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Slop Quest
Hosted by All Things Comedy · EN
Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.
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Slop Quest 67: Squatch Job
Feb 24, 202500:54:13Tap to summarizeWe’re live from the “O’Neill Home Studio” and Andy blows it apart by censoring the opening credits. Then a ghost knocks over O’Neill’s sparring helmet and freaks us out. Then they discuss how to judge a person’s intelligence based on what they think heaven is like. Andy then plays delusional music from Instagram and O’Neill loses it. Then Andy’s ex boss sings insults at people and the boys put offensive words in their passwords that get them in trouble. Also, Ryan and Andrew take cheap flights where passengers try to sneak in bags of underwear. It’s a doozy!
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Slop Quest 66: Goodbye Aaron
Feb 17, 202500:56:59Tap to summarizeFULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy introduces O’Neill to Clutch Cargo, then O’Neill dives into the opiate prevention scam. Then he repitches an idea about medical jargon with the phrase “Kick Your Heart in The Nards”. Then the boys talk about Ray Stevens doing the theme song for Narcos. Then they come up with an idea for a comedy band where the gimmick is just that the band has shoes on their knees. Then Andy enrages O’Neill when he doesn’t understand what a “twist” in a movie is or a “spoiler”. I can’t articulate how much this bothers O’Neill. Then a man is emasculated by a charcuterie board and O’Neill completely loses it. Then we talk eating a chicken pot pie in bed. Then Andy blows O’Neill’s mind with Japanese KFC Christmas.
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Slop Quest 65: Pirate Economy
Feb 10, 202501:01:42Tap to summarizeFULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest
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Slop Quest 64: Ski Lift Sneaks
Feb 3, 202500:55:47Tap to summarizeFULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest Ryan hits a major roadblock with his 5’9 bit and he’s unable to salvage it. Andy takes issue with Ryan’s “it’s always been the same” history hot takes. Andy has to take muscle relaxers and it makes O’Neill definitely not relax. O’Neill then tries to sneak into a ski resort with Ari using a woman’s ski pass and a mask. Then they talk Multi Level Marketing schemes. Then Andy can’t stop looking at the news, sleep, or function. He goes to O’Neill for solid advice. Andy tries to trick his wife into thinking she sent him a fake text. Then Andy twerks for a t-shirt on Conan. Ryan tries to make Andy less gullible but it doesn’t take. The soundboard quits working on Andy and he has to do all the sound effects by hand. O’Neill shares his garlic secret. Aaron feels the repercussions of the air quality problems. Ryan calls out Erin Brockovich in a surprising turn of events. Then the boys talk drunk business. Then there’s a wild neighborhood update with Aaron. Ryan refuses to get off a private jet because it’s too comfortable. Then they talk about real life Indecent Proposals and haggle over prices.
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Slop Quest 55: Bearly Scammin'
Dec 2, 2024Tap to summarizeFULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/slopquest Aaron gives us the green light as we come out of the booth swinging hard, then he hits us with a grill cheese recipe that leaves O’Neill speechless. Andy talks about some good old Christian butt banging that was sweeping his community. Then they go back to the old well of ballsack deodorant. O’Neill creates a puppet to keep people from sitting next to him on a flight. Andrew talks about the “r-word” in Three Ninjas. O’Neill starts a third political party and doesn’t know what mitochondria does. Then the boys create dating websites site ideas for pure business $$$$$. We’re talking amazing business ideas this episodes. Ryan does some amazing contrarian bull crap that enrages Andy. Then they create a dopamine replenishment program that would make Dr. Huberman jealous. Then they break the glass ceiling forever with a new economic model that will revolutionize the world.
Transcribe →The Pork Report 22: AI Whole Foods
Apr 15, 2024Tap to summarizeO’Neill is back from the road with stories about drinking 184 beers , destroying toilets and being kicked out of museums. Andrew finds out a shocking revelation about his local robotic Whole Foods. Ryan burns off his eyebrows doing a fire walk and Andy explains to him how wires are not fake. Then Aaron and Ryan team up against Andy in their support of the “Truck Pee Monkey” . And Aaron has a hoverboard door to door salesman show up.
Transcribe →Episode 291: The Horse Meat Vigilante
Mar 29, 2021Tap to summarizeO'Neill opens up telling the sad tale of a Russian MMA fighter being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Danish shares a listener email someone sent in that's similar to something we recently spoke about. Danish shares a fun fact about the spring break in Miami situation and then brings up Kylie Jenner (who doesn't love some good KJ talk?!?). Then, there's a long awaited Tommy Morris update! About damn time. What's he been up to? Oh, you know, just living the dream. After that, there's some brief sports current event and MMA talk. Danish details a dream baby Barb had where she accused him of nefarious behavior. That segues perfectly (it actually does) into some quick GSP talk. O'Neill then shares a story about a relative of his listening to the show in front of a friend and the friend's father (oh boy!). After that, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend...a guy who's been dubbed the Bruce Wayne of animals, aka the horse meat vigilante: Richard Cuoto! What a horser! This guy is like the Steven Seagal of the horse lover's world. After all the beautiful animal talk, we then talk about someone up for the parent/liar of the year award. This lady is a GEM! By the way, both this and the horse vigilante are both straight outta Florida, so you know they're power-packed. And that's all there is to this week's show! Sorry for yelling; I just got excited.
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Episode 77: Daisy Dux
Jan 16, 2017Tap to summarizeWe start off this week's episode with O'Neill as skeptical as ever. He doesn't believe that a muscular man with a mustache had a bald eagle on his arm in an airport (despite video evidence that shows said event happening). Danish gives an update about his battle over his holiday flight from hell. After that, we head to O'Neill's home state of Indiana to tell a beautiful feel-good story about a strip club and church. Next, we detail the world of competitive kegeling. Come on, everybody, start competing! Then, it's time to gather your children around for a long story that blows O'Neill's mind and may have ruined his life. And no, it's not about mountain lions. Then, it's a grab bag of grab-ass. Shinpei, everyone. Shinpei.
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