Transcript
Elliot Kaelin (0:00)
Today's episode of Clueless is sponsored by Monopoly. And their three brand new expansions get faster gameplay and fresh twists with free parking. Jackpot. Go to jail and buy everything available now. Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro Smart Voice Media. Clueless listeners are asked to be on the lookout for an electric blue Mustang convertible with a picture of a Tyrannosaurus Rex airbrushed on the side. The this vehicle has not been involved with any crime. It's just probably the coolest car you'll ever see. And you'll be real disappointed if you miss it. This is Clueless. Clueless. Clueless. Welcome to Smartless presents. Clueless, the only puzzle podcast brave enough to put its Sean Hayes where its mouth is. I'm your host, Elliot Kaelin. And yes, I've heard the rumors, but Tilda Swinton and I are just good friends. Now. Please welcome the man who appears when you say his name three times. Sean Hayes. Sean Hayes. Sean Hayes. And there he is.
Sean Hayes (1:07)
And then it was just silent. Hi, everybody. Elliot, thank you for having me on the show again. This is so fun.
Elliot Kaelin (1:15)
Sean, thank you for being here. Who with you today?
Sean Hayes (1:17)
Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, his name is Scott Eisenogle. I met him 18 years ago. And what a ride it's been for 18 years. Scott. He doesn't speak until I allow it. What an incredible journey we've been on, and it's just beautiful. Go ahead, speak.
Scott Eisenogle (1:37)
Hi, everybody. And what a journey it's been with no exit ramps. Thank you.
Elliot Kaelin (1:43)
That's the best kind of journey. There's no end and you can't get out of it. Yeah.
Sean Hayes (1:47)
Yeah. And we're waiting for it to begin.
Scott Eisenogle (1:49)
That's right.
Elliot Kaelin (1:50)
You're actually on the line to get on the journey.
Sean Hayes (1:53)
Yeah.
Elliot Kaelin (1:54)
Sean, as always, wonderful to have you with us. Scotty, as always, wonderful to have you with us as well. Both. Wonderful to have both of you with us. And now that I've used the art of chitchat to lull you both into a false sense of security, it's time to pull the rug out from under you and reveal we're actually here to solve some puzzles. So let's start with last episode's Cliffhanger, which went based on these ingredients. What kind of cake is this a recipe for 2 parts cactus, 1 parts rattlesnake, 2 parts roadrunner, and 1 part turmeric. I'll tell you again, 2 parts cactus, 1 parts Rattlesnake, 2 parts Roadrunner, 1 parts turmeric. What cake is this a recipe for?
