
On this episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan and constant contestant Sean Hayes welcome back Sean’s good friend, actor Jeff Max, to see if he can help spot the Odd One Out! New Kids On The Block (NKOTB to their friends) are reuniting for an autograph signing, but they got so excited they each brought one item too many! See if you can identify which item doesn’t fit the group and why, and try to do it faster than Sean and Jeff. Keep track of your discarded items, you’ll need them to solve the MegaClue! New episodes every Monday and Thursday. Puzzles in this episode are by Jason Reich and Kevin Leman. Script by Elliott Kalan, additional material by Maddie McCann. Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.
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Elliot Kaelin
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Sean Hayes
Clueless. Clueless. I'm Clueless.
Elliot Kaelin
Beautiful rendition. Welcome to Smartless presents. Clueless, the puzzle podcast that only wants to entertain you. For crying out loud. I'm your host, Elliot Kaelin, and I'm running late because I'm stuck in traffic. Now, please welcome the star of our show, the master of mental machinations, the grandee of gaming, the pasha of puzzles, the man who needs no introduction, so I don't know why I'm giving him such a long one, Sean Hayes. Thank you for being here, Sean.
Sean Hayes
Very good, Elliot. Thank you so much. I'm excited to be here today to play a game with you and somebody else. Who could that be? Oh, it's our friend, probably the gayest man on the face of the planet. His name is Jeff Max. We go way, way back, but not that back, if you know what I mean, Jeff.
Jeff Max
Well, I know what you mean.
Sean Hayes
Hello, everybody. We'll see if j. Jeff's catchphrase comes out today or not.
Elliot Kaelin
Oh, that's right. Jeff had two catchphrases. I believe if I'm remembering correctly, I.
Sean Hayes
Don'T remember what they were, but I.
Elliot Kaelin
Don'T remember what they were.
Sean Hayes
Or he might start a third one. Who knows?
Elliot Kaelin
Oh, that would be. This would be a moment in history.
Jeff Max
It's always a crapshoot. It's always a crapshoot.
Sean Hayes
Well, there you go. That's a good one.
Elliot Kaelin
I was just gonna say the same thing. That is a good one, Jeff. You're like a catchphrase machine. It's amazing. Thank you so much for joining us again.
Jeff Max
My pleasure. I'm so glad to be back in Oz.
Sean Hayes
Oh, geez. Did I tell you? I told you.
Elliot Kaelin
Living up to the reputation. Oh, and Jeff Max is here. But look what else has decided to show up. It's our cliffhanger puzzle. After being out doing God knows what, who knows where ever since last episode, scaring us all half to death, now the cliffhanger puzzle stumbles through the door, and we're supposed to just reveal its answer as if nothing's wrong. Well, we'll talk about this later. Cliffhanger puzzle. After I remind our listeners that the puzzle from last episode went thusly. Since Valentine's Day was on a Friday this year, which of these dates can't fall on a weekend? March 1, April 31, May 17 or May 18?
Sean Hayes
March 1. April 31. May what?
Elliot Kaelin
May 17 or May 18.
Jeff Max
Okay, so February 14 is a Friday. That means February 28 is a Friday. That means that. Wait, is it a regular year?
Elliot Kaelin
Yes.
Sean Hayes
Okay, good question.
Jeff Max
So that means March 1st is a Saturday. So that's one. And there is no April 31st.
Sean Hayes
Well, there you go. April 31st.
Elliot Kaelin
That's the answer. You're right. It was no map necessary.
Sean Hayes
I know. Here I am like, oh, God, let's see. March 1st. Well, April 31st, that's pretty. There's no April.
Jeff Max
May 17th. I was going to continue to.
Sean Hayes
But you didn't even have to do as far as your brain just started. You just have to go, there's only 30 days in April.
Elliot Kaelin
There's only 30 days in April 31. April 31 can't fall on a weekend because it does not exist. That was. I loved how you were still ready to go to barrel right through the week.
Sean Hayes
I was going to go straight through.
Jeff Max
And then. So April 30, that means Monday is May 1. I was going to keep going.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, no, that's okay.
Jeff Max
Yeah, I know.
Elliot Kaelin
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Sean Hayes
Odd one. Which one's the odd one?
Elliot Kaelin
Get out.
Sean Hayes
Get out. I love that. Get out.
Elliot Kaelin
In today's odd one out, the members of New Kids on the block are all reuniting to sign autographs at an 80s music convention. They're so excited to meet the fans that they've gone ahead and brought a few too many things with them to the convention center. Now, each member of the group has to leave one item behind. I'm gonna tell you what they each brought. You tell me which item doesn't belong in the category of items they have. What's the odd one out in the group? Are you ready to play?
Sean Hayes
I love this one. I love this one. Yes. One out.
Elliot Kaelin
All right, our first question. Jordan brought a putting green chapstick, a bowling ball, and Swiss cheese. Again, A putting green chapstick, a bowling ball, and Swiss cheese.
Jeff Max
Oh, well.
Sean Hayes
Well, putting has a hole, and so does swiss cheese. Cheese, and so does a bowling ball.
Jeff Max
Bowling ball. So chapstick.
Sean Hayes
You're right. It's chapstick. Yes.
Elliot Kaelin
That was an intent level of intensity in the. In the answer I didn't expect. But the answer is chapstick. Good job. Question number two. Jonathan brought a mushroom, a flower, a band aid, and a star. A mushroom, a flower, a band aid, and a star.
Jeff Max
Okay. Well, do they. Does a mushroom bloom? Flower bloom, a star?
Sean Hayes
Yeah, kind of, you know. Yeah, like they burst, right? Yeah, I think it's band aid. I think you're right.
Elliot Kaelin
The answer is Band aid. But your reasoning is wrong. It's wrong, but you got to the right answer, so it doesn't matter. All those are items in the Super Mario games except for a band aid mushroom flower stomp. But he doesn't use band aid, although he should because he's hitting his head on bricks a lot of the time.
Sean Hayes
He should use a band aid.
Jeff Max
You might have the wrong age group.
Sean Hayes
Nope, not for me. I love it.
Elliot Kaelin
Not for the master of side scrollers, Sean Hayes.
Sean Hayes
Yes.
Elliot Kaelin
Let's go on to question three. Donnie brought Jell O clams, paper, and bread. Jell O clams, paper and bread.
Sean Hayes
Jello clams, paper, and bread. We have a loaf of bread, a.
Elliot Kaelin
Stack of paper, a hill of clams.
Jeff Max
Yeah, and do they wiggle? Do they set? Do they.
Sean Hayes
Well, Jell O is. Isn't. Is a brand name actually correct for bread? I don't know. You know, like Kleenex. People say Kleenex, but it's actually a brand name. It's just tissue.
Jeff Max
Like Band Aid.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. Jello is jell O. Clams are clams. Papers. Paper.
Jeff Max
Well, you could. You could clam up like Shut.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. Oh, show me. Like bread is money. Sometimes.
Jeff Max
Yeah. Oh, clams, clams. Isn't that money? Isn't bread.
Sean Hayes
Money on paper is money. Jell O. That's why I said jello.
Elliot Kaelin
You're right, it's jello. Because the others are all synonyms for money or slang terms for money.
Sean Hayes
Lettuces too.
Elliot Kaelin
Yeah, lettuces too.
Jeff Max
Yeah, Give me some lettuce.
Elliot Kaelin
Cabbage. Never heard it. Anything.
Sean Hayes
Never heard it.
Elliot Kaelin
Cheddar. You haven't been hanging out with the right gangsters.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Elliot Kaelin
You haven't been hanging out with the right 30s gangsters that I hang out with.
Jeff Max
Wow.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Elliot Kaelin
But great. You got there. You got there eventually. Wonderful. Question number four. Danny brought a freight train, a date shake, a playmate and a popsicle. A freight train, a date shake, a playmate and a popsicle.
Jeff Max
Well, they're all two words except for popsicle.
Sean Hayes
Right. But that sounds that. I feel like that'd be too easy.
Elliot Kaelin
You're thinking along the right lines. You're thinking along the right lines.
Sean Hayes
So popsicle is. Well then it's popsicle this. Freight train. Right.
Elliot Kaelin
And why? It's popsicle. But what's the reason? Can you think of the reason?
Sean Hayes
What Jeff just said. Because they're all. They're all. They're all. What are they called? Phrases. No, when you put them together. Yeah. Compound words.
Elliot Kaelin
They're not exactly compound words, but the freight train is a two word phrase and date shake is two words and playmate is one word. But would like me to tell you what the. Why. Why popsicle is the right answer?
Sean Hayes
Yes, sure.
Elliot Kaelin
All the other ones have two long a sounds in them. Freight train, date shake, playmate, and then popsicle.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, No a sounds at all.
Elliot Kaelin
I'm going to give you half credit for that one.
Jeff Max
Yeah.
Elliot Kaelin
And your permanent record.
Sean Hayes
We got three. Right. For absolutely no.
Devin Tory Bryant
No reason.
Elliot Kaelin
Well. And you've got one more I'd like to see, actually. You know what? If you shoot the moon and you get all the right answers for all the wrong reasons, I'll give you 100 bonus points.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Elliot Kaelin
So let's go to the final question number five. Joey brought a wrench, a knife, scotch tape and a rope.
Sean Hayes
I know what it is. Yes, Scotch tape. Because all the other ones are in the game. Clue.
Elliot Kaelin
You got it exactly right, Sean. Game knows game. Game recognizes game. In this Case Sean recognizes a game clue. I won out. Out of five questions. You got three and a half. Using the kind of peculiar, unique logic that is a Haze Max production.
Jeff Max
That is us.
Elliot Kaelin
Yeah, but I hate to admit it, I actually brought something extra to this game as well. An extra question that I call the Mega Clue.
Jeff Max
Mega Clue question.
Elliot Kaelin
For this Mega clue, I want you to tell me what all the extra items from today's game have in common. To remind you, your odd items out were Chapstick, Band Aid, jello, popsicle, and scotch tape. What do they all have in common? Hint you already solved this Mega Clue during the game without realizing it.
Sean Hayes
Oh, wow. Oh, Chapstick. Oh, yes. They're all the brand names.
Elliot Kaelin
Yes, exactly right. They're all trademarked brand names that have become generic words. Hopefully, the same thing will happen to Clueless someday. And when people want to hear a puzzle podcast, they'll just say, press play on that Clueless. Then we'll be famous. Finally.
Sean Hayes
Can't wait.
Elliot Kaelin
Wonderful job. So with the Megaclue, that's another. That's like an. Well, actually, I'm only gonna give you a few points because you got the right answer for the right reasons. Slightly less impressive listeners at home. Did you do as well as Sean and Jeff? If so, I'm officially naming you employee of the month. Wherever it is that you work. Talk to your boss about it. But just so she doesn't think you're listening to podcasts at work, talk to her about it after today's cliffhanger puzzle. The cliffhanger puzzle is our way of saying, you haven't seen the last of us, Batman. And today's cliffhanger is yet another odd one out, because apparently we've been buying odd one outs in bulk lately. So the odd one out goes thusly. Go fish. Scrabble, Catan, Minecraft, and Frogger. Which is the odd one out and why? I'll repeat that. Go fish. Scrabble, Catan, Minecraft, and Frogger. Which is the odd one out and why? You'll find out on a future episode of Smartish Presents Clueless.
Sean Hayes
It might be the next episode. Even.
Elliot Kaelin
Possibly even the next one.
Jeff Max
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Good night, everybody.
Elliot Kaelin
We're so quiet. I know. I'm so nervous. As we. As we. We're either lulling them to sleep or else setting them up for a huge surprise. Well, folks, nothing lasts forever. And that's especially true for 12 minute puzzle podcasts. But before I call it a day, I'd like to thank Jeff Max for making this a show to remember And I'd also like to thank Sean Hayes for making this a show he'd probably already forgotten. But we never forget to thank you, the listener, for not calling security on us. Until next time, this has been Smartless presents Clueless and I'm your host, Elliot Kaelin. Clicking my heels together three times and saying, there's no place like the end of the episode. There's no place like the end of the episode. There's no place like the end of the episode.
Sean Hayes
Ah, very good, Clueless.
Devin Tory Bryant
You have been listening to Smartless presents Clueless, a Smartless Media production in association with Sirius xm. Your host is Elliot Kaelin, who also writes our scripts. Your constant contestant is Sean Hayes with those blue, blue eyes. Your producer, editor and engineer is Devin Tory Bryant, who is me. I also write all the music and sound effects assistant engineer, Kyle McGraw. Today's puzzles were written by Jason Reich and Kevin Lehman. Talent producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer, Maddie McCann. Social media producer, Tommy Galgano. Executive producers are Elliot Kaelin, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett and Jason Bateman. Executive producers for Smartless Media are Richard Corson and Bernie K. Remember to follow subscribe, rate and review the show. It really helps. That's all for now. We will see you again for more Clueless.
Sean Hayes
Clueless.
Elliot Kaelin
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SmartLess Presents ClueLess – Episode 142: "Odd One Out" Featuring Jeff Max
Release Date: April 7, 2025
In Episode 142 of SmartLess Presents ClueLess, host Elliott Kaelin teams up with recurring contestants Sean Hayes and Jeff Max for an engaging session of puzzles and brainteasers centered around the theme "Odd One Out." The episode promises a blend of humor, quick thinking, and camaraderie as the trio navigates through various challenges to determine who is quicker at solving conundrums than contestant Sean Hayes.
[01:08] Elliott Kaelin:
"Since Valentine's Day was on a Friday this year, which of these dates can't fall on a weekend? March 1, April 31, May 17 or May 18?"
The previous episode left listeners hanging with a date-related puzzle, prompting fans to ponder which listed date is impossible to occur on a weekend.
[02:33] Jeff Max:
"April 31st."
The answer was unveiled as April 31st, a date that doesn't exist, humorously highlighting the trickiness of calendar-based puzzles.
The core of Episode 142 revolves around identifying the outlier among groups of items each brought by members of New Kids on the Block to an 80s music convention.
[07:27] Elliott Kaelin:
"What’s the odd one out in the group?"
[07:43] Sean Hayes:
"Bowling ball. So chapstick."
[07:52] Elliott Kaelin:
"The answer is chapstick. Good job."
Insight: The reasoning revolved around identifying common characteristics, ultimately pinpointing chapstick as the item that doesn’t fit with the others associated with holes.
[08:13] Elliott Kaelin:
"Jonathan brought a mushroom, a flower, a band aid, and a star."
[08:24] Jeff Max:
"Band aid."
[08:38] Elliott Kaelin:
"All those are items in the Super Mario games except for a band aid."
Insight: Initially, participants considered elements like blooming, leading to band aid as the outlier, though the ultimate reasoning tied it to brand-specific items in the Super Mario universe.
[09:33] Jeff Max:
"Money on paper is money. Jell-O."
[10:01] Elliott Kaelin:
"The answer is jello because the others are all synonyms or slang terms for money."
[09:52] Sean Hayes:
"Lettuces too."
Insight: The focus was on slang terminology for money, identifying Jell-O as unrelated to the monetary theme.
[10:38] Elliott Kaelin:
"Popsicle is the odd one out."
[11:00] Sean Hayes:
"No a sounds at all."
[10:59] Elliot Kaelin:
"All the other ones have two long a sounds in them."
Insight: The differentiation was based on phonetic patterns, with popsicle lacking the long 'a' sound present in the other items.
[11:37] Sean Hayes:
"Scotch tape. Because all the other ones are in the game Clue."
[11:41] Elliott Kaelin:
"Exactly right, Sean. Game recognizes game."
Insight: The recognition was based on items appearing in the classic board game Clue, with scotch tape being unrelated.
Post the main game, Elliott introduces an additional challenge called the "Mega Clue," asking participants to identify a commonality among all the odd items identified:
[12:31] Sean Hayes:
"They're all the brand names."
[12:36] Elliott Kaelin:
"Yes, exactly right. They're all trademarked brand names that have become generic words."
Insight: This highlights the phenomenon where brand names become so ubiquitous that they enter common vernacular (e.g., “Band Aid” for adhesive bandages).
The episode concludes with a teaser puzzle to engage listeners until the next episode:
Cliffhanger Puzzle:
"Go fish. Scrabble, Catan, Minecraft, and Frogger. Which is the odd one out and why?"
[13:58] Sean Hayes:
"It might be the next episode."
Listeners are encouraged to ponder this puzzle, which revolves around identifying the standout game that doesn't fit the common theme.
Elliott wraps up the episode with gratitude towards guests Sean Hayes and Jeff Max, and acknowledges the production team behind ClueLess. He humorously encourages listeners to interact with their workplaces about their participation and hints at future puzzles to keep the audience engaged.
Notable Closing Quote:
[14:02] Sean Hayes:
"Good night, everybody."
[14:04] Elliott Kaelin:
"There's no place like the end of the episode."
Elliott Kaelin [07:27]:
"What's the odd one out in the group?"
Sean Hayes [08:24]:
"Band aid."
Elliott Kaelin [10:59]:
"They're all trademarked brand names that have become generic words."
Sean Hayes [13:58]:
"It might be the next episode."
Elliott Kaelin [14:04]:
"There's no place like the end of the episode."
SmartLess Presents ClueLess continues to deliver concise, entertaining, and intellectually stimulating content, making it a favorite among puzzle enthusiasts and casual listeners alike.