146 - Top Tension (w/ Scotty Icenogle and Carrie Aizley)

Summary

SmartLess Presents ClueLess: Episode 146 - Top Tension (w/ Scotty Icenogle and Carrie Aizley)
Release Date: April 21, 2025

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Introduction to the Episode

In Episode 146 of SmartLess Presents ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan teams up once again with his seasoned contestant, Sean Hayes, along with Sean's husband, Scotty Icenogle, and their close friend, Carrie Aizley. This episode, titled "Top Tension," delves into the nostalgic realm of 1920s America by challenging the trio with puzzles centered around popular baby names from that era.

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Recap of the Last Puzzle

The episode opens with a brief recap of the previous episode's cliffhanger puzzle. Elliott introduces a multiple-choice riddle where Sean Hayes was to choose the safest exit from a labyrinth:

• Exit A: Leads to an inferno.
• Exit B: Leads to an assassin.
• Exit C: Leads to a lion that hasn't eaten in three years.

Sean, along with Scotty and Carrie, analyze the options, humorously deducing that a lion who hasn't eaten in three years would be dead, making Exit C the logical choice. Sean successfully navigates the puzzle, earning applause from Scotty and Carrie.

Sean Hayes [03:03]: "So Sean, if you're in that situation, just step over that lion skeleton to freedom."

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Main Puzzle: Top Tension – Top 10 Most Popular Baby Girl Names in 1925

The heart of the episode revolves around the "Top Tension" game, a competitive list knowledge challenge. The rules are straightforward:

• Objective: Guess the top 10 most popular baby girl names in America from 1925.
• Scoring: Start with three points. Correct guesses earn a point, while incorrect ones deduct a point.
• Elimination: Players are out of the round if they lose all points.
• Victory: The player with the most points at the end wins the round.

Carrie kicks off the game with the name "Esther," which is incorrect, leading to a loss of a point. Scotty follows with "Catherine," also missing the mark. Sean steps up with "Mary," correctly identifying it as the number one name on the list.

Sean Hayes [07:55]: "Yeah. Wow, Scott, I'm surprised you didn't say that. That's Scotty's mom's name and my mom's name."

As the game progresses, Carrie and Scotty attempt various traditional names like "Sarah," "Elizabeth," and "Jennifer," but many miss the top 10 list. Sean maintains his lead, ultimately securing victory as both Carrie and Scotty are eliminated.

Carrie Aisley [06:23]: "That's a good one."

List of Top 10 Most Popular Baby Girl Names in 1925:

1. Mary
2. Dorothy
3. Betty
4. Helen
5. Margaret
6. Ruth
7. Virginia
8. Doris
9. Mildred
10. Elizabeth

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Mega Clue: Top Tension – Top 10 Most Popular Baby Boy Names in 1925

Following the main game, the episode transitions to the "Mega Clue," an intensified version of "Top Tension." This round focuses on the top 10 most popular baby boy names in America from 1925, with the twist of no penalties for incorrect guesses and a time limit of 30 seconds.

Sean leads the charge, correctly naming "George," "John," "Robert," and "James." Scotty and Carrie also contribute, identifying names like "Jonathan," "Michael," and "Charles." Despite the rapid-fire nature, Sean emerges victorious once again with the highest score.

Scotty Eisenachel [13:26]: "James."

List of Top 10 Most Popular Baby Boy Names in 1925:

1. Robert
2. John
3. William
4. James
5. Charles
6. George
7. Joseph
8. Richard
9. Edward
10. Donald

Will Arnett [14:18]: "Henry. And that's."

Sean humorously observes the traditional influence on naming conventions, noting the prevalence of English kings' names.

Sean Hayes [14:31]: "Yes, totally."

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Cliffhanger Puzzle: Missing Element in Movie Titles

As the episode draws to a close, Elliott presents the cliffhanger puzzle for the next episode:

Elliott Kalan [15:38]: "All of these titles are missing one thing. What is it?"
Titles: Carly, All That Got Mail, Are the World, and Dupree.

Sean quickly figures out the missing element but holds onto the answer, teasing listeners to tune in next time for the reveal.

Will Arnett [15:53]: "And Dupree. What is missing from these titles?"

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Closing Remarks

Elliott wraps up the episode by thanking Scotty, Carrie, and Sean for their participation. He also encourages listeners to engage with the podcast by following, subscribing, and leaving reviews, ensuring they stay tuned for more intriguing puzzles in future episodes.

Elliott Kalan [16:12]: "Until next episode, this has been SmartLess presents Clueless."

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Notable Quotes:

• Sean Hayes [03:03]: "So Sean, if you're in that situation, just step over that lion skeleton to freedom."
• Carrie Aisley [06:23]: "That's a good one."
• Sean Hayes [07:55]: "Yeah. Wow, Scott, I'm surprised you didn't say that. That's Scotty's mom's name and my mom's name."
• Sean Hayes [14:31]: "Yes, totally."

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Conclusion

Episode 146 of SmartLess Presents ClueLess offers a delightful blend of nostalgia, humor, and friendly competition. Through engaging discussions and spirited gameplay, Elliott, Sean, Scotty, and Carrie navigate the intricacies of 1920s baby names, providing listeners with both entertainment and a touch of historical insight. The episode sets the stage for future challenges, leaving audiences eager for the next installment.

Transcript

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Welcome to Smartless Presents.

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Clueless, the only game show podcast you can write off on your taxes.

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I'm your host, Elliot Kaelin, and nobody puts me in a corner. Now, please welcome the man who puts the test ant in contestant, Sean Hayes.

[Jason Bateman]

Thanks for joining us, Sean.

[Sean Hayes]

I like to test. I test ants.

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You test ants all the time.

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Yeah, I'll test it.

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Sean Hayes is known for most of.

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America as a television star, a theater star, a performer.

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But in the science world, he is.

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Known as one of the best ant.

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Testers in the entomology laboratory field.

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So that's why I'm here at those ants. Yeah.

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But you know who was going to help me with testing those ants today? Oh, boy, oh, boy. It's two people I love so very much. It's my husband, Scotty Eisenuggle, and one of our closest friends in the whole world, Ms. Carrie Aisley, who's just a delight. They're both delightful human beings. They woo a lot, they sing a lot. There's some more woos. Anyways, well, welcome, you guys.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Thank you.

[Sean Hayes]

Yes.

[Carrie Aisley]

So happy to be here.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. Carrie, how are you feeling today?

[Carrie Aisley]

I feel real good.

[Sean Hayes]

Okay. Scotty, how are you feeling today?

[Scotty Eisenachel]

I feel real good.

[Sean Hayes]

Good.

[Jason Bateman]

Scotty, thank you so much for joining us, Sean. Of course.

[Will Arnett]

Always.

[Jason Bateman]

Thank you for joining us. That's the biggest. Thank you. I wanted to start the show a little differently this episode, but then our producer, Devin said I can't. So we'll just start it the same way we used to.

[Sean Hayes]

Okay, great.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Fair enough.

[Jason Bateman]

By revealing the answer to our last unrevealed cliffhanger puzzle. Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

So you may remember, it was a multiple choice riddle that went thusly. Sean Hayes is escaping from a labyrinth, and there are three exits to choose from. Exit A leads to an inferno. Exit B leads to an assassin. Exit C leads to a lion that hasn't eaten in three years. Which exit is the best for Shaun to pick?

[Carrie Aisley]

An inferno, a lion or an assassin.

[Jason Bateman]

Exit A leads to an inferno.

[Will Arnett]

Exit B leads to an assassin and exit C leads to a lion that hasn't eaten in three years.

[Sean Hayes]

So wait, is this a funny answer or is this like a real answer?

[Jason Bateman]

I mean, it's like a clue. Like a some would say that a joke is funniest when it says something true about reality. All right, sure.

[Carrie Aisley]

But can I say the lion's dead, right?

[Scotty Eisenachel]

I would say the lion is dead.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, you're exactly right. If a lion hasn't eaten in three years, it definitely starved to death two years, 11 months and a couple weeks ago. So Sean, if you're in that situation, just step over that lion skeleton to freedom.

[Carrie Aisley]

Scotty and I get a right answer. We love to do this for the listeners at home.

[Will Arnett]

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[Jason Bateman]

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Did you get the answer? If not, it's your turn to do the dishes tonight.

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But don't get your hands all soapy just yet because it's time to play today's main puzzle.

[Will Arnett]

Top tension.

[Devin]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Top ten.

[Sean Hayes]

That's a good one, Devin. Congratulations. I like that one.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Congrats. I mean the album is gonna be.

[Sean Hayes]

5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. That was great.

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I feel like I learned so much.

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From all of these songs.

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I learned all the numbers from 1 to 10 from that 1. It's just super educational.

[Will Arnett]

That's a good one.

[Jason Bateman]

Now, humanity has always loved top 10.

[Will Arnett]

Lists because why should you have more.

[Jason Bateman]

Things on a list than fingers on your own hands? It doesn't make sense.

[Will Arnett]

So Top Tension is a competitive list knowledge game that harnesses the power of naming 10 of something. Each game of Top Tension starts with a top 10 list.

[Jason Bateman]

On today's episode, that list is going to be the top 10 most popular.

[Will Arnett]

Names for baby girls in America in 1925, exactly 100 years ago. You will each take turns guessing names that are on this list. Each player will start the game with three points. Each time you make a correct guess.

[Jason Bateman]

You get another point.

[Will Arnett]

Each time you make an incorrect guess you lose a point.

[Jason Bateman]

And if you run out of all your points, you are out of the.

[Will Arnett]

Game until the next round.

[Jason Bateman]

And we will play until we name.

[Will Arnett]

Every entry in the top 10 or until there is only one player left with any points. Then whoever has the most points between you wins. And the rest is history. Because history is basically just a list of things that happened. It's all lists.

[Jason Bateman]

Everything's lists, all the way down top 10 gen. So Carrie, we'll start with you.

[Will Arnett]

What names do you think?

[Jason Bateman]

And just one at a time.

[Will Arnett]

What's a name you think would be on the list of top 10 most.

[Jason Bateman]

Popular baby names for girls in 1925? 100 years ago to this very day.

[Carrie Aisley]

Esther.

[Will Arnett]

Esther is not on the list.

[Jason Bateman]

Carries.

[Will Arnett]

You lose a point. Oh, no.

[Jason Bateman]

Okay, let's go to Scotty next.

[Will Arnett]

Catherine.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Catherine.

[Will Arnett]

Catherine is also not on the list. Sean.

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[Sean Hayes]

Mary.

[Will Arnett]

Mary is on the list.

[Jason Bateman]

That's right.

[Will Arnett]

It's the number one on the list. Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. Wow, Scott, I'm surprised you didn't say that. That's Scotty's mom's name and my mom's name.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

I know, but I. It feels like a modern name. It doesn't feel like a 1920s Mary.

[Jason Bateman]

Mary's old.

[Carrie Aisley]

Old as the hills.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

You know what, Carrie? Sean, can I talk to you outside in the hallway?

[Jason Bateman]

I think it would be good for you, Scotty, to get outside of the haunted hallway. That would be a good place. You don't want to talk to him in there. You'll never escape. All right, Carrie, it's your turn again.

[Carrie Aisley]

I'm gonna say Sarah.

[Will Arnett]

Sarah is not on the list.

[Sean Hayes]

That would have been her name.

[Jason Bateman]

Seems to be a kind of angling Jewish. And I think you should not assume that Jewish names were necessarily on the top 10 most popular for baby girls in 1925 in America. Click.

[Carrie Aisley]

And I close my computer.

[Jason Bateman]

You're like, Rivka Dvorah. And I'm like, no, no.

[Carrie Aisley]

Right, Neely.

[Jason Bateman]

All right, Scotty, your turn next.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Elizabeth.

[Will Arnett]

Elizabeth is on the list. Yes.

[Jason Bateman]

That's number 10, so you get a point for that one. Okay. And Sean Tyne.

[Sean Hayes]

I'm kidding. What about Jennifer?

[Will Arnett]

No, Jennifer is not on the list for.

[Jason Bateman]

That's a pretty modern name. Jennifer.

[Sean Hayes]

All right.

[Jason Bateman]

By which I mean there are people.

[Will Arnett]

My age with that name. Cause I'm super young, right?

[Jason Bateman]

Cause I'm.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, no, we got it, we got it. We got it.

[Jason Bateman]

Young and hip and.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Okay, Carrie, your turn again.

[Carrie Aisley]

I'm gonna say Lydia.

[Will Arnett]

No, Lydia is not on the list either, which means, Carrie, you are out.

[Jason Bateman]

Of points for this round.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Oh, she is out of here.

[Jason Bateman]

Carrie, I apologize.

[Will Arnett]

You are shut out of the rest of this round.

[Carrie Aisley]

We had so many more names. Oh, wow.

[Jason Bateman]

So many more names. We got eight more names to go. Scotty, what do you think is one of those names?

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Juliet?

[Jason Bateman]

No, Juliet is also not on the list. Sean.

[Sean Hayes]

Martha.

[Will Arnett]

So close, but no. There's a name that's kind of like Martha, but it's not that one.

[Sean Hayes]

Martha.

[Carrie Aisley]

Maria.

[Jason Bateman]

No, no. So, Scotty, back to you.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Theresa.

[Jason Bateman]

No, Theresa is not on the.

[Will Arnett]

Scotty. It's interesting.

[Jason Bateman]

Your name's kind of lean.

[Will Arnett]

Catholic, too. I feel like Carrie's leaned Jewish. Yours?

[Jason Bateman]

Lean Catholic and Sean's are all over the map in a way that I think is very helpful for this game.

[Sean Hayes]

Welcome to our brains. Yeah. What about. Okay, so what about Angela?

[Will Arnett]

Angela, no.

[Jason Bateman]

Is not on the list. Okay, Scotty, your turn.

[Will Arnett]

You've got one point left.

[Jason Bateman]

Don't waste.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Oh, okay. Carolyn.

[Will Arnett]

No.

[Jason Bateman]

Carolyn is also not on the list, which means that Sean is the winner for this round.

[Sean Hayes]

Well, that's rare.

[Jason Bateman]

Scotty and Carol were both knocked out. Would you like me to read you?

[Carrie Aisley]

I want to hear the list.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

I so want to hear this list.

[Will Arnett]

Okay, going from ten down to one.

[Jason Bateman]

We know that one is Mary. 10.

[Will Arnett]

Elizabeth. 9. Mildred.

[Jason Bateman]

Mildred, a more popular name than Elizabeth.

[Will Arnett]

8.

[Jason Bateman]

Doris. 7.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

My grandmother.

[Jason Bateman]

7. Virginia.

[Will Arnett]

6. Ruth.

[Jason Bateman]

One Jewish name on there. 5.

[Will Arnett]

Margaret.

[Jason Bateman]

4. That's the one that sounds like Martha. 4.

[Will Arnett]

Helen.

[Jason Bateman]

3. Of course.

[Will Arnett]

Betty.

[Jason Bateman]

2. Dorothy. And then of course, one Dorothy. So I think that.

[Will Arnett]

I think the strategy for that one.

[Jason Bateman]

That I think I would tell you to go next time. If we ever. If you get stuck in a time loop and we play this game again.

[Will Arnett]

Just think about old ladies you've known.

[Jason Bateman]

Because I feel like that's what I.

[Sean Hayes]

Was trying to do.

[Carrie Aisley]

That's why you said Carolyn. Scotty.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

No, I thought it was a very traditional name.

[Sean Hayes]

Wait, I want Martha.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

If we could for just seven seconds, let Carrie give us her top five female names right now because she's very good at creating names.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, let's hear them.

[Will Arnett]

Let's hear them.

[Carrie Aisley]

Oh, Mizrick.

[Jason Bateman]

One more.

[Carrie Aisley]

Linat. Okay, show talk.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

One more or no, two more.

[Carrie Aisley]

Brynn. Mari. Katal.

[Jason Bateman]

Okay.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

And lastly.

[Carrie Aisley]

Zoom Sis.

[Jason Bateman]

I like it. Those are actually the top five most popular baby names in Narnia. 100 years out of the way.

[Sean Hayes]

Narnia. There you go.

[Jason Bateman]

So Sean comes out of that game as the winner.

[Will Arnett]

But longtime listeners of Clueless know that every game has a Mega Clue.

[Devin]

Mega Clue question.

[Will Arnett]

Now, some Mega Clues elegantly tie the game together with a sophisticated bow. Others illuminate an unnoticed aspect of the game.

[Jason Bateman]

And sometimes we just play the same.

[Will Arnett]

Game again, but much faster. And this is one of those.

[Jason Bateman]

Today's megaclue is another round of top tension.

[Will Arnett]

This time with the top 10 most popular names for baby boys in America in 1925. There will be no penalty for wrong guesses.

[Jason Bateman]

But the round only lasts 30 seconds.

[Will Arnett]

So you're going to take turns making rapid fire guesses. Don't interrupt each other, please. Whoever has the most points at the end of the round wins the Mega Clue.

[Jason Bateman]

So you'll each take turns But Sean.

[Will Arnett]

Since you're ahead after the main game.

[Jason Bateman]

You'Re going to get to guess first.

[Will Arnett]

So this is the top 10 most.

[Jason Bateman]

Popular baby names for boys in 1925. So Sean, you're starting this round with two points.

[Will Arnett]

Scotty and Carrie, you start with zero points. But again, there's no penalties.

[Jason Bateman]

You just, you just get points from right answers. So, Sean, let's begin.

[Sean Hayes]

George.

[Jason Bateman]

Yes. Scotty.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Jonathan.

[Jason Bateman]

Yes. John is on the list. Kerry.

[Carrie Aisley]

Thomas.

[Will Arnett]

Thomas is not on the list.

[Jason Bateman]

It's Sean again.

[Sean Hayes]

Jack or John.

[Jason Bateman]

We already gave Jonathan and John to Scotty.

[Sean Hayes]

So Jack, no.

[Jason Bateman]

Scotty.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

Michael.

[Will Arnett]

Not on the list.

[Jason Bateman]

Kerry.

[Carrie Aisley]

Harold.

[Jason Bateman]

No, not on there, surprisingly. Sean, Bob or Robert.

[Will Arnett]

Robert. Yes.

[Jason Bateman]

Is on the list. Scotty.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

James.

[Jason Bateman]

Yes.

[Carrie Aisley]

Nicholas.

[Will Arnett]

No.

[Sean Hayes]

Henry.

[Will Arnett]

No.

[Jason Bateman]

And that's.

[Scotty Eisenachel]

I have Christopher, Byron and Fred.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, it's. Well, it's too bad that you didn't.

[Will Arnett]

Get to ask for Christopher, Byron or.

[Jason Bateman]

Fred because none of those are on the list anyway.

[Carrie Aisley]

Charles, Sam or Richard?

[Will Arnett]

Charles and Richard were both on the list.

[Jason Bateman]

And so if it wasn't after, you know what, Carrie, I'm gonna give those to you anyway.

[Will Arnett]

Out of. Let's call it pity.

[Jason Bateman]

I'll just give you those two points.

[Carrie Aisley]

Thanks.

[Jason Bateman]

Wow.

[Sean Hayes]

Wow.

[Jason Bateman]

That means the final score for the whole entire game is Carrie, two pity points. Scotty, two non pity points, and then Sean, four points. Wow. The top 10 most popular baby names for boys. We named some of them. Number 10, Donald. Like some ducks you might have heard of. Number nine, Edward.

[Will Arnett]

Number eight, Richard.

[Jason Bateman]

Number seven, Joseph.

[Will Arnett]

Number six, George.

[Jason Bateman]

Number five, Charles.

[Will Arnett]

My own middle name. Number four, James. Number three, William. Number two, John, and number one, Robert.

[Jason Bateman]

There's a lot of English kings names on there.

[Sean Hayes]

Yes, totally.

[Will Arnett]

People love to name their kids after.

[Jason Bateman]

Kings and that's not, you know, it's gone out of style now. They like to name their kids after.

[Will Arnett]

I guess, like Game of Thrones characters probably.

[Jason Bateman]

I don't know. I named my kids a while ago, so I don't know what people do these days.

[Carrie Aisley]

Lists are fun, aren't they?

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. Speaking of lists, let's talk to our listeners. Listeners at home.

[Will Arnett]

Thank you.

[Jason Bateman]

Did you do as well as Sean.

[Will Arnett]

And Scotty and Carrie?

[Jason Bateman]

If you did, you might be an.

[Will Arnett]

American baby from 1925.

[Jason Bateman]

That's a joke from my standup special, you might be an American baby from 1925.

[Will Arnett]

Netflix tells me it's their lowest rated comedy special, which I think is its.

[Jason Bateman]

Own kind of achievement. You know, that's amazing.

[Sean Hayes]

I'll tune in. I'll watch it.

[Jason Bateman]

Thank you. It's four hours long. I should mention that. But don't congratulate me on that dubious.

[Will Arnett]

Honor just yet, or you might miss today's cliffhanger puzzle.

[Jason Bateman]

The cliffhanger puzzle is like a post.

[Will Arnett]

Credits sequence that happens before the credits. Today's puzzle is a riddle about titles that goes thusly. All of these titles are missing one thing. What is it?

[Jason Bateman]

And those titles are Carly, all that Got Mail Are the World and Dupree. Again, I'll say Carly, all that Got.

[Will Arnett]

Mail Are the World.

[Sean Hayes]

I know what it is.

[Will Arnett]

And Dupree. What is missing from these titles?

[Jason Bateman]

Sean, don't say it yet, okay?

[Will Arnett]

We'll have to tell them in our next episode.

[Sean Hayes]

Okay, got it.

[Will Arnett]

You'll find then.

[Jason Bateman]

And so we come to the end.

[Will Arnett]

Of the show, your favorite part of.

[Jason Bateman]

The show, if you don't like this show. But before we go, I'd like to thank Scotty Eisenachel and Kerry Aisley for.

[Will Arnett]

Being here and making this house a home.

[Jason Bateman]

And I'd like to thank Sean Hayes.

[Will Arnett]

For making this home a broken home.

[Jason Bateman]

And I'd like to thank you, the listener, for eavesdropping on us while we're in our home. Excuse me, that's rude. Very rude. Until next episode, this has been Smartless presents Clueless. And I've been your host, Elliot Kaelin.

[Will Arnett]

Reminding you that quitters never win, but.

[Jason Bateman]

They do have a lot more free time.

[Sean Hayes]

Love it.

[Carrie Aisley]

Ta da.

[Production Credits]

Clueless, you have been listening to Smartless presents Clueless, a Smartless media production in association with SiriusXM. Your host is Elliot Kaelin, who also writes our scripts. Your constant contestant is Sean Hayes with those blue, blue eyes. Your producer, editor and engineer is Devin Tory Bryant, who is me. I also write all the music and sound effects assistant engineer, Kyle McGraw. Today's puzzles were written by Josh Richmond and Kevin Lehman. Talent producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer, Matty McCann. Social media producer, Tommy Galgano. Executive producers are Elliot Kaelin, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett and Jason Bateman. Executive producer, Smartless Media are Richard Corson and Bernie Kaminski. Remember to follow, subscribe, rate and review the show. It really helps. That's all for now. We will see you again for more.

[Devin]

Smart lessons. Me.

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