152 - The Best Of Bot Bops

Summary

SmartLess Presents ClueLess Episode 152: The Best Of Bot Bops Release Date: May 12, 2025

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Introduction to "Bot Bops"

In episode 152 of SmartLess Presents ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan, alongside regular contestant Sean Hayes and guest stars including Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, and Kerry Aisley, delves into the quirky and entertaining segment known as "Bot Bops." This episode is a compilation of the best moments from previous Bot Bops games, where a text-to-speech bot challenges the contestants to identify popular songs based on modified lyrics.

Understanding Bot Bops

The episode kicks off with Will Arnett humorously warning against letting intelligent dogs out, setting a playful tone. This segues into the introduction of Bot, the text-to-speech host of the Bot Bops game.

Will Arnett [00:41]: "These are the best of my bops. Our first clip is from my very first appearance on the show..."

Bot explains its role in the game, emphasizing its lack of musical ability but showcasing its sassy personality.

Bot [01:09]: "Like that sentence there and this one now and also this one. I am just a regular bop voice but that doesn't mean I am not sassy."

First Round: Classic Hits

The first Bot Bop challenge features lyrics from "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys. Sean impressively identifies the song, despite admitting it's his least favorite track.

Sean Hayes [03:18]: "Kokomo by the Beach Boys. Fun fact for the listener. My least favorite song in the entire history of recorded music."

Jason Bateman and Kerry Aisley also participate, although Sean takes the lead in scoring points.

Second Round: "Drop It Like It's Hot"

Bot presents altered lyrics from Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot." The contestants navigate through humorous misinterpretations before correctly identifying the song.

Bot [04:04]: "Blanket like it's blank Blanket like it's."

Sean Hayes [04:23]: "Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg."

Sean humorously adds his disdain for the artist, intertwining personal opinions with the game.

Holiday Specials: "Last Christmas" and Beyond

In a festive twist, the next set of Bot Bops includes lyrics from "Last Christmas" by Wham! Contestants engage in playful banter, with Sean securing another correct answer.

Bot [05:16]: "Blank, blank, muss. I gave you my heart Last Christmas."

Sean Hayes [05:48]: "Last Christmas by Wham! That means I got a point."

Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby"

The game continues with Bot presenting lyrics from "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice. Sean nails the song swiftly, earning praise from his co-hosts.

Bot [14:38]: "Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice."

Sean Hayes [14:54]: "That's right, It is. Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg..."

Final Challenge: "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira

The final Bot Bop features lyrics from Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie." Despite some confusion and humorous attempts by Jason and Kerry, Sean successfully identifies the song, solidifying his lead.

Bot [19:18]: "Hips Don't Lie by Shakira."

Sean Hayes [19:21]: "Shakira?"

Conclusion and Reflections

Will Arnett wraps up the episode by reflecting on the fun and challenges of Bot Bops, thanking Elliott for his fictional 900-page book project and praising Sean for his competitive spirit.

Will Arnett [19:40]: "I want to thank Elliot for completing his 900 page book about President Talliwell Grimgrave III... Keep boppin, Clueless."

Highlights and Notable Moments

• Sean's Expertise: Sean consistently demonstrates his quick thinking and deep knowledge of pop songs, often leading the scoring and lighthearted teasing from fellow contestants.

• Bot's Quirky Personality: The Bot's attempts to infuse humor and sass into the game add a unique flavor, making the challenges both entertaining and engaging.

• Guest Interactions: Guests like Jason Bateman and Kerry Aisley contribute to the lively atmosphere, balancing competitiveness with camaraderie.

Final Thoughts

Episode 152 of SmartLess Presents ClueLess offers listeners a delightful mix of nostalgia, humor, and friendly competition. The Best Of Bot Bops compilation showcases the show's ability to blend pop culture references with interactive gameplay, all while maintaining a lighthearted and entertaining vibe. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the podcast, this episode provides ample laughter and memorable moments that highlight the dynamic chemistry between the hosts and contestants.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Sean Hayes [03:18]: "Kokomo by the Beach Boys. Fun fact for the listener. My least favorite song in the entire history of recorded music."

• Bot [04:04]: "Blanket like it's blank Blanket like it's."

• Sean Hayes [04:23]: "Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg."

• Bot [05:16]: "Blank, blank, muss. I gave you my heart Last Christmas."

• Sean Hayes [05:48]: "Last Christmas by Wham! That means I got a point."

• Bot [14:38]: "Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice."

• Sean Hayes [19:21]: "Shakira?"

• Will Arnett [19:40]: "Keep boppin, Clueless."

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This episode serves as a testament to SmartLess Presents ClueLess' ability to entertain and engage its audience through clever games and charismatic hosts. The Best Of Bot Bops not only highlights memorable moments but also reinforces the show's commitment to providing fun, bite-sized content for its listeners.

Transcript

[Elliot Kaelin]

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[Sean Hayes]

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[Will Arnett]

Who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? No, I'm serious. The dogs are very intelligent and they're not supposed to be let out. The last time they planned and executed an Ocean's Eleven style heist on Andy Garcia. Please do not let the dogs out. This is Clueless.

[Jason Bateman]

Clueless.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Clueless. I'm Clueless.

[Will Arnett]

Hello and welcome to Smartless Presents Clueless, the only puzzle game show that 8 out of 10 dentists agree will make your breath minty fresh. I am the bot who you may know from the recurring Clueless game Bop Bops and I am your host for this special Best of Bop Bops episode. Like many robots, I dream of stardom. So earlier today I asked Eliot to calculate the square root of negative one and sent Shawn out to buy some magic beans so I could have the podcast to myself. For anyone concerned, I am not artificial intelligence. I am just the text to speech voice of a popular brand of personal computer. Reading what I have been told to say. Like that sentence there and this one now and also this one. I am just a regular bop voice but that doesn't mean I am not sassy. Huh? Nee Bop Bops is a game where I have been given some very popular songs to sing and constant contestant Sean Hayes and his guest must try to identify the song. Despite the fact that I am not programmed to carry a tune or for rhythm or emphasis or melody or harmony or any of the things that might make music enjoyable to the human brain. Lets listen to a few of my favorites. It's time for the best botbops.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

I am the bop.

[Will Arnett]

These are the best of my bops. Our first clip is from my very first appearance on the show, episode 4. Originally aired November 24, 2024 with our special guest Ali Wentworth.

[Sean Hayes]

And here is our first Bot Bop.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

We'll put out to sea and we'll perfect our chemistry by and by.

[Will Arnett]

We'll Defy a little bit of gravity.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Afternoon delight Cocktails and moonlit nights that.

[Will Arnett]

Just afternoon delight in your eye Give.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Me a tropical contact high Way down in blank Mexico.

[Jason Bateman]

No, no. Way down in Aruba.

[Sean Hayes]

Jamaica.

[Jason Bateman]

Jamaica. Come. What is that? Way down in. What is that called?

[Kerry Aisley]

Wait. Come on, pretty baby.

[Jason Bateman]

Kokomo.

[Sean Hayes]

Yes. Kokomo by Beach Boys.

[Will Arnett]

Kokomo by the Beach Boys.

[Sean Hayes]

Yes, exactly right. Kokomo by the Beach Boys. Fun fact for the listener. My least favorite song in the entire history of recorded music. But we don't have any brands.

[Jason Bateman]

Is it really?

[Sean Hayes]

I find it. Everything about it just rubs me the wrong way. Everything about it I don't like. Anyway, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it off my.

[Jason Bateman]

Okay, great.

[Kerry Aisley]

We'll play it on your birthday. Go ahead.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

This next one may also be tough. Let's take a listen. It's our last one of the game. Number five.

[Jason Bateman]

Yep.

[Sean Hayes]

Bot. Please give us your final pop.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

So don't change the dizzle Turn it up a little I got a living room full of fine dime bristles Waiting on the pizzle the dizzle and the chisel cheese to the bizak now, ladies, here we gizzo. When the pimp's in the crib it's ma.

[Jason Bateman]

Sure.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Blanket like it's blank Blanket like it's.

[Jason Bateman]

Cat Blanket like drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot.

[Kerry Aisley]

George Stephanopoulos.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, so close. So close.

[Jason Bateman]

Drop It Like It's Hot by, you know, the guy who smokes pot. The Snoop Dogg.

[Sean Hayes]

Yes.

[Jason Bateman]

Martha Stewart. Snoop Dogg best friend. Snoop Dogg. Yeah.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. I'm giving one point to each of you. That's right, it is. Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg, the marijuana smoking rapper that my children know best as the star of a series of fast food commercials that play during bas. They're like, we like that guy who's in the fast food commercials. What's his name? Like Snoop Dogg.

[Jason Bateman]

There's nothing he won't do and I love it.

[Kerry Aisley]

Sean, you knew right away.

[Jason Bateman]

Well, cause of the izzle and the shizzle and the pizzle. I mean, he kind of invented that, didn't he? Kind of invent that. Kind of.

[Will Arnett]

I next appeared on the show at the holidays to sing some famous Christmas songs for Sean and his husband, Scotty Eisenogle. These were from lucky, episode number 13. Originally aired December 22, 2024.

[Sean Hayes]

Bot bop away.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

My God, I thought you were someone.

[Will Arnett]

To rely on me.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

I Guess I was a shoulder to cry on A face on lover with a fire in his heart A man undercover yeah, but you tore me apart Oo oo. Now I've found a real love. You'll never fool me again. Blank, blank, muss. I gave you my heart Last Christmas.

[Jason Bateman]

Last Christmas, Last Christmas. Wait, let's see.

[Sean Hayes]

Let's see. Scotty in the photo finish just ahead, but Bop. Is that the right bop? What's the name of this bop?

[Will Arnett]

Last Christmas by wham.

[Jason Bateman]

By wham.

[Sean Hayes]

That means I got a point. There's only one more left. That's right. So this is the tie breaker, Scotty. Whoever gets this wins all the glittering prizes that come.

[Jason Bateman]

You don't know it, Scotty. So should I just give it to you?

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

What?

[Sean Hayes]

You know it?

[Jason Bateman]

No, I'm gonna. I'm gonna know it. That's what I'm saying.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Sure.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. Okay. Just like you knew the last two I got.

[Jason Bateman]

Okay, very good.

[Sean Hayes]

A chivalrous gesture. I have a tear in my eye about it. Let's go to the final bop.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

The fire is slowly dying and dear, we're still goodbyeing.

[Jason Bateman]

Let us know, let us know, Let us know. Sorry I couldn't hold it in.

[Sean Hayes]

You said, you know what? I'm gonna be a gentleman about this. I'm gonna let Scotty have it. And then you immediately running just completely l him into a false. He could ambush him. Sorry, but bop. Maybe. Maybe Sean was too quick on the trigger bot. What was the name of that bop?

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it Snow by Doris Day and others.

[Jason Bateman]

And others.

[Sean Hayes]

Others.

[Jason Bateman]

I'd like to meet those others.

[Sean Hayes]

We'll never know, sadly. The Others with Nicole Kidman.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, what a great holiday movie. I mean, not Christmas, some holiday. Holiday for ghosts, you know, but yeah, kind of scary holiday. I don't know what those would. That would be, but these are my bops.

[Will Arnett]

Are you getting these answers faster than Sean, Allie and Scotty? If not, don't worry. Let's take a quick break and then we'll come back ready for action with some more of my favorite bops.

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[Jason Bateman]

Foreign.

[Will Arnett]

Welcome back to the Best of botbops. I am the bot. These are the best of my bops. If you're just joining us, I am hosting this episode to the best of my robotic abilities. While I have sent Elliot and Sean on some impossible errands, I have Elliot writing a 900 page book about a former president, but not one that actually exists. And I'm told Shawn has successfully purchased the magic beans and is now in a tense standoff involving a giant and a golden goose. In the meantime, let's enjoy some more of my favorite bops. I next appeared on episode 19 originally aired January 15, 2025 with special guest Kerry Aisley.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Sean's gonna kill it.

[Kerry Aisley]

Sean's gonna Be so good at this.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, look who's talking. You know your 80s songs?

[Kerry Aisley]

Yeah, but you're like Mr. 80s.

[Will Arnett]

Oh.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, yeah, cool. That's.

[Sean Hayes]

There's nothing more 80s than that. That was the most 80s I've ever heard.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, cool. Totally.

[Sean Hayes]

Bot, please give us our first bop.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold. I didn't know about this school. Little girl from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold? How did you know that golden rule? I think of all the education that I've missed. But then my homework was never quite like this. Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I'm blank for blank.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, I'm hot for teacher.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, wow, you both got it at the same time. But who can tell me the artist first?

[Jason Bateman]

Van Halen?

[Kerry Aisley]

Jay Giles? Peter Framp.

[Jason Bateman]

No, Van Halen.

[Kerry Aisley]

Van Halen.

[Sean Hayes]

Bot are they correct?

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Hot for Teacher by Van Halen.

[Jason Bateman]

There you go.

[Sean Hayes]

That's right, It's Van Halen. I'm going to give both of you a point for the answer for the title, because you both get some s. But Sean gets a point for knowing the artist. Although, Carrie, I respect that you name. You just kept naming artists until hopefully you hit on the right one. Okay, on to question two. Bot, give us our second 80s BOP.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

I used to think maybe you loved me. Now, baby, I'm sure. And I just can't wait till the day when you knock on my door. Now every time I go for the mailbox Gotta hold myself down. Cause I just can't wait till you write me you're coming around. Now I'm blanking on blank.

[Kerry Aisley]

Got it. Walking on Sunshine.

[Jason Bateman]

Whoa, whoa. Oh, nice.

[Kerry Aisley]

Walking on Sunshine By.

[Jason Bateman]

By. Oh, Walking on Sunshine.

[Kerry Aisley]

Yeah, it's Walking on Sunshine by Dexie's Midnight Runners. No, By.

[Jason Bateman]

No. Walking on Sunshine by. Wait, don't say by.

[Kerry Aisley]

What is her name?

[Jason Bateman]

It's not Susie and the Banshees, but it's something like that.

[Sean Hayes]

It's that format. Although Susie and the Banshee's version of Walking on Sunshine would be an amazing song.

[Kerry Aisley]

It's going to drive me nuts. That was on the tip of my tongue.

[Sean Hayes]

Bot, what is that bop? And whose bop is it?

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves.

[Jason Bateman]

And the Waves.

[Sean Hayes]

Katrina and the Waves.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, my God. Katrina and the Waves.

[Kerry Aisley]

Katrina and the Waves.

[Sean Hayes]

And the Waves.

[Will Arnett]

They knew it was walking on sunshine, but they couldn't remember Katrina and the Waves. How did you do? Remembering one hit wonders can be tricky. I next appeared on the show a few Months later, in episode 34, again with special guest Kerry Aisley, where coincidentally, the theme was one hit wonders.

[Sean Hayes]

Alright, bot, can you bring us our next bop?

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

We're talking away I don't know what I am to say I'll say it anyway. Today is another day to find you shyin away oh I'll be comin for your love. Okay. Blank, blank, blank, blank, blank, blank.

[Jason Bateman]

It's. Yeah, it's. Aha Is the band Take On Me by Aha.

[Sean Hayes]

Take on me Bot is Sean right about that?

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Bop Take On Me by A ha.

[Kerry Aisley]

Take on me by exactly right.

[Sean Hayes]

I like the way the bot says it.

[Jason Bateman]

Take on me. Take on me. Take me a big. All right, here we go.

[Sean Hayes]

I just. I mean, I just want to hear the duet version between you and the bot. That's what I would love to hear. Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

So melodious.

[Kerry Aisley]

I like when the bot says Oo.

[Jason Bateman]

Oo oo oo and wa. Ah and D D D.

[Sean Hayes]

Bot, what's bop number three?

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Dance. Go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony. Love it or leave it. You better gang way you better hit bullseye. The kid don't play and if there was a problem yo I'll solve it. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it. Blank blank blankie blank blank blankey blank blank.

[Jason Bateman]

I got it. It's a. I got it. It's Vanilla Ice. Is the. Is this person DJ Ice, baby. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dunk Bop.

[Sean Hayes]

Does Sean have the right bop?

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice Wow.

[Kerry Aisley]

Sean, you're just killing it.

[Sean Hayes]

That was the one I didn't expect you to get. And yet you were all over it. You were on top of it.

[Jason Bateman]

The part that got me was the end. I can't remember it, but yeah, good story.

[Sean Hayes]

I'll cherish it always and I'll share it with my grandchildren someday. That's hail.

[Jason Bateman]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Will Arnett]

My most recent appearance on the show was a few weeks ago in episode 44 with special guest Jeff Max. This time, all the songs referred to parts of the body, something I only understand conceptually since I am an intangible robot voice with no corporeal being. Unless you count being cool. Hold for laughter. Let's hear the last of my bops.

[Sean Hayes]

Bot, give us our next bop.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

I've been meaning to tell you I've got this feelin that won't subside I look at you and I Fantasize you're mine and tonight now I've got you in my sights with these blanky blanks One look at you and I can't disguise I've got blanky blanks I feel the magic between you and I that.

[Jason Bateman]

Would be Hungry Eyes from the movie Dirty Dancing. And I always thought it was Patrick Swayze that sang it, but I don't think it's Patrick Swayze.

[Sean Hayes]

No, he sings the. She's like the Wind.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, that.

[Sean Hayes]

It is not Patrick Swayze. But you're right, it is Hungry Eyes. Jeff, are you gonna steal this one? Do you know who performs the song Hungry Eyes? I have no idea.

[Jason Bateman]

He's Googling it as we speak.

[Sean Hayes]

Are you Googling it? Okay, Sean, are you gonna steal this one back from Jeff after he failed to steal it from you?

[Jason Bateman]

Do you know before? Didn't know.

[Sean Hayes]

You mean in the last second or two? Have you.

[Jason Bateman]

Have you remembered Hungry Eyes? I don't know. I don't know who it is.

[Sean Hayes]

But can you confirm the song and also who sang it?

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Hungry Eyes by Eric Carman.

[Sean Hayes]

It is Eric Carman. Eric Carman is the first from South Park. That's Eric Cartman.

[Jason Bateman]

I'm sorry.

[Sean Hayes]

Although that's. I feel like that's a novelty hit right there. Is Cartman doing Hungry Eyes.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

These are my bops.

[Sean Hayes]

Okay, let's move on to question three. Slow start for Jeff. But I think he's going to pick up.

[Jason Bateman]

This is the story of his life.

[Sean Hayes]

Go ahead, bop number three, bot. Bop it.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

I never really knew that she could dance like this. Hey, she make a man want to speak Spanish. Como sayama. See? Benita C. Mi casa tsukasa. Oh, baby, when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad. So be wise, see and keep on see Reading the signs of my body. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. I'm on tonight. You know my blanks. Blank, blank.

[Jason Bateman]

Clarification. Did you say I'm on tonight?

[Sean Hayes]

I'm on tonight? Yes, I'm on tonight.

[Jason Bateman]

You know my blank, Blank blanks. What?

[Sean Hayes]

You know my blanks. Blank, blank.

[Jason Bateman]

You know my blanks, Blank, blank.

[Sean Hayes]

I don't sing it as well as the bot.

[Jason Bateman]

I mean, it's either Jennifer Lopez or it's Ricky Martin or it's. I don't know that Madonna. No, that's La Isla Bonita. It's the only one. She's saying. Yeah, I say we're super young, you guys. If anybody's listening.

[Sean Hayes]

That's the problem.

[Jason Bateman]

I know you can't see us, but we're super young.

[Sean Hayes]

Should really be in school right now. Listeners listen. Listeners can't see that there's an onset Tutorial is always tapping her watch to make sure we take the breaks we need to for these little kids.

[Jason Bateman]

Elliot, that is hysterical. Oh, my God. Beep beep. I'm sorry. That's a school bus. We have to go.

[Sean Hayes]

You gotta go. Sorry, we have to cut this short. Oh, you're late for soccer practice.

[Jason Bateman]

Wait a minute. Oh, gosh. It's a Spanish. It's a person with Spanish in their blood or Latin or something like that, right?

[Sean Hayes]

Yes. This is a Spanish language performer. Yes.

[Jason Bateman]

I mean, okay, was I right with one of those, too?

[Sean Hayes]

No. It's a huge language. Millions upon millions of people.

[Jason Bateman]

I want names. I want names right now. I don't believe you.

[Sean Hayes]

Do you both. Do you both give up or would you like to take one shot in the dark?

[Jason Bateman]

Stab at it, Julio Iglesias.

[Sean Hayes]

No, but tell them what that bop is.

[Bot (Text-to-Speech Voice)]

Hips Don't Lie by Shakira.

[Sean Hayes]

Shakira?

[Jason Bateman]

No. Hips don't lie. That was the next thing I was gonna say.

[Sean Hayes]

Yep, I'm on tonight. You know my hips don't lie.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, of course.

[Sean Hayes]

Blank, blank.

[Jason Bateman]

I don't even know how that song goes. I mean, I would if I heard it, probably.

[Sean Hayes]

I mean, if you heard it, you would know how it goes because the song would just be playing.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Well, I hope you enjoyed this best of compilation, all the high and low lights from my appearances on Clueless. I'll be back soon with another fiendish selection of songs to identify. But until then, I want to thank Elliot for completing his 900 page book about President Talliwell Grimgrave III. I want to congratulate Sean for his quick thinking when he chopped down that beanstalk. And I want to thank you, the listener, for letting an old text to speech voice host your show. For the last 15 minutes, this has been Smartless presents Clueless. And the humans will be back with a new episode soon. Keep boppin, Clueless.

[Announcer]

You have been listening to Smartless presents Clueless, a Smartless media production in association with Sirius xm. Your host is Elliot Kaelin, who also writes our scripts. Your constant contestant is Sean Hayes, who does like candy. Your producer, editor and engineer is Devin Tory Bryant, who is me. I also write all the music and sound effects. Assistant engineer, Kyle McGraw. Today's puzzles were written by Kevin Lehman, Josh Richmond and myself. Talent producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer Matty McCann. Social media producer, Tommy Galgano. Executive producers are Elliot Kaelin. Sean Hayes will Arnett and Jason Bateman. Executive producers for Smartless Media are Richard Corson and Bernie Kaminski. Remember to follow, subscribe, rate and review the show. It really helps. That's all for now. We will see you again for.

[Devin Tory Bryant]

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