163 - Qu!ck Qu!ck Qu!ck (w/ Carrie Aizley)

Summary

Podcast Summary: SmartLess Presents ClueLess - Episode 163: Qu!ck Qu!ck Qu!ck (w/ Carrie Aizley)

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Introduction

In Episode 163 of SmartLess Presents ClueLess, released on July 7, 2025, host Elliott Kaelin teams up with perennial contestant Sean Hayes and special guest Carrie Aizley for a fun-filled session of puzzles, brainteasers, and the featured improvisational game, Quick, Quick, Quick. The episode promises an engaging blend of wit, creativity, and competitive spirit.

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Guest Introduction and Banter

Elliott warmly welcomes Sean Hayes, who humorously remarks on his recognition:

“I love that magazine. I have every issue. I skipped one and I'm not going to tell you which one, but I love it and I love that I won.” (01:07)

The guest, Carrie Aizley, is introduced with high praise from Sean:

“She's delightful, she's gorgeous, she's funny, she's frilly and fun and just love her. And look at her go.” (01:20)

Carrie adds a touch of humor by sharing her morning routine:

“I like to take a really hot shower. I get made fun of by my family because the bathroom is so hot. Is this interesting?” (01:43)

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Cliffhanger Puzzle Recap

Elliott revisits the previous episode's cliffhanger puzzle:

“On the table in front of me are a movie that failed, a change in direction and water that heads downhill. So what game am I playing?” (01:56)

Sean attempts to solve it with creative interpretations, eventually leading to the revelation that the answer is Poker, connecting terms like "turn," "river," and "flop" to the game (04:16).

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Quick, Quick, Quick Game

The main highlight of the episode is the introduction and gameplay of Quick, Quick, Quick, an improvisational card game developed by Sean Hayes and his team at Dreambow.

Rules Overview:

• Players: At least two (one asker, one answerer)
• Time: 45 seconds per round
• Objective: Provide as many correct responses to prompts as possible within the time limit

Round 1: Carrie Aizley Takes the Lead Carrie impressively navigates through her prompts:

1. List three things you can find in the ocean.
   “A seashell, a fishy, and wet sand.” (09:23)
2. Say three fake reasons why the dinosaurs went extinct.
   “They got too sleepy, they got so big they couldn't walk, and they were looking to start a whole new world somewhere else.” (09:30)
3. Say three new ways to pronounce your name.
   “Cree, Kara, and Karaay.” (09:41)

Carrie scores four points, showcasing her quick thinking and creativity.

Round 2: Sean Hayes Joins the Fun Despite feeling under the weather, Sean delivers humorous responses:

1. List three awards you could win right now.
   “Someone who poops a lot, someone who gets sick a lot, and someone who climbs a lot of stairs all day.” (10:25)
2. Give three silly ways to start a fight.
   “Throw candy at the person you piss in the garden. And you don't offer help when they skin their knee.” (10:35)
3. Share three unusual things you can wear as jewelry.
   “You could wear like a dangling pen.” (10:55)

Sean scores three and a third points, adding humor and charm to the game.

Round 3: Carrie Aizley Shines Again Carrie continues her streak with inventive answers:

1. Three titles for your autobiography.
   “Try to straighten your hair tomorrow, Try to get home faster, Watch for don't eat bread.” (11:37)
2. Three things you can do with an orange.
   “Eat it, peel it, and throw it at your neighbor.” (11:50)
3. Three terrible materials to make a boat out of.
   “Sand, liver, and onion skin.” (11:56)

Carrie garners two-thirds points, demonstrating consistent creativity.

Round 4: Sean Hayes Rounds It Out Sean wraps up the main game with entertaining responses:

1. Three things you should not microwave.
   “Head, like tools like a screwdriver and something that's already been microwaved.” (12:55)
2. Three things mice would be really good at.
   “Climbing into little holes, eating cheese, and making noise.” (13:09)
3. Three texts you would not want to get from the King of England.
   “Hey, I want you to jump out of your window. You're too loud. And don't ever think of taking my place.” (13:19)

Sean scores 11 and a third points, closely trailing Carrie.

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Mega Clue: Quick, Quick, Quick, Quick

Elliott introduces an accelerated version of the game, Quick, Quick, Quick, Quick, where contestants have just 30 seconds to respond to a single prompt.

Sean's Turn:

“A potato might go viral because of how funny it is, because of the way it sheds its skin, because it has sharp opinions about politics, because it's been shredded into french fries, because it was twice baked, not just once.” (15:23)

Sean scores five points, impressing with his imaginative reasons.

Carrie's Turn:

“Knitting, sewing, baking, marching, wondering, falling down, slipping around, making science books, writing to her lawyer, reading notes from friends, and laying sideways.” (16:07)

Carrie excels, scoring 20 and two-thirds points, winning the round decisively.

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Conclusion and Wrap-Up

The episode culminates with a final tally:

• Carrie Aizley: 20 and two-thirds points
• Sean Hayes: 11 and a third points

Elliott commends both participants for their excellent gameplay:

“This is a very close game and a very funny game. I'm enjoying this a lot. This is a great game. I'm going to have to get this game.” (14:08)

Sean humorously notes:

“I thought it was the funnest time of my life ever.” (19:01)

Elliott encourages listeners to try out Quick, Quick, Quick, available on Amazon and later at Target:

“It's the fast paced game that brings out the laughs. And it's just as fun to watch as it is to play.” (14:16)

Cliffhanger Puzzle: Elliott leaves listeners with a final puzzle to ponder for the next episode:

“What is the only United States state name you can type out using one line of a standard English language keyboard?” (17:25)

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Notable Quotes:

• Sean Hayes:
  “I love that magazine. I have every issue.” (01:07)
  “Don't take a shower in your neighbor's basement.” (11:06)

• Carrie Aizley:
  “Knitting, sewing, baking...” (16:07)

• Elliott Kaelin:
  “It's really not that hard.” (13:46)

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Conclusion

Episode 163 of SmartLess Presents ClueLess delivers a delightful mix of humor, quick wit, and interactive gaming. The chemistry between Elliott, Sean, and Carrie ensures an entertaining experience, making it an enjoyable listen for regular fans and newcomers alike. With engaging games like Quick, Quick, Quick and intriguing puzzles, this episode stands out as a testament to the podcast's unique and entertaining format.

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Transcript

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[Sean Hayes]

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[Elliot Kaelin]

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[Sean Hayes]

I love that magazine. I have every issue. I skipped one and I'm not going to tell you which one, but I love it and I love that I won.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yes. After a lot of campaigning, I heard. A lot of serious campaigning.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, sure. Today we have with us. I don't know if you've ever heard of her before on this show, but yes, you have. Her name is Keri Aisley. She's delightful, she's gorgeous, she's funny, she's frilly and fun and just love her. And look at her go. And she took a shower this morning and she's incredible.

[Keri Aisley]

Look at me go. I like just like running across the street.

[Sean Hayes]

How did the shower feel this morning?

[Keri Aisley]

Great. It was. I like to take a really hot shower. I get made fun of by my family because the bathroom is so hot. Is this interesting?

[Elliot Kaelin]

You like showers? Well, raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens. These are a few of my favorite things. But my absolute favorite thing is revealing cliffhanger puzzles. And last episode's puzzle went thusly. Last episode, cliffhanger said, I am playing a game. On the table in front of me are a movie that failed, a change in direction and water that heads downhill. So what game am I playing?

[Sean Hayes]

Can you say it again?

[Elliot Kaelin]

On the table in front of me are a movie that failed, a change in direction and water that heads downhill. So what game am I playing?

[Sean Hayes]

Things that go south.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Well, is that a game? So this is.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, it's a game.

[Elliot Kaelin]

What game are all these things a part of? If the game aspect of it was not part of the riddle. You would have gotten it. That's a great answer.

[Sean Hayes]

Like, is it a game? Like a game we all know, Like a board game or something?

[Elliot Kaelin]

It's a famous game. Yes, it is a famous game.

[Keri Aisley]

We definitely.

[Elliot Kaelin]

It's a famous type of game. I don't know if you play it regularly, but it is played regularly by lots of people.

[Keri Aisley]

Like a kids game?

[Elliot Kaelin]

No, very adult game.

[Sean Hayes]

Well, movies that failed is a bomb. So it's like a bomb. Is that right? Am I on the right track?

[Elliot Kaelin]

You're on the wrong track, but you're on the right general. You know, in looking for a word.

[Sean Hayes]

Movies that failed.

[Elliot Kaelin]

What's another word for a movie that failed?

[Keri Aisley]

A tank. It tanked.

[Sean Hayes]

Tanked. It bombed. It failed.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Maybe less. Less military. One less military word for a movie that failed.

[Keri Aisley]

A dud.

[Sean Hayes]

Stunk it.

[Keri Aisley]

Dud.

[Sean Hayes]

Tinker?

[Elliot Kaelin]

No. Okay. Those are all. There's a lot more synonyms for this than I. Than I realized.

[Keri Aisley]

How about just bad?

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Well, think about a change in direction. What's another word for a change in direction?

[Keri Aisley]

Turn around.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay. This. The beginning of that. The beginning of what you just said turn.

[Keri Aisley]

Turn.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yes. So turn. That's one of the three terms we're looking.

[Sean Hayes]

Water that heads down downhill.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Right.

[Keri Aisley]

So we said water that had done.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yeah.

[Keri Aisley]

A drip.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Flow. You could also say. What's another. What's another word for like, rushing water or for. For a. For a moving body of waterfall?

[Sean Hayes]

A stream. A river. Creek. River.

[Keri Aisley]

Turn. River.

[Sean Hayes]

Ah, it's poker. It's poker. Oh, poker.

[Elliot Kaelin]

It's Texas hold'. Em. Poker.

[Sean Hayes]

Texas hold'.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Em? Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

I was gonna get Texas hold'.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Em. A turn, a river, and a flop. Those are all names of cards, right? Oh, flop. Yeah, flop.

[Keri Aisley]

I don't think I've ever played poker ever.

[Sean Hayes]

All right, you want to play after this?

[Keri Aisley]

Yeah.

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[Elliot Kaelin]

Listeners. Did you get the answer? If so, it's your lucky day. Maybe it's finally time to tell Rhonda how you feel about her. But first, why not test that luck on today's very first, very special main game? It's called Quick, Quick, Quick.

Oh, just do the things that are on the card. Just say them Quick. It's really not that hard.

[Sean Hayes]

That's really good. I love it.

[Elliot Kaelin]

The official theme song of Quick, Quick, Quick. Today we'll be playing Quick, Quick, Quick, the new improvisational card game from Sean and Scotty and Carrie's company, Dreambow. The rules are very simple. One player is the asker, one player is the answerer. And you wind up the 45 second quick, quick, quick timer. And the asker picks a random card and asks the Answerer to give 3 responses to Its prompt. Whoever can complete the most cards in 45 seconds wins the game. And you two are very well aware of this game, right? Because this is your game.

[Sean Hayes]

So yes. So Carrie and I and Carrie's husband Kevin and my husband Scotty and our friend Robin Rouzan, we all created a company called Dreambo to create new games because we love games and we've been playing them forever. And our first one is called Quick, Quick, Quick. And thank you for playing it on Clueless today. And you can get Quick, Quick, Quick on The Amazon website.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Or.

[Sean Hayes]

Or coming this summer or late summer, I should say, in target and other.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Places in the fall.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, Sometime this year you can get in target.

[Elliot Kaelin]

I'm not sure July is fall in Australia, I think. Now, here's how you play the game. The cards might prompt you for something like share three new names for summer or say, three things an elephant might do at a talent show. They're all designed to get you saying something silly very quickly. For the purpose of our game, I will be the asker today. Sean and Carrie will take turns as the answerer. We will do four rounds, two for each player. Are you ready to get quick with quick, quick, quick?

[Sean Hayes]

Yes. My only disclaimer is I'm feeling very under the weather, so that's all I have to say. But let's go.

[Elliot Kaelin]

We seem to have clulu. Seems to have the amazing luck of recording at times when Sean is either sick or not feeling well, feeling tired. One time he was pinned under a truck, and we were like, sean, we got to get you out of there. He goes, no, we have to record. We have to record right now. Still showed up because he's a professional. That's why he's a professional.

[Keri Aisley]

That is comedic.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Wow.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Elliot Kaelin]

To see who. Who was going to take the first round, I would like both of you to yell out a number very quickly. And I will decide which of those numbers I like more. And that's the person who will get the first round. And go.

[Keri Aisley]

Four.

[Sean Hayes]

One.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Four. I love it. Four is a great number one. It's a little small for me. Okay, so, Carrie, you're gonna go with the first round. So, Carrie, you'll take the first round. Are you ready to get going?

[Keri Aisley]

I think so. I think so.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay, so let's set the timer. And card number one, List three things you can find in the ocean.

[Keri Aisley]

A seashell, A fishy, and wet sand.

[Elliot Kaelin]

You got it. A fishy card. Number two. Say three fake reasons why the dinosaurs went extinct.

[Keri Aisley]

They got too, too sleepy. They had no more. They got so big, they couldn't walk. And they were looking to start a whole new world somewhere else.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay, great. Say three new ways to pronounce your name.

[Keri Aisley]

Cree, Kara and karaay.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Great. Name three places you should not take.

[Keri Aisley]

A bath down in your neighbor's basement, at the bottom of the sewer, and in a stranger's hotel room.

[Elliot Kaelin]

That's great. And three downsides to painting. Oh, that's. Oh, that was great, though.

That was good to four cards.

Fantastic. That's a lot for Sean to live up. To especially when he's feeling under the water.

[Sean Hayes]

Don't take a shower in your neighbor's basement.

[Elliot Kaelin]

It's not a good place to do it.

[Sean Hayes]

That's a good one.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Sean, are you ready to take your turn with quick, quick, quick rounds?

[Sean Hayes]

Oh my God. Here we go.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Uh huh.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay. And set the timer. List three awards you could win right now.

[Sean Hayes]

Hey. Someone who poops a lot, someone who gets sick a lot, and someone who climbs a lot of stairs all day.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Give three silly ways to start a fight.

[Sean Hayes]

Silly ways to you throw candy at the person you piss in the garden. And you don't offer help when they skin their knee.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Share three fake animal noises. Fake animal noises, Animal noises and.

[Sean Hayes]

Hey you.

[Elliot Kaelin]

There's three unusual things you can wear as jewelry.

[Sean Hayes]

You could wear like a dangling pen.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Oh, it goes so fast. It goes very fast.

[Sean Hayes]

I think I just got three.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Just three. But they were really good. They were really good. I like starting a fight by throwing candy at somebody. Cause why would they be mad at you about that?

[Keri Aisley]

I like a dangling pen. I love your necklace.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Thanks.

[Keri Aisley]

It's a dangling pen.

[Sean Hayes]

Dangling pen.

[Elliot Kaelin]

I'm gonna give you a third of points for that. So that's three and a third.

[Sean Hayes]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Let's go to the next round. Is carries again. This is round three. Set that. Carrie, are you ready?

[Keri Aisley]

Yeah.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay. Set that timer. Okay. Three titles for your autobiography.

[Keri Aisley]

Try to straighten your hair tomorrow. Try to get home faster. Watch for don't eat bread.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Three things you can do with an orange.

[Keri Aisley]

Eat it, peel it and throw it at your neighbor.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Great. Three terrible materials to make a boat out of the.

[Keri Aisley]

Sand. Liver and onion skin.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Perfect. Three guests who would spice up a dinner party.

[Keri Aisley]

Lord Byron, Connie Stevens and Larry.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay, I'm gonna give you two thirds. I want to know who the lair was that you were going to say at the end.

[Keri Aisley]

Larry David.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay, I'll give you two thirds for that. This is a fascinating.

[Sean Hayes]

I love you should never build a boat out of onion skins.

[Elliot Kaelin]

But a boat out of liver and onion skins. That could be a. Could be a good tasting boat at least. Yeah. I mean not the skins, I guess.

[Sean Hayes]

Liver.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay, for our final round in the main game of quick, quick, quick. This is going back to Sean. Sean, are you ready for your next batch of cards?

[Sean Hayes]

Yes.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay, let's set that timer. Three things you should not microwave your.

[Sean Hayes]

Head like tools like a screwdriver and something that's already been microwaved.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Great. Three things mice would be really good at.

[Sean Hayes]

Mice would be good at. Climbing into little holes, eating cheese and making noise.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Three texts you would not want to get from the King of England.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, three texts I wouldn't want to get from the King of England is, hey, I want you to jump out of your window. You're too loud. And don't ever think of taking my place.

[Keri Aisley]

Hey, this is the King of England. I think you need to jump out of your window.

[Elliot Kaelin]

He'll say, don't ever think of taking my place. He just texts that to every person in England at all times.

It's really not that hard.

Well, wonderful work tallying up the scores. Let's take a look before we get into the Mega Clue. Of course, it looks like Carrie has seven and two thirds points and Sean has six and one third. So it's a very close game. Very close game and a very funny game. I'm enjoying this a lot. This is a great game. I'm going to have to get this game. This is fantastic.

[Sean Hayes]

Of course, yeah. Anybody can get it.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Look, you made one sale. All you have to do is be a guest on everybody's podcast and you're going to sell out this game. Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

And all the Reviews have been 5 stars. You can get it on Amazon later in the year. You can get it at Target, and it's a great birthday or Christmas gift. You can play it with the family anywhere you want.

[Keri Aisley]

You can get it at Amazon today if you want to.

[Sean Hayes]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Amazon today. I heard it'll be available in Target in the fallish period. Or perhaps July.

[Keri Aisley]

But Amazon, July or the fall.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, but Amazon right now and always.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Of course, we don't want this game of Quick, Quick, Quick to end too quickly. So it's time now for our Mega.

[Sean Hayes]

Clue Mega Clue question.

[Elliot Kaelin]

For today's Mega Clue, we'll be playing a round of Quick, Quick, Quick, Quick, Quick. In this version of Quick, Quick, Quick, which is even quicker than Quick, Quick, Quick, you'll be given 30 seconds and just one card. And the person with the most responses to the prompt wins. And whoever has the most points after the main game will go last. So that means Carrie, you will go last, and Sean, you will go first on this one. So I will give you a prompt, you know, 30 seconds to just say as many. As many answers as you can. You get a point for each one. And so can we get that timer ready? Okay. And the prompt is, say as many reasons as you can why a potato might go viral.

[Sean Hayes]

A potato might go viral because of how funny it is, because of the way it sheds its skin. Because it has sharp opinions about politics. Because it's been shredded into french fries. Because it was twice baked, not just once. And then it could go viral.

[Elliot Kaelin]

That was great. That was five great reasons. I love a potato with sharp opinions about politics. I like how the political. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how it sheds its skin.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Carrie, now it is your turn for your prompt. Let's get that timer ready. And it's list as many hobbies as you can think of that your grandma might have. Grandma hobbies.

[Keri Aisley]

Knitting, sewing, baking, marching, wondering, falling down, slipping around, making. Making science books, writing to her lawyer, reading notes from friends, and laying sideways.

[Elliot Kaelin]

And buying hip jewelry. That was amazing. Carrie, that was amazing. I want to know how, why you came.

[Sean Hayes]

Hip jewelry. Like hip cool jewelry or jewelry to put on her hips.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Put on. Oh, wow. Like a hip chain. Just 11. Imagining this grandma writing letters to her lawyer. I assume after slipping around and falling down. Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Laying sideways, calling her lawyer, making science books. Is that what she said?

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yeah. This is a very well rounded grandmother. Well, we have great final scores for us. Sean, you have 11 and a third points. Fantastic. But Carrie, wow, 20 and two thirds points.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, my God.

[Elliot Kaelin]

That is just. I think the grandma hobbies really took you over the top. Fantastic work. What a great win. But I think everybody was a winner because that was a really fun game.

[Keri Aisley]

Thank you.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Listeners. Did you do as well as Sean and Carrie? If so, then I think you're finally mature enough for that puppy you've been begging your mother and me for. So why not show off your skills and play again with the real life? Quick, quick, quick. As we've heard, it's available on Amazon right now and will be available in Target later this year. It's from the fine folks at Dreamboat. It's the fast paced game that brings out the laughs. And it's just as fun to watch as it is to play. I agree because I was just watching them play it today and it was fantastic. And just to give you something to think about while you're pet and game shopping, here's a little thing we call the Cliffhanger puzzle. Cliffhanger puzzles are like the everlasting gobstoppers of puzzles. If you use them right, they last for days. And today's puzzle goes. Grab your QWERTY computers or open up your phone's texting keyboard for this one. What is the only United States States name you can type out using one line of a standard English language keyboard? The only state of the United States where you can type its whole name without going off of one line on the keyboard.

[Sean Hayes]

Like a row on the keyboard?

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yes, yes. Just one row. Yeah.

[Keri Aisley]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Sean Hayes]

Wow, that is good.

[Elliot Kaelin]

We're gonna find out. A lot of people are gonna spend a lot of time staring at their keyboards trying to remember the names of states. Until the next episode. Because that's the end of this episode of Clueless. Stay tuned now for our post game wrap up show hosted by Elliot Kaelin. Take it away, Elliot. Thanks, Elliot. I want to take a moment to thank Keri Aisley. Carrie, how are you feeling about how that game went today?

[Keri Aisley]

Really fun. Thanks so much for having me. I really had a good time.

[Elliot Kaelin]

And I see Sean Hayes on the other side of the locker room. Sean, thanks for being here. What was going through your mind when you were playing today?

[Sean Hayes]

I thought it was the funnest time of my life ever.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Right.

[Sean Hayes]

Ever.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Gary, it's Sean's time to answer, please.

[Sean Hayes]

The timer's still going.

[Elliot Kaelin]

And finally, let's. Thank you, the listener. Listener. What are you gonna do next? Uh huh. Great. Until next time. This has been Smartless presents Clueless and I've been your post show host, Elliot Kaelin, throwing it back to your main show host, Elliot Kaelin. Bring her home, Elliot. Thanks, Elliot. Goodbye, folks.

[Sean Hayes]

That's good.

[Elliot Kaelin]

That was me going insane when I was writing that.

Clueless, you have been listening to Smartless presents Clueless, a Smartless media production in association with Sirius xm. Your host is Elliot Kaelin, who also writes our scripts. Your constant contestant is Sean Hayes, who does like candy. Your producer, editor and engineer is Devin Tory Bryant, who is me. I also write all the music and sound effects assistant engineer, Kyle McGraw. Today's puzzles were written by Kevin Lehman and myself. Talent producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer Matty McCann. Social media producer, Tommy Galgano. Executive producers are Elliot Kaelin, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett and Jason Bateman. Executive producers for Smartless Media are Richard Corson and Bernie Kaminski. Remember to follow, subscribe, rate and review the show. It really helps. That's all for now. We will see you again for more.

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