Elliot Kaelin (2:48)

Fireplace. Very similar smells.

Max Silvestri (2:50)

We're going burns.

Elliot Kaelin (2:51)

We're going burns. You like burn smells. Now I read your future in the stars today and it told me that I was going to ask if you knew the answer to today's opening question. And so I've got to do what your horoscope says. What sport do you know? What sport did Alan Shepard play on the moon in 1971?

Max Silvestri (3:12)

Let's guess. I'm gonna go something bouncy. Cause you wanna show off the gravity.

Gabe Liedman (3:18)

Yes.

Max Silvestri (3:19)

I'm gonn. If I was him, I would do basketball and I would dunk.

Gabe Liedman (3:23)

You would dunk?

Elliot Kaelin (3:24)

It would be dunk.

Gabe Liedman (3:25)

But you think basketball was big enough that like. So you would need a hoop on the moon?

Elliot Kaelin (3:29)

Yeah. Well, you'd want to take advantage of that gravity. Right. You'd have a hoop that was like 40ft tall.

Gabe Liedman (3:33)

Right, right.

Max Silvestri (3:36)

And you would slowly approach it as the entire world watched it on cbs, leaning in.

Elliot Kaelin (3:44)

Unfortunately, you are incorrect. The answer is not basketball. The answer is golf. You gotta think about what kind of sport is an astronaut gonna play.

Gabe Liedman (3:53)

Golf course and it was always hanging

Elliot Kaelin (3:55)

out at in Florida or Texas. They're playing golf. Yeah.

Max Silvestri (3:58)

Yeah, I guess I assume that's unimaginative of them. And I don't think it would be hard to get a hoop up there. Okay, look what else we got up there.

Elliot Kaelin (4:07)

The answer is golf. I assume it's really easy to get a hole in one on the moon because it looks like there's holes all over that thing. You hit a golf ball, it's gonna get in a hole.

Max Silvestri (4:13)

Yeah.

Elliot Kaelin (4:14)

Now I truly believe that astronauts are the greatest of all knots. So I want to keep the space exploration theme going with today's first game. It's called first and Foremost. First and foremost, I'm going to ask you to name the four things that are the most of something. Now, I'm sure you know that there have been five films in which an actor or actress was nominated for an Academy Award for playing an astronaut or NASA employee. I'm going to tell you the years that the four most recent of those movies came out. And I want you to tell me if you can name these four movies where someone was nominated for an Academy Award for playing an astronaut or a NASA employee, and those movies came out in 2016, 2015, 2014 and 1995, what are these movies where someone was nominated for Playing an astronaut or a NASA employee. Please feel free to discuss it between yourselves. I can't tell you the answers, or I'd discuss it with you, too. Sure. All right.

Gabe Liedman (5:15)

I got some guesses.

Elliot Kaelin (5:16)

Gabe.

Max Silvestri (5:17)

Okay, go for it. I have one, too.

Gabe Liedman (5:20)

I feel like the 95 is going to be Apollo 13.

Max Silvestri (5:24)

Love that. I think one of the 2015. 16ish is going to be hidden figures.

Gabe Liedman (5:31)

I agree. I think we maybe have gravity in there for 2015.

Max Silvestri (5:35)

I think gravity's in there.

Elliot Kaelin (5:36)

Yep.

Gabe Liedman (5:37)

And possibly first man, I was like, did. But that maybe is more recent.

Max Silvestri (5:42)

Man.

Gabe Liedman (5:42)

That was Ryan Reynolds. It was the Damien Chazelle.

Max Silvestri (5:45)

Nah.

Gabe Liedman (5:46)

Okay.

Max Silvestri (5:46)

I don't think so.

Elliot Kaelin (5:47)

Now.

Max Silvestri (5:48)

I think Ad Astra might be in there.

Gabe Liedman (5:50)

Or Ad Astra over first. Man. This is.

Max Silvestri (5:54)

Yeah, I would. I would bet my life on it. Now, the other thing I'm gonna say is. And not because I think it's right.

Elliot Kaelin (6:00)

Oh.

Max Silvestri (6:01)

Cause I have no faith in humanity.

Elliot Kaelin (6:03)

You're betting your life on it just because you love the risk. You're just in it for the risk. Yeah.

Max Silvestri (6:07)

Yeah. And I expect the worst now.

Elliot Kaelin (6:10)

Oh, wait, wait.

Max Silvestri (6:10)

What was the Christopher Nolan one?

Elliot Kaelin (6:12)

That.

Gabe Liedman (6:13)

With Interstellar.

Max Silvestri (6:14)

Is Interstellar in there?

Gabe Liedman (6:16)

Guys, Maybe someone was nominated for that. I mean, there might have been a supporting.

Max Silvestri (6:20)

The bookshelf.

Elliot Kaelin (6:21)

The best supporting furniture.

Gabe Liedman (6:24)

Timothy Chalamet is like most sick of not eating enough corn or whatever, though.

Max Silvestri (6:28)

Exactly. I could see something happening with that film.

Elliot Kaelin (6:32)

Do you want me to.

Gabe Liedman (6:33)

Stellar is a good guess.

Elliot Kaelin (6:34)

Do you want to. Do you want to present all of these at once? Or would you like to submit your answers one at a time? Ooh.

Max Silvestri (6:40)

Well, I think we need to make a pile, look at the dates, and then come back to you. And I don't think it's going to take that much longer.

Gabe Liedman (6:46)

I do think. I think I'm on board for hidden figures.

Max Silvestri (6:49)

Okay.

Gabe Liedman (6:50)

Apollo 13.

Max Silvestri (6:51)

Yeah.

Gabe Liedman (6:52)

And gravity.

Max Silvestri (6:53)

Okay. And what.

Elliot Kaelin (6:55)

What.

Max Silvestri (6:55)

What basic year are we left with there?

Elliot Kaelin (6:58)

Would you like me to.

Gabe Liedman (6:58)

If you were to line it up, I think 2015. But maybe. Maybe Elliot.

Max Silvestri (7:01)

Okay, 2015.

Elliot Kaelin (7:02)

Yes. You are left with 2015. 2015 is the one year that you have not gotten. Because I'll tell you right now, you're right on all three of those hidden figures. Gravity. Apollo 13. You're totally right on those. There's just one Left. It's from 2015.

Max Silvestri (7:14)

2015.

Elliot Kaelin (7:15)

Would you like. Would you like a very vague clue?

Max Silvestri (7:18)

Yeah.

Gabe Liedman (7:18)

Yeah.

Elliot Kaelin (7:18)

You have not mentioned it yet. Oh, shocker, shocker, shocker.

Max Silvestri (7:23)

Drama, drama, drama. Okay.

Gabe Liedman (7:25)

Oh, wait. The Martian. What about the Martian.

Elliot Kaelin (7:27)

You got it. I was gonna say it stars an actor from one of the other movies that you mentioned. That's right.

Max Silvestri (7:31)

The Martian. Of Coins, Hidden figures.

Elliot Kaelin (7:34)

The Martian, gravity. Apollo 13. In all of those movies, someone was nominated for an Academy Award for playing an astronaut or a NASA employee. Excellent job, wonderful work. Great job. You got them all.

Max Silvestri (7:45)

Let's talk about the potatoes from Martian. Oh, no, no, no. We can move on.

Gabe Liedman (7:48)

He hates jazz or whatever.

Elliot Kaelin (7:50)

Doesn't like jazz. Loves potatoes.

Gabe Liedman (7:51)

My thumb drive has jazz is what a lot of that movie is about.

Elliot Kaelin (7:54)

I remember. What I like about the Martian is there's no bad guy in it. The bad guy is reality. It just exists.

Max Silvestri (8:00)

Yeah. It's hard.

The Bot (8:01)

I'm clueless.

Elliot Kaelin (8:03)

None of the movies we mentioned so far won that acting Academy Award that they were nominated for. Only one person has ever actually won an Academy Award for playing an astronaut or NASA employee. Can you tell me who was it, or can you tell me what movie it was? And would you like a hint? Would you like the year that movie came out?

Gabe Liedman (8:21)

Tommy Lee Jones, Space Cowboys. He farted trying to get in the suit.

Elliot Kaelin (8:26)

Nominated? Didn't win.

Max Silvestri (8:27)

I see, I see, I see, I see. Yeah, let's. Let's get that year.

Elliot Kaelin (8:31)

I'll give you a hint. This movie came out in 1983.

Max Silvestri (8:34)

I go mid-80s. Total recall.

Elliot Kaelin (8:39)

You thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was nominated for Best Actor for Total Recall.

Max Silvestri (8:42)

Who was the. Who was the person with three breasts?

Elliot Kaelin (8:45)

Probably her for Best Supporting Actress. Yeah. Best Supported Actress.

Max Silvestri (8:50)

Yes, exactly. It's got to be. It's got to be a man, right?

Gabe Liedman (8:54)

Yeah. Okay. Oh, wait, wait. I know, I know you do. I do know.

Max Silvestri (8:59)

You do know.

Gabe Liedman (9:00)

I do know. Ex astronaut who likes to party and pick up older women. I believe it's Jack Nicholson from Whatever is it Terms. It doesn't matter. The movie. The movie doesn't matter, right?

Elliot Kaelin (9:12)

No, the movie does matter.

Gabe Liedman (9:14)

It's either Terms of Endearment or, like, the.

Elliot Kaelin (9:16)

Stop right there. You got it. It's. You're. Of course,

Gabe Liedman (9:22)

like, I go to parties.

Elliot Kaelin (9:23)

And I was like, you know, I've been in space. Yeah. Anyway, that's right. It was Jack Nicholson.

Max Silvestri (9:29)

That's insane.

Elliot Kaelin (9:30)

In terms of Endearment, I don't remember

Max Silvestri (9:32)

a single man being in that movie.

Gabe Liedman (9:36)

Jeff Daniels is also real dope in that.

Elliot Kaelin (9:38)

Yeah, Jeff Daniels is also in it. He plays the ex husband. Yeah.

Max Silvestri (9:40)

Are you guys sure? Okay, great.

Elliot Kaelin (9:44)

But I love that they're like, we're going to give the Academy Award to someone playing an astronaut, but not in a space movie? I don't think so. We don't want to reward anyone for going up in a in a zero gravity plane where they have to float around at any point totally.

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Elliot Kaelin (12:03)

I was just looking on ebay where I go for all kinds of things I love. And there it was.

Gabe Liedman (12:07)

That hologram trading card. One of the rarest. The last one I needed for my set.

Elliot Kaelin (12:12)

Shiny like the designer handbag of my dreams.

Max Silvestri (12:15)

One of a kind. Ebay had it and now everyone's asking.

Elliot Kaelin (12:18)

Ooh, where'd you get your windshield wipers? Ebay has all the parts that fit my car. No more annoying, just beautiful. Millions of finds, each with a story. Ebay Things people love. Excellent work listeners at home. Did you do as well as Gabe and Max? If not, don't sweat it because that would be gross and because you'll have plenty of chances to sweat in today's main game. It's called Word Workout.

Max Silvestri (12:48)

Wow.

Elliot Kaelin (12:49)

Word Workout.

Podcast Producer Devin Tory Bryant (12:50)

We're working the words out.

Max Silvestri (12:52)

Word workout.

Elliot Kaelin (12:55)

Like, for sure. That's my favorite part of that song. It's autumn. You know what that means? Time to get in shape and show off our sweater bods. I've got seven words that want to slim down and lose some weight and. And you're going to help them. For each clue, I'm gonna give you the starting word and ask you to remove one letter and then rearrange the remaining letters to create a new svelter word. You might want a pencil and paper or a pen and paper or a crow quill, whatever it is you write with. You may want one of those and a paper, but I'm also gonna give you a hint for what the new word is. Yep. Okay. Are you ready? Sure. Yes. Okay. Word workout number one. Remove a letter from cartels to find a type of fortress.

Max Silvestri (13:37)

Okay. Cartels minus a letter.

Gabe Liedman (13:42)

I think you're gonna. You're gonna want to drop the R and create the word castle.

Elliot Kaelin (13:49)

Very good. Castle is exactly right. Yeah.

Max Silvestri (13:52)

Okay. And we're changing the. The order as well. It's not just a subtraction.

Elliot Kaelin (13:56)

I see. This is why you work as a team, because one person is like, I got it. I understand. And the other person is like, whoa.

Max Silvestri (14:03)

And I've never read about cadls.

Gabe Liedman (14:06)

You have to do them before you give birth.

Max Silvestri (14:08)

I see.

Elliot Kaelin (14:08)

I mean, you should. Yeah. Question 2. Remove a letter from painter to find a type of legal guardian.

Max Silvestri (14:19)

Okay. I think we have one in our midst or two in our midst. Oh, and we're going to take out the I, and it's going to be a parent.

Elliot Kaelin (14:28)

Very good. It is parent. Very nice. And I like the extreme smugness of the answer. That was very well done.

Gabe Liedman (14:37)

It took me. I didn't have it. I didn't have it when you had it, Gabe.

Max Silvestri (14:40)

Yeah, it felt good.

Elliot Kaelin (14:42)

Question number three. Remove a letter from creased to find another word for holy.

Gabe Liedman (14:48)

From what word?

Elliot Kaelin (14:49)

Priest? Creased. C, R, E, A, S E, D. Creased.

Max Silvestri (14:53)

Oh, I see.

Elliot Kaelin (14:54)

Yeah.

Gabe Liedman (14:55)

Ah, I think. Yes.

Max Silvestri (14:57)

You got this one.

Gabe Liedman (14:57)

Yeah. I think we're going to remove the E and. And make the word sacred.

Max Silvestri (15:01)

And we're going to make it sacred.

Elliot Kaelin (15:02)

Very good. Wonderful. Number four. Remove a letter from carbon to find a type of lesser nobility. Okay.

Max Silvestri (15:12)

Carbon.

Gabe Liedman (15:15)

You got this, Gabe.

Elliot Kaelin (15:16)

Lesser nobility. No, lesser.

Max Silvestri (15:18)

Yeah, Nobility.

Gabe Liedman (15:21)

I think I have it.

Max Silvestri (15:22)

You do?

Gabe Liedman (15:22)

You do?

Max Silvestri (15:23)

What is it?

Gabe Liedman (15:23)

I think we're going to remove baron. Baron.

Elliot Kaelin (15:27)

Yeah. Very good.

Max Silvestri (15:28)

Which is what I am. And that's why I don't have kids.

Elliot Kaelin (15:33)

Question number five. Remove A letter from Stories to find the proper address of a nun. Okay. Remove a letter from Stories. Stories to find the proper address of a nun.

Max Silvestri (15:45)

Oh, that's cute. Okay, now we're gonna get rid of that O, and it's gonna be Sister.

Elliot Kaelin (15:52)

Very good. Continuing the no children theme.

Max Silvestri (15:56)

That's right. Sisters only.

Elliot Kaelin (15:58)

Yes. Wonderful.

Max Silvestri (16:00)

Doing it for themselves.

Elliot Kaelin (16:01)

Doing it for themselves and God and the Lord.

Max Silvestri (16:03)

Yeah.

Gabe Liedman (16:03)

Go on.

Elliot Kaelin (16:06)

Question number 6. Remove a letter from action to find an excellent mixer. Remove a letter from action to find an excellent mixer.

Max Silvestri (16:15)

I see.

Gabe Liedman (16:19)

I don't have this. If you have a gift.

Max Silvestri (16:20)

Oh. Okay. We're going to take away the A, and it's going to be a tonic.

Elliot Kaelin (16:25)

Excellent. Very good.

Gabe Liedman (16:26)

Killing it.

Elliot Kaelin (16:28)

You're doing great. You are blazing through these. There's only one question left in this game. Remove a letter from lantern to find what you get when you spend all day at the beach.

Max Silvestri (16:38)

Lantern.

Elliot Kaelin (16:39)

Remove a letter from lantern to find what you get when you spend all day at the beach.

Gabe Liedman (16:45)

Oh, you're gonna. You're gonna remove the L and you're gonna get Tanner.

Elliot Kaelin (16:50)

Very good. You are gonna get Tanner.

Max Silvestri (16:52)

DJ Specifically. That's who you're going home with.

Elliot Kaelin (16:56)

That's the member of the family that you're gonna get at the beach.

Max Silvestri (16:58)

That's where she lives. So, yeah, if you want Michelle, go to the mountains.

Elliot Kaelin (17:03)

I didn't realize they all had different biomes that they belong to.

Gabe Liedman (17:07)

Yeah.

Elliot Kaelin (17:07)

No pain, no gain. Like, for sure. You have done amazingly well on that game. You got all of them, right? Seven out of seven. But just like a good gym doesn't just let people leave their excess pounds lying all over the floor, we also like to clean up our leftover letters, and we do that with a Mega Clue. Mega clue question. Whoa. For today's Mega Clue, I want you to take all the letters you removed from these words and rearrange them to find something you probably lost while using your brain to solve this puzzle. And to remind you, here's what those letters were. They were R, I, E, C, O, A, and L. What thing that you can lose? Can you rearrange those letters into R, I, E, C, O, A and L? Wow.

Gabe Liedman (18:01)

What can you lose?

Max Silvestri (18:02)

What did we lose?

Gabe Liedman (18:05)

Well, say the clue again. While we were playing this game, we

Max Silvestri (18:09)

may have lost something.

Elliot Kaelin (18:10)

You may have lost using your brain, working out your brain while playing this game and solving this puzzle.

Gabe Liedman (18:15)

Oh, yes. Calorie. Calorie.

Max Silvestri (18:19)

We may have burnt one calorie.

Elliot Kaelin (18:21)

Exactly. You may have burnt exactly one calorie. Just one. Thinking is not Great exercise. That's why you gotta move around a little bit more. But exactly right. Calorie listeners at home, did you get the answer? If not, that's okay. Pretty soon you'll just be able to have an AI do these puzzles for you.

The Bot (18:36)

Anyway, I'm clueless.

Elliot Kaelin (18:38)

Well, as Benjamin Franklin once said, fish and podcasts stink after 15 minutes. So before we outstay our olfactory welcome, let's bid this episode adieu. But first, I'd like to thank Gabe Liedman and Max Silvestri for finding religion and fitness with us today. And I'd also like to thank you, the listener, for everything that you do. I kept that vague because I don't really know what it is that you do. I don't know you that well, but I hope to find out someday. We'll be back next week with more Smartless presents Clueless. Until then, I'm Elliot Kaelin reminding you to look before you leap, but don't look before you sleep because it's scary in the dark.

Podcast Producer Devin Tory Bryant (19:10)

Yeah, Clueless, you have been listening to Smart Smartless presents Clueless, a Smartless Media production in association with SiriusXM. Your host is Elliot Kaelin, who also writes our scripts. Today's contestants were Gabe Liebman and Max Silvestri. Check out I need u guys anywhere you get your podcasts. Your producer, editor and engineer is Devin Tory Bryant, who is me. I also write all the music and sound effects. Today's puzzles were written by Brock Mahan and Josh Richmond. Talent producer is Anne Harris. Associate producer Matty McCann. Social media producer Tommy Galgano. Executive producers are Elliot Kaelin, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett and Jason Bateman. Executive producers for Smartless Media are Richard Corson and Bernie Kaminski. Remember to follow, subscribe, rate and review the show. It really helps. That's all for now. We will see you again for more.

Elliot Kaelin (20:12)

Smart med.

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