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Sean Hayes
I'm so hot.
Jason Bateman
I need a glass of water or something. I need something to cool off. You know what's gonna make me cool off? A new episode of Smartless.
Sean Hayes
Woo.
Tim Robbins
Smart less.
Will Arnett
Smart,
Tim Robbins
Smart less.
Sean Hayes
Hey, guys.
Jason Bateman
Hey. Will's in Italy. Oh my gosh, Will, what time is it in Italy?
Will Arnett
Nobody knows.
Sean Hayes
It's time for a Campari. Cue the music.
Will Arnett
It's a problem for tomorrow.
Sean Hayes
No. So Will, have you run into our. Our back of the theater critic.
Will Arnett
Oh, everybody here. What a podcast.
Sean Hayes
Look at this guy. What a body on him. Nobody knew. I see him on the Italian beaches now.
Producer/Ad Voice
No way.
Will Arnett
At Feast 56, I'll eat my hat. But what part we did have, we did have. We had. We're up in. We're on the Italian Riviera right now. And let me tell you something.
Sean Hayes
That's. That's a Portofino that's just drove up here today.
Will Arnett
Just drove up where? It was at a wedding in Tuscany.
Sean Hayes
Sure.
Will Arnett
And. But I did have a guy the other day came into the room to. To look at something with the AC and couldn't with the light and couldn't fix it and it wouldn't go out. And he said, it's a problem for tomorrow.
Jason Bateman
No.
Sean Hayes
With a little smile like that, too. It's too hot to fix today.
Will Arnett
You know what? And it was. It was a problem for tomorrow.
Jason Bateman
Isn't that so different? It's so different than us.
Will Arnett
I know. What do you mean you can't fix it?
Jason Bateman
Here would be.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. They take all of August off. Europe does.
Will Arnett
It's so good. It's so, so good. What about you, jb? How's the city treating you?
Sean Hayes
Right now, the city is all right. The heat has gone down to 85 and 90% humidity. As opposed to 95 and 90% humidity.
Jason Bateman
Are you shooting outside?
Sean Hayes
Yeah, yeah. On a farm. Not a lot of shade, but it's okay. It's great. I'm losing water weight, you guys. You know how I love that. And Shawnee, how are you?
Will Arnett
And Sean wants to go and just b. Try to. Going from the bedroom to the office and back up to the bedroom.
Jason Bateman
Back up.
Sean Hayes
Try not to sprain your ankle going in and out of the kitchen.
Jason Bateman
No.
Will Arnett
Hey, have you had any more s' mores dates with yourself?
Jason Bateman
I had a couple s' more of them.
Sean Hayes
Oh, Sean has been up early.
Jason Bateman
I was up early.
Sean Hayes
Any. Anything to update us on in your life, Sean?
Jason Bateman
Yeah, I did. Oh, yeah, I did a. Just last night, I did a. With my friend Todd Stashewick, who was an actor. I went to college with him and we. He hosted a D and D night at Dungeons and Dragons night. But I haven't played Dungeons and Dragons in, like, since I was like, 10 years old.
Sean Hayes
Since you lost your.
Will Arnett
Yeah. Because you're 56. Yeah. I mean, it adds up. If you think about it. If you look at it, the math adds up.
Sean Hayes
Wasn't it kind of him to, like, throw in the surprise in that sentence? Like, I haven't played since I was 10.
Will Arnett
Can you believe it?
Sean Hayes
Nor has anyone else.
Will Arnett
No, man.
Jason Bateman
No, we really did. It was so fun. I mean, it was. I think Stranger Things really brought that game back. So.
Sean Hayes
So what is it with that? I never did play it when I was 10. It is. It's a role playing thing. Right.
Jason Bateman
And you sort of all improvised. Yeah.
Tim Robbins
So.
Sean Hayes
But do you reroll dice to find out who can. Who gets the shield, who gets the sword?
Jason Bateman
Well, and like, damage and like, how much damage you did? Like, did you survive their hit or did you.
Will Arnett
Is that just based on how hard you roll or.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, no, it was. It was really fun.
Sean Hayes
Are higher numbers more damage?
Will Arnett
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. Okay.
Jason Bateman
But you know what it's like? It's like playing a. It's like playing a video game, but with your mind.
Sean Hayes
Oh, oh, okay.
Will Arnett
Okay. So you really get carried. You really just get taken away into a different place.
Jason Bateman
Wait, I heard this. I heard this.
Will Arnett
You get carried.
Sean Hayes
So fun.
Jason Bateman
Do you want hear a good joke? A new pun joke? A dad joke?
Sean Hayes
Yeah, I've been getting my. My money's worth out of. Out of. What did the sushi say to the bumblebee? Wasabi. Everyone's been enjoying that around set.
Will Arnett
Have they. Have they been telling you they enjoyed it when you're the boss?
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Well, I see it on their face.
Will Arnett
Yeah, sure. Oh, that's a good one, boss. Hey.
Tim Robbins
Hey.
Will Arnett
Has Jason hit you with that four times too? Yeah, he thinks I'm a pa. I'm a fucking.
Jason Bateman
I'm a driver over and over again.
Sean Hayes
You got a freshie for me?
Jason Bateman
You guys okay? This is awful. The new. The guy who invented cough drops died yesterday.
Sean Hayes
Oh, no.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, there's not. There's not going to be any coughing at his funeral.
Sean Hayes
All right, I'll take that. I'll take that.
Will Arnett
I mean, yeah, they'll love the only. The only? Yeah, the only. And this is not a criticism, Sean. It's funny, you know, it is. It's just that you say coffin. Coffin. You say cough in the setup.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
You know what I mean?
Jason Bateman
Yeah, but the cough. Oh, right. Cough drop.
Sean Hayes
Well, the guy.
Jason Bateman
By the time you say it's just throat lozenges. Maybe that's better.
Will Arnett
I don't know. Listen, let's open up a suggestion line for peeps. If they want to do like a punch up line on smart and they can punch up our jokes, we got a table together.
Jason Bateman
Punch up line, please hold. Punch up line, please hold.
Will Arnett
Tell you who doesn't need a punch up. Here we go. Here we go. This is a segue.
Sean Hayes
I could tell you it's a female. I heard whispering earlier. She sounds like she's got a pretty whisper voice.
Will Arnett
Okay, well, aren't you gonna be surprised? And no, he's gonna get a great chuckle out of this. Cause he's an academy award winning actor. Academy nominated director. Jb. He's made some great films. And I don't use that term lightly. He is David Lean. He's done iconic roles. And I'm gonna go backwards on the
Sean Hayes
Kenneth Branagh as an actor.
Will Arnett
I'm gonna go backwards on. I'm not gonna lead with some of His. Because you're just going to know immediately because he's just done some of the most iconic films of all time. But I'm going to say things like Jacob's Ladder, the Incredible Bull Durham. I'm going to say the Player, mystic river and Shawshank Redoubt. Guys, it's Tim Robbins.
Sean Hayes
Tim.
Jason Bateman
Oh, my God. Tim Robbins.
Sean Hayes
Welcome, Tim Robbins.
Jason Bateman
This is really exciting.
Tim Robbins
So who.
Sean Hayes
Who, who was the female whisperer? Was there any. She's just off camera.
Tim Robbins
No, it's. It's basically someone. Because I'm an idiot with technology. Someone that they sent you and me both Apple to help me set up the.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, the microphone. Yeah. Us granddads have trouble with it. You have a smartphone, don't. You're not still using, like a flip phone, are you?
Tim Robbins
No. Rotary.
Sean Hayes
Oh, portable long cable.
Tim Robbins
Right.
Jason Bateman
You got. You carry that with you everywhere you go.
Tim Robbins
Yeah, I know. It's. And you have to find there's fewer and fewer places to plug in.
Will Arnett
Yeah. Tim, man, I feel like it's so overdue having you here. First of all, let me just say that.
Tim Robbins
Thank you.
Will Arnett
It is so overdue. It's great to have you, man. It's great.
Sean Hayes
Such a big fan of yours.
Will Arnett
Yeah. Whereas JB says, where are you? What part of the world are you in? East. West coast.
Tim Robbins
West coast right now?
Will Arnett
West coast.
Jason Bateman
Oh, in Los Angeles.
Will Arnett
Don't give him an address, Tim. Don't tell him where.
Tim Robbins
I can't give you my quadrant.
Sean Hayes
No Dungeons and Dragons set up.
Will Arnett
He's gonna show up with his golden die and he's gonna ask you to roll.
Sean Hayes
Roll for damage.
Tim Robbins
Knock on the door. Are we doing a barbecue?
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons, Tim?
Tim Robbins
You know, that's what I missed. I was more, you know, that kind of long form, nerdy kind of game. Mine was stratomatic baseball.
Sean Hayes
Ooh, tell me about that. You're talking to a baseball I didn't
Will Arnett
play, but I'm aware of it. Tell us a little bit about it.
Tim Robbins
It's really cool. You know, it's a long, long game, but, you know, you play nine innings and you pick your teams and, you know, basically there's a roll of the dice and a multi sided die that determines whether it's a hit or, you know, a strikeout or a grand slam, you know, whatever. It's, it's. It's very complicated.
Sean Hayes
Do you pick real players? You say you pick your teams.
Tim Robbins
Yeah, we pick real players. Yeah. I haven't played for a while. Back in the day when Cal Ripken was on his long streak.
Sean Hayes
Sure.
Tim Robbins
You know his. I don't think anyone's ever going to break that record of consecutive times played without missing a game. We kept Cal out.
Sean Hayes
1400 games or something.
Tim Robbins
We kept Cal out.
Will Arnett
You kept him out?
Sean Hayes
Yeah, we kept him out. Just to spite him.
Tim Robbins
Yeah, yeah, just to spite him. It was. Cal won't play.
Sean Hayes
Billy was in there.
Tim Robbins
We ended the streak.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
What about fan? What about fantasy baseball? Do you play that at all?
Tim Robbins
I don't know.
Will Arnett
Cool it, jb.
Sean Hayes
Sorry.
Tim Robbins
Are you a fantasy guy?
Will Arnett
Yeah. He's up at 4am I'm.
Sean Hayes
I'm like the. I'm the commissioner of my league. It's really. It's my Dungeons and Dragons dork stuff.
Tim Robbins
Can you be bought?
Sean Hayes
I could, sure. Everybody's got their price.
Tim Robbins
Anybody?
Sean Hayes
Everybody on my team's up for sale except the Dodgers.
Will Arnett
Wait, so, Tim, were you. Are. So you. I. I'm gathering by the fact that you played that that you were a lifelong baseball fan and mentioned Bull Durham, which I saw in the theater twice. I love that movie. I know it was a million years ago. It's an iconic movie. It's one of the great sports movies. It's not just about sports. It's about so much more and about. So when you. I guess you were a big baseball fan. So when you got the chance to play. And that character you played, what was his name? Nuke. Was that his name?
Tim Robbins
Yeah. Ebby Calvin Nuke Lelouch.
Will Arnett
Yeah. I mean, were you. Was that a role when that came your way? Were you. Do you remember the process of getting that. Were you stoked to get that to play port?
Tim Robbins
Oh, are you kidding me? You know what the weird thing was that I got cast in another baseball movie the same time Eight Men out that John Sals was directing. And I love John Sales. It was, you know, I had to make a decision, and I'm glad I made the one I did because it kind of shifted everything for me in life. I was so psyched. I mean, I had. I did. I did the audition section and then I got the. My. My call. Callback was basically, you gotta come play some baseball. Throw. Throw the ball with Kevin Costner. Right. And so.
Will Arnett
Wow.
Tim Robbins
They wanted to see if I could throw. He didn't want to have to fake any of that stuff.
Sean Hayes
And could you.
Tim Robbins
So I had played all my life and I was mostly third base. And so I had a pretty good arm, but I didn't know the mechanics of the pitching. So I had to go, you know, earlier and Try to, you know, put that together.
Sean Hayes
Did you end up becoming a fairly decent pitcher? Like, did you learn a couple of pitches?
Tim Robbins
I. I did. I got it up to. I got it up to 85.
Sean Hayes
Wow.
Will Arnett
Wow.
Tim Robbins
No control at all. No control at all.
Jason Bateman
I threw it into the stand.
Tim Robbins
When he hits the bowl, you know, that, that's, that was, you know, basically me. But I could, I could, I could throw it pretty fast.
Sean Hayes
And how were you as a hitter?
Tim Robbins
Pretty good. Could.
Sean Hayes
Could you get around on an 85 mile an hour pitch?
Tim Robbins
No way. No, no.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
Oh, no, no, I didn't play. I grew up in Manhattan, so we didn't have a lot of. We didn't have a lot of baseball fields.
Sean Hayes
Right. You had show leagues.
Tim Robbins
Yeah, we had concrete playgrounds. So we played softball. Gotcha. And so mostly softball. And so I, I could hit a softball. I could hit very well, but. And I still, you know, I still play a little bit.
Sean Hayes
Do you really?
Tim Robbins
Yeah, I play first base now, you know. Yeah, yeah, it's easier.
Sean Hayes
Tell us about that. Is that just your buddies? Is that like, is it. Is it a show league? Is it.
Tim Robbins
What.
Sean Hayes
How are you doing that?
Tim Robbins
Usually just friends, you know, get together. There's some regular leagues. When I'm on the east coast, there's a game I get involved in. It's. I play hockey that way too, still. Roller hockey.
Sean Hayes
Oh, my God.
Tim Robbins
We can get a game every Sunday out here that I'm missing for this.
Will Arnett
Well, you're playing roller hockey, Tim.
Tim Robbins
Roller. I used to play ice. I haven't played ice for a while, but I play roller hockey every Sunday, Tim.
Will Arnett
I used to play. I used to play on the Upper west side for. I played ice hockey. And then when I moved to New York, I used to play up on 84th street and there's a school between Amsterdam and Columbus and they paved it. And then for some reason it wasn't open for like six months. And all these Canadian guys that I knew and a bunch of American guys, we played every. We played all. All day Saturday and Sunday. Like right when rollerblades came out, like 91, 92.
Sean Hayes
So nice.
Will Arnett
And I lived by the Holland Tunnel and I would skate uptown with my stick all the way up to the Upper west side. It was the best through cars and shit, you know.
Jason Bateman
Tim, Scotty, my husband, was a goalie in an adult ice hockey league in New York at a place called Skyrink. And he played you guys?
Will Arnett
Sure.
Tim Robbins
No way.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. In the 90s, Scotty's team played your team. And he said he said he took a beast of a shot. You threw the. You took a shot on him. It was great, but he blocked it. Isn't that wild? What a small world.
Will Arnett
Scotty the Sieve. Do you remember Scotty the Sieve? Scotty the Sieve.
Jason Bateman
Isn't that wild? What a small world.
Sean Hayes
Wow.
Tim Robbins
That's crazy.
Will Arnett
I remember Scotty.
Tim Robbins
Goldies are a special breed, by the way.
Sean Hayes
They sure are. There's ways.
Will Arnett
I used to be a goalie. I used to be a goalie. I was a goalie growing up.
Sean Hayes
Really?
Will Arnett
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Producer/Ad Voice
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Wouldn't you agree?
Tim Robbins
There's something different about them. The kind of weird.
Sean Hayes
It's like the catcher in baseball. It's usually the brains of the bunch.
Will Arnett
And, well, there's always that thing. They always say that goalies are the best skaters on the team because they have to be really nimble. I don't know if that's necessarily true, but I think that goalies, you know, they're spending a lot of time. Think about it. Even in soccer, too, they spend a lot of time on their own, and then all of a sudden, they got to kind of perform. They kind of. They're the king of their own little domain. You know what I mean? So they have to have a certain temperament.
Sean Hayes
I don't know.
Tim Robbins
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
What about injury? Are you, Are you, Are you worried about injury? I'm worried anytime I get active, like, you're going to blow out a hamstring or a lower back. I mean, you know, we're not 25 anymore.
Tim Robbins
Yeah, but were you ever like that before? Or is it age that's telling you that or bringing that.
Will Arnett
You're sneak. JB Sneak. Not sneaky. He's very athletic. I will say. I've seen him hit a softball out of the park. And he's. And he's a heck of a golfer, but he does pull it. He'll pull a muscle now, you know, pulling Greek yogurt out of the fridge. So, yeah,
Sean Hayes
you know, it starts to wear on you after a while. But anyway, no, I, I, I, I,
Tim Robbins
I don't worry about it. I don't worry about it. I, I, I have injured myself, and it just means you have to sit for a while, you know?
Sean Hayes
But you're. You're not legging out ground balls, are you?
Tim Robbins
Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Will Arnett
I went, I went the last time I, I played.
Tim Robbins
Chelsea Pierce.
Will Arnett
Sorry. Go ahead, Tim.
Tim Robbins
No, I was gonna say, yeah, I leg them out as fast as I can, but I'm not, you know, gonna tear a Muscle for it.
Sean Hayes
Have you guys ever tried to not say when you, when, when you're talking over each other and someone says, go ahead. Have you ever tried not to say, oh, yeah, no, I was just gonna say, yeah, you can't, you can't. You can't do it.
Jason Bateman
Not. Yeah, you can't. Oh, that's right.
Sean Hayes
If somebody says go ahead, you don't just go ahead. It's always. Yeah, yeah, no, I was just gonna say, I'm telling you, try to do a week without that. You can't do it.
Tim Robbins
It doesn't work with an edit either. Like if they edit out the interruption.
Will Arnett
Yeah, right.
Tim Robbins
Yeah, it doesn't work with the edit. You know, I've been curious about this. You know, I listen to this show and I love it and has it ever gone wrong? The surprise guest is actually someone that's the one of the other two hate or has had a bad relationship with or that's funny or some kind of.
Will Arnett
Yes.
Tim Robbins
You don't have to say names. Don't have to say names.
Will Arnett
Well, I tell you what, Tim, it's funny you asked because I got, I got not in trouble. But about six months ago, guys, I was doing. I did this guy's podcast in the uk, this really funny dude, Rome Ash. He's hilarious, dude. And I mentioned that a couple of. That we had had a couple of guests that didn't go so great and everybody I knew asked you guys, right. And asked me who I was. I didn't say who, but we had a couple that didn't go so. So shit hot.
Sean Hayes
Give us the names now, Will.
Will Arnett
But we have had. Yeah, and you have. As you know, I mean, it's. We all, we all kind of are in. We do the same. We work with a lot of people and we know a lot of people and we know and there's a lot of crossover. And there are certainly times where you have people who they're hurt, feel or whatever. And there are times where you have. Who you're like, yeah, I got a history with this person.
Sean Hayes
But it's never. But it's never gone wrong. Like, the reason the episodes have not aired is not because there was anything contentious or something like that. It's more just like that was sort of like not really a flowing interview and probably. And just to. Just to protect the guest mostly it's like they don't need that out there. You know, where they were sort of tight or we were tight and it's just not an entertaining thing. And so we just. We scrap It.
Tim Robbins
We do.
Sean Hayes
We do so many things.
Will Arnett
And we also, I think, Sorry, I was demanding to say that, That we always, once we get on, I think that you guys chime in too. That we want. I always want it to go well. Like I want it to go. I'm always rooting for the person. No matter who it is. I want it to be good.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, always is.
Tim Robbins
Yeah. I just was, I was curious about like. Like two of you don't know who the next guest is going to be.
Will Arnett
Correct.
Tim Robbins
So what if like you had an affair with somebody that was, that was previously undisclosed and it ended poorly.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Guess what? We're way too close. We know each other's bodies and everything. So when there is somebody that we know the other person has mentioned before as maybe not being their favorite person, we will sort of break our little rule and say, hey, man, I was thinking about having such and such on. Are you guys good?
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Tell you when.
Will Arnett
But yeah, we don't say when. And we and we. And people do ask we legit. The other two legit. Don't know who the other per. Who the guest is going to be on that day. So there is as JB says, there might be like down the road, like as you're like, hey. But we never let him.
Tim Robbins
I like that element of surprise about it. Yeah, I think that's a good thing.
Will Arnett
Well, what's funny is, and we, we know this is the audience knows who's on because we advertise who the upcoming guest is. So.
Sean Hayes
So we're the only two idiots.
Will Arnett
It's just for us, I guess.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, it's just to save the homework.
Jason Bateman
Right.
Sean Hayes
And we will be right back.
Jason Bateman
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Will Arnett
Tim. So let's. So I mentioned Bill Durman, you auditioned for that and talk a little bit about. So you grew up, I mean your parents were musicians, right? You grew up in the city, really?
Tim Robbins
Yeah, yeah.
Will Arnett
And your folks were musicians. And so when did you know that you, well, weren't going to go in the family business necessarily be a musician and that you were going to go and. But you were going to perform, you know, as an actor.
Tim Robbins
I probably got the bug from watching my dad on stage with his group the Highwayman. He was a folk musician and I remember specifically, not very clearly, but the audience responding to him saying something and laughing. I felt that was like the entry point. That was the moment my three year old or four year old self was like, I want that.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
So he became, you know, he went out on the road till 1965 with them and they, they made several albums together. I had the music bug though too as well. Acting I started in grade school, but music I also had. And I actually, I'm glad you bring that up because I've been working the past couple weeks on some mixes of some concerts I've done. I have a band called the Rogues Gallery Band.
Sean Hayes
Really.
Tim Robbins
And we occasionally will perform live. We've done tours but of Europe and the United States and we recorded several of those shows. So I'm mixing a couple of them right now. I'm opening a kind of new website performance kind of platform where.
Sean Hayes
What's the website?
Tim Robbins
It's TimRobbins.com okay. And it's available.
Will Arnett
How did you come up with the name?
Tim Robbins
I fed it through an AI computer to tell me what would be the best.
Producer/Ad Voice
Sure.
Tim Robbins
Best available.
Sean Hayes
What do you do? You play guitar and sing or you.
Tim Robbins
I play guitar and sing and I write most of the songs. We do some covers, but usually covers that are you Know really not well known songs. The Rogues Gallery started as a band put together by Hal Wilner. And it was originally the albums they made were about sea shanties with, you know, all kinds of different guests, guest artists. And Hal was, you know, such a genius and one of the angels in my life. You know, he used to work at Saturday Night Live. And.
Will Arnett
Yeah, I was gonna say Hal.
Tim Robbins
Right, yeah.
Will Arnett
Not well, but I knew him a little bit.
Producer/Ad Voice
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
Yeah. And so I'm on this new site. I don't want to call it a website because it's sort of like.
Jason Bateman
It's a destination, it's an experience.
Tim Robbins
Yeah, whatever.
Will Arnett
It's portal. It's a portal. Basically.
Tim Robbins
It's my way of my portal that's dead Tim Robbins Portal. I have a storage unit that I have so much stuff in and I want to get rid of and that's what they're for. So I was looking through some boxes in there and I found some old videotapes of. I used to mess around on sets with old school video camera. You know the ones where you could load the entire video set in.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, yeah, the VHS thing.
Will Arnett
Sure.
Sean Hayes
You'd shoot like behind the scenes stuff of projects you were on.
Tim Robbins
Yeah. But it would be more like stories that I was making up. Right. Like, so I have one from Howard the Duck.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
And so I made up a story about, you know, what was this intrigue that was happening on the set of Howard the Duck. And this. I did two with Howard the Duck. I did one that was about this actor that goes to set and everybody hates. And the other was about this place called Kiddieland that we were filming at. And it was this location we kept going back to because there was always a shot that they needed. And so you thought you were finished with Kitty Lynn and it would not end. I was on that movie for six months. It was supposed to be three. And the last six weeks of it were the ultralight sequence, which is like maybe five minutes in the film. So. So it was pretty extraordinary. So I was going a little crazy. And so I had this video camera and I had friendships with the crew members and we would, you know, just make shit up.
Sean Hayes
And so you sat there and you, you were watching this video after going through your, your storage unit and like.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
So I said, I want to put that out there. I want. This is this. I think people would like this. I also have all these interviews with, with people like, you know, Johnny Cash and Kurt Vonnegut and whoa, Harry Belafonte. And I, I, you Know, I've never released them.
Producer/Ad Voice
Wow.
Sean Hayes
Did you remember these, or did they just come back to you? As you were going through the storage unit and you started seeing all these tapes, did you sit down and have, like, a weekend of. Of going down memory lane? That must have been really kind of powerful.
Tim Robbins
Those. Those journeys can be powerful and dangerous, too.
Sean Hayes
Old version of ourselves.
Tim Robbins
I know stuff and what it means, and what did I. What was I thinking? And so you have to give a listen and make sure that you weren't an idiot at the time that you were doing this. But I think there's some good stuff here. And. And the people that have been working with me are. You know, they're the ones kind of driving. They were like, why aren't you doing anything with this stuff?
Sean Hayes
So these are up on TimRobbins.com or you're in the process of doing that?
Tim Robbins
No, it's. It won't be up till September 1st.
Will Arnett
Oh, okay.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, but that's like a visual. You know, people say, you know, you should write. Write a book, you know, but, like, this sounds like a kind of like a visual.
Jason Bateman
I mean, it's really cool.
Will Arnett
Multimedia.com is a multimedia experience. It's a portal.
Tim Robbins
Exactly.
Will Arnett
It's a portal.
Tim Robbins
Thank you, guys. This is my marketing team. All right. What else can we call. I've got this thing called Robbins Radio, which is going to be my live shows, my father's show, my father's albums, and my brother, who is a film composer, his scores. And it'll be, you know, kind of on a kind of random play.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
Continuous. When you come to the website.
Will Arnett
Dude, that's cool.
Tim Robbins
Yeah. I'm excited by it. It's. It is like a. It is like a. A living archive. I'm. There's. But it's also just. It's also just been a lot of fun to do.
Will Arnett
It's.
Tim Robbins
It's.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
And at the same time, I am actually writing a memoir, so it's all just coalescing, and I'm trying to find stuff that might be interesting.
Sean Hayes
You have a name for the memoir yet?
Tim Robbins
No, I don't say.
Will Arnett
Timrobbins.com.
Jason Bateman
no.
Will Arnett
Poor Timrobbins.
Tim Robbins
Timrobbins.com. timrobbins.com on paper.
Will Arnett
You used music in. I was just thinking about. Sorry, Sean. I was.
Tim Robbins
Timrobbins.com.
Will Arnett
yo, that's good. Oh, that's really good.
Jason Bateman
And it'll drive people to the website. They'll buy the book, and the website's right there on the COVID by the
Will Arnett
way you open the book and it's just a. It's just a hyperlink to the website. It's a QR code.
Jason Bateman
It's a one page.
Will Arnett
Oh, my God, it's so good. Oh, it would be so cheap to make. The publisher would be stoked. Do you think you. I was just thinking about. Thinking about your dad and the Highwayman. Highwaymen?
Sean Hayes
Now, wait, the Highwayman, wasn't that Bob Dylan?
Tim Robbins
No, that was. No, I think you're thinking of the Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Highwayman, Willie Nelson might have been.
Sean Hayes
And that's not it.
Tim Robbins
No, that was the. That was. No, this was in the early 60s.
Jason Bateman
Okay.
Tim Robbins
Before your time. Sure it was. Yeah. 1960-65 were their years.
Will Arnett
But you took, you took. I was thinking about the. I think the first film you directed was Bob Roberts, right? Am I right in that?
Tim Robbins
Yes.
Will Arnett
And that was about a guy, which is a great movie about a guy who. He's like a right wing politician, but he uses folk music to kind of sell what he's doing. And it was like a confluence of this guy kind of used media and personality. And if in a lot of ways it was very sort of prescient, if you think about it, of considering where we are these days, unfortunately. I mean, it was a little. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty. Can you. Do you ever think. Have you thought back on that over these last years and gone like, wow, we were. We kind of predicted the way politics might go in terms of the celebrity aspect of it?
Tim Robbins
Yeah, you know, it's. Yes, it's weird, but it also. I was looking, you know, going through all this stuff, realizing that at the time when I was doing press for it, but I was also in some of the interviews, they were saying, is this, you know, is this because the coming election was George Bush Sr. Vs. Clinton when it came out? And so the press was asking, you know, is this movie about Bush? And I said, well, yeah, he's actually in the film. You know, there's clips of him in the film. But it also could be about, you know, the Gore Vidal character too. You know, it could be about why change doesn't happen. And so when Bill Clinton was playing his saxophone on Samuel Hall, I was like, that's kind of Bob Roberts. Y too.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
So at the time I said, you know, it could be either. I don't know. I really don't know. So as time has gone on, it's become kind of, you know, very prescient as far as the current administration. But I personally am Not a happy guy with either. I gotta say. It's. There gotta be better ideas and better, you know, better motivation for people to vote for Democrats. They have to get their stuff together. They really do.
Will Arnett
Yeah, I think there's a lot of shortcomings. No shortage of shortcomings.
Tim Robbins
I've learned at 65. You know what I did is I realized I have to retire from something, right? And I didn't want to stop acting, I didn't want to stop directing or writing. So what I retired from was the anxiety, the daily anxiety of opposing something.
Jason Bateman
Oh, that's good.
Tim Robbins
The idea that you can find your worth and purpose and virtue by hatred is this terrible, terrible idea. And the idea that if the source of your hatred is this particular person, you don't know it's even a worse idea. You're battling a concept or an idea or a philosophy. You're not dealing with an individual. And so I feel like there's too many people that wake up agitated about political figures and then they use that
Sean Hayes
as a fuel to get through the day.
Tim Robbins
That's so true on either side. And it's not a good way to start your day if you're. The first thing you're doing is doom scrolling about something that will make you feel better about your political beliefs. You know, you might try a little yoga or you might try a little exercise or take a bike ride or.
Jason Bateman
Totally. Because I always say that I have this discussion with Scotty all the time. You can watch it all day long on TV or read about it online or whatever, but there's nothing you can do about it necessarily. But we have the power to vote and we have the power to protest. But to actually, you know, my friend Maria Shriver, she always. One of the greatest quotes ever. If anybody's complaining about any of it, she goes, I totally agree. So what are you doing about it?
Will Arnett
Yeah, right.
Jason Bateman
And it stops people in their tracks.
Tim Robbins
Well, here's the thing. This is what I learned, was that what are you doing about it? Well, about 15 years ago, I had that epiphany of like, what are you doing about it? And I started working in spaces where I could make a difference. So with my nonprofit, with the actors gang. So I put a lot of attention into how can I expand the programs that we have, the education programs that we go into schools that do not have theater programs, and we introduce them to theater. The prison project that we have that goes into California state prisons.
Jason Bateman
What is that?
Tim Robbins
It's a rehabilitation program that we've been doing for 20 years now through, like
Jason Bateman
theatric, like theater and acting and stuff like that.
Tim Robbins
It's basically. I made a documentary about it, actually.
Jason Bateman
I know. That's why I asked. I feel like I saw it.
Tim Robbins
It's called 45 seconds of laughter and it will be coming to Criterion in November.
Jason Bateman
Oh, then I saw something else.
Tim Robbins
Yeah, you may have seen it. We've screened it around. We went to the Venice Film Festival and to New York Film Festival. No, what we do is we don't go in, as some groups do, and I think that's valid too. But we don't go in to do a production. We don't, you know, try to make a production. What we do is we do a seven day intensive workshop to train them, which is basically in the four states of emotion that we have. And we introduce these states of emotion. But first we introduce the characters they will be playing them in. So we create a distance between their expression of emotion and their personal story. So we use the commedia dell'. Arte. So you have the rich old man who wants to marry off his beautiful daughter, who's in love with a young man. He wants to marry her off to one of his business associates. It's a tale as old as the time. It's done in every culture. It's told in every culture. I saw it in Bali in a town square. But the reason is it keeps the characters simple and stock kind of characters. And then we try to get them to genuinely portray emotions through these characters.
Producer/Ad Voice
Wow.
Tim Robbins
So what happens is they get in touch with emotions that they have kept dormant or suppressed for many, many years. Survival in prison is one emotion. It's anger. It's about keeping safe on the yard. You have to project an image of anger. And so when they start playing these other emotions, some of them tell us that they haven't been, you know, allowed to be sad or in fear or happy for years. And so it allows them this place. The other great thing about it is when we set a program up, we ask the prison to give us people from different sections. Like, it has to be integrated with different gangs, different, you know, so they're all in the same room. And what we find out happening is this bond that happens in the room between them when they're sharing emotions together and looking in each other's eyes and realizing that they have a lot more in common than they thought.
Jason Bateman
I mean, imagine if we could do that for people who aren't in prison.
Tim Robbins
That's what set me on this path of, like, if these guys can do it, we can do it. You know, we can't. We don't. We have created our own yard where you have segmented populations that stick together. And if, if anyone crosses over the line, it's at their own, you know, detriment.
Jason Bateman
Right.
Tim Robbins
And that's, that's the way it is now in our society. If you cr. If you, if you say anything that might be sympathetic to what you view as the other side. Yeah, you're done.
Jason Bateman
You're out.
Tim Robbins
You're done, you're condemned. You're, you're, you're. And it's, listen, it's a terrible way to build a movement. Let's just put that, put it that way. When a good organizer walks into a room to organize a movement, they have. The main objective is to find out what all these different people have in common.
Will Arnett
Right.
Tim Robbins
There's going to be. They have to walk in knowing they're not all going to agree with them. So what can we agree on? Right? It seems like the opposite now. It seems like in order to save your position in a certain community, you have to act in a certain way. And if you act outside of that, then you're kicked out of the community.
Jason Bateman
That's right.
Tim Robbins
And that's on both sides, by the way. That's not a partisan thing. That's something that happens on both sides. And that's not a good way to build a movement.
Jason Bateman
I totally agree.
Tim Robbins
Because basically you're making people. You're saying you have to agree with me or you're done. And then, so people learn very quickly, oh, well, I shouldn't talk. I shouldn't say anything. I won't say anything. Even though I don't agree with what they're saying, I'm not gonna say it. And so that's not an alliance. That's fear that's causing that. So.
Jason Bateman
Right.
Sean Hayes
We'll be right back.
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Will Arnett
Tim, did you get involved with the prison stuff when you, when you did? Because I was thinking about Dead Man Walking, which is your second film, which is so different from Bob Roberts in every way. Is that when you first started getting involved with that or becoming really aware of that?
Tim Robbins
I was kind of aware of it growing up. I had friends that went to jail. So it wasn't, it was, it was one of those, you know, there but for the grace of God go I. You know, I had maybe different parents or different upbringing that, that kept me away from that. But. And then I did some work with some prison organizations back in New York when I first, you know, after Bill Durham. But then I did Shawshank and then Deadman Walking. So I was around that space more and more. And one of the things I, you know, one of the prison guards on Shawshank said to me was, you know, I asked what would you do to change things if you could? You know, and these are salt of the earth, Republican, conservative, Ohio kind of prison guards. And the guy said, you know, you gotta legalize drugs. Because what we have is we have people coming in for possession for a year and they're winding up becoming better criminals. It's basically, they call it crime school. The prison guards were calling it crime school. And so it basically, they said, you know, there's no GED programs, no job training. Those are year waiting lists. So these kids come in and they have to survive with violent offenders. And they basically are training criminals. So you gotta either either legalize it or create a separate Prison.
Sean Hayes
And did they? Since then there has been movement there. Right. Certainly legalized marijuana to a large extent. Yes.
Tim Robbins
Yes. I don't know if it's that way in Ohio.
Sean Hayes
Okay.
Tim Robbins
Yeah.
Will Arnett
I made a far inferior prison film called let's Go to Prison. Tim, if you ever get a free afternoon.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. And by the way, Tim, I love that you just rattled off those movies that are so.
Will Arnett
I know. Shawshank.
Jason Bateman
Your friends that were in prison must have watched you in Shashing. Be like, wait, how did he break out? That. I gotta take some. Gotta figure that out.
Will Arnett
Do people. People must still stop you on the street about Shawshank. It is one of the iconic. I mean, it's always at the top of people's list when people go like, what's your favorite movie? Shawshank's always there.
Tim Robbins
Yeah, that's a real, that's a real beautiful thing.
Sean Hayes
Bull Durham. Not right next to it.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
I was gonna say, I was gonna ask you what today you get stopped for mostly when you go to the store or you're out in public. I was gonna guess Shawshank Redemption or Bulldorm, but then I was like, but Silo, which I watch and you're fucking brilliant.
Will Arnett
On which, by the way, season three is coming.
Jason Bateman
I know, I can't wait. Tim, when you showed up on. I had no idea you were in that. Because we're sci fi nerds, right? Dungeons and Dragons, everything sci fi. And I watched. I was just like, your performance is just incredible in that.
Tim Robbins
Thank you.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. I really love the show. Do people stop you now? Like nerdy, kind of.
Tim Robbins
Yeah. Yes, nerdy. And others too. Yeah, it's, it's. A lot of people are seeing it. It's really nice. It's really nice. And it's such a good show. Rebecca Ferguson is a great actor.
Jason Bateman
She's amazing.
Will Arnett
So good.
Tim Robbins
I, you know, I've had a blast on it. You know, I was shooting over. We were shooting over in London, so it was, you know, a real human experience, let's put it that way.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
Ten hour days, you know, never, never going over because there's never any weather. You know, it's always in the silo. Everything is in the silo. Right. So, you know, it was. And I, I actually now can talk because this is airing in mid August. I, I've been under a, like kind of a gag order, shut the hell up kind of thing about the show because I wasn't supposed to be in season three.
Will Arnett
Oh, it's funny. Sean just ordered a gag. But that's A different. Okay.
Jason Bateman
Also coming in August.
Tim Robbins
Also coming in August.
Jason Bateman
I can't wait.
Will Arnett
They're back ordered.
Sean Hayes
Did you get the ball option too, Tony?
Jason Bateman
Yeah, of course I did. And I paid extra to get it here sooner.
Tim Robbins
But does that come in hello Kitty style?
Jason Bateman
Of course. And Dora, the exception explorer.
Will Arnett
What happened? What was the guy. What was the.
Tim Robbins
I just want to say a little bit more about Silo that we would. You know, the thing about human is that it allows the crew to have lives.
Jason Bateman
Right, Right.
Tim Robbins
If you're working 10 hour days on rolling lunches and everyone knows they're going to get home for dinner with their kids.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
It creates a happy crew.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
You get people that, you know, the younger people, they have time for a date, you know, it's not driving you into the ground, you know, and I really, I was really inspired by that. You know, that's Graham Yost, the executive producer. That's his achievement, that he created a great group of people and he created an environment that wasn't oppressive that, you know, we, we tend to take for granted now. You know, we just know, oh, we're going to go 12, 14, you know, 16 to get the day, you know, and I've done it as an actor and as a director and I never stopped to think really until I worked with Clint Eastwood when we had like six hour days, seven hour days, like some time. Most of the time we were out by lunch.
Jason Bateman
Wow.
Tim Robbins
Because you would only do one take on everything.
Jason Bateman
Wow.
Tim Robbins
But it created a discipline and more family. It created this idea that we used to have. I think in the business of. This can be really fun.
Sean Hayes
What about directing, Tim? Do we get to see some more of your great directing anytime soon?
Tim Robbins
Well, as a matter of fact, yes. I'm working on what that is on the long term. Yeah, I've got. I'm writing a couple scripts right now, which I'm kind of reluctant to jinx. Right, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah.
Sean Hayes
I'd love to see you write one that you star in and direct about. About somebody doing what you were talking about earlier about, you know, figuring how to not be so sort of tribal with, with. With their, with their, with their beliefs and practices and passions and things like that and trying to be more sort of inclusive. And you're the kind of guy that could handle something as, you know, kind of nuanced and delicate as that.
Tim Robbins
Well, thank you. Where's the conflict?
Sean Hayes
We need that story.
Tim Robbins
Where's the conflict?
Sean Hayes
Well, there could be a bag of money and a gun, you know, I mean,
Tim Robbins
perfect. We Got it.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, yeah, I remember. Tim, I don't know if you remember this. We probably don't. But I've already asked. How did you meet Jason, Sean and Will? How did you guys all meet? We met playing poker. I mean, we kind of knew each other before that, but we really started hanging out when we were playing poker. I was like 27, 28, 29. And you would come over and play poker too, sometimes with us at Cage's house. Yeah. Kyle Gass.
Will Arnett
Yes.
Jason Bateman
That was so wild for me, who just got off the boat from Chicago. I'm like, I'm playing poker with Tim Robbins. I told all my friends it was so cool. I just loved it. It was so wild for me. But you probably don't remember.
Tim Robbins
I do remember those games. Yeah, yeah, yes, absolutely. But there's. There was an element at Cages that, you know. Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Oh, sure.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
Would lead one to forget.
Will Arnett
Yeah, yeah.
Sean Hayes
You'd have to crack a window every once in a while.
Will Arnett
This dude, for the listeners should know that this dude had a. In his living room was dominated by a custom made 12 man poker table.
Tim Robbins
Right.
Will Arnett
And. And he was the bank as well,
Sean Hayes
which served as a kitchen table, the kitchen counter, the dining room.
Will Arnett
Sean, one of the first times, Sean, one of the first times that you came, Sean came in and I think you went all in on like three of your first five hands and you took it, but. And then you were like, oh my God, it's so late. I said, remember, it was Tuesday nights. It was often Tuesday. Like it's Tuesday night, you'd be like, oh, I gotta go. And everybody's like, you're not going anywhere, right?
Jason Bateman
Like, oh, okay, dumbass. Like, I'm great. They want me to stay.
Tim Robbins
I had a running Friday night poker game on Silo.
Jason Bateman
Oh, really?
Tim Robbins
And Common was the, you know, he was the. He was that guy that walks in and goes, I've never played this before.
Sean Hayes
Oh.
Tim Robbins
And all of a sudden. And I. And by the way, I don't. He wasn't bullshitting. He hadn't, you know, he'd be. And of course the cards are going to drop on him.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
And he would win almost every time. It was.
Sean Hayes
Were you playing Texas Hold' Em or dealer's choice?
Tim Robbins
Texas hold'.
Sean Hayes
Em. Yeah.
Will Arnett
God. Remember those games, Will?
Jason Bateman
How do you remember Tuesdays? Like it was Tuesday.
Sean Hayes
Because I know that I thought about the same thing as soon as he
Tim Robbins
said that it was.
Will Arnett
So there were a couple people who came in who had first night luck too. Richter did. Andy Richter did one time and Then I remember, remember 80 miles came in and did the same thing. And. Yeah. I don't know.
Tim Robbins
Tuesday night, Commons went into second and third night. I won the first week hands down. Right. And I realized I can't win everybody week. You know, I can't do.
Sean Hayes
Not a good look. Yeah.
Tim Robbins
So I kind of was an idiot the second night. And that's when Common won. And then he. He went on a string like three or four, five, till Rebecca showed up in the last poker game and she won. So that sounds like fun first night.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
You. You always shoot in London the whole. The whole time? Silo.
Tim Robbins
Silo. Yeah. Yeah. I was over there for three years. Really? I mean, back and forth, but a lot of time over in London in the past five years.
Sean Hayes
How do you like living over there?
Tim Robbins
I loved it.
Jason Bateman
I love it.
Tim Robbins
But I'm gonna love anywhere I'm living right now. It's like, why not think that every place you're in is the best place in the world?
Sean Hayes
Yeah, right, right.
Tim Robbins
There's so much to do in London. There's also a lot to complain about. But I was just like, well, how crazy is my life? How great is my life that I'm being forced to live in one of the world's great cities for, like, almost three years?
Will Arnett
Will.
Sean Hayes
Will doesn't like it much. Will's not a big.
Will Arnett
I love.
Jason Bateman
I love London.
Will Arnett
I love London. I want to ask. I was just thinking about this before we let you go, Tim and jb, Kind of for you too, a little bit, because I remember we were working on my thing with Bradley. I would ask, like, you guys, as actors who are also directors, have such a luxury of working with directors and really good directors. And we get to do that as actors, but also then to do that as director, you get to observe and have that experience with a lot of great directors. How did working with directors as an actor then influence you as a director? It must have, right?
Tim Robbins
Absolutely. Yeah. You know it. So you know what they're going through, you know what their process is. One thing I've also understood is the actor will give you the truth. If you're directing someone and you go in with an idea that you know how the scenes should be played, that's a bad idea because you're cheating yourself from two really good artists that are going to interpret something. And oftentimes when they can't say a line or they keep messing up a line, it means the line needs to be changed. They're the truth through line. The director has to modulate their performances so that it fits into what they're trying to construct. But deep respect for actors, because they're gonna tell you a lot and hopefully they'll tell you in a way that is not upsetting a set or something. Hopefully you have a good relationship and that you can find as much as you can out from them and then guide it towards what your truth is.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, it's really well said. The tricky part sometimes is that the director is somewhat obligated and I would say it's sort of required that they come in with a plan such that everyone who is obligated to follow them has something to follow and there's a strategy to get the call sheet done that day and everything. But oftentimes that plan can be at odds with like, what you're saying, Tim, about how the actor might have a completely different idea or perspective or interpretation of what the scene is about and how it should be played. That could be at odds with some of the plans for the camera work and whatnot that have been in effect for months through prep and tech scouts and all that stuff. So there's a balance to strike there that's often somewhat tense because it's the day you have to shoot it and there's not a lot of room for reinterpretation.
Tim Robbins
Right. That's where you. That's where. That's where your talent as an actor, when you're directly comes in.
Will Arnett
Exactly.
Sean Hayes
To try to talk them into your way.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Do you. Do you guys. Do you guys remember. Good. Do you guys remember moments where you did a scene where you're directing a scene and an actor did something that so surprised you in the best way that you were like, fuck, yeah.
Tim Robbins
Yes, absolutely. Like, mind blowing stuff sometimes, you know, it's like. No, it's like. It's that moment where you go, we don't have to shoot this scene anymore. This is done. This is like that truth has been laid down.
Sean Hayes
Well, you don't need coverage of the other actor because this actor is killing it here. I'm just gonna wanna watch them listen and talk.
Tim Robbins
Yeah.
Will Arnett
The guy's like, wait, Wait a second. Are you turning around?
Jason Bateman
No, no, we got it. We got it.
Sean Hayes
Oh, man.
Will Arnett
Tim, we've taken up way too much of your time, man. What a pleasure, dude.
Tim Robbins
My pleasure.
Sean Hayes
It was very nice of you to come and talk to us.
Tim Robbins
My pleasure.
Will Arnett
Yeah. And Silo season three. Silo season three is happening. It's coming. It's. It's on.
Tim Robbins
Is it on now?
Jason Bateman
It's on right now.
Sean Hayes
You May or may not be in it.
Tim Robbins
Well, I. Now I'm in it. I wasn't in. I wasn't in it till the end of July.
Will Arnett
Right.
Tim Robbins
And now we're somewhere in August.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
And the truth has been revealed. I'm actually alive. And I really love this show. I really stand by it 100%. It's a great, great show. Great writers, great actors, great everything. Crew. Everything was so beautiful about it. I love that at, you know, this stage of my career, I can go to a set and really kind of fall in love again with people. And in that old way you'd had when you were young, you know, you walk on a set and. And you're like, oh, my God, this is the best thing ever. I felt that about these people on Silo. I felt it.
Sean Hayes
That's great.
Jason Bateman
That's so great.
Tim Robbins
I love it. Such a great crew.
Will Arnett
Well, Silo, season three, timrobbins.com it's a multimedia portal. We've been through that.
Tim Robbins
Coming September 1st.
Will Arnett
Coming September 1st. Tim, you're just. You're just a. You're an icon. You're the best.
Jason Bateman
And thanks for the inspirational words today. Some of this really, really cool stuff. Thank you.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Tim Robbins
Thank you, guys. Appreciate it.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. All right.
Will Arnett
Thanks, dude.
Sean Hayes
Enjoy your day. Bye, buddy. The great Tim Robbins.
Will Arnett
Great Tim Robbins. The. The movies he's been in.
Jason Bateman
I know we didn't really talk. I. I. Did you. Did you guys see Arlington Road?
Sean Hayes
Oh, wow. No, I did not. I watched it.
Tim Robbins
Good movie.
Will Arnett
I don't think I ever saw.
Jason Bateman
I mean, I. I haven't seen it such a long time. I remember loving that movie. He plays some, like, psychotic or some. It's, like, about a small town that turns on them or he turns on them.
Sean Hayes
What about Jacob's Ladder? Wait, did one of my friends.
Will Arnett
Did you see it? It sounds like you didn't even see it.
Jason Bateman
I did, and I loved it, but I haven't seen it in decades. It was so.
Sean Hayes
Jacob's Ladder was one of the greatest movies. I have not seen it for years and years and years. I don't know if it holds up, but, man, I bet you it does.
Will Arnett
I bet you it does.
Jason Bateman
And with him in War of the Worlds. Did you see War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise In Spielberg film, right? Yeah. Really good. He was so good.
Will Arnett
Dude, dude, Think about the player, right?
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Remember how groundbreaking that was? The player was amazing.
Sean Hayes
What the. Did we just talk about for an hour?
Jason Bateman
I know.
Sean Hayes
Cover any of this.
Will Arnett
Sorry.
Sean Hayes
I know it's drive that interview.
Jason Bateman
Nobody Was. He was.
Will Arnett
He was teaching us stuff about life, man.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. Just open up your mind, Sean.
Jason Bateman
I love that we're talking.
Will Arnett
Who are you mad at? Me?
Jason Bateman
Yeah, we're. I love that we fan out after he leaves.
Will Arnett
I know, I know. Well, we did.
Sean Hayes
We get shy. Yeah, we get shy.
Will Arnett
I know, because I'm like. I'm like Shawshank Redemption, right?
Jason Bateman
I've seen that movie a hundred thousand times. God, is that so good?
Sean Hayes
And Dead Man Walking. What. What a director.
Will Arnett
By the way, Dead Man Walking is this.
Sean Hayes
I think Sean Penn won the Oscar for that.
Will Arnett
He did.
Jason Bateman
He did. Yeah. I remember when my dog had cancer and I was talking, taking. For his last walk around before we put him down, I said to his face, I said, dead dog walking felt so bad.
Sean Hayes
And he.
Tim Robbins
He laughed.
Sean Hayes
He laughed and he laughed.
Will Arnett
Oh, he laughed that way. In that way. He used to laughter.
Jason Bateman
A poor little Buzzy. Remember Buzzy?
Will Arnett
And he was also in. You know, I was thinking about the other film that he was.
Sean Hayes
Here it comes. Here it comes.
Jason Bateman
Well, I.
Sean Hayes
You could always hear when the. The little turn off the highway. Let's get to the off ramp. Willie, what's the name of the off ramp today?
Will Arnett
It's so sweaty.
Jason Bateman
What is it?
Will Arnett
Yeah. Do you remember that one film? Yeah.
Jason Bateman
What's this one?
Will Arnett
He had a great part of that movie by Fidelity.
Jason Bateman
Oh, God, that is terrible.
Will Arnett
Hi, Hot guy.
Tim Robbins
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Jason Bateman
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Hosts: Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett
Guest: Tim Robbins
Date: August 17, 2026
In this lively and insightful episode of "SmartLess," the hosts welcome acclaimed actor, director, writer, and musician Tim Robbins. Known for his iconic roles in "Bull Durham," "The Player," "Mystic River," and "The Shawshank Redemption," as well as being an Academy Award–winning director, Robbins joins Bateman, Hayes, and Arnett for an improvised conversation that covers everything from his love of baseball and music to his creative process, social activism, and fondness for collaboration. The episode features plenty of laughter, unexpected moments, and meaningful reflections on art, politics, and human connection.
Robbins touches on his writing and directing projects, including an in-progress script and memoir.
Conversation turns to the intersection of acting and directing—how the actor/director relationship benefits when the director trusts the actors’ instincts.
The importance of flexibility and creative collaboration on set:
Robbins discusses moments when actors surprised him during directing:
This episode of "SmartLess" offers a rich mix of laughs, personal stories, industry wisdom, and inspiration from a true Hollywood multi-talent. Tim Robbins’ warmth and candor make this episode a standout, whether you’re a film buff, a creative, or just someone trying to make a positive difference.
Check out TimRobbins.com (launching September 1) for music, archives, upcoming shows, Robbins Radio, and more! Watch "Silo" Season 3 and revisit his classic films for a masterclass in character and storytelling.
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