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Jason Bateman
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Jason Bateman
Welcome to smart.
Will Arnett
Look at your little jay. Look at little flare you got going. You lit that thing.
Jason Bateman
I mean, that's, that's what we get for doing this at four.
Will Arnett
No, it's nice though. It's giving it a nice kind of vibe. Like you got.
Jason Bateman
You like the kick? All right.
Will Arnett
You got a little California vibe. It's real. It's real.
Sean Hayes
Little battle.
Will Arnett
Yeah, it's just nice it's given a real kind of.
Jason Bateman
It's a little bit too much.
Sean Hayes
How do you feel about the afternoon record?
Jason Bateman
I'm not a fan. Yeah, I'm, I'm. I'm done with the day. A couple hours ago.
Charli XCX
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
That's what, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2.
Will Arnett
That's for the whole day, right? I'm just going to quote you.
Jason Bateman
It is, it is a full. It is a work day today for sure. I will admit. I'll get there. I'll get. I'll get it up. I'll get it up now. But Shauna, you're even worse off. You're in New York. So you're. This is, this is. You're well past dinner time. It's seven there.
Sean Hayes
I know it's seven o'.
Jason Bateman
Clock.
Sean Hayes
I have just been going two and
Will Arnett
a half hours past dinner time. Right.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, no, I, I ate when I came home.
Will Arnett
Did you rehearse today?
Sean Hayes
I did for five hours. Boy.
Will Arnett
How'd it go?
Sean Hayes
It's. It's tough. I mean, it's like, you know when you have to concentrate so hard and so specific for so long.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
I don't know, like on.
Will Arnett
It's a different kind of tired.
Sean Hayes
It is. It's brain tired.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. You can't take a moment off. Right. Because listener. He's talking about. He's doing a one man show.
Sean Hayes
Oh, gosh. There we go.
Will Arnett
What's the, what's the show called, Johnny?
Sean Hayes
It's called the Unknown. But we, we, we, we don't. We don. Okay, it's called the Unknown.
Jason Bateman
How is it going to be? It's unknown.
Sean Hayes
It's kind of right there. It's right for, you know, what's the Shawnee.
Will Arnett
What's the name of the theater too? So we can just get it.
Sean Hayes
It's called, it's called the Studio Sea View and it opens January 31st.
Will Arnett
Studio Sea View, January 31st, gang. Get down there.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, you know, the whole like previews and opening. We talked about that before. It's like, if you're selling tickets and people are coming, why do we do the previews and just. It opens January 31st. That's what I say.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Like you know people, right?
Jason Bateman
Because you do sell tickets.
Will Arnett
What's the thing with the preview? Yeah, what's the thing with the previews? What do you think?
Sean Hayes
You know, it's to work out the kinks before it's officially open. But it's like, well, then don't sell tickets. But we are. And so just do rehearsal.
Will Arnett
Call it rehearsal and don't have it.
Sean Hayes
Like, yeah, we're rehearsing for two weeks before we.
Jason Bateman
You know, like, you get a couple weeks of mulligans. Like, don't you dare write a review about this.
Will Arnett
Shooting a bunch of scenes and then you release a rough cut and go. It's just the rough cut. But it's going to theaters.
Sean Hayes
That's right. And then. But. But, Jason, that's when the. That's when the critics come. Are during previews.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
So it's like, what? I don't understand. It's all back.
Will Arnett
So they get the reviews out on opening night.
Sean Hayes
Well, while we're working through our shit, that's when they review the show. Like, I don't know. It doesn't make any sense.
Jason Bateman
Why don't you charge half price for previews?
Sean Hayes
I'll mention that to the producers.
Will Arnett
Sean, can I ask you a question?
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Do you have the balls to change the system?
Sean Hayes
Let's play.
Will Arnett
Let's. Let's write a play called Change. And it's about changing theater system.
Jason Bateman
Charging half price for previews.
Will Arnett
Three full acts, and let's do four months of previews in one week.
Sean Hayes
Oh, my God.
Jason Bateman
That'd be hilarious. Now, Sean, you're. You're. You're. You're finding your brain's working okay, as far as remembering all these lines.
Sean Hayes
Well, you know, that's the scariest part. I have found that I've been told in this rehearsal process that some people have ear. What is it called?
Jason Bateman
Yeah, ear wigs.
Sean Hayes
Earwigs or whatever. And then.
Jason Bateman
Oh, yeah, we had a. We did a. We had a record the other day.
Sean Hayes
Oh, that's right.
Jason Bateman
Now, I wonder. He. I couldn't understand. Was he. Was he implying that the earwig is. Is reading him his lines all the time or just when he goes up,
Will Arnett
someone will whisper, he said for backup. But I do. I know somebody who did an entire run on Broadway with.
Sean Hayes
There's a few people. Yeah. And anyway, so. So I also talk about.
Jason Bateman
What are you going to do? What's. What's going to be your safety net?
Sean Hayes
I'm just going to wing it. Like, I don't know. You're not. But you know what?
Will Arnett
Here's what it is. J.B. he's been. What? He's being very modest. He's been working on it for months. Eight hours. L. Eight hours a day?
Sean Hayes
Yeah, for like three.
Will Arnett
Non. Stop. He is so diligent about that, you know? Sh. He's. He's diligent, if nothing else. No, you are.
Jason Bateman
Now, this is the part that I don't get, though, Shawnee, because you're so. You're so beautifully relaxed about your days, your weeks, your years, your months.
Sean Hayes
You.
Jason Bateman
You know, you don't. You don't. You're. You're fine. You're fine. Relaxing.
Sean Hayes
And you don't think I'm a basket case.
Jason Bateman
Of course, you tend to say no to a lot of things. Okay. Even more than me. Yeah. Yet you say yes to not only a one man show, but another play on the back end of the last thing. And you said you would never be in a show. Do you remember?
Will Arnett
Yeah. Do you remember when he was in London? Remember he was in London and he was like, I'm not doing this again. What am I doing? I remember talking to you like, why am I doing this? I'm so tired. I'm not gonna do this. We were on the show, you were in London. And then a month later you're like, I'm gonna go to New York and do this one, man. I'm gonna do something.
Sean Hayes
Well, because I. Because if you. If you read the script, you'd be like, well, you're an idiot if you don't do this, because there's never been anything like it. I mean, it's the most incredible thing I've ever read. I mean, it's incredible.
Jason Bateman
Oh, all right. All right. Well, good.
Will Arnett
He's inspired. He's inspired.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, I like the challenge.
Will Arnett
That's good.
Sean Hayes
But, you know, then.
Will Arnett
Then it's nice that you're still inspired.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, a little bit.
Jason Bateman
So.
Sean Hayes
But I talk about changing the system. On stage is the only, like, theater's the only place you don't have a stand in. So TV and film actors have stand ins while they light the scenes so they can go rehearse or whatever. But theater, I was like, why don't you have a stand in during tech week? Why don't I have to stand there for 14 hours? Well, you like the show. I'm tired. Anyway, moving on.
Jason Bateman
You don't like hitting your marks and setting the lights and all that stuff,
Will Arnett
but maybe that process will help cement it.
Sean Hayes
That's what it's there for, I'm sure.
Will Arnett
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sean Hayes
Guys, my guest today is one of those people who was just kind of born cool, right? Like, came out of the womb in dark sunglasses. She was performing at illegal warehouse parties as a teenager and her parents came with her. Not dropped her off, but, like, went inside. She's British. Her stage name came from an old online scream name. It basically meant kiss me. She has synesthesia. So music is in colors in her head. I want to talk to her about that. And she's been behind some of the biggest pop hits of the last decade. But in the summer of 2024, she had a moment so big, it jumped out of music and into the American presidential election. She's wildly talented, beautiful, unapologetically herself, but most people know her as one word, brat. It's the amazing Charli xcx.
Jason Bateman
Hello.
Charli XCX
Oh, hello.
Sean Hayes
Look at her go. Hi, everybody.
Charli XCX
Hello.
Sean Hayes
How are you?
Charli XCX
I'm good, thank you. How are you?
Sean Hayes
Good. Are you in a kitchen somewhere?
Charli XCX
It sort of sounds like it, doesn't it? No, I'm in this. I don't know what this is. It's a room.
Sean Hayes
It's a medical place.
Charli XCX
This behind me. Basically, that's all that's going on.
Jason Bateman
Are there cadavers in there? Listener? There's a metal wall behind her.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. Shiny metal. Yeah. How I'm so. Thanks for being here. This is so cool.
Charli XCX
Thank you for having me.
Sean Hayes
Where are you? Were you just filming something or something?
Charli XCX
Yes, I'm sorry I was late.
Jason Bateman
Oh, good.
Charli XCX
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Are you in London?
Charli XCX
No, I'm in la. I'm in LA right now.
Sean Hayes
Okay.
Jason Bateman
Are you liking what you're filming?
Charli XCX
Well, yeah, I mean, it's just. I'm doing promo for a movie, so I'm kind of. This is my first time doing promo for a film.
Sean Hayes
Is this the mockumentary or is this the other one?
Charli XCX
Yes, it's the mockumentary.
Sean Hayes
This movie looks awesome.
Jason Bateman
Tell us about it.
Sean Hayes
What's it called? Yeah, tell it.
Charli XCX
It's called the Moment, and it's basically a. It's kind of a revisionist of 2024.
Sean Hayes
And A24 is producing it?
Charli XCX
Yeah, A24 are producing it. And it's basically a. Yeah, it's like a satirical mockumentary about my first arena tour.
Sean Hayes
Right.
Charli XCX
And yeah, it's like a music industry satire very much in the realm of this is Spinal Tap and kind of opening night.
Sean Hayes
Right. It looks hilarious.
Jason Bateman
So you're sort of playing like a version of yourself.
Charli XCX
Yes, correct. Correct. A version of her.
Jason Bateman
How are you liking that? Is it because that necessitates sort of doing some. Like. Are you. Do you have to make yourself look foolish? Do you have to make yourself look different than what you truly are at times? Like, how does all that work?
Charli XCX
Well, I mean, my character is a real bitch, and everybody already thinks that I am one, so that's totally fine.
Jason Bateman
Who said that?
Charli XCX
Google it. It's out there.
Sean Hayes
Babes, Is it really?
Charli XCX
Yeah, yeah.
Jason Bateman
No, it's not.
Sean Hayes
No.
Charli XCX
No, but. No, it's. It's. Yeah, it was like a really. It was kind of an amazing process, and we were really lucky to work with some, like, a fucking awesome cast. Like, Alexander Skarsgrd is just absolutely incredible in the film.
Sean Hayes
Was any of it scripted, or is it really all improv?
Charli XCX
No, it was scripted, but we really did go off on a lot of improv. I mean, we had some really incredible comedians in the film as well, like Kate Balant and Jamie Demetriou, who are just. I mean, it's like their bread and butter. They're so. It's so effortless for them.
Sean Hayes
And your idea, or whose idea was it?
Charli XCX
The idea. It was based on an idea by me. Yeah. I guess I'd been approached to do a. Like, a more traditional tour film where, you know, we were gonna, like, film one of my shows. And I was kind of more interested in, like, subverting the form and taking that kind of traditional medium and then flipping it into something that felt just a bit more subversive and kind of more aligned with the work that I generally.
Jason Bateman
That's super smart. Like, you're not taking it too seriously. And it's kind of like Spinal Tap, you were saying, right?
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Charli XCX
Yeah. And I'm definitely not the hero of the story, which is very accurate to sort of my time in the music industry. I think you guys.
Sean Hayes
You guys have to watch the trailer.
Jason Bateman
Who directed it?
Charli XCX
Aidan Zemeri directed the film. It's his debut feature.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, that's cool.
Charli XCX
He's really incredible and has done a lot of music videos in the past.
Jason Bateman
How did you like the whole filming process? I mean, is that. Cause it can be long days, right? Yeah.
Charli XCX
I mean, this film was really on kind of like, an expedited timeline. I mean, we wrote the first draft in a week, and then after that, we. That was. We handed in the first draft sort of New Year's Eve, and then we were shooting by March, so it was very, like, fast. Very, very fast, as was the shoot itself. You know, sort of like five weeks and kind of, like really light hardcore hitting it. Yeah.
Jason Bateman
And did you already have. Was it. Was it done during one of your tours, or did you have to, like, get a whole stage together and do all that stuff, too?
Charli XCX
Yeah, yeah, we. We made a whole stage, and the stage is very kind of, like, not what I would actually do on tour.
Sean Hayes
So it's not real footage from the. From your tour?
Charli XCX
No, there's no tour there's no tour footage in it at all, so.
Sean Hayes
What about the crowds? You got this big crowd.
Charli XCX
We filmed. We film. Well, I don't. You know, Movie magic, guys. Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Good. Okay. That would be a bummer to have to do all that stuff in front of all those people and, like, waiting and throwing stuff at you.
Charli XCX
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
For God's sake, take a sip of your tea.
Charli XCX
Take a sip of your tea. It's really hot, actually. Is. What's going on? I'm just kind of blowing on it.
Jason Bateman
You got time.
Sean Hayes
So are you. So right. So lick it. You picked your name when you were really young. I know you probably. I've never heard this answer, but please, like, for me and our listener, tell me, like, how did you come up with the name?
Jason Bateman
Oh, and for me, too. I'm an old man. Help me.
Charli XCX
Well, yeah, it was my MSN screen name.
Sean Hayes
And that's really good.
Will Arnett
That's really good.
Charli XCX
I just kind of went with that. I stuck with that. And.
Sean Hayes
And it's just a kiss thing. Like Cage.
Charli XCX
It's Charlie Kiss. Yeah. I think, like, when I was a lot younger, I was sort of really kind of, like, insecure about it being too boring, so I sort of tried to, like, make it stand for much more, like, X rated version, but it didn't stick because it wasn't the truth. So. Yeah.
Sean Hayes
And, dudes, does anybody call you Charlotte anymore?
Charli XCX
No. No one does, actually.
Sean Hayes
Not even family?
Will Arnett
No.
Charli XCX
Everyone calls me Charlie. Yeah.
Jason Bateman
How about Chuck? Ever Chuck?
Charli XCX
You know, actually, a lot of my American friends do say Chuck.
Jason Bateman
I would. I love anybody I know that's Charles or Charlie. I always go to Chuck. I don't know why.
Charli XCX
I get Chuck and I get Chuckles quite a lot. Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Very good. Do you remember? Of course you do. This is my Chris Farley version. Do you remember that day you tweeted kamala is brat, and then Jay, do you remember that?
Charli XCX
I do.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. And then Kamala's whole, like, campaign became the color of your album.
Jason Bateman
That started with you, Charlie.
Charli XCX
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Come on.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
You didn't start.
Sean Hayes
Because the name of the album's brat.
Charli XCX
Okay.
Jason Bateman
See, I'm very old.
Charli XCX
Don't worry, Jason. It's fine. It was only a cultural phenomenon.
Sean Hayes
But by the way, I'm a big fan and I know this old timer
Jason Bateman
doesn't get past, you know, I still need to watch Sopranos, so. So wait, you did not come up with the term brat. I'm assuming brat was a. Was a. Was a term. Was a phrase. Or did you start? Did you start?
Charli XCX
Yeah, it's the name of my album.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, but you got it into the main, like in the.
Charli XCX
So my. My. My album was an album where the COVID is green, right? Lime green, with the word brat on it. And that was something that was sort of like adopted by a lot of people on the Internet, eventually by Carmela after I did that tweet. And then it became sort of part of, like, the conversation to be brat or not be brat.
Jason Bateman
No, that part. That part I definitely. I woke up for. For sure.
Charli XCX
I mean, who knows? It doesn't sound like you're up for a lot, mate.
Jason Bateman
It found me in my hole. But no, wait, there's a better way to say that. But when you put the title of it originally on your album, was it already a phrase that was kind of in the lexicon? Or did you bring.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, you created.
Charli XCX
I mean, the word brat existed, but it wasn't a classical sense. Yes, yes, but. But no, it wasn't. I don't think, at least that it was in the lexicon in that. In the way that it.
Jason Bateman
In the way that it became associated with people just kind of owning it.
Sean Hayes
I mean, that's so cool.
Jason Bateman
Right? Which is kind of what it kind of became. Yeah.
Will Arnett
Okay.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. And then all the hits, man, off that album. I mean, so many effing hits. It's crazy.
Charli XCX
Thank you.
Sean Hayes
You know the 360 Apple? What are they? Von Von Dutch? Von Dutch. Hello Goodbye was on the. On the. On the Extent. Like the deluxe version.
Charli XCX
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Wow.
Charli XCX
Justice for very little known track, Hello Goodbye.
Sean Hayes
I like hello Goodbye. I like it a lot.
Jason Bateman
Wait, do they still call those things B sides?
Charli XCX
It's. It's not technically a B side, but it was.
Sean Hayes
It's like a deluxe version again, just like you. Deluxe. So you grew up in Essex, right? I can't picture you as a kid. What were you like at school growing up with this talent that you had at such a young age? You know, I just find. Cause your dad's Scottish and your mom's Indian. Did one culture. Did one, like, feel more present than the other? You know what I mean? Was it different at school for you?
Charli XCX
I mean, they were both sort of present culturally and also not. You know, I think I kind of lived this life where, like, I would go and see my mom's side of the family at the weekend. And when I was sort of around them, I would always kind of feel, I suppose, more white because I guess I didn't entirely perhaps connect with certain parts of the culture that I wasn't always present for. You know?
Sean Hayes
Right, right.
Charli XCX
And then I think in school, I would often feel more brown, you know, and more Indian, just because I think a lot of my school friends, their only kind of reference point for an Indian person was Apu from the Simpsons, you know, So I would feel very kind of like, you know, and that would be like, a joke for them. So I would be a bit like, I couldn't really connect there, and I couldn't really connect with my mom's family. So it was, you know, but it was sort of like that kind of a, like, slight displacement type thing, you know?
Jason Bateman
And what was like the. Was it was the toughest age for you. The same as. As it is for. Certainly for me, for most people, like, like, seventh grade, eighth grade, like, 13, 14, like, that's when I found kids are the meanest. And, like, my feelings got hurt the most. And I was. And I was scarred the most. And I still hold on. My point is, I hold on to certain things that really scarred me back then, but actually gave me a bit of a thicker skin to be able to hand. Like, I didn't have this sort of clarity back then. But in retrospect, there is sort of, I guess, a benefit to going through some of the tough sledding that happens at that age. And certainly, like, if you have an older sibling, when they kind of, like, tease you and stuff. In retrospect, now, being the old timer that I am, I do look back at. And having kids of my own now, I do sort of see the stuff they go through as, like, it helped me a lot. I didn't see it at the time. Do you find that it helped shape you and the kind of music you make now?
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Charli XCX
I mean, I don't have any siblings, so I didn't. I actually think not having siblings actually means that you miss out on a lot of conflict. And I mean that in, like, actually a bad way. Like, I think my friends who have siblings are so much better at conflict, as in, they don't kind of amplify it up into this huge, dramatic thing. It's just they're able to move through it a lot more quickly than I am because they know how to diffuse it, you know?
Jason Bateman
Yeah. And as an only child, you're sort of protected and you're coddled and it's all about you.
Charli XCX
Yeah. And then also, it's like the only people you really have to really fight with is your parents, who are this, you know, figure of authority in a way. So the kind of. The clash feels like far more Drastic. And there isn't like a sibling to kind of, you know, just diffuse it a bit and make it feel less of a big deal. So it feels really gigantic. Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Does that mean that you would love to have more than one kid? Or do you. Or would you like to have a kid that has the same sort of experience as you where it's the only child and then you get to just kind of nurture and protect and.
Charli XCX
I actually don't really want to have kids.
Jason Bateman
No. None.
Will Arnett
You don't.
Sean Hayes
Wait, why?
Charli XCX
You know, who knows? That could change.
Sean Hayes
It's none of my business.
Jason Bateman
But Shani, you've never really had any interest in.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, I mean, I've said it a million times that I want to want to have kids, but. And my husband Scotty grew up an only child. And you can use this phrase. He always says I was spoiled but not rotten.
Charli XCX
Right.
Sean Hayes
So he was always. He has to learn how. He had to learn everything that you're saying, like how to diffuse conflict and all that stuff. But, yeah, I was. You know what's. I'm sat in the middle million times on this show that I'd rather regret not having kids than have them and regret it later.
Charli XCX
Right, right, right.
Sean Hayes
Because you never know what you're gonna get. Like, they roll the dice. Do you ever see the show Intervention? It's like, if I had a kid, that's where they would end up, like dragging me through the street, like fucking drug addict.
Jason Bateman
They would be great.
Charli XCX
I mean, I know what you mean. It's like I love like the fantasy of having a child. Like. Like naming it sounds so fun. But I'm like, that is exactly assigned me as to why I should not have one. The fact that feels like the coolest part about it. Right. Maybe I'm not ready, you know, but
Jason Bateman
you know, all that could change if you. You might. I mean, I'm sort of. I guess I'm backing into giving myself a half assed compliment here, but my wife did not want to have kids. So the story goes. So she tells.
Sean Hayes
And she didn't. And you adopted yours.
Jason Bateman
And she said once. Once. Once we started going out and she met. She was like, okay, I think I can have a kid with this guy. So you might find somebody.
Charli XCX
Well, I'm married, so there we go.
Jason Bateman
I gotta read a newspaper.
Charli XCX
You know, it's okay.
Jason Bateman
That's why you're here.
Charli XCX
I was enjoy. I knew immediately, like, where you were gonna go. I knew my response. I was really looking forward to it.
Jason Bateman
Your next husband, you're Gonna want kids.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, exactly.
Jason Bateman
Let me finish, Charlie.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. We'll be right back.
Jason Bateman
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Sean Hayes
But wait, though. This is really cool. This is so wild. I did not know this, that. So when you start, for starting out, all the illegal warehouses. This is what I read. All the illegal warehouses that you would go to, you would go to raves and you would what, perform there and your parents would not just drop you up, they would go inside with you.
Charli XCX
Yeah, right. I mean, I was so lucky. They were very supportive at the time. I was like, this is so lame. Like, they're cramping my style. But, you know, they were obviously just very, very supportive. I feel very lucky.
Sean Hayes
And so you would play shows at these raves, right?
Charli XCX
Yes.
Jason Bateman
Are they still involved with your career? There's a lot of musicians that still have parents that are involved in career, very successful.
Charli XCX
Mine aren't, but they're still, you know, they're very. They're very proud and they're very supportive. But they're not involved in. In my career. No.
Jason Bateman
Do they ever give you notes on your music? Do they like your music?
Charli XCX
They used my. My dad used to love throwing out some suggestions. Yes, Very, very.
Jason Bateman
Anything useful. Anything useful ever.
Charli XCX
You know, I think it's like, I feel bad for him because I think it's one of those things where even if it was the most amazing idea ever, I think purely because. And this is. He used to do this when I was a lot younger, like, purely because he was my dad, that he was always gonna get the.
Jason Bateman
No.
Charli XCX
You know what I mean?
Sean Hayes
Right, right.
Charli XCX
But I'm sure, you know, he's a smart guy. I'm sure he probably does have good song ideas up there.
Sean Hayes
Can you tell Jason about the story about your dad? Somebody tried to sell drugs to your dad at one of the raves.
Charli XCX
Right. This was actually my mom. Someone tried to sell some drugs to my mom at rave.
Will Arnett
Can you hear me?
Sean Hayes
Yes.
Jason Bateman
Oh, Will, I gotta say so. So, listener, we've gone 17 minutes without Will Arnett. And it's really been great. Hasn't it?
Sean Hayes
Kind of been breezy.
Jason Bateman
It's like, this is a very useful experiment. Willie, if you ever have an illness or something like that, we're good.
Sean Hayes
We got you.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. Or not, if you're actually cooking. Great.
Will Arnett
I can't believe. This is, like, my worst nightmare.
Sean Hayes
Oh, please don't worry. We're here for you.
Charli XCX
What's happening over there? You okay?
Will Arnett
No. I'm having a stressful day. Charlie. Do I call you Charlie?
Charli XCX
You kind of.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, we've covered it.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, we covered it.
Will Arnett
I've had. Charlie, can I just say, I've had a really. I shared with the boys. I won't get into it, but I've had a really stressful day. On a personal level, it's been a very.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna get into it after.
Jason Bateman
Insert joke here.
Will Arnett
No, well, there was an insert joke.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Part of the problem.
Sean Hayes
He's still got it anyway. He still got it.
Will Arnett
Charlie, I'm sorry to have missed it. This is not. This is unlike me. I'm usually pretty good about this kind
Charli XCX
of stuff, but anyway, don't you worry. It's so fun.
Sean Hayes
Everybody's got, like, you know, this is one of the best episodes because Charlie was a little late. You were a little late. I'm always a little late.
Jason Bateman
I avoided a little teasing that Will undoubtedly would have given me for really having my head up my ass about Charlie. And like all granted, Granddad here needed a little update.
Sean Hayes
He didn't know she was the she born the term brat, you know, with Kamala Harris and all that. Like, she was.
Will Arnett
I don't think I knew that either. I know who you are. I'm very aware of your music and who you are. It should be noted.
Charli XCX
Don't you worry.
Jason Bateman
I'm still listening to Steely Dan. Charlie.
Charli XCX
Yeah, and that's cool.
Jason Bateman
This is the problem.
Charli XCX
That's. That's cool.
Sean Hayes
Wait, I just. I just thought it was funny. I was talking. Well, I was talking about how Charlie. Charlie's parents used to go with her to the raves that she performed at, like, all these parties.
Will Arnett
That's fun.
Sean Hayes
And that is.
Jason Bateman
And her mom. Her mom was offered a baggie of.
Charli XCX
Of. Well, of mdma, but she thought that they said mdf, as in the wood that you can buy to, like, panel a wall. And my dad was like, we could use some of that, but I don't know how we're gonna fit it in the car. And the guy was kind of like. Like, wait, like, how much do you want to buy?
Jason Bateman
You know?
Charli XCX
And I just. I thought it was a very, like, sweet story.
Jason Bateman
He's got a lot of tolerance. He can handle a lot.
Will Arnett
Yeah, that would be really Useful for us, actually, if I think about it at the house, what we could use.
Jason Bateman
By the way, this might be inappropriate, but I am hearing a lot about MDMA again. Getting back to being an old timer here. I'm hearing it's. It's quite the thing. And it's. It's a lot of.
Sean Hayes
Is that the horse tranquilizer thing?
Jason Bateman
I think it's kind of like ecstasy.
Will Arnett
Kind of like what ecstasy used to be. Right, Right.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, I'm. I had a little of that back. Way back in the day. And I'm hearing this MDMA is. Is a. Is a good time. I'm not advocating trying it or doing it, kids, but I hear it's a new. It's a new thing.
Charli XCX
Well, they do MDMA therapy now, I think. Right. Which is not something that I've tried,
Sean Hayes
but I've never tried it. Have you?
Will Arnett
I believe it. In therapy. Like a Friday night therapy. You know what I mean?
Jason Bateman
One night with like a little side car of. Of Tito's.
Will Arnett
Whatever it is that you like.
Sean Hayes
Whatever.
Will Arnett
Whatever makes it go down a little better, you know?
Jason Bateman
Gotcha.
Sean Hayes
Okay, so wait, so I want to know. Okay, so I want to talk about, like, get an amusing stuff. So do you remember the first time? Because I find your story so fascinating that you were so young and you started. You discovered you had this talent at such a young age and you were kind of like a superstar and you flew under the radar. And then, you know, I knew you probably, like the world knew you with I love it, I don't care. Like, that song was so huge. And no, I only did I don't care. I love it. But you weren't really featured in the video, which I thought was weird. And so what was that like, knowing you wrote this song and this was your song, but was having the success without your face on it, kind of, so to speak.
Charli XCX
Yeah, no, I mean, it was funny. I had a really sort of like, strange career in that, like, I. I was kind of like doing a lot of stuff and had some really, really big hits, but I was often either the writer of the song or the feature of the song, and so nobody really knew who I was. So I did exactly as you just said. Like, completely fly under the radar. Like, I was like going to cool shit, like, working with incredible people, traveling the world, but was also kind of completely anonymous. So it was very. It was like, interesting and very actually useful, I think for me, especially with my previous record, Brat, which really did kind of like open me to a much wider audience. Massive I think had I not had that experience back in like 2013, 2014 of these, like, honestly, like, big chart topping songs, I probably would be like, totally like off my head right now because I wouldn't really be prepared. Do you know what I mean?
Sean Hayes
Right, right.
Charli XCX
So. And I would be like a complete nightmare, which maybe I still am, I don't know, but do you know what I mean? No. You're not really indulging.
Sean Hayes
You're not.
Charli XCX
So, yeah, it was interesting and it's kind of like over those years from then to now have sort of like built my audience sort of in a very kind of slow, like, organic way. So, yeah, it's been a kind of interesting path.
Sean Hayes
And tell me, tell these gu. Just go ahead. You have free reign to brag all the artists you've written songs for. Not all, but like the.
Jason Bateman
So you'll write. You'll write songs for other artists all the time that you don't necessarily want to perform yourself.
Charli XCX
Yes.
Sean Hayes
Big hit songs.
Charli XCX
Yeah. Like, okay, Selena Gomez, Iggy Azalea, Camila Cabello.
Sean Hayes
Camila Cabello.
Charli XCX
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Wow.
Sean Hayes
Shawn Mendes. Right.
Charli XCX
Blunt, randomly.
Will Arnett
Do you write them for them or you write them thinking that you might do it? Or they just become a. You're like, hey, I've got a song that I've written. Or somebody comes to you and says,
Jason Bateman
charlie, hey, I've got an idea. Do this for me.
Will Arnett
Or can you just write me a song?
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Charli XCX
How does that work? It goes every way. All of those ways are options. Sometimes it's kind of like a, we need songs for XYZ artists and this is what they want. This is what they want to say. And then sometimes it's like, I'll write a song and I'll be like, oh, I thought this was for me. But actually I don't think I should sing like a sort of flamenco sounding pop song because that doesn't make sense for me as an artist.
Jason Bateman
And what you're writing is the music or the lyrics or both in these cases.
Charli XCX
I write the lyrics and the top line, which is sort of the melody that the singer sings.
Jason Bateman
Right.
Sean Hayes
Incredible. Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Cause I was surprised a few years ago. I learned that it's. It's not that uncommon for some of the biggest stars in the world to not write anything ever. It's all incoming. They're just the sing. I don't mean to belittle it, but they only do the singing and everything else is kind of taken care of. Yeah.
Charli XCX
But you know what? It's like, it's funny I think there's a real stigma against that. You know, like, that. That sort of in some ways, like, makes those people less of an artist. But I don't really agree with that. I think there's like. Like different types of artistry. Like, there's someone who's. There's like a great performer versus a great writer versus a great entertainer versus a really like, unbelievable vocalist. I think there's would also be like the.
Jason Bateman
The equivalent. Sorry, it would be the equivalent of like an. An actor just acting versus somebody who's also who writes and directs and produces as well as act. It's like, it's. It's really cool that you can do all of those things.
Charli XCX
Yeah, I mean, I. Yeah, I enjoy it.
Sean Hayes
I mean, wait till this movie comes out. I mean, like.
Jason Bateman
And how did that. How did that. Were one of your par. Were your parents musically inclined that they kind of put the bug in you?
Charli XCX
No, not really. How did you find it? I think it was. It was. I just. I played piano.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Charli XCX
Growing up, I was sort of studying classical piano and I. When I was younger, I had no interest in classical music at all. I didn't think it was cool. I didn't get it. Now I feel completely different. I love classical music, but at the time I really didn't relate to it and I thought it was kind of embarrassing that I was doing it. So instead I really was trying to write pop songs and chords and kind of escape out of this classical stuff that I was learning.
Will Arnett
But that background in that must have helped you sort of songwriting wise. Yes.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. Elton John talks about that, how that informed a lot of his writing.
Charli XCX
You know what, it's interesting because when I was studying classical music, I was really basically just doing it to pass the grades, like the classical grades. And each grade you would have to learn three pieces of music. And then you would do an exam where you would play the pieces of music and you would also do sight reading. And another test. I can't remember what it was, but I actually couldn't read music. I always really had like trouble reading the music and playing what was there. So I would spend an entire year, like, learning and practicing these pieces by ear instead of like actually just being able to pick up any piece of music and read it.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, it's called like the Suzuki Method.
Charli XCX
Yeah, sure. I think so. Yeah. And so, like, I. So I like, couldn't really, like, read any other music. So I actually have a really like, low level knowledge of classical music. So when Elton John's like, oh, yeah, for me, it really helped. That's probably because he's obviously fucking Elton John and can probably play, you know, any single thing ever. But I could only really hear things by ear.
Sean Hayes
Right. And. And also like it to the extent you feel comfortable talking about synesthesia, because I think it's fascinating. Do you guys know what that is?
Jason Bateman
No, it's.
Will Arnett
Where is it where you see music
Sean Hayes
is that you see color. You see music in color. Oh, really? So can you describe that and how you first found out you had that and how you use it today?
Charli XCX
Yeah, I mean, it's funny. It's like. I think it's not just about music. It can be. I don't know. Some people might be, like, see the days of the week in colors. It's a kind of color association to a thing. And different people have different stuff.
Will Arnett
I have that.
Sean Hayes
You have that?
Will Arnett
Yeah, for certain things, I have colors, but I've never thought about it, but yeah.
Sean Hayes
Really? Wow.
Will Arnett
For days of the week. You said days of the week. Days of the week have colors for me.
Jason Bateman
Wow. You've just been diagnosed by Charlie and you didn't even know.
Will Arnett
I didn't know. Yeah.
Sean Hayes
And so do you put. Do you put.
Jason Bateman
What color's Wednesday?
Will Arnett
Pink.
Sean Hayes
What, you just made that up?
Will Arnett
No. Thursday's green Friday's orange Saturday's blue Sunday's yellow Monday's blue Are Fridays you're in love Tuesday's red Fridays you're in love
Sean Hayes
by the Cure I don't care what
Jason Bateman
it's gonna cost us too.
Will Arnett
But anyway, sorry, but it's not as evolved as yours.
Charli XCX
No. I mean, so it's basically just. For me, it's like when I first started realizing that I guess I had it and I didn't really know what it was, when I was sort of figuring it out was when I was working with producers, and I would sort of say, like, can you make this sound more blue or more purple? And I wouldn't quite be able to articulate specifically, like, the sound design that I needed, but I just knew that it needed to sound purple. And then when the producer would help generate that sound, I would say, like, that's it.
Jason Bateman
That's my purple.
Charli XCX
That's purple or whatever.
Jason Bateman
And so now do you have to work with that producer all the time?
Charli XCX
Well, yeah, I mean, I do work with the same people quite a lot. I mean, they know. They definitely, definitely know, like, what I mean when I say certainly.
Will Arnett
Have you ever. Have you ever tried, like. I don't know how to explain this. Have you ever, like, Listened to music or listened to one of your own songs and tried to paint it as you listen to it?
Sean Hayes
Yeah, I was gonna ask that.
Charli XCX
I haven't actually, but I think I do sort of like see it kind of. And when I listen to other music, I kind of like, I see it in a way. I'm like, oh, this song evokes this color immediately.
Sean Hayes
And do you ever reverse engineer that? And for inspiration, when you write a song like, you know, we always ask a lot of musicians what comes first, the lyrics of the music. Do you ever see a color first and then music comes from that?
Charli XCX
More recently, no. It's really generated specifically by when I hear sound, then I start thinking about color. But on this last record, to be honest, a lot of the songs were generated from like lyrical based ideas. Like I was really leading with lyrics.
Will Arnett
Is that new? Is that like a departure from.
Charli XCX
Yeah, yeah. Cause I used to kind of write phonetically where I would sort of go into the booth and just kind of record like a. Kind of like a ad lib track where I'd be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah. And then I would fit like lyrics to the vowel sounds that I was creating. But now, yeah, more recently I'm becoming much more lyric led because I think on the last record I had some really specific stories that I wanted to tell. And I didn't feel. I don't know, I just felt like I really wanted to kind of throw out any tropes that I had previously used in the past. I particularly wasn't interested in rhyme with this record. I just wanted to say the direct dialogue from my brain in the way that I would text a friend. I think that became kind of the tone of the record.
Will Arnett
So are you doing it on piano based on your sort of your history with piano? Do you ever do that?
Charli XCX
To be honest, no. My music is very electronic and kind of, especially on the last record, like very like club based dance music. So I wasn't really going to the piano too much.
Jason Bateman
But given what you were saying about how you're much more lyric driven right now, there's certain things that you really like talking about and saying and communicating. How important is it to you that people hear every word in the lyrics? Cause like, I'll try to follow lyrics and you know, some folks, they. They don't, they don't really, you know, they won't screw up the song to enunciate, you know. Cause sometimes it sounds better. Just kind of, just kind of mumble it out. And I get that.
Charli XCX
Yeah.
Will Arnett
But you're like, motherfucker, I want to hear what you're saying.
Jason Bateman
Then you look on Apple Music for the lyrics.
Sean Hayes
Right, right, right. I do that, too.
Charli XCX
I don't. Yeah, I don't really care about enunciation, to be honest. I think it's. If you.
Sean Hayes
Overrated.
Charli XCX
Yeah, it's overrated. And also, I'd love to hear, you know, your interpretation of what I'm saying rather than what I'm actually saying, because, you know, no one fact checks anyway anymore. So it's sort of fun to just play into it.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, sorry, Sean, go ahead.
Sean Hayes
No, I was just gonna say, how do you know when a song. I don't think we've ever asked this of any musician on the show. How do you know when a song is done? Because it's like in film editing, you could just do it forever. Like, you could just tweak and tweak and tweak. So for you, when you write all these massive hit songs, this long list of all these huge songs, how do you know when you're done?
Charli XCX
I mean, I think it's different for everyone, but for me, I mean, people can go for ages on a song as well and really, like, chip back into it over and over again in the way that you would with an edit.
Will Arnett
But.
Charli XCX
But for me, that's my nightmare. I think there's a real charm in spontaneity, and that's a big part of my process as an artist, as a writer. It's really that instinctual kind of first reaction to something that there's something almost charming and naive to it sometimes, you know, when you're a kid and you're coming up with ideas, like, if a kid writes a song, sometimes they could say something so profound and actually really surreal and abstract that as an adult, it might take you a while to kind of think of or something, and then it might even feel too forced. I feel like that's. For me, it's the same when I'm writing. I'm like, the first idea is often just way more, I don't know, unique than when I've sat down and really thought about it for a while. So I really try and just capture the moment in that kind of a way.
Will Arnett
Do you know when you have finished a song, do you ever get that sense where you go, this is a hit song. I can feel it. And for real, I mean, you must have this.
Charli XCX
I do, but it's like those ones are always the ones that actually end up sucking. You know what I mean? It's like, I mean, it's like, I'm sure I don't know if you guys have the. When you're writing or when you're performing. If ever you think you kill it, you probably didn't. You know what I mean? It's like one of those moments all the time. Yeah.
Jason Bateman
And also if it's immediately, if it's immediately catchy, you can get sick of it really quick. And those are the ones that are probably too simplistic or the public might get tired of too fast and it doesn't involve possibly.
Charli XCX
I also think it's funny. I think we're in this kind of new era of creativity as a whole. I definitely feel this way about writing songs. I don't know how you guys feel about this, but I think we live in such a reference heavy world now that I think things can kind of become catchy or earworms or something that you want to revisit for other reasons outside of maybe they're really dynamically written or the melody is technically good. It could actually be just be you're referencing something that's so within the zeitgeist that that itself is like the hook of it. And I think that's a really interesting way of writing. Like it's more like topical writing.
Will Arnett
Well, I think that that probably happens a lot. We have like, think about all the, you know, the songs that we love sort of for nostalgic reasons. Right. That other people might be like, yeah, that song doesn't really mean much to me.
Jason Bateman
You're like, really?
Will Arnett
Doesn't it remind you of that summer when we were 17? They're like, no, not really. Sorry.
Charli XCX
Right? Yeah, for sure.
Jason Bateman
And we will be right back.
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Jason Bateman
What's the turnaround time for a song? Because, like, if you were trying to follow trend with film, it'd be a fool's name. Aaron. Because it takes about a year to turn a movie around from when you start it, to cut it, to release it. I mean, at a, at a, at a minimum, how long does it take to turn a song around?
Charli XCX
I could like a. A day. I mean, I mean, not even. I mean, sometimes you write, I wrote I love it in 30 minutes, which is the one that you were singing amazingly. But it's not. That's not me being like, aren't I amazing? I mean, the lyrics are like on repeat. It's not, you know what I mean? It's like, but it's just, I think it's just like we have this saying, like me and a couple of my collaborators, where it's like, you have to dare to suck, right? And like, sometimes in like daring to suck, actually the most fucking like universal genius idea comes out where you're just being stupid.
Will Arnett
I've been daring to suck my whole life, if I'm being honest.
Sean Hayes
If I was sitting in a studio and I was writing, I mean, I could. 360 Apple.
Will Arnett
Whatever.
Jason Bateman
Whatever.
Sean Hayes
But. But since you said it, I love it. I don't care. And I would be like, guys, what about this? I love it. I don't care. I wouldn't have the confidence to be like, yeah, I think that's gonna work. You know what I mean?
Charli XCX
That's it, right? It's like. It's like commitment to the bit, you know, It's. That's. That's all it is. It's like, if I, like, came to you guys with my tail between my legs and, like, sung those words.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Charli XCX
Like, whatever. But if I, like, tell you, no, this is the, like, the shit. And it's so good. And, like, it's. Even if you think it's dumb, it's like. That's the point.
Will Arnett
I'm so inspired by you right now.
Sean Hayes
It is. I mean, I am, too, but. Where did you get that from, Charlie?
Jason Bateman
Yeah. And that's a great environment to provide for the people around you like that. You must. You must enjoy that leadership position of creating harmony in your work so it feels safe and there's no bad ideas. We can be foolish.
Charli XCX
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think. Yeah, it's fun. I think there's this idea that I sometimes disagree with, that making good art has to be hard. And sometimes I really disagree with that. But sometimes I'm like, no, I'm in paint, and I'm a real artist. And I like to kind of pendulum swing between both of those things, but I don't know. I think. Yeah, it's funny. I'm always very. I have always been very interested in, like, the connectivity between high and low. That's always just been, like, something that's been really inspiring to me. And I think that whole, like, daring to suck mentality, it's very sort of like, I don't know, like, factory war. Holy. In a way, it's like, paint the soup. Just fucking paint it.
Will Arnett
Yeah. Well, what. I think that it's also about the idea of, like. I remember having this teacher once, years ago, telling me, like, art is absence of ego. Like, if you can get to the place where you're not judging it in real time, where you can let go. And you guys know what it means, too, when you're doing what we do or whatever, where you can get to that place where you're not judging it and you're just in the. For lack of a better word, flow. And you're just in that thing, that
Jason Bateman
pocket when you get in those two. The people you're around. Yes and no.
Will Arnett
Yeah. Yes. And you can kind of. And like, you don't worry about it. You're not worried about the result of it. You're not thinking about how it's coming across.
Sean Hayes
You're not thinking.
Will Arnett
You get out of the results. And just then those moments are magic.
Charli XCX
Yeah, Yeah, I totally agree. And I. And what I also think. And I'm not sure if you guys feel this way, but I think the second I try and write for someone else or to appeal to lots of people, yes. It's like everything. Everything kind of falls apart. And actually it's like that more like potent vision where maybe you're even just like selfishly writing for yourself really directly about your experience or your experience with one friend or whatever it is the more kind of potent and distilled it is. It weirdly actually then becomes something that more people can relate to because it's so singular, because you believe it and
Will Arnett
you're doing it for you. And what's funny is we live in this world increasingly because of whatever social media, et cetera, where we do it is all about this sort of. There is so much feedback constantly on what we do, so it's harder and harder to get away from that. And what's funny is just hearing you say it is that we need to kind of reject that in order to make something really pure in that way. We need to reject the idea of what other people will like, even though the final product of what we do is for public consumption, for mass public consumption too, you know, so it's kind of mask. So it's kind of cool. Contradictory to the exercise in a way. And yet that's the thing.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is a conflict for sure.
Sean Hayes
With all the success you've had, Charlie. Like it three Grammys and one Grammy show and one year at the same show. That's crazy. Three Grammys. What? And you say, and like I keep saying over and over, I'm just like, so impressed by your talent at such a young age that you, somebody, your parents, you, whoever encouraged you to keep going with that. And then now that you are older and, knock on wood, hopefully wiser, what's the part of the music industry that shocked you the most? You know, once you were actually inside of it? You know, like, if you knew then
Charli XCX
what, you know now, just how no one really Knows what they're doing.
Jason Bateman
Right.
Charli XCX
You know?
Sean Hayes
Yeah. Isn't that the truth? Truth? That is the truth.
Charli XCX
Like, everybody is. It's very funny. It's just sort of.
Sean Hayes
And you thought that. You thought differently.
Charli XCX
Yeah, I was like, oh, this must be run by, like, a really, like, tight ship of people who, like, know what's up and. No, you know, it's like, it's not really the case, nor is it, I think, ever the case in any sort of, like, creative field. It's like the artists know what they're doing, and then hopefully you have people with brains to facilitate you and they're not too annoying, really. It's like kind of of the vibe, right?
Sean Hayes
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Will Arnett
It's funny. Do you feel like they're like, kind of also you, you create the stuff and then the business sort of reacts to it? They're much more reactionary, rather. Right. So. And then they're always trying to recreate with other people, like, that whole idea.
Charli XCX
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
And.
Charli XCX
And you know what? Like, I think when I was younger, that used to really bother me, but I, I, I think now, you know, it does. And I think that's just. Obviously, that's just the way it is. It's like, Like, I couldn't be a record label exec. Like, I couldn't work, like, a distribution company. Like, I, you know, it's like, I, that's not the brain that I have. I have a different kind of brain where I'm like, why don't we fly planes through the sky that say brat Summer or whatever? You know, it's like. And then they figure out how to do it. Like, I don't know. It's like. But I did used to be sort of frustrated by, why can't you all be on my page with my ideas? But actually, that would be a nightmare because then it'd be less about me, which would be awful.
Sean Hayes
Right, right, right. All right. Do you remember the first time you walked on stage and felt like, the wall of sound coming at you and, like, wow. Like, just that feeling of, like, was it. Were you scared? You're like, oh, shit. I didn't think it was gonna be like, this or whatever.
Jason Bateman
That's too many people.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Charli XCX
No, I think because my career was such a slow burn, like, when I started, When I was 15, I was playing to rooms of three people, and that was my two parents and the promoter. Do you know what I mean? I was welcoming more people, in a way. And over the past sort of 10, 15 years, it's really grown gradually and gradually and gradually from 100 cap rooms to 1000 rooms to 5000 cap rooms to now finally being in arenas. And the first time when I did step out into playing an arena, I just remember being like, well, there's gonna be no one there. And all the tickets have been bought by bots. That is what I convinced myself in my mind. I was like, no, it's gonna be so embarrassing. All the tickets are go.
Jason Bateman
Gonna.
Charli XCX
But they're all bots. Like, just, you know. And so it was. It was like, a really pleasant surprise on this film.
Jason Bateman
Was it just purely for, like, a musical film to sort of augment the musical venture and all that stuff, or was there a bit of an acting sort of curiosity there, too? And if so, do you see that being a part of your world going forward?
Charli XCX
Yeah, I've been acting a little bit now and producing.
Jason Bateman
You're liking it?
Charli XCX
Honestly? I love it. I mean, I feel like it was funny. It's like once my album Brat did well, there was obviously this opportunity for me to just make another album exactly like that and kind of gain. Capitalize on it. And. And for me, I've always had this sort of motto of, like, what would Chloe Savigny do? And I feel like what she would have done would just be like. Like, no, that's really funny.
Jason Bateman
It's a great title to your new
Sean Hayes
album with Chloe Sevyn.
Will Arnett
You do?
Charli XCX
Yeah, well, it's like, she's the coolest. And it's like, I think she would just probably be like, no, I quit music, you know, So I was kind of like, okay. I think I would like to sort of do some kind of a drastic pivot where I. Yeah, I kind of explore acting. I mean, I'm watching films, like, all the time, like, more than I've ever listened to. I basically never listen to music apart from, like, Lou Reed and, like, the Velvet Underground and, like, John Cale's solo stuff. That's, like, kind of it.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. Right.
Charli XCX
But I'm, like, watching a lot of films all the time.
Jason Bateman
Do you have a favorite this year?
Charli XCX
Favorite film this year?
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Charli XCX
Yeah, that I've seen. I just watched Seurat the other night,
Will Arnett
and I want to see that.
Sean Hayes
Oh, is it good? I want to see that, too.
Charli XCX
It was really, really, really amazing. Really amazing. I also love this film, Atropia, which is this film by Haley Gates, who is. And Callum Turner is in it. And it's like a. Like a really. It's like very, very, like, funny, like, satire on that sort of like fake military zone that they have.
Jason Bateman
That sounds great.
Charli XCX
It's great. It's really great. I want to see. But yeah, so I'm kind of like, really enjoying watching. So I kind of sort of started asking like a few of my friends who are either like directors or writers, like, do you think I could kind of do this? And they were like, yeah, but like, don't be embarrassing about it. Like, you don't want to be like the girl who's like, I'm an actress now.
Jason Bateman
So I was like, yeah, no, no, no. I bet you'd be great. You have a great presence.
Will Arnett
I agree. I think your approach artistically, the way that you look at stuff, I think is really appropriate for.
Charli XCX
I think we'll talk about.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Charli XCX
I mean, I was interested in just doing like small things.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Charli XCX
You know, so I was really lucky to kind of. I did like this Gregoroki movie that I'm like, super excited about. I'm really excited to work with Takashi Miike this year on this film that I'm gonna produce, which is like crazy to me to like go to Japan and shoot with like a horror auteur. I'm like, this is insane. Yeah, I'm really enjoying it. I'm really enjoying it.
Sean Hayes
Total like, like crazy segue to nothing. But I. I just wanted to mention this. I thought it was so wild that you had an angel phone. Is that true? Where fans could call a number and you would actually answer and pick up at any time of the day.
Jason Bateman
No way.
Sean Hayes
Is that true?
Charli XCX
Yeah, it, you know, it didn't last long cuz it was a nightmare.
Will Arnett
I'm sure, like five minutes in.
Charli XCX
Yeah, yeah, no, it was. It was good for like a good solid, you know, like five hours. But it was stacked, slammed, slam, slammed. But you guys should do one of them, you know, one day for an hour.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, it'd be fine.
Will Arnett
We'd be sitting by the phone. It would not ring. It'd be so embarrassing.
Jason Bateman
Then it would be one call with a bunch of notes.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
You guys here.
Will Arnett
It would be money.
Jason Bateman
That's what you need to fix.
Sean Hayes
And the last thing I read. That's really interesting. That's a little like me. But you have 14 alarm times saved on your phone, but none of them are on.
Jason Bateman
I've got that.
Charli XCX
Yeah. I'm never really putting them on. Yeah.
Sean Hayes
So is it like.
Will Arnett
What do you mean? What do you. You don't believe in alarms? What's the deal?
Charli XCX
I don't know. It's not sort of a political stance. It's More just like, I just, I'm. I generally like, I do kind of wake up roughly at the same time, unless I've been partying and then I might put an alarm on, you know.
Sean Hayes
Right, right, right.
Will Arnett
What's the time? What's the time you generally wake up? Wake up?
Charli XCX
It really depends if I've been traveling on. I'm a bit jet lagged at the moment, so I'm waking up at 7, which is very early for me. Yeah, that's like. Normally I'm like a 9:30 kind of girl.
Jason Bateman
So you're going to bed, you're going to bed at 2 or 3 in the morning? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Will Arnett
Yeah, you should. Yeah, me too.
Jason Bateman
Hey, what, what about travel? How do you, how do you like that part of the business? Because it is a necessary component to, to music. Right?
Will Arnett
Yeah. You must be on the road all the time.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, you have to tour. Right. You can't just sell albums.
Charli XCX
I hate touring. I. I hate touring and I really do it in quite a specific way where I think compared to a lot of my peers, I'm not really doing that much touring. Like my, my husband's in a band and they tour so much like all the time. I think their last album they toured for like two years or something like that, which is like just not an option for me.
Jason Bateman
But you'll go with them? Yeah, for a bit. Sometimes you kind of pop in every once in a while.
Charli XCX
Pop in? I'll pop in on like the coastal cities, you know. But I'm. Yeah, I'm not like, I'm not like on the bus, which is.
Jason Bateman
And what about him?
Sean Hayes
We'll, we'll hit for my sister, for, for Jason and my sister. George Daniel is the 1975. That's the band. Oh, Roger.
Jason Bateman
Roger.
Charli XCX
Okay.
Jason Bateman
And then what? He will, he will reciprocate and he'll come see you every once in a while when you're doing some touring.
Charli XCX
Yes, exactly. But he, it's kind of, I think a bit harder for him because he's sort of like a 6 foot 4 bald man. And my fans are all a lot shorter than that. And so it's very like easy for him to be like spotted when he's sort of bopping around. So. Yeah, but it's sweet. We do. Yeah, we, we swap. We go back and forth.
Will Arnett
Who are the musicians that you listen to when you're growing up that you like? What was the pop. Pop music. Pop music or any kind of music? Who were the, who are the bands that Inspired you?
Charli XCX
I was pretty, like, diverse. I mean, I think when I was a lot younger, I was very into, like, Britney and the Spice Girls. That was definitely my bread and butter. Yeah. And then as I got a bit older, I was really into the Cure to Kate Bush to Suisu and the Banshees. Like, that kind of a world. And then I got very into, like, French electro kind of stuff, like Daft Punk and Justice and, like, that kind of world. So sort of all over the shop, really.
Sean Hayes
That's. And I have a question about touring, because these people.
Will Arnett
I like French music, too.
Jason Bateman
Same.
Charli XCX
You do? What do you.
Will Arnett
Yeah, I listen to, like, La Femme. I love that band, La Femme. I think that they're really cool.
Sean Hayes
Charlie, what's the. Okay, are we done with that?
Will Arnett
Thank you, Sean.
Jason Bateman
Sorry.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, no, just keep going.
Will Arnett
Sorry, man. I didn't know I was boring you.
Jason Bateman
She didn't want to hear about LA Farm anymore.
Charli XCX
I was. I was ready to go there, actually, but. No, well, another time.
Sean Hayes
No, go.
Jason Bateman
There are a lot of animals.
Will Arnett
They have a great song called Tatiana. It's an amazing song by lafam. It's just an absolute banger.
Jason Bateman
Oh, yeah, no. Tell us more about that,
Will Arnett
Charlie. Before you.
Sean Hayes
I want to know the biggest. When you were touring, the biggest onstage flub or concert blooper or whatever that you just will never forget. Like something that just went totally wrong.
Jason Bateman
He loves the stage stories.
Sean Hayes
I love my stage stories.
Charli XCX
Oh, my gosh.
Sean Hayes
Like a fan that did something or a song that you screwed up or something.
Charli XCX
I can't. I don't know. I'm not sure I've had any really, like, disastrous, like, on stage moments where I've really liked, like, fall. I mean, I've definitely fallen, but not in a way that I found embarrassing or anything like that. But I. I do. I. I used to get a lot of strange gifts from fans, and I think those will always stick with me.
Sean Hayes
My.
Charli XCX
My two favorites were I got a. A. A douche, which I was asked to sign.
Will Arnett
You're welcome.
Charli XCX
And then I also received a jar of somebody's mother's ashes as a necklace.
Will Arnett
Oh, wow.
Charli XCX
So. And I did exactly that. Well, I went. Oh, didn't really. I wanted to be grateful, but not offensive, but also was terrified. So it was. You know. So those memories will always stick to me.
Jason Bateman
What about dancing and singing at the same time? I always marvel at how you guys don't run out of breath because you have to have a lot of breath to sing well, yet you've gotta keep moving.
Will Arnett
Not Even just dancing, Just moving around.
Charli XCX
Yeah. I mean, okay, so, Jason, like, one thing about me is I don't really, like, dance. You'll go away.
Will Arnett
You have that in common with Jason.
Jason Bateman
I'm gonna do a deep dive, and then I'm gonna call you back and say, God damn it, can we do this over? But see, this is what's so great about these things. You know, we get to become smarter. We're less people.
Charli XCX
Exactly, exactly. Exactly. No, my dancing is very. It's sort of like a lot of, like, flailing, and it's very kind of. It's not very coordinated.
Jason Bateman
You're the Time York of.
Charli XCX
Yeah. I mean, not far off. It's very kind of like. Like that. It's possession vibes for me. It's less. I'm not as, like, poised as most, so I get the benefit of being able to sort of just. Yeah. I don't have to, like, hit marks and do choreo. I'm more just sort of flailing around, so it's a little easier for me.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sean Hayes
Well, listen, Charlie. Xcx. I wish I. Now that I know where the name comes from, it makes me love you more. Will, I'll. I'll clue you in later.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, I don't care.
Will Arnett
I don't care. I love it. I want to say that. No, and I want to say I'm so. I'm such an even bigger fan. You're. Yeah. You're so cool.
Charli XCX
Oh, thanks.
Sean Hayes
I listen. I listen to your music. I'm gonna go on walks all the time.
Will Arnett
I'm gonna listen to it even more now with just, like, more depth to just knowing a little bit more about you. I just think you were awesome.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, you were awesome. Thank you so much.
Sean Hayes
And just for. Am I getting this right? The moment is. It's out now. By the time this episode comes out. It's out now. I don't know.
Charli XCX
Maybe.
Sean Hayes
I'm sure. Well, it was released January 30th. Yeah. This is a mockumentary. Absolutely adore you. I think you're the coolest chick ever. I want to be you for Halloween.
Charli XCX
Oh, thanks, guys.
Jason Bateman
Thank you for doing this.
Charli XCX
Thanks for seeing that. Yeah. Okay.
Jason Bateman
Thank you very much, Charlie. Great night.
Will Arnett
Bye. Bye.
Jason Bateman
Bye, bye, bye. What a nice person.
Will Arnett
Well, she is something else.
Sean Hayes
You missed a real good first half.
Will Arnett
I know. I'm so. You got.
Jason Bateman
You got to listen to this episode, Willie.
Will Arnett
I can't wait. No, everybody, this is.
Sean Hayes
You're in the episode.
Will Arnett
The episode where they go. Where they go. You know what it's better without him.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. No, I told you.
Will Arnett
Talk about it. Talk about an impressive of artist and person and just life and just like.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, she's one of those. Like. What is that? How do you describe that?
Will Arnett
She's gotten it.
Jason Bateman
Probably not her first lap.
Will Arnett
No.
Jason Bateman
But you know, if you. If you believe in that sort of old soul thing, you know, like some people have been around a few times.
Will Arnett
Yes. And. Exactly. And you know, and it's not just she's not polished. She's so real and authentic. Yeah.
Sean Hayes
That's why people are drawn to her.
Will Arnett
Yeah. It's amazing. Amazing.
Sean Hayes
No filter. This is unapologetic. I love her.
Will Arnett
I know.
Sean Hayes
When we were talking before Willie about songs that I love her albums, especially off of Brat.
Will Arnett
Here we go.
Sean Hayes
Listen to all the hits.
Jason Bateman
Sure. I want you to go down the list.
Will Arnett
Did anything pop out to you?
Sean Hayes
Yeah, well, Von Dutch Talk talk. You know, Apple was huge. Like all those songs. But your favorite would be Brad, of course. But my favorite was on the deluxe version that I was about to. It's called hello Good, Goodbye.
Will Arnett
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Podcast: SmartLess
Hosts: Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett
Guest: Charli XCX
Date: February 2, 2026
This episode features British singer-songwriter Charli XCX, whose provocative persona, innovative pop, and viral “BRAT” era have made her one of the most influential pop artists of the last decade. The hosts dig into Charli’s rise from illegal warehouse raves with her parents to songwriting for global superstars and becoming an unexpected cultural flashpoint during the 2024 US presidential election. They also explore her creative process, experiences with synesthesia, transition into film, and her unique approach to fame.
“My character is a real bitch, and everybody already thinks that I am one, so that’s totally fine.” (Charli XCX, 11:11)
“I was more interested in subverting the form and taking that traditional medium… and flipping it into something more aligned with the work that I generally do.” (Charli XCX, 12:13)
“My album was an album where the cover’s green, right? Lime green, with the word ‘brat’ on it. And that was something adopted by a lot of people on the internet, eventually by Kamala after I did that tweet.” (Charli XCX, 16:21)
“I would go and see my mom’s side of the family… I would always feel more white… At school, I would often feel more brown… My friends’ only reference for an Indian person was Apu from The Simpsons… I felt a slight displacement." (Charli XCX, 18:54)
“At the time, I was like, this is so lame, like they’re cramping my style. But, you know, they were obviously just very, very supportive.” (Charli XCX, 27:26)
“I would say to producers, ‘Can you make this sound more blue, or more purple?’ I just knew it needed to sound purple.” (Charli XCX, 40:10)
“I don’t really care about enunciation, to be honest. I’d love to hear your interpretation of what I’m saying…” (Charli XCX, 43:41)
“There’s a real charm in spontaneity… the first idea is often way more unique than when I’ve sat down and really thought about it for a while.” (Charli XCX, 44:36)
“We have this saying… you have to dare to suck. Sometimes in daring to suck, the most, like, universal genius idea comes out when you’re just being stupid.” (Charli XCX, 50:22)
“Sometimes… I’ll write a song and I’ll be like, oh, I thought this was for me. But actually, I don’t think I should sing like a sort of flamenco-sounding pop song…” (Charli XCX, 35:05)
“There are different types of artistry, like a great performer, a great writer, a great entertainer… It’s not less than.” (Charli XCX, 36:05)
“I actually don’t really want to have kids. You know, who knows? That could change.” (Charli XCX, 21:48)
“I hate touring and I really do it in quite a specific way... My husband’s in a band and they tour so much—I just can’t.” (Charli XCX, 63:30)
"If you knew then what you know now—just how no one really knows what they’re doing." (Charli XCX, 55:38)
On Commitment:
“It’s commitment to the bit… If I tell you it’s the shit, and it’s so good, even if you think it’s dumb—that’s the point.” (Charli XCX, 51:16)
On Making Art:
“There’s this idea that making good art has to be hard… sometimes I disagree with that… sometimes you just have to fucking paint it.” (Charli XCX, 51:57)
“Even if it was the most amazing idea ever, I think, purely because he was my dad, he was always gonna get the no.” (Charli XCX, 28:08)
The hosts praise Charli’s authenticity, wit, and risk-taking creative ethos:
“She is something else… You know, if you believe in that sort of old soul thing, some people have been around a few times. She’s not polished—she’s so real and authentic.” (Will Arnett, 70:06)
Sean Hayes sums up why she stands out:
“No filter. This is unapologetic. I love her.” (Sean Hayes, 70:20)
The episode is packed with playful banter but never loses focus on Charli’s creative vision and unique career trajectory. It’s an honest, humorous, and sharply insightful conversation about the reality of pop stardom, creativity, and remaining true to oneself.
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