
It’s our start-gift: Claire Danes. Cursed cows, Moroccan cats, a Kentucky Schnoodle, and “very cute dirt.” It’s another episode of ‘How To Remain Employed and Local,’ also known (in some circles) as SmartLess.
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Sean Hayes
Smart. Smart.
Claire Danes
Less.
Sean Hayes
Smart, less so.
Will Arnett
Listener, you've missed 10 seconds of this. Of this. Another attempt at us doing a podcast where I mentioned how fresh Will looks, and then Will seemed to imply he knew his way around the verbiage of a facial. And I. I had a facial scheduled for the other day because my wife.
Sean Hayes
What was the dude's name?
Jason Bateman
Oh, you.
Will Arnett
My wife's very diligent about getting me facial. Making sure I get a facial every, like, six months. And I gotta say, I don't push back a lot.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
You know, because you. Because it feels good.
Sean Hayes
Because it's comfy.
Will Arnett
It's comfy. It feels good. I feel weird with, you know, I got a tiny bit of prepubescent facial hair on my. On my face. And I wonder if it's. I'm just wasting my time in there. I don't know.
Jason Bateman
They do a lot of guys like that. I forget to shave a lot of times, too. But, you know, I just got one last week and it was really bad.
Will Arnett
Yeah, well, that's what I was going to ask. How. How often am I the only guy here?
Jason Bateman
No, I get him. I get him like once or twice a year. But the last one I had, I didn't. This is no offense to anybody. I just didn't understand a lot of what she said. So she was, you know, anybody take any offense?
Will Arnett
She shouldn't understand Her.
Sean Hayes
Unless you want to understand. If you want to do an imitation of what she said, then we'll decide if it's offensive.
Jason Bateman
I do not want to. I just Am stating a fact. I did not understand. It's probably my fault.
Sean Hayes
I was trying to drag you into deep water.
Will Arnett
Let me just. Can you just reveal what continent she may have been from?
Jason Bateman
Well, that's something. Easter. Eastern Asia, but not Eastern European because.
Will Arnett
It'D be a different. A different accent, but.
Jason Bateman
Well, anyway, I feel like I've had.
Sean Hayes
A couple facials in my time as well. I think I've probably had eight total in my life, and I think they've generally been Eastern European. An Eastern European bent.
Jason Bateman
That's right.
Will Arnett
Wait, you're saying you're in. You're under. You're under oath now, sir.
Sean Hayes
You need to understand.
Will Arnett
Only eight facials in your life.
Sean Hayes
Maybe 10.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Will Arnett
God, I don't know.
Sean Hayes
Honestly. Honestly.
Jason Bateman
Really? You don't like.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I. I do like them, and it's one of those things. It's kind of like massages. I always forget. I fall asleep, I do it, and then I go, oh, this is great.
Will Arnett
How many times have you had your fingers and toes done while they're.
Jason Bateman
While the facials.
Will Arnett
No, no, no, no.
Sean Hayes
Are we talking. Are we talking Manny Petty?
Will Arnett
Yeah, bet.
Sean Hayes
Okay. I would say.
Will Arnett
I would say less or more than your face.
Sean Hayes
I got my first. My first time I ever had a pedicure manicure was when I was 30. No. But I was about 31. Probably 32. Yeah.
Will Arnett
So it's been. It's been, what, 30 years?
Sean Hayes
Over 25 years.
Claire Danes
So.
Sean Hayes
Like, 25 years. And so I would say I probably have. I don't know, 25.
Will Arnett
So more on the. On the fingers and the toes.
Sean Hayes
Oh, yeah.
Jason Bateman
Really?
Sean Hayes
Generally not the fingers, generally just the. The toes because they get kind of gnarly.
Will Arnett
Right. Can you do, like, gnarly? You like an open toe shoe?
Sean Hayes
I used to. Remember, I used to. I used to wear a lot of flips.
Jason Bateman
Well, you don't wear socks ever.
Sean Hayes
And I never wear socks, so my heels get kind of gross. They'd get cracked.
Jason Bateman
Do you wear underwear?
Sean Hayes
Yes. Okay, why are we focusing on. Jason never wears underwear.
Will Arnett
No, he. There was a stretch there through Arrested Development where I went commando.
Sean Hayes
And then he would go to the. Then he'd go for a pee, and then he. And then he'd wrap his unit in toilet paper for the half an hour so he could soak up all the driplets.
Will Arnett
And then rushing to get back on.
Sean Hayes
Camera and I don't want to spot 20 minutes later. Like in between, between setups he'd like pull out this disgusting toilet paper and put it in a 35 gallon trash can on set. True story.
Will Arnett
So, wow. So Manny Petties often facial? Not so much.
Sean Hayes
Not often. I mean I probably got one, I got one in the spring. Manny Petty. I like going at like 9am I go to a spot I've gone to a few times. I like going at 9am this is disgusting. Right when they by the way, says you, you live like a pampered prince. If people knew how you live.
Will Arnett
Dude, I don't have a, I don't have a target time. I like to hit my Manny Petties on, you know, at my. What was that? My spot? Is that what you said? I have a spot.
Sean Hayes
I have a spot over here and.
Will Arnett
It'S fingers and toes at the same time. You ever go in for just the one? One or the other because you rush for time.
Sean Hayes
Feet, Just feet. It's primarily feet I also like because.
Will Arnett
They rub your feet so it feels so.
Sean Hayes
But I would say in 25 years, probably 25 times. That's average of once a year.
Will Arnett
Shawnee, you.
Jason Bateman
I've gotten a Maddie Petty. I, the last one I got, she scrubbed my calves so hard I broke out into hives after it was over. Huh.
Will Arnett
I'm definitely Eastern European.
Sean Hayes
That's not a thing.
Jason Bateman
No, that was on Larmont.
Sean Hayes
But that's nothing to do with her doing that calves. Yeah, it was terrible.
Will Arnett
Well, listen, thanks for the weird morning chat.
Jason Bateman
Wait, wait, hold on one second. I forgot. I, I, I have something I need to say and announce. I'm going to be doing a show.
Will Arnett
Called Sorry, we're out of time.
Sean Hayes
Great having you on.
Will Arnett
Whatever you're doing.
Sean Hayes
We never got to it.
Will Arnett
All right, so this is, this is a one act, where is it? Williamstown?
Jason Bateman
No, this is a show called the Unknown. It's a one man play which is now, I guess people are calling them solos. It's written by David Kale, directed by Lee Silverman. It's at Studio Seaview in New York City for 10 weeks only. Tickets are on sale now at the UnknownPlay.com Wait, when does it start? January 31st.
Will Arnett
January May I just say publicly here I've said to you privately, I just think it's so frickin admirable and badass that you raised your hand and said yes. I know to doing a one man show is like a lot of work. I mean, you know, seeing Krasinski do His thing, our buddy Billy Crudup has done done it.
Jason Bateman
Laura Lucy. Yeah. By the way, that's the same writer, director of that show.
Will Arnett
Yeah, I just. It's like, what a monumental thing to take on.
Claire Danes
Just. I'm so.
Sean Hayes
I'm just checking my schedule. I can't wait.
Jason Bateman
Unknown.
Sean Hayes
Who knows what will happen.
Will Arnett
I'm so proud of you, Shawnee.
Jason Bateman
Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Will Arnett
It's very easy to sit back and not do anything and just enjoy, but you're challenging yourself and it's rad.
Jason Bateman
Thank you. Thank you.
Will Arnett
I'm not going to come, but I do think that it will probably be good.
Jason Bateman
All right, well, thank you for that.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Who you and who's your. Who are your co stars?
Jason Bateman
Yeah, so it's.
Will Arnett
That's my friend who listens a lot.
Jason Bateman
The UnknownPlay.com. that's where you get to Unknown.
Will Arnett
The UnknownPlay.com. and it starts the end of January. Get your tickets now. I will be there with bells on.
Jason Bateman
Thank you. Thank you.
Will Arnett
Yep. Let's get to our guest. We're going to ask her what her hygiene routine is. I'll bet it's significant because you know what?
Sean Hayes
This is called self care. It's not hygiene. It's self care, by the way.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, self care.
Will Arnett
She's been impressing critics and audiences for over 30 years, you guys, achieving incredible success, yet finds herself even more relevant today than ever before. Okay. She's been awarded multiple Emmys, Golden Globes, SAGs, all that crap. And she's been named one of time's most influential people in the world. That's something none of us can say, never will. She's Yale educated also. You can't say that. She's a proud mother of three. You can't say that. And she's very kind to the women of Afghanistan.
Guest Introducer / Announcer
Have.
Will Arnett
Can you guys say that? Huh? Guys, let's welcome Chris and Clara's girl, the one and only Claire Danes. Come on out. Hi, guys.
Jason Bateman
Oh, my gosh. I'm such a big fan.
Guest Introducer / Announcer
Right?
Will Arnett
I mean, she's everything. Let's go.
Claire Danes
It's really nice to meet you.
Will Arnett
The gang and you. We are.
Claire Danes
Yeah. You have all had more facials than I have, I think.
Will Arnett
Truly.
Sean Hayes
Is that true?
Will Arnett
Come on.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Really?
Claire Danes
Occasionally. Like, I'm gifted a facial by. I don't know.
Will Arnett
Right. Like a start gift from an agent.
Claire Danes
Yes, something like that. And I'll go.
Jason Bateman
A start gift.
Claire Danes
And I enjoy it. But I. Yeah, I forget to. But I do. I do get my nails done weekly.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Okay.
Claire Danes
Because it's like my office. I get a lot of work done. I never do the fingers. I experimented with the gels for a little while, but that was quite stressful because, I don't know, it just was.
Will Arnett
It's also a whole different look. Right. I mean, I've got two daughters, and I'm starting to get educated on the gels versus. Let's have discipline and let it grow out naturally. I feel like it is a cultural statement to have gels on.
Claire Danes
It is. And you can't. You have to go back to get them off. So that is the hard part. That made me feel kind of panicked and claustrophobic.
Will Arnett
Or you can be on the volleyball team, and then they just come off naturally.
Claire Danes
Right. Well, but I don't play enough volleyball.
Sean Hayes
I like the way JB couches it in. Oh, my daughter's helped educate me. Like, bullshit. Where you live? Bateman. Nice Fucking trouble.
Will Arnett
My weekend gel sessions.
Sean Hayes
How many times does he go like, oh, well, my kids. Really? I'm like, no, you like it.
Will Arnett
I like gels. You like it.
Claire Danes
I used to drag my son Cyrus, our eldest son, with me to the salon, and I got he at about five. He. He had had enough, but until then. And then I had to bribe him with, like, an iPad. No, no. But I just really enjoyed that experience of going with him.
Will Arnett
What about all fancy dancing? Does he get the feet. Feet and toes done?
Claire Danes
Very, very occasionally.
Will Arnett
Yeah. Got to keep your man tight, you know?
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Or are you the kind of gal that likes their guy to have a little bit of. A little bit of dirt under the nails?
Claire Danes
It depends what kind of dirt.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Claire Danes
If it's, like, cute upstate dirt, sure.
Will Arnett
Right.
Sean Hayes
That's very cute dirt.
Will Arnett
Some women. Some women, they're kind of turned off by a guy that actually keeps himself very clean and very. I'm one of those guys. I would turn a woman off. I respect it. I understand thread count. I understand candles and silhouettes and things like that.
Claire Danes
I'm for it, but. Yeah.
Will Arnett
I'm not like, a man's man.
Sean Hayes
No, no. That's a quote.
Will Arnett
You won't find me on a horse.
Sean Hayes
And, like, hang on a second. I'm emailing this smartless merch people right now. We got a new hoodie coming out.
Will Arnett
I'm not.
Jason Bateman
I'm not a man.
Sean Hayes
Claire, where are we finding you? What part of the world. What side of the United States are you on right now?
Claire Danes
I live in New York City.
Sean Hayes
Yes.
Will Arnett
So, yeah, this looks like it could be a brownstone, too.
Claire Danes
It's a Brownstone. We've been here. Not for very long. We've been here about a year. Cause we had this oopsie Daisy third baby.
Will Arnett
Oh, she's gonna love her. You gotta be careful.
Claire Danes
Yeah. Yeah. I'm not. Yeah, that was. I was so old when that happened. I was 44.
Jason Bateman
How old is the baby?
Claire Danes
She's two now.
Will Arnett
Oh, wait, you got pregnant at 44?
Claire Danes
I sure did.
Will Arnett
Golly. Good for you. Good for Hugh.
Claire Danes
I didn't think it was possible. I really didn't.
Will Arnett
It's very rare.
Claire Danes
So. No, I was terrified. But it was okay.
Will Arnett
Can I use the term blessing? What? A blessing.
Sean Hayes
It was a total blessing. How did you find having a surprise, as you said, a surprise blessing at that point?
Claire Danes
Well, you know, it was actually really interesting because I did not foresee this at all. And it was weird. Suddenly I felt like a funny shame, really. Like people are gonna know I'm in love. Yeah. Like, I was naughty. Like I had been caught, like, fornicating past the point I was meant to. No, it was weird because I was. And I. And it was. It was like I found an edge that I didn't. I hadn't been quite conscious of. Like, there's a certain. Like I was going outside of the parameters a little bit.
Jason Bateman
Right.
Claire Danes
Which is just. And that was wild.
Will Arnett
What's the age spread with the kid right before it?
Claire Danes
So Cyrus is 12. He'll be 13 in December. Rowan, our second boy, is 7. And then Shay. Yeah. So there's about five years between each, but it's a trip. I mean, I have a teenager and a toddler.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
And this last one is a girl.
Claire Danes
A girl? Yeah.
Will Arnett
Wow.
Claire Danes
Yeah, I know. I got really, really lucky. Yeah. My OBGYN was like, you know, you're having another boy, but.
Will Arnett
No, turns out you would have been pissed off. You definitely would have been pissed off.
Claire Danes
I would have been delighted. But I am more delighted that I. Yeah. That she's pretty cool. And. And she loves a tutu.
Guest Introducer / Announcer
Oh, yeah.
Jason Bateman
Who doesn't?
Will Arnett
Who doesn't? I am noticing that this five year gap is very good. My eldest has just left the house for college and the fact that I've still got a 13 year old. So I've got another five years of, like, before. Before I get really, really depressed.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Is great. Instead of just usually that usual gap of what, two, three years or something like that.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
You get built in. I say I've got a 5 year old and an almost 17 year old as of next week.
Claire Danes
Right.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Claire Danes
It's kind of A trip.
Sean Hayes
It's great. It's amazing.
Jason Bateman
I have a five year old dog.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, but she's with your dog. You're going to be moving into a 33 pretty soon. I mean, let's be honest. Sorry.
Claire Danes
Do you take him to get pedicures too? Do you have to bribe him with the iPad as well?
Sean Hayes
No, I don't go. I don't go often enough.
Claire Danes
Despite what Sean, about his dog.
Sean Hayes
Oh yeah, exactly.
Will Arnett
How often do you get Ricky's toes done?
Jason Bateman
Once a week, I'll bet you.
Sean Hayes
Once a week?
Jason Bateman
Yeah. Once a week.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
You know, and that's, that's. And that's a thing. Th. Those. That nail grinder for a dog I like. I don't know how they sit still for that.
Jason Bateman
Well, they, well they. You tie. You. You tie their neck around the thing so they stay on the. On the table.
Will Arnett
What? You know, what are you doing?
Sean Hayes
Monster.
Jason Bateman
And then Ricky gets up. No, I'm kidding.
Sean Hayes
Oh, great.
Claire Danes
Here.
Sean Hayes
Come from the letters from PETA. Here we go. Way to go, Sean.
Jason Bateman
No, because he's a golden door. So you have to brush him out every week and all this stuff. Even wash them. He gets real dirty. Anyway, who cares?
Will Arnett
Well, when's the last time you washed your own dog, Sean?
Jason Bateman
When he was a puppy?
Will Arnett
Yeah, yeah, years ago.
Jason Bateman
You're absolutely here.
Will Arnett
When's the last time you walked your own dog?
Jason Bateman
Every. Almost every day.
Will Arnett
Liar.
Jason Bateman
I swear to God, I love you.
Will Arnett
You actually do live in a. In an area with sidewalks, front yards. I would walk dogs. I'd have a dog.
Sean Hayes
Sorry, Claire. They'll be right with you.
Will Arnett
What about dogs? You have a dog there in the city?
Claire Danes
I had a dog. I had a schnoodle for about 16 years. His name was Ouija, but he.
Sean Hayes
Oh, great name.
Claire Danes
And then we adopted a cat when we were filming a season of Homeland in Morocco. Harold Hamza. And he was a bit of a nightmare. He pissed on everything.
Will Arnett
Those Morocco cats.
Sean Hayes
Is he still with us or.
Jason Bateman
No.
Claire Danes
You know what? After a really rough five years of dealing with this like urine soaked sofa furniture, I had to re home him, which was very stressful. I've done that and not obvious, but found this saint in Indiana, this woman who has a cat sanctuary. And then three months into that arrangement, which was actually ideal, we got weekly photos and reports and things. He died. He had like there was clot or. I don't know, I think he was depression. The whole thing was wild. From the rough streets of Casablanca to a pretty cushy situation in Indiana. Yeah, yeah. And then. So when Weegee died, we had Harold Hamza, and then we adopted another cat, Merry, as in like Christmas. Our son Rowan named her that when he was, like, three, in the middle of the summer. It was very confusing, and we said, why did you. Why Mary? Everybody thinks it's Mary. It's not. Yeah, he said. I just thought it was a good name for a cat.
Sean Hayes
That's a great reason.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Claire Danes
Anyway.
Jason Bateman
Wait, Claire, how do you and Jay. How do you guys know each other? Did you work together?
Claire Danes
We don't really. I mean, we've had a conversation, maybe.
Will Arnett
But it is sort of surprising because we've both been banging around in this thing since we were kids.
Claire Danes
I know it's a little weird.
Sean Hayes
You guys had a conversation. Where was the location? Jason would be right with you. I'm not asking you. I'm asking Claire, because I want to get the truth.
Claire Danes
I think we had a conversation on the phone, and I don't even really know why, but we did.
Sean Hayes
Were you surprised at how short he was? Sorry, go ahead.
Claire Danes
No, do you know what? I know how long ago it was, because it was. I think it was, like, the same day that my parents delivered my schnoodle to me. They went and picked him up in Kentucky. They live in la. I live in New York, but I was filming in la, and they delivered this tiny little animal to me in my hotel room in la. And I had just talked to you for, you know, curious reasons. It was a nice conversation, but where.
Jason Bateman
Did you grow up?
Claire Danes
I grew up in New York. I grew up in soho. Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Oh, in the city.
Claire Danes
In the city.
Will Arnett
Ergo, the name of your company. Yes. Is that. Is that the address of the place you grew up in? Crosby.
Claire Danes
Crosby. Well, actually. Okay, yes. I grew up on Crosby Street. My parents were artists, and they moved to SoHo, you know, in the late 60s. And when it be. You know, because it. There were all these factory buildings that were closing down, and you actually had to legally prove that you were an artist to live there because there was concerted effort to, you know, transform.
Will Arnett
And they're trying to retroactively now charge all these finance bros that have gone in there and bought these artist lofts for.
Claire Danes
Really?
Will Arnett
Yeah. Anyway, like, you now have to prove that you're an artist to maintain this sweet deal on those places.
Claire Danes
Oh, I didn't.
Will Arnett
Yeah, they're trying to get it through. I don't think it'll happen.
Jason Bateman
Wow, that's fascinating.
Claire Danes
But then they went on to do different things, and my dad was a. He had been A photographer. We still had a darkroom in our loft my entire childhood. A vestige of his, you know, from his time as a photographer. But he was a contractor and had a company called Overall Construction. And now my production company name is Overall Production. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. And my mom ran a toddler school in our loft called Crosby Kids.
Sean Hayes
Wow.
Will Arnett
Huh.
Claire Danes
So that was weird.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Claire Danes
Yeah. So. And then I, like, was. Then I started acting and got jobs, which was very successful.
Sean Hayes
Yeah. How'd that start? What was the impetus for that?
Claire Danes
I always knew I wanted to act, and I danced as a kid. And occasionally dance companies would come to my class looking for young talent, and I would get hired, and I started, you know, performing every so often in these black box theaters on the Lower east side to 12 people.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Claire Danes
And loved it. And then started taking acting classes. At least Strasburg, which is, like, down the street from me now, which is very funny.
Will Arnett
And how old were you?
Sean Hayes
Same. Same. I was the same.
Claire Danes
Oh, Really? I was 10, but it was like, on a Saturday. And most kids were there because they're. You know, it was either that or, like, tennis class. But I.
Sean Hayes
Right.
Claire Danes
Was just so invested in the experience, you know, like the. Such an earnest Nelly about it. And then there was a performing arts junior high school called ppas. Professional Performing Arts School. It was its first year of its existence, and I went. And then I met kids there who were professional performing people and discovered what a headshot was and what an agent was and how to get them. And actually, that dark room came in handy because the woman who was renting it out kind of swapped rent money for headshots. So she took my headshots. And then I. I had done some student films when I was a kid, and so I had, like, something to show an agent. And, you know, my first job was Law and Order. You know, like New York.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
That's cool. And how soon after that did you get? What? I'm a huge fan of, and I'm sorry, you get asked all the time about it. My so Called Life.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Which I used to watch all the time.
Claire Danes
Oh, that's so nice.
Jason Bateman
Did you. Yeah, I loved it. I loved it. Yeah.
Claire Danes
I was 13 when I did the pilot.
Will Arnett
Wow.
Claire Danes
And then it did not get picked up. And I. Yeah, I'd gone to public school my whole life, but then made a chunk of change and couldn't afford to send myself to private school, so I went to this fancy school called Dalton.
Jason Bateman
Sure.
Claire Danes
And then halfway through my freshman year, they actually did pick up the show and I went to make the rest of it in LA and stayed there for four years. My parents followed me. My brother is seven years older, so he was already at college at this point, so we were kind of available to have this adventure.
Will Arnett
And so were you working in correspondence with Dalton or did you enroll in a different school?
Claire Danes
Yeah, for that first year. And then eventually I went to Le Francais in la.
Will Arnett
Oh, yeah, In Culver City.
Claire Danes
Barely there. Yes.
Will Arnett
On Motor.
Claire Danes
Yeah, you betcha.
Will Arnett
Yeah, I tried to get in there.
Claire Danes
They wouldn't have me, but yeah, like maybe went five days a year. But I was mostly, like, tutored from that point on sets.
Jason Bateman
We'll be right back.
Sean Hayes
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Sean Hayes
I remember my so called life. It had it kind of had that. It was critically acclaimed and so it was kind of like sputtered a little bit. It had to. It lived in this weird place where everybody loved it but the network didn't know what to do or something.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, I mean, am I right about that?
Claire Danes
Nobody really watched it while it was on. And we didn't even complete a full season. We didn't make it to the 22, you know, mark. We got canceled at 19 episodes. But then it had a pretty, you know, the people who did watch were devoted and passionate and they made a ruckus. And then it got bought by other. It aired like it was on mtv.
Sean Hayes
It was on mtv.
Claire Danes
That's why I saw it was. And then it found its Audience kind of after the fact.
Sean Hayes
Tom Preston picked it up. Yeah.
Will Arnett
Now, am I right that your mom was your manager during this period?
Claire Danes
Yeah, kind of like by default. I mean, she was. You know, I was a kid, and she was with me all the time and. Yeah.
Will Arnett
When did that. I ask only because my parents were my manager as well. And it was. It was complicated. Was it. Was it. Did you. Did you. Did you disengage from that before it became.
Claire Danes
Yeah, it was, you know, it. That it made sense for a period of time, and then it made more sense to just be mom and daughter.
Will Arnett
Right. Yeah. It wasn't uncommon. Most kids, their parents. Yeah. Yeah. But then once they start, you know, you're paying them a percentage, and then that's kind of weird. And.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
It changes your relationship with your parents. Yeah. I mean, by definition, you're the employer.
Will Arnett
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's complicated.
Sean Hayes
Hey, grab me a coffee real quick.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Claire Danes
But I was very. I mean, we were all just so stunned by this. You know, nobody anticipated this at all. We were just, like, totally naive. And, you know, then they. Weirdly. We moved to LA the day after those. Northridge. That Northridge earthquake.
Jason Bateman
1996.
Claire Danes
94.
Jason Bateman
94.
Sean Hayes
Sorry.
Claire Danes
God, it was a wild way to parachute into our new reality there. Cause everybody was just ashen and traumatized.
Will Arnett
Yeah. That must have been horrified. Like, two days before, you're set to leave, your bags are packed, you see on the news the place we're going just got shaken. Yeah.
Claire Danes
Yeah. And then it was a week of aftershock, so we landed, like, you know, and it was like. It was a very apt metaphor for what we were feeling already, you know, But. But. Yeah, so. And. But then my parents really loved it. My mom went to grad school in her 50s. They came back to their. Their art, so she went to a school called Otis. And my dad built, like, his and her studios in their backyard. And then, you know, full circle, you.
Jason Bateman
Just jarred my memory because my father was. My dad was also a photographer, and he.
Will Arnett
Cue the tire screech.
Sean Hayes
Oh.
Jason Bateman
To take photos of all of us as kids all the time, and blow the pictures up and put them up on the wall. And put them up on the wall.
Sean Hayes
Zoom lens, what's going on?
Will Arnett
And when you put those photos just above the sunshade in the car so he could just look at him when he's going down the highway, you guys.
Sean Hayes
Oh, wait, did he process his own photos, Sean?
Jason Bateman
Yeah. So he had a dark room in the basement.
Claire Danes
Sure.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. And he would develop. He Would develop them there and then, you know, he would put them on the wall of the house and it was really cool, but weird for them. So did your dad do your photos and your headshots and all that?
Claire Danes
No, no, he didn't.
Jason Bateman
No.
Claire Danes
But no. I mean, he didn't really take many photos of people. He likes a landscape.
Jason Bateman
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Claire Danes
I mean, I'm sure he does take photos of us, of course, all the time, but that's not.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, yeah.
Claire Danes
People don't tend to populate his images.
Will Arnett
But so with. With. With. Am I right? Was your mom. Your mom was a sculptor? Is that.
Claire Danes
No, my mom does. Yeah. She was a textile designer initially, and then. And now she does. She has a lot of etchings. She does do a lot of sculpture and she paints. It's.
Sean Hayes
But.
Will Arnett
But both being artists, would you just sort of kind of. Obviously it's in your blood, but did you kind of think. Think from a very, very early age that arts is going to be your path? Because I think your brother's a lawyer. Is that right?
Claire Danes
Yeah, yeah.
Will Arnett
So, like, where. How was it? Was it kind of predetermined or no? Or no?
Claire Danes
Well, it was a pretty creative environment, that's for sure. I mean, they had a lot of art materials everywhere. It was fun. We had also. We had. Even before the baby school, we had a trapeze and a trampoline and a swing. Wow.
Will Arnett
These dirty hippies.
Claire Danes
Yes. Yeah, it was like that. And all of our furniture was, like, found off of the street. And my dad collected these old signs, so it was funky. And they had fun tools. They had a light box. And, you know, I was at a very unfair advantage with my, like, school projects because.
Will Arnett
And your brother just said, screw it to all of that. I'm going into law.
Claire Danes
Yeah. I mean, he's creative. He was very athletic. He was. I don't know. Yeah, it was. But then I did that show. I did that show, Finding youg Roots.
Jason Bateman
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh.
Claire Danes
Oh.
Will Arnett
What'd you find out?
Claire Danes
Well, many things, but my dad's mom, Claire, who I'm named after, she died when he was nine. So there was very, very little information about her. I knew nothing about her. And people, of course, ask, you know, are there any people in the performing arts in your family? Know a lot of visual artists, a lot of academics, but not, you know. But it turns out she. She went to Northwestern. It must have been in, like, the 40s.
Jason Bateman
So I. Northwestern in Chicago.
Claire Danes
Yeah. And got her easy shunt, like, studied theater. And wrote her master's in the role of dance and Shakespearean drama and had directed plays and acted in them. And I had. No.
Jason Bateman
How about that?
Sean Hayes
So it was in your DNA a little bit.
Claire Danes
Yeah. I was very moved by that.
Sean Hayes
Did she like her time in Illinois?
Claire Danes
Yeah, I have no idea. I don't know anything beyond that, but yeah. Anyway, I also had. My ninth great grandmother was hanged in Salem for being a witch.
Jason Bateman
What are you talking about? Is that true?
Claire Danes
Yes.
Jason Bateman
Wait, you're great.
Will Arnett
You found this on the show?
Claire Danes
Yes.
Will Arnett
Well, how did they. How did they find that out?
Claire Danes
What do you do through, like legal doctors?
Jason Bateman
Through other witches.
Claire Danes
Through other witches.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. Yeah.
Sean Hayes
You were crystal ball, you idiot. Hanged. Hanged.
Claire Danes
Hanged. I know I learned that word. I didn't know it before then.
Jason Bateman
So. So wait, so did she practice witchcraft and all, I mean is that.
Claire Danes
No, no. Actually, she was the oldest woman to be hanged. She was 72. She was a widow. And I think she was just like low hanging fruit. Like she was just an easy scapegoat.
Sean Hayes
How about that one? Crossing the road?
Claire Danes
Yeah, yeah, I think maybe. I mean, who knows? But yeah, like there are reports. Cause she went to court and everything, but people accused her of. Of what was it? Of like cursing their cows and then put it like. And then the cows would rear on their hind legs and she would penetrate people's dreams and like. Yeah, she didn't do anything.
Will Arnett
What is it? What year is this, I wonder?
Claire Danes
A long time ago. I don't know.
Will Arnett
Like, would it be the 1500s, 1600s, 1700s, maybe 1700s? No, it's after 18, probably early 1800s. In Salem.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
North Carolina.
Jason Bateman
No, no, Salem, Massachusetts.
Will Arnett
There's a few different Salems.
Jason Bateman
Okay, all right.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they certainly do. Between 1692 and May 1693.
Will Arnett
Oh, you got a Google machine.
Sean Hayes
Yep.
Claire Danes
Is that right?
Sean Hayes
I have access to Google. That's what it says.
Claire Danes
Wow. Okay. Well, I was way off.
Sean Hayes
More than 200 people were accused of claims.
Will Arnett
That's it. Oh, the Salem witch.
Sean Hayes
30 people were found guilty. 30. 30 were found guilty, 19 of whom were executed by hanging.
Claire Danes
Yeah. Wow.
Sean Hayes
And your. Your ancestor was one of them.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
For cursing. For cursing cows.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
And dream penetration.
Claire Danes
All right, she had it coming, guys.
Sean Hayes
Let's go around the corner, everybody. Your dream penetration. Go ahead.
Claire Danes
That's so.
Sean Hayes
That's different. Sorry, Different.
Jason Bateman
Different accent on the. The second word.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
So marching through the canon of. Of your career here. Let's, let's.
Jason Bateman
So impressive, by the way.
Will Arnett
Let's. Let's Go. Let's go to 96. Let's go to Romeo and Juliet.
Sean Hayes
Oh, my gosh.
Will Arnett
The. The working with Baz Luhrmann was like, what was that set?
Sean Hayes
Like?
Will Arnett
Was it. It was. I remember when that film came out, I was like, oh, my God, like the production design and like this big swing on this classic. And like, was it. Was it nerve wracking or exciting to be on something such a big swing and it was such a big project.
Claire Danes
Yeah, all of the above. It was a total dream. I loved was intense. We filmed in Mexico City and I haven't been since. I loved it, but it's like it's an unruly, vibrating, brilliant place. And yeah, it was. The whole thing felt very charged and alive and scary and fun. And Baz was wonderful and he was very clear about making this accessible and exciting for everybody. The way Shakespeare, you know, also intended his work to be every once upon a time.
Will Arnett
Had you done some Shakespeare prior to that and have you done after?
Claire Danes
Um, no, I haven't. And I hadn't. There was like a month where I read everything in iambic pentameter, you know, like the cereal boxes.
Jason Bateman
Right.
Claire Danes
But yeah, it was. No, it was amazing.
Will Arnett
So you did. So then I hear you're saying you did some research there for at least a month.
Claire Danes
I think I read a book on iambic pentameter.
Will Arnett
There's my question. How diligent are you? What kind of actor are you? Are you the one that, like, does a massive amount of research and you got tons of research? I'm a little nerdy about it.
Claire Danes
But not every role asks that of you.
Will Arnett
Correct.
Claire Danes
I mean, I don't do it for the sake of it. I do it if I, you know, actually need to learn something. Like right now I'm about to play a pediatric neurosurgeon, and so I'm like, reading some books on neurosurgery. I sat in on a brain surgery.
Sean Hayes
Oh, my God. No way.
Jason Bateman
I want to know all about that.
Will Arnett
I wouldn't be able to do that.
Sean Hayes
Did you pass out?
Claire Danes
No, but. But the.
Sean Hayes
I asked that because I heard about somebody recently who sat in on one of those.
Claire Danes
I think it happens a lot. Yeah, I think it happens a lot. And. And the surgeon's assistant did say, like, you may think you're a badass, but if you have the thought, oh, I might faint, you're fainting, and we can't have that happen. So please let me know the second you feel it. Yeah. And I don't know, there was Like a half an hour. I was very. I was doing some conscious breathing.
Jason Bateman
Wait a minute. So you're standing there while the brain is open and they're working on the brain. Yeah.
Will Arnett
What was the moment that started to get you a little bit? I might be starting to pass out here. Was it lifting of the scalp?
Claire Danes
The residents were prepping the head for the actual surgeon to come and do his work. But.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Claire Danes
So they cut the scalp and they peel it back, and they bore four holes into the skull. Yes. And then there's, like. I think. Think it's called the derma or something. There's a. There's a thin layer of. Of skin that they have to suture. They suture the corners, and then they hoik it up like a tent. And then you have the brain ready.
Will Arnett
But wait, you. What about the part where they take, like, a bone saw and they cut the piece of the scalp?
Claire Danes
That's right. So they do the four holes, and then they cut with a saw, and then they lift and they never.
Jason Bateman
And the brain's exposed.
Claire Danes
Yes.
Jason Bateman
Oh, my God.
Claire Danes
Yes.
Will Arnett
Wow.
Claire Danes
It was. I actually. I really understood in a different way that we are vehicles.
Jason Bateman
Yes.
Claire Danes
We are cars.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Claire Danes
And we are not our bodies. Like, we experience ourselves and the world through our bodies.
Will Arnett
Just something that carries your brain around.
Sean Hayes
That was like.
Claire Danes
That was a profound thing.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Claire Danes
That, you know, to really know that on a different level. Yeah.
Jason Bateman
So did the person that you watched. Was it a success and all that?
Claire Danes
Yeah, she had a brain tumor, and then she didn't. But it was a lot of tumor. It took a long time to suction that out. But isn't it wild, like the kind of access we have? It was very embarrassing. Cause they have something called a timeout where everybody in the room has to announce themselves and say why they're there.
Will Arnett
I was like, really?
Sean Hayes
Just to make sure everybody's cognizant.
Jason Bateman
I'm Claire. I'll be playing. Yeah.
Claire Danes
Be playing you in a month. And I'll.
Will Arnett
Wait a second. There's. In the operating room. There's a. Let's go around and introduce ourselves.
Claire Danes
Yeah. Just so everybody's accountable.
Will Arnett
They don't already know each other, this team.
Claire Danes
They do. I think it's just a ritualistic thing just to kind of get everybody focused.
Jason Bateman
And then they announce what the procedure's gonna be, and so everybody knows they're in the right room. It's like, you've heard all those stories.
Claire Danes
It's not a big deal. It's just. Right.
Jason Bateman
You've heard all those Stories about, like, they took off out the wrong kidney or they took out that something went wrong. It's because that's why they announce everything. So this is why we're here. This is what we're doing. This is who I am. This is what we're. Yeah, yeah.
Will Arnett
I mean, the people that do this, that's surgeon. Incredible.
Claire Danes
I know. And I have to say, like, our sets are so much more protected than, you know, look, I was vetted. You know, I had a badge and everything, but I wasn't anybody. But it felt relatively porous. Like, you know, on a set, the feeling can be so serious. Like, we are actually saving. It was much more serious than it.
Sean Hayes
Was in the old Claire. I went to an event recently, and it was a very sort of Hollywood event, and they had dogs and looking under the cars and stuff, and I'm like, nobody's coming for our stars.
Jason Bateman
Right, right, right. It's so true. Everybody's over it. Yeah.
Claire Danes
I was very humbled by it. But. But. Yeah, so. So in those kind of cases, I will do. Yeah. Like, for Homeland, I. I had to figure out how to be a spy and got to go to Langley and meet those guys and also had to figure out what it was to be bipolar. That was fascinating. When I played Temple, I had to learn about autism. That, you know. So, yes, in some cases, you have to do something.
Will Arnett
I've got a nice little sitcom for you, you know.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Multicam. And, you know, it's just.
Sean Hayes
This is JB's dream, by the way. Sorry, Claire. He's just walking through his dream. Jb, what time do you roll into your parking spot on the sitcom 10am Right.
Will Arnett
Don't you. I mean, you have played taken on voluntarily a lot of very heavy part, and you do them incredibly well. Does it ever get exhausting to be believably in a space of weightiness? 12 hours a day for years on end?
Claire Danes
It's hard when you're first figuring it out, you know, and once you are sort of oriented within the character and you've kind of made sense of her, it gets a little easier. It was very cool on Homeland to play somebody for so very long, you know, like, you had kind of played your backstory. You lived your backstory, so. And you know, the actors that you're working with so very well, you know, like, it was just. That was amazing to have that fluency and that juice, you know? Yeah. Finding the momentum is always the toughest part. But I have to say, if the writing is good, it holds you it carries you doing a kind of technically easy scene, but with bad writing is so much harder than doing an exacting scene that is really well constructed and with a team that can actually support you.
Will Arnett
You guys were together for how long on that show? Eight years.
Claire Danes
It felt like. I think it was like we did eight seasons, but it was about a decade in total.
Sean Hayes
And you and the great Damian Lewis, too, right? I love that character.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
I don't know him, but I just am a fan.
Will Arnett
And what about the travel on that? Did that. Was that.
Claire Danes
That was a lot.
Will Arnett
Was it nice to visit those corners of the world the way that I'm imagining you were traveled and looked after?
Claire Danes
It was. It was nice. But I was also, you know, I'd like, just gotten married when we started the show. I had Cyrus in my second season. And then I had Rowan, I guess, you know, a few seasons late. I guess I had Rowan in our penultimate season. So, like, making a family while globetrotting in that way was challenging. And Cyrus, you know, grew up all over the place. Like he was a toddler in Cape Town. He went to kindergarten in Berlin. He went to school in Casablanca and. And can't eat couscous to this day. Cause he had it every day, you know, at lunch, you know, like when he was a little guy in a playground here in the city. You know, come up to people, their kids and say, you know, my name is Cyrus. I speak English. You know, it was just not a.
Will Arnett
Given that what is. I had a mom who was a flight attendant for Pan Am. And so we did a bunch of traveling. And as a consequence, I don't like to travel because I did it at an age where it was just inconvenient. Cause I was so small and I missed my friends. What is his relationship with travel nowadays?
Claire Danes
Well, now. Well, then Homeland ended and it was very like, careful what you wish for. Cause of course I was desperate to just be anchored at home. And then I never got to leave the, like, immediately we wrapped and then we were, you know, in the COVID era.
Sean Hayes
Oh, right.
Claire Danes
That was a trip. And now. And now we're working really hard to figure out how to remain employed and local. It used to be like script director, actor, and now it's location, location, location.
Will Arnett
That's how you decide what you do.
Claire Danes
Kinda. I mean, I'm sort of making a joke, but basically for the next 10 years, we just have to find jobs in the neighborhood.
Will Arnett
What about going back to some of your theater stuff, doing that? I mean, I know it doesn't pay the bills as well. But imagine you guys are all right.
Claire Danes
I mean I definitely be open to that. But yeah. Lately it's been limited series in West.
Will Arnett
2 hander with the Tony award winning Sean Hayes.
Sean Hayes
I love this. I love this casting. Jason, keep going.
Will Arnett
What is it? It's a two hander. You and Sean Hayes.
Claire Danes
Okay, I do it.
Will Arnett
This is a new take on the odd couple.
Sean Hayes
I love it so much.
Will Arnett
We're going to switch roles every every four weeks. We'll be right back.
Jason Bateman
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Will Arnett
And now back to the show.
Jason Bateman
But you know what? Jason's right. You would be good at comp. I saw you in Portlandia. Cause I was a huge fan of that show. You were? So you played like.
Claire Danes
Oh, that's right. I forgot I did that.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. You played like an acting coach or.
Claire Danes
I did. I played a terrible acting coach.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, I remember that.
Claire Danes
A wildly pretentious acting coach.
Jason Bateman
That was enjoyable. That's really funny.
Claire Danes
Oh, that's great.
Will Arnett
Armon. Fred Armisen, he's this guy. This guy. This guy's royalty. He's just put out an album. I hear of sound effects.
Claire Danes
Amazing.
Sean Hayes
Sounds about right. Yeah, that's about right.
Claire Danes
Yes. Check and check.
Sean Hayes
Yeah, that's funny.
Claire Danes
I didn't know that.
Will Arnett
I love. All right, we're leaving Baz Luhrmann and we're moving on to Francis Ford Coppola with the Rainmaker. Let's talk about. Did we.
Sean Hayes
Can I just say something about Romeo and Juliet before we get off of it? So you do that and it has such a huge impact and. And by the way, lasting impact, that film. It must have been a bit of a life changer. I mean, you had already sort of made a lot of waves with my so called life in that area. And then you do this and Romeo and Juliet just must have changed everything. You're much more visible. You must have felt that like your life.
Claire Danes
Yeah, I did feel it. And I have to say, I didn't quite know what to do with all of that. I was a little thrown by it.
Will Arnett
Were you?
Claire Danes
Yeah, yeah.
Will Arnett
What was the big jarring thing? Was it the press? Was it people stopping you on the street?
Claire Danes
It was the attention. It was a different kind of attention. And I just, you know, didn't know how to focus, like how to work with it or where to direct it or. I was a tiny human still.
Sean Hayes
Right. And then it's like, oh, look who's Getting coffee at the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf type stuff, right?
Claire Danes
Like, Yeah. I just thought, oh, God, Like, I don't know, it made me anxious.
Will Arnett
You're sharing yourself with a whole world.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Claire Danes
Yeah. And I thought I was supposed to know how to be, like, a movie star and really didn't. And now I realize, oh, don't worry about it. It's not really a thing.
Will Arnett
What did you do about that? I think I read that you're a friend of therapy, like, all of us. Was that helpful?
Claire Danes
Yes.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Claire Danes
Yes. I've been in therapy since I was 6. I'm a new Yorker.
Sean Hayes
Right, right.
Claire Danes
And it's a great resource. If you have a great therapist, it can be.
Will Arnett
Have you been with the same therapist the whole time?
Claire Danes
Dangerous. If it's not. Since I was about 18, yeah.
Sean Hayes
No way.
Jason Bateman
Oh, wow, that's great. I'm going right after this, actually.
Claire Danes
I go in and out. Like, I take very substantial breaks, but I'm back in now and I'm glad of it.
Will Arnett
Have you ever lied to this therapist?
Claire Danes
Maybe by omission?
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Claire Danes
I don't think I've ever explicitly lied.
Will Arnett
Oh, I just forgot to mention that.
Claire Danes
But, yeah, there's sometimes.
Sean Hayes
Claire, I asked Sean once. Sean, remember I asked you if I ever came up in your therapy?
Jason Bateman
Yeah. Everybody does. Everybody in your whole life does.
Will Arnett
How do I do, Sean?
Jason Bateman
Yeah. Well, it's private. It's private. It's confidential.
Sean Hayes
Private. Dude. Yeah. What are you doing?
Will Arnett
I'll call your therapist. I'll just. Therapist? Owen McCall.
Jason Bateman
Hi, Nikki. Jason.
Will Arnett
Did I guess, right? Is it a man or a woman?
Jason Bateman
Me. It's a woman.
Will Arnett
All right.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. Yeah.
Will Arnett
Nikki. Huh? Nikki Glaser.
Jason Bateman
Nikki Glaser.
Will Arnett
Unbelievable.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, we got it all sorted out.
Claire Danes
She'd be an amazing thing.
Jason Bateman
She would.
Will Arnett
Bet she would.
Sean Hayes
She would be.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
All right, let's do Francis Ford Copa, then. I want to get to Stephen Daldrey.
Claire Danes
Okay.
Will Arnett
You know, I do like these directors. I mean, you've been in some great, great movies. You've worked with so many great actors and directors. I mean, golly, what do you think is the. What is the most impactful thing you've absorbed, learned from any of these actors? You don't even need to say which one it is. What do you think is.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
What changed your life and how it applies either to you in life or professionally?
Claire Danes
Okay. Okay, here's a story. So, my first audition ever, I was 12. It was again, in some theater, not like, Lower east side kind of situation. And I don't know what's happening. And there is a guy in the, like, having his audition. I can only hear him, but he's like. It sounds like an exorcism is happening. It's like he's thrashing about, you know, and he comes in and he's, like, dripping with sweat, and he's just, like, vibrating this manic energy. And it was Philip Seymour Hoffman, but I was like, holy shit, what's supposed to happen in there?
Sean Hayes
What am I supposed to be?
Claire Danes
What am I following? Like, what am I walking into? What do they expect of me?
Will Arnett
I loved the reading for the kid that same day.
Claire Danes
Yeah, but. Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, I didn't know how. I mean, I sort of knew how extraordinary these people were when I first started, but not like I do now. I don't know how, you know, wildly rare and absurd it is to get to collaborate with people of that genius.
Will Arnett
Have you noticed that? You know, like, from, let's say, Meryl streep to Leonardo DiCaprio, like, is there. There are so many different ways to go about doing what it is that we do. Some, as we were talking about earlier, some are very, very specific and surgical about it and very prep oriented, and others just sort of just kind of wing it and keep it all natural. And the performances are equally great. Has that been a bit of an eye opener for you?
Claire Danes
Okay, so the thing I remember about Francis is that he. He kind of asked a lot of you, but it was all in a playful spirit. So he gave everybody the homework assignment of writing 6 pages of backstory for their character, you know. Okay. And I remember there was a scene where I was meant to be very distressed and crying and the big. And I sat on the chair, and it was actually like a block of ice that was, you know, and that he thought might help elicit some, you know, some feeling. He had a teamster scream at me, and I kind of was like, okay, I didn't need it, But I was 17, I guess. But actually, I was very touched that he just cared that much. Like, that he was invested, that he felt present with me, that he was committed to creating something special with me. That was the thing that actually got to the feeling was that. I don't know that I. And I remember on that set, it was something kind of magical that happened and ineffable. Suddenly you landed on that set and you were held by it. Like, you were oriented. You felt grounded in whatever reality you were meant to be in the place. And that was his doing. But I don't know how he did it exactly. And the same is true of Baz. A totally different approach. He did not have Teamsters yell at me. And actually it was almost surgical, the way in which he directed. I mean, he knew exactly. It was very prescriptive.
Sean Hayes
But was it result oriented?
Claire Danes
No, he just was very. It's so detail oriented, you know, and he builds the world and it's really ornate and it's really hyper considered and stylized. But he wants a free feeling performance from his actors, and that's why it's often exciting the work, because it's that contrast.
Sean Hayes
Right. So it creates a sort of a.
Claire Danes
Yeah, but, yeah, I mean. And I have to say, there are.
Will Arnett
What?
Claire Danes
There are a lot of directors, too. Not these guys. These guys are brilliant, but I think I'm always surprised by the number of directors that are actually really terrified of conflict and visceral feeling. They would rather you not, you know, and they don't even know that they're guiding you away. Like, they want you to make choices that's gonna take you further from actual expressive feeling, you know, and, you know, and you're like, but why are you doing this? Well, because you want to be at a remove from it. Like, you want to, you know, so there's those directors, too.
Will Arnett
It's too good, too real.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Sean used to pay a guy to yell at you, right? Yeah. You put an ad in Craigslist or something.
Jason Bateman
I still do.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
I still just get to yourself on.
Will Arnett
A block of ice, too.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. Yeah.
Sean Hayes
But I think.
Claire Danes
I think even, you know, the privilege of working with people like Meryl and Leah, like, is. Yeah, they're insanely gifted and they're, you know, and capable, but they're also, you know, figuring it out, you know, like, nobody gets to just, like, you never get to a point where you're actually confident. I mean, you're never phoning it in, like, ever.
Will Arnett
Yeah, no. That you're producing a lot of the stuff that you do as well. And what about. Did you ever get behind the camera on Homeland?
Claire Danes
No, no.
Will Arnett
Any desire?
Claire Danes
No, not really. I mean, I kind of. If I had the time, I would like to shadow a director just so that I could learn more about the parts of the process that we don't have access to. Because I'm curious, but not with the intent of really doing it myself. I am enjoying producing. I like, you know, being part of the convers, like those consequential conversations about what it's gonna be in its entirety.
Will Arnett
Right.
Claire Danes
But, yeah, I don't Directing seems really hard.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Good way to put it.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. Yeah, it does. So, Claire, you know, aside from. I love what you said, now, it used to be script director, blah, blah. Now it's location, location, location. I love that. That's so interesting and true. And I get it.
Claire Danes
It.
Jason Bateman
But how does that. So that factors in with your days consist of momming and parenting and being home with the kids. Yeah. And making sure everything's taken care of.
Will Arnett
With your husband when you're not working. Right. It's one or the other.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Claire Danes
You try to just bank the hours.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. So did you get any time during the day when you're not working to do something for you?
Claire Danes
Yes, for sure.
Jason Bateman
Besides mani pedi?
Claire Danes
I like the yoga a lot. I like a little hot yoga. Yeah, I have, like, lunch with my friends.
Jason Bateman
Good, good, good, good. Okay.
Sean Hayes
Sure.
Claire Danes
Book club.
Jason Bateman
Oh, really?
Will Arnett
Yeah. Wait, so you go to yoga and then you read a book? I mean, God damn, I wish I was like that.
Sean Hayes
It sounds like. Doesn't Giamatti. Didn't Paul say that that's how his day is, kind of like.
Will Arnett
Yeah, I think so.
Jason Bateman
Yeah. Do you live with Paul Giamatti?
Claire Danes
Yes.
Will Arnett
Hot yoga. It just sounds so nice.
Claire Danes
Now you can't do it.
Will Arnett
Well, it's. First of all, yoga itself. You're sweating because you're stretching is just sort of like being trapped in a hot car, you know, Torturous. But then to actually. Well, we're gonna go ahead and we're gonna preheat the car.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
It just seems like. What the fuck you.
Sean Hayes
Jason, it's your nightmare. It's sweaty.
Will Arnett
And the smell of the unwashed and then getting sweatier. Guess what? And then you gotta walk across the floor when you're done.
Claire Danes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
You do take carefully your shoes outside. And you're splashing through the fucking puddles of these.
Claire Danes
So it sounds like you really know it.
Will Arnett
Oh, dude, you've done this. I knew it. And I was like, I'm good. That'll do it.
Claire Danes
It was just one class for you?
Will Arnett
It was maybe one and a half, something like that. Yeah. I just. If I'm gonna sweat, I wanna be active. I don't want to be holding a pose and feeling my pores open while I'm still.
Claire Danes
I love.
Jason Bateman
Really hit hard.
Will Arnett
I want to get to this trailer for the Beast In Me. Rocked my world. I watched it three times in a row. I cannot wait to see the show, which is out now, November 13th. It launched. I'm assuming it's doing very, very well. But this looks like you, you got that pain in the ass Matthew Reese. But besides that, it seems like such a pain. Oh my God. I know. It's the shame of Wales, right? And, and just. And talent free. I don't get it.
Sean Hayes
I know. Never got it with Reese.
Claire Danes
He's a little wooden, but you know.
Sean Hayes
I'm gonna text him.
Claire Danes
You know, he has a charisma.
Will Arnett
So, so good. I can't wait to see you two go at it. Is it as good as it seems? It's gotta be.
Claire Danes
Yeah, it's. I think, I think it's fun. Yeah, I had a blast making it.
Will Arnett
Where was that shot that looks like it's in A Taste of New Jersey. New Jersey.
Jason Bateman
Who do you play in it? Cause it's about a guy who's a murderer or something or. Right.
Will Arnett
She's a writer.
Claire Danes
I'm a writer, yes. A pretty successful writer.
Guest Introducer / Announcer
And.
Claire Danes
I won the Pulitzer. Was kind of, of cresting in my success and my wife and I and our small boy moved to a pretty affluent suburb on Long island. And then tragedy strikes. I'm driving the car with our 6 year old son in the back and we get hit by a drunk driver and my world is ended. The marriage dissolves, falls apart. And I am kind of creatively paralyzed. I can't produce any work and am rattling around in this, you know, gorgeous but neglected home, needs a lot of work and suddenly I can't afford to pay for it. And suddenly this man moves in next door who's a pretty controversial figure, like a real estate scion and you know, very famous, very moneyed and you know, and this is magic and a little problematic maybe. And he has a wife who had committed suicide and there's a lot of talk about his involvement with that.
Jason Bateman
I'm all.
Claire Danes
And he wants to create a jogging path in our little suburb. And I'm the cantankerous writer. I'm the only one who objects. And it's dumb, but he can't let it go. And he insists on taking me out to lunch to persuade me to, you know, agree to this thing.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Claire Danes
And we get to. And then suddenly we were sort of repelled by each other, or I certainly am of him, but weirdly like kind of excited by each other. Also a little dangerous. And I tell this story about my son and the guy who's responsible was just under the limit when he finally had the breathalyzer done and was never held accountable and still lives in town. And he can see I've kind of avoided feeling the difficult feelings and just fixated all of my grief on this man. And that man has committed suicide. And I don't know what to think of that. And I decide to write a book about him really as a way to, to figure out if he did in fact, kill this guy on my behalf.
Sean Hayes
Oh, I love.
Claire Danes
But also because he just wakes me up creatively.
Sean Hayes
It's dark. This is dark and troubling. I think the most troubling thing about it is it's produced by Conan o'.
Jason Bateman
Brien.
Sean Hayes
That to me.
Will Arnett
Yeah, yeah.
Sean Hayes
That he got his grubby little fingers in your ears.
Will Arnett
You want to talk about a pain in the ass. You want to talk about a talent free.
Jason Bateman
Talk about a jockey.
Will Arnett
Son of a.
Claire Danes
But it's kind of like a cat and mouse story and it's a little Hitchcockian and, and it's fun.
Jason Bateman
Yeah, it looks great.
Will Arnett
What a great scene partner you got there with all those scenes with Matthew.
Claire Danes
It's just, it's like the snake and.
Will Arnett
The mongoose had you guys, did you guys know each other beforehand, you and Matthew?
Claire Danes
No, no. But just a dream boat, right? I mean, he's the loveliest human.
Will Arnett
Charming, kind, and talented.
Claire Danes
So smart and so very good at what he does with the, with the acting business.
Will Arnett
Easy, Will. Easy, easy.
Sean Hayes
No, I like Nice guy. He's a great guy.
Will Arnett
Yeah, you're taking. Well. Okay, back up. And you're. And you're back with Howard Gordon there.
Claire Danes
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fun.
Will Arnett
Very, very cool.
Jason Bateman
Who's Howard Gordon?
Claire Danes
He was one of the creators of Homeland.
Jason Bateman
Oh, that's right.
Claire Danes
Yeah. And he did 24 and X files and.
Will Arnett
Well, listen, we owe you three minutes and 40 seconds.
Jason Bateman
We're over.
Will Arnett
It's like I could, I could, could violate the time even further. You're, you're fantastic. Thank you for doing this.
Claire Danes
Oh, my pleasure. This is so fun. Thank you, guys.
Will Arnett
You know.
Sean Hayes
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Everybody watch the Beast in Me. It's on Netflix.
Sean Hayes
The great Claire Danes cla.
Will Arnett
We love you. Thank you.
Claire Danes
Love you guys too. Thank you so much.
Sean Hayes
Thank you so much.
Claire Danes
Thank you, thank you. Thank you. All right, bye. I don't know how to do this. I, I, the thing, right?
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Claire Danes
Slam it.
Will Arnett
Claire Danes.
Jason Bateman
Lovely, lovely woman.
Will Arnett
Been a part of our world for a very long time. That's, that's that's 30 plus years.
Jason Bateman
I know. My so called life when, when it was on MTV was such a, was such a huge show for, you know, our age. I mean, it was a, it's like a game change. It was like, it was like our Dawson's Creek. You know what I mean? Anybody?
Will Arnett
7Th Heaven, Dawson's Creek. I gotta say, I missed it.
Jason Bateman
Oh, I loved it.
Will Arnett
Which is not too surprising.
Sean Hayes
It came out here.
Will Arnett
He gums.
Sean Hayes
No.
Jason Bateman
Wasn't Jared Leto in that too?
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Sean Hayes
Yes. Yeah, that's right.
Will Arnett
Yeah.
Jason Bateman
Isn't that crazy?
Will Arnett
What a couple.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Will Arnett
No, she's been. I, I just, you know, this is a hard business. It's even harder for women for some stupid, unfair reason. And the fact that she's stayed, stayed so relevant at such a high level, doing such great work.
Jason Bateman
Yeah.
Will Arnett
Since she was a kid in stuff that, that ain't easy. It's really, really admirable. She's had an incredible career thus far and seems not anywhere she's a big deal.
Jason Bateman
She's one of the, she's one of the greats.
Sean Hayes
She's just got a big life in general. She's got three kids and she's doing so much.
Will Arnett
And yeah, we didn't even get into her charity work that she and her mom do for the women of Afghanistan too, which is pretty cool. But what a delight. What a delight. You know, I mean, you know, guys, it's not that hard if you guys just, just, just concentrate a little bit more. You could be charismatic, you could be warm, you could be, you know, people that, that, that people want to talk to and are charmed by after you're done speaking to them.
Sean Hayes
There's no way.
Will Arnett
No, I think you could do it. Of course you could never do it. Yes, you could. I want you to listen this interview back and just focus on her and just focus on just her magnetism. Okay. And how she's just, she's engaging and she listens.
Sean Hayes
How am I ever going to do it.
Will Arnett
For you, Sean?
Sean Hayes
By.
Will Arnett
No.
Jason Bateman
You know what I'm doing? I'm, I'm just, I'm hanging, I'm hanging by coming up with a bunch.
Sean Hayes
Come in with the buy. I'll allow it.
Jason Bateman
Bye.
Sean Hayes
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Original Air Date: November 17, 2025
Hosts: Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett
Guest: Claire Danes
In this engaging and open conversation, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett welcome the acclaimed actress Claire Danes to reminisce about her prolific 30-year career, her New York origins, family life, and dedication to both her art and authenticity. Listeners are treated to candid, funny, and thoughtful takes on acting, work-life balance, self-care, and the quirks of stardom—all seasoned by the signature SmartLess blend of improvisational wit and real talk.
“I do get my nails done weekly. Because it's like my office. I get a lot of work done there.” (10:12)
"You live like a pampered prince... people knew how you live..." (05:42)
Third Child “Surprise”
Claire opens up about her unexpected third pregnancy at age 44 and the blend of emotions it brought:
Felt both surprised and somehow “naughty” for getting pregnant later in life.
Jokes about the “oopsie-daisy third baby” and balancing a family with a teenager and toddler (12:36–14:37).
Daughter Shay was a “double blessing” and loves wearing tutus (14:48).
Claire Danes:
“Suddenly I felt like a funny shame... like I had been caught fornicating past the point I was meant to.” (13:01)
Experiences in New York City
Claire describes her life in a brownstone in New York, the artistic environment she grew up in, and her parents’ creative pursuits (19:41–21:14).
Artist Family Origin Story
Journey into Acting
“I just thought, oh God, like, I don't know, it made me anxious.” (52:22)
Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet (1996):
Research & Preparation:
“I sat in on a brain surgery.” (38:56)
Sustaining Heavy Roles:
Travel and Parenting While Filming:
Location, Location, Location:
Yoga, book club, and social lunches with friends are her key “me time” routines (61:22–61:39).
Claire Danes:
“I like the yoga a lot. I like a little hot yoga. Yeah, I have, like, lunch with my friends.” (61:25)
Claire on Late Motherhood:
“Suddenly I felt like a funny shame ... like I had been caught fornicating past the point I was meant to.” (13:01)
On Acting Research:
“I sat in on a brain surgery.” (38:56)
About Romeo + Juliet Fame:
"I thought I was supposed to know how to be, like, a movie star and really didn't. And now I realize, oh, don't worry about it. It's not really a thing." (52:34)
On Directing:
"Directing seems really hard." (60:46)
On Balancing Work and Family:
"Now it used to be script, director, actor, and now it's location, location, location." (61:01)
On Collaboration and Inspiration:
"Nobody gets to just, like, you never get to a point where you're actually confident. I mean, you're never phoning it in, like, ever." (59:38)
The entire episode radiates the signature “SmartLess” balance of irreverent humor, emotional openness, and admiration for their guest. The hosts keep it playful and supportive—often poking fun at each other while drawing out thoughtful and genuine insights from Claire. Her candidness is apparent, whether she’s talking about the joys and pressures of fame, the grit of family life, or finding grounding joy in daily rituals.
Claire Danes’ groundedness, humility, and intellect shine throughout this episode—revealing an artist who has weathered fame, navigated complicated roles, and prioritized authenticity and self-care. Her rapport with the hosts is lively, genuine, and, as with all things SmartLess, gloriously unscripted.