"Daniel Craig"

Summary

Podcast Summary: SmartLess Episode Featuring Daniel Craig

Introduction and Cold Open (00:01 – 06:34)

The episode begins with the hosts, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett, engaging in their trademark humorous banter. They initiate a "world's worst cold open" contest, setting a lighthearted tone for the episode. This segment showcases their camaraderie and improvisational skills, providing listeners with the organic hilarity that defines "SmartLess."

Introduction of Daniel Craig (06:35 – 07:33)

Jason Bateman introduces the episode's mystery guest, Commander Daniel Craig of the Royal Navy—a playful nod to the renowned actor, Daniel Craig, known for his role as James Bond. The hosts express their excitement and admiration for Daniel, highlighting his diverse interests, including rugby, Shakespeare, soccer, and martini-shaking. The reveal marks the beginning of an engaging and authentic conversation with the star.

Career Beginnings and Early Influences (12:42 – 16:07)

Daniel Craig delves into his early life in Liverpool, detailing how his mother's role as an art teacher and her connections to the theater influenced his passion for acting. He recounts spending evenings at the Everyman Theatre, where exposure to offbeat plays and interactions with actors ignited his desire to pursue a career in the arts.

• Quote: "Plays were the thing... there was a theater in Liverpool... a hotbed of talent." (13:13)

Sean Hayes adds that exposure to creative adults at a young age provided Daniel with a unique perspective, fueling his ambition and setting him apart from his peers.

Role as James Bond (16:07 – 22:16)

Daniel discusses his journey into the James Bond franchise, sharing anecdotes from auditions and his experiences on set. He humorously recalls his unintended cameo as a stormtrooper in "Star Wars" and how those early roles shaped his acting approach.

• Quote: "I thought they were gods... and then I just realized they were drunk." (14:22)
• Quote: "It was like, let's do this. If I'm doing this, just do this." (20:15)

Sean Hayes praises Daniel for redefining the Bond character as a "real modern Bond," emphasizing his physicality and depth, which brought a refreshing take to the iconic role.

Handling Fame and Public Image (29:02 – 32:26)

The conversation shifts to the challenges of fame, with Daniel candidly sharing his struggles with recognition and mental health following his Bond tenure. He reflects on his support system, including his down-to-earth upbringing and the advice to avoid bitterness in his career.

• Quote: "Don’t ever, ever, ever get bitter... bitterness just eats you up." (30:26)
• Quote: "I had a complete nervous breakdown after it came out and sort of didn't leave the house for six months." (29:15)

Sean Hayes and Will Arnett commend Daniel's resilience and his ability to maintain humility despite immense fame.

Leadership and Mentoring on Set (50:32 – 57:17)

Daniel shares his approach to leadership on set, emphasizing the importance of supporting fellow actors and creating a comfortable environment. He illustrates this with anecdotes of working with legendary actors like Paul Newman, highlighting how mutual respect and camaraderie can ease on-set tensions.

• Quote: "I love being around actors. I love being, you know... it's a lot of fun." (51:05)
• Quote: "It's the smallest cogs that make the movie." (51:43)

The hosts admire Daniel's commitment to fostering a positive and collaborative atmosphere, recognizing his efforts to mentor younger actors.

Personal Life and Interests (52:00 – 58:41)

Daniel opens up about his personal interests and how he balances his demanding career with relaxation. He mentions activities like playing tennis, horseback riding, and enjoying the sea as ways to unwind. The conversation also touches on his family life, including his move back to London after nearly two decades in New York.

• Quote: "If I'm going to really relax, the sea is like the place I want to be." (55:37)
• Quote: "I don't play tennis much anymore... But if I can convince a pro to hit a ball with me, I'll do that for two, three hours." (54:57)

Sean Hayes and Will Arnett express interest in Daniel’s hobbies and his dedication to maintaining a healthy lifestyle despite the rigors of his profession.

Upcoming Projects and Future Endeavors (64:35 – 65:07)

Daniel briefly discusses his upcoming project, "Queer," expressing enthusiasm about working with director Luca Guadagnini. He describes the script as offering a complex, interesting, and emotionally rich character, highlighting his excitement for the role.

• Quote: "I wanted to work with Luca... pushing it in new ways." (64:54)
• Quote: "The script was... a really complicated, interesting, funny, sad human being to play." (64:54)

The hosts congratulate Daniel on his new role, showing genuine support and anticipation for his continued success in the industry.

Conclusion and Final Thoughts (66:31 – End)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts engage in playful banter with Daniel, further cementing the relaxed and humorous atmosphere of "SmartLess." They discuss memorable moments from his Bond films, share favorite lines, and joke about shopping for each other. Daniel appreciates the engaging conversation and the opportunity to connect with the hosts outside the usual press setups.

• Quote: "I love that you're a film horse." (60:26)
• Quote: "Smart Less." (69:21)

Key Takeaways:

• Authentic Conversation: The episode exemplifies "SmartLess"’s format of revealing a mystery guest and fostering genuine, unscripted dialogue.
• Daniel Craig’s Insights: Listeners gain a deeper understanding of Daniel Craig’s journey from Liverpool theater to international stardom, including the personal challenges and triumphs along the way.
• Humor and Camaraderie: The hosts’ chemistry with Daniel Craig highlights the podcast’s blend of thoughtful discussion and organic hilarity.

Notable Quotes:

1. Daniel Craig on Early Influences: "Plays were the thing... there was a theater in Liverpool... a hotbed of talent." (13:13)
2. Daniel Craig on Defining Bond: "It was like, let's do this. If I'm doing this, just do this." (20:15)
3. On Handling Fame: "I had a complete nervous breakdown after it came out and sort of didn't leave the house for six months." (29:15)
4. Leadership Approach: "It's the smallest cogs that make the movie." (51:43)
5. Relaxation Habits: "If I'm going to really relax, the sea is like the place I want to be." (55:37)
6. Future Projects: "The script was... a really complicated, interesting, funny, sad human being to play." (64:54)

This episode offers a comprehensive look into Daniel Craig’s life and career, enriched by the hosts’ engaging and humorous interactions. It serves as both an insightful interview for fans and an entertaining listen for new audiences.

Transcript

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[Will Arnett]

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[Sean Hayes]

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[Daniel Craig]

Finally, I am in control.

[Sean Hayes]

And critics agree it's a towering tour de for performance from Angelina Jolie and a career best.

[Daniel Craig]

My life is opera. There is no reason in Opera Maria.

[Sean Hayes]

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[Jason Bateman]

All right, so we're having a cold open contest right here. We're trying to create the world's worst cold open.

[Will Arnett]

Prior year?

[Jason Bateman]

Well, not yet. I'm just teeing it up. Will, would you like to start the world's worst cold open?

[Sean Hayes]

Hey, man, it's freezing in here. Who left the door open?

[Will Arnett]

It's good.

[Jason Bateman]

Pretty good. Welcome to Smart Less.

[Sean Hayes]

Smart.

[Jason Bateman]

Smart Less.

[Daniel Craig]

Smart Less.

[Jason Bateman]

It feels like we haven't done this for quite a while. It does. I miss you guys. Didn't we canceled a record last week, I think.

[Will Arnett]

Yes, we had.

[Jason Bateman]

So it's been a couple weeks, is that right?

[Sean Hayes]

It's been a few weeks.

[Will Arnett]

We saw each other Saturday.

[Sean Hayes]

We did.

[Jason Bateman]

We did. But we haven't done this.

[Will Arnett]

This. We haven't done this in quite a while.

[Sean Hayes]

We haven't.

[Will Arnett]

Jay, how's your stye, by the way? Jason's got a big stye in his right eye.

[Jason Bateman]

Disgusting.

[Sean Hayes]

So are we going wide on this?

[Jason Bateman]

I guess I can lean into the screen camera here a little.

[Sean Hayes]

You know what? It actually looks.

[Will Arnett]

Is it better?

[Jason Bateman]

I started an antibiotic Last night. So that's supposed to. Already in the. Yeah, I know.

[Sean Hayes]

What do you want? You wanted to wait two weeks just to make sure.

[Jason Bateman]

It's all about trying to find the right doctor. Yeah, so anyway, so I think I'm with the right one now. And this, what is now a ball bearing of pus that it will not release from my eyelid, I think is going to start to lessen and I would love that.

[Sean Hayes]

So you found a full release doctor?

[Jason Bateman]

I did, yeah. And insurance covered it all.

[Will Arnett]

Stupid.

[Jason Bateman]

It was a small co pay, but.

[Sean Hayes]

I feel like the term doctor might be pretty loosely applied.

[Will Arnett]

Jay, I'm not Jason. I'm not even kidding. Will you please. Will you please video. There is not going to be coming out.

[Jason Bateman]

I asked him to drain me yesterday and.

[Sean Hayes]

Hang on, hang on. Again, this is the doctor.

[Will Arnett]

Can I get the number?

[Sean Hayes]

Because I feel like we're getting our signals.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, he said no. Just take this pill and you should be okay soon. So I hope so.

[Will Arnett]

I hope so.

[Jason Bateman]

Until then, I'm gonna wear these glasses so people don't really see it, which is different.

[Sean Hayes]

Cause, Sean, you told me once that a guy gave you a pill and then he drained you.

[Daniel Craig]

Is that true?

[Jason Bateman]

All for pretty affordable coke.

[Daniel Craig]

You woke up.

[Sean Hayes]

You woke up and you had been drained.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, but I willingly. But I willingly took the pill. I know you did, by the way. Speaking of stuff, I'm not making this up. Yesterday I was somehow gotten the subject. Oh, I was talking about this Saturday too. I youtubed childbirth. I've never seen a childbirth.

[Sean Hayes]

What?

[Jason Bateman]

Big or bigger?

[Will Arnett]

I don't know, I kind of wanted to just see it.

[Jason Bateman]

Hang on. How does your day. How does your day kind of like. Kind of lay out where you find yourself on a YouTube search and then specifically for childbirth.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, because I was talking to my friend Kevin about it and Carrie and she and I don't know, we just.

[Sean Hayes]

Friends of the podcast.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, that's correct. And all of us. And so. Yeah, but they. I don't know, we got on the subject of childbirth.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh.

[Will Arnett]

Because a friend of mine. Because a friend of mine. A friend of ours just had a baby and Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger had a baby boy.

[Sean Hayes]

Yes.

[Will Arnett]

Named Ford. Yes.

[Sean Hayes]

Congrats to them.

[Jason Bateman]

Wait, do we need. We need to sway. We need to send a gift.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, we gotta send them something.

[Jason Bateman]

Do you think they're registered some smartless swag?

[Will Arnett]

No, I'll put my name on it. I put your names on it. I sent something, but I'll put your names on it.

[Jason Bateman]

Thanks.

[Sean Hayes]

So you saw the childbirth. Ann, what was your.

[Jason Bateman]

No.

[Will Arnett]

So I was talking to people about and I was like, wow. I mean, I know it comes out of there. I had no idea that to watch it actually being.

[Jason Bateman]

To come out and the head comes out all elongated. Yes.

[Will Arnett]

And the whole body comes out.

[Jason Bateman]

First time I saw it, I thought something was wrong.

[Sean Hayes]

I was there for the birth of all three of my boys.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, wow. What a dad.

[Sean Hayes]

And they were all three. All three were cesarean C sections, which was really.

[Jason Bateman]

That's tough to watch.

[Sean Hayes]

That was my point.

[Jason Bateman]

You empty out the whole market there, dude.

[Sean Hayes]

And I'm like. And I'm like, yeah, it's going to be fun. I remember the first time being like, it's going to be fun. And then looking and just going, oh, cool.

[Jason Bateman]

Stomach, intestine, spleen, liver, everything on the table.

[Will Arnett]

By the way, you know what a platinum gay is? A baby that comes out who turns out to be gay, who never even went through the canal, had a C section. So not only once touched, looked at it, or been through it. Is a platinum gay.

[Jason Bateman]

That's a real term.

[Will Arnett]

Latin gay means your mom had a. Mom had a C section.

[Sean Hayes]

Is that a whole section on Grindr? Is that like a different.

[Jason Bateman]

All right. And with that, we'll get to our guest.

[Sean Hayes]

Okay, guys. How is that possible?

[Jason Bateman]

Guys. We rarely have members of the military on the show. Even more rare are members of the British military. Today we have a commander of the Royal Navy. All right. But this is not just a soldier. His interests include rugby, Churchill, clearing. I'm gonna have to start over now. You know how I don't like to be interrupted during my. I spent a long time writing these guys. We rarely have members of the military on the show. Even more rare are members of the British military. Today we have a commander of the Royal Navy. But this is not just a soldier. His interests include rugby, clearing minefields, Shakespeare, Liverpool, soccer, Will. Solving mysteries and shaking martinis. Guys.

[Will Arnett]

What?

[Jason Bateman]

It's Daniel Craig.

[Sean Hayes]

No way.

[Jason Bateman]

Woo. Yep, yep, yep.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, my God. I wanted to meet you for so long.

[Jason Bateman]

Right there.

[Will Arnett]

That's so cool.

[Daniel Craig]

Well, here we are.

[Jason Bateman]

Will, take it easy.

[Sean Hayes]

Well, I know I didn't know that you were a Liverpool supporter. This is great news.

[Jason Bateman]

You would have covered that before when you guys met.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. Yeah, I would have.

[Jason Bateman]

Wait, Daniel, I think I know what hotel room you're in.

[Daniel Craig]

You've been in this hotel room.

[Jason Bateman]

You're at the Four Seasons. How did you guess?

[Daniel Craig]

Is that true?

[Jason Bateman]

Because you're on a junket, right?

[Daniel Craig]

Are you on the junket? Yeah, I mean, I've been coming to this hotel for, like, 35 years. Same room. Same room.

[Will Arnett]

Daniel, do they make that jacket and men's or.

[Jason Bateman]

Hey, Sean. Wow.

[Will Arnett]

This one.

[Jason Bateman]

The first minute we're off.

[Will Arnett]

Good.

[Daniel Craig]

Excellent.

[Will Arnett]

I actually love it. I actually love it.

[Jason Bateman]

Wait, does Sean.

[Will Arnett]

No, no, no. I actually really like that.

[Jason Bateman]

Sean, do you know Daniel as well?

[Sean Hayes]

I don't.

[Will Arnett]

I've never met. You obviously.

[Daniel Craig]

Seem like it.

[Will Arnett]

No, very massive. Massive fan. Massive.

[Jason Bateman]

Okay. And Will you have met Mr. Craig?

[Sean Hayes]

We have met. We hung out. We had. We watched the super bowl together. Right, Daniel?

[Daniel Craig]

Yes, we did. That's right.

[Sean Hayes]

And then we went.

[Daniel Craig]

Did we then end up in the chateau, or did we.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

Is that. Where was that after? I can't remember. That's two separate incidents, but there's probably.

[Sean Hayes]

No, no, it was the same night.

[Daniel Craig]

A lot of alcohol in it.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. We ended up in the chateau with Krasinski and Sean Penn.

[Daniel Craig]

That's. I know.

[Jason Bateman]

Boy, I'm drunk already.

[Daniel Craig]

It's so fucking Hollywood. It's just.

[Sean Hayes]

It was very Hollywood. It sounds like a bit, but it's actually. That was a long time ago.

[Jason Bateman]

That was a great group to drink with. Where was I, damn it?

[Will Arnett]

In a facility.

[Jason Bateman]

I was probably at a facility somewhere, figuring stuff out.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, I think it was family weekend at Betty Ford.

[Jason Bateman]

Now, Sean, we're gonna get. Sean, we're gonna get to the time when Daniel was a stormtrooper in Star Wars. We're gonna get to that.

[Daniel Craig]

No way.

[Will Arnett]

I know exactly which one he was. How about that?

[Jason Bateman]

Come on. Truly?

[Will Arnett]

Of course I do.

[Jason Bateman]

So this is not something that I just discovered on Wikipedia.

[Will Arnett]

No, it's the one where he says. Where she does plays the mind trick. And you will walk away and drop your weapon. I will walk away and drop my weapon. You dropped your weapon. You walked out of the scene.

[Jason Bateman]

You spoke.

[Daniel Craig]

Well, I didn't want to, but I just said, you know, dub me. Christ's sake, I don't need. But then I had.

[Jason Bateman]

But that's a bump, you know, you speak as a stormtrooper, That's a bump into.

[Daniel Craig]

Do you think I got one?

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

They didn't even give me the uniform. The only thing I wanted was the uniform. It's like, give me the helmet at least.

[Jason Bateman]

How did that come about? What do you believe? Were you visiting on the set and they said, here's an extra.

[Daniel Craig]

We were about to start. I don't know which Bond it was.

[Jason Bateman]

You lose track.

[Will Arnett]

It was the last. It was the last one.

[Daniel Craig]

No, no, it wasn't. No, it was way before. It must have been Spectre, because I was. And we were prepping and I knew the guys who. I knew all the crew, the ads who worked on, and I'd sort of like.

[Jason Bateman]

You drifted over to the stage.

[Daniel Craig]

Drifted over, really? I kind of went, come on, put me in uniform.

[Will Arnett]

I love that. Come on, truly.

[Jason Bateman]

Is that. Is that the way that it went?

[Daniel Craig]

They went exactly. And they. I was half joking, thinking they were just going to tell me where to get off, but.

[Will Arnett]

How long of a day was that?

[Daniel Craig]

Too fucking long. You know, that kind of regret of like, sort of think, oh, no, I'll be an extra. Oh, yeah, it's great. Oh, how many hours we sit in the back of shot for? This is like. They were very good. They were great. I do remember wearing. Because, you know, those. The suits are. I mean, they're basically hard plastic and kind of, you know, they're not comfortable. I mean, God knows how they wore them out in the desert when they do those, but I remember that it sort of was a little bit big for me and it sort of rested on my thumb and my thumb was numb for three days afterwards.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

Because, like. And I was like, the price I pay. And I didn't get a bump, Right.

[Sean Hayes]

So no bump, no helmet, no nothing.

[Will Arnett]

You got a bump at the chateau.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Sean. Sean wants to know, did you meet the mayor of Tatooine? Fucking grow up, Sean.

[Will Arnett]

I would kill. I would kill.

[Jason Bateman]

He's gonna double back to this. I know it. All right, now.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, my God, Daniel, where to start?

[Daniel Craig]

Do you have all the questions?

[Jason Bateman]

I've got so many. Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

And these two just fuck with you and stop you answering the question.

[Jason Bateman]

That's the way it goes. That's the way it goes.

[Daniel Craig]

What happens when the reveal and the other two go, oh, fuck, that must happen. Surely it does.

[Will Arnett]

It's happened. Not out loud.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. Yeah. All right, now, let's just. Can we. I'm going to qualify this by saying, I'll bet I'm going to ask you some questions that you've answered a thousand times. And I want you to be patient with us because we're dumb people that aren't fully researched. We're not journalists.

[Sean Hayes]

We're terrible interviewers.

[Jason Bateman]

Come at you with just dumb questions. Okay.

[Daniel Craig]

Why do I feel like I'm being hustled here?

[Will Arnett]

Welcome to Smartland.

[Jason Bateman]

Now, what about. Can we start at the beginning?

[Daniel Craig]

Sure. All right.

[Jason Bateman]

All right. So you're in Liverpool. All right.

[Daniel Craig]

Yes.

[Sean Hayes]

And by the way, you gotta See.

[Daniel Craig]

Daniel, picture the scene. Okay, so it's gray, it's pissing with rain.

[Jason Bateman]

Now, was there an influence there? Mom or dad? Mom was a art teacher. Art teacher. Thank you.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, wow, that's cool.

[Jason Bateman]

And so she sort of exposed you to the arts a little bit. She took you to movies or to plays or what. How did the spark start?

[Daniel Craig]

Plays were the thing. There was a theater in Liverpool at the time, the subject still is called the Everyman Theatre, which was really, was kind of a hotbed of talent, as they say. And at the time in the 70s, but her friends had been at Liverpool Art College and a lot of them had gone into the theater, stage design and things. And those were her kind of friends. She was a single mom and we used to kind of end up going there most nights to the theater just to sort of hang out. There was a kind of, you know, they had a bistro there. That's so cool. And it was a subsidized theater and they did this thing where it's like a, you know, there was a pound a ticket that, you know, it's like it was. The whole thing was supposed to be so everybody could afford to go. And they. And they made. They did some off the charts plays. But it meant that I spent sort of, you know, evenings backstage at a theatre. And that'll do it to you, right?

[Will Arnett]

Well, that's where all the fun happened.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. And this is something that mom really likes. It seems pretty cool. And on and on and on. Right.

[Daniel Craig]

And you know, actors kind of like, you know, come, you know, meet actors afterwards of seeing them. And I thought they were. I thought they were gods. And then I just realized they were drunk.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, they were drunk, but they were drunk. But at the same time, at that age, at that age, if you're quite young and you're an adolescent, you're a teenager, whatever it is, when you're exposed to that kind of thing in that kind of world, it does give you that perspective that other kids your age don't have. And you. Right, because you're spending a lot of time with adults who are talented, who are creative. And when you get that fire kind of sparked at that age, I think it's pretty cool.

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah, I mean, definitely. And it really did. It went in. That's what I wanted to do. I mean, that's all I wanted to do. But it also gave me this, watching the way a theater works, the way that professionals work and all that. It also kind of went, oh, this is a job as well. You could see it's kind of a couple of things. You know, lots of things happen.

[Jason Bateman]

But when was the first time you thought, oh, that this is something that I might not embarrass myself doing? When was the first time you thought I might as well?

[Daniel Craig]

What are you talking about?

[Sean Hayes]

Second Bond film. Second Bond film.

[Jason Bateman]

The drinking component helps with that.

[Daniel Craig]

I still feel like I'm embarrassing myself, but.

[Jason Bateman]

I mean, but. But, like, was it. Was it a screen where you're like, oh, I don't suck at this, or I'm getting a couple of pats on the back?

[Daniel Craig]

I got roped into a school play. I mean, I kind of did one of those things where I think I kind of had a couple of days off or whatever. I got the mumps or something, I don't know. And I came back and I'd been cast in the school play, and it was like, what was.

[Will Arnett]

You remember what it was?

[Daniel Craig]

It was Oliver. Yeah. And I was like, oh, wow.

[Sean Hayes]

It was.

[Daniel Craig]

I wasn't Oliver, Sadly. I was Mr. Salisbury, which is the part that's not in the movie, that kind of was in the musical and got, you know, for good reason, got written out of the. Of the movie, you know, Was a.

[Jason Bateman]

Spicy character, though, or was he.

[Daniel Craig]

He's an undertaker.

[Sean Hayes]

You got to pick a pocket or two, right? You got to pick a poker.

[Daniel Craig]

I didn't get to do that. No, sadly. Yeah, I know. You got a. Pick a pocket or two. That's right. I mean, it's a credo you live by, right? So.

[Jason Bateman]

So you do that. You get a cut, you get a couple of attaboys, a couple of pats on the back, and you're like, all right, well, I'm going to lean into this a little bit. And you started maybe a little bit more.

[Daniel Craig]

Well, I don't know about you guys. I mean, you must have all done a school play at some point. It's just that kind of mass hysteria thing that kind of happens. It's. Which is. I. You know, my kids do school plays. I love that kind of just like, the level of like, oh, my God. Which is like. It's kind of. It stays with you. It kind of.

[Sean Hayes]

You get it. I got asked to be in the school play, and I think it was. I'm quite sure. Never totally confirmed. Quite sure it was because I was such a loudmouth pain in the ass.

[Daniel Craig]

No. What? No.

[Sean Hayes]

If you can believe it. And they were like, fuck. How do we. Is there somewhere we can find, like.

[Jason Bateman]

Either a room that make him a.

[Sean Hayes]

Tree soundproof, or somewhere we can take that fucking energy that's driving everybody, by the way, HMS Pinafore. And I was like, okay, yeah, that's it.

[Will Arnett]

I mean, Will, the same thing. The same thing. People were like, God, you're fucking loud and annoying. And. Yeah, and. Yeah. And I did Shakespeare's Twelfth Night and I was. Sir Andrew Aguchik had no idea what I was saying. And until I got in front of the audience, then it kind of clicked. And every word, every line that was a comedy line got a laugh. And I was like, that's it. What is that? What is that?

[Daniel Craig]

What is that about?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, that's crazy.

[Sean Hayes]

When you started feeling bad. The ultimate drug. You wanted to.

[Will Arnett]

Yes. I'm like, fuck you. This loudmouth's gonna keep going.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, Daniel, you are very, very funny. Like, you know, the knives out. No, the knives out stuff is like.

[Daniel Craig]

When someone says you're very, very, very funny. I can like, am I?

[Jason Bateman]

No, but it's. Well, but maybe it's because people weren't expecting because you've done so much incredible dramatic work.

[Daniel Craig]

So moody for the 15 years.

[Jason Bateman]

Well, yeah, I mean, you know, we do. We do what we get, you know, but, like, now, are you pursue. Raise your hand. Get more scripts that are more comedic and is that something that is exciting to you? Please say yes.

[Daniel Craig]

I never. Yes. Okay.

[Sean Hayes]

Yes.

[Daniel Craig]

Yes. Why don't you give me the questions and I'll just.

[Jason Bateman]

I do build the answer.

[Sean Hayes]

The answer is always built in. And so then he likes to bring the guest into the inevitable. Really interesting. Yes or no.

[Daniel Craig]

At the end. Is that how we go out on this? I can't wait. 50 questions, yes or no. It's easy. What was the.

[Sean Hayes]

Do you want to do more comedy?

[Daniel Craig]

Yes. I don't. Listen, it would be like, I had a plan, right? I mean, I'm making this up as I go along, so I don't know about that. I mean, seriously, it's like, if they come along, sure. But I kind of going out and looking for something funny. It's also, you know, I know how kind of that's a dangerous thing to do. I mean, right? It's like, you know, it's like, yeah, the first night out, I. I read the script and I laughed out loud.

[Will Arnett]

And I went, yes, I love that movie.

[Daniel Craig]

So that was like an easy, easy pick. And then, you know, Ryan's, you know, one of the most talented writers there are. You know, he just kind of keeps going and that keeps getting at it and keeps getting into it, and this next one is going to be different. And, you know, we've kind of gone. I mean, it's not wildly different, but it's gonna be definitely kind of got a different tone to it.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, wait, there's a. There's one.

[Sean Hayes]

You're gonna.

[Daniel Craig]

There's a third one we shot in the summit. It's called Wake Up Dead.

[Sean Hayes]

Wow.

[Will Arnett]

Wow.

[Daniel Craig]

Plugging the movie.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

No, no, please.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, come on. Yeah, right. But, I mean, you know, you say that there's no. Like, that you have some sort of a plan or something, but I would guess that somebody who is approached for something as iconic as Bond and the kind of intelligence that you have, you probably had some thoughts and some talks with some about, okay, if I did this, I've gotta do this, but if I did this, what I would need to kind of have a plan to how to occupy myself in between those movies and what to do afterwards. And so.

[Daniel Craig]

Which I just fucked up.

[Jason Bateman]

I don't think so.

[Daniel Craig]

I don't think so.

[Jason Bateman]

I think it's kind of perfect. And we're gonna get to queer soon, which is a perfect balance, by the way.

[Will Arnett]

You didn't need to plan for any of this.

[Sean Hayes]

Well, I guess we're gonna get to them right now. Go ahead.

[Jason Bateman]

There's our clip. Go ahead, Sean.

[Will Arnett]

No, I was gonna say you didn't need the plan because those movies were fucking exhausting. I'm sure. Like, didn't you need to recover?

[Daniel Craig]

And, like, I think there was a feeling when I first started that because I'd had exactly what you said, those conversations, and I talked about it to everybody I knew and my family and all of those things about, what does it mean? Of course I gotta do it. I've gotta do this, but what does it mean? I mean, you know, how it's gonna affect my life and all those things. And there was a sort of, I suppose, an instinct in me to sort of want to go, okay, I'm doing Bond now I've got to do other stuff as well to kind of counterbalance this. Just like, fucking ridiculous.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to take it. And I just.

[Daniel Craig]

I was fucking exhausted. I was like, so as much as the moves I did in between, I'm kind of, like, proud of. And all of those things, I stopped. I just went, let's do this. If I'm doing this, just do this.

[Will Arnett]

Just do this.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

And I don't have the headspace. I don't have the.

[Sean Hayes]

I mean, I'm going to say something that's going to be. It's not controversial, but I know, because the Bond failed and the Bond world is so. Those fans are so vocal and, you know, dedicated, et cetera. But I will say that for me, and I loved all the prior Bonds. Everybody was great. So this is by no means an admonishment of what they had done, but you were the first Bond who was like a real, like hot, real man's man. Yeah, hot piece of ass. And whereas. Tough. You were tough.

[Daniel Craig]

Where's it getting controversial?

[Sean Hayes]

But you came, you were tough because I think that people will go like, how dare you? Blah, blah. But you came out and you were like this tough. You were like a real modern Bond in a way that I thought was really, really refreshing. I loved your Bond films, dude. I really did.

[Daniel Craig]

Thank you.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

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[Will Arnett]

My question is, when you were doing the very first one, which I've seen a billion times. I've seen all of them a billion times. I literally could do, like, dialogue from it. I know.

[Sean Hayes]

Okay, go.

[Will Arnett]

Give it to me. Stop. Stop. What does he. What did you say?

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, take your.

[Will Arnett]

Take your hand away from your ear. Anyway, that was the first one anyway, so. Thank you. Thank you. Question. But wait, at what point?

[Jason Bateman]

That would have been the line. I remembered, too. Go ahead.

[Will Arnett]

I literally just said it yesterday.

[Jason Bateman]

Get to the choppers. Right. It's up there with that.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, wait, Daniel, at what point when you were making.

[Sean Hayes]

Sorry, I think my phone's ring.

[Will Arnett]

No, that kicked off the whole chase. Get your hair in here. Anyway, so when you were doing that movie at what point in the middle of the movie where you're like, oh, God, I bit off more than I could chew. This is really hard. Like, I don't know if I'm gonna make it. Or were you like, oh, this is awesome. I can do this. All the stunts, all the bullshit that you had that you put your body.

[Daniel Craig]

Through, I mean, I was sort of younger and I'm way too gung ho.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

I was just, you know, I mean, I kind of threw myself there was like, you know, the stuff guys were kind of saying, you know, do you want to do? Yeah, I'll do. Yeah. I was like. And then realized, yeah, I know. And. But I had all this stuff going on. I mean, we were. We started shooting in Prague in studios there, and then we moved to the Bahamas. And then my agent, which, you know, was very nice, but then my agent sort of phoned me up and said, you might want to look at the Internet. And the Internet, there's just sort of blown up and done this like, fuck him kind of thing.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

Which was like.

[Will Arnett]

I remember that.

[Daniel Craig]

Which was kind of like. And I kind of looked at it all and as like, you know, when the naive days when I used to do stuff like that, like, oh, I'm going to look at all and go down that rabbit hole and just chased it all night long and was like, oh, my God, that's really intense. And I kind of. I then sort of just had this sort of like, sort of. I don't know, I just sort of went, well, there's fuck all I can do about that. There's nothing I can do. And we're here and I know the script's good and let's have a good time and if it's a swing and a miss, great. If it's my last one, I'll walk away knowing that I did the best I could. I mean, it kind of literally. I mean, it sounds easy to say now.

[Will Arnett]

No, but it just.

[Daniel Craig]

It was like. It just. I was like, let's get on with this. Let's do it. I just, you know, and do you.

[Sean Hayes]

Think that sort of. That trial by fire of being. Because Bond, again, is so iconic and by being put in the brightest of spotlights and being scrutinized so much, sort of on social media or whatever it is online, do you think that that was a. Were you able to carry those lessons on sort of post Bond and in your normal. So as you. Because we talk about it sometimes, what's the reaction to what People say in social media and everybody's got a voice and stuff and everybody kind of puts it in a different place or deals with it differently. How does it affect your life, do you think about it?

[Daniel Craig]

I mean, I think the fame thing, I mean, I just had a complete nervous breakdown after it came out and sort of didn't leave the house for six months. But really, really. I mean, I mean, I exaggerate, but I kind of was a bit like that. I just got like, oh my. I mean it was like, well, it's.

[Jason Bateman]

A level of fame and recognizability that is not something that one deals with quickly and easily.

[Daniel Craig]

Well, and who do you talk to about it? I mean, I suppose you go, I'm gonna phone up someone really, really famous. I mean, it's like, I mean, I don't know what you say.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. Or if you talked with a butcher or your friend or somebody who's not working and they're like, oh, boo, who? You're James Bond.

[Daniel Craig]

Right, Exactly.

[Jason Bateman]

Right, right. So where does that healthy level of indifference come from about whether it works or not and I'm gonna still just be me and if it doesn't. Or this fame stuff, like was, was your. Did, did, did mom give you a good head on your shoulders or was it sort of, were you kind of self taught?

[Daniel Craig]

I think there's a, there's a. I've just got a very, you know, down to earth family. Do not shy away from telling me what, you know, a low life I am. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's like. And that, that really helps and just. Yeah. Coming. I don't know. I'm from the north of England, so more kind of like sort of practical, sort of pragmatic way of looking at life maybe. I also got into that thing of, you know, very early on. I mean, there's so much I did. I mean, I went to drama school. And there's that terrible thing of drama school is that like 90% of the year don't get to work. It's like, it's like that's the attrition rate and you go into the. There wasn't social media, so there wasn't another outlet to try and become famous. It was just like, you know, you got a job or you didn't get a job and mostly, mostly people didn't get a job. And I know that somebody gave me a great bit of advice very early on while at drama school. A great director who just said, don't ever, ever, ever get bitter. Don't get you know, because bitterness is just the thing that. It'll just eat you up because there's always somebody going to get the job over you. There's always somebody going to, you know, and if you kind of look at. Look, only look at like, you know, other people in the business with jealousy, then you'll kind of. That'll define you. And it doesn't matter if you then get success. You're still gonna. I get jealous all the time. Jealous of every fucking actor out there who gets a job that I'd like. But I kind of. I'm. I admit to it, I'm jealous.

[Sean Hayes]

But that's good. We had the same. We used to talk about it all the time. I remember sort of years ago when people would start to work and as you say, most of the time, most of us were not working and somebody would get a good job and whatever. And I always stayed friends with my. We sort of cultivated people who were working.

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah, good boy. No, they'll always get dinner.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, well, it was. But it was also like, we genuinely rooted for each other and anybody. And sometimes there would be somebody would come in the group who was. You could tell was keeping score.

[Daniel Craig]

No.

[Sean Hayes]

And then you would just weed them out and you'd weed them out and you be like, I'm not here. I can't be friends with people who are keeping score. I just can't agree. There's enough for everybody. And if you're not in the mindset of rooting people on, then, like, you say you're bitter and then fuck it, then you're fucked.

[Daniel Craig]

You're fucked. You're fucked.

[Will Arnett]

That's why I thought. I just read something recently where you said. Made me laugh out loud when somebody asked you, who do you think you should pass the torch on to for James Bond? And you said, I don't care.

[Daniel Craig]

Business, jb.

[Sean Hayes]

That is sexy indifference.

[Daniel Craig]

Somebody else's problem.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, that's so great.

[Will Arnett]

It made me laugh out loud.

[Jason Bateman]

So. So then. So then coming up and starting to do some jobs and, and kind of starting to make a living a little bit from it, perhaps. Were there. Were there some other. I'm sure that there were some other jobs that you were doing to kind of.

[Daniel Craig]

I mean, I. I left home at 16.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

I went and. And joined a thing called the National Youth Theatre in London. So I left Liverpool. Liverpool was like early 80s as depressed as. I mean, so much it's come up now and it's doing. The city's doing great, which is just wonderful. But at the time it was seriously depressed. We had a sort of Trotskyite local council that was hated by Thatcher, who she starved money. I mean, it was like the whole thing was just like employment was like, I can't even like 35% or 36%.

[Jason Bateman]

It was three.

[Daniel Craig]

The roof, whatever it was. And there was not a lot of job prospects. And I was. I was playing with the idea of joining the navy. I was playing with the idea, you know, I was doing all those things going, well, what do I do?

[Will Arnett]

What the plan?

[Daniel Craig]

And there was a thing called the National Youth Theater, and it did a summer course and my mother was a teacher and it was on the board at her school. And she went this. And I went and auditioned for it in Manchester. I got in and she sort of kicked me out the door. And she went, you got to go. You got to go, go, go, go. And it was partly her ambition because actually she'd got into rada.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, wow.

[Daniel Craig]

Which is, you know, the top sort of drama school certainly of those years when she was 17, 18. And there was no money to go. That there was, you know, there's like. Cause it was, you know, she didn't. The family just didn't have the money, so she didn't tell me that till about 10 years ago, actually.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, wow.

[Daniel Craig]

Wow. So she. But that her ambition for me was just to get going.

[Will Arnett]

Wow.

[Jason Bateman]

She must have been absolutely thrilled with. With your success and the arc of your success, too.

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think so.

[Jason Bateman]

Yes. That's awesome.

[Sean Hayes]

Awesome. And also. And when you say the arc too, because you earned it as well. Like, you know, you really.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, there she is, your mom.

[Daniel Craig]

Look at that.

[Sean Hayes]

We already tipped her. By the way, don't quote.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, we got this. We got that listener. He just had some food delivery.

[Daniel Craig]

I got to have a bite of this. Go ahead.

[Jason Bateman]

We. So this is perfect time for me with a long winded question here. So you can chew. Now, let's see. Were there. There weren't any. Well, you tell me. Were there huge influences or a particular one coming out of England? You were like, if I were to get some traction on this career, that is kind of the path I'd like to be on. Was it somebody in England or was it somebody in America? Was it always acting? Was it directing?

[Daniel Craig]

The theater thing was the kicker. That was definitely the kind of thing that got me. Just that's what I want to do. And some weird thing that I can do that. Which is.

[Jason Bateman]

Right.

[Daniel Craig]

But you know, it's just because I was a show off Right. Dressing up. So was it like I still do.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

You know, I mean. I mean, so.

[Jason Bateman]

But John Gielgood, Something like that. No.

[Daniel Craig]

Yes.

[Jason Bateman]

I mean, Albert finished.

[Daniel Craig]

I mean, definitely that generation, Albert Finney's generation and those guys. I mean, it just. That whole. You know, the. I suppose the angry young men, didn't.

[Jason Bateman]

They, then you worked with Gambon, right?

[Daniel Craig]

I did, yeah. Yeah. I'm really. I mean, just a dream of a human being and one of the greatest actors ever. It was film, really. And that was. We had a little cinema in the town I grew up in, which was, you know, a fleet, proper kind of just like one screen. And all the movies at the time would do the kind of rounds of the country where they go to the big screens and things like that. And then by the time we got them, the movie had been out for like a month and a half. And the prints would. I remember the prints were just terrible and kind of like. But they just. They put films on in rotation. I mean, from Stripes to Quest for Fire to, you know. I mean, Blade Runner. I remember seeing in the cinema on my own. Yeah. With kind of an orange juice. And this film came out. I had no. I had no idea. It was like blind. I was in there seeing a double bill. It was one. It was a Sean Connery, a space movie called Outland or something.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

Does that make sense? That was on. Which was pretty great because it's a cowboy movie in space. Yeah. And then I kind of went and got a, you know, a drink and came back and sat down on my own, and Blade Runner stock. And it was like. I was like. And that was Harrison Ford.

[Jason Bateman]

A bit of a North Star for you.

[Daniel Craig]

Well, it was the movie itself. It was the whole thing.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

I mean. I mean, sure, he is, of course, but the movie itself and the kind of. The fact that movies could look like that, feel like that and do that to you was just like the thing. I'd never kind of experienced it, and it felt like a movie that I discovered that I was. And it was nothing to do with the Gone with the Wind or the kind of like, It's a Wonderful Life stuff that we. All the Bond movies, even. That was part of.

[Jason Bateman]

But ultimately kind of intangible, though, Right. I would imagine. There you are, sitting in this theater in this small town. You're like, well, I'm. I'm never going to make it to Hollywood. I'm never going to be.

[Sean Hayes]

That's a million miles away.

[Daniel Craig]

I was an Eric, a little.

[Jason Bateman]

You Actually thought, yeah, there is a shot. There's a shot if I play my cards right.

[Daniel Craig]

I don't know. I mean, it's hindsight, isn't it? That sort of says it. But there was something about.

[Jason Bateman]

You thought it was possible, which is the key. Right. Why can't.

[Will Arnett]

Well, but you also got accolades when you were doing theater. Enough to know that you had something to offer.

[Daniel Craig]

It was. It was a thing that happened. I kind of left drama school. I went and did. I went and did a John G. Avilston movie called the Power of One with Stephen Dorff, scored by Hans Zimmer. I mean, amazing.

[Jason Bateman]

Wow.

[Daniel Craig]

And he's amazing. Really kind of weird. I mean, not weird movie, just a kind of movie of its era.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

Playing the bad guy and kind of. It was just this sort of event that happened, but it was a movie. And I then came out, I didn't work for a lot, did some theater and then started getting TV roles.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

Little guest roles and things like that. And suddenly then I got kind of a lead in a TV role and suddenly the money started. It wasn't great, but it was like, well, this is like. This is like kind of life changing money in the sense I might be able to afford a house soon.

[Jason Bateman]

This is all kind of still living in England.

[Daniel Craig]

Still, still living in England. I'd gone to LA after the power of one and it was like 1991 and arriving here.

[Sean Hayes]

Wow.

[Daniel Craig]

It was like. It was like a. I mean, well, it kind of. And kind of not. Because I was so like green and naive. I landed in this town. I didn't have a driver's license and have a credit card. They checked me into the Universal Sheraton, which is. Sure, I really realize now is an I, you need a car to get off it. I mean, it's like. I mean, it was. And I kind of went to the front desk and they said, credit card. They went. They were like looking at me like. So I had to embarrassly call up Warner Brothers and get them to put some money down on the desk and do all these things and.

[Sean Hayes]

Wow.

[Daniel Craig]

And then John D. Alton very nicely was sort of pushing me slightly because he's like, you kid. This kid's got it. This kid's got it. He was pushing me slightly. So I went up for auditions and in the movie I was playing, you know, a Nazi kind of South African, you know, bad guy. And I was going up for Nazi South African bad guys. I mean, that's. That was it. I went up like five Auditions. And it was all for, you know, it was just all for the Nazis. I was just like, yeah, I mean, I kind of. I've got a bit more reins than this, I think, right. And they. And I was. There was a kind of. Suddenly there was an offer on the table from a manager and why don't you stay and we get you accommodation, blah, blah, blah. And I kind of went on, I did these five auditions and I went, whoa, no, this is going to go really wrong. And I don't know what it was. It was just like, this is. Where this. Where these thoughts came from, I have no idea. But they were just like, this is. This is going to. This is not the career I want.

[Will Arnett]

Right.

[Jason Bateman]

So I went home, back to England, back to theater.

[Daniel Craig]

Back to England. Well, sort of back to thinking, well, I've got, you know, I've got a bit of money in my pocket. You know, I've got a bit of money now, so it's okay. But then suddenly I started getting bigger roles in television and I realized that was a mistake because I looked at these television stars at home and God bless them, they're doing it, they're earning money and they've got the house in Portugal and they've got. And they're thinking, yeah, they're set, set. It's great. I want to make movies. I want to make movies.

[Will Arnett]

Good for you.

[Daniel Craig]

And the British movie industry didn't exist.

[Sean Hayes]

Right.

[Daniel Craig]

It just did. I mean, there were amazing movies coming out. You think about, you know, like, Room with a View. I mean, Room with a View. But I mean, I'm talking kind of like. I mean, no one was ever going to cast me in because I didn't. I wasn't a floppy, fringed, kind of posh boy.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, well, that's what I mean, like the sort of the.

[Daniel Craig]

So there was. There was lots of brilliant directors like, you know, My Beautiful Laundrette and things like. Things like that were going on. But that was a kind of, you know, you had to know the director and things. And, yeah, I sort of plugged away at it until someone gave me a break.

[Sean Hayes]

But what was the sh. What was the shift in that? In the British, for me.

[Daniel Craig]

Film, you mean? Yeah, I did a film called Lovers.

[Jason Bateman]

Of Del and that was. That got some traction for you.

[Daniel Craig]

It's as these things do. I'm like, I say this to kind of young actors who talk about kind of, you know. You know, I want the. You know, when the break comes. And, yeah, you know, I'm going to do this Thing, you know, it's like. It's like believing producers say, this is going to be good for you. It's going to be good for you. This. It's like. It doesn't happen like that in the industry. It's tectonic. It's like it rolls around. You get the break. Like someone comes and sees you in something or sees you in something. A year later they might go, let's get that guy.

[Jason Bateman]

Right?

[Daniel Craig]

And that's. And you can't. You can't rush these things. So I did things and I just kept on going and eventually sort of something momentum started happening and then I don't know what kind of what went down. I did a TV series and then. And then wrote to petition like, you know, Sam caused me and wrote a petition. And then Munich.

[Jason Bateman]

Now, did you know Sam Mendes before.

[Daniel Craig]

That to say hello to.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, but so then it was. So then when you auditioned, I'd imagine that was an audition, not an offer. It was a friendly face in the audition room.

[Daniel Craig]

Which nerve you did.

[Jason Bateman]

Not a good audition.

[Sean Hayes]

Come on.

[Daniel Craig]

Terrible audition.

[Jason Bateman]

Did you apologize after your audition as you're leaving. I'm so sorry you had to see that. Good luck with the project.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, my God.

[Jason Bateman]

That's my go to.

[Daniel Craig]

It works sometimes. It works. Yeah. No, I just. I was. I supposed to have sort of learned this Chicago accent, and for some reason and I didn't. And for the audition, I kind of. I really. Because he'd sort of. Kind of. He hadn't offered it to me, but he'd sort of said to me, we really want you to play the part. And I thought, well, that's an offer. And they said, now you've got to fly out to Chicago and audition. I was like, oh, really?

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

So I didn't really do enough work on the part and I kind of went. Did this terrible reading. And he sort of went, stop, stop. You've got the job.

[Jason Bateman]

I don't know where anybody.

[Daniel Craig]

I sort of. I kind of battered him down with terrible acting. It's a ploy.

[Jason Bateman]

All right, so then you're on set and you're working with Tom Hanks and Paul Newman and being directed by Mr. Mendes. Did you get winded or was it just sort of like, yeah, this is kind of. It's about time.

[Sean Hayes]

And this is what I've been trying to do. I've been trying to avoid the other stuff, and now I've landed in the sort of the lane I want to be in a little bit.

[Jason Bateman]

I mean, combo.

[Daniel Craig]

I mean, I would. I Kind of, yeah. I mean, I just felt. I felt like terrified and all of those things. But like, you're here now, right? You better, you better deliver. You better deliver.

[Jason Bateman]

Cuz did you find that you had a gear that you didn't know that, that that could kind of boost you up and so you don't. Didn't have a panic attack and you, you. You held your own? Yes.

[Daniel Craig]

I mean, I suppose what it was, what really calmed me when it boils down to it, you're on set with one of the greatest living actors of all time, and Paul Newman. And Paul Newman and both of them, but very, very, very different actors. But Paul Newman, who I've, you know, idolized, and watching him work, you realize, oh, God, he's an actor.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

And it just. That sort of like, that in itself was like, he's. I can't talk to him about. He wants, he wanted to talk to me about racing cars. I was like going, four wheels. I mean, you know, because, like, he was like talking about, like. I mean, I just. Why. Why the indie series was so much better than the Grand Prix series? I was like, yeah, I couldn't. But when it came down to it and watching and working him with him, I had a language that I could speak to him in because I'm an actor. He's an actor, and he really is, you know, and he'd struggle and he'd really be kind of trying to find it and things that I'd just be like, oh, wow, great. That's what I do.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, good.

[Daniel Craig]

And that kind of just. I thought so I can get, you.

[Jason Bateman]

Know, I mean, he forgets a line too sometimes, right?

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, that's great. That's really cool.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, that's really interesting. That idea of being with Paul Newman and watching him kind of find it in the scene.

[Jason Bateman]

That is the opposite of making you nervous. It actually, it calms you because you must have seen him as human.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. You must have had a complete, like, your nerves must have been absolutely settled in that moment.

[Daniel Craig]

I was like, we can, we can do this. We can make this happen. We're playing, you know, suddenly we're like, you know, we're here to play. Great. I know how to play.

[Sean Hayes]

Fascinating.

[Will Arnett]

One time I was. I was doing the Bucket List with Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman. I was in a scene with Jack Nicholson. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And. And he turns to me and he goes. During rehearsal, he goes, do you know what you mean when you say that line? I go, yeah. Do you like, what a nice dick. I had a stick. I had to say that to relax myself because I couldn't believe I was in a movie with Jack Nicholson.

[Jason Bateman]

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[Jason Bateman]

Now Daniel, when you were very quickly after that sort of vaulted into much more of a leadership position on the jobs that followed, did you take that experience with you as a leader and see the younger actors or the actors with lesser parts get a little sort of nervous? And did you lend some of that comfort to them by not intentionally forgetting a line? But did you take some of those.

[Daniel Craig]

Leadership lessons by being completely shit? It really just settles everybody's nerves.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh my God.

[Daniel Craig]

Fuck me.

[Jason Bateman]

Fake a panic attack.

[Daniel Craig]

That's how he's going to do it. I don't know. I mean I feel like my part is my job is to, you know, you're on set. You know, I love being around actors. I love being, you know. You know, it's fun. It's a lot of fun. And if you have somebody who is, you know, there for a bit, short day, I have a thing. It's like, you know, it's like my favorite movies. It's those small parts that zip out that make the movie. Sometimes it's like you encourage Them to be the best they can because it's like. It's like, you know, it's like smallest cogs, all of that shit, you know?

[Jason Bateman]

Sure, yeah. No small parts, just small.

[Daniel Craig]

Exactly.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

What about. What about siblings? Do you have siblings?

[Daniel Craig]

I have a half brother and a sister, an older sister and.

[Will Arnett]

Different. Completely different career path than you.

[Daniel Craig]

Completely different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm kind of the only actor in the family.

[Will Arnett]

And I want to talk about eggs that you just ate. Do you always watch what you eat when you're on doing these junkets? Like, you didn't want to touch the potatoes. I was just watching you garble those eggs.

[Sean Hayes]

Sean knows. Can he send a guy over to pick up the potat? There's somebody at your door right now, Daniel, if you don't mind. Just real quick.

[Will Arnett]

Just slide the potatoes under the door. No.

[Sean Hayes]

Do you.

[Will Arnett]

Are you always like that, or do you go off the rail sometimes and just. I mean, I do.

[Daniel Craig]

I mean, I don't. I mean, I don't. I used to have a. I used to swing.

[Sean Hayes]

Okay.

[Daniel Craig]

On bond. Yeah. Right, here we go. That's not a good. A good word on bond. I would, you know, because of the intensity. I would sort of then spend the next sort of three, four months sort of being drunk and eating.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

And that. That. That's not good for you. So, you know, so I don't. I stopped doing that and sort of, like, said, okay, let's maintain my fitness. How about that?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

Because you always look great. Thank you.

[Jason Bateman]

It gets so hard after 50. Yeah. I mean, we're all north 50.

[Daniel Craig]

It's just so depressing.

[Sean Hayes]

It's so depressing.

[Daniel Craig]

I mean, I remember before I phoned my mum up a few years ago and going, oh, my fingers are aching. And just. I don't. Welcome to my world. You know, it's just that. It's just. That's what it is.

[Jason Bateman]

I've got all these little hotspots on my hands now that, like, it hurts between this finger and this finger and right at the base of the thumb there. It's like. Like, what's going on?

[Daniel Craig]

I had this. I had this treatment, treatment the other day where they gave me this infrared thing where they kind of map your body infrared. And my hands were on fire and they were like, going, oh, what's wrong? And I'm like, I don't know what is wrong. It's like, it hurts.

[Sean Hayes]

I'm not 20 a second. Wait, Sean, you did a similar. No, JB. You did a master.

[Jason Bateman]

I did the full body scan.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, full body scan.

[Jason Bateman]

And it was. It was. Thank God. It was all. It was all good. But it's kind of cool that they can do that now.

[Sean Hayes]

What did they find in the place where the human heart normally is?

[Jason Bateman]

Not much. There was like as a little movie, a little movie camera rolling down there.

[Sean Hayes]

Just a bunch of loose nuts and bolts.

[Will Arnett]

Wait, Daniel, also just meeting you for the first time, I sense that your brain works really, really fast. Like you're hyper intelligent and you kind of have to. When you're doing all the things that you do, what do you do to. Slowly.

[Jason Bateman]

I'm not getting that, Sean.

[Will Arnett]

Really, I do. I get that you're like. Your brain works really, really fast. Like you're eating the eggs and you're finishing the story and then you're going like a dummy. Okay, I know. That's what I'm saying.

[Jason Bateman]

Sean. So shocked. How is he chewing and walking at.

[Sean Hayes]

The same time, by the way? This is coming from a guy who spends like a Monday afternoon, mid afternoon watching videos of childbirth. So it's not like he doesn't have a lot going on.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, it's gonna feel like a compliment's coming, but the curve is.

[Sean Hayes]

The bar couldn't be fucking lower.

[Will Arnett]

It is a big compliment because you have to think. You constantly have to think fast of what you do. You're like, the camera's there, my line's here, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you have kids and you have the thing so your mind's always going, what do you do to calm down?

[Daniel Craig]

I don't know. I mean, it's just being at home and I like to. I really, really, really don't play tennis. I'm so terrible. But if I can convince like a tennis pro or someone to hit a ball with me, I'll do that for two, three hours at a time. I just kind of like. And you know.

[Jason Bateman]

No golf for you.

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah. What's the scramble? Ruin's a good walk. What are you talking about?

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, that's true. But it is a nice walk.

[Daniel Craig]

It is a great, great walk.

[Jason Bateman]

Now, what about now? You've been to all these incredible. In all the films you've done, all these incredible locations around the world. Is there a spot that calms than any A favorite spot?

[Daniel Craig]

I think if I'm going to really relax, the sea is like the place I want to be because it's like I'm with you. I just want the. I want the salt water and I want the sun and I just. And my body kind of again with the aches and the pains.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. You're not a boat guy though, are you? Are you a guy that.

[Daniel Craig]

Not really. They're kind of a lot of hard work.

[Will Arnett]

I know I have like two fan stuff that. Can we. Can we just get it out of the.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, of course, man.

[Will Arnett]

Because Scotty, my husband and I watch. Watched all your films like a billion times. The Javier Bardem. And you probably have the greatest hero villain chemistry of all time. Like, just incredible. What do you. Did you tell Tracy?

[Sean Hayes]

Tell Tracy what? That's for Tracy.

[Will Arnett]

That's from. Oh, my God. That's from Skyfall. Skyfall. Thanks. That is guy. And do you Adele. You have to sing Adele when you ever say the net.

[Jason Bateman]

No, you don't go ahead with a question.

[Will Arnett]

No, no, I just. It's just a comment, not a question. It's just comment. Like, that was incredible. And do you guys still. Do you still keep in touch with Javier? I do.

[Daniel Craig]

See, I talk to occasionally and yes, I love him to death. He's just. He's just like. He's a glorious human being.

[Sean Hayes]

So good.

[Will Arnett]

And then the other thing was. And you can think about it while we talk about other stuff, unless you have to go. Is a great theater story. I was asking people with theater stories.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Like scenes falling, like people throwing up on stage, like anything like that.

[Daniel Craig]

I've done all that. I've done all that.

[Will Arnett]

Really?

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah, I've done really. You name it.

[Jason Bateman]

The amount of theater you've done is just stunning.

[Daniel Craig]

Name it, I've done it. It's happened on stage.

[Sean Hayes]

What do you think was the worst thing that happened where you were like, fucked up the show or like an audience member?

[Daniel Craig]

I don't.

[Jason Bateman]

I haven't.

[Daniel Craig]

Hasn't. I mean, I've been at the theater when it was actually Liev Schreiber was doing what they doing View from the Bridge, but where literally someone had a thing, an attack. And Leah actually got to say, is there a doctor in the house? Wow. It's like the guy was fine and it was all good. It was kind of like, yeah, they stopped the show and did. Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

So the amount of work that goes into doing theater at the level that you've done and that Sean just did, is it. I'm sure you can't compare that to the kind of rigor it takes to get through a huge, huge film, but is it somewhat comparable? And if so, which do you prefer as far as what takes most out of you?

[Daniel Craig]

I think a movie Takes the most out of you. Because I think it's a seven day a week job. It's not that you can't get. There's no day off really because there's always something to do on whatever. Either you're doing a five day week or you're doing a six day week. You've got it kind of. You're either rehearsing something or you're studying. Studying something. So the intensity of that is like there's nothing. And a play, once it's up and running, gets its own kind of momentum. I mean, if it's an emotionally difficult play, then obviously it's kind of like it gets, you know, but you sort of tend to be able to kind of like spend the day not thinking about it.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

And then go and do it.

[Jason Bateman]

Do you see yourself staying on screen until you're old and gray and in the ground or would you like to sort of throttle back and just have the last section of your life whenever that starts, Just on theater. Cause that's something that I kind of fantasize about. It's just like moving to New York, York and becoming a theater actor and just like riding my bike to the theater.

[Daniel Craig]

It's very attractive.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, right. Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

I mean, I don't know, it depends how big the bills are, isn't it? Right, yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, that's true.

[Will Arnett]

Well, back to the TV stars.

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah, exactly. I mean. Right. So I don't know. I work with. I did work with Gielgud. I worked with Gilgit on two jobs. He was actually in the Power of One. I, you know, played the headmaster at this school and I did have a scene with him, but I met him, I met him around the back of the set because I'd gone around to have a cigarette back in the day when I smoked and there he was smoking and he kind of went, oh, don't tell anybody. I'm not supposed to be smoking. We had a cigarette together and had a chat, which was like, you know. And then I did Elizabeth about 10 years later, later. And he must have been well into his 90s by then.

[Jason Bateman]

Wow.

[Daniel Craig]

And it was kind of. Why is he working? Because his boyfriend liked diamonds. I mean, it was kind of like he was that, that was the response, you know, and he, he was wheeled in and I kind of thought, thought I had the scene with him just to sort of like he was playing the Pope and I was playing this Jesuit mass murderer, easy role. And he. I just sort of, I kind of went and sort of to take care of Him. My instinct was to sort of, hello, sir. How are you? You probably don't remember. We had a cigarette together, you know, because he didn't remember and. But he was like. He was like, I could see the age. And it was like, oh, my God. Wow. He's really kind of. Is he going to be able to remember his lines? The board went on, bang.

[Will Arnett]

Just showed up.

[Daniel Craig]

Like, the back went up when he was just like. And he did the scene, like, it was like, oh, my. Blew everybody away. And then kind of went back and it was like, wow, that's. That's. And I kind of was like, that's amazing. But I was also kind of like, I beat. I don't know if you've ever ridden a horse in a movie. They have. They have to retire movie horses. Cause they. They learn. The board, you know, they learn.

[Jason Bateman]

When the slate comes in and they hit it, whack. It's time to go.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

So I've been. I've sat on horses that are kind of like, wait. That, you know.

[Sean Hayes]

You know.

[Daniel Craig]

Cause I don't ride very well. So stick him on that nag. You know, it's. Cause it's like. And they're kind of like there trying to pull its head up, trying to look cool. Just like, look, it's like it's going to die. And they put the board on and it's like, oh, my God. Jesus Christ. And they have. They have to retire these horses. And I thought, oh, my God, you're a film horse. That's kind of. What do I want to turn into a film horse?

[Will Arnett]

Wow.

[Daniel Craig]

When that board goes on. Oh, yeah. Here we are.

[Sean Hayes]

But at the same time, I mean, maybe there's a little bit of sort of wisdom in staying active in that way is part of the reason that he was able to stay, you know, be alive in the 90s.

[Daniel Craig]

I mean, maybe do a crosswalk. I don't know.

[Sean Hayes]

But yeah, because otherwise he is in. He's in Portugal, right?

[Daniel Craig]

No, totally, totally. I get it. You know, I mean, how. How. I mean, going back to that hysteria at the. At the. At the. In the school play, that thing, that drug, that thing that gets you. Yeah, see, I brought it back. That's really good.

[Sean Hayes]

You know, I like it. I like it. I kind of wanted to get back. I'm glad you mentioned that, because I kind of wanted to go back to that moment you're in the theater and go all the way back to the moment you're in the theater, you're watching Blade Runner. Because it really Made me think about. I was going to bring this up before, about. And I was going to ask you guys, what. What is that thing? What was that sort of that. That seminal moment in your life? What was the film, the book that you read? And do you go back and still. Because I. I have found now that I'm in my 50s, I'm now relooking for moments like that where I get inspired. I'm reading a book right now that I've.

[Daniel Craig]

Midlife crisis.

[Sean Hayes]

It is a midlife crisis, believe me. I should. I should be wearing a hat the last 10 years that said, ask me about my midlife crisis. But, but, but. And yes, I had a Porsche, obviously, and I've had. But all of that. Do. Do. Do you know, do you guys. Have. You guys had those moments? Do you remember being young in a book or a film or something?

[Will Arnett]

You went like, Mine is 11 years old. I was 11 years old. My brother took me for my 11th birthday. My brother Kevin took me to go see ET and I was 11 years old. And I. And everybody in the theater was crying as they were at. At the end. And I said to my brother, I got. I said I'd give anything to be him. And my brother thought, like, the fantasy, like, oh, Elliot, to have a friend like E.T. and I go, no, I'd give anything to be Henry Thomas, who played Elliot. And my brother's like, the actor. And I was like, yeah, to make people feel that. That would be amazing.

[Sean Hayes]

Jb Anything. Do you remember a moment you were inspired by something?

[Jason Bateman]

Matthew Broderick, do Brighton Beach Memoirs on Broadway. I think I was like 15 or something. And I could have gone. There was like, I was a fork in the road. I could have stopped doing what I was doing. But I saw him do that, and I just had such a good time. And I was like, oh, yeah, I want to do that. Keep on doing that.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For me, it was. It wasn't even singing. For me, it was. I was 17. I remember this so clearly. And I read on the Road by Jack Kerouac. And it sounds so cliche, but it. Fuck. I was like, you can get out into the world. And that was. Actually spurred me to go, I can move to New York. And I moved when I was 20. And it was like, yeah, fucking Kerouac. That's what.

[Daniel Craig]

Where did you grow up?

[Sean Hayes]

In Toronto, in Canada. And you're like, that's what you do. If you wanna be out in the world, you gotta get out into the world. And that really spurred Me on for the rest of my life. I think.

[Will Arnett]

I love that. Daniel, what's gonna happen with you for the rest of the day?

[Jason Bateman]

And by the way, we're just gonna talk about queer. I wanna hear a little bit about queer. So queer's out December 13th. You read the script, you think immediately. Do you think about the character? Are you thinking about that incredible director, Luca Guadagnin, or what? What's going through your mind?

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah, yeah, all of that. That's like. I mean, I just, I wanted to work with Luca. I think he's, you know, he's just a really, just exciting kind of out there director who's just pushing it.

[Jason Bateman]

But so it was a pretty quick. Yes, yes, totally.

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

And the script, you know, was. I mean. Yeah, I mean, getting offered a really complicated, interesting, funny, sad human being to play.

[Will Arnett]

I can't wait to see it.

[Sean Hayes]

I know, me too. Me too.

[Jason Bateman]

Me too. Congratulations on that.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Daniel Craig]

Thank you.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. All right, you're done. You've done great. Yeah. Now you can get your cold eggs there.

[Daniel Craig]

I'm very sorry, I'm just, I'm just not going to eat the potatoes in front of you.

[Jason Bateman]

Sean will be here soon.

[Daniel Craig]

But that's my personal. I've got a problem with that.

[Will Arnett]

But I'll take him off your hand.

[Daniel Craig]

I have to go into a dark cupboard and eat potatoes.

[Will Arnett]

Wait, Daniel, how, How like, do you, do you live in the uk?

[Daniel Craig]

I do. I lived in New York. I lived in New York for nearly 20 years. No, 15 years, but. And moved back to London this summer.

[Will Arnett]

And do you love. Do you love visiting LA or you're like, I'm in, I'm out.

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah, I mean, I. It's kind of, it's, it's, you know, it's love, hate, it's all that thing. It's like I really, I do love this and I love California and I love. I just, I went to the desert for a couple of days before I started this to get some kind of R and R. Great. And you know, it's like there's no place like this on earth. And then I want to go and then I want to leave really quickly.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Now, dude, last question. Do you still follow Liverpool at all?

[Daniel Craig]

Yes. Yeah. You do? Yeah, I do, yeah. Religiously?

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, yeah, same.

[Daniel Craig]

I don't get to many games, but sadly. But now I'm back in England. I'm hoping to get.

[Sean Hayes]

Let's come in the New year. I'm going to come over there. Let's go to a Game. Let's make this.

[Daniel Craig]

I would really like that.

[Sean Hayes]

Okay, great.

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah, I really like that.

[Jason Bateman]

Daniel, thank you so much for doing this.

[Daniel Craig]

Thank you.

[Jason Bateman]

You enjoy your day.

[Daniel Craig]

Yeah, thank you.

[Jason Bateman]

All right, buddy. Bye.

[Sean Hayes]

Thank you.

[Daniel Craig]

I don't know how to stop this.

[Jason Bateman]

Slam it. There you go. Now, there's. There's. There's. There's. There's a guy's guy. He's a. He's a woman's guy, too. And he slammed the computer, you know.

[Will Arnett]

That's great.

[Jason Bateman]

A great sign.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, that's you.

[Will Arnett]

You love that, jb.

[Jason Bateman]

I really do.

[Will Arnett]

He is. He's great. Like, you know, it's. How do you talk to him without bringing up James Bond? I. You can't tell if he's sick of it or.

[Jason Bateman]

I think we did a good job of not peppering him with all the shit he's been asked. Maybe. I don't know. I've never seen an interview with him.

[Will Arnett]

I mean, I always say this on this little podcast of ours is, like, when I meet people I've never met before. Like that. And I'm huge fans, of course. I wanna ask him all the fan questions, but I'm nervous.

[Jason Bateman]

I know.

[Will Arnett]

You know, like, how many films have you seen?

[Sean Hayes]

A billion times. I wanna get down to your numbers now.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, I mean, I. Honestly, I've seen that so many times. Casino Royale. I've seen all of them so many times. But Skyfall, Scotty's favorite, and we've seen that many times.

[Jason Bateman]

That's incredible.

[Sean Hayes]

It's really.

[Jason Bateman]

That's the one, right?

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, it's so good.

[Will Arnett]

Wait, are you kidding? Jay, it's so good.

[Jason Bateman]

Invite me over, for Christ's sake.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, wait, Jason. Skyfall. Amazing.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[Will Arnett]

And you love Javier Bardem. He takes his teeth out and it's crazy.

[Jason Bateman]

Spoiler alert. Wait, what's your favorite line that he ever said?

[Will Arnett]

Oh, yeah, no, I was.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, this. My ear. I hear it through my ear.

[Will Arnett]

Take your hand away from your ear.

[Sean Hayes]

Take your hand away from your ear.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, what a line. Yeah, no, because it kicked.

[Sean Hayes]

Is James Bond around? That was another one.

[Will Arnett]

No, but go ahead.

[Jason Bateman]

Go ahead, Sean.

[Sean Hayes]

I know you were going to say, fuck me. Dude. Watching your face. Try to.

[Jason Bateman]

Because he looks down at the computer. Because he kind of works on them, I think.

[Sean Hayes]

Of course he does.

[Will Arnett]

No, no, I had one. I have one.

[Jason Bateman]

Have we ever gotten a bunch of suggestions from our listeners of what we.

[Will Arnett]

Can ask for our buys?

[Jason Bateman]

I know. Do we have a portal for them to fill?

[Sean Hayes]

A portal?

[Jason Bateman]

Can you fill our Portal.

[Sean Hayes]

What do you mean?

[Jason Bateman]

Or some sort of a site. They can put all these recommendations so we can stop listening to Sean's shitty buys.

[Sean Hayes]

But also, it's not the shitty buys. No, it's Sean. It's the way he goes, blah, blah, blah. And he goes, yeah, so also I was thinking that. And you're like, fuck, dude, here it comes. What are you.

[Will Arnett]

No, I was gonna say, what does sty. What does Jason sty rhyme with.

[Jason Bateman]

No, that's no good.

[Daniel Craig]

Will.

[Jason Bateman]

You got one?

[Will Arnett]

I don't have one.

[Sean Hayes]

That's mine. No, I'm glad that it's.

[Jason Bateman]

You should be guest related. You know, it should be tied into the guest somehow.

[Sean Hayes]

Well, I mean, Skyfall, its original title was Bye Bye. Sounds like you got yourselves in a little bite, Robby.

[Jason Bateman]

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[Daniel Craig]

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[Sean Hayes]

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[Daniel Craig]

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[Will Arnett]

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[Jason Bateman]

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