Podcast Summary: SmartLess - INTRODUCING: Staying Alive with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally
Episode Information
- Podcast Title: SmartLess
- Hosts/Authors: Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett
- Episode Title: INTRODUCING: Staying Alive with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally
- Release Date: April 29, 2025
Introduction to "Staying Alive" In this special introductory episode, the SmartLess team welcomes listeners to "Staying Alive," a new podcast venture by comedians Adam Pally and Jon "John" Gabris. The episode opens with Adam Pally enthusiastically declaring, “[00:00] Smart bless media,” setting a lighthearted and humorous tone for the discussion ahead.
John Gabris introduces the new show, emphasizing the excitement surrounding its launch:
- “Hey, guys. So Smartless Media has a new show coming out. It's called Staying Alive. It's awesome. It's hosted by Adam Pally and John Gabris... [00:08]”
Behind the Scenes Banter The hosts engage in playful banter about their names and roles, showcasing their chemistry and camaraderie. This interaction not only humanizes the hosts but also primes listeners for the organic humor that defines the SmartLess brand:
- “[00:22] Adam Pally: Also, there is something Garbis and garbled. There's something garbage and garbage and looking at John, there's something that you want to...”
- “[01:04] Adam Pally: Now I can call you daddy in another frame of reference.”
Premiere Details and Release Schedule John emphasizes the premiere date and the consistent release schedule, building anticipation:
- “[00:34] John Gabris: By the way, we talk about that whole episode. The. So it premieres Thursday, April 24th, which is just around the corner. And new episodes released every Thursday... [00:34]”
Show Premise: Health and Wellness with a Comedic Twist Adam and John delve into the core premise of "Staying Alive," highlighting their long-standing friendship and shared journey through the comedic landscape:
- “[01:14] Adam Pally: So it. Basically, John and I were. Have been best friends and comedy partners for a long, long time, and we hosted a. A travel show called 101 Places to Party before you die on Max... [01:14]”
They reflect on transitioning from a party-centric lifestyle to a more health-conscious approach as they age, infusing humor to address common midlife concerns:
- “[02:15] John Gabris: It's so good. You know, it's such a thing that all of a sudden you Try to. You find yourself talking about...”
Health Insights and Practical Tips The conversation shifts to practical health advice, blending informative content with their signature humor:
- “[03:27] Adam Pally: Well, I mean, it runs the gamut from like, you know, we had an immunologist on from the NIH who told us one of the simple things you can do is add... cruciferous vegetables into your diet. [03:42]”
They discuss the benefits of nutrient-dense foods like broccoli and cauliflower, making the information accessible and engaging:
- “[04:03] Adam Pally: They're nutrient dense. And they're worth it to add to your D. If you're not eating them, get...”
Humorous Anecdotes and Personal Habits Adam and John share personal anecdotes and quirky health habits, maintaining a lighthearted atmosphere:
- “[05:12] John Gabris: I stuff a cauliflower into my blunt.”
- “[05:18] John Gabris: Did you say into your butt?”
These exchanges demonstrate the hosts' ability to balance serious topics with comedic relief, ensuring the content remains entertaining.
Trailer and Guest Highlights The episode features a sneak peek of the "Staying Alive" trailer, where Adam and John outline the show's focus and tease upcoming guests:
- “[05:33] Unknown Speaker: Listen up, podcast fans. Joe Rogan, Theo Von Tim Dylan won't be on our show at all.”
- “[06:05] Adam Pally: We'll have guests like our friend, actor Jerry O'Connell.”
They highlight the diversity of guests, ranging from fellow comedians to health professionals, promising a blend of informative discussions and humorous interactions:
- “[07:09] Unknown Speaker: Like, Jillian's 25. And you and I. I'm a hard 25.”
- “[07:23] Unknown Speaker: You know, Adam and I, we may not be wellness experts, but I can tell you this. We are curious freaks who love to talk about this shit.”
Promotional Content and Call to Action Adam and John encourage listeners to subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ for early and ad-free access:
- “[07:48] Adam Pally: Staying Alive premieres April 24. Anywhere you get your podcasts, get them a week early and ad free with Sirius XM Podcast plus on Apple Podcasts.”
They also promote the availability of the show on YouTube, inviting fans to engage with the content across platforms:
- “[08:00] Adam Pally: Check out the video version of the show on YouTube on the SmartLess Media channel.”
Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts The episode concludes with heartfelt thanks and final humorous exchanges, reinforcing the hosts' dedication to the new venture:
- “[08:12] John Gabris: You guys, you're awesome. I can't wait for everybody to hear this...”
They wrap up by acknowledging the support from the SmartLess team and expressing enthusiasm for the journey ahead:
- “[08:30] John Gabris: Thank you for the green light, guys. It was exhausting green lighting it.”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- “Smart bless media.” – Adam Pally [00:00]
- “Staying Alive, our new health and wellness podcast that is neither for the healthy or well.” – Adam Pally [05:43]
- “We are curious freaks who love to talk about this shit.” – Unknown Speaker [07:23]
- “Staying Alive premieres April 24. Anywhere you get your podcasts, get them a week early and ad free with Sirius XM Podcast plus on Apple Podcasts.” – Adam Pally [07:48]
Conclusion This introductory episode of "Staying Alive" effectively sets the stage for a health and wellness podcast infused with humor and genuine dialogue. Adam Pally and Jon Gabris leverage their comedic backgrounds to explore serious topics in an engaging and relatable manner. Listeners can expect a blend of practical health tips, entertaining anecdotes, and insightful conversations with diverse guests, all while maintaining the signature SmartLess charm. Whether you're seeking wellness advice or simply enjoy a good laugh, "Staying Alive" promises to deliver content that is both informative and entertaining.
Stay Connected
- Subscribe: Available on Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and other major platforms.
- Early Access: Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ for ad-free listening and early access to episodes.
- Follow Us: Check out the video version on the SmartLess Media YouTube channel.
Don’t Miss Out: "Staying Alive" premieres on Thursday, April 24th, with new episodes every Thursday. Tune in to join Adam and John on their journey to better health and endless laughter.