"Leanne Morgan"

Summary

SmartLess with Leanne Morgan (Jan 26, 2026) — Detailed Episode Summary

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Overview

This episode of SmartLess features comedian Leanne Morgan, known as the “Mrs. Maisel of Appalachia.” The conversation, led by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett, dives into Leanne’s unconventional, decades-long rise to comedy stardom at 60. The group discusses Leanne’s roots in rural Tennessee, the role of social media in her career breakthrough, the challenge of succeeding later in life, family, sitcoms, and the everyday hilarity that fills her material. The tone is irreverent, warm, and quick-witted, full of Southern charm and sharp Hollywood banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Leanne Morgan – The Late-Blooming Comedy Star

[07:31–09:58]

• Will introduces Leanne, highlighting her journey from Adams, Tennessee's grocery store daughter to sold-out arenas and Netflix specials at age 60.
• Sean and Jason gush over Leanne’s original style and her “moment.”
  • “You're so funny and cool and original. Oh, I'm so psyched that you're here.” (Sean, 08:28)
• Leanne’s beagle interrupts; she jokes about her noisy home in the Smoky Mountains.

2. Breakthrough at 50: The Social Media Aha Moment

[10:27–14:45]

• Will asks why success hit “right now.”
• Leanne reflects: “I've been doing standup for 20 years… I found my audience, and I think I found a niche, a demo… that were probably being ignored by Hollywood.” (Leanne, 11:03)
• Social media's bite-sized comedy brings both opportunity (going viral, hitting new audiences) and challenge (hurting movie theaters and long-form comedy).
• Leanne notes her Netflix sitcom reached #2, joking she lost #1 spot to “The Hunting Wives”:
  • “All those that were shooting boars in their panties...and then would do sexual stuff with each other. And I could not beat that.” (Leanne, 13:27)

3. Going Viral: A New Kind of Comedy Career

[14:55–18:23]

• Leanne describes being unable to “sell tickets in clubs” into her 50s—until a Facebook video about taking her husband Chuck to see Def Leppard/Journey went viral.
  • “That went viral. And then I think people saw that and they were like, what else does she have?” (Leanne, 15:32)
• Her “Big Panty Tour” and “panty material” emerged during this boom. “Every picture of me at the Big Panty tour, I looked sweaty and heavy...I was like, chicken casserole was coming out of my pores.”
• Netflix offered a special: “That changed my life. Yeah. And then Chuck Lorre came to my house in Knoxville, Tennessee, and asked me if I would do a television show with him.” (Leanne, 18:14)

4. The Reality of Chasing Hollywood from Appalachia

[18:31–22:39]

• Leanne had multiple TV deals collapse (some due to writers’ strikes). “I thought that was it...I'm gonna be the next Roseanne...and then the writer strike hit.”
• Family, food, and menopausal humor: admits to celebrating her 60th in a tankini, eating two cakes “standing at the counter with a fork.”
  • “I have trained [my kids] that we overeat, but they were like, we know she likes chocolate…every day's a party. I have.” (Leanne, 20:46)

5. Marriage and Family: The “Chuck Morgan” Phenomenon

[25:22–38:05]

• The hosts are fascinated by Chuck, repeatedly referencing his thriftiness, skepticism, and bemused adjustment to his wife’s rise (“He's been a problem for some time.” —Jason, 25:33)
• Leanne shares:
  • Meeting Chuck after a rough college patch.
  • Feeling destined for show biz, but isolated—“I would have loved to have done the Groundlings or Second City...I was this little bitty country.” (Leanne, 27:03)
  • Chuck’s slow realization of her fame: “People were yelling at me through that at the big arena and I think he was dumbfounded.” (Leanne, 35:12)
• Raising three children came before comedy; Leanne credits her family’s resilience and her kids’ ability to “boil the macaroni” when she’s on the road.

6. Comedic Influences & Sitcom Nostalgia

[28:32–30:18]

• Leanne grew up obsessed with Johnny Carson’s stand-up guests, Leno, Letterman, Ellen, Roseanne, and sitcoms like WKRP, Cheers, and Three’s Company.
• The hosts discuss favorite multicam sitcoms.
  • Leanne: “I really enjoyed WKRP in Cincinnati… and I loved Lonnie Anderson.” (30:08)

7. Honing the Act: From Jewelry Parties to Netflix

[30:32–32:59]

• Early gigs were jewelry parties (“Tupperware parties for bling”), feeding neighbors for laughs, not sales.
• “I kind of developed some of my first material... I was talking about breastfeeding and hemorrhoids.” (Leanne, 32:21)
• Belief in herself was key:
  • “I felt in my heart… I'll be on TV one day. I'm gonna be on…in Las Vegas.” (Leanne, 32:59)

8. The Role of Support: Social Media Boys & Karen Mills

[33:14–58:31]

• Honest Fox Media (Jared and Andrew) guided her viral rise.
  • “They understood my brand from the word go.” (Leanne, 34:08)
• Her friend Karen Mills, a fellow comic, is her “saving grace,” offering professional support and camaraderie.
  • “We laugh so hard together...I can't tell y'all how grateful I am to have her.” (Leanne, 56:51)

9. Stories from the Road and Family

[41:12–44:58]

• Family stories fuel her act, including a tale of her youngest stripping off ski clothes on a lift due to “my butthole itches.” (Leanne, 43:41)
• Brings family on stage for Netflix specials; audiences love seeing them.

10. Comedy Style: Clean Language, Mom Energy, and Mental Health

[59:44–60:22]

• Leanne rarely curses onstage: “I started out, you know, with little children, and I didn't want to say anything that I didn't want them to say.” (Leanne, 59:57)
• Emphasizes a “sweet spirit” keeps her from contentious crowds; mostly gets “drunk women yelling about C-sections.”
• Her background is in crisis intervention counseling (“I wanted to be a child and family therapist if I didn't make it in Hollywood.” —Leanne, 51:31), which informs her understanding of people.

11. Rapid Fire Round (Southern Favorites)

[60:40–61:38]

• Sweet tea or bourbon? (“I'd even say bourbon.”)
• Banana pudding over Jello salad.
• Arena rock show over country concert.
• Live studio audience over location/touring.
• Early bird, pizza, pancakes, and Levi’s over Lycra.

12. Message to “Women of a Certain Age” and Final Reflections

[62:00–64:36]

• Leanne’s story inspires women: “I feel like I'm smarter than I've ever been. I'm better at my craft. It took me 20 years to figure out how to do this.”
• Advice: It’s never too late—success at 60 is sweeter and better informed.
  • “It's also a privilege to get older, you know, like. Cause the only other choice is dying. You know, it's like you want to get as old as possible. Cause if you don't, you die.” (Jason, 64:03)
  • Leanne on turning 60: “It's like God's put down at the carnival and picked up one of those little ducks and said, it's you, girl.” (Leanne, 64:32)

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Notable Quotes

• Leanne on Social Media Breakthrough:
  • “It’s like somebody turned a light on in a dark room… I found my audience…a bunch of people that were probably being ignored by Hollywood.” [11:03]
• Leanne on Family & Career:
  • “I trained them that every day's a party. I have.” [20:46]
  • “This has taken over everybody. Y’all know what that it’s take. I go. I live out in LA part of the year to shoot, and so I can't be there for...I try.” [38:59]
• On Aging & Late Success:
  • “I feel like I'm smarter than I've ever been. I'm better at my craft. It took me 20 years to figure out how to do this.” [62:57]
  • “This is crazy what's happened to me. It's like winning the lottery. It's like God's put down at the carnival and picked up one of those little ducks and said, it's you, girl.” [64:32]
• Hosts on Leanne’s Appeal:
  • “You are, you can see why you made it. You're just an absolute unbelievable joy.” (Will, 64:52)
  • “You're doing it real well, and this has been an enormous pleasure.” (Jason, 64:36)

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Memorable & Funny Moments

• Leanne’s beagle interrupts, leading to a riff on “bagels talking in the kitchen.” [09:07]
• Eating two cakes in a tankini for her 60th birthday. [20:07–20:41]
• Jewelry parties as early stage time: “Eat some dip, eat a brownie, sell some jewelry.” [31:58]
• Daughter disrobing on a ski lift due to an itchy problem: “She said, my butthole itches.” [43:41]
• Chuck Morgan’s thrift (“Hilton Garden Inn for a New York birthday!” [31:10]) and slow awe at Leanne’s stardom.
• Rapid fire round: “Levi’s or Lycra? – Levi’s.” [61:35]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Leanne’s Introduction & Origin Story: [07:31–09:58]
• Breakthrough via Social Media: [10:27–14:45]
• Viral Def Leppard/Journey Story & Big Panty Tour: [14:55–18:23]
• TV Pilots, Family, and Food: [18:31–22:39]
• Chuck Morgan & Family Life: [25:22–38:05]
• Sitcoms & Comedy Heroes: [28:32–30:18]
• Early Work and Self-Belief: [30:32–32:59]
• The “Honest Fox” Social Team: [33:14–34:25]
• Support System: [56:51]
• Family Stories in Her Act: [41:12–44:58]
• Philosophy on Cursing, Clean Acts: [59:44–60:22]
• Rapid Fire: [60:40–61:38]
• Reflections on Age & Success: [62:00–64:36]

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Tone and Takeaway

The episode is filled with laughter, support, and admiration as the hosts cheer on Leanne’s unique path. Leanne’s candor about life in the South, family, setbacks, and relentless hustle inspires not just aspiring comedians but anyone feeling overlooked after 40. The group’s playful chemistry and quick wit make this a standout SmartLess conversation.

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For more laughs and Southern wisdom, find Leanne Morgan’s Netflix specials and catch her new sitcom on Warner Bros.

Transcript

[Will Arnett]

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[Leanne Morgan]

Oh, God.

[Will Arnett]

It's a. Oh, Lord. It's like a. It's like a cold. This is. There's nothing colder than a cold open snake. The cold open. Ah, now I'm getting bit by a snake. Everybody run. The snakes are cold. It's a cold open. Ah, my phone is ringing. Hang on one second. It's time for a cold open. Welcome to Smart Less Smart.

[Leanne Morgan]

Less.

[Sean Hayes]

Smart.

[Jason Bateman]

Less.

[Sean Hayes]

Sm.

[Will Arnett]

Listener. Oh, we're talking about the Golden Globes. Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, we're talking about the Golden Globes.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

And. And it was fun. We had a good time, us guys.

[Sean Hayes]

We did have fun.

[Jason Bateman]

That was.

[Will Arnett]

That was super fun.

[Sean Hayes]

We did our. We did. We did our sweaty bit at the beginning.

[Will Arnett]

It was great. It was super fun.

[Jason Bateman]

Nice to be a part of the. Of. Of that. That. What was it, I guess, category. And as. As our friend Jimmy Kimmel put it, nice to be a part of that catego end up like break dancing at the Olympics and never coming back.

[Will Arnett]

Break dancing at the Olympics.

[Jason Bateman]

The last time you see that category. I don't know. But congrats to Ms. Amy Poehler for winning absolute best podcast in the world.

[Sean Hayes]

Good hang.

[Jason Bateman]

Did.

[Sean Hayes]

Did very well. It was. It was a good hang. Her speech was a good hang.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, a lot of good speeches last night.

[Will Arnett]

A lot of good.

[Sean Hayes]

You know what's fun about. I saw Amy right before I saw Amy and Joel in the thing in the back, and she was like, oh, my God, you guys are going to win. I go, bull effing.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah. We've been saying win for months.

[Jason Bateman]

I won 200 bucks. I bet. I bet on her and won $200. I know.

[Sean Hayes]

You bet with Krasinski. And then I. I told Amy that you bet with Krasinski. Krasinski and I go right from moment one, you know that she's got it locked up when it comes to that. Like, you know, she's Miss Golden Globes. Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

She loves the darling. Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

She deserves it, but she's beloved.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, for sure. For sure.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

But anyways, did you guys meet anybody you were excited to meet last night? Did you have anybody come up and

[Will Arnett]

I had a wonderful conversation with Kevin Bacon and Sean Penn. Yeah, those guys are great. Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Willie, did you get some nice compliments on your film?

[Sean Hayes]

I did, actually. Yeah. It was nice. There was a lot of. A lot of nice people said. A lot of people that. That I really look up to and that I love things.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. George was very nice about it. Yeah, he was very sweet about it. He sent me a nice text as well. And Sandler and those guys.

[Will Arnett]

That's nice.

[Sean Hayes]

Super nice. And had some good laughs. At one point, Jason was bothering me, pretending that he was working at the after party, and he just kept bothering me, pretending that he was running.

[Jason Bateman]

Running the martini card.

[Sean Hayes]

He was running the martini card. He goes, I'll just be right here if you want anything.

[Jason Bateman]

I Vodka and gin. Vodka and gin.

[Sean Hayes]

Vodka, like, into my ear. And I just kept going, would you off? It's hilarious.

[Jason Bateman]

Shie is every. Everything's okay. Sean had to. Had to leave early. Sort of an ailment.

[Sean Hayes]

It's funny how it timed out right to us losing our category that his emergency.

[Will Arnett]

So crazy. Who could have called that?

[Jason Bateman]

Unfortunate timing, but everything was all taken care of. He got home in time, ended up being okay. Evacuate, whatever was good.

[Sean Hayes]

Yes.

[Will Arnett]

No, thank you for your concern. Thank you. Yeah, no, everything turned out terrific.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

I was just like, you know, it's super fun to go the Show. Will and Grace. The Will and Grace program and myself and all the cast and everybody.

[Sean Hayes]

Now that's a comedy.

[Jason Bateman]

Bring him back.

[Sean Hayes]

Because there he's gay. So they can't be together. But they're best friends. But they would be perfect together. But he's gay. Boy, this guy's astute. He's got a real take on Will and Grace. The guy in the back of the theater.

[Will Arnett]

That is so funny. But anyway, we've been total nominated a total of 27 times.

[Sean Hayes]

No way.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah. And then last night was 28. When never won one.

[Sean Hayes]

Is that true?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah. Never won.

[Jason Bateman]

Will and Grace was up for what, last night?

[Will Arnett]

No, I'm just saying. Total. And then last night was one more that I. And the. Oh, that you were a part of.

[Jason Bateman]

Gotcha. Gotcha. That's. That's 28. Zero. Oh, and 28 at the Golden Globes.

[Will Arnett]

That is correct. Or something like that. 26, 27.

[Sean Hayes]

I was there. Jay. I was there the night Jay won one. I was sitting next to Jay and we had a nice deep.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, that's nice. That was for Ozark.

[Sean Hayes]

For arrest.

[Jason Bateman]

This was for arrested. Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, that's great. Congratulations.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

That was.

[Jason Bateman]

I made the mistake of thanking every single person I've ever met in my life.

[Sean Hayes]

No, you know what? I remember that. And I was really sweet and. And you were legitimately surprised. And it was a. That was a really, really fun to look that up.

[Will Arnett]

I'd like to see that.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, it's you.

[Jason Bateman]

You get to have nice things. Don't usually happen for me.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, I know. I know. Everybody's. Everybody's real concerned about. You've had a rough road.

[Jason Bateman]

I was proud. I was proud of our little bit. The three of us, you know, we committed. We were cooking with gas up there.

[Will Arnett]

That's right, by the way. And I said to Jason, nobody in the. In the history of an award show has done a bit with their back towards the audience.

[Sean Hayes]

I know. It was so good, jb.

[Will Arnett]

That was great.

[Jason Bateman]

Try to create a private moment.

[Will Arnett]

It was so funny. I started laughing at that.

[Sean Hayes]

I liked Clooney's and a bit with Don Cheadle. Cheetle. That was good. They were. They were really good. Anyway.

[Will Arnett]

Anyway. All right, here we go. Ready?

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Y.

[Will Arnett]

My guest today is wonderful. She's fantastic. She's living proof that good things come to those who wait. She grew up in Adams, Tennessee, population 600.

[Jason Bateman]

Whoa.

[Will Arnett]

Where her parents ran the only grocery meat shop in town. She hung around the local funeral home for fun. After college, she sold Jewelry at house parties to help make ends meet. 25 years later, she's finally having her moment at 60. Sold out arenas, Netflix specials, best selling memoir, hit sitcom. She's a self proclaimed Mrs. Maisel of Appalachia. It's the hilarious big hearted Leanne. Leanne Morgan.

[Sean Hayes]

Leanne Morgan. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it was Leanne Morgan.

[Jason Bateman]

I've never seen Will so, so happy

[Leanne Morgan]

with all of y'.

[Will Arnett]

All.

[Leanne Morgan]

And I mean in a sinful way. Thank y' all for having me. This is.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, my gosh, to have you here

[Will Arnett]

for us, too, Morgan.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, my God, I'm so happy. I love your story. I love that you are having this moment. It's so deserved. You're so funny and cool and original. Oh, I'm so psyched that you're here.

[Leanne Morgan]

Thank you, thank you. Now I've got a beagle yelling at me. Hold on, boys.

[Will Arnett]

A beagle, A beagle, a beagle.

[Jason Bateman]

A little beagle. I like beagles.

[Leanne Morgan]

I'm up on my top floor and she doesn't like for me to talk on the phone. So let me get that out of the way. I'm sitting here in the foothills of the Smoky Mountains in Knoxville, Tennessee, and I love.

[Jason Bateman]

That's so good, y'.

[Leanne Morgan]

All.

[Jason Bateman]

We love you.

[Sean Hayes]

By the way, Leanne, when you said you had a beagle talking to you, Sean was thinking to himself at the same time, he's like, I feel like there's Bagel talking to me from the kitchen.

[Jason Bateman]

Soup.

[Will Arnett]

So you're Knoxville.

[Leanne Morgan]

Eat me.

[Will Arnett]

That's amazing. I mean, it is really cool, like Will said, to hear your story, and we'll get into it in just a sec. But, like, I am so. I don't even know you, and I'm so excited for you for all that's happening here. It's really, really cool.

[Sean Hayes]

I've seen. I've seen you do. First of all, congrats on your. I know your show has been a super big hit, so congrats on that.

[Leanne Morgan]

Thank you.

[Sean Hayes]

And then now you're. Did you just have a special? A Netflix special?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, it was in the top 10.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, it's like, exactly. Like, you're just having all this stuff, and then I've seen you in a couple of interviews and you've got a great vibe. I watched a little bit of your. You were on with Conan, and it was so funny.

[Jason Bateman]

God, we like that Conan.

[Sean Hayes]

We love Conan. Isn't he the best?

[Leanne Morgan]

I know, he was wonderful.

[Sean Hayes]

I mean, this guy's Working with nothing. He has so little talent. And then he's managed to, like, kind of stay smooth. Yeah, stay smooth and kind of scotch something together. This dude, bless his heart, it's amazing.

[Jason Bateman]

Yep.

[Will Arnett]

It's only repetitive, but it works.

[Sean Hayes]

It is. And think about how little intellect he has and yet he's able to kind of make it work.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, it makes the hair dance a little bit. And he distracts you.

[Leanne Morgan]

His hair.

[Sean Hayes]

I know, I know.

[Leanne Morgan]

Blew me away.

[Will Arnett]

Wait, Leanne, so tell me, like, to what Will just said. Why do you think. What do you. Why do you think you are hitting at this time right now in your life, in this business and all of it? What do you think's going on?

[Leanne Morgan]

Oh, my Lord. I don't know, boys. I guess. Okay, I guess. You know, I've been doing standup for 20 years when this hit. I was in my early 50s, so.

[Jason Bateman]

Good.

[Leanne Morgan]

And I think that, I mean, I was doing the same stuff I'd always been doing. And one time I was Backstage with Reba McEntire's ex husband, Norville, and he

[Jason Bateman]

said, no, we know Norval well,

[Leanne Morgan]

that has Blake Shelton and all these people, Kelly Clarkson. And he said, it's just a phenomenon, Leanne. Like, you've been doing the same thing for 20 years and you, you know, changing up my material, you know, all that. But doing stand up and then this hits. It's like somebody turned a light on in a dark room. But I started doing that social media thing, y'. All. I found my audience, and I think that I found a niche, a demo. I don't know what you call you Hollywood boys would call it, but of a bunch of people that were probably being ignored by Hollywood. I think that. And I think I spoke to all these darling people that love to be entertained, buy tickets to theaters, and have been wonderful to me, and they like my sitcom and they watch my specials.

[Sean Hayes]

They love your sitcom, by the way. These guys are. I'm from Toronto. I'm just a kid. I'm just a. Aw, shucks, Kid from Toronto. It should be noted. I'm just a Canadian kid. Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

We'll fill in all the Hollywood stuff for you guys. Sean and I, we got you.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

But, yeah, you know, it is interesting that I think our buddy Judd Apatow explained why comedy movies are not doing as good a business nowadays is because social media, there's these great little bite size moments of comedy that people kind of get satisfied by, and it is great. I mean, I'm looking at them too. I'm Laughing my ass off. And it does seem like.

[Sean Hayes]

And it's immediate, right?

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

But it is helping some parts of the business and maybe hurting others or I don't know, but it is.

[Leanne Morgan]

I think it hurts. I love a comedy. I love a movie I was in. I've only done one movie, and I played Reese Witherspoon's big sister, Gwen.

[Will Arnett]

With Will Ferrell.

[Leanne Morgan]

With Will Ferrell. He was darling and we had a ball. But I miss movies like that. I love all of Judd Apatow's. I mean, I just. Yeah. And I do. I think there's these little snippets, and then people just get satisfied with that.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

And let me tell y' all that my sitcom made it to number two on Netflix because the Hunting Wives came out the same time. All those that were shooting boars in their panties. Did y' all ever watch that show?

[Sean Hayes]

Wait, what?

[Will Arnett]

No.

[Sean Hayes]

What is it?

[Leanne Morgan]

It's Hunting Wives.

[Jason Bateman]

They'll shoot a wild boar in panties.

[Leanne Morgan]

They were shooting boars in their panties. Jason.

[Will Arnett]

Jason's like, what channel?

[Leanne Morgan]

And then would do sexual stuff with each other? And I could not beat that. You know, a multi wild.

[Sean Hayes]

Could not beat that. How do you spell hunting? Sorry, my Internet's slow here. But

[Jason Bateman]

is that true? I have heard of the Hunting Wives, but I haven't seen it yet. Is that what we can look forward to if we sample that?

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah, I think you would enjoy it, Jason, in the privacy of your own home. And then my special Unspeakable Things. That's the one that just came out. The first one was I'm Every Woman. And I could not believe Netflix gave me a special. Me being out in the.

[Will Arnett]

Were they both in the top 10?

[Leanne Morgan]

Yes.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

That's so amazing.

[Sean Hayes]

That's so good.

[Jason Bateman]

Deservedly so. It's funny as hell. Yeah, but so then you think that perhaps the bits that you were releasing onto social media, they caught fire a bit. And then did you then see attendance at your standup gigs get larger? And Netflix took notice of that, and then they said, okay, now you get a special. Is that the way that.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yes, that's exactly what happened.

[Jason Bateman]

And then that special brings even more people, and then there's another special.

[Will Arnett]

She gets a signal.

[Jason Bateman]

That's the way it goes.

[Sean Hayes]

Jason works in business affairs, so he's trying to figure out the commerce here.

[Jason Bateman]

At what point was the big negotiation? Was it before the first special or after?

[Sean Hayes]

How far apart were you guys on your first offer? Okay.

[Leanne Morgan]

I think what turned it around, I was. I could not get arrested. I Always say that I could not sell tickets and clubs. I was in my early 50s. I already felt like it was over. And then clubs would say, we love her, but she can't sell tickets. And I was just about to give up. And then I put out a clip of me taking my husband, Chuck Morgan, to go see Def Leppard and Journey. And how everybody looked sick and had plantar fasciitis. And that went viral. And then I think people saw that and they were like, what else does she have?

[Sean Hayes]

Everybody looked and had plantar fasciitis.

[Jason Bateman]

That is a rough crowd.

[Will Arnett]

Because of the way he walks. Is that what it is?

[Leanne Morgan]

Oh, the little boys in Journey, you know, well, they've hired that little guy, that little young guy, and he can still flip and squat and stuff, but those old boys. And then Def Lempard came out and I thought he had a little bump underneath his little chest. What? Jason?

[Jason Bateman]

Is it Benson Boone? Is that the flip and squatter?

[Leanne Morgan]

Oh, no, he's a skipper in squatter. But no, the little. They've hired Journey, you know. Cause Steve Perry had a hip replacement. And maybe they even fell out. Maybe somebody got mad and they fell out. But as we say in the south, but he. They've hired some little man that could sound like Steve Perry and he could still move. But all the old boys were in the back, you know, and had a blank stare. And you could. But then Def Leppard came out and had like a little bump under. And I thought, he's got a hernia. Little Def Leppard man.

[Jason Bateman]

He's wearing yoga pants still. And he's.

[Leanne Morgan]

He has tiny legs. His legs were this big. And he had hair down to here, and you could see through it. And I thought through it and I just. And I had never done that bit before. And I was going to Chattanooga, Tennessee, and I thought, everybody's already heard all this mess. I gotta come up with something new. And I thought, oh, I'll tell em about me and Chuck Morgan going to see Def Leppard and Journey. And that's what did it. And then I got the Big Panty Tour, boys. So then I was. I found myself talking about my panties a lot. So I named it the Big Panty Tour. But that was all like coming out of COVID So everything was booming. And I was selling tickets.

[Will Arnett]

And then your daughter used to run your Facebook account during COVID Cause you didn't know how to. You're not like a tech person. And that's when you discovered like, oh, yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

Oh, my kids Were doing it until I hired these darling young guys who they had during COVID They helped me.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

And I was on my back porch, you know, eating chicken and dressing. Well, I don't even wanna say that in front of y'. All. Cause that's country. Like a chicken casserole. And drinking wine. Too much wine. And then I went on tour, and every picture of me at the Big Panty tour, I looked sweaty and heavy and like, I was just like, chicken casserole was coming out of my pores. And I had imposter syndrome. And I was freaked out. And then Netflix bought that, and I did that special. And then, you know, Netflix is the stamp. I think Netflix is the stamp to say she's legit. This is the real deal. And that changed my life. That changed my life. Yeah. And then Chuck Lorre came to my house in Knoxville, Tennessee, and asked me if I would do a television show with him.

[Will Arnett]

And this was. And talk about, though, before that, there was four other, like, ones that didn't work for you. Like, were they pilots or were they actual shows that were.

[Leanne Morgan]

I never shot a pilot, but I did. But I would be in Knoxville, Tennessee, raising my three children. And I guess my first one, Warner Brothers and abc, ABC bought it. And my children were in elementary and maybe one was in middle school. And I thought that was it. This was it. I'm gonna be the next Roseanne. And then the writer strike hit. That first writer strike hit. And it was over in a day and in 07.

[Sean Hayes]

So that was a while ago.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah. And then I got two or three more. You know, you get them mixed up. Some of them I think could have gone somewhere. Some of them I don't think were ever gonna go anywhere. But I didn't know. I'm not a Hollywood, you know, I don't know all that.

[Sean Hayes]

But it's not the way it was. That was not your story. This is your story. And this is kind of the best version of it, too. I think it's awesome. That was not your train, Leanne. This is your train. You're on it now. It's so exciting to watch and to see. And Jason has some follow up questions about the chicken and the porridge.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. Was it a white wine or was it a red wine? Because it was a red.

[Leanne Morgan]

It was a red. Jason in the middle of perimenopause. That made that worse. You talking about wallering in the bed at night, sweat. And y' all are asking each other, how did you sleep before I came over?

[Jason Bateman]

Real warm at night.

[Leanne Morgan]

Not well, I know it.

[Jason Bateman]

I know.

[Will Arnett]

And then wait. And then did I. Speaking about food, you celebrated your 60th birthday by going and eating two cakes with a fork at the grocery store. Is that right?

[Leanne Morgan]

Okay.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, my God.

[Leanne Morgan]

We were in Florida, my favorite beach to go to. Chuck Morgan took me and all these kids and my two grandbabies. I've got two grandsons, a blonde and a redhead. Will. Cause I did Amy Poehler's podcast, that Doll, and she said, we've got. Honey, we've got that too. Okay. And they took me down there and we had a one. And they're toddlers, so we stayed in every night. It was wonderful. And then my kids bought me two birthday cakes from the grocery store, and I stood and ate them at the counter with a fork, with an old tankini swim skirt. Lands end bathing suit boys.

[Will Arnett]

Wow.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Why did we get two? Cause you have two favorites.

[Leanne Morgan]

Well, my kids, I've trained them that we overeat, but they were like, we know she likes chocolate. And the grandbabies like chocol. And then we know that they. I think they wanted Chuck Morgan. He also likes a vanilla and a chocolate. So they said, let's get two. Because I've raised them that every day's a party. I have.

[Will Arnett]

Right, right, right.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

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[Sean Hayes]

Can we just talk a little bit about Chuck Morgan? Because I love this idea of Chuck Morgan. I like hearing his full name every time. I love it. Now, what's the deal with Chuck Morgan? He's a character, right?

[Jason Bateman]

He's been a problem for some time.

[Leanne Morgan]

He's been a problem sometime.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

I met him at the University of Tennessee, honey. And I had gone through a divorce and had smoked cigarettes and not gone to class, y'. All. I hate to even say that to y', all, but I was wrong.

[Sean Hayes]

I dropped out.

[Leanne Morgan]

Dropped out.

[Jason Bateman]

It's all voluntary. When you get to college, you do whatever the hell you want, you know,

[Leanne Morgan]

And I was an idiot. And then I went back to finish, and I did. And then Chuck Morgan, I think, is attracted to people who are broken. And so we started dating.

[Jason Bateman]

Not a lot of pushback from the broken folks.

[Leanne Morgan]

So we thought, let's merge this like Kmart and what was that? Sears and let's just run it in the ground. But anyway, so Chuck Morgan and I marry, and then he buys a used mobile home business. He got an mba, and he had never stepped in a mobile home, a trailer, and bought a mobile home business and moved me to the foothills of the Appalachia Mountains. All the while, y' all knowing from the time I was little, I'm gonna be in show business. I'm gonna be on television. I knew it from the time I was 10, really, but I just didn't know how, you know, I was from the country and farming people. I didn't know how to. You know, I would have loved to have done the Groundleighs or Second City. I was raised on Saturday Night Live. I would have loved to have done, but I just didn't know how. You know, I was this little bitty

[Will Arnett]

country, and all through your 40s and 50s and all that, you still held onto that kind of thing. That I'm still. It doesn't matter how long it takes, I'm still gonna do it.

[Leanne Morgan]

When I started, I called myself a true standup. When Chuck sold that business and went to work for a big Chuck Morgan, Berkshire Hathaway company. Chuck Morgan. And he moved me to San Antonio, and I would go drive back and forth to Austin, Texas, where one of the best comedy clubs in the United States was in Austin. And Jimmy Miller, who is Dennis Miller's

[Sean Hayes]

Brother, we know Dr. Jimmy Miller. He's got a PhD in show business. That's what I always say. We love Dr. Miller, the third brother,

[Leanne Morgan]

owned that comedy club. And he's the one that sent my first CD CD to Hollywood to Jimmy. And he gave it to Tom Warner at Warner Brothers. And that's how I got that.

[Sean Hayes]

Hey, Tom, Jimmy Miller here. I got a hot CD for you. Tom's like, oh, great. Sounds great. Thanks, Jimmy. Thanks. Two great guys.

[Leanne Morgan]

I was 32 when I started doing clubs and I considered myself a real. But I had been doing, like little gigs in Morristown, Tennessee, in the Appalachia. Like somebody say, can you come and do your program at the Rotary? And I would get paid $50, take my babies to mom's day out and go do that. But I started doing club and, you know, being more like the real thing at 32 years old.

[Jason Bateman]

Who was your hero? Who was your hero coming up? Like, who were you looking at going, I'd love for my career to go that direction. Was it somebody on a sitcom or was it a standup?

[Leanne Morgan]

I loved all sitcoms, but I love standup. I love Johnny Carson and watching the standups. So I would watch, you know, Jay Leno, David Letterman.

[Jason Bateman]

Remember David Brenner?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yes. And Richard Lewis. Yeah, I love Richard Lewis. I would watch Ellen, Roseanne. When Roseanne was on there, it blew me away. But I loved sitcoms. I grew up, you know, watching WKRP in Cincinnati.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, sure.

[Leanne Morgan]

And Cheers and Frasier and all that. But anything to do with, you know, comedy movies, stand up, I loved all of it. And I just didn't know what I was gonna do and how you can make a living at it.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Well, guy, I'm gonna go around the horn. What was everybody's favorite multicam sitcom of all time?

[Jason Bateman]

All in on the Family.

[Sean Hayes]

You're number one.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Cheers for me, too. Cheers for me too.

[Jason Bateman]

Taxi was up there. Pretty good too.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, I should say Will and Grace, but.

[Jason Bateman]

Will and Grace, which one was that?

[Will Arnett]

No, no, I. I mean, because I was on it. So it'd be something else. So it would be.

[Sean Hayes]

No, it would be weird if you said if you name your own show.

[Will Arnett]

That's right. That's right.

[Sean Hayes]

Let's just say. But yeah, Cheers for me. Okay, sorry. Okay, okay, sorry. Wait, what was your. Wait, wait, Liam, what was your favorite favorite of all of all the multi camp sitcoms of all time? If you had to pick one Gun to your hand, I don't know why there'd be a gun to your hand. There is a gun.

[Leanne Morgan]

I Love Lucy. Oh, gosh. Okay, y', all, let me think I does that. I really enjoyed WKRP in Cincinnati.

[Sean Hayes]

There you go.

[Leanne Morgan]

I just loved it. And I loved Lonnie Anderson.

[Will Arnett]

I love Les Nessman.

[Leanne Morgan]

I loved all those guys on radio.

[Jason Bateman]

I just.

[Leanne Morgan]

When I think about it, or like Three's Company. I'm 60.

[Sean Hayes]

I love Three's Company.

[Leanne Morgan]

Three's Company.

[Sean Hayes]

Never has has a swinging door been wet. What more well used than in Three's Company. The kitchen. That swing.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, right. Play by genre.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, that pretty good too.

[Leanne Morgan]

Sure.

[Will Arnett]

So wait, when you first started out, you were doing like Kiwanis club stuff, right? Like community center stuff. And did you know by those early. And then you were doing. I said in the intro you were doing jewelry. Oh, like, like, oh, jewelry, right. Jewelry parties. Is that like Tupperware parties?

[Leanne Morgan]

Yes, I was selling because Chuck Morgan, y', all, is tight with money. And people don't believe me when I say that. I remember that we were just in New York celebrating my 5 year old grandbaby's 5th birthday. We took him to the Museum of Natural History and to the Lion King and all that. Chuck Morgan booked me in a Hilton Garden Inn.

[Jason Bateman]

That's where Will is right now.

[Will Arnett]

Exactly.

[Leanne Morgan]

But you know, I kind of, kind of. I'm a big deal. But he likes to keep us, you know, with the brakes on. But so I wanted to, I wanted to. Of course, he was 27 years old, y', all, and had a business and was having to, you know, all these people on payroll. So I wanted to make a little money. I wanted to stay home and breastfeed my first baby. And I wanted to make a little money and get my hair highlighted. And then so one of my friends said, I'm selling this jewelry and I don't even care about jewelry. And she goes, you can meet people. Cause I, I was isolated up in the Appalachian Mountain. She said, you can meet people and you can eat a d. Eat some dip, eat a brownie, sell some jewelry, get it.

[Will Arnett]

And so by the way, I'm in.

[Jason Bateman]

I just had a. I had a vision of you just now presenting a necklace with a little bit of dip underneath your fingernails.

[Sean Hayes]

Jason's thinking about other people touching the other vegetables in the dip or the chip, all the other fingers that get in there. Right? J. A little bit.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, a double dipper.

[Leanne Morgan]

But you know, I look back on, it was really fun. And I sold jewelry to everybody in the Appalachian mountains. Cause I was funny. And people thought they would book me about a year in advance because they would have a good time. I wasn't talking about jewelry. I kind of Developed some of my first material. And I was talking about breastfeeding and hemorrhoids. I always talk about what I'm going through, and women could relate to it. And then I remember saying to women, because you have to do the pitch at the end, like, to book a party with me. And I said, I mean, it's see me in. See me. Get me now with the party, or see me in Las Vegas later.

[Sean Hayes]

You're right.

[Leanne Morgan]

It's up to y'. All. But I felt in my heart, y', all, I thought, I'll be on TV one day. I'm gonna be on. You know, I'll be in Las Vegas. I'm gonna be. Which was crazy, But I thought that. I felt that every time. And then the company noticed. Yes.

[Sean Hayes]

You have to see it. You have to see it to believe it. You really, really do.

[Jason Bateman]

You don't believe in you. No one else is gonna.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. It's so true.

[Leanne Morgan]

And I always believed it. I got real worried in my. Right before I blew up, I told Chuck Morgan, I go, I don't think anything's gonna happen. I feel desperate. I think I'm gonna open up a hardware store. And he was like, that's crazy. And you don't need to do that, Lynn. And that's the first time I had doubt. And I almost quit. And then that's. And I said, these social media boys that I hired who are darling. I'm still with them. And I never spent that kind of money on my career. And I thought, I'm giving it three months. Cause it was expensive. I thought, I'm giving it three months. If nothing happens, I know that's a sign, and I will bail out. In the first video they put out, went viral and changed everything.

[Sean Hayes]

Let's get a shout out to those boys. What are their names?

[Leanne Morgan]

Honest Fox Media. And that is Jared and Andrew. And they are precious. And I tell you, y', all, they had a mom. They grew up with a big bunch of brothers and sisters. And they got my voice. They understood my brand from the word go.

[Jason Bateman]

That's great.

[Sean Hayes]

What does Chuck Morgan think about the money you spent with Jared and the boys?

[Leanne Morgan]

He fought me on it.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, of course he did. Classic Chuck Morgan.

[Will Arnett]

And I read that Chuck Morgan didn't know, didn't realize how big your fame was until a gig at the University of Tennessee or something like that. You're walking out.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah, maybe when we went to see Lionel Richie in Earth, Wind and Fire and People, he got me regular tickets, which, you know, I don't Mind sitting regular in somewhere. But now I got a bunch of darling middle aged women, you know, they've had a cocktail and before you know it, I mean, we're all kissing and hugging and I don't see the show. But anyway, he. People were yelling at me through that at the big arena and he. And I think he was dumbfounded.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, well, let's say more about that. What happens ol Big Britches? Chuck Morgan with his Berkshire Hathaway gig and he's seeing Leanne. Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

You're jackassing it back to Austin. It's not for shits and giggles. You're really doing something. And all of a sudden, check. Chuck Morgan's in for a bit of

[Jason Bateman]

a reality security's getting between you and Chuck Morgan, you know, walking back out to the car and he's not comfortable with that, is he?

[Leanne Morgan]

Well, no, some of it. He loves Jason. Some of it. I think it's been. It has been something to navigate. I think he does like to go to the University of Tennessee and set up in a box and meet Peyton Manning.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, yeah, of course he does.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Who doesn't suck, does it Old Chucky Bump.

[Will Arnett]

Chucky Bump.

[Leanne Morgan]

He's been a wonderful provider.

[Sean Hayes]

So I think, you know, we love Chuck Morgan.

[Leanne Morgan]

It was hard for him for me to make honey to have this power. You know what I'm saying, boys?

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, yeah. But let me. Leanne, let me ask you just a little bit about you saying that Chuck Morgan got you the regular tickets and you don't mind and stuff like that. But now people are yelling out and that experience of like. Because there is that thing of people go, oh, look at those celebrities. They're in that special thing. And now you're like, oh, I kind of get it a little bit because. Right. A little bit. Can you speak to that?

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah. Because y', all, I mean, there are. I have wonderful fans. And when I tell y', all, I go out in those theaters or arenas and they stand up and blow me kisses before I've ever said a word. They're precious and they want to see me win. And I think a lot of women my age are. I think they tell me it's inspiring that this happened to me at this age and it's not over and all of that. But you never know if somebody's crying. There could be somebody that's unhinged, you know, and you just don't know. And I didn't know that. I didn't know. So when I am, only when I'm in large crowds they'll have somebody walk with me. But Chuck goes, we don't need anybody, Lynn. I got it. And Chuck's a big man. He's six four. He's grumpy, you know, he's pissed.

[Will Arnett]

Do you run stunt material by him at all? Like, you're like, is this funny? Is this or does he not?

[Leanne Morgan]

No, I don't. Because now he'll say to me, you need to say that. Or tell him this, Leanne. Like, he'll remember something and say, why don't you tell him that? And he gives me a lot of good material, y'. All, because he's peculiar.

[Jason Bateman]

What about your kids? Do your kids think you're funny?

[Will Arnett]

That's peculiar.

[Leanne Morgan]

They do. They do.

[Jason Bateman]

Do they give it up?

[Leanne Morgan]

They're annoyed by me, too. Yeah, they do. They'll go, girl, you're funny. But they also think I've gotten kind of. Of diva ish.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, sure.

[Jason Bateman]

So do they. Yeah, they are all grown.

[Leanne Morgan]

They can cook. You know, I get home, I've been on the road. Y' all are on the road. Y' all know, you get home, you're exhausted, you're staring out into space. Could somebody else boil the macaroni?

[Jason Bateman]

Right?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Mom's hammering it.

[Will Arnett]

And then. And then when you were. You got. Wait, how many kids you have?

[Leanne Morgan]

Three. A boy and two girls.

[Will Arnett]

Right? And you said, babies come first, comedy came third. So what does that imply that you're second or, like, what's second?

[Leanne Morgan]

Oh, Lord, I don't know. I didn't feel second. What would that be? I mean, being a wife, probably. Did I say that out of my butthole?

[Jason Bateman]

Okay, so it's Mom. It's mom, wife, career. Yes, but now. But now the kids are out of the house. Yes. Chuck's doing just fine. He's got a brand new chair that he loves. He can spend all day in that chair now.

[Will Arnett]

He's good.

[Jason Bateman]

And so now do we get to move a career up to number one now?

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah, it's number one now, Jason.

[Jason Bateman]

There we go. And it's Leandro.

[Leanne Morgan]

And I feel bad because I am the mama. Don't you feel bad? And they do still need me some. But, yes, this has taken over everybody. Y' all know what that it's take. I go. I live out in la part of the year to shoot, and so I can't be there for. I try. And I miss my family so badly, and they come out back and forth to see me and I'll go home. But yeah, it's taken over everything.

[Jason Bateman]

So Wait, so this is the sitcom you're shooting out here, right?

[Leanne Morgan]

Uh huh.

[Jason Bateman]

Now that schedule. That schedule does free you up quite a bit, doesn't it? That's a real nice schedule. Those sitcoms. The Chuck Lorre world. Oh, mama. Are you doing just four day weeks. Weeks over there?

[Leanne Morgan]

No, we do. Well, we do a table read on Monday and then rehearsal Tuesday, Wednesday, and then pre shoot Thursday, and then live audience Friday.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, right. Have them slide that table read over to Friday right before you start shooting and you can free up that Monday. Yeah. Spend more time in Chattanooga. Yeah, okay, there you go.

[Will Arnett]

That's not a bad idea.

[Jason Bateman]

Tell Chuck there's a new plan.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

You know.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Jb, you're gonna run into Chuck Lori, like today, and he's gonna be like,

[Will Arnett]

hey, man, I mean, isn't that kind of so great that you're so used to a live studio audience since you

[Leanne Morgan]

toured all that changed everything.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah. It probably relaxes you.

[Leanne Morgan]

No, it does. And I'm telling y', all, this scared me to death. I had always wanted this, you know? And then you're like, oh, my gosh, why did I wish for this? Cause at first it was so stressful. And Kristin Johnston plays my sister who is a pro, and she had to tell me what to do and had to do her job and then teach me. I was like, what is that? What are y' all talking about? So at first I was terrified, and then. And Reese Witherspoon said to me, it's the best schedule in television land. It's the best thing you could do. And we shoot two weeks on, one week on as a Chuck Lorre. That's the way he wants it.

[Jason Bateman]

It used to be three. This is very. How great. Now are you able to cross paths with the great director Jimmy Burrows at all?

[Leanne Morgan]

I have not met him yet, no. And I've heard them say something about him. I did have Andy Ackerman for an episode.

[Sean Hayes]

Very good, very good.

[Leanne Morgan]

And I love him, and I'm hoping I get him on some of these this season. I loved him. That was my favorite episode.

[Jason Bateman]

Are you shooting over at Warner Brothers, or are you over there on the Netflix lot?

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah, Warner Brothers. On the Friends lot.

[Jason Bateman]

This is.

[Leanne Morgan]

I mean, on the Friends soundstage.

[Will Arnett]

And do you use. Is it a lot of. Do you rely on a lot of your own family stories to write stories for the show?

[Leanne Morgan]

No, not really. I mean, they listened to every podcast, read my book, watched all my standup. So it's based on my standup. But I mean, they'll get ideas from me, but not. I mean, I've got a really. I got Nick Bakai.

[Will Arnett]

Cause when I was reading it, when I was reading about your stuff, all your family stories are so funny. Can you say the one about the ski trip and your. And one of your kids getting hurt?

[Leanne Morgan]

Oh, when, When I fell off the ski lift. Are you talking about when I fell off at 49 years old?

[Will Arnett]

No, one of your kid. Well, no, yeah, that. But one of your kids scared a per. You know, shared a personal observation about themselves.

[Leanne Morgan]

Oh, are you talking about when the baby. Who is my makeup artist, who is my true makeup artist on tour? She says now she's my caregiver and she hates that, but she's also my makeup artist on the set at Warner Brothers. Your youngest kid, the baby. Uh huh. And she's been a booger. I'll just tell y', all, I'm in love with her. And she's funny. She's so funny. But she has been like Chuck Morgan. She's a lot like her daddy. Very strong willed. She's been a lot. And we were in Beaver Creek, Colorado. She was. And I think it was one of the two or three times we had been already. All right, everybody goes off skiing. This baby is on the gondola with me to go up to the bunny slope, which is not far, to get up on that. And it's just me and her. And in that short amount of time, she takes all of her clothes off. And you know, skiing is hard. I've never enjoyed it. Morgan loves it. It's like I, I compared it to working in a coal mine when I go skiing, because I gotta get everybody dressed, I gotta make lunches for everybody because chicken tenders cost $45 up on that ski mountain. And Chuck Morgan doesn't go for that. But anyway, I said, why are you taking your clothes off? And she said, my butthole itches.

[Jason Bateman]

You can't get to it through all those layers.

[Leanne Morgan]

You cannot get through it through all those.

[Will Arnett]

She took all her clothes.

[Leanne Morgan]

And let me tell y', all, I had been doing that on tour. I'd been trying to work out that bit about snow skin because I hate snow. I'll go, I'll stare at rich people. But I don't ski anymore, okay? And she said to me, mom, can you tell people I was 4 or 5 years old? You did not tell them? They think I'm grown. And then I took my clothes off

[Jason Bateman]

and my butt was itching, right? So then I had to put in there.

[Leanne Morgan]

I Thought, oh my God. So then I, I started saying, okay, she was four or five years old and her butthole was itching. But yeah, I've had more people go, oh my gosh, that snow skin.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

Cause you know, it's so hard with little children.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Did you. And now is it true you bring your whole family to some of like your Netflix special? You brought your whole family for the first time?

[Leanne Morgan]

Yes.

[Will Arnett]

And what do they. And what?

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah, they came out on the first one and I just, I don't know, I just naturally thought that was the thing to do.

[Will Arnett]

And they'd never seen you do anything like that?

[Leanne Morgan]

No. And they were in shock. And then I brought them out on the second one and each child now introduces me. So Charlie, my oldest, introduced me on the first one, and then Maggie, my middle child, introduced me on the second one. But y' all won't believe how many people have said, that's so sweet you brought your family out and we wanna see your family. Cause you tell all these stories.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

And I don't know, it just seemed natural to me to bring em out. It really wasn't that calculated. I just thought, oh, look at my family.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, we went on tour, I brought my sister out and the audiences thought it was like, you know, Elvis walked on.

[Jason Bateman]

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[Will Arnett]

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[Jason Bateman]

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[Leanne Morgan]

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[Will Arnett]

And back to the show.

[Jason Bateman]

But doesn't it get a little tricky with the, with the, with the stories that you. I mean, perhaps some of them, you might need to embellish to trip it into hysteria. And then do some of them get a little their nose out of joint? Those like. Well, you know, you always say like that I'm the one that's dirty or that I'm the one that's lazy or the I'm the one that would like. Do you have to kind of divvy it up evenly so that you don't get a bunch of heat when you get home?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

You know, the only time anybody's given me any grief over it and said, do not speak my name. When they went through middle school, right? Middle school, everybody was paranoid and angry and puberty. And I did not. That was a dry time for me. That's the only. And then they got in high school and they were like, we don't care what you do. And y'.

[Will Arnett]

All.

[Leanne Morgan]

I wasn't working that much. I mean, I was working, but it was so pitiful that nobody cared. And then college, you know, they didn't even know who I was. And then now I always say, is this okay? And now they even say to me, mom, you've never told this story. Tell this one.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, that's great.

[Leanne Morgan]

So now everybody's in on it and they're fine. The only time Chuck Morgan ever said to me, don't you ever say that again. It was one of the first times I was on stage. I'll just tell you boys, I'd breastfed three babies. My breasts, breasts looked terrible. They had sucked up into my body. They Were like a little wadded piece of tissue with, like, in the bottom of a tube sock. And I had life left in me. I had life left in me. And I was 32 years old, and I wanted to get my breasts done. And I said one of the first times I was ever on stage, I said, I want to get my breasts done, but it's been a bad mobile home year. And Chuck Morgan said to me, don't you ever say that again. You know, I can write a check for your breast today. I always provided for you. And it hurt his feelings. And so I've never said anything. Well, now I say it on interviews. But now, I mean, after that, I never said it again.

[Sean Hayes]

I love that Chuck Morgan took issue with the. When you talked about a downturn in the mobile home sales, that was the only thing that bummed him out.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

You know what I mean? That's so good. What a dude. That's such a dude.

[Jason Bateman]

Have you guys. Do you guys currently have a mobile home that you guys like to travel around in?

[Leanne Morgan]

No, These are the kind, Jason. They're not even those. This is the kind that you. A double wide. Have you ever heard of that, my darling?

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, this. This. This can be like.

[Sean Hayes]

This is a home.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah. Whether you put it on a foundation, this is the. One of the largest home builders in the United States.

[Sean Hayes]

Wow.

[Leanne Morgan]

And he has worked for them for over 30 years. And it is a Warren Buffett company. And they have sent us to Cancun.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, wow.

[Leanne Morgan]

I mean, yeah, boys. Yeah, Jason.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, Jason. Jason's been on a couple motorhome. Who'd you go with? Jb? I forget.

[Jason Bateman]

With the Leif Garrett. We went on a nice ski tour.

[Leanne Morgan]

Oh, my God.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah. There was snow of a different kind.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

I've got some video of that trip I gotta find.

[Leanne Morgan]

Do you think an RV would be fun?

[Sean Hayes]

You had your mountain bikes with you, too, didn't you?

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. Up on the roof there. So we could travel from the mobile home lot where we plug in, dump the dump. Dump the. Dump the trash, and. And then bike into town.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, God.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, yeah. God, it's good times.

[Will Arnett]

So, wait, Leanne, you were going to be. Is it true you were going to be a therapist at one point? Did you study?

[Leanne Morgan]

I did study. I wanted to be a child and family therapist if I didn't make it in Hollywood.

[Jason Bateman]

Wow.

[Leanne Morgan]

And I love all that. I still love that. I loved my degree and I loved all that. And, you know, I look back on it, and I think during COVID when I was wringing my hands and drinking wine and eating a chicken casserole. I should have gotten a master's online.

[Will Arnett]

Did you get a degree in psychology?

[Leanne Morgan]

I got it in crisis intervention counseling under child and family studies.

[Jason Bateman]

Loved it.

[Will Arnett]

Cool.

[Leanne Morgan]

After I went back, y', all, after I went back and got through all that bad time, then I buckled down and studied and. But yeah, do you.

[Jason Bateman]

It makes me think, like, you know, sometimes when you see, like, one of my favorite movies is King of Comedy, when Jerry Lewis played a very, very sort of severe, serious talk show host behind the scenes and, you know, comics, particularly standup comics, always have this exciting, darker, quiet. Do you. I start thinking about, like, this degree you've got and therapy and all that. Do you ever fantasize about playing a role where it's dark and it's quiet and there's this sort of this flip side to the character? Do you have, like, acting aspirations like that?

[Leanne Morgan]

I do, Jason, and y' all would know better than I do. If I could even do it, I'll

[Jason Bateman]

bet you'd be fine.

[Leanne Morgan]

I would love to do drama and I would love to do dark or character.

[Will Arnett]

It'd be great.

[Jason Bateman]

You can't do what you do without that side being under it all. Like, we, we, we. We get. We know what you're doing. You, you should. You should get after that.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

Thank you, my darling. I would love to. I don't know if anybody would take me seriously.

[Jason Bateman]

Sure, they would be.

[Sean Hayes]

Jason's a big time director. Jason, what are we talking about here?

[Leanne Morgan]

Big time.

[Sean Hayes]

You are. You're a big time director.

[Jason Bateman]

You're a big, big, big, big.

[Sean Hayes]

You are.

[Jason Bateman]

But no, that would be. That would be very cool. So, you know, more exciting. Even more so now that everyone is so excited and familiar with the flip side of it and you show em what's behind the curtain. Leanne, I would love that.

[Will Arnett]

I love that. Leanne, you said so many little tiny things. Like you love doing laundry, which is like, what? Who loves doing laundry?

[Jason Bateman]

Therapeutic.

[Will Arnett]

And gas station. Your favorite gas station snack on tour. Because I heard you love grabbing stuff at gas stations. Like, when you're on tour, what's your classic snack?

[Leanne Morgan]

Well, honey, we have to. I don't want a boiled egg, but I try to because I don't want my butt to look big on tv. That was a shock, boys. That was a shock.

[Jason Bateman]

You know what I don't like?

[Leanne Morgan]

Where's my chin?

[Jason Bateman]

I don't like boiled nuts, which you see a lot in the South.

[Will Arnett]

Like warm nuts.

[Jason Bateman]

No, no, boiled, like, they're in a bag like a wet that frickin bag that makes the peanut shell all soft and sometimes they're a little spicy. And I'm a big peanut fan. And so I tried to get into it over and over again there in Georgia. All the years I've spent there, I just can't get there. But I feel like it might be close. No, no, don't stop trying.

[Leanne Morgan]

I never cared about a boiled peanut. Yeah, I try to eat nuts, you know, because they, you know, a handful of nuts. I don't want to get dementia or whatever, but I don't.

[Jason Bateman]

Wait, does that help? Do nuts help with that?

[Leanne Morgan]

I think some like walnuts and brain health. I think so. Omega's something.

[Jason Bateman]

Omega's in there.

[Leanne Morgan]

But now Chuck Morgan. Now Chuck Morgan can go to a gas station, make a full meal with boiled eggs because it's cheaper. And relish and a mayo packet, and make his own egg salad. But being on tour, y' all know

[Jason Bateman]

what the attention is.

[Leanne Morgan]

I'm constantly getting, you know, trying to get in protein. Cause I'm 60 and now everybody yells about women having all that protein, but it's hard on the road.

[Jason Bateman]

Who's cooking in the house? Does Chuck know how to throw a meal together? When mama comes home super tired from all over, just hammering it, he can make do. Yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

Cause I, y', all, I was the stay at home mom. And even though I was doing standup, I was. I cooked every meal. I am a country. I am from the country. We cook. We put everything into these children. I was doing all that and doing everything, you know. Cause he was traveling.

[Jason Bateman]

That household always smells so yummy. What's your. What's your go to meal? So fancy, folks coming over and you want to, you want to. You want to really wow them with how you can make this particular.

[Leanne Morgan]

Oh, y', all. I don't feel like. I don't feel very fancy, but no,

[Jason Bateman]

it doesn't need to be a fancy dish. These people, these people need not be fancy.

[Sean Hayes]

When you know you make.

[Jason Bateman]

You're looking to brag a little.

[Leanne Morgan]

I can make a good chicken picotta.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, oh, look at that. With the capers.

[Leanne Morgan]

Sure, with the capers. Lemon with a thin chicken breast. I can do that with a little angel hair.

[Jason Bateman]

A lot of water retention on the capers.

[Will Arnett]

Is there really?

[Sean Hayes]

My friend Josh, our friend Josh, he once told me that he ate chicken piccata, I think something like 87 days in a row and a real low point in his life.

[Jason Bateman]

He was looking a little puffy through A few months.

[Will Arnett]

Leanne, who's your. Outside of your family, And Chuck Morgan, who's your best. Who's your friend that makes you laugh the hardest or who makes you just gaggle?

[Leanne Morgan]

I tell you, Karen Mills, who is a standup, who's been doing it longer than I have, has been my saving grace in this whole thing. Because imagine y' all my girlfriends, you know, their husbands are executives. They're out playing tennis. They're all, you know, getting new countertops. And I love them. And I love them, but they don't understand the comedy mind. You know, you gotta be around other comedians. And Karen Mills opens for me on tour. Not all the time. Cause she's got her own thing going on. But I can't tell y' all how grateful I am to have her. We laugh so hard together. You know, I go back and forth with her about material. And then when we've had. Through the years, I had to do a lot of private corporate things because I had three children, couldn't stay gone. And I would do a gig and then call her and say, I'm quitting. That was the worst thing that's ever happened to me. I wish somebody had shot me while I was on stage. And she would call me on the way home from a horrible gig and say, I'm quitting. I'd go, no, you're not. But we had each other. And, you know, it really helped me to have somebody because I'm in Knoxville, Tennessee, and I'm not around in Nashville, I work Zany's all the time. And my concert promoters are out of Nashville. Nashville's a huge comedy scene now with Nate Borgazzi, John Crist, Theo Vaughan, all these people, and I get to be with them. But all these years, I was on my own, and this mom, you know, and everybody else was talking about school stuff and stuff that I was involved to with my kids. But I needed somebody that understood what I was going through. Through. Because it's hard. Stand up is hard.

[Sean Hayes]

The hardest.

[Leanne Morgan]

You know, and you drive 300 miles and make $50 and all that kind of stuff.

[Will Arnett]

And what.

[Jason Bateman]

How do you. How do you handle when it's. You were saying, like, some. Sometimes, like some of those gigs, it's just. It's the worst. Somebody shoot me. Like, how do you handle that when the audience is just not. Like, they're distracted, they're talking, they're drinking, maybe they're having a meal or whatever? Like, do they ever get nasty? Do you ever. Do you ever feel like they. Well, fuck this. I'm going to engage with these people and, like, get after them a little bit or maybe a heckler or something. Does it ever get. Does it ever get, like, not fun and contentious?

[Leanne Morgan]

It's not fun. And there's times when you feel gutted, you know, coming out of the. Doing a show for men that make carpet fiber. But then. But I don't get contentious.

[Sean Hayes]

No.

[Leanne Morgan]

I don't go there, Jason, because I'm too sissy. If I started, you know, going after somebody, then if they came after me, then I don't feel. People have never heckled me. Like, I only get, like, a drunk woman saying I got a C section. You know, I get that kind of stuff. I don't get, you know, people coming after me, and I think it's because I'm a mom and people are. And they can tell I've got a sweet spirit and they don't want to come after me.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, good.

[Will Arnett]

Right, right, right.

[Leanne Morgan]

But yeah, some of these corporate things will kill you.

[Jason Bateman]

What about cursing?

[Sean Hayes]

Do you ever.

[Jason Bateman]

There's a. There are comics that curse and comics that don't. Correct. Isn't there. There's like a. There's a demarcation line there.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah. And I don't. And I love, like, I'm a huge fan of Dave Chappelle. Oh, my gosh. I love all kinds of comedy, and I don't care if they cuss. I've never done it, but I think it's. Cause I started out, you know, with little children, and I didn't want to say anything that I didn't want them to say.

[Jason Bateman]

Almost funnier with that.

[Leanne Morgan]

And it just wasn't in my thing, you know, But I don't mind it when I. Other people do it. But yeah, there is kind of a. There's a line.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah. It's like. I always love that about Nate, too. You mentioned Nate Brazi, who I love, and he's such a good dude, and he's so funny, and he never cusses. It's amazing.

[Will Arnett]

Doesn't.

[Jason Bateman]

Huh?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

No, I don't know. I don't know.

[Sean Hayes]

No, he doesn't. He doesn't.

[Will Arnett]

Leanne, we're going to do some rapid fire, and then I'm going to ask you one last question. Okay? Ready?

[Leanne Morgan]

Okay.

[Sean Hayes]

My darling, is a new section. We're doing a new cycle.

[Jason Bateman]

Like some Sting music to tea.

[Will Arnett]

I love this. Sure.

[Sean Hayes]

You're gonna do a little thing.

[Jason Bateman]

Sean's rapid fire section.

[Will Arnett]

There's only like five of them. Ready? Sweet tea or bourbon?

[Leanne Morgan]

I'd even say bourbon.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, love that. Jello salad or banana pudding?

[Leanne Morgan]

Banana pudding.

[Will Arnett]

Country music concert or arena rock show

[Leanne Morgan]

or what kind of rock show?

[Will Arnett]

Like a big arena rock show.

[Jason Bateman]

Arena rock show. Like the Journey to. Definitely.

[Leanne Morgan]

I'd probably go for a rock show show.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, wow. Live studio audience or on. On location or, like, touring or something?

[Leanne Morgan]

Live studio audience.

[Will Arnett]

How about that? Early bird or night owl?

[Leanne Morgan]

Early bird.

[Will Arnett]

Oh, wow. Pizza or barbecue ribs?

[Leanne Morgan]

Pizza.

[Will Arnett]

Pancakes or bacon?

[Leanne Morgan]

Pancakes.

[Will Arnett]

Levi's or Lycra?

[Leanne Morgan]

Levi's.

[Jason Bateman]

Boy.

[Sean Hayes]

Just listing all the stuff that's in front of him right now, by the way. He's just looking at stuff in his room.

[Jason Bateman]

Pizza and ribs.

[Sean Hayes]

Lycra and jeans. He's just looking at shit that's in his. In his view.

[Will Arnett]

Open box of pizza in the corner.

[Sean Hayes]

Banana pudding. He's like, I'm gonna get after that banana pudding.

[Will Arnett]

Leanne, I want to leave you with the. First of all, this has been so great. I just want you to say, you know, you said your message is over and over again, is about women of a certain age. As you said, it's not over for us. What does that mean? What would you tell your younger self about that growing up, by the way? We didn't even talk about you moving to a town called Bean Station. But anyway, Bean Station, I just.

[Leanne Morgan]

All right, y' all being in Hollywood with these young girls that are. And these actresses. First of all, if I'd moved to Hollywood at 20, I'd be on Dove. Let me say that. I don't know how they've done it. I think, you know, because I'm 60 years old and who I am, that I'm able to handle all this. But I tell young women all the time because they all think. And I remember feeling at 30, like I'm old and 40, it's over. And I feel like I'm smarter than I've ever been. I'm better at my craft. It took me 20 years to figure out how to do this.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Leanne Morgan]

And I just think it makes sense when people make it. Like Bill Burr, I heard him in an interview say, it took me 20 years. I couldn't sell tickets. I couldn't do anything, and it was a slow build. But who I am and why it's happening to me, all this has happened to me at this age. I just think it's crazy to think that. And I know y' all have been big deals since y' all were young, and that is wonderful. And y' all have given so much joy to all of us. But I do think there's something about, you know, honing a craft and, and,

[Jason Bateman]

and learn, like you said, learn like you, you're at 60, you know, three times as much as a 20 year old, and so that informs the things you can access when you're talking about funny shit, you know, it's like, it just, like, makes so much more sense.

[Sean Hayes]

Agreed.

[Will Arnett]

I'm still doing the multiplication after Jason just said that.

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. It's also a privilege to get older, you know, like. Cause the only other choice is dying. You know, it's like you want to get as old as possible. Cause if you don't, you die.

[Will Arnett]

You're dead. That's your choice. Those are your choices.

[Jason Bateman]

Wrinkles on.

[Leanne Morgan]

That's why eating those two cakes in that stretched out tankini swim skirt meant the world to me. I thought 60 was gonna be rough on me, and I thought, oh, my gosh, I'm so thankful to have my health and, and I'm having the time of my life. This is crazy what's happened to me. It's like winning the lottery. It's like God's put down at the carnival and picked up one of those little ducks and said, it's you, girl.

[Jason Bateman]

Since he's a new form, you know,

[Leanne Morgan]

I just feel so blessed by all of it.

[Jason Bateman]

And, well, you're doing it real well, and this has been an enormous pleasure.

[Leanne Morgan]

Thank you.

[Sean Hayes]

Sean, be honest. Be honest. Did it make you think about order, getting a cake today?

[Will Arnett]

100%. I just wrote it down.

[Sean Hayes]

You did?

[Will Arnett]

And I put a two next to it.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Will Arnett]

Leanne, you are. You can see why you made it. You're just an absolute unbelievable joy.

[Sean Hayes]

And all your success is so deserved. It's so awesome to talk with you.

[Jason Bateman]

Thanks for talking to us today.

[Leanne Morgan]

Thank y'. All. I'm in love with all three of y'. All.

[Jason Bateman]

Back at ya.

[Leanne Morgan]

Y' all are darling. Y' all have given so much joy. I hope y' all know that. To all of us people out here in the middle of the United States,

[Jason Bateman]

let us know when you're gonna do a set out here in Los Angeles.

[Sean Hayes]

I'm gonna come.

[Leanne Morgan]

Yeah. Okay, I will. I'll be working on that new hour.

[Jason Bateman]

Jason, come on.

[Leanne Morgan]

All right. You angel.

[Jason Bateman]

You angel. Thank you for this today. Have a great rest of your day, Lee, thank you.

[Sean Hayes]

Bye.

[Will Arnett]

Bye.

[Jason Bateman]

Bye.

[Will Arnett]

See you.

[Sean Hayes]

Sean, What a great guest.

[Will Arnett]

I know. She was great. I, I, you know, Scotty loves her lives, and I do, too, but, I mean, he, he's seen every single thing

[Sean Hayes]

she's ever done Scotty turned you on? Yeah, yeah.

[Will Arnett]

And I was like, wow, she is really funny.

[Sean Hayes]

She's really funny. I could hear her talk about Chuck Morgan all day.

[Will Arnett]

I want to see. Comes up a lot.

[Jason Bateman]

He's got to come out on stage.

[Sean Hayes]

Wouldn't that be fun?

[Will Arnett]

I want to talk to that guy.

[Jason Bateman]

Book him.

[Will Arnett]

All right. Book him. Don't shout at me. Don't shout orders.

[Jason Bateman]

Hey, are you going to bring a cake over tonight?

[Will Arnett]

Do you want me to?

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah. Or a pie. Why don't you go to. Once you go get. Get.

[Will Arnett]

I'll get a sweet Lady Jane's pie or cake or something.

[Jason Bateman]

Or a Winston's pie.

[Will Arnett]

Will you really eat it if I get it?

[Jason Bateman]

If you get a Winston's pie, I'm going to eat the hell out of it.

[Will Arnett]

They're okay.

[Jason Bateman]

You're not a pie guy. You're more of a cake guy.

[Will Arnett]

Yeah, pie. I don't. I don't understand pie. It's just fruit shoved into. Into pastry.

[Jason Bateman]

All right, well, get, then. Bring a cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Will Arnett]

That I understand.

[Jason Bateman]

What are we watching?

[Will Arnett]

You said.

[Jason Bateman]

Oh, oh, right, right, right, right.

[Sean Hayes]

Are you guys getting together tonight?

[Jason Bateman]

Yeah, it's.

[Will Arnett]

Watch a movie. Come on.

[Jason Bateman]

Now, Will, aren't you supposed. You're supposed to come home for a week and then go back back to Long Island?

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Is that going to happen?

[Sean Hayes]

I'm coming back Friday for a week. Eight days. Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Is there.

[Will Arnett]

Wait, really?

[Jason Bateman]

Is there any way that you can free up for some hangout with Danny D's on Sunday morning?

[Sean Hayes]

No, I can't. Sunday.

[Jason Bateman]

God damn it.

[Sean Hayes]

I know.

[Jason Bateman]

What about Saturday morning with me?

[Sean Hayes]

Saturday?

[Will Arnett]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Sean Hayes]

No, I can't, because I got that thing that you can't do Saturday afternoon that you said that you can't do.

[Jason Bateman]

I can't. That's why I'm going to cram in the ground in the morning, because I have two.

[Sean Hayes]

I have other.

[Will Arnett]

I thought you're going through your schedule right now.

[Jason Bateman]

Are we still rolling?

[Will Arnett]

Yeah.

[Jason Bateman]

Damn it. Well, hey, what about that Leanne Morgan?

[Sean Hayes]

I know, I know.

[Jason Bateman]

She was an absolute delight.

[Will Arnett]

She's a delight.

[Sean Hayes]

I mean, maybe late Sunday afternoon. So sorry. Yes. Leanne Morgan.

[Will Arnett]

You know, I must say, Willie, you are.

[Jason Bateman]

Here he comes.

[Will Arnett]

You're gone for a long, long time with this junket and this incredible movie that you're in. I can't wait for everybody to see you in it. When do you think you're. When will you be done?

[Sean Hayes]

Bye.

[Leanne Morgan]

Bye.

[Jason Bateman]

Love you all. Bye.

[Sean Hayes]

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[Jason Bateman]

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[Will Arnett]

Steve Carell stars in the new HBO original comedy series Rooster, premiering March 8. From a creator of Ted, Lasso and Shrinking comes this of an acclaimed author who finds himself teaching on a college campus alongside his adult daughter, navigating their complicated relationship and Greg's late in life first chance at the college experience he never had. Don't miss the world Premiere of Rooster, March 8th at 10pm exclusively on HBO Max. Subscription required. Visit HBOMax.com for details. This podcast is brought to you by Kleenex Lotion Tissues Cold season is like the ultimate plot twist sudden, unwelcome and unpredictable. Luckily, you can be prepared with Kleenex lotion tissues that protect, soothe and moisturize your skin. Keep a box in the car or close by, especially on those cold mornings. They're not just soft, they're made with coconut oil and aloe for added comfort. Whether it's binge watching season or cold and flu season, Kleenex lotion tissues are always a smart move. For whatever happens next, grab Kleenex.