SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! Episode 145 - "Do Not Pass Go!" (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

Release Date: April 17, 2025
Hosts: Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett
Guest: Scotty Icenogle
Episode Length: Approximately 21 minutes

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Introduction

The episode kicks off with a playful introduction by Sean Hayes, who reminisces about the previous season's bite-sized game show "Clueless." He humorously mentions his husband, Scotty, setting a light-hearted tone for the episode. [00:00-00:58]

Notable Quote:

Sean Hayes [00:58]: "Sometimes they're word puzzles or chains of common phrases or robots singing songs. We have to guess. It's a whole lot of fun."

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Welcome and Setup

Host Elliot Kaelin welcomes Sean and Scotty to the special Monopoly-themed episode titled "Do Not Pass Go." The conversation is filled with banter about personal preferences, particularly Sean's love for chocolate cake surpassing even his affinity for the show and games. Scotty joins remotely, adding to the humor when it's revealed he's in the next room. [01:15-02:16]

Notable Quote:

Sean Hayes [01:58]: "Chocolate cake. And my husband, Scotty Isnogel, who's here as well."

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Introduction to the Game

Elliot Kaelin explains the structure of the episode, introducing trivia questions related to Monopoly's new expansion packs: Free Parking, Go to Jail, and Buy Everything. The first trivia category is selected by Sean spinning a spinner from the Free Parking expansion. The spinner lands on "Monopoly Tokens," determining the first set of questions. [02:16-03:50]

Notable Quote:

Elliot Kaelin [03:40]: "We are going to give you today's cliffhanger puzzles, and then you'll get the answers today, thanks to the fine people at Monopoly."

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Round One: Trivia Questions and Puzzles

The hosts engage in a trivia game focused on Monopoly tokens, answering questions such as:

1. Trivia Question [03:50]: Which of these has never been a token in the standard Monopoly game set? Choices: T Rex, Cannon, Goose, Sack of Money.

   • Sean and Scotty both answer "Goose."
   • Elliot confirms the correct answer: Goose has never been a Monopoly token.

2. Additional Puzzles [04:20-10:36]: The game continues with various word puzzles where participants guess words or phrases ending in "go," such as "tango," "logo," and "Iago."

Throughout Round One, Sean and Scotty compete, exchanging humorous interactions and showcasing their trivia knowledge.

Notable Quotes:

Sean Hayes [05:25]: "That's interesting. That's really. I love that kind of stuff."

Scotty Eisenhunokle [10:29]: "Jealousy. Go. You're right."

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Round Two: Increased Difficulty

Elliot announces the commencement of Round Two, where the questions become slightly trickier and each correct answer is worth two points. The topics include chains of islands, types of cheese, and psychological terms from Freud's theories.

Notable moments include:

• Question on Psychoanalysis [14:38]: The answer is "superego," leading to mixed responses from Sean and Scotty.
• Score Update [15:00]: Sean and Scotty are neck-and-neck, with Scotty leading by two points after Round Two.

Notable Quote:

Scotty Eisenhunokle [10:58]: "I'm in the haunted hallway section of our apartment and I'm getting, you know, underestimated."

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Mega Clue: The Hardest Questions

Elliot introduces the Mega Clue segment, featuring the most challenging questions with answers ending in "go." Each correct answer here is worth five points, increasing the stakes.

Key Questions and Responses:

1. Russian Novel [15:56]: "Dr. Zhivago" – Correctly answered by Scotty.
2. Famous Tenor [16:18]: "Domingo" – Correct answers from both players.
3. New Wave Band [16:23]: Scotty answers correctly.
4. Final Question [16:52]: "Carmen Sandiego" – Correctly answered by Scotty.

Final Score Update [17:19]: Scotty leads with 27 points against Sean's 22.

Notable Quote:

Scotty Eisenhunokle [16:03]: "It's not in your lungs or the frozen turkey section."

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Conclusion and Final Announcements

Elliot declares Scotty the winner of the episode's game, humorously suggesting that listeners secure all of Scotty's correct answers. The episode wraps up with a nod to Monopoly's ability to bring people together, promoting the new expansion packs available on Amazon.

The closing segment includes acknowledgments and credits, where the production team is thanked, and listeners are encouraged to engage with the show via following, subscribing, rating, and reviewing.

Notable Quote:

Elliot Kaelin [20:17]: "Monopoly has introduced three new expansions that you can buy to add on to your Monopoly board to have new ways to play. We are loving playing with these new expansion packs."

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Key Takeaways

• Engaging Gameplay: The episode centers around a Monopoly-themed game, blending trivia and word puzzles to create an entertaining and competitive atmosphere.
• Humorous Interactions: The banter between Sean and Scotty adds a layer of organic hilarity, aligning with SmartLess's signature style.
• Monopoly Promotions: The episode serves as a promotional platform for Hasbro's new Monopoly expansion packs, seamlessly integrated into the gameplay.
• Audience Engagement: By including trivia questions and interactive elements, the episode encourages listeners to participate and test their own Monopoly knowledge.

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This episode of "SmartLess Presents ClueLess!" offers a vibrant mix of fun, knowledge, and friendly competition, making it enjoyable for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Sean Hayes]

Hey, Smarties, it's Sean Hayes here. You may remember that we launched a new bite sized game show last year called Clueless. And every episode our hilarious host, Elliot Kaelin takes me and a friend of mine through a different game. And sometimes they're word puzzles or chains of common phrases or robots singing songs. We have to guess. It's a whole lot of fun. Here's a special Monopoly themed episode that came out today, sponsored by our friends at Hasbro, where my husband. Oh, I want to say ste. Scotty. That's it. My husband, Scotty Eisenhunokle and I play a special Monopoly themed game called do not pass go Clueless. Today's episode of Clueless is sponsored by Monopoly and their three brand new expansions which you can add onto your classic Monopoly board to add new ways to play and to make the game shorter. All three are available now. Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Congratulations. You have won second prize in a beauty contest. It's even better than first prize because now you've got a goal to work towards. This is Clueless. Clueless. Clueless.

[Sean Hayes]

I'm Clueless.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Very nice. Welcome to Smartless presents. Clueless, the puzzle podcast that only asks 15 minutes of your time and offers you so much in return. I. I'm your host, Elliot Kaelin. Or at least that's what my parents told me. Now please welcome the man who thinks community chest means everyone wants to see him take his shirt off, Sean Hayes.

[Sean Hayes]

Believe me that you talk about horror films, that would be a horror film. Not that you were talking about horror films. Guys. Thank you. Elliot, thank you for having me again. This is so much fun. I look forward to this every single time we do it because I love games, I love you, I love this show, I love everything about it, but I love even more than all of those things.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Is that possible? There's something you love more than those things?

[Sean Hayes]

Chocolate cake. And my husband, Scotty Isnogel, who's here as well. Scotty, where are you right now?

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Hi. Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

[Sean Hayes]

Yes. What part of the city and the town are you in and where are you exactly right now?

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

I'm actually in the next room.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, that's spooky. That's very spooky. All right.

[Elliot Kaelin]

The idea of him being in the same house as you is very creepy and weird. Very upsetting. Yeah, exactly. This is why we have the couple houses, you know.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Yeah, exactly. You know, when you said love more than anything else, I thought you were gonna say pop tarts, but oh, pop Tarts.

[Sean Hayes]

Chocolate right there. Snickers, too. And paydays and stuff like that.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Well, Scotty is quickly getting knocked out of the top five. That's disappointing. Yeah. Yep. Today's episode, it's about the world of Monopoly. Ooh, it's our special Monopoly episode. That's right. Monopoly. The game of wheeling and dealing and stealing from the bank when your friends are in the bathroom. So let's take the B and O railroad over to wherever B and O are for today's first cliffhanger puzzle. Now, without the make you wait for the answer feature. That's right. We're going to give you today's cliffhanger puzzles, and then you'll get the answers today, thanks to the fine people at Monopoly. Now, to add even more Monopoly to this Monopoly episode, we have a selection of possible Monopoly trivia questions at our disposal. One each for each of the three new Monopoly expansion packs. Free parking, go to jail and buy everything. And also a question about the Monopoly tokens themselves, and one about all the special edition boards that have been made over the years for Monopoly. To decide which of those various trivia question categories we'll be asking, I will have Sean spin the spinner from the free parking expansion set. Sean, I can't wait. Set that spinner spinning.

[Sean Hayes]

I haven't done this since college. There we go.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Up. And it landed on Monopoly tokens. That will be the category for today's trivia question. Excellent spinning. Great spinning, Sean. Thank you.

[Sean Hayes]

Thank you. Well done.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Well done.

[Sean Hayes]

All in the wrist.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Well spun. So today's first puzzle is a trivia question that goes thusly. Which of these has never been a token in the standard Monopoly game set? And your choices are T Rex. The T stands for Tyrannosaurus, Cannon, Goose, or Sack of Money. Which of these has never been a token in the standard Monopoly set? Again, your choice starts T Rex the Dinosaur, not the band. Cannon, Goose or sack of Money.

[Sean Hayes]

Over the years. Cause, you know, I grew up playing it when they didn't have any of those, but I know they.

[Elliot Kaelin]

You had to make your own pieces out of corn cobs and acorns, things like that. Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

And we actually had to purchase property with our own money. It was really. Yeah, it really put us out with.

[Elliot Kaelin]

The legal script that came.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Yeah, it was very real.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

Wait, Scotty, I'm not gonna. I'm gonna. I'm not gonna say T Rex. Cause that's so absurd that it sounds like it is a real thing.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

It is a real thing.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Right.

[Sean Hayes]

I'm going to say Goose. Goose. Yeah, that was my instinct.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

That was mine. Yeah.

[Elliot Kaelin]

All right, let's see. By order of Milburn Rich Uncle Pennybags, which, yes, is the Monopoly man's legal name? If you don't believe me, look up his birth certificate. It's on file. I shall reveal to you that you are correct. Yes, the answer is the goose. Monopoly has never had a goose shaped token. The canon was in the original 1935 set. The sack of money was voted for by the public and appeared in sets from the late 90s to 2007. Kind of on the nose for public. Jew's Sack of Money for Napoli. And the T Rex was briefly introduced in 20. I assume it's extinct now. Nice work. Very good reasoning.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

All right. Nice, nice.

[Sean Hayes]

That's interesting. That's really. I love that kind of stuff.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yeah, well, get ready. You're gonna learn more Monopoly stuff later in this episode.

[Sean Hayes]

Thank you to Monopoly for supporting today's episode.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Clueless listeners. Monopoly has created three new ways to play with expansions you add on to your classic Monopoly set.

[Sean Hayes]

If you want to own the whole board, the Buy Everything expans expansion lets you do just that. That's right. Every space on the board is up for grabs.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Go to jail. Buy it. Free parking. Yep, that too. And with the buy die, you get even more ways to win fast.

[Sean Hayes]

If you're the kind of person who likes to press their luck like Elliot, the free parking Jackpot expansion is your jam. Land on free parking, spin the wheel and boom. Cash in big. But don't get too comfortable because it's risky. One spin could have you rolling in money or losing it all. It's high stakes, fast and definitely for the competitive players.

[Elliot Kaelin]

And if you're a mastermind who loves little chaos like Sean, the go to jail expansion expansion is a game changer. Jail isn't a punishment. It's strategic bribe, steal and collect corruption cards to mess with your opponents. Turns out crime does pay, at least in Monopoly.

[Sean Hayes]

So whether you're a risk taker, rule breaker or money maker, Monopoly has three new expansion packs for you to explore. Pick your pack or grab all three and let the game get a whole lot more exciting.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Available now on Amazon. All is fair in Monopoly expansions.

[Sean Hayes]

Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Listeners. Did you get the answer right? If so, I give you permission to win money when you land on free parking. The rules say you can't, but you've earned it. Like, just go for it. Why not? Nobody's watching. But before you spend your ill gotten gains, let's play today's main game, which is called do not pass go.

[Devin Tory Bryant]

Do not pass go. Monopoly is a registered trademark of Hasbro.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

I can't wait. I can't wait for the clueless album.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yeah, it's going to be great.

[Sean Hayes]

I know. I love every song. The show gets longer and longer.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yeah, there's no better song than a song that has copyright information in the song, just in case you have any questions about it. Yeah, well, any monopoly player knows that passing go is essential to staying alive in the game and possibly in real life, too. So naturally, clueless is here to make that a little difficult. To make sure that neither of you pass go, I'm going to give you clues to guess a series of words and phrases that end with the letters G O. Remember, they always end in G O. You're not passing go because there's no letters after G O.

[Sean Hayes]

There's no O O. I understand.

[Elliot Kaelin]

You're never passing go. The letters end in go, the ones that you're gonna guess so you don't have to.

[Sean Hayes]

So it's before go.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Other letters go before go.

[Sean Hayes]

What if they stop go during the instruction instructions? You pass a kidney stone.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yeah, yeah. Then. Then I'll know from the scream. So, for instance, if the clue was Latin American ballroom dance, the answer would be tango.

[Sean Hayes]

Tango.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yes, tango. Very good. You didn't say tangos, which is good because you got to stop. We would have passed the G. O.

[Sean Hayes]

That's correct.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Guys, I cannot make this clear. You can't go past geo. Just don't answer it. The player at the end with the most points wins. The player with the least points will go to super jail. From the go to jail expansion pack now on store shelves for Monopoly.

[Devin Tory Bryant]

Do not pass go.

[Elliot Kaelin]

The first question, a company's symbol is its logo. Yes, logo. Very good. Number two, the windy city is Chicago.

[Sean Hayes]

Chicago.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Chicago. Very good, Scotty. Another word for jargon is lingo. Oh, great. It's close to blue on the spectrum.

[Sean Hayes]

Indigo.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Very good, Sean. Got that one just right at the top. Okay. A pink waterfowl is a flamingo.

[Sean Hayes]

A flamingo. Ah, Scotty Bennett.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Your buddy in Spanish is your amigo amigo. Lottery style game with numbered balls is bingo.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, nice.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Very good. A crime comedy film by the Coen brothers.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Fargo.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, shoot. Right on the tip of my tongue.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Plastic building bricks to be mastered.

[Sean Hayes]

Lego.

[Elliot Kaelin]

That was. I think Sean got that first, which I should hope since he has a close friend who's involved with lego things.

[Sean Hayes]

He would actually hit me if I didn't get It.

[Elliot Kaelin]

He'd throw Legos at you. Yeah, he'd make something out of Legos and I'd hit you with it. Yeah. And this is number 10 for the end of the first round because we're doing multiple rounds. Number 10, the villain in Shakespeare's Othello.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, I know it. I know it.

[Elliot Kaelin]

I can give you a follow up clue if you need a follow up clue.

[Sean Hayes]

Yes, of course.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay. He's the sidekick bird in Aladdin.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Oh, my God. Oh, God. I saw that in 1928. I can't remember.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, I don't. I'm never gonna get this.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Hugo.

[Elliot Kaelin]

No, Hugo is a good guess because it ends in Geo. But it's wrong. The answer is Iago.

[Sean Hayes]

All right, Iago.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Although I guess you could say the real villain Othello is jealousy.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Hey.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, nice. Write that down, Elliot.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

But it doesn't end in Geo.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Jealousy. Go. You're right. I was. I'm ruining my own game. Okay, so tallying up after 10 clues, the score is Sean has 1, 2, 3, 4. Scotty has 1, 2, 3, four, five, six. So Scotty is in the lead. Amazing. I don't sound as amazed. I'm sorry, Scotty. I shouldn't be so overly amazed with it.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

I'm in the haunted hallway section of our apartment and I'm getting, you know, underestimated.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yeah, no, no, but that's even better. It means that. It means that this is more of an exciting, dramatic comeback. Okay, moving on to round two. The rules are the same. Go. Don't go past it. The words end and go. The questions slightly trickier. Each answer is now worth two points. So any. The lead is only two points for Scotty from that last round. So Sean could easily erase it and move forward, or Scotty could take an even further lead. Let's see what happens. Okay, question number 11. Dizziness, vertigo. Oh, boy, that was so close. That was neck and neck. I'm gonna give each of you two on that one. We have to go to the pretty tale of the tape. But we don't. We don't have it. So number 12, a chain of islands is an.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Oh, God.

[Elliot Kaelin]

A chain of islands.

[Sean Hayes]

I don't know. I'm never gonna get it.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

I can hear the audience screaming at us right now.

[Elliot Kaelin]

They're screaming at you. The only clue I have for you is probably not going to be that helpful.

[Sean Hayes]

What is it?

[Elliot Kaelin]

The word that's missing from the title of Alexander Solzhenitsyns. The Gulag.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Good Lord.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, sure.

[Elliot Kaelin]

It's the only association I have. With that word?

[Sean Hayes]

No, I have no idea.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Should we move on to the next one?

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Elliot Kaelin]

All right. The answer was archipelago.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, yes. I didn't know that was a string of islands, but yeah.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Oh, yeah, that's what it is. String of islands. Question number 13. You guys will get this. A kind of ship or a kind of shorts.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Cargo.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Very good. A milk cheese similar to Parmesan.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, brie. Go.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Cheddar. Go.

[Sean Hayes]

I don't. I'm gonna know it. And I don't know.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Yeah, I don't know either.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay, the answer is Asiago. Asiago cheese. These are the tough ones. These are the 2.1, but you'll get this one.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Fair enough.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Manufacturer of camper vans.

[Sean Hayes]

Winnebago.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Oh, that's great. I feel like Scotty started first, but Sean finished the word first. And then Scotty took longer to say the word, but Sean finished it.

[Sean Hayes]

So we must have a delay because I feel like I'm getting all of these. Okay, go ahead.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Number 16. Island that forms a country with Trinidad.

[Sean Hayes]

Do we know it?

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

I'm going through my world knowledge.

[Elliot Kaelin]

You'll think about it. They're often referred to as Trinidad and Trinidad.

[Sean Hayes]

Trinidad and Trinidad. Mom, no, I don't know.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Geography.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Not my strong suit.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay. Want me to tell you what it is?

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah, it is.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Tobago or Tobago? Trinidad and Tobago. Okay, well, how about this one? Question 17. Tree whose extract is often used as a memory supplement. Seems like you guys could use this one.

[Sean Hayes]

Prevaging. Go. Oh, no, that's from jellyfish Prevagen.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Yeah, I was thinking that, too. Yeah.

[Sean Hayes]

A tree who supplements. Osmus. Memory thing. Well, now we're never going to forget this answer.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Never. You'll remember forever. It's an ancient tree. You see a lot of them in New York City. Would you like me to tell you the answer?

[Sean Hayes]

Yes, please.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Ginkgo. Ginkgo.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, ginkgo biloba.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Ginkgo bilobi.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yes. You know what you were thinking Bilobago. That was difficult.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Elliot Kaelin]

A trade ban is an embargo.

[Sean Hayes]

Embargo.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yes. Very nice.

[Sean Hayes]

God, you're fast.

[Elliot Kaelin]

You might order movie tickets from. That was beautiful. To see Scotty was.

[Sean Hayes]

I may have pooped in my pants a little bit on that one.

[Elliot Kaelin]

I've never seen two people verbally scramble over each other that way. Like question 20, the final one for this round. Freud said that this part of the mind acts as our conscience. Ego.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Ego.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Uh, you're both wrong. I apologize. Would you like another try at it? Because you're almost there.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Egogo.

[Elliot Kaelin]

If it's not just an ego, if it's even bigger and more powerful than an ego, it would be superego. Yeah, superego. Very good stuff. There's the id, the ego and the superego. Very easy to confuse them because they've got almost the same name.

[Sean Hayes]

I was thinking of ID, too. I was like, ido. Idgo. No. Okay. Id.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Right after round two, let's tally up the score again.

[Sean Hayes]

Well, we don't have to do it. Scotty won. Oh, here we go.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Come on, let's go. Let's hear it. Let's hear it.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Just to say it officially, Sean has seven and Scotty has, let's see, seven, nine. 17.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

48. Okay, 17.

[Elliot Kaelin]

But just in case you think we passed go, I've got a rude awakening for you. We did not pass Go because it's time for the mega clue. Mega clue question, which is going to be the hardest words and phrases ending in g O yet. So there are fewer of them. Each one is worth five points. Get ready to give me some mega answers for the mega clue as we Mega don't pass mega go. So let's go for it. Okay, question 21. Russian novel made into a film starring Omar Sharif. You've got this one. I can see.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Oh, my God. I know it. Literally, my brain is on fire.

[Elliot Kaelin]

That's where the answer would be.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Yep.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Don't look in the other organs.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

It's not in your lungs or the frozen turkey section. Dr. Zhivago.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yes, Dr. Zhivago. Very good.

[Sean Hayes]

Wow.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Very good for you. Question 22. He's one of opera's famous three tenors.

[Sean Hayes]

Domingo.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yes, Domingo. Very good.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Very good.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay, 23. New wave band founded by Danny Elfman, who wrote the theme to Weird Science. Bungo.

[Sean Hayes]

Bungo.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Very good, John.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Yep.

[Elliot Kaelin]

24. A huge round of applause, as at the end of a play. This is a tricky one.

[Sean Hayes]

It's like a standing O.

[Elliot Kaelin]

You got it, Sean. Standing O. Yes.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Oh, God.

[Sean Hayes]

Yeah.

[Elliot Kaelin]

All right, I'm going to split up. Say it not as the answer, but just as thinking. But, yeah, that's what it was.

[Sean Hayes]

Standing O.

[Elliot Kaelin]

And 25. Finally, a fictional thief who, quote, sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Carmen Sandiego.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yes. Carmen Sandiego.

[Sean Hayes]

Scotty, how did you get that?

[Elliot Kaelin]

That's 1 90s. Kids will know. That is the end of the game. That was Fast and Furious. After three rounds, the final score is. Let's take a look. Let me add it up. 27. Scotty is 27. To Sean's 22. That's only one final round question away from. You know, that's a close game. That turned very close.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

That was close. Yeah.

[Elliot Kaelin]

So the winner is Scotty. Scotty, I hope this is something you can lord over Sean for at least an hour.

[Sean Hayes]

I think it's already started.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Yeah, that's true. Good, good. Elaine, I'm happy for you. Listeners at home. Do you do as well as Sean and Scotty? If not, then in the spirit of the sale cards from the buy everything expansion pack, I give you permission to purchase all of Scotty's correct answers. Now you're the winner of the game. Congratulations. Sorry, Scotty. They bought it from you. Wow. Of course, the great thing about Monopoly is it brings so many people together. Friends and relatives, cars and thimbles, top hats and little dogs. So why not snuggle up close for today's final cliffhanger puzzle? Of course, today's cliffhanger puzzle is the anti cliffhanger, because we're going to give you the answer today. So let's call it an in no danger of falling puzzle. That's what we're doing today. In a no danger of falling puzzle.

[Sean Hayes]

I love that.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Sean, you got to spin last time. So, Skani, you get to spin the free parking expansion pack spinner to see what kind of trivia question I'll be asking you for this in no danger of falling non cliffhanger puzzle. Okay, Scotty, ready to give it a spin?

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Yes. Let's go. Let's go. Here we go.

[Elliot Kaelin]

And it's spinning. Let the record show that the spinner landed on Monopoly Special editions as the category. So I'm going to ask you a question about Monopoly Special Editions. That question goes thusly. Monopoly is licensed in 103 countries printed in 37 languages, and there are an estimated 2,500 plus special edition boards, themed locations, franchises, or notable individuals. Which of these pop culture figures have never had their own themed Monopoly Special Edition? And your choices are Deadpool, Ted Lasso, Paris Hilton, or the Beatles, which have never had their own Monopoly Special edition themed set.

[Sean Hayes]

I'm going to say the Beatles. Scotty.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

I was going to say Ted Lasso.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay, you are both incorrect. No, the answer is Paris Hilton.

[Sean Hayes]

Oh, wow.

[Elliot Kaelin]

The Beatles have had several additions. Deadpool has had two. Ted Lasso had one. But Paris Hilton, despite having family in the hotel business, has not had a single Monopoly set to her own. So how do you feel about misjudging that one? You doing okay?

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

I'm gonna be all right.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Okay.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Good.

[Sean Hayes]

Can you give me a second?

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

We're gonna get through this.

[Elliot Kaelin]

It's gonna be a real rollercoaster episode for you every time.

[Sean Hayes]

Just give me a minute, okay? I'm good.

[Scotty Eisenhunokle]

Shawn needs. I need to go rub his shoulders.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Unfortunately, we just landed on go directly to the end of show. Before we go, I'd like to thank Scotty Eisenachal for advancing to the nearest utility and if owned, buying it from the bank. I'd like to thank Sean Hayes for remembering it's not pronounced Monopoly. I really appreciate that you weren't calling it that. But most of all, I'd like to thank you, the listener, for letting us have a monopoly on your ears. Until next time, this has been Smartless presents Clueless. I've been your host, Ellie Kaelin, and I'm playing my get out of this episode free card. See ya, suckers.

[Devin Tory Bryant]

Clueless, you have been listening to Smartless presents Clueless, a Smartless Media production in association with Sirius xm. Your host is Elliot Kaelin, who also writes our scripts. Your constant contestant is Sean Hayes, who does like candy. Your producer, editor and engineer is Devin Tory Bryant, who is me. I also write all the music and sound effects assistant engineer, Kyle McGraw. Today's puzzles were written by Josh Richmond and Jason Reich. Talent producer is Ann Par. Associate producer Matty McCann. Social media producer, Tommy Galgano. Executive producers are Elliot Kaelin, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett and Jason Bateman. Executive producers for Smartless Media are Richard Corson and Bernie Kaminski. Remember to follow, subscribe, rate and review the show. It really helps. That's all for now. We will see you again for more Clueless.

[Elliot Kaelin]

Clues.

[Sean Hayes]

Thank you to our partner, Monopoly for supporting today's special episode of Clueless. Because we all have a Monopoly board lying around, Monopoly has introduced three new expansions that you can buy to add on to your Monopoly board to have new ways to play. We are loving playing with these new expansion packs. We are going to have to take turns switching between the free parking, jackpot, buy everything and go to jail for our next few game nights. It's going to be super fun. These expansions are available now on Amazon, so go out and get yours today. Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro.