STAYING ALIVE: Will Arnett, Part 1!

Thu Feb 26 2026

Hey, Smarties! Please enjoy the first half of this hilarious, in-depth interview with Will Arnett on SmartLess Media’s show Staying Alive! Hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally (101 Places To Party Before You Die) sit down with Will to ask him about keeping in shape, cutting out sugar, viral podcast clips, and the nuts and bolts of making his new film, Is This Thing On? Plus, Pally has a text exchange with Will that he’d like to ask him about, and Gabrus might have to buy new budgie smugglers. Go to the Staying Alive feed HERE for Part 2! Full video episodes available HERE. Check out Will’s movie Is This Thing On? HERE. Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive This episode was recorded February 5, 2026 on the information superhighway Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, A...

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A (0:01)

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B (1:17)

Hey, smartless listeners, it's John Gabris, one of the hosts of Staying Alive, a health and wellness podcast hosted by the unhealthy and unwell. That's Adam Pally and I and we've got Will Arnett on pod. Today. We got to spend some QT interviewing our pod father and we went deep with him about is this thing on Bradley Cooper, Eating Right, Fitness, sugar, all the stuff we cover on our show. So please enjoy the first part of the interview with Will and if you like what you hear, come on over to Staying Alive and hear the second half. Hit subscribe or follow while you're there. Hey, Will, thanks for. Thanks for doing this.

C (1:54)

Oh, dude, thank you so much. Gents, how you doing, dude?

D (1:59)

You look good.

C (2:00)

You look awesome.

B (2:00)

Look at that facial hair.

D (2:02)

Really? Oh, thanks.

B (2:03)

Yeah, you got some. You got sun. Yeah, you got some sun and you got some Iron Man.

D (2:09)

Yeah, I was just shipwrecked. Nice. You don't hear about it that often anymore about people being shipwrecked. It's fucking old school.

B (2:20)

But I knew I had to do Staying Alive, so I paddled to shore to make sure I did this stupid podcast.

Summary

SMARTLESS – "STAYING ALIVE: Will Arnett, Part 1!"
Episode Date: February 26, 2026
Host: Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett
Guest Interview on "Staying Alive" with John Gabrus and Adam Pally
Summary by SmartLess Podcast Summarizer

Episode Overview

This special episode of SmartLess features Will Arnett as the guest, sitting down with John Gabrus and Adam Pally for their health and wellness podcast "Staying Alive." The conversation is candid and hilarious, focusing on the realities of getting older, navigating health changes, coping with fame, and taking on new creative challenges. The hosts probe Will about fitness, diet, comedy, being perceived as a boss, and what it’s like to be taken seriously in Hollywood—while never straying far from an opportunity for irreverent humor or self-deprecation.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Will’s Health Journey—Aging, Diet, and Keeping Fit

Grappling with Getting Older & Staying Healthy
- Will candidly admits to recent efforts to maintain health after hitting 50, sharing the harsh reality that "it gets hard when you’re over 50" and that willpower alone isn't enough anymore. [11:36]
- He describes meeting with a nutritionist after an agent suggested it—humorously noting the discomfort of having his eating habits analyzed. [11:07 – 12:19]
- The core of Will’s updated regimen: cutting out sugar, restraining carbs, eating lots of protein, and allowing only one cheat meal a week, not a cheat day. [15:02, 16:54]
Memorable Quote:
- Will Arnett: "I ended up cutting out basically sugar, which is my number one, I think my number one addiction. Because I won't, because I'm not addicted to cigarettes and they're addicted to me." [13:57]
Exercise Routine & Real Talk on Struggles
- Will jokes about combat sports being his main exercise ("I just do, you know, street fighting, mainly. A lot of street fighting." [17:17]) but actually mixes in boxing, long walks, hikes, and light kettlebell work.
- Emphasizes that it’s all "pretty light" and self-motivated—no trainer, and consistency is key. [17:34 – 18:12]
- Shares a nutrition tip from his diet coach: eating berries or sorbet 40 minutes before bed for better sleep and satisfaction. [18:12 – 18:44]

Addictions, Moderation & Facing Health Realities

Conversations on Alcohol and Nicotine
- Will openly discusses having quit drinking and the positive impact it’s had, noting how studies keep finding new negatives with alcohol. [19:29 – 19:56]
- Discusses, with humor and realism, his ongoing battle with smoking and new attempts at moderation with products like Zyn (nicotine pouches). [20:07 – 21:22]
- The hosts commiserate about downplaying unhealthy habits to doctors, poking fun at shared self-delusions. [12:19 – 13:43]
Notable Moment:
- Will Arnett: "Cigarettes and I are synergistic. Help each other. They've never lied to me...they always told me what they were going to do." [14:19]
- John Gabrus, riffing: "My version of that is I switched from a joint and a bourbon to a joint and a chamomile tea...and I'm going to sleep like a baby." [18:58]

Tattoos & Public Image—Comedy and Outrage

The Tattoos Controversy
- Will recounts a viral faux-pas: joking on a UK podcast that "the more tattoos you have, the more boring you are." The joke led to outrage and became a news item, which Will finds both absurd and hilarious. [03:56 – 05:33]
- Ultimately, Will reinforces that it was just "a bit" and that overreacting sort of proves the joke’s point. [04:38]
- The room’s consensus: everyone has their quirks; no one is taking themselves too seriously.
Memorable Quotes:
- Will Arnett: "It's crazy when you realize that bullshit is news." [04:59]
- Will Arnett: "If you're insulted by it, then you're proving my point. But the truth is, I don't have a point." [04:38]

Will Arnett’s Transition: Comedy, Drama & “Is This Thing On”

Taking Comedy Seriously:
- Will discusses the oddity of promoting “Is This Thing On,” a more dramatic film, after years of being known for comedy. He describes the tension of wanting to undercut himself for laughs while doing a serious, earnestly crafted project. [28:31 – 32:13]
- Talks about writing and workshopping the film for over seven years with Bradley Cooper and Mark Chaplin. [29:18]
- Relates advice from a supportive interviewer—acknowledge it’s meaningful work and don’t be afraid to claim it.
Working with Bradley Cooper & Process
- Provides details about the trust and intensity of collaborating with Cooper, both in writing and in performing: "You gotta throw it all away...all this kind of shit. It was dope, man. As scary as that is." [43:43 – 44:27]
- Shares that Cooper operated the camera, taking a Soderbergh-style hands-on approach, and how this fostered a deeply engaged, vulnerable atmosphere on set. [43:52]
Notable Quotes:
- Will Arnett: "It’s hard for me to be that earnest in a way...my instinct is to like undercut myself for the sake of comedy and to not come across as like a guy who..." [29:49 & 32:07]
- Adam Pally: "The questions are like...why did you do this? Or what is the message? Or what was the process like? And you're like...well, actually, the process was pretty serious." [29:54 – 30:52]
- Will Arnett (on collaborating with Bradley Cooper): "He's an incredible filmmaker...His capacity for all of it is so insane. And his concentration and his focus is so intense in the best way." [32:20 – 32:23]
Navigating Awards Season and Perspective
- Will opens up about how it felt not to receive awards recognition for the film, and a heartwarming moment with his 15-year-old son who offered sage advice:
  - "Don’t let the fact that that happened ruin what you think about this great movie that you made, Dad." [34:14]
- The group laughs about the absurdity and pressure of Hollywood and the press machine.

Behind The Scenes: Stand Up, Improv, and Hollywood Friendship

Stand-Up Immersion for Film
- Will describes his "method-acting-style" immersion, developing his stand-up character Alex Novak at the Comedy Cellar, using a fake name, and resisting his improvisational urge to go for laughs. [35:14 – 41:58]
- The camaraderie and trust with co-writer Bradley Cooper helped him stick to the discipline required. [42:43]
Improv vs. Standup
- Adam Pally and John Gabrus riff on their improv backgrounds and how fundamentally different/improvisational muscles don’t totally map onto stand-up.
- Will reflects on wishing he’d had more improv exposure starting out.

New Opportunities and Life Perspectives

Post-Drama Opportunities
- Will teases he just finished a project with Tony Gilroy and Pedro Pascal, opening up a more varied menu of roles now that he’s no longer pigeonholed. [46:04]
- Reflects on being less precious about work at 55: wants to do meaningful things that "feel valuable" and only what he "responds to." [46:04 – 46:36]
- Credits the SmartLess podcast with Jason and Sean as scratching much of his comedy itch, so doesn’t feel compelled to chase pure comedy in acting gigs anymore. [47:38]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

On Fitness & Diet
- Will Arnett on new habits:
  "I ended up cutting out basically sugar, which is my number one, I think my number one addiction. Because I won't, because I'm not addicted to cigarettes and they're addicted to me." [13:57]
On Humor and Self-Awareness
- Will Arnett on public outrage:
  "It's crazy when you realize that bullshit is news." [04:59]
On Comedy vs. Drama
- Will Arnett:
  "It’s hard for me to be that earnest in a way...my instinct is to like undercut myself for the sake of comedy and to not come across as like a guy who..." [32:07]
- Adam Pally:
  "The questions are like...why did you do this? Or what is the message? Or what was the process like? And you're like...well, actually, the process was pretty serious." [29:54]
On Artistic Discipline
- Will Arnett, on being directed by Bradley Cooper:
  "We're doing something different...We're here to do this. This is the job. And so go out there and do the material as Alex and do Alex's material..." [41:58]
On Parental Wisdom
- Will’s son:
  "Don’t let the fact that that happened ruin what you think about this great movie that you made, Dad." [34:14]

Important Segments & Timestamps

Viral Tattoo Joke Reaction – [03:56 – 05:33]
Will’s Health and Nutrition Journey – [11:07 – 18:44]
Addictions & Moderation (Cigarettes, Zyn, Alcohol) – [19:29 – 21:22]
Taking Comedy Seriously, Awards Season, and "Is This Thing On" – [28:31 – 34:14]
Immersion in Stand-Up for Acting – [35:14 – 42:43]
Discussing Artistic Trust and Collaboration with Bradley Cooper – [42:43 – 44:27]
Perspective on Meaningful Work / New Projects – [46:04 – 47:38]

Tone and Style

The episode is freewheeling and irreverent with frequent comedic asides, but sincere when delving into personal change, creative discipline, and the tug-of-war between humility and pride. Will, Gabrus, and Pally frequently break into bits and self-deprecation, laughing about the absurdity of the entertainment business while offering unexpectedly poignant insights into personal and professional growth.

To hear Will Arnett’s routines, his kids’ comedy talents, and more, listeners are prompted to catch the second half on the "Staying Alive" feed.

This summary covers the core content, skipping ads and outro credits to focus on the in-depth, candid conversation between creative friends navigating health, aging, and Hollywood together—always with laughs along the way.