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Smeared Mascara
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"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
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Before Her Titties Sweat Off
1w ago01:09:13Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailWelcome back to your favorite pop culture pod, Smeared Mascara.This week the ladies come in hot with strong, chlorinated opinions. It’s summer, they’re perimenopausal, and lethal. Brooke reminisces about her childhood and the significance of daytime soaps. Whatchu know about Port Charles in the 80s???The latest Netflix documentary about a post-hysterectomy pregnancy is discussed. These are starting to sound like Maury Povich episodes. Mandy shares a Father’s Day glizzy story, and the reality of a local Walmart parking lot. So put on your shin guards and enjoy this episode. Balls are flying and presidents are lying. It’s the World Cup and the USA’s 250th. What a time to barely be alive!Rated HNDY for He’s Not Dead Yet (if you don’t know who, you probably don’t belong here)TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Slam Pig Summer
3w ago01:16:45Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailIt’s summertime and it’s slammin’. In case you couldn’t tell, we’re still in our Rhode Island slang era. The pod took a few weeks off between recordings. There is so much to catch up on in this episode. TV, socials, slang, concerts and more! This week you’ll hear about Brooke’s mortal enemy on the softball field… the sun. Can we get a quality sunscreen sponsor up in here, please? These middle age mamacitas could use some help. Fraxel anyone?The ladies chat about the ending of Euphoria without sharing spoilers. Yes, it can be done. There is a heated debate regarding Hunter Schafer and Alex Consani. They are in fact two different people, and both are hawt.Grab your full length mirrors and get ready for another episode of Smeared Mascara! “This is a good pod, Savannah.”Rated BC for Bald Caps TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Slam Pig!
Jun 901:02:23Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailTime to treat your ear drums to another episode of Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear about Starbuck’s inconsistent customer service. All we want is a hello and maybe a smile, ummmmkaaaayyy?Brooke shares her Florence and the Machine concert experience. Apparently Flo didn’t publicize the dress code. Not everyone wears flowy dresses to a concert, Flo.Mandy hopes for the opportunity to see Kesha live with feathers in her hair and a star painted on her eye. The ladies get in depth about the Netflix show The Crash. Yes, there will be spoilers. Duuuhhh!Lastly, Mandy shares the latest in the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Who knew that such a tiny state could be so iconic? So make sure your streaming subscriptions are current, and your chakras are aligned. Rated LAGB for Losers Always Get Boo’d (especially at the NBA Finals)TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Cheers To The Next Attempt
Jun 100:59:48Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailHello friends and loyal listeners! It’s your favorite pod duo, Brooke and Mandy. In this episode you’ll hear us talk about another assassination attempt on the president. Can you believe how many times this man has cheated death? It’s quite impressive! There’s NO WAY any of this could be fake. We touch on the biggest breakup of the spring season, Meg & Klay. Some people need more than a talented, educated woman to remain monogamous.Also discussed are our latest tv choices like Euphoria and Love on the Spectrum. Are you watching either of these socially iconic shows? We sincerely hope so.It’s time for you to put on some cutoff denim shorts and wrestle a snake like RFK, because Smeared Mascara is bringing the heat.Rated SSB for Sizzler Salad Bar TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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There's Only Two Folds I Care About
May 1401:06:46Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailWelcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about their activity levels during the golden age of FitBits, a trip to SoCal, and week one of Coachella.As always, there is an update on the latest government drama. What will Kash Money freak out about next? Will another movie “inspire” a bible quote used in a speech? Kiss or Miss is back! Hear what the ladies are down for, and what is on the way out. All this and so much more on this episode of Smeared Mascara!Rated FMB for Foul Mouth Bitches TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Pantyhose and Ham
May 501:05:53Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailWelcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara! Our technical department has been hard at work clearing storage and procuring new equipment to bring you more podcast gold.This week you’ll hear all about Easter plans and the lack of Instagram-able moments, fierce ass women in sports, high school drama, and how the political state of the US is still gross. So break open those L’eggs pantyhose and serve yourself a plate of ham, because Brooke and Mandy are serving you podcast cuntiness. Rated AIS for AI Sucks TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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“Episode One, Season One”
Apr 1401:02:36Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailIt’s time for your regular dose of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear the latest about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Drama moves faster than a Mormon engagement in MomTok World. Brooke and Mandy also talk about aging and the loss of one’s independence, TikTok content creation as an income stream, and upcoming protests. Of course there is major discussion about cats because our feline children are our lives. Meow, bitches.So grab yourself a dirty soda from Swig and get cozy! Smeared Mascara starts NOW.Rated WWJAD for When Was Jesus A Doctor?TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Misophonia and Other Complaints
Mar 2901:21:48Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailWelcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy discuss more Mormon Wives drama. It never ends with these people! The hookups, the breakups… the content creation!The ladies get in depth about iPhone storage and the scam of it all. Can we just go back to landlines and note passing?You’ll also hear about the local St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans, a de-transitioning situation, and social media restaurant reviews triggering misophonia.This is an episode you won’t want to miss!Rated NKYQ for No Kings Yass Queens TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Hashtag Hoe Weekend
Mar 1301:04:26Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailPack your bags, hoochies! We are going on a virtual weekend trip for the harlots, hoes, tramps, and hussies. Those who are skank-curious are also welcome.As always, Brooke and Mandy comment on the current state of our federal dumpster fire. Please don’t stand too close to the toxic flames. The ladies make some consumer confessions during Kiss or Miss. Find out just how long the financial grudges are being held. Also hear how easy it is to make protest signs! You probably have most of these things in your little thotty workshops. So put on your sunscreen and hydrate because it’s time for a long overdue audio trip to Whore-ville.Rated GBPM for Gator Belts & Patty Melts (and Monte Carlos)TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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It's Not Quite A Cleveland Steamer
Mar 700:50:45Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailWelcome back to another riveting episode of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear about world news interpreted by two middle aged MILFs, the latest sporty spice happenings, and another installment of Kiss or Miss. Drop us a line to let us know where you stand on cannabis use at youth sporting events, and give us your opinion on open communication in the beauty industry. So grab a cocktail and/or a carbonated drink, and get comfy because you’re about enjoy Brooke and Mandy’s podcast spectacular! Rated SSO for Stunna Shades On TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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