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Smeared Mascara
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"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
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There's Only Two Folds I Care About
3w ago01:06:46Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailWelcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about their activity levels during the golden age of FitBits, a trip to SoCal, and week one of Coachella.As always, there is an update on the latest government drama. What will Kash Money freak out about next? Will another movie “inspire” a bible quote used in a speech? Kiss or Miss is back! Hear what the ladies are down for, and what is on the way out. All this and so much more on this episode of Smeared Mascara!Rated FMB for Foul Mouth Bitches TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Pantyhose and Ham
4w ago01:05:53Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailWelcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara! Our technical department has been hard at work clearing storage and procuring new equipment to bring you more podcast gold.This week you’ll hear all about Easter plans and the lack of Instagram-able moments, fierce ass women in sports, high school drama, and how the political state of the US is still gross. So break open those L’eggs pantyhose and serve yourself a plate of ham, because Brooke and Mandy are serving you podcast cuntiness. Rated AIS for AI Sucks TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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“Episode One, Season One”
Apr 1401:02:36Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailIt’s time for your regular dose of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear the latest about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Drama moves faster than a Mormon engagement in MomTok World. Brooke and Mandy also talk about aging and the loss of one’s independence, TikTok content creation as an income stream, and upcoming protests. Of course there is major discussion about cats because our feline children are our lives. Meow, bitches.So grab yourself a dirty soda from Swig and get cozy! Smeared Mascara starts NOW.Rated WWJAD for When Was Jesus A Doctor?TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Misophonia and Other Complaints
Mar 2901:21:48Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailWelcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy discuss more Mormon Wives drama. It never ends with these people! The hookups, the breakups… the content creation!The ladies get in depth about iPhone storage and the scam of it all. Can we just go back to landlines and note passing?You’ll also hear about the local St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans, a de-transitioning situation, and social media restaurant reviews triggering misophonia.This is an episode you won’t want to miss!Rated NKYQ for No Kings Yass Queens TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Hashtag Hoe Weekend
Mar 1301:04:26Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailPack your bags, hoochies! We are going on a virtual weekend trip for the harlots, hoes, tramps, and hussies. Those who are skank-curious are also welcome.As always, Brooke and Mandy comment on the current state of our federal dumpster fire. Please don’t stand too close to the toxic flames. The ladies make some consumer confessions during Kiss or Miss. Find out just how long the financial grudges are being held. Also hear how easy it is to make protest signs! You probably have most of these things in your little thotty workshops. So put on your sunscreen and hydrate because it’s time for a long overdue audio trip to Whore-ville.Rated GBPM for Gator Belts & Patty Melts (and Monte Carlos)TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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It's Not Quite A Cleveland Steamer
Mar 700:50:45Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailWelcome back to another riveting episode of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear about world news interpreted by two middle aged MILFs, the latest sporty spice happenings, and another installment of Kiss or Miss. Drop us a line to let us know where you stand on cannabis use at youth sporting events, and give us your opinion on open communication in the beauty industry. So grab a cocktail and/or a carbonated drink, and get comfy because you’re about enjoy Brooke and Mandy’s podcast spectacular! Rated SSO for Stunna Shades On TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Winners Want to Shoot Themselves in the Weiners
Feb 2601:01:15Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailIt may seem like you’re hearing about the Olympics and Bad Bunny everywhere. This episode of Smeared Mascara is no exception. Listen to Brooke and Mandy give a recap of their Super Bowl Sundays. You’ll hear about food, fun and of course the halftime show. ¡Guepa!You’ll also get the 411 about an Olympic skier’s alleged attempt at “inflating” his score. You won’t want to skip this episode because unlike the State of the Union address, it’s entertaining.Rated GM & PRP for Gold Medals and Puerto Rican Papis TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Relational Nutrients
Feb 1900:55:05Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailBust out the pen and paper or open up that Notes app, because Smeared Mascara is helping you get your life together. You’ll hear how you can get shit done with a little help from your homies. In this episode you’ll also hear Brooke and Mandy’s opinions on Grammy fashion. Did they watch the show? Nope. Are they gonna judge it? Yup. The ladies will also let you know how they feel about the latest developments in the disgusting Ep Files. Just when you think these people can’t get any worse, they do.Rated PBS for Pam Bondi SucksTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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Cold As Balls
Feb 1200:47:10Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailBrrrr, it’s cold in here. Feels like Smeared Mascara in the atmosphere!In this week’s episode you’ll hear how Brooke and Mandy are purging clutter for the new year. Look for an influx of disco balls and fur coats at secondhand stores near you! Also discussed is how the Bay Area is pre-gaming for the Super Bowl. There’s plenty to do if you didn’t get tickets to the game. So get that crock pot going and pour in some nacho cheese because it’s time to snack while Brooke and Mandy talk smack. Rated BB for Benito BowlTikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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The Spice Girls
Feb 500:41:11Tap to summarizeSend us Fan MailRemember that time at your wedding when that famous singer called you out onto the dance floor and your mother-in-law rushed out and started dancing inappropriately with your husband? Well we weren’t there but we love seeing the memes about the Beckham wedding! Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara where Brooke and Mandy hyper focus on pop culture’s latest obsession. You will hear Brooke’s re-entry into the Sporty Spice World and how that could affect your favorite softball event, the Mary Nutter Classic. The ladies will interpret Brooklyn Beckham’s now infamous Instagram story about his wedding reception and the likely beef between his mama and the bride. So get ready for a sweet and spicy episode of Smeared Mascara!Rated SC for Super Chismosas TikTokInstagramYouTube Channel
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