#10 - Our Craziest Hospital Stories w/ Keith Leak Jr.

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Episode #10 - "Our Craziest Hospital Stories w/ Keith Leak Jr."

Release Date: August 28, 2023
Hosts: Shayne Topp (Shayne), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda)
Guest: Keith Leak Jr.

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1. Introduction and Guest Introduction

The episode kicks off with Shane and Amanda welcoming listeners to "Smosh Mouth," introducing their guest, Keith Leak Jr., who shares his personal and candid hospital stories. The hosts set a light-hearted and humorous tone, immediately engaging the audience with their signature comedic banter.

Notable Quote:

• Shane: "Welcome to Smosh Mouth, you friggin losers. I'm Shane."
  [00:25]

2. Keith’s Health Journey

Keith delves into his recent health struggles, revealing that he has undergone surgery to remove a significant tumor. He humorously refers to the tumor as the "biggest loser" and discusses the physical changes he's experienced, including having half a stomach and parts of his spleen and pancreas removed.

Notable Quotes:

• Shane: "He lost something recently."
  [00:40]

• Keith: "I have half a stomach. And okay, so half a stomach."
  [02:01]

• Amanda: "So you have half a stomach?"
  [02:32]

3. Surgical Experience and Recovery

Keith recounts the day he decided to seek medical attention after experiencing severe stomach pain, initially mistaking it for heartburn. Despite feeling assured by his friends that everything was fine, a pivotal moment on set led him to finally visit the doctor. The discovery of a 25-centimeter growth in his abdomen was a shocking revelation, which he humorously refers to as a "big dick."

Notable Quotes:

• Keith: "I have a big zipper. My friends call it a zipper, which is, like, where they cut me open."
  [22:21]

• Keith: "I looked 12 months pregnant. He shout out to women who do it in nine months. Yo, I did it in two years."
  [10:29]

4. Hospital Life and Coping Mechanisms

During his hospital stay, Keith shares amusing yet relatable experiences, such as unintentionally making a mess in his hospital gown and managing the discomfort of his post-surgery body. The hosts and Keith laugh over these incidents, highlighting the importance of humor in coping with difficult situations.

Notable Quotes:

• Keith: "I was making jokes before I even get into surgery, of course."
  [44:54]

• Shane: "You have to catch up, take notes."
  [31:30]

5. Support System and Emotional Struggles

Keith emphasizes the vital role of his support system, including his family and friends, in his recovery journey. He opens up about his emotional struggles, such as feelings of isolation and the pressure of maintaining a positive demeanor despite the ongoing fight against cancer.

Notable Quotes:

• Keith: "I’m glad I have you guys to support and love. Yeah, man. It's cool. Go get your checkups."
  [66:37]

• Shane: "I have so much respect for people who are going through that type of stuff."
  [63:07]

6. Humorous Hospital Anecdotes

The conversation takes a comedic turn as Keith and the hosts share funny and embarrassing moments from their hospital stays, including stories about accidental messes and humorous interactions with medical staff. These anecdotes provide a balance between the seriousness of Keith’s condition and the light-hearted nature of the podcast.

Notable Quotes:

• Keith: "I made a butterfly with my ass."
  [28:26]

• Shane: "Keith removed a tumor. Now he's removing another tumor from his nose."
  [21:35]

7. Cultural and Pop Culture References

Throughout the episode, the hosts and Keith reference various aspects of pop culture, including TV shows like "Forensic Files," "Dateline," and game shows such as "Family Feud" and "Judge Steve." These references serve to connect with the audience and add layers of humor to their discussions.

Notable Quotes:

• Keith: "I straight up watch Forensic. If you ever, ever go on a trip, go to a hotel, any hotel in America, they have Forensic Files."
  [51:40]

• Amanda: "Judge Judy is hilarious. I watched this clip where a woman comes out and says she knew she couldn't trust the judge from her hair."
  [60:32]

8. Closing Remarks and Takeaways

As the episode wraps up, Keith reflects on his ongoing battle with cancer and the continuous fight ahead. He encourages listeners to prioritize their health and emphasizes the importance of regular checkups. The hosts express their gratitude for having Keith on the show and reiterate their support.

Notable Quotes:

• Keith: "We have to keep this fight going. It doesn't stop here."
  [65:54]

• Shane: "Yeah. Thanks for being here."
  [66:24]

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Conclusion

In this heartfelt and humorous episode of "Smosh Mouth," Keith Leak Jr. shares his tumultuous journey through surgery and cancer treatment with the support of his friends Shane and Amanda. The blend of candid storytelling and comedic elements provides listeners with both inspiration and laughter, showcasing the resilience of the human spirit in the face of adversity.

Key Themes:

• Resilience and Positivity: Keith's ability to maintain humor despite his health challenges.
• Support Systems: The crucial role of friends and family in recovery.
• Coping Mechanisms: Using humor and pop culture references to navigate tough times.
• Awareness and Health: Encouraging regular medical checkups and vigilance about personal health.

Final Thought: This episode serves as a testament to overcoming personal struggles with the help of a strong support network and the power of humor in healing.

Transcript

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Shane]

No purchase necessary VGW Group void where prohibited by law 21/ terms and conditions apply. Welcome to Smosh Mouth, you friggin losers. I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

And I'm Amanda. And we have our biggest loser. No.

[Shane]

Well, he did lose something.

[Amanda]

He did lose something.

[Shane]

He lost something recently.

[Amanda]

I was saying the biggest loser is the tumor, not Keith. Hey, Keith.

[Keith]

That's right. I don't know how I feel about that intro. I mean the biggest loser. I have lost ten pounds in the last like a week or so.

[Shane]

Yeah, but that was 10 pounds of tumor.

[Keith]

No, I don't think the tumor actually weighed that. I think it was the surgery. I had a fever. I had. Yeah, right. Yeah. I couldn't eat for real. So I was eating a little bit, you know, here and there. But for the first four days I had nothing to eat.

[Shane]

Oh my God.

[Amanda]

Liquids. Oh, iv.

[Keith]

IV for sure. They come on. They gave me some, some liquid stuff, but other than that I couldn't. I'm still eating soft foods, trying to. I try to eat harder foods and it just doesn't set well. I have half a stomach.

[Amanda]

So you have half a stomach?

[Keith]

Half a stomach. And okay, so half a stomach. I also have a part of my whole spleen's gone.

[Amanda]

Woo.

[Shane]

Who needs it?

[Keith]

Who needs it? I'll just take some shots. You know, A piece of my pancreas is gone. A piece of it. And then they took some of my colonies.

[Shane]

Oh yeah.

[Keith]

So like we got organs. Organs are missing.

[Shane]

I would be lying if I said I knew what any of them did.

[Keith]

Okay, so.

[Shane]

So I don't know your stomach. So I'm like you don't know your.

[Amanda]

Stomach holds food stomach, I guess swollen.

[Keith]

That's somewhat shit.

[Amanda]

Yeah, sure.

[Keith]

And then like my pancreas, I'm not for real sure, but it's very important. But if they would have took more, I probably would have been a brittle diabetic. But my spleen, we don't need that so, like, you can just take some shots. It helps fight off viruses and stuff like that. So all I have to do is take some shots and I'm like, okay, I can do that.

[Amanda]

You can do that?

[Keith]

I can do that.

[Amanda]

Great. So what are you. Does it change what you eat now for your whole life?

[Keith]

I don't think so necessarily. But, like, for the future, going forward, I'm going to have to change, you know, like, what? I eat softer foods. Like, I'm not a guy who likes, like, peanut butter, but jello. I love jello. Don't speak for me.

[Shane]

I just eat jello.

[Keith]

You don't like jello? No, no, I like jello. I wasn't gonna say that. You tried to finish my sentence.

[Amanda]

And you're right, you're right.

[Keith]

But I don't like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I don't like tuna and crackers. But right now, those have been my best friends. Right now. Yeah. Like, as soon as I got out of the hospital. My mom's here in town right now. She's taking care of me. Shout out to my mom.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Keith]

And yeah, Mom, Duke's out there. We see you, baby. Um, sorry, sorry. I love it. I wanted her to make some, like, home cooked meals, like some real heavy shit, and I could not eat them. Brennan came over recently and took some pictures of me. I probably shouldn't have been doing that. And my mom cooked for us and it was a little heavy. And before I knew it, the food's just sitting right here. Because I eat fast, I eat like a cow. And I don't realize how much I have actually put them to my body until it's too late. Until I'm like, I'm uncomfortable.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's lighter foods from now on.

[Keith]

Lighter foods for right now. For right now. From now on.

[Amanda]

From now on. For right now.

[Keith]

Yeah. So would you watch that show for.

[Amanda]

Right now, from now on? Yeah, I would.

[Shane]

You would?

[Amanda]

It sounds like a soap opera.

[Keith]

You see what I'm saying?

[Amanda]

From now on, right now.

[Shane]

Oh, from now on.

[Amanda]

Days of Our Lives.

[Shane]

Right now.

[Amanda]

From now on, right now. That. That's like the hospital. A hospital tv.

[Keith]

Oh.

[Shane]

So for some quick context, in case someone happens to not know the past, we were trying to gauge how long, three years, you've been dealing with a cancerous tumor in your body.

[Keith]

Yes. I only knew for two of the years, though. It could have been longer than three. Who knows? Because we don't know when it started growing. We don't know anything. We just knew when I got diagnosed. I think it was in April of 2020.

[Shane]

I remember it was 20. It was. I thought it was 2020 that you started to talk about feeling some shit, but maybe.

[Keith]

Yeah, 2020. When I started feeling shit. Yep.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Keith]

But 2021 is when I got diagnosed in April or so. What did you.

[Amanda]

I was there.

[Keith]

You were there. Okay.

[Amanda]

I remember we were in the old space, and I remember you were talking to me about it, and we were very new with each other, and I remember being like, holy shit. As we're, like, putting on Karen wigs. I was like, what? We're putting on Karen wigs. We're both, like, wearing, like, capri outfits, and you're talking to me about this. And I was like, I was a.

[Keith]

Sexier Karen, by the way. What?

[Amanda]

You were so much sexier. I was a nasty Karen. Thank you. I actually rewatched that video of us doing Karen.

[Shane]

That still has my.

[Amanda]

When I talk about your braids, my favorite.

[Shane]

My favorite Amanda quote might be when your wig fell off, and you're like. And everyone's, like, trying to play around it, like, oh. And you're like, what? And then you just go, we can see your braids.

[Keith]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

Holy Karen.

[Keith]

It's not what it looks like. It's not what it looks like.

[Shane]

It's exactly what it looks like.

[Keith]

What does it look like that you have brides? Like, pure Karen. You were still in it.

[Amanda]

I was so in Karen. And then you kept falling asleep, and I'd be like, there's vodka. There's vodka. Oh, Karen, honey.

[Shane]

Uh.

[Amanda]

Oh, there's vodka.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

There you go.

[Keith]

Oh, I literally.

[Amanda]

You have to watch it. Cause I rewatched it, and I was like, memories. I don't even know. I was, like, blacked out in that character.

[Keith]

Me, too. I was drunk.

[Amanda]

You were drunk in that character.

[Keith]

That's Karen. That's Karen.

[Amanda]

And, yeah, you were telling me about it, and I was like, I don't even know. I don't even know what that is.

[Keith]

Like.

[Amanda]

Cause, like, what did you think that it was when you weren't feeling well?

[Keith]

This is so dumb. Okay. So I started having. So me and my homeboys, we were about to, like, drink and, like, party for tonight, and we ate some food, just getting our tummies ready, and I ended up having. I thought it was, like, heartburn or acid reflux. And I was like, yo, like, I'm getting older. I'm 29. I was 28. Something like that. I'm like, yo, I'm feeling something Right now, it's like, yo, take some Tums. So I took five Tums, and when I tell you I felt better, I was like, y'all, let's go. And that would happen. Like, that happened a few times. I wasn't taking care of my body.

[Amanda]

You know, in any capacity.

[Keith]

So that happened a few times, and the pain would go away. I'm like, man, Tums is like an all. Like, it's a cure to everything. Like, y'all better get y'all some Tums. I don't even have them anymore, you know? Of course. But, like, when I tell you, it really. Like, that's what I thought it was. And I wasn't going to get checkups or anything like that. All I knew was that the Tums were helping this cancer baby that I didn't know at the time.

[Amanda]

On. Right.

[Shane]

Interesting. I remember. Yeah. And then I remember you talking about it and being like, yeah, I've got some pain, like, right here. And I know, like, people were like, oh, you should go check out the doctor. And you're like, I know. I will.

[Amanda]

It's hard to go to the doctor.

[Shane]

Well, it was tough in the middle of the, like, pandemic. Of course this happens.

[Keith]

But this was the thing so we were doing. It was me, you, and Courtney, you. I forgot what characters you were playing, but we had a. A boxing ring set up. And I came to set that day, and I was like, I'm in pain. And I lifted up my shirt to Courtney. I thank you, too. And I was like, yo, can you tell that half of my stomach is, like, lifted up? And she's like, baby, you need to go to the doctor. And I'm like, yeah, I know. And then I think somehow the conversation got back to the director at the time, Brian Finnerty. And before I knew it, I'm talking to you guys. I'm the last shots of the day, and I'm talking to you guys, but I'm rubbing my stomach, and I'm just rubbing it deeply, trying to, you know, massage the pain out but not realizing what I'm doing because I've gotten so used to the pain, but not. And I'm rubbing myself, and he's looking at me on the monitors, and he's like, keith, you gotta go to the doctor, like, in front of everybody. And this is, like, a safe place, so it's like, fine. Everybody's setting up lights, And I'm like, yeah. So he's like, all right, I need everybody on the floor right now. So I'm getting On the floor. And I'm still. Still massaging myself. And I'm like, oh, I'm wincing. He's like, no, everybody up. I said, well, I'm already down. He said, nope, you're in pain, Keith. We got to get you up. So I think after that. That day is when I ended up going to urgent care. I was not trying to see. I'm like, is it my liver? I drink a little bit. Is it this? Is it? That I honestly had no idea. But the doctor at urgent care straight up told me. She said, yo, that's not your liver. I was like, well, it's not my kidneys. Those are good. I said, all right, cool. So after that, it just, you know, they were like, you need to go get a CAT scan. So I went and got a CAT scan. And after I got the CAT scan, they hit me up and they were like, yo, so you have a 25 centimeter growth in your abdomen area. And I'm like, 25 centimeters? That's not big. No, that's big. You know, they finished my. No, that's big. So I changed. I looked up centimeters into inches or whatever the hell, and it said, almost 10 inches. Almost 10 inches. And I'm just like, damn, that is a big dick.

[Shane]

You have a. You have a. You have a. You have a. You have a five inch tumor. It's very small. No, that sounds pretty big to me. That sounds pretty freaking huge.

[Amanda]

Boner in your fucking abdomen. How did it get there? You've just been massaging for days. I'm like, how did that.

[Keith]

How did that boner get there?

[Amanda]

Because you've been massaging it.

[Keith]

It's just in my tumor.

[Shane]

You've been stroking it.

[Amanda]

You have been stroking it and feeding it Tums.

[Keith]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

It's getting harder and harder.

[Keith]

Oh, my. I hate both of these.

[Shane]

So 10 inches. But it's probably, like, shaped like. Did they ever say what shape it was?

[Amanda]

Pee.

[Shane]

Like. Like, it's not a cylinder. You don't have a cucumber in your pocket.

[Keith]

So remember at one point. Remember, Remember, it was like half of my stomach, you know, it was, like, lifted up. You could see where it. Like, so. But then, remember after that, y'all, I looked 12 months pregnant.

[Shane]

Yes, you did.

[Keith]

I looked 12 months pregnant. He shout out to women who do it in nine months. Yo, I did it in two years. Sorry.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Keith]

Sorry. Sorry. Am I gonna get canceled for that?

[Shane]

Let her cook.

[Keith]

Am I getting canceled. Am I gonna get canceled for that? No, keep going. But it got really Big. I looked huge. For me, I'm a small guy, so my stomach popping out like that was, like, crazy. It looked unreal. You know what I mean? Like, I started to lose weight. And in the middle of it, you don't realize that you're losing weight because your stomach's out to here. So it's like, you know.

[Amanda]

And it was just getting bigger.

[Keith]

It was just getting bigger.

[Amanda]

So uncomfortable.

[Keith]

So it was uncomfortable, like, even filming guys, like, you know, I couldn't do certain things. I would come and I'd be like, all right, like, I'm here. Let's go. Let's get it done. But I was like, I can't do. Try not to laugh right now. I can't do anything with a lot of, like, movement or energy. Like, if I can sit down, like, the way that I am now. I was good. But other than that, it was rough.

[Shane]

You still would go for it, though.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Shane]

I think I always, like, after you got the surgery and everything, I mean, I obviously knew it was very serious this whole time, but I do think there was some times where I would almost forget, because you would come here and you would work. You get in the zone that it's like, oh, he must be feeling great, because he's killing it.

[Keith]

No, it's called turning it on and turning it off.

[Shane]

But I think you do it better than anyone.

[Keith]

Well, I mean, I did it with cancer, so, I mean, I'm not gonna.

[Amanda]

Argue that you're better than all of us.

[Keith]

No, no, no, no, no. But no. Like, you guys just being here, supporting me. Like, if somebody needed to jump in a video, you guys would do it easily. There was never any issues. Like, the support here was great. It was easy to come to work and be like, okay. Everybody's like, do what you can. And I'm like, if I could do it, I would. But if I couldn't, I'm like, all right, y'all. I'mma just let somebody else take this one. It was a lot of that for a while and on and off. My stomach. I got pregnant. Like, I got re pregnant. Like, I don't know how many times, but that stomach just kept coming back.

[Amanda]

So, wait, did you name your little.

[Shane]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Pause, pause, pause. We just swapped out Keith's chair. Cause Keith's chair was loud.

[Keith]

It's me. I move so much. I have so much energy. So it wasn't a chair of the.

[Shane]

How do you feel in that new chair?

[Keith]

I feel great. Look. Can you hear it?

[Shane]

No, man.

[Keith]

You see what I'm saying.

[Amanda]

No, I cannot hear it.

[Shane]

So.

[Amanda]

So, okay, you say that you're pregnant. You had a little tumor baby. A big tumor baby. Big. A big dick tumor baby. What did you name C section. C section? Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. Poor baby. That's so hard for women. I hear C section.

[Keith]

Cancer section.

[Amanda]

Yeah, right?

[Keith]

Definitely had it during the cancer season. Horoscope, all that. Yeah, the Zodiac was cancer. July 13th.

[Amanda]

Wait, cancer season.

[Keith]

Oh, my God. Is it over yet?

[Shane]

It is over now. Is it? As of this podcast coming in. Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

And it's over now.

[Keith]

See, look what God did. God knew what he was doing when he.

[Amanda]

When he gave you cancer. Okay, so did you name your little baby?

[Keith]

I didn't name it, but one of my homeboys did tell me. Amelie.

[Shane]

Amelie.

[Amanda]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Shane]

That was not the name I was expecting.

[Amanda]

Amelie. The short haircut French girl.

[Keith]

He named it Amelie. I don't know her, but I know this Amelie.

[Shane]

You were okay with Amelie?

[Keith]

Hell yeah. That's not Emily. It's Amelie.

[Amanda]

Let me tell you. Amelie. The whole point of Amelie is she is seeking love. And she goes to a photo booth and takes photos of her, and a guy finds it and they. They go through France to find each other, and at the end of the day, she realized she doesn't want to be alone. And they get together and they love each other, and she has a really.

[Shane]

Short, cute haircut, and she's a tumor the whole time.

[Keith]

Amelie found me.

[Amanda]

So your tumor had a little, short, little cute, little haircut?

[Keith]

It was cute. I showed you. Did I show you?

[Shane]

You did show me the photo.

[Keith]

It was as big as Amelie. Of Amelie. Amelie was a baby.

[Shane]

I would say we could show it. I worry about us getting demonetized of showing. Could maybe if you. If you're okay. If you're okay with us.

[Keith]

I mean, why not?

[Amanda]

I want to see it.

[Keith]

That was as big as a football.

[Shane]

All right, so trigger warning. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Here. If we have the photo, is Amelie. If we can't find the photo, then we'll just show a photo of Amelie.

[Amanda]

It doesn't cut to photo. It's just Amelie shaped like hey, Arnold's football head. She's just like. So it's basically hair on over the Amelie haircut in France.

[Shane]

For those listening or if we couldn't show it. Yeah. You showed me this photo, and to me it looked like set dressing on some sort of sci fi movie or like a zombie film. Just because it was like, just. It wasn't one cohesive. Thing. It was like a bunch of stuff because then it all.

[Amanda]

She's a lot of different things.

[Keith]

So this is the thing. So I went to my first doctor's appointment post op, and they said that 90% of the tumor was tissue at this point. So, yeah, it was just sitting inside of me because of the chemo, the chemotherapy pills that I've been taking for so long, like it was killing it. But it doesn't just evaporate like, you.

[Amanda]

Know, it turns into tissue and connects to it.

[Keith]

Exactly. But 10% of it was actually still, like, alive. I'm like, so motherfuckers are just living, you know, it was really hard to process, but that's why they had to take my explain, because the part that was. Was alive was in your.

[Shane]

Oh, like, Keith, it is me, Amelie.

[Amanda]

She talks like this. She talks like this.

[Keith]

Guys, Amelie did not talk like that.

[Amanda]

Amelie was like, wake up, motherfucker.

[Keith]

There you go.

[Shane]

It's me, Amelie.

[Keith]

You see what I'm saying?

[Shane]

I'm here sitting on your spin. I'm gonna need you to give me a spleen. All right.

[Keith]

Smoking a cigarette.

[Amanda]

What did Amelie sound like to you?

[Keith]

Like that.

[Amanda]

Literally.

[Shane]

You know it.

[Keith]

Yes.

[Shane]

All right, here we go.

[Keith]

Like that.

[Amanda]

You sound like Sylvester Stallone and like Jean Claude, whatever.

[Shane]

And Jean Claude. Well, he is French.

[Keith]

See, look. Wow.

[Amanda]

See, look. French. That's it. I have no other.

[Keith]

See, God is just working up and all through up in this podcast.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And it's all about France. Sorry, I can't. You know what's crazy, though? Amelie is a very long movie.

[Shane]

It is. And this was a very long process.

[Keith]

I never. This is the thing. When he named it Amelie, I'm gonna be straight up. I just thought it was just a cool ass name.

[Shane]

I'm surprised you didn't think of a name before that. You named it.

[Keith]

Yeah, no, I was like, no. Cause I asked him. I was like, yo, I gotta name it. And he was like, amelie. I said, perfect.

[Shane]

Hell, yeah.

[Amanda]

Oh, so you have to watch Omley. Then you're gonna be like, oh, my God. What? It's such an incredible movie.

[Keith]

Really?

[Amanda]

Oh, it's an amazing movie. Amazing piece of cinema. Funny, sad, loving, romantic.

[Keith]

Oh, my God. It's my life.

[Shane]

Fun thing about Keith, though. Keith, you don't watch movies hardly ever.

[Keith]

Oh, yes, I do.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Keith]

I watch movies.

[Amanda]

What did you watch? Did you watch a movie while you were in the hospital?

[Keith]

Norbit.

[Shane]

Norbit. Okay. Norbit's the only movie Keith has seen.

[Keith]

No, I'm just playing. I did. I Did not watch Norbit right before. So right before. So right before, I've been getting better. Right before I went to the movies and I seen the Blackening.

[Shane]

Oh, okay.

[Keith]

The Blackening.

[Shane]

The Blackening.

[Keith]

Oh. Oh, God. I was see that with my parents. It was fun. I enjoyed it. I really did.

[Amanda]

It was fun.

[Keith]

Yeah, no, it was fun. I saw myself up there. You know what I mean? Which was, like, cool, you know? Yeah. I've been trying to get better with it, but. Yeah.

[Shane]

For the most part, though, like, there's most. A lot of movies you have not seen.

[Keith]

Yeah, I just watched, like.

[Shane]

You've never watched. You've never watched Star Wars? You've never watched Lord of the Rings?

[Keith]

No.

[Shane]

Back to the Future.

[Keith]

Yes, I have.

[Shane]

You've seen Back to the Future?

[Keith]

Yes, a long time ago. So I just remember the nice DeLorean or whatever car he had. I remember that. And the crazy hair. No, I went on a ride at Disney. You did.

[Shane]

So you have not seen it. You've just been on the ride?

[Keith]

I just been on the ride. I thought I seen it, but nah, I was just around, like, I was.

[Amanda]

In that car and I was strapping in, and the woman who put me in was named Amy, and she worked there. Oh, shit.

[Keith]

I didn't see it.

[Shane]

I did a video recently where I guessed I would see someone's top three movies and I would guess who it. Who it was out of everyone here. I realized I didn't have your submissions, but I would have known yours because your top three would be Norbit, Black Panther, and I don't know, is it Black Panther? That's the other movie that I know he saw.

[Keith]

No, that's just the only one.

[Shane]

It's not top three movies. It's the three movies you actually seen.

[Keith]

You guys have to understand, I like.

[Shane]

Oh, so the Blackening.

[Keith]

Because that's something bad. I will watch. Like, I watch movies like people make me watch movies.

[Shane]

They make you white chicks.

[Keith]

Oh, my God. I just. I just watched one of my favorite movies ever. I just watched white chicks.

[Amanda]

Like Wayne Brothers are the shit.

[Keith]

Oh, my God. It's so quotable. I don't know. I'm a beef. I'm a bust.

[Amanda]

Bust into tears. White chicks is the best.

[Keith]

Can we actually watch it together? Yes, but you have to be okay with me speaking through the whole movie.

[Amanda]

It's fine, because I speak through that whole movie because I've seen it so many times. Yes.

[Keith]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. See, I watch a lot of the same stuff that I watched as A kid is the stuff that I watch now. Like, I like to call it comfort. You know, I'm. I'm like a comfort movie. A comfort food.

[Amanda]

Comfort food.

[Shane]

Wow, that's great.

[Amanda]

Maybe not comfort food anymore.

[Keith]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So sorry. No, that wasn't a burn. I just meant it.

[Keith]

It's fine. My mom's been making half stomach jokes, so I'm used to it.

[Amanda]

Oh, God.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Keith]

Truly, I'm telling you, she said something the other day I don't even wanna say.

[Shane]

Your family is brutal.

[Keith]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

You tell stories about the shit your family says to each other.

[Keith]

Oh, my God. It's serious. It's serious. Some of it could be hurtful, but, like, we know what we. We know what's going on. So, like, I'm not gonna include everybody into that. Yeah, but we go there and it's fun.

[Amanda]

You go. You have to. I mean, you have to make these types of. You have to.

[Keith]

Yeah. I mean, it's either that or cry, which I still do. I have my moments. I think it's important to cry, but I also think it's important to, like, have some fun with it. It's just like, who would have ever thought in a million years I know my little butt would be like, yo, we gonna get a big dick. I mean, a big football in your stomach named Amelie. Named Amelie. It's just gonna sit there for two years, as far as we know. It's just gonna sit there and it's gonna sit there, and it's going to sit there until it's out.

[Amanda]

Like, do you miss it at all?

[Keith]

That made me snot.

[Amanda]

Real missed.

[Keith]

That made me snot. I need tissue because. Yeah, because, like, do I miss it?

[Amanda]

No. Yes. Amelie is a person.

[Keith]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

No.

[Keith]

She was an alien tumor baby that needed to be removed.

[Shane]

Still got some Keith.

[Keith]

Yeah, I got some booger.

[Shane]

Keith removed a tumor. Now he's removing another tumor from his nose.

[Keith]

Oh, my gosh. So gross. You shouldn't have made me snob.

[Amanda]

I'm sorry. But it was. But I genuinely want.

[Keith]

Oh, he's still there.

[Shane]

It's right.

[Amanda]

Oh, it's there.

[Keith]

Oh, God. That looks like.

[Amanda]

Oh, that.

[Keith]

That was great.

[Shane]

Congratulations to Keith. He just got rid of his booger.

[Keith]

Oh, my God. So, like, we are two for two.

[Amanda]

I love it.

[Keith]

Getting it out of here for those.

[Shane]

Just getting rid of things.

[Keith]

Oh, my God, I love it.

[Shane]

Keith is Marie kondo. Ing his body right now.

[Amanda]

Do I love it?

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Do I love it?

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Amelie. It's like, do I love it? No, she's like, bitch.

[Shane]

Okay, so to answer that question. No, you don't miss it. No.

[Keith]

No. Well, okay, I will say this, though. So I have a big zipper. My friends call it a zipper, which is, like, where they cut me open. Sure. Like, I haven't shown you guys yet, but it's a lot. It's gonna be a big scar. And I understand why people don't get surgery. I truly understand why people don't do it. Because it's so invasive.

[Amanda]

It really is.

[Keith]

And it hurts, and it takes time. Like, right now, I feel fine, but, like, who knows? Later on in the day, I might get to a point where it's, like, a little bit more difficult for me to walk and I have to stretch it out. Or, like, I can't pick up stuff, which I don't like picking up stuff anyway. But, like, you have to understand, like, not being able to do that.

[Amanda]

And you probably have to oil it.

[Keith]

Mm. Mm. I'm not. It's crusty. Look, I'll just show you guys.

[Amanda]

Show me.

[Shane]

Look.

[Keith]

But it goes all the way down to my.

[Shane]

To the tip of your penis?

[Keith]

No, to the tip of my penis.

[Amanda]

Okay. That would not be.

[Keith]

No, it does not.

[Amanda]

Wait, why aren't you, like, doing bio oil or anything? Ever heard of.

[Keith]

They didn't tell me. They said, don't worry about doing anything. Okay.

[Shane]

It doesn't really look that bad.

[Amanda]

No, it looks great. Like, bio oil. Just because I have a ton of scars. It just helps.

[Keith]

Why do you have so many scars?

[Amanda]

Oh, you don't know? I've had a lot of surgeries, baby.

[Keith]

Oh, my God. Really? I did not know that.

[Amanda]

Yes, I have.

[Keith]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

You actually, I've used. No.

[Keith]

Okay, we'll save the story.

[Amanda]

No, Amelie. But bio oil is very good for scars just because it softens them. So you know how they're all, like, tight? You actually have to massage the scars with bio oil, and then they. They get. It's weird that they didn't tell you to do this.

[Keith]

No.

[Amanda]

So don't take my advice.

[Keith]

Okay. I'm going to ask them. I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow, actually.

[Amanda]

Okay. With. With the scars, they all. That will go away. That, like, kind of rippled feeling.

[Keith]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

So, yeah, you massage it with bio oil, and then.

[Keith]

Do you think it might be a little too early for me to do that right now? Probably. I think it's too early for me probably. Like, y'all, I'm like, you probably need time.

[Shane]

As of recording this, it, like, just happened.

[Keith]

It really just happened.

[Amanda]

Yeah, don't take my advice, y'all.

[Keith]

I just had surgery, like, a little bit more than two weeks ago.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's really intense. Like, how are you here?

[Keith]

I'm thriving.

[Amanda]

How you thriving?

[Keith]

I'm doing great.

[Shane]

Hopefully, as of people watching this, like, you're now sprinting, jumping on building, just.

[Amanda]

Ran parkour, picking stuff up, which he doesn't want to do.

[Shane]

Eating hard. Hard foods. Hardcore foods.

[Amanda]

I feel like that's the thing, though, that you were talking about is, like, you want to get back to normalcy, even though your body's like, no.

[Keith]

Yeah. Your body will remind you every time, like, whether it be me eating food. Like I told you before, like, the. The softer foods are my best friends right now. Things that I don't actually like to eat, but they're not so bad. But, like, it tells me when I eat harder foods or heavier foods, rather, that it's like, no, no, no. You need to go throw up, you know?

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

In these past couple years with dealing with this, what. Obviously, like, it's a very serious thing. There's a lot of pain, a lot of all this. But I imagine there's also gotta be really stupid and funny things that have happened. Right. Was there surprisingly ridiculous things?

[Keith]

I. I boo booed on myself at the hospital.

[Amanda]

Explain. Boo booed.

[Shane]

And the doctors were like, that had nothing to do with the tumor.

[Keith]

Dookied. Dookie. My body was so.

[Amanda]

You really were pregnant. Pregnant women, when they give birth, they on themselves.

[Keith]

You were doing that before the T. I didn't need you to bring that up. I was.

[Shane]

You brought it up on smarts before.

[Keith]

But I'm trying to move beyond that this time. I did it in my sleep. Usually I do it when I'm awake.

[Shane]

That's awesome.

[Amanda]

You did it in your sleep?

[Keith]

I didn't know.

[Shane]

What were you dreaming about?

[Keith]

I don't know. Oh, I've been having some vivid dreams, Amelie. I've been having some vivid dreams, by the way, but I'm, like, sitting there. They're waking me up every two hours in the hospital to give me shots, to make sure my fever's down. I'm sweating a lot. I'm going through all the motions. Anybody that's had surgery and have stayed for, I wanna say, a week or any amount of time, they are on your case. They're gonna make sure you' shout out to Everybody@Keck USC. They're incredible, by the way. Like, shout out to all of them if you ever get cancer. Go there. Is that too much? Because I'M shouting out, shameless plug, y'all. They took care of me. But I remember waking up at, like, 6. Mind you, I probably was woken up by my nurse at, like, maybe 4. So it's like 6 in the morning, maybe 5:30. I don't know, guys. It was. I truly don't even know where I am right now.

[Amanda]

You are at Smoshmouth with Shane and Amanda. We just start. Our faces start morphing. You're like, I'm dreaming.

[Shane]

We have a surprise guest for you. Amelie, come on out. Oh, it's me.

[Keith]

I do not want to see that little bitch. That would be. But I ended up waking up, and I'm uncomfortable. You know, they usually stuff the pillows behind me, like it's my midsection, so everything's connected to it. So trying to sleep wasn't easy, but I woke up finally. And when I woke up, I remember, like, I had the IVs off of me at this point, so it was easier for me to maneuver.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Keith]

And I ended up getting up, and I went to the bathroom and I wiped my ass.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Keith]

And when I. When I. When I wiped my ass, I was like, why is there shit in my. On this toilet paper right now? There was already. I didn't. I wiped it just to, like, you know, just to, like, whatever. I don't even know why I wiped it. Maybe I knew in your dream, you.

[Amanda]

Were like, oh, I shit my pants.

[Keith]

So I'm like. Or no. Or was it. It was either that or I looked at my gown. I looked at the gown and my gown.

[Amanda]

Isn't it open in the back?

[Shane]

I thought it was open in the back so that you could.

[Keith]

But that was the thing. But, like, it was still kind of like, oh, it was connected. So it was something like that. I don't know, guys. I was under a lot of. Under a lot of medication at the. So. But after that, I wiped out. I was like, there's a lot of shit, so let me just go check and see what my bed is doing. Well, I went to go see what the bed was doing, and there was just smear dookie.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Keith]

All on the white sheets. And I'm telling you, like, I mean, like, y'all, I made a butterfly with my ass.

[Amanda]

You made a snow angel.

[Shane]

Snow angel.

[Amanda]

You snow angel.

[Keith]

Arts and crafts. Arts and crafts. I should have saved the sheets, but I decided not to, and I was so embarrassed. You know, like, that happens all the time.

[Amanda]

It happens all the time.

[Shane]

You know?

[Keith]

It happens all the time.

[Shane]

Like, at the hospital, the nurses were probably unfazed.

[Keith]

I didn't. I got rid of my own shit.

[Shane]

Yeah, you didn't want to.

[Keith]

Really? I don't want you to see me like that. I was making jokes with them. We was cool. You not about to see me shit on myself.

[Shane]

I guarantee you the nurses probably had to clean up so much shit in that hour.

[Keith]

Well, she wasn't gonna clean up mine.

[Amanda]

That's right.

[Shane]

Wow. That's right.

[Keith]

Hold your.

[Shane]

I'm very grateful.

[Keith]

You feel me? So I got rid of them. They got little boxes and stuff for you.

[Amanda]

Didn't.

[Keith]

Little bands.

[Amanda]

Embarrassing. It's embarrassing. You're like, we've been hanging out. I'm a person. But sometimes when you're in the hospital and you're on that many drugs, there's.

[Shane]

Actually so messed up.

[Keith]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

There's nothing you can do. Like, when you're on meds, you say the craziest shit.

[Shane]

It's a. It's a. Not a fear, but it's something that I'm like, man, there's a good. There's a chance in my life, like, either when I get very old that it'll happen or if I get in some sort of accident or something happens, you know, it's a realistic possibility. The thought of being in a hospital where they have to clean the shit off of your butt, I'm just like, man, that would suck. I would hate to be in that position because I am a fan of wiping my own ass, and I prefer to do it myself if someone else had to do it. But if someone else had to do it, I'd be like, damn, I would hate that. But I know a lot of people that's. That's. You end up in a situation where that's the only option.

[Amanda]

I literally think every time a woman gives birth, every single time they shit every single time.

[Shane]

Just for fun, can you imagine a.

[Amanda]

Heads coming out and then there's just shit.

[Shane]

That's what we all see when we come out.

[Amanda]

You're saying, yeah, you guys come out covered in shit.

[Shane]

You come out dealing with your mom's shit. Speaking of, I have to deal with my mom's shit all the time when she calls me.

[Keith]

I don't know what's bothering me right now.

[Amanda]

I hate that person.

[Keith]

I'm so okay with talking about my shit, but talking about y'all shit is making me dare you. I never said.

[Amanda]

I never said. Have I shit my pants? Yes, I have. What?

[Keith]

Let's talk about it.

[Shane]

Am I the only one at this table who has not fully shit My pants.

[Keith]

What do you mean fully?

[Shane]

I have not fully shit my pants.

[Amanda]

What do you mean, full?

[Keith]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

What do you mean by fully?

[Shane]

Like, there could be, like. I'm talking, like, a shit.

[Amanda]

Heath's shit. Did you shart?

[Shane]

I don't think I sharted.

[Keith]

What?

[Shane]

No, dude, he definitely has. I've not shit my pants where. It's like, where you've never thrown up.

[Amanda]

And shit at the same time.

[Shane]

I've been lucky when I've had food poisoning. It's been luckily one at a time.

[Amanda]

Shane, that's great.

[Keith]

Shane just has a really strong butthole.

[Shane]

I've talked about. I've talked about the food. I've talked about. Have I talked about the food poisoning that I had on Goldberg's?

[Keith]

Yes.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Have I told that story on Now Air? Let's hear about you shitting your pants.

[Keith]

Oh, I'm like.

[Shane]

Then I'll talk about. And then I'll talk about my situation.

[Amanda]

I shit my pants a couple times.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Pretty cool. Pretty cool.

[Shane]

She's giving you a run for your money.

[Keith]

I've done it. At least two hands.

[Amanda]

Pretty cool stuff.

[Keith]

You gotta catch up, take notes.

[Amanda]

Well, one time was really embarrassing. I was really, really, really sick. And I was sitting on a couch with my boyfriend. Like, fucking brand new. Like, we were three, four months in, tops.

[Keith]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

Tops. And I was so sick.

[Keith]

I would have left y'all.

[Shane]

I would have gone.

[Keith]

That shouldn't have worked. He's a keeper. Yeah.

[Amanda]

I blackmailed him, so he has to stay.

[Keith]

Oh, good.

[Amanda]

So I, like, I.

[Shane]

And it just happened.

[Amanda]

I was really sick, and I was like. And I just shit.

[Keith]

Just a little cough. It was another. Just a little cough.

[Amanda]

I was like. And then it was like, oh. And he was like, you literally went, oh. And he looked around, and he was like, up, up, up, up. And picked up the whole, like. Because it was like, a really shitty IKEA couch. So he picked up, like, the weird denim cover that's so ugly. I don't know why I had it and just put it in.

[Shane]

Well, that worked out.

[Amanda]

I put it in the washer, and I was like, I'm so sorry I'm so ugly. And he was like, no, you're not all good. Everyone shits. We all shit.

[Shane]

Everyone shits on this couch right now. Look, I'm doing it right now. And he pulls his pants up, shits everywhere.

[Amanda]

I remember telling my friends, and they were like, oh, that's so sweet. I was like, guys, come on.

[Shane]

I just love how light the cough was. I like, that it was just like a.

[Keith]

No, hold on. Okay. That's why. That's.

[Amanda]

You know that scene in the movie. I think it was like, Horrible Bosses or, like, for. I forget. But that scene when she's on the bathtub and she's like, I really don't feel well. And she coughs and sprays off.

[Keith]

Wait, do you know that movie? Hold on. That didn't happen. Hall Pass.

[Shane]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

That did not happen in Norbit.

[Keith]

Oh, okay.

[Amanda]

The other movies, you. Don't worry. You'll watch it.

[Shane]

It was a bit that they did in one of the Jackass movies. Movies where they were dressed as old.

[Keith]

People and they would cough at the race.

[Amanda]

So that was basically me.

[Keith]

Hold on. Can we talk about when you kind of.

[Amanda]

So I don't think I should.

[Shane]

I don't think I. I don't think I ever have. I can tell you that the closest I've ever been to, like, a bad situation. This is the worst it's ever been.

[Amanda]

Okay?

[Shane]

So I. But I. It didn't fully. Didn't happen, but it was awful. So I'm on Goldberg's. This is a couple years ago. And we're in the. We're filming. Like, we're in. We're where we would film. The studio set was about an hour drive from my house with traffic, you know, because it was over in, like, Culver City area, which anyone who lives in LA knows like to get there is always difficult. You have to drive on the 405, which is the highway from hell. It is always in a traffic jam. So, anyways, I'm at work. We've been filming all day. We eat food. We get food from. Sweet Green is the name of the restaurant.

[Amanda]

Sweet Greens.

[Shane]

Sweet Greens and Sam Lerner.

[Amanda]

Sweet Green.

[Shane]

He's like, Sam Lerner. I would always copy his food order because he just. He would always pick something really good. Like, he just. And I didn't know this restaurant, so he's like, I'm getting this spinach, whatever, salad bowl.

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[Amanda]

Nope.

[Shane]

We're on set. We get back to our trailers, which are hot, you know, and our salad bowls have been sitting in our trailers for a little bit. And it's like, all right, let's eat. And we're all eating together, and we're eating. I'm just like, my salad bowl.

[Amanda]

Hey, Sam, I love you. And he's like, what?

[Shane]

I love this spinach and couscous, and I'm eating it. But towards the end of lunch, I already feel like my stomach. There's something going on. And it just kind of feels like when you have, like, you're like, okay, this is gonna pass, right? This either needs to go down or needs to come up. But it's kind of stuck in my stomach. But I'm like, fine. I'm okay. It's fine. And then we go back, and we're filming. And we're filming this scene with a bunch of people. I only have a couple lines in it. They film us. They get our coverage. Mind you, this is all taking, like, a couple hours because, like, filming takes forever. Then the camera's now over. Not over my shoulder, but it's like we're now filming the other people in the scene. And so I'm behind camera. I'm behind camera there with the other JTP members, our group. We're sitting there filming, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, it's just like, where all of a sudden, you sweat immediately. We're just like, just a rainfall down my face, and I just suddenly feel so bad. I feel so awful. And I was like, whoa. And. And one of my castmates happens to glance at me. He kind of, like, manages to, like, look back, and he looks at me, and he double takes, and he's just like, you need to go.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

He literally looks at me in the face and goes, you need to go. And I was like. And they're in the middle of filming, they're talking, and I just kind of back up and just walk off set in the middle of the scene, and I. I leave, and I go past the crafty, and I head out of the studio, and I. I speed walk to the. The public bathroom on this studio lot. And if you think that the Sony Studios bathroom on the. On the studio lot is nice, you're wrong. It's. It's like one that you come across at a rest stop along the highway. It's bad because think about the people who are using that bathroom. It's. It's.

[Keith]

It's tourists.

[Shane]

It's. No, it's not tourists. It's not tourists. Well, it is Jeopardy. Contestants. Oh, they have. They film Jeopardy. And Shark Tank right there.

[Amanda]

Fucking.

[Shane]

So it's the Sharks. It's Mark Cuban. It's. It's the Jeopardy. Contestants.

[Amanda]

Shark Tank. They're. They're stressed out. They shit.

[Shane]

They're shitting so much. But then it's also. It's grips. It's. It's. It's crew members, which are mostly like big, sweaty, crazy dudes. Like, it is not. It's not pretty in this bathroom. So I go. You know how bathrooms have like four small stalls and then they have the big stall? I go straight for the big boy. I'm like, I'm gonna. I'm gonna need space. And I. I blast into this B. And I. And I. I hate shitting in public.

[Amanda]

What? It's the best feeling ever.

[Shane]

No, it's not.

[Amanda]

I love a hotel.

[Keith]

I don't love it, but I will.

[Shane]

No shitting in a public bathroom where there's other people in the bathroom.

[Amanda]

Stop.

[Shane]

Not.

[Amanda]

Not like an airport persons and leave them.

[Shane]

And no, I want to have the comfort of being completely alone. So I go into this bathroom and I mean, I'm talking. I go in and it's like this. It's like. It's like my hands are on the walls and it's horrible.

[Amanda]

I had never.

[Shane]

You know how when you hyper focus on something on the bathroom that's like been written like someone had perfectly scrawled like a Homer Simpson on the bathroom stall. And I'm just looking Homer in the face and I am just exploding. And I'm like, oh, my God.

[Amanda]

I didn't know we were going down this pat.

[Shane]

But somehow I get myself together. I still feel awful. I do not feel good. I'm like. I'm like, the second wave is coming and I need to get. I need to go back to set. I get back to set. I haven't thrown up yet, though. And I'm like, that's also coming. And I get back to set. We luckily are about to wrap. We finally wrap. I go to my car and I have an hour drive home. And I'm in my car, and I'm in my car and I'm just like. It feels like Mission impossible where I'm just like. Like, I'm like, I'm just gonna make it. I just gotta make it. Like. And. And I somehow I made it home because it was one of those actually awful situations where you're like, I can't. Like it won't come up.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And. But then I was bedridden for a day.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And I'm just like, whatever now.

[Amanda]

Food poisoning.

[Keith]

Why?

[Shane]

Why? I am saying that that's not the situation where I'm questioning things.

[Keith]

That's. That's what we want to hear.

[Shane]

Get inside.

[Keith]

Get outside.

[Shane]

Okay, so there was a fun story. Here's the other thing. So my shirt says Pikes Peak. I did it. A few weeks ago, I hiked Pikes Peak in Colorado with my brothers. It is a 12 mile hike. It took us 8 hours. We started at 4:30 in the morning.

[Amanda]

Fun.

[Shane]

Get up to the top at 1pm get it? When we get to the top, I like, you know, my, my butt. After eight hours of hiking up a mountain, my butt just felt a little. It's not great.

[Keith]

Oh my God.

[Shane]

I did chafe my ass. I've never done that before.

[Keith]

Oh, wow.

[Shane]

Full disclosure.

[Amanda]

Were you wearing jeans?

[Shane]

I was wearing shorts. I was wearing shorts. I don't know.

[Amanda]

Can you imagine an eight hour hike in jeans?

[Shane]

I've got such a big ass that it just happened. But look, you know, it just. I just feel like after eight hours of rigorous hiking. But there was. I can't. There wasn't anything where I'm like, oh, I've shit my pants before. It was just like. I just. It was, you know, it's tough. Your body goes through a lot.

[Keith]

Oh my God.

[Amanda]

So this isn't about shit. This is just about jean chafing.

[Shane]

It wasn't jeans.

[Keith]

I cannot.

[Shane]

I wasn't wearing jeans shorts. Can you imagine wearing jeans for a 12 hour or 12 mile hike?

[Keith]

That's a whole workday.

[Shane]

Has anyone ever wore a Canadian tuxedo to a marathon? Because that'd be really funny.

[Amanda]

No, you would not be able to run.

[Shane]

You'd die.

[Keith]

You can walk physically.

[Shane]

Done.

[Amanda]

Our jeggings. Done.

[Shane]

Jeggings are done. We're not. We're never doing jeggings again, Amanda.

[Keith]

I personally never worn them. Have you ever worn, you know, when.

[Amanda]

I have my period, maybe. Maybe I'll wear some jeggings.

[Shane]

We're gonna know. So keep an eye out if Amanda's ever wearing jeggings in a video. Yes.

[Amanda]

I don't own jeggings. Like cycle, but you know, like, you know when you get your period, you're like, oh my God, I'm 500 pounds.

[Shane]

I can totally relate.

[Amanda]

What the hell? Why am I £500? This is fun. Let me get my fat suit on. Like, jegging.

[Keith]

Stop.

[Amanda]

I'm serious. I'm sorry.

[Keith]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

Every woman can relate. You have to have a different bra. And I don't own jeggings, but I wish I did. I really do.

[Keith]

I'm gonna go on Amazon and gift you some jeggings.

[Amanda]

Oh, God. They're gonna be like, xxxl. Here you go, boo.

[Shane]

I'm gonna start wearing jeggings and videos.

[Amanda]

Oh, God, they'll be so tight.

[Shane]

It'll be awful. I think I'll hate it.

[Amanda]

Your butt is gonna look amazing.

[Shane]

I know. It probably will. That's why I'm gonna do it.

[Keith]

Please don't. I'm getting sick. I'm getting sick. And can I just say this, Shane.

[Shane]

Me and Jenkins is what makes you sick.

[Keith]

That makes me want to throw up your shit story. But this is the thing. Please. I am. I am here with ears and eyes and, like, arms wide open. I, like, want to hear the story about you shitting one day. One day. You have to come with an effort. He has one day. He needs to see. I would love that.

[Amanda]

No, I would not love that.

[Shane]

It's gonna happen. Look, I am. I fully believe that someday I will. But I'm talking. I'm talking, like, fully shitting yourself.

[Keith]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Shane]

It's got to be like, oh, man.

[Keith]

Like, Keith, I don't have to do that.

[Shane]

It has to be. It has to happen. And you have to go. I don't have to go to the bathroom.

[Keith]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

I don't.

[Keith]

You gotta clean up. You gotta do laundry.

[Amanda]

That.

[Shane]

But I'm saying you're like, I am relieved.

[Keith]

Mm.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Wow.

[Shane]

But you had. But look, you're in the hospital. That's the place if someone says, oh, I shit myself. It's like, where were you? Like, the hospital. I'm like, yeah, okay. That's where that happens.

[Keith]

I should have saved that canvas type sheet of.

[Shane]

Yeah, no, like the Shroud of Turin.

[Amanda]

No.

[Keith]

I should have saved.

[Shane]

Oh, my God, it's the Mother Mary.

[Amanda]

It's gonna be worth it.

[Keith]

It's gonna be worth a lot one day, right?

[Shane]

It probably already is worth a lot. There's got to be a fan.

[Keith]

I will say, I don't remember it stinking, probably.

[Amanda]

Right? It probably smelled like medication.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I'm serious.

[Shane]

It smells like ibuprofen.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

So wait, how. How much were you stuck in the hospital?

[Keith]

So I was in the hospital for seven days.

[Shane]

Seven whole.

[Keith]

So I went on a Thursday, came out on a Thursday.

[Shane]

What what was the funniest shit that you saw there?

[Amanda]

Minus your shit?

[Shane]

Besides your shit, I guess. Yeah, the shit was the funniest thing.

[Keith]

I don't know what was the funniest thing that I seen.

[Amanda]

Are you laughing at all?

[Shane]

Because I would imagine a hospital is just. It's probably gotta be such highs and lows.

[Keith]

There was. So I can, like, let me try to get there. So the shit was definitely. Probably, like, it was a high. As in it was funny. Yeah. But, like, it was low because I was embarrassed about it. But I will say, the first two days, three days. I kind of said this in the beginning. The first three days were really rough for me. I did not. Like, when I tell you I felt so bad as soon as I got out of. Oh, I got it. Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Keith]

We were here. I'm making jokes before I even get into surgery, of course. And I'm just like, you know, like, I'm making jokes to everybody. We're, like, laughing this, that, and the other. I didn't want my mom or my dad to come up with me, you know, I wanted to just have this moment to myself, definitely. Because mom was telling me to repent. She's telling me to repent for any sins.

[Amanda]

What?

[Keith]

No. She is telling me to repent for any sins that I've knowingly made or unknowingly.

[Amanda]

So you don't die during surgery.

[Keith]

Boom.

[Shane]

So, wait, is that, like, a concern?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Keith]

My mom is a devout Christian.

[Shane]

No, no, no, no, no. I've been devotional. What were the doctors telling you?

[Keith]

Like, we about to do this and my mom is here.

[Amanda]

He was probably doing it in your mind.

[Keith]

No, no, no, no. So I'm making jokes with the nurses, the doctors. I'm meeting the whole team. I left my mom and my dad down because I didn't want that energy to come with me, but it traveled through my phone because she texted me and she said, hey, I need you to repent for any sin, knowingly and unknowingly. I'm like, man, I'm over here telling jokes. Like, I'm not thinking about dying.

[Amanda]

I mean, I kind of, like, agree.

[Keith]

With her in a weird way.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Keith]

But it just wasn't the time. And it just also put in my mind, okay, yeah, I could.

[Amanda]

You might die.

[Keith]

So after that, I'm like. I told the nurse who was helping me at the time, and I'm like, yo. Like, this is what my mom just told me. He said, like, just, like, laughed it off. And I'm like, okay. Yeah. Like, okay, we're on the same page right now. Yes. So, like, before they gave me something. I don't know what it was, but they gave me something.

[Amanda]

It was to calm you down.

[Keith]

It was to calm you down. This is when they were willing me off.

[Shane]

It was a bong. You want to hit this, dude?

[Keith]

Yo, they were willing me off.

[Amanda]

I'm pretty sure I know what they gave you.

[Keith]

Really?

[Amanda]

It's like, a little. It's like an anxiety, like, chill. It's a cocktail. They call it a cocktail.

[Keith]

I don't remember. That's the thing. I don't remember, but it sounds about right.

[Amanda]

Baked.

[Keith]

Because I remember them willing me out, and I'm like, this.

[Amanda]

All right, y'all. Like, all right, y'all.

[Keith]

We going down there. Like, let's go. Let's get this shit. Yes. Like, really playing it up at this point. Cause at this point, everybody's like, oh, he's cool. Like, we can play with him. Like, they were saying jokes, too. Like, it was great.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Keith]

So I ended up going under. The surgery was about, like, six hours or so. It was supposed to be six.

[Amanda]

Did you have booties on?

[Keith]

Booties? I got a booty.

[Amanda]

No, like, booties on your legs so your legs don't fall asleep.

[Keith]

I don't know. I was sleep.

[Amanda]

I bet you had booties on. They basically massage your legs so your legs don't fall asleep.

[Keith]

They gave me that after surgery. They gave me that after surgery. Oh, you've had a lot of surgery. So I'm like, I don't know. Booties. My booty's right here.

[Amanda]

Booty.

[Keith]

But okay. So I ended up getting out of surgery. They're like, all right, Keith. They're out. And I don't remember this, but they told my mom that I woke up still like, all right. So I just had to finish it out. Yeah. But then after that, like, I don't remember y'all. It's so much like. So everything's a blur. I remember certain things. I don't remember coming out doing this still. That's the energy I had. But I remember the first thing that I do remember after surgery is my mom and my dad coming up. And they're like, your mom and dad? They're here right now. And I was so nauseous, y'all. And I hate to be nauseous. I don't like being in pain. Nausea is, like, the worst.

[Amanda]

And they don't let you leave until you go to the bathroom.

[Keith]

Exactly.

[Amanda]

Get up and walk.

[Keith]

And I had to pee. I had to pee Sitting down, couldn't. For some reason, it just wasn't coming out, so I had to stand. But, like, I don't know. I seen some doctors and nurses come in at that point, and now it's time to tell some more jokes. And before I know it, they're like, telling me some straight, you know, some serious stuff. They're like, okay, this, that, and other went well. Blah, blah, blah. This, that, and other. I'm like, all right, y'all stay black. Nobody's black in sight.

[Amanda]

I love it.

[Keith]

Nobody's black in sight.

[Shane]

I love it. And they're like, all right, man.

[Amanda]

They're like, we will stay black. Don't say that.

[Shane]

I won't.

[Amanda]

Okay, see you later.

[Shane]

Nope, we will not do that.

[Amanda]

Your insurance cleared. Okay?

[Keith]

That's all that matters.

[Amanda]

Damn.

[Shane]

Holy shit.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I feel like when you get out of surgery, that's the worst part is that they tell you, they're like, okay, we can't release you or we can't give you to your mom or whoever's picking you up until you go to the bathroom by yourself. Like, walk there by yourself. And you have those socks that have the grips on them.

[Keith]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

And you're just like. And the bathroom looks like Pike's Peak, probably. It's just like, miles and miles. And you're so nauseous.

[Keith]

I didn't go to the bathroom, like, the actual restroom, for three days.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Keith]

Cause I couldn't shit, guys. Like, I was constipated pee. Oh, yeah. Like, they gave me a little bottle.

[Amanda]

Oh, got it.

[Keith]

Like, you know how you pull over?

[Amanda]

I wish I had a penis to put it in a bottle.

[Shane]

But every. But every time you walked out of that bathroom, they're like, did you shit, man? You're like, yeah. They're like, we know you didn't.

[Keith]

So. But at first I was just, like, having to pee. I just would get up, stand up, and then, you know, like, pee. But. But, like, I want to say, maybe my fourth day, I find. Or third day, I finally went to the restroom. It really. It was rough because my stomach hurt so bad. And imagine going from 24 hour care to then having your mom, who's not a nurse, take care of you. Now shout out to Mom Dukes, like, you are incredible. I love you, but she's no nurse. You know what I mean? She's just not.

[Amanda]

Did you tell her that you repented for your sins?

[Keith]

No, we just kept it moving. Look, I've been in and out. Like, we're not talking about that shit. Good Shit.

[Shane]

Good.

[Keith]

Anyway, again, sorry. I can't help it. Damn it. Yeah, but I didn't. I didn't use it for, like, a few days until, like, I ended up taking some stool softener and took it. And then after that, it took a couple days to even work. Cause the shit was hard. Can we not talk about shit anymore?

[Shane]

Yeah, we can move on. Can we? Can we?

[Amanda]

I wanna know how your. I wanna know how your mom, like, was not a nurse. Like, what's a couple things that she did that you were like. You are not a nurse.

[Keith]

The thing is, she's not checking on me every two hours. Like, I don't even.

[Amanda]

What are you doing?

[Keith]

She's just. She. She's.

[Amanda]

She's just.

[Keith]

She's there. She's in the room with Nishiol. I gave her my room, but it's not as consistent as it was at the hospital.

[Shane]

She was in the lobby watching Dr. Phil. Oh, God.

[Amanda]

Awful.

[Keith]

Oh, my God. No. My mom loves Dr. Pimple Popper.

[Shane]

Oh, okay. There you go.

[Amanda]

Not with that shit.

[Keith]

She loves that show.

[Shane]

That's not for me.

[Keith]

Brennan knows. She made Brennan and everybody else that came over Watch Dr. Pimple Popper.

[Amanda]

I cannot.

[Shane]

There's someone we work with who has gone to her. I'm not gonna say, oh, my God. We'll have them on and they'll talk about it.

[Keith]

I think we talked about that. Yeah, we talked about that. I just don't remember. Cause I was.

[Shane]

Speaking of, though. I feel like whenever I have been in a hospital or anywhere near a hospital, that's the trashiest shit TV that I ever end up watching.

[Keith]

Oh, dude. I straight up watch Forensic. If you ever, ever go on a trip, go to a hotel, any hotel in America.

[Amanda]

Forensic Files.

[Keith]

Forensic. They have their own channel where all they play is Forensic Files. I kid you not.

[Amanda]

I watch it a lot.

[Keith]

And it's funny. Cause I was texting Courtney. Courtney had texted me. And she was like, I hope you find Forensic Files. That next day. I found Forensic Files.

[Shane]

You found Forensic Files?

[Keith]

It was there.

[Shane]

And I'm like, no, go on.

[Keith]

No, no. That was it. I just found Forensic Files. And that, like, that's comfort for me. I will watch. I've seen all the episodes. They even tried to do Forensic Files, too. It sucks. Cause the dude with the sexy voice. His voice.

[Amanda]

I'm with you 100%. I love forensic Files.

[Keith]

Really?

[Amanda]

Yes. Dateline.

[Keith]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

J Line has their own channel.

[Keith]

I was just watching Dateline with my mama last night. Yes, it's serious.

[Amanda]

And their Own podcast. But you know what the podcast is? It's just the show put into audio format. So they'll literally be like. And here is. You see the car? And you're like, I can't see it because it's a podcast.

[Shane]

My mom is also big into that shit. But it's why she thinks I'm always going to get murdered wherever I go. I always think I'm gonna get terrified of everything, and I'm like, okay, that's because you're watching people get murdered.

[Amanda]

Or maybe when she. You know.

[Shane]

See, that's not my. That's not Dateline and Forensic. I'm the opposite of you guys. That's not the trash TV I would end up watching. Well, what I end up being forced to watch when I go to the hospital or whenever I'm in some sort of situation like that, it's always Dr. Phil, one of the judges. Or like, Maury Povich. It's that type of stuff that they play in lobbies. And I'm like, man, people are here with serious health conditions, and you're forcing them to watch Dr. Phil because it's a train wreck.

[Keith]

Everybody loves to watch a train wreck.

[Amanda]

But you watch a train, you feel better about yourself.

[Shane]

See?

[Keith]

Every time.

[Shane]

No, but when I'm in a. If I'm in a hotel room, what I search for is Family Feud. Oh, absolutely, dude. Family Feud number one. No, Family Feud is the best.

[Amanda]

It's too cringe for me.

[Keith]

Like, oh, no. I get like. I'm like, I was gonna invite you over to watch.

[Amanda]

Okay, yeah, that's white chicks.

[Keith]

No, not anymore. Cause you don't like family, dude.

[Shane]

Dude.

[Keith]

You don't like family, dude.

[Amanda]

Listen, I didn't say I don't. It's just not my vibe. Like Wheel of Fortune, Family Feud.

[Shane]

I'm like, don't compare Family Feud to Wheel of Fortune.

[Keith]

That's different. That's so different.

[Shane]

Do not compare those two.

[Amanda]

Why? Cause Pat Sajak, not Steve Harvey.

[Shane]

Family Feud is so different.

[Amanda]

By the way, Pat Sajak is, like, ready. He's like.

[Shane]

He's done.

[Amanda]

Because he's getting mean.

[Shane]

No. Oh, really?

[Amanda]

Yeah, he's been getting me. He's like. She's like. I just can't wait till. He's like, great, let's go. Let's shut the felon up. Spin the Wheel.

[Keith]

Who do you guys think would be a good, like, host for that show.

[Shane]

Now that he's for Wheel of Fortune?

[Keith]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Steve Harvey.

[Keith]

No, I mean, shout out to Steve. That's why I got this Mustache.

[Amanda]

He has a beautiful mouth. Big seeds, beautiful mouth.

[Shane]

Dude, Steve Harvey is the best game show host of all time. For that type of show. Obviously. Like, you have, like, Alex Trebek was perfect for Jeopardy. But Steve Harvey is. I, for some reason, don't get tired of the same joke every time, which I tweeted this joke where he. He'll ask a question. It's like, of course they're gonna answer something crazy. It'll be like. Be like, name something you do with your penis every day. And it's like, masturbate Steve. And he'll be like. He's just like, wow, I can't believe that.

[Amanda]

He has the best facial expression.

[Shane]

It's so funny. Do people say insane shit on family feed?

[Amanda]

This is why I get cringed. I don't love, like, cringe. I'm like, oh, my God. You can't take that back.

[Keith]

Hold on. Do you know Steve Harvey has, like, a judge show? He's like, yeah, judge Steve.

[Shane]

I've not watched it. I want to.

[Amanda]

What?

[Keith]

Yes. Where?

[Amanda]

It's okay.

[Keith]

Obviously not a real judge, but he allows people to come in. You know, you're a plaintiff. You have the other motherfuckers, and they come in and they're like, he awards the money. He does. Like, I'm serious. I can't tell this. No, it's an actual show, and I've been watching it with my. I've been watching a lot of trash tv.

[Shane]

Hell, yeah. With your mom.

[Keith]

With my mom. And it's so crazy because he's like, you know what? I'm gonna give you $1,500 for your pain and suffering. I am so serious. I'm not playing. I am not joking you. I'm not.

[Amanda]

But he's not a real judge.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Are these people real plaintiffs?

[Shane]

It's gotta be to some degree.

[Amanda]

Is there a jury? No, no, it's just, like, people just hanging out.

[Shane]

What are the. What do they come in with?

[Keith]

I mean, some people have come in, like, what? What was one of the stories?

[Shane]

She tried to kill me. It's like, yeah, I tried.

[Amanda]

Fifteen hundred dollars. For your honesty.

[Keith]

I feel like one of the guys. One of one. Okay. One of the was this couple, this lady. She had bought her boyfriend, who she has a son with her kid with. She bought him a game, but she was upset that he wasn't spending time with her. I'm so serious.

[Shane]

I bought him Diablo 4, and he will not hang out.

[Keith]

She wanted to play games with him, but, like, he will always play it with his work. Best Friend.

[Shane]

So these are not actual.

[Amanda]

He loves his work best friend. That's their Steve birthing.

[Keith]

So that's what Steve was trying to get. He was like, if y'all work together all the time, like. Like, I don't understand. I don't understand. Like, I mean, the whole thing. And she was like, yeah. Like, he always wants to be with Jim, and he's just like, well, please.

[Amanda]

Tell me that he left. He left her for Jim.

[Keith]

No. They ended up like, Jim's actually a really good guy. Jim was like, really?

[Shane]

Jim was there, too.

[Amanda]

You are too involved.

[Shane]

No, I'm into this.

[Amanda]

You and your mom were like, jim is a really good guy.

[Shane]

You woke up from surgery, and you're like, what happened with Jim?

[Amanda]

Like, stay black. But what happened with Jim?

[Keith]

But she had a whole list of hours, like, times that he would come home from work and play the game, like, and not show us.

[Amanda]

What was the game?

[Keith]

I don't remember. It would be different games, I believe.

[Shane]

Yeah. Just.

[Amanda]

She went deep. She, like, journaled journalists.

[Shane]

Steve probably didn't like that. Steve was like, hey, no.

[Keith]

Steve or Steve.

[Amanda]

Steve rewarded her for sideways.

[Keith]

I honestly, truly don't remember. I don't want to lie, but, like, it was weird. It was weird watching. This isn't.

[Shane]

These aren't real crimes. These aren't. These are things that couldn't. A lawsuit actually couldn't come from. But it's just relationship issues.

[Keith]

I mean, and it's.

[Shane]

He sounds better than Dr. Phil.

[Keith]

Some people end up crying. They're like, yo. Like, I just want my relationship back with my sister. And he's like, that's how they said it.

[Amanda]

I literally feel like I'm watching it. Like, I'm kind of like, I want to know what happened with Jen.

[Keith]

Yes. But hold on. The funny thing is, my mom cried, too.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's sweet.

[Keith]

No, it's not.

[Amanda]

I'm like, yes, it is. No, because I'm like, she got involved.

[Keith]

Because this is the thing you. Because after a while, you're like, okay, this is ridiculous. You watch enough, like, tv. You're like, okay, They're. They're playing. They're playing it up.

[Amanda]

It's like when people cry at American Idol. You're like, stop.

[Keith]

No. That I will cry with you. Yeah, the American Idol gets me every. You are different.

[Shane]

You never cried watching American Idol? No, because I can't.

[Amanda]

Saying it where it's like, you know, I lost my parent. And then they're like, okay, great. Sing this song. And then they're like, laugh is a Highway. Exactly.

[Keith]

Why?

[Amanda]

I just don't like it.

[Keith]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

I can't connect to that.

[Keith]

Really?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

You just hate really good shit. Family feud, American Idol in the early years.

[Keith]

I feel like it's early years.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Early years. I did watch it.

[Shane]

And. Did you cry?

[Amanda]

Yeah, for sure.

[Keith]

Oh, you are. Listen, I'm a demon now.

[Amanda]

I like Dateline and Forensic Files and maybe this show.

[Keith]

You should check it out. It's. I don't know. Judge Steve.

[Shane]

Judge Steve called Judge Steve. Why wouldn't it be called that?

[Amanda]

Is Judge Judy real, though?

[Shane]

I think it's real. I think it's pseudo real.

[Keith]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're. They're playing on it.

[Shane]

They're definitely. It's definitely played up. It's not like, legitimate legitimate.

[Keith]

It's all like, guys, anything we watch on T. I hate to say it.

[Amanda]

But it's just all, don't trust anyone American Idol anymore. You guys just proved my point.

[Shane]

Well, there is a real guy.

[Keith]

It's actual stories, though.

[Amanda]

There is, I think, though there is.

[Shane]

A guy I saw on. On TikTok, and he said he and his friends used to sue each other for fun so they could end up on. On Judge Judy.

[Keith]

Really?

[Shane]

They would sue each other over stupid, small things so that they could go there. And that's the thing Judge Judy is always going to be, not an actual crime, like civil suits.

[Amanda]

Judge Judy is hilarious. I watched this, like, I don't know why, on my Instagram, there's Judge Judy clips. I don't know why, but there was a Judge Judy clip, and this woman came out and she was. You know how there's, like, always a reporter outside in the courtroom? And he was like, so what did you think? She's like, I knew it. I knew that I couldn't trust this woman. I could tell from the moment I saw her hair. And then the woman comes out. She goes and she comes out, and her hair, like.

[Keith]

The wig was all the way back here. No, you've not seen it, Shane. That's good.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Amanda]

I wanted to bring this up, and I was like, but if no one.

[Keith]

Knows what I'm talking about.

[Amanda]

She was like, I knew it from the moment I saw her hair. And then the woman comes out.

[Keith]

She's like, oh, the fast clip. It was just like, yep. It's like, no, you wouldn't trust this lady at all.

[Amanda]

Starts.

[Keith]

I should have known as soon as I seen her hair.

[Shane]

Do you think all the people. Do you think all the people on Judge Judy and Dr. Phil and all these Crazy people saying crazy shit like that know that. That it's like 90% of people in hospitals are watching this right now. People dealing with cancer watching it.

[Amanda]

They're loving it because.

[Shane]

Do you think they're aware as they're saying that stuff? No.

[Keith]

They're trying to collect.

[Shane]

Judge Judy has to know at this point that it's like, this is being streamed straight into a hospital.

[Amanda]

This is for cancer survivors. This is literally for cancer survivors.

[Keith]

Cause it's.

[Shane]

Hospitals play that shit. I don't know why lobbies are playing because.

[Amanda]

Because that clip was so good. I knew it from when I saw it.

[Keith]

This is the thing when I, like, I will say, but being in a hospital and watching those shows, I enjoyed it. Like, I felt like I was part of society. Part of society. But, like, you know how, like, you skip school and, like, you're watching. You get to watch, like, daytime tv.

[Shane]

You get to watch stuff in the store.

[Amanda]

Daytime tv.

[Keith]

Exactly. That's what it felt like. It also felt like jail. So it felt like jail. Jail as well. Okay. Hospital felt like jail. It felt like school. It felt like a lot of different places, and I'm glad that I'm not there. Shout out to. This is the thing. Like, all jokes aside, shout out to anybody who spends any time, any amount of time in the hospital overnight. Because it's not anything normal. It doesn't feel the best. You can't move the way that you want to. You are confined, like, maybe even an insane asylum. I've never been to one. Maybe I should. But I truly felt like I was in that bitch, you know, I was like, wow. Like, I can't move the way I want to. I have somebody coming in, checking on me ever so often, you know, like, to give me shots to make sure just, like, I'm okay, which I appreciate, but it's also, like, not the. That's just not how I live.

[Amanda]

It's not normal life.

[Shane]

Yeah. You don't have your own autonomy.

[Amanda]

That's why they have those shows, so that you can feel, like, connected to. Like, okay, what is. What is everyone else doing in the world?

[Shane]

Yeah. So you could be, like. You could be like, okay.

[Amanda]

So I knew it from her hair she cut out.

[Shane]

I'm dealing with this. I'm in the hospital, but at least I'm not that person. We have to find us.

[Amanda]

I'm gonna find that clip and show him.

[Shane]

I'll watch it.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

I. Yeah. No, I mean, I. I have so much respect for people who are going through that type of stuff, and I have so much respect for you, Keith. For. For.

[Keith]

Oh, thank you, man.

[Shane]

Dealing with what you dealt with and honestly continuing to be so funny here while going through.

[Keith]

Guys, I'm actually in pain right now. No, I'm just playing.

[Shane]

Oh, my God. I actually myself just then.

[Amanda]

Look at these butterflies.

[Keith]

Oh, I didn't tell you guys, though, this. I also. Right before I had surgery, like a week or two, I think I talked to you about it. I thought they said that I had another tumor. What?

[Shane]

You didn't tell me that.

[Keith]

I didn't tell you. No. This is during. Right before VidCon, I found out that I. So I thought that it was another tumor. So I'm like, my whole world at that point. I'm like, man, this is a. How do you get cancer twice? You know what I mean? In the same. Like, that's where my mind went. I'm like, damn, this is like a sequel of a movie that I never watched before. Like, Norbit, you know, like cancer too. You know what I mean? Like, the first one was crazy, but the second one is crazier. Although they said it's like, okay, you have, like, a 2 centimeter one. You know, so the day before. Okay, let me go back. So the day before, I got my CAT scan right before surgery. You know all that. We're getting everything in order. They're like, okay, like, this is still shrinking since the last CAT scan in January. This one's shrinking. Like, it's great. You're doing great. I'm like, awesome. Leave. Go home, wake up the next morning. And they're like, okay, so although that one's shrinking, we just found another one. And, you know, doctors really talk to you as if everything's normal, everything's cool. And I'm on. She's like, yeah, we found another one. But, you know, we're gonna. Da, da, da. Okay, cool.

[Amanda]

Keep it chill.

[Keith]

Keep it chill. And I'm thinking, like, I'm just, like, staring off outside, like, looking out my window on the phone. Just like, the world is like, okay, so, like, we'll set up this and that. I'm like, yeah, okay. Before I knew it, guys, my whole face was wet just because I just started to cry, like, genuinely, like, just, like, didn't even. I didn't think about it. It just came. Cause I was like, okay, bye. Yeah, just like, but cool thing. Let's bring it around town, like spongebob and his ho. So they did the surgery, and something. I don't know what it was. Something was covering it. So the Tumor was poking out on the other side, so I did not have two tumors. They wouldn't have known until they went inside. It was just the same.

[Shane]

It was just Amelie playing a little trick.

[Amanda]

It was Amelie's foot with, like, a little heel on it, and she was just like, la, la, la, la, la.

[Shane]

They were like, sorry, I was just kicking my legs up.

[Amanda]

I know. I forget that she has that voice.

[Keith]

She has that voice. She's a smoker.

[Amanda]

Holy shit.

[Keith]

Well, yeah.

[Shane]

Amelie is gone.

[Amanda]

This was amazing.

[Keith]

Shout out to Amelie.

[Amanda]

Shout out to Amelie.

[Keith]

I hope to never experience Amelie or any.

[Amanda]

Or Amelie, too, again.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.

[Amanda]

Me, too.

[Shane]

Well, Keith, you. You did it.

[Amanda]

We love you.

[Keith]

Yeah, I'm still doing it, y'all. It's still a process.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Keith]

I still have to take meds, you know, going forward just so that it doesn't come back. And we're gonna keep this fight going. It doesn't stop here. The. The. The tumor's gone, but, like, we have to take certain provisions and move forward, so it's still a fight, y'all.

[Amanda]

It's still a fight.

[Keith]

You're still doing it. I'm glad I have you guys to support and love. Yeah, man. It's cool. It's cool. Go get your checkups.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Keith]

Get your checks.

[Amanda]

Go get your checkups.

[Shane]

Get your checkups.

[Keith]

Yes, please.

[Shane]

All right, man. Well, thanks for being here.

[Keith]

Yeah. Thanks for having me. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Stay. No, I'm not gonna do that.

[Keith]

Stay blessed.

[Shane]

Hold on.

[Keith]

Say it with me, guys. No, no.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Stay black. It's cool.

[Keith]

I'm here. I support it.

[Amanda]

Just use that cut. Just use that cut of us. And then we're just like, why did we do that?

[Shane]

We're like, yeah, stay black. All right, see you later, guys.

[Keith]

Bye, guys.

[Shane]

Wow.

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