Smosh Mouth Episode #101 - Reading More Bad 2 Sentence Horror Stories: A Detailed Summary

Released on July 7, 2025

In episode #101 of "Smosh Mouth," hosts Shayne Topp and Amanda Lehan-Canto team up with guest Tommy to explore the quirky and often hilariously ineffective world of two sentence horror stories. The episode blends humor, personal anecdotes, and playful banter as the trio navigates through a collection of short horror snippets, highlighting both their strengths and comedic shortcomings.

Introduction and Setting the Stage (00:01 - 02:34)

The episode kicks off with Shayne and Amanda welcoming Tommy, who brings an air of skepticism to the table. From the get-go, the trio establishes a light-hearted tone, poking fun at the concept of "two sentence horror."

Quote:
Tommy (00:09): "I found myself sitting in a chair with two people, but then I found out it was Smoshmouth two Sentence Whore."

Amanda responds with playful defensiveness, setting the stage for a friendly and humorous discussion.

Quote:
Amanda (00:15): "Whoa, wait. Hey, Did I take offense to that?"

Revisiting Two Sentence Horror Stories (02:35 - 10:25)

Shayne reminisces about a previous episode where they successfully delved into two sentence horrors with Damian, only to find that the genre hasn't improved much over time. The hosts agree that while these short stories rarely achieve genuine fear, they can still spark "spooky thoughts" or serve as intriguing premises.

Quote:
Shayne (00:43): "But now there's been some time for more two sentence horror stories to accrue, and primarily some bad ones."

Tommy voices his doubts about the genre's efficacy, humorously stating that most two sentence horrors are "almost always bad."

Quote:
Tommy (00:57): "I think two sentence horrors are almost always bad."

Despite the skepticism, the hosts acknowledge that some stories manage to create a fleeting sense of unease, even if they're not truly terrifying.

Quote:
Shayne (01:27): "There's none that are gonna be, like, actually scary, but it's kind of more like, ooh, a spooky thought."

Personal Movie Experiences and Shifting to Horror (10:26 - 21:03)

The conversation naturally transitions to discussing recent horror movies. The hosts share their opinions on films like "Warfare," "Bring Her Back," "Talk to Me," "Barbarian," and "Long Legs," offering personal insights and humorous critiques.

Quote:
Shayne (04:15): "I love them, but I... I haven't seen it yet."

Amanda recounts a chilling experience at a movie theater where an old woman with a mask unnerved her, leading to a broader discussion about creepy encounters during solo movie outings.

Quote:
Amanda (05:37): "She was alone. Oh, she had her mask. But it was here. She decided to get up, and the whole theater is pretty much open. And then sit. Sit next to me."

Shayne shares similar unsettling experiences, emphasizing how these moments contribute to the eerie atmosphere of watching horror films alone.

Quote:
Shayne (06:08): "You know what's so weird is my daughter, on several occasions, I've seen movies by myself, and that shit has happened multiple times."

The hosts delve into the logistics of movie-watching, such as dealing with previews and the common occurrence of latecomers, especially in Los Angeles.

Quote:
Shayne (11:18): "I love trailers. James is nodding his head. James, where freak like that."

Diving into Two Sentence Horror Stories (21:04 - 55:25)

With the groundwork laid, Shayne introduces the main segment: reading and critiquing bad two sentence horror stories sourced from Reddit's "2cents Horror" subreddit. The group kicks off with a well-crafted story to set the benchmark.

Quote:
Shayne (16:37): "And for those who don't know, 2 cents. Horror is a subreddit on Reddit where people submit two sentence horror stories."

They share their interpretations and reactions to each story, blending humor with genuine attempts to find the horror elements within the short narratives. Notably, Tommy often points out the flaws or absurdities in the stories, leading to playful exchanges.

Example Story:
Story: "Please God, don't let it look in the closet. I silently prayed, please, God, don't let it look in the closet. It parroted back from the next room."
Discussion: The group analyzes the ambiguity and the eerie repetition, debating the underlying threat of the story.

Quote:
Shayne (16:51): "Please God, don't let it look in the closet. I silently prayed, please, God, don't let it look in the closet. It parroted back from the next room."

Another story involves a boy pleading to stop his father from hitting him, only for the father to transform into an evil toddler.

Quote:
Shayne (23:06): "They want to kill Daddy. On the dark web, kitties kill daddy."

The hosts continue reading various stories, each sparking different reactions—some are found amusingly poor in execution, while others carry a shade of genuine horror despite their brevity.

Quote:
Amanda (19:57): "The neighbor kills them."

Humorous Anecdotes and Story Creation (55:26 - 63:45)

As the episode progresses, the hosts experiment with creating their own two sentence horror stories. These attempts often result in humorous and intentionally "bad" stories, staying true to the episode's theme.

Example Story:
Story: "When we started dating, I didn't notice anything unusual about my partner. But then one day, suddenly, horses weren't called horses anymore."
Discussion: The trio humorously debates the surreal nature of the story, showcasing their creative (and comedic) attempts to craft horror within the two-sentence limit.

Quote:
Shayne (24:36): "When we started dating, I didn't notice anything unusual about my partner. But then one day, suddenly, horses weren't called horses anymore."

Amanda shares a personal haunted house experience, adding a touch of real-life eeriness to the conversation.

Quote:
Amanda (61:44): "I went on a girls cabin trip to Idlewild. It was so much fun. But what we didn't realize is the house was actually haunted."

Tommy contributes by sharing his creative (and humorous) two sentence horror, emphasizing the blend of horror and absurdity.

Quote:
Tommy (62:37): "I thought I asked my mom for creamy peanut butter when I was eating my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but that's when. Wait, but..."

Final Stories and Wrap-Up (63:46 - 64:30)

In the concluding segment, the hosts share their last few stories, continuing the pattern of humorous critique and playful interaction. They emphasize the blend of genuine horror and comedic overtones that make these two sentence stories entertaining in their own right.

Final Story:
Story: "As I began scratching the itch on my arm, my wife said, I guess you'll find out if it's really cake or not."
Discussion: The trio jokes about the absurdity and unexpected twists within the story, highlighting its comedic failure to deliver genuine horror.

Quotes:
Shayne (63:46): "What if I'm cake?"
Amanda (63:52): "Help me. Wow."

The episode smoothly wraps up with the hosts maintaining their humorous rapport, ensuring listeners leave with smiles and a sense of camaraderie.

Quote:
Shayne (64:27): "She will leave. Okay. Bye."

Conclusion

Episode #101 of "Smosh Mouth" offers a delightful mix of humor and light-hearted critique as Shayne, Amanda, and Tommy navigate the realm of two sentence horror stories. Through engaging discussion, personal anecdotes, and playful banter, the trio highlights the charm and comedic potential of these short narratives. Whether dissecting poorly executed horror attempts or creating their own amusing stories, the hosts ensure an entertaining and memorable listen for their audience.