#104 - Smosh Summer Games RETURNS!

Summary

Smosh Mouth Podcast Episode #104 - "Smosh Summer Games RETURNS!" Summary

Released on August 4, 2025, Episode #104 of Smosh Mouth features hosts Shayne Topp and Amanda Lehan-Canto alongside special guest Damien Haas as they delve into the exciting return of Smosh Summer Games. This episode is a nostalgic and humorous exploration of past Summer Games experiences, the evolution of the series, and what fans can expect from the 2025 edition.

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1. Welcome and Introduction (00:01 – 01:50)

Shayne: "Hello and welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane."
Amanda: "And I'm Amanda. And we have a."
Damien Haas: Introduced as the guest for the episode, sparking initial humorous exchanges about script adherence and flow.

2. Team Apparel and Names (01:51 – 03:08)

The hosts showcase their themed sweatshirts for the Summer Games, introducing their team names:

• Shayne's Team: "The Hollywood Hot Dogs."
• Amanda's Team: "The Sweaters," with a single unique sweater available for purchase.

Shayne: "The shirts are sick. Having been in all the Summer Games, I will say that usually one team's shirt isn't as cool as the other's. But this year, both are sick as hell." (01:11)

3. Evolution of Summer Games 2025 (03:09 – 06:06)

Shayne explains that the 2025 Summer Games are a significant departure from previous iterations, inspired by contemporary reality shows with more intricate plot lines and character dynamics.

Shayne: "This Summer Games is going to be very different from previous Summer Games. We're calling it Summer Games, but so much of it is a brand new type of series." (03:36)

Damien Haas: Shares insights on character development and the influence of reality TV formats on the new games structure.

4. Nostalgia for 2005 and Personal Anecdotes (06:07 – 22:18)

The conversation shifts to reminiscing about the year 2005, tying into Smosh's 20th anniversary. The hosts discuss personal memories, pop culture references, and high school experiences from that year, including:

• Music: Debates over the biggest songs of 2005 with humorous misreferences (e.g., "Pon de Replay by Rihanna." (19:15))
• Movies: Confusion about major film releases, leading to laughter over incorrect trivia.

Amanda: "When your mom named you Movie, it was like, you're going to be an actor, she's going to be a star." (00:54)

5. Assigning Colors to School Subjects (26:16 – 32:10)

In a lighthearted and comedic segment, Shayne, Amanda, and Damien debate the colors traditionally associated with various school subjects. This leads to humorous disagreements and playful banter.

Amanda: "Math is red because red is hard." (27:14)
Shayne: "Math is blue." (26:37)
Damien Haas: "Green is science." (32:09)

6. Sponsorship Breaks (10:57 – 11:08 & 30:00 – 31:14)

Although ads are present in the transcript, the summary excludes these segments as per instructions.

7. Predictions and Team Dynamics for Summer Games (35:22 – 58:38)

The hosts delve into detailed predictions about team performances, potential rivalries, and standout participants for the upcoming Summer Games:

• Team Hollywood Hot Dogs: Featuring Shayne, Trevor, Noah, Keith, A Rasha, and Angela, characterized as wild cards with high energy.
• Team Downtown Dairy Cows: Comprising Chance, Courtney, Ian, Olivia, Spencer, and Tommy, noted for their level-headedness and strategic gameplay.

Damien Haas: "Chance could do really well, but Chance is also so competitive that it's like, is he gonna get in his head? Is he gonna be able to stay focused?" (49:25)

Shayne: "Angela and Chance could be the beef of the games." (45:30)

The conversation highlights potential MVPs, such as Trevor's physical prowess and Chance's competitiveness, while also speculating on team interactions and conflicts.

8. High School Experiences and Personal Stories (22:19 – 41:00)

Shayne and Damien share personal stories from their high school days, including experiences in band, correcting teachers, and memorable performances. These anecdotes add a relatable and humorous layer to the discussion.

Damien Haas: "I remember like a teacher was like, yeah, the three-headed dog of the underworld is Cerebus. And I'm like, oh, no, it's Cerberus." (25:10)

9. Pop Culture References and Trivia (41:01 – 58:38)

The hosts engage in playful debates about 2005 pop culture, including movies like "Batman Begins," TV shows, and the accuracy of trivia questions, leading to laughter and a deeper dive into shared cultural memories.

Shayne: "I was born via Caesarean section, but I'm ready for Summer Games." (61:28)
Amanda: "I'm pregnant. Pregnancy brain." (29:16)

10. Closing Remarks and Final Predictions (58:39 – 61:57)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reiterate their excitement for the Summer Games, making final predictions about team performances and potential plot twists. Shayne humorously contemplates a dramatic character transformation for the games.

Shayne: "This is gonna be the time of my life." (60:00)
Damien Haas: "We have to make the best content the Internet's ever seen." (52:25)

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Notable Quotes

• Shayne: "This Summer Games is going to be very different from previous Summer Games." (03:36)
• Amanda: "Math is red because red is hard." (27:14)
• Damien Haas: "Green is science." (32:09)
• Shayne: "We have to make the best content the Internet's ever seen." (52:25)

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Conclusion

Episode #104 of Smosh Mouth offers listeners a blend of nostalgia, humor, and insightful previews of the much-anticipated Smosh Summer Games 2025. With engaging discussions on team dynamics, pop culture throwbacks, and personal anecdotes, Shayne, Amanda, and Damien provide a comprehensive and entertaining look into what fans can expect from this milestone edition of the Summer Games.

Transcript

[Shane]

Hello and welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

And I'm Amanda. And we have.

[Damien Haas]

No, it was just. It flowed so well. Sorry.

[Amanda]

No, I have a very specific script.

[Damien Haas]

This is my first time. I'm sorry.

[Amanda]

No, it's not. We have a very special guest with us today. Damien Haas.

[Damien Haas]

No.

[Shane]

Yeah. No.

[Damien Haas]

TV's Damien Haas. Hi.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

And guys, this is technically the first episode of the Summer Games 2025.

[Amanda]

Wait, guys, look at this frickin sweatshirt. It's so cute. Smash. Summer Games. And look, I have my cute little name. Movie. Mandy.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, Mandy.

[Shane]

That's your. Your legal name?

[Amanda]

It's my legal name. I'm changing it. So my first name is going to be Movie.

[Shane]

When your mom named you Movie, it was like, you're going to be an.

[Amanda]

Actor, she's going to be a star.

[Damien Haas]

They're going to be a Hollywood kid. Turn out real normal.

[Amanda]

And Shane, you have your shirt.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Which is your team name.

[Shane]

Yeah. The Hollywood Hot Dogs. Whoa. Okay.

[Damien Haas]

Those turned out great.

[Amanda]

Nobody asked for this.

[Shane]

The shirts are sick.

[Damien Haas]

That turned out fantastic.

[Shane]

The shirts are sick. Having been in all the Summer Games, I. I will say that usually I feel like one of the teams has a shirt that's not as cool looking as the other. This year, look, it was the case for most. But this year, both of them. Sick as hell.

[Amanda]

They're so sick.

[Shane]

Like, once the games are over, I'm going to be wearing both shirts all the time.

[Damien Haas]

It was sweater. Yes.

[Shane]

And this is. And then the other team is the sweaters.

[Damien Haas]

And there's only. It's so there's only one sweater. And we're going to. You can buy it at the end from me. I'm going to take it from.

[Shane]

It's going to be gross.

[Damien Haas]

It's going to smell like me. And if you're that person.

[Amanda]

Swords.

[Damien Haas]

What's up?

[Amanda]

It's gonna smell like swords.

[Damien Haas]

It's gonna smell. That's.

[Shane]

I really like what Damian smells like swords.

[Damien Haas]

I'm always bleeding. Why won't it stop?

[Shane]

Damian, what are you?

[Damien Haas]

In the Summer Games, what makes Damian tick? Oh, in the Summer Games, I am the superintendent. I am bringing everyone together for these.

[Amanda]

Games, which I'm so excited about. I feel like you're going to crush that role.

[Damien Haas]

Thank you so much. When I actually start to work on the character, it's gonna be killer.

[Amanda]

And I am also going to be working mainly with you because, you know, I can't really compete. And I don't know why. They just told me I couldn't. It's so weird. So weird. I'll talk to so weird. Talk to people. But I'm not on a team. I am also going to be a part of it in a character sense.

[Damien Haas]

Yes, you and I will both be part of it.

[Amanda]

Yeah, we'll be part of it. And we will not discuss. Discuss any more than that.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, I was gonna sort of do that.

[Amanda]

Oh, no. Yeah, go ahead. No, you can discuss it.

[Damien Haas]

No, I was gonna do the voice that you did.

[Amanda]

Oh, you were?

[Damien Haas]

If that's your character voice, we gotta talk. We should offline.

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Amanda]

My character voice is way worse.

[Shane]

This is not the beef I expected in Summer Games because the real beef.

[Damien Haas]

Is in the hot dog.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. Available now. It's not gonna be about you guys. It's gonna be about Damian and I since we.

[Shane]

You guys are playing a big part in it.

[Amanda]

We are. And we're beefing.

[Damien Haas]

And we're beefing.

[Shane]

Before we talk any further though, about details, we should explain what Summer Games is because so many of our viewers probably don't know much about it because we haven't done a Summer Games in five years.

[Damien Haas]

That's crazy.

[Shane]

Is that why? Actually, sorry, I think it's six. Six years.

[Amanda]

And I've been at Smosh for five and a half years.

[Shane]

Yeah, you're.

[Damien Haas]

Missed it.

[Amanda]

And you're old.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And I'm young.

[Shane]

That's how it works.

[Amanda]

That's how it works.

[Shane]

You.

[Damien Haas]

You used the Retinol and now you're young.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I should also be clear though. This Summer Games is going to be very different from previous Summer Games. Like this is a whole new thing. We're calling it Summer Games, but so much of it is a brand new type of series. I mean, it's being helmed by Kiana and others who weren't even around for the previous Summer Games. Really. So they are taking inspiration from a lot of the reality shows that are big these past few years. I. I am loving everything I'm hearing about. This is going to be.

[Damien Haas]

I will say regarding that when I was like, they were like, we have a character for you that we want you to be. And I was like, okay. And they were like, do you know blank from show? And I was like, no, I'll watch it in research. And so that's where it started is some reality show stuff. And then we went worked from there.

[Shane]

So fantastic.

[Amanda]

Hannah brought up that character to me and I was like, I feel like Damien would absolutely crush it. The outfits.

[Damien Haas]

It's Howie Mandel.

[Amanda]

No, it's not. No, it's not. Yeah.

[Shane]

And I think changing it up is gonna be good because we reacted to some previous Summer Games stuff recently, and it is, like, a reminder of. Of every single Summer Games game back in, like, 2018 was like, oh, you missed the dartboard. You have to put ice cream in your butt, and then you gotta eat it. We were watching. I was like, oh, my God, it's.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah. Watching it back. I mean, I didn't see. I wasn't in that particular episode. But, like, so much of it is, like, good thing.

[Amanda]

Punish God.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah. Which, thank goodness. But, like, it's just all punishment content. That was smosh in general because that was the Internet in general.

[Shane]

Like, true.

[Damien Haas]

You lost Mario Kart. Now we're going to hit you.

[Amanda]

Are you saying there's no punishment coming up in this summer?

[Shane]

I think. Look, I don't want to say what is or isn't in it, because I. I don't even know fully. There's a lot of secrets.

[Amanda]

There's gonna be a lot of punishment.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Damien Haas]

There's a lot of places you can.

[Shane]

Put ice cream, but I think lots of places. I think this one's gonna be from my understanding. I think. I think Kiana's taking a lot of inspiration from, like, traitors. Not in execution of it's gonna be like werewolf, but in how it's designed. And then I think there's gonna be a lot more, like, plot lines in this one.

[Amanda]

I think so too.

[Shane]

I don't think it's gonna all just be, like, compete world.

[Damien Haas]

Meh, slime.

[Shane]

I think it's gonna be. I think it's a lot of mind games this year. I think it's gonna be a lot of. Yeah. A lot more thinking and just a little more intricate.

[Damien Haas]

I think it's gonna be very. Based on the interactions between the people as opposed to, like, watch them get launched out of a cannon.

[Shane]

Yeah, exactly.

[Damien Haas]

Which could be fun.

[Shane]

We might have a cannon, though. Who knows?

[Amanda]

I think there is a cannon. You could. I think it's just me and Damian in it.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

Welcome to Summer Games.

[Amanda]

And I come there, like, super pregnant.

[Damien Haas]

You land perfect, baby. Ta da.

[Amanda]

Welcome to Summer Games. It's, like, going to be Great British Bake off, but it's just you and me.

[Damien Haas]

You'll be the Paul Hollywood. Your eyes are pretty damn blue.

[Shane]

Okay. Ian's the Paul Hollywood.

[Amanda]

Are you Noah feeling. Are you. What's his name? Are you.

[Damien Haas]

I can be. I've got a weird enough wardrobe. I'll do it.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Damien Haas]

I just need to. I don't know, get way taller and real skinny. Is that. These are tall skinny jeans.

[Amanda]

Oh, those skinny jeans. Yeah. You just need skinny jeans.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah, yeah, I have them. I just can't. They don't fit my body.

[Amanda]

That's okay.

[Damien Haas]

I used to sell them all the time when I worked retail.

[Amanda]

Wow. And you'll be seeing things like this at Summer Games.

[Shane]

This is what it's all about. So the theme of Summer Games, because this is Smosh's 20th year. Wild Smosh started in 2005. So the theme of it is class of 2005.

[Amanda]

Yep.

[Damien Haas]

Feel like we probably should have said that before. I was like, I'm the superintendent.

[Shane]

Yeah. That doesn't mean anything to Anyone.

[Amanda]

Class of 2005. High school nostalgia vibes.

[Shane]

So people love to see a bunch of 30 year olds in high school. You know, that's what people love.

[Damien Haas]

Glee got like seven seasons.

[Shane]

It's Glee season eight.

[Damien Haas]

I Glee when I was in college. Hey, hey, I got my one line. So that's already.

[Shane]

But so we're going back. We're going back to high school and we're going back to 2005, specifically. I think that year is born a big inspiration.

[Damien Haas]

Trevor. I feel. I am predicting that Trevor is going to say a lot of things. That hurts our feelings.

[Shane]

I think Trevor wasn't even born in 2005.

[Damien Haas]

In 2000. Wasn't he?

[Amanda]

That's sick.

[Shane]

I. Disgusting.

[Damien Haas]

That's what I'm saying.

[Shane]

No, Trevor and Arasha are going to be. They're going to be the villains, of course.

[Amanda]

Because they're gonna go, I don't understand what's going on.

[Shane]

They're gonna be like, wow, I was a little baby.

[Damien Haas]

I'll probably suplex one of them if they say that.

[Amanda]

It's like, I'm so excited because I have never done Summer Games. You both have done Summer Games?

[Shane]

Yeah. Not many people have done Summer Games.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Most the cast.

[Damien Haas]

I've only done two.

[Amanda]

Wait, most the cast, I would say, has not done Summer Games.

[Shane]

Let's see. So Chance has never done Summer Games. Tommy has technically never really gotten to participate in Summer Games. Neither has Spencer. Spencer was never on a team. Angela was never on Summer Games. Arasha was never on Summer Games. Trevor was never on Summer Games. More than. I would say more. More than half of the. The cast.

[Amanda]

Someone's going to get hurt because you just listed all those people. And then they all went. My head. And went, oh, my God, they're all going to play Summer Games.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah. So here's no. But before. Yes, The Very first thing we did for my first Summer Games, we filmed that trailer for Wild West.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

And Shane and I had to like, fight on a roof. And there was like a stunt where it's like, you want to fall off a roof and land on a pad. And I was like, hell yeah. I'm very new to this job and want to be a team player. Let's go. And like, when I first did it and landed on the pad, I like, looked up to be like.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

And everyone was looking at me like, oh. And apparently I was like, this close to like hitting the tripod of the camera.

[Shane]

Your head, your skull and the camera were like, right next to each other. And you jumped off of a building.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

And landed like that. No, it was. It was almost very bad.

[Amanda]

So that's not gonna happen.

[Shane]

And on that same shoot, I mean, people broke their hands.

[Damien Haas]

I had to get a tetanus shot.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, yeah. There was bees.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Shane]

I had to get a tetanus shot from a Summer Games.

[Damien Haas]

So this is a very different era of smosh.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Shane]

I forgot the first Summer Games. I stepped on a rusty nail.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

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[Damien Haas]

I hope it was ZOC doc with that.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I hope it was Zoc, Doc. Because, guys, if you need to get a tennis shot, you know where to go.

[Damien Haas]

If you can't wait six months for an appointment to get a tetanus shot.

[Shane]

I think the goal of this summer games, one of us has to get a rabies shot.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

I want that.

[Damien Haas]

I want that.

[Shane]

Yeah, Run away from the squirrels.

[Amanda]

I'll pass it on to my kid. Come on. Immunity. Should we go over the teams? Can we say.

[Shane]

Okay, we're gonna. Let's. I'd say let's get into the teams and all of our predictions and stuff of the games in a little bit.

[Damien Haas]

Okay.

[Shane]

Oh, I first want to talk about 2005.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, that's the idea behind the year the Yankees won.

[Shane]

The year. The last year. The Yankees won't talk about the Yankees.

[Amanda]

We don't talk about the Yankees over here.

[Shane]

Okay. All right.

[Amanda]

The Yankees are disgusting. Oh, my God. I'm gonna get hurt for that.

[Damien Haas]

Shane, can we talk about these.

[Amanda]

Oh, hey. Derek Jeter. Oh, my God. He was on the Yankees.

[Shane]

I feel like it's okay.

[Amanda]

You're the time that I hated.

[Shane]

You're from Boston. You're supposed to hate the Yankees, right?

[Amanda]

No, we do hate the Yankees, Okay? It's a real thing. It's deep in our socks. I'm a Sox fan.

[Damien Haas]

You're a socks fan?

[Amanda]

Of course I'm a socks.

[Shane]

I love socks, too. They're great.

[Damien Haas]

Now, now, I just made this entirely a baseball.

[Amanda]

Are you joking? I'm a Red Sox fan, not a White Sox fan. Whoa. Nobody talks about the White Sox.

[Damien Haas]

Like the Celts.

[Amanda]

I like the Pats.

[Damien Haas]

Go, Socks.

[Amanda]

Yeah, Go, socks.

[Damien Haas]

Go to Cali.

[Shane]

You like the Celtics?

[Amanda]

I love the Celtics.

[Shane]

Hell, yeah.

[Damien Haas]

My grandmother named his son Bill Belichick.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

Are you joking?

[Shane]

This is Bill Belichick for dinner?

[Amanda]

Come on, for dinner. We'll talk.

[Damien Haas]

We got to make it be some Cali.

[Amanda]

You show New York. Yeah. Anyways, hey, what's up?

[Damien Haas]

Play like.

[Shane]

We got copyright struck. The Drop Kick Murphy's dream. Drop kicked our podcast.

[Amanda]

That's literally every Fenway game, though. And people are like, every Boston person is, like, good. Yeah. And I'm like, guys, it's gonna be okay. Dropkick Murphy's. It's the anthem.

[Damien Haas]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Shipping off to Boston. You're done.

[Shane]

Hell, yeah, you're done. All right, so 2005. 2005.

[Amanda]

2005.

[Shane]

What a year.

[Damien Haas]

The year. The Yankees.

[Shane]

The Yankees.

[Amanda]

I need to hear where you guys were in 2005.

[Shane]

So 2005. I was still in Middle school.

[Amanda]

Okay. Fun.

[Shane]

So that's fine. I get to go back and be in high school in 2005. I also never got to go to high school, so. Okay. Forgive me for wanting to experience it. But 2005, let's see. I was. Yeah, I was in seventh grade, I think seventh or eighth grade. So I was still in school before I started homeschooling, But I was into acting. I had maybe done a little bit.

[Amanda]

Nice.

[Shane]

I had an agent at this time, but I was doing Arizona stuff.

[Amanda]

Wild.

[Shane]

I was in the Arizona market. But this is pre icarly. Shane.

[Damien Haas]

Wow.

[Shane]

So I had no identity.

[Amanda]

Who are you?

[Damien Haas]

Who I was before is gone now.

[Shane]

I was really into. I was really into World of Warcraft. Or. No, I had not started playing World of Warcraft yet.

[Damien Haas]

Okay.

[Shane]

I didn't get to play it the first year it came out. I was playing it in 2006.

[Damien Haas]

I feel in 2005, I would have turned 15. At the end of the year, I think I was in high school. So it might have been the eighth grade to ninth grade.

[Shane]

Okay. Was it that pipeline?

[Damien Haas]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Damn school pipeline.

[Shane]

The middle school is so weird.

[Damien Haas]

It's getting.

[Amanda]

When you go from middle school to high school and your sister's friends are there and they're like, oh, my God, is your little sister here? And you're like, I had a seven.

[Damien Haas]

Year difference, so thankfully nobody knew. And there was no baggage of, like, anything.

[Amanda]

I had like a two year, two year down and two year up. No, it's always like, don't date my sister.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Wild things.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

I, I Shane. Kind of the middle ground between y'. All. Because I went to high school, like traditional high school for two years, and then I did a distance learning program for the last two for the sake of, you know, being able to act and go on auditions. Yeah, all that good stuff. I was in the Atlanta market.

[Shane]

Hey.

[Damien Haas]

Hey.

[Amanda]

Wow. Actually.

[Shane]

Actually good market.

[Damien Haas]

It was.

[Shane]

This is before.

[Damien Haas]

Fine. And now it's way better. Literally the moment I moved, immediately after I moved, the town next to us was like, oh, they're building a huge studio and they're gonna do the Walking Dead and Wars. And I was supposed to be the stand in for one of the. I think it's Vampire Diaries. Yeah. For one of the Vampire Diaries characters, the one that looked like teenage Damien. But I was like, no, I'm gonna go to college instead. So I moved. That was like my first. Like, I'm gonna be on set. Ah, never mind. So.

[Amanda]

Whoa, that's awesome. Mine was completely opposite of that. I wish I knew. I knew I wanted to be an actor, but it was not. No one discussed that. That was not a possibility in my world at all. It was like, which woods party are you going to?

[Damien Haas]

You were in the Boston.

[Amanda]

How many beers are you bringing?

[Shane]

The Boston Market.

[Amanda]

Wait. Shane and I just talked about Boston Market.

[Damien Haas]

Wait, y' all want to get turkey after this?

[Shane]

I don't think it's around anymore.

[Amanda]

But we talked about Boston Market, which is basically Thanksgiving dinner whenever you want.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

That's Boston Market.

[Damien Haas]

My goal today is derailing us as much as possible.

[Shane]

I love it.

[Amanda]

We just discussed Boston Market.

[Shane]

Summer games is sponsored by Boston Market.

[Damien Haas]

So there's one left.

[Amanda]

He's like, you'd go there for a light lunch and you're like mashed potatoes with roast chicken.

[Shane]

You go to the last Boston Market, and that rotisserie chicken's been going for years.

[Damien Haas]

Sorry.

[Amanda]

That's Boston Market for you. Yeah. That was essentially where I was at. I was a little bit older. I think I was heading into my last year at school. What is that, 12th grade?

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Am I crazy?

[Shane]

You were a senior in 2005.

[Amanda]

I was going to be a senior.

[Shane]

Junior into senior.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Graduated in 2006.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

So I was going in.

[Shane]

So you're both a junior and a senior.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I was a junior.

[Damien Haas]

So if you graduate in 2006, I was class of 09, which means three years down. So I would have been a sophomore, which means you might have been a freshman at that time.

[Shane]

I could have sworn. Maybe. I guess. I, I, I don't know your life. It's possible.

[Damien Haas]

I don't know.

[Shane]

I was around the eighth grade. Freshman.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Era.

[Damien Haas]

Okay.

[Amanda]

So I was older.

[Shane]

It's hard to remember because I didn't go to a physical high school. So, like, that kind of all blurs together.

[Damien Haas]

Is it, is it anybody else, like teenage years, like maybe like 6 years old to, like, late teenager? It's all just a blur.

[Shane]

Yeah. I don't remember anything.

[Amanda]

I don't, I remember it.

[Damien Haas]

I feel like you're both joking. And now I'm.

[Amanda]

I don't know. I don't know who he's texting right now.

[Shane]

I'm looking up, I'm looking up facts about 2005.

[Damien Haas]

I'm looking up if trauma makes you forget.

[Amanda]

Oh, wait. Ok. Give me facts because then I can attach it to a memory.

[Shane]

Okay. I want to. Let's, let's go to some pop culture of 2005. What do we think were Some of the biggest songs of 2005. What do you think about?

[Damien Haas]

I think like, Peace up, a Town down.

[Amanda]

Whoa. Or Chingy Holiday Inn.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Am I right?

[Damien Haas]

Soulja Boy.

[Shane]

Soulja Boy. I don't think Soulja Boy was a thing yet.

[Damien Haas]

Is that too. Is that too soon?

[Shane]

No. Okay, so. So here's.

[Damien Haas]

Hey, was. That was too early.

[Shane]

That's a little bit earlier. So big one, 2005. I. I feel like this was earlier, but. Lose Control by Missy Elliott.

[Amanda]

Get out of here. Yeah, we all love that song.

[Damien Haas]

Everybody's dancing off, off camera to, like, a song that is not playing.

[Shane]

I Feel Good by Gorillas.

[Damien Haas]

Got it. Feel good, Dude.

[Amanda]

I loved the girl.

[Shane]

We can't. We cannot do it. I love the Gorillas also, I think Shake it Off by Mariah Carey. Oh, Don't Funk With My Heart by the Black Eyed Peas.

[Amanda]

The Black Eyed Peas were lit.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, Apple D app.

[Shane]

You guys want to Hear the most 2005 song of all time? Sugar, we're going down swinging.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, my God. Okay. There we go.

[Shane]

Yeah. That was the only time that you.

[Amanda]

Were like, I will date that punk boy. I will. I will marry that punk boy. And then you're like, is that also a fever?

[Damien Haas]

You can't sweat out panic at the disco at the same time. Oh, that would have been. That's when it was like, for me.

[Shane]

Beverly Hills Weezer, of course, the guys with, like, the. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

Anthony, essentially, you were like, I love Anthony's haircut was.

[Shane]

That was the coolest haircut you could ever have in 2005.

[Damien Haas]

That's what I wanted. My hair was too poofy.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You never needed to see this eye. And you were still into it.

[Damien Haas]

It's like, what are you hiding? You're so mysterious.

[Shane]

God, what a. What a year. You had pwned a replay by Rihanna.

[Amanda]

That was when. Why'd you say it like that?

[Shane]

Pwn to replay.

[Amanda]

I'm sorry. Huh?

[Shane]

I said pon.

[Damien Haas]

He's doing. He's doing the other 2005 Lego of, like, Pone. Like, PWL.

[Shane]

Pwned the noobs. Replay.

[Amanda]

I'd love for you to repeat that.

[Shane]

Pwn to replay by Rihanna.

[Amanda]

Who are you? I don't know who you are. This accent is wild.

[Shane]

Pon de replay.

[Damien Haas]

Pon de replay.

[Shane]

Is it pawn to replay?

[Amanda]

No, it's whatever you need it to be. Cause that just made my day.

[Shane]

I'm sorry. I mean, back in 2005 where we said pwn all the time.

[Damien Haas]

Pone da banhammer. Mr. DJ Pon da banhammer.

[Amanda]

Pon de Replay by Rihanna. I love who you are right now.

[Shane]

I've been saying that for 20 years. Pon de replay.

[Amanda]

Hey, DJ, can you put a Pon de Replay? You're like the Dose Equis guy. My God, what island do you own?

[Damien Haas]

I feel bad.

[Shane]

Cause this is. I don't always hit the replay, but when I do, it's porn de replay.

[Damien Haas]

You're, like, doing Red Stripe. Hooray. Beer.

[Amanda]

Oh, he's dying. He's gonna break that shirt. Okay.

[Damien Haas]

It's a good shirt.

[Amanda]

So this is Rihanna's first. Isn't this Rihanna's first album?

[Shane]

That's her first hit song. And that was. That was played, I think I was definitely. I was in middle school at some part of 2005, because I remember that song coming on.

[Amanda]

This was like prom songs, too.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

Y' all went to prom.

[Amanda]

I went to prom. I went to. I went to earlier prom, and then I think I went to prom.

[Damien Haas]

What's earlier prom?

[Amanda]

I think I went to prom three times. So I went each time.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, snap.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

Nice.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah, I went to homecoming once.

[Shane]

I went to two homecomings.

[Amanda]

Very cool.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah, thanks.

[Amanda]

Was it at home?

[Shane]

Well, it was a home.

[Amanda]

Were you in your kitchen? Homecoming.

[Damien Haas]

Solid roast. That's so good.

[Amanda]

I am a dickhead today.

[Damien Haas]

No, it's funny. It's great. You can do whatever you want.

[Amanda]

Sorry, owner. Replay broke my brain. And now we're on a different path anyways. Yeah, that felt like prom music or homecoming music.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, it was.

[Amanda]

What was. What was the main movie?

[Shane]

What was the main movie?

[Damien Haas]

I feel like the Dark Knight was 2006.

[Shane]

I think Dark Knight was 2005, because.

[Damien Haas]

I feel like I drove.

[Amanda]

That's so long ago.

[Damien Haas]

Which would have been.

[Shane]

I'm 16 biggest movies, 2005. Oh, dude. Revenge of the Sith was 2005.

[Damien Haas]

So good.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

When the Sith are like, we'll get you.

[Shane]

They're like, we're gonna get you. They're like, pwn. The replay.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah. And they're like, what did you say?

[Amanda]

Don't do it.

[Damien Haas]

So it was gonna get his copyright struck.

[Shane]

It was Batman begins in 2005.

[Damien Haas]

I'm such an idiot.

[Amanda]

Oh, no, Batman Begins is the last one.

[Shane]

No, it's the first Christopher Nolan.

[Amanda]

First Christopher Nolan.

[Shane]

That's the first Christopher Nolan one.

[Damien Haas]

That would be a crazy way to.

[Amanda]

End your Batman Begins. It's like, oh, great, we get to hear Batman's story. But it's over. Batman.

[Damien Haas]

Jebin button. It goes in reverse.

[Amanda]

Wait, I did trivia last night, and I have to say you're.

[Shane]

This.

[Damien Haas]

You're going to hear this.

[Amanda]

I have to say. The highest grossing. The highest grossing live action, non. Non animated movie in this. In this decade is the Batman. That's it.

[Shane]

Not Avatar.

[Amanda]

Nope. It was the Batman. Robert said this girl with cool sunglasses who was running trivia last night.

[Damien Haas]

I don't.

[Shane]

And she is highest grossing movie in the.

[Amanda]

Jamie, can we Google that's live action, non animated.

[Shane]

So are they saying Avatar 2 is an animated movie?

[Amanda]

I don't know.

[Damien Haas]

I think Nudge keeps in.

[Amanda]

In the. In the. In the. In from 220. I shouldn't have brought this up.

[Damien Haas]

I think we should.

[Shane]

I think you were lied to. I. I think this trivia night was just like liars.

[Amanda]

Well, she wore her sunglasses that night, so maybe.

[Damien Haas]

Can we talk about Nudge, the Chinese animated film that is, like, the most highest grossing in the world, but America, we're just like, no, it's not.

[Amanda]

I've never heard of it.

[Damien Haas]

Exactly.

[Amanda]

It's crazy, right? Am I right?

[Damien Haas]

You got to check it out.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. I lost so many points last night because she was just wrong.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah. What was it? Yeah.

[Shane]

Avatar 2. I don't.

[Amanda]

We would have taken home the gold.

[Shane]

I don't think Avatar 2 counts as an animated movie because there is live action in it.

[Amanda]

And she said live action, non animated. And she said the Batman.

[Damien Haas]

It's not. It's not animated. I think she was right.

[Amanda]

We can move on.

[Damien Haas]

Doesn't that suck? Okay, speaking of high school. It does it. I don't know if it was an issue for y'.

[Shane]

All.

[Damien Haas]

High five. But. Because I don't always.

[Shane]

Because I think Endgame would also beat it too, because Endgame was.

[Amanda]

That's what I guess. But I thought. I think end game was 2019 or 2018.

[Shane]

Infinity War was 2019.

[Damien Haas]

I was in high school then.

[Amanda]

Guys, we can move on.

[Shane]

2019 was end game.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Damien Haas]

We're talking about 2020 on, and that's what caused Cove.

[Shane]

So 2025.

[Damien Haas]

Well, I was gonna say, like, in. In high school, did you all ever, like, have the urge to correct a teacher?

[Shane]

No, I never would have.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Did you? Did you?

[Amanda]

I know that you did.

[Damien Haas]

So I learned by high school that that's not great, but, like, what I didn't understand before was not like. Actually, it was never that. It was like, oh, man, you have that info wrong. Don't you want to know the thing that is different?

[Shane]

Oh, you're doing your job bad.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah. Well, now I know that. I didn't mean to be a piece of shit, Shane.

[Amanda]

No, listen, your husband is exactly the fucking same way.

[Shane]

But here's the thing.

[Damien Haas]

And her husband is married.

[Amanda]

And he found his way.

[Damien Haas]

Sounds like he found his way. Sounds like. He's doing just fine. Shane.

[Amanda]

He's there. He's doing fine. No, I get it. Sometimes he corrects people and I go, why did you do that? That was so uncomfortable for me. And he goes, because that person's walking around with the wrong information. And I was like, okay, it's a balance.

[Damien Haas]

But I remember like a teacher. I don't know. Like, I don't know.

[Amanda]

Yeah, what did you correct her on?

[Damien Haas]

I remember like a teacher was like, yeah, the. The three headed dog of the underworld is Cerebus. And I'm like, oh, no, it's. It's Cerberus. Like, you have the letters flipped. She, like, spelled it wrong on the board.

[Amanda]

Oh, God. Was she mortified?

[Damien Haas]

She was pissed. Oh, yeah. No, she didn't love it.

[Amanda]

Oh, so you did it in front of everyone?

[Damien Haas]

Yeah. I didn't understand.

[Shane]

There's really no other option.

[Amanda]

Well, you could have.

[Shane]

I think it's more embarrassing to pull the teacher aside, be like, hey, teach.

[Amanda]

Can I talk to you?

[Damien Haas]

Can we sidebar real quick? Can I.

[Amanda]

Hey, teach, can I get.

[Shane]

What the fuck was that?

[Amanda]

Shut that door and put the blind on the circle real quick.

[Shane]

Hey. So you said. What did you just say?

[Amanda]

And then he went, did you do that?

[Shane]

Yeah, Damien did that.

[Amanda]

I'm kidding.

[Damien Haas]

And then I had a distance learning program for the last two years of high school.

[Amanda]

I'm kidding.

[Shane]

What are you doing?

[Damien Haas]

Very strict rules. It wasn't my home. I lived there. It wasn't my house, though. It was two years and I had to beat either.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

And then you're correcting the officers and they did not.

[Damien Haas]

I was being corrected. They were the correcting officers. I. I think this is what they were called. And keep it in.

[Amanda]

Keep it all in.

[Damien Haas]

I didn't hear.

[Shane]

Okay. Speaking of correct and incorrect.

[Amanda]

Uhhuh.

[Shane]

This next thing I'm very excited about. All right, so in school you have folders and you have different colors for every subject or notebooks.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, there's a right color for every subject.

[Shane]

What are the colors that you associate with? With every subject. Let's start with math, because I have. This has been my answer my entire life, but I feel like we're all going to have different ones.

[Damien Haas]

Math is red and two different people.

[Amanda]

Math is red.

[Shane]

Math was Always blue for me.

[Amanda]

Are you crazy?

[Shane]

Math is blue.

[Damien Haas]

That's weird.

[Amanda]

Math is red.

[Shane]

Do I have anybody else in here who thinks math is blue?

[Damien Haas]

Shane, I would rather find out you're colorblind right now and have a little sunshine moment with you, then this be your take.

[Amanda]

This is really sad. We're worried about you.

[Shane]

Math is blue. I've got a couple people in here who agree. Selena, what is math to you?

[Amanda]

Green.

[Damien Haas]

Green is out of your mind. Okay, let's go.

[Shane]

You're out of your mind.

[Amanda]

What?

[Damien Haas]

Let's go bit by bit here.

[Amanda]

Well, math is red. Math is red because red is hard.

[Shane]

What did you.

[Amanda]

Red is numbers. Red is numbers, and red is blood.

[Damien Haas]

Red is blood with numbers. Okay, then you say. You say math is blue.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

I have. I have a subject that I believe is blue. We'll see if everyone else agrees or. Unless you want to do it a different way.

[Shane]

No, no, that's fine. But let's move on to the next subject.

[Damien Haas]

Okay.

[Shane]

Another.

[Amanda]

We're not going to discuss how insane he is. Okay.

[Damien Haas]

I mean, I think we did.

[Shane]

You're also saying Brennan's insane.

[Amanda]

Yeah, no, Brennan's cool. You are.

[Damien Haas]

Brennan's been at smosh for, like, 10 years. You have to be a little crazy to do that.

[Shane]

So there's only three people in here who say math is blue.

[Damien Haas]

Everyone else was red.

[Shane]

Everyone else was saying red. No. Nobody else. Oh, James was saying.

[Amanda]

That's all that matters.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay. Red.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Wow. Okay.

[Amanda]

So what was blue for you?

[Damien Haas]

Blue was English or literature.

[Amanda]

Yep. Me, too.

[Damien Haas]

Thank you. Me, too.

[Amanda]

Absolutely. English or literature?

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Why? Because blue is warm. Blue is water. Blue is fluid.

[Shane]

Blue is literally not English.

[Damien Haas]

Blue is the words. Blue is the warmest color.

[Amanda]

Right. Blue is not warm, but blue is the warmest color. That's a warm movie.

[Damien Haas]

Bluey is a show for everyone.

[Shane]

True.

[Damien Haas]

Blue is for everyone. Blue gives us clues. Blue opens up our mind.

[Shane]

Blue does give us.

[Amanda]

I know. Blue is a cold color.

[Shane]

Blue is just math to me. I don't know why it was always numbers.

[Damien Haas]

So you just swapped them.

[Amanda]

So what's red for you?

[Shane]

So everything else was English. Red was English slash history.

[Amanda]

You do not mix those two together.

[Shane]

Okay. Red.

[Damien Haas]

Because.

[Amanda]

Read a doubt. Start.

[Damien Haas]

And if you think that.

[Amanda]

And if you think that that's why.

[Damien Haas]

You failed, that's why you failed. Because they're spelled different. And that's the subject.

[Shane]

And I go, I read a book and I read means red.

[Damien Haas]

You're like, math means meth. Math means meth. And that's why I'm fast. Meth is blue only in Breaking Bad. And his name is Walter White. And he's Jesse Pinkman.

[Amanda]

Jesse Pinkman. And blue is English.

[Shane]

It's a TV show.

[Amanda]

I know. I said movie.

[Damien Haas]

I fucked up. She's pregnant.

[Amanda]

I'm pregnant. Pregnancy brain.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

I don't know where I am right now. Good morning.

[Shane]

Okay, all right, all right.

[Amanda]

Because you're insane that you mixed history.

[Shane]

Okay, so we just have those swaps together? Sure, we just have those swaps. Now, here's what. Here's where I'm worried about our producer, Selena. She said, green is math. Green is science.

[Damien Haas]

Green is science.

[Shane]

Green is science.

[Amanda]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Shane]

Green is science.

[Amanda]

Yellow is science. What?

[Damien Haas]

Yellow is social studies and history.

[Amanda]

That's insane. Why green is social studies and history? Cause money. Money is geography.

[Shane]

There's economics.

[Damien Haas]

That's different geography. There's a lot of dirt, which is yellow.

[Amanda]

We don't do economics.

[Damien Haas]

You just said money.

[Shane]

Oh, and speaking of money.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

Oh, my gosh.

[Damien Haas]

I learned a lot about geography.

[Amanda]

Me, too. Money.

[Damien Haas]

We're. We're gents of science. And that's green.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

And social studies and history is.

[Shane]

Well, history, I said was also red is red. I'd also put yellow. Yellow and red are kind of like. I just put those in more of the. The arts. Right. Like yellow and red were always like more History's art. I think it's more.

[Damien Haas]

You think geography is money?

[Amanda]

Yeah, of course. Geography is money. You have to buy land.

[Damien Haas]

Thank God you guys are funny because we've been. We've ended up here.

[Amanda]

Don't you. Don't you start.

[Damien Haas]

We all ended up here and we're so lucky.

[Shane]

Yellow and red were kind of like anything to do with where you're more reading. Like so history, literature, social studies. I kind of put them all in those categories. And then green is science. And green would just be. The science is. So I would probably.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah. Chemistry.

[Shane]

I didn't really have like other subjects. So. Wait, what was. What was. So you said what was science for you?

[Amanda]

Blue.

[Shane]

Science was blue.

[Amanda]

What?

[Damien Haas]

I think science makes. I think that blue makes more sense for science than yellow.

[Amanda]

It would be history.

[Damien Haas]

I will. Okay, question. Did you guys ever get the book covers that had like designs on them? Because for my like science book I there were like these little like sleeves to cover it where it had like planets on it. And I would do that stuff.

[Shane]

Oh, that's cool. Oh, you could also do the Lisa Frank situation where it's like what's. What's math? Oh, well, math is pink, green, red, blue, yellow. Like it's just all Trapper keeper. Math is dolphins.

[Amanda]

I loved Lisa Frank, but that was a Trapper keeper or at home I had stationery. I would write letters to my cousin who lived in Jersey and I used Lisa Frank. Then Lisa Frank you wouldn't really bring to school.

[Damien Haas]

You know what I will say I do have. I still have it. A binder from like early elementary school days. It was Sonic and Knuckles, like the video game for the Sega Genesis.

[Shane]

And Sonic is math and Knuckles is literature.

[Damien Haas]

And he's also. He hits things. Yeah, which is what I corrected the teacher with Cerberus.

[Amanda]

You corrected the teacher again.

[Damien Haas]

No, the first time she.

[Shane]

Your teacher was like, please cut Knuckles. He goes fast, fast. And you're like, well he can glide.

[Damien Haas]

Cuz he has locks.

[Amanda]

You're like, hey teach, can you shut the door and put down the blinds? Let me tell you.

[Shane]

I got to talk a little bit.

[Damien Haas]

Teach you a little bit about Miles Tails Prow. The joke is his name is Miles per hour. It's cuz he's fast too. But anyway, I have that binder and that was pretty cool. And it was for all subjects. So I did bring it to school and it's not in good condition because it's from many years ago.

[Amanda]

And did you kind of rip the sides when you were listening to lectures? Cuz mine was all ripped all over the sides. That's why I kept my nice Lisa Frank at home.

[Damien Haas]

So my family had a hole punch that we used to like organize things and keep things in binders. And my parents were like, let's. But it was like an early, like, I don't know, fucking Soviet hole punch.

[Shane]

Where it's like just all iron and.

[Damien Haas]

The holes were huge. So everything I punched was like. And it just. It ruined it because it's like a 2 centimeter hole on three times in your binder. Everything's just exploded.

[Shane]

Families don't have hole punches anymore.

[Amanda]

Families don't have office supplies.

[Shane]

We just don't have them anymore.

[Amanda]

Mom, do you have tape? She's like, when in what world would I ever have tape? And you're like, when we were kids, you had to have everything.

[Shane]

You had a stapler.

[Damien Haas]

I've been organizing. I've been organizing my streaming room and I finally collected all of the office supplies into a little box. I do have a stapler. I got a bunch of tape, bunch of different expo markers.

[Shane]

Well, that's the kind of content you're doing on your Twitch channel.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah, I run a professional business.

[Amanda]

You need a stapler.

[Shane]

Staple all your paper stuff you're doing stapling content.

[Damien Haas]

It's what I staple on my business.

[Shane]

Yeah, stapling. Asmr.

[Damien Haas]

It's asmr. I say like, you did a good job today.

[Amanda]

Staple. Staple. Staple. Staple.

[Damien Haas]

I don't know, I just feel like I always end up needing something and I have like a laminator. I have a printer.

[Amanda]

A laminator.

[Damien Haas]

I mean, I run. I'm a professional. Amanda, thank you. I mean I work very hard. I try to.

[Amanda]

You're doing well.

[Shane]

Who of our. Of the entire cast who are competing in the games, who would be the most likely to have a rolling backpack?

[Amanda]

I love this question so deeply. But it's not just a rolling backpack. It has to be a little stuffed animal hook hooked, chained on to the back and maybe a trench coat. I don't know.

[Damien Haas]

Well, that changes.

[Shane]

Trench coat is Spencer.

[Damien Haas]

That's very different.

[Amanda]

You're right.

[Shane]

Trench coat is 2005. Spencer was. Spencer was at least hoping just a rolling suitcase.

[Amanda]

That's it. We're not gonna rolling backpack. We're not gonna.

[Shane]

We can do. We can do other things. But rolling backpack, I would say.

[Damien Haas]

Honestly, I would say Courtney.

[Shane]

I. I'm gonna say no. I think it's a Rasha.

[Damien Haas]

Arasha.

[Shane]

I think Arasha. Rolling backpack.

[Amanda]

Arasha would have a bunch of files. She'd have, like, the accordion file thing, and she's like.

[Damien Haas]

I think Arasha is, like, a very high achiever, but, like, didn't put in that effort of, like, everything has to be organized. I think she sort of like. I was kind of, like, in school in general, I kind of flew by the seat of my pants, but I was like, it worked out. That's great. I feel like Arasha's probably the same way.

[Shane]

Interesting. I. I had a pseudo rolling backpack situation because I was in band, so I had my. My saxophone that I had to bring.

[Damien Haas]

That's right.

[Shane]

Back and forth to school.

[Amanda]

In band, I played violin for a little bit, and then I got really into.

[Damien Haas]

You dodged the question. Are you in band?

[Amanda]

No.

[Damien Haas]

Okay.

[Shane]

I was in band.

[Amanda]

I. I wasn't in band. I'm so sorry.

[Damien Haas]

I was in chorus.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Amanda]

I did church choir.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, is that where you also played violin?

[Amanda]

Oh, I did church choir. Trust me, I sang to the Lord every single week.

[Shane]

Like Forrest Gump.

[Amanda]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

And I did all the Christmas specials. I was in that church for a long time, singing. Singing my heart out.

[Shane]

And that's actually really cool.

[Amanda]

That's my daughter.

[Shane]

That's actually really cool.

[Amanda]

And I was like.

[Damien Haas]

A lot of people's first, like, theater performance experiences come from church, like, because I, you know, I grew up in a very religious area, and I would do community theater, and people would be like, oh, yeah, I did my church play, and I can't this time. I'm doing my church.

[Amanda]

Yeah, we did a lot of church stuff, but, no, I was not in band.

[Damien Haas]

Wow.

[Amanda]

But I did play piano and violin.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Do you think you're still good at them?

[Amanda]

Violin? No, sir.

[Shane]

But piano, you think you could. You could.

[Amanda]

I need a refresher. I would need a refresher.

[Damien Haas]

Just bust out some beef oven.

[Shane]

No, I. I was never very good at alto sax. I. I did my best, but it's hard.

[Damien Haas]

But knowing you, Shane, I. I think you judge yourself very hard. I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a tape that reemerged where it was like, damn, Shane, you're really good. And you're like, yeah, I was okay.

[Shane]

Like, I was responsible for some squeaks in some of our concerts.

[Damien Haas]

You brought in a bunch of.

[Shane]

We'd have those concerts that I'm not gonna lie. There was some concerts where we would do it in the auditorium, and all our parents are there. And there were some songs where I was like, look, I've not nailed this. I'm gonna sit this one out and just pretend I'm playing. It'll be better if I don't participate. No, you can't tell.

[Amanda]

You sure about that?

[Shane]

I knew I. I would say I knew enough about being in ban and saxophone that I knew when I could sit out. And you're not gonna be able to tell.

[Amanda]

If you were my son, I would be like, he's not playing right now.

[Shane]

I can tell.

[Amanda]

I can tell.

[Shane]

Those cheeks, they're not puffed up.

[Damien Haas]

Gucci shirt. Can I tell a really funny story about band in elementary school?

[Amanda]

Sure.

[Damien Haas]

They started the band program in elementary school. If you were in fifth grade, you could do it. I did not. But, like, most of the fifth graders were like, oh, my God, band. Like, yeah, I want to do this. And so because they're in fifth grade and there's so many of them, they ended up putting on a performance, and they could not coordinate, like, harmonies, melodies, anything. Every instrument played the same note of the song and very slowly. So when we, like, got brought in for an assembly, the entire thing was like. And it was like 30 minutes, and I was like. And so I just never joined band because I saw that, and I was like, I don't think I wanted to be a part of this at all.

[Amanda]

I love young people trying to pull it together with music. There's nothing funnier than watching the teacher be like, come on.

[Damien Haas]

Every note was an orchestral hits, like, the favorite sound effect.

[Shane]

There is nothing funnier than, like, I know fifth grade's not like little kids, but, like, little kid. Like, band performances or singing performances are.

[Amanda]

Hilarious because they're so nervous. And they go up there and you're like, you are off key, girls. But you look fantastic. Mom dressed you up. You look so good. Like, my niece is in, like, a full dance thing, and she has, like, bright red lipstick on, and she's like. And I'm like, what's happening here?

[Shane]

It's my favorite thing when there's videos of, like, kids when they see their parents and they get excited and then they have too much emotion. So they'll be like, there. They'll just be like.

[Amanda]

They'll be like, yeah, they can't handle that. And they lose. They lose all the steps.

[Damien Haas]

They're not built for that level of any of the situation. Like, you shouldn't be Performing too many people steps.

[Amanda]

And there's definitely one girl who, like, knows all the steps down to a T. And she's like, get it together.

[Shane]

Yeah. Oh, it's so funny. No. Whenever I get to see, like, any footage from my nieces and nephew, like, in plays, especially when they were really young, it's the funniest shit on the planet.

[Amanda]

It's so funny.

[Shane]

It is so funny. And they're like, they're like, check it out. I'm the tree. And I'm like, you're. And you're killing it.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you're killing it. You're not doing anything. But two hours later, I'm loving it. When's intermission?

[Shane]

I did just need three glasses of wine. You are savant.

[Damien Haas]

You're gonna. Can you drive me home?

[Shane]

Hey, can you drive me home, kid?

[Damien Haas]

You did just remind me of the story of high school theater for me. Because I. Because I did acting outside of school, they, like, let me audition for. There were like five levels of drama classes in my school, and I got to jump in as a freshman after auditioning with, like, the senior class and like, the higher ones. So I was able to be a part of that play. But they were the, like, main event. This was their time. They'd gone through. They were seniors. Yeah, I was a freshman. So I played this, like, really old man that, like the entire play they're talking about, like, this guy is going to show up. Like, be careful. It's not like Waiting for Godot, but it's just like, he's going to be here. We have to fix everything before he gets here. And like, at the very end, last two minutes, I'm like, supposed to walk on the cane and be like, hello? Is anyone there? Is anyone here? I can't hear you. I can't see anything. And there's a trap door that I'm supposed to fall down with stairs. So I'm supposed to like, really quickly, like, shuffle down the stairs and be like, oh. And do like a pratfall. But the night of the actual performance, I didn't like, I missed it and I full on just fell down the stairs. And everyone afterwards was like, you killed it. Like, that was so funny. It looked like you fell. And I'm just like.

[Amanda]

Like, I did.

[Damien Haas]

Like that blood is from something else. I didn't fall at all. Like, it's fine.

[Amanda]

You're supposed to be an old man. You're like.

[Shane]

It's like, oh. There is truly nothing more terrifying than like, live theater.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Shane]

It is the scariest Spider man play.

[Damien Haas]

Kept knocking people out.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Are you talking about the one on Broadway? Yeah.

[Shane]

It's devastating.

[Damien Haas]

The cursed Spider man play.

[Shane]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

Okay, wait, I will say, I know this is crazy long ago, but I think Olivia would have a rolling back.

[Shane]

Olivia definitely could.

[Damien Haas]

Yep.

[Shane]

Olivia could. And she would not care what people said.

[Amanda]

She wouldn't give an F. She'd be like this.

[Shane]

Yeah. Anyone said anything to her, Truly, like what?

[Damien Haas]

It's fine. I can ride it.

[Shane]

All right, I think it's time we talk about the teams.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Like, who is on your team?

[Shane]

Okay, so first off, there's the Hollywood hot dogs versus the downtown dairy cows. All right. Rival high schools, we love that.

[Damien Haas]

Are Hollywood hot dogs. The ones where, like, they're street vendors and you get out an event and there's nothing. Nothing that's ever smelled better in your life, and you're just like, damn.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And then the dairy. The dairy cows are just the. The people with milk at the events, and it's been hot.

[Damien Haas]

That's the downtown fashion district. And they're like, do you want to buy fabric or milk?

[Amanda]

Well, love that. That's fancy.

[Shane]

These got to be the coolest high school mascots I've ever seen. Nobody's looks this cool. No, they're always like the. The off brand. NFL logo.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

It's like, oh, yeah.

[Damien Haas]

And 99 of them are also tied to, like, you're like, this is a warrior. And you look back and you're like, what Was it named 10 years ago?

[Shane]

Yeah, it's a warrior. It's just a warrior. It's always been just psychical warrior. Okay, so on the Hollywood hot dogs, we've got me.

[Amanda]

Oh, okay. Fun. Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

Let's talk team.

[Amanda]

I think that they'll do.

[Shane]

Okay, we got me. We got Trevor.

[Damien Haas]

Damn.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

We got Noah.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

We got Keith.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

We got a Rasha.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

And we got Angela.

[Damien Haas]

Damn.

[Amanda]

You guys are an insane crew.

[Shane]

All star team right there.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it is.

[Damien Haas]

That's a stack team because. So you would be. I think you're the tank.

[Shane]

I think I'm the Reinhardt. And then, you know, I think, like, Keith is the. The. You know, he's support. He's like.

[Damien Haas]

He'll, like, rally you, get you guys, like, like a stat boost.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

I think Trevor could be DPS if he puts his mind to it.

[Shane]

Yeah. Arash is like a. Like a healer.

[Damien Haas]

Healer, like tactician. Yeah.

[Shane]

Or liar.

[Damien Haas]

Liar.

[Amanda]

I think Arasha's gonna be very competitive. I think she's gonna be Mined.

[Shane]

Before we talk about that team, let's go over to the other team.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

And list that one. Out on the downtown Dairy Cows. We have Chance. Well, Courtney.

[Amanda]

Oh, my gosh.

[Shane]

Ian. Wow. Olivia.

[Damien Haas]

Okay.

[Shane]

Spencer and Tommy.

[Amanda]

Whoa. Totally different vibe team, though.

[Shane]

Vibes.

[Amanda]

This is like, this is also such a badass team, but I feel like this is like a. They all feel like independent minds that are coming together to try to be like, this is what I'm bringing to the table.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You know what I mean?

[Damien Haas]

And even within that, like, hot dog team has Angela. And I think Angela's like a wild card.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

But a very energetic wild card. Whereas the Dairy Cows has Olivia, who is a wild card but much more, like, subdued. It's like you're just gonna pull out a win out of nowhere.

[Amanda]

Exactly.

[Damien Haas]

And we didn't realize it, but Chance.

[Amanda]

Chance is gonna be super powered up. I think it's smart.

[Damien Haas]

That can be competitive too.

[Amanda]

I think it's smart that they split Chance up with Angela a Rasha, because I feel like that's going to cause some amazing.

[Shane]

Chance and Angela. That could be the beef of the games.

[Damien Haas]

It actually could be dog.

[Shane]

It could be the hot dog. That's kind of what I'm also thinking. I'm like, what are the rivalries we're going to see? And Angela and Chance is pretty crazy.

[Damien Haas]

They can be on the same team and there's going to be a rivalry. Like, it'll show up and be like, all right, everybody. Like, we're going to try to win this game together. And angel will be like, no, fuck you. I'm going to do the most. You'll be like, bitch. And then.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly.

[Damien Haas]

Can I ask you a personal question?

[Shane]

Oh, whoa.

[Damien Haas]

Have you pooped today? No. I'm kidding. You and Courtney, different teams?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

How's that gonna be?

[Amanda]

Whoa. What?

[Shane]

I don't know. We've. We've faced off against each other plenty of times in summer games. I will say Courtney. Courtney is a. Like, she's a killer in game. She's a killer really well. Always did really well in a lot of the physical games. So with some of these mind games, I'm gonna be curious. I think she'll do really well as also, I don't know all the games. And I also know, like, with. With these games and how we do stuff nowadays, like, it's. It's going to be tricky. Right. I don't think the. The how to win is going to be a clear cut thing. I don't either, so.

[Amanda]

But will you guys go to bed angry. That's what I want to know.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

We're going to leave it in the high school.

[Amanda]

Wow. Well done.

[Shane]

What happens in high school stays in high school.

[Amanda]

Stays in high school. I wish that was the truth. But it's not the only for you guys.

[Damien Haas]

As the only unmarried person here, I think sometimes going to bed angry is okay. You don't have to force a resolution just because it's nighttime. Just know that you will be okay at some point, and there's trust there.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

Fair.

[Damien Haas]

You guys are gonna both.

[Shane]

I will say, when it comes to. When it comes to our games videos and summer games, I don't hold back in the video. I'm like, I'm. I'm all in. I know I'm gonna get angry, but as soon as we cut, I'm like, oh, I laugh it off.

[Amanda]

Except for that one time.

[Shane]

Except for that one time.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Where you threw me over a wall.

[Damien Haas]

You're like, werewolf.

[Amanda]

Nice work.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Unless it's werewolf. No, I laugh immediately after werewolf.

[Amanda]

No, I'm just kidding.

[Damien Haas]

Will Summer Games be leaked early this time? And will it be by Keith?

[Shane]

Has it been leaked already? Has it been leaked?

[Damien Haas]

We're recording this in the past, and it's happened a lot.

[Shane]

Oh, we. Cause, yeah, we have not. We still have a little bit of time before the games begin.

[Amanda]

Do we want to predict if it'll get leaked?

[Shane]

I. I have faith. I have faith it's not gonna get leaked.

[Amanda]

I don't think it'll get. And the production.

[Shane]

The production team in this room is really hopeful that that bet will come true.

[Amanda]

I don't think it'll get leaked, but I will be wearing this sweatshirt every day out in public. What?

[Shane]

I think if someone leaks it, I think we're gonna finally see Rachel kill someone.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

And I've been waiting for that. You know, every. Shane guesses everything I learned about Rachel, I'm like, I think she could kill a man.

[Amanda]

And you know what I think she would do? She'd run over them with her car and go, whoops.

[Shane]

She'd be like, yeah, so. So I. I had to do that.

[Amanda]

So I had to do it for the better of the company. The company is safe, and that's all that matters.

[Shane]

You suddenly, like, did you just make her the.

[Damien Haas]

The. God, I forgot her name. The Angela. God damn it. Sorry. Never mind. Lumen lady.

[Amanda]

Who?

[Shane]

Oh, from severance.

[Damien Haas]

Mrs. Severance. Like, that's Rachel. I must do it for the company.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's Rachel.

[Shane]

I think I think if someone leaks it, they're gonna suddenly see on the schedule, like, scheduled for next week, your death. And Rachel's gonna be like, hey, did you see the. I made that. Put that on the calendar. You're gonna die.

[Amanda]

Yeah. You're gonna die.

[Damien Haas]

It's the Death in the City.

[Shane]

Yeah. I don't think it's gonna get leaked. I don't.

[Amanda]

I don't either.

[Shane]

They're taking a lot of precautions this year.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

They're making sure it's not gonna be tight.

[Damien Haas]

They made sure to log into Keith's auto, pay for his cell phone. Skip a month.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Oh, God. Okay. Who. Who do we think? I don't. I don't know if there's gonna be awards for, like, MVP or something, but who do you think is going to be maybe, like, a dark horse MVP this year? Who do you see being, like, a.

[Damien Haas]

Too many options.

[Shane]

I think Chance could do really well, but Chance is also so competitive that it's like, is he gonna get in his head? Is he gonna be able to stay focused?

[Damien Haas]

Will it be a personal thing where he's also being Angela than Shane?

[Shane]

See, with all these, like, mind games and stuff, I could see. I could see. Oddly, I think Trevor could be a. I could. I think he could crush.

[Amanda]

I think Trevor, Although sometimes he gets overwhelmed. Like when too many people are on him that he retreats.

[Damien Haas]

And I think that's going to be on his team, though. Like, is his team going to support him and give him that?

[Shane]

I'll support him. I'm going to support him because, like, make sure he's fine.

[Amanda]

Okay, well, we'll see about that.

[Damien Haas]

He's like. He's also been training, like, physically a lot, so he's, like, incredibly physically fit. He's got the reach and is, like. As long as he's able to, like, have that support from teammates, he really could be an mp.

[Shane]

Yeah. And one of the games, I think, is punching. Yeah, Just go back and forth punching.

[Damien Haas]

Who can punch the highest?

[Shane]

Yeah. It's the thing where you put two knives in the ground and you have your back heel on it and you can't move from that spot. You just take turns punching each other.

[Damien Haas]

Absolutely.

[Shane]

You never heard about that?

[Amanda]

No. I'd love to play.

[Shane]

No, you've clearly never watched.

[Damien Haas]

Yu.

[Shane]

Yu.

[Amanda]

Hakusho don't understand what you say.

[Damien Haas]

Karameshi is a spirit detective, basically.

[Amanda]

Where are we?

[Shane]

He dies in the first episode, and then he becomes a spirit detective.

[Amanda]

Wow. Spoiler alert.

[Damien Haas]

No, no, because he goes back to the human World. And he lives between the two. And now he fights ghosts with other summer games.

[Shane]

Yu. Yu Hakusho.

[Amanda]

What are we talking about?

[Shane]

Well, Yu. Yu Hakusho's in high school.

[Damien Haas]

Is it too late to change?

[Amanda]

What are we discussing here?

[Damien Haas]

Yusuke Urameshi Kuwabara. You would love. Love him.

[Shane]

Actually, there's a live action. There's a live action series on Netflix of Yu. Yu Hakusho. And you should watch it.

[Amanda]

What is it called?

[Damien Haas]

I don't know if we should. I don't think we should have that one. That'd be Amanda watching that.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

Why?

[Damien Haas]

It's not as good as the anime.

[Amanda]

Well, what is it called?

[Shane]

Yu. Yu Hakusho. Yeah, but it's a little more palatable. It's just shorter.

[Damien Haas]

I don't think it's very good.

[Amanda]

So am I. Am I watching it or am I not watching it?

[Damien Haas]

If you're gonna. If I'm gonna use my one, like, hey, Amanda, we should watch this card. It's. No, not gonna be on that.

[Amanda]

You can use multiple. Hey, you should watch this card either.

[Shane]

There's other animes you'd like more.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Did you watch the live action One Piece?

[Amanda]

I watched two episodes.

[Damien Haas]

That one is so good.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it was really intense.

[Shane]

Watch that one.

[Amanda]

And I liked it.

[Shane]

Yeah, I love it.

[Damien Haas]

It knows what it is.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

And that's.

[Shane]

It insists upon itself.

[Damien Haas]

In high school, instead of doing my distance learning work, I found bootleg ripped copies of Naruto and Bleach, and I did that. And I watched that all day in my room. And then I would tell my parents that I got a lot of lessons done and I didn't.

[Shane]

And now you're a very successful voice actor, so. So you killed it, you know.

[Amanda]

You did well.

[Damien Haas]

Thank you.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

Hey, I'm really good at rushing last minute. I did do, like, a year of schoolwork in like, a month and a half, and I still got a 4.0.

[Shane]

I think smosh is compiled of just the funniest people where we all, like when we were kids, were just like, I like to play video games or just, like, make jokes. And it's like we somehow, yeah. Ended up here.

[Damien Haas]

We've dodged, like, death and failure at every moment. You drown twice.

[Shane]

Yeah. It's like, okay, we're here.

[Damien Haas]

We did it. It's a weird butterfly effect where, like, this had to happen. It's like reverse Final Destination where every car that almost. I almost got hit by a car in Hollywood once. I had to jump back and, like, dodge it. And that's just all these situations were like, no, you have to make the best content the Internet's ever seen.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Because we, we have people skills.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah. Cause it's the people skills.

[Shane]

We have a version of people skills.

[Amanda]

You guys don't. I do. Are people skills. I don't know what they are.

[Shane]

I wouldn't say I have people skills.

[Amanda]

Yeah, no, I, I, I took that back quickly after I said it.

[Damien Haas]

I'm really good with. I'm, I worked customer support. I was at an airport the other day and I had a major delay and I just talked to the person at the front desk and explained it was very polite. They upgraded me to first class for free.

[Amanda]

They did that because they were like, please sit down, sit down.

[Damien Haas]

They were like, you have good people skills. I admire that.

[Amanda]

They said that they thought it was.

[Shane]

It and you can read minds.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Damien Haas]

We're back. Excellent.

[Amanda]

You guys are going to do well.

[Shane]

Let. Do you want me to make bets right now on who, what team's going to win?

[Damien Haas]

Hot dogs.

[Shane]

Hot dogs. Okay. Yeah, Hot dogs.

[Amanda]

For sure. I don't know.

[Damien Haas]

I have to stay impartial. I have to say.

[Amanda]

You know what? I, I'm going to be honest. I don't know. I think down.

[Damien Haas]

I think it's an actual toss up. To be honest.

[Amanda]

I think it's a toss up because I feel like the dairy cows, I think, I think you guys, the hot dogs are all wild cards. You guys are effed up. I think the dairy cows are going to keep a level head and be like.

[Shane]

I will say looking at this, the see it again. The downtown dairy cows are definitely a more level headed team. We got a lot of emotion on the hot dogs.

[Amanda]

You guys have a lot.

[Shane]

Angela, Keith, Noah, myself, we're. We actually get fired. Up.

[Amanda]

Up. Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

Here's. There is such a spread of knowledge and skill across both of them, just in such different ways. But I'm like, is the tension, is the like fighting between Olivia and Tommy gonna be too much? You know that age old rivalry.

[Shane]

I know.

[Damien Haas]

What I know they always fight.

[Amanda]

You're right.

[Damien Haas]

Can I be so real with you guys?

[Amanda]

Please do.

[Damien Haas]

Olivia can fly. I've seen it.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I literally believe that.

[Shane]

No, that's true.

[Damien Haas]

I feel like it's going to come.

[Amanda]

Up and I hope that it does. I hope that we finally witness it.

[Shane]

I sometimes notice, I'll look down at her feet and I notice she's like a half inch off the ground. She's just pretending to walk.

[Amanda]

She's like snacks. They're so Weird. I don't know what they are.

[Shane]

And then she sets, like, half of it down.

[Damien Haas]

She gives you snacks.

[Amanda]

She does what she. It's usually one she doesn't like.

[Damien Haas]

Oh. She and I like a lot of the same foods, to be honest.

[Shane]

Oh, wow.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah, we. We'll talk about food stuff often. That's. In fact, I think that's, like, the only thing we talk about. About.

[Shane]

Hey, that's a cool thing.

[Amanda]

Hey, that's good. Good thing you're not on our team, you know?

[Damien Haas]

Yeah, Yeah. I get to be an unbiased, judgmental.

[Shane]

Do you have a favorite team?

[Amanda]

Tell us.

[Shane]

Looking at these two.

[Amanda]

Tell us.

[Damien Haas]

I'll never tell. No, I think I want to give each team a chance to actually, you know, sort of prove themselves.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

We will be seeing. We will be overwatching. Overwatching. We will be watching you guys.

[Damien Haas]

That's why you're the Reinhardt. Because we'll be over watching.

[Amanda]

Yeah, we'll be overwatching.

[Damien Haas]

Prepare for Titanfall.

[Shane]

Ooh. Okay, I'm gonna make some other predictions really quick.

[Damien Haas]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Look at the back of your iPad.

[Damien Haas]

That's awesome.

[Amanda]

What the.

[Damien Haas]

Hank.

[Amanda]

Who's Hank?

[Damien Haas]

I just hang on, curse, and say, heck. What the heck?

[Amanda]

I didn't watch that. I didn't watch that show.

[Shane]

That's okay. I'm okay, dad, you don't need to.

[Amanda]

Watch it for all those reasons.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

I love to watch Simpsons.

[Shane]

I didn't watch over the Hill and it shows.

[Amanda]

Oh, I hate you.

[Damien Haas]

King of the Hill and Simpsons were back to back. That was a 7:30 and 8pm kind of.

[Shane]

I didn't actually watch Simpsons or King.

[Damien Haas]

Of the Hill Simpsons. I watched. I remember I have a preschool memory where they said, what is your favorite show? And I said, the Simpsons. I was watching the Simpsons in preschool.

[Shane]

That's wild. And it shows.

[Damien Haas]

And it shows.

[Shane]

I also think that. Okay, some beefs that I think are gonna happen. Yeah. Chance and Angela. That's an obvious one.

[Amanda]

100.

[Shane]

So obvious that it may not happen that much.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Other beefs that could occur. I think Spencer. I've not got to seen him as a competitor in Summer Games. I think he could be saying some dastardly things to the. The opposing team. I can see Spencer and Angela being a huge thing. Or Spencer and Arasha.

[Amanda]

I was gonna say Trevor Spencer.

[Damien Haas]

Trevor Spencer's such a. I just think.

[Shane]

He'S gonna be throwing out some one liners that are gonna just start to piss people off.

[Damien Haas]

You know what advantage that team has? Ian and Spencer are both in like, very directorial positions. And, like, I know there's, like, Jack of all trades, like, Courtney. They do everything. Like, sure, do everything. But, like, you know what I mean?

[Shane]

Spencer helped, like, produce some of these games, so he's kind of like.

[Amanda]

So he might try to get ownership over these games, and Arasha might be like, no, he knows too much.

[Shane]

He knows too much.

[Damien Haas]

It almost feels like it's not fair. Do we want to swap? Me for Spencer in some of the games?

[Amanda]

No, you have to be the host.

[Damien Haas]

I can do both.

[Amanda]

No, you can't run in this.

[Damien Haas]

I can. That's why it's cut off.

[Amanda]

What?

[Damien Haas]

Speed.

[Amanda]

Are you joking? And this, too.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wait, that's blue.

[Damien Haas]

And it's red.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Hey.

[Damien Haas]

Son of a bitch. I didn't pick this.

[Shane]

That sucks. Amanda, you're bad. The signs were there this whole time.

[Amanda]

You're bad. E, Blue, mc, sp.

[Damien Haas]

That's science. But if anything, Selena's right.

[Shane]

What are you talking about? Hey, that's an equation.

[Amanda]

That's math and science.

[Shane]

Okay? Physics would fall. Okay, that's the. Physics is like, the in between of science and math because that. You're doing mathematical equations.

[Amanda]

I can't handle this.

[Damien Haas]

I didn't choose this tie.

[Amanda]

You didn't choose.

[Damien Haas]

I didn't choose this family.

[Amanda]

Damien didn't choose the tie. So we.

[Shane]

Space is math, basically.

[Amanda]

What? Sell that to Katy Perry.

[Shane]

Science. I'm thinking of, like, biology.

[Damien Haas]

I'm not gonna tell anything. Katy Perry.

[Amanda]

Katy Perry is an astronaut now. We all need to accept it.

[Damien Haas]

Katy Perry is a wacky.

[Shane]

I see sign in there. That's on a calculator. It's math.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

Shut up.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah, but I got swords on me. That's history. And this is orange and red.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Damien Haas]

Which is that.

[Amanda]

I told you, you smell like sorts. And everyone made fun of me. And look, he has sorts all over his body.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah, but what do you think Tattoos are scratching.

[Amanda]

Sniff. I know. They are.

[Shane]

They should be.

[Amanda]

They must be.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, my gosh. What a cool way to immediately get sick in a couple years. Someone needs to invent that and then.

[Shane]

Be like, oops, we put cinnamon in your sk.

[Damien Haas]

I. I don't ever want to be, like, the first of anything to try something out where it's like, I wasn't it like, a vidcon a couple years back? Where they're like, yeah, they're giving people, like, UV tattoos. I'm like, I don't think so. Like, they even know that, like, certain red inks are, like, carcinogenic. And I'm like, well, I've got it. Like.

[Shane]

Oh, explosive tattoos. Pretty cool.

[Damien Haas]

I'll just lop off my right arm. It's fine.

[Amanda]

No, don't. Please don't.

[Damien Haas]

Well, robot arm. By the time that happens. Robot arm.

[Amanda]

I have a question.

[Damien Haas]

Answer.

[Amanda]

Do people win anything after Summer Games?

[Shane]

It's just a You legacy. You know, it's like, that's your.

[Damien Haas]

Yeah. Because you remember who won all the rep. You. Who won last time of mvp?

[Shane]

I think Courtney won the last mvp.

[Damien Haas]

Okay, you actually do know. There you go.

[Shane]

And I won lvp.

[Amanda]

What's that? Least.

[Shane]

Least valuable person.

[Damien Haas]

It was a different time.

[Amanda]

Wait, you're joking. Wait, that is actually a little balloon one.

[Shane]

No, it was for Apocalypse. I. I won lvp.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, I got.

[Shane]

I won lvp.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you keep saying one lvp.

[Shane]

I don't think I was pretty garbage in that. In that one. So I'm gonna try to turn it around and try to be really valuable.

[Amanda]

He's gonna be really aggressive. Oh, he's gonna be really aggressive.

[Shane]

Yeah. I didn't get to go to high school.

[Amanda]

Oh, I.

[Shane]

This is my high school experience.

[Amanda]

Oh, no.

[Damien Haas]

Oh, my God. Are you gonna be like the homeschool kid?

[Shane]

And I'm gonna make. This is gonna be the time of my life.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Amanda]

This is bad. He's.

[Shane]

Guys, Summer Games is beginning.

[Amanda]

Something's gonna happen to Shane. We are gonna lose Shane. Look at him now. Remember his face. You will never see this, man.

[Shane]

Because after this episode ends, I'm changing entirely.

[Amanda]

Please shave your head.

[Damien Haas]

Why?

[Shane]

Keith already did that. Oh, Keith. For Summer Games. Well, I could do a mohawk.

[Damien Haas]

That's definitely Smosh Apocalypse. To get you like a 90s.

[Shane]

Imagine I do a mohawk, but I do the chosen with the mohawk. Oh, a middle parted Mohawk.

[Damien Haas]

People lose their damn mind. Also gross.

[Amanda]

Get wings tattooed right here.

[Shane]

Like a high schooler.

[Amanda]

Yes, exactly. Like the high schooler stamp too.

[Shane]

Like the high schoolers in 13 Reasons why, where they're just covered in tattoos for some reason.

[Damien Haas]

Florida. I don't know. I don't know where it takes place.

[Shane]

I'm gonna get Florida tattooed on my body.

[Amanda]

You could be whoever you want to be, Shane.

[Shane]

I'm gonna be. I get to finally be who I always wanted to be.

[Amanda]

You never went to high school.

[Damien Haas]

You gotta make sure you have all those experiences. You gotta have your first kiss under the bleacher.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Who. There's Trevor, there's.

[Damien Haas]

We'll find some.

[Amanda]

Noah, there's a hot dog.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Damien Haas]

You could do a romantic hot dog sketch. It was before your time.

[Shane]

Are you guys ready for Summer Games?

[Amanda]

I'm so ready. Being the character that I will be.

[Damien Haas]

Okay, I was born via Caesarean section, but I'm ready for Summer Games.

[Amanda]

Hey, I haven't had my baby yet. Let's just get. Let's just. Hold on.

[Damien Haas]

You thought I was going to say I was born ready? I switched it up on you.

[Amanda]

I was like, what the.

[Damien Haas]

All right.

[Shane]

Switched it up on you guys, it is time for Summer Games this week. Enjoy. Buckle up. It's going to be a ride. We're going back to 2005.

[Amanda]

I cannot wait.

[Shane]

And we'll see you there.

[Damien Haas]

This hot tub into time machine.

[Shane]

All right, see you later.

[Amanda]

Bye.

[Shane]

Bye.