#105 - We Got Detention

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth – Episode #105: "We Got Detention"

Introduction to Detention In the opening segment [00:01], hosts Shane and Amanda introduce their guest, Spencer Agnew, who humorously denies being responsible for his detention:

Spencer Agnew (00:12): "Yeah, whatever they say I did, I didn't do it."

Amanda playfully counters his claim, establishing a lighthearted tone as they delve into their detention experiences. Shane shares his unique perspective:

Shane (00:28): "Technically, this is my first time in detention. I never went to detention as a kid."

Detention Memories and High School Experiences Amanda reminisces about the harsh conditions of detention rooms:

Amanda (00:56): "We did detention full on. And it was always in the worst room. Like, the small room that was, like, sticky and, like, there were old signs everywhere."

The trio discusses differing high school schedules and the impact on their detention experiences. Spencer critiques the detention system:

Spencer Agnew (00:21): "I think the detention system is fucked up."

Shane contrasts his homeschooling experience with Amanda’s traditional schooling, highlighting their varied backgrounds:

Shane (00:36): "I was homeschooled throughout high school."

Smosh Summer Games and Team Dynamics Transitioning to their current projects, Shane and Spencer discuss the latest developments in Smosh Summer Games:

Shane (03:08): "We are a week in. And we had a huge twist happen."

They explain the introduction of a third team, “Detention Degenerates,” and the resulting team dynamics:

Amanda (03:32): "And you guys got split into that team because you guys were the first out in most."

Shane shares a humorous incident involving darts and team camaraderie:

Shane (03:51): "We were all seated in a room and we would take turns throwing darts at him. And after we threw a dart, he would turn around and figure out who threw the dart. And he could not figure it out."

Pranks and Relationships in High School The conversation shifts to pranks, with Spencer recounting a notorious prank about a teacher’s supposed skydiving accident:

Spencer Agnew (19:17): "So it was after high school, we had this teacher, and he was, like, older. And then, like, a couple years later, he died. And then we thought it'd be funny if we told people he died in a skydiving accident."

Shane and Amanda discuss the believability and impact of such pranks, emphasizing the lasting impressions they leave:

Shane (22:10): "Lying already blows my mind. When it's like, oh, you're lying about something because you would get in trouble if you told the truth."

Embarrassing Moments and Personal Stories The hosts share personal anecdotes about first kisses and teenage embarrassments. Shane describes his highly publicized first kiss:

Shane (42:22): "So I never actually had, like, an official girl. Throughout my teenage years, but... Truth or Dare? I think I was 14."

Spencer adds his own story, highlighting the awkwardness of teenage interactions:

Spencer Agnew (43:09): "I was like, oh... I was like, ugh, my baby comes out tan and it'll be great."

High School Sports and Activities Amanda discusses her involvement in high school sports, particularly softball, and Shane reflects on his interests in gymnastics and soccer:

Amanda (46:52): "I played one season. I sucked really bad. My mom basically tried to put me in every single sport."

Shane shares his passion for gymnastics and his memorable experiences in a pole dancing class:

Shane (48:52): "I spun so much, so fast. And I was like, I guess I'll just shift different to different positions."

Nostalgia for 90s and 2000s TV Shows The trio reminisces about classic MTV reality shows and other nostalgic media from their high school days:

Shane (55:35): "Reality TV in 2005 was probably the most insane it's ever, ever been. Because that was also the era of like, as we mentioned, like, Extreme Makeover and like, wife Swap."

Amanda and Spencer discuss the cultural impact of shows like "Rock of Love" and "Sweet Sixteen," highlighting their exaggerated and scripted nature:

Amanda (57:00): "I think they still have sweet 16s? Yeah, like full on."

Upcoming Events and Teasers As the episode nears its conclusion, Shane and Spencer tease upcoming events in Smosh Summer Games, building excitement for the finale:

Shane (62:22): "It feels very old. Smosh. I will say this next."

Amanda reveals a special guest in a humorous twist:

Amanda (61:13): "And that special guest is lit up. Should we say who the special guest is?"

The conversation wraps up with predictions for team victories and playful banter about team names:

Shane (63:57): "They're in. They're behind right now. I think I feel good about the dairies though, too. I think they. I think they're got a shot."

Conclusion The episode concludes with a blend of humor, nostalgia, and anticipation for future Smosh projects. The hosts effectively balance personal stories with discussions about their current endeavors, making the episode engaging for both long-time listeners and newcomers. The inclusion of relatable high school experiences and inside jokes enriches the conversation, providing listeners with a comprehensive and entertaining overview of "We Got Detention."

Notable Quotes:

• Spencer Agnew (00:21): "I think the detention system is fucked up."
• Amanda (00:56): "We did detention full on. And it was always in the worst room."
• Shane (03:51): "He could not figure it out."

Timestamp Highlights:

• [00:01] – Introduction to detention and guest Spencer Agnew.
• [03:08] – Discussion about Smosh Summer Games and team twists.
• [19:17] – Spencer shares the teacher prank story.
• [42:22] – Shane talks about his first kiss.
• [55:35] – Nostalgia for 90s and 2000s TV shows.
• [61:13] – Amanda introduces a special guest in a humorous reveal.

This episode of Smosh Mouth offers an insightful and entertaining journey through detention memories, high school antics, and the dynamic world of Smosh Summer Games, all delivered with the hosts' signature humor and camaraderie.

Transcript

[Spencer Agnew]

Hi.

[Shane]

Welcome to Smosh Mouth. Or should I say detention? I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

I'm Amanda. And we have a wonderful guest who's also in detention, Spencer Agnew.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yep. Whatever they say I did, I didn't do it.

[Amanda]

Yes, you did. That's why you're here.

[Shane]

That's why you're here, man.

[Amanda]

Everyone who's put in detention deserves to be in detention.

[Shane]

Whoa, hey.

[Amanda]

I said it.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think. I think the detention system is fucked up.

[Amanda]

You think?

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I gotta be honest, you guys.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

Technically, this is my first time in detention. I never went to detention as a kid. I don't even think we really had detention.

[Amanda]

You were way too good.

[Shane]

I never heard of.

[Spencer Agnew]

I thought you were fully homeschooled.

[Shane]

I was homeschooled throughout high school.

[Amanda]

He had detention at home.

[Spencer Agnew]

He did not have detention.

[Shane]

We. I didn't have detention. Or if they. Mom says we did detention. I just was in my room already, so. Just played more World of Warcraft. Aw. I never had detention in elementary or middle school, but I also. No one in my class ever got sent to me. I don't think there was.

[Amanda]

We did detention full on. And it was always in the worst room. Like, the small room that was, like, sticky and, like, there were old signs everywhere. And it was hot. And you were like, what did I do? And you had to stay after, like, two hours.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, do you know what?

[Amanda]

That sucks In a din. Din time.

[Shane]

Yeah, I was gonna say you're starving.

[Spencer Agnew]

What time did y' all get out of school in high school?

[Amanda]

It felt, like late. Felt like I was there from 6 to 7.

[Spencer Agnew]

Our school ended at 1:45.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

You need to get out.

[Shane]

What time did it start? 7:00am okay. Well, that's an early start.

[Amanda]

It started at 7:00am And I think we got out at, like, 3 or 4.

[Spencer Agnew]

That's. I've seen a lot of nods. That's crazy.

[Amanda]

Yeah. What? No, that's how long school is, guys.

[Spencer Agnew]

We had seven classes, and we fit that shit in. 8, 9, 10, 11.

[Amanda]

Well, school's efficient.

[Shane]

You guys were just really smart. You got done with it all. You read all your books by then. And then ours was, like, art first.

[Amanda]

Period, which took, you know, an hour and a half.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

To paint.

[Shane]

Oh, wow.

[Spencer Agnew]

Did you have double. Double block or whatever that shit was?

[Amanda]

I didn't have double block, no.

[Spencer Agnew]

What'd you get detention for?

[Amanda]

Smoking a J. Yeah. Smoking a J in the bathroom. No, no, no. I was late because I had to rely on my sisters to drive me. And one time I Wore my sister's shirt. So she was really pissed at me. So she decided to drive to the end of the block and wait for me there. And that happened many times. The mornings were hell. I basically had to, like, hope to God she was in a good mood to get into her shit car and then get there. So I would.

[Shane]

What was the car?

[Spencer Agnew]

It was the license plate. You remember?

[Shane]

Yeah. What was the license plate number?

[Amanda]

It was a Topaz. A Topaz. A white Topaz. And I don't remember the other thing of it.

[Spencer Agnew]

I don't know if I've heard of that. Never heard of this car model.

[Shane]

A Topaz didn't do well.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I was going to say mine was a black Jetta.

[Shane]

Nice.

[Spencer Agnew]

Sick.

[Amanda]

That windows.

[Spencer Agnew]

My friend had, like, a really old, like, Rabbit. Like the Volkswagen Rabbit. I know the no top and only had a cassette player.

[Shane]

That's sick.

[Spencer Agnew]

All we had was Nimrod by Green Day.

[Shane]

Nice.

[Amanda]

Oh, nice.

[Shane]

Very cool.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, it was sick.

[Shane]

Anyways.

[Amanda]

Anyways.

[Shane]

So we are well into summer games.

[Amanda]

Yes, we are.

[Shane]

We're a week in. And we had a huge twist happen.

[Amanda]

Yeah. By your T shirts. I can tell.

[Shane]

Yeah. For those watching and listening, I mean, if you didn't know, I mean, spoiler. But hey, you can go back and watch it happen. Spencer, myself, Angela, and Courtney are all now on a. On a team. There are now three teams. And we're the detention degenerates.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And you guys got split into that team because you guys were the first out in most.

[Shane]

We were the only four out in darts, which we started. And we were like, oh, this is going to be a cutthroat game. Because Anthony gets to just turn around and figure out who threw a dart at him. Turns out Anthony was not good at that.

[Amanda]

Explain.

[Shane]

Cause he grew.

[Amanda]

And I'd love to hear it in detail.

[Shane]

We were all seated in a room and we would take turns throwing darts at him. And after we threw a dart, he would turn around and figure out who threw the dart. And he could not figure it out.

[Amanda]

That is so me.

[Shane]

It is very hard.

[Amanda]

Of course it's hard. Also, you're throwing darts at him. Who greenlit.

[Shane]

I know. Well, they're Velcro. He had a gigantic, gigantic felt.

[Amanda]

It was Velcro.

[Shane]

I will say. Yeah, it's very hard. There were a couple where I was like, okay, he can get a general idea.

[Spencer Agnew]

We gave him 5050 like four times. And I think he missed. Like, statistically, it was like.

[Shane]

It was kind of impressive.

[Spencer Agnew]

It was almost you. But we were Worried about the optics of throwing darts at a pregnant lady.

[Amanda]

Oh, it would have been fine. It would have just made it your back.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So you hit the back.

[Spencer Agnew]

You're pregnant. You're bringing the front. Yeah.

[Shane]

Helping it along.

[Spencer Agnew]

We're letting some air out.

[Amanda]

Like a contraction.

[Spencer Agnew]

So, like, realistic. Like air holes.

[Amanda]

Exactly. Why did you guys put me in? Put me in.

[Shane]

That's. He was. He was the producer. I. I didn't know anything. I didn't know anything about this.

[Amanda]

You were the producer, which is very exciting.

[Shane]

How's it. Has it been turned? How's it.

[Spencer Agnew]

How's it going?

[Shane]

Yeah. How's summer games going?

[Spencer Agnew]

Dude, Honestly, I mean, we had. We had an awesome team. We've been working on this for a while. You know, I was like, I feel like I shouldn't be in it because. Cause I'm like. Cause, you know, because I've been. I've been doing a lot, but, like, there's so much stuff that we couldn't plan for that just kind of emerges naturally, and it's. It's been amazing so far.

[Amanda]

Well, you didn't know. So you guys did not plan on the third team? You had no idea who would get on the third team?

[Spencer Agnew]

We didn't know who would get on the third team. I knew about the plans for a third team, but it was truly like, there were so many different iterations of what this could look like. Like, one we were thinking about, like, you know, what if there were no teams? Like, it was just every person for themselves for summer games. And it's just like, you know, everyone's like. But then, you know, we love the team aspect so much, and it's like, how can we evolve that?

[Shane]

I love three teams changes things up quite a bit. There's a lot of noises happening.

[Amanda]

Oh, it's people moving chairs and tables.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Schools are not soundproof.

[Shane]

It's been a minute since I've been in a library.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

But I love a library. It's really cool. I love, in a huge library, all the signs. If you're seeing them here or also in other smosh games videos or summer games videos. Art made. Just tons of artwork that's in the background. So if you at any point are able to look at it, it's good.

[Amanda]

It's so good.

[Spencer Agnew]

And I think you'll be able to see it pretty well. Cause we're shooting this in 4K.

[Shane]

Yeah. Four carats.

[Amanda]

This is 4K.

[Shane]

Wow. Right?

[Amanda]

That's me in 4K on this ball.

[Shane]

And that's what people want and look, there it is.

[Amanda]

Check out this. Look at this.

[Shane]

I know.

[Amanda]

Kidding. Movie Mandy.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, I thought you were showing the ring as well.

[Shane]

Order zip.

[Amanda]

No, no, no. Hey, let me cover that up.

[Shane]

I'm Movie Mandy.

[Amanda]

Movie Mandy. That's my name.

[Spencer Agnew]

I didn't realize. That's so cute.

[Amanda]

Isn't that so cute? And I am not on any team. I'm on my own team. Yeah, I'm, you know, I'm the person at the front desk who checks you in, knows your whole life story, knows your parents, knows when you were sick.

[Spencer Agnew]

Because you've even better. Good.

[Amanda]

Exactly. Follows you in the hall, asks if you have a pass, even though that's not our job.

[Shane]

Right.

[Amanda]

Annoys the principal.

[Shane]

Sure.

[Amanda]

That's my job.

[Shane]

Sure.

[Amanda]

That's me.

[Shane]

Yeah, but you had to miss so much that the first, like, few games.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Shane]

Because, you know, you can't run.

[Spencer Agnew]

You can't run when you have a baby.

[Shane]

We did all our physical stuff. We got that all out of the way.

[Spencer Agnew]

Did you get mad, fomo?

[Amanda]

I did. I got mad.

[Shane]

We had so much fun.

[Spencer Agnew]

What did you even do yesterday?

[Amanda]

Nothing. I sat down and looked at old Smosh videos.

[Shane]

You just watched Smosh all day.

[Amanda]

And then I watched a lot of fan compilations, mostly ones of us.

[Spencer Agnew]

I was gonna say, I don't think.

[Shane]

The one that starts with Spencer being like, I miss Amanda.

[Spencer Agnew]

Because I said that. I said that. Yeah, I said that yesterday to Shane. He was like, oh, another one for the compilation. I'm like, you think life's just, like, for compilations, bro. Okay, I can't just express myself.

[Shane]

It's fair.

[Spencer Agnew]

It's just I pulled Shane aside and was like, bro, like, I'm trying to be real with you.

[Amanda]

That's so sweet.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, no, it actually.

[Shane]

Yeah, you know, I'm gonna shut up.

[Amanda]

When you're in school, you get vulnerable and you get real.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah. Especially study hall when you're in detention.

[Spencer Agnew]

I mean, have you seen the film Breakfast Club?

[Shane]

I've heard of it. No, I'm just kidding. I've seen it. You. I've seen.

[Amanda]

I was going to say, you better get in a car and you better go home.

[Shane]

Scene Breakfast Club. Okay.

[Spencer Agnew]

You better. So, you know, for your. For your teacher. I was thinking, like, are you more of like the, you know, like the front office ladies in Greece who, like. Who plays the.

[Amanda]

Oh, the old lady who's like, I want to go la la la.

[Spencer Agnew]

Or the lady in Ferris Bueller's Day off who's like, they think he's a righteous Dude. Oh, yeah. Like, I think that's like.

[Amanda]

I think the other lady in Greece is so funny when she's like, I'm gonna rip em.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah. No, those front ladies in Greece are so good.

[Amanda]

So I'm different. I'm like sunshine, but I'm also evil inside.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, okay.

[Amanda]

You know what I mean? It's my mission to make your guys lives miserable.

[Shane]

Good.

[Amanda]

Because the school needs me to do that.

[Shane]

That's what they pay you for.

[Amanda]

They didn't ask me to do it, but they did ask me to do it.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Very cool.

[Amanda]

That's me.

[Shane]

Solid.

[Amanda]

Yeah. So you guys are on separate teams?

[Shane]

No, we're on the same team now.

[Amanda]

So you guys are on the same team?

[Shane]

We started on separate team.

[Amanda]

There's three teams. How. How was that when all three teams got dispersed?

[Shane]

Well, it's. It's so recent.

[Spencer Agnew]

It's so fresh. Really.

[Shane]

I hardly know my teammates now. I mean, Angela, Spencer, Courtney. I've only spent a little bit of time with them.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Courtney and Spencer were on different. They were on a different team for most of the week. So I just don't know who they are.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah. So Court and I have the rapport, but, you know, they're just getting to know Shane for the first time.

[Shane]

And you know, oddly enough, I think my biggest rivalry now is. Is with Angela because she. She is the reason I ended up on this detention team. She completely threw me under the bus.

[Amanda]

Explain that.

[Shane]

So. So in darts, I was. I was killing it, right?

[Amanda]

Were.

[Shane]

I was fooling Anthony every step of the way.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

He was never going to pick me up. I threw a dart really hard. It bounced off the wall and hit him in the face, which is impressive.

[Amanda]

This is so sad to me.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Shane]

But it's very cool because of that. Anthony would have no idea where this dart came from. He turns around and Angela walks up. She's already been out. Right. So she's on the side of the.

[Amanda]

I heard that she was kind of like coming out strong.

[Shane]

She walks up to my desk and starts just like badmouthing me, being like, look at that. You hit him in the face. And I was like, wow, she's on my team. We're on the hot dog.

[Amanda]

Oh, so that doesn't make sense.

[Spencer Agnew]

So.

[Shane]

No, it makes no sense.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

And here's the thing. It's so blatant, it's so ridiculous that I think people are gonna think it's rigged. It's not. She recognizes in the moment what she's doing.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And stops. And even after we were done filming. She was like, I'm so sorry.

[Amanda]

Well, she likes to badmouth you often.

[Shane]

She just has no self control.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think she had been waiting the entire thing because, like, you know, them being on the same team kind of, you know, there is no space to badmouth your teammates. That's just not a good.

[Shane]

I know. So she let it all out. Right.

[Amanda]

Oh, and because of that, we need to go to this ad right now.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. AD okay, we're back. Wow, those frames.

[Amanda]

I. My mom has one. My grandmother has one.

[Shane]

We're done with the ad.

[Amanda]

Thanks.

[Shane]

You're not getting paid. We're back to our time.

[Amanda]

No wonder why Angela badmouths you. Okay, continue.

[Spencer Agnew]

That's pretty much it.

[Shane]

Yeah. She threw me under the bus, so.

[Amanda]

Okay, so your own teammate threw you under the bus.

[Shane]

Yeah. And I'm. I'm pissed.

[Amanda]

And now you are both on a new team together.

[Shane]

We're both on a new team and now we're with Spencer and Courtney.

[Amanda]

So I remember the first smoshmouse that we did to present summer games. We had a bit of predictions.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And I think we said that Angela and Chance would be rivals. Did that occur yesterday?

[Shane]

They've definitely been rivals. So where I think their rivalry was was most intense. Where I think a lot of the rivalry was very intense was the physical games was penalty, which was right off the bat. And that. That was a. That was a hot way to start because we start off with like sprinting full speed, jumping as high as we can and throwing a football as far as we can.

[Amanda]

I heard you jumped high.

[Shane]

I jumped. Did someone say I jumped high?

[Amanda]

Yeah, someone, actually. That was like the first thing they said. They didn't even say hi, Amanda. They said jumped high.

[Shane]

Really?

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, I think they said hi. And she heard Shane jump high.

[Shane]

Yeah, I heard Shane jump high.

[Spencer Agnew]

No, the physical stuff was really scary for me.

[Shane]

Really?

[Spencer Agnew]

I think, like, because I was really anticipating, like, oh, like we'll do like, you know, some people go really slow on purpose. Like, well, everyone was just like, immediately, I'm going to try as hard as I can.

[Shane]

Well, that's what made most sense to us. We did the math and we were like, look, I know getting seventh gets you a lot of points, so you can hope to get lucky and get that. But if we all go as hard as we can, there's a chance one of us will just manage to land on seventh. And that worked in our favor.

[Spencer Agnew]

It's like, what if I try really hard but I'm not that good?

[Shane]

That's Kind of our logic. Okay, that was kind of our logic because when I did the jump, I was like, all right, I jumped as high as I can. There's a lot of people who are taller than me and all this stuff. So I'm like, I think I might land in seventh. And I was right.

[Spencer Agnew]

I was. I was giving it, like, probably 70% on each of those. And now I regret.

[Amanda]

How come you didn't do the rest of the.

[Shane]

Yeah, sure. You're definitely giving 70%.

[Spencer Agnew]

I was thinking I was giving, like, 70. No, like. Like, I legitimately think I could. I could have run faster, bro.

[Shane]

You think you could run faster?

[Spencer Agnew]

And I bet you.

[Amanda]

How are you holding back?

[Spencer Agnew]

Because I was thinking, you know, my whole thing when it was like, get seventh, I was like, so I shouldn't go all out. Like, there was a part of me that was saving your energy. That was saving my energy. And, you know, that was ultimately the wrong choice.

[Amanda]

And you were on Dairy Team.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yes, the cows.

[Amanda]

Were the cows.

[Spencer Agnew]

We got our shit rocked. No, no, we unfortunately lost. I think all.

[Shane]

You lost all three.

[Spencer Agnew]

And then we lost the. And then we lost the. The Burning Questions.

[Shane]

Burning Questions went to a tie, though. That was intense.

[Amanda]

I heard there was some fun in Burning Questions. I heard that some people didn't realize that Arasha did a little prank.

[Shane]

Oh, yes. That actually scared.

[Spencer Agnew]

That actually filled my stomach with, like, a pit of emptiness.

[Shane]

Oh, whoa.

[Amanda]

Well, when I. When I was experiencing it, it also filled my stomach with emptiness.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yes. Yeah.

[Shane]

So I guess we should probably clarify when we're filming this, because it's going to come across as if Keith, Noah and Olivia had no idea for, like, four months. But how long was it? As of recording this, it still was a good amount of time that it was revealed in Burning Questions that Arasha was not married, which had already been established on Bit City. But Keith, Noah and Olivia had no idea. Basically, it was like, who? This is for those watching. Spoiler. But the question was, who on your team is most likely to pull a senior prank? Oh, so. Oh, no. Was at the podium and Noah put Trevor.

[Spencer Agnew]

Because he's tall.

[Shane]

Because he's tall.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

So then we were all like, well, obviously, don't pull pranks. Obviously. Obviously Arasha is the liar and the prankster because she pulled this massive prank. And then you see Noah and Keith both go, what? Like, she's not getting married.

[Amanda]

Oh, no.

[Shane]

And then Olivia was also like, she's not getting married.

[Amanda]

Oh, no.

[Shane]

Because they weren't there for that Bit City and did no One clue them in. They. They were not aware regardless.

[Amanda]

And nobody told them she did the Marvel prank.

[Shane]

I know.

[Amanda]

A year before that.

[Shane]

She's done so many things.

[Amanda]

Arasha is the prankster.

[Shane]

I know.

[Amanda]

Because she commits so hard. I mean, for months, she thought my pregnancy was a prank.

[Shane]

I. I did talk to Rasha, and she did say that pulling off the. The marriage prank actually ruined her life. She did say that because she was just certain that she was getting reverse pranked the entire time. The fact that she thought your pregnancy was not real is mind boggling to me. I was like, you think Amanda's going through all of this?

[Amanda]

I would never in my life.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I mean, that would be so many different size bellies that I'd have to purchase. Think about how many belly that I have to, like, stuff on.

[Shane]

Yeah. Like, you have to. You bought, like, 20.

[Spencer Agnew]

You could just, like, clay and just keep, like, add like a layer.

[Shane]

Yeah, just have.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. I'll put a shirt over. Wet clay. Wardrobe will be like, we're gonna fit you.

[Shane]

And I' falls out. You just go, I'm heading to pottery class after.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think you let the clay dry first.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

No, I'd be in a rush.

[Shane]

Hardened clay underneath your shirt.

[Amanda]

I can't do pranks. Like, I, I.

[Spencer Agnew]

No, it hurt. Yeah, I would agree.

[Shane]

I can't do them either. I hate them.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

No, I do not.

[Spencer Agnew]

Except for the time we pranked you with that. That Five Nights at Freddy's. Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Bite of 84.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah. 83. One of them. I don't know which one we say. I forget.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you guys did do that.

[Spencer Agnew]

But that was like a.

[Shane]

That was like a silly. That was a silly idea.

[Amanda]

We played all of five nights at Freddy's after that.

[Shane]

And then, you know, we did the prank because we knew it was going to set up something beautiful, and it did.

[Amanda]

Thanks.

[Spencer Agnew]

It brought us closer together, I think.

[Amanda]

No, I felt very close after that. Yeah. And five nights at Freddy's.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Have you guys ever been pranked really badly in high school?

[Shane]

Well, I didn't go to high school. Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

I did have a friend. I did have a friend try to prank me when I was a teenager. And this was just like a horrible prank where she was like, yeah, our friend is in the hospital. She, like, fell downstairs, and she's like, in the emergency room. And they had already pranked me a couple times where I. I just knew that it was a. I knew it wasn't true. And they're like, you need to Call this number. You need to call the hospital. And I was. You. No, because I. I truly, by this point, had no trust in them. I was just like, no, it's a bad place. I know. It's a prank.

[Amanda]

So they didn't get you?

[Shane]

They did not get me, but I was like, how dare you go this far?

[Amanda]

That's really bad. The only time I really got pranked was when in, like, middle school, when you're around in a circle and there's chairs, and I was going to sit in a chair.

[Shane]

They pulled a chair out from you.

[Spencer Agnew]

Jesus.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Yeah. When you're tall.

[Shane]

Is that even a prank? Is that even a prank?

[Amanda]

No, it's. It. Let me tell you, it was. I'll never forget it. I was so embarrassed.

[Spencer Agnew]

Like, when Shane got booed out of that dancer.

[Shane]

Yes. When I got booed out of that dance circle.

[Amanda]

When you got booed out of that dance.

[Shane]

Yeah. So I think it's. I can't remember if it's this past Saturday or this future. Saturday's Reddit stories where I. We were talking about how stuff from your childhood. When people say, like, remarks or bully, you remember it forever.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And I got booed out of a dance circle in middle school.

[Spencer Agnew]

What was your.

[Amanda]

What was your dance?

[Shane]

I.

[Amanda]

We're like, oh, yeah. I think.

[Shane]

I think I was trying to moonwalk in. Just like, try to do. But here's the thing.

[Amanda]

I know told you that you should mood.

[Shane]

I don't nobody. I had no friends.

[Amanda]

Well, now I feel horrible.

[Shane]

I was like, friends. I had friends. I had friends.

[Amanda]

And where were they?

[Shane]

And where were they? Not in the dance circle. They wouldn't have booed me. No, they probably would have.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, can I tell the story about the time when I was in third grade and I thought I was gay because I could draw.

[Shane]

God dang it, man. Come on. Yeah, dude, you're gonna get. You cannot. You're not. Because of copyright. You can no longer be in third grade and thought you were gay. Did you.

[Spencer Agnew]

Bro, did you seriously just be in third grade and thought you were gay?

[Shane]

You can't do that anymore.

[Spencer Agnew]

You never heard that song by Macklemore?

[Shane]

Macklemore will find you.

[Spencer Agnew]

The song literally starts. He's like, when I was in third grade, I thought I was gay because I could draw.

[Shane]

Wait, have you. That's. We're not doing this again. Amanda.

[Amanda]

I know who Macklemore is. Don't start with me.

[Shane]

This has been to a thrift shop.

[Amanda]

But I haven't post.

[Spencer Agnew]

Thrift shop, but I Haven't.

[Amanda]

I don't remember that song.

[Spencer Agnew]

My mom played the song for me. She was like, isn't this beautiful? I was like, mom, this might be legitimately the worst thing I've ever heard.

[Amanda]

Is an angel.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Your mom is an angel.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So that wasn't a true story. That was just a Macklemore.

[Spencer Agnew]

That was. I was recounting Macklemore's tale. I do have a crazy story that we told in high school. So it was after high school, we had this teacher, and he was, like, older. And then, you know, a couple years later, he died. And then. And then, you know, we thought it'd be funny if we told people he died in a skydiving accident. And, like, many people believed us. And we, like, couldn't believe. It was kind of one of those things that just kept going and going like, ooh, skydiving. And we're like, yeah, like, this. This man must have been over 80. Like, we were just like, are you seriously going to, like, keep, like. And, you know, we just didn't want to, like, back up on it. It was like, skydiving, really? We were like, yeah. Like, you know, and now you're stuck with that. And now. And we were stuck with it.

[Amanda]

Did your teacher go, no.

[Shane]

Do you think there are students, like, former people who went to that school with you who to this day are like, yeah, I had a teacher who died in a skydiver, maybe.

[Amanda]

Wow, you actually made him a legend.

[Spencer Agnew]

So to me, it was like, that's such a funny. Like, also, like, I mean, realistically, how many people do die skydiving? I don't know.

[Shane]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

I don't know.

[Shane]

We would Google. We don't have WI fi.

[Amanda]

We don't have WI fi because we are in detention.

[Shane]

So we have no idea.

[Amanda]

So, phones.

[Spencer Agnew]

Someone was googling boobs.

[Shane]

I don't know. Statistically, you know, their calculator.

[Amanda]

They were googling boobs.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. That's the way to do it.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Shane]

0.27 deaths out of every 100,000 jumps. That's. Statistically, that's safe as fuck. That's. Actually, I've heard skydiving is not as.

[Amanda]

Dangerous, but they just said nine people died in 2020.

[Shane]

But a lot of people skydive every year.

[Amanda]

Not me.

[Spencer Agnew]

So here's. Here's the. Here's the other twist. We don't know how he died.

[Amanda]

He could have died.

[Shane]

Skydive. There's a. There is a chance.

[Spencer Agnew]

There is a chance that.

[Shane]

There is a non zero chance. There is a 1 in a 100,000 chance that. I mean, probably bigger than that.

[Amanda]

Odds are wild to me how many students lie and people just believe it. They just believe.

[Shane]

People just believe anything nowadays.

[Amanda]

It's like if you. If they say that you kissed someone and you didn't, you're screwed. You in history. Yeah. They're like, oh, blah, blah, blah. Amanda kissed Matt. And I was like, I didn't. They're like, yeah, you did. And I was like, I guess I'm done. Jury done Lying.

[Shane]

Lying already blows my mind. When it's like, oh, you're lying about something because you would get in trouble if you told the truth. Right. I don't understand lies where it's just like you just made up a rumor. Like you just made something up completely from scratch. A full on lie. And you weren't even prompted for it. You're just like. You're just going up to people and saying lies.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think we just thought it was funny.

[Shane]

Well, that is really funny.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, but people asked you how he.

[Amanda]

Died and then you.

[Shane]

You were like, yeah, okay, I'm coming up with something.

[Amanda]

Do you think people are lying and cheating in this game?

[Spencer Agnew]

Here's what happened.

[Shane]

You cheated yesterday.

[Spencer Agnew]

I didn't cheat.

[Shane]

You tried to cheat. I made a. I was doing it. How dare you. How dare you sit up here and say summer games. You say there's no room for cheating.

[Spencer Agnew]

And then that video will be airing on Smash Pit.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

The curse channel.

[Amanda]

What? How did you cheat?

[Spencer Agnew]

So it was burning questions. So it was like, you know, you're supposed to match your. Your answer with your teams. And, you know, and I was like, guys, we should all just put Tommy no matter what the. The question. So the question was, who's most likely to start drama? And for that one, I put Chance, I think.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer Agnew]

Because fair. Yeah.

[Shane]

And he. He put himself.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Spencer Agnew]

And then some people did put Tommy, but I said that Tommy was most likely to, like, finish drama.

[Amanda]

Finish it.

[Shane]

So you did cheat. You said everybody, Everybody put Tommy and then.

[Spencer Agnew]

But I put Chance.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Spencer Agnew]

So, like, you know, I believe I wasn't. Yeah.

[Shane]

Kind of screwed over your team.

[Amanda]

How do you finish drama?

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, you wouldn't get it.

[Amanda]

I would get it.

[Spencer Agnew]

It's like wash. Oh, so you finish.

[Shane]

How do you finish drama?

[Amanda]

You squash it.

[Spencer Agnew]

Exactly.

[Shane]

Oh, you're, you're, you're like showing justice to it.

[Amanda]

You're like, show up outside. Outside volleyball courts, 5pm when school ends, like normal people. Let's. Let's throw hands.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think it's like. Yeah, it's like escalating with the intent of quashing. Quashing it put.

[Shane]

Okay. Putting a button on.

[Spencer Agnew]

Bringing it to the surface.

[Shane]

I get that. I get that.

[Amanda]

Cheated a little bit.

[Shane]

How do you think other people cheated who choked? Well, you know, I. Okay, I will say I don't think she did this, but during the, like, running part, Arasha was like, and this is on camera, so I can repeat it is. Arasha was like, hey, I have my smartwatch. I could just time everyone's runs. And then we could just kind of. Whoa. Rock.

[Amanda]

The seven students were allowed smart watches.

[Shane]

Well, Rasha has one.

[Spencer Agnew]

Doesn't feel very time appropriate.

[Amanda]

Yeah, this is 2005. I. I have mine because I'm a teacher.

[Shane]

To be fair, watches had stopwatches on them for long time. Look, this is an old school watch. And I could definitely.

[Amanda]

No, I know you're right. But she said smartwatch.

[Shane]

And so she didn't. Because I was like, no. And also that's hard. That'd be. That's not an easy.

[Spencer Agnew]

I don't think, like, I think the times are going to be so it.

[Shane]

Was going to be impossible anyways. But Arasha did get seventh place in the run.

[Spencer Agnew]

Makes you think.

[Shane]

Makes you think. So that looks. I'm not on. I'm not on her team anymore, so I think she's lying about everything. Once again.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, I'm not on her team anymore, so I don't like her. So I don't like you.

[Amanda]

Not like your old team.

[Shane]

No, I don't.

[Amanda]

Do you not like your old team?

[Spencer Agnew]

I hold some space in my heart for them.

[Amanda]

That's very sweet.

[Shane]

Weak. Whoa.

[Amanda]

Homeschooled week. Do it.

[Shane]

Do it. Yeah.

[Spencer Agnew]

Which team would you want to be on?

[Shane]

Yeah. Which team is your favorite?

[Amanda]

That's such an intense.

[Shane]

Hot dogs, Dairy cows. Degenerates. Dogs.

[Spencer Agnew]

Okay.

[Shane]

Just based off of degenerates.

[Spencer Agnew]

Based name off of name alone.

[Shane]

The Ellen Degenerates.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Does someone. When I got is it Ellen DeGeneres shirt? And they're like, you're on the. The detention degenerates. I was like, cool. And then someone yelled out. I think it was Ellen DeGeneres who yelled out. And I was immediately, like, bummed.

[Amanda]

That's a bummer.

[Shane]

I was like, that's those high school thing that just happened. Someone immediately ruined this.

[Amanda]

You're like, yay.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, I think we've talked about it. I used to listen to so much Ellen DeGeneres stand up.

[Amanda]

Me too.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So much.

[Spencer Agnew]

Did she really she came out and she would.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Anyways, in the 90s, it was cool.

[Amanda]

Yeah. 2005, we're pretty close.

[Spencer Agnew]

Isn't the COVID Yep, I'm gay. Yep, I remember that.

[Amanda]

Yep, I'm gay. Anyways, what team would I choose? Here's the deal. When I was in high school, I felt like I always wanted to be, like, part of the goth table and always wanted to be part of the degenerates table, but I was. I was always kind of floating around. I was like theater kid and then, like, sometimes jock people and then some. Sometimes goth people. But I was never.

[Shane]

Were you ever a goth?

[Amanda]

One of them?

[Shane]

You were not a goth?

[Amanda]

Nope.

[Spencer Agnew]

You were too tall.

[Shane]

If you were a goth, I was way too tall.

[Amanda]

Those big pants did not fit rolly suitcases. How could I do that?

[Shane]

You in platform docs? Whoa.

[Amanda]

She'S here. No, I had older sisters. Everything I wore was critiqued, and also everything I wore was theirs. So if they weren't goth, I couldn't be goth. You don't get a Persona when you have older sisters. It's just like, don't date anyone in my grade. Don't fucking borrow my class.

[Shane]

There are Reddit stories that siblings on purpose, like, differentiate from each other.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, yeah. I mean, like, can you imagine having a twin? Like, I would do everything I can to be like, oof.

[Shane]

Huh? Just. We just heard, like a weird buzzing sound.

[Amanda]

That was someone in the library.

[Shane]

That was something in.

[Amanda]

Do you guys. The libraries kind of creepy out? Just a little.

[Shane]

I know. Do you think it was coming from the non friction or the friction?

[Amanda]

Did you say friction? I think you're looking. I think the word you're looking for is fiction. Idiot.

[Shane]

I've been sitting on that joke since we started.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I could tell because you started.

[Shane]

Because right behind you, I just. Fiction with an arrow. So I'm just like, friction, Friction. Non friction section.

[Amanda]

Friction. Kind of like a grind line.

[Shane]

Can I say God?

[Spencer Agnew]

So should we guys be done?

[Shane]

I did get booed out of a dance circle, but I've never been part of a grind line. Imagine getting booed out of the grind line.

[Amanda]

Well, yeah, honey, you weren't invited to a grind line if you got booed out of a dance circle. You're not allowed in a grind line, Honey.

[Spencer Agnew]

Shane tried to moonwalk into a grind line.

[Shane]

I tried to join the front of the grind line.

[Amanda]

And the woman is just like, no, no, no. She's. She's so low. I was like, no.

[Shane]

And then she pushes me back, and I do the lean back.

[Amanda]

No, you guys, you have to get asked to be in a grind line.

[Shane]

Aw, it's a. And I got no ass.

[Spencer Agnew]

I would have tried to. I definitely would have tried to be little spoon in the grind line. You could be little spoon you in.

[Shane]

The grind line would be really funny.

[Spencer Agnew]

No good. Like, what if you. What if you're like. Like, how was the dance last night? Like, did you grind with her? It's like. Yeah, we ground.

[Amanda]

That's why you weren't in a grind with her. Yeah, we groaned. But wait, weren't all your dances. My dances was at, like, an old vet center, like, where old vets would.

[Shane]

Be putting dogs down.

[Amanda]

They were putting. It was called the Knights of Columbus.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, koc.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Oh, and all your freaking parents were there and, like, school teachers were there and they were selling candy. It was. And so you were grindlining in front of them. Those teachers, man.

[Spencer Agnew]

Get my child out of the. No, I mean, dude, I would. No, I never saw a grind line. I never.

[Shane]

I wasn't in high school.

[Spencer Agnew]

So.

[Amanda]

So sad.

[Spencer Agnew]

It's like the ants march by myself.

[Shane]

At home playing World of Warcraft.

[Amanda]

Oh, God.

[Shane]

Which rocked. We could have done a grind line in our guild in World of Warcraft.

[Spencer Agnew]

Slash dance.

[Shane]

Slash dance. Slash grind. No, I was doing a different kind of grinding in World of Warcraft. You wouldn't get it.

[Amanda]

And I'm fine with that. And I'm absolutely fine with that. Wow.

[Shane]

Oh, God.

[Amanda]

Is there any other tea that happened?

[Shane]

Okay. I'm trying to think of all the tea from this past week that you might have missed.

[Amanda]

Because being a teacher is cool, but, you know.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, dude. I walked in on Tommy Narasha fully making out. Just going to start that one.

[Shane]

Okay. I will say, when we were doing the jumping, Arasha made it very clear that she was just attracted to everybody.

[Spencer Agnew]

And she wanted to climb everyone.

[Shane]

Yeah. Every time someone jumped and hit something really high, she's like, well, I'm attracted to them now.

[Amanda]

Did you hit something really high?

[Shane]

Probably not high enough. Tommy's the one that Arasha was like, I like Tommy.

[Spencer Agnew]

Tommy was looking good.

[Shane]

Tommy's looking good, man.

[Amanda]

Has he talked about his tan?

[Shane]

I don't think he's talked about it, but it's apparent.

[Spencer Agnew]

So here's the thing. Like, I know he wanted it to be funny. Like, I know he wanted it to be, like, a funny bit. Like, it just legit looks, like, kind of good.

[Amanda]

No, I saw. I told him that.

[Shane]

I was like, I think Tommy did a lot of prep, like, for months And I think as his bit was to just be buff and hot and it's like, okay, man.

[Spencer Agnew]

It's like, okay, you got us.

[Shane]

We're pranked.

[Amanda]

You got us. You're hot. Pranked.

[Spencer Agnew]

You're hot.

[Amanda]

You're literally, like illuminated. You're beautiful.

[Spencer Agnew]

Kiana and I were talking about that on the drive home yesterday. We were like, how far? Like, spray tan tech? Because I remember it's like, you know, back like, you know, we were in high school. It's like, if you got a spray tan, it was like, very obvious. It's like, you look orange, you look blah, blah, blah.

[Shane]

But Tommy, back in the day, Amanda was looking like double Snooki.

[Spencer Agnew]

Did you have the little heart?

[Amanda]

How long were you waiting on that joke?

[Shane]

I came up with that just now.

[Amanda]

Just now.

[Shane]

Two Snookies.

[Amanda]

Two snookies stacked on top of his. Honestly, don't look back at my old photos. You could be right with a bump it. My hair was bump it status.

[Shane]

You think that I had lip lines? You mean that you had a bump it?

[Amanda]

And I was. I spray tanned for every promo.

[Shane]

Snooki, come on out.

[Amanda]

First of all, Snooki. Fucking Christ.

[Shane]

The librarian's gonna get so mad at us.

[Amanda]

You guys are laughing. But my God, I was tanned. I'm sure all my sisters, we were like, all right, gotta this do free tan now.

[Spencer Agnew]

My mom, you know, you know, the tan grandma in. In. There's something about Mary.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Spencer Agnew]

Everyone would be like, would. Would send that picture of my mom because my mom loves getting tan.

[Amanda]

That's so unfun for your mom, really?

[Shane]

I mean, comparison.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think my mom. My mom always took it, but she always takes it in strike. Because it's. It's funny as like, it's. It's just like, you legit. You are that tan.

[Amanda]

But I wouldn't.

[Spencer Agnew]

The tan grandma. Yeah, sure, yeah, you're pregnant.

[Shane]

Different era.

[Spencer Agnew]

But what if the baby comes out tan?

[Shane]

I hope we made it eight months with being like, we're not gonna say any jokes or negative.

[Amanda]

And I said you could.

[Spencer Agnew]

When did I. I never agreed to that shit, bro.

[Amanda]

It was just Shane who said that. He's so polite, but freaking Chance immediately was like, release the fetus.

[Shane]

Okay. That was my favorite bit we were.

[Spencer Agnew]

Doing this morning was like, hey, you okay?

[Amanda]

Yeah, you okay? I was like, ugh, my baby comes out tan and it'll be great.

[Spencer Agnew]

I don't even have to tan it. I don't even have to dude. Someone tanning your baby?

[Shane]

No, we have this tiny Little tanning.

[Amanda]

A spray tan is different than a tanning bed.

[Shane]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Spray tan is like a spray tan.

[Shane]

I don't know much about tanning science, but spray tan is not as bad for you as, like, sitting in a tanning. Like, sitting in a tanning bed is kind of bad for you, right? Bad.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I sleep down because I've seen Final Destination.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I can't rewatch Final Destination.

[Spencer Agnew]

That third one.

[Shane]

Is that.

[Spencer Agnew]

That one that death when it's stuck in the tanning bed, when it smash cuts to the twin coffins, I'm like, that's. That, to me, is, like, horror.

[Amanda]

So awful. But that was so 2005.

[Shane]

It was.

[Amanda]

It was tanning, like, everyone in my high school would go tanning for.

[Spencer Agnew]

But do you remember, like, the. Like, the.

[Shane]

The.

[Spencer Agnew]

They would have, like, the little heart thing where it's like, you could see the before and after. Did you ever see those?

[Amanda]

You could have, like, a little thing on.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You know what we're talking about, right?

[Shane]

I know what you're talking about.

[Amanda]

And then you have the little goggles.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You know, we're talking.

[Spencer Agnew]

I was kind of wanted the goggles looked fun.

[Amanda]

You can get them from a tanning place. I don't know. I haven't been in a long time.

[Spencer Agnew]

Maybe I should go, like. Maybe. I was thinking, you know, like, if.

[Shane]

You got a super tan.

[Spencer Agnew]

I tan pretty easily.

[Shane]

I bet. I bet. I bet.

[Amanda]

Dude, not in the sun.

[Spencer Agnew]

No, truly. Like, I like, but, like, give me, like, a couple days. I'll get there. I could also get really yoked anytime.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Whoa. You're just sitting on.

[Spencer Agnew]

Not that.

[Amanda]

Muscle memory.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah. Yeah. What's Keanu doing over there?

[Shane]

Kiana's laughing at you.

[Spencer Agnew]

Kiana was nodding in agreement. Oh, yeah. I've been working out twice a week.

[Shane]

Well, when he. When he ups it to four times.

[Amanda]

Oh, Keanu's here now.

[Spencer Agnew]

It's like, you know, I gotta target those muscles. You know, right now I'm just. I'm working on. You know, I'm not. I. Look, there's a lot of.

[Shane]

There's.

[Spencer Agnew]

There's a lot that goes.

[Shane]

You're doing the lifting.

[Amanda]

You're.

[Shane]

Maybe it's just your protein intake. You just one. You decide to up the protein.

[Amanda]

Shane loves protein.

[Shane]

Do. Do before bed. Every night. Approach. I have approach. Especially before these games. I'm like, the night before, I'm like, I gotta be proteined up.

[Amanda]

If you weren't homeschooled, you'd be a totally different dude. You'd be Like a psycho.

[Shane]

You were saying that if I went to high school, I would be awful.

[Amanda]

Such a shit.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think you'd be. I think you'd be a fine man.

[Amanda]

No, he would be such a shit.

[Spencer Agnew]

He'd be so weird.

[Amanda]

I could picture him walking the halls being like, what the fuck?

[Shane]

I'd have a faux hawk. I'd be like, what's up? What's up? Hey, Amy was like. I'd be quoting.

[Amanda]

There was drawing the S. Superman.

[Shane]

I'd be stuck in high school. Even though I was not in high school in 2005.

[Spencer Agnew]

When were faux hawks were like 22. Because I was like.

[Shane]

I was like 29.

[Spencer Agnew]

2009. Yeah, I remember. Like, I really wanted a faux hawk.

[Amanda]

You can have one then you can get yoked, get tan and have a faux hawk.

[Spencer Agnew]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I will respect you. Still.

[Shane]

That was like the vibe.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Flash Thompson.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Who's that?

[Spencer Agnew]

That's from Spiderman.

[Shane]

From Spider Man.

[Amanda]

Oh, so fun.

[Spencer Agnew]

I thought, who's your favorite superhero? Why is it me?

[Amanda]

I don't know. Is it you?

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

No. I have to really think about it. What's that guy? Was it Guy?

[Spencer Agnew]

Super.

[Amanda]

Super. Wolverine's great. He just kind of overdid it. Yeah, it's just Hugh Jackman overdid it.

[Shane]

When he did get overdid it, me.

[Spencer Agnew]

Watching Wolverine cut a guy in half, he kind of overdid.

[Amanda]

Can I. Can I say my favorite one is Jean Grey? Can I just say that?

[Shane]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Amanda]

I love Jean Grey.

[Spencer Agnew]

She was pretty underwhelming in the movies.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Are you cr.

[Shane]

Wait, Anna Paquin Gray?

[Amanda]

No, that's.

[Shane]

Oh, that's. That's rogue. Sorry.

[Amanda]

Rogue. But yeah. Not Superman.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

It seems a little G rated for me. You know what I'm saying?

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, totally.

[Amanda]

Oh, pg.

[Shane]

You.

[Spencer Agnew]

You like?

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah.

[Spencer Agnew]

You leave that full frontal.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah. You like fully naked?

[Spencer Agnew]

You like naked man?

[Amanda]

Yeah. Who's that?

[Shane]

I don't know. Oh, Dr. Manhattan.

[Amanda]

Is that.

[Spencer Agnew]

He's the blue guy in Watchmen that's got his penis out.

[Amanda]

Oh, no. I don't like him.

[Shane]

Fair.

[Spencer Agnew]

Didn't like seeing his little penis.

[Shane]

Yeah, Fair.

[Amanda]

Every time you're on, we at least mention penis once.

[Shane]

What penis does. You mentioned everything.

[Spencer Agnew]

Penis gets mentioned. That's an important thing. It's an important topic. I don't think people talk about it enough.

[Amanda]

You think you could go to detention for saying penis?

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. Well, if you played the penis game.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. I would never ever be involved in the penis game in school. I Was actually very afraid of getting in trouble.

[Shane]

I may not have gotten involved in any grind lines, but I got involved in the penis game once or twice.

[Spencer Agnew]

It's a grind line of a different type.

[Shane]

It's a different type of grind line, if you. If you catch my drift. I really can't.

[Spencer Agnew]

I can't.

[Shane]

I mean, when it. When it calls when you're there at lunch and someone just goes, penis. And you're like, ugh, I have to.

[Amanda]

You would jump in.

[Shane]

I'd have to.

[Amanda]

You.

[Shane]

You have to.

[Amanda]

You would jump in.

[Shane]

You have to.

[Amanda]

Did you do it at home when you were homeschooled?

[Shane]

Me in my room by myself. Penis.

[Spencer Agnew]

Starting the grind line at the Halo 3 LAN party.

[Amanda]

Anyways.

[Shane]

Good.

[Amanda]

Is there anything else from summer games that I missed?

[Shane]

Let's see. Okay, so we had our pe. We had burning questions. And burning questions got. That got intense at parts. I felt bad, okay. One of the questions I had. I had it while I was up on the podium was, who on my team is the least book smart? And I was like, damn brutal.

[Spencer Agnew]

So we wheeled.

[Shane]

Fortunately, the answer came immediately. Cause I was like, there is an answer for this, right? That I'm just like, okay, this is what I think the team is going to answer. Because we had Angela on our team. And I'm like, angela? And I knew Angela was going to put Angela. Did you put Angela? But not everybody. I think a lot of people put Keith, and Keith put himself. But I'm like, you could make an argument for anybody because. And I was even saying that Angela doesn't even make sense because Angela has proven on this show that she has, like, all of Shakespeare memorized. And that's book smart. She reads a lot, but she is, like a performing arts student, right? So I'm like, that's not as much book smart. She's more performing arts smart.

[Spencer Agnew]

Her knowledge of animals or, like, lack thereof is pretty astounding.

[Shane]

That clip. I wasn't in the video.

[Amanda]

Lack thereof.

[Spencer Agnew]

Like, her inability to, like, discern mammals.

[Shane]

Yeah. It's actually fascinating, really? The clip. The clip where they bring up, like, a male cow and Chance just puts his hand on Angela's shoulder and goes, she doesn't know animals. And she truly, earnestly does not know, like, a bull. I was like, that's fascinating.

[Amanda]

How does Chance know that They've been.

[Shane]

They've just been hanging out a lot and she doesn't. And I will say my. My first instance of it was we did that. That video on the main channel where the I comes up and she looks at a mammoth and she goes, yeah, moose. And I was like. I was kind of baffled, but I.

[Spencer Agnew]

Was like, manny, Right?

[Shane]

That's maybe.

[Spencer Agnew]

Maybe it's like, man, no, no, no, no.

[Amanda]

There's no. There's no helping this out here.

[Spencer Agnew]

No, it's.

[Shane]

It's fascinating because she's. I think this is the case for, like, all of us is like, we're very smart in certain ways, but then there's just, like, certain subjects where we just didn't care for and. Or didn't learn anything. So, you know.

[Amanda]

But a moose.

[Shane]

But we all have blind spots. But a moose being your blind spot is fascinating.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Because they're big moose and bulls, like, large mammals. Angela does not know. If we go to the zoo.

[Spencer Agnew]

You go to Old McDonald's Farm, you're fucked.

[Shane]

Angela's not going to know what's what.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Oh, no. That means she was, like, in so many improv classes at such a young age. She never went out.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Outside. Into the world.

[Shane]

She's making up animals.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you're so right.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And that's where improv is a crutch.

[Shane]

Yeah. And then she also thought 911 was in 2011.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think that was the big.

[Amanda]

That.

[Shane]

That's kind of what I was like. I'm playing off the memes here.

[Amanda]

So was it her?

[Shane]

Yeah, she got a couple of votes. Yeah. So it's. You got the amount of points based on how many people on your team voted for that person. So I think I got, like, two or three points out of that.

[Amanda]

Was there anything in burning questions where people were a little like, how dare the starting drama.

[Shane]

There were some that, like, could be. But our teams, everybody's very chill. Everybody's very cool with it. No offended.

[Spencer Agnew]

There's, like, the biggest flirt.

[Shane]

Yeah. Which was a.

[Spencer Agnew]

Who do you. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I was going to let Amanda. I was going to let him.

[Shane]

But who would you have voted?

[Spencer Agnew]

I think not you. I mean, maybe you, but, like, not.

[Amanda]

I think. Here's the deal. No, I think Arasha's a flirt, but she does it in, like a. I'm flirting with you.

[Shane]

Right?

[Amanda]

The biggest flirt is like a. Is like a thing.

[Shane]

Sure, I think so.

[Spencer Agnew]

Chance was also not on that team. And Chance was going hard in darts. That was crazy. He had, like, four girlfriends by the end.

[Amanda]

I was gonna say Chance is a big flirt just by naturally being a big flirt.

[Shane]

Yeah. Chance did call Courtney his girlfriend.

[Spencer Agnew]

How did that make you guards?

[Amanda]

Are you serious?

[Shane]

Yeah. You want to talk about that? And it was he did that. He did that after. After flirting hardcore with the. The substitute teacher. The entire video.

[Amanda]

Who was the substitute teacher?

[Shane]

Anthony.

[Amanda]

I know that guy.

[Shane]

Yeah. Yeah, he's right.

[Amanda]

So wait, he got flirted with and then had darts shot at his back?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I should have been there. I needed to step in there. That seems unright.

[Shane]

I know. Unright.

[Amanda]

Wow. So Courtney got flirted with?

[Shane]

Sort of. He just kind of said that she was his girlfriend, and that's kind of.

[Spencer Agnew]

How it worked for like, a couple years. And like, I would say, like elementary school. It's like, yeah, that's my girlfriend.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. Remember you would, like, hold hands with them for one day and you were a boyfriend and girlfriend?

[Spencer Agnew]

I didn't even get that far.

[Shane]

It's kind of love island logic.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, we're coupling up.

[Amanda]

So where's Casa Moore?

[Shane]

The bus?

[Amanda]

Where the hell is Casa Amore?

[Shane]

That's Chuck E. Cheese when you're a kid.

[Spencer Agnew]

Shane, when was your first kiss?

[Shane]

28, actually. I was okay. I never. I didn't have a girlfriend throughout all my teenage years. I. Or I had like a week where this one girl and I were like, oh, like, I. I asked her out and then.

[Amanda]

Did you do the thing?

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, that story. You'll have to go and find that. But we didn't. We did zero boyfriend, girlfriend things. Like, I. I think I held her hand once and that was it. And then after a week, we were just both like, yeah, all right.

[Amanda]

See ya.

[Shane]

Yeah. So I never actually had, like, an official girl.

[Spencer Agnew]

Bye, Mom.

[Shane]

Throughout my teenage years, but. Truth or Dare? I think I was 14.

[Spencer Agnew]

Nice.

[Shane]

Yeah, nice.

[Amanda]

Oh, it was during Truth or Dare.

[Shane]

Yeah. So I don't know if some people may say that doesn't count, but I think it counts. Okay. That was my first.

[Amanda]

Was it in front of everybody?

[Shane]

Yeah. Wild.

[Amanda]

Did you have braces on?

[Shane]

No.

[Spencer Agnew]

They get stuck together.

[Shane]

It was like. We just have to sit here now.

[Amanda]

Do they count? Did they time you?

[Shane]

I don't think so.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

But it was weird.

[Spencer Agnew]

Where is she now?

[Shane]

I don't know. Let's bring her out.

[Amanda]

She's been sitting in the library stacks quietly.

[Spencer Agnew]

She's dressed as a hot dog.

[Shane]

We will never see that. Anyways, how old were you, Spencer?

[Spencer Agnew]

I think I was 14 or 15. I don't know what I was going into. Wait, where were you? I was going into 10th grade. So 9th to 10th grade. Or maybe it was 8th tonight. No, it was 9th to 10th grade. So how old are you then?

[Shane]

Oh, like 15. 16.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, so I was like 15 cool.

[Amanda]

That's fun.

[Spencer Agnew]

Cool. Yeah, it was chill. It was at camp. It was. It was a summer camp.

[Amanda]

Camp.

[Shane]

It was at.

[Spencer Agnew]

I went to, like, one of those, like, nerdy. It was like, the Duke summer program thing. You, like, you go to the. The Duke campus and you take, like, a really intensive class for a couple.

[Shane]

Weeks where you make out.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

French kissing.

[Spencer Agnew]

Take kissing classes.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Spencer Agnew]

Class. Yeah. No, but I, like, I remember my face, like, went numb. Like. Like. Like, I didn't. Like, I kind of, like, blacked out for.

[Shane]

You were just like.

[Spencer Agnew]

No, truly, like, it was. I think it was like, that moment, and then, like, my friend was standing at, like, the. Because it was in a stairwell, and my friend was at the top of.

[Shane]

The stairwell, like, dude, like, you froze.

[Spencer Agnew]

I was like, oh.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah, Definitely. When you're that age, the first things you say to your friends is never supportive.

[Amanda]

Never. You're like, just say the awkward.

[Shane]

Say the meanest thing you could say.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you guys shouldn't have.

[Shane]

That was awful. He was.

[Spencer Agnew]

He was right, though. Like, that's also what stuff is.

[Amanda]

You freeze because you were scared.

[Spencer Agnew]

I just. Yeah, I had never, like, you know, like, I. Yeah. It was truly, like, a frozen moment.

[Shane]

That's so embarrassing.

[Spencer Agnew]

It was really embarrassing, dude.

[Amanda]

No, it's okay.

[Shane]

I think mine was embarrassing, too. My friends were like, you looked ridiculous. And I was like, okay.

[Amanda]

It's hard to have your first kiss in front of everybody.

[Shane]

I know.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah. No, that would've. I only had in front of one guy. My friend who betrayed me.

[Shane]

Okay. I guess I just. From an early age, I was used to being in front of an audience.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yep. Getting booed out of the kiss circle.

[Shane]

Booed out of the kiss.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

Oh, God.

[Amanda]

So sensitive. Back then, like, everyone commented on everything.

[Shane]

If I had to be 13 in today's age. Nightmare fuel. I would hate it to have the Internet. Thank God I did. There was no social media, so at least, like, once you left the party, it was like, well.

[Amanda]

That'S the monster upstairs.

[Shane]

That's the monster from War of the.

[Spencer Agnew]

World that just came out.

[Shane]

Yeah. Yeah, that movie's out now.

[Amanda]

It feels really nostalgic being here. Like, wardrobe is in the gym. The gymnasium. Do you guys remember the gymnasium?

[Shane]

No squeaking around.

[Amanda]

God, he doesn't remember it. Another planet of school.

[Shane]

He's not yoked yet. He doesn't know the gym. Come on.

[Amanda]

When you go watch basketball games, you'd have to go in there and do gym class.

[Spencer Agnew]

I don't think I ever saw a high school basketball game.

[Shane]

How Much did you care about your high school sports teams?

[Amanda]

Not a ton. My mom was a teacher.

[Shane]

Athlete.

[Amanda]

Yes. She was an occupational therapist.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

So her room looked like a gymnastics room. Like, it was all. Yeah, she had, like, autistic occupational therapy. Like, really young. So she was a teacher. So I kind of went to a lot of events.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

But also going to football games was when you hung out with your friends. Like, everyone went every. Football was definitely the big football, basketball. I played one season.

[Spencer Agnew]

How good. Get out there, tall girl.

[Amanda]

I was not good.

[Shane]

Damn, you must have sucked really bad.

[Amanda]

I sucked really bad. My mom basically tried to put me in every single sport. I sucked really bad.

[Shane]

Did you not. You weren't good at any of them.

[Amanda]

I played softball.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, you were good at.

[Shane]

That's right. You were really good at softball.

[Amanda]

That's right.

[Shane]

I always remember that.

[Amanda]

I played pitcher for years. I loved softball.

[Shane]

That's sick.

[Amanda]

And then she tried to put me in track, and I cried and I didn't want to do it.

[Shane]

Damn.

[Amanda]

I can't run with these.

[Shane]

Track was what Courtney liked.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

Courtney says that she liked, like, track and field. She did pole vaulting.

[Spencer Agnew]

They couldn't put you in shot put.

[Amanda]

Oh, wait, no. I did shot put and discus.

[Spencer Agnew]

Srosadiscus.

[Amanda]

I did. I did that. But, like, I kind of felt bad for my mom. All those meets were really far away, like, driving. It's kind of a lot.

[Spencer Agnew]

Like, I would have nightmares about track meets after, like, stopping track. Cause it's like they're like three or four hours long, and you're, like, so long. If you go at the end, you're just waiting around for hours and your stomach hurts and, you know, you. You can't, like, eat too much. Like, it's just. You're managing all these things. It was really, really bad. Cross country was a little better because it's like everyone does it all at the same time. It's all one thing. But that also still sucked.

[Amanda]

Wait, when you're homeschooled, you couldn't do any of these?

[Shane]

Well, I was acting, so I was going to acting classes and auditioning and stuff. So I was busy with that. So I had no. There was no time for sports and stuff because I had to be available for acting things. Such a solo game I played when I was a kid, I played a lot of soccer. That was my sport.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And then I was actually. What I really loved was gymnastics. When I was a little kid, I was really into gymnastics, and I.

[Spencer Agnew]

Like, what.

[Shane]

But then I stopped at a certain age I don't know why. I think maybe my parents pulled me from it or something.

[Amanda]

So sick.

[Shane]

I know.

[Spencer Agnew]

My younger sisters got to do gymnastics. And I remember it like, it looked so fun because they'd be swinging on the thing, they'd jump into the floor, the foam pit. I was like.

[Shane]

I was. I was pretty good at it. Meaning, hey, cue that. Cue that pole dancing video of me from years ago.

[Amanda]

What?

[Spencer Agnew]

We should have Y' all do that.

[Shane]

Have you not seen this? No.

[Amanda]

Why wasn't it sent to my email?

[Spencer Agnew]

She was working.

[Shane]

It's arguably my greatest moment in all of Smosh.

[Amanda]

You pole dancing?

[Shane]

So we went to a pole dancing class, right?

[Amanda]

Incredible.

[Shane]

Early on. This is Keith, Noah, Olivia, Courtney, and I. Yeah, this is within the first, like, few months of us working at Smosh. And we're like, hey, we're gonna go to a pole dancing class. I'm like, cool. So we go. And then I learned early on that a lot of these poles, they spin on their own, right? So I thought, like, oh, you kind of have to, like, grip them in a way where you're gonna spin, but you're kind of, like, still holding onto a solid pole. No, they spin. So I'm like, oh, all you have to do is hold on. And so I get on at one point, and I'm like, let's just spin. And I spun so much, so fast. And I was like, I guess I'll just shift different to different positions.

[Spencer Agnew]

Guess I'll just take my shirt off.

[Shane]

I had a great time. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Were you wearing the heels?

[Shane]

No, but I was wearing gym shorts and a.

[Amanda]

We could always go back.

[Shane]

Hey, I'm down.

[Amanda]

Should we do a smoshmouth at a pole dancing class?

[Shane]

Sure.

[Amanda]

It could be after the baby. No, I don't think I can do it now.

[Shane]

No. Cause that's your new character.

[Amanda]

All right, get your cameras out. Amy, you got your camera out. Woo. Here we go. You know, the pole spins by itself.

[Shane]

Perfect. Welcome to Bakersfield. Let's go.

[Spencer Agnew]

Sorry to the people at Bakersfield. Whatever.

[Amanda]

Just grip on the whole studio.

[Shane]

I threw out a random city name. Okay.

[Spencer Agnew]

You remember those jokes that they would always be like, oh, it's like the rope in gym class. I never got those.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

You never did the rope?

[Spencer Agnew]

We never had a rope in gym class.

[Amanda]

Oh, we had it.

[Shane]

You climbed the rope. And it would be like, building this. This high, and you would climb up really high. I'm like, if I fell from here, I'm. I'm screwed.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And. And the teacher was like, you do it just get up there and you had nothing. No pads or anything.

[Spencer Agnew]

I feel like I would have been so good at it.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

So you keep talking about getting, like, yoked and wanting to climb the rope.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Spencer Agnew]

I was just good at climbing stuff.

[Shane]

Can I say a joke that we. Arasha and I said this joke yesterday while we were doing the PE stuff, and I was like, it would be really funny if, like, Smosh went on a hiatus for like a month or two, maybe three, and the entire cast just blasted steroids. And we came back. We're all. We don't acknowledge it. That'd be sick. We all come back and we're just fucking jazzed.

[Amanda]

So I'm just like, have a fucking muscle line here.

[Shane]

And it's like, we're all just huge.

[Amanda]

Merch on, and it does.

[Shane]

And yet none of it fits. It all rips off of us.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think that'd be fun.

[Shane]

It'd be hilarious.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I don't think we should do it. It's bad for our health. I don't know what that message cut out.

[Amanda]

This. We won't do the steroids part, but we could get yoked.

[Shane]

I know. It's just, like, to fast track it in three months for everyone.

[Spencer Agnew]

Like, I got to go on the Marvel diet. Human growth horror on the Wolverine diet.

[Shane]

I wouldn't put that on anyone. That shit's brutal.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah. I think we've talked about in the previous pod, but the picture of Hugh Jackman where it's like, oh, he was the most yoked man alive. And it's like, in 2005 or wherever, he looks just like a normal dude.

[Shane]

Now that you realize how it doesn't have the body.

[Spencer Agnew]

How normal or like, how great.

[Shane]

We thought the body standards in 2005 were intense.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I remember in 2005 being like, I can't believe how awful it is. And now it's like, wow, it's gotten so much worse.

[Amanda]

It's so extreme.

[Shane]

It's nuts.

[Amanda]

So, yeah, I'd love to get ripped.

[Shane]

So anyways, we're gonna blast steroids.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And do that.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think that's. I think that's fun and fair.

[Amanda]

And then we'll all get tans, and.

[Spencer Agnew]

Then we should all get really tan.

[Shane]

That'll. Okay. That makes it really funny.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

We'll be like those guys in the Malcolm in the Middle episode.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

Best episode of television ever, man. What?

[Amanda]

That's a. It's a cool show. I just, like. I've moved on from it, you know?

[Shane]

Okay.

[Spencer Agnew]

Hey, what are you Watching. What are you watching?

[Shane]

Yeah, what are you watching? What'd you watch on your.

[Amanda]

I watched the Accountant. I told you, I watched the Accountant sobbed.

[Shane]

Amanda's also. I got Amanda on a show that Ian's also watching now, too, which I'm sure if you're watching this, you have seen clips of this because they go on TikTok all the time. But Couples Therapy, Holy.

[Amanda]

I finished season one. I already finished.

[Shane]

Dude. That show, if, for those who don't know, it is a show that is just a real couples therapist interviewing real couples who have been married for, like, anywhere from, like, five to, like, 20 years just going through wild couples dilemmas. It is fascinating, and it is so raw and intense and just nuts to watch.

[Spencer Agnew]

Is it, like, therapeutic in any way?

[Amanda]

Yeah, it can be.

[Spencer Agnew]

It's therapeutic.

[Amanda]

You learn from it. You start to, like. I will say I was watching with H. And we would pause it a lot and be like, oh, wait, do you. Is that weird? Do you like that? Or is that, like something that you. And it's like, actually, what I love the most is the therapist has a clinical advisor.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So she has a higher up, and I love her. Her girls are all in her face, which is fine. But she's so amazing. She gets right to the heart of it.

[Shane]

The therapist brings up really good points, like, to these people. Now, a lot of the couples you're watching are just like, I hate this person so much. Or both. I hate both of these people so much. Or you see a lot of people who are just trying to win in the relationship as opposed to.

[Spencer Agnew]

Actually, I think it is about winning to a certain degree.

[Shane]

I'd say all relationships are about winning, but, you know. No, I'm just kidding.

[Amanda]

This is a different side of you that I've never seen before.

[Spencer Agnew]

Give me three weeks to win a relationship.

[Amanda]

This is detention, Spencer.

[Shane]

I see it, but it's great. And yeah, watching it with someone is great. I think watching it.

[Spencer Agnew]

Who you watch it with?

[Shane]

No one. I'm just kidding.

[Amanda]

His wife.

[Shane]

But it is fun to watch and be like, oh, I think this. Or I think this is what this person is doing wrong. Or here's what I think is happening. Hey, I've heard people say the same thing about Reddit stories.

[Spencer Agnew]

No, they watch it.

[Shane]

They watch it to, like, gauge if they agree with us or not. And I think that's really cool.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think I love diagnosing others.

[Shane]

Go on.

[Spencer Agnew]

You're wild. Can we get that again?

[Shane]

Go further?

[Spencer Agnew]

No, but I think that is, like, it's. They Are good conversation starters. You know, it's. Cause it's topics that aren't going to come up organically or like little things. Yeah. Like, you know, I mean, they should have like a moment, like on screen where it's like, pause the video now to talk about this with your partner.

[Amanda]

Pause the video now to talk about this with your partner. I wish we had shows like this when we were in high school, because I feel like when we were in high school, it was like, I don't feel good.

[Shane]

I'm watching. Next.

[Amanda]

Sorry. Yeah, you get off the bus and.

[Spencer Agnew]

It'S like, he's like, shot of love with Tila Tequila.

[Amanda]

Dude, wait. Next. Tila Tequila was flavored. I love New York in 2005. It was.

[Spencer Agnew]

It was like. It was flavorful of New York Tequila.

[Amanda]

The shows we watched back then were outrageous.

[Spencer Agnew]

What was. It was the. The Rose and then Laguna.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. That was the rock.

[Spencer Agnew]

The Rock of love.

[Shane]

Rock of love.

[Spencer Agnew]

I remember, like, he came to my hometown one time. It was like a big deal.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

I watch Rock of Love.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, yeah. No, like, that whole VH Michaels.

[Amanda]

The shows we watched in 2005 were.

[Shane]

In 2005. Reality TV in 2005 was probably the most insane it's ever, ever been. Because that was also the era of like, as we mentioned, like, Extreme Makeover and. And like, wife Swap. This might be a little bit after of like the Swan and just like nightmare shows. It was nuts back then. But MTV was just.

[Amanda]

It was very harsh.

[Shane]

I missed parental control.

[Spencer Agnew]

What do you mean? Like, that was. That was concept.

[Shane]

No, that was an MTV show where it was like, the. The parents were like, we want our daughter to date this guy. And so they would bring a different guy for the. For the daughter to date. I didn't ever saw their son to date. They would like the parents to pick someone who's like, this person's a better behaved person. We don't like our. Our son or daughter's partner. They suck. And it was all clearly scripted, like, very blatant.

[Amanda]

What was this on again? Mtv.

[Spencer Agnew]

On mtv, I never. I don't think I ever saw this. I would need to see the logo.

[Shane]

Ridiculous.

[Amanda]

MTV had the wildest shows.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah.

[Spencer Agnew]

With Sweet sixteen mtv, I probably.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Sweet sixteen was.

[Shane]

And now MTV is just ridiculousness non stop.

[Spencer Agnew]

Can you imagine your favorite show? Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer Agnew]

Can you imagine a sweet 16 now?

[Shane]

Do people still have sweet 16s? Like, yeah, these two.

[Spencer Agnew]

I don't think they were having them in that.

[Shane]

That was just like a TV.

[Amanda]

I think they still have sweet 16s? Yeah, like full on.

[Shane]

Selena's nodding. Selena had a sweet 16?

[Amanda]

I didn't.

[Shane]

No idea.

[Spencer Agnew]

Is telling us all about her.

[Amanda]

Sweet Alexina had a sweet 16.

[Spencer Agnew]

There you go.

[Shane]

There you go.

[Amanda]

She was in a prom dress. I just made that up.

[Shane]

Making shit up.

[Amanda]

Did you get a car? Did any of your parents.

[Shane]

I didn't have a car.

[Spencer Agnew]

When I was 16, my parents bought me a car.

[Amanda]

I had a car, but I paid for it.

[Spencer Agnew]

That's how. Did you have a job?

[Amanda]

Yeah, I worked at Dunkin Donuts.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, right.

[Shane]

I thought you were way older, Duncan, That Dunkin Doe.

[Amanda]

No, I was 14 to, like, 17. That's crazy. I'm sorry. Wait, repeat that. Repeat that.

[Shane]

I said that Dunkin Doe that you earned.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, that's pretty good.

[Amanda]

My papa gave me, like, some money and then I bought my first car.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, no. My parents bought my first car to me. It's really impressive if someone's able to buy their first car in high school.

[Amanda]

Did they wrap it in a bow, like.

[Shane]

No. No.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Spencer Agnew]

But it was. It was stick shift. And I was like, what? Yeah.

[Amanda]

Cool parents.

[Shane]

Oh, you knew how to dress?

[Spencer Agnew]

Well, no, I had to learn.

[Shane]

That's rough.

[Spencer Agnew]

On my first car, I was like, oh, okay.

[Amanda]

I hear that's how you should do it, though.

[Spencer Agnew]

I loved once I could do it. I was like, this is the coolest shit ever. But I also haven't done it in probably.

[Shane]

Well, it'd be hard to drive stick shift now. Cause you need to be able to text and also drink beer.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, that's the big thing.

[Amanda]

I knew something was coming.

[Shane]

Sorry.

[Amanda]

I knew it.

[Shane]

Joking don't text while driving. So I had one other car joke, which was. Amanda, did your car run on Duncan?

[Amanda]

Actually, it did.

[Shane]

It did. Technically, it ran on Duncan because you're. You get that money.

[Amanda]

I lived and breathed Duncan. You know, I brought egg sandwiches home every fucking night.

[Spencer Agnew]

What do you think about their bacon? I love that their. Their, like, sweet pepper bacon or whatever.

[Amanda]

I think it's pretty good.

[Shane]

What is their best donut?

[Spencer Agnew]

That's the blueberry one.

[Amanda]

Butternut.

[Spencer Agnew]

Butternut, obviously.

[Shane]

What the fuck is butternut?

[Amanda]

Are you guys insane?

[Spencer Agnew]

Are you insane?

[Shane]

I've never heard of butternut. Wow.

[Spencer Agnew]

What is butternut?

[Amanda]

They clearly haven't been to, like, a good Dunkin Donuts.

[Shane]

I live in California.

[Amanda]

Butternut is a delicious, beautiful donut with little crunchies. Like, toffee. Little crunchies.

[Spencer Agnew]

Oh, is it like a Butterfinger Butterscotch?

[Amanda]

No, it's called Butternut. It's the best fucking donut ever. That's an interesting picture.

[Spencer Agnew]

It's a weird picture that looks like raw dough.

[Amanda]

Throw. I will get a butternut donut in Boston taken on the plane and then give it to you guys after.

[Shane]

Okay? Just get it. Probably. Because it probably has to be from Boston to be good, right?

[Amanda]

Of course.

[Shane]

Because if I got one here in California, it wouldn't live up.

[Amanda]

Correct. So, yeah. Butternut.

[Spencer Agnew]

What about their blueberry cake donut?

[Amanda]

No, I don't fuck with that shit.

[Spencer Agnew]

Fuck with that shit.

[Amanda]

Not my favorite. It tastes a little too.

[Shane]

A donut sounds so good right now.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, dude.

[Shane]

But there's no world where I'm gonna.

[Amanda]

Bring in the donuts.

[Shane]

Donut.

[Spencer Agnew]

The girl who you had your first kiss with.

[Amanda]

Whoa, whoa. She's like, remember me?

[Spencer Agnew]

And she's got mad for some reason.

[Amanda]

So mad at you.

[Shane]

I'm like, what? I do.

[Spencer Agnew]

She's like, you don't know what a butternut is?

[Amanda]

No, butternut. Chocolate glazed. Those are the best.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, we're. We're very different.

[Amanda]

What do you like? Jelly? Don't. What? No, I like a French cruller.

[Shane]

You definitely do.

[Spencer Agnew]

No, just like, I'm regular glazed and blueberry glazed.

[Shane]

Yuck. Stop glazing, bro. All right.

[Amanda]

What's your favorite donut?

[Shane]

You know, I like a standard chocolate sprinkled glaze. I mean, Krispy Kreme is what I grew up on, so.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yeah, same.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's cool. Anyways, so what's coming up in Summer Games?

[Shane]

Well, fans of old MTV reality shows and game shows may like what's coming out tomorrow. We play a game here, and it's a library, so we got. Be quiet.

[Spencer Agnew]

Yep.

[Amanda]

And there's a special guest.

[Shane]

And there's a special guest.

[Spencer Agnew]

There might even be two special guests.

[Amanda]

And that special guest is lit up. Should we say who the special guest is?

[Spencer Agnew]

Can we say which one are?

[Shane]

We have two special guests. You get to reveal one of them.

[Spencer Agnew]

Choose one you want to reveal. Is this guest in the room with a.

[Amanda]

The guest is in the room. And, guys, it's me.

[Shane]

Okay. Whoa.

[Amanda]

I am wearing a massive hot dog. And let me tell you, when I put it on, I was like, this feels very nostalgic to Spud Hut.

[Shane]

That's true. Yeah, that's your thing.

[Amanda]

So they put it on, and wardrobe was amazing. They were like, how do you feel? And I was like, I don't know. I feel fine. It's a hot dog.

[Spencer Agnew]

They started shaking you?

[Amanda]

Yeah, they shook me.

[Shane]

And.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I come out as the hot dog.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And they gave me a whole bin I of props. I really wanted to use all the books in the library, but.

[Spencer Agnew]

But there's like a million books.

[Amanda]

There's so many books.

[Shane]

I will say this. This episode tomorrow is very nostalgic in ways for me in smosh. Because Keith has to face a challenge that he's not faced in many years. That was very entertaining to watch.

[Spencer Agnew]

It feels very old. Smosh. I will say this next.

[Shane]

Yeah. In a great way.

[Amanda]

In a great way.

[Shane]

It's very fun. So stay tuned for that. And then more games to come, which we have to get into right after.

[Amanda]

I'm so excited. Cause now there's three teams.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

More drama, more tea.

[Shane]

I know.

[Amanda]

And then I. More drama, more tea.

[Shane]

Which we love.

[Amanda]

And then I am going to be a nightmare teacher.

[Spencer Agnew]

Okay. Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

No.

[Spencer Agnew]

The competition in two days. That's what we're doing today.

[Shane]

We're about to.

[Spencer Agnew]

We're literally about to.

[Shane]

Literally on the call sheet.

[Spencer Agnew]

Amanda, why aren't you changed yet?

[Amanda]

I can't get changed. I'm in my fricking fun sweatshirt.

[Shane]

Okay. Yeah, Spencer.

[Amanda]

Anyways, I'm very, very excited for summer games and might I make a prediction on what team's gonna win?

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Make your mid game because my prediction was the Dairies.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

First round.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And now what you guys have said, I'm feeling a little like.

[Shane]

Okay, now there's the official three teams. You get to make your.

[Amanda]

I think I was gonna say maybe you guys, but I don't think it's you guys. I think the other two teams have some vengeance. And I. I still think it could be the Dairies.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I think that they had.

[Shane]

They're in. They're behind right now.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Spencer Agnew]

They've got some ground to cover.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Well, I think I feel good about the dairies though, too. I think they. I think they're got a shot.

[Spencer Agnew]

I think they got that dog in them.

[Shane]

I think those dairies got that dog in them. And the hot dogs don't. You just don't like the hot dogs. I was on the hot dogs. Now I'm not. So I hate them.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

With a passion.

[Amanda]

Okay, so we all think it's the Dairies who are gonna win.

[Shane]

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm gonna do everything I can to make sure the hot dogs don't win.

[Amanda]

Whoa, hold on.

[Shane]

That's my only goal now. I think that's my only goal.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

You guys have changed. All right. All right.

[Shane]

Well, guys, I hope you're enjoying summer games and I hope you keep watching it because it's gonna get more and more intense.

[Spencer Agnew]

No, we.

[Shane]

The.

[Spencer Agnew]

The finale should be really special. Yeah, I can't wait.

[Shane]

All right. See you later.

[Amanda]

Bye.

[Shane]

Bye.