#123 - Home Alone

Summary

Smosh Mouth Ep. #123 – "Home Alone"

Date: December 15, 2025
Hosts: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Tommy, Arasha

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Overview

This episode of Smosh Mouth is dubbed "Home Alone." With regular host Shayne Topp missing ("daddy's not home"), Amanda, Tommy, and Arasha settle into a cozy, loose episode, embracing "holiday break" vibes. Without the show's grounding force, the trio let their conversations meander—sharing stories about family, unfiltered East Coast energy, eccentric characters, phone spam, cat vs. dog debates, baby names, and peaks into their chaotic Notes app entries. The result is a playful, slightly chaotic hangout among friends, with creative sparks flying and plenty of unexpected tangents.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

Holidays and Being "Home Alone"

• The hosts reference the Home Alone movies and joke about which characters they’d be—Amanda vying for not being Buzz, Tommy being assigned the role, and jokes about the tarantula, “Buzz’s porn,” and dysfunctional siblings.
• They set the stage: "We're home alone, our parents are in Paris, and we're surviving however we can." (17:26)

Parent Stories & East Coast Vibes

• Amanda and Tommy reminisce about recent content with their parents on Bit City and Smosh pranking episodes.
• Amanda shares a wild story about a Verizon store worker critiquing “new Smosh” to her face (05:01-09:26):

  "The first thing the guy says without looking at me goes, ‘ugh, the new Smosh sucks.’" (04:24)

• The hosts reflect on the blunt honesty of East Coast personalities:

  "Everyone always says East Coast people are mean, but actually, they’re just straightforward." —Amanda (10:43)

Spam Call Mayhem

• Tommy describes being bombarded with spam calls after ordering an item from Hong Kong, vowing to answer one on-air (02:00-02:24, 51:01-51:36).
• Actual spam call is answered live:

  "He said diabetes first, by the way." —Tommy (51:10)

Notes App Confessions

• The main segment has everyone reading weird, vulnerable, or silly entries from their Notes apps—random thoughts, one-word ideas, character sketches, groceries, game night grievances, and personal reminders.
• Amanda:

  "When I am alone, I get these random thoughts and I put them in my notes app, and they might not be good, and they might be bad." (18:41)

• Tommy: one-word notes ("Paper towels. Toilet paper. Unlimited ice cream. Egg.") and grocery lists masquerading as musings (25:25, 61:19).
• Arasha: baby names galore ("I have baby names. Is that crazy?" 30:17), a wish list with just "iPad," and cryptic lines like "Tequila is a man and daddy, I love him." (73:25)

Character Creation Frenzy

• Tommy gifts Amanda and Arasha original character sketches:
  • Amanda: "Garbage Ma’am" – a tough waste management queen (25:46)

    • “Elder waste management manager. She’s extremely tough. Her voice is like rocks in a funnel. She pronounces garbage, like, garbage." —Tommy (25:54)

  • Arasha: "Dee" – a bob-cut hairdresser who only gives that haircut and alienates her kids (27:41)

    • “She only cuts hair that way. She’s a forever victim and turns every story into her problem.” —Tommy (28:03)

  • Further ideas: overexcited dancing girl (40:40), male nanny Louis O’ Donnell who just really (not creepily) “loves babies” (46:41), Ms. Friedman the moneyed cougar, “Papa” the advice-doling husband, "Donna" the bowling-pin-shaped constant-headache neighbor (76:31).

Wild Party Game Night Characters

• Inspired by real life: Arasha describes the “super mean girl at game night” as a potential character (20:37). Amanda and Tommy riff about people who are no fun to play with and take board games uncomfortably seriously.
• Tommy and Arasha recall joking about having "beef" for online speculation's sake (24:27).

Cat vs. Dog, Notes Chaos & Grocery Lists

• The group bonds over animal preferences; Tommy shares his flip-flopping love between cats and dogs, ultimately siding with felines after cat-sitting (37:01-37:14).
• Amanda muses about tiny spoons (59:13).
• The importance (or absurdity) of notes as random as “chipotle mayo,” “yelling,” and “hear me out.” (74:44-75:02)

Odd Art, Thrift Store Finds & Home Decor

• Tommy brings up his penchant for collecting odd paintings and sculptures, describing a haunting ballerina painting he couldn’t resist (68:13-71:37).
• The hosts react with a mix of horror and admiration, poking fun at kitchen “art decor.”

Miscellaneous Bits & Banter

• From wild baby names ("Rom Com," "Chahat," "Rohan") to water bottles marked for "sex hydration" (44:18-44:41), the episode is peppered with the trio’s unique humor.
• Amanda reflects on the warmth and unconventional fun of the episode, likening the experience to inviting "weird friends" over for holiday cake and offbeat conversation (75:42).
• The group urges listeners to share their own wild Notes app entries.

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• Amanda, recounting the Verizon store clerk:

  “He literally has not turned his eyes to me whatsoever. Maybe 'cause I'm covered in grease. I don't know.” (06:43)

• Tommy, on East Coast energy:

  "Imagine seeing someone wearing a hat about something they like and going, 'what you like is bad.' That’s crazy." (05:18)

• On character creation:

  "I would love a blowout, and you leave with a little bob." —Tommy, as Dee the hairdresser (28:26)

• Arasha, reading her wild note:

  “Tequila is a man and daddy, I love him.” (73:25)

• Tommy, defending cats:

  “Now that I've watched these cats for a little bit... I'm back to being a cat person. I got chosen. I like being chosen.” (36:03)

• Live telemarketer moment:

  Tommy answers a spam call during the show (51:01-51:36)—hilariously disrupted by a diabetes Medicare pitch.

• Amanda, reflecting on the energy:

  “I didn't actually feel like we were three kids at home alone. I felt like Shane and I share a condo...what am I gonna do in my condo all by myself for Christmas? I'm gonna invite these two people over that I met in line at this fun antique rodeo shop.” (75:02)

• Arasha’s closing note, existential as ever:

  “November 4, 2022 at 9:45pm Oof. What am I doing this for?” (77:27)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:13] – Parent video call woes, generational tech trouble
• [04:24] – Amanda’s Verizon store "Smosh sucks" story
• [18:00] – Notes app segment begins
• [25:46] – Tommy’s custom character pitches
• [30:17] – Arasha’s baby names list
• [36:03] – Cat vs. dog debate
• [40:40] – “Dancing girl flashes thong” character
• [44:18] – Water bottle with motivational time markings for “sex hydration”
• [46:41] – Louis O’Donnell: male nanny
• [51:01] – Tommy answers spam call live
• [61:19] – Grocery list notes
• [68:13] – Tommy’s thrift store painting description
• [75:02] – Amanda’s “holiday condo” hangout analogy
• [76:31] – Donna the bowling pin-shaped neighbor character
• [77:27] – Arasha’s existential note to self

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Final Thoughts

This episode encapsulates the chaotic, creative, and deeply funny friendship at Smosh. With Shane missing as the anchor, Amanda, Tommy, and Arasha embrace randomness and let their quirks shine—from familial chaos, eccentric character bits, and oddly specific peeves, to the universal absurdity found in the disarray of our phone notes apps. The “Home Alone” theme is more a state of mind than a movie reference, giving listeners a sense of being invited into an unfiltered, meandering night in with the Smosh crew. And if you listen closely, you just might find your next sketch idea somewhere between “Garbage Ma’am,” “Dee and the little bob,” and a spam call asking about diabetes.

Listener prompt: Share your wildest Notes app entries in the comments—“what grocery store items do you have?” (77:40)

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End Credits:

“I just found a note with characters in it...Donna, 47, shaped like a bowling pin. She’s got a headache...She drinks a lot of whiskey but never gets drunk. Quiet down.” —Tommy (76:22)

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For fans of creative riffing, character improv, behind-the-scenes Smosh tidbits, odd confessions, and genuine holiday-season camaraderie.

Transcript

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[Amanda]

Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Amanda and Shane is not here.

[Tommy]

I'm Tommy, the white guy in the white guy chair this time.

[Arasha]

I'm Arasha. I'm not white.

[Amanda]

And this episode is called Home Alone. Because, guys, it's around the holiday times. We are this close to going on break and I think we're all kind of ready.

[Arasha]

I think we're all ready.

[Tommy]

I think we're all kind of ready.

[Amanda]

I think we're all kind of ready.

[Tommy]

I think we're all kind of ready.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And guys, it's gonna be some crazy energy right now because we're all kind of pushing it.

[Arasha]

And we're home alone.

[Amanda]

And we're home alone.

[Tommy]

How many calls do we get from Telemarketers a day. Let me tell you. 22.

[Arasha]

Because your phone number was sold.

[Tommy]

That's right. I bought something that was shipped to me from Hong Kong and that sold my phone number somehow. And so now 20 calls a day. Let's count. We've already had two since I've been sitting in this chair.

[Arasha]

Well, you have to answer one. If it happens during the.

[Tommy]

I will answer 100%. I will. And let me tell you, I will get a call. Wait.

[Arasha]

And, like, let's try to be, like, bigger freaks than whatever they're trying to be.

[Tommy]

Okay?

[Amanda]

They're not freaks, though. They're like, hello, Tomi.

[Tommy]

And that's when we're like, is your house available? And I'm like, I'm not my father. Yes.

[Amanda]

Speaking of.

[Tommy]

My dad was on Bit City. And everyone's like, tom and Tommy talk exactly the same. And I told my dad, and I was like, have we ever been told this?

[Amanda]

And he's like, no, wait, how did I miss that? He was on Bit City.

[Tommy]

We did the. Our parents made this episode Bit City that just came out.

[Amanda]

I didn't watch it.

[Tommy]

Oh, my God. My dad wrote a sketch.

[Amanda]

Your dad was here?

[Tommy]

No, my dad was for Bit City. Flew out just for Bit City. No, they did a video call, and he's like, it took 20 minutes for my mom to be like, do I have to download an app, Tom? My dad's like, I don't know. And I'm like, tim, does my mom have to download? And he's like, no, it's a website. And I'm like, it's a website. She's like, it's taking me to the App Store.

[Amanda]

Oh, no shit.

[Tommy]

Anyway, parents.

[Arasha]

And that's why my parents were not in the episode.

[Tommy]

Yeah, that's right.

[Arasha]

Could not have them.

[Tommy]

Would your parents have done it?

[Amanda]

Well, my mom did the pranking episode, Cindy. And she goes after. She goes, how did I do? Did I do okay? She's like, amanda.

[Arasha]

Dad.

[Amanda]

I was like, it was very trippy for me. I felt like I was falling. I felt like I was, like, in. Get out. Like, falling in my body, being like, no, no.

[Arasha]

And at your baby shower to your mom kept coming over and, like, quoting the episode. Like, she had her lines, like, still memorized.

[Amanda]

She is. My mom is kind of top dog at the house. Like, she's kind of like, I am the star always and always. You are correct.

[Tommy]

You are a perfect combination of both of your parents, from what I've.

[Amanda]

I really am. My dad's like, everything's so weird. Have you seen that weird show on Netfl? And then my mom's like.

[Arasha]

Yeah, that's pretty much you.

[Amanda]

But I will say I was home and I got a new phone because my phone is a dinosaur. I don't understand how I've lasted this long.

[Tommy]

And what was your old phone?

[Amanda]

The 11.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Arasha]

So the small one.

[Amanda]

Tiny, tiny baby. Something. Something like that.

[Arasha]

Whatever.

[Amanda]

So I got a new phone, and I really didn't want to go. And my dad was like, I'm taking you girls to the Verizon store. So he brought me and my sister to the Verizon store. We walk in, my sister is wearing a Smosh hat. Like, a Smosh old school crew hat. The first thing the guy says without looking at me goes, ugh, the new Smosh sucks. Oh, I'm not actually making that up or adding anything to that. And I. And I was like, really? And I. I look like garbage at this point. Like, my hair. My mom's like, I want to give you a massage. So I've oiled. My hair is literally oiled.

[Tommy]

Are you still recognizable or no?

[Amanda]

I wouldn't.

[Arasha]

He didn't.

[Amanda]

He literally didn't even.

[Tommy]

He, like, looked right at you, and he was like, I think Amanda's a piece of shit. And you're like, cool.

[Amanda]

No, he didn't even look at me. He just looked at my sister and he was like, ugh. You like smosh? The new Smosh sucks.

[Arasha]

The new Smosh.

[Tommy]

Imagine seeing someone wearing a hat about something they like and going, like, what you like is bad. That's crazy.

[Arasha]

That's hateful.

[Amanda]

He. Well, he's just the East Coast. He was just, like, being super honest, and I thought it was hilarious. And my sister goes, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So, like, what. What do you. What do you think? Sucks. He's like, it just all sucks.

[Tommy]

Like, it's just.

[Amanda]

None of it's good. Like, I miss the old Smosh. I wish. I wish the old Smosh was back.

[Tommy]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Right? And she's just like, that's so crazy. And then he proceeded to go, wait, are you on Smosh? To my sister. Mind you, I'm just standing there. My dad's going.

[Arasha]

You're like.

[Amanda]

My dad's going, we gotta. Hey, we're in a rush, buddy. We gotta get these phones upgraded.

[Arasha]

We see an oily next to her.

[Amanda]

We see an oily.

[Tommy]

The NPC standing to the side just like.

[Amanda]

And my dad's like, buddy, we gotta get the upgrade. I don't want any sales now. So literally we were at the Verizon store for two hours, and my sister looks at me. And then I think the guy started to get a little panicky because my sister's like, no, I'm not on Smosh. And he's like, oh, okay, whatever. And then, like, as we get the phones going, and my dad is denying everything he's saying, he's like, so if you bundle. But he's like. And dad's like, I don't want to bundle. I can't do another word situation. Just get the upgrade. The guy starts to, like, freak out. He starts to, like, kind of get a little, like he's our age.

[Tommy]

And he gets a little, like, wormy buggy.

[Amanda]

Wormy buggy. And then he looks at my sister and he goes, first of all, he literally has not turned his eyes to me whatsoever. Maybe Cause I'm covered in grease. I don't know.

[Tommy]

I imagine you, like, vaselined. In my mind, you are, like, ungrabbable.

[Arasha]

Yeah. It's like, you know when you put, like, pantyhose over your face?

[Tommy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You become, like, a meal.

[Amanda]

So I am 100% ungrabbable.

[Tommy]

You're ungrabbable.

[Amanda]

But I have a big coat on, and it's zipped up, so underneath, it's all ungrabbable. And then I put, like, a soft coat of.

[Tommy]

So you're, like, in disguise?

[Arasha]

Mostly big oil big.

[Amanda]

But my hair slicked so my face is there.

[Arasha]

Wow. Okay.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So anyways, this guy starts to get a little wormy, and I'm like, oh, boy. And he looks at my sister, he goes, why did you get so offended when I said I'd smosh socks? And I was like. And I had planned on not saying anything ever. Right. Just here's the deal. You can have your opinion about Smosh always. I actually love hearing when people go, smosh isn't good. I'm like, oh, tell me why.

[Tommy]

Yeah, what don't you like?

[Amanda]

I love hearing it.

[Tommy]

We'll improve it just for you and your kids.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly. We'll say that.

[Arasha]

You try.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly. And my sister goes, no, it's just. I love the show. And he's like, oh, okay. I swear. You look so familiar. Long story short, after my dad's like, get it, get it, get it. Because he wants us to get all the chargers and all the shit. The guy comes back, and I just go, so really, like, why don't you like the new smosh? And he goes, I just really wanted the old smosh back. But you Know what I realized? If we had the old Smosh back, everyone would be canceled, probably. That's what he said. That's what he said.

[Tommy]

Okay. He grew in a day.

[Arasha]

He grew in a five minutes.

[Amanda]

He grew in 30 minutes.

[Tommy]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

And so then I go, you know, I'm on the new Smosh. And he goes, go out. His only response was, I know a celebrity.

[Tommy]

No, the Turner.

[Arasha]

I know a celebrity My man pulled.

[Tommy]

Out of his house and backed right back up into it. That's crazy, huh?

[Amanda]

And he goes, I know a celebrity.

[Tommy]

You know a celebrity.

[Arasha]

You know?

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

Cause you guys are.

[Amanda]

And I'm sitting there, and he's like, wow. And he goes on his phone to go on. To go on YouTube and goes, wait, where are you? Let me find you. And I realize that every picture of me, I'm in a fucked up wig. Yeah, Every picture. So he goes, is that you?

[Tommy]

He goes, where are you? Where are you?

[Amanda]

I'm like, there and there and there and there.

[Arasha]

You're like, I'm just a new character right now.

[Ad Voice]

And there.

[Amanda]

And he goes, oh, my God, that is you. So you're not on Smosh to my sister. And she was like, no. And here's the thing. I actually liked the guy. I actually enjoyed his.

[Tommy]

He sounds like a great guy, has.

[Arasha]

A roller coaster of a story, and.

[Amanda]

Then by the end of it, he goes, oh, my God, can your dad adopt me? You guys are awesome.

[Tommy]

And now you have a brother.

[Amanda]

I'm not making up a single bit of this story. In fact, I'm leaving a lot out.

[Tommy]

That's one. This is so east coast energy.

[Amanda]

So anyways, I got a phone.

[Tommy]

It's like, here's my opinion, but I don't really mean it.

[Amanda]

I got a new phone. You know what, though? I really miss the east coast because I never had to guess what he was feeling. There was no awkward moments. True. Really? Well, kinda.

[Arasha]

He gave it to you straight.

[Tommy]

I wish Florida had, like, that east coast energy. Because Florida's like, Florida have. I don't. I feel like I can't. Because it's like every city, every chunk is different.

[Amanda]

It's so different.

[Tommy]

Every. You know, you go north and it's like. And where are the alligators?

[Amanda]

Is that south all over?

[Tommy]

Okay, mostly south. But yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I just like. I like. Like the Upper east coast where it's just like, what do you want?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

And you're like, I'll have a coffee. And they're like, cool.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

It's not like, hi.

[Amanda]

Look at you.

[Tommy]

How's your day?

[Amanda]

It's like, oh, my God, you have mud on your shoes. Hey. Traipsed it in here, right?

[Arasha]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Awesome. Yeah.

[Arasha]

Wow.

[Tommy]

Just like, you're gonna wipe up your own mud or what? And you're like. You're like, yeah, I will. Sorry.

[Amanda]

Everyone always says east coast people are mean, but actually, they're just straightforward.

[Tommy]

Yeah. They're very sweet and they're very, like, family oriented.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

Once they know you, we're honest.

[Tommy]

Exactly.

[Amanda]

You are not from the east coast. And I. I can't tell you enough. You went to Boston for college. Enough. Wait, she thinks that. She keeps saying that she's from the East Coast. It's like a thing.

[Tommy]

Are you on that new Smosh show?

[Arasha]

Yeah, yeah, I'm new Smosh.

[Amanda]

At least you recognize her.

[Tommy]

Well, she's not greased up.

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[Tommy]

Right.

[Amanda]

You guys. Today. Yes, we're home alone. AKA Shane's not here.

[Tommy]

Right.

[Amanda]

AKA Daddy, I guess. No, no.

[Arasha]

You guys are the parents.

[Amanda]

Can I just not be a parent?

[Arasha]

Wait, no, no, no, you're right.

[Tommy]

No, it's who you are now.

[Amanda]

No, I'm a kid.

[Arasha]

You guys are the older siblings. Buzz, Buzz and Lightyear.

[Tommy]

I'm Buzz. You're Buzz.

[Arasha]

You're a cool guy, Buzz.

[Tommy]

No, Buzz is Buzz.

[Amanda]

You're Buzz. In Home Alone. Buzz is the worst.

[Arasha]

No, Buzz is the cool guy who has like, porn.

[Amanda]

No. No. Oh, great.

[Tommy]

Awesome. Then what? No.

[Ad Voice]

Buzz.

[Amanda]

Yes. He's got the huge shelf.

[Arasha]

He has a huge shelf and like porns on top with porn on top.

[Amanda]

No, Buzz is not the good character.

[Tommy]

It keeps the porn out of reach.

[Arasha]

On top.

[Tommy]

Does he need a ladder or a step stool?

[Arasha]

Wait, no. Kevin does.

[Amanda]

Wait, I'm Kevin. He's not. You don't want to be Buzz.

[Tommy]

I don't want to be Buzz.

[Amanda]

He has the tarantula. Buzz's girlfriend. Woof. She just said that you're A Buzz.

[Arasha]

He's got a girlfriend. He's got a tarantula. He's got porn.

[Amanda]

That is a cool. He just goes A. I'm not that lucky. Two, the E. The D joke. Remember that? You have a.

[Tommy]

Listen, I've seen it. But, like, God damn, I'm not clocking on.

[Amanda]

All right, so Tommy's Buzz, I'm Buzz.

[Arasha]

You'Re the girl who wears the sweaters.

[Amanda]

Oh, God. She's kind of fine. Or what if I'm the boy who always pisses the bed all the time?

[Arasha]

The one with the cutie glasses?

[Amanda]

Yeah, I'll be him.

[Arasha]

Yeah. That's cute.

[Tommy]

What movie is this?

[Amanda]

Alone?

[Tommy]

All I remember is the kid being home alone.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Tommy]

But all these other children.

[Arasha]

Remember at the beginning, it's like a house of, like, 15 of them.

[Tommy]

Oh, boy.

[Amanda]

Wait, you don't remember this?

[Tommy]

I remember the main part where the kid is, in fact, home alone.

[Arasha]

And he's Jerry rigging the whole house.

[Tommy]

Yes. And then the robbers and, like, all the bing punk. Whoa.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

You know, slaps.

[Amanda]

That's actually all you need to remember, right?

[Arasha]

No, you need to remember the extended family. No, not really.

[Amanda]

Because it's Frank. Frank's like the.

[Tommy]

How'd you say that the first time? Frank.

[Arasha]

Frank's the uncle.

[Tommy]

Frank.

[Amanda]

Frank.

[Tommy]

It's Frank.

[Arasha]

Frank.

[Tommy]

Coffee, Buzz, and all of a Frank.

[Amanda]

Guys, this is the most unhinged episode ever. Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank.

[Tommy]

You know what I just did to you? What? I don't like when people do to me. And, like, someone who's a very swee. But, like, you'll lose me if you go like, my gaze. That's one of the things that I'm like, you've lost me forever.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Tommy]

Or if, like, you're like, someone, like, act stuff out. And you're like, I slipped down the stairs the other day. And I was like, whoa, bonk. And they're like, how was it? Like, wait, wait, wait. How was it?

[Amanda]

Like, I'm dead.

[Tommy]

And I'm like, I'm not your little monkey to dance. Anyway. That's what I just did to you. I was like. And how'd you say it? Frank. Sorry.

[Amanda]

You know what? I actually, really, really enjoyed it. I really. This is. This is actually exactly what I needed.

[Tommy]

Good.

[Arasha]

I like it, too. Frank.

[Ad Voice]

Frank.

[Arasha]

It's about being present.

[Amanda]

Are you gonna put your chin on the microphone? The whole day?

[Tommy]

You immediately looked at Scott. Cause Scott goes.

[Arasha]

Okay, so we're home alone. What does that mean?

[Amanda]

We're home alone?

[Tommy]

Right.

[Amanda]

Our parents are in Paris. Cause they went to Paris for Christmas without us. Without us. And they totally forgot.

[Tommy]

Right.

[Amanda]

And we are home alone, and there are potential robbers coming in. So what we do when we're home alone is we all have our phones, because that's the new age of kids. And we.

[Tommy]

Look who's gonna claim this tiny piece of plastic that was on the table? Arasha.

[Amanda]

Why?

[Arasha]

Why do I have to.

[Tommy]

It's yours now. Continue.

[Amanda]

It's yours now.

[Tommy]

Continue.

[Amanda]

There's three of us home alone. And so during Home Alone, we're going to read.

[Tommy]

Do you like how often we're throwing you off from this intro?

[Arasha]

I think it's that Shane grounds you. And we are unfortunately not grounding.

[Tommy]

I'm not a grounding force.

[Amanda]

I actually feel like I'm tripping on abstract.

[Arasha]

I'm usually grounding, but when I'm with Tomi, I can't be grounded.

[Amanda]

This is why I asked you both to be here. And I don't actually know why I did that.

[Tommy]

That's great.

[Amanda]

In a good way.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Good. Okay.

[Tommy]

And I regret it.

[Arasha]

Yay.

[Amanda]

No, I don't. Since we're home alone, we're going to. What we do. What you do when you're home alone. Right. You read through your journals, right? Yeah. So we're gonna read through our notes app. Like that segue.

[Tommy]

Yep.

[Arasha]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Because I don't know about you guys. When I am alone, I get these random thoughts and I put them in my notes app, and they might not be good and they might be bad.

[Arasha]

Totally.

[Amanda]

A lot of them are potential characters.

[Tommy]

Love it.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Maybe a new character is someone who says Frank like that.

[Arasha]

Frank.

[Tommy]

Frank.

[Arasha]

I think that's Frank's. Like, boo.

[Amanda]

Frank Franks.

[Arasha]

Frank's. I also. I feel like I do this in public, too. I just think whenever inspiration strikes, I'll get out my phone and I'll just write it out.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So I put a lot of stuff in my notes app, and I really wanted you guys to be a little vulnerable today.

[Arasha]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And share things on your notes app. But also, we're kind of here just hanging out as we've been doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Arasha]

It's so chill. It's so chill.

[Amanda]

Cuddling on the couch, all of us together, right in one Snuggie. Is that what it's called?

[Arasha]

Snuggie?

[Tommy]

Yeah, Snuggie.

[Arasha]

I used to have the cheetah print. Snuggie.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Arasha]

But then. No, but it's, like, pilled a lot. Yeah, but like, you know when like, like, stuff pills and it, like. It gets, like, fuzzies attached to it.

[Tommy]

I've taken a pill before.

[Arasha]

Yes, you have. The whole thing is pilled. Oh, yeah.

[Tommy]

Little balls. Balls on the outside.

[Arasha]

Balls on my Snuggie.

[Amanda]

Who? Actually.

[Tommy]

Who?

[Amanda]

Who?

[Tommy]

Some girl in college that I was friends with for a long time.

[Arasha]

She called. You were gay?

[Tommy]

Yeah. And I was like, y.

[Arasha]

I really want to see the context of that.

[Amanda]

All right, we're not gonna. Okay, so you had a Snuggie that was cheetah print. Great. So you're wearing that.

[Tommy]

Okay, I'm gonna be fully upfront here. 80% of what's in my note. So I'm writing something for myself right now, and it's, like, taking a lot of energy. So, like, in my downtime, I'm just continuing on one path.

[Arasha]

Yes.

[Tommy]

I love that I've chosen a path and I'm writing that. Good. But outside of.

[Amanda]

Are you well over there?

[Tommy]

What.

[Arasha]

What is the plastic?

[Tommy]

I don't know. I thought something was caught on my arm. Anyway, everything's fine.

[Arasha]

Okay. I have a good character. Cause, Amanda, you and I kind of did. Because after I had come over that one time, remember I told you that story about the girl who was, like, really mean at game night?

[Amanda]

And I was like, you gotta do this as a character.

[Tommy]

Well, I remember.

[Arasha]

So I wrote that down. Yeah. I wrote that as a character. Girl who's actually just super mean at game night, saying stuff like, that's the dumbest fucking accusation I've heard. And why would we listen to the drunk cunt?

[Tommy]

Whoa.

[Arasha]

She actually said that.

[Tommy]

That's crazy.

[Amanda]

What?

[Tommy]

And this was. And to give context to everyone else, this was during a werewolf. Right.

[Arasha]

Or a mafia. It was a mafia game night. Yeah. And somebody was just actually taking it so seriously.

[Amanda]

He told me this story, and I was like, that is the funny. Awful. Awful, but, like, the funniest character. That someone's just, like, a bastard.

[Tommy]

I know. Just an ass.

[Amanda]

And we've all played with someone who is.

[Tommy]

Yep.

[Amanda]

And you know what? Mine always occurs during charades. Like, during the holidays. You know, if you've ever done, like, a friendsgiving or, like, gone over a friend's house, it doesn't even need to be holidays. But it's always a charades. There's always one fucker who doesn't want.

[Tommy]

To play but still plays and then gets upset.

[Amanda]

And then gets upset and holds you.

[Tommy]

To the rules and goes. You can't make a grunt. It's charades. Yeah.

[Amanda]

They got more time. That's not the right Word.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And then they add in words, and the words are insane. Yeah, the words are insane.

[Tommy]

I'm like, I'm gonna shove eggnog down your throat, and I want you to gargle it, and I want you to go shove it. I love that.

[Arasha]

No, it's like, it's one thing to be competitive, but to actually get. Get upset. It's like, you're just not fun to play with.

[Tommy]

No, no.

[Amanda]

But. But there is something. When you told me this story, there is something really funny about someone just in their. Feels, the whole game.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And. And. And calling people out just, like, actually being. Said that to your face.

[Arasha]

Well, yeah. So we were playing mafia, and I was like, yeah, I think we were like. We were accusing her of it, and. And we were like, well, like, I. I'm pretty sure you're probably the mafia because you've done this. And she's like, that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. That's actually really stupid. And then somebody else who had, like, a glass of wine was like, honestly, I kind of see that, too. And she goes, oh, are we gonna listen to the drunk girl?

[Tommy]

Oh.

[Arasha]

And everyone was like. And I was like, I have to leave.

[Amanda]

Did she show up by herself?

[Arasha]

No, she had a partner.

[Tommy]

Oh, I bet he felt great.

[Amanda]

Yeah. What was her. What was the partner doing?

[Arasha]

He was so lovely, and so.

[Amanda]

Of course. Of course he was.

[Arasha]

He was just. He was just.

[Tommy]

That's exactly.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I asked for years.

[Arasha]

Yep. He was a quiet little. Quiet little man. Very sweet. Absolutely was incredibly apologetic for his partner.

[Amanda]

Did he say anything while she was doing that?

[Arasha]

Nope.

[Amanda]

Of course. Because he knows.

[Arasha]

No, he was quiet.

[Amanda]

His time to strike is. Is never. Except for when it's like, she's probably chilled. Calm down.

[Arasha]

We got to wait.

[Tommy]

We got to wait till the next day she's asleep.

[Amanda]

And he goes, I didn't really like.

[Arasha]

What you did, so that was really.

[Amanda]

Awful what you said.

[Tommy]

You ruined the night for me, but that's okay.

[Arasha]

Yeah, it's okay. And that's. Unhealthy relationship. Wow.

[Amanda]

See, that's a good character.

[Tommy]

It's fun.

[Amanda]

You could actually just do that in Werewolf and not tell anybody. Oh, that might get spicy, but that.

[Arasha]

Would be a really fun prank. Should the three of us do it together? Nope.

[Amanda]

Nope.

[Arasha]

Maybe it's like we fight with each other. Maybe that's what it is. You guys, like. You guys are both, like, I'm actually done with the Rasha, and you just, like, really get mad at me.

[Amanda]

I don't like doing pranks.

[Tommy]

We can't do beef. You and me. Can't do beef. People think it's real. Well, not anymore.

[Amanda]

I don't.

[Arasha]

Like, I forgot about that.

[Tommy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

When did you guys do beef?

[Arasha]

No. A few months ago. I can't even remember.

[Tommy]

No, it started with knows Tommy best and Arasha was getting points correctly. But I was.

[Amanda]

That was me. I was in that.

[Tommy]

I know.

[Amanda]

Didn't I win?

[Tommy]

I forget who won. I think Courtney may have won.

[Arasha]

I don't remember.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, Courtney won.

[Tommy]

But anyway, I was awarding points like, whatever, because again, it's like whatever, whatever to remind the audience it was whatever. Yep. It's just fun.

[Amanda]

It's just fun.

[Arasha]

No, it's serious, actually. No, it's really important.

[Tommy]

Like, Tommy's awarding Arasha so few points even though she's getting it exactly correct. And it was like. And so then people were like, I think Tommy hates Arasha. And then there was like a little plot in some of the comments for a while where it was like, we hated each other. So then we leaned into our beef.

[Amanda]

For a little bit. Oh, fun.

[Tommy]

And then through that, we were just like, well, this is just fun. We're gonna drop that. So we just. Yeah.

[Arasha]

But it was all because Tommy and I actually love each other.

[Tommy]

Yeah, exactly. I wrote something in my notes app.

[Arasha]

Okay, go.

[Amanda]

Oh, I can't wait.

[Tommy]

And it's not the word salad. And clothing inspiration. And oats. And mojito. And softer. And don't forget passport. Softer. Okay, okay. Can't tell ya.

[Amanda]

Can't tell ya, right?

[Tommy]

All my notes app is like one word.

[Arasha]

Okay.

[Tommy]

Look at this new note. This one. My favorite new note. No additional text.

[Amanda]

You do one word notes.

[Arasha]

Oh, yeah. What a waste.

[Tommy]

Paper towels. Toilet paper.

[Arasha]

What do you mean, what a waste?

[Tommy]

Unlimited ice cream egg. So what I did to make this episode worthwhile is I wrote some characters down. But I didn't write characters down for me. I wrote characters for both of you.

[Amanda]

Stop. Okay?

[Arasha]

You're in the episode. These are gifts.

[Tommy]

I'm gonna start with my first character for Amanda. Garbage ma'.

[Amanda]

Am.

[Arasha]

Garbage ma'.

[Tommy]

Am. Garbage ma'. Am. Elder waste management manager. She's extremely tough. Her voice is like rocks in a funne. She pronounces garbage. Like garbage. She has nicknames for all of her employees, but not cause she wants to be friendly because she can't remember any of them. And the names are like snarky roast. Not in the call a little man, Big guy. But in a calls the bald guy Smoothie King.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Smoothie King. Smoothie.

[Ad Voice]

King.

[Tommy]

Smoothie. You know, she has a husband named Carl.

[Arasha]

She says, Carl, can we make it, Frank? Can we make it, Frank?

[Amanda]

Frank. Well, Frank. Frank's a different woman.

[Tommy]

Frank. Frank.

[Arasha]

Frank.

[Amanda]

This is Cal. Smoothie King.

[Tommy]

Smoothie King. Hey, pick up that trash bag.

[Amanda]

Wait, this is. So. Did you put me in? Am I, like, high up?

[Tommy]

Yeah, you're the manager at the waste management place. You're not all the way high up, so you still have to answer to some people, but you're pretty high up.

[Amanda]

I'm pretty high up.

[Arasha]

That's why you're ma'.

[Tommy]

Am. Yeah.

[Arasha]

People call you ma'.

[Tommy]

Am. That's why you're Garbage Ma'. Am.

[Amanda]

What is my name? Have we decided?

[Tommy]

Don't have one. Garbage Ma' am is the name.

[Arasha]

I like Garbage Ma'. Am.

[Amanda]

Brenda. Or I don't know why I thought Brenda.

[Arasha]

That, for some reason, reminds me of, like, one of the very first character pitches I gave to you, like, a long, long time ago that I still want you to play, which is a wealthy woman who shoplifts. I think you would do really well with that.

[Tommy]

How about Sue's Maroney?

[Arasha]

It was maybe at a talent for him, like, five years ago.

[Amanda]

What? Sue's Maroney Sue. I love it.

[Arasha]

How'd you pull that out?

[Tommy]

Names? I don't know names. My brain does.

[Amanda]

Sue, you know, when you have a character specific in mind, you can come up with their name.

[Arasha]

You're like, oh, yeah, yeah. You see them?

[Amanda]

Her name was probably Susan, and then she cut it down to Sue's because she likes shortening everyone's names because she can't really remember anyone's names.

[Tommy]

Names don't matter.

[Amanda]

Names don't matter.

[Arasha]

They don't matter. They don't matter.

[Amanda]

Wait, this is. This is brilliant.

[Arasha]

I really like that first one. Yeah, let's do it.

[Amanda]

I want this as a character.

[Tommy]

Arasha, your first character that I wrote down is D. She's a haircut person with a bob that's far too short and only cuts hair that way. She has two kids that don't talk to her anymore. We don't know why, but we have a hunch. Oh, no, it's her attitude.

[Amanda]

Oh, shit.

[Arasha]

I thought she was gonna be a sweetheart.

[Amanda]

Nope, nope, nope.

[Tommy]

She's a forever victim and turns every story into her problem. But she looks great doing it, minus her little bob.

[Arasha]

Her little bob.

[Amanda]

Tommy, I am brilliant. You are so freaking brilliant.

[Arasha]

I love her name being Dee, too. Like D, E. D, E. Yeah.

[Amanda]

D, E E, D, E, E. And her kids don't talk to her because her attitude. And so she cuts everybody's hair. So D. It's like, you come in.

[Tommy]

I would love a blowout, and you leave with a little bob.

[Arasha]

D and a little bob.

[Amanda]

I picture people definitely coming in like, oh, my God. Well, she's the best. And it's like, I really just want, like, bangs. And she's like, got it, got it.

[Arasha]

And it's just a little bob.

[Tommy]

Turns you around. Turn you around.

[Amanda]

You're like, oh, they don't do that anymore.

[Tommy]

They don't.

[Amanda]

I kind of wish that they did that where they turn you away from.

[Tommy]

The mirror and cut your hair and.

[Amanda]

Then turn you around and then you.

[Arasha]

Go, okay, but are my customers happy? Do they like the little bob? Even though they didn't ask for us?

[Tommy]

I think you, as Dee thinks that they leave happy because they don't want to say anything disrupt. They don't want to. They don't want to be upset with because they're kind of getting a vibe from Dee.

[Arasha]

They're scared of my attitude, too.

[Tommy]

And you're Bob. So they're like, I'm going to just leave it.

[Amanda]

Does she own.

[Tommy]

No, she rents a chair.

[Amanda]

She rents a chair.

[Arasha]

Oh, at a salon. Oh, shit.

[Amanda]

She rents a chair. So she's. So that chair is her domain.

[Tommy]

Yes.

[Arasha]

I think my little Bob should be a little itchy.

[Amanda]

You're welcome to do it, you know.

[Arasha]

Yeah, I think it should be like a kind of like a little bit.

[Tommy]

D. Whatever you want with D. Now, wait, that.

[Amanda]

That little bob was a look back in the day, wasn't it?

[Arasha]

A shorter bob?

[Amanda]

But I'm like, oh, you mean like it was never a look. It's like a little bit too short to be a look.

[Tommy]

What's this? Is like berries and cream, right? When it's like this.

[Amanda]

Berries and cream is here.

[Tommy]

Is here.

[Amanda]

I'm pretty sure berries is berries and cream.

[Tommy]

Barry's.

[Arasha]

It gets to the chin.

[Tommy]

So I want it to be, like, up, but, like, still in the shape of a bob. Like, I want it to be.

[Arasha]

You want to see my ears?

[Tommy]

I want to see the bottom of your ears. But I want it to be like a really like. But not full cut Bob.

[Arasha]

Little Bob.

[Tommy]

Little Bob. Little Bob.

[Amanda]

Heard I'm obsessed.

[Arasha]

Thank you for D. Thank you for D and Garbage, ma'.

[Amanda]

Am.

[Tommy]

Those are the two best ones. I got two other whatever ones for both.

[Arasha]

Okay, let's see. Let's go through this.

[Amanda]

I'll read one of mine.

[Arasha]

Okay. I have baby names. Is that crazy?

[Tommy]

Oh, my God. Amanda still hasn't chosen one.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I'm just waiting until it comes to me.

[Arasha]

Until it's like five.

[Tommy]

Wait, wait. I. I'm gonna have a baby one day. And by that I mean a cat. So give me the baby names.

[Arasha]

Okay, no, you go with character first. We can do this later. I just have random things on here.

[Tommy]

Okay, you already cut it up.

[Arasha]

Okay.

[Amanda]

It's like when someone goes, I have this crazy story to tell you, but you. You go first. How are you? You're like, I don't care how I am.

[Arasha]

I just have to say it out loud to story somewhere.

[Amanda]

Waiting.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

All right, all right. Okay. Okay. I have a lot. I have a lot. Okay, ready? So the first one, there's three forms of it. Okay. So either June or. Or Jun or Jin.

[Tommy]

Sorry. Jun.

[Arasha]

Jun.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Arasha]

Or maybe it's like young.

[Tommy]

Okay. That it turned it back around to. Cool.

[Arasha]

Thank you. Okay. All right, here we go.

[Amanda]

So June, I actually like gin.

[Arasha]

Gin.

[Amanda]

I mean, I enjoy gin.

[Arasha]

Like j I n. I enjoy drinking.

[Amanda]

Gin, but also I actually like gin.

[Arasha]

Gin is nice.

[Amanda]

Okay, what's the other one?

[Tommy]

Jun.

[Arasha]

You like young? Yun, maybe?

[Amanda]

I think Jun or Gin.

[Arasha]

Jun or Jin. Okay. All right. Hey, listen, there's like 14 more. No worries, no worries. Okay. Okay. The best ones are at the bottom. I'll tell you my favorites. Mira.

[Tommy]

Mira.

[Amanda]

That's pretty. Mira.

[Tommy]

Mira on the wall.

[Ad Voice]

Yes.

[Arasha]

Okay, so can't do Mira. No, I like Mira. No, the book kids at school are gonna do that.

[Tommy]

Look in the mirror.

[Arasha]

I'm literally erasing Mira right now. No, the kids at school.

[Amanda]

They're not. All the kids at school aren't a.

[Tommy]

60 year old woman from New York going, mira.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

What do you mean no? Kids are pretty creative. They're gonna get her. They're gonna get her.

[Tommy]

Leave Mira on there. I'm not gonna roast any of your names.

[Amanda]

You know what?

[Arasha]

No, it's okay if you do.

[Amanda]

Confidence.

[Arasha]

No, that's not what happened with me.

[Tommy]

Gross. Looking younger.

[Arasha]

Okay. Okay.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Arasha]

You guys might not dislike this one, but remember, they're largely all, like, Asian names mostly. Okay? So just keep that in mind. Okay. I loved this name for a long time. Ready? Karthik.

[Tommy]

I like Karthi.

[Amanda]

Why does that sound Greek to me?

[Arasha]

Okay, well, so unfortunately, when I said it out loud, I already came up with my own way of bullying someone by being, like, carsick.

[Tommy]

So that's a reach. I think Karthik is going to be fine.

[Amanda]

I think Karthik is. No one's going to go car sick.

[Arasha]

Car sick.

[Ad Voice]

Hey.

[Amanda]

Hey. Are you car sick? Yeah.

[Arasha]

See, I gotta. I gotta protect my son. My son. Okay. Okay. I'm going. I'm gonna go fast on these next few. Okay?

[Amanda]

Sure.

[Arasha]

Simran. Love, Nathaniel. Zoya. Okay.

[Tommy]

It's gonna be pretty.

[Amanda]

Zoya, is Nathaniel ever gonn a Nate?

[Tommy]

We don't.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Or a Than.

[Arasha]

I think he can. I think he can be. Yeah. I'm kidding about not a Thaniel. Not a Thaniel. But he could be a Nate.

[Tommy]

Prefer if he was Daniel.

[Amanda]

Daniel.

[Tommy]

Or.

[Arasha]

Well, I do have Daniel on here, so. Daniel and Daniel.

[Tommy]

One of them wins in that situation.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

Cuz Daniel.

[Amanda]

Danny.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Arasha]

Okay. I have a good one. Okay, guys, guys. These next ones are really, really good. Okay. Ready?

[Amanda]

Rom Com.

[Tommy]

Excuse me.

[Ad Voice]

Rom.

[Arasha]

You guys are bullying my kids that don't exist.

[Amanda]

No, wait, wait, wait.

[Arasha]

Rom, like R O M. Yeah. Rom.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Arasha]

I think it's cutie.

[Tommy]

I like it.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Arasha]

Okay. Okay. Ready for this one?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Arasha]

Sachin.

[Tommy]

Cute.

[Amanda]

That's nice.

[Arasha]

Sachin.

[Tommy]

Okay, like that's like an eight year old.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You know, with like a little mohawk.

[Arasha]

Sachin.

[Tommy]

Yeah, like. Hey, Sachin.

[Arasha]

Okay. Okay. Here we go. Okay. This one's really good.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Arasha]

Chahat.

[Amanda]

Chahat.

[Arasha]

Chahat.

[Tommy]

Like it?

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Like it.

[Arasha]

Okay. And then Rohan.

[Amanda]

Rohan is gorgeous.

[Arasha]

Love Rohan.

[Amanda]

Rohan is like someone is named. Isn't there like a TV show or someone's name? Rohan.

[Tommy]

Lord of the Rings. Someone whispered Lord of the Rings.

[Amanda]

Oh my God. Thank you. I was like, wait, I know this name. Who plays Rohan?

[Tommy]

The land. It is. It is a land.

[Amanda]

So the land in Lord of the Rings.

[Arasha]

Cute. I didn't know that, cutie. I like Rohan. I also have Roman.

[Tommy]

Roman.

[Amanda]

Roman.

[Arasha]

Roman. And then I have Layla.

[Amanda]

Layla's.

[Tommy]

Layla.

[Amanda]

Layla's.

[Arasha]

You guys liked a lot of the girl names.

[Tommy]

Yeah. Zoya is my winner.

[Amanda]

My fave.

[Arasha]

So my cousin's name is Zoya. I played Zoya before on like on something. So I don't know, it feels like used up already.

[Amanda]

But you put it on your list?

[Arasha]

Yep.

[Tommy]

That's okay. You can keep it on your list. I like it.

[Amanda]

I like it too.

[Arasha]

Thanks, guys.

[Tommy]

So we picked one that you were gonna get upset.

[Amanda]

Did you find any cat names out of that? Yeah, any. Rom.

[Tommy]

I think Rom.

[Arasha]

Rom is cute. Or a Finn maybe for a cat.

[Tommy]

I think I'm gonna go with Daniel for my cat.

[Arasha]

Daniel is really cute.

[Amanda]

Daniel for you. Makes sense. Daniel, get away from the window.

[Tommy]

I was watching the Shannon Court's cats While they were gone.

[Arasha]

Yes.

[Tommy]

And I had been a cat person for so long. Yeah. And then I dated someone with a dog, and that dog, like, loved me, and I loved that dog. And I was like, oh, now I get dogs. Like, now I understand.

[Amanda]

They're the best.

[Tommy]

Like, when you actually are living with a dog, you actually enjoy it and love it, as opposed to, like, I'm gonna come over, and the dog jumps on my clothes, and now I have paw prints all over my clothes. I'm like, oh. And they're like, sorry. Sorry. He does that.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Get down. I'm like, get your. No, literally, Anyway. But when you, like, live with the dog, you're like, oh, it's a cutie. And they look you with their eyes, and you're like, oh, chippy bee.

[Amanda]

And they love cuddling. Oh, I know. You're so cute.

[Tommy]

But now that I've watched these cats for a little bit, you're more of a cat person. I'm back to being a cat person. Still love dogs, but I'm back to being a cat person. I got chosen. I like being chosen. It's really nice. Like, I sat down, and then one of them came up and, like, got in my lap without me asking.

[Arasha]

Kids do that.

[Tommy]

I will never have children.

[Amanda]

I will never.

[Tommy]

I will never have children.

[Amanda]

Would you start with a kitten or would you get a cat?

[Tommy]

I think I would be okay with getting a cat. I would be okay with starting with an adult. I'm okay with kittens. I love a little kitten, but, like. But yeah, it's kind of an ord. An ordeal.

[Ad Voice]

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[Tommy]

And I don't like ordeals. And the thing is, I don't like being woken up. And I know cats love to go.

[Arasha]

Or just, like, walk across your face.

[Amanda]

Wake you up, run around like crazy at night.

[Tommy]

Yeah, I'd have my door shut.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Although then they'd go, yeah, exactly.

[Amanda]

You're gonna get in there, then you go, tommy, Tommy, Tommy.

[Arasha]

It's me, Daniel.

[Amanda]

I love. I love those names. Those names are really cute.

[Arasha]

Thank you.

[Amanda]

And I'm very excited that you're gonna get your cat named Rom or Daniel Rom Faniel.

[Arasha]

Let me know.

[Tommy]

Okay? Will do. You got it.

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[Tommy]

Okay. That's an interesting way to start this up.

[Amanda]

You're welcome, girl. You know. You know when you're out, like, and it doesn't need to be a dance party, it can be like a house party and people are dancing. Have you been to a house party with people dancing? Kind of.

[Tommy]

Sure. Of course. Yeah.

[Arasha]

You didn't look at me when you asked. Do you know. Do you think I don't dance?

[Amanda]

Have you been in a house party with.

[Tommy]

Okay, she immediately shut down. That's a no from a relationship.

[Amanda]

Go to a house party to dance.

[Arasha]

I would like that.

[Amanda]

Okay, great. So a girl who is dancing, but she's wearing a dress and she's like. She was probably the person who was like, no, no, I don't want to. No, I'm fine. I don't want to dance or whatever. And then it's like her song comes on, and she goes out in the middle and she starts dancing, but she's wearing a dress. And she gets so excited that she keeps lifting up her dress. So you just see her bare ass with her thong, and she's going, woo.

[Ad Voice]

And her.

[Amanda]

Just her butt while she's dancing around in a circle. And no one wants. Wants to say anything.

[Tommy]

No. Because why would you.

[Amanda]

But she feels alive.

[Tommy]

And so you let her do it.

[Amanda]

And so you let her do it. And I just. I. I got inspired because I was at my friend's house and I did that for fun, just to make. Just to make them laugh.

[Arasha]

Just pulled your ass.

[Amanda]

And they were laughing so hard. And I was like, oh, this is the character. But now I'm like, I don't know if I could do that here.

[Arasha]

No, I mean, you could do, like, fake butt.

[Amanda]

That would be so weird.

[Arasha]

Would it?

[Tommy]

Let's spend $1,000 on a prosthetic ass.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

A fake butt for Amanda's one second bit.

[Arasha]

I think it'd be worth it. We'd probably react.

[Tommy]

I'd shut down production to get that down.

[Arasha]

Yeah, we did.

[Tommy]

That would be crazy. I love that.

[Amanda]

Okay, so that's one.

[Tommy]

I love that. I love that.

[Arasha]

I have this note on my phone that says things I really want. And it only has one thing on there and it says iPad.

[Tommy]

You don't have an iPad. You don't have an iPad?

[Arasha]

Yeah, no, and I really want one.

[Tommy]

I was given.

[Arasha]

It literally is just iPad. And then I start the second vlog. You have a second point.

[Tommy]

Okay, you know what? Right now we're going to fill it out. This list. What is your second thing?

[Amanda]

I love this.

[Tommy]

Okay, what do you want other than an iPad?

[Arasha]

Um.

[Amanda]

Come on.

[Tommy]

You have five seconds to answer as we are filming. Three, two. In a soul.

[Arasha]

I guess I really would like a new comforter.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Write that down. Is it quilt? Is it goose down feather?

[Tommy]

Goose down feather Mama. Maybe like remind everyone every once in a while.

[Arasha]

Like a quilt.

[Tommy]

A quilt.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Arasha]

Okay. I'm putting quilt in bread.

[Tommy]

Quilt.

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy]

Okay, well, Arasha wants an iPad and a quilt.

[Amanda]

Quilts are fine.

[Arasha]

That's on my wish list.

[Amanda]

Rasha's made quilts for my son. And they're so sweet. They're just. They're like. I just think of them as like. They're little. They're little squares. They don't fit over your whole body.

[Arasha]

Well, that's because they made it for your small.

[Amanda]

Okay, so you want a big quilt.

[Ad Voice]

I want a big quilt.

[Tommy]

An adult sized quilt.

[Amanda]

Do you want one of those quilts that have, like, a bunch of pictures of you and your boyfriend on it?

[Arasha]

No. Why would I want that?

[Amanda]

Because people do that. I don't want that. You think I want that?

[Tommy]

No, I'm. I'm analyzing your face to see if you're smiling and like a. No, I don't want that.

[Arasha]

No, I don't want that.

[Amanda]

And if you have a quilt with pictures of you and your loved one, that's okay. That's fantastic.

[Arasha]

It's cute.

[Tommy]

It's cute. No matter what you do, we approve.

[Arasha]

Okay.

[Tommy]

I think anything. Everything.

[Arasha]

That's full now.

[Amanda]

You guys, that is not true.

[Tommy]

Anything. Everything. We love it.

[Amanda]

We love it.

[Tommy]

We love it.

[Amanda]

We're not done with your list.

[Tommy]

No, we're putting a third thing on the list.

[Arasha]

There was only one other bullet point.

[Tommy]

Okay, well, we're adding a third.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

What?

[Amanda]

Do you really want a Ross?

[Arasha]

We're adding what I want.

[Amanda]

And you can ask anything because it's me in college.

[Tommy]

It's Christmas, and Christmas is unlimited money.

[Amanda]

Unlimited money.

[Arasha]

Okay.

[Amanda]

It's. It's magic.

[Arasha]

Okay, sorry, I have to go back up to the top because now it's one of my recents. Okay, okay. So I want an iPad. I want a new comforter.

[Amanda]

Quilt.

[Arasha]

A quilt, an iPad. An iPad.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Arasha]

Maybe like, a new water bottle.

[Tommy]

You're so not excited about this.

[Arasha]

I don't know. It's hard for me to know what I want.

[Tommy]

Thermos. Yeah, drinker.

[Amanda]

Thermos. Drinker.

[Arasha]

Thermistor jugs. Yeah, one of those jugs that, like, on the side. It's like 9am Noon. No, 3pm, 6.

[Tommy]

9Pm There's a chunk of water set aside for sex.

[Amanda]

For sex.

[Tommy]

Is there those water bottles that are like, almost there?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Drink up, piggy.

[Amanda]

Almost piggy.

[Tommy]

It's like, whoa.

[Amanda]

Hey, little pig.

[Tommy]

Gulp, girl.

[Amanda]

Gulp, little piggy.

[Arasha]

Get it, girl. Almost done.

[Tommy]

And they're like this big.

[Amanda]

They're annoying. And then they're like.

[Arasha]

But it forces you to gluck a lot of water.

[Tommy]

Can I ask a question? I was at the gym this morning, and there was a man going, Every rep. And I'm like, no one needs to do that. Right? No one needs to do that. Right.

[Arasha]

I love where your energy is at.

[Amanda]

What did you do?

[Tommy]

Nothing. But I almost. I almost walked up to one, went, I was tempted. And they have the fucking lunk alarm for when a big guy drops away and goes, but why isn't there a alarm? Why isn't there the shut the fuck up alarm?

[Amanda]

Why are you destroying me right now? Literally destroying me?

[Tommy]

I'm like, you're doing a pec fly. That's not. It's fine.

[Arasha]

I think I just like what your face becomes when you're doing that.

[Tommy]

It's driving me crazy.

[Amanda]

Why don't we. An hour over here?

[Tommy]

Over there.

[Arasha]

In a planet fitness.

[Tommy]

What's going on? Yes.

[Amanda]

Wait, wait. But why don't we say anything to him? Is it too.

[Tommy]

Something about Is gonna, like, I'm gonna punch you too.

[Arasha]

It's like, girl with their ass out. You know? You can't say anything.

[Amanda]

You can't say anything. Cause they're living.

[Tommy]

Cause he's living in the.

[Arasha]

They're existing.

[Amanda]

So I think when you get to that place of living, what happens?

[Tommy]

You're free. You're finally free.

[Amanda]

You're finally free.

[Arasha]

Honestly.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

There is actually a lot of charm to that man. Just not caring about what anybody else thinks.

[Amanda]

So he's charming, you think?

[Arasha]

Was he cute?

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy]

No. Amanda's next character is Lewis o'. Donnell.

[Amanda]

Oh, I'm in. Louis.

[Tommy]

A male nanny who isn't creepy at all, but really loves babies.

[Amanda]

Oh, God.

[Tommy]

Do you find him odd? No, I think he just really loves babies. That's all I got.

[Amanda]

What?

[Tommy]

That's all I got.

[Amanda]

His name. Louie.

[Tommy]

Louis O'. Donnell. It could be Louis ODonnell.

[Amanda]

No, Louis.

[Arasha]

No, I think Lewis is good.

[Amanda]

I think Lewis.

[Tommy]

Lewis.

[Amanda]

Lewis feels like a professional.

[Tommy]

And then Arasha's second character is Mrs. Friedman. Sorry, Ms. Friedman. She's a cougar who is trying to find a young man who wants her for her money because she's a weird little freak.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Tommy]

And she wants the guy to eventually poison her. She's seeking out her novella story.

[Amanda]

Wait. I love this so much, Ms. Friedman. What does she wear? Leopard print.

[Tommy]

Little leopard print pilled onesie. What is it?

[Arasha]

Snuggie? Yes, but, like, somehow cleavage in the snuggie.

[Tommy]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

You have to.

[Tommy]

An undeniable cleavage.

[Arasha]

Maybe it's, like, cut out right where the Snuggie cleavage is.

[Amanda]

You have just a heart cut out. Yes. I actually love that.

[Arasha]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Amanda]

Can I be honest? When you said Louis o', Donnell, it made me think of this guy that I follow on YouTube. Crazy.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

What?

[Amanda]

He is a chiropractor for babies.

[Tommy]

That isn't real.

[Amanda]

No, it is actually real. He has a channel and he is working.

[Tommy]

But I mean, the practice. No, I know. Baby chiropractors aren't compressed. They're made of goo.

[Amanda]

Of course.

[Tommy]

Their bones are liquid.

[Amanda]

Of course.

[Arasha]

True.

[Amanda]

So they. This character is literally this man. Because he's like, no, in fact, he's like. He loves babies. So he's like. And the moms are there. Like, he hasn't stopped crying for five months. And he's like, got it.

[Arasha]

And he just twists the head and the baby's like.

[Amanda]

And then he just goes. He, like, turns the baby and the baby's like. And somehow something occurs and the baby stops crying. But he is.

[Tommy]

Yeah, that's all the spinal cord being broken.

[Amanda]

He's like vanilla ice cream. He's soft, he's cozy. But you're like, he's not creepy. Because you have to ask yourself. You have to go, no, he's not creepy.

[Tommy]

You have to.

[Amanda]

He just loves babies. So when you said that, I was.

[Tommy]

Literally, like, cracking babies. I know.

[Arasha]

I think he needs more than just having to take care of the babies, too. I think he needs a hobby like that. Not breaking Babies.

[Amanda]

But he has a business.

[Tommy]

It's not a hobby.

[Amanda]

It's a business. It's not a hobby. This is not a hobby. He has a office.

[Arasha]

No, no, no. Lewis. I'm saying Lewis needs a hobby.

[Tommy]

Quilts.

[Amanda]

Quilts with pictures of all the babies that he's.

[Arasha]

Do you knit quilts?

[Tommy]

Yes. What? Do you knit quilts? No, I don't think so.

[Amanda]

Selena's saying no.

[Tommy]

Selena's saying no.

[Arasha]

How do you make a quilt?

[Tommy]

A quilter's, like, put fabric. You put fabric and you go fabrics together.

[Arasha]

Oh, so.

[Tommy]

So.

[Amanda]

So if you knit an entire quilt.

[Tommy]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. You could, like, push through all that. Knit. If you're. If you're cold in the middle of.

[Arasha]

It depends on what yarn you use, I guess.

[Amanda]

Oh, God. This is one of my favorite episodes that we've ever done.

[Arasha]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I'm not even kidding. Okay. I think all of mine are bad. All right.

[Tommy]

No.

[Amanda]

Yeah. No, no. Yes.

[Arasha]

Remember, just random stuff in there, too.

[Amanda]

I love a reporter who leads the interview. Like, putting words in the other person's mouth going. And you felt sad about that, didn't you?

[Tommy]

All the leading questions.

[Amanda]

You were. And that made you really unhappy.

[Tommy]

Hold.

[Arasha]

On.

[Amanda]

Hello?

[Tommy]

Hello, my name is us. How are you doing today? I'm doing good.

[Arasha]

How are you?

[Tommy]

I'm doing great. Thanks for asking. I'm calling to let you know about a powerful tool called continuous glucose monitoring. So in order to qualify, I just need to ask where one quick question. And what's that? Diabetes. What? Do you have Medicare or Medicare Advantage? Nope.

[Amanda]

He said diabetes.

[Tommy]

And there you go.

[Amanda]

He literally.

[Tommy]

One down here. He said diabetes first, by the way.

[Amanda]

He asked you if you had diabetes and you had one.

[Tommy]

And then he said, do you have Medicare?

[Arasha]

And then him hanging up. Wait.

[Amanda]

He literally got scared because he goes, do you have diabetes? Who asks that? And you go, what?

[Arasha]

What?

[Tommy]

Well, that's my first question on a date that.

[Amanda]

And then he goes, do you have Medicare? And then he. You spooked a spam.

[Arasha]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I hope you get another one.

[Amanda]

I hope you get another one. That was.

[Tommy]

Oh, I will. I get 22 a day.

[Arasha]

That's awesome.

[Amanda]

How do we fix that?

[Tommy]

You can't.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Tommy]

Which is good because sometimes people want to reach me, and I'm like, you never will now, because I. No, phone calls, are real busy.

[Amanda]

Your voicemail is full.

[Tommy]

Sorry that I made you hold. I just had to follow through.

[Arasha]

No, no, that was.

[Amanda]

Please always pick it up.

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[Arasha]

I think that's awesome.

[Tommy]

You know? Who's that? Tombow Jr. My dad. He's like, I got jury duty again. He's like, hope it's a murder. Cause he loves, like, a story, and he loves, like. And he's done it multiple times, and he's always the lead, so he gets to go. He wants to be the one that's like, we've decided. Here's the paper.

[Arasha]

Absolutely.

[Amanda]

We're deadlocked.

[Tommy]

I've convinced them all that he's guilty.

[Arasha]

I love that.

[Amanda]

There you go. They're like, sir, actually, we read the guilty. And he's like, guilty.

[Arasha]

He's somehow on the chair. Okay. Similarly, I have. I have this character that I wrote. I think his name is just Papa Papa. But he's like. He's like that. That, like, trope of the guy that's just like, you know, fellas, you know, get used to saying I love you to your, you know, happy wife, happy life. That kind of thing. You know, you feed your ladies some red meat before they get on their period. And it's gonna be amazing for you.

[Amanda]

This is all. And his name is Papa.

[Tommy]

His name is Papa and his wife.

[Arasha]

It's like, I'll do one. I've kept mama happy for years. It's Mama and Papa.

[Amanda]

They feel like a little, like, animated couple.

[Tommy]

They're like five foot three.

[Amanda]

Yeah, they're five.

[Arasha]

They're tiny. They're tiny. They're made out of cloth. Yeah. But, like, you'll see Them, like, on the beach, in, like, a picnic blanket, like, as people are walking by. He's like, get used to that. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?

[Amanda]

And he's smothering her in sunscreen.

[Arasha]

Yeah, yeah. He's like, take care of your wife and you'll live a happy life.

[Tommy]

Gotta make sure she doesn't get melanomi. Melanoma?

[Amanda]

Do you have diabetes? Your wife gets burned all the time.

[Arasha]

My best advice, Get Medicare.

[Amanda]

I love this guy.

[Arasha]

Thank you.

[Tommy]

I. Speaking of tiny little cuties with crazy voices, I worked for a pizzeria in college.

[Amanda]

Of course you did. That's awesome.

[Tommy]

What was great was they hired me to be in charge of all of the deliveries, and I did not know the area, so I couldn't actually do the job I was hired for, but I did do at least the front. I took calls and, like, put a pizza in the machine and all that. I was like, hey. And, you know, it's like, they walk in and I was like, oh, you want a slice? Sure. Whatever.

[Arasha]

You answered calls and you were like, what?

[Amanda]

I don't have diabetes.

[Tommy]

And the owners were a couple that were both 5ft tall. Love it. And it was. I forget their names. It was like, Marco and something. And anyway, they were going, bolo.

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy]

But one of them was like, tommy, I don't understand. You gotta get that preacher. She's like, come on. Talking like this. Come on. And I was like. And I was a sweet.

[Amanda]

This is Chef Cook.

[Arasha]

I was just about to say it sounded like him.

[Tommy]

I was a sensitive little guy, so I would cry when he would get upset, but he was just a passionate man. And his wife. Wife would be like, tommy, don't listen to him. She was 5 foot 12. She was like, tell me. Don't listen to him. He's having a hard day.

[Arasha]

That was gonna be fine.

[Tommy]

No, the first one was Mark. The guy.

[Amanda]

Yes. This is the wife.

[Tommy]

She's like, don't listen to him. He's gonna be fine. He's had a bad day. You take a. You take a tent outside, have a cigarette if you want.

[Amanda]

And you're like, I don't smoke.

[Arasha]

Tears going down your eyes.

[Tommy]

Yeah. But also, like, I worked there for, like, three months, and they invited me to their huge Christmas. You know, it's like, they're. They're Italian, they're sweet, they're passionate, they're big. But it's like the two of them were like little cartoons. And I loved it.

[Amanda]

They sound incredible. Have you looked them up? Are they still kicking?

[Tommy]

I don't know.

[Arasha]

They better be.

[Tommy]

I'm sure they're still kicking. And then my note contribution is. Yeah, I had a dream about a tiny table that was also a theremin, and so I drew a it. And that's my note contribution for this round.

[Arasha]

Nice. Look at that.

[Tommy]

It's a cute little table.

[Amanda]

You like tiny things.

[Tommy]

I do.

[Amanda]

I actually like tiny things. I like tiny spoons. It's a thing.

[Tommy]

How tiny?

[Arasha]

Like little.

[Tommy]

Like an ice.

[Amanda]

Like usable. Like ice cream sample, but like silver. Yeah.

[Tommy]

Not. Not.

[Arasha]

Not wooden.

[Amanda]

If you give me a wooden spoon, I'll look at it and it's cute.

[Tommy]

But you'll look at.

[Amanda]

What can I do?

[Arasha]

Wooden, like, adds taste to it. Like it has its own flavor.

[Amanda]

I like a silver and you like the wood flavor.

[Tommy]

Oh, put that away a little. A little.

[Amanda]

Okay, I have another note.

[Arasha]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Old man in a bucket hat. Why? Jonathan, that's not about you.

[Tommy]

Oh, you're not an old man.

[Amanda]

Old man in a bucket hat. And then I just wrote, why?

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

Yes. Okay. No, because it's like. This is like your inspiration note, right?

[Amanda]

Yeah. Some of these are one liners and some of them are, like more flushed out.

[Arasha]

No, I have the exact same thing. I have this, like, long note that I just found that literally, it's just titled inspiration. I have like. A woman asks to apply to work at the fountain at the Grove. People go crazy for a turn during a first dance at a wedding.

[Amanda]

Wait, a woman who asked, you know, at the fountain because she loves looking at it so much.

[Arasha]

I don't know. I think I was just at the gray. I do the light. I think I was just at the Grove and I was like, yeah, what if somebody was like, I want to work at the fountain?

[Amanda]

There probably is.

[Tommy]

She's like, I brought my knee high boots.

[Arasha]

Yeah, yeah. That's like one specific thing.

[Tommy]

Wellies my rain boots.

[Arasha]

Okay. But specifically for the first dance, you know when, like, the couple's, like, dancing and it's like, sweet. And then all of a sudden they, like, turn it around and everyone's like. You guys ever been to a wedding?

[Amanda]

Wait, what?

[Tommy]

Say again?

[Arasha]

You know.

[Amanda]

Wait, who's freaking out in the wedding?

[Arasha]

Everybody.

[Amanda]

Because they turned.

[Arasha]

Cause they turned. Like, they did a little. Like they did a little spin.

[Amanda]

Oh, the people that saw the couple.

[Tommy]

At the couple.

[Arasha]

And the rest of the crowd is like. And they're like, no, that's at the salon.

[Amanda]

They turn you around, Little Bob. Yes, that's okay.

[Tommy]

I've got another great one okay, Ready?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Tommy]

It's really good. Are you ready?

[Amanda]

Okay, ready.

[Tommy]

Banana, milk and coffee, barbecue sauce, ranch water bottle, and small dinner item.

[Amanda]

Oh, you wrote. You kept it small dinner item.

[Tommy]

I rewrite new grocery lists. Half of the things in my notes app are new grocery lists.

[Arasha]

Made them go back to me, too.

[Amanda]

Tommy, are they just sitting there?

[Tommy]

Turkey.

[Amanda]

That actually would stress me out.

[Arasha]

No, mine's like that too.

[Ad Voice]

That actually would.

[Amanda]

It would stress me out.

[Tommy]

One note, one word.

[Amanda]

Turkey fry.

[Arasha]

I just have, like, full numbers or just, like, actual email addresses?

[Amanda]

Were you a flight attendant in your past life? I don't know why, but a flight attendant would be, like, small dinner item. Salad.

[Tommy]

Salad.

[Arasha]

Okay. I have this one that just when.

[Tommy]

The mask comes down, you put it on your neighbor.

[Amanda]

No, you put it on yourself first.

[Tommy]

Okay, look at the manual.

[Amanda]

Wait a second.

[Tommy]

Hold on. Oh, I was wrong, Tommy.

[Amanda]

When the mask comes down, you put it on yourself first. Oh, my God.

[Tommy]

You're not gonna carrying a sharing oatmeal, honey.

[Arasha]

Oh, look. Wealthy woman who shoplifts. It's on my inspiration note. That's for you. Wealthy woman who shoplifts. I want Amanda to play that. Guac is like a fruit, right?

[Tommy]

Yes.

[Amanda]

Right.

[Tommy]

Wait, fruit seeds on the inside, right?

[Arasha]

Right.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

So guac is a fruit because that's a big seed.

[Arasha]

Or technically, avocado and tomato.

[Tommy]

That's what I mean. And tomato. Well, guac is avocado and strawberries are not.

[Arasha]

Guac is more than avocado, but they're not berries. Sorry, we need to go back to that.

[Tommy]

Excuse me.

[Arasha]

Guac is more than avocado.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I know. It's lime and salt and pepper.

[Arasha]

Kind of wanted you to fight me.

[Tommy]

And some onions.

[Amanda]

Do you want me to fight you?

[Tommy]

Some pico de gallo?

[Amanda]

This is. This is my true. I don't know the boss dentist. You know how there's a dentist who looks at your teeth and then they always go, okay, let me.

[Tommy]

Let me get classic dentist.

[Amanda]

Let me get the boss to come in and check your teeth. You know how there's, like, the cleaner, the big boss, and then the boss comes in and they do the quick check?

[Arasha]

Yeah, And I always hate the boss.

[Amanda]

Me too. So the boss who comes in after the cleaner dentist and does the quick check. She's intense. Talks like when mom is hyped up and mad, doing a quick check, telling the cleaning dentist all that she's missed. Oops, another spot. You missed that. Yep. Another spot. How are you? How's everything going? So when I was growing up, I. The Boss dentist was so insane, he would come in and literally find cavities that weren't there.

[Arasha]

Yup.

[Amanda]

And he called them pinholes. I know.

[Arasha]

Classic upchurch.

[Amanda]

We're going down the acid portal right now.

[Tommy]

He made up cavities.

[Arasha]

That's a really fun character, too, because then you have a patient who's just sitting there, like, with their mouth wide open while the boss dentist is like.

[Amanda]

But they always come in, and they're always just like, all right, how's it? And they're going so fast.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And they're always telling the cleaner dentist how much they miss. And the cleaner dentist has spent so much time and energy on you.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And you feel a little bit like you want to pull the cleaner dentist aside and go, are you okay?

[Arasha]

I'm sorry about that.

[Amanda]

Is everything okay?

[Arasha]

Totally. I think we can do a lot of tooth work we haven't really explored a lot of.

[Amanda]

Yeah, the. The tooth bit city.

[Tommy]

Just tooth. Yeah, just tooth. We tell the tooth.

[Arasha]

We tell the tooth.

[Tommy]

You can't handle the tooth.

[Arasha]

Tooth hurts.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wait. Hurts is good.

[Arasha]

Actually.

[Tommy]

Here's one haunted toy that makes you piss your pants. Or haunted camera that when it takes a picture view, you look really ugly, but that's just how the main character is. And the camera is just a camera. Or Price is Right game. But for very inexpensive items.

[Arasha]

Love that.

[Amanda]

Like a tiny silver spoon.

[Tommy]

Like a tiny silver spoon. Or a dollar store keychain. And it's like.

[Amanda]

And people are like, ooh, 50 cents.

[Tommy]

It's like. Actually, it's $3.99. Have you been to a dollar store recently?

[Amanda]

No, I have.

[Arasha]

I have. And it's like, not 99. It's not a dollar.

[Tommy]

And that's okay. We did. And my friendsgiving that I did last year, Bear, who hosted it, he got a bunch of tiny, unique little toys and wrapped them all up. And everyone had a little opening. We got to just open like garbage. But, like, fun little garbage.

[Arasha]

Cute.

[Tommy]

And so this year, he was like, everyone bring a little thing, and we'll all put them into these bags I've set up. And so we all had a. Everyone brought their own little tiny gift that was identical for everyone. And it was so fun.

[Ad Voice]

Aw.

[Amanda]

I actually love that.

[Tommy]

I went to a dollar store to, like, look for stuff. And the keychains were $4 each.

[Amanda]

Crazy.

[Arasha]

At a dollar store. Yeah.

[Tommy]

Well, it's. There's no dollar store anymore. Now it's like a dollar store.

[Arasha]

Dollar General.

[Amanda]

There's no 99 cent stores.

[Arasha]

I think those closed down I think it's now dollars, I believe.

[Tommy]

But there's. Yeah, it's like.

[Amanda]

So it's dollar up.

[Tommy]

It's dollar or more.

[Arasha]

Yeah, dollar or more.

[Tommy]

Which, like, you could say that about any store.

[Amanda]

You can. That's actually a brilliant, like, little white elephant game, is to get little tiny.

[Tommy]

Things, like, silly, silly, stupid.

[Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

My friend does a white elephant every year, and it's like, you're not allowed to buy anything. It has to be.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's a good idea, too.

[Tommy]

Like, getting rid of your.

[Amanda]

So would you do, like, half lotion?

[Tommy]

What's that?

[Amanda]

Half lotion?

[Arasha]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tommy]

Used a bottle.

[Arasha]

Yeah. Just stuff that's, like, lying around your house.

[Tommy]

Like a little bit of retinol juice I could hand off.

[Arasha]

Yeah. Last time, like, I think somebody brought, like, a. A bottle of wine and, like, there was only this much left in it.

[Tommy]

That's really funny.

[Amanda]

Tiny little gift's better. That's tough.

[Arasha]

It's okay.

[Tommy]

You want some rotten wine.

[Arasha]

Okay, hear me out. Dogs with accents.

[Ad Voice]

Love it.

[Tommy]

Ralph.

[Arasha]

That's all I got. That's all I got.

[Amanda]

Ralph.

[Tommy]

Like, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph. Can I be a menace toward the listening community?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Tommy]

I was in. Sorry, I feel like I completely just disrupt. Interrupted you. It's okay.

[Amanda]

Did he interrupt you?

[Tommy]

Did I interrupt you? No, I'm sorry.

[Arasha]

No, no, it's fine. It's just on camera for everyone to clip.

[Amanda]

Hey, Buzz.

[Tommy]

Wait. Can you. Can you. My tarantula. My porn. That's who. Buzz.

[Arasha]

Right.

[Amanda]

I don't actually remember him having porn.

[Arasha]

Well, he's more like my tarantula.

[Amanda]

My porn.

[Tommy]

My born.

[Amanda]

I don't actually remember him having porn.

[Arasha]

That's a huge plot point. That's a huge plot point in Home Alone. Look it up.

[Tommy]

Right now, James is hunched over.

[Arasha]

Just do Home Alone porn.

[Amanda]

He's not. He's doing his own thing.

[Tommy]

I don't think you can. I don't think you can search that word here.

[Arasha]

Just search Home Alone porn.

[Tommy]

Don't do that. Do not do that. Do not do that.

[Arasha]

Okay. Just look up Home Alone Buzzes magazine. Yeah. You'll get plenty out of that.

[Tommy]

I'm sure It'll be tarantulas.

[Amanda]

Okay, go.

[Tommy]

I was in a good ville, which is kind of a scam now, by the way. They, like. It's not really. They kind of just like, mark stuff up now. Like, it's not like a real thrift store anymore.

[Arasha]

Right.

[Amanda]

But anyway, what is the world coming to?

[Tommy]

I know there was a painting that I saw, and this. How this only happened One other time to me where I saw a painting and I was like, I need to get this. Cause it's so odd. Like, it's captured my entire soul. And the last one that did that, I think was haunted. And I did get rid of that painting. This one is not haunted. Cause I can feel it. The other one, I was like, there's something wrong with this, but I want it. This one is like, by the way, this is about 4ft tall. And I will show it to you and I will also show the audience.

[Amanda]

Do you have it?

[Tommy]

I have it, but I have a picture of it on my phone. So it is. And before I show it to you, it is of a ballerina profile. Her legs are, for some reason, like, grotesque. Like they're really overly wrinkled for some reason. And bulbous. It's very interesting. Very long feet. Proportionally strange. Her arms are like long noodles up in front. Extremely long hands. Really long fingers. Her breasts are very jutting forward.

[Amanda]

Oh, okay.

[Tommy]

Her neck is as thick as her head. Hunched forward, looking down at a flower that is growing out one stem, no leaves, all the way from the floor all the way up to her head, right to where her face is. And she has full profile, one huge eye looking at you like, mm, what? And she's smiling and she's got blush. And her hair, straw color is going back on the back of her head and it's covering her neck, which is as thick as the rest of her. And now I'll show it to you.

[Amanda]

I actually.

[Arasha]

Oh, my God.

[Tommy]

I'll hold it up to the camera in one second so we can wait.

[Arasha]

Her legs.

[Amanda]

That is actually incredible.

[Tommy]

Isn't it incredible? It's a four foot tall painting, Tommy. It's unique. You can't look it up. I have this. It's in my home now. Okay, Now I'll hold it up to the.

[Arasha]

Did you just find that in your nose?

[Amanda]

It makes so much sense for you to have. What is going on with her legs?

[Arasha]

Her legs are mondo. But the big flower, no stem. No. One stem, no leaves.

[Amanda]

You did not talk about her chin.

[Tommy]

Oh, her big butt chin.

[Amanda]

Where is this hanging up?

[Tommy]

It'll be in my kitchen. I have two pieces of art now in my kitchen. One is this. And the other one is. A long time ago, I made a decision that I wouldn't have any freaky stuff in my apartment because I used to have, like, oddities. And I was like, it's not a museum of oddies. It's my bedroom, you know? But now that I live Alone. And I have some walls I need to fill up. I was gifted like four years ago, a probably four foot by two foot piece of sculpture art. That is if you took a.

[Amanda]

You showed me this.

[Tommy]

I think it's. It's like plastic, but it's a bunch of baby heads. It's a million like different sized baby doll heads that have been pushed into this plastic thing.

[Arasha]

Oh, yeah.

[Tommy]

So it's all like. It's all like forward. It's all like sticking out of. So it's like. It's like head, head, head, head, head, head, head, head, head.

[Amanda]

So scary.

[Tommy]

But it's all white.

[Arasha]

White.

[Tommy]

So it's like scary baby's heads. Yeah, it's scary. Anyway, do you have a picture of it? I don't. Not of that, but you can imagine it.

[Amanda]

I. I could not have those type of paintings at my place because that's very scary to me.

[Tommy]

Yeah, well, it's in my kitchen, so it's like far.

[Amanda]

So they're watching you when you're eating.

[Tommy]

I don't eat in my kitchen. There's no room. I eat on my couch.

[Amanda]

That's real. Yeah, that is real.

[Tommy]

I have a one bedroom, which is amazing. But it's small.

[Amanda]

Yeah, we live in la. Yeah, everything's small.

[Tommy]

Everything's small.

[Amanda]

Everything's small.

[Tommy]

Yeah. But not as small as New York.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Tommy]

Yeah. Anyway, I saw that and I was like, I need her.

[Amanda]

That. What's her name? Have you named her?

[Tommy]

I haven't named her yet. I want to. I want to feel her out.

[Amanda]

Feel her out. She has good vibes to me.

[Tommy]

Yes. There was a. There was a pairing. There was a second one that I didn't get, which is a couple, a man and a woman doing a different, like, ballet dance. And it was also grotesque. Same, Same artifact, but she was.

[Amanda]

She's top.

[Tommy]

I kept putting her down and picking her up. The whole. We were walking around the store, I had her and I was like, I can't do this. She's humongous and she's freaky. I'm gonna put her back. And then I'd be like, I'm. I gotta go get her. And then I'd hold her again. I'm like, I don't know. And then at one point, Luke was just like, I'm getting it for you. Give it to me. And now it's in my home. So anyway, your turn. I'm done. Your turn.

[Arasha]

Okay, I had a stupid one, but it's basically like it's another game night one now that I'M thinking about it.

[Tommy]

It.

[Arasha]

But it's like. Okay, maybe it's like this insane card game where it's like. It's like. It's one of those things where, like, you have to. You each in a group, like, draw a card, and everybody has to, like, do whatever is on that card. And so you'll draw it and it'll be like, drink if you're blonde.

[Ad Voice]

And then.

[Amanda]

And you're blonde.

[Arasha]

And you're blonde. And then it'll be like. Like, drink if you, like, love your. Your boyfriend or whatever.

[Tommy]

And then like, I guess I'm not drinking.

[Arasha]

And then you drink and. But then, like, the third person draws a card and it's like. Like, text your mom and dad that you killed somebody and that you're high right now.

[Tommy]

So what is this?

[Amanda]

Is this a character?

[Arasha]

Yep.

[Tommy]

So this is a game where it's like, cutie tooty. And then there's a crazy one. Yep.

[Arasha]

And then a silly one.

[Tommy]

Silly one.

[Amanda]

This is like a pitch horror movie. Yep.

[Tommy]

She's abandoned it.

[Amanda]

Yeah, she's.

[Arasha]

I've abandoned it entirely.

[Amanda]

Well, it's fine because, guys, you can give. You can give me one more to write.

[Arasha]

Okay, I have this one note. Okay, I have this one note. I wrote this on September 1, 2024 at 9:18am which is concerning. 9:18am I wrote, Tequila is a man and daddy, I love him.

[Tommy]

That's. Get that tattooed on your lower back stat.

[Arasha]

That's the only thing in the note.

[Amanda]

I have a feeling your notes app is like, here she comes. Arash is coming in again, thinking something wild.

[Tommy]

She hit new note. Oh, God.

[Amanda]

Oh, no. That's your phone, honey. Oh, God. He hit new note, and he's never going to delete it. Guess when he's done it.

[Tommy]

Let me guess. Banana B. A and no, they just.

[Arasha]

They just don't make a lot of sense is what I find really funny. Like, I have this one that just says, surgeons at K Barbecue Lychee. More like mine, Me.

[Tommy]

That's amazing.

[Arasha]

What is that? What does that mean? I have this one that says you can't have sex until you have kids.

[Tommy]

This one says, white.

[Amanda]

That's not possible.

[Arasha]

I have one that says, remember this feeling, and the body of it is grateful. Oh, some of them are nice. Some of them are nice.

[Tommy]

Hummus, blueberries, water.

[Arasha]

Yeah, can we just do a quick, like.

[Amanda]

Let's do a rapid.

[Arasha]

A rapid one of, like, your random stupid notes.

[Tommy]

Okay, for sure.

[Amanda]

Mine says, hear me out. Chipotle mayo.

[Tommy]

Hear me out.

[Amanda]

I don't know why.

[Tommy]

Chipotle mayo, though. I agree.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

As in, like, that's a. Hear me out.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

Oh, 100.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

Like a. I have. Give someone your pen and get yourself a new one.

[Tommy]

Oh, that's fun.

[Amanda]

That's fun.

[Tommy]

Here's one in quotes. Yelling.

[Arasha]

Yelling.

[Amanda]

Yours is yelling. You know what I will say. I know this episode is called Home Alone, but I didn't actually feel like that we were three kids at home alone. I felt like Shane and I share a condo. Okay.

[Tommy]

Right.

[Amanda]

And Shane's on a towel. And I was like, twiddling my thumbs. And I was like, what am I gonna do in my condo all by myself for Christmas? I'm gonna invite these two people over that I met in line at this fun antique rodeo shop. And I invited them over and they. And you guys brought many different things. Like, you brought a basket of different fruit.

[Arasha]

You were gonna say weird.

[Amanda]

I was gonna say weird.

[Tommy]

Weird fruit.

[Arasha]

It's fine. I brought weird fruit.

[Amanda]

And Tommy brought like a bottle of vodka, but it was half empty. And then you brought a chocolate cake. Yeah, like grocery store bought. And we've been sitting. Yeah, of course. And we've been sitting in the living room just talking. And that's what this episode has felt like.

[Tommy]

Haven't touched the cake yet.

[Arasha]

And I really.

[Amanda]

And. And I want. I want to cut it. But every time I try to go to leave, something new pops up and I go down another portal. And I. I just want to say, like, I actually am really enjoying it.

[Arasha]

You promise? Yes.

[Tommy]

You won't believe it. I just found a note with characters in it.

[Amanda]

And with that, and with that, read the top one, and then we're out of here.

[Tommy]

Okay. So this is from the same group of characters when we were for grip guys. This was where Bruce came from. Was this like, idea batch.

[Arasha]

Uh huh.

[Tommy]

Bruce.

[Amanda]

Oh my God.

[Tommy]

Donna, 47, shaped like a bowling pin. She's got a headache. She asks everyone to quiet down. She drinks a lot of whiskey but never gets drunk. Quiet down. Like Debbie Downer, but angry. Okay.

[Arasha]

Debbie Downer, but angry.

[Amanda]

I know.

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[Tommy]

I know.

[Amanda]

She literally is shaped like this. She's beyond pear shape. Her head is so tiny and thin.

[Arasha]

And the rest of her body is constantly a migraine. She's like.

[Amanda]

And she drinks so much whiskey.

[Tommy]

Never drunk.

[Amanda]

Never.

[Tommy]

She could drive you home instantly. Headache though, though. Don't say anything.

[Amanda]

That actually is the best one.

[Arasha]

That's great.

[Amanda]

Wow. Wow. Tommy and Arasha.

[Arasha]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

It actually was such a joy. And I knew putting you two Little kids together would be just a little kid. Absolutely wild. And I loved it so much. You guys make me very happy.

[Arasha]

Can I say the last note that I found?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Arasha]

November 4, 2022 at 9:45pm Oof. What am I doing this for?

[Tommy]

Wow.

[Arasha]

Wow.

[Tommy]

Existential ending.

[Amanda]

Guys, check out your notes app and put them in the comments cuz I want to. I want to hear. I want to hear what's going on.

[Tommy]

Yeah. What grocery store items do you have?

[Arasha]

Literally endless. I. How many notes do you guys have on your phone?

[Tommy]

Don't want to tell you.

[Arasha]

I need to know the number. I actually need to know the number.

[Amanda]

Thousands.

[Arasha]

Yours is a new phone but icloud. Oh you know what it says it at the bottom.

[Amanda]

280, 745.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Arasha]

818.

[Tommy]

I win.

[Arasha]

Wow.

[Tommy]

Oh and half of them are grocery notes.

[Arasha]

Yeah. Well, I just. I think it's fun to just put one word.

[Amanda]

Goodbye guys.

[Tommy]

We love you so much.

[Amanda]

We love you and we hope our mom comes home at some point cause they're in Paris right now.

[Arasha]

Kevin.

[Tommy]

She's left us without food or money.

[Arasha]

And find Buzz's porn please in the comments let them know that Buzz had magazines.

[Amanda]

Goodbye.

[Tommy]

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[Amanda]

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[Tommy]

Having four kids that you know about.

[Amanda]

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[Tommy]

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[Amanda]

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[Tommy]

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[Amanda]

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[Arasha]

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[Arasha]

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[Amanda]

C mintmobile.com hey, this is Sarah. Look, I'm standing out front of a.m. p.m. Right now and well, you're sweet and all, but I found something more fulfilling, even kind of cheesy. But I like it. Sure, you met some of my dietary.

[Arasha]

Needs, but they've just got it all. So farewell, oatmeal.

[Amanda]

So long, you strange soggy.

[Tommy]

Break up with bland breakfast and taste AM PM's bacon, egg and cheese biscuit made with K tree eggs, smoked bacon and melty cheese on a buttery biscuit. Am PM too much good stuff.