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Shane
Hey guys, before this episode begins, we wanted to give a little announcement. If you haven't heard, Smosh is moving buildings, moving into a bigger studio. It's going to be incredible. We're moving from Rancho Cucamonga all the way to San Diego to Rancho Cucamonga. We're moving from Rancho Cucamonga to Rancho Cucamonga.
Amanda
Either way, it's going to be bigger, better. We're going to be able to do more in this space, more content, which I'm really, really excited about. We'll still have fun vibes for the podcast.
Shane
Of course, a lot may not look different, but in order for us to move, there's gonna be a stretch where we're not able to film anything because we're moving. So because of that, there will be changes to the upload schedule, particularly on the Pit channel and the Games channel. So if you're curious about that, check out the socials. Smosh socials on Instagram anywhere to get more updates on that.
Amanda
But don't stress. Don't stress, because we have done a lot to prepare for this move already, but it will just look a little bit different. It will be interesting and fun.
Shane
Yeah. We've changed things up, and within no time, we're gonna be back to normal and probably doing more things are gonna.
Amanda
We're gonna level up.
Shane
Yeah. I think it's time we level up.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
But anyways, letting you know that. Now, on to the best episode of this show we've ever recorded ever. Hi. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.
Amanda
And I'm Amanda. And we have a very special guest with us today, Courtney Miller.
Courtney Miller
Howdy, howdy, howdy ho.
Shane
Howdy ho.
Amanda
She just. I don't know who you turn into.
Shane
Reba.
Courtney Miller
Who is that?
Amanda
Reba. Oh, my God.
Shane
Okay, I did text Angela the other night, and I was just like, check this out. Reba. Moosemaster.
Amanda
Reba.
Courtney Miller
We're all Reba.
Amanda
Different stages of Reba.
Shane
Different. Yes.
Amanda
I want to be big haired Reba.
Shane
Oh, I'm sitcom Reba. I'm fully sick.
Amanda
Who are you? Court.
Courtney Miller
I'll be like, hey, I'll be just the theme song. Reba.
Shane
And one of us needs to be like, cyborg Reba.
Amanda
Oh, my God.
Courtney Miller
Oh, my God.
Amanda
Wait, this. This has to happen.
Shane
We have to do Reba.
Amanda
She did, like, a commercial recently, and I was like, what? She was like, oh, my God, it's Reba.
Courtney Miller
Or something.
Amanda
Like, I can't.
Shane
She's awesome. Like, what an incredible brand to establish, Reba. Like, what's your brand? I'm a single mom who works two.
Courtney Miller
Jobs, loves her kids, and never stops.
Amanda
What's her brand?
Courtney Miller
Stop.
Amanda
Reba.
Shane
I'm Reba.
Amanda
She's a real redhead.
Shane
Yeah. True Ginger. Truly. Is that her natural hair color? Like, like, I'm sure. I'm sure she's dyeing it now. But.
Amanda
Yeah. Can you relax?
Shane
I'm sure she's. But, but, but, like, originally, Google Run.
Courtney Miller
Does the same thing and does it.
Amanda
To make it more fair.
Shane
Fair entirely. See, we're already doing Reba Moosemaster right now.
Courtney Miller
I always loved our series of doing Too many Somethings. And we. But we always, like, struggle with a game. But Moosemaster is the perfect one to just do those.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Because it's a game for children.
Courtney Miller
Yes.
Shane
I can't imagine playing that game with children. No.
Amanda
Oh, yeah.
Courtney Miller
I feel like.
Shane
Pick up a card, you idiot. You didn't do it right. Pick up a car.
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Yeah.
Shane
Pick up a card, dumbass. You lost. Go outside.
Amanda
You lose.
Shane
Sit there in silence.
Amanda
Yeah, you can't say no. You can't say, idiot. My thumb's here.
Shane
Dumb. What are you saying? What do you say? Pick up a card.
Amanda
Pick up a card. Finish this story.
Shane
The. Why wasn't I invited to Thanksgiving this year? It's like, you pissed off all the kids, and you're, like, passing the whatever.
Courtney Miller
Story because we brought Flip seven to play with your nieces and stuff.
Shane
Like, oh, Flip seven. Perfect.
Courtney Miller
Was good. But we. I think Moosemaster would break the family.
Shane
I would never want to play Moosemaster. No, but Moosemaster here. One of the. One of the goats.
Amanda
It's. It's. It's literally my favorite. We get so upset with it.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney Miller
Do you guys think we'll play it this year?
Shane
I think we're gonna play it.
Amanda
No, I think we're done for the year.
Shane
Yeah, we're done. No Flip seven. No. No Moosemaster. Okay. Today I got a bubble in my throat. Whoa, Brio. You know when that happens, your voice sounds different for a day. It sucks.
Amanda
And you're trying to say something serious.
Shane
You're, like, talking. Also, you're, like, coughing, like, otherwise. So.
Amanda
Do you go back and go, I'm so sorry I had something in my throat, or do you just, like, power?
Shane
Did you see, like, nothing ever happened?
Amanda
There's nothing better than someone powering through something like that or powering through a yawn. You know, Ian did it the other day, like, on camera, and I was like, you just powered through a yawn.
Courtney Miller
And he was speaking through it.
Shane
Ian will power through yawns.
Courtney Miller
Yeah, he's, like, yawning and burping and talking.
Shane
I feel so bad when I yawn in. In the middle of a conversation.
Amanda
Done it so many times.
Shane
I do.
Amanda
Because you're tired.
Courtney Miller
Don't make me yawn.
Amanda
Anyways, guys, we are going over our 2025 predictions that we. We predicted for last year. We're going to see if any of them came true.
Shane
I think quite a bit did.
Amanda
Me too.
Shane
And then we're gonna make our predictions for 2026.
Amanda
Yeah. And court's gonna help us because Court has a lot of predictions. Yeah, Reba's gonna come to the studio. I'm already making that prediction.
Shane
Okay, Reba. Whoa.
Amanda
What if we. What if Reba came to Smosh?
Shane
I would love Reba as a guest.
Amanda
I'm not saying that she's on a video. She just comes to.
Shane
She's just here.
Amanda
She just says she watches over Moosemaster. Okay, so that's My first prediction is Reva's gonna come to Smosh Studio whether she's in a video or not.
Shane
She's gonna be here. She's gonna meet us.
Amanda
Just put your arms around each other and be there. Be there.
Shane
Okay, should we look over our predictions for 2025 and. And mark off all the ones we got? Right. Yes.
Amanda
Court.
Shane
Okay. Courtney has them. Okay, so wait, we can't have Court.
Amanda
Covered the whole time.
Courtney Miller
No, I'll just. I'll bring it up for when you guys.
Amanda
Yeah, yeah.
Shane
So we wrote it's year of the. Oh, so this was. What was the viral animal of 2025. Do we know what ended up being, like, some of the viral animals?
Courtney Miller
The baby hippo.
Shane
Well, the baby hippo was 2024.
Amanda
Yeah, that was 2024. Crazy. I know.
Shane
Capybaras were big in 2025. The old bear, the angler fish that passed away.
Amanda
That was just so sad.
Shane
I should have said angler fish. I said whale. So I think the angler fish that died was, like, the 2025. That was a big one.
Amanda
So we guessed cow, elephants, whale, hyrax.
Shane
Who's. I forget there?
Courtney Miller
An orange shark this year.
Amanda
Was there an orange giraffe and sloth? Safe to say that none of our animals were correct.
Shane
We did not nail that.
Courtney Miller
There was. Remember, there was the baby giraffe that passed away, but it was the first giraffe or, like, the only giraffe to be alive without spots.
Amanda
It didn't have spots, and it looked beautiful. So.
Courtney Miller
So a giraffe. There was a baby giraffe.
Shane
I know, but that's sad.
Courtney Miller
But they stayed a baby.
Shane
There wasn't a. Oh, baby forever.
Amanda
That's so sad.
Shane
I think we call that one a loss. I don't think we had a big hit with any of those.
Amanda
That's a loss.
Shane
But that's okay. This is.
Amanda
Should we.
Courtney Miller
Do you want to cross it out?
Amanda
I guess we can't cross it.
Shane
No, we'll just leave it unchecked. We'll mark the square if we feel this. This.
Amanda
If you're just listening right now, Cort is holding up a massive, big piece of white.
Shane
Yeah. Give it a little sound.
Courtney Miller
That's me. Big piece of white.
Shane
Okay. This next one I threw out there. Cause I was listening to a lot of Chapel Roan.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
And so at the beginning of 2025, I said, you know, I think Chapel Roan's career, it blew up so big so fast. I think Chapel Roan's gonna take a break. I think, like, that. That's the thing that musicians do a lot of.
Amanda
Well, she was getting very overwhelmed with her fans because her fans were being a lot. And I kind of feel like she did take a break.
Courtney Miller
She did take a break. She had to cancel a big show.
Shane
And I think she, like, delayed her album. Am I wrong?
Courtney Miller
Well, she delayed the release of Subway for a very, very long time. But I specifically remember she had to miss a big show because of her mental health. And people were like this diva. And I'm like, we all wanted a diva. We all wanted a diva. You guys just couldn't handle it.
Amanda
Listen, no one is coming for you. You have to take the breaks for yourself. You have to give yourself sel. Nobody is going to tell you to take a break. So I'm glad that she did.
Shane
I, yeah, did go on tour. She is on tour. So I don't know if it's like. It's a little, like.
Courtney Miller
It's not like a big break.
Shane
It's not like she pulled a Fiona Apple. You know what I mean?
Amanda
It's Fiona Apple.
Shane
That's kind of what I think. Not quite that prediction. I think I was predicting she's going to, like, not. She's going to. She's going to, like, go away. I don't think that's true. I don't think she fully took a break. I think she was really. I think she was around. She was performing. She's doing all that stuff.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
All right. Someone super famous on Bit City or Smosh Mouth.
Courtney Miller
Yep.
Shane
I think we. I think we. Who? Let's see, like.
Amanda
Well, Bob the Drag Queen was on Smoshmouth.
Shane
Pretty big.
Courtney Miller
Trixie Mattel.
Shane
Trixie Mattel and Bob the Drag Queen. So we did have two of the biggest drag queens ever. That's arguable. Yes. Both shows, I'd say that's pretty big. Yeah.
Amanda
Bill Clinton was also on Bit City.
Shane
That's true. There for the big reveal.
Amanda
And Ripley.
Courtney Miller
Jacksepticeye on URL was really cool. Jacksepticeye on Smash Mouth as well.
Shane
As far as YouTube goes, like, Jacksepticeye is one of the, like, big legendary ones to meet him, which was so very cool.
Amanda
Very cool.
Shane
And I was glad you. You met him. Not. Not in the context of here. You met him at a party.
Amanda
Yeah, I met him at a party.
Shane
It was very fun.
Amanda
And I was dumb and said, where are you from?
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
He was like.
Shane
And then he did stop by here again and we hung out because he really wanted to stop by.
Courtney Miller
Cooler than you could ever imagine.
Amanda
Guys, literally, very, very cool.
Shane
Such a normal dude, such a sweet.
Amanda
Guy, and funny as hell.
Shane
Cause we've hung out with him a few times now outside of work, and it's just kind of weird to just be like, hey, just vibing.
Courtney Miller
Hey, I adore him.
Shane
I think. I think we can mark that as we got it. We got someone super famous.
Amanda
Oh, sorry.
Courtney Miller
I smelled the sharpie.
Amanda
Oh, God.
Shane
Courtney's hiding van.
Courtney Miller
I think we can show that. I think we'll get demonetized for that.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Our Vanna White is gonna pass out.
Shane
Okay, Damian.
Amanda
I think I did this one.
Shane
Damian will go back to white hair. He didn'.
Courtney Miller
No, I think he's all natural now.
Shane
He's been all natural.
Amanda
Wow. He changed his tune. And that's fine. That's fine.
Shane
Amanda, you also said a show with celebrities dancing with goats.
Amanda
Yes, and I'm so glad that you mentioned that. That was my pitch.
Shane
Yes, that was your pitch. We need to establish.
Amanda
Here's the deal. This is not far off. Come on. Okay. There's no show with celebrities dancing with goats, but there are shows. Dancing with the Stars, and that's not.
Shane
A prediction because that show's been on for 25 years.
Courtney Miller
Dancing.
Amanda
Go.
Courtney Miller
Greatest of all time.
Shane
Oh. Oh. Tom Brady could end up on Dancing with the Stars.
Amanda
Do not want to watch that.
Shane
Why not?
Amanda
Cuz his knees are going to break. He's going to fall apart.
Shane
He was just playing football like, a year ago.
Amanda
Let's be real. He's patched up. That man is falling apart.
Shane
I don't know that guy. That guy's like a robot probably.
Amanda
I think he is, actually.
Shane
I think he's a robot. His diet is like. Have you ever heard about his diet?
Amanda
What is it?
Shane
He, like, doesn't eat sugar. He eats, like, only avocados or something.
Amanda
So unfun.
Shane
Yeah. Hey, he played football until he was 45. And he was.
Amanda
It's incredible.
Shane
Really great.
Amanda
Wow. Okay.
Shane
I hate to say it, so I.
Courtney Miller
Didn'T get that one, but it is a good one.
Shane
But we got it. We got someone. Hey, look, out of all of these, which one did we want to come true? We wanted someone super famous on Bit City slash Smoshmouth.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
And we got that and we got it. And I'm both. And I think that's another prediction we'll make for this year of just.
Amanda
Are we keeping track?
Shane
It's hard to keep track. We have, because we're a big deal.
Amanda
Now that Reba McIntyre is coming. And then also someone famous we got to get.
Shane
We Got to get Reba.
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Shane
I got a prediction of my own. I'll bring it up later.
Amanda
Oh, my God. I move.
Shane
Amanda, where have you been?
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You went to all your doctor's appointments?
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Yeah, I did.
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Courtney Miller
I'm outta here.
Shane
Okay, our next page. Wedding attendee as chosen. This did happen.
Amanda
Yes, it did.
Shane
This did happen. I don't know if we can find the post, but I remember seeing this that someone, they asked permission from the bride and groom. They're like, can I remember this picture and be at this wedding? And they're like, yes, absolutely. And so they were the chosen at a wedding. Now also, what happened this year? Very cool. Someone proposed to their partner dressed as the chosen while their partner was also dressed as the chosen.
Courtney Miller
Oh my God.
Amanda
Wait, did you see this picture?
Shane
I'm correct on that too, right? Yeah, that absolutely happened.
Amanda
I think so. I got.
Shane
Yeah, yeah. Yes. There was a proposed. There was a chosen photo.
Amanda
We're going to show it. Proposing.
Shane
Proposing.
Amanda
That is. That is commitment.
Shane
Well, you go on this journey with me.
Amanda
Oh, so we can mark that off.
Shane
As we can mark that off.
Amanda
Oh, so.
Shane
So moving it around.
Amanda
So. So we were supposed to get Vanna.
Shane
White, but I actually like drop it and I just mark it across the face. You give a unibrow. Okay, this didn't happen and it pisses me off. Smosh acknowledged by the pro darts community.
Amanda
So it's not really.
Shane
It was not. And I'm like, come on man, there's a win for you.
Amanda
Look at our video.
Shane
Just what if we.
Courtney Miller
What do we had a real dart person. Come on, darts.
Shane
Here's what I want. No here's. Here's. I'm going to throw this out. Not as a prediction. Here is my dream. Like, here is a dream. Smosh video.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Fred darts versus Fred Durst darts video.
Courtney Miller
Love it. Heart, heart, heart.
Amanda
Are we. Are we predicting? Are we putting that out there?
Shane
I. I'm not going to say it's a prediction. It's just because it's just something I really want to make happen. I. We got to get Fred Durst to come on a games video and play darts against Fred Darts.
Amanda
I can just picture Spencer being like.
Shane
Oh, he's going to freak the out.
Courtney Miller
I just want to say there was so many chosen Halloween costumes.
Shane
It was a lot. It was very chosen.
Courtney Miller
Brianna Boho combo. Always makes me happy.
Shane
It means a lot to me. It's really cool to see.
Amanda
So cool.
Shane
What I love about the chosen, too, is that it's like, I don't view it as, like, oh, they're dressing up as this, my character. I'm like, everyone's chosen as their own chosen.
Courtney Miller
Yeah.
Shane
Like, it's very cool. All right, so fuck the pro darts community. They fuck. Are you joking them?
Amanda
Do not say that on them.
Shane
They didn't acknowledge us. They didn't acknowledge us. Acknowledge us. Pro darts community. We've acknowledged them.
Courtney Miller
Well, here's the thing. Maybe they're just really annoyed at how poorly we play darts. Yeah, we're really not good. Also, we're playing with, like, magnets. Yeah. It's pretty tough.
Amanda
Yeah. And you just. Out of, like, you're just a rude guy. Oh, I just have a whole rant about chicken right now.
Courtney Miller
This is where it comes out, the darts.
Amanda
You're just a rude guy.
Shane
This next one did come true.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
A new soda with protein.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
And there suddenly, one day here at the Smosh office.
Amanda
I know.
Shane
It's like, what are these? Oh, they're sparkling waters with protein in them.
Amanda
And there was, like, 10 grams of protein in the.
Shane
It's a lot of protein.
Courtney Miller
There's a lot.
Shane
I don't trust it at all.
Courtney Miller
There was that, like, blue raspberry soda one. I. I really liked it.
Shane
But that came true.
Amanda
That's wild.
Shane
What a weird prediction that you had. That came true.
Amanda
I know. So weird.
Shane
You said it. I was like, what are you talking?
Courtney Miller
Not only that, protein became a complete craze.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
This year, look.
Shane
And I love protein, but this is getting a little weird.
Amanda
Did you guys remember?
Shane
I'm like, guys, eat. Eat beans, eat chicken. Eat, eat, eat protein. Eat the source.
Amanda
Do you remember the guy in love is blind. Who. Who literally put his chicken in a blender and drank it. That was hideous. Guys, let protein just be okay.
Shane
We don't need protein in.
Amanda
Let's just relax.
Shane
Alien goes to the White House for real. Did not happen.
Amanda
Totally happened.
Shane
It probably happened, but we don't know. You don't know.
Courtney Miller
They probably go every week.
Shane
They're not going to go to the White House right now.
Courtney Miller
Not right now.
Amanda
No, they're not waiting. They're waiting.
Shane
They're not. They're not going to go.
Amanda
They're just waiting.
Shane
Coca Cola will nix the polar bear.
Amanda
No, no. They. They're. They're. They're working with. So we're in December right now. They're working with Santa right now, but I don't think they. Did they nix the polar bear?
Shane
No, I don't think so. I think they had polar bear stuff. I just thought, like, they're going to move on from the polar bear. They're going to rebrand.
Amanda
I don't think they ever would.
Shane
They did not rebrand.
Amanda
No.
Shane
Amanda goes. What does that say?
Amanda
Amanda goes on the View.
Shane
Amanda goes on the View. I really wanted this to happen. I think it'd funny if you ended up on the View, but didn't happen.
Courtney Miller
I think you need to own them. Oh, if you go on just by Amanda, I'll just.
Amanda
I'll just own them all. Yeah, but I want to be in like an old school blazer suit, like a. Like a skirt blazer thing. And I'm just very dressed up for the day.
Courtney Miller
Really quick. Can I jump back to Coca Cola?
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney Miller
They did have a weird commercial, a weird holiday commercial this year, and I'm pretty sure it was like. Mostly I think they did, and I believe there was a polar bear in it or some kind of.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney Miller
Animal. Disappointing.
Amanda
Yeah. But they kept it and. Yeah. Maybe I'll go on the View next year.
Shane
We'll try. What's that last one? Smoshmouth reaches 1 million subs we are so close.
Courtney Miller
So I really want it to happen.
Shane
I know it could. Okay. Realistically, by now it's possible we've hit it or we're very close.
Amanda
That would be incredible.
Shane
As of recording this, we are not quite there yet, but it's really cool how close we are. Then all the small channels have at least a million subscribers.
Amanda
That's unreal huge.
Courtney Miller
So 3 so far have been.
Amanda
Right, We've.
Shane
And that's not bad. That's really how weird ours are.
Amanda
Well, this one's. You know, the alien part is we don't know.
Shane
What's our next page? Smosh holds a video game record. Now, we don't hold a video game record, but we do hold a board game record, so. Kind of game.
Courtney Miller
The Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Shane
Hungry Hungry Hippos. Me and Chance hold a world record for time to beat Hungry Hungry Hippos as a duo.
Courtney Miller
I bet you we could win. I bet you that we could make a record for most fist fights during a video game, because I know you guys have had lots of you guys freaking be. Oh, yeah, we fighting during video games.
Shane
And. And this next year, we're gonna hold the record for most Reba in one video.
Amanda
I'm a fish fight, y'. All. But that's not even her voice. I'll work on it. Hold it.
Courtney Miller
Oh, so you're crossing off video game records?
Shane
I think we. We hold a Guinness world A gaming record. World record. Yeah. And so I think it's good enough.
Amanda
I think so, too. Is there not a record for how many times we played Resident Evil or watched Spencer. Guys, come on.
Shane
No.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Sorry. No Smoshmouth listeners in Antarctica.
Amanda
This happened. We have a. We have a picture of it.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
And it's right here. Ready?
Shane
Think of others that fans could do, because the chosen at a wedding is what I'm really. The chosen at a wedding is what I'm really excited about. And I. I'm trying to think of other crazy things. Oh, I had one of someone. Okay. Someone will listen to Smoshmouth in Antarctica.
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Amanda
Yay.
Shane
We got it. Thank you. Selena's like, I hate thank you to our Antarctica listeners.
Amanda
You guys are incredible.
Shane
And then finally, smoshmouth listeners in 100 countries. I feel like this got proven to be true, like, immediately.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
I don't know. I can't. We haven't tallied it up to 100 countries.
Amanda
It was last year. 129.
Courtney Miller
Holy crap.
Amanda
2025. So Smoshmouth is listened in 129 countries, maybe more. Yeah.
Shane
That's very cool. We got all three of these.
Amanda
That is so cool.
Shane
Pretty sick. I. It does amaze me, hearing and, like, seeing the comments of where people are at in the world.
Amanda
It amazed me that people are listening to us talk.
Shane
It's very cool. I know. I'm like, what?
Amanda
I'm like, huh?
Shane
It's trippy, man. It's really trippy.
Amanda
It is really, really cool.
Shane
But I really appreciate it. Now we move on to 2026.
Courtney Miller
We're well into the 20s, aren't we?
Shane
Yeah, dude.
Courtney Miller
Yeah. The 2000 and 20s.
Amanda
That's.
Shane
What do you think is the better part of a decade? The first half or the. The second half? I almost feel like the second half is where, like, the identity of that decade starts to really.
Amanda
Have you watched a movie from the early 2000s? The outfits are horrendous.
Courtney Miller
But we figured out. We figured out by 2005, you know, I think 2008.
Shane
I think 2008 was when that identity was really figured.
Amanda
Yeah, yeah.
Shane
2008 was like prime 2000.
Amanda
2000. Like, the year 2000 was. What happened in the year 2000. I don't know.
Courtney Miller
Okay. Everyone was all rattled and scared from the computers rebooting.
Amanda
Potentially weren't figuring that out yet.
Shane
So I think the second half, 2000s, was weird. I feel like maybe the first half of that was a little better.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
And then. But 2020 is. I think we can only do better than the first half. First half, pretty bad.
Amanda
What happened? Yeah.
Shane
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Amanda
You hear about this?
Courtney Miller
You know about this.
Shane
You hear about this. Okay. 2026. Look, I. I gotta have hope. I'm like, we gotta have a. We gotta have this. Be a good year.
Amanda
Do we have a word for 26 that you guys want a word for 2026? Yeah, like a word that you're striving for. You know how people choose a word?
Shane
Oh, I'm not good with that type of thing. Oh, well, too bad.
Amanda
You have to do it.
Shane
Actually. No, thank you.
Amanda
No. Don't open a portal right now. I'm gonna shut this portal.
Courtney Miller
You're gonna do stranger things. Hands at each other.
Amanda
Okay, Stranger things.
Shane
I don't know if I can think of a word for it.
Amanda
Word that you want for 2026. That's what I'm thinking. Like, okay, so 2025, my word was observe. Oh, 2026, my word is pause.
Shane
So you're talking about. You're talking about more like intentions.
Amanda
Me? Yes.
Shane
Oh. So I was going to say, like, wow. Like 2026. I think it's wow.
Amanda
No, no, not the year. Like, as a whole. Like, for what? For what? Your intention is my intention.
Shane
Focus.
Amanda
Love it.
Shane
Focus.
Amanda
Focus is good.
Shane
You know, like, just focus.
Courtney Miller
Mine can't fit in one word unless you guys can help me.
Amanda
That's okay.
Courtney Miller
Get back on the horse.
Shane
Get back on the horse. I think that's similar to focus.
Amanda
Giddy up. Let's put that.
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Shane
Giddy up.
Courtney Miller
I did say howdy ho when we started this episode.
Amanda
Or giddy up.
Shane
Giddy up is a good word for giddy up.
Amanda
Giddy up.
Shane
All right.
Amanda
Wow.
Shane
Okay. Giddy up, giddy up.
Courtney Miller
Pause.
Shane
Reba.
Courtney Miller
Giddy up.
Shane
Focus, Reba, Focus. Reba. Giddy up.
Courtney Miller
Pause, giddy up and focus.
Shane
Okay, for 2026, is Reba.
Amanda
Reba.
Shane
All right, predictions for 2026. Does anyone want to begin?
Amanda
SNL will be hosted by a famous tiktoker.
Shane
I really like this prediction. They have not. They have yet to really lean into, like a YouTuber Internet personality.
Courtney Miller
Yeah. Trisha Paytas had a cameo in an episode but did not host.
Amanda
Like, so that always choose a big celebrity who has, like a bunch of movies going on right now. I think it's possible that SNL is going to have a host that is just like TikTok famous. YouTube famous, which is no shade, nothing like that. They've never had that.
Shane
Well, and a lot of YouTube TikTok people are trained sketch people that are just doing TikTok and YouTube as a means of getting themselves out there. Right.
Courtney Miller
I mean, Veronica is cool, who is casted as of right now and is.
Shane
From TikTok, and Jeremy is mostly known from Dropout. Like, these people would argue, like, oh, they're Internet personalities. Like, no, they've been. A lot of them have been doing stage forever, but they're known via that. Right. So I think that's more what I'm thinking. Someone threw this out there. I saw it when Jeremy got hired as an SNL cast member. I saw someone be like, dude, if Brennan Lee Mulligan hosted snl, it'd be incredible. And I'm like, he would kill it.
Amanda
Yeah. Would that count as this?
Shane
I think that would count to me because I'm like an Internet famous for dimension 20 and what he does on Dropout. And I'm like, but is dropout even count as Internet TikTok?
Courtney Miller
You said TikTok. I would be curious because I think usually, like, most of the time I feel like when people host snl, they're promoting something big.
Shane
It's true.
Courtney Miller
So I'm like, what could a tiktoker be doing? Like, maybe they're going to be in a movie and they're promoting. But. But yeah, I'm very curious about this. I definitely think an Internet person at the very least.
Shane
I also think, like, it would have been wild with iron lung coming out if Markiplier had hosted.
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Shane
Like, you get like something like that. I'm like, that'd be really cool.
Courtney Miller
That would have been huge. Dang. Missed opportunity.
Shane
Okay, you want to hear Something that would be insane. Tell us just for one day comes out of retirement. Jenna Marbles HOST is hosts snl.
Courtney Miller
Oh, my God.
Shane
Imagine that.
Amanda
Just.
Shane
Just like, yeah, just out of the blue.
Courtney Miller
I think the Internet would actually, like, explode.
Amanda
Would that count as my prediction?
Shane
Because I would. I would count that. Like, I would. I think this is going to be one that we can kind of have, like, a little bit of a caveat.
Courtney Miller
An Internet person.
Amanda
An Internet person will host SNL in.
Shane
Because I would also simultaneously say if, like, Addison Rae hosted. I wouldn't count that because she's now not just doing TikTok, she's like, got an album.
Amanda
I'm talking like, they're just on the Internet. Yeah, that's what.
Shane
That's not like, where they got their.
Amanda
Start done movies and stuff like that.
Shane
Because, like, true. Because if it's like, oh, if they got their start there, it's like they've already done that. Donald glover started on YouTube.
Courtney Miller
Right.
Shane
So Bo Burnham started on YouTube.
Amanda
Right, right, right, right.
Shane
Right. Oh, good prediction. Bo Burnham comes back.
Amanda
Is he taking a break?
Shane
He just. Every five years he appears and.
Courtney Miller
And changes your life and raps.
Shane
It's due time for Bo Burnham to.
Amanda
To drop something because his last thing was. Was it inside? God, that was so incredible.
Shane
Every thing he comes out and does is like, the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Amanda
Massachusetts boy.
Courtney Miller
He started posting some of his stuff on TikTok in the last, like, several months, like, just kind of sprinkling it around.
Shane
I think.
Amanda
I think we need to normalize people taking five years off, because if you want greatness, you need artists to take.
Courtney Miller
A break and have something to think about and talk about.
Shane
Yes, I really do love. And I think a lot of them do it, but I love the youtubers who drop like a video every few months and they really take time, and I love that. I don't think you need to do the thing that was necessary, like, eight years ago or whatever, where you have to keep up your relevancy by. By being out there. I think people.
Courtney Miller
It's sad. I think platforms like TikTok, that's how their algorithm operates. Like, if you take two weeks off, like, you feel it and your views and that sucks. Like, that sucks to foster an environment like that where people feel like they can't stop and have something to think about or say, well, you're not getting.
Amanda
To me, you're not getting quality content at all, if you are. And I know that we put out videos all the time, but it's Just like, we have a huge team. If you're by yourself, it's like, we need to give artists time. Time to cook. Like.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
To fill our cup.
Shane
I do think about that when I see people online who are posting stuff constantly, and I'm always like, man, what would they make if. If you gave them time and they weren't worried about putting stuff out there every day and you gave them.
Amanda
They might. They might question themselves, which might be good because you kind of need to, like, switch things up.
Shane
Totally.
Amanda
You need a little bit more pressure.
Shane
Totally.
Amanda
And I feel like more time gives you more pressure. That's what I feel like with TikTok is it was like, you're seeing stuff all the time. You're actually erasing the pressure. Right. You're. You're adding the pressure of time, but you're erasing the pressure of the quality of it. And I'm not saying that TikTokers are not doing quality work, but I'm saying, like, as me, as an artist, I need to give myself.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
The time to, like. Like, you should have a project every three to five years, like, aside big projects.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney Miller
Yeah. Emma Chamberlain has talked about this a lot, and, like, her dad, I guess, taught her a really valuable lesson of, like, you need to take a break and experience life so that you have something to say.
Amanda
You'll just be a better performer.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney Miller
Because as an artist, you just, like, we're. We're saying something with what we put out. Like, we have an overarching message that, like, friendship always wins or comedy rooted in friendship here. Like, we. We work to send that message all the time.
Amanda
And, like.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
And if you're not. If you're not, like, living your life, you don't have anything to offer people. If you are not. If you don't have, like, a hobby that you're giddy about, that's not just your art. Like, in my opinion, you have nothing to say. You have nothing that I personally can gain from. I don't know why I'm going on.
Courtney Miller
This thing, but art is objective, too. So, like, we're saying art, art, it can be anything that you're doing.
Amanda
Exactly, yeah. Cooking. You could be, like, doing cooking videos.
Shane
And I know people feel the pressure right now with everything of, like, they don't have the time, they don't have the money, they don't have the ability to, like, get that space to do that.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
And that sucks. I think I feel for them and that I'm like, I want to see that happen for so Many of them.
Amanda
But a part of me is also talking about not just filming it and letting the world see it. I'm talking about a conversation with a person.
Shane
Totally.
Amanda
Like, I want to have it. Like you, you can change people's lives just by meeting someone on the street and having a conversation with them. And I know that that's rare nowadays, but it's like that to me is what I'm talking about. It's like people, we forget that. It's like, oh, my resume, my TikTok, my brand. It's like, what about you as yourself, building up yourself of things that you want to talk about?
Shane
Yeah, I get that. Like, how big is your Internet self and how big is your real self and which one is. Is clouding out over the other. Yes, I feel that because, you know.
Amanda
You'Ve met someone from the Internet, so. Or, or, or like a famous person and you're like, what's going on with you as a person or people who.
Courtney Miller
Are not on the Internet and who are doing so much and just because the world doesn't know about it, you know?
Shane
Right.
Amanda
Anyways, that's my rant.
Courtney Miller
I love that, though.
Shane
Love that. Good start.
Amanda
Thanks.
Shane
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Shane
Courtney, do you have a prediction?
Courtney Miller
I do. I think someone on the Smosh cast is going to either host a red carpet or interview on the red carpet.
Amanda
Ooh, that's definitely possible.
Shane
That's a good one.
Amanda
That's a good one. Who do we. Who do we think?
Courtney Miller
I think it could be someone like Arasha or like. I would love for it to be me. I definitely think you or Shane could. Could be. I think we have. That's the beauty of it. I think we have so many talented Smash members. I think you and Tommy have already done something close to it. I love hosting, which was DragCon.
Amanda
It is so, so fun. And then we did three body problem. That was really.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
We, like, actually interviewed celebrities that I was like, oh, my God, I'm a fan. Yeah. And that was intense. But I loved it.
Courtney Miller
So I.
Shane
So I guess it's theoretically happened, but.
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Shane
You're talking about even on a bigger scale of hosting for one of them.
Courtney Miller
Yeah, like I'm thinking about, like, obviously this is the biggest version of that, but like, Emma Chamberlain interviewing everybody on behalf of Vogue at the Met Gala. Yeah, that's a big one. That's probably the biggest possible. And so I'm thinking, like, you know, if there's another. There's going to be another Marvel movie that comes out, and it's like, one of you guys. One of us. Like, you could do it and be.
Amanda
In, like, a sick outfit.
Courtney Miller
Yeah, that's a given.
Amanda
But yeah, of course. Hello.
Shane
I love that.
Amanda
Thanks. That's a good one.
Shane
Okay, here's the first one I wrote down. There will be really good news for everyone. I don't know, just legit. A day. Everyone feels good.
Amanda
How do we write that down?
Shane
Need that. No, we need a day that we all agree, like, what happened? That we all felt really good because we need a win.
Amanda
I agree.
Shane
I just feel like the world needs a win. And I'm saying the world will have a win.
Courtney Miller
Something is going to.
Shane
Something good.
Amanda
It's gonna be a good year.
Courtney Miller
Something or to someone or that we all just think is really awesome.
Amanda
Yeah, the world needs a win.
Shane
Any. Any version at the end of the year, if we go. That happened and we all felt good about it.
Amanda
I love that. Okay, Good prediction.
Shane
Okay, I'll move on from this one. I'll make a more specific one. A gathering of 100 chosen.
Courtney Miller
Whoa.
Shane
There will be a gathering of 100 chosen somewhere. Oh, my God.
Amanda
Somehow, did we not say versus?
Shane
We. We were. You were joking about 100 chosen Christ. There can be one Sarah christ there, but 100 chosen.
Amanda
Guys, if there's 100 chosen and then there's one Sarah Christ just in the background and all you can see is the bangs, I count that.
Shane
I. If 100 chosen show up to any convention, that'd be incredible.
Courtney Miller
I want to be part of that.
Amanda
You can be.
Courtney Miller
There we go, and we get a bodyguard. And the bodyguard is also just like a Chosen.
Shane
If that is legit happening where there's like, okay, a hundred or more Chosens are going to show up to this, like, convention, like an Anime Con. Comic Con. I will show up and I will try to just stay within the crowd and just.
Courtney Miller
Whoa. Your overall stature gets recognized from a quarter mile away. You're. You're. You're not going to be able to fight.
Shane
And not if the other chosen. Not at the other. Not if the other chosens are willing to. To disguise me as well. As long as they don't blow my.
Amanda
Cover, they're going to know it's. You could be a.
Courtney Miller
But if you ever are at a Chosen gathering and one of us is there, be cool.
Shane
Yeah. Do not blow my Cover. I want to add one more just because it's also a chosen thing. It's my two chosen predictions. I'm also predicting Chosen on a jumbotron.
Courtney Miller
I love it.
Amanda
That's.
Shane
That's also very possible. If you dress up as the chosen at any sort of event or anything, and you end up on the Jumbotron, like a kiss cam or whatever, it wins.
Amanda
Two chosens kissing each other.
Shane
Two chosen.
Courtney Miller
That's crazy.
Shane
Two chosens kissing on a kiss cam at a. On a jumbotron. That is unbelievable. I retire. I'm done.
Amanda
Wait, I'm like, hey, are you gonna retire then?
Shane
I will. I'll think about it. I'll take a break for five years. No, but that would be amazing.
Amanda
That would be.
Shane
That would be the peak for me. I'd be like, all right, love that.
Amanda
You're done. You can die.
Shane
Okay, Amanda.
Amanda
There will be a smosh, baby. I know. I. I know. I predict. I know I predicted this, and it was true.
Shane
Yeah. You knew.
Amanda
I knew. I'm doing it again, because. Whatever. And it's not me. It's. It's literally not me. No, no, no, no. But, like, I'm doing it again. Whatever, whatever. Maybe there'll be a sponge baby. I don't know. Okay, Maybe it'll be like a baby, like a kitten. I don't know.
Shane
Okay. Yeah, there could be any version of it, because Angela's baby from 2024, we counted as a smosh baby.
Amanda
Yes, exactly. So I'm just putting it out there. Who knows? Okay.
Shane
All right.
Amanda
It could be, like, a little baby fur. Fur baby as well. Hey, that's one of mine.
Shane
I wrote down Smoshmouth. So we had Smoshmouth in Antarctica. Smoshmouth in space.
Courtney Miller
Oh, what?
Shane
Someone want an astronaut being, like, someone watches or listens to Smoshmouth in space.
Courtney Miller
Do you think that's possible?
Shane
I don't know.
Courtney Miller
They're able to.
Shane
I don't know.
Amanda
I don't know if, like, you know, they can get the signal up there.
Courtney Miller
But they can talk to Houston, whoever he is.
Amanda
Yeah, who. Who is Houston? Is Hugh is Houston.
Shane
What is the headquarters?
Amanda
That's us. Houston.
Shane
That's. That's the.
Amanda
I know, but, like, around it.
Shane
It's Houston.
Courtney Miller
Dude, we're joking with you.
Amanda
Johnny.
Shane
Johnny. Houston.
Courtney Miller
Shane, learn what comedy is for.
Shane
Oh, my God.
Amanda
Okay, this one's crazy, because I thought I put this as a prediction, but I. Apparently I didn't. Anthony shaves his head.
Courtney Miller
Oh, yeah.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney Miller
And this is a very good one.
Amanda
Yeah, I thought I Said it in the last year. He did.
Shane
So it didn't. Doesn't even matter.
Amanda
It doesn't matter.
Shane
Are you predicting it for this year?
Amanda
Anthony shaves his head.
Shane
He shaves his head. Okay.
Amanda
Maybe he'll hear this and just do it.
Shane
Okay. Do you want me to do another one?
Courtney Miller
I'm struggling.
Shane
That's okay.
Amanda
Don't even worry about it.
Shane
If you think of one, say I.
Amanda
Want to read one of mine.
Courtney Miller
Okay.
Amanda
Yeah. I don't. You.
Shane
Absolutely. My next one is new fish. I think it's gonna be a new fish. I think they're gonna discover a new fish.
Amanda
Oh, I thought you meant fish the band. There's gonna be a new fish. The band.
Shane
Why would I do that?
Amanda
I was like, why would I talk.
Shane
About fish the band.
Amanda
Why would another band come up and go, we're the new fish.
Shane
I think there's a new fish. Well, that's how. So fish has been around for centuries and a new band has to go and kill them. Everyone take it off. Nobody.
Amanda
It is hours and hours, my friends.
Shane
Your friend's dad loves that.
Amanda
No, my friends from home who are my age literally spend money and go and listen to fish. Wow.
Courtney Miller
For hours you're thinking there's gonna be a new fish for the.
Shane
Already at the aquarium.
Courtney Miller
Listen to fish. Everyone believe fish.
Amanda
I'm not gonna laugh at that. So what kind of fish? What kind of.
Courtney Miller
Actually, this one. I actually do agree.
Amanda
And I gotta laugh at that.
Courtney Miller
So you think there's gonna be a new fish?
Shane
Because remember, they're discover like a new.
Courtney Miller
Fish and it's gonna be like there was one. The orange shark. Did you see the thing about that, Selena? There was an orange shark. Where it's a rare combination of albinism and another genetic mutation. It looked like a giant goldfish, but it was a shark.
Amanda
It was a nurse shark. Shark.
Shane
But that's a nurse shark. I'm saying like a new species is going to be like. We're going to be like discover a new fish. And they're discovering new shit all the time. Right. But I think it's going to be a big deal and everyone's going to.
Amanda
Hear about like, like, like deep under the water, maybe.
Shane
It could be anywhere.
Amanda
What is this fish gonna look like?
Shane
That's way too detailed for me to predict what I don't know. I think it's gonna be a funny. It's gonna be funny.
Amanda
Funny.
Shane
I think a funny new fish. Funny looking fish. Okay, look at this dumbass.
Courtney Miller
Okay.
Shane
Discovered he's hiding all this time.
Courtney Miller
I think we both have this one, but I think there's gonna be a smosh version of Flip 7.
Shane
Oh, I wrote that down. I want a smosh version of flip seven.
Courtney Miller
I think there's gonna be, like, cute little pictures, like, drawings of each cast member of, like, how they app or, like, like the second chance card and, like, has a picture of chance and a heart.
Amanda
Oh, my God. I love that.
Courtney Miller
I think that flip. Because we. We love flip seven. And flip seven, I think might love us. Right. Love us right back. And so maybe that could be really cool.
Amanda
Wait, that's actually brilliant. I. We play the game here with Reba.
Shane
And then we play it with Reba.
Courtney Miller
Yeah.
Amanda
Wait, that actually gave me an idea that you just said that. I predict that we have a tarot card set made of all smosh.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Smosh people. Smosh characters.
Shane
Okay. Smosh Tarot, Right?
Amanda
Like, queen of swords is like, okay, Sarah Christ or something.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
I don't know. That would be sick.
Shane
That'd be cool.
Amanda
Do you know that back in the day with tarot, or they call it tarot, they would have kings and queens would have, like, a. Artist recreate their, like, family lineage in tarot cards.
Shane
Wow.
Amanda
So they would literally get, like a.
Shane
A.
Amanda
A maid tarot set of their entire family. Imagine how sick that is.
Courtney Miller
That's really cool. We all got our tarot cards read at the holiday party.
Amanda
That's what I was thinking about. And I got queen of swords.
Courtney Miller
I forget what I got, but I was. It was about water.
Shane
So you got cups and then someone spilled their drink on you?
Courtney Miller
No, that'd be really Dare you how? You were. You were really drunk.
Amanda
What did you carry, Shane?
Shane
I got a guy carrying some stuff on a. I don't know the name of.
Courtney Miller
Had like a garden below it, desert.
Amanda
Below, eight of eight of wands.
Courtney Miller
There was wands or swords or something. I think it was wands.
Amanda
Anyways, I have another one. Yes, please, go ahead.
Courtney Miller
I think a late night show is going to do a D. D. Okay. I think. I think there's going to be some kind of like, Jimmy Fallon playing like a one shot or something. You know what I mean?
Shane
Like, I like the prediction that network TV is gonna try to do D and D because it's been so big.
Courtney Miller
Yeah.
Shane
100 critical role and. And dimension 20.
Amanda
Imagine Jimmy Fallon playing D and D.
Courtney Miller
Like Jimmy Fallon or is playing DND with, like, Kendall Jenner. Like, it's gonna be. It's gonna be. No, I'm not even joking because they did dungeons and Drag queens. It was years ago, but it was huge. Everybody got to see that first episode and then the rest was behind the paywall. Like, validly so. But it was incredibly done. And like, all those drag queens still talk about it. They all got to dress up as their characters for Halloween this past year. Like, it's huge. So, yeah, I definitely think, like a late night show or the traditional media circuit is going to somehow take on.
Amanda
D and D. Wait, I love that.
Shane
I love that.
Amanda
Really good prediction. Can we. Can we all jump in on this? What's the viral animal for 2026?
Courtney Miller
Ooh.
Shane
I think my new fish prediction is kind of like.
Amanda
My God, your new fish.
Shane
I'm leaning into my new fish.
Amanda
His new dumbass fish is what he said. You said dumbass fish.
Shane
Hey, look, anglerfish was big for 2025. That would have counted.
Courtney Miller
I didn't hear about that.
Amanda
This.
Shane
Yeah. The angler fish that died.
Courtney Miller
Okay. Can you tell me more than just thing.
Shane
It's the most famous thing they can do. I actually don't know.
Amanda
First time that an angler fish was like caught. Caught on. Fully captured on camera.
Shane
Yeah, they're.
Amanda
They're the ones with the.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
With a little light. It was starting to swim up and float into its.
Courtney Miller
Into its ascension name.
Amanda
Like angel or something. That's really sad. I just made it more sad.
Courtney Miller
It wasn't like it was angelic.
Shane
Angel, probably her name. Male angler fish are really, really tiny.
Amanda
Of course. That makes sense.
Shane
And they attach themselves to the female.
Courtney Miller
And then they become. They become a ball sack.
Amanda
So they become clingy and small.
Shane
They become a tiny little ball sack attached to.
Amanda
That makes so much sense.
Shane
What a life.
Courtney Miller
They just. I just love that male. Male. I just love that male anger. Anglerfish are just honest, you know, they're like. They just become what they are.
Amanda
I'm a ball sack and I'm gonna stay with you forever.
Courtney Miller
I'm gonna die and become a ball sac.
Amanda
Wow.
Shane
Truly.
Amanda
Okay. I think the viral animal is a turtle.
Shane
I. I love that prediction.
Amanda
Yeah.
Courtney Miller
Famous turtle turtles on there.
Amanda
Oh, well, I said that Shane's gonna get a turtle, but I. I'm excited.
Shane
I saw that.
Courtney Miller
I was like. I was like, not revive anything.
Shane
I had turtles as a kid.
Amanda
I think the turtle. I think the viral animal of 2026 is going to be a turtle.
Shane
Speaking of five year breaks, having a turtle is like that. They disappear for like a year or two and then all of a sudden they just show up again. You're like, where the hell have you?
Courtney Miller
Because they go on the ground or somewhere cold. Also, wasn't there a turtle who invited last year or the year before that, like, just saved his species by being a total stud.
Shane
Damn.
Courtney Miller
Do you know what I'm saying? There was a big. There was an old turtle that just got every female turtle pregnant.
Shane
Oh, whoa.
Amanda
That turtle was slaying it.
Shane
Wasn't there a Galapagos turtle that just died that was alive from, like, the 1800s?
Amanda
And you like talking about animals dying. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.
Shane
That's the most famous.
Amanda
Wait, so it is my dream to go on the Galapagos with my mom and my sister. We've talked about it for years. But you can't stay on the island. If you want to go, you have to do, like, a scuba dive tour, and you have to stay on the boat for, like, a week or something.
Shane
Whoa.
Amanda
That is my. That is my ultimate dream.
Shane
Interesting.
Amanda
That's what I want to do. But I'm like, can I be on a boat and dive that many days and not.
Shane
I love animals. I love animals that are specific to one island. Because, like, Galapagos tortoises and then Kodiak bears, like, they get. They get real weird on. On some of those islands. I also think maybe, like, Kodiak bears are like, the biggest bears fucking ever.
Amanda
Because they're all on their own.
Shane
Because they're on this. Well, they're on this tiny little island where they have so much fish that they're all just huge.
Amanda
Yeah, they're just having a great time.
Shane
Buff.
Courtney Miller
I think a primate is going to do something new.
Shane
Oh, like an orangutan?
Courtney Miller
I think a primate, whether it's a gorilla or a monkey or a chimp, I think they're gonna do something new. Do you know what I mean?
Shane
So monkey or primate?
Courtney Miller
What primate I thought was a com.
Shane
Was like, all of them primates?
Amanda
Or wait, I guess Selena's our fact checker, right?
Courtney Miller
Because there's apes, but they're all primates, right?
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Oh, nice.
Amanda
She won one. Courtney zero. Shame.
Shane
Who will win by the end of 2020?
Courtney Miller
Something new, like braid hair. Like, they're gonna. They're gonna, like.
Amanda
Like.
Courtney Miller
You know how, like, we've had some videos. It's like, oh, this bird is using.
Shane
A tool or learn C plus plus.
Courtney Miller
What's that?
Shane
The coding language?
Courtney Miller
I think it's.
Shane
Imagine, like, this orangutan. It's like we left all these. These monkeys in a room with a typewriter, and they learned.
Courtney Miller
They learned, like, whether they're observing them in the wild or in captivity. Not like a monkey that's being trained to do something. Yeah, they're gonna do something new.
Amanda
Yeah, they're gonna do something new.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
They're not gonna do this code stuff.
Courtney Miller
That you just like, sing. Could you imagine like, like singing a song? What if they learned? Like, what if.
Shane
I. Okay, did you guys have the thing everybody does this with their own pet, where at some point you have a private conversation with nobody around with your pet and you go, if you can talk, you can talk to me and I'm not gonna tell anyone.
Courtney Miller
I. I've done that.
Amanda
I don't know if I did that because I know that they talk. They talk telepathically to me.
Shane
So. Okay, I wanna. I wanna hear him talk out loud.
Amanda
And did it ever work?
Shane
No, it never worked.
Amanda
They just look at you like, my.
Shane
Dog was just like. I'm like, come on, dude, feed me.
Amanda
And you're just like, wait, did I hear that? That's pretty cool. Okay, so my viral animals. Turtle. I guess your guys's are.
Courtney Miller
Mine's a primate.
Shane
I said, new fish, man.
Amanda
Oh, yeah, relax.
Shane
New fish.
Amanda
Yeah, you said.
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Amanda
Yeah. Did they call you a bozo again like they always do?
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Well, that's what they're calling me. That's not their prediction. They're predicting better digestion, fewer hairballs and a shinier coat and tastier treats.
Amanda
Okay. Wow, that's really cool. I guess we'll talk about the cats talking to you.
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Shane
Yeah, right. Meow. Oh. Okay, My next prediction is that Barack Obama is going to shout out smosh.
Amanda
No.
Shane
What?
Courtney Miller
I love. I love him. I just don't think he's gonna stoop to our level.
Amanda
No, he don't know.
Shane
Whoa.
Amanda
He's gonna stoop. Hey, it's not that far.
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Amanda
He's just gonna take a half step.
Courtney Miller
He is so above like guys.
Amanda
But also, Barack Obama's so cool. Come on, Obama.
Courtney Miller
Come on, Obama.
Amanda
And can. Can I add on to that? If it's not Barack It's Michelle.
Shane
Michelle. Shouting out Smosh would also be cool.
Amanda
Michelle, she's like, I'm becoming a fan of Smash.
Courtney Miller
Michelle was on Vine. So, like, I feel like there's a little more digital connection there. Like, maybe like, we get one of those.
Amanda
Like, he doesn't believe count.
Courtney Miller
I'm like, are we cool enough? I'm amazed every day at how we are actually cool. Like, we won awards this past year. Like, my five year prediction is that Smosh is gonna get a Golden Globe, but can't put it on Globe. I think Smosh is gonna get a Golden Globe in the next five years.
Shane
Okay.
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Shane
I know they. They don't they have a podcast category now?
Courtney Miller
I mean, I don't think that's the one. But, like, you know, we're doing some big crazy podcast. I don't think your show, you know.
Shane
Or not this episode, I guess Smash. What if you know what a Smash.
Courtney Miller
I'm not gonna write that one down.
Amanda
Guys, we're dreaming big. And I love that we're dreaming big.
Shane
We're throwing them out there. You know, Barack Obama's gonna say, okay.
Amanda
Moosemaster is a fun game, some sort of charity event.
Shane
He's gonna go, did somebody say meatloaf? And then we're gonna all. That was a splash reference. Okay, here's another one that I think is doable, but it's very fun. Robert Irwin gets his toucans out on this show. Imagine Robert Irwin shows up with two that.
Amanda
Get your two cans out.
Shane
Get your two cans out.
Amanda
That would be amazing.
Shane
Robert Irwin on this show. If Robert Irwin brought animals to smosh.
Amanda
Say Robert Irwin three times fast.
Shane
Robert Irwin. Robert Irwin. Robert.
Courtney Miller
I gotta say, he looks like he could be one of my siblings.
Shane
Yeah. You guys look really.
Courtney Miller
My family photos.
Amanda
Bring him on.
Courtney Miller
Looks like my brother.
Amanda
Bring him on.
Courtney Miller
Okay.
Amanda
Get your toucans out.
Shane
Yeah, Robert. Robert Irwin is definitely a dream guest.
Amanda
That would be a dream guest.
Courtney Miller
Dream guest is gonna get his toucans out. I love it.
Shane
I love it. I don't know if he does. Does he do birds? Like, I feel like. I feel like they're very specifically. Like there's specific animals that they. And I don't. I don't think toucans are an Australian animal. Right.
Amanda
Toucans are also in, like, Costa Rica too.
Shane
Yeah, I don't think toucans are an Australian. Now. I don't know if they. I feel like Robert Irwin can handle any animal.
Amanda
Typically tropical.
Shane
Yeah, right. I know they're tropical. I just feel like there's South America, Right.
Courtney Miller
Central.
Shane
Central. South America.
Amanda
I don't know if they're South America. I'm not sure which. Which one.
Shane
Oh, so.
Amanda
So she said central.
Shane
Central, south. So one. One, one. We're now 1 1. But I have. I got a point for that. I got a point for that. I got a point.
Amanda
I said central, South.
Shane
No, and I said south. You said. I was wrong.
Amanda
Amanda's 1 1, Courtney's 1, and Shane is 0 for talking about that fish that nobody knows.
Shane
When this fish shows up, you guys are gonna. You guys are gonna be.
Amanda
So I won't know because you don't have a description.
Shane
Oh, sorry. Oh, you're gonna. No, this fish is gonna show up, and you're gonna be like, oh, my God, that's the fish you were talking.
Amanda
And I'm gonna go. I don't know what this. Dumbass.
Shane
No. All right, next one. Amanda, you have so many. I'm so excited for you to respond to this one. Spencer's gonna meet Hideo Kojima.
Amanda
You think I know who.
Shane
I want to hear who you think Hideo Kojima is. Describe him as a. As a person.
Courtney Miller
Like, why did you say it so mean?
Amanda
Because he. He is. Courtney, Courtney. Shane is so mean. He's actually the meanest person I've ever met. And I. Sometimes I'm like, here we go. Another smoshmouth day with Shane. He is so mean. I'm just kidding. He's actually the nicest person ever. What?
Shane
Hideo Kojima. Who do you think?
Amanda
Japanese.
Shane
Nailed it.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Just, like, vibes. Just vibes. Don't worry about his coat.
Amanda
Wears glasses.
Shane
Yes.
Amanda
Wears glasses.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Wears cool jackets.
Shane
I'd say he wears cool jackets. Okay.
Amanda
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shane
Well, I was gonna say describing personality, like, just. What do you think is Vibe?
Amanda
He's a creator of a video game.
Shane
Well, yeah, you're getting all the, like, facts.
Amanda
He loves little keychains.
Courtney Miller
What are you saying? You're asked. You asked Amanda who he was. Then you're.
Amanda
And then you're.
Courtney Miller
You're.
Amanda
You're nailing it.
Courtney Miller
You're getting the facts right.
Amanda
But. But what.
Courtney Miller
What are you asking about?
Shane
I'm asking, like, as a character, if.
Amanda
Like, Courtney's two, by the way, and you're zero.
Shane
For sure. Yeah, for sure.
Courtney Miller
Yeah.
Shane
Never. Okay. I was gonna describe, like, describe, like. Like, how would you describe Sarah Kreis? So it's like, oh, she's, like, this tough.
Amanda
Well, I just said tiny little keychain.
Courtney Miller
Do you know what he's like the day of Kojima?
Amanda
He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's a little introverted.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
I don't even know he likes ferrets, but that's like a side thing that.
Shane
He doesn't tell a lot of people for sure.
Amanda
He. Oh, God. Is he a character? He like a. No, he's a real person.
Shane
He's a real person.
Amanda
Okay. He.
Shane
No, you've. You've nailed it. You have nailed it.
Amanda
I'm not saying he has like a whole. Like, he has. He's like pocket pens. Not on him back.
Shane
Right.
Amanda
His minimalist desk with one plant that's actually kind of doing.
Shane
Well. That's probably pretty accurate.
Amanda
He has a very giggly laugh, but he doesn't show it that often.
Shane
I don't know if I've ever heard him laugh.
Amanda
He's a. He's a serious man. But his. His brain is, like, amazing, colorful.
Shane
I. You have actually described him to a T. Yeah.
Amanda
And Spencer wants to meet him.
Shane
I think if Spencer met Hideo Kojima.
Courtney Miller
It'D be very funny because he's the creator of Nintendo.
Shane
That's Miyamoto.
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Shane
Not me. Nintendo's been around since the 1800s, but holly shit. Kojima made a bunch of games that Spencer loves, like Metal Gear Solid and Death Stranding and stuff. He's a. He's a. Frankly, I love his video games. He's a fucking weirdo. He's an absolute weird dude.
Amanda
Wow.
Shane
Yeah. Like, just the way he described. Like, he's just an art. Like a weird artist type.
Courtney Miller
He's. What?
Shane
He looks very eccentric. His name just. He's just kind of just a dude. That's.
Amanda
That's what I had in my head.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Literally.
Shane
You did describe him. You described him physically to a T. But no, he's a very eccentric artist. Right. Like, he's. I'm trying to think. He's almost like the David lynch of video games, where it's like, what the hell is going on? It's like, we don't know, but we.
Amanda
Know it's a huge group of people who are like, I'm obsessed.
Shane
Absolutely.
Courtney Miller
Didn't we have a huge person, like, on the. In the OG Smosh game days when we were around?
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney Miller
Like a video game designer. Was it the guy who made Mario or like, what was it?
Shane
Yes, yes. Mario Miyamoto signed. Ian had a Game Boy advance signed by him. And I think Ian lost it or doesn't know where it is. And I'm like, damn, he's just Like.
Amanda
I'm going outside with this cool thing that I have.
Shane
Miyamoto's arguably probably the most legendary video game person.
Amanda
Tick got a sword signed by him and has it at his place and says that he is the one person that we've had that he's been like, starstruck.
Courtney Miller
Oh, wow. Tim. Tim. Starstruck by Miyamoto is. So.
Amanda
Why are we talking about this guy?
Courtney Miller
Because Spencer. So that's a. That's the goal is it's Spencer's.
Shane
Spencer, meet Hideo Kojima.
Courtney Miller
That's the prediction.
Shane
I think that's just. I just think it's going to.
Amanda
He lives in Japan 24 7.
Shane
I think he travels around quite a bit. I think it's very possible for them to meet somewhere, somehow, some way.
Amanda
And can I. Can I do a prediction? When Spencer meets him, he's just going to go, what's up, man?
Shane
Oh, they're gonna.
Amanda
That's it.
Courtney Miller
So how's it going, bro?
Shane
Their vibes, I think, are probably pretty identical in just like, whoa. What's up, dude? Sick, man.
Courtney Miller
Wow.
Amanda
Wow.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Great minds.
Courtney Miller
Yeah. My specific prediction is they're gonna dap each other up.
Shane
Oh, that'd be cool.
Courtney Miller
I've been teaching everybody in the office how to dap up.
Amanda
You didn't teach me.
Courtney Miller
I'll do it right now. Ready?
Amanda
Okay.
Courtney Miller
Okay. Move your hand on the other side of the mic.
Amanda
Why do I do things that are cool?
Shane
You're gonna lose a point.
Amanda
Why do I do things that make me look cool?
Shane
You're gonna lose a point.
Amanda
Point.
Shane
So careful.
Courtney Miller
So you know how there's that do.
Amanda
I do.
Courtney Miller
But don't. Don't separate. Just. Just relax. The main thing is relax. Slap and relax. Okay. Okay. Do it again. One more time. Did you see what I did?
Amanda
I slapped him. Right?
Courtney Miller
Did you see what I did? And then there's a little grab at the end.
Amanda
Okay.
Courtney Miller
Oh, that was rough, dude.
Amanda
I'm slapping and relaxing. Okay. Just like.
Courtney Miller
It's like a side high five and a little bit of a grab. You know what I'm saying?
Amanda
Yeah.
Courtney Miller
And quicker. No, no, no, no. Not that. That's.
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Courtney Miller
It's just like a hump I want.
Amanda
To pull, you know?
Courtney Miller
It's a smack and a hurt and a by.
Amanda
Smack and a hurt and a by.
Courtney Miller
Okay, so let go sooner.
Amanda
I need to stop doing that makes dumb.
Courtney Miller
And I'll show you the Gen Z newer version, which is more of a here show.
Amanda
Do.
Courtney Miller
Do.
Amanda
Shane I.
Shane
So let's.
Courtney Miller
Let's show Amanda the. The Dab up. I first showed you.
Amanda
Yeah, I can't wait for you to not do well.
Courtney Miller
Okay, so this is the. And you are. You're a robot. And that's fine.
Amanda
That was hard to watch.
Courtney Miller
Oh, my God.
Shane
Oh, my God.
Amanda
You guys are married.
Shane
This is an awkward position.
Amanda
No, you're literally at zero. Still. Still points zero.
Courtney Miller
You're hitting me so hard.
Amanda
He's in an aggressive mode.
Courtney Miller
You're just.
Amanda
Be chill, be chill, be chill. What's.
Courtney Miller
Oh, my God.
Amanda
Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Shane
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Courtney Miller
What's up, my guy? What's up?
Amanda
Way worse.
Courtney Miller
What's up, my guy? Ready? That was roughly what it is. A dab up zero. Gen Z, new tap up.
Amanda
Whoa.
Courtney Miller
But there's some times when you thought that pop.
Shane
That's what we gotta get.
Courtney Miller
Gotta get that pop. Okay.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
That was way worse than what I did. Mine was, like, loosey goosey, and yours was, like, so aggressive.
Shane
I know.
Courtney Miller
I'll work on it with you guys.
Amanda
Thanks.
Courtney Miller
But I think since this is going to dap up a huge game designer.
Shane
Okay, There's a good prediction. I think there will also be in a smosh video in 2026. There will be a dap up that will be, like, legendary. Like, it'll go viral. It'll be our short from that episode. It'll be like, whoa. It sounded.
Amanda
It was like, viral dap up.
Shane
Viral Dap up on Smosh. Okay. I have one last one that has nothing to do with Smosh.
Amanda
Good.
Shane
We will find something on another planet that is pretty cool.
Amanda
So you're not being specific. And I struggle with this.
Courtney Miller
Scared.
Amanda
You're probably gonna. Yeah, you're scared, man.
Shane
I like some kind of vague ones. I can make them whatever I want. There's gonna be a new fish and there's gonna be something on another planet. That's a pretty cool thing. I think they're just gonna be. These are headlines that are gonna be boo.
Amanda
You have to be specific. Otherwise, I can't. You can't look for it. You have to, like, is it a rock? Is it a person? Is it a shoe? Is it an insect? Is it a bug? Is it a ray of sunlight that was caught underneath a pool and the pool is metal?
Courtney Miller
Is it a bug?
Shane
Okay, fine.
Amanda
Is it quicksilver?
Shane
Okay, fine. A really interesting natural. Not gonna say, like life, like. Or civilization, whatever. I think there's gonna be a really cool natural structure on a planet. Like, look at this. Like, crystal. Like, crystal. Crystal Mountain or something.
Amanda
Crystal Mountain. Okay.
Shane
Like Just something crazy. Just being like, whoa, look at that. There would. We would never find anything like that.
Amanda
Crystal Mountain.
Shane
I can grip onto there.
Amanda
Okay, you're doing point. You have one point.
Courtney Miller
You're doing great. You're doing great.
Shane
I got a point for that.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Oh, my God.
Amanda
Yeah. Don't cry here. Specificity, baby. Crystal Mountain. And I love. Now I can picture it now. I can find it.
Shane
We'll talk about this in a. In a couple weeks. But who do you guys think is going to the Super Bowl?
Amanda
Oh, my God. I love this question. This is, like, my favorite. I've actually been dying for you to ask me. Not. Not Kansas City. Because Patrick Mahomes got hurt, and it's the first time in 10 years that he got hurt.
Shane
Yeah. And I know that, and I. It sucks. It really does suck that he got hurt because, you know, you want to see, like, awesome players play.
Amanda
Yeah. He's incredible.
Shane
I will say they were not going to go to the playoffs, even whether and. No.
Amanda
I knew that. I just wanted to, like, preface that. I knew.
Shane
I knew, but it was a nightmare season for them.
Amanda
Nightmare.
Shane
It was a nightmare.
Amanda
Of course it was. Big nightmare.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Kept me up at night. Very hard to sleep.
Shane
Throw a team out there.
Courtney Miller
I think. I think the Broncos could do it. You're nervous that I said that.
Shane
I know.
Courtney Miller
I'm sorry.
Shane
I can't do that.
Courtney Miller
I. I think I feel it in the air. Coming in the air tonight, right?
Amanda
Bengals.
Courtney Miller
Bronco's gonna win the bowl.
Shane
Bangles.
Amanda
No. And I. I just wanted to throw that out there to, like, put it up.
Shane
Not the Bear. They've also had a nightmare season.
Amanda
Nightmare. Oh, I know. Kept up all night. Like, literally, I could not sleep. I was like, bengals, what are you guys doing to me? My sleep.
Shane
Sure.
Amanda
Not the Patriots.
Shane
I know, actually. Real good chance. Real good chance of what? The Bengals winning. No, the Patriots. They are Patriots. I hate to say it.
Amanda
Why do you hate to say it?
Courtney Miller
Knocking on your door?
Shane
Because they. They've gotten. They've gotten enough.
Amanda
Excuse you.
Shane
They've had enough.
Amanda
We've never had enough. Okay.
Shane
No, they've had enough. No, they've had enough.
Amanda
No, we haven't.
Shane
They were not. They need to be dormant for a while.
Amanda
Dormant.
Shane
Dormant.
Amanda
We experience winter for, like, eight months. We're already dormant. Let us have this.
Shane
You had seven of them. The Pets.
Amanda
Go Pets. I'm gonna say the Pats.
Shane
God damn it. I'm gonna be huge.
Courtney Miller
If the Patriots and the Broncos go to the super bowl, they are gonna piss on the mouth.
Shane
So they. They cannot both go to the Super Bowl.
Amanda
Shows in Kiss Cam. Broncos and Patriots Kiss Cam.
Shane
The Broncos and the Patriots cannot both go to the Super Bowl. Why? Because they're both in the afc. So they would meet in the AFC championship where he tries and one of. And they would decide who of the two of them are gonna go to school. And that would be my nightmare scenario.
Amanda
So. Okay, Shane, who do you think is gonna go to the Super Bowl? He loves this.
Shane
Who do I think is gonna go? And then who do I think is gonna win?
Amanda
Oh, yeah. I love. Two part question. And so fun.
Courtney Miller
Let's do it. Shane.
Shane
Okay. Okay. All right. I. It's like a personal thing. It's like a jinxing thing. I don't want to say the Broncos. I'm not. I'm not gonna say it.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Okay. I don't wanna say it and then be wrong. So I'm gonna just not acknowledge.
Amanda
Heard her.
Shane
If I were a betting man. Fully betting man.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Here's a weird one. I'm gonna say Texans. Rams. The Rams win the Super Bowl.
Amanda
Okay. Versus who?
Shane
The Texans. The Texans and the Rams.
Amanda
Right. Of course. They're two different teams.
Shane
You know, Rams who are Texas.
Amanda
I was like the Texan Rams. And. Yeah, but we'll see.
Shane
We're gonna do it. We're gonna have more episodes that will be closer to the super bowl where we'll know.
Amanda
You think the Rams are going to win the Super Bowl?
Shane
If I was. If I had to put money on it, I would say them.
Amanda
Scott kind of agrees with you.
Shane
Lots of Rams fan. They're just really good.
Courtney Miller
Can I. Is there room for one more?
Ad
Yeah.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Throw it out. Wow. Incredible.
Courtney Miller
Good on the. Good on you.
Amanda
You got a point for that. Because I enjoyed nice excitement.
Shane
Yeah. I am excited. It's been a fun year.
Courtney Miller
Okay. My last one is. I feel like coming out has kind of been not as big of a thing in the last few years. Like, I feel like a lot of people of influence or big public figures are like. It's just like. It kind of goes without saying and like they will casually say who they are and like. But I think in 2026, we're gonna have a big coming out. Someone is gonna come out and it's gonna be huge.
Shane
It's gonna be that fish.
Amanda
Shut up.
Shane
E. I. I think that's a really cool one.
Courtney Miller
I think someone's gonna come out and it's gonna be someone. We're like, oh, shit.
Shane
Wow.
Amanda
I love it.
Shane
Like, Like a huge Surprise. And it's gonna be, like, awesome.
Courtney Miller
Yeah.
Shane
I'm being supportive. I genuinely like that prediction about the fish. I think that's a fun prediction for Smosh to make. Like.
Amanda
Exactly. Are they going to be, like, a celebrity?
Shane
It could be.
Courtney Miller
I think it could. I think it. I think this is unfortunately one of my vague ones where it could be a celebrity or a celebrity we know or, like, just like someone in the space.
Amanda
Somebody is coming out and it's gonna be big, and I cannot wait. And it will be the fish that we have no idea what it looks like. And somebody else.
Shane
You guys, when this fish shows up.
Amanda
Oh, I can't wait.
Shane
You just have no idea.
Amanda
Oh, I. I actually don't have any idea because I don't know what the fish looks like.
Courtney Miller
I can't wait to see a primate perfectly gut of fish that we've never seen before.
Shane
Whoa.
Amanda
Are you guys okay?
Shane
Wow. A monkey learns how to play chess and beats me at chess.
Amanda
That would literally pay money.
Shane
It would be tough. Watch. That'd be tough.
Amanda
Okay, we are Gonna recap our 2026 predictions because Selena is incredible. Not only is she directing and producing the episode, she's also writing them down.
Courtney Miller
Also, my 2020. I gotta go. My 2026 prediction also is that Selena gets a God mic.
Shane
Whoa.
Amanda
Use.
Courtney Miller
Which means she gets to have a mic and talk to you guys without having you guys have to.
Amanda
I love it.
Shane
Well.
Courtney Miller
Oh, I kind of have it.
Amanda
She has.
Courtney Miller
Right.
Amanda
Okay, okay, okay.
Shane
We have Reba at smosh.
Amanda
Yep.
Shane
We have a tick tocker host. SNL star.
Amanda
Internet person.
Shane
Internet person. Bo Burnham comes back.
Amanda
Love it.
Shane
Smosh cast interviews or hosts on a red carpet.
Amanda
Yep.
Shane
The best day.
Amanda
Best day.
Shane
We're gonna have a day that all of us agree. And I think you guys, in the comments throughout 2026, you keep up us up to date on what you think counts as that. We need to be in agreement about that one. Smosh. Flip 7. There will be a smosh version of flip 7.
Amanda
Yep.
Shane
A smosh version of a tarot deck.
Amanda
Yep.
Shane
A late night show does. D D Huge. I. I like that prediction. I think that could happen a year of the turtle.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
Turtle will be the viral animal of the year. Primates will do something new. I like that one a lot too. I love animal predictions. The Obamas shouting out smock.
Amanda
Oh, I love it. She put the Obamas.
Shane
The Obamas.
Amanda
The Obamas will shout out Michelle or Barack.
Shane
A gathering of a hundred chosens chosen on a jumbotron cam. Smosh baby. Bringing it back. Smosh mouth in space.
Amanda
Love it.
Shane
Anthony shaves his head. He can make that one come for. Come true for us.
Amanda
Yeah. Yes, he can.
Shane
My favorite prediction. New fish discovered. New fish discovered. It's got to be a new fish that is discovered. It's got to never be seen before.
Amanda
Yeah. Yeah. Never been insane.
Shane
Robert Irwin gets his two cans out on smosh mouth.
Amanda
Oh, that would be amazing.
Shane
Let's get him here and let's get him to bring two cans or a cool bird or something.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Spencer will meet Hideo Kojima, who you.
Amanda
Now know, who I now know and perfectly I love.
Shane
You should. The next time you guys are doing Resident evil or like sitting down with a game with him, you just need to throw out. Throw out that name casually.
Amanda
And he'll go.
Shane
And he will truly be mind blown. Just be like, oh, my gosh. So I mean, just be like, oh, I love Hideo Kojima. Like, I love the way he's done.
Amanda
I am very excited to see him.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Smosh viral dap up.
Amanda
Which we displayed very well.
Courtney Miller
What those are.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Something on another planet. That's cool. Natural structure.
Amanda
Crystal Mountain.
Shane
Yeah, something like that. And then we wrote down rams win the Super Bowl.
Amanda
Wow, these are really good predictions.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Oh, oh, one more.
Shane
Oh, and a big coming out.
Amanda
Big coming out gets its own page. Big coming out gets its own page.
Shane
All right.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Big coming out.
Amanda
Well, I'm very sexy.
Shane
She's gay, honey.
Amanda
She is gay.
Shane
I guess probably she's like, okay, guys.
Amanda
These are our predictions. If they start to come true and you notice them, comment on the video and let us know.
Shane
Let us know.
Courtney Miller
Be vigilant online.
Amanda
Yes. Let us know what your best win day is. And I can't wait to see that fish.
Shane
I can't wait to see the fish too. Courtney, thanks for being here.
Amanda
Courtney, thanks for being here.
Courtney Miller
Thanks for having me. Sorry I got y' all fired up.
Shane
Sorry. I've been aggressive this episode because I'm excited. Sorry I'm so right.
Amanda
It's not aggression, it's excitement.
Shane
I am excited for this new fish.
Amanda
I'm excited for this new year.
Shane
I'm gonna. What if I dap up a monkey?
Courtney Miller
Oh, my God.
Shane
Does that count? Does that would be viral? And a primate doing something we've never.
Amanda
Seen before just lost one of your points. All right, Courtney is winning, and we are just trying to do our best here. See you guys.
Courtney Miller
Bye.
Amanda
Love you.
Courtney Miller
Love you.
Shane
This fish is gonna be awesome.
In this lively and hilarious episode, hosts Shayne Topp and Amanda Lehan-Canto are joined by Smosh stalwart Courtney Miller. Together, they reflect on their wild (and sometimes accurate) predictions for 2025, fact-check what actually happened, and then unleash a fresh batch of bold, bizarre, and (occasionally) heartfelt predictions for 2026. The conversation ranges from viral animals to celebrity guests, pop culture forecasts, and even New Year intentions—all delivered in true Smosh style: irreverent, chaotic, deeply personal, and endlessly entertaining.
The Smosh Mouth crew are silly, self-deprecating, whip-smart, and aggressively supportive of each other’s weirdest ideas. They riff on pop culture, internet fame, animal trivia, and their own friendship and creative processes. There’s a strong sense of joy and community—the hosts love their fans and recognize their global (and Antarctic!) reach.
This episode is packed with Smosh lore and running gags (Reba, protein soda, “the Chosen,” and flip 7), but it’s also full of insightful commentary about creativity, the state of the world—and, of course, a mountain of whacky predictions. Whether you’re a diehard Smosh fan, a casual listener, or just love internet culture, this episode is a vibrant, funny, and unexpectedly thoughtful start to 2026.