#127 - Never Have I Ever w/ Angela & Chanse

Summary

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Smosh Mouth Episode #127 Summary

Episode Title: Never Have I Ever w/ Angela & Chanse
Release Date: January 19, 2026
Hosts: Amanda Lehan-Canto
Guests: Angela & Chance

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Overview

This episode is a freewheeling, chaotic, and hilarious deep-dive into friendship and improv as Amanda is joined by Angela and Chance for a wild round of "Never Have I Ever." With Shayne Topp out, Amanda kicks off what she calls the "wildest duo" yet, and the group spins through an all-over-the-place blend of confessional games, tangents about Smosh Games memories, candy critiques, and inside jokes.

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Major Discussion Points and Highlights

Chaos, Candy, and Nicknames

• Candy as a motif: The episode kicks off with candy sampling and banter about which candies best represent the hosts' personalities. The “Smosh candy bar” is a recurring prop.
  • “If you were a candy, what would you be?” – Amanda (04:17)
  • Angela is dubbed “Gobsmacker,” quickly corrected to “Gobstopper.”
  • Jokes about “chewing into the mic” and torturing the editor, Scott.
• Lunch at Smosh: Soup days vs. desired wing days, riffing on lunch options.
• Summer Games costumes & chaos: Amanda and Angela recount the chaos of Summer Games filming, Amanda’s “Mrs. Puff” persona, being stuck in a hot dog costume, and “dripping sweat” on set.
  • “My neck was attached to my elbow. My hair was this high. I was in a jean button down dress with a bouncy ball underneath my body.” – Amanda (06:45)

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Playing Never Have I Ever

Rules and Mechanics

The group takes turns with “Never have I ever” statements, adapting the rules and often forgetting the structure, adding a layer of meta-comedy.

Notable Rounds and Moments

• Silly and personal admissions:
  • Never have I ever gone skydiving? None of the three has. (10:35)
  • Never have I ever farted and blamed someone else? All three sheepishly admit yes.
    • “I did that in middle school. And I'll own it. And it was powerful.” – Angela (11:04)
  • Never have I ever washed my water bottle? Angela sheepishly confesses she owns one unwashed water bottle:
    • “I looked at it the other day and I went, when have I washed you?” – Angela (15:04)
  • Never have I ever clapped after a plane lands? Amanda admits she has—sometimes only after a rough flight, setting off a riff about clapping for sunsets at Griffith Park. (24:34)
• Relationship revelations:
  • Never have I ever dated someone over Christmas? Chance has “never had a partner over Christmas,” revealing he’s only had hookups, much to the group’s amusement.
    • Amanda: “You break up with them before you have to buy them gifts.” (27:13)
    • Chance: “Lube, condoms and a harness.” — describing his “gifts from the three wise men” (28:13)
• Gross/confessional:
  • Never have I ever clogged someone’s toilet and lied about it? Amanda and Chance admit they have; Angela claims she “poops sparkles and music notes.”
    • “Sparkles don’t really clog a toilet...and I poop sparkles.” – Angela (45:24)

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Smosh Games, Story Pirates, and Making Kid Magic

• Improv and Performing: Angela and Chance reminisce about meeting through “Story Pirates” (a kids’ creative writing and performance nonprofit), describing emotionally rewarding moments performing kids’ stories.
  • “So many amazing, stellar comedians and actors and singers have come from there now.” – Angela (17:38)
  • Angela recalls moving a young girl to tears singing her own story back to her. (19:13)
• Hidden Chocolate Challenge & Filming Days: The group laments brutally long Smosh filming schedules, swapping “war stories” about days that lasted from 8am to 8pm, malfunctioning mics (“chocolate mic challenge”), and in-jokes about “cursed” set plants with “bad attitudes.”
  • “That was in an awful season, and we had no idea what was happening.” – Amanda (51:00)

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Christianity, Coming Out, and Hypocrisy

• Chance relates being “outed” by a church leadership team for being gay. There’s a serious, thoughtful beat as the group reflects on hypocrisy and what religion should mean.
  • “They were like, you’re gay, so you can’t be Christian.” – Chance (13:06)
  • “Which is kind of counterintuitive because Jesus is, like, accepting of all sinners and even the most broken ones. He’s like, you are enough and you are worthy.” – Chance (13:15)
• Angela and Amanda hype their support and “amen” throughout.

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Extended Tangents and Running Jokes

• Candy critiques: An ongoing search through the office’s gigantic, aging candy stash (loose gummy worms, ancient Milky Ways, “extreme sour Warhead” as punishment for game losers).
• Horse Girl & Book Club Memes: Amanda is deemed “horse girl,” then they imagine horse-girl fan art. Running gags about “book club,” “old worm,” and turning it all into “merch.”
• “Sexiest Man Alive” Game: Angela quizzes the crew on People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” for random years (e.g., “2012 – Channing Tatum”; “2020 – Michael B. Jordan”). This morphs into riffing about daddies, Ryan Gosling, and Richard Gere confusion.
  • “Who is my ultimate daddy?” – Chance (60:02)

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Childhood Handclaps and Playground Lore

• Ending with a bang, the trio shares and compares regional playground chants, delighted by how “spells” like “brick wall, waterfall, girl you think you know it all...” morph across generations and geographies.
  • “If you’re an audio listener, I just want to... If you’re in the car right now, pull over.” – Amanda (34:40)

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On being candy:

  • Amanda: "If you were a candy, what would you be?" (04:17)
  • Angela: "Gobsmacker. Gobstopper." (05:29)

• Summer Games chaos:

  • Amanda: “My neck was attached to my elbow...I looked like the Blob.” (06:45)

• Chance on church & sexuality:

  • "They were like, you’re gay, so you can’t be Christian." (13:06)
  • "Jesus is, like, accepting of all sinners and even the most broken ones." (13:15)

• Angela’s water bottle confession:

  • “I looked at [my water bottle] the other day and I went, when have I washed you?” (15:04)

• On imitating children’s stories:

  • Angela: “The kid usually cries...” (19:39)

• Holiday hookups:

  • Chance: “I have had hookups on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day.” (27:24)
  • Angela: “Tell her how you get that candy cane dick.” (27:56)

• Candy chaos:

  • “Loose gummy worm in the candy pile!” – Chance (31:31)

• Book club shade:

  • Chance: “You’re a millennial white woman. You’ve been to a book club. Come on.” (37:51)

• On plant drama:

  • Angela: “That little fake succulent on the Reddit stage...is a whore.” (50:21)
  • Amanda: “You guys are causing so much chaos on my set.” (50:16)

• Old candy penalties:

  • Amanda: “I’m not eating the worm. Old worm.” (43:39)
  • Angela: “We should make merch: ‘I survived that one episode...and no one ate the old worm.’” (68:00)

• Playground chants:

  • “Brick wall. Waterfall. Girl, you think you got it all, but you don’t, I do, so boom...” – Amanda (65:45)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 02:33 – Show Open (“Shayne is gone!”), candy intros
• 06:07 – Summer Games stories
• 09:29 – Never Have I Ever: Game start
• 13:06 – Chance’s church/coming out story
• 17:38 – Story Pirates/Improv lives
• 24:34 – Clapping on planes/sunsets tangent
• 27:24 – Chance’s Christmas singlehood/hookups
• 31:01 – Candy gross-out, “loose baby in the pile”
• 37:51 – Book club banter
• 51:00 – Hidden Chocolate Challenge and Smosh filming war stories
• 54:55 – “Sexiest Man Alive” guessing game
• 65:45 – Handclaps/chants segment
• 67:28 – Wrap up and joke about “worm” merch

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Memorable Moments

• Angela and Chance's playful chemistry, especially when recalling improv and kid performance days.
• Chance’s heartfelt, vulnerable story about being rejected from church leadership for being gay, juxtaposed with immediate, loving support from Amanda and Angela.
• Sweet and silly chaos over old candy, ASMR chewing, and playful riffs on the “old worm.”
• Amanda's willingness to be the butt of “horse girl” and “book club” millennial jokes.
• The group’s delight in discovering the shared and (wildly different) childhood handclap rhymes.

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Tone & Style

The vibe is fast, silly, tangential, slightly chaotic, and intimate—friends slipping between inside jokes, raw confessions, and classic group games. There’s plenty of physical comedy, notably through Amanda’s cartoonish storytelling and their foil against the “cursed” set plants and ancient office candy.

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For Listeners: What Makes This Episode Special?

• If you love Smosh, improv, or comedy podcasts, this episode captures the unfiltered fun of being in the room for a friends’ night in.
• It’s a genuine snapshot of comedic chemistry, vulnerable storytelling, and relentless riffing—rarely pausing long before the next bit.
• Whether you’re here for “Never Have I Ever,” improv theater-life behind the scenes, or wild childhood stories, there’s laughter, heart, and chaos in equal measure.

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In sum:
A hilarious, jam-packed romp through games, friendship, and candy-fueled childhood flashbacks. No one eats the old worm. And that’s okay.

Transcript

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[Angela]

Oh, it's gonna be silly time.

[Amanda]

USA silly time.

[Angela]

I'm putting my phone on. Do not disturb. Why don't we do this before the episode starts? We all text somebody and we say, help. No response.

[Chance]

Really bad.

[Angela]

Let's. Let's text different cast members. Help.

[Amanda]

Nope.

[Chance]

No.

[Angela]

And see who responds in what way.

[Amanda]

Damian would literally. I don't know what he actually he.

[Chance]

Show up in like gauntlets.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chance]

A bow and arrow, he'd be like.

[Amanda]

Who needs my service?

[Angela]

I'm gonna say help. I'm stuck on the game stage.

[Chance]

I feel like somebody is more of a wielder.

[Amanda]

Hi. Welcome to Smoshmouth. My name is Amanda. And Shane is gone.

[Angela]

Oh, balls.

[Chance]

Girls room.

[Amanda]

And we have candy. Bring it up.

[Angela]

Bring up.

[Chance]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Whoa. Whoo. Sorry for sound.

[Angela]

This is an Olive garden mint in the smosh candy bar.

[Amanda]

Who did that?

[Chance]

I got an orange starburs, two Olive garden mints.

[Amanda]

This is interesting.

[Chance]

What?

[Amanda]

Jolly Rancher lollipop.

[Angela]

I'm nursing it right now.

[Amanda]

You're nursing it?

[Chance]

My mom puts the watermelon jolly ranchers in a pitcher of vodka and let them sit for 24 hours. And then you have watermelon jolly rancher vodka.

[Angela]

I can't handle that.

[Amanda]

That's actually brilliant. Yeah, it's probably so sweet.

[Chance]

It's delicious.

[Amanda]

It's delicious.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

What's up, Smoshmouth nation? Let me hear ya.

[Chance]

Sorry for headphones. Listene.

[Amanda]

So, guys, Shane's gone. You did what Angela did. Remember? Angela played a livestream with a lollipop here. And she was playing and a massive drool. Just non stop drool fell out.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And it was bad. But she didn't feel it. She didn't feel it. That's the issue. You felt it like a person. She actually didn't feel it.

[Angela]

We're making a mess.

[Amanda]

Shane is gone. So I brought on the wildest duos ever. We had Tommy and Arasha. And now we have Chance and Angela. What are your names? Guys? We're gonna play a little Never have I ever. But honestly, let's just chat for a little bit. Yeah, yeah. If you are just listening. Sorry. And also, we have a thing of candy.

[Angela]

If you were a candy. No, if I was a candy, what would I be?

[Amanda]

Oh, that's for you too, as well.

[Chance]

I feel like you'd be like something.

[Amanda]

That changes flavors in the middle. Salads Source.

[Chance]

You'd be a sour Patch kid.

[Angela]

That's so mean.

[Chance]

Sorry.

[Amanda]

That's so something that changes flavors like in the middle.

[Chance]

Isn't there something Sour patch kid.

[Angela]

Gobsmacker. Gobsmacker.

[Amanda]

Say it again. Gave that.

[Chance]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Amanda]

I'm broken.

[Chance]

The starburst. You do it again. Do you do it again?

[Amanda]

Hey, show it again.

[Angela]

Guys, we just had lunch. It was soup day.

[Amanda]

Which we asked for, and they do it all the time, and I'm so grateful.

[Chance]

And I asked for wing day, and we still didn't get wing day.

[Angela]

We get wing day on pizza day.

[Chance]

Ask Bad Wings. That's a pizza place that's making wings, not a wing place that's making wings.

[Amanda]

What's the wing place?

[Angela]

If we had Buffalo Wild Wings, I would explode.

[Chance]

Buffalo Wild Wings.

[Angela]

I wouldn't work well. I would show up to games, videos and not be myself.

[Amanda]

Okay, so you'd be a gobsmacker.

[Angela]

Gobsmacker.

[Amanda]

Is it the kid?

[Angela]

Gobstopper.

[Amanda]

Gobs. Gobstopper. My brain doesn't have your new nickname. Can you, can you. You are cuing directly into the mic.

[Angela]

Don't do that, don't do that.

[Amanda]

And Scott wants to kill you.

[Chance]

It's like asmr.

[Amanda]

Okay, if you were a candy.

[Angela]

You already said IBM.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would you be? I like.

[Chance]

You're like, what's that? No, I'm not going to say something mean. I want to say something nice. Okay, you like something funky with like peanut butter.

[Angela]

Oh, you're like Reese's Pieces.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Oh my God. Wait. Okay, I'm into that.

[Chance]

You're more like Reese's Cup. What?

[Angela]

Oh, you're a cup. You're a cup.

[Amanda]

Thanks. I'll be a cup. I'll be a dish.

[Chance]

Your character, your character in summer games was Mrs.

[Amanda]

Puff though, like I told you. I looked back on the videos of me at Summer Games. I was like, let me check this out. I've not talked about about it here.

[Chance]

I look, you looked rough, girl. And I know you were not most.

[Amanda]

Pregnant, but girl, you know, I was like this.

[Angela]

I thought you looked adorable.

[Amanda]

What?

[Angela]

I was like I literally creating light.

[Amanda]

I was by the camera like this.

[Chance]

Do it again.

[Amanda]

I'm Mrs. P. And it was, do it. Run it again.

[Chance]

It was like 98 degree.

[Amanda]

My neck was attached to my elbow. My hair was this high. I was in a jean button down dress with a bouncy ball underneath my body. I had cute little white socks, but why I was wearing spandex shorts underneath. I looked like the Blob. I was like, hey Moosematcher. And then I put you in a hot dog costume.

[Angela]

Oh yeah.

[Amanda]

And then I'm in a goddamn hot dog costume. And they go, hey, bring her out. An hour, an hour goes by, I'm in the library stacked with three fans. Alexina's like, how can I help you? How can I help you, mama? I'm like, I don't know. No one can help me now.

[Chance]

Give me a chair.

[Amanda]

And literally they go, all right, bring out the hot dog. And I come out like I can't hear anything.

[Chance]

Oh my God.

[Amanda]

The Hot dog costume is £100 on the ears.

[Chance]

It's so funny, because we were talking about it, and I had the same reaction at first, and I was like, amanda, you did not look that bad, girl. Like, you're fine. We look at the videos.

[Amanda]

No, I don't think you look bad at all. I was like, Ms. Master Ian, bring it around. I was dripping sweat. I had a Stanley cup with snacks that Alexina had to fill up every five minutes because I was.

[Angela]

You were dominating. I was like, all right, let me host this.

[Chance]

There was no makeup that day.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Angela]

Well, I had makeup on, but I did the poof earlier day.

[Chance]

You did? Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Go back, guys.

[Angela]

And there's one smosh. Summer Games episode where I did the poof for Ms. B.

[Amanda]

And it is. It's a wave. It's a wave. It's huge. Frozen in time. It's a massive ocean Hawaiian surf wave. Frozen in time.

[Chance]

Off the top of my head.

[Angela]

Do you mind if I do it?

[Amanda]

Oh, I know when that last.

[Angela]

Yeah, I knew you were gonna do flip it around.

[Amanda]

So, yeah, that was me. That was me in Summer Games. It was fun to go back and go. And everyone when I was pregnant, they're.

[Chance]

Like, girl, you look good.

[Amanda]

And I was like, oh, my God, thank you. And I look back in the videos.

[Angela]

I was like, well, there you go. Somebody gave me. Ever. Have I ever won Summer Games?

[Amanda]

Never won. Yeah, well, I definitely didn't win. I didn't either. I was not winning. Did you?

[Chance]

No.

[Angela]

You did it.

[Amanda]

So you won't.

[Chance]

No Hollywood hot dogs.

[Amanda]

So you have to say something that you do. Oh, you. What?

[Angela]

No, no, you keep it up. You don't want to put it.

[Chance]

You say something you've never done.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, you're right.

[Angela]

Gotcha. Gotcha, Mrs. P. Gobsmacher.

[Chance]

Gobsmacker. You've been Gobsmacker.

[Amanda]

Gobsmacker.

[Angela]

Okay, let's do Never have I ever. With a twist.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Chance]

Never have I ever played hues and Q's.

[Amanda]

Oh, of course I have. Best game ever.

[Angela]

Three seconds ago, Chance goes like this in the makeup area. I'm so sorry. It's just so funny.

[Amanda]

Tell me.

[Angela]

He goes, oh, my God. Look at this game. I'm sitting in the suspenser right now, and I start filming him.

[Amanda]

The.

[Angela]

The clip is so good. He goes, holy, Angela. Look at all the colors. And they say a word, and I go. And he goes, we literally need to play this. And I was like, we've played it.

[Amanda]

Did I not do the exact same thing? Yes, I want to. Spencer, go. Spencer, sit down. I have a game for you that.

[Chance]

You are gonna love. What was it?

[Amanda]

He was using goo.

[Chance]

It was the same game.

[Amanda]

Yeah. We literally did the same thing. Okay.

[Chance]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

It's so good. And Angela's right there. She goes. We played it.

[Angela]

Now you guys gotta play.

[Chance]

I wait. It. I haven't seen it.

[Angela]

It's a monologue version.

[Amanda]

Oh, did you tell him?

[Angela]

I told him.

[Chance]

Told me what?

[Angela]

The monologue version.

[Chance]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Anyway, Smash games. Okay.

[Angela]

Smash Games. But that's not why we're here. We're here for smosh mouth.

[Amanda]

So I have played Hughes and Q's.

[Angela]

Yes, I played using Q's. Okay, your turn.

[Amanda]

Never have I ever gone skydiving. Yeah, see, this is why I didn't want to go.

[Chance]

I would. I would, though. I think I would.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Chance]

I don't. I'm not scared of that.

[Angela]

I would if it was $20. How much is it really expensive?

[Amanda]

Okay. Selena sent this one. Never have I ever farted and blamed it on someone else.

[Angela]

I did that. Middle school.

[Amanda]

I've definitely done that. So I'm saying that I've definitely done that, too. Okay, so we're all out on that one.

[Angela]

I did that in middle school. And I'll own it. And it was powerful.

[Chance]

You'll own the fart this time.

[Angela]

Shut your fucking mouth.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. When are we gonna play that Christian game again? We have to, guys, on smosh games, if you haven't seen it, us three, plus Arasha played.

[Chance]

I played the Christian game for far too long.

[Amanda]

Yeah, honey.

[Chance]

Until they said, you can't play with us anymore. Yeah, honey, I said, okay. Fair, fair, fair.

[Angela]

All right, fine.

[Chance]

You got me. You got me.

[Amanda]

We played. I don't even remember what the Christian name was called.

[Chance]

I actually was like. When the church outed me, I actually was like, what? I am not kidding. Like, I'm playing it up. You gotta be fucking kidding. They were like, your lifestyle choices. And I wasn't out yet, so I was like, your lifestyle choices Don'. With, like, our. Like, our values. Yeah. And I was like, what are you talking about?

[Angela]

Have you heard of the church?

[Amanda]

You were like, literally. What are you saying?

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Did the priest, like, sit you down?

[Chance]

It was over the phone. And it was not my church that I grew up going to. It was the church that I was a counselor at. And I had just got hired onto the central staff, the leadership team.

[Amanda]

This is so mad. Like, why is it their business? Right? So they said, you didn't what?

[Chance]

Align with the values.

[Amanda]

What are the values?

[Angela]

We can't get into that.

[Amanda]

Okay, great. Straight.

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And that.

[Angela]

I'll say no.

[Chance]

Aw.

[Angela]

You can talk about Christianity. Go for it.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Chance]

What are the values of Christianity? Or what are the values of the church?

[Amanda]

Yes. Woo.

[Angela]

Starburst drops.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Speak on it.

[Chance]

The values of Christianity are.

[Angela]

Love one another the way you want to be loved.

[Amanda]

Your hype woman, did you hire her because she awesome. You got to give her some reviews because your hype woman is not doing favors for you at all. She goes, we don't need to talk about that. Speak on it.

[Chance]

Acceptance, Love, understanding. Community.

[Angela]

Yes, sis.

[Chance]

Patience.

[Amanda]

So because you're gay, you don't have any of those things?

[Chance]

Well, they were focused on the gay part of it. I do have all of those things, but they were like, you're gay, so you can't be Christian.

[Amanda]

Oh, God.

[Chance]

Which is kind of counterintuitive because Jesus is, like, accepting of all sinners and even the most broken ones. He's like, you are enough and you are worthy.

[Amanda]

Amen.

[Angela]

Amen.

[Amanda]

Amen. Where is the hype girl?

[Angela]

So get it, girl. Get it, girl. You served it. You served it on Smash mask just now. You just talk biblical.

[Amanda]

Never have I ever.

[Chance]

Gobs.

[Angela]

Mocked.

[Amanda]

Gobs.

[Angela]

I'm gobsmacked right now.

[Amanda]

How does that work? And never have I ever been outed by the charge.

[Chance]

Bonted by the charge.

[Amanda]

By the charge.

[Angela]

By the charge. Pop. Pop. And by the charge.

[Amanda]

Pop.

[Angela]

Been outed by the charge.

[Amanda]

Been added by the charge.

[Angela]

That's going to be a.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Angela]

Okay, my turn.

[Amanda]

Yeah, your definitely your turn.

[Angela]

Oh, let me think, let me think, let me think. Come on. I'm doing these off the dome. Okay. Never have.

[Amanda]

Whoa. What? I.

[Angela]

Okay. It's gonna be vulnerable.

[Amanda]

Okay. I would love it.

[Angela]

I have a couple water bottles. One of them you. One of them. I've never washed. Never have I ever washed one of my water bottles.

[Amanda]

How long have you had.

[Chance]

I've washed a water bottle?

[Amanda]

Of course. I, I. It's like a thing.

[Angela]

You keep it up.

[Amanda]

If you. Yeah, you keep it up.

[Angela]

I'm saying I've left one. Why do I.

[Amanda]

She's never washed one of her water bottles ever in life?

[Angela]

No, not.

[Chance]

What?

[Angela]

No.

[Amanda]

1.

[Angela]

My water bottles.

[Amanda]

I've never washed ever in life.

[Angela]

1.

[Chance]

I've washed one of my water bottles before.

[Angela]

But why did I say that? Because now I have to put a finger down. I'm doing it again. I always say things. You put fingers down, but you have to say things you haven't done.

[Chance]

Yeah. And then you're. I'm like, I have done that, so I have to put a finger down.

[Amanda]

Right.

[Angela]

I'm taking that one back. That's just.

[Amanda]

But now we know an embarrassing fact. You haven't watched.

[Angela]

It's just one. I looked at it the other day and I went, when have I washed you?

[Amanda]

And did it respond, wash me clean?

[Angela]

No.

[Amanda]

Thank God.

[Chance]

Does it smell weird?

[Angela]

No, I literally got it a month ago.

[Chance]

Does it smell weird?

[Amanda]

Okay, I got it a month ago.

[Angela]

Okay, next.

[Chance]

Never have I ever.

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[Chance]

Okay. Never have I ever gone to a tattoo parlor. Boom.

[Amanda]

I definitely have, but not. I don't have a tattoo.

[Angela]

Do you do an improv show?

[Amanda]

Have you.

[Chance]

Wait, that'd be fun.

[Amanda]

Have you done an.

[Angela]

No, but that'd be fun.

[Amanda]

Where's the craziest place you've done an improv show?

[Angela]

That's fun. Okay.

[Chance]

A lot of elementary schools.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Angela]

A lot of.

[Amanda]

For sure. Cafes. Have you guys.

[Chance]

Oh, my God. Wait, were you a story pirate?

[Angela]

I was just gonna.

[Chance]

Were you really?

[Amanda]

Were you auditioned for Story Pirate. Didn't get it.

[Chance]

Oh.

[Amanda]

They say, wait, we have to talk about.

[Chance]

Yeah, we have.

[Angela]

It's how Chance and I met.

[Chance]

And.

[Angela]

Yeah, some people think we met at ucb. We started working. Working.

[Amanda]

Met at Story. So I remember being stressed out about this audition. Yeah. And I, like, put my heart and soul and I think I just am a scary look.

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[Angela]

A lot of story pirates get in on their second audition.

[Chance]

That's true.

[Amanda]

So tell me you guys met what.

[Chance]

I will say it is a, it was a perfect blanket for someone who had just moved to LA of like.

[Angela]

Wait, let's explain it.

[Chance]

So, okay, yeah.

[Angela]

Story Pirates is a non profit that is now so massive, so cool, so many, so many amazing, like stellar comedians and actors and singers have come from there now. They have a very successful podcast. What it is is it's a, a company of, of performers that will teach a bunch of teaching artists as well that will go to schools, teach kids how to do creative writing, and then they, these kids will write stories that then these professional actor and comedians put these stories up.

[Chance]

So they take them and they take the text of what these children have written almost verbatim. Sometimes even if they're like a five year old who can barely form sentences, they will take it as true and they will honor it and they will put it up as a performance in.

[Angela]

Front of that kid.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Angela]

So like the kids will like a week before have like a writing workshop where they'll learn those tools and then next, the next week, the story pirates will come for like a bunch of field trips and then they'll do their writing.

[Chance]

And some of these stories are so beautiful and they're written by kids all over the country. They could submit stories. And so they have a podcast too where you can go.

[Angela]

The podcast is now one of, it's one of the leading podcasts in like kids podcasts.

[Amanda]

Because I remember being like, this is magical. It would be, what a privilege to be on this show.

[Angela]

I will never forget where I've like so many stories already.

[Chance]

I do too.

[Angela]

I will, I will never forget the first time I did a Story Pirates show where I had to sing. A lot of them are like music based too. And a girl, a little girl wrote this story about a princess who was flying. And then she wrote like lyrics like, I'm flying, I'm flying.

[Amanda]

Woohoo.

[Angela]

I'm flying, I'm flying. Woohoo. Or something like that. And I full force, like committed and we wrote it on piano. And then I sang this whole I'm flying. And then what happens is they go, this story's written by someone in the third grade. And then all the third graders start freaking out and they go in Ms. Blah blah blah's class and like, okay, okay. And they go, please give it up for Twyla. And then she's like, oh my God. And then, and then the kid usually cries.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Angela]

And then they watch the story. And when I saw this little girl in like, like lausd. Hard school system, because I grew up in it. She's in the corner of this awful auditorium that was just full of mold and. And bad things. She's just sitting in the corner crying, watching me sing her song. It was the most rewarding thing I've ever done.

[Amanda]

Yep. That's incredible.

[Chance]

Oh, now you just.

[Angela]

Why did we talk about. Oh, yeah, because those were improv shows, basically. Because you.

[Chance]

So there were so many improv shows where you would get it. You would also do improv games, and so you would go to the schools and perform them in a lunchroom, in a classroom, in an auditorium that is also a lunchroom.

[Angela]

Kind of tntl coded.

[Chance]

Very tntl. Very TNTL coded.

[Angela]

I think Conan o' Brien was a story pirate. A lot of famous.

[Amanda]

A lot of Oswald. So wait, when did you guys meet?

[Chance]

So we met before we got. The week before we got on the UCB team. We did a story pirate show together out in Lake Tahoe. It wasn't Lake Tahoe.

[Angela]

Some of them. You would travel too?

[Chance]

Yes. Really fun.

[Angela]

So you guys met and then I. Yeah, I remember, like, you do, like, two rehearsals and then you do the show.

[Chance]

Yeah. And so we were with my friend Nabil and a couple other story pirates. Oh, yeah. That's where we. She met Nabil, too.

[Amanda]

Crazy wild.

[Chance]

And we did that show together. And then the next week we got on the same UCB team, Moon Goon.

[Angela]

Literally, all within the same week.

[Amanda]

That's wild. Did you have to stop story pirates when you got on ucb?

[Angela]

No, no, no. Story pirates is like. They would be like.

[Amanda]

They're like gigs.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Yes.

[Angela]

I bet if you audition a second time, they'd be like, hell, yeah.

[Amanda]

I don't think I'm going to.

[Angela]

No, of course I did not.

[Amanda]

Could you imagine if I'm like. And also that would be the crazy thing now, a story pirate.

[Angela]

I just meant like. No, you have story pirate in you.

[Chance]

Yeah, definitely.

[Amanda]

I think it was early on in my. I think it was when I was also doing Groundlings and everything I did was like, what's the decision? What's my choice? What's my want?

[Chance]

It really gets you out of your head.

[Amanda]

Meanwhile, you get out of your head.

[Angela]

Meanwhile, you go, taco or ice cream? I'm a taco. You go hardcore.

[Chance]

It helps you so much because you're like, okay, I'm too heady. I'm too brainy. Get down to the brass facts. Taco or ice cream?

[Angela]

Yeah. And you're like, I'm a scientist. I need that and some of these kids will write the craziest stuff.

[Amanda]

Oh, my. My niece alone, when I was visiting her. Not this round, the other round. She goes, do you want to hear about the witch that visits me every night in my room?

[Chance]

Wow.

[Amanda]

I'm not even kidding. I go, yeah. And I talked to my sister. I go, do you know about the witch that visits her every night? And she goes, yeah.

[Chance]

I don't.

[Amanda]

I don't know what any of that's about. And I'm like, what do you mean? What if a real witch is visiting her? And she's like, amanda, stop. And I'm like, but kids are so connected. Like, you don't know. And she's like, oh, yeah. She comes just to check in, to make sure. I'm going to bed.

[Chance]

You ready for this? Ready for this? Truly wonderful. The mind of a child is.

[Amanda]

Who.

[Angela]

Is that an impression?

[Amanda]

That's.

[Angela]

Do it again. Do it again.

[Amanda]

I know his name.

[Chance]

I don't know if it's truly wonderful. Can someone fact check me on the. On the.

[Amanda]

Wait, that's. What's his freaking name in Star Wars?

[Chance]

Name him. Name him.

[Angela]

Name him. Name him.

[Amanda]

Wait a second. Why can't I think of his name?

[Chance]

Yeah. You guys, this is sad for you. This is embarrassing.

[Amanda]

Yoko Ono. What's his name again?

[Angela]

Second Lollipop. If you're lollipop watching.

[Amanda]

What did you do with the other one?

[Angela]

I ate it like an adult.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Jesus.

[Chance]

With the lollipop hanging out.

[Amanda]

Jesus Christ.

[Angela]

I ate it like an adult. Okay? Never have I ever.

[Amanda]

What's his name?

[Chance]

Say his name.

[Angela]

We're doing this thing again. You do this all the time.

[Amanda]

What do I do?

[Angela]

What's that actor's name? What's his name?

[Amanda]

Yeah, but he knows the answer and he's not telling me. That's what's rude.

[Angela]

And you have to sit in that.

[Amanda]

I don't want to.

[Angela]

You don't get to say.

[Amanda]

Fine, let's do. Never have I ever.

[Chance]

She's really wonderful. To my dear child. Oh, God. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This guy sounded like you had egg yolk stuck in your thro. Truly wonderful child. My dear child.

[Amanda]

What is this?

[Angela]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

I'm finding something.

[Chance]

No, don't put it back. It's almost like you're doing this.

[Angela]

I'm sticking my tongue.

[Chance]

I'm stuck.

[Amanda]

Not Obi Wan Kenobi, and I know that.

[Chance]

Good.

[Amanda]

I just wanted to practice a word out loud and go. I know it's not him, but it.

[Chance]

Is another Jedi Master.

[Amanda]

I know. Of course I know.

[Angela]

Has Shane's mom seen this? This rip thing in the pool? It's so up.

[Amanda]

I actually don't know.

[Angela]

It's probably really traumatic for her if she saw something like that.

[Amanda]

It is really traumatic for her. Funny for him, but you know what? You don't see it. You don't see it. It's behind him. Only I get to look at it.

[Chance]

And I'm looking at Harambe, but you can see Harambe. Yeah.

[Angela]

Okay.

[Chance]

Never have I ever. What?

[Amanda]

Clapped after a plane lands. I have. Really, I have.

[Chance]

Don't look at me like that. Oh, my God. I was at Griffith Park, Griffith Observatory the other day, and everyone was so quiet watching the sunset. And it went down and people started clapping.

[Amanda]

I was like, what? Why?

[Angela]

What are we clapping? God.

[Amanda]

It goes down every day.

[Chance]

It does it every day. And they were like, yeah.

[Angela]

And sometimes we're grateful for it. That's so funny.

[Chance]

It was so funny trying to think.

[Angela]

I would never clap on the plane lands. Did you do it, like, sarcastically?

[Chance]

No, no, it was a bad. It was a bad plane ride.

[Angela]

That's what I'm saying.

[Amanda]

So it was like.

[Angela]

You're like, being like. You go, well, we thought you wouldn't get there.

[Chance]

And you're like. You're like recording yourself. You're like, hey. You're like writing your last things.

[Amanda]

I hate turbulence. It makes me very, very overwhelmed.

[Angela]

I love it. It gets me alive and shakes shit up. I love seeing my sprite fall.

[Chance]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Come on, baby. Let's me in Summer Games.

[Chance]

Bring it around.

[Amanda]

What's his name? It doesn't matter. Okay.

[Angela]

Never have I ever. Oh, something you two have done that I have never done.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Never have I ever had cottage cheese.

[Chance]

Ew.

[Amanda]

I don't like it.

[Angela]

But you've had it.

[Chance]

I don't think I've had it.

[Angela]

You would.

[Amanda]

I've had it.

[Chance]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay. And that's done.

[Chance]

And we're done.

[Amanda]

We're done with that conversation.

[Angela]

I've had it.

[Amanda]

I've had it. I've had it. I've had it with you kids.

[Angela]

Next. You have two left.

[Chance]

Yeah, two left.

[Angela]

Person who.

[Chance]

What?

[Angela]

Person who gets out.

[Amanda]

Who wins. Eats all of this.

[Angela]

Like in Matilda, when he eats.

[Amanda]

When he eats a chocolate cake, you.

[Chance]

Have to eat all the candy. Chocolate cake.

[Amanda]

I am going to cut you.

[Chance]

Never have I ever, baby.

[Amanda]

Yoda. Yoda.

[Chance]

Good job. God.

[Angela]

It was Yoda.

[Chance]

It's Yoda. God.

[Amanda]

That killed me. It was there and it hurt. Don't clap for it.

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[Amanda]

Yeah, clap Clap for me.

[Angela]

My plane has landed.

[Amanda]

Clap for me.

[Chance]

Not even Baby Yoda. It's just regular Yoda.

[Amanda]

Thinking of the Mandalorian. And I was like, baby Yoda. Baby Yoda.

[Chance]

Okay. Good job.

[Amanda]

Thanks.

[Chance]

Okay, okay, okay. Never have I ever been dating someone over Christmas.

[Amanda]

What do you mean?

[Chance]

I've never been with a partner.

[Amanda]

You break up with them before you have to buy them gifts.

[Angela]

You've been single for every single Christmas.

[Chance]

I've never had a partner over Christmas.

[Amanda]

Who have you woken up to and cozied up and said, merry Christmas?

[Chance]

Me. Myself. And I. I have had hookups on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day.

[Amanda]

Christmas Day.

[Angela]

You gotta get laid somehow.

[Amanda]

What? Gobsmacker.

[Chance]

There's not a lot to do in Nashville, Tennessee. So you.

[Amanda]

What do you do?

[Angela]

Come on now.

[Amanda]

You go over for Christmas.

[Chance]

Marley.

[Amanda]

Well, it's just like your hype woman is actually.

[Chance]

My family's gone to bed. My friends are tell you how you get that dick.

[Angela]

Christmas.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Your hype woman was supposed to go.

[Angela]

To bed a lot.

[Amanda]

She's supposed to.

[Chance]

She's fine. She's fine.

[Angela]

Tell her how you get that candy cane dick.

[Chance]

You got one.

[Angela]

Tell her now. Tell her now.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Is there one more Christmas reference?

[Angela]

Tell her the gift that the three wise men bring to you.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah. What? What? What do the three wise men bring to you on Christmas?

[Angela]

Let him talk.

[Chance]

Lube, condoms and a harness.

[Angela]

Oh, that was awesome. Confidence. Next time.

[Amanda]

Okay. So you have hookups on Christmas, but you're not ever dating anyone?

[Chance]

No.

[Angela]

Wow, that's wild.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Do you want to date someone on Christmas? Yeah. Of course. Yeah, of course.

[Chance]

Of course.

[Angela]

Of course.

[Amanda]

You will be. Maybe.

[Chance]

Yeah. Okay, so did you guys clap and put a finger down?

[Angela]

Okay. You clap when you play this game? Yeah.

[Chance]

You clap so people know that you put a finger down.

[Amanda]

I've never done that.

[Angela]

Never done that.

[Chance]

Okay, wait, that's like normal rule.

[Angela]

When you play rock, paper, scissors, are you guys 1, 2, 3, or you 1, 2, 3, shoot?

[Chance]

Rock, paper, shoot?

[Angela]

I remember I grew up in la. All my cousins lived in Florida. Everywhere we played rock, paper, scissors. This is when I think I first learned the world's big. I was in elementary school, and we were playing rock, paper, scissors, and we would go, 1, 2, 3. I go to Florida.

[Amanda]

He's just chomping. I know. I'm so sorry. Scott.

[Chance]

Got a horse in the middle.

[Angela]

Of the story over here.

[Chance]

You are horse coded.

[Angela]

Eating a lollipop like it's a steak.

[Amanda]

I love everyone's reaction. It's like it's like when people yawn, but they try to hide it. I really was trying to hide.

[Chance]

You weren't trying to hide it. If that was you trying to hide it. That's insane.

[Angela]

Wait, can we talk about the gasps for a second?

[Amanda]

Can we talk about me that I'm horse coated?

[Angela]

Okay. So then I visited my cousins in.

[Chance]

Florida, and then I played rock and.

[Angela]

Pursue with them, and they said shoot, and I didn't. And I went, the world's big. Sorry. Keep going.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's really good.

[Angela]

Talking about gasps. I want to talk.

[Chance]

You are horse girl.

[Amanda]

Were you gonna say horse Gordon?

[Chance]

You are horse Gordon. You are horse gore.

[Angela]

Get it?

[Chance]

Hey, that's fine. Equestrian is shoes. Got them gallops and strong. Like, I bet when you were in elementary school, you're, like, doing the little gallops.

[Amanda]

I actually did a lot.

[Chance]

I know.

[Amanda]

You remember in Monty Python when they go, Yes. I love you guys. Watch my money.

[Angela]

I did do.

[Chance]

We watched that movie from 20 billion years ago.

[Amanda]

Yeah, shut up.

[Angela]

You did that. We were talking about the gas in the room after you said that.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Angela]

I want to talk to you guys about the Emily Rose gas. Oh, I get. Wanna shoot block at least. Yes, Emily Rose, our director.

[Chance]

You do?

[Angela]

Sometimes if you say something sad, if you say something funny, that's like a little, like, scary funny. Like, like, like, if, like, I meant. She's very emotive about the wage cap.

[Chance]

Yeah, she'll really let you know.

[Amanda]

She's like, oh, I honestly, she's so emotive. Especially in Reddit, when you're behind the camera. You guys don't even know there's a whole other show happening behind the camera.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

And.

[Amanda]

Yeah, and then she said.

[Angela]

And then she said, I think you get a gas every tntl when you, like, put your legs in your arms or something and you do something weird with your body.

[Amanda]

Hey, when you flip your legs up over your head. Yeah.

[Angela]

He's always putting his legs in in a jacket.

[Amanda]

What do you guys feel like?

[Chance]

I love that. It's Comedy Central.

[Amanda]

And she goes, oh, this Starburst is very old.

[Chance]

That's what I went through. I was. I literally said that and you guys ignored me.

[Amanda]

We had to. What?

[Angela]

So we're spring cleaning.

[Amanda]

Ew. This has no time.

[Chance]

It's a loose gummy worm in the candy pile.

[Angela]

Wait, guys. And hear it. Let's see how hard it is.

[Chance]

Oh, no, no.

[Angela]

Is that a knock at the door? No, it's a gummy worm.

[Amanda]

Wait, how do you guys feel when you get a gasp?

[Angela]

I Feel good.

[Chance]

I'm like, yeah. You didn't see that coming, did you? Don't try to keep me chain.

[Angela]

We're doing spring cleaning. It's January, guys. This episode's coming out in January. We're cleaning out the old and in with the new.

[Amanda]

There's two Olive Garden mints.

[Chance]

What is this?

[Amanda]

And a tiny little green creepy baby.

[Chance]

Okay, Whoever loses has to eat the sour Warhead.

[Amanda]

What's this? I'll do it.

[Chance]

There's a baby.

[Amanda]

She just gasped. She just gasped.

[Angela]

Green.

[Amanda]

I have no idea.

[Angela]

Baby.

[Amanda]

She just gasped.

[Chance]

For the audio listeners at home, we have found a tiny green baby in the candy pile.

[Angela]

I still can't get over the Unwrap the loose.

[Amanda]

The loose. Lucy. Okay. Oh, my God. Dune. Yeah.

[Angela]

Never have I ever had a thing of candy and had people trick or treat at my door growing up.

[Chance]

Oh. Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

[Angela]

That was the.

[Amanda]

Did you guys ever have a very rich neighborhood in your town that you were like, we gotta go to the rich neighborhood?

[Chance]

Kingside bars.

[Amanda]

Yes. All the time. And they have the best, like, creepy things at their front door. Can you go up to the.

[Angela]

The front of the camera?

[Amanda]

This episode is giving staring contests. It is ready. And you know what? Shane's on here. Sorry, Shane.

[Chance]

Oh, wait.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah. I can see everything, and it doesn't look good.

[Angela]

Here's my impression of Amanda is a horse. This is you during that story. I tried.

[Amanda]

I tried so hard not to be loud. And then I was like, you know What?

[Angela]

Fuck it.

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[Amanda]

Yeah, put our sticks right there. If you are an audio listener, I just want to.

[Angela]

If you're in the car right now, pull over.

[Amanda]

Yeah, pull over. Because you can probably skip a whole minute because it's pull over.

[Angela]

And that. That button on Spotify that has like the 30 second skip.

[Amanda]

Yeah, do that right here.

[Chance]

Okay. And we're back.

[Amanda]

We're back. So I'm actually out.

[Chance]

Okay, Here you go.

[Angela]

I think we have to start again. And let's play hard mode. Oh, eat that.

[Amanda]

Yes. Wait, guys, this is extreme sour.

[Chance]

Yes. She's scared.

[Angela]

Amanda lost, so she has to have the warhead.

[Chance]

She's getting. Eat it or eat it. Flash.

[Angela]

And then who wins the second round has to eat the old worm.

[Amanda]

Yes. No. Are we starting over? Here we go. I'm eating the extreme sour Warhead.

[Angela]

Call your husband.

[Chance]

Oh, my God.

[Angela]

Tell him goodbye.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. It tastes like gasoline. It tastes like baking soda.

[Angela]

Well, you need to see this little. This little baby.

[Amanda]

What do you have to do?

[Chance]

The tears.

[Amanda]

This is what you have to do. That's really cute.

[Angela]

No, grab him. You have to see him.

[Amanda]

Here's what you have to do. You gotta just stick it out.

[Angela]

How is it?

[Amanda]

It's awful.

[Chance]

Is it still sour?

[Amanda]

Mm.

[Angela]

That's impressive.

[Amanda]

It's like gasoline and literally baking soda. But then the sweetness is coming in.

[Chance]

Oh, that's good.

[Angela]

Oh, yeah, that's good.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. There we go.

[Chance]

Oh, my God.

[Angela]

Got through the woods.

[Amanda]

Now it's a lemon drop. Sue me.

[Chance]

Lemon drop martini.

[Amanda]

Okay, are we starting over?

[Chance]

Lemon drop martini with mezcal instead of vodka.

[Amanda]

When. Yeah, you've done it.

[Chance]

Yes.

[Angela]

I've never had a lemon drop martini.

[Chance]

What?

[Amanda]

You haven't?

[Angela]

Wow.

[Amanda]

It's delicious.

[Angela]

Oh, okay.

[Chance]

Wait. It's so good. Because it's a smoky lemon. Yes.

[Amanda]

Smoky lemon.

[Chance]

Yes, yes.

[Amanda]

Burnt lemon Mezcal with. With citrus. Like an orange.

[Chance]

Oh.

[Angela]

Like if you have an espresso shot.

[Amanda]

With a little orange.

[Chance]

A lot of places.

[Angela]

Yeah, that's really nice.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Looks really nice.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's really nice. Okay, I went.

[Chance]

Never have I ever.

[Angela]

Oh, my God. A loose M. No, this is a.

[Amanda]

Lot of loose M M's.

[Angela]

Okay, we are cleaning this out.

[Chance]

Never have I ever. Ew, another one.

[Amanda]

Oh, gross.

[Angela]

Oh, this is a peanut M and M. Never.

[Chance]

Those aren't supposed to be here. Never have I. Get that baby off your mic. Look at the baby sitting on the bed. Look at his little butt. What? What is up with you and butts.

[Amanda]

They're so cute. Once you have a baby, you love butts. Butts are the cutest thing ever.

[Angela]

Once you have a baby, butts are.

[Amanda]

The cutest thing ever. Human butts are fine.

[Chance]

What?

[Amanda]

Just keep going. Just keep going.

[Angela]

Just drive a truck through it.

[Chance]

Oh, I had one that I. Oh. Never have I ever been to book club. You've definitely been to a book club.

[Amanda]

I have.

[Chance]

You're a millennial white woman. You've been to a book club. Come on.

[Amanda]

Wait, I have.

[Angela]

And here you.

[Amanda]

Hear me out.

[Angela]

Book club. Hear me out.

[Amanda]

You've definitely been to a book. Hear me out. I. It was not for me because it wasn't. It wasn't my. Like.

[Angela]

Were you picking up your cardigan?

[Amanda]

It wasn't my close friends. No, it was not for me. It wasn't my close friends. I was like, I don't want to do this, but I would do it again if it was like.

[Chance]

If you like the book.

[Amanda]

If I like the book and the people. So. Yeah.

[Chance]

Okay, great.

[Angela]

Okay. That was a good one. That was divisive because you went straight. Straight towards it.

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Yeah.

[Amanda]

Never have I ever. Never have I ever thrown up on someone. On someone that.

[Angela]

Spoken by a mother who was just thrown up on at 4am Probably.

[Amanda]

I get thrown up on every day.

[Angela]

Wait, your baby threw up on me.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God, you're so right.

[Chance]

But that's not you through.

[Angela]

Oh, I have to throw up.

[Chance]

Okay, you have to throw up on the baby. You see?

[Amanda]

Yeah, my baby did throw up on.

[Angela]

I've. I've gotten near, but I don't think it would hit the body.

[Amanda]

Ooh. You know what I mean? I got like, have you.

[Chance]

Well, no.

[Amanda]

Why are you giggling?

[Chance]

I want to say no.

[Amanda]

He wants to say no. He wants to say, no, I've never.

[Angela]

Seen your face like that.

[Amanda]

He wants to say. Because he doesn't want to reveal it. Did I ever tell you guys once that I saw a drunk woman at Mohawk Bend run from the back room to the front and throw up on the back of someone's head?

[Angela]

Yes, I've heard this story.

[Amanda]

On the back.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Can you imagine?

[Chance]

No, you're eating. No, no, no, no. Amanda. No, no, no. Please, Amanda.

[Amanda]

Amanda.

[Angela]

You actually can't talk.

[Amanda]

Someone said, okay, I'm done here.

[Chance]

You're eating food. It's like, what were you eating? And now it's like, once I was.

[Amanda]

In cheap and go, that.

[Angela]

That actually, I actually. I would rather do so many things that are awful.

[Chance]

Clam chowder in front of You. And then.

[Amanda]

We don't serve clam chowder there, so they don't serve clam chow.

[Chance]

Onion jam.

[Amanda]

No, it's there.

[Chance]

Big, greasy juicy burger.

[Amanda]

They were probably eating fries or pizza.

[Angela]

That's disgust.

[Amanda]

All right. Anyways.

[Angela]

Never have I ever owned AirPods.

[Chance]

What?

[Angela]

Put them down, girls. Never have I ever owned AirPods.

[Amanda]

You're still rocking the connected O.

[Chance]

That's insane.

[Angela]

I've never, ever in my life been like, let me make the change.

[Amanda]

Why? Why?

[Angela]

Because there's literally no need.

[Amanda]

There is so much.

[Chance]

It changes your life.

[Amanda]

You don't need to carry your phone.

[Angela]

I always have a pocket and. Oh, no. Yeah, I guess that would change my life.

[Amanda]

It would change.

[Angela]

I. I literally, the other day, I was trying to wash the dishes and I was trying to listen to a podcast, and I put it next to.

[Chance]

The sink and it got wet.

[Amanda]

And it got wet.

[Angela]

And you're.

[Amanda]

You're connected.

[Angela]

How can you move years? But you need AirPods.

[Chance]

Get some AirPods, girl.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Just buy them for Christmas for yourself.

[Angela]

But put your fingers down. It's looking pretty bleak. It's looking like you're about to eat the old worm.

[Amanda]

I'm not eating the worm. Yeah, you're e. Guys, I already ate the warhead. I'm not eating the old worm.

[Chance]

I'm not horse girl.

[Amanda]

I'm not eating great. Horse girl. Can't wait for the fan art of me as a horse girl eating an.

[Chance]

Old worm at a book club. Horse girl eat old worm. Book club. Horse girl eat old worm. Book club. Porn.

[Angela]

You got what?

[Chance]

Horse girl eat old book club. Wait. Gorn corn.

[Angela]

Okay. I went.

[Chance]

What your horse girl eat bold worm. Cor.

[Amanda]

You're done. Your turn. Really? Shut them down. Wow.

[Chance]

Never have. I am.

[Amanda]

You have.

[Angela]

I'll say this while we're waiting. What's the deal with flavoring? Candy? Lemonade. That's not a ca. Candy flavor.

[Chance]

Good. Good.

[Amanda]

Very good.

[Angela]

That's not a candy.

[Amanda]

That was fun. That's a flavor. That was fun to watch all that. That's not a candy.

[Angela]

That's a flavor of a drink.

[Amanda]

I kind of agree with you.

[Chance]

Like.

[Angela]

Oh, lollipop flavor iced tea. No.

[Amanda]

Never have I ever had a cavity. Never.

[Angela]

Never. Even as a child?

[Chance]

Even as a child.

[Angela]

Call your mom.

[Chance]

What?

[Angela]

Get her to back that up.

[Amanda]

No, he was going to.

[Chance]

I don't have my phone because I'm a good actor who doesn't bring it to set.

[Amanda]

That's right. Now I can only think of your mom and the Jolly Rancher Vodka.

[Angela]

Yeah, that's sick.

[Amanda]

Does she make like martinis out of it? What does she do like a mixed drink.

[Chance]

Just then. Soda. Yeah, soda water and ice. Cuz it's already so sweet. You don't really.

[Amanda]

Of course. So sweet.

[Angela]

Oh wait, you're throwing the mar.

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The.

[Amanda]

The. The. The.

[Angela]

The Jolly Rock Ranchers in the drink.

[Chance]

That is the. So it's ice, soda water. Jolly.

[Amanda]

She puts Jolly Ranchers in vodka and lets them like distill.

[Chance]

They just. They disintegrate. I thought they completely.

[Angela]

She put vodka on top of Jolly Ranchers and then you would eat the Jolly Ranchers and I was legit gonna ask you, would you get a buzz out of that?

[Chance]

No.

[Angela]

No.

[Chance]

You put the Jolly Ranchers into a big thing of vodka and then they dissolve, they like melt.

[Amanda]

You know you can do that with almost all vodka. You can do like chamomile tea if you wanted. Chamomile flavored vodka.

[Chance]

That's incredible.

[Angela]

You don't actually want to have chamomile tea?

[Chance]

I think that's so good.

[Amanda]

No, I did chamomile tequila and it was freaking delicious.

[Chance]

I would do chamomile and vodka and I would.

[Angela]

Honestly, after musical sometimes I would have in my throat coat put a little whiskey.

[Chance]

Sure.

[Amanda]

Well, get it. Get it, girl.

[Chance]

You're bad. You're bad.

[Angela]

Laffy Taffy.

[Amanda]

You switch to Laffy Taffy.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Guys, guys, we're in a rough spot.

[Angela]

I was just going to say something.

[Amanda]

I was just going to say I have two left. Okay.

[Angela]

You're going to eat the old worm.

[Amanda]

I'm not eating the worm. Old worm.

[Chance]

Horse girl eat old book club corn.

[Angela]

Okay, so you just did.

[Chance]

I did. Cavity.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Angela]

Oh, I've had a cavity.

[Amanda]

Same.

[Angela]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I already put one down. Never have I ever.

[Angela]

It's hard to think of things you haven't done.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Angela]

Just things you have. That's why you always want to like do the opposite.

[Amanda]

I slacked you some more. If you wanna.

[Chance]

If you want to cheat.

[Angela]

If you want to cheat.

[Amanda]

Gosh, this.

[Angela]

This candy's making me sick.

[Chance]

Stop eating it.

[Angela]

No, I gotta keep going.

[Amanda]

I've done a lot of these things though. Never have I ever clogged someone's toilet and then lied about it.

[Chance]

I definitely have done that. But I'll definitely.

[Angela]

I don't think I've even clogged the toilet before.

[Amanda]

Oh my God.

[Chance]

With the massive dumps you take, you've.

[Angela]

Definitely wipe your mouth out with soap. I don't like Olaf. I don't. Don't talk.

[Amanda]

Oh, have we talked about this chance during the karaoke stream. Told everyone that Angela wants to sing Olaf songs in summer.

[Angela]

And that's so damaging to me. It's like my Internet.

[Amanda]

It is actually.

[Angela]

My Internet footprint is already just drenched in bullshit.

[Amanda]

It is actually very damaging to you. I don't think it actually can get worse than you wanting to sing Olaf songs because we send each other our fan art.

[Chance]

Woo.

[Amanda]

Yours is.

[Chance]

Yours is rough.

[Amanda]

Yours is very interesting. Your hair always looks a little. Little. Just, like, a little too short. It just keeps flipping out.

[Angela]

But I was gonna say I've never clogged a toilet because sparkles don't really clog a toilet. And I poop sparkles.

[Chance]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

I just did more damage by saying.

[Angela]

That I poop sparkles and music notes. Sorry.

[Amanda]

Look it up.

[Angela]

That was awful.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it really was hard to.

[Chance]

So it's your turn.

[Amanda]

Yeah, now it's your turn. You gotta keep talking.

[Angela]

It's gonna. This place is gonna ruin me from the inside.

[Amanda]

It already has. Girl. Girl.

[Angela]

Like, I can't even get through a sense without kind of, like, spiking the camera and saying something stupid.

[Amanda]

Cut that.

[Angela]

Okay. Never have I ever. Oh, this is one.

[Chance]

You guys, I smell bad. Oh, my God. I forgot to put on deodorant.

[Angela]

That feeling sucks.

[Amanda]

I hate that feeling. When you get to the end of the day and you hug a bunch of people and you go, oh, my.

[Chance]

God, no one touch me.

[Angela]

All right?

[Amanda]

Sometimes I'm sure anyone was going to. Were you guys headed there?

[Angela]

Were you guys headed there?

[Amanda]

You guys headed there?

[Angela]

Never have I ever had Google Chrome as my preferred browser.

[Chance]

That's insane.

[Amanda]

So dumb. Of course I have.

[Chance]

Of course.

[Amanda]

It's the best. It's the best one.

[Angela]

I like Safari. What?

[Chance]

You're insane. Safari is you have wired headphones and you like.

[Amanda]

And you call me chronically offline. I'm done, love.

[Chance]

Olaf have wired headphones and you farted.

[Amanda]

During that Christian game.

[Angela]

Hey. Hey.

[Amanda]

Do not touch my set like that.

[Chance]

No, you. It's.

[Angela]

Do you know the lore about the plants?

[Chance]

I think you missed it.

[Amanda]

What?

[Chance]

Oh, they've been. It's. It's been an HR nightmare.

[Angela]

Okay, so.

[Chance]

And you should have heard about the show in Chicago, too.

[Angela]

I just want to say really quickly.

[Amanda]

They're right.

[Chance]

Right here. Right? Yeah. So.

[Angela]

So if you're an audio listener, we have these people on Smosh games.

[Amanda]

These. These guys. The plants.

[Angela]

Yeah. Yeah. Don't. Don't look at them directly because, like, the plants. Chance and I, like, had huge mediation session.

[Amanda]

What Happened with them.

[Chance]

They just like.

[Angela]

It's the attitude.

[Chance]

Yes.

[Angela]

That comes in.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

From these two.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Has been really.

[Chance]

They'll swing at you. You. They don't care. They don't care.

[Amanda]

You just went.

[Angela]

And they'll swing at you if you're not careful. Your sweet, little, sweet sweetheart, little girl self will be playing Flip seven. And one of these will come in, take your wallet, take your keys, swing at you. How.

[Amanda]

How do they drive when they take your keys? They were.

[Chance]

Okay, so I did an interview with the K Pop Demon Hunters on Smash Alike.

[Angela]

This is when it all started.

[Chance]

They were so unprofessional on set. Like the. The plants were. Yes.

[Angela]

You could see in the video. They traveled in the video.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Angela]

And. And some people are picking up on. I also want to. I want to shout out the people on the Smosh Reddit that are bringing up.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

They're talking about.

[Amanda]

What are they saying?

[Chance]

They're on Discord servers. They're just kind of being like their own Discord servers.

[Angela]

I have such a problem with some of the people in the videos.

[Chance]

And they'll name you by name. They'll name me by name.

[Amanda]

Here's what's weird. They've never done anything harmful to me.

[Chance]

Yet. Yet girly pop. Yet.

[Amanda]

So what do I need to do to watch out for these?

[Angela]

I mean, I just like to. I like to establish boundaries. Yes.

[Chance]

I was about to say the same thing.

[Angela]

So, like this one. I mean, the one on the.

[Chance]

Yeah. The one on the right is a really long.

[Angela]

The other one's got a right hook that'll.

[Chance]

Yeah, I'll take you out.

[Angela]

So what do they do with your.

[Amanda]

Keys and wallet when they take them?

[Chance]

Well, they're plants. They don't need keys and wallet.

[Angela]

In all seriousness, we kind of just beat them up now randomly in the middle. Oh, no.

[Amanda]

I've seen you guys do that. So I'm kind of wondering if maybe it's just payback for you guys.

[Chance]

What? Say it again.

[Angela]

Say that again.

[Chance]

Come on.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Chance]

What's good?

[Angela]

That's really what's good.

[Chance]

Huh? I'm sure you did.

[Angela]

That's really rich.

[Amanda]

Literally.

[Angela]

That's like a.

[Amanda]

Audio listeners.

[Angela]

Massive HR violence again.

[Amanda]

If you guys want to hit the 32nd thing and you want to skip, you, you absolutely can. Chance and Angela are having issues with the plants on the set.

[Angela]

I don't have an issue.

[Chance]

I don't have an issue.

[Amanda]

It wouldn't be an issue if you.

[Chance]

Just respect him and valued me. You know what I mean?

[Amanda]

Literally.

[Angela]

My God. Sometimes I'll like. Like, I'm even like, I'm getting heated up.

[Amanda]

Right?

[Chance]

And it's like they're getting. They're getting help, Right? Like, they're getting more and more. Right, Right. And so we haven't solved this, and yet now we got more and.

[Angela]

Right.

[Amanda]

And it's like, huh, this one?

[Chance]

Yeah. Oh, I saw her.

[Angela]

I don't trust that one as far as I can throw her.

[Amanda]

Look it, she's sweet. She's never done anything to me yet. You guys are causing so much chaos on my set. It's actually. So.

[Angela]

Sorry, but that little fake succulent on the Reddit stage.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

That is a whore. That is such a. And sometimes I'm like, I can't focus.

[Chance]

Sorry. I actually haven't talked to that one.

[Amanda]

Was she the one where we were doing the hidden chocolate challenge and we all were like, here's the fake one. That's why I actually do agree with you on that. Remember when we did the hidden chocolate challenge?

[Chance]

Yeah. I found all the chocolate. It was very clear which ones were chocolate.

[Angela]

I actually think, like, what's your favorite Smosh video ever? I think that you've been in. I think that one might be, like, up there for me. Because you. Us three, we were there all day.

[Chance]

Yeah, we were there all day.

[Angela]

We were there.

[Amanda]

We were there all day.

[Chance]

That was in an awful season, and.

[Amanda]

We had no idea what was happening.

[Angela]

And we were like, meanwhile, we're shooting.

[Chance]

Three episodes of Grip Guys in one day.

[Amanda]

Yeah, Grip Guys was in one day. Chocolate Challenge was the whole day.

[Angela]

Spud Hut was made in an afternoon.

[Amanda]

Meanwhile, Chocolate challenge was from 8 to 8. And we were kept in a room in secret, not allowed to talk to each other about what's happening in the other room.

[Angela]

The city episode you've seen was filmed in 15 minutes.

[Chance]

But some of those.

[Angela]

Long, like, hide and seeks take three days.

[Amanda]

That's hide and seek. This is Hidden chocolate Challenge.

[Angela]

Hidden Chocolate Challenge. It took, like, the whole day, and we had to go back and forth, and they were like.

[Amanda]

They're like. They're like.

[Angela]

I really love this right now.

[Chance]

Shut up.

[Amanda]

Oh, God.

[Chance]

Don't.

[Amanda]

Seriously, not the time, guys. Leave my plants. I don't know what I'm looking for. I don't like anything here. I don't like the candy. I don't like the candy here.

[Angela]

Okay, how many do you have left?

[Amanda]

I have three. I have one.

[Angela]

Okay.

[Chance]

I have. I don't remember. I think I have one.

[Amanda]

Anyone eat Crackle?

[Chance]

What the is Crackle?

[Angela]

Oh, you eat Crackle?

[Amanda]

Do you want one? Crackle? Yeah.

[Angela]

I don't think I've ever.

[Chance]

Squirrel throw.

[Amanda]

Horse girl.

[Angela]

That was an old.

[Amanda]

If you're gonna call me horse girl, you better say it right.

[Chance]

Horse girl.

[Amanda]

You know what, Scott?

[Angela]

I bet you changed our mic packs like four times. The batteries during hidden chocolate.

[Amanda]

Shut off both your mics.

[Angela]

Chocolate mic challenge.

[Chance]

Yeah. One of us has. One of us. You can't hear the audio because it's chocolate mic.

[Amanda]

Wait, I want to do hidden chocolate challenge again.

[Angela]

Me too. You got a heath.

[Amanda]

I got a heath bar.

[Angela]

You know what candy I love that people don't give enough respect to is 100 grand.

[Chance]

I don't know. What is a peanut?

[Amanda]

I don't know.

[Angela]

What is that? It's like caramel and. And something.

[Chance]

I say take five. I know it's a newer candy bar I love.

[Amanda]

Take that.

[Chance]

They're so good.

[Angela]

I'd say it's like kind of old.

[Amanda]

Old. Take five is so good.

[Chance]

It's pretty recent. Can we look at when was taken? Oh, my God. I feel like it. Am I crazy? I feel like it's in the past 20 years.

[Amanda]

Honey, you are not crazy. Outage from the church.

[Angela]

Never have I ever enjoyed a Snickers.

[Amanda]

What?

[Angela]

I've never.

[Chance]

I've definitely enjoyed a Snicker.

[Amanda]

Wait, have you enjoyed a Snickers ice cream bar?

[Chance]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Amanda]

My vava had Snickers ice cream bars.

[Chance]

Your what?

[Amanda]

My grandma. Vava is Portuguese for grandma. We only call her vava.

[Chance]

Vava.

[Amanda]

Va va. So go back to so Snickers ice cream bar. Have you ever had. Yes. Twix.

[Chance]

The Twix ones are good too.

[Amanda]

Oh, I haven't had them. Angela, it's gonna blow up your world.

[Angela]

Yeah, it's gonna blow up my world.

[Amanda]

Sorry. In a good way. Okay, I'm trying to look. When Take five came.

[Chance]

When is it Take five?

[Amanda]

Origin.

[Chance]

Like, what's the type year?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Guys, I love this. This is so much fun.

[Amanda]

I know. Once. Last time we went to lunch. Again.

[Angela]

Remember that time we went to lunch?

[Chance]

Oh, yeah, that was fun. And Angela.

[Amanda]

Oh, I remember.

[Chance]

Angela hid in the bush and called it a prank.

[Angela]

God, you.

[Amanda]

And then told the story, I think here. Yeah. For a long time. More Olive Garden.

[Angela]

Woo.

[Chance]

Do you have a year?

[Angela]

No, I don't think anyone really cares.

[Amanda]

About what year I got it. Do you have a guess for when the Take Five candy bar came out?

[Chance]

Out 2002.

[Amanda]

Angela, do you have a guess?

[Angela]

1996. What? I don't know. I made a guess.

[Amanda]

2004.

[Chance]

Okay, wait.

[Angela]

We have to play a game that I'm obsessed with.

[Amanda]

What?

[Angela]

Ready? I'm gonna give you a year. You have to guess who was the sexiest man alive that year.

[Chance]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Amanda]

Jonathan Bailey was this year.

[Chance]

Year.

[Angela]

Ready? I played this last night. It's so much fun.

[Amanda]

I love it.

[Angela]

Okay, the year is 2012.

[Chance]

Ryan Gosling.

[Angela]

Good guess. Not the one.

[Chance]

Ryan Reynolds.

[Angela]

Keep going. But those are good guesses. I think they've.

[Amanda]

Are they good guesses? Is that like, around. I can't remember. What out in 2012.

[Chance]

Let's go with. Bradley Cooper.

[Amanda]

How old was I in 2012? I don't remember.

[Angela]

It was Channing Tatum.

[Chance]

That sounds late for him.

[Amanda]

Wait, is that when Step up came out?

[Chance]

No, way before that.

[Angela]

2020.

[Amanda]

Good at this game.

[Angela]

Oh. Oh, this one's good.

[Chance]

Michael B. Jordan.

[Angela]

How'd you know that?

[Chance]

I just guessed because Black Panther came out.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Chance]

Black Panther.

[Angela]

Black Panther.

[Amanda]

What is happening?

[Angela]

That was awesome.

[Chance]

Thanks.

[Amanda]

Okay, do some more. I'm not gonna do well.

[Chance]

2019, the year before Michael B. Jordan.

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[Chance]

Cause it's late or early.

[Angela]

This is a singer.

[Chance]

Adam Levine.

[Amanda]

Fuck. This is a singer.

[Angela]

He would never get that. And he has to know that.

[Amanda]

Sean Mendez. And he has another.

[Angela]

Huh?

[Chance]

Shawn Mendes.

[Angela]

No, I feel like. Okay, a singer.

[Amanda]

Really? Harry Styles?

[Angela]

No, but like, kind of like a husband.

[Amanda]

He's kind of a husband. He is a husband.

[Chance]

I'm your husband.

[Amanda]

He's a husband.

[Chance]

Jason Aldean.

[Angela]

John Legend.

[Chance]

Oh, all of me.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Chance]

I don't think he's that hot.

[Amanda]

I don't either.

[Chance]

Michael B. Jordan. I was like, yo, that makes sense.

[Amanda]

Can I be honest? John Legend's a little cringe to me. He seems like a little too like.

[Angela]

But at the time, he seems nice. At that time, he was like a big deal.

[Amanda]

Yeah, he. No, he was a big deal.

[Chance]

Him and his talented.

[Angela]

Him and his piano.

[Amanda]

Piano could get it. You know what I'm saying?

[Angela]

2010.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Angela]

You've already said him.

[Amanda]

Ryan Gosling.

[Chance]

No, Ryan Reynolds.

[Amanda]

Ryan Reynolds. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. 2010, that's a long time ago.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Do we like Ryan Reynolds now again? I think I always like him, but after all that stuff.

[Angela]

Interesting inter thing.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Chance]

What'S in the fifth?

[Amanda]

What is happening, dude?

[Angela]

Law.

[Amanda]

Jude Law.

[Chance]

Jude Law.

[Angela]

The holiday. What year were you born? Let's look up the sexiest man.

[Amanda]

That's what it is.

[Angela]

The year you were born. That year, sexiest man alive is your ultimate daddy.

[Amanda]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Angela]

1998.

[Amanda]

1988.

[Angela]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Yeah, just. Just 10 years earlier. Babe. Yes, sweetie.

[Angela]

Cute guy. 1989.

[Amanda]

88.

[Chance]

What just happened?

[Amanda]

Is it Michael Bolton?

[Angela]

Okay. Your ultimate 1988.

[Amanda]

Okay, thank you. Yeah, I got it. He's like Paul Newman.

[Chance]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

Robert Redford.

[Angela]

Yours is wild. This is your ultimate daddy.

[Chance]

Who is it?

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Angela]

Jfk.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Chance]

Not a bad one.

[Amanda]

John F. Kennedy.

[Chance]

He's hot. He's hot.

[Amanda]

What? Junior.

[Angela]

Oh, Junior.

[Amanda]

Thank you. Thank you, Selena. It's JFK Jr. Can I see?

[Chance]

What is JFK Jr?

[Amanda]

Look. Yeah. Can I see a picture? That's. How fun is that?

[Angela]

God.

[Amanda]

Never felt more old in my life.

[Chance]

Kinda looks like that guy from Love actually.

[Amanda]

Oh, he's the guy who died on the plane with his hot wife blonde.

[Angela]

Oh, hot wife blonde.

[Chance]

Was that also an insider chance?

[Angela]

What year were you born?

[Amanda]

I don't think so.

[Chance]

1999.

[Amanda]

Fine. No, no, that's good for you. No, no, I'm totally fine with that.

[Angela]

It's just like, are you ready for your ultimate daddy?

[Chance]

Who is my ultimate daddy?

[Angela]

Richard Gere.

[Amanda]

I love. What the hell? You need to die and go to hell. Out of.

[Angela]

From the church.

[Amanda]

Out of my podcast.

[Chance]

What?

[Amanda]

You don't.

[Chance]

He knows Amanda's outing me live on. That's right.

[Angela]

First of all, he's in the closet.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Second of all, no, he's not.

[Chance]

I can't believe he's with boys all over the pile.

[Amanda]

You know who you sound like?

[Chance]

Who? Now you sound like them. You were siding with them earlier. Now you sound like they are part of me.

[Amanda]

Wait, do you really not know who Richard Gere is?

[Chance]

No idea.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's gonna rock. My Best Friend's Wedding.

[Chance]

Pretty Woman, Pretty Woman, Chicago, Pretty Women. Is he's. He the main guy in Pretty Women? Yes, I've seen clips from it.

[Amanda]

Clips.

[Chance]

What is big mistake. That is that I want to kill you. Please do not do that.

[Amanda]

Fine.

[Angela]

Well, no one's gonna look up mine, but if anyone at home is interested, 1993 was when I was born. And that year, for some reason, they did Sexiest Couple Alive. And it was Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford.

[Chance]

Oh, my God.

[Angela]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

You guys have the same daddy.

[Chance]

You're Cindy Crawford and I'm Richard Gere.

[Angela]

You just learned.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You don't know who Richard Gere is. Oh, my gosh.

[Chance]

That's so fun.

[Amanda]

Wait, you've missed out on so many, like, classics, okay?

[Chance]

And you don't know who Yoda is, so grow up.

[Amanda]

I do know who Yoda is. Girls, girls, I know who Yoda is.

[Chance]

You don't know who R.A. is.

[Amanda]

Who.

[Angela]

Isn't that fun? That fun game. Why aren't we doing sessiest Sexiest Woman Alive?

[Chance]

Because we don't objectify women like that, Angela.

[Angela]

Why don't we do Sexiest Man Alive and Smartest Woman Alive every year?

[Chance]

That's awesome.

[Angela]

Awesome.

[Amanda]

I love that.

[Chance]

Who would you vote as the smartest woman alive this year?

[Angela]

Yeah, this year I would say Greta.

[Chance]

I knew you were gonna say Greta. Gerwig.

[Angela]

Not Gerwig.

[Amanda]

No.

[Chance]

I knew you were gonna say that.

[Angela]

That Milky Way looks like it's as.

[Chance]

Old as Richard Gear.

[Angela]

You do not want that.

[Chance]

Never have I ever.

[Amanda]

I was about to eat it just. Fine.

[Chance]

Fine.

[Angela]

Are you guys still in?

[Amanda]

I'm. Of course I'm in. I'm not eating that.

[Angela]

Nasty.

[Amanda]

Nasty.

[Chance]

Never have I ever seen a Richard Gere movie that sucked.

[Amanda]

Wait. That's so stupid. I'm not.

[Chance]

My word.

[Angela]

The word.

[Chance]

You sound like an.

[Amanda]

This is.

[Chance]

Sorry.

[Amanda]

This is unacceptable. I can't speak.

[Angela]

You have to eat the worm.

[Amanda]

No, it's not his turn, okay?

[Chance]

It's not mine.

[Angela]

Okay. Okay. It's your turn.

[Amanda]

Well, don't do the Richard Gear one, okay? Never have I ever.

[Chance]

You're just jealous because I have the green baby right now.

[Amanda]

What are you doing with him?

[Chance]

Making him straddle my mic.

[Amanda]

Great. Guys, we lost.

[Angela]

We lost them. Everyone. Everyone that's listening turned it off.

[Amanda]

They did.

[Chance]

So it's just us.

[Amanda]

We lost Him. Now it's just us. A time code where you left quiet in here. That kind of quiet in here. Never have I ever.

[Chance]

You have a whole list of them in front of you, and you can't even come up with.

[Amanda]

I've done them all.

[Angela]

You have?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Chance]

You've done everything. You've had every job, and you've done everything.

[Amanda]

I'm from Boston. I worked there once.

[Chance]

Are you lying?

[Angela]

Let me come back on as you guys again.

[Chance]

I really want to do another Shane.

[Amanda]

Do you guys want another Shane? And Amanda?

[Chance]

Yes.

[Amanda]

I actually would be so down.

[Angela]

I think we should do it once a year, like a colonoscopy.

[Chance]

That's awesome. You do a colonoscopy every year.

[Amanda]

I don't.

[Chance]

Angela, Angela, how often do you get a colonoscopy?

[Angela]

Never have I ever had a colonoscopy.

[Amanda]

Neither have I. Yeah, neither have I. Because you don't do it every year. Let's do it every year like a colonoscopy. You know, we got.

[Angela]

We got Scott. Today we're getting Scott Giggles. We're getting quality Scott Giggles laying down. I'll show you something Smash Mouth has never seen.

[Chance]

It's got these dolls, these dogs.

[Amanda]

Scott Tellers got.

[Angela]

I won't do it. Yeah, I. In all seriousness, I think I'm gonna get in trouble for yesterday's karaoke live stream for Jingle Jam. I was kind of sort of telling the camera crew what to do the whole time. I went lights, and I went roaming. Now, you said like, multiple times.

[Amanda]

Well, yeah, but you said the lights won once, and then I went, can.

[Angela]

We get mood lighting again? I just. Like, the whole time was like calling cues.

[Amanda]

Using cues. Jinx.

[Angela]

Never.

[Amanda]

You're supposed to go 1, 2, 3, and then say a color at the same time.

[Angela]

Jinx.

[Amanda]

One, two, three, Blue. Okay, we both lost. Done with that.

[Angela]

Do you guys remember what Jinx Yomiya soda was from?

[Amanda]

People?

[Chance]

No, but I remember.

[Angela]

No, but it was from Jinx.

[Chance]

From Teen Titans.

[Angela]

No, but do. Hold on, hold on. Did you guys have that growing up? Jinx Yomi Soda?

[Amanda]

Yeah, but I only did the 1, 2, 3 color thing, so you didn't.

[Angela]

Have Jinx Yomi Soda. I. I heard.

[Amanda]

I had her. Heard of it.

[Chance]

I remember Brick wall. Waterfall. Girl, you think you got.

[Angela]

And I do.

[Chance]

So boom with that. Poof.

[Angela]

It was boom with that attitude.

[Chance]

Peace Punch. Whoa.

[Angela]

Peace.

[Chance]

Whoa, whoa. We're getting very. How? I know. There are different timelines going on 1. We have merged different timelines. And we're here.

[Angela]

Okay, let's start from the beginning as a start.

[Amanda]

Wait.

[Angela]

Attitude.

[Chance]

Girl, you think you got it all, you don't. Okay.

[Angela]

You know it all, got it all.

[Chance]

Okay.

[Angela]

Girl, you think you know it all but you don't and I do so boom.

[Amanda]

With that attitude.

[Angela]

Peace punch, Captain Crunch, I got something you can't touch. Bang, bang choo choo chain wind me up, I'll do that thing now Reese's piece is seven up. You mess with me, I'll you up.

[Chance]

Okay. Brick wall. Girl, you think you know it all, you don't. I do so poof. With that attitude. Elbow, elbow, fist, fist. Shut your mouth and talk to this Reese's Pieces. Kit cat girl, you need a Tic tac.

[Angela]

Wait.

[Amanda]

This is crazy.

[Angela]

How different they are.

[Amanda]

You love, I love. I liked that one too.

[Angela]

What's yours?

[Amanda]

So I never had this growing up, but my niece literally did this two weeks ago.

[Chance]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

What did she do?

[Chance]

What is hers? What is hers? You can't remember it?

[Amanda]

Some. It was totally different. There was no Reese's Pieces at all. Do you guys have one? It was boom. With that attitude. Something or something like I'm worthy or like I'm worth it. Huh.

[Angela]

I can't believe how different mine is.

[Amanda]

Yeah, there was no Reese's Pieces or anything like that, but I like that.

[Angela]

Peace punch. Girl, how does it start?

[Amanda]

How does it start again? Ours was. Ours was.

[Chance]

Brick wall.

[Angela]

Brick wall, waterfall. Girl, you think you got it all but you don't and I do. So boom with that attitude. Peace punch, Captain Crunch, I got something you can't to. Bang, bang choo choo train wind me up, I'll do my thing. Yo, Reese's Pieces S do you.

[Amanda]

This is crazy.

[Chance]

Kit cat girl, you need a Tic tac. Not one, not two, but the whole dang six pack.

[Amanda]

See, I like that one.

[Angela]

Wait, these are crazy. And what are these guys? If you're.

[Chance]

This is.

[Angela]

I feel like we just like hit.

[Chance]

Like a huge cultural moment.

[Amanda]

Well, I think it's wild that my 6 year old niece just did it two weeks ago.

[Angela]

But also, what are they?

[Chance]

They're spells that we pass down through generations.

[Amanda]

They're spells. And with that, we put a spell on you. We put a spell on you. And you guys, we're. We're out of time.

[Angela]

We're out of time. I can't believe it. If you made it to the end, we got to sell merch that says I made it to the end of that one. Never have I ever episode of SM Mouth where no one ate the worm.

[Amanda]

No one is going to eat the worm. And that's okay because Chance put his little fingers all over it and pretended it was the dune worm. And so that's why we're not going to eat it. I hope you guys enjoyed Never have I Ever.

[Chance]

My fingers aren't little or big.

[Angela]

Wait, I think we should make that merch.

[Amanda]

What?

[Rocket Money Advertiser]

Boom.

[The RealReal Advertiser]

No.

[Angela]

With your attitude, it's. I survived that one episode of Never have I Ever Smashed Mouth with Amanda, Chance, and Angela, and all I got was this lousy T shirt, and no one ate the old worm.

[Amanda]

Done.

[Chance]

I like it.

[Amanda]

I'll make that.

[Chance]

And then on the back, it says horse girl. And then under it goes porn.

[Angela]

Love you guys.

[Amanda]

Thanks for having us, man. Love you guys. Hey, guys. Guys, thanks so much for being here. I'm really glad you guys hung out. You guys going to sleep over or.

[Chance]

No, we both have shows tonight.

[Angela]

We have to throw this away.

[Amanda]

Oh. Bye.

[Angela]

Bye.

[Amanda]

Love you.