#136 - Let The Wheel Decide

Summary

Smosh Mouth Podcast #136 – "Let The Wheel Decide"

Date: March 23, 2026
Hosts: Shayne Topp, Amanda Lehan-Canto
Guest: Damien Haas
Theme: The trio lets a game-show-style wheel dictate silly games and conversation topics, leading to improv-heavy segments, reminiscence about Smosh history, and playful social commentary.

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Episode Overview

Episode #136 is a rollicking, improvisational hour with Smosh regulars Shayne, Amanda, and returning guest/previous host Damian Haas. The episode’s central gimmick is a spinning, numbered game wheel, which the trio uses to select topics, rate assorted things (from candy to horror movies), and spark impromptu comedic scenarios. The episode toggles between playful banter, improvisation, inside jokes for Smosh fans, and a surprising amount of vulnerability, as Damian shares personal life updates. If you love off-the-cuff humor and group chemistry, this episode is for you.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Opening Banter & Fart Talk

• [01:00] Damian lightheartedly confesses, “Not to get crude. I’ve been real tooty lately,” igniting a string of jokes about farting superpowers, viral TikToks, and partners imitating each other's farts.
• Amanda riffs, “Please, just fart. A woman who just desperately wants someone to fart.” [01:08]
• The group recaps social media trends involving farts, laying the groundwork for the episode's irreverent tone.

2. Reintroducing Damian & Life Updates

• [02:23] Damian returns as guest, joking about wanting to get "extremely shredded" for the new studio move (“That’s not going well. But I did grow my hair real long.”).
• Conversation detours to bodybuilder aesthetics and a Napoleon Dynamite rewatch (“You want to be the wife of Rex Kwon Do?” – Amanda [04:03]).
• Damian shares he’s newly voicing Diego Brando in “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run” (dream role), and the group geek out over Smosh’s ongoing JoJo references. [06:47]
• Damian opens up about his cat Zelda’s passing and how adopting his new cat, Tuppence, came about in a serendipitous way (“I woke up and the rescue had, like, two minutes prior posted… have you ever wanted a house cow?” [08:58]).

3. Wheel Introductions & Game Setup

• [04:46–06:14] Shayne introduces the Wheel, explaining its numbered segments (1–10, with “wild” exclamation marks as wildcard options). The hosts explain their makeshift ranking games, such as “how gay am I?” and hot take roulette, showing the loose, improv-first energy.

4. Smosh Legacy Nostalgia

• [09:39–14:20] Extensive reminiscence about the Smosh “Bath Legacy” series—inside jokes, favorite (and least favorite) characters, and the unexpected fan impact (“It’s so wild…people started playing games with their friend groups because of it!” – Damian [10:25]).
• Amanda and Damian recall their “too-good” toxic male characters, and the differences in how they and other Smosh members develop NPCs.

“Invite them to a party—yum yum yum, I'm into it." – Amanda on her toxic Bath Legacy characters, [12:58]

5. Candy & Comfort Food Rankings

• [21:50] The wheel decides a ranking game on Halloween candy.
• Milky Ways get roasted for being the “leftover” candy, while Damian professes love for them. Fun size Hershey's bars and Raisinets don’t fare much better.
• Damian admits: "Costco makes really good cookies. That’s like my kryptonite." [23:09]

6. Improv Games Centered on the Wheel

a. "Rank That!" (Category Guessing Game)

• [27:35] The hosts spin the wheel, pick categories (fruits, horror movies, VHS tapes), offer items within the category, and have to guess the hidden number.
• Highlights:
  • Fruits: “Strawberry is too good to be a seven. Sorry." – Damian [29:56]
  • VHS: Amanda: “Indian in the Cupboard… came with a key!” [37:51]
  • The group struggles to rank 'bad' VHS movies, realizing all their childhood tapes were bangers.

b. Social Scenario Improv

• [42:28–67:41] The wheel decides the degree of a scenario (scale of 1–10), and group members must perform/guess accordingly:
  • Amanda’s “pease and potatoes and those little wiener hot dogs” dinner scene, scored as a ‘1’ in likability. [45:09]
  • Shayne’s “job interview, but I really need to pee” act (“Can I poke your tummy?” – Damian [49:08])
  • Amanda’s mediocre spray tan scene.
  • “How much do I want to show you the pilot for Frasier?”—escalates from casual mention to attempted group watch (rating: 9). [61:09–63:54]
  • Damian’s Oregon Trail dysentery improv, with increasingly dire symptoms (“Jeb, you’re sweating like a pig!”– Amanda [65:45]).
• Group frequently breaks character for meta-commentary and laughter:

  “There’s a lot of dead air in this episode that is audio only.” – Damian [61:32]

c. Hot Take Roulette

• [68:20–75:31] The final act: forced hot takes generated at wheel-determined “heat levels.”
  • Amanda’s “women should date uglier men” take meant to be a ‘9’, but debated as a ‘5’ or ‘8’ (“I think a lot of women think that, so it’s not really...”). [70:07, 70:36]
  • Shayne’s “airplanes should have hockey fight rules” (score: 9/10). Damian brings a genuine gripe—touch screens on airplane seatbacks (“Why would you build it in that someone’s gonna jostle your seat?” [73:52])
  • Amanda and Damian encourage listener comments for future wheel game ideas.

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Notable Quotes & Highlights

• On "JoJo" fandom:

  “Dude, thank you. ... Being in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is crazy.” – Shayne [07:05]

• On Smosh Bath Legacy Nostalgia:

  “You did the Beatles guy. No, that was 1700s, remember? ‘Cause it was the revolution...” – Amanda [18:22]

• On Comfort Foods:

  “Costco makes really good cookies. That’s like my kryptonite.” – Damian [23:09]

• On Deadpan Roleplay:

  “You boys like your dinner? Peas and potatoes and those little wiener hot dogs...” – Amanda as Mrs. Commanderson [44:47]

• Meta Moment:

  “There’s a lot of dead air in this here episode that is audio only, for a lot of people.” – Damian [61:32]

• On Hot Takes:

  “Women should date men that are uglier than them. It will last longer.” – Amanda [69:55]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:00 – Fart banter and TikTok/Instagram trends
• 02:23 – Damian’s re-intro, moving and bodybuilder jokes
• 06:47 – Damian’s JoJo role, Smosh JoJo references
• 08:47 – Zelda’s passing, meeting Tuppence
• 09:39–14:20 – Extensive Bath Legacy nostalgia and character improv
• 21:50 – Halloween candy & comfort food rankings
• 27:35 – Start of main wheel games (fruits, horror, VHS segments)
• 42:28–67:41 – Performance improv: dinner disaster, job interview, Frasier episode, Oregon Trail disease
• 68:20–75:31 – Hot Take Roulette, airplane etiquette, touch-screens rant

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Memorable Moments

• Damian’s Cat Story: A heartfelt interlude amidst the chaos, reflecting on loss and new connections in pet adoption. [08:47–09:58]
• Improv as Mrs. Commanderson: Amanda’s character voice steals the show during the disastrous dinner segment. [44:47–45:49]
• Smosh In-jokes: Frequent callbacks to Bath Legacy, character running gags, and the chaos of past Smosh episodes.
• Original Game Formats: The trio iterates and refines their wheel-driven games live, inviting listeners to submit future twists.

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Tone & Style

• Extremely improvisational and playful: The cast constantly builds off each other, with nearly every segment devolving (or evolving) into character-driven bits.
• Meta and self-deprecating: The group jokes about their own digressions, non-sequiturs, and the difficulties of making the wheel game “work for audio listeners.”
• Sincere during life/pet updates: Moments of heart amid the chaos, particularly with Damian’s stories.

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Final Thoughts

This episode captures Smosh Mouth’s chaotic, collaborative energy and the warmth of longtime colleagues riffing without a script. The wheel gimmick is a launching pad for inside jokes, improv, honest moments, and new game ideas. It’s a must-listen for Smosh fans, improv comedy fans, or anyone who loves the feeling of rolling with a weird idea among friends.

For fans:

• Bath Legacy deep-dives (and call for a revival!)
• Candid perspectives on Smosh’s creative process
• Wholesome Damian pet content
• Wheel games you’ll want to play with your own friends

Best enjoyed when:
You’re ready for maximum goofiness, tangents, and infectious laughter.

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Suggestions to Listeners

• Check out the referenced Smosh “Bath Legacy” series for context on in-jokes.
• Share your own “wheel game” ideas in the comments, as encouraged near the episode’s end.

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[END OF SUMMARY]

Transcript

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[Damian]

Not to get crude. I've been real tooty lately.

[Amanda]

I hope you do it here.

[Damian]

Not, not. Not now. I don't know what it is. I get home in a moment.

[Amanda]

Please, just fart. A woman who just desperately wants someone to fart.

[Host 1]

There's that tik.

[Amanda]

Please fart.

[Host 1]

There's a TikTok of a guy goes, me, if I had the Infinity Gauntlet. He's like, everybody fart.

[Amanda]

Fart that old woman fart. That man giving a lecture.

[Damian]

Fart.

[Host 1]

Fart.

[Amanda]

Everybody fart.

[Host 1]

It's so funny. He's holding his hands. Everybody's got like a voice thing.

[Damian]

I do wonder what it would sound like if everybody at once. It's gonna happen a bunch.

[Amanda]

I can't.

[Damian]

Shane's too built.

[Host 1]

Stay in there.

[Amanda]

Do you guys remember that thing on Instagram where they'd be like, guess the fart with their partners? No, the partner would do the fart noise with their mouth and then their partner would, oh.

[Host 1]

And try to fart.

[Amanda]

Wait. They try to fart to match it.

[Host 1]

Guess what their farts about.

[Amanda]

You're like, guess the fart. And then the girl goes. And then the guy and. And she's like, oh, you got it wrong. He's like, oh, you got it wrong.

[Host 1]

See, I. That's what Tick Tock's for. Like, that is what.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I agree.

[Host 1]

Oh. Anyways, hi. Welcome to Smash Mouth.

[Amanda]

And I'm Amanda. And we have a very wonderful guest with us.

[Host 1]

We have a very wonderful.

[Amanda]

We have a very wonderful guest. Damian Very.

[Damian]

Damien the strawberry. Ha. As they call me H, folks. Great to be here. Love the show, man.

[Host 1]

We realized this is the first time you've been back since you were host.

[Damian]

Yeah, it's been a minute.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I hope I didn't scare you off.

[Damian]

No, I just was really busy.

[Amanda]

Well, I'm so glad that you're back.

[Host 1]

I.

[Damian]

It's funny because I know we're doing the move right now and my plan was in between the move and like actually like getting into the new space. I wanted to like get extremely shredded just as a joke. So it goes from like uploaded videos be as normal to this. That's not going well. But I did grow my hair real long.

[Host 1]

Your hair looks great.

[Amanda]

Your hair does look great.

[Damian]

I appreciate it.

[Host 1]

I was saying during the move cuz we didn't film for a few weeks there and we're about to like not film as much stuff for the next while while we're moving of like, what if everybody pumped as much gear as possible and we. We work out super hard. Everybody gets ripped. Like disgustingly ripped. Like not where it looks good. Oh, I would love where it's like bad. And then we all learn Chinese and we come back, we're all super buff and we do not. We just speak Chinese.

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[Host 1]

And it's just like, what, like, what if we did that?

[Amanda]

Oh, Shane. Oh boy.

[Damian]

I started a little bit like, what if.

[Host 1]

What if we did that?

[Amanda]

I would love to get super ripped. Remember those like bodybuilder women who are super tan and they are.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Damian]

My parents met like at a gym in like the 70s, 80s and they would like judge bodybuilding competitions. I think that's sort of how they both wanted to be at that time. It was wild.

[Amanda]

I was thinking I should do that.

[Host 1]

You want to be the wife of Rex Kwondo in Napoleon Dynamo?

[Amanda]

Yeah. Yes. Oh my God. Yes.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wow. What a reference.

[Host 1]

I know. We watched it recently and you did. What's the.

[Amanda]

What's the llama's name again?

[Damian]

Tina.

[Host 1]

Tina.

[Amanda]

Tina.

[Damian]

Tina Felt. Lord.

[Child Actor]

Get the food.

[Amanda]

What happened to that guy?

[Damian]

Oh, you didn't hear?

[Host 1]

John Heater. He's around.

[Damian]

He's around.

[Host 1]

What do you mean he's.

[Damian]

I just mean he didn't hear what happens.

[Host 1]

He's just a guy.

[Damian]

He's just around.

[Host 1]

Just a guy doing bad happened to him.

[Amanda]

Right?

[Damian]

Not well.

[Host 1]

Bench warmers.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

No, that wasn't a good one for him.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, no, I think he's fine. Anyways, we got a wheel here today. I. I've wanted to get a wheel on to. To what?

[Amanda]

You want to get your wheel on?

[Host 1]

I want to get my wheel on.

[Damian]

Caveman talk show today. We're joined by wheel.

[Host 1]

Wheel.

[Amanda]

Okay, let's explain the wheel. So we're at number nine. So this is a one through ten scale, but the exclamation marks are wild.

[Host 1]

Yeah, you get to choose if it lands on exclamation. Yeah, basically. A few episodes ago, we did some fun wheel games. I said, how I want to do hot take Roulette was a game that I pitched forever ago. But then we were also having fun of just, like, having it land on a number. You associate that with something, and then the other people guess what number you landed on.

[Amanda]

Yeah, we did cartoon sounds. I didn't have as much fun doing that because I wasn't that good at it. But we still did it, and you

[Host 1]

guys will probably try to figure it out. All right, before this, we were. We were spinning the wheel and. And seeing how gay we were. Jonathan walked up and is like, how gay am I? And it landed on. It landed on one. So just so everybody knows, Jonathan is the canonically, canonically greatest person at smosh.

[Amanda]

You're feeling this.

[Damian]

But then he asked, how straight am I?

[Host 1]

And he is. He landed on one. He is neither.

[Amanda]

Right?

[Host 1]

He doesn't.

[Damian]

He is really is sort of like a yin and yang of gay straight.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

And you.

[Damian]

I landed on an 8, which means I'm the gayest one here. And as the gayest one here.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Child Actor]

Everybody, please give me treats.

[Host 1]

That's how it works.

[Amanda]

What kind of treats?

[Damian]

I don't know what. I'm very new to the culture. What do we. What do we like?

[Host 1]

Hey, if you're gay.

[Amanda]

But, yeah, we brought in the wheel just to have a little fun. Just have a little bigger and better.

[Host 1]

Yeah, no, this wheel is satisfying as hell.

[Amanda]

It's, like, more improved.

[Damian]

I feel like with a lot of these wheels, if you spin them, you're worried you're gonna, like, make them fall to the side here. It's sturdy. I feel like I could really spin this thing, and it's fun.

[Host 1]

So if you're watching, you're gonna know what number they landed on. You're gonna get to see what they're trying to interpret. If you're listening, you have to just guess what number it landed on.

[Damian]

Yeah, we're gonna lie every time, and

[Host 1]

we're gonna lie to you. We're gonna be, like, four, and that's how it goes.

[Damian]

Three, you idiot.

[Host 1]

Before we do that, though. Damian, what's. How you doing?

[Amanda]

Yeah, Damien, how's it been going?

[Damian]

It's.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I've been going.

[Damian]

It's Been. I got a couple good things going on, you know, a couple. A couple bummer things, too. But had a good announcement. I get to voice a character named Diego Brando in steel ball run. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, which is a dream, because I love JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Dude, thank you.

[Host 1]

When you announced that, I was like, this is. You've done so many cool projects over the years, but I was like, doing. Being in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is crazy.

[Damian]

Thank you, my friend. That's a dream.

[Host 1]

I saw fans saying that now. Smosh is a JoJo reference, so.

[Damian]

Well, it already was. Because you dressed as Dio that one time.

[Host 1]

That is true. I. For you, literally, for your funeral roast years ago, I dressed up as this character. Well, kind of version of.

[Amanda]

Yeah, like, wait, this?

[Host 1]

Yes. No, that's. That's do. That's Dio, who's, like, immortal, vampire, crazy person.

[Damian]

This is Diego, who goes by Dio

[Host 1]

and rebooted a bit of a rebooted universe. This now takes place in the Wild. The. The Wild west, kind of. I mean, it's 1890, I think. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wild west or the city.

[Damian]

You'll see, but all across America.

[Host 1]

But out of all the characters you could have voiced, you're voicing Dio?

[Damian]

I was really. Or Diego, but. Yeah, Diego, but I was.

[Amanda]

Can you give us the voice real quick or.

[Damian]

No, you'll just have to tune in on to Netflix on March 19th for the premiere.

[Host 1]

Yeah, it's already out by the time this airs.

[Damian]

I've go back in time, silly.

[Host 1]

I am currently trying to catch up. I'm almost done with Golden Wind.

[Damian]

Hell, yeah.

[Host 1]

Which is awesome.

[Damian]

I don't think you. I know you want to. I don't think you have to have seen the other.

[Host 1]

It's a bit of an anthology.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Damian]

It's. It's in. So, yeah, this one's a bit of a reboot, but that was. So That's a cool thing. Other major thing. I won't dwell on it too much, but my beloved cat Zelda passed away in December, which was so sad, you know? Yeah, it was really hard and still is. But as of a week ago, it's been a few months now. As of a week ago, I adopted a new cat and have named him Tuppence.

[Amanda]

Tuppence.

[Damian]

And he's my sweet little baby boy. And I still miss Zelda all the time, but it's nice to give a home to a new beast.

[Amanda]

And you were, like, universally connected to this new cat, right? Didn't you say there Was like, something.

[Damian]

Yeah, I. I remember. So I woke up and, like, the rescue had, like, two minutes prior posted. Like, I used to call Zelda my little cow or, like, my little beef cuz. And this one was also a black and white cat. And the post said something like, have you ever wanted a house cow? And I was like, oh, that's crazy. And then, like, they showed this cat, like, flopping down, and it looked just like Zelda. And like, when I went to go meet him six hours away in the Bay Area, he, like, Zelda couldn't really meow, and this cat can't really meow. And I was just like, this is

[Amanda]

so, like, oh, it's all the spirit.

[Damian]

Yeah, yeah, very. It's. It's a sweet situation. So I'm really happy to have.

[Host 1]

Tuppence is such a Damien word.

[Damian]

Thank you.

[Host 1]

Like, it's a great word. It makes me think of Mary Poppins, because, yeah, Tuppence person.

[Damian]

I don't know where that came from, but I always used it as, like, cat name and things. Apparently, people pointed this out on my post about it. I named the cat that we met in Bath Legacy. Tuppence.

[Host 1]

No way.

[Damian]

Which I did not realize. And people were like, it's a smash reference. I'm like, I guess it is.

[Host 1]

Wow. I just feel like, Yeah, I can see it being a recurring word that you. Because it just. It's of the sound of words that I feel like you throw around a lot. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Guys, remember Bath Legacy?

[Damian]

I do, I do. Apparently not well enough people had to point it out.

[Amanda]

But, I mean, I, I.

[Host 1]

Well, it was. We did a lot of episodes.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Host 1]

And it was crazy.

[Amanda]

We came up with a new character all the time. It was so, so fun.

[Damian]

The amount of people I've had come up to me at conventions to say, like, oh, my friends and I found a copy of Betrayal Legacy because we wanted to. Or like, you know, that was the first thing I saw in games. And because of that, like, we started playing games in our group. Like, so. It's so wild.

[Host 1]

It was really.

[Amanda]

Shane at one point, like, didn't get a turn in. And I swear to God, this man was just asleep sitting next to me in full character, just like this.

[Host 1]

Oh, he has some of my favorite moments working at Smosh. And it also has some moments where I was just like, I think I'm gonna die. Because, like, that was where my luck I was like, I think I'm starting to believe was so bad luck and bad luck. Because what's even crazier is like, fans saw that I was really having bad luck with rolling. We did not show that. There were times where we were like, let's just re roll. And I. He 10 minutes would go by. It was like, I can't roll a good roll. We can't even fake it. Yeah.

[Damian]

It was nuts.

[Host 1]

It was insane. I, I, my. My characters were doomed. I was a doomed. It was much like. Much like JoJo. My. My bloodline was cursed.

[Damian]

But you, Shane, are a very, like, special type of performer where, like, I know it was frustrating as a player of the game, as somebody, like, watching it back doesn't matter because you're having so much fun with it and you're still such a part of it because

[Amanda]

he's asleep and he's regaining his energy.

[Host 1]

Some of my favorite moments are when people were doing nothing in the game. My favorite character Chance ever did was the Bodyguard, and he literally was stuck outside. He's securing the perimeter. Yeah. Oh, man. If. I would be shocked if any Smash.

[Amanda]

The Bodyguard is coming back.

[Host 1]

Yes, he is coming back. Just so you know, it's musical. I'd be shocked if any Smoshmouth listeners have not watched Bath Legacy, but if you haven't watched it, oh, my God, you're in for a treat. It is so much fun.

[Amanda]

I came up with so many toxic male characters. It was really fun for me, really enjoyable.

[Damian]

You're a little too good at it.

[Amanda]

I was a little bit too good at it.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You know, that's my way of healing you.

[Host 1]

And Angela when you turn into men. Nightmare hot. What Nightmare?

[Damian]

I would argue Courtney as well, with, like, a Dominic, where you're like, Dominic's like, suave, but a little bit like,

[Host 1]

I would argue what's crazy about Dominic is, is he toxic?

[Damian]

I think Dominic started out toxic, and now in his different iterations is more like, okay, that's just dominance.

[Host 1]

Kind of sweet. He's actually kind of sweet.

[Amanda]

Whereas, like, my guy and Angela's guys, they were awful.

[Damian]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

But would not trust them.

[Amanda]

Cute as hell.

[Damian]

Except for ketchup.

[Amanda]

Invite them to a party. Yum. Y yum, yum. I'm into it.

[Damian]

Yum, yum, yum.

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Well, I don't have to imagine because I've been drinking the chicken bone broth with ginger and turmeric and I watch myself on smosh mouth pretty much all the time.

[Amanda]

I can't wait to explore the flavors.

[Host 1]

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[Amanda]

Brodo bone broth, baby.

[Host 1]

Bodo broom brought baby. Whoa.

[Amanda]

We didn't do it right.

[Damian]

Let's.

[Amanda]

Let's rank. Let's give whatever number it lands on. That's our Baft. Legacy character.

[Damian]

Try.

[Host 1]

Hold on.

[Damian]

I'm.

[Host 1]

Stop this.

[Amanda]

Sorry.

[Damian]

Try again. You got to have somebody.

[Amanda]

Whatever number it lands on, and then start whatever number lands on 1 through 10, 10 being the best. That's what the character we get.

[Damian]

Thank you. I'm sorry for stopping it, but I was like, you got to have something.

[Amanda]

I have something. It's awesome.

[Host 1]

And it can't be one of your own.

[Damian]

Oh, shit.

[Host 1]

Okay, fine. Okay, no, let's. All right. That's a wild. That's all right.

[Amanda]

One.

[Damian]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I know mine.

[Damian]

I know mine.

[Host 1]

What, though? This is what we think our worst Bath. Bath legacy character, not ours.

[Damian]

Well, now it kind of has no.

[Host 1]

I. I think we should do our own because it's. It's hard to recall. Fine. Out of our own. What we think our worst.

[Amanda]

Okay, I. I think I know.

[Host 1]

I. I have two back.

[Amanda]

Oh, mine.

[Host 1]

Yeah, mine.

[Amanda]

Mine's. The Manson murderer girl with the long hair was just like. She had no pov, no plot points. She was just like, I can. I'll do anything. I just wanted. I wanted to look like a Manson girl. That was my only thing.

[Damian]

You know what's crazy? Mine would also be the, like, 1960s, 1970s character. I forget his name, but, like, I can't remember him exactly. I had a. I had a tough time finding the balance sometimes because a lot of that was like, you know, we're way better about it now. On games where, like, people running it are going to be off camera in that situation was kind of like, I had to run the game and also keep folks on board while playing a character. So it was. It was hard to find that play. So this guy especially. I'm like, he was trying to be, like, laid back and, like, a little stone who even.

[Host 1]

I don't remember a lot of the names, remember the vibes.

[Damian]

So, like, with him, it was like, okay, I've got to be, like, on it and run things, but also just, like, I'm chill. Did not vibe too hard, too hard, too hard, too hard.

[Host 1]

In the 1910s, I think it was. I did, like, a Teddy Roosevelt character, and I just couldn't find it. I, like, I don't know what this

[Amanda]

guy is don't remember that at all.

[Host 1]

Yeah, exactly.

[Damian]

He wore blue.

[Host 1]

It just kind of.

[Amanda]

Well, they all wore blue.

[Host 1]

It just kind of. It just kind of was like fell flat and I. I felt like. Cuz I felt like in the 1960s, that's when I started doing my Aunt Carolyn type of character.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

And I felt like.

[Amanda]

You did the Beatles guy.

[Host 1]

No, the Beatles guy was 1700s, remember? Cuz it was the revolution. Yeah, no, he was. Beetle Braun was probably my favorite, but

[Damian]

my favorite was your poet. Like.

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Oh, I love your poet.

[Host 1]

I mean, I love that after all the years, the most famous one is Atlas Whitmore.

[Damian]

Atlas Whitmore.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 1]

My hot, hot life.

[Damian]

Gotta get home away from all this sea, man. To my hot wife.

[Host 1]

I don't remember any game. That intro is legendary.

[Amanda]

Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. One of the best characters ever from Chance was Shelby. Shelby, take off your clothes. Shelby. Remember? Was it Whitmore?

[Damian]

Yes.

[Host 1]

Was it?

[Amanda]

But like the old school. Whitmore was like the thing where it's

[Host 1]

like Shel line was insane.

[Amanda]

It.

[Damian]

Chance was shine.

[Amanda]

This was literally when Chance and Angela first got on the channel.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And they were like, hey, we're gonna do filming Bath Legacy, which is essentially. You're going from the 1700s to the modern day.

[Host 1]

Think about when we first started doing it. I didn't know them that well. So when Angela named one of her characters Vacuum, I was like, I don't know what's going on. And nowadays I'm like, yeah, of course.

[Amanda]

Yeah, of course. Remember,

[Damian]

what are you doing?

[Host 1]

Yeah. And would let go of the bow

[Amanda]

every time Angela gets excited about props. Oh, that she's a prop first character later.

[Host 1]

Absolutely.

[Damian]

It's so funny, Shane, because when you say, like, yeah, I didn't know what I was doing with my Teddy Roosevelt. Like, at least you started with Teddy Roosevelt. And we're like, we know the kind of vibe with Ketchum. I'm like, what are you seeing in your mind's eye? What are you seeing?

[Host 1]

Like, we all had a different, like, route because I would always pick. I would always pick a historical figure from the. That I would base it off of. Right. Because I did. I remember I did Tom Sawyer, Teddy Roosevelt, Charlie Chaplin. Like, I was. I was finding the character from the era and then making a character out of it. And then Angela would just be like, oh, there's a twig over there. What's that character? And just based off that. And it would, she'd find it.

[Amanda]

It was. I just. I just based it off of the o' Brien's an Irish guy. And then I just was like, who would this Irish guy's mom be or brother or son be? And then I did A Girl's got Gout. My God. My God. Anyways, legacy. That was three years ago.

[Damian]

No, it has to be four at this point.

[Host 1]

Five, when we probably started.

[Damian]

Seven.

[Host 1]

Probably.

[Amanda]

Stop.

[Host 1]

Seven years ago.

[Damian]

Eight years. Final. I'll turn this car around.

[Amanda]

Crazy.

[Damian]

And so am I.

[Host 1]

So that's how I've been changing the subject. Isn't it really funny that when Damien was on, we made fun of Jonathan for opening up Werther's Originals. And then a few weeks ago, you, Chance and Angela were on the episode, and you decided to just eat candy throughout the whole episode.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Damian]

That's crazy.

[Host 1]

Yeah, they did that.

[Amanda]

No.

[Damian]

Is that why we had to move? We had ants.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Yeah. We had so many ants. Hey, Anto brought the whole bowl of candy. And what was I gonna do?

[Damian]

Wait, just from. From the reception desk?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Host 1]

Sarah was like, you guys chose, like, suckers and stuff.

[Amanda]

Take that. Sarah was like, no, so don't take the whole bowl. And she's like, I'll bring it back.

[Host 1]

I'll bring it back in an hour after we filmed this podcast.

[Amanda]

And she poured out all the candy, by the way. There was some crazy stuff in that bowl, like candy that.

[Host 1]

Like all the Milky Ways at the bottom.

[Amanda]

A hundred years.

[Damian]

Milky Way was left.

[Host 1]

The Milky Ways are always left.

[Amanda]

No, those little worms. Those little worms that are like, oh, the trolleys. No, it was awful that we ate that much candy. On microphone.

[Damian]

Yeah, I guess I will. Yeah, that does track. I. I think Milky Ways are great.

[Amanda]

Milky Ways.

[Damian]

You know what?

[Host 1]

Milky Ways.

[Damian]

Let's do candy bars.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Damian]

One out of ten or just candy in general.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Damian]

Rank it. I think it was Necco Wafers.

[Amanda]

For people who are only listening to this audio, that probably sounds fun. Or am I wrong?

[Damian]

Probably ASMR. Ooh. A4.4 is like. Yeah, whatever. Not that good.

[Amanda]

Okay, I got mine.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Raisinets.

[Damian]

See, I love Raisinets, but I can see why it's important for a lot of folks.

[Amanda]

They're fun.

[Host 1]

Six I could do without.

[Damian]

If we're talking, like, Halloween candy, I would say like a regular. Like, little Hershey's. Like, fun size Hershey's bar.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, that's probably.

[Host 1]

That's a good four.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's a good four.

[Host 1]

I can agree with that. I can agree with that for sure.

[Amanda]

What's your own, though?

[Host 1]

What's my own four?

[Amanda]

Do you not eat candy?

[Host 1]

I love candy.

[Amanda]

Oh, I love.

[Host 1]

No, I love.

[Damian]

Well, that's why he works out. So he can burn off all that.

[Amanda]

He just goes home and eats a bowl of candy.

[Host 1]

So you need more candies.

[Damian]

I've been trying a thing lately, by the way. Like, Costco makes really good cookies. And that's. That's like my. My kryptonite.

[Amanda]

Naughty, naughty.

[Damian]

So instead of so like, trying to, you know, be a little healthier, what I do is I have one big meal per day, and then I have like two other medium to big sized

[Host 1]

meals and then six cookies and I have like all. And then I only eat cookies and I've.

[Damian]

So I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but. But I did grow my hair long.

[Host 1]

Do not understand.

[Amanda]

You're killing it. Okay?

[Host 1]

You're killing it.

[Damian]

No, I was like, have you ever

[Amanda]

had the Costco cake?

[Host 1]

Cake. Costco food is just so good.

[Amanda]

I don't know how Chocolate cake.

[Host 1]

I don't know how they're doing it.

[Amanda]

Naughty danger.

[Damian]

Chocolate cake for me would be like a three. Shane, what's your four?

[Host 1]

I would go with. You know what? It's. I'm gonna put it there. It is probably better than this, but I would say like a payday. Just because they're like. They're just not what I'm gonna go for.

[Damian]

It's.

[Host 1]

We're paydays. Canceled. Those canceled. That's such a funny. Yeah, they say about mundane.

[Amanda]

Weren't those canceled?

[Damian]

Hey, if brands can tweet like their people, they can get canceled too.

[Host 1]

Get canceled. Like, sorry, payday.

[Damian]

You can say that about anybody.

[Host 1]

Do not like your opinions on Jim Carrey. You're cancel.

[Amanda]

Guys, I can't handle the gym.

[Host 1]

It's already. It's already been.

[Amanda]

It's already like a month. It's. It's. He got work done. Let it be.

[Damian]

I'm so curious what the actual revelation will be by the time this airs.

[Host 1]

I know. What if we find out he.

[Amanda]

That. That he has. He. He has in interviews, been like, oh, I have a stand in. Go in and get awards for me. But I think he was joking.

[Host 1]

I think the problem is that I do. I did. I'm not up. I never was up to date on any of the Jim Carrey stuff. Right. I think the problem is he is of our current era, the closest to an Andy Kaufman of like, would he send someone in a Jim Carrey mask to a red carpet to pretend to be him? I'm like, jim Carrey would maybe do that.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

But I'm also like. But people were getting into the weeds of, like, he's a clone. And I was like, no, I get if we think that Jim Carrey's doing a bit.

[Damian]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

But beyond that, I'm not gonna follow you. Like, and I also don't care enough.

[Amanda]

Like, there's only one clone. It was that sheep forever ago.

[Damian]

I've seen her.

[Host 1]

What?

[Damian]

Isn't she. Because I went to the museum in the stuff, right? Yeah.

[Amanda]

She's not real.

[Damian]

Not anymore.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Damian]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So you saw her in the museum?

[Damian]

Yeah. I wasn't just, like, in the museum. Oh, my God. Dolly's, like, always nice to meet a fan. Hi.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Damian]

No, I think. I think he would have a stand. My. This feels so parasocial. Because it is. Because I don't know Jim Carrey. I don't know him at all. But just from what I've seen from him in interviews over so many years, he seems to be the type that's just like, nope, everything's poison. I don't want to, like, touch anything. That's weird. Like, I'm, you know, I'm trying to live my life and just be pure. And so for, like, he didn't. The look that he had wasn't like, oh, he got a little work done that was like, you're on facelift number nine.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Damian]

And people are like, oh, you gotta stop.

[Amanda]

So he got like, you know, big cheeks and.

[Child Actor]

Yeah.

[Damian]

Which didn't. Didn't line up with what I'd seen before. So I think that's why people were like, there's got to be something. But if anything, I'm like, yeah, someone could have a stand in.

[Host 1]

Or maybe it just felt like a sequel to people saying that Avril Lavigne died and she's been replaced. That one's by a clone.

[Damian]

Isn't it crazy?

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Host 1]

Like, that was years ago.

[Damian]

How many conspiracy theories have been semi confirmed at this point? Where we're just like, well, like, yeah,

[Host 1]

okay, she's real, but she's real.

[Amanda]

I do the Wheel, Afrilaveen songs.

[Host 1]

I. I realized. So I want to play Hot Take Roulette, other games. But the problem is I. We can't see what number it lands on. But the wheel is so you can

[Amanda]

shut your eyes there.

[Host 1]

I know. But then I guess, oh, yeah. Maybe it lands on a number and then spin it a couple more. Like, spin it again.

[Damian]

So we're doing it sort of like that warm up game that we play where it's like, I'll give you a category, like breakfast foods. And then. Yeah, you are trying to get me to guess that you guys are giving something at, like, a two.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Damian]

So I'd be like, oh, like.

[Amanda]

Yeah, like a hot instant eggs.

[Damian]

That's like.

[Host 1]

So let's do that first. It's the easy version, but I'm trying to think of how do we hide the. How do we hide the wheel once we've landed on something?

[Damian]

Just change.

[Host 1]

Just change it.

[Damian]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Spin it again.

[Damian]

Wrestle it around.

[Host 1]

All right, who wants to go first?

[Damian]

Shane.

[Host 1]

Okay, what's. What's. I'll pick the. I'll pick the categories for you guys.

[Damian]

Okay.

[Host 1]

Yes. So it'll be 1 through 10, and if it's wild, you. If it's wild, spin it again or spin it to one of the near numbers.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Host 1]

And then. Yeah. All right, go ahead.

[Damian]

When we have you close your eyes, we're also going to have you, like, close your ears so that we can, like, the topic to the.

[Host 1]

I'll pick the topics for you guys, actually. Okay, let's start off with something simple. Fruits.

[Damian]

Wow.

[Host 1]

Okay. Fruits.

[Damian]

Fruits. Okay, we're gonna spin it now. Yeah, I gave it a good one. So he'd be like that for a while. So, Amanda, tell me about a painful memory from childhood.

[Amanda]

Oh, man.

[Host 1]

You can hear. I can barely hear.

[Amanda]

I got my period, you know. Awful.

[Damian]

Okay, okay, so now I'm gonna just.

[Amanda]

Just put it on.

[Host 1]

No.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Damian]

Okay, great.

[Amanda]

Okay, you can open your eyes and your ears. Oh, you heard that.

[Damian]

Oh, so you heard that.

[Host 1]

It's impossible to not hear.

[Amanda]

Okay, here we go.

[Host 1]

All right.

[Amanda]

You said fruit.

[Host 1]

Yeah, fruit.

[Damian]

And we both know what the number is.

[Amanda]

Yes, we do.

[Damian]

Okay. Fruit. I'm gonna say like a. Like a strawberry.

[Host 1]

Whoa. Damien's strawberry. Haas.

[Damian]

That's a good callback.

[Host 1]

Thank you.

[Amanda]

Okay, I'm gonna say a clementine.

[Host 1]

Okay. Throwing out weird.

[Amanda]

What?

[Damian]

Clementine is like a cutie.

[Host 1]

It's like a cute. Oh, okay, you didn't. So this is. I would go with. I'd go with an 8.

[Amanda]

Is that your final answer?

[Host 1]

Because those are really good.

[Amanda]

Oh, I'll give a second.

[Host 1]

A strawberry is great.

[Amanda]

I'll give a second one.

[Host 1]

Strawberries. And those. Those clementines are very convenient and nice.

[Damian]

A bartlett pear.

[Amanda]

Oh, so cute.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay,

[Damian]

We named all the fruits, and

[Host 1]

then we're out of. We're out of.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. We're done. Green grapes.

[Host 1]

Green grapes. That feels a little lower, maybe, but still good. I'm gonna lower it down to. I'm gonna say a seven. Seven. Final answer.

[Damian]

Boom.

[Amanda]

That's it.

[Child Actor]

You did it.

[Amanda]

That was really, really good.

[Damian]

Strawberry is too good to be a seven. Sorry.

[Host 1]

Strawberries.

[Amanda]

But. But green grapes.

[Host 1]

Green grapes are good.

[Amanda]

They're good, but they're not.

[Host 1]

They're kind of whatever.

[Damian]

They're fine.

[Host 1]

And. And the. The problem with them is if you're eating a fruit bowl and you have a fork and you're eating that, the green grape dodges every. It's like. It's like, nope. Why get me?

[Amanda]

No, you can't eat it with a fork.

[Damian]

Especially like a plastic fork if it's

[Host 1]

like part of a little cup. The problem is you have a plastic fork, you're eating a little fruit cup. And then you get to the grapes, it's like, all right, I guess I'll throw the fork away and grab you.

[Amanda]

Why are you. What are you guys ordering?

[Host 1]

Well, obviously you have to do it

[Damian]

on a plane so that you just have a whole bunch of grapes and you're like, can you feed it to me?

[Host 1]

Like, yeah, I love that.

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[Amanda]

Yeah, let's. Let's do it.

[Host 1]

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[Amanda]

Let's do this show.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Host 1]

Who wants to go next?

[Amanda]

Me.

[Host 1]

All right, what's the category? Any category. You want? Anything? Any?

[Amanda]

Horror movies.

[Host 1]

Horror movies. Solid. Okay.

[Amanda]

Anytime.

[Host 1]

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[Damian]

Oh. Oh, damn, dude.

[Amanda]

10.

[Damian]

All right, we're going to adjust now.

[Host 1]

Okay. Open your eyes and ears.

[Child Actor]

Woo.

[Host 1]

Okay, that was fun. Okay. Horror. Now, are we going personal ratings or are we going like. No, this is like popular opinion. Which. Which would you prefer?

[Amanda]

Popular opinion.

[Host 1]

Popular opinion. Okay.

[Amanda]

That would be more helpful.

[Host 1]

Okay. Popular opinion. I know.

[Damian]

Yeah, I've got you. Go. Go for it.

[Host 1]

Exorcist.

[Damian]

I'm gonna say Alien.

[Amanda]

Class.

[Host 1]

Clap.

[Damian]

I know. I guess it's a little divisive. You don't consider it? Is.

[Host 1]

It is considered.

[Amanda]

It's a scary movie.

[Host 1]

Sci fi. Horror.

[Amanda]

But it's sci fi Horror. Yeah, it's great. Keep a.

[Damian]

Then in which case I'll say Beth.

[Amanda]

Okay, we'll do a second round.

[Damian]

Okay, great.

[Amanda]

So let me give my. Okay. Exorcist.

[Host 1]

Alien.

[Amanda]

So those feel like classic solid. Like when you talk about People like, yeah, of course. But do I think that they're the best? No, but I think that they're up there. So I want to give this like, a nine or an eight. Okay, Give me another one. Oh, God. Or maybe you guys think it's boring.

[Host 1]

I'll go with Psycho.

[Damian]

Yeah, I'm gonna say hereditary.

[Amanda]

This is tough, because I hated hereditary,

[Damian]

so I'm not gonna say that one. Probably what I'd probably say instead is just like, Nightmare on Elm Street.

[Amanda]

Okay. So many classic ones, which are, like, the base of most horror movies, which is awesome, but I don't think that there's still a 10. But then I'm like, but what's above the Exorcist? Because the Exorcist is amazing. I'm gonna stick with nine. Final answer.

[Host 1]

It was 10.

[Damian]

It was 10.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Damian]

What would you consider, honestly?

[Host 1]

Because if Exorcist is not a. I

[Amanda]

would talk to me. If you said, like, talk to me. If you said something that you were

[Host 1]

like, but you're holy. But that's personal. That's personal faves. You said.

[Damian]

You said specifically public opinion.

[Amanda]

Talk to me is a public opinion. Hell, yeah.

[Host 1]

I think. I think talk to me is probably a public opinion. Eight or nine.

[Damian]

I thought it was great.

[Host 1]

I loved talking.

[Amanda]

Okay, okay, okay. I set myself up for failure.

[Damian]

Damn A, man.

[Host 1]

Because we were listing what would be in the top five.

[Amanda]

No, I know, I know, I know.

[Host 1]

Psycho, Exorcist, Alien, and that would be.

[Amanda]

That would be the top.

[Host 1]

Good job, guys. Yeah, she's Louise.

[Amanda]

But if you said 6 cents, I would have said 10.

[Host 1]

Oh. I don't consider that a horror movie.

[Amanda]

Okay, so this is the issue. This is the issue.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Damian]

It turns out that guy's Bruce Willis

[Host 1]

the whole time, which is shocking.

[Amanda]

Did Tommy ever tell you that his mom completely spoiled that end?

[Damian]

No, I saw that on. I saw that on the spaghetti first dates.

[Amanda]

It's very funny to me.

[Host 1]

Spoiled that movie for me.

[Amanda]

Did you know what I realized? My son's name is Cole. That boy's name is Cole.

[Damian]

The boy from AI.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Oh, my God. That movie was horrendous. The Jude Law. All right, you're up.

[Host 1]

Damien, what's your category?

[Damian]

Movies that you could have on vhs. Oh, so it has to be, like, from that era.

[Host 1]

I love that. Oh, this is right up Amanda's alley.

[Damian]

Great.

[Host 1]

All right, spin it.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Host 1]

Okay. Oh, that's a good one. Movies that you could have on vhs. Yeah. So good. Yeah. Hell, yeah. I. I already. Oh,

[Amanda]

three.

[Host 1]

Okay, spin it again. A little Bit.

[Damian]

Am I good?

[Amanda]

No.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good, you're good, you're good. Okay. Okay.

[Amanda]

Got it.

[Damian]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Indian in the cupboard.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Damian]

Wow. I. That's crazy. I don't know where to go with that.

[Amanda]

Okay, well, I had it on vhs and you had like a little. Yeah, it came with a key.

[Damian]

Yeah, they played it in elementary school.

[Host 1]

It did. I.

[Damian]

All I remember in that movie is like, I remember watching it in elementary school when it's like, the teacher is, you know, hungover kind of day, and like, he makes some, like, corned beef from a can for the guy in the cupboard. And he's just like, the guys. The guy goes like, you cook this. Women cook.

[Host 1]

You are a woman.

[Amanda]

Like, yeah.

[Damian]

So that's the kind of movie, if you haven't seen it.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot going on in that movie.

[Host 1]

I'm gonna say Mars Attacks, but it's. Your family taped it, so there's some commercials and they're missing some of the end.

[Damian]

Oh, damn. Okay, here's the deal. That movie had me at like a 3. Mars attacks is great, but you're, like, missing the end. There's commercials. So I'm gonna put that. I'm gonna say four.

[Amanda]

We're gonna. Should we do a second round?

[Damian]

Yeah, do a second round.

[Amanda]

Okay. Hans Christian Andersen's Little Mermaid. The anime version.

[Host 1]

Oh, whoa. The anime version.

[Damian]

The.

[Host 1]

The animated version. So not Little Mermaid.

[Damian]

It is Little Mermaid animated, not anime animated.

[Amanda]

It's anime and then it's Hans Christian Andersen and it's very confusing. It was in my house. My grandmother got it for us.

[Damian]

Whoa, your grandmother, the anime connoisseur?

[Amanda]

She's the one who introduced me to Star Wars.

[Damian]

Have you never seen Devilman? That's great.

[Amanda]

I don't know why. Maybe that's not gonna help you.

[Damian]

Actually, it sure didn't, but that's okay. I don't know if I put that above or below before.

[Amanda]

Okay, you go.

[Host 1]

I'll go with.

[Damian]

Oh, shit.

[Host 1]

This is tough. I think it's tough. Cause when I was a kid, we only had straight up bangers on vhs.

[Amanda]

That's what I'm saying. Well, now you're. That's what I'm saying.

[Host 1]

Yeah. So I'm trying to figure out.

[Amanda]

That's what I'm saying.

[Damian]

But you've been to a blockbuster and looked down the aisles and been like,

[Host 1]

ugh, yeah, true, true, true. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. I'll go with. I'll go with, like, Mortal Kombat 2.

[Amanda]

Okay. I'll go a home video of my sister's dance recital, but she's in it for five minutes, and the video's four hours long.

[Damian]

Oh, that. That knocked it down to a two. Is it two? Is it three?

[Host 1]

It was three.

[Amanda]

It's three.

[Host 1]

Damn it.

[Damian]

That was too strong. No, it's okay.

[Amanda]

Too hard. Because all my VHS's were bangers.

[Host 1]

I'm trying. Except for a couple. I was like, God, it's hard for me to think about bad movies from that era.

[Damian]

I guess I didn't really think about bad stuff.

[Host 1]

I was just like, a tough three is a tough, tough one.

[Damian]

But to be honest with you, I started with what you said. The first thing I was like, that's a three for sure. And then Mars attacks. I was like, oh, great.

[Host 1]

Oh, you did pretty good. You pretty good.

[Amanda]

And then I was like, oh, my God, Fantasia is my favorite VHS. And I was like, but. But Fantasia is a 10.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Oh, I was thinking about Fantasia. Fantasia is a 10.

[Amanda]

10.

[Damian]

I miss the, like, sensory feeling of those, like, blister box style.

[Host 1]

Like I was at a thrift store. We did a ton. Those are of those. So good.

[Damian]

Coming soon to Disney vhs.

[Amanda]

Every time. We would go to this place called Video Mania, and my dad would bring us every Friday, and we would pick the same movie, and he's like, you girls want anything else? And it was always Ace Ventura every single Friday.

[Damian]

That's a good rewatch.

[Amanda]

Every single Friday. Because that was, like, our thing. He would get home from work and we'd go to Video Mania together and get pizza.

[Host 1]

It's such a different era of, like. So I remember going to rent movies, but also renting video games.

[Damian]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

And I would rent Super Smash Bros. For N64 over and over and over until I definitely spent more money renting it.

[Damian]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Than just buying the game.

[Damian]

One cool, like, life hack I found was going to Blockbuster, and if they were out of a game, like, they would give you a voucher to rent it for free later. Or, like, some other game if they were out still. So I think it was Mario Sunshine and Star Fox Legends at the same time came out, and they were just completely gone. And I was just like, hi, once again, checking if you have Mario Sunshine. You don't. I'll be seeing you next week.

[Host 1]

Yeah. So I remember that.

[Damian]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Okay. I have another game I want to play with this wheel.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Host 1]

In this one, two people will close their eyes and ears.

[Amanda]

What?

[Host 1]

While one person. It doesn't. So I'm. I want to think of scenarios or we can do variations on this. But I was thinking, okay, maybe this one's actually one person close their eyes and ears. The scenario is one of you made us dinner, and on a scale of the other two are trying to. Sorry.

[Amanda]

If you make me close my eyes, I'm gonna kill you. One of you made us dinner, and you only wore, like, a pants.

[Host 1]

No.

[Amanda]

Had your boobs out.

[Damian]

Yeah. So we're at a topless dinner.

[Host 1]

All right.

[Damian]

And you thought I said tapas.

[Host 1]

And Amanda, you will close your eyes and ears. You made us dinner. And the scale of 1 to 10 is how good or bad it was and how we're. But we're trying to play it off like it was great. So no matter what.

[Amanda]

Yes. You have to guess the dinner was

[Host 1]

how good or bad it actually was. One being horrible. And we're trying to play it off like. No, it was good. Okay, 10 being it was. No, it was actually great, and we had a great time. So you're going to try to. But we're going to try to be polite about it. And that's the scenario.

[Amanda]

So dumb.

[Host 1]

All right, this is so fun. Let's spin. It. Just spins forever. Oh, it's picking steam. Back up. Oh, no.

[Amanda]

Exclamation mark.

[Host 1]

Okay,

[Amanda]

just.

[Host 1]

Just move it over. No, Move it over. Oh, my God. Any of them are funny?

[Amanda]

Oh, God. One.

[Host 1]

Okay. All right. Okay.

[Damian]

Okay.

[Host 1]

All right. Oh, Amanda, open your eyes. Okay.

[Amanda]

So are you okay? It felt like you were sick.

[Host 1]

No, I'm fine. All right, so we have just gotten done with dinner, and you are asking us how. Because you cooked for us. And. And you're asking us how good it was.

[Damian]

I thought Amanda was opening her eyes into the scene.

[Host 1]

Oh, so sorry.

[Amanda]

I am opening my eyes into the scene. So you boys like your dinner? Peas and potatoes and those little wiener hot dogs that us last the long way. Oh, you guys feel like you're about to throw up.

[Damian]

It was very good, Mrs. Commanderson. Thank you for having me over.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. You feel like you're drugged up.

[Host 1]

It was great.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Are you. Are you holding in a fart or a throw up?

[Damian]

Excuse me, Ms. Commanderson, where is your restroom? And do you have a bucket as well? Could I use the restroom first, please? Back and forth forever. Use the bucket.

[Amanda]

My last name is Commanderson. Yeah, well, being a part of the military for a long time, we have buckets everywhere, because that's what happens when you have been shot. Okay, so it seems like this is a one. Yeah, it seems like you guys want A diarrhea and vomit at the same time. I guess those wieners were too much for you boys, huh?

[Host 1]

What happened here?

[Damian]

Hey, look, I'll defend a minute. You gave her a character.

[Host 1]

I. I said you made this dinner, and that's what.

[Amanda]

Amanda didn't want to make you dinner. This Mrs. Commanderson did. Am I right? With one.

[Damian]

I feel like she's Mrs. Mr. Grub's soulmate.

[Amanda]

Yeah, she's just like. Where were you boys are gonna eat

[Damian]

those wieners or are we gonna have

[Host 1]

to feed them to the dog boys?

[Amanda]

I'm giving the dogs the rest of your wieners. Say ah if you want to finish them.

[Host 1]

Hey, these sausages came all the way from Vienna.

[Damian]

Now you're gonna eat them up and you're gonna like them.

[Amanda]

Why'd you turn it towards you if it's not even on so.

[Damian]

I didn't mean to.

[Amanda]

Okay, so I was right.

[Host 1]

Yeah, you're right.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you guys played that pretty well. Like Grow Up City.

[Damian]

I feel like one was pretty easy.

[Host 1]

Why don't you guys. Okay, you both will close your eyes and ears and we'll spin it. And whatever number it lands on is how it'll. It'll pretend it's a job interview.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Host 1]

And whatever number it lands on is how bad I have to pee.

[Amanda]

And who's interviewing who?

[Host 1]

You guys are interviewing me. Oh. But then you'll. At the end, you'll guess how bad

[Amanda]

I'm interviewing you for which a job.

[Host 1]

Whatever. Whatever job.

[Amanda]

Okay, we're casting directors.

[Damian]

We're casting directors interviewing for a new electrician. No, I'm kidding.

[Child Actor]

What?

[Amanda]

Casting directors interviewing for the new door guy.

[Damian]

Yeah, but he needs to be able to act, so.

[Host 1]

All right, so spin it so we shut our eyes. You shut your eyes. Okay, Spin it and then I'll move it over before. Before it. You guys open your eyes. Okay, this is how bad I have to piss.

[Amanda]

Six.

[Host 1]

All right, so I'm just sitting down and open your eyes.

[Amanda]

Thank you so much for coming in for Doorman Bartholomew. And I will be interviewing you.

[Host 1]

Great.

[Damian]

Do you have a resume or headshot with you? Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. We need a headshot for all the security doormen. Yeah. Not just the actors. We need to know that you're beautiful.

[Host 1]

Right.

[Amanda]

Nice boots.

[Damian]

It says here you trained with Margaret Anderson's door company. What was that like?

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah. She has a lot of doors. And, you know, we'd kind of work through different type of door techniques every week. It was an intensive. It was a six week intensive. And. Yeah. I got. I. She. She passed me. I could have moved on to door intermediate, but I just didn't want to, so.

[Amanda]

Did you hurt your leg?

[Host 1]

No, no.

[Amanda]

In an accident?

[Host 1]

No. I mean, it's. It's a. It's. You know, I just haven't been stretching much.

[Amanda]

Do you want a glass of water? Um.

[Host 1]

Okay. I'm good.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Damian]

Do you mind if I eat my stained Tupperware spaghetti while we interview you?

[Amanda]

Bartholomew, you don't need to ask his permission. You gave him my permission?

[Damian]

I'm just letting him know what my space work was.

[Amanda]

I just became Mrs. Commanderson. All right, so.

[Damian]

So we're looking for someone who disappears in their role.

[Host 1]

Like you. Right.

[Damian]

Like my partner does.

[Amanda]

Huh? Are you okay?

[Host 1]

I'm fine.

[Damian]

Can I poke your tummy?

[Host 1]

You may not poke my.

[Amanda]

Well, a part of the interview process is us poking your tummy.

[Host 1]

That feels more like a doctor's exam.

[Damian]

Well, I feel like when people come

[Host 1]

up to open doors.

[Damian]

Yeah, but when people come up and want to get in the building and you say no, they're gonna go, listen here, Buster. And they're gonna be eye level to your belly button. They're gonna be like, listen here, Buster.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Damian]

Do you know who I think Trust you.

[Amanda]

Feels like. Feels like six. Feels like a. It feels like a six. Or. Or a seven.

[Damian]

I was gonna say six.

[Host 1]

It's a six.

[Damian]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

What?

[Damian]

That's. I knew from when you. When I said, can I poke your tummy? And you said, no, he was a six.

[Amanda]

By the way, how sustained Tupperware spaghetti going.

[Damian]

We were casting.

[Amanda]

There is nothing better than someone bringing out the nastiest Tupperware full of spaghetti.

[Damian]

It's always when you're auditioning, you're like, oh, I prepared for this as best I could. I. I got a parking ticket to be here, and they just start eating lunch. They're not even looking at you.

[Host 1]

It's so true. God damn.

[Amanda]

Wait. I'm obsessed with this. Okay? I want to play.

[Damian]

I feel like I'm supposed to. Oh, yeah. Neither of us can get numbers.

[Host 1]

It can be whatever you want.

[Amanda]

What's the scenario?

[Host 1]

Could be any scenario you want.

[Damian]

You two are both doctors slash medical professionals. Of course I. I want to. You're having a hard time telling me, like, exactly what the news is for my test results. Oh, and one. One being it's bad news, 10 being, you know, obviously incredible. Incredible news.

[Host 1]

You have us telling you horrible news, maybe medical news.

[Damian]

I'm gonna be like. I'm just gonna. Yeah, I just want to suss. Out how bad my test results were before you actually tell me what they are.

[Amanda]

So, wait, so we are spinning it and you're not?

[Host 1]

Yeah. Okay. We are doctors giving you test results. Yeah. One being. One being. Horrible news. Yeah. Ten being you're the healthiest.

[Amanda]

This is so fun and not triggering for anybody. Let's do this.

[Damian]

That's. Yeah. Actually, good point. Is this okay?

[Host 1]

I was gonna do something like a silly version of it, but maybe it's.

[Child Actor]

What if I talk like this? What am I making silly? I can't wait to get my test results. Oh, boy.

[Amanda]

I think let's do it. Let's commit to it.

[Host 1]

Okay, let's do it. Well, we're not gonna do Real World like. No, we're doctors, but plug your ears.

[Amanda]

You might know what it sounds like when it lands on something.

[Damian]

Be Doctors Without Boundaries.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Doctors Without Borders. This is the pit sex.

[Host 1]

All right, all right, all right.

[Amanda]

O'Reilly. Okay, stop.

[Host 1]

Okay. Mr. Anderson?

[Child Actor]

Yeah, it's me.

[Host 1]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Mr. Anderson.

[Child Actor]

Gosh, it's gonna be a while till I'm a real mister. I'm 8 years old. I'm so happy to be here.

[Amanda]

Oh, this makes it so much more.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Child Actor]

Do I get my lollipop now?

[Host 1]

You're a child.

[Child Actor]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Here's your lollipop.

[Child Actor]

Oh, boy. It's comically large. And my spinny propeller cap works with it, too.

[Amanda]

Oh, it's so fun.

[Host 1]

Well.

[Amanda]

That you came over here without your parents.

[Host 1]

Well, after your. We looked at everything little and.

[Child Actor]

All right. How's everything looking? Will I be able to play baseball in the summer?

[Amanda]

You know what? I think if you took this summer off, next summer you will definitely be able to play.

[Child Actor]

Okay. Yeah, that's good to know.

[Host 1]

We're sorry to say you do not qualify for the Army.

[Child Actor]

Aw.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Child Actor]

Not even for draft. It's during wartime.

[Damian]

Sorry.

[Amanda]

And you'll need to wear a little cushion on your foot.

[Child Actor]

Oh, that's good. Call me the old soft shoe for a reason.

[Amanda]

This kid has a lot going on.

[Host 1]

Amazed. I'm amazed. He's all right.

[Amanda]

Oh, he drove here?

[Host 1]

He drove here? Well, it is 1940.

[Child Actor]

Yeah, well, my dad said he was too drunk to drive, and my mom.

[Host 1]

And remember, it's 1940.

[Child Actor]

Dead for years.

[Amanda]

So I myself. Well, whenever you get yourself to baseball practice, you can play, you know, next year because we just need to let that thing on your foot heal.

[Child Actor]

I know I said I was 8. I'm feeling like more like I'm 5.

[Host 1]

Just rub some dirt on it and you're Probably. All right.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Child Actor]

Okay. Maybe four.

[Amanda]

Oh. Oh.

[Host 1]

So wait, actually you're doing better than that.

[Child Actor]

I think I'm like a six.

[Host 1]

There you go, kid. Get on here, buddy.

[Child Actor]

There we go.

[Amanda]

I'm so sorry to hear about your. Your dad.

[Damian]

It's okay.

[Amanda]

He.

[Damian]

Stop. He drinks.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

And that's 1940 for you.

[Child Actor]

1940.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Child Actor]

He says. He just says, Franz Ferdinand's gonna live forever.

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[Amanda]

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[Amanda]

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No, it doesn't.

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[Amanda]

Should be my business partner. It worked for you again. Here's mine. I just got a spray tan.

[Host 1]

Oh. And this is how bad it is.

[Amanda]

And I just walked in. Ten being awful, one being. No, wait, no. Ten being great, one being awful.

[Host 1]

This is horrendous. Yeah. Okay.

[Amanda]

Ten being the best, ten being the worst.

[Child Actor]

You.

[Host 1]

Amazing.

[Damian]

Who are we to you?

[Host 1]

I think it's just. This is us as ourselves.

[Damian]

Okay. Oh, Amanda did. Amanda got this six. I'm gonna spin it again.

[Host 1]

Spin it again. Not. Not good enough for our. Our taste.

[Amanda]

Exclamation mark.

[Host 1]

Spin it again. It just really wants to be there. There. You got to be kidding me.

[Amanda]

Five.

[Host 1]

All right, fine. Come on in. Amanda. Amanda.

[Damian]

Amanda from work.

[Host 1]

Hi. Hey. How's it going?

[Damian]

It's you.

[Host 1]

What's up?

[Amanda]

Hi, guys.

[Child Actor]

Oh, hey.

[Host 1]

Hey.

[Damian]

You got a. You got a nice little.

[Amanda]

What?

[Damian]

Nice little bronze going.

[Amanda]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Damian]

That's super cool. Did you have like.

[Amanda]

Just walking outside for a little bit.

[Host 1]

Nice.

[Damian]

It. It picks up on you fast. You got like a wedding to go to or.

[Amanda]

Oh, it's just like I was outside for like an hour.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Damian]

God, that must be nice.

[Amanda]

I'm kidding. I'm so sorry. It's like, kind of embarrassing, but I did. I got a spray. Dan.

[Host 1]

That's okay. That's great.

[Amanda]

Yeah, Yeah, I like it. I'm going to my mom's wedding to her second husband.

[Host 1]

That's cool.

[Damian]

Damn. So, yeah, Mom's off the market again, huh?

[Amanda]

Yeah, she's off the market. I'm wearing light pink, so.

[Damian]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And it's winter.

[Damian]

It'll be a nice little contrast.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's cool. Anyway, so for smosh Mouth today, I was thinking we have this wheel, and we could play with that and stuff.

[Damian]

What if we get three more and then go and we can play car?

[Host 1]

We could just do it in a car. What do you think?

[Amanda]

I feel like I'm thinking, like. Like an 8 or 9.

[Host 1]

You really think this is how I would react if you got an amazing spray tan?

[Amanda]

Well, you guys are looking at me dead in the face.

[Damian]

I always do.

[Amanda]

So

[Damian]

I talked to HR and I'm allowed to do that now. And you can't tell me time has passed.

[Host 1]

So.

[Amanda]

So. So, like, what do you guys think? I wore white, so it got a little bit on there, but I can

[Damian]

see a little bit came off, but it's not too noticeable.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I think it's like.

[Damian]

I think it works fine.

[Child Actor]

It works.

[Host 1]

It's fine. I. I don't.

[Amanda]

Yeah, so it's like a five.

[Child Actor]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Boom.

[Amanda]

Wow. So you guys give a.

[Damian]

No, it just. It's five.

[Host 1]

So it's like a five is. It's fine.

[Damian]

It's fine. It works.

[Amanda]

I barely notice fake friend friends. Fake friends. No, seriously, I was like, wow, this must be.

[Host 1]

How do I play off a five?

[Amanda]

Yeah, you would go.

[Host 1]

The point of.

[Child Actor]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

You got a little bit tan, huh? Oh, if it was what I did, it's pretty good.

[Damian]

That's what I literally did, Amanda. I went, oh, you got really bronze.

[Amanda]

Like, Selena gets me a five in my eyes is.

[Host 1]

It's not really noticeable. A ten is. Oh, my gosh. Wow. I can see that one is. Oh, that's bad.

[Amanda]

And a five is like, oh, see,

[Host 1]

I was seeing five as being like. I just am like, oh, yeah, it's fine. Like, 5 is, like, average.

[Amanda]

Asked if I was going to a wedding.

[Damian]

Yeah. But I wasn't like, oh, my God, Amanda. I wasn't like, oh, my God, are you going to a wedding? I was like, oh, yeah, you. Are you going to, like, a wedding or something?

[Amanda]

Like, just fighting for their lives right now, and we're winning.

[Damian]

Okay, so I'm not dead yet.

[Host 1]

I got mine.

[Damian]

You did?

[Host 1]

Well, I've got mine. All right, the scenario is we're all hanging out, and the scale of 1 to 10 is how much I want to show you the pilot for Frasier.

[Amanda]

I've already seen it.

[Host 1]

Okay. What's up?

[Amanda]

Brazier's perfect.

[Host 1]

I really want to show you guys an episode.

[Amanda]

Okay. So you're spinning it, and we're shutting our eyes and.

[Host 1]

Yeah. A scale of 1 to 10 is how much I want to show you this episode.

[Amanda]

Okay, great.

[Damian]

Okay.

[Amanda]

So we have to close our ears and eyes.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Damian]

I've been doing it really hard as kind of a joke. I should really stop doing that.

[Host 1]

There's a lot of headache.

[Damian]

There's a lot of. There's a lot of dead air in this here episode that is audio only

[Host 1]

for a lot of people. Nine people are like, what's going on?

[Damian]

I'm gonna close my ears.

[Host 1]

All right. And we're hanging out.

[Damian]

Yeah. So that's how come I learned what different kinds of pastries are.

[Host 1]

That's so cool.

[Amanda]

So fun.

[Host 1]

That's so cool.

[Amanda]

Thank you. Tried them all.

[Damian]

Yeah. Very full.

[Host 1]

I wanna say. It's so fun just, like, hanging out, you know, like, outside of work. It's just really a really great time.

[Amanda]

That wedding I went to was fun.

[Host 1]

Oh, I bet.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

And, you know, I've been thinking about a lot. Your Tantal man was really nice.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's so interesting because my mom said she could have done without it.

[Damian]

Yeah, well, she's on husband number two, so.

[Host 1]

Yeah, so that's crazy. That reminds me, there's an episode of Frasier where they're at a wedding and it's like. It's like a second wedding situation. It's so good. It's so much like this.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's so.

[Host 1]

Oh, my God. It's like the best episode I haven't seen Frasier in. Like, you haven't watched it? It is.

[Damian]

It's been a while.

[Host 1]

Holds up.

[Damian]

Is it on Instagram Stream services?

[Host 1]

Yeah, it's on Netflix.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Damian]

Oh, yeah, I hear they've got March 19th. Steel ball run is going to premiere.

[Host 1]

That's not yet, but they have all of Frasier.

[Amanda]

It's like a really old show.

[Host 1]

Oh, but it holds up so well.

[Amanda]

Does it?

[Host 1]

It holds up really well because they did a reboot. No, no, we should watch. We should watch this episode.

[Damian]

I.

[Host 1]

We should watch this episode.

[Damian]

I think Jason Alexander is so funny and.

[Host 1]

Oh, that you're thinking of. You're thinking. Actually, you look back, Frasier is the sitcom of that.

[Amanda]

Frazier is like, in Seattle.

[Host 1]

It's Kelsey Grammar. It's in Seattle. And he's a. He's a psychiatrist. But it's like, it's. It's all about family dynamics and stuff. It's really.

[Damian]

Spencer Grammar's dad is an actor.

[Amanda]

Kelsey. He didn't say Spencer Grammar. He said Kelsey Grammar.

[Host 1]

Yeah, Spencer Grammar's dad, whatever gets you excited. Yeah, it's like. It's like that's. We should watch.

[Amanda]

Like, this could be like an eight.

[Damian]

I feel like a nine. I think he's a nine right here.

[Amanda]

Oh, he wants to find the clicker. Because you want to watch it right now.

[Host 1]

Well, we could watch. Watch it right now. I mean, it's like half an hour.

[Amanda]

Or we couldn't.

[Host 1]

Yeah, but it's half an hour. We could watch. Well, is this like a 10?

[Amanda]

What if I say I don't want to watch it right now and I

[Damian]

hand you this ball peen hammer? What would you do?

[Amanda]

Yeah, whatever that is.

[Host 1]

You can leave. We could watch Frasier.

[Amanda]

Wow. This is a 10.

[Damian]

This is a 10.

[Amanda]

It feels like a 9, though.

[Damian]

I was gonna say it was a 9, but then Shane didn't say anything.

[Host 1]

It is a 9.

[Amanda]

Oh, I knew it. It's. It wasn't a 10 because he let it us chat in the beginning.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah.

[Damian]

He wasn't foaming at the mouth. Frothing.

[Host 1]

Yeah. I mean, no matter how much you want something, I still try to hold back.

[Amanda]

Yeah. That was really good.

[Host 1]

Thank you. It was very fun. Very.

[Damian]

Spencer Grammer is the voice of Morty's sister in Rick and Morty. And that's the daughter of Kelsey Grammer.

[Host 1]

No way. That's funny.

[Damian]

Thank you. I just wanted to say something absurd as though I've never heard of Kelsey Grammer so that you would get maybe pissed.

[Amanda]

This is a T10.

[Damian]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

Now in our real life, we're gonna be like, oh, it's a five.

[Damian]

Five. I've got one. But I. I have to shout out a tick tock creator. And I don't remember their name right now, so I have to get it to Selena to put on the screen. But they did a sketch about a guy on the Oregon Trail trying to hide that he has dysentery from everyone. Oh, that's so good. So I have some kind of. So shout out to them I have some kind of Oregon Trail related disease and that I'm trying to hide from you.

[Amanda]

You're so medical right now.

[Host 1]

And I love.

[Damian]

It is like how obvious it is and how bad is it? It is like, okay, 10. 10 being 10 being so obvious. I'm dying. One is like, nothing's really wrong with me. Okay, cool.

[Amanda]

10 is obvious. Okay.

[Host 1]

All right. Spin it. Or wait, wait.

[Damian]

I have to. My.

[Host 1]

We're closing our eyes.

[Damian]

Close your eyes.

[Host 1]

All right, all right, let's see. Our audio listeners are like, well, I guess I'll Enjoy the silence for a bit.

[Child Actor]

Bit.

[Damian]

Oh, depeche mode.

[Host 1]

Yeah. Okay.

[Amanda]

7.

[Damian]

Keep your eyes closed for like one more second. Okay, cool. You guys go for it.

[Host 1]

All right. All right.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Host 1]

Now we. We've. We've been gathering firewood for the past couple days and Jeb, you.

[Amanda]

Jeb, you're sweating like a pig.

[Damian]

Cuz all the firewood that I gathered, it's hot, hot. And it will be hot when we burn it. And I feel a little steamed up. Yeah, well, it's fine. It'll pass.

[Amanda]

Oregon. Yeah, it's a hot, hot place.

[Host 1]

Yeah, it is. It is hot. I mean, I will say it's. It's been a. There's been a bit of a breeze today.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And Nancy And JoJo, the two children, they're out back getting some. Also some wood.

[Host 1]

Well, they're not sweating up.

[Amanda]

They're actually dry.

[Host 1]

Let's talk about them for a bit.

[Amanda]

Let's talk about that. They're never coming to the scene, but let's talk about them.

[Damian]

Well, I'll be honest with you too. I. I seem to have had an encounter with a legless animal of some kind and it yelled at my leg real close.

[Host 1]

Oh.

[Damian]

So I, I, you know, I'm just gonna try to sleep it off for a little bit and everything's fine.

[Amanda]

Jeb, don't close your eyes.

[Damian]

I would never do that.

[Amanda]

Sounds like you're talking to someone that's not there.

[Damian]

Oh, no. The. The legless animal was very real long too.

[Host 1]

Jeb, I think you. Jeb, this does not sound so good.

[Damian]

Look, I'm up walking around. If I was. If I was not feeling well, could I dance like I am right now?

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. He's past the point.

[Host 1]

Oh, he's.

[Amanda]

You know when people are about to. Barely shuffling, they get up and they dance.

[Host 1]

I think he's. He might. You might not. I think you're. I think you're already dead.

[Damian]

I think I just need a couple days to relax and I'm actually going to be okay. It's going to be. It's not great right now, but I'm gonna need just a couple days and I'll be. I'll be fine.

[Amanda]

You're either a seven or a ten.

[Host 1]

Oh, I. I think this is. This is. This is a 10. This is a 10.9 or a 10.

[Amanda]

Which one? You won't.

[Host 1]

Got it. You got a bad fever.

[Damian]

I'm actually gonna be fine in a little while. It's not. It's not that.

[Amanda]

Okay, well, I'm Feeling like maybe this is a six. But he said dancing.

[Host 1]

Yeah, he's. Well, he's hallucinating. He's saying he's gonna be fine. He's trying to hide it.

[Amanda]

Listen, he's a who.

[Host 1]

I'm go with. I'm going to go with a nine.

[Amanda]

I'm going to go with a seven. Damn.

[Damian]

I went a little too hard right off the bat. I'm sorry. I was like, what?

[Amanda]

Turnover? He's so.

[Damian]

I was like, what if I feel sweat? It's what the guy did in the sketch. It was real good, so I love it. I was like, that's too much for what I want.

[Host 1]

We got to take him out back. Yeah, we got no choice.

[Damian]

Well, no, you need those bullets for all the meat you can't carry back to the wagon in.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Amanda]

This is very, very fun.

[Damian]

This is a wild.

[Amanda]

Should we do a hot take? Remember when we did hot take?

[Damian]

It was very fun. Are we giving our own hot takes

[Amanda]

or just of that number? So, like, the theme is.

[Host 1]

And this is where the other two guess. But yes, you get a number, we pick the category, you come up with a hot take of that heat level. And then it doesn't be one that you believe in. Yeah, it's just like a 1 is the coldest take possible. 10 is the.

[Damian]

So it's not our own hot takes.

[Host 1]

It doesn't have to be your own hot take. It just is a hot take on that subject.

[Damian]

Okay.

[Host 1]

You have to come up with a

[Amanda]

hot take once we do it, I guess.

[Host 1]

Right. So, like, what's the subject? Let's see. Dating. Or what about food?

[Damian]

Dating, Dating, School. I've done a lot of food stuff.

[Amanda]

Dating.

[Host 1]

Like date a dating. Hot take, Hot takes.

[Amanda]

Okay. All right, let's see if I do. Well, I don't know.

[Host 1]

All right, you'll go first. Okay.

[Amanda]

Shut your ears in your eyes.

[Host 1]

All right, I'll shut my ears in my eyes.

[Damian]

My ear holes have been shut. Just like animals underwater. Do. Okay.

[Amanda]

Nine. Okay, you can open your eyes.

[Damian]

Okay.

[Host 1]

A dating hot take. And one you don't have to believe in. But of.

[Damian]

I. But what is a hot take? You don't believe in.

[Host 1]

It just has to be like, right. Like, the hottest of hot takes would be like, okay, here's. People shouldn't date. Here's a Hot dating is evil.

[Amanda]

Women. Women should date men that are uglier than them. It will last longer there.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Damian]

And 10 being the hottest hot take.

[Host 1]

That's the hottest of hot takes.

[Damian]

Damn. I. I would say, like, that's that's wild. But I think there's crazier. So I'd say like, that's. That's an eight.

[Host 1]

Oh, See, I think that's like a five. Cuz I think I. I'm like. I think a lot of people believe that. I think that's a take that I would see online.

[Amanda]

I think I messed this.

[Child Actor]

You.

[Host 1]

Do you think that's a cold take? You think that's a one?

[Amanda]

So it's actually. The number is nine.

[Damian]

I said eight.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Amanda]

He said eight. But as I'm thinking about, I'm like, I think a lot of women think that. So it's not really.

[Host 1]

I think that's. I don't think that's an insane.

[Amanda]

I think it's actually a five. But I was thinking it was high.

[Host 1]

Damian said eight.

[Damian]

I felt like it was an eight. And that's not. That's just a random take. Not something that you.

[Amanda]

Huh?

[Damian]

Believe it.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Damian]

Okay. Yeah.

[Host 1]

You don't actually believe that.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Host 1]

I hope your husband doesn't watch the show. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Kidding. My husband's beautiful.

[Damian]

H is taller than you, right?

[Amanda]

Yeah. Yeah, he's a. He's a beautiful man.

[Damian]

Yeah, he's like 9 foot 10.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I. I'm saying that because some. My friend's mom actually did say this to me years ago. She's like, I'm telling you, you girls gotta start dating men that are uglier than you.

[Host 1]

You.

[Damian]

And I was like, oh, it's uglier, not shorter.

[Host 1]

Got it. Dating advice from any parents is always the most insane thing you've ever heard.

[Amanda]

Insane.

[Damian]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

It's rare.

[Damian]

That it's good from another generation at all is not.

[Host 1]

Boomers. Dating advice is always like that.

[Amanda]

Yeah. We have to do a. We have to do another hot take. We have to do a better hot take.

[Host 1]

Oh, that was a great. I thought that was a good one.

[Damian]

I think you did a great job.

[Host 1]

What's a different category? One final one.

[Amanda]

Yeah, One final hot take.

[Damian]

Take.

[Host 1]

What's a good category? Any category. TV shows or movies.

[Amanda]

TV shows. Or airplane etiquette or like traveling.

[Host 1]

Okay. Airplane etiquette. I like this.

[Amanda]

Airplane etiquette.

[Host 1]

Airplane hot takes. I could take it.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Hot take it.

[Host 1]

Spin it.

[Amanda]

Okay. Shut our.

[Host 1]

Hot take it. Shut your eyes.

[Damian]

Shut our eyes. Amanda. Shut our eyes.

[Host 1]

Shut your eyes.

[Damian]

Shut both of our eyes.

[Host 1]

Shut your eyes. And I'm not gonna say. Don't have to close your ears because I'm. Spin it one more time. Okay. I'm not gonna say the number out loud. So it doesn't. All right, so spin it one more time because what the hell?

[Damian]

It was four every time, huh?

[Host 1]

All right.

[Amanda]

Six.

[Damian]

I've got an idea. Here, let me. Let me find this.

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[Damian]

Is that work?

[Host 1]

Spin it one more time. Just spin it one more time.

[Damian]

Does that work?

[Amanda]

Nine.

[Host 1]

Okay. Okay.

[Amanda]

Can we open our eyes?

[Host 1]

Yeah, you can open your eyes. Okay.

[Amanda]

Airplane etiquette.

[Host 1]

Airplane etiquette. I think that airplanes should apply hockey rules, and if two people get in a fight, they shouldn't try to stop it until it goes to the ground.

[Amanda]

Feels like a 10 or a 9.

[Damian]

I feel like, for Shane, this is a 6. I have a lot of airplane hot takes, so I feel like this is relatively dang.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Really? I think it's a nine or a ten.

[Damian]

I say eight.

[Amanda]

I'm gonna say nine.

[Host 1]

Lock in your answers. It is a nine.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Host 1]

Ten would be like. I think passengers should be allowed to go up and fly the plane for a little bit.

[Damian]

I do ask sometimes to sit on their lap very politely, the pilot. And they won't let me. Let me.

[Host 1]

Come on.

[Damian]

I have a real airplane hot. Take that.

[Host 1]

I really, truly believe this one's real.

[Damian]

This one's real. I think making the back of seat screens touchscreen is the dumbest thing anyone could have done because they put games on there, and there's always some being, like, I've never tried a Candy crush before, and I'm, like, getting jostled every time.

[Host 1]

You're so right.

[Damian]

I have had to turn around and, like, like, unfortunately, like, say to people, like, to an entire family, hey, guys. So sorry. Would you mind being a little more gentle with the back of the seat? Like, I hate being that guy. But, like, why would you build it in that? Someone's gonna jostle your seat.

[Amanda]

Terrible.

[Host 1]

You're.

[Damian]

You're right.

[Host 1]

I never thought about.

[Amanda]

I never thought about. No one's ever really played a game that hard on the back of my head.

[Damian]

Like, I'm good at Sadaku.

[Host 1]

I definitely play. I definitely was playing Yahtzee on one of the last flights I was on.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Host 1]

And I had one of the best scores that they had. Bad. My favorite is. Have you seen the. The post where someone was playing Battleship on their flight, and the guy they were playing against was a couple rows ahead of them. So he.

[Damian]

That's ridiculous.

[Host 1]

And was just clearing this.

[Child Actor]

What?

[Host 1]

It's brutal.

[Damian]

That's amazing.

[Host 1]

Love that. Wow.

[Amanda]

Okay, so this is the wheel game.

[Host 1]

This is the wheel game. We need to refine it, I think.

[Amanda]

Of course.

[Host 1]

Well, I'm having a lot of fun.

[Amanda]

I really liked the performance aspect of.

[Damian]

You became Mrs. Commanderson.

[Amanda]

Oh, I was.

[Host 1]

It's a kind of new form of charade. Right. Because it's like, okay, I know what the subject is. I just don't know to what degree.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Host 1]

And that's hard to nail the exact number.

[Amanda]

I love it.

[Child Actor]

We.

[Damian]

We are really good at it when we're doing it in pairs, too, where it's like. I remember we did, like, a breakfast version, and it was like a. It was like a. No, it was like a. Sorry, an office prize version. Like, you win something at the office.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Damian]

And it was a four. And Tommy was like, okay, it's like a 50 gift card, but it's at a place where it's like 80 to actually, like, get a massage. And it's like, such a good one.

[Amanda]

So perfect. Like, Tommy's such a fun game.

[Host 1]

It's very fun.

[Amanda]

Put in the comments if you guys have ideas about the wheel.

[Damian]

Jonathan, you're free.

[Amanda]

Sorry. I'm sorry.

[Damian]

Jonathan is free.

[Amanda]

I couldn't get through my statement because we have a Mr. Chips number two in this.

[Host 1]

What I loved is we all looked, and James did not look over yet. He was just kind of like, okay, what are you eating there?

[Damian]

Famous Amos.

[Amanda]

Sweet boy. Just needed some cookies. All right, Mr. Chips number two has entered the chat. And also, guys, put in the comments ideas for the wheel game.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah.

[Damian]

Get three more and put them on a box and go room.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

There you go.

[Amanda]

Oregon Trail style.

[Host 1]

Okay, Damien, thank you for joining us.

[Damian]

Hey, thanks for having me. You guys, this is. What can I say? I'm a big fan of the show. It's good to be back.

[Amanda]

Thanks for having me. When can we see your show?

[Host 1]

Oh, it's probably out by the time this.

[Amanda]

All right, awesome.

[Damian]

But thank you. March 19th. Only on that first episode premiere.

[Amanda]

Okay, bye, guys.

[Damian]

Happy birthday.

[Host 1]

I couldn't.

[Damian]

This was an unhinged episode.

[Amanda]

And I just saw James like this.

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