#145 - The Perfect Episode w/ Miles Bonsignore

Summary

Smosh Mouth Podcast #145 — The Perfect Episode w/ Miles Bonsignore

Date: May 25, 2026
Host(s): Shayne Topp, Amanda Lehan-Canto
Guest: Miles Bonsignore
Theme: Shenanigans, nostalgia, public YouTube antics, “what’s in your pocket?”, coffee and midnight diners, and the weird magic of word choices.

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Episode Overview

This episode of Smosh Mouth is a whirlwind of absurd comedy, stories from wild YouTube shoots, improv soundboard games, childhood memories of middle-school dances, late-night diner musings, and a thoughtful segment on favorite words. Miles Bonsignore, host of Perfect Person and creator of Graveyard Shift on YouTube, joins Shayne and Amanda for an hour-plus of unpredictable, delightful chaos. Fart jokes, existential reflection, and genuine friendship all abound as the hosts and guest bounce between topics and try out new podcast segments.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. Soundboard Madness & Public Pranks

• Timestamps: [01:12]-[03:17]
• The episode opens with Amanda revealing a Selena-themed soundboard, leading to a parade of fart noises and jokes about delayed sound cues.
• Shayne describes the joy of a soundboard with a randomized delay:

  “You press it and it's anywhere from one second to 30 minutes anytime... randomly in the middle, just like, you’re like, oh, I forgot. I pressed that forever ago.” (Shayne, [02:57])

• The crew reminisces about TikTok fart pranksters and the perils of fart spray in public, with personal stories from both Miles and Smosh member Courtney.

  “She’s like, that was the worst smell I’ve ever smelled in my life.” (Shayne, [03:50])

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2. Wildest YouTube Antics

• Timestamps: [06:12]-[11:59]
• Miles shares about being publicly naked (but for body paint) in Cheesecake Factory for Try Guys, and pushing Zach around in a goth disguise for Candid Competition.
• Shayne recounts eating a full dead tarantula on Mythical Kitchen, and running around Comic Con fully dressed as Nic Cage—proving both endured many “awful” public bits.

  “They dressed me up fully as Nicolas Cage… prosthetic makeup, fake hairline… They had me run around Comic Con and just, like, interview people—and everybody hated me.” (Shayne, [10:55])

• Both hosts marvel at how much their YouTube careers demanded public embarrassment—and why Try Guys sets, in particular, remain unhinged.

  “Oh, right. You guys are crazy over here.” (Shayne, [13:29])

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3. Coffee Obsession & Gear Geek-Out

• Timestamps: [16:03]-[20:45]
• Miles details his “Perfect Person” coffee line, explaining he works with former coworkers from a NY café ([16:13]).
• Detailed breakdown of brewing methods (Chemex vs. V60, even Moka Pots), plus the cultural debate: “vase” vs. “vahz.”

  “Nothing makes my bones shiver like someone saying ‘vahz.’” (Miles, [18:06])

• Amanda is delighted by the technical talk:

  “Yeah, I am turned on, you know what I’m saying?” (Amanda, [19:59])

• All confess to being deeply into pour-over and espresso, joking about the “chore” of maintaining espresso machines.

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4. Recent Smosh Projects & The “What’s In Your Pocket?” Game

• Timestamps: [22:04]-[31:45]
• The group reminiscences about their fully improvised dating show “Will You Be Mine?” on Smosh, playing outlandish drivers and reliving Amanda’s character creation process.

  “I found her in the ears.” (Amanda, [22:51])

• Miles describes “outtakes” and how breaking character made filming a constant challenge.
• “What’s in Your Pocket?”: everyone reveals the odd things they carry daily, with Shayne always packing Aquaphor and Miles surprising with keychains, wallet, AirPods, and an emergency hair paste.

  “I keep Aquaphor in my front left pocket in every single pair of pants. Because I always want to have it on me.” (Shayne, [25:10]) “Pomade. Old Spice Paste.” (Miles, [35:49])

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5. Middle School Dances, Grind Lines, & Social Anxiety

• Timestamps: [37:54]-[45:11]
• The hosts share experiences from school dances—Amanda thriving in “grind lines” at the Knights of Columbus; Shayne and Miles commiserating about anxiety, embarrassment, and being booed out of a dance circle.

  “Middle school is just a time for humiliation…” (Miles, [49:14])

• Stories of being out of sync at social events, with Amanda’s enthusiastic dancing contrasting sharply with Shayne’s and Miles’ self-consciousness.

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6. Push-ups, Embarrassments, and Growing Up

• Timestamps: [43:37]-[49:45]
• Miles wonders how many push-ups Shayne can do (“maybe 30-40 if I push it”), and all agree getting stronger as adults comes with new challenges.
• Stories of early athletic failures (like own-goaling in basketball) underscore recurring childhood humiliation.

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7. Segment: “Word of Mouth” (or “Tongue-Tied”) — Favorite Words

• Timestamps: [51:06]-[62:02]
• New segment: everyone picks their current favorite (overused) word.
  • Miles: “Beautiful.” (“But then I got worried that people were thinking that I was calling them beautiful.” [52:08])
  • Shayne: “Sonder.” The realization that each passerby lives a life as vivid and complex as your own.

    “That’s probably the word that I think about a lot lately.” (Shayne, [61:38])

  • Amanda: “Sick.” (“Not, yeah, I’ve heard you say that a lot…” [63:39])
• The discussion turns philosophical as Shayne and Miles reflect on empathy, everyone’s secret inner life, and the surreal experience of late-night café culture.

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8. Late-Night Diners, Heartbreak, and “Graveyard Shift”

• Timestamps: [65:01]-[73:40]
• Miles gives an inspiring rundown on his YouTube show “Graveyard Shift,” interviewing staff and guests at 24-hour diners and late-night restaurants. He tells of heartbreak, hope, and the intimate, vulnerable conversations that emerge after midnight.

  “People are really open at that hour. Like, I think it’s partially like the fun of the show is that that late at night it kind of feels magical.” (Miles, [71:01])

• Amanda and Shayne respond with praise for the poetic beauty of heartbreak and the fleeting nature of these nighttime encounters.

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9. Internet Lore and Running Podcast Jokes

• Timestamps: Throughout episode
• The team memed hard on the infamous “horny Folgers siblings” commercial ([15:00]), relished in inside jokes about toucans (“get your toucans out!”), and celebrated Amanda’s grind line heroics.

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10. Final Show & Tell, Podcast Fan Culture, & Farewells

• Timestamps: [73:44]-[75:50]
• More riffing on podcast props (toucans, Harambe plush), inside jokes, and the unpredictable things fans latch onto.
• Miles gives love and promises to return; the group winds down, joking about the “death” of their soundboard airhorn and how fast the episode has flown.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On the unpredictability of podcasting:

  “How is this episode kookier than our ants episode?” (Shayne, [36:36])

• On empathy and sonder:

  “Every person you see… every single individual has their own life and own experiences and is going through a whole day just like yours…” (Shayne, [60:57])

• On the magic of late-night diners:

  “At that hour it kind of feels magical… it almost feels like no one knows about it.” (Amanda, [71:05])

• On public stunts:

  “I was actually naked so often in early videos, when I go into Try Guys now, I just know I have to wear good underwear.” (Shayne, [12:18])

• On middle school cringe:

  “I was genuinely booed out of a dance circle in middle school.” (Shayne, [48:46])

• On favorite words:

  “I probably say… beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. But then I got worried that people were thinking that I was calling them beautiful.” (Miles, [52:04])

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Memorable Running Bits

• Fart soundboard jokes and the unpredictable laughs they trigger.
• Toucan lore: Now an inside community joke thanks to Spencer’s “get your toucans out” line.
• “What’s in your pocket” reveals (mostly mundane objects, but always spun for laughs).
• Amanda’s “grind line” dominance at school dances—a recurring callback.
• Endless playfighting and loving roast culture, with Shayne and Amanda drilling each other on word choices and physical habits.

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Conclusion

Episode #145 of Smosh Mouth is peak chaos—a mix of bathroom humor, meta-comedy, honest storytelling, and a surprising amount of heart. Miles Bonsignore holds his own with wild stories and philosophical asides, while Amanda and Shayne steer and detour through soundboard improvisation, awkward adolescence, and the enduring magic of midnight diners.

For fans and new listeners alike, this “perfect episode” delivers classic Smosh banter with a creative, absurd, and deeply human twist.

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Listen for:

• Fartboard “wet fart” mayhem ([02:04], [02:54])
• “Sonder” as a philosophical word of the week ([60:57])
• Amanda’s grind line/how lunch ladies got in on dance fever ([39:49], [62:24])
• The genesis of “Graveyard Shift” and why heartbreak is beautiful at 2 a.m. ([71:01])
• Internet lore: why a decades-old Folgers commercial spawns so much fanfic ([15:00])

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Transcript

[Miles]

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[Amanda]

Hey, everyone, check out this guy and his bird. What is this your first date?

[Shane]

Oh, no.

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[Amanda]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

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[Shane]

Liberty. Liberty.

[Amanda]

Liberty.

[Shane]

Liberty. Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

And I'm Amanda. And we have one of my favorite guests ever. It's Miles Bon.

[Shane]

One of your friends. You don't know how to say his name. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wow. I don't know how to say anyone's name.

[Miles]

I don't even know really how to say.

[Amanda]

Okay, okay, what is it? Bons.

[Miles]

Well, okay. Bons would be like that if you're going to put it. Full sauce.

[Shane]

Yeah, full sauce.

[Miles]

Full sauce. Full red sauce, marinara.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Miles]

Or it's Bonsignor.

[Amanda]

Bon, senor.

[Shane]

Bonsignor is more of the chicken parmesan version.

[Miles]

Exactly correct.

[Shane]

The Olive Garden version.

[Miles]

The chicken cutlet Rochester, New York style.

[Shane]

Bon, senor.

[Amanda]

You guys know Miles Shane and I were on his podcast and then I was recently on it. Perfect person. One of my favorite podcasts ever. What you do with a soundboard is absolutely genius. So we decided to have our own soundboard.

[Miles]

Oh, it's interesting. It's back there. Okay.

[Shane]

And so it's Selena.

[Amanda]

Oh, it's Selena.

[Miles]

And so that's the.

[Amanda]

And so I've been hitting this one for a second. Wow.

[Shane]

Oh, nice.

[Amanda]

Whoa. That's a dump fart, bruh.

[Miles]

Okay, that's just a.

[Shane]

Hold on. Earlier today, when we were. Before we were coming to do this episode, you were saying to the entire crew, you were like, guys, we got a soundboard for this episode.

[Amanda]

And I was like, meanwhile. Yeah.

[Shane]

You knew it was you.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay, that's good.

[Miles]

Uh.

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Miles]

And by the way is you had to look at the monitor and then see which one I was.

[Amanda]

He was actually touching, bruh.

[Miles]

It was a big delay soundboard with a huge delay, by the way.

[Shane]

Funny.

[Miles]

It was like checking your notes, bruh.

[Shane]

Which one are you pointing? Okay, sorry.

[Amanda]

His fingers are so monstrous. We're sorry about that.

[Shane]

Meaty fingers. Okay. Whoa.

[Amanda]

That fart was wet. I love this soundboard.

[Shane]

I. I am actually laughing at the idea of a soundboard that has a randomized delay. So you press it and you're like, it's anywhere from one second to 30 minutes anytime. And so then you continue the podcast, and randomly in the middle, just like, you're like, oh, I forgot. I pressed that forever ago.

[Amanda]

So many wet farts. You guys, come on, let's get a clean one.

[Shane]

Okay, that was pretty good. It was pretty good.

[Miles]

Let's get a clean one. Like, let's just all go around and do it.

[Shane]

I would kill for a really good fart machine. Do you. Have you ever seen the guy on TikTok who walks around, like, Central Park?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Yes. And he farts.

[Amanda]

Huge, tall guy, and he lifts his whole leg up.

[Shane]

He'll, like, do a whole jump.

[Miles]

Believable.

[Shane]

But he has some wet ones. He's always real farts, though. I don't know what. No. He has hands in his pocket every

[Amanda]

time, but he goes way too hard sometimes. There's a group of girls, and they're having a day out.

[Shane]

I know.

[Miles]

They're ruining their day.

[Amanda]

He ruins their day.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That's pretty brutal.

[Amanda]

It's crazy.

[Miles]

You guys have these fart spray in the grocery store.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

No, but we. We. I was not in. I was not in this video, but around, like, six years ago, they did a games video where they got the fart spray. And Courtney was telling me. She's like, that was the worst smell I've ever smelled in my life. She's like, that was the worst shit ever. Yeah, so I've heard. It's awful.

[Miles]

I was a little boy in the. In the grocery aisle, in sort of the frozen aisle, and I just got a fart spray from some pranks.

[Shane]

How did you get that? I don't know.

[Miles]

It feels like it should be a

[Shane]

guy in a trench coat. Someone was like, hey, you want some farts spray?

[Miles]

Yeah, it was his own farts.

[Shane]

No, but it was literally, I found

[Miles]

a way to bottle my farts, but I was in the frozen island. Just remember, like, spraying it and then running away and, like, peeking around the corner, and an old woman was just

[Shane]

like, oh, and she died.

[Miles]

She was. She just died.

[Shane]

I saw a video of a guy. You know those. You know those big inflatable, like, dinosaur costumes you can wear?

[Miles]

Yes.

[Shane]

That they've got the internal fan going. I've watched a video where someone walks up to a guy. Oh, he does the first ray, and you see the guy, like, dancing in the T. Rex. And you're just going, oh, I've seen

[Miles]

a montage of those. They're incredible.

[Amanda]

A montage.

[Miles]

People in inflatable suits getting fart spray sprayed in there. Going, like, trying to get out of this.

[Shane]

They're trying to get out of the thing. So good. It must be horrible.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Does it not? Because farts smell bad, but they're not like, life ending. But this fart spray must be so bad.

[Miles]

It's pretty concentrated.

[Amanda]

God, this.

[Shane]

Oh, God.

[Amanda]

Feels like, like those jackass times when they put, like, a freaking porter potty.

[Shane]

Yeah. And they spun him all around.

[Miles]

It's just.

[Amanda]

It's. Why did he say yes to that?

[Shane]

Well, he made a lot of money.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Would you ever do, like, a prank

[Miles]

show like that where I get pranked?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

For how much money?

[Miles]

I say, by the way, I was about to react and be like, no,

[Shane]

I would never do that.

[Miles]

But for try guys, I was like, in my underwear in the Cheesecake Factory with body paint. Clothes on.

[Shane]

Oh, geez.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Miles]

I went, yeah. Because they told me to.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Miles. Miles is like, try guys as well.

[Miles]

But I was like, but I. Yeah, it was just. They were like, well, we didn't think any of the other cast members are going to do it. Like, do you want to do it? I was like, yeah. Hell, yeah.

[Amanda]

What does that say about Miles?

[Miles]

That I'm brave. And I think bravery is a choice that everyone should be involved with. Really good. But no.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

We. We were in our. And then we, like, went. And then the problem was after we sat, when I stood up, like, my sweat line had wiped away a layer of the clothing. And so then the security guard did

[Shane]

tell us to leave, and the security was like, now you're naked.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Oh, he knew that it was body paint.

[Miles]

That's right. And I went home.

[Amanda]

Wait, body paint?

[Miles]

It was body paint. They, like, body painted everything. Everything except for my underwear. Not my penis. You know, my penis is out.

[Amanda]

Genuinely thought you painted.

[Shane]

You think, man, your. Your tie is a little long.

[Miles]

Casually saying that I like, am a.

[Amanda]

They painted a blue sky, and it's just like a bird.

[Shane]

But so here's how I became A felon. I try committing crimes, expose myself at the Cheesecake Factory.

[Miles]

Kind of crazy. But what else is on the docket for today?

[Shane]

We try to get on every list we can.

[Amanda]

I thought you committed that hard.

[Miles]

Oh, my. I don't think that they could paint that away.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I'm not asking them to paint it away. I would be part of the landscape.

[Shane]

Like Peeta from Hunger Games. Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

Peeta. What a perfect pain. Penis.

[Shane]

Exactly. Peeta, your penis.

[Miles]

Peeta, your penis is out. It's bark. That's actually bark.

[Shane]

That's the unrated version.

[Miles]

Seeing penis. Penis.

[Shane]

Your wood. No, it's bark.

[Miles]

Bark.

[Amanda]

It's bark. Not here right now.

[Shane]

I. When I saw that movie in theaters, I did laugh out loud at that part. Like, to be clear, I laughed out loud. Sorry. I want to ask, what is the most insane thing you have done in a YouTube video?

[Miles]

Oh, God.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Because that makes me think about that.

[Miles]

Most of them are from the Target series Candid competition, where we, like, basically pit brands against each other. But that's not even what the real videos are. To be short, we were nude in a Cheesecake Factory. That's one. I had to dress up in goth makeup and push around a fake baby stroller that had Zach in a baby's bonnet inside of it.

[Amanda]

How big was this stroller?

[Miles]

It was covert stroller that they built to hide Zach inside of. And basically the premise was I have to feed him, like, Olive Garden in a thing so they didn't know that he was eating the food. None of it made any.

[Amanda]

Why were you goth?

[Miles]

That's a good question. And that's a question that I don't have the answer to.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Yeah, we did that the try, guys.

[Amanda]

That's incredible.

[Miles]

Just me as goth is part of the brand at this point.

[Amanda]

That's. That's crazy.

[Shane]

You guys do a lot. You guys did a lot of public stuff.

[Miles]

That show was a lot of public stuff. Like, that was also, like, I had to break up with Zach in goth makeup. And we did Best restaurant to break up in. But it's. I'm in goth makeup. And then Zach is supposed to be like, my love.

[Shane]

This is a separate occasion where you're in goth makeup. Yes.

[Amanda]

What is actually occurring?

[Shane]

They keep. So I like. Like Zach and Keith, like, okay, so maybe you're in. Maybe you're in, like, goth makeup. Oh.

[Miles]

Literally, this all began because the premise was like, I had to have a GoPro choker on. They were like, okay, so.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Miles]

I was shooting all the videos at one point at Try, guys. Right. And for those who don't know that. Hey, comments.

[Amanda]

Hey, comments.

[Miles]

But the idea was, how do we get a GoPro on a miles? We need to get a GoPro on him because we're covertly filming in these places where we're, like, you know, doing various shenanigans. So the idea was, what if I have a GoPro necklace or choker? So then we're like, well, if it's big and bulky on Miles neck, then we could stud the collar. But if he's wearing a studded collar, it's not gonna blend in. Unless he's goth. So then I get it now. I'm totally goth. So you actually don't notice that I'm wearing a weird necklace. Cause I'm goth.

[Amanda]

So that a good camera angle?

[Miles]

Perfect.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Miles]

Flawless camera. Definitely see, like, my chin. And then, so when we were filming, I'd walk around and be like, if

[Shane]

you're into tech, you'll love this.

[Miles]

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[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

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[Amanda]

Hey, everyone, check out this guy and his bird. What is this, your first date?

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Amanda]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

Anyways, get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

[Shane]

Liberty. Liberty.

[Amanda]

Liberty.

[Shane]

Liberty. That goth has extremely good posture.

[Miles]

Way too good.

[Shane]

Oh, what's the craziest thing that you've

[Miles]

ever done for a YouTube video?

[Shane]

So something that was pretty crazy on Mythical Kitchen forever ago, Josh made me eat an entire tarantula.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Shane]

It was dead. But it was a full tarantula. Oh, my. And he and I both had to pop an entire one in our mouths.

[Amanda]

Nope.

[Shane]

That was nuts. I didn't know what we were doing when I did the video. And that happened. And that was crazy. Nope. However, though, I think back on, like, smosh. And, like, we were doing some weird shit in those early years, like, 2015, 2016. Because that's back in the era where we would do stuff in public. And at one point, they dressed me up fully as Nicolas Cage. Like, prosthetic makeup, where, like, I had a fake hairline, like, all this shit. And they had me run around Comic Con and just, like, interview people and everybody hated me. Nobody wanted to talk to me.

[Amanda]

Also Nic Cage. I don't see that, you know.

[Shane]

Yeah, well, I got into character.

[Miles]

Do you have Caged face?

[Shane]

Can you give us a nice cage? I don't know. I wasn't as much of a cage face as, like, I would. I haven't worked on the impression in, like, fucking years.

[Amanda]

Yeah, okay, Just show it to us.

[Shane]

But it would be like, okay, so we're here.

[Miles]

It's pretty good.

[Shane]

Yeah. And I would get into it and I would just run around. Selena.

[Amanda]

Oh, wow.

[Shane]

Thanks.

[Miles]

You know, it's a good sound for when you have to go, hey, and excuse me, Selena.

[Amanda]

Selina. All right. That's a really good Nick Cage.

[Miles]

Thank you.

[Shane]

I did a lot stuff like that. I really hated going out in public and messing with people. And I did. We didn't do it a lot.

[Amanda]

I was going to say that doesn't.

[Shane]

But I hate it. Like, I did that. We also had a sketch early on that I pitched where I play a ghost, and I was basically fully naked, but. And they painted me fully white.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

I was just painted fully white.

[Miles]

Were you in your underwear?

[Shane]

I was in underwear and painted fully white. I was actually naked so often in early videos, when I go into Try

[Miles]

Guys now, I just. I just know I have to wear good underwear.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wow, guys.

[Miles]

Because I know that.

[Shane]

No, here's the thing. Try Guys. I have not done much there, but when I go there, I'm like, oh, right. This place is crazy, because we did Trial by Trolley. And I was like, okay, we're gonna go. Let me. Let me watch one of these previous episodes. And I'm watching Grant. I'm watching Grant suck on Keith's toes. And I was like, oh, my God.

[Amanda]

I thought that, too. I was like, hey, when we first sat in there, I was like, so, Zach, I'm not sure about Shane and I going to that level of, like, sucking toes. He's like, oh, no, no, no. I'm not gonna have you.

[Shane]

No, no. He still put us in some crazy positions. I was like, okay. He was like, oh, look, I'm not gonna tell you what happens, but I'm gonna tell you one of the things. They're like, we're gonna have you guys blind. Rank your 10 favorite YouTubers. And I was like, I know where this is, and they're all canceled and it's bad. And it. It's. I. I was like, you guys are putting us in a very.

[Amanda]

Ned. Ned was on there for sure.

[Miles]

Oh, for sure.

[Amanda]

Yeah, he's gotta be.

[Miles]

He's one of the best.

[Shane]

Yeah. I wish I was shocked. I was shocked.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Shane]

But no, I was like, oh, right. You guys are crazy over here. Yeah, you are.

[Miles]

A lot of shenanigans. They put me in a dunk tank for one of the. For the.

[Shane]

I want to get a dunk tank. Oh, I know. I've done a dunk take for smosh.

[Amanda]

And what is it like?

[Miles]

Well, I was terrified because I felt like the dunk tank was not built

[Amanda]

for somebody I was going to say.

[Miles]

So I was like, if I do this wrong, my legs are gonna snap on the bottom of the.

[Amanda]

Of course.

[Miles]

Because I'm like falling, but then the water's not that deep.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So it's like I was worried I was going to get.

[Amanda]

You have those worries that when you dive, you're going to dive and like, you know, just hit your head and break it all.

[Miles]

Well, I'm not diving in like four foot water.

[Amanda]

Oh. You know, life on the edge.

[Shane]

Sorry, what did you. What are you saying?

[Miles]

She's worried I'm going to break my spine.

[Amanda]

Dive as tall people. When you dive, I think about it all the time.

[Miles]

Do you dive a lot?

[Amanda]

Yes. Any chance I can get.

[Shane]

Anybody can. Hot tub.

[Amanda]

I'm diving.

[Shane]

No way.

[Miles]

Pool.

[Amanda]

I'm diving.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Miles]

Whistleblown Hotel tub.

[Amanda]

I'm diving. Bathtub. You know, I'm diving.

[Miles]

Toilet.

[Shane]

I'm diving.

[Miles]

You gotta dive into the toilet.

[Amanda]

Yeah. After you're done.

[Miles]

Has anyone talked about how big these mugs are?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So these are new and how I like to do it.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Is I like to go like this. Grip the whole thing.

[Miles]

Whoa.

[Shane]

Best part of waking up.

[Amanda]

It's Folgers in you.

[Miles]

Have you guys seen that one where there's the brother cup?

[Shane]

This is so what I learned a bunch of lore about this. We talked about this a few weeks ago. Yeah.

[Miles]

Oh, really?

[Shane]

We were talking about the Folgers commercial is so fun. There's a Folgers commercial from the 90s.

[Amanda]

Oh, I know.

[Shane]

Actually, it's from like the 2000s.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Shane]

And it's a brother and sister and they're. They're weirdly horny for each other. Did you know that on the Internet there is thousands upon thousands of fanfics about it? Oh, and there is a. There are series. It. It has. There's an expanded universe.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

And it is crazy. I look, I didn't read them, but I looked at all the tags for it and I was like, oh, my God, they hit Every sexual category. Like, wow. They have them doing everything.

[Miles]

What interesting fodder for a fan.

[Shane]

I was like, imagine being that actor. You'd work one day.

[Amanda]

One day you film for like, 200.

[Shane]

You film for probably three hours on that day. You're just like, all right, yeah, sweet. Like, I'm gonna get some residuals from this. 20 years later, you're like, yep, I'm the. I'm part of that.

[Amanda]

I'm the horny brother.

[Shane]

Very famous.

[Miles]

Sorry. It's me, horny sister.

[Amanda]

Hey, I'm horny sister. I'm here for the Folgers.

[Shane]

How did that. How did the, like, the people at Folgers watched that commercial were like, this

[Miles]

is perfect, because they were super horny, man.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I've been saying this for years.

[Amanda]

Folgers people are horny as hell.

[Shane]

They are so horny brand.

[Miles]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And you're a coffee guy.

[Miles]

I'm a coffee guy.

[Amanda]

I like coffee. You sell coffee?

[Miles]

I sell coffee.

[Shane]

You sell coffee.

[Miles]

Perfect person coffee.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's a little coffee thing.

[Miles]

It's these guys that I worked at a coffee shop with in New York, and then they just continued roasting, and then they do the fulfillment and stuff for the coffee.

[Shane]

How many types of roasts do you have?

[Miles]

That's a really good question. We actually have two types of coffee.

[Amanda]

Let me guess. Dark and light.

[Shane]

Well, no, we are Darkness and Light, Darkness and Lightness, Kingdom, Yang, Ying, and Y.

[Miles]

But no, it's. There are two light rose single origin coffees. So you don't really want to dark roast those, because if you dark roast them, then you're kind of roasting somebody.

[Shane]

Yeah. Ooh, tingles. Somebody knows tingle. Two tingles.

[Miles]

Two tingles. And they do two tingles.

[Amanda]

You messed up. And I was going to let it go.

[Shane]

Got that guy from Majora's Mask. Is there.

[Miles]

Okay, tingle guys. Majora Mask are eating in this episode. That was.

[Amanda]

Thanks.

[Shane]

That's fantastic. I fucking love coffee.

[Amanda]

I fucking.

[Shane]

I single origin brew style. What do we. Yeah, I do. I have my Chemex pour over.

[Amanda]

I have my chem.

[Shane]

I've done that for a long time.

[Miles]

I'm doing that puppy as well.

[Amanda]

Do you.

[Shane]

So you can talk about. They're like, oh, not the. Not the Chemex. You got to do a V60 or whatever. How different are.

[Miles]

It's a good question. Now, I'm glad you brought me here to discuss this. Chemex is going to be good if you want to brew coffee for two people.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Oh, what if it's just for Me, but I drink a lot of coffee

[Miles]

and you want to bring one Chemex to the party.

[Shane]

But I have.

[Miles]

I. Sometimes I'll go V60 in the afternoon. Basically these are two different conical brew method. Look at him and the V60. Sort of a vase type. Shit.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Miles]

And you know we said vase. Well, how would you say hot vase?

[Shane]

Vase. Yeah, vase.

[Miles]

Oh by the way, nothing makes my bones shiver like someone saying vase.

[Shane]

Woof. Vase.

[Miles]

Hey, can you get the vase?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That's bummer alert.

[Shane]

Isn't that. Isn't that the rock?

[Miles]

Isn't the.

[Shane]

The sound? I thought it was.

[Miles]

Is the fa.

[Shane]

I thought it was.

[Amanda]

Damn.

[Shane]

Is it not like might be the rock. I didn't know that killed me.

[Miles]

Do you think. What do you think the rock has for coffee in the morning?

[Amanda]

Oh, he just takes a bullet. He puts coffee in a gun and he just goes.

[Miles]

Puts a gun in his mouth and blows the coffee into his face.

[Shane]

I should point out at this stage for those listening and watching that it is 5pm we have been filming videos all. We had a 7:30am Call time today. We've been going all day so we are a little loose.

[Amanda]

Okay, so you have a chemex and a V60, right?

[Shane]

Is that the name? That's your two brew method? Well, yeah.

[Miles]

Now I'm also cooking up. I mean I kind of rock with it. I have an espresso machine.

[Shane]

But whoa.

[Miles]

It is sort of a chore to use.

[Shane]

And so you.

[Miles]

And you kind of got to warm it up and you got to get in there and get your hands.

[Amanda]

One shot.

[Miles]

It's just one shot. So usually I'll do that for a special occasion if I have like people over or something.

[Amanda]

Oh, cute.

[Miles]

I'll bust that puppy up.

[Shane]

Cool.

[Amanda]

That's really.

[Shane]

That's badass.

[Amanda]

Oh it doesn't live on the.

[Shane]

You ever use a mocha pot?

[Miles]

I.

[Shane]

You know what?

[Miles]

Moka pots are cool and I don't use them. But I want one. Do you have one?

[Shane]

I do have a tiny little one. I never use it. I. Because the way to. The people have told me like here's how you should use a mocha pot. It's actually kind of like complicated.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Shane]

So a moka pot, it's those little like they look like a little tea kettle. And you put them on the stove. They're always stainless steel.

[Amanda]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

And you fill the bottom with water.

[Amanda]

And then isn't it kind of Turkish coffee vibes?

[Miles]

It's an upside down espresso machine. But instead of Using a boiler. It uses the power of steam.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I am turned on. You know what I'm saying?

[Miles]

You're gonna go, I am turned off. Read that slowly. So picture this. Okay, Amanda, picture boiling water. And it goes bloop. And then it goes through the coffee, and then it poops out espresso.

[Amanda]

So the ick has hit the landing.

[Shane]

It went. Whoa. Oh, you gotta keep doing em. You gotta keep doing em, Selena.

[Amanda]

Oh, you have to go all the way over there and get that.

[Miles]

Honestly, I really would love to. Hang on, guys.

[Amanda]

Can you hand while you're doing it?

[Miles]

Well, there's a lot of crazy stuff back here, Selena.

[Amanda]

Oh, fart knows.

[Shane]

Fart nose.

[Miles]

Fart knows. But, yeah. Anyway, a mocha pot is cool. You're never using yours.

[Shane]

I don't use my mocha pot. I don't have. I don't really have espresso.

[Miles]

I love your podcast.

[Shane]

I only have espresso when I go to a coffee shop. Do you want to hit one? Okay, fine.

[Miles]

Do you want to hit this? Hey, dude, you want to hit this?

[Amanda]

This?

[Shane]

Yo, dude. Bruh. You want to hit this?

[Miles]

Bruh. Bruh.

[Amanda]

Now it just says fart. No say fart.

[Miles]

No say, but fart nose. Whoa.

[Shane]

What the.

[Miles]

Fart nose.

[Amanda]

He's got a fart nose.

[Miles]

You know what I'm saying? Can you rearrange them and then.

[Shane]

Hold on, hold on, Selena. Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh.

[Amanda]

Brah. Brah. Brah, brah, Brah, brah, brah. I hated that she decided to do this. Are you looking for the eye?

[Shane]

I can't believe.

[Amanda]

Hey, give us. Give it back here.

[Shane]

Okay, we're gonna put the eye on it.

[Amanda]

So it's not fart nose. Because we don't want that.

[Miles]

It's got to be.

[Shane]

Yeah, Fart nose.

[Miles]

Yeah, fart nose.

[Amanda]

Okay, so mocha pop. Pretty cool.

[Miles]

Pretty cool. What? What happens if I do this?

[Amanda]

Oh, let me see. Art noise. Oh, it's a French man laughing.

[Miles]

That's actually deeply offensive.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's so up. Oh, my God. Okay.

[Amanda]

Coffee. You're really into coffee. Also, you were just on Will youl Be Mine?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

On the fully improvised dating show on the main channel of Smosh. And it was such an honor and privilege to do it with you.

[Miles]

It was so fun.

[Amanda]

We were drivers in a reality dating show, and it was very unplanned, but Miles and I, we found love.

[Miles]

We did.

[Amanda]

As drivers. I was a honey wagon driver where I suck out poop from porter potties. And that's an Honestly, that job is incredible.

[Shane]

But I would say dead serious.

[Miles]

But I would say more notoriously, you just had really greasy hair.

[Amanda]

I had. Hey, it was leave in conditioner, unwashed. So I put that wig on, and I went, wow, this wig is amazing. But what does this look like? And I put my ears back, and they naturally did this, and I was like, there she is. There she is.

[Miles]

You found her in the ears?

[Amanda]

I found her in the ears because she's so earnest that her little ears are coarse like this. Yeah, she's hearing everything.

[Miles]

They're tilted forward so you can hear better.

[Amanda]

They're tilted forward. And you.

[Miles]

Yeah. I played junior officer Damian Bradley, Susanna, driving an armored car from one bank to another on Long Island.

[Amanda]

Yeah. My favorite line of that whole thing is, we went, mom, come home.

[Miles]

That was so fun, by the way. I could have done that forever.

[Shane]

We did it.

[Miles]

It was such a joy.

[Amanda]

Me too. It was so fun. If you haven't seen Will you be Mine? You need to watch it.

[Miles]

Yeah. People. Dad, Everyone is so funny. And I. By the way, hey, plug for Smosh membership. I did it so I could see the outtakes.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. He got Smash membership. We didn't give it to him so

[Shane]

he could see the out of Smosh members. I did.

[Amanda]

He asked us, and we said, no.

[Shane]

No, Absolutely not.

[Miles]

Absolutely not. Well, I. Because I was like, we. I had so much fun. And I was like, I want to watch the times when like. Like, Chance falls and we all cannot keep it together. Like, that was so fun.

[Amanda]

The outtakes, like, because I have not seen them.

[Miles]

They're unbelievable.

[Shane]

They're.

[Miles]

It's great. It's like Chance falling, and it's everybody.

[Amanda]

I remember breaking so much.

[Miles]

Yeah. It was a joy.

[Amanda]

Sam onset was like, Okay, I love all the breaking, but, like, we're. We're actually not getting the take at all.

[Miles]

You gotta move on, please.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Anyways. Incredible.

[Shane]

I feel like I. I'm burning calories.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Shane]

During recording this, by the way, do

[Miles]

you want to see what's in my pocket?

[Amanda]

Oh, right.

[Shane]

We were talking beforehand of what's in your pocket. Well, so wait, can we guess what's in your pocket?

[Miles]

You're gonna be disappointed. Now, I just want to preface now. Gonna be disappointed, but I do have a bunch of stuff in my pocket.

[Shane]

You have a bunch of. Can you name how many items you have in your pocket?

[Miles]

Let me think here.

[Shane]

How many.

[Amanda]

Crazy that you have so many items in your pocket?

[Miles]

Well, it's actually not that many.

[Shane]

I only have four. Oh, Four.

[Miles]

Do you have any interesting things in your pocket?

[Shane]

I don't think I have. I have my phone, but then I have. I have one thing that I carry on me at all times, in fact.

[Miles]

A gun.

[Amanda]

It's his father's stopwatch.

[Shane]

A gun. I have a gun. A gun and my father's stopwatch. And it's stopwatch. And it stopped when he died in the war. Yeah.

[Amanda]

6:16am that's beautiful.

[Miles]

Wow. Early.

[Shane]

No, I can tell you, honestly. You don't have to guess. I carry Aquaphor in. This is not a brand deal, by the way. I for years now have carried Aquaphor in all of my. My. My left pocket of every pair of pants. Because I always want to have it on me.

[Amanda]

It wants to be lubed.

[Shane]

My lips. My lips can get chapped.

[Miles]

You keep that shit on you.

[Shane]

And so I keep that shit on me.

[Miles]

Do you put it anywhere else?

[Shane]

I. What I honestly try to do. Why are you nodding? Like.

[Miles]

Like his penis?

[Shane]

Like my dry penis, dude. Yeah. Cena hit us with a bruh.

[Miles]

Here's with a fair horn, bruh.

[Shane]

We get. We get copyrighted by the circus.

[Miles]

You cannot make that sound. Actually.

[Shane]

What is the circus name? What's Six Flags? Barnum and Bailey's.

[Miles]

Yeah. Dude. Greatest show.

[Shane]

They fight us. They're like, we've got you.

[Amanda]

Please.

[Shane]

Okay. But so I keep Aquaphor in my front left pocket in every single pair of pants.

[Miles]

Just really.

[Shane]

Which is kind of what happens is I keep buying it because I'm like, oh, I can't find it. And I. I buy more and I put in my front left pocket. And then eventually I'm like, oh, I just realized I have one in all of my pairs of pants. They're just already there. Oh. So my pants are all folded, and then I pull them out. I'm like, there's already some chapstick in my pocket.

[Miles]

Is it a tube or is it a tub?

[Amanda]

A tub would be crazy.

[Shane]

No, it's.

[Amanda]

A tub would be psych.

[Shane]

There's like, a mini tub. Like a mini. I have, like, this one.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

Or there's some that are like a chapstick.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Of Aquaphor. And some of them have SPF on them.

[Amanda]

Whoa. In case you're on the slopes.

[Shane]

So in case I'm on the slow.

[Miles]

Skiing it out, dude. Yeah.

[Shane]

Because the sun doesn't work unless it's cold.

[Miles]

That's right. Yeah. It bounces off the sun. Yeah.

[Shane]

So that's my pockets now, Miles, you've got four things in Your pockets. Now, I'm gonna say phone and wallet.

[Miles]

Yeah. Okay. That's correct.

[Amanda]

I'm gonna say some type of kids toy.

[Miles]

No, that'd be cool, though.

[Amanda]

That would be cool.

[Shane]

Okay, well. Okay.

[Miles]

Keys, actually. That's good. Actually, you know what? Five. I do have five.

[Shane]

Okay, five keys.

[Amanda]

Nicotine.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Whoa. No, I wish.

[Shane]

I wish I was that cool.

[Miles]

I wish I could, by the way, Cole Sprouse it on this show.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

About a cigarette.

[Amanda]

Sick.

[Miles]

That would be cool.

[Amanda]

A tiny notebook.

[Miles]

No. That is fun, though.

[Shane]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Amanda]

Get it.

[Miles]

Are you notebooking in a regular notebook?

[Shane]

Not.

[Amanda]

Wait, what? First of all, what's happening in your hand? Second of all, what kind. What do you mean? Journaling?

[Miles]

Yeah. Like you do. You write on paper every single day.

[Shane]

I try to.

[Miles]

Really?

[Shane]

I try to write on paper. I'm not regular about it, but I'm

[Miles]

doing your morning pages.

[Amanda]

Yes. Kind of. They're like a short version of morning. I can. I don't have time to do three.

[Miles]

No.

[Amanda]

I have one kid, you have two. Like, what are we doing here?

[Miles]

Time.

[Amanda]

I. I do like much.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And it's talking about my nightmares.

[Miles]

You.

[Shane]

So it's like a dream journal.

[Amanda]

It's like a dream journal. And then I'm also.

[Shane]

Nightmare dream.

[Amanda]

I hope today.

[Shane]

Nightmare log.

[Miles]

Nightmare.

[Shane]

Nightmare. Nightmare.

[Miles]

Nightmare log.

[Amanda]

The witch number two visited me again last week.

[Shane]

We eventually look at it, and it's just.

[Amanda]

No, it's a flip page of a drawing of a witch, like, walking towards me.

[Shane]

It's just some scary ass haunted. That's horrible.

[Miles]

Do you have nightmares every night?

[Amanda]

Not every night, but a lot of nights.

[Shane]

Most nights you have some terrifying dreams.

[Miles]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

I'm lucky that I. I just don't really. Dre. I do.

[Amanda]

I. I was telling. I was telling Shane that I had one where my sister was possessed. But she wasn't my sister. She was my sister, but she was Megan Fox. She looked very hot. And she was down in the basement and she was possessed.

[Miles]

Oh, Megan Fox in my basement. Be like, oh,

[Shane]

Selena, hit us with

[Amanda]

a bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh. I'm on art noise, bruh, bruh.

[Miles]

For Megan Fox in the basement.

[Amanda]

Megan Fox in my basement. Am I right?

[Shane]

Selena's like, I'm in hell.

[Miles]

I'm in hell.

[Shane]

Okay. All right. So you have two other things in your pocket.

[Amanda]

Not nicotine and not a mini Nicole.

[Miles]

No.

[Shane]

Is it like a little tiny, like, just, like, figurine? Like a figurine? Like a little. I don't know, like A little tiny collector.

[Amanda]

Collector of the man you want to be.

[Miles]

Oh, that would be nice. It's like a D and D of me in a suit. No, it's not.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

This army knife.

[Miles]

No, that would be cool.

[Shane]

That'd be sick.

[Miles]

Should I brought a knife to this?

[Shane]

Yeah. I mean, hey, yeah, I do have a Leatherman.

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[Amanda]

Hey, everyone, check out this guy and his bird. What is this your first date?

[Shane]

Oh, no.

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[Amanda]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Miles]

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[Amanda]

Cool. Cool. Jesus, guys, please don't talk about it.

[Miles]

Reaction.

[Shane]

I. I don't. I don't think I fully know what that is. Oh, you know, it's a tool. Oh, is this the tool? Is it. Is it what Brenley Mulligan pulled out when he was on your show? Yes, I remember that.

[Miles]

And then Leatherman saw that clip and sent me another one because they were like, hey, man, we saw you have a Leatherman. You want another Leatherman? And I was like, sure.

[Shane]

Like, yo, we saw you have our Leatherman. We're gonna hunt you for sport. Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Shane]

So the hunt is on us. Don't ever mention us.

[Amanda]

We're going to say.

[Shane]

Such a funny response from a brand. If aquafor commented underneath this video, be

[Amanda]

like, don't ever get those out of your pants.

[Shane]

Keep that. Take us off your mouth and keep us out of your mouth. Okay. An extra sock.

[Amanda]

What? For what?

[Shane]

Shane, you run one. Rub one out. No, if you rub.

[Amanda]

Oh, God.

[Shane]

Where am I going to put your socks? Where am I going to rub one out extra. That's not what I was going to say. People are going to think we're high. It's.

[Amanda]

It is what?

[Shane]

Art noise.

[Amanda]

God. Thanks, Selena.

[Shane]

Selena.

[Amanda]

Thank. Thanks, Selena. Yeah, please change it.

[Shane]

How is this episode kookier than our ants episode?

[Miles]

You did an episode about ants?

[Shane]

We did an episode where we played our ants for 80 minutes.

[Amanda]

Miles actually. Love It.

[Miles]

Oh, I saw that this came out, but I was more excited for you guys in antennas dressed as ants.

[Shane]

Oh, that's the next one.

[Amanda]

Really fun.

[Miles]

It's a great.

[Shane]

We're just talking about the. The hive. The hive, yeah.

[Amanda]

And the journey life back on the

[Shane]

farm to be here. The ant farm is not doing well.

[Amanda]

What's in your pants? Wait. First of all, let's do.

[Shane]

Damn, I don't have my sock.

[Miles]

You can't do boar.

[Shane]

You can't do boar.

[Miles]

Oh, I. I was hoping for something like, sweet,

[Shane]

but all that's a boar being murdered. Well. Or running really fast.

[Miles]

You guys ever seen a boar in the wild?

[Shane]

Actually, yes.

[Miles]

Really?

[Shane]

I grew up in Arizona. We saw how there was a javelina in our way.

[Miles]

You did?

[Shane]

We're just like, whoa, there's a javelina running over there.

[Miles]

Was it like, don't go near that thing.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah, that was running away. It was scared. But it's like you do. Not with those.

[Miles]

Yeah, you don't. With bores.

[Shane]

Wild boes will kill you.

[Amanda]

Yes, of course they will.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, they'll you up.

[Shane]

Yeah. Your Massachusetts wild boes.

[Amanda]

Yeah. It's crazy. We have so many wild boes in Massachusetts.

[Shane]

Really?

[Amanda]

No, I don't think so.

[Shane]

No, not at all.

[Miles]

I got excited.

[Amanda]

What we have is mountain lions.

[Miles]

Really? Oh, yeah. That's scary.

[Shane]

They're all over the.

[Amanda]

I'll never forget when a mountain lion was like very close in like the suburbs and there was a helicopter around my. My hometown. I'm realizing this story. Who cares about it?

[Miles]

No, they were hunting it with a helicopter.

[Shane]

I saw.

[Amanda]

Get that mountain.

[Miles]

Get that thing. We're gonna be able to see it from the sky. Terrible.

[Shane]

I was just like, I'm wicked tired.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I'm a mountain lion.

[Amanda]

What they don't.

[Shane]

I saw mountain lion in Arizona right behind my house.

[Miles]

Mountain lion.

[Shane]

Yeah. I was walking. I was walking my dogs and I look out and I just see one sitting down in the middle of the open, just staring at me.

[Amanda]

And.

[Shane]

And lucky my dogs didn't even see it. And I was like, I'm going to turn back now.

[Miles]

That's quite.

[Shane]

Back home. It was huge.

[Miles]

That's fucked up.

[Shane]

Terrifying.

[Amanda]

You have aquaphor in your pocket then.

[Shane]

No.

[Miles]

You could have sprayed in his eye.

[Shane]

I was. I wasn't going to fix. Yeah, I could have thrown it at it. You know, stuff I learned recently. And look, if someone listening. If this is wrong, I'm sorry. But I learned that there was an American cheetah until around like 15,000 years ago.

[Miles]

So fucking long ago.

[Shane]

Okay, okay, I am interested. Not that long ago, like, there were cheetahs in America until, like, roughly 10 to 15,000 years ago. And that's why the. The pronghorn sheep is the second fastest animal in the world. Oh, because they're outrunning and they're all over in. Yeah, that's why, like, they're so fast. They outrun everything. There's no predator that can catch them nowadays. But the reason that they're so fast is because there used to be cheetahs.

[Miles]

What happened to the cheetah?

[Amanda]

They probably went extinct 15,000 years ago.

[Shane]

I think it was roughly, like. It was like, over 10,000 years ago.

[Amanda]

But there are cheetahs now.

[Shane]

But not in America. But there was an American cheetah, so.

[Amanda]

Right. Where in America would they be?

[Shane]

They would have been wherever pronghorned sheep are. So, like, honestly, in New Mexico, Colorado, even parts of maybe California. I don't know.

[Amanda]

Why do you think they went extinct? What's happening?

[Miles]

Well, this is what it is. You have one final guess.

[Shane]

Oh, it looked.

[Amanda]

Well, I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see it.

[Shane]

Is it. Oh, AirPods.

[Miles]

No, this is a huge AirPods.

[Amanda]

No, it's. It's. It's.

[Shane]

Oh. Oh, Is it mints?

[Amanda]

No, it holds your baby teeth.

[Miles]

That looks.

[Shane]

That looks like Zins.

[Miles]

Today's episode is brought to you by Zinn.

[Amanda]

Wait, it's. It's a little raspberry candy things.

[Shane]

No.

[Miles]

That is fun, though.

[Shane]

Is it edible?

[Miles]

No.

[Amanda]

Tiger bomb?

[Shane]

No.

[Miles]

Tiger Bomb?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Is it, like, sunscreen?

[Amanda]

Sore muscles?

[Miles]

No, you fool. I'll give you a hint.

[Amanda]

He doesn't go on the side.

[Miles]

It's something I use on myself.

[Amanda]

Oh, God. If this is a sock joke, I'm out.

[Miles]

It's not. Hey, it's not a sock.

[Shane]

It's not lip balm. It's not any sort. Is it for yourself?

[Amanda]

Something you use on yourself? Okay, don't.

[Shane]

Oh, it's hair. It's a pomade.

[Miles]

That's right.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Let me see.

[Miles]

Pomade. Old spice paste.

[Shane]

You carry paste with you?

[Miles]

No. Here's the deal. Okay? I had this in my car, but then I was like, if I get in there, into the green room, then I'm like, actually, I'm having a hair moment. I need to put this putty in my hair.

[Amanda]

We have stuff.

[Miles]

I didn't know you guys had stuff.

[Shane]

Oh, we got stuff.

[Amanda]

I could have told you that, Miles.

[Miles]

No way. That's crazy.

[Shane]

We got stuff.

[Miles]

You guys have stuff unlocked.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That's crazy, dude.

[Amanda]

Oh, h. Yeah, that's right.

[Miles]

And it's just an H. It's just

[Amanda]

an H. How could you not understand that? We don't have that. We have.

[Shane]

I get roasted for my hair constantly.

[Miles]

You have really good hair. What are you about?

[Shane]

Well, it's not that I get roast, it's just that it's. It's all over the place and I mess with my hair. It's definitely my, like, nervous. Not nervous. I like it, but. Yeah, I just.

[Miles]

I feel like you have consistently amazing hair. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like. And it always. You know what it is, Because I want my hair to look the same shape all the time.

[Shane]

My hair does not look the same.

[Miles]

Oh, See, I feel like when I think of you, I go, good hair in the same.

[Shane]

Oh, really?

[Amanda]

Yeah. I kind of agree. I mean, sometimes you'll. You'll be, like, talking and you'll do this, and then it'll stick up. But it doesn't look that bad.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Doesn't look like total share.

[Amanda]

Call me out.

[Shane]

This looks kind of shitty.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I see that.

[Shane]

All right, well, we got it.

[Amanda]

No, there's four things in your pocket.

[Shane]

You have one more.

[Amanda]

Take them out. And we didn't get it.

[Miles]

I'm in love with this energy, by the way. All right, guys. Well, we got it in your pocket, guys.

[Shane]

Comment down below if we got it. No, that needs to be a. You need to hit us with Soulja Boy.

[Amanda]

Wait, can I tell you something real quick? Yeah. So you guys filmed Bit City and you filmed or you watched the Soldier Boy dance? Yeah, we didn't get clearance to show that, so Emily asked me to recreate them.

[Miles]

You had to recreate the Soldier Boy songs?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Can you give us a couple bars of that?

[Amanda]

No, no, the dance, the dance.

[Miles]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh. I thought you were gonna be like,

[Shane]

dink, dink, dank, yoo, yo, yo. Oh, my God.

[Miles]

That was tearing up the middle school.

[Amanda]

Oh, I loved it. Remember Holiday Inn by Chingy?

[Miles]

Yeah. That was crazy. Oh, that was a crazy moment. I loved that. I remember at a middle school dance, while that song was playing, going outside, and there was a. This girl who was about to slap this boy. Slop. Slap. Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Jesus Christ.

[Miles]

She was literally about to slop this boy.

[Amanda]

I thought.

[Shane]

Best part,

[Amanda]

Rock. Let's see what you're cooking. Okay, go ahead. Why has this turned into long form improv? I don't know.

[Shane]

Okay, so this girl's about to slap this guy.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Just remember everyone cutting on, being like Whoa. And she was like, you better apologize. And he was like, I'm not gonna. And then she just fucking slapped him. And everyone was like. And then she walked in and it was like at the holiday, everyone was

[Shane]

like, like, dude, did she go and immediately start dancing?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Miles]

And he was outside, and I just remember him going, sad. He was upset.

[Amanda]

And he was like, I love her.

[Miles]

Yeah. He was kind of a troubled kid, though.

[Shane]

Oh. Oh, that adds layers to.

[Miles]

Well, he kind of earned it, whatever he did. Probably.

[Shane]

Do you have good memories from middle school dances? Cuz I don't.

[Miles]

I feel like no. They were always so much pressure.

[Shane]

Oh, they were awful.

[Miles]

My God. Like, what if I pop a bee if I'm dancing?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

You know, that was a concern.

[Amanda]

So funny. I didn't think about that at all. Time at middle, I had a blast. I was like in the middle of the grind line, just living it up. I was like front and back, full grinding. Oh, yeah. I would go in the bathroom and wet my hair and slick it back and I'd come out and I was like, who's up?

[Shane]

Who's up?

[Amanda]

No, truly. People would tap me on the shoulder, Go, you want to dance? And I was like, sure, let's bring him too. I would be like. I would be like the longest grind, like, in the world.

[Miles]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

And our dances were always like, in the dead of winter.

[Shane]

So it would be like you had

[Miles]

to grind to keep wars survival and bring him to.

[Shane]

Meanwhile, I'm in Arizona, it's hot as a fuck, nobody's near.

[Amanda]

And all of our lunch ladies were like, running it. We did it at an old veterans club. It was called the Knights of Columbus.

[Shane]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

And it was like a war vets hangout. And they sold like, candy and soda. And it was all of our lunch ladies and we were like, like, yeah.

[Miles]

And the lunch ladies are like, get it?

[Amanda]

They were like, you were good out there, honey.

[Shane]

You were looking good out there.

[Amanda]

And oh my God, I loved my school dances. I was living it up.

[Shane]

That's crazy. I don't have a single good memory.

[Amanda]

No, come on, guys.

[Shane]

Not like I'm saying they were bad. They were just not fun.

[Amanda]

They were awkward about, like, you know,

[Shane]

I was just standing off to the side, just like, okay, what do I.

[Amanda]

So you have to like, go out

[Shane]

there and I tried. I would do that.

[Miles]

I remember dancing like, a little bit. But me and my friends, I remember we were like, we were like, obviously into girls. We were like super into it.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Okay.

[Miles]

Also, we're Like, I remember we had this thing and okay, before you judge it, let me tell you what it is. But it was called the three finger rule. Easy. But it was called three fingers because you, you hit. You were like. Instead of like holding her waist when you were dancing.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

You only like a Martian.

[Miles]

I think it was like so that you're like actually dancing with them, but you're actually like a little bit far

[Amanda]

away from them, so you're not really committing.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, it was.

[Miles]

No, but it was like, it was peak. Like, I'm afraid of this, but I want to do it.

[Amanda]

Oh, okay.

[Miles]

Got it. I'm a little bit distant away from them Martian style. I remember being like, yeah, man. Three fingers. That's the rule.

[Amanda]

Oh, God. And if a teacher heard that, they would be mortified.

[Miles]

They would think I was talking about something else.

[Amanda]

Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. No, that's wild. I was.

[Shane]

No, I was never that close to a girl in middle school really ever. That's so funny. You didn't have like a, you didn't

[Miles]

do a slow dance with a. A bay.

[Shane]

I don't think so.

[Amanda]

Love that.

[Shane]

I don't think so.

[Amanda]

Love that.

[Shane]

Zero bay slow dances.

[Amanda]

Oh my God. Do you remember when you were like dancing in a full on crime, by the way?

[Shane]

Yeah. Yeah. You had a different experience. Did you hear what I.

[Miles]

When you're in the middle and the lunch ladies are getting in on it too and everyone's.

[Shane]

I'm joining in. I'm joining the war.

[Amanda]

Vets were there.

[Miles]

I can't get enough of this.

[Shane]

All the veterans, all the ghosts were there. Some candy.

[Amanda]

And then a slow song came on and you were like, I guess I'm going to dance with you. I'm sorry. So you didn't dance with anybody? Let's go back to you.

[Shane]

No, no, no, no.

[Amanda]

Don't worry about my paradise don't let it mess up your paradise Worry about

[Shane]

your paradise it's getting hot and it's

[Miles]

like you in between sandwiched in between two grind lines.

[Shane]

Okay, so no, meanwhile I'm over by the wall. Just like, I don't. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, no, it's okay. I'm not saying like I'm like, oh, I was, I was excluded. Like a lot of it was self imposed. I was just too nervous and too anxious. Like I just was like.

[Amanda]

And girls did not go up to guys and was like, come here, you're dance. Like I'm.

[Shane]

I was not really doing that ever talk like came. I like, I was Friends with people. Like, it was cool, but nobody came up and was like, I want to dance with you. Like, really? No. I thought that was very awkward in my body. I mean, I obviously still am, but. Very much you are.

[Miles]

You are.

[Shane]

But I'm serious and I think that

[Miles]

you come off as awkward in your body.

[Amanda]

Cuz I don't feel that way. Not at all.

[Shane]

At all. I've definitely. It's. I've had. I've had over 20 years to improve from middle school. What I've had much training since then.

[Amanda]

You've got these like ripped ass muscles, man.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Shane]

You're sh. I literally. Well, I hit at age where I was like, I gotta work out or something.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Miles]

How many push. Actually, this was the question I had.

[Amanda]

Oh yeah, this is a good question. And I'm really glad we're talking about this.

[Miles]

And I'm actually really glad.

[Amanda]

Me too.

[Miles]

Yesterday, by the way, I don't work out like at all. And I wish that was more physically fit.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Your wife told me this.

[Miles]

So she's talking about it.

[Amanda]

She's talking to you.

[Miles]

She's like, God damn, Miles, he cannot work.

[Amanda]

No, but have a peloton and he has not been.

[Miles]

I went on it yesterday.

[Amanda]

Oh, I'll tell her.

[Miles]

Sorry.

[Shane]

Okay, so you worked out.

[Miles]

But the question was. So I was doing push ups, right? And I'm like, like, I can't do any push ups. I did like, sure, I did 10 push ups. Then I tried to do another set of 10 and I got like eight. So I was doing 18. I was like, actually, I feel good about this.

[Shane]

You're doing 18. 18.

[Miles]

So my question was, how many push ups can you do in a row?

[Shane]

I don't know, 600?

[Miles]

Oh my God.

[Shane]

Not probably. I don't know if it. I haven't done a lot of push ups lately. Like, that's not the. In my workout routine.

[Amanda]

Not in his routine.

[Shane]

I can do a. I could probably like, I don't know if I would do a safe estimate of like somewhere between 30 and 40 maybe. But it's tough because when I was, when I was young, when I was like 14, 15, when I first started like working out, I could do a ton, but I was super light. And what's also probably challenging for you is you're very tall. It's a much longer range of motion work.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

So heavy for me. Shorter arms. It's not as. That is tough. Gravy's that boy.

[Miles]

You and your friend.

[Amanda]

You and your friend. It's getting hot here.

[Shane]

Get in here. Push up contest. Let's stack on top of each other and do push ups. But it's also like, as I was working out more and like gate, you gain muscle weight. Yeah. Then you can't do as many push ups because you weigh more and that's more.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Weight. So it's kind of not always, but I think if you can do like 18 push ups in a row, that's great. No, totally.

[Miles]

And I, I'm trying to just build on that. But I was like, it'd be so cool to be like, yeah, I could do a hundred push push ups.

[Shane]

I, I, I bet you actually really cool. I bet you actually it you if you were like doing push ups on the regular and pushing yourself to do as much as you can, it wouldn't take you long. 100's a crazy amount do in a row, but you could, you could definitely get up to a big number.

[Miles]

I feel like there's a SNL story or something where it was like Alec Baldwin asked Pete Davidson what his workout routine was. And he was like, 100 push ups and 100 sit ups. And that was not true. And Al Balman's like, you got it. And then the next time they saw,

[Amanda]

I thought it said bra.

[Miles]

I thought someone was there.

[Amanda]

She killed that squeak.

[Miles]

But then he started do. He was like, yeah, that was became his routine. I was like, that's crazy.

[Shane]

That's hilarious. That's the One punch man routine. 100 p. 100 push ups, 100 sit ups. What? 10, 10 kilometer run or something.

[Miles]

That's how he got to be One punch.

[Shane]

And then he became One Punch. Like they truly, they're like, wait, that's all you're doing? Like, anyways, you should watch, you should, you should watch One Punch Man.

[Amanda]

I didn't have even heard of it.

[Shane]

It's hilarious.

[Amanda]

I heard of it.

[Shane]

You actually, you should watch just one season, the first season of it. You would think it's so funny.

[Amanda]

What is it on?

[Shane]

It's on a lot. It might be on like Netflix or something. Sorry. We're gonna segue to me telling you the premise of One Punch man really quick. It's pretty good because so basically it's this guy, He's a superhero, okay. And his name is One Punch man because he can beat any foe with one punch.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

And he's this guy who lives in Japan. He's a single dude in probably like his 30s. And he's the most depressed guy on the planet because he's so bored because all he does is Just shows up and just goes like this. And enemies just get annihilated.

[Miles]

Powerful.

[Shane]

And he's truly just so bored and having an existential crisis because he's just like, yeah, I guess I'll just like, that's it.

[Amanda]

So fun.

[Miles]

And they'll enter these new villains and be like, like, like building up like how they're so powerful and then he'll just kill them with one punch.

[Shane]

And he's truly like the most jaded like that does. And he just lives. He lives in like a tiny studio apartment in Japan. He just kind of like just doing his thing, not really caring about anything cuz nothing animated. Yeah, it's an anime.

[Miles]

I wish it was real.

[Shane]

It's really, really funny.

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[Amanda]

Hey everyone, check out this guy and his bird. What is this your first date?

[Shane]

Oh no.

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[Amanda]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

Wow. Yeah, that's an anime wow for our audio listeners.

[Miles]

That's right.

[Shane]

Anyways, wow. But no. Yeah. No middle school was. Was an overall bad experience

[Miles]

to surmise.

[Shane]

It's pretty known among our Smosh fandom, but I was genuinely booed out of a dance circle in middle school and that it wasn't, you know, like horror. It's not like, oh, people were talking about it the next day, but in that dance. It sucks.

[Amanda]

People were talking, talking about it?

[Miles]

No way.

[Shane]

No, I was just doing some dances. I don't know. I think I tried to moonwalk or something. I was like not doing great. So I'm not going to try to dance genuinely, you know, I got to do like some Sort of like, oh, it's a silly dance.

[Miles]

Yeah. I remember middle school is just a time for humiliation. Like, I was.

[Shane]

Oh, it's.

[Miles]

I was in a basketball camp, and I. I shot the ball into the wrong.

[Amanda]

I actually did that as well.

[Shane]

You own gold yourself.

[Miles]

Own. I owned myself.

[Shane]

I did that as well.

[Miles]

It was humiliating.

[Shane]

It's really tough.

[Miles]

It was like my camp was playing another camp camp. And then all a bleacher full of kids from the other camp. Laughing.

[Shane]

I truly. I know. Middle school. I was like, I'm gonna. After middle school, I was like, I need to move on to something easier. So I got into the entertainment industry.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I skipped high school. I was like, I can't. No, I can't. So moved on to this.

[Amanda]

Wow. And here we are. And what else is in your pants? Because you didn't show us. Take it out. I'm talking about what's in your pocket.

[Miles]

What else is in your pants? Take it out.

[Amanda]

And Miles, as your as. As our guest, you gotta show us what else is in your pants.

[Miles]

No way. I've got a sock in case I need to crank it or whatever.

[Shane]

Whatever.

[Miles]

Shane said.

[Shane]

No, it said, in case you lose one of your socks is what I meant to say.

[Amanda]

Why? What. In what world are you losing a sock?

[Shane]

I don't know.

[Miles]

There's my wallet, and I got my phone, and then I have AirPods. And that's it.

[Shane]

I said AirPods.

[Miles]

Yeah, you know you did.

[Shane]

You made fun of me.

[Miles]

No, I.

[Amanda]

Wow, he really took that to heart.

[Shane]

You made fun of me. You.

[Amanda]

I said AirPods. You made fun of me.

[Miles]

And I got my earpiece. Hello. That's all. That's it. There was nothing exciting. This is a segment born out of nothing. But you know what? I'll say.

[Shane]

You know what? We've done something with it.

[Miles]

You know what, though? Before we started, we heard that there might be.

[Amanda]

I was just gonna say really good segments. Selena hit us with a really good segment.

[Shane]

Yeah. You said you had conversation starters. She just hits us with bruh.

[Miles]

Bruh.

[Amanda]

Which one do you want? You want a conversation starter? You want a segment?

[Shane]

Oh, let's get a segment.

[Amanda]

Let's get a segment. Because basically, we're testing out segments. You're a guinea pig.

[Miles]

I know. That's what I was told.

[Amanda]

Or guinea boar.

[Miles]

Or guinea boar.

[Amanda]

Squee.

[Miles]

Good.

[Amanda]

This one's called. It was originally called Word of Mouth, but.

[Shane]

Oh, I pitched this one right? Yeah.

[Amanda]

And then Kiana was like, what about Tongue Tied? So vote below which title you want better but what's your favorite word or phrase that you're using or overusing currently.

[Miles]

Okay, word.

[Amanda]

Word of mouth. What is your. Are we using word of mouth?

[Shane]

I like word of mouth. Word of mouth was my pitch.

[Amanda]

Word of mouth. This is Shane's pitch. What's your favorite word right now that you're using?

[Shane]

Yeah. Or a word that you're using a lot lately or like a word that you love?

[Miles]

I was a really inspired.

[Shane]

So, yeah, Amanda really loves this segment.

[Amanda]

So word of mouth. We're going to try it. We're going to see what happen. I'd love you to do a word that you. You're overusing.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Miles]

You know you yet.

[Shane]

I.

[Miles]

You know, I think I say. What do I say? I probably say, like, oh, yeah, beautiful. Like, nice.

[Amanda]

I not once heard you say that.

[Shane]

I just hold a lot.

[Miles]

I like the idea of the guest says it. You just go, I don't think that's true.

[Shane]

We just deny.

[Miles]

Oh, that's actually not true. I feel like, yeah, I go like, oh, yeah, sounds great. Yeah, Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. But then I got worried that people were thinking that I was calling them beautiful.

[Amanda]

And what would be so wrong with that?

[Miles]

Well, if it's somebody I don't know

[Shane]

that well, really casually, just be like, oh, nice, nice. You're really hot.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, sorry.

[Shane]

You're beautiful.

[Miles]

Actually, it's like, oh, weirdo. Like, what's your problem?

[Amanda]

Wait, guys, here we go. People don't say that enough, man. Here we go, guys. No, people don't say you're beautiful enough. Why. Why is the world afraid to go, no women. No, seriously, I'm dead serious. And I know your wife would agree with me.

[Shane]

Amanda turns into a manosphere podcaster. You should be able to just take it as a compliment. As a compliment.

[Amanda]

If you're. If you. If you're. If you're saying you're beautiful, take it and it's awesome.

[Miles]

Every time I'm at the cold stone, creamy, I go. Creamy, I go, you're beautiful. Now can I have a cold stone now?

[Shane]

I would like a cold stone cream.

[Amanda]

You're beautiful.

[Miles]

When was the last time you got it? Stone cold. Holy. So much dead air.

[Shane]

Unbelievable. Sorry, I kind of. I kind of.

[Amanda]

Because I feel like I said stone cold.

[Miles]

Either.

[Shane]

Either someone else asked or. What did you ask someone else? This on one of your podcasts, baby.

[Amanda]

What? It's stone cold. It's called stone.

[Miles]

No, I know.

[Amanda]

Why did you say it?

[Shane]

Oh, sorry. We're on a podcast. Yeah, we're not fun Anymore.

[Amanda]

That's why there's dead air. Because. Because I thought you made a mistake.

[Miles]

I was like, why don't you ask it in a fun way?

[Shane]

Have fun.

[Miles]

Why'd you ask? Cold Stone. Oh, was it still cold? We don't do that here.

[Shane]

We don't have fun here.

[Amanda]

Are you really asking?

[Shane]

I haven't been to a Cold Stone creamery in forever.

[Miles]

I haven't had it in a long time.

[Amanda]

I haven't had it since before I moved to la.

[Miles]

Yeah, me neither.

[Shane]

I did. I ordered some, I ordered some pints of ice cream a few weeks ago.

[Miles]

What are we talking?

[Shane]

You crazy? I ordered a place called Handel's.

[Amanda]

Yes. Handel's is so bomb.

[Shane]

And I'd never had it before. Spencer talked about it and I was like, I got to try this. And I ordered. They had a banana cream pie ice cream.

[Amanda]

Naughty.

[Shane]

And a. And a one called Graham Central Station.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

And it was a graham cracker flavored ice cream with bits of graham cracker in it, I think, or something else. And it was truly nasty. Insane.

[Miles]

So are you more of a Creampi guy or a station guy?

[Shane]

I don't know, man. They were both so good. Honestly, I wish I could have gotten them as a combo. Crazy.

[Amanda]

You could.

[Shane]

I know, but. Well, I had two different pints.

[Miles]

How long did it take you? Because to be honest, a couple weeks ago, about this.

[Shane]

It takes me a while to. I, I'm good at stopping myself.

[Amanda]

You're a one and done.

[Shane]

Let's be me, brother. Less that I'm like, oh, I, I could take a pint down. Yeah. In one sitting.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

It's more that I'm like, I don't want to take the pint down because I want more for tomorrow. So like I, I'm good at like kind of scooping like ahead.

[Amanda]

He's a future man.

[Shane]

I, I, I get like a good four different sittings out of a pint.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I kind of, I'm kind of with you.

[Shane]

I'm good at it. I'm like good at self restraint for it. Just. Cause I'm like, I want more tomorrow. I don't want to run out of this flavor. So I go, you know, back and forth.

[Amanda]

So you're a psycho, huh?

[Miles]

I'm a psycho. Well, I just am thinking that I'm a professional ice cream eater.

[Shane]

Oh, well, we've had this debate of like desserts and ice cream's number one.

[Miles]

I'm a professional creamer. And so when I go after it,

[Shane]

what's the sock for? You know, yeah.

[Miles]

That's why I keep a sock on me. And in case I got a cream by wa.

[Amanda]

I have nowhere to go. I can't go anywhere.

[Miles]

You told me they're talking about.

[Shane]

He's bought the cream pie ice cream here.

[Amanda]

This is bra, right?

[Shane]

We don't have bra anymore. I know.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I'll fix it.

[Shane]

We ran out of bra. You go to cold store, they're like, sorry, we're out of bra.

[Miles]

We're all out of bra.

[Amanda]

Okay, so you're a professional creamer.

[Miles]

I just eat a lot of ice cream. And I. What I've been doing is like, if I have a pint, that's probably like a two sitter or maybe a three.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Miles]

If I restrain myself.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that sitting is. That's gonna hurt.

[Miles]

I mean, to be honest, I want to see you do two things. Take.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Miles]

A whole pint of ice cream to the face and then do a hundred push ups.

[Amanda]

Oh. Without throwing up.

[Shane]

Throwing up while doing push ups. Make me the grip centralization.

[Miles]

Banana cream pie station handles. But I just have a lot of ice cream thoughts, and that's one of them.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That you got to. I mean, you just got to enjoy your life, you know? And I'll say that one of the things I've been doing recently is a. A poor man's affogato, where you take.

[Shane]

Oh, affogatos are so good.

[Miles]

It's like, that's probably like the best ice cream thing to have.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

It's crazy.

[Miles]

But what I'll do is you get a little vanilla ice cream. Okay. You got a little vanilla ice cream.

[Shane]

Okay. Okay. A little bit of.

[Miles]

Oh, instant coffee.

[Amanda]

What?

[Miles]

Sprinkle instant coffee.

[Amanda]

Why is that?

[Miles]

Over vanilla ice cream and then a little bit of sea salt, little bit of sea salt flakes. And then you've got basically you dough. And you get a little bit of the crunch of the instant coffee thing, but then it immediately becomes sweet and creamy by the ice cream, and then it melts into like a poor man's affogato. Because you're adding. You're basically adding instant coffee to the thing. So it does a really good job of making a complex dessert out of something simple.

[Shane]

But wait, are you.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

Are you putting hot liquid into the instant coffee to make. Cause an affogato has the full, like, liquid espresso. Correct.

[Miles]

That's why it's the poor man's affogato. So it's like basically you just go do the dust, but then in your mouth, it Creates the coffee.

[Shane]

Interesting.

[Miles]

Because like an affogato melts that, but then it goes away.

[Shane]

Yeah, this is like doing tuna kind of the melting. I kind of like it sometimes. It's like a little like, I don't like.

[Amanda]

I don't like the. The melting part.

[Shane]

I. Funny thing about an affogato, I didn't know what it was. Like, I would see it on like, cafe. Like, I'd be like, oh, an affogato. And I would see like, you know, ristretto, affogato, Americano, what, Whatever. So one time I went to a coffee shop. It's luckily like 11am on like a Sunday. And I go, I'll get an affogato. What is. I. I don't. I. I didn't ask what it was. I didn't care. I was like, I'll get that. Cuz I'm like, oh, I'll get a cortado or I'll get whatever. And I'm like, I'll get an affogato. And they bring me ice cream with espresso. And I. And Courtney was like, oh, my God. And I was like, well, it's what I'm having. And I truly. We were like walking around. I was just like, I got this. This kind of great. It luckily was the perfect time. I wasn't driving anywhere. We were walking. I was like this. God.

[Amanda]

You weren't driving.

[Shane]

I. Oh, yeah, driving after an affogato. Oh, I'd have. I'd have been in prison.

[Miles]

Guys, I've taken a dipped cone to go in my car.

[Amanda]

What?

[Miles]

I have. And it's. And it was a hot summer day and boy, oh boy, is that thing leaking.

[Shane]

I. I can't remember the last time I ordered a cone somewhere. Ken.

[Miles]

I'm.

[Shane]

And I love cones. I just hate inconvenience and I hate stuff getting on my hands.

[Miles]

Me too.

[Amanda]

But I love a cone.

[Miles]

This is the thing about a dip cone is if you get a dip cone in Los Angeles, you think you're going to be able to eat that thing slow. But you're really. When you get one bite in you

[Shane]

guys, once the shell,

[Miles]

it's like falling apart in front of your eyes and you've gotta.

[Shane]

You've got it.

[Miles]

And so I remember getting it me like, this is so nice. Dipcona. When I was in my car and I was like about to go a little bite and it was like, I have to eat this in the next 30 seconds. So fast everything is gone crash near horribly wrong. And so I Had to.

[Shane]

You're doing crowd control on that thing.

[Amanda]

You're like, oh, I worked on that for probably 10 minutes.

[Shane]

You really built that.

[Amanda]

I really built that. There wasn't a lot of letters afar. That's perfect. I wanted it to sound like you were really far away. Is our sound board working?

[Shane]

Soundbird to go back. I think the word that I am liking lately is that I forgot we

[Amanda]

were in word of mouth.

[Shane]

By the way, we.

[Amanda]

We went down an ice cream hole.

[Miles]

So glad we talked about so much.

[Amanda]

What was your word again?

[Shane]

It was beautiful. Beautiful.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. That was a century ago, baby.

[Shane]

Yeah, My thing has been walking up to random women going, hey, baby, you're beautiful. Hey, baby, you're beautiful. Stay longer. Yeah, Stay Wonka, baby.

[Miles]

Why don't you come over here, check

[Shane]

out me and my crib.

[Miles]

Did you see.

[Shane]

Say, stay Wonka.

[Amanda]

Stay Wonka, baby.

[Shane]

Hey, Stay Wonka, baby. I thought you were saying stay Wonka. Like Willy Wonka.

[Amanda]

Stay Wonka.

[Miles]

Will he or won't he? Wonka edition.

[Amanda]

Jesus. Crazy.

[Miles]

What?

[Amanda]

What's the word?

[Shane]

What's a word? Do you want to go? I could go.

[Amanda]

Hey, don't point that gun at me.

[Shane]

Okay. So my word.

[Amanda]

I don't know.

[Shane]

It's okay if there's not one.

[Amanda]

No, there definitely is, you know, a

[Shane]

word that I'm loving. I've been loving this for the past few months. Saunder.

[Amanda]

I have not heard you say that literally.

[Shane]

Saunder. I don't say it a lot. There's not many opportunities to say song.

[Amanda]

Yeah, because what does it mean?

[Shane]

So saunder is the kind of understanding that every person you see, every passerby, when you look at a crowd of all these people, that every single individual has their own life and own experiences and is going through a whole day just like yours. And I know that sounds like, oh, everyone's like, yeah, that's obvious. But, like, it's the really, like, contemplating that and understanding that and how deep and intense that is.

[Miles]

Did you break that while he was talking?

[Shane]

Amanda is currently breaking her mic for the first time.

[Miles]

You're saying something like kind of heartfelt.

[Shane]

I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm really kind of opening up for the first time in this episode. Really nice. Yeah. So anyways, that's. That's probably the word that I think about a lot lately. So.

[Miles]

Supposed to be you.

[Shane]

Yeah, that was back when I had a mullet and mustache.

[Miles]

I was gonna say bold to have that be the grass.

[Shane]

No, that's just Curtis Connor. Look, we just had to put a

[Miles]

cur us on there.

[Shane]

Yeah, we just put Curtis Connor on there. And that's you. Yeah, I like these. Yeah. Curtis Connor and Jenny Nicholson. We put those.

[Miles]

Now, that's a podcast I would watch.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Honestly.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah. No, no. But we got us Amanda.

[Amanda]

Okay. Sonder. Very nice. I liked that story. Mine is so lame. I really mean that.

[Miles]

Yeah. Brutal.

[Shane]

Back in middle school.

[Miles]

Yeah. Dang.

[Amanda]

I meant it.

[Miles]

Yeah. I thought that story was awesome.

[Shane]

You, you, You in the front.

[Amanda]

You behind.

[Miles]

You in behind.

[Shane]

Lunch ladies. It's sloppy Joe time.

[Amanda]

Lunch ladies, and you know what to do. Let's get sloppy.

[Miles]

Lunch ladies. Let's get it.

[Shane]

I hope you like them sloppy.

[Amanda]

Hey, I made them extra sloppy for you.

[Miles]

You just did. See the lunch ladies with a whole school watch.

[Amanda]

No, literally. And they're just like.

[Shane]

One kid throws up, he's like, I

[Miles]

want to go home.

[Amanda]

Mom, pick me up. And I'm just like.

[Shane]

They have an assembly about the next day grind. Like, I'm sure a lot of you have a lot of questions.

[Amanda]

So the incident about what was going on, the grind line, that should have never happened. I'm sitting there with the principal.

[Shane]

Like, Amanda has been asked for it in school.

[Miles]

Suspended.

[Amanda]

You are suspended.

[Shane]

Somehow a student gets in trouble.

[Miles]

We thought the lunch ladies were going to chaperone, but they had every intention to grind.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

They needed help.

[Amanda]

Holy. The grind line needed to be longer than it was. It was too short.

[Miles]

God damn.

[Amanda]

Anyways, what's my word?

[Miles]

Yeah, what's your word?

[Amanda]

Sick.

[Miles]

That's sick.

[Amanda]

Not. Yeah, I've heard you say that a lot. I do say. That's sick.

[Miles]

I'm like, sick.

[Shane]

Yeah, sick.

[Amanda]

Dude.

[Miles]

Dude. Sick. Is it facetious, or do you actually think Stu is sick?

[Amanda]

I actually mean that it's sick.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Cool.

[Miles]

Do you sometimes say it fously? Fously.

[Shane]

Fous.

[Amanda]

You know what? I fiously say sick.

[Shane]

Sometimes. I'm.

[Amanda]

I actually do. I actually do. I'll be. Be like, sick as a joke, but I mean sick usually.

[Shane]

Cool.

[Amanda]

But I don't text it because when I text it, it looks really dumb.

[Shane]

Really?

[Miles]

That's sick.

[Shane]

I text sick.

[Amanda]

You would.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Be like.

[Shane]

When someone's.

[Amanda]

No, you text nice.

[Shane]

You go, I do nice a lot. Yeah, nice.

[Amanda]

And I have to really tell myself that you're saying, like, nice. Yeah, like, nice.

[Shane]

Yeah. Well, yeah, sometimes I'm be like, yeah, nice.

[Amanda]

You look like you've been sobbing.

[Shane]

I have. Sick. Yeah. I was thinking. I was. You know, I said sonder, and I was contemplating the live of everyone and that's when you.

[Miles]

So it's basically like you're a part of a world where there's many different stories.

[Shane]

It's just like, oh, my God, like, to think, like, wow. Like, you drive past, you just see like a person walking down the street and you're just like. That person's like going through a whole day and has a whole life and a whole complicated story.

[Miles]

That's beautiful.

[Shane]

It's really like. It's hard to. It's. We all have empathy, but, like, it's hard to actually contemplate that. It's like, well, like 8 billion lives are being lived.

[Miles]

And I've been having this feeling where like, so. So we've been making this like late night food thing.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

So basically I interact with people at a restaurant, like after hours, and it's really open. We interview them, like people that are eating late at night. And when I do that, it has opened up my vision of like, restaurants and also just late night culture to be like, oh, every single person has something very interesting about them. I just have to ask, kind of. And you're like, you look at a crowd of people and you're like, actually like, I was originally not gonna talk to this person, but then I talked to them and they were like, just went through a breakup and they actually.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Or have all these hopes and goals and aspirations and it's been so rewarding in a song.

[Shane]

Exactly, exactly. No, your show is fantastic. Oh, thank you. That's very nice. How many diners have you done now?

[Miles]

So we've done four or. No, so we've done eight episodes. And then a couple of them are maybe still releasing when this comes out. Diners. I think we've done three diners.

[Shane]

Oh. So. But it's just 24 seven places.

[Miles]

It's 24 seven. So we've done a couple donut shops. We did Tommy's Burgers outside. We did one in San Francisco. We just went up there and did. There was like this cool restaurant in the Castro.

[Amanda]

Are you walking up to these people and being like, hey, can I talk to you for a second?

[Miles]

Yeah. So we usually will get. Now that we've been doing for a little bit, we like get read the restaurant to be on board and because we're usually inside. Yeah, we did like a donut shop that was outside. So it was like kind of. It was fine for all, but now it's like, we'll get the restaurant to be on board. We'll interview their staff and their owners if those people are interested and then I go up to the people, they're eating and I usually say, like, hey, how's it going? Like, we're shooting a show called Graveyard Shift. It's about people that are eating out after midnight at 24 hour restaurants. We're interviewing some of the patrons. Like, would you be interested in asking, you know, answering questions and what time

[Shane]

typically are you getting there? And like how long?

[Miles]

Yeah, we arrive at around 11:30. Okay.

[Amanda]

Damn.

[Miles]

We get set up, we meet the staff to make sure they're comfortable. Then we get the intro shot outside. And then. Or we'll do B roll first or something. So then we just get it out of the way because basically the thing is, how can we sustain the latest thing? We shoot. We kind of want to be the food because that's like me alone. And then I want to shoot the interviews around one to two because it's like I want to be the most, you know, awake. Sorry, phone is blowing up under me.

[Amanda]

Why are you doing that?

[Miles]

And then it's, I mean it's totally brutal. And then I have young kids, so usually, I was gonna say waking up. And my lovely wife is covering for me in the morning, the next morning. Because I will usually get home at 3, 3 and then probably won't go to bed till like 3:30. 30. Because I just am wired.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And I've been having caffeine and I've been drinking coffee.

[Amanda]

I mean, how are you, how are you going to bed at 3:30? I would think like four or five.

[Miles]

Yeah, sometimes it's four. I mean, it's like it depends on how long it takes me to get sleep. Sometimes I'm too wired and I can't

[Shane]

get down to the floor. Yeah.

[Miles]

But it's such a. It's a show that I was talking to a friend of mine, he was like, I really like it. But I think that you're immediately gonna start being like, why the did I choose to do a show at midnight?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Such a great premise. I mean, that's the problem.

[Amanda]

So fun though.

[Shane]

Do you have a. Okay, so out of all those, is there one that you like? The food was your favorite.

[Miles]

Oh God. I mean, so much good food. We did. I love Astro Diner is one of my favorite.

[Amanda]

I love Astro in Echo.

[Miles]

Oh no, it's.

[Amanda]

It's Silver Lake in Silver Lake.

[Miles]

And it's just this really iconic, kind of dreamy looking diner.

[Shane]

It's one of those things like living in la and I mean it's the case for like lot of states, but like Being like, man, I want to go to more diners. Astro is fun, but sometimes you go to diners and you're like this sucks.

[Miles]

I know.

[Shane]

And they're really hit or miss.

[Miles]

The thing about the 24 hour ones is that usually they've got it pretty dialed because they can afford to keep staff through the day.

[Amanda]

That's what I was thinking.

[Miles]

So like often the food is better there. Cuz they're like, this is down to a hard science. We know you know how to make this. We know how to like all the systems are kind of engineered really perfectly. We also did Sung Daan in Koreatown, which is like soup and beef and stuff. There's one dish they set fire to.

[Shane]

Wait, I think I've been there.

[Miles]

Great. It's.

[Shane]

Yeah, I've been there.

[Miles]

And then our finale, I mean spoiler but is at Orphan Andy's in San Francisco. And we went up and it was like this like really cool diner where not even diner, just cool restaurant where there's like Christmas lights all everywhere. And it's cuz the two owners are this couple and they were like, yeah, we put Christmas lights up for Christmas and we take them down. And then we just decided to stop taking them down. So it's like really vibey and like colorful and it's. Yeah, open up.

[Amanda]

What's the food? What's the type of food that you're eating there?

[Miles]

It's like Americana at a place like that. Like you know, great wings, great like burgers, great fries.

[Amanda]

Are you ever doing like sweets like pancakes?

[Shane]

Oh yeah, we do.

[Miles]

I usually do like breakfast, lunch, dessert as well.

[Amanda]

Oh, are you sitting with.

[Shane]

Man, you got to feel pretty up.

[Miles]

I mean that one. Yeah, we were also like, we flew up for the day and then we shot it and then flew the next morning.

[Amanda]

Wild.

[Miles]

It was like a brutal

[Amanda]

epic. It's kind of romantic.

[Miles]

It's become so addictive too because like it's so fun. And then I get to eat all this delicious food. Of course we like. The question mark of who will we happen upon is always so great. Like we'll meet people that are just totally interesting and that will become a part of the fabric of that episode.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And we can repeat it as many times as we can go to new 24 hour restaurants.

[Shane]

What's the most fascinating thing like or story that someone has told you in a nutshell, like in all of your these episodes.

[Miles]

We just did one that comes out out. Probably by the time this is out, it'll be out at Norm's restaurant. And there were two servers who had been off shift from another restaurant and they came there because they didn't want to go to sleep yet.

[Amanda]

Yeah, of course.

[Miles]

And we were talking to them and one of them was just like, yeah, I just like went through a big breakup and she was just being really vulnerable. She's like, I moved here to be an actor and like, I don't know how I'm gonna make it work. And like, I just feel like love is so hard. And it was like, it's not the most interesting, but. No, but it's like so real. People are really open at that hour. Like, I think it's partially like the fun of the show is that that late at night it kind of feels magical.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Because everyone's asleep and it's kind of like, these are secrets.

[Shane]

I was going to say. Also, there's something. I know it's such sad. Like, that's such rough. But there is a. I don't know how people are going to take this, but, like, there is a beauty to heartbreak, especially at a diner. It's at 2:00am it's just like, oh, there's something like poetic and yet so lovely. Yeah.

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

I also think it's necessary. I think it's important to experience heartbreak. You kind of have to go through it. And I think what's so cool about a late night thing is that it almost feels like no one knows about it. Like everyone's asleep, no one's around. So it's kind of like a little moment in time that is so, like, sweet and precious and nobody knows what's happening. Okay, okay.

[Miles]

That's so sweet and precious.

[Amanda]

Sweet and precious.

[Shane]

Anyways, our serious podcast quota, we've hit it. So anyways, back to the fucking grind.

[Amanda]

Wait, so what is this show called again?

[Miles]

Graveyard Shift.

[Amanda]

Graveyard Shift.

[Miles]

Yeah. There should be somewhere between four and eight episodes out.

[Amanda]

And it's doing also your stuff. Yeah. Is it on your YouTube?

[Miles]

Yeah, it's on my YouTube channel.

[Amanda]

Okay, cool.

[Shane]

You have Perfect Person, then you have your YouTube channel.

[Miles]

Yeah, there's two. Yeah. Perfect Person is a podcast and then my YouTube channel. We do like, different right now. This year we've tried to do like, what are different shows we can do and do, like, episodes that.

[Shane]

You did justice, Miles.

[Miles]

We did do it.

[Amanda]

Oh, that was so good.

[Miles]

It was a treasure.

[Shane]

Oh, dude, you put.

[Amanda]

You also had your wife.

[Miles]

And my lovely wife. Yes.

[Amanda]

Wife killed it.

[Miles]

You had Damien and Damien.

[Amanda]

And then you had Anna.

[Miles]

Yeah. Anna Garcia.

[Amanda]

Anna was Will and.

[Miles]

Yeah, but We. It was. We pit real people. We cast real people with disagreements with each other, and then we give them comedian lawyers to represent their cases in a courtroom. And then I am the judge. So it was like, you know, you

[Shane]

put Damen in the perfect position for him to shine. He is. Dude, He. He just can be on fire.

[Miles]

He was incredible. I mean, and he just put on his. He had like. He looked like the devil in a. Like a red shirt and a. Was perfect.

[Amanda]

So good.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Hopefully we'll make more of those before the end of the year, too, because that was also like. That did super well. And I was like, oh, wow. Like, this is also a really repeatable format.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Miles]

Get real people in there. I think also the next season, I want to have a jury of real people because I was like, the people people were missing. They were like, we want an audience to this chaos.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

So having like six real people, like a really old woman and like a Gen Z teen, and they get to decide who if the case.

[Amanda]

Old woman's just like this the whole time.

[Miles]

Yes.

[Shane]

She's asleep.

[Miles]

And we have the jury deliberate parade.

[Amanda]

And, you know, I love it. That's so good.

[Shane]

Just having fun over there, man.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Trying to have fun, man. I wish we were having fun.

[Miles]

I wish.

[Shane]

We really are having a bad time.

[Amanda]

No, we really are doing a horrible time.

[Shane]

We got a toucan right here.

[Amanda]

There was one over here, but I think you knocked it on its.

[Shane]

Oh, and then there's one up over there.

[Miles]

And is the toucan. Is the toucan. Is that what's thematically.

[Shane]

So it started. It was Spencer who actually came up with this. Amanda was wearing a sweater that had two. Two cans on it. And then Spencer said, get your toucans out. And then I did.

[Amanda]

And we cut all of it out.

[Miles]

No way.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Miles]

Release the toucan cuts.

[Amanda]

I released them and boy, did it feel good. What a weight off my back. You know what I'm saying? And we just cut to commercial.

[Shane]

And so the fans have done. Just latched on to that.

[Amanda]

Yeah, they love it. So now we have a lot of cute little toucans.

[Shane]

You never know what the fans are going to like. That's the new phrase. You never know.

[Miles]

Never know the latch in there.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. They really take it off.

[Amanda]

Pretty sick.

[Miles]

Well, similar. I mean, we've got Harambe.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Always looking at me.

[Miles]

He's always.

[Amanda]

He knows I would fight for him.

[Shane]

Yeah. Oh, God.

[Amanda]

Anyways, well, O. Nasty. What a good episode.

[Shane]

I really love this has been Fully a fever dream.

[Amanda]

You're incredible. I can't wait to have you back. Maybe on Main again where we could play ridiculous characters anytime.

[Miles]

Happy to come back for anything. You guys are the best. And thank you for having me on this. That's so fun.

[Shane]

Of course not.

[Miles]

Of course you guys rock. That one is dwind is dwindling.

[Shane]

Selena is getting tired.

[Amanda]

The fair horn is. Is on its death.

[Miles]

Alina is done.

[Amanda]

And that's fine. Okay.

[Shane]

All right. Well, Miles, thank you so much for joining.

[Amanda]

Yeah, check out Miles Miles YouTube and Miles YouTube.

[Miles]

Mr. YouTube.

[Shane]

Miles YouTube.

[Miles]

Just search Miles YouTube and smell what the Rock is cooking.

[Amanda]

You know what? We'll link it below. So shut up.

[Shane]

All right. All right, guys.

[Amanda]

Goodbye.

[Miles]

Bye, guys. Love you.

[Amanda]

Love you.

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