Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Episode #22 - The Greatest Unsolved Mysteries w/ The Chosen and Sarah Christ
Release Date: November 20, 2023
Host/Author: Smosh
Episode Title: #22 - The Greatest Unsolved Mysteries w/ The Chosen and Sarah Christ
Introduction
In this intriguing and humor-filled episode of Smosh Mouth, hosts Chosen and Sarah Christ dive deep into some of life's most baffling unsolved mysteries. Blending detective lore with supernatural elements, the duo engages in a lively discussion aiming to uncover truths behind legendary cases while showcasing their unique investigative styles.
Meet the Hosts
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Chosen: A self-proclaimed expert in decoding and dealing with supernatural phenomena. He presents himself as a chosen individual with extraordinary abilities and a connection to mythical forces.
- "I hold a. Let's just say an illegal RuneScape server where you can kind of do whatever you want." (00:12)
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Sarah Christ: An ex-detective who now works solo after a tumultuous career cut short by personal loss and professional setbacks. She is relentless in her pursuit of justice, particularly against the enigmatic Creekside Killer.
- "My boss took my badge after I ran into a Sephora to try to arrest a man. And I had guns. A blaz. And I guess you're not allowed to do that without a warrant." (02:28)
Main Discussion: The Creekside Killer
The episode's centerpiece is the elusive Creekside Killer, a figure shrouded in mystery and terror within the Pacific Northwest. Both hosts express a burning desire to bring this killer to justice, each bringing their distinctive expertise to the table.
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Sarah Christ's Pursuit:
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"I need to find the Creekside Killer. And I need to solve life's mysteries, Sarah." (09:10)
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She describes the killer's characteristics: a man with a beard, shifting physical appearances, and a knack for evading capture.
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"He has thin eyebrows, a big nose, very large, kind of like yours chosen. And he's just. He doesn't smile. It's a slit. His mouth is a slit." (12:28)
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Chosen's Insights:
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"I deal with ghosts, with demons, with werewolves, vampires." (06:43)
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He connects the Creekside Killer to other unsolved cases like D.B. Cooper, suggesting a possible alliance or shared motive.
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"We will find the Creekside Killer." (64:25)
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Exploring Other Unsolved Mysteries
Beyond the Creekside Killer, Chosen and Sarah delve into various other enigmatic cases, blending fact with fiction and humor.
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Jack the Ripper:
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Discussed as one of history's most precise and elusive murderers.
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"He murdered with such precision that people think that he might have been royalty or a doctor of some sorts." (23:53)
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Mention of fictional connections to the Kingsman universe adds a comedic twist.
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D.B. Cooper:
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The infamous skyjacker remains a mystery decades after his daring parachute escape.
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"His identity and his whereabouts are still a mystery to this day. He could still be alive. Rich as hell." (42:03)
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Sarah speculates a connection between Cooper and the Creekside Killer, hinting at a possible partnership.
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"DB Cooper probably hooked up with the Creekside Killer, and they've probably been going around ransacking that place." (43:15)
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The Voynich Manuscript:
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Chosen claims to have deciphered this enigmatic 16th-century document, adding an air of mystery.
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"I have it fully memorized and I've pretty much figured it out." (58:05)
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He hints at a foreboding message about an impending sinister event.
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"The main message is that something is coming. Something so sinister and cruel that none of us can fathom it, but I. Except for me." (58:28)
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Supernatural Elements and Personal Backstories
The hosts intertwine their personal narratives with supernatural lore, enhancing the episode's mystique and humor.
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Chosen's Supernatural Abilities:
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Claims of participating in mythical battles and possessing ancient knowledge.
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"I participated in the battle of M2XFE in the online game Eve Online. It was the greatest battle frickin ever." (66:59)
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Describes his consciousness existing within the cybersphere, blending reality with virtual realms.
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"I exist there. My body, my consciousness, my anatomy exists within the cybersphere. But my veins are wires, my brain a motherboard." (69:32)
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Sarah Christ's Detective Background:
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Shares her past as a detective and the personal toll it took.
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"I need to find the Creekside Killer. And I need to solve life's mysteries, Sarah." (09:10)
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Highlights her relentless nature and willingness to confront both human and supernatural threats.
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"I don't care what your excuse is. Most people are lying their ass off. And husbands kill wives and wives kill husbands." (30:45)
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Humorous and Bizarre Exchanges
The episode is rife with comedic banter, absurd claims, and playful jabs, maintaining a light-hearted tone despite the dark subject matter.
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Playful Insults and Teasing:
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"The Punisher lost his entire family and is an alcoholic." (08:22)
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"I'm a mirror. And I don't like what's on the other side." (33:33)
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Quirky Personal Facts:
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Sarah shares her unlucky stint with wearing heels leading to a twisted ankle.
- "I slipped off my stairs, twisted my ankle and fell flat on my face." (70:35)
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Chosen recounts battling a shark to claim a puka shell necklace.
- "I wrestled this shark away until I got it into a frickin headlock. And then I grabbed one of its front teeth and I ripped it out." (53:08)
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Planned Collaboration Against the Creekside Killer
By the episode's end, Chosen and Sarah Christ agree to collaborate in their quest to unmask the Creekside Killer, combining their distinct investigative approaches.
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"We must create hypertrophy in our own brains." (46:45)
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"We will find the Creekside Killer." (64:25)
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Exchange of enchanted items symbolizes their uneasy alliance, blending supernatural elements with detective work.
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Chosen gifts Sarah with enchanted sunglasses to aid her perception of supernatural beings.
- "They will protect you from dark forces and temptation, and they will allow you to see supernatural beings." (73:50)
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Sarah reciprocates with a long-held cigarette as a token, merging their personal struggles with their mission.
- "I've put my lips on it many times and haven't lit it, but that's a cigarette for you." (74:43)
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Conclusion
Episode #22 of Smosh Mouth successfully blends humor, supernatural lore, and detective intrigue to explore unsolved mysteries in an entertaining manner. Through their exaggerated personas and witty exchanges, Chosen and Sarah Christ create a captivating narrative that keeps listeners engaged while playfully dissecting legendary cases.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
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"We're expert detectives, but hear me out. You're never going to get closure because those families never get closure."
— Sarah Christ (00:30) -
"He's tall and short at the same time. When he's far away, he's short. When he's close up, he's tall."
— Sarah Christ (14:47) -
"The Creekside Killer is not chosen. He is the opposite of chosen. And we are going to find him."
— Sarah Christ (73:23) -
"I wrestled this shark away until I got it into a frickin headlock. And then I grabbed one of its front teeth and I ripped it out."
— Chosen (53:08) -
"I need to find the Creekside Killer. And I need to solve life's mysteries, Sarah."
— Sarah Christ (09:10) -
"He murdered with such precision that people think that he might have been royalty or a doctor of some sorts."
— Chosen (23:53) -
"The main message is that something is coming. Something so sinister and cruel that none of us can fathom it, but I. Except for me."
— Chosen (58:28) -
"They will protect you from dark forces and temptation, and they will allow you to see supernatural beings."
— Chosen (73:50)
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