Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Episode #22 - The Greatest Unsolved Mysteries w/ The Chosen and Sarah Christ

Release Date: November 20, 2023
Host/Author: Smosh
Episode Title: #22 - The Greatest Unsolved Mysteries w/ The Chosen and Sarah Christ

Introduction

In this intriguing and humor-filled episode of Smosh Mouth, hosts Chosen and Sarah Christ dive deep into some of life's most baffling unsolved mysteries. Blending detective lore with supernatural elements, the duo engages in a lively discussion aiming to uncover truths behind legendary cases while showcasing their unique investigative styles.

Meet the Hosts

• Chosen: A self-proclaimed expert in decoding and dealing with supernatural phenomena. He presents himself as a chosen individual with extraordinary abilities and a connection to mythical forces.

  • "I hold a. Let's just say an illegal RuneScape server where you can kind of do whatever you want." (00:12)

• Sarah Christ: An ex-detective who now works solo after a tumultuous career cut short by personal loss and professional setbacks. She is relentless in her pursuit of justice, particularly against the enigmatic Creekside Killer.

  • "My boss took my badge after I ran into a Sephora to try to arrest a man. And I had guns. A blaz. And I guess you're not allowed to do that without a warrant." (02:28)

Main Discussion: The Creekside Killer

The episode's centerpiece is the elusive Creekside Killer, a figure shrouded in mystery and terror within the Pacific Northwest. Both hosts express a burning desire to bring this killer to justice, each bringing their distinctive expertise to the table.

• Sarah Christ's Pursuit:

  • "I need to find the Creekside Killer. And I need to solve life's mysteries, Sarah." (09:10)

  • She describes the killer's characteristics: a man with a beard, shifting physical appearances, and a knack for evading capture.

  • "He has thin eyebrows, a big nose, very large, kind of like yours chosen. And he's just. He doesn't smile. It's a slit. His mouth is a slit." (12:28)

• Chosen's Insights:

  • "I deal with ghosts, with demons, with werewolves, vampires." (06:43)

  • He connects the Creekside Killer to other unsolved cases like D.B. Cooper, suggesting a possible alliance or shared motive.

  • "We will find the Creekside Killer." (64:25)

Exploring Other Unsolved Mysteries

Beyond the Creekside Killer, Chosen and Sarah delve into various other enigmatic cases, blending fact with fiction and humor.

1. Jack the Ripper:

   • Discussed as one of history's most precise and elusive murderers.

   • "He murdered with such precision that people think that he might have been royalty or a doctor of some sorts." (23:53)

   • Mention of fictional connections to the Kingsman universe adds a comedic twist.

2. D.B. Cooper:

   • The infamous skyjacker remains a mystery decades after his daring parachute escape.

   • "His identity and his whereabouts are still a mystery to this day. He could still be alive. Rich as hell." (42:03)

   • Sarah speculates a connection between Cooper and the Creekside Killer, hinting at a possible partnership.

   • "DB Cooper probably hooked up with the Creekside Killer, and they've probably been going around ransacking that place." (43:15)

3. The Voynich Manuscript:

   • Chosen claims to have deciphered this enigmatic 16th-century document, adding an air of mystery.

   • "I have it fully memorized and I've pretty much figured it out." (58:05)

   • He hints at a foreboding message about an impending sinister event.

   • "The main message is that something is coming. Something so sinister and cruel that none of us can fathom it, but I. Except for me." (58:28)

Supernatural Elements and Personal Backstories

The hosts intertwine their personal narratives with supernatural lore, enhancing the episode's mystique and humor.

• Chosen's Supernatural Abilities:

  • Claims of participating in mythical battles and possessing ancient knowledge.

  • "I participated in the battle of M2XFE in the online game Eve Online. It was the greatest battle frickin ever." (66:59)

  • Describes his consciousness existing within the cybersphere, blending reality with virtual realms.

  • "I exist there. My body, my consciousness, my anatomy exists within the cybersphere. But my veins are wires, my brain a motherboard." (69:32)

• Sarah Christ's Detective Background:

  • Shares her past as a detective and the personal toll it took.

  • "I need to find the Creekside Killer. And I need to solve life's mysteries, Sarah." (09:10)

  • Highlights her relentless nature and willingness to confront both human and supernatural threats.

  • "I don't care what your excuse is. Most people are lying their ass off. And husbands kill wives and wives kill husbands." (30:45)

Humorous and Bizarre Exchanges

The episode is rife with comedic banter, absurd claims, and playful jabs, maintaining a light-hearted tone despite the dark subject matter.

• Playful Insults and Teasing:

  • "The Punisher lost his entire family and is an alcoholic." (08:22)

  • "I'm a mirror. And I don't like what's on the other side." (33:33)

• Quirky Personal Facts:

  • Sarah shares her unlucky stint with wearing heels leading to a twisted ankle.

    • "I slipped off my stairs, twisted my ankle and fell flat on my face." (70:35)

  • Chosen recounts battling a shark to claim a puka shell necklace.

    • "I wrestled this shark away until I got it into a frickin headlock. And then I grabbed one of its front teeth and I ripped it out." (53:08)

Planned Collaboration Against the Creekside Killer

By the episode's end, Chosen and Sarah Christ agree to collaborate in their quest to unmask the Creekside Killer, combining their distinct investigative approaches.

• "We must create hypertrophy in our own brains." (46:45)

• "We will find the Creekside Killer." (64:25)

• Exchange of enchanted items symbolizes their uneasy alliance, blending supernatural elements with detective work.

  • Chosen gifts Sarah with enchanted sunglasses to aid her perception of supernatural beings.

    • "They will protect you from dark forces and temptation, and they will allow you to see supernatural beings." (73:50)

  • Sarah reciprocates with a long-held cigarette as a token, merging their personal struggles with their mission.

    • "I've put my lips on it many times and haven't lit it, but that's a cigarette for you." (74:43)

Conclusion

Episode #22 of Smosh Mouth successfully blends humor, supernatural lore, and detective intrigue to explore unsolved mysteries in an entertaining manner. Through their exaggerated personas and witty exchanges, Chosen and Sarah Christ create a captivating narrative that keeps listeners engaged while playfully dissecting legendary cases.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

1. "We're expert detectives, but hear me out. You're never going to get closure because those families never get closure."
   — Sarah Christ (00:30)

2. "He's tall and short at the same time. When he's far away, he's short. When he's close up, he's tall."
   — Sarah Christ (14:47)

3. "The Creekside Killer is not chosen. He is the opposite of chosen. And we are going to find him."
   — Sarah Christ (73:23)

4. "I wrestled this shark away until I got it into a frickin headlock. And then I grabbed one of its front teeth and I ripped it out."
   — Chosen (53:08)

5. "I need to find the Creekside Killer. And I need to solve life's mysteries, Sarah."
   — Sarah Christ (09:10)

6. "He murdered with such precision that people think that he might have been royalty or a doctor of some sorts."
   — Chosen (23:53)

7. "The main message is that something is coming. Something so sinister and cruel that none of us can fathom it, but I. Except for me."
   — Chosen (58:28)

8. "They will protect you from dark forces and temptation, and they will allow you to see supernatural beings."
   — Chosen (73:50)

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