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Shane
No purchase necessary VGW Group void where prohibited by law 21 terms and conditions apply. Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.
Amanda
And I'm Amanda. And we have a very special show today. We are going to figure out our personalities.
Shane
We're figure out who we are. And we're going to do that through a multitude of personality quizzes that we found some legit ones and mostly stupid ones.
Amanda
Yep. But ones that I really want to know, like, what Disney princess am I?
Shane
People have been asking that for years. They've been begging to know what Disney princess we are. What villain are we? What kind of garbage are we? We've accumulated a bunch here. We're probably not going to get to all of them, but we'll try.
Amanda
But we're definitely going to get to, like, the main personality ones. Yeah, we got soldiers. Yep. And I do think if you're just listening, you won't get this. But if you're watching Shane and I really dressed up like our personalities. I am in an 80s oversized blazer with my bangs poofed up, and I've got some cool worldly travel earrings on. And Shane. And Shane is in a go ahead, Shane.
Shane
I'm in my you are knuff hoodie. We look like. This is for millennials out there. You're gonna love this. We look like you're the news reporter and I'm that Australian partier who threw that party that was so crazy that.
Amanda
It, like, surfed that way that you shouldn' surfed. And you got arrested for it.
Shane
No. There's this old video where they interviewed this, like, Australian kid who partied so hard he, like, ruined a house, whatever. And they're like, what? What do you say to two kids out there parties? He's like, don't throw a party yourself. Have me throw it for you. And they're like, they hated this guy. This guy was like, not sorry for throwing the greatest rager ever, but can I.
Amanda
But I'm dressed like, can I pitch our rom com? So I'm the reporter, you're that guy. And then all Of a sudden, it's like, you come over. You're like, mate, honestly, like, can I come over? And I'm like, you. You can't. It's just me living here. This won't work. I have to get up at 5am like, this won't work. And then all of a sudden, I've changed. I stopped brushing my hair.
Shane
We on your way from the scene? Like, your car breaks down. And then, like. Like, my party van, like, drives up and I'm like, oh, do you need a ride? And you're like, ugh, Fine.
Amanda
Fine.
Shane
But we're not gonna talk.
Amanda
But we're not gonna talk. And he's like, why? Why are you wearing all that watch and stuff?
Shane
Why you wear a watch?
Amanda
Cause I have places to be. What about you? My arms are crossed.
Shane
That movie in the 90s would do so well.
Amanda
I would probably watch it every year. Okay.
Shane
Have you ever taken personality quizzes?
Amanda
Oh, honey, yes. I had three sisters. We always had magazines that we borrowed. You never go and buy a magazine? Like, we were not the type that would buy, like, Vogue or anything.
Shane
Okay, But.
Amanda
But friends of friends or like, hairdresser or nail salons would always have magazines, and they would always have personality tests in it. Or, like, is the guy into you? Or, like, mainly how to get a guy.
Shane
Okay, so this is like Tiger Beat.
Amanda
Or, like, what is that?
Shane
It's like a tween girls magazine. It was big back in Tiger Beat.
Amanda
Never heard of this magazine.
Shane
And what's the other one? That's. There was a J14.
Amanda
Oh, yeah. J14. Okay. Yes, yes. Pretty much like Teen Vogue and all that stuff. Seventeen or what was it called? 17.
Shane
There's a whole bunch of magazine.
Amanda
So I grew up on taking these tests. But I will say, if I look back at these tests, I'm like, oh, my God. They were really all about, like, what to wear, what to do to get a guy. Mainly. They weren't like, well, they probably are some of the tests that are on here too, like, what? Disney?
Shane
Most of these are Buzzfeed, though.
Amanda
These are.
Shane
That's a different era.
Amanda
But they were never, like, Meyer Briggs.
Shane
No Myers Briggs test inside of a J14 magazine.
Amanda
Could you imagine? Just.
Shane
You just are going through Seventeen magazine. There's just a Rorschach page. It was like, what is this? Why are my parents fighting on this page?
Amanda
I guess I'm like, a slut. It's so weird.
Shane
That's the result of your Myers Briggs.
Amanda
I'm a slut who has a career. All right.
Shane
All right. Like, it was, like, a couple months ago, someone here at Smosh was going around and doing that cube test for people where it's like, you picture a field, then you picture a cube, and then you picture a horse, and you picture a ladder and all this stuff. We both got very different. We said very different things.
Amanda
It was a really cool test because it wasn't anything written down. She was just asking it. Mine was. I had, like, an iridescent cube. The ladder was attached to the cube. The cube was big, and the horse was out, like, in the wild, free. And then I had, like, clear skies.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
What was yours?
Shane
Mine was a giant, like, metal cube. Like, solid metal up in the. Floating in the air.
Amanda
Oh, yeah.
Shane
With a ladder that reaches up to the top of it and, like, a chestnut horse kind of roaming around near the cube. And there was a lot of.
Amanda
What were your skies?
Shane
I want to say it was clear.
Amanda
Was this. Oh, remember the other question was the storm coming in?
Shane
And I pictured a storm coming from. From a distance.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Yeah. And I remember the results were like, okay, I. I see that. Yeah, it made sense. And I was shocked at how different everyone's.
Amanda
Yeah. Music.
Shane
Really cool, though, before we get into these. I know, like, they've. Myers Briggs has even said, like, don't use these tests for, like, hiring purposes. Like, these aren't. Always Use it with a grain of salt. Yes, these are. None of these are, like, very, very, very accurate, especially when you're answering it for yourself, because your self perception can be off.
Amanda
I think it's hard to answer for yourself because I wish some of them had timers, because I think sometimes we answer what we want ourselves to answer. Like, ooh. I do want to be more like that, but I think the best way to answer is just completely honestly with not a lot of time.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
I would love us to just, like, not harp on it too much when we start taking. Okay.
Shane
Okay, that's fine. Let's just not talk for the next hour.
Amanda
What? That's not what I said.
Shane
Said, let's get into the first one.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
What Disney princess are you?
Amanda
Everyone wants to know this.
Shane
Everyone wants to know what Disney princess are you.
Amanda
Okay, first of all, what's your favorite Disney princess?
Shane
My favorite Disney princess?
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Ooh, that's tough, man. Mulan's pretty dope.
Amanda
Oh, yeah. Okay. She's fucking badass.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
I mean, that's a good one.
Shane
It's hard to. They're all. There's not ones that I hate. I like them all.
Amanda
Well, Ariel, you Know, left her whole family just for a man. But she's fine. She's cool. I would say Jasmine is mine.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Just because when I was little, I always, like, wanted to be a part of that. Like, just the colors and the architecture and the style and the vibes, and it almost felt like there was, like, magic. And I loved it. She had a large cat, which could probably.
Shane
Yeah, having a tiger is pretty sick.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
So the first question here is, what is your favorite Disney movie? Oh, it doesn't even list mine on here. We get only a few answers. We have Hunchback of Notre Dame, Robin Hood, Aristocats, Lion King, Love Bug, Freaky Friday, the Sword in the Stone, Lading, the Tramp in the Black Cauldron.
Amanda
Oh, my God.
Shane
Okay, I guess out of all of these, I'm gonna say Lion King.
Amanda
You know what I'm gonna say? The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Although if you've watched it recently, it is messed up. I cannot believe we watched that as children.
Shane
Oh, that movie's messed up.
Amanda
It's really messed up.
Shane
Your enemies are probably envious of your industriousness. Looks. I don't have enemies. Determination, dreams, wealth, bravery, demeanor, passions. I think my enemies are probably. I think my enemies are envious of my. I don't have enemies, okay? I don't have enemies.
Amanda
You're crazy, man. Mine is. You don't know. Mine's my determination. You're so fucked.
Shane
What are you most scared of? Ooh, losing my job is high up there. Being alone.
Amanda
Saying goodbye to friends. Pop quizzes. Global warming, scissors, corporations, war. Being alone. Standing still.
Shane
Being alone. 100%.
Amanda
What are you most scared of?
Shane
Oh, I love being alone. I love being alone. Being alone is fine, but like, being alone, just fucking with you. But also, I love alone time.
Amanda
But forever, I would scare. Most scared of probably war.
Shane
Oh, that is bad, though. You know what? Now that I think about it.
Amanda
No, no, no.
Shane
I think I was thinking too much of just, like, in my personal life, but in general. No, but war would be worse than, like.
Amanda
I think you should choose being alone. Let's see what Disney princess you are, hon.
Shane
Global warming and war.
Amanda
Click. The thing that you originally went with.
Shane
Okay, being alone.
Amanda
What do you look for in a soulmate? Loyalty, steadfastness, passion, bravery, kindness, beauty, humor, a sense of adventure, wealth.
Shane
I think. I think kindness is probably, like, the number one. I look for a lot of those.
Amanda
Me too. Me too. This is tough.
Shane
Kindness is absolutely.
Amanda
But you don't want kindness to equal boring.
Shane
Okay, that's not always the case.
Amanda
I think I'm going to go with a sense of adventure or passion. No passion.
Shane
Okay. I. That makes sense for you? Yeah, that makes sense.
Amanda
You're going with kindness.
Shane
I'm going with kindness.
Amanda
Then that makes sense for you.
Shane
Choose an animal to talk to. Ooh, I like how one of the answers is animals can't talk. Ooh, a shark could be sick.
Amanda
Okay, so it's Phoenix. Bluebird, mouse, meerkat, warthog. Animals can't talk. Cockatoo. Shark is great. Opossum.
Shane
Opossum, Opossum. Yeah.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
I think the problem is sharks are apparently really dumb. Like, they. They're. They're basically like a machine. I'm trying to pick, like, what's gonna be a mouse. Could be really funny to talk to a phoenix, though. I'm gonna go with a phoenix.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
That's just badass.
Amanda
Phoenix is sick. I kind of feel like I wanna talk to a meerkat. I know that sounds weird.
Shane
Do it.
Amanda
But a bluebird can fly all over the world and give messages.
Shane
That's true. A meerkat's gonna be super anxious, though.
Amanda
Oh, yeah. Fuck that.
Shane
I'll be looking around.
Amanda
You're so.
Shane
What's going on?
Amanda
You're so. You see that over there? Okay, a bluebird.
Shane
What do you like to do with your time off? You could go camping. Just get out of town. Get together with my family. Lie around. I'm always working.
Amanda
Oh, Jesus.
Shane
Play video games. Burn the candle at both ends. Larp. Or go to the beach.
Amanda
Ooh, I know mine immediately.
Shane
I wanna say go to the beach.
Amanda
Me too.
Shane
I think I'm gonna. I think I'm gonna say play video games.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Cause, like, that's.
Amanda
You're an inside guy.
Shane
Okay. I do go to the beach sometimes.
Amanda
No, I think it's great. Click. What your heart desires is go to the beach.
Shane
Yeah. What is the secret to true love? There's a bunch of answers here. Communication is one of them. And I think that's the answer. Ooh. Communication is the humor.
Amanda
Understanding. I'll know when I find out. Ooh.
Shane
Understanding, though, is basically the same as communication.
Amanda
Compassion, acceptance.
Shane
I'm picking communication.
Amanda
Communication. I also want to go with chemistry, though.
Shane
That's.
Amanda
I do love communication.
Shane
But I think, what's the secret? Cause, like.
Amanda
Oh. The secret to true love. And I think it's communication. I think you're right.
Shane
Where would you like to have a first date?
Amanda
Watch them be like, none of you guys are princesses.
Shane
I'm picking coffee shop for first Date? That's just like. That's my go to.
Amanda
So movie theater, bar, Club.
Shane
Yeah, go to the club.
Amanda
Park, Zoo. No, thank you. Coffee shop is a great one. Restaurant. I don't have time to date.
Shane
I love all the answers that are clearly for one specific character.
Amanda
Wait, who is it for? The one who's like, I'm always working. Mulan.
Shane
No, is it. Is it Belle? Belle.
Amanda
Or is it I do love Belle?
Shane
Belle's a great.
Amanda
I do love Belle. Okay, mine. I'm gonna say first date. Shit. You know what I'm gonna say? Bar. Fuck it.
Shane
Okay, I get that.
Amanda
Yeah. Bar.
Shane
Pick a singer. Got Lorde, Willow Smith, Miley Cyrus, Christina Aguilera, Miles Davis. Not a singer. Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Bruno Mars, and Lana Del Rey.
Amanda
Who put together this quiz?
Shane
If Miles Davis tried to sing through his trumpet, that'd be. Aw, maybe that's a trick question. Did Miles. Okay, am I wrong? Did Miles Davis sing? I thought Miles Davis just played the trumpet. I think you are going to pick Christina Aguilera. I think I'm gonna go ahead and pick.
Amanda
I. Hmm. You're probably right.
Shane
I'm pick Miles Davis. Cause that's funny.
Amanda
Is it funny or is it truthful?
Shane
I don't know.
Amanda
I'm gonna choose Christina Aguilera. I think you're exactly right. What is your happily ever after? Having good friends. Finding my equal. Achieving my dreams. Having a job. I love. Being in a caring relationship. Living in a mansion. Finding inner peace. I'm not sure yet. Traveling the world.
Shane
Ooh. Okay. Achieving my dreams is all of them.
Amanda
Yeah, I agree.
Shane
And that's one of the answers. Being in a caring relationship. I'm gonna say finding inner peace.
Amanda
Oh, that's so nice.
Shane
Okay, I got my answer.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Gave me my answer, so I'm not gonna tell you. I want you to guess, dammit.
Amanda
Okay, so I would have probably said traveling the world, like, 10 years ago, but that is a lo. So I'm gonna say achieving my dreams.
Shane
Okay. All right.
Amanda
Oh.
Shane
Okay. Who do you think I got? I think.
Amanda
Shit.
Shane
I think you got the one from Frozen Anna.
Amanda
No, I didn't.
Shane
You didn't?
Amanda
I didn't.
Shane
Who'd you get?
Amanda
Tiana. Oh, Tiana. You are confident and have set clear goals that you intend on reaching, no matter what the obstacle. People consider you to be the resolute and fearless with a heart of gold.
Shane
Pretty good.
Amanda
Oh, yeah, baby. Who do I think you are?
Shane
I feel like it's obvious.
Amanda
It is.
Shane
Mm. I feel like it's obvious.
Amanda
I wanna say Ariel, but It's not. Cause you didn't choose Shark.
Shane
Which Disney princess am I?
Amanda
Oh, my God.
Shane
It's gonna be obvious. Everyone in the comments.
Amanda
Cinderella.
Shane
I'm not Cinderella.
Amanda
Snow White.
Shane
No. Belle.
Amanda
Belle.
Shane
Belle.
Amanda
That's who I want to be.
Shane
Well, too bad. Read some books where the people are. Read some books.
Amanda
Yeah, you're right. Belle and I. Yeah. We're not.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
I'm Tiana. I talk to a frog.
Shane
I think that's pretty great.
Amanda
Wow. You're Belle. That's really nice.
Shane
I know. It's pretty awesome.
Amanda
Can't wait for you to find your beast.
Shane
Yeah, thanks. I'm gonna find my inner beast. Bring in our guest. Mr. Beast is here. Next up, we have. What career should you actually have?
Amanda
Ooh, let's do that.
Shane
What career should you actually have? Okay, I love this. What would you spend your tax refund on? One of the answers is, how much is a yacht? Books. Piles of books.
Amanda
That's what you would do.
Shane
That's one of the answers. I think I like that. Ooh, invest it, though. Give it to a charity. Down payment on a Range Rover. An exotic vacation is there. And I think I'm.
Amanda
I know. I wish it wasn't a yacht. I wish it was like. Like a schooner boat. Like, a yacht is too much. Like, what if it's just a boat? Yeah, you're not gonna get that.
Shane
I'm gonna go with a vacation.
Amanda
I'm gonna go. How much is a yacht?
Shane
You're not gonna. It's. You're not gonna get a yacht. That's one of those silly answers. That's not a real answer.
Amanda
I'm gonna go with an exotic vacation.
Shane
The next one is pick a trilogy. The obvious answer is Lord of the Rings. Ooh. That's the answer.
Amanda
But I do love the Matrix.
Shane
There's also og. Star wars is there, too. I'm picking Lord of the Rings. That's the best trilogy of all time. And it's really not even up for.
Amanda
I kind of. I will agree with you, because I do like that.
Shane
But you're allowed to pick a different one. It's just.
Amanda
No, no, no. It's okay. Lord of the Rings.
Shane
What would you bring on a deserted island? Ooh, Food and water is one of the answers.
Amanda
So that's gonna go quick. Yeah, you gotta get a Kindle. And a Kindle is another one of the answers.
Shane
A book of crossword puzzles. I'm picking food and water.
Amanda
I'm picking a friend.
Shane
Okay, that is the other good answer.
Amanda
So we could find food and Water.
Shane
So that you can bring a friend for them to die?
Amanda
Yes, I can eat them.
Shane
Who is your dream dinner guest? Ooh.
Amanda
Oh, Jane Goodall would be awesome.
Shane
I'm not gonna say the names, but.
Amanda
She might fall asleep at 7.
Shane
I'm not gonna say the names, but some of these people are on there, and they've been canceled since. I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
Amanda
Yeah, I agree.
Shane
You know what? I'm gonna say Oscar Wilde is on there. I'm gonna bring him back from the dead. Cause I think that'd be really funny.
Amanda
Is Maya Rudolph canceled?
Shane
No.
Amanda
Great.
Shane
Maya Rudolph.
Amanda
I'm gonna choose her. I figured.
Shane
I'm picking Oscar Wilde. That's really funny.
Amanda
It's so sad none of us chose, like, the Dalai Lama or Jane Goodall. But you know what? They wouldn't last through dinner.
Shane
No, they're not gonna be interested.
Amanda
They're gonna go to bed. All right.
Shane
Pick the word that best describes you. Ooh, I think for you.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
I think passionate.
Amanda
Is passionate on there?
Shane
Passionate's on there. It's in very small text.
Amanda
Oh, passionate is good.
Shane
I think for me, maybe.
Amanda
Wait, can I tell you.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Adventurous or. Yeah. Yeah.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Or critical thinker. Which one were you gonna say?
Shane
Critical thinker. I was kind of thinking.
Amanda
Oh, I'm gonna say passionate.
Shane
All right. What city should you actually live in? Ooh, I think you would live in Barcelona or Paris. Barcelona would be my answer. I think that's where you should actually live.
Amanda
I think that you are exactly right for me. Yeah. Yep. Out of all of those, I was going to say Rio de Janeiro, but.
Shane
No, I don't see that being. I see that where you'd visit.
Amanda
Barcelona. Yes, probably.
Shane
What about for me?
Amanda
For you? Either. London. Tokyo.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Ooh, this is hard.
Shane
There's a lot of. There's a lot of good answers.
Amanda
Or Portland. I don't know why.
Shane
Portland. Okay, let's say Portland. I feel it.
Amanda
Okay. Okay.
Shane
Pick a magazine. Oh, I already know mine.
Amanda
Oh, is Esquire on here?
Shane
Actually, I'm going. Okay.
Amanda
Is Sports Illustrated on here?
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
I think it's Sports Illustrated.
Shane
Is People magazine here?
Amanda
No, it's not. Which is fine.
Shane
I'm going to pick the only one that I am subscribed to.
Amanda
Scientific American.
Shane
That is correct.
Amanda
I knew it. I knew it.
Shane
Okay. I love articles about dinosaurs in space.
Amanda
I love that for you. You know what I'm saying?
Shane
But I do like National Geographic a lot as well.
Amanda
What do you think I'm going to choose?
Shane
I think you're going to pick Vogue?
Amanda
No.
Shane
No. Reader's Digest?
Amanda
No.
Shane
The New Yorker.
Amanda
Yeah, I love the New Yorker.
Shane
You like their. Their comics.
Amanda
So what's so weird is I'm the New Yorker and New York Times. You have to pay to get them. Yeah, but I said, I said the other day, I was like, I kind of want to pay to get them. I love them.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Isn't that crazy?
Shane
That's not crazy. It's a magazine.
Amanda
I'm so cool.
Shane
What do you look for in a workplace? Ooh, I have no idea. For you, a good challenge, probably. Oh, I know. My answer, though.
Amanda
Your answer is. Job security.
Shane
Ooh, okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Amanda
Risk taking environment.
Shane
No, no.
Amanda
I knew it. I knew it wasn't that one. Actually.
Shane
I knew it.
Amanda
Flexibility.
Shane
It's not flexible. Well, flexibility. All of these are good.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
But there's one that I'm like, okay, I'm going to pick that one above all of them.
Amanda
A Focus Mission.
Shane
No.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Interesting. Coworkers is.
Amanda
I was going to say that I.
Shane
Well, you picked five others first, so I was pick a genre. I already know I've been in the zone genre lately.
Amanda
Yours is sci fi. Fantasy.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Yeah. What's mine?
Shane
Yours is. I'm having loading issues. I'm gonna pick documentary. No, no, no. Okay. Thriller.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Absolute fucking will.
Shane
Pick a social network. Okay, here's our options.
Amanda
Be real.
Shane
Be real is one of the options. Tumblr, Facebook, Pinterest, Reddit, Instagram, Twitter, Letterboxd, Snapchat. Okay. I think I. I feel like I unfortunately have to pick Reddit.
Amanda
I knew you were gonna say that.
Shane
And that sucks.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Cause that's gonna really mess up my answer. Your real career should be incel.
Amanda
Mine is Instagram. I will say I like Instagram. It's great to take breaks from, but I understand it.
Shane
Oh, okay. Okay.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Your job. Your job. Detective.
Amanda
I wish because this is a job I would never do.
Shane
I would.
Amanda
I. I would never do this job that I got.
Shane
You would never do this. Okay. Executioner.
Amanda
You said I wouldn't. I'm just kidding.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
It's cuz I'm scared of this job.
Shane
I'm kind of scared of this job.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Is your. I'm too stupid for this job.
Amanda
Is your. Okay. Lawyer.
Shane
I like how I'm like, okay, that also fits.
Amanda
But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Environmentalists. Like closer. Jane Goodall.
Shane
The answer's Jane Goodall. No, mine is astronaut.
Amanda
Mine is astronaut.
Shane
We both got astronauts.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
What if that's the only answer Selina also got astronaut. I think we've been goofed.
Amanda
I think it's the only.
Shane
And I think that's the only answer for this one.
Amanda
Taking the test with us, though, and.
Shane
It'S just that you are an astronaut.
Amanda
You are an explorer. You are curious about the world around you and the way it works. You look at things closely and often with a different perspective than everyone else. You're quite unique. Lucky you, is what you're saying.
Shane
Everyone here at Smosh is an astronaut. We like to say that here at.
Amanda
Smosh, I have no interest in going to space unless the world is ending and we have to.
Shane
I would go to space if, like, I could go for, like, a little bit.
Amanda
A little bit. Wait a little.
Shane
I'll go to space for a little bit.
Amanda
I don't want to go.
Shane
I don't want to go for a month. If I could go for, like, a couple days, I would go to space, though.
Amanda
I'll go to space for a little bit.
Shane
I'll go for a little bit.
Amanda
I don't think, like, you know, when.
Shane
You'Re on a flight and you're like, go really high. You're like, let's just. Let's just go a little further. Come on, guys. Crank it up.
Amanda
Go to space for a little bit.
Shane
It's entirely possible to go to space for a little bit. Come on.
Amanda
Honestly.
Shane
Go to space for a little bit.
Amanda
You know those movies about astronauts that are, like, doing the. The exercises? I could never. I get really. Emotions. Motion sickness.
Shane
Honestly. No, I would never want to actually do it. Okay, do we want to do this one? I'm actually very curious. What age are you for real?
Amanda
That one's really fun, because if it says, I'm 60, then I think y'all.
Shane
What answer do you think we're gonna get?
Amanda
Cause I. I think both you and I are gonna get over 50.
Shane
I don't think so. I don't think so. I think you're gonna. I do think you're probably gonna end up with 18. No, I think you're gonna end up with, like, 45.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Just. Just.
Amanda
Actually, you know what? I think I might end up with someone really young.
Shane
Okay. Oh, wow. The first. First question is, which best describes your weekly alcohol consumption?
Amanda
Exactly why I just said.
Shane
I love how it's immediately, like, how much are you drinking?
Amanda
Exactly why I just said, 12 drinks average is a lot.
Shane
I like how that's the only answer.
Amanda
Which of which you severely regret the next day. 12 drinks average, but consumed in a period of two days. Okay, this is not.
Shane
These are okay to be for context. We're not given many options here.
Amanda
Pretty much only drink when in drinks related situations. That's not true. Half a bottle of wine. A whole bottle on a heavier week. I don't even like that sentence. A heavier weed.
Shane
These suck.
Amanda
I'm just gonna say a lot, probably. Why are we counting? I don't know.
Shane
I'm just gonna pick one of them. I'm gonna say the. None of them fit me.
Amanda
It's not a lot.
Shane
I'm gonna go.
Amanda
I drink wine, so I'm just gonna say heavier weak one. Even though I despise that sentence.
Shane
I just picked like one of the 12.
Amanda
What did you do?
Shane
12 drinks average. But it's not true. But I'm just picking.
Amanda
Yeah, I think you're right.
Shane
All right. You've been invited to a friend's birthday party at a bar and it starts at nine. You have no problem declining the invite.
Amanda
Oh, shit.
Shane
You'll show up late. Let's see. Cool beans, man is one of the answers. That's how it knows if I'm 30.
Amanda
Oh my God. What is wrong with this person? Why so late? But you still put on a good face. I would say 9:30 is not the worst thing.
Shane
It's not that bad.
Amanda
9:30 is not 10 or 11. Like you can F off.
Shane
I'm gonna say cool beans, man. That's fine.
Amanda
I'm probably gonna say 9:30, but you're out the door by 10:30. But that's not true.
Shane
That depends on the person and the place. Yeah, I'm gonna say cool beans.
Amanda
I'm cool beans.
Shane
I'm not gonna think too much of that.
Amanda
Who is your best friend?
Shane
Oh, let's see.
Amanda
Best friend, single. You have a couple?
Shane
I have like a couple.
Amanda
Yeah, me too.
Shane
Significant other. The person you met when you were 24. TV.
Amanda
Ew.
Shane
You have like a couple. I have like a couple.
Amanda
I have a couple.
Shane
How in shape are you?
Amanda
Oh, hello.
Shane
I'm pretty frickin in shape, dude.
Amanda
I'm pretty in shape. Yeah, dude, you're training for a half marathon. So pretty. I'm not, but everything hurts all the time.
Shane
Hell, there's not even an answer. That's like.
Amanda
This quiz sucks.
Shane
Good. Okay. Yeah. This quiz. Piece of shit. What is sassy for a magazine marathon?
Amanda
What is sassy magazine?
Shane
What? What is this quiz?
Amanda
An old person wrote this. A cool teen magazine you were slightly too old to read? No. A defunct teen magazine you learned about from.
Shane
One of the answers is what? And that is My genuine response to.
Amanda
That teen magazine you pretend the last cool teen magazine you ever had the privilege of reading. Okay, calm down. What? Yeah, me too. Do you think you're old? Nope. I don't think what you'd call mature.
Shane
I think I'm gonna answer. Nope. Cause, like, I know there are people younger than me, but, like, I'm old.
Amanda
I'm gonna say I'm mature.
Shane
I'll answer that too.
Amanda
Yeah, let's just both get astronaut.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Which social network do you prefer?
Shane
Okay, well, out of. Out of these, I'm going to say Twitter, but which is sad because Twitter does make. Does piss me off.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Yeah, it sucks lately.
Amanda
What drink do you order at a bar? Ramen Coke.
Shane
Who had these? These answers suck, man. It's rum and coke. Rum and diet coke. White wine, a craft beer, club soda, Buzzfeed.
Amanda
What's happening?
Shane
Craft beer is what I'm going to answer.
Amanda
I'm going to say white wine, I guess.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
And now they're going to turn me to be an 80 year old.
Shane
You're going to be 80 now.
Amanda
Great.
Shane
You have an extra $1,000. What do you do with the money? You buy a bet from West Elm. Oh. Put it toward paying off your credit card.
Amanda
I want to say that, too.
Shane
That's what I would do.
Amanda
That's what I'm going to do.
Shane
If I had debt that I needed to pay off, I'm going to do that. Doing absolutely nothing is nice, but impossible.
Amanda
A dream come true. Not cool. Great. But being lazy gets to you. I'm going to say that. No.
Shane
Is that like doing absolutely nothing? Does that mean, like, not even watching TV or something? Sitting, like, in a room?
Amanda
I don't know. Because when people say, I did nothing today, I think that still means that they watch TV or whatever.
Shane
I'm gonna say dream come true. That's pretty awesome.
Amanda
Cool.
Shane
Not all the time, but, like, sometimes it's nice. Which extravagance is most necessary in your life?
Amanda
Wine club.
Shane
Wine club.
Amanda
Organic foods.
Shane
I would say clothing for me. Ooh, Organic foods is pretty good. I'm gonna say clothing.
Amanda
I'm gonna say clothing. Clothing. Organic foods.
Shane
Yeah. As you can tell by my hoodie, clothing is pretty cool.
Amanda
Very cool.
Shane
Your goal for the next year is to stay out of trouble, to make it through alive.
Amanda
Okay. Take more time off.
Shane
Take more time off.
Amanda
Agreed.
Shane
Yeah. Okay.
Amanda
Oh, my God. I knew it.
Shane
Wait, did you get two answers or one?
Amanda
One.
Shane
Okay, I got.
Amanda
Oh, boy.
Shane
Okay, so I think yours 67.
Amanda
You're a nightmare. No. What Did I say before? What did I say I thought was gonna happen?
Shane
40.
Amanda
Young. No, you said. You said 18.
Shane
Are you 18?
Amanda
I'm 19.
Shane
Oh, my God.
Amanda
You fancy yourself a Johnny Knoxville. And you. 1D means 1D.
Shane
I love this quiz.
Amanda
Wait, what does 1D mean?
Shane
I don't know. One Direction.
Amanda
This quiz is psychotic.
Shane
Let me guess this.
Amanda
No.
Shane
What's so funny is this quiz was definitely made in, like, 2010 or something.
Amanda
Yeah, you have two.
Shane
Okay. No. All right, I got. I got my actual answer. I know what it is.
Amanda
It's one.
Shane
It's one. What it is. What do you think it is?
Amanda
45.
Shane
It's 45.
Amanda
Shut up.
Shane
It's 45.
Amanda
Yeah. Right.
Shane
Cause it says your real ages. 27 going on 45. Ah. So what do they. What do they write for? Your.
Amanda
What do they write for?
Shane
It says the only thing you like better than going to bed very early is proclaiming to the world that you are going to bed very early because you are old.
Amanda
45 is not that old.
Shane
Man.
Amanda
I knew it. So you're 45. I'm 19.
Shane
Great. There it is.
Amanda
There it is.
Shane
All right, do we want to do a legitimate test now?
Amanda
Let's do a personality test.
Shane
So we have here the Myers Briggs, which is a very famous personality test. I've never taken it, which is kind of surprising considering it's, you know, in the psychology world, it's known.
Amanda
Pretty big one.
Shane
I don't know how accurate it is, but it's. It's a determinator. It determines something about your personality.
Amanda
Yep.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
It gives you, like, the 4. 4 letter, like E, F. Oh, yeah. Or something like that.
Shane
All right, so here. You will find out.
Amanda
Here we go.
Shane
What we are. You regularly make new friends. Yeah. Okay. And there's like a. It's a scale of, like, most agree to agree. I'm going to say somewhat agree on that.
Amanda
I'm going to say pretty much agree. Although lately I've become a little bit older.
Shane
To strangers, you make friends immediately, though. Like, if you saw a complete stranger, you'll start rubbing their arm, just hug them.
Amanda
It's actually true. It's true. And people are like, hey, I'd like to take you out sometime. I was like, oh, no, I'm married.
Shane
They're like, you what the hell? You're like, he's my friend. You spend a lot of your free time exploring various random topics that pique your interest. Ooh, absolutely.
Amanda
That's definitely you.
Shane
Strong agree. I think you're definitely an agree of some sort.
Amanda
Yeah, I'm a middle agree.
Shane
Okay. Seeing other people cry can easily make you feel like you want to cry too.
Amanda
Agree 100% for me.
Shane
Yeah, I. Ooh.
Amanda
I think you are agree, but not fully.
Shane
I think I'm. Yeah, I think I'm, like, the middle agree.
Amanda
Yeah. Because I've cried in front of you a lot, and you don't shed a single. No, that's not true. You do get emotional.
Shane
It does affect you back. But you often make a backup plan for a backup plan. Plan. Ooh, I think that's a somewhat agree for me.
Amanda
I somewhat agree with that.
Shane
Like, a lot.
Amanda
You have to make a backup plan for a backup plan. Yeah, I, I. Yeah.
Shane
You usually stay calm even under a lot of pressure. I depends on what kind of pressure.
Amanda
Same same.
Shane
Like, when I've gotten into car accidents, I am surprisingly calm.
Amanda
Me too.
Shane
Or when, like, an earthquake happens. I. I don't freak out.
Amanda
It's the little things.
Shane
It's like if I have a lot of work to do, like. Like, if I'm behind on producing one of these episodes, I start to freak out a little bit.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
So I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say, like a light.
Amanda
I'm gonna say the lowest amount of agree.
Shane
I'm gonna do the same. At social events, you rarely try to introduce yourself to new people and mostly talk to the ones you already know. That's a strong agree for me. And I feel like a disagree for you.
Amanda
A strong disagree for me.
Shane
Yeah, you are.
Amanda
I love talking to random people. It's my favorite thing.
Shane
You and Ian are two people I know who are so good at it, and I am just so bad. I'm so bad at it, man.
Amanda
I don't know that you're bad at it. I just feel like you just.
Shane
I think I'm bad at it.
Amanda
Don't do it as much.
Shane
I don't do it.
Amanda
Exactly. I actually think you're great at it, but I just don't think you actually do it enough.
Shane
Yeah, you're so right.
Amanda
Cause you have so much that you could talk about.
Shane
What's funny? I wanted to bring up Tommy. I don't want. I never brought it up to Tommy, but Tommy has made those roasts about me not having normal conversations several times. And. And whenever he said it, I'm like, yeah, it's so true. I feel like I can't hold a normal conversation.
Amanda
I completely disagree. I disagree. I think what it is is that.
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Amanda
I think you naturally are like, oh, God, here we go.
Shane
I'm very in my head before you do it.
Amanda
Which you don't need to be because I have seen you. I've seen you chat with H like the first time you met him. And some people chat with my husband and they're like, I don't know what's happening here. He has, like a thick accent and sometimes he doesn't always, like, smile at everything you say. So people get concerned. I think that maybe that put less pressure on you. Maybe you, like, enjoyed it.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
So get out there. I'll throw you out to a random room of people.
Shane
Throw me. Throw me out there. All right. You prefer to completely finish one project before starting another? No, I'm gonna say mostly agree on that. I do like to focus on one thing at a time.
Amanda
I multitask a lot. So I'm gonna say disagree not fully.
Shane
You are very sentimental.
Amanda
Yes, extremely.
Shane
I'm trying to think. I feel like I'm mostly there. I don't think I'm fully sentimental. I think I'm. I'm either a light agree or middle agree.
Amanda
Yeah, I feel like maybe a. I think you're. Oh, I don't know.
Shane
I'm gonna say middle agree.
Amanda
Middle agree.
Shane
Because I can't fully. You like to use organizing tools like schedules and lists.
Amanda
Love it.
Shane
Yeah, I do like it. I'm not always the best at it, but I love them. I want to be better at them.
Amanda
Color coding.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Game changer.
Shane
Even a small mistake can cause you to doubt your overall abilities and knowledge.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
Yeah, that's a strong agree for me. Unfortunately, I kind of agree too. You feel comfortable just walking up to someone you find interesting and striking a conversation.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
Strong disagree for me. I cannot.
Amanda
Strong agree.
Shane
Strong disagree for me. I can't.
Amanda
I can't wait to do this.
Shane
I am so scared to go to random place. I do not go up and talk to people. I sit there and think about talking to them and then I don't.
Amanda
Oh, I can't wait. I'm just gonna go to a public place with you, and then I'm going to walk up. We're gonna walk up to a person and I'm gonna walk away, and you're gonna be there.
Shane
I will disintegrate. You'll come back and they'll be like, he's spontaneously combusted in front of me.
Amanda
He's here. He's just ash.
Shane
You are not too interested in discussing various interpretations and analysis of creative works.
Amanda
Disagree. I love talking about all of the analysis.
Shane
Absolutely love that. Analyses, analyses. You are more inclined to follow your head than your heart. Middle agree on that?
Amanda
For me, I slightly disagree.
Shane
Depends on the context.
Amanda
I think now I more slightly disagree because I used to follow my head a bunch, and now I'm following my gut.
Shane
I'm a very. I think I'm a mostly logical person. Yeah, you usually prefer to just doing what you feel like at any given moment instead of planning a particular daily routine. I think I'm mostly disagree on that.
Amanda
This is tricky for me because that used to be me. Like, no, this is my daily routine. I can't stray away. And lately I've been like, yes, I can.
Shane
And so I'm doing a light disagree on that.
Amanda
What should I say? Usually prefer to just. Oh, I'm doing a light agree.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
You rarely worry about whether you make a good impression on people you meet. Oh, yours is super disagree. I worry about it forever.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Still thinking about some of them from years ago.
Amanda
All right, tell me who they are and we're gonna go find them. I'm gonna leave you there, and I'm gonna walk away. I'm gonna slightly.
Shane
That barista who said, enjoy your coffee. And I said, you, too. Fucking.
Amanda
Hey, do you remember this man, Shane?
Shane
Hi. How's it going?
Amanda
He enjoyed his coffee and he can't sleep.
Shane
And then I said, you would enjoy your coffee too, but you weren't drinking coffee, and so.
Amanda
Oh, yeah, I couldn't sleep either.
Shane
She's like, how'd you find my new job at this insurance company? We're like, we tracked you down on LinkedIn.
Amanda
And she's like, you guys are creepy and I'm arresting you.
Shane
I'd be like, okay, this went well. You enjoy participating in group activities? Oh, yeah.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Strong agree. I love group activities.
Amanda
See, you love group activities. But.
Shane
Yeah, but it's like, I think other people are there. If there's some structure that makes it easier. You like books and movies that make you come up with your own interpretation of the ending. Oh yeah. Strong agree. I love that.
Amanda
I don't love one that it's like it ends and you're like, oh, did he go? I don't know.
Shane
Love that.
Amanda
I hate that.
Shane
I love it sometimes.
Amanda
Disagree.
Shane
Your happiness comes more from helping others accomplish things than your own accomplishments.
Amanda
My old self would have said agree 100% but I realized that that wasn't a good boundary. So I'm going to. Although I do love when people. I do love helping people accomplish things a lot.
Shane
I do. I think the problem is it's both half. I think I'm gonna go with a slightly agree. I'm gonna go with a slightly agree on that as well.
Amanda
Do you notice on the bottom that 1.5 million people shared this test?
Shane
That's crazy.
Amanda
This is a big test.
Shane
You are interested in so many things that you find it difficult to choose what to try next. Strong agree for me.
Amanda
Slight agree. I'm really interested in what I'm doing right now.
Shane
Oh man, I wish I could freeze time so that I could like. So I could like read a bunch of books and like watch a bunch of movies, TV shows stuff. And then I could go back. Cause like, there's not enough time. Like it makes me so sad whenever I'm at a bookstore of like there's not enough time in my life to read all these.
Amanda
Ugh, that's so upsetting. You know what you need like a 10 day vacation where you don't have to talk to anyone. This is opposite of the other thing. And you just read a million books.
Shane
I've been. Dude, I've been reading so much lately. It's.
Amanda
You're a good reader.
Shane
I love it. You are prone to worrying that things will take a turn for the worse. Strong agree.
Amanda
I don't know, I've kind of. That used to be me 24 7. Like I used to walk down the street and feel happy and then be like, oh God, something bad's going to happen. I. I'm less feeling about that, but it's still there. So I'm going to say middle.
Shane
I feel like you're not too. I don't feel like. Yeah, I don't feel worried about it. You seem like you're very like, let's go for it.
Amanda
Yeah, I think the old me definitely did.
Shane
Interesting.
Amanda
I'm way more.
Shane
It's so interesting to meet you at a different age. Cause I've only known you like you are.
Amanda
Yeah. I think if you met me when I was 25, I would still be. I would be wilder But I think if you really got to know me, I definitely was a lot more stressed out.
Shane
Interesting.
Amanda
And lot more like put so much pressure on myself to get things done.
Shane
I mean, I used to be way more stressed out too. I feel like the hope is that as you get older you lose some of that stress, that you figure yourself out a little bit.
Amanda
You just have to figure out what's the point of that stress. That's kind of where I'm at.
Shane
You avoid leadership roles in group settings. I think for me that's a middle agree. I think I do avoid it. Once I'm in a leadership role, I feel like I can take it on and do it, but I do avoid it. There's a lot of times where I'm asked like, oh, do you want to take charge of that? And I'm like, oh, somebody else do it.
Amanda
You wouldn't get voted off Survivor then.
Shane
That's true. That's what, that's my, that's my thing. That's why I'm doing all of this, is that I could eventually end up on Survivor.
Amanda
Well, I will say if people are like, well, it depends on the group. If they're wishy washy, like, well, what do you think I'd be like, all right, I'm getting in there. Let me take over. So I'm going to say slight agree because I don't, I don't mind being the leader of a group, but you.
Shane
Are definitely not an artistic type of person.
Amanda
Disagree wholeheartedly.
Shane
We can't do that.
Amanda
We are artists.
Shane
You think the world would be a better place if people relied more on rationality and less on their feelings? I think that for me is a. That's a, that's a very complicated question.
Amanda
It's a slight agree because I think that that would help out.
Shane
You know, I think it's a middle agree to me because for me doubt is based in logic and I think the world needs more like, I think a lot of leaders and stuff need more doubt because they are just going with what they think is.
Amanda
I agree.
Shane
You prefer to do your chores before allowing yourself to relax. Strong agree.
Amanda
Strong agree. Always.
Shane
I can't.
Amanda
I also grew up that way. My mom had a list of chores, so it was like every Saturday. We did a list of chores before we could relax.
Shane
Interesting.
Amanda
Also the relaxing feels better after you.
Shane
I've learned, man. Like, I, I just know I won't relax. Like, I, I can try. I will be thinking about it. You enjoy watching people argue.
Amanda
Fully disagree.
Shane
I think mine is a Middle disagree.
Amanda
Well, okay, what's.
Shane
Sometimes people. Sometimes if it's strangers. If it's strangers and it's just like a funny argument. But that's why it's a middle disagree. I still don't love it.
Amanda
Middle disagree.
Shane
I don't love it. I'm not gonna sit there and really enjoy it. You tend to avoid drawing attention to yourself.
Amanda
This is tricky.
Shane
That's tricky.
Amanda
If I'm working, I love attention. If I'm not working. Like, a lot of people who know me really well know this about myself. My friends will try to embarrass me at coffee shops or, like, do weird accents or, like, goofy things, and I curl up into a ball. I do not like the attention. I'm like, okay, I just want to be a normal person here.
Shane
That's actually outside of here. When I'm not, like, at smosh, I am really. I want to be invisible.
Amanda
I don't want to be invisible.
Shane
I would love to just not be seen. I just. I just want to. Just want to do my thing.
Amanda
So then what would you choose?
Shane
I'm going to put a strong. I'm going to put a middle agree.
Amanda
You tend to avoid drawing attention yourself. I'm going to do a slight disagree. I don't know.
Shane
I think you're just. I don't think you're someone who thinks about it too much.
Amanda
I don't think about it too much. I will say, though, if I'm going out and I'm having, like, a day where I feel like I could burst into tears at any moment, I do not want. But also, like, if I'm traveling, like, I do not.
Shane
Oh, airport.
Amanda
You feel it. You feel the eyes on you, and you're like, don't ask me where I'm headed. Please don't ask me.
Shane
Airport, gym, anywhere like that. I'm like, please. I don't same. Your mood can change very quickly.
Amanda
I agree.
Shane
For me, I think mine's a middle ground.
Amanda
I'm in agreements. I could literally be, like, psyched one moment and then solving the next. Actually, not when I'm here.
Shane
Mine's a slight agree. I think I am. I think it takes a lot for me to shift to that degree. You lose patience with people who are not as efficient as you.
Amanda
I agree with that a little.
Shane
I think I'm a slight agree.
Amanda
I'm a slight agree.
Shane
I think my patience is pretty good, but it depends on what it is and what the context is. But I'm going to say a slight agree.
Amanda
In general, I'm Going to say a slight agree. More towards. Really agree. It's.
Shane
You often end up doing things at the last possible moment.
Amanda
No, never.
Shane
I don't think that's me either, but I depends. I'm going to say. I'm going to say a slight disagree.
Amanda
I'm going to say disagree.
Shane
Actually I'm going to say a sort like a. Yeah, light disagree. You have always been fascinated by the question of what, if anything, happens after death.
Amanda
Fully agree.
Shane
Fully agree on that?
Amanda
100%. I've been told I need to watch the movie Past Lives. Was it you who told me that?
Shane
No, but I want to see it too. It's great. Cool.
Amanda
Maybe you should see it in a group of strangers.
Shane
No, that's okay. I think I'm gonna see it completely by myself in a cave with nobody else around.
Amanda
I'll let you know.
Shane
You usually prefer to be around others rather than on your own. I'm gonna say a slight disagree.
Amanda
I middle because. But I think a slight disagree.
Shane
Okay. You become bored or lose interest when the discussion gets highly theoretical. No, I think it'll disagree.
Amanda
It'll disagree.
Shane
You find it easy to empathize with a person who experience. Whose experiences are very different from yours.
Amanda
Yeah, I agree.
Shane
I think I can. My empathy is.
Amanda
In fact, I enjoy listening to that.
Shane
You usually postpone finalizing decisions for as long as possible.
Amanda
No slight disc.
Shane
I think mine's a slight agree, actually. Actually I think mine's a middle agree. I think I'm pretty bad. I'm pretty bad at it. I've been working on it this year of like, okay, if I'm scared of something, I'm like, I gotta. I gotta jump into it with it. But my inclination is to push it off.
Amanda
Oh, not me. I like can't sleep unless I fucking make a decision.
Shane
You rarely second guess the choices that you have made. Strong disagree. I second guess frickin every single I. I slightly disagree. After a long and exhausting week, a lively social event is just what disagree. So you don't. You would say disagree?
Amanda
I would say disagree. Like I said this test. I'm glad I'm taking it again. Cause I very much changed after. Cause our long week is all social. I'm not working in an office. It's all social.
Shane
I feel that so much because like I often judge myself when I go home and I'm like, I don't want to go out there and be with people. But I'm like, I am. My job is to talk and be loud all day. That I'm like, oh, my. And I don't have, like, a high social meter. There's a lot of videos that I watch back, and I'm like, oh, my meter was depleted and I was just running on fumes in that episode.
Amanda
We need to add it to our schedule. Introvertedness needs to be a part of our schedule. Like, working out also needs to be a part of introvertedness, because I see myself too. And then I get. That's when I get kind of like, snappy, like, ugh. Do you know? And so I will say social events midweek, though, I do enjoy.
Shane
Okay, yeah, that can be nice.
Amanda
Like a Friday after the end of the week.
Shane
Oh, Friday's good. Friday, I'm like. Like, we're still going. Let's just keep it going.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
And that way, Saturday I can wake up and know that I'm not doing anything. Damn, this is a long test. Let's keep it going.
Amanda
Yeah. Did I. Did I. Did I say it was 10 minutes?
Shane
I think. Well, it's okay, but we're talking it out. It's okay.
Amanda
It's okay. It's okay. We're at 60%. We're almost done, guys. This is important.
Shane
You enjoy going to art museums. Strong agree.
Amanda
Strong agree.
Shane
You often have a hard time understanding other people's feelings.
Amanda
Disagree.
Shane
Strong disagree. I feel like I get that. That's my interpretation.
Amanda
Same.
Shane
You like to have a to do list for each day.
Amanda
Agree.
Shane
Strong agree. You rarely feel insecure. Strong disagree.
Amanda
I. Strong agree.
Shane
I don't really feel insecure.
Amanda
Yeah, I don't know.
Shane
I think mine's a little.
Amanda
That since I was little.
Shane
Mine's a middle. Disagree. But it depends on what.
Amanda
But it's there. It's. I mean, when I was in growlings, I felt very insecure for a lot of it. And then I was like, who am I?
Shane
Yeah, you avoid making phone calls.
Amanda
Strong agree.
Shane
That's everyone.
Amanda
No, some people love the.
Shane
And they're crazy. People who want to talk on the phone are insane.
Amanda
What's wrong with you all Crazy.
Shane
You often spend a lot of time trying to understand views that are very different from your own.
Amanda
Strong agree.
Shane
Strong agree. For me as well.
Amanda
That's, like, my favorite thing to dig into.
Shane
In your social circle, you are often the one who contacts your friends and initiates activities. Unfortunately for me. Strong disagree.
Amanda
Same.
Shane
You don't. I feel like you initiate stuff all the time. I feel like you're. You get things going.
Amanda
That's true.
Shane
I do, But I don't.
Amanda
I don't think in my Social circle. I'm usually not the one to initiate.
Shane
Oh, really? Okay, well, I'm pretty bad at it. If your plans are interrupted, your top priority is to get back on track as soon as possible. Yes, Middle agree for me.
Amanda
Strongly agree. Like, if a plane is canceled, I'm on that shit.
Shane
I'm not good at trying to get it back on track, but I'm like, okay, I need.
Amanda
I'm like, I don't spend a lot of time wallowing it. I'm like, this sucks. All right, let's go get the next.
Shane
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it word with. You are still bothered by mistakes that you have made a long time ago. Ooh, I think it's a light agree.
Amanda
Yeah, yeah, Light agree.
Shane
I think it's a light agree. I try very hard to let it go.
Amanda
Yeah, same.
Shane
You rarely contemplate the reasons for human existence or the meaning of life. I strong disagree with that.
Amanda
I strongly agree about it. That stuff makes me feel sick.
Shane
Oh, man, I can't. I used to be obsessed.
Amanda
No. End of world chat.
Shane
I think it's. I think it's. I think it's middle agree, disagree now. But I used to be.
Amanda
Wait, you rarely contemplate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shane
Oh, I contemplate.
Amanda
Oh, fuck.
Shane
I'm contemplating right now.
Amanda
What? Should I not exist?
Shane
Why am I here?
Amanda
Oh, you're here to take this personality test for our.
Shane
That's my only purpose. Your emotions control you more than you control them.
Amanda
Ooh, I am working on this big time. My turn.
Shane
I think I'm a slight agree.
Amanda
Your emotions control you more than you can. I would say slight agree. I'm still working on it.
Shane
I'm a slight agree. But I do feel like I am good at.
Amanda
No, I'm a little bit more than agree. Yeah, you're pretty good at it.
Shane
I think I'm pretty good. But I think it's still a slight agree. I think there's definitely times where I've.
Amanda
Never seen you flip out ever.
Shane
Okay, I'll say a slight disagree.
Amanda
Don't change your thing.
Shane
No, I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that you take great care not to make people look bad, even when it is completely their fault.
Amanda
Ooh. I kind of slightly agree with that.
Shane
I think it's a middle degree for me. I don't like embarrassing people. I don't like to. I like to right wrongs. I like if someone's doing something wrong. I like, try to. But I would want to put them on the spotlight. Your Personal work style is closer to spontaneous bursts of energy than organized and consistent efforts. I think mine's a strong agree for that.
Amanda
Really.
Shane
Overall, I do my work, I get stuff done. But man, when I get a burst of like creativity and I get a lot better.
Amanda
That's kind of true.
Shane
Definitely true for me.
Amanda
I'm gonna say slightly disagree. Cause it's rare when I get that burst of energy. I think it's when I'm in the middle of a project and then it's like it can happen all hours of the day.
Shane
Got it.
Amanda
So I guess middle.
Shane
When someone thinks highly of you, you wonder how long it will take them to feel disappointed in you.
Amanda
Oh, disagree completely.
Shane
I think, damn. Yeah. I think mine's a middle disagree. You would love a job that requires you to work alone. Most of the time I actually think fully disagree. That's why I mentioned this when I was interviewed by Anthony. That's the reason I haven't done my own YouTube stuff is Cause I'm like, I couldn't do it.
Amanda
No, same.
Shane
You believe that pondering abstract philosophical questions is a waste of time. Middle disagree. I think there's importance to it, but I middle agree.
Amanda
I middle agree.
Shane
Sometimes I'm like, try not to dwell too much. But I think it's important to think about stuff. You feel more drawn to places with busy, bustling atmospheres than quiet, intimate places.
Amanda
That's a middle for me. I like both.
Shane
Middle disagree for me. I love quiet places.
Amanda
I personally could never live in the mountains in a cabin by myself.
Shane
Love that.
Amanda
Oh, no. I have to be near a bustling city, but I could live in a. I want my space to be intimate and quiet.
Shane
You know at first glance how someone is feeling. I think mine's a. I think mine might be a slight agree. You know, some people, I've really been surprised. I've been like, damn, I thought I knew.
Amanda
Okay, we're at 90%. We're killing it.
Shane
We're getting close.
Amanda
You often feel overwhelmed.
Shane
Strong agree. I get overwhelmed very easily for the people listening. That's the thing about me. I get overwhelmed very easily.
Amanda
I. Oh, fuck, this is hard. I want to say middle agree, but it's not really yet there. No.
Shane
You complete things methodically without skipping over any steps. Usually I would say a slight agree on that for a minute. You are very intrigued by things labeled as controversial.
Amanda
No, I don't.
Shane
I'm gonna say slight agree. I'm not. It depends on. Controversial is such an open compensate thing.
Amanda
Well, okay, if it's true crime or anything on people.
Shane
Yeah. Like there's. If something's controversial, I wanna know about it, but I'm not gonna be like, obsessed.
Amanda
Oh, shit. Did you hear?
Shane
You would pass along a good opportunity if you thought someone else needed it more.
Amanda
Ooh. I slightly agree with this.
Shane
I think I'm a middle agree.
Amanda
If I thought that it wasn't for me and someone else. Yeah. I would say I'm going to agree.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
I wouldn't just be like, well, I'm going to take it.
Shane
Even though I think I feel that.
Amanda
You struggle with deadlines.
Shane
I don't think I do. I'm a forgetful person. I will forget certain things like answering emails and stuff like that. But if I'm given a deadline for, like, this is due this day and I love it and I'm told and I know it and I. Or I give myself a deadline like that, I think I do okay with that. So struggle with deadlines. I'm going to say a middle disagree.
Amanda
Middle disagree.
Shane
You feel confident that things will work out for you.
Amanda
Ooh.
Shane
Hmm.
Amanda
I'm gonna say I say middle agree.
Shane
Middle agree for me as well. Optional. Select your gender.
Amanda
See? Results. Okay, guys, this is our results from the 16 personalities.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Oh, shit.
Shane
All right. I wonder if we got the same one. I don't know what these are. So.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Okay. What?
Amanda
Did you go first?
Shane
I'll go first?
Amanda
Yeah, you go first.
Shane
Your personality type is advocate. Advocates are quiet visionaries, often serving as inspiring and tireless idealists. I am 73% introverted.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
That feels very accurate because I'm not like 100% introvert.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
I am 86% intuitive. I am 66% feeling is my nature. 69% judging. Judging individuals are decisive, thorough, and highly organized. They value clarity, predictability, and closure. 68% turbulent. Turbulent individuals are self conscious and sensitive to stress. They feel a sense of urgency in their emotions and tend to be success driven, perfectionistic, and eager to improve. That is very accurate.
Amanda
So wait, what's your letters?
Shane
My letters are infj A. INFJ T.
Amanda
Okay, so you're like two.
Shane
I'm like. I'm divergent.
Amanda
Oh, you. Okay. All right, so here's mine. Your personality type is protagonist.
Shane
Whoa. You're the protagonist.
Amanda
You're the protagonist, which every casting director says I was the quirky friend, I guess.
Shane
That's crazy. You need to show him this test.
Amanda
I'll put this attached to my resume.
Shane
Here's my test resume.
Amanda
Link ENFJ Dash A Protagonists are inspiring, optimistic optimists. Optimists.
Shane
Optimists.
Amanda
Thank you very much. Readily taking action to do what they feel is right. Oh, God, that's very me.
Shane
That feels super accurate.
Amanda
60% extroverted. That's very true.
Shane
There you go.
Amanda
Okay. I enjoy group activities and value social interactions.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
62% intuitive. Okay. That's pretty true. 77% feeling.
Shane
There you go. Got it.
Amanda
Feeling. Individuals value emotional expression. Okay. 79% judging. Judging. Individuals are decisive, thorough and highly organized. Okay. 51% assertive. That's interesting.
Shane
I think you're very.
Amanda
I thought it would be more.
Shane
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Amanda
Assertive individuals are self assured, even tempered and resistant to stress. Okay. They refuse to worry too much and tend to be self confident when I feel like I thought I was a little bit more. But that's okay. 51% assertive.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Okay. ENFJA ENFJT okay, so that's. I don't know what that means.
Shane
What's the difference?
Amanda
Oh. ENFJ possess the unique ability to remain hopeful in the face of difficulties. Always remember that there is something to be grateful for. And my other one, enfjt.
Shane
And it's an assertive advocate versus turbulent advocate for me.
Amanda
Wait, what's the A and the T?
Shane
Assertive and turbulent. Yeah.
Amanda
I'm an A.
Shane
Down below, it has advocates you may know. Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, Lady Gaga, Marie Kondo, Nicole Kidman.
Amanda
Good for you.
Shane
Jon Snow.
Amanda
You know nothing.
Shane
Aragorn Galadriel.
Amanda
Okay. I'm very jealous.
Shane
Holy shit. Every Lord of the Rings character.
Amanda
Do you want to know mine?
Shane
Yeah, what are yours? Freaking Barack Obama. Okay.
Amanda
Oprah Winfrey.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
John Cusack, Ben Affleck. Okay. Jennifer Lawrence. Love her. Sean Connery. Maya Angelou. Oh, thank you. Daenerys Targaryen. I love all the Game of Thrones, Morpheus, the Matrix. I love Elizabeth Bennet, Pride and Prejudice.
Shane
There you go.
Amanda
The Oracle in the Matrix.
Shane
Okay. All the Matrix characters you got.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
So you're the chosen.
Amanda
Yeah. Celie Booth and Bones. I don't care. Or no. And Skyler White in Breaking Bad.
Shane
That's pretty cool. That. Actually, that's. Hey, there you go. I got Matthew Murdock, Daredevil and Atticus Finch. To Kill a Mockingbird.
Amanda
Great.
Shane
You got Skyler White from Breaking Bad.
Amanda
So I'm a protagonist, and I am an advocate.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Okay. And yeah. I'm assertive. I'm an assertive protagonist. So I'm an A.
Shane
And I think you're a T. I'm a T. Yeah.
Amanda
You're turbulent.
Shane
I'm a turbulent Advocate.
Amanda
Wow. So. Okay, so.
Shane
That pretty.
Amanda
That was really cool.
Shane
Do we want to blast through one more buzzfeed?
Amanda
I think so.
Shane
To figure out who we really are?
Amanda
I think so.
Shane
Do you want to do. We could do. What kind of garbage are you.
Amanda
We could do lit hero villain garbage.
Shane
What's your inner potato?
Amanda
CW show. Yeah, we could do one of those.
Shane
Let's do what? CW show. Are you okay? I feel like that's really to determine who we are. What we are. That's what it. This, you know, this Myers Briggs stuff is cool, but.
Amanda
It's cool. But what CW show? Are we prepared to be amazed?
Shane
All right, so it says, pick a college major. It doesn't list psychology, so I'm gonna say English. That was what I was originally gonna maybe do.
Amanda
Ooh, do you wanna know mine? Sociology.
Shane
There you go. Oh, wait, Sociology's on there?
Amanda
Yeah, you gotta really scroll down.
Shane
I'm still gonna go with English.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Which character do you. Oh, God. I don't know any of these.
Amanda
What? You clearly never watched One Tree Hill, buddy.
Shane
I never watched any of these. I'm gonna go with Lucas Scott from One Tree Hill.
Amanda
Hold on, hold on. You're going pretty fast.
Shane
I. Yeah, man.
Amanda
Okay. Okay. All right. You know what? I am going to go with Lucas Scott as well, because he was hot and very cool.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
What is most important to you?
Shane
I'm gonna say my.
Amanda
If you say world peace, you're outta here.
Shane
Family. I'm gonna go with my family on that one.
Amanda
Cool.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Should I. Yeah, I'm gonna go with my family.
Shane
There you go.
Amanda
I won't go with career.
Shane
Pick a first date. Ooh, Getting a cup of coffee. My answer's always gonna be coffee.
Amanda
You know what mine's gonna be?
Shane
What?
Amanda
Not sex.
Shane
Sex is one of the answers.
Amanda
Clubbing dinner at a local diner. Fuck off. Dinner at a fancy restaurant. Here we go.
Shane
Where did you meet your best friend? Of.
Amanda
I have more than one best friend. Is what? One of the answers is through work. I have more than one.
Shane
Pick a childhood young adult book.
Amanda
Little Women, duh.
Shane
Damn. I have not read any of these. Oh, wait. Charlie and chocolate. Fact.
Amanda
I thought you read, like, all the books in the world.
Shane
I didn't read books when I was young. Okay, Okay. I got you with mine.
Amanda
Okay. Mine completely froze.
Shane
So you're Gilmore Girls. Anyways.
Amanda
Hold on. Okay, Got mine.
Shane
All right. You're Gilmore Girls 100%.
Amanda
No, I'm not.
Shane
What are you? Are you.
Amanda
I'm Rain.
Shane
Rain.
Amanda
Rain.
Shane
Oh, nice.
Amanda
I am like, the badass that's awesome.
Shane
That's pretty good.
Amanda
Sleeps with two men.
Shane
What do you think mine is?
Amanda
Yours is some. You're like. You're. You're Gilmore Girls or something?
Shane
Nope.
Amanda
Wait, Gossip Girl?
Shane
No. Okay, mine's a prequel.
Amanda
The Carrie Sex and City.
Shane
Carrie Bradshaw, Carrie Diaries.
Amanda
Yours is Carrie Diaries.
Shane
Carrie Diaries.
Amanda
Okay, good.
Shane
Now we know who we are.
Amanda
I'm Reign. I am a queen.
Shane
That actually fits. I feel like.
Amanda
I feel like that fits. You are sophisticated and level headed, yet still tend to get swept up your emotions from time to time. Okay, you're freaking crazy. Do we have a quick end segment to end this? Oh, I literally don't want this.
Shane
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I had a. I have a really dumb. This is smart mouth and it's really stupid.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Okay, great. I want you to try to guess what my SAT score was. What do you think I scored on my SATs?
Amanda
Is it weird that I don't remember what the. Like what's the score? How the scores go? Isn't 5, 400.
Shane
So. Out of 2400.
Amanda
But you rarely went to school.
Shane
21 never took it. So. Yeah, you're right.
Amanda
You know what? You're dumb.
Shane
I just wanted to know what you thought I would get. Thank you. That's a pretty good score.
Amanda
I think you're pretty intelligent.
Shane
Thank you.
Amanda
We just gotta get you in front of a group of people. I took the SATs, but I don't remember what I got. I don't. I think it was. I think it was.
Shane
Sure you don't remember.
Amanda
I don't think it was that high. I was a terrible test taker.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
The pressure of the time, I was like. Also I was such a visual learner that to not have.
Shane
Yeah, no, it's okay.
Amanda
Yeah. Yeah. Zero.
Shane
You got your SAT score back and you're like, I think I'm going to do improv.
Amanda
Yep. Correct.
Shane
Now we know who we are. Protagonist. I'm an advocate.
Amanda
Yeah. If you guys know what you are on the Meyer Briggs tests, let us know in the comments.
Shane
Comment down below.
Amanda
That was our personality test.
Shane
Let us know what Disney princess you are.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
What. What age you really are.
Amanda
Yeah. I'm 19. And Shane is 45.
Shane
I'm 45.
Amanda
And what job you are really supposed to take.
Shane
Are you all astronauts?
Amanda
And. And if you get astronaut, then it's.
Shane
Go take that buzzfeed quiz and I want to see how many people get astronauts.
Amanda
What is it called again? What job are you?
Shane
What. What career should you actually be doing or something? If you just.
Amanda
Well, I learned a lot. Yeah, I learned that.
Shane
I think we're.
Amanda
I think I knew that about. There's.
Shane
I think we both. I think we both knew all those.
Amanda
Answers other than you being Belle and I'm Tiana.
Shane
That's right.
Amanda
I'm always a queen, and you're always this, like, bookworm living in a hole. All right, guys.
Shane
All right.
Amanda
Thank you so much.
Shane
Bye.
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Podcast Title: Smosh Mouth
Host/Author: Smosh
Episode: #32 - Taking Every Personality Quiz On The Internet
Release Date: February 5, 2024
In episode #32 of Smosh Mouth, hosts Shayne Topp (referred to as Shane) and Amanda Lehan-Canto embark on a humorous and insightful journey through the vast landscape of online personality quizzes. Joined by a rotating Smosh friend, they explore everything from quirky BuzzFeed quizzes to the more traditional Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, all while sharing laughs and personal anecdotes.
The episode kicks off with Shane and Amanda delving into the ever-popular Disney princess quizzes, a nostalgic nod to their younger years.
Shayne (00:42): "We're going to do that through a multitude of personality quizzes that we found some legit ones and mostly stupid ones."
Amanda (00:55): "Yep. But ones that I really want to know, like, what Disney princess am I?"
As they navigate through questions about favorite Disney movies, fears, and ideal soulmates, the hosts not only reminisce about their childhood favorites but also playfully critique the results.
Shayne (06:05): "But they were never, like, Meyer Briggs."
Amanda (07:04): "What do you think I'm gonna say? Shit. You know what I'm gonna say? Bar."
Their choices—Amanda identifying as Tiana from The Princess and the Frog and Shane as Belle from Beauty and the Beast—spark a light-hearted debate about the accuracy and relatability of these quizzes.
Amanda (14:31): "Tiana. You are confident and have set clear goals that you intend on reaching, no matter what the obstacle."
Shayne (14:43): "I am Belle. That's who I want to be."
Transitioning from light-hearted quizzes, Shane and Amanda tackle the more psychologically grounded Myers-Briggs assessment, aiming to uncover deeper insights into their personalities.
Shayne (30:00): "What we are. You regularly make new friends."
Amanda (31:05): "I was like, oh, no, I'm married."
After completing the test, they reveal their results:
The hosts discuss the nuances of their types, reflecting on how accurate the results feel in capturing their essence.
Shayne (54:32): "Your personality type is advocate. Advocates are quiet visionaries, often serving as inspiring and tireless idealists."
Amanda (55:52): "Protagonists are inspiring, optimistic optimists. Optimists. Readily taking action to do what they feel is right."
They connect their results to famous personalities and fictional characters, adding a layer of relatability and humor.
Shayne (57:39): "You got Skyler White from Breaking Bad."
Amanda (58:35): "I'm Reign. I am a queen."
Beyond the main quizzes, Shane and Amanda engage in various other personality assessments, including BuzzFeed-style quizzes that determine suitable careers, ideal SAT scores, and even fictional character alignments.
Shayne (60:07): "Which character do you... Lucas Scott from One Tree Hill."
Amanda (60:35): "I am Rain. I am a queen."
These segments are filled with playful banter and candid reflections, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and ability to entertain while sharing genuine thoughts.
As the episode progresses, Shane and Amanda reflect on the nature of personality quizzes, debating their validity and the extent to which they truly represent an individual's character.
Amanda (06:21): "I think it's hard to answer for yourself because I wish some of them had timers, because I think sometimes we answer what we want ourselves to answer."
Shayne (31:27): "Seeing other people cry can easily make you feel like you want to cry too."
Their discussions reveal a blend of skepticism and fascination, acknowledging both the fun and the limitations of such assessments.
Amanda (38:35): "You naturally are like, oh, God, here we go."
Shayne (38:44): "I wish I could freeze time so that I could like... read a bunch of books and like watch a bunch of movies."
In closing, the hosts invite listeners to engage by sharing their own quiz results and reflections, fostering a sense of community and interaction.
Amanda (63:53): "If you guys know what you are on the Myers Briggs tests, let us know in the comments."
Shayne (64:04): "Let us know how many people get astronauts."
Episode #32 of Smosh Mouth seamlessly blends humor with self-exploration, as Shane and Amanda navigate through a series of personality quizzes. From playful Disney princess identifications to the more introspective Myers-Briggs results, the hosts provide an entertaining and relatable take on the quest to understand oneself. The episode not only offers laughs but also sparks thoughtful consideration about the tools we use to define our personalities.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Shayne (00:42): "We're going to do that through a multitude of personality quizzes that we found some legit ones and mostly stupid ones."
Amanda (07:04): "I do love Belle."
Shayne (30:00): "What we are. You regularly make new friends."
Shayne (54:32): "Your personality type is advocate. Advocates are quiet visionaries, often serving as inspiring and tireless idealists."
Amanda (63:53): "If you guys know what you are on the Meyer Briggs tests, let us know in the comments."
Note: Throughout the episode, Shane and Amanda maintain a light-hearted and candid dialogue, making the complex topic of personality assessments both accessible and entertaining for listeners.