#40 - The Tell All Episode

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth – Episode #40: The Tell All Episode

Release Date: April 1, 2024

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1. Introduction: A Special Absence and a Big Confession

The episode kicks off with hosts Shayne Topp and Amanda Lehan-Canto preparing to welcome their special guest, Renee Rap. However, due to an unexpected emergency, Renee Rap cannot join them. This absence sets the stage for a particularly candid and memorable episode.

Shayne (00:36):
"April 1st. I have something to confess."

2. Shayne’s Major Announcement: Finally Doing the Splits

In a surprising and humorous twist befitting the April Fools' release, Shayne reveals a personal milestone—a long-kept secret that he's finally achieved the splits. This revelation brings both excitement and laughter as Amanda reacts with disbelief and amusement.

Shayne (01:10):
"I can finally do the splits."

Amanda (01:16):
"What? No. Are you serious?"

Shayne shares the struggle he faced, humorously attributing his previous inability to perform the splits to an anatomical joke about his butthole.

Shayne (02:14):
"I couldn't get my butthole to shut. I was trying to open."

3. Musical Tastes Clash: Imagine Dragons vs. Classic Rock

The conversation shifts to music, where Shayne expresses his newfound admiration for modern bands like Imagine Dragons and Paramore, humorously declaring them as the "new Beatles." Amanda counters with her preference for classic rock bands such as Bon Jovi and AC/DC, highlighting their contrasting musical tastes.

Shayne (04:10):
"I think the Imagine Dragons are the new Beatles."

Amanda (05:11):
"Oh, I think I would like them."

This exchange not only showcases their differing preferences but also sets up a playful dynamic between the hosts.

4. Internet Shenanigans: People.com and Vine Nostalgia

Diving into internet culture, Shayne and Amanda discuss headlines from People.com, including a bizarre sighting of Kate Middleton with Ben Kingsley in Morocco. They also reminisce about the now-defunct platform Vine, sharing laughs over the quirky “pickle guy” who helped shape Shayne’s sense of humor.

Shayne (06:18):
"We’re gonna go see the Imagine Dragons one day live."

Amanda (10:37):
"They were voting on it. Yeah, they were voting and now Vine three is in."

5. Confessions and Conflicts: Mic Wars and Workplace Anecdotes

A significant portion of the episode delves into personal confessions and minor conflicts between Shayne and Amanda. They recount a past disagreement over microphone volumes in the studio, leading to a humorous yet heartfelt confrontation.

Shayne (25:11):
"I think we should turn down Amanda's mic. She's, like, a little loud sometimes."

Amanda (25:31):
"And I learned how to take something that could be offensive to people and turn it into a POV that would be funny."

Additionally, Amanda shares amusing stories from her time working at the electoral office, reinforcing their camaraderie through shared experiences.

6. Tarot Reading: Predicting the Future with Humor

In a playful segment, Amanda conducts a tarot reading for Shayne, interpreting his past, present, and future with a mix of actual card meanings and comedic twists. The reading touches on themes like personal growth, confrontation, and impending droughts, all delivered with their signature humor.

Amanda (09:08):
"A lot of growth, a lot of flowers you're gonna see a lot of growth."

Shayne (10:04):
"There's gonna be a drought."

7. Merchandising Madness: Creative Ideas and Bloopers

Shayne and Amanda brainstorm creative ideas for Smosh Mouth merchandise, envisioning quirky designs featuring characters like Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog merged with birds—a nod to Shayne’s obsession with avian content.

Shayne (36:54):
"It should be knuckles sandwich with birds and knuckles."

This segment showcases their creative synergy and commitment to engaging their audience with unique merchandise.

8. Final Confessions: Vulnerability and Laughter

As the episode nears its end, Shayne takes a moment of vulnerability to share a childhood story about getting lost and being searched for by his father, tying it back to his love for birds. Amanda reciprocates with her own heartfelt tales, deepening their connection with listeners.

Shayne (48:44):
"My dad looked for me for so long... that's why I love birds."

In the concluding moments, amidst laughter and playful arguments, the hosts reflect on the episode's chaos and surprise, declaring it one of their best yet.

Shayne (55:39):
"This is probably one of the best episodes because..."

Amanda (55:47):
"Yeah. And if this gets how many likes, we should spar no matter what."

9. Closing Chaos: Theme Song Revisited and Final Laughs

The episode wraps up with another attempt at their Smosh Mouth theme song, leading to more laughter and a final wave of confessions. The playful atmosphere underscores the episode's themes of honesty, humor, and the enduring friendship between the hosts.

Shayne (50:11):
"Smash mouth. Smosh mosh mouth."

Amanda (58:00):
"What did you do?"

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Notable Quotes:

• Shayne (01:10):
  "I can finally do the splits."

• Amanda (04:24):
  "She's the popular girl."

• Shayne (10:04):
  "There's gonna be a drought."

• Amanda (25:31):
  "If we're playing fair, you, you kind of upset me."

• Shayne (48:44):
  "That's why I love birds."

• Amanda (55:47):
  "If this gets how many likes, we should spar no matter what."

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Conclusion: A Memorable Tell-All

Episode #40 of Smosh Mouth stands out as a blend of heartfelt confessions, humorous anecdotes, and playful banter. Shayne's monumental achievement of doing the splits serves as the anchor around which a myriad of topics spin, from music preferences and internet culture to personal struggles and creative endeavors. The hosts' ability to intertwine vulnerability with comedy ensures that both long-time listeners and newcomers find the episode engaging and relatable.

Listeners are encouraged to share their thoughts in the comments, especially celebrating this standout episode, while also looking forward to future episodes filled with more confessions, creative content, and the ever-entertaining dynamics between Shayne and Amanda.

Transcript

[Shane Topp]

Foreign. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. My name is Shane.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I'm Amanda. And today we have a very special guest. We were supposed to get Renee rap, but she had a. She had an emergency.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Couldn't get Renee rap. Guys, thank you for coming. Thank you for listening. We are chilling here.

[Amanda Lehan]

What is happening?

[Shane Topp]

I know. I don't.

[Amanda Lehan]

What is happening?

[Shane Topp]

Guys, I think I'm a little nervous. I think I'm a little nervous because today's a big day, and that's.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

April 1st. I have. I have something to confess.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

That I wanted to confess. This is huge for me, my followers, my family. Smosh. It's just, like, a big deal. Amanda, everyone. I can finally do the splits.

[Amanda Lehan]

What? What? No. Are you serious?

[Shane Topp]

I have been really keeping.

[Amanda Lehan]

Are you. Are you lying?

[Shane Topp]

No.

[Amanda Lehan]

Are you lying?

[Shane Topp]

No. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God.

[Amanda Lehan]

You're serious. Wow. Shane.

[Shane Topp]

I've been.

[Amanda Lehan]

That is amazing. And that's not a lot of people. You know, I worked at a gymnasium for a long time.

[Shane Topp]

What does that have to do with.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, well, I worked at a gymnasium. Cause people do splits and. Gymnasium.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I worked there, and it was crazy. The people that. There was this one guy that would always come in the gymnasium in Boston, Amanda.

[Shane Topp]

This is about me.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, right, Exactly. Which is why I was telling the story about the gymnasium that I worked at. And there was this one guy that would always come in, and he'd be like. He'd be like, do a flip. Do a flip. Boston's crazy.

[Shane Topp]

That's awesome. I love that you love Boston. Yeah. So this is huge for me, and I'm glad I can, like, talk about it on our podcast that we have that I appreciate so much. Yeah. So I have been working on it for so long, and I used to be open about it, but then I stopped talking about it. And it's something I really, really wanted to keep secret just for everyone involved. But, yeah, I guess the problem before I couldn't get my butthole to shut. I was trying to open.

[Amanda Lehan]

I knew.

[Shane Topp]

And, you know, that's the reason canonically, why I couldn't do the splits.

[Amanda Lehan]

I've actually run into that my butthole.

[Shane Topp]

Has a mind of its own.

[Amanda Lehan]

I've run into that same problem. I used to work at a. At a clinic, and we had so many that would come in and they couldn't get their buttholes to shut. And there was this one guy who would always come into the clinic, and he'd be like, I can't. I get. Get My butt. Hold it shut. Get my butthole to shut.

[Shane Topp]

What?

[Amanda Lehan]

Boston's crazy.

[Shane Topp]

That's crazy. Wait. I can't believe we've already. I don't know. We've been, like, a minute. Selena. I don't know if we've been, like, a minute into this episode when we haven't done the famous Smosh Mouth theme song.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, my gosh. You're so right.

[Shane Topp]

Because we do this every episode time.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

And now for every episode, we have.

[Amanda Lehan]

To do this thing. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

No, this is a really important part of our show. Right. I think we should. We should do it.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, we should do it right now.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Here we go. This is the Smosh Mouth theme song. Here we go.

[Amanda Lehan]

It goes smouth. Hear it loud, Hear it loud sm.

[Shane Topp]

Hear it loud, hear it loud Yo, I am. This is the guy. I'm doing my thing with it all in now. Yeah, I'm talking about my podcast. I'm Shane. This is Amanda. It's Smart Mouth. Yeah. So it's. It. What's cool about it is it has, like, a verse one, and then it's.

[Amanda Lehan]

Out, then it's out, then a second verse that's also out.

[Shane Topp]

I mean, here's the thing. It's like, yeah, we did that live.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

And it's.

[Amanda Lehan]

The recorded version is a lot better, but I'm like.

[Shane Topp]

Music's new for me. I'm, like, getting.

[Amanda Lehan]

You're getting into it. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. I feel like we should pick up from where we left off. Sure. Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

What are you listening to?

[Shane Topp]

So this week, I've been listening to a lot of stuff that I actually think is getting. I'm loving it so much that it's becoming my personality. I'd have to say. I think the Imagine Dragons are the new Beatles.

[Amanda Lehan]

What is. What is that?

[Shane Topp]

I, Shane Topp, think the Imagine Dragons are the new Beatles. You never heard of that?

[Amanda Lehan]

What is that? What?

[Shane Topp]

You've never heard of the Imagine Dragons?

[Amanda Lehan]

No. You.

[Shane Topp]

You're kidding.

[Amanda Lehan]

No, I'm. No. What is it? Are you lying again? No. People are gonna lose. What is that? What is it? Stop. What is it?

[Shane Topp]

When they find out you don't know the Imagine Dragons.

[Amanda Lehan]

What is the Imagine Dragons?

[Shane Topp]

You never heard it growing up?

[Amanda Lehan]

No. Is it like D and D? I've played that.

[Shane Topp]

No, I know you have, and you did a great job.

[Amanda Lehan]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. No, it was also. Who'd You. Who did we play D and D with? Chance and Angela. They're incredible people.

[Amanda Lehan]

So incredible. They're so talented.

[Shane Topp]

Let's remember to Go back to that.

[Amanda Lehan]

They're so sexy. Are so.

[Shane Topp]

So. No. So Imagine Dragons is this new band I've been listening to.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh.

[Shane Topp]

And it's like, basically my full personality.

[Amanda Lehan]

Shane, are you lying? Seriously, I swear to God. Dragons? Or are they people? Are they dragons or are they people?

[Shane Topp]

The band, Amanda.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay? It's a band multiple.

[Shane Topp]

You are so chronically offline. Amanda. Amanda.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, wow. Dude.

[Shane Topp]

What did you listen to growing up?

[Amanda Lehan]

What? I listened to Bon Jovi.

[Shane Topp]

Okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

I listened to, you know, the AC dc.

[Shane Topp]

Okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

I'm older. I'm older. So I listen to classic. Classic. Classic.

[Shane Topp]

Well, I've been discussing. Yeah. I mean, Imagine Dragons are just one of them. I got. There's like. There's so many good bands, and I realize there's like. Like. God, I can't think of one. Paramore. Paramore. Have you heard of Paramore?

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, no.

[Shane Topp]

It's such a good band. And I've been loving Paramore.

[Amanda Lehan]

Are they. They're rock.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, they're like rock and roll.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, I think I would like them.

[Shane Topp]

No, really? Love.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

But, like, nothing.

[Amanda Lehan]

I'll check them out. I'll write it down. Let me write it down.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, it's crazy. You write stuff down and you don't go, oh, my God, that's your phone. Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Wait, wait. While you're on your phone and imagine.

[Shane Topp]

Let'S explore what's on your phone. People.com.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, absolutely. People dot com. Let's see the headlines.

[Shane Topp]

What's on People? What's on Hot goss?

[Amanda Lehan]

Kate Middleton scene with Ben Kingsley on beach in Morocco. Whoa.

[Shane Topp]

What do you think about that?

[Amanda Lehan]

I can't. I actually can't remember who Ben Kingsley is. I actually think he's an actor. And you don't know who Ben Kings. I don't know. What is that? You don't know. What is that?

[Shane Topp]

I swear to God, it's a real thing.

[Amanda Lehan]

What has been Kingsley. What is. Why was she seen with him? I love Kate Middleton.

[Shane Topp]

God, today's such a big day in my life.

[Amanda Lehan]

Why?

[Shane Topp]

Just cuz.

[Amanda Lehan]

Just cuz.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Anyway. Whoa, my phone's blowing up.

[Amanda Lehan]

You got a. You got a text message.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Oh, it's Courtney. She's texting me.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, what is she saying? Hi, Courtney.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, she. She meant to text Keith, not me.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

Anyway, so big day in my life. Huge changes. I'm doing the splits. What's going on with you?

[Amanda Lehan]

Well, if it's a big day in your life, you know what we should do?

[Shane Topp]

What should we do?

[Amanda Lehan]

We should see what's going on in your life. Tarot. Tarot. I'm gonna read your card. Let me read you.

[Shane Topp]

Shane, I'm reluctant.

[Amanda Lehan]

I'm really good.

[Shane Topp]

Because I don't believe in that stuff, but I'll listen to it and have an open mind.

[Amanda Lehan]

You don't get it. You don't know.

[Shane Topp]

No, no, I'll have an open mind.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay. So Tara's all about the feeling. So you take a card, and that.

[Shane Topp]

Feels like go fish.

[Amanda Lehan]

Well, it kind of. I don't know the rules to any game, so I don't.

[Shane Topp]

No, you know the rules of games because they'll. They'll stop before we shoot and explain it to you.

[Amanda Lehan]

That's true. Or we'll have practice sessions days before the shoot so I can marinate in the rules. Okay. So. Okay, well, don't flip it yet.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. Okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

You're gonna ruin the magic.

[Shane Topp]

Sorry. Sorry.

[Amanda Lehan]

Two more, two more, two more. Okay, one more, one more.

[Shane Topp]

I'll say. Whatever cards I'm pulling right now are a big deal, because in my life, today. Also a huge day.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes.

[Shane Topp]

Because I. In a way, I. I. Only gamers know this. I walked down the aisle in Baldur's Gate.

[Amanda Lehan]

You did?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, I did. And. Which means you're in level four, so.

[Amanda Lehan]

Wow.

[Shane Topp]

Anyway, here you go.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay, so here we go. This is your past card. It's the boy. Little, little boy of little boy with star plants.

[Shane Topp]

Okay, so what's that mean?

[Amanda Lehan]

It means a lot of plants in your future. A lot of growth, a lot of flowers you're gonna see lot of growth. You're gonna see your things you've been working on grow and bloom. Whoa.

[Shane Topp]

Like parts of myself that are, like, going into a new chapter.

[Amanda Lehan]

Exactly.

[Shane Topp]

Like finishing Baldur's Gate.

[Amanda Lehan]

Exactly. This is your present. It's the blind swordsman. Ooh.

[Shane Topp]

What does this mean?

[Amanda Lehan]

It means you're gonna fight someone who's blind, has two swords. Okay. And.

[Shane Topp]

Wait, wait. Kind of giving the chosen vibe.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Yes.

[Shane Topp]

Because holding a sword.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes. Okay. And your future. A little cloud handing you a cup.

[Shane Topp]

What does that mean?

[Amanda Lehan]

Means start collecting rainwater because you're gonna need it. There's gonna be a drought.

[Shane Topp]

Foreign. Let's put that on our predictions list. So right now, on our predictions list.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. What do we have?

[Shane Topp]

Oh, we want to give Chance and Angela all our money.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. Good.

[Shane Topp]

We. We're gonna go see the Imagine Dragons one day live.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, love that. And there's gonna be a drought.

[Shane Topp]

There's gonna be a huge drought. Yeah. Well, this is awesome. Thank you for these cards.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, those are actually cr. Those are crazy cards because they are all have people on them. So that's a big sign. That's a big sign. That's a big sign with the hero people.

[Shane Topp]

Speaking of people.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, let's.

[Shane Topp]

Time to read some more off of people dot com. Hot goss.

[Amanda Lehan]

Tick tock. To be replaced with vine three.

[Shane Topp]

Now that's crazy. That's crazy.

[Amanda Lehan]

They. They were voting on it. Yeah, they were voting and now vine three is in.

[Shane Topp]

No, it's a big deal.

[Amanda Lehan]

That's a big deal.

[Shane Topp]

It's a really big deal.

[Amanda Lehan]

Get on Vine.

[Shane Topp]

Speaking of Vine.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes.

[Shane Topp]

Someone so close and near and dear to my heart started on vine and it's that pickle guy.

[Amanda Lehan]

Huh? The pickle guy.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. I just think he's really helped. Help my. Develop my sense of humor.

[Amanda Lehan]

What is the pickle guy?

[Shane Topp]

Other things that develop my sense of humor that I just want to say right now. Hannah Montana. People don't realize that really helped me.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, that's probably.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so why don't we go into our maybe favorite segment, a quick round of tntl.

[Amanda Lehan]

Absolutely.

[Shane Topp]

On the pod.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. Ready?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. Coffee beans. Do you have any coffee beans?

[Shane Topp]

No.

[Amanda Lehan]

Well, then I'm. Well, then I'm not. Well, then there's no reason for me to shop here.

[Shane Topp]

It's like a character looking for coffee beans.

[Amanda Lehan]

I don't know. I don't know. I just said the first thing that came. I don't know.

[Shane Topp]

Okay, here's my joke. Ready.

[Amanda Lehan]

Shane?

[Shane Topp]

Whoa.

[Amanda Lehan]

Sorry.

[Shane Topp]

I just moved the table. Wow, that was great. I have a voice memo I want to play.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay, okay.

[Shane Topp]

Hey, it's me. I'm a little piece of piss and shit hanging out, girl. I'm gonna get some lunch. Piss and shit, getting some lunch. We're at the cafeteria and we're pissing shit.

[Amanda Lehan]

You're crazy. That's crazy, Shane.

[Shane Topp]

Thank you so much. Speaking of crazy, you ever feel like you have. You're at the precipice of your life and you're about to, like, choose between one thing or another?

[Amanda Lehan]

Sure, yeah, absolutely.

[Shane Topp]

You say like, I do. I do it, I'll do it. Do you ever feel like that?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, absolutely. All the time. Well, it was. It's crazy because I used to. I used to work in a car shop and.

[Shane Topp]

What?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, yeah, I was an auto mechanic. I was. Yes, yes.

[Shane Topp]

Is this after Dunkin Donuts or before the clinic?

[Amanda Lehan]

This is actually during Dunkin Donuts. I was in Dunkin donuts during the day, auto mechanic during night. A nighttime auto mechanic.

[Shane Topp]

And then when were you at Groundlings?

[Amanda Lehan]

Groundlings was way after. Way after. I was an auto mechanic in my early preteen.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Okay, in your preteens.

[Amanda Lehan]

Preteen auto mechanic.

[Shane Topp]

Yes. And that's why they say you could do those, like, male characters so well.

[Amanda Lehan]

Exactly. Because I grew up with them. I grew up with them like, I was around them all the time. Wow. So I learned. Learned how? I learned engines and pistons. That's how I learned car.

[Shane Topp]

Have you actually been on. On car Reddit?

[Amanda Lehan]

I haven't been on. I. What is that?

[Shane Topp]

It's crazy.

[Amanda Lehan]

What is that? Let me see what car.

[Shane Topp]

Car Reddit you're looking at. Your iPad has the craziest stories. Yeah, this is my iPad. One second. Yeah, let me find car Reddit.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

You've never been on there?

[Amanda Lehan]

No, I've never, never. What is that?

[Shane Topp]

People say the craziest stuff on car Reddit.

[Amanda Lehan]

What do they say about.

[Shane Topp]

They say the CR stuff. This is one story. Op says, my wife got a car. Yeah. My wife got a car. And I felt jealous of it. What do I do?

[Amanda Lehan]

Well, so I think we. Oh, my God.

[Shane Topp]

Space for both, right?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. I mean, both people.

[Shane Topp]

The car. Both space.

[Amanda Lehan]

Exactly. Like, no one's in the wrong here, really. And the worst thing you can do is just is not. Is not get the car.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Right, Right. And I think it's, like, really important to, like, give space to each person.

[Amanda Lehan]

Exactly. A hundred percent.

[Shane Topp]

Totally.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Speaking of giving space.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

I've been reading some more books.

[Amanda Lehan]

What books have you been reading?

[Shane Topp]

I. So I think it was. I was listening to Paramore, and when I was listening to Paramore, I found.

[Amanda Lehan]

I need to listen to them. I need to. You have to remind me to listen.

[Shane Topp]

No. 100%. I will definitely remind you. I'll definitely remind you. So I was listening to Paramore, and they did a song for the Twilight series, which I had never actually, like, watched.

[Amanda Lehan]

I've heard of that. Yeah, I've heard of that.

[Shane Topp]

But I went back and I read it, and that was so cool. And, you know, I, like, have a heart for writing.

[Amanda Lehan]

Sure.

[Shane Topp]

So I actually wrote my own Twilight. Yeah, I did it not from Edward's perspective, but from Anna Kendrick's character's perspective.

[Amanda Lehan]

From Bella.

[Shane Topp]

No, no. Anna Kendrick. She's like the girl in the back.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, she's the popular girl.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. She's also my favorite actor.

[Amanda Lehan]

Anna Kendrick is.

[Shane Topp]

I know all Anna Kendrick trivia.

[Amanda Lehan]

Mine's Annalise. Vanderpool.

[Shane Topp]

Who?

[Amanda Lehan]

What's her name?

[Shane Topp]

Anneliese Vanderpool.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Who's that?

[Amanda Lehan]

You don't know who that is?

[Shane Topp]

No, I don't.

[Amanda Lehan]

She's always on People dot Com.

[Shane Topp]

No, I don't know that.

[Amanda Lehan]

Speaking of People Dot com. Here we go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Anderlease Vanderpool is engaged to Orlando, not Brown Bloom.

[Shane Topp]

Who's Orlando Brown? First of all, from that's so Raven. Oh, dang. See, I don't know what that is.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

Gosh. Yeah. What's that?

[Amanda Lehan]

A Court of Thorns and Roses. It's about fairies fucking. That's all.

[Shane Topp]

Is it your favorite book?

[Amanda Lehan]

No.

[Shane Topp]

I feel like we should play this Moshmouth theme song one more time because I feel like we played the wrong file. And we should try it again.

[Amanda Lehan]

We should try it again.

[Shane Topp]

We should make it better.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay. Okay, Here we go.

[Shane Topp]

Ready?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

Smash Mouth.

[Shane Topp]

That's the wrong file, too. Let's pick a different file. Let's pick a different file.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. Okay.

[Shane Topp]

What about this one? What about this one?

[Amanda Lehan]

How about this? How about this?

[Shane Topp]

It's Smosh Mouth. It's Mosh Mouth. It's Shane and Amanda. It's Mosh Mouth. See, that seems good. Maybe they might play that. Okay. More. More tnt.

[Amanda Lehan]

I said motherfucker like, four times, so I don't think they.

[Shane Topp]

Are you ready for TNT all round two?

[Amanda Lehan]

Absolutely.

[Shane Topp]

I think I lost because you made me laugh.

[Amanda Lehan]

I. And that character was just. Was literally off the top of my head.

[Shane Topp]

Do another character, please.

[Amanda Lehan]

Literally. Okay. Oh, here's another one. Yeah, man. Whatever. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. I was going down to the fucking coffee shop. Not coffee. Oi. You down at the coffee shop? Yeah, man, whatever. I was down at the coffee shop.

[Shane Topp]

Dude.

[Amanda Lehan]

That's so insane.

[Shane Topp]

Wait, I should. What's that? What's this physical motion you're doing?

[Amanda Lehan]

And just. It's just I came up with both those characters off the top of my head.

[Shane Topp]

That's incredible. That's incredible. I actually have a. A voice memo to play Yonder. It's me, a mythical being. A mythical being from my butthole. Yes. From the depths of my butthole.

[Amanda Lehan]

What?

[Shane Topp]

I think comedy about buttholes is the best thing.

[Amanda Lehan]

I think it's so funny.

[Shane Topp]

Selena, can we get a point check? I think Amanda won that round.

[Amanda Lehan]

I would. I don't even know. I don't even know how that happened. I.

[Shane Topp]

Literally.

[Amanda Lehan]

Off the top of my head.

[Shane Topp]

Damn. Oh, man. What's going. Hey, I want to see. Did you do something different to your Banks.

[Amanda Lehan]

Do you notice? Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

You do anything different?

[Amanda Lehan]

I mean, no, it's just. It's just like new conditioner. That's literally it.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda Lehan]

That's literally it.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I just get it wet and put the conditioner in and I wash the conditioner and the bangs come out like this.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, my God. Courtney showed me this new conditioner. Pantene.

[Amanda Lehan]

Courtney was showing you conditioner?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. No, we were. We were talking on slack. What we talk on at work. Yeah. Anyway. Ooh, here we go. Why don't I read more off of my Reddit?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Let me close all these tabs.

[Amanda Lehan]

How many tabs do you have open?

[Shane Topp]

They're all just googling Angela's IMDb. I think those are the best jokes.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, so not that long of a tab, then. Whoa.

[Shane Topp]

We're not here to roast her. We're here to roast somebody else.

[Amanda Lehan]

You're right, you're right, you're right.

[Shane Topp]

Okay, let me close the tabs. Is this funny?

[Amanda Lehan]

Shane?

[Shane Topp]

Give me a second. I'm going to try to draw a dinger on here.

[Amanda Lehan]

No.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, Yeah, I am.

[Amanda Lehan]

No, don't draw a dinger.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, my gosh. So I. I do want to talk more about the splits.

[Amanda Lehan]

Hey, you want to see me pop a dinger? Hey, you want to see me papa dinger?

[Shane Topp]

Incredible.

[Amanda Lehan]

I want a papa dinger.

[Shane Topp]

It's incredible. It's incredible. I love that character so much. I do want to talk about. More about the splits, if that's cool.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. It did feel like one of those things where it's like you work your whole life and people talk about work.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, that's crazy. I actually used to work.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Where did you used to work?

[Amanda Lehan]

At the. At the electoral office.

[Shane Topp]

Used to work at the electoral office.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. A lot of people don't like the Electoral College exactly. It's their. It's their Office of operations. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

What is. What is that?

[Amanda Lehan]

And that's what a lot of people don't know. A lot of people literally don't know anything about the electoral office. And it is such. I will.

[Shane Topp]

Lester Holt. Shit. Eli.

[Amanda Lehan]

It's kind of like, yeah, Lester Holt lives in the electoral office.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

And he actually counts the votes of the Electoral College in the electoral office. And I was sitting at the front desk, and I was responsible for everyone coming in, everyone coming out. And it was crazy because there was this one guy who would always come in, and he was like, let me count the votes. Let me count the vote. Boston's crazy. Wow.

[Shane Topp]

Boston's insane. Your story that had nothing to do with what I'm about to say reminded me of something. I would love to show you what I've been working on. Because, I mean, like, today's a big day. Like, I think, like, this episode. I think Celine, I think sleep. This episode's coming out on a big day when we are posting. It's like a big. It's April Fools. Right? So I do think. I do think that this is the day that I'm announcing about my splits, so I might as well do them.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, right? Oh, my gosh. Yes, Shane. That's crazy. Whoa.

[Shane Topp]

Where's my chain?

[Amanda Lehan]

Nice.

[Shane Topp]

Don't you love the face I always make when I do it?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes.

[Shane Topp]

Don't you love the face I always make when I do it?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

[Shane Topp]

Did you like that? I feel like I didn't get that much praise.

[Amanda Lehan]

You wanted more.

[Shane Topp]

I mean, that was a big freaking deal. I mean, like, I've worked all my life for this.

[Amanda Lehan]

Clap for him.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, true. You know what they say about the splits. Something borrowed, something blue, something new or whatever. All right, here we go. So confession time. Oh, part of the time. The episode where we do Confessions.

[Amanda Lehan]

Ah.

[Shane Topp]

I. I do want to get real for a second. I know this is the pod where, like, we don't. It's not like it's our own channel. We don't have to, like, do smosh pit stuff and be silly or anything like that. I do want to, like, you did. You upset me the other day, and I thought it would just be good to like, have confrontation on the pod. For content.

[Amanda Lehan]

Of course. Yes.

[Shane Topp]

And just content. For content. You know what I mean?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, absolutely. Shane, I am. First of all, I am so sorry.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. You know what you did.

[Amanda Lehan]

Absolutely. Absolutely. I do. And that I. I never. If I would have known, I would have never intended it for. To come out that way.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Well, I mean, maybe we should explain to the listeners what happened.

[Amanda Lehan]

Sure.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. So we were in the kitchen.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

And there were. There were cookies. And I was like, who put cilantro and cookies?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I didn't know that you baked.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, but I've baked them before. I brought them to. I brought them to the office before. And I just felt like it was a little insensitive the way you did it. And you kind of like. Yeah, I.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I'm a comedian. Right.

[Shane Topp]

No, Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

I studied at Groundlings.

[Shane Topp]

No, I know.

[Amanda Lehan]

I studied at Groundlings. And I. There we learned character work, and we learn how to take something that could be offensive to people and turn it into a pov. That would be funny.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, but you were like, which disgusting slob made these cookies?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

And what sucks is, like, every time you're just naturally talking to me, you're looking down, right?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

And it felt like you were looking down on me and you were, like, saying. And you were just being, like, a little. Yeah. Yeah. So you. Don't you agree? I couldn't. Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. And I'm sorry, but if we're. If we're playing fair, you. You kind of upset me.

[Shane Topp]

Okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

Before. Right?

[Shane Topp]

In what way?

[Amanda Lehan]

Well, remember when we had to go to hr?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

I think you remember what happened there.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. So, yeah. I mean, it all stems from our mics, right? People don't know this. These mics. I wanted my mic louder. Okay. And.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I wanted my mic louder than.

[Shane Topp]

Shane's, and I just thought, respectively, we should turn yours down a bit. Right? And it was just like, I don't understand what I did wrong. Like, I just, like, said to our sound guy, like, I just think. I think we should turn down Amanda's mic. She's, like, a little loud sometimes.

[Amanda Lehan]

Right.

[Shane Topp]

And I'm just a little more soft spoken, so I don't know how that hurt your feelings, but I'm here to listen and respond for content.

[Amanda Lehan]

And, you know, I actually know how to respond because I worked in a therapist's office.

[Shane Topp]

Why'd you say that? Like a gobbler.

[Amanda Lehan]

I worked in a therapist's office. I worked there.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, you did?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes. And I learned how to take what you're saying and turn it against you.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. So, okay. My mic needed to be louder and.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. And I apologize for what I did wrong. I don't know what I did wrong, but I did just want my mic a little louder and yours quieter.

[Amanda Lehan]

Right.

[Shane Topp]

Maybe. I mean, like, I. If I'm being honest, like, I'm. And it's upsetting because that was only.

[Amanda Lehan]

The worst thing you can do is lie. The worst thing you can do is lie.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Yeah. But that was just the beginning. And I've always said that that was the beginning of it. Okay. Because, like. Because, like.

[Amanda Lehan]

Shane. Shane, are you gonna.

[Shane Topp]

I feel like we didn't really talk about this, but I feel like you didn't understand how much Harambe meant to me.

[Amanda Lehan]

Right. And I didn't know, but we were.

[Shane Topp]

Like, laughing, and it was fun and cool and stuff. I don't think you understood that. Meme culture means a lot and you can laugh about it, but memes mean a lot to me, Amanda.

[Amanda Lehan]

I thought it was another five nights of Fremies. Again.

[Shane Topp]

Again. You like? I spent a whole episode explaining this. And we played the episode, we played the game so many times and you can't even see the right word. And I don't like to raise my voice.

[Amanda Lehan]

Five nights at Fremy's.

[Shane Topp]

You know that that's not the name.

[Amanda Lehan]

Are you lying again?

[Shane Topp]

What do you mean? I don't lie.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. And you know what? I actually went home and I applied to get a job at a zoo because of you. Because I want to make sure another Harambe never happens. And I can be that change.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. I think what would make me. Thank you. I appreciate hearing that.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

And I also think, like, I think what would make me feel better is if I taught you something.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

We went back to our original.

[Amanda Lehan]

You're gonna teach me something, and this will solve everything? Yeah. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Have you ever seen the meme with Spider man and they're all looking at each other like this?

[Amanda Lehan]

What is that?

[Shane Topp]

Oh, my God. You've never seen it? See? We're back, baby. We're back.

[Amanda Lehan]

What is that?

[Shane Topp]

So there's these three. Spider Man. Three, right? Yeah, there's three. And they don't.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh. Oh. Toby Maguire. Toby Maguire. Spider man.

[Shane Topp]

Yes. People.com.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes.

[Shane Topp]

Y.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes.

[Shane Topp]

It's crazy.

[Amanda Lehan]

You didn't know that there's two more.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

You know the two other Spider Men, right? Shane. Shane. You know the two other Spider man names?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. You know Andrew Garfield.

[Amanda Lehan]

Nice.

[Shane Topp]

Toby Maguire.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, no.

[Shane Topp]

Hold on one second. Andrew McGuire. Toby. Andrew Garfield. Toby Maguire.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, no.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, no. Sorry. There's a lot going on. Today's a big day. I didn't tell anybody. I got a ring.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, what? What'd you get a ring for?

[Shane Topp]

This ring means a lot to me.

[Amanda Lehan]

Why? What?

[Shane Topp]

It's because I passed a lesson in my culinary class. I've been in culinary classes. Wow. I wake up at 5am for the gym. And then before that at 3am I go to culinary classes.

[Amanda Lehan]

What do you do at the gym?

[Shane Topp]

And I learned how to souffle an egg. You could souffle an egg? And I did it. And they gave me a ring. And the woman who gave me the ring, she. She was beautiful. She was my type. She was blonde. Anyway, sorry. This is an emotional day for me. Andrew Garfield. Tobey Maguire. The little Italian kid. What's his name?

[Amanda Lehan]

He's not Italian.

[Shane Topp]

He's not Italian.

[Amanda Lehan]

Not Italian. Oops.

[Shane Topp]

He's from New York.

[Amanda Lehan]

What?

[Shane Topp]

He's like, has an east coast thing about him.

[Amanda Lehan]

He. Spider man is from New York. Yes.

[Shane Topp]

Okay, then maybe this is a good time to admit I don't. I. Every time I talk about watching Marvel, I actually don't.

[Amanda Lehan]

I've never seen Marvel either.

[Shane Topp]

Anytime I'm talking about Marvel, I'm lying. Lying everyone's faces. Because really? Really?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

I spent all my days watching birds.

[Amanda Lehan]

Bird. Like, is that a show?

[Shane Topp]

No, just videos of birds, so. Videos of birds. There's nothing that makes me happier than videos of birds. And I need. I need people to just flood my email DMs in any. Any contactable way to get me. Send me birds and never stop. Yeah, never stop sending me birds. Okay? Because, like, I'm going into, like, a huge new chapter in my life and I'm gonna need these birds. You know what I mean? I'm gonna need you to always talk to me about birds. Anytime, any place.

[Amanda Lehan]

I would love to talk to you about birds.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. What do you want people to, like, bother you with in this new chapter of your life?

[Amanda Lehan]

I want fan art of Knuckles. From Shadow. From Sonic the Hedgehog. I want a lot of custom fan art.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I. Knuckles and myself. And I want to.

[Shane Topp]

Stop interrupting me. Stop interrupting me.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I want it to be kind of.

[Shane Topp]

Please.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I want it to be kind of romantic. Knuckles and me like that. I want non stop.

[Shane Topp]

You and Knuckles.

[Amanda Lehan]

Me and Knuckles.

[Shane Topp]

You and Knuckles. And that's because of Muay Thai, right?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, it's because of Muay Thai. Because I. I want to fight Knuckles.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Crazy people. Yeah. I know. I think every time, even like when you like, like post anything like, like beautiful about your career or anything. People should be talking about Knuckles.

[Amanda Lehan]

About Knuckles. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

In the comments. They should be talking about non stop.

[Amanda Lehan]

I want nothing but Knuckles.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Yeah. How is Muay Thai?

[Amanda Lehan]

It is really great.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Like, are you like. I. Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Just learned this new move where I sweep my leg around.

[Shane Topp]

You sweep your leg around?

[Amanda Lehan]

I sweep my leg around and. And wrap their leg with my leg and Whoa. And then I push my weight over theirs into a flip.

[Shane Topp]

Whoa. Do you ever feel like we should, like, spar sometimes?

[Amanda Lehan]

We should definitely spar. Next episode.

[Shane Topp]

Next episode. We should spar. And if we don't do it, people.

[Amanda Lehan]

Should hold us and one person has to, like, literally tap out. Like.

[Shane Topp]

Like, we shouldn't stop.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. Shouldn't stop until someone taps out.

[Shane Topp]

Because it's content. We love content.

[Amanda Lehan]

We should do it for content. We love content.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. And no, I think we should Spar.

[Amanda Lehan]

You know, one of those boxing tournaments. Those boxing things that like Jake Paul and Logan Paul do.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, we should spar.

[Amanda Lehan]

We should do one of those.

[Shane Topp]

We should do one of those. We should do one of those. We should watch Angela and Chance. We should invite Angela and Chance to watch.

[Amanda Lehan]

It's a wrap. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. To rap. They should rap.

[Amanda Lehan]

Should be the Chance. Should be this girl.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, that'd be really great. That'd be really great. Speaking of sports, some catch up on some sports.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

I have some predictions about the Red Sox. No. The Broncos. Close, Close. Do you even know who the Red Sox are? Amanda, do you know who the Red Sox.

[Amanda Lehan]

I'm from Boston. I think I know the Red Sox.

[Shane Topp]

Okay, name a player.

[Amanda Lehan]

What were you saying? That you were.

[Shane Topp]

Stop interrupting me. Okay, so I think that the Denver Broncos this year are going to at.

[Amanda Lehan]

Least get play in Denver.

[Shane Topp]

Stopped interrupting me. I think. I think this year they will get to the playoffs. That's my hope. Because I'm like, really into manifesting ever since I started doing these weird cards with you.

[Amanda Lehan]

Right.

[Shane Topp]

I'm into manifesting and I think that the Broncos will go to the playoffs because this is a huge year for me and I am, like, willing that into existence.

[Amanda Lehan]

How many teams are in the playoffs?

[Shane Topp]

There. There is. There's a lot. There's just like.

[Amanda Lehan]

There's like a specific number.

[Shane Topp]

No. Yeah, but like. Yeah, it's kind of like a bunch of teams play and then a certain number go in. Oh, yeah, you don't understand. NFL. Yeah. So a certain number of them go into the playoffs and it's like sudden death.

[Amanda Lehan]

And. What is that? What is that number?

[Shane Topp]

What is the. I don't know the number. Yeah, I don't. I don't know the number. But there's. There's teams like. There's the Chargers, the Courtney's, the. The. The Panthers.

[Amanda Lehan]

What was that team?

[Shane Topp]

The. The Panthers. There's the Chargers, the Courtney's, the Panthers, The. The Red Sox. That's a baseball team.

[Amanda Lehan]

Baseball.

[Shane Topp]

Boston. Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

And, you know, it's crazy that I worked for the Red Sox.

[Shane Topp]

You did not.

[Amanda Lehan]

I was. I did.

[Shane Topp]

You did not.

[Amanda Lehan]

I did. I worked in the. In the pit and I helped warm up the pictures.

[Shane Topp]

You helped warm up the pitchers, and that's why you love knuckles so much.

[Amanda Lehan]

That's why I love knuckles. Exactly.

[Shane Topp]

Do knuckles. Be honest. Be honest. Do knuckles turn you on?

[Amanda Lehan]

No. Shane.

[Shane Topp]

Okay, well, we're talking. We're talking baseball. We're talking pitches. Let's pitch here. Should we pitch? Should we Pitch the official smosh Smosh mouth merch.

[Amanda Lehan]

Absolutely. We've.

[Shane Topp]

We've never had any yet, and we should pitch it.

[Amanda Lehan]

We should. Oh, I was. I was actually thinking we get jumpsuits like this one.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, yeah. Why don't you show. Can we. Can I. Can we see this jumpsuit? This is so cool. You got it off of your newly site. Oh, wow. You look great. Wow. You. It's. This is great. No, your bangs look great. Remember it well, remember what I always tell you. You look just like the berries and cream girl.

[Amanda Lehan]

What is that?

[Shane Topp]

When one thing looks like something from the Internet, it's so funny.

[Amanda Lehan]

What is that?

[Shane Topp]

You know, I talked to you about. It's that commercial berries and cream. Berries and cream.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Let me show you on the iPad what it is.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

They give me this toy. I have so many toys by my desk. I have three Etch A Sketches, iPads. Here it is.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay. Excuse me, sir. Is this berries and cream?

[Shane Topp]

There? It is. You sounded. No way. Berries and cream.

[Amanda Lehan]

I'm a little like. Berries and cream. Berries and cream. Berries and cream. Our little lady likes berries. That is me. That is me.

[Shane Topp]

I feel like for the smoshmouth merch, we should just have it. It should be just like a crew nec. Because we love crewnecks. I love crewnecks. And it should be some knuckles with a bunch of birds on the knuckle.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes, because. Because I'll be. And you.

[Shane Topp]

Yes, yes. Like, it should. It should be knuckles, and then on top of the birds should be more knuckles. It should be like a knuckle sandwich with birds and knuckles.

[Amanda Lehan]

Dude.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda Lehan]

Dude.

[Shane Topp]

Speaking of hands. Yeah. This ring is like, such a big deal.

[Amanda Lehan]

It's gorgeous.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

And, you know, I. I. And I'm not wearing my ring right now, but, you know, you're married. Yeah, I am married to my wedding.

[Shane Topp]

What's that like, being married?

[Amanda Lehan]

It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. And did you see the pictures at my wedding?

[Shane Topp]

I did see the pictures of. No, you don't have to.

[Amanda Lehan]

Please.

[Shane Topp]

No, we don't have to see him again. We don't have to see him again. We don't have to see him again.

[Amanda Lehan]

I get it.

[Shane Topp]

The flowers are gorgeous. The flowers are gorgeous.

[Amanda Lehan]

Look, I have it.

[Shane Topp]

Let me see. Let me see. Oh, my God.

[Amanda Lehan]

And the color scheme. The. The color scheme. The yellow and the pink and the orange and the white.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I have. I have more pictures, too. Come here.

[Shane Topp]

Yo. I. Honestly. Amanda. Amanda, I think I've seen Oh, I don't really need pictures of my four teeth. How is H, by the way?

[Amanda Lehan]

He's so good. But look. Yeah, see, my sisters had matching colors as well because they. And it's so. They're all so different, but they all match the theme.

[Shane Topp]

Wow, that's so sweet. It's like bright colors. I want to say bright colors.

[Amanda Lehan]

Bright colors.

[Shane Topp]

Bright reminds me of a little bit of fish. Stop interrupting me. You're interrupting me.

[Amanda Lehan]

The fits are different of.

[Shane Topp]

You're interrupting me a lot.

[Amanda Lehan]

There's different shades of yellow.

[Shane Topp]

Turn my mic up. Turn my mic up. And turn her mic down. This is why I want my mic up. Amanda. Okay. What's going on with your husband?

[Amanda Lehan]

Sorry, I'm still looking at some of the pictures.

[Shane Topp]

Goodness gracious. All right, fine. I'll read off of my itch a sketch more or. No, I know what I'll do. I'll talk about so random a little bit more. Okay. One day on so Random, no one really knows this, but the time I'm on screen the most that everyone looks at, I pissed my pants in that shot. And people don't know there's piss in my pants. Yeah. So everyone should go home, zoom in, and see if you can find the pissy in my pants, because it's in there. Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah. And people don't know. They're always like, shame for my Carly. Shame for my Carly. And I'm like, shame for my Carly with pissing his pants. You know what I mean?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

But it was like Shane from my Carly with piss in his pants. You know what I mean? And it's like. It's a vulnerable thing, but I'm saying it because I feel very vulnerable. My heart is opened and, you know, speaking of.

[Amanda Lehan]

You know, that really not funny. Yeah, I do.

[Shane Topp]

Say it on three. The least funny member on small of smosh. Say it on three.

[Amanda Lehan]

One, two, three. Chance. Oh, my gosh. I couldn't. Shane.

[Shane Topp]

Whoa.

[Amanda Lehan]

We've never agreed like that.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

You know what that means?

[Shane Topp]

You could turn her mic up.

[Amanda Lehan]

We should. We should see if we can do a tarot reading right now.

[Shane Topp]

Let's do it.

[Amanda Lehan]

We should see. We should see what's in the cards because that's cr. Because I have never. I have never seen that.

[Shane Topp]

Okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

I have never seen that.

[Shane Topp]

This tarot reading will explain why chance isn't funny. So what's that card?

[Amanda Lehan]

Three daggered hearts.

[Shane Topp]

Three daggered heart. What does that mean?

[Amanda Lehan]

And it means you're getting stabbed in the heart.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. Me cuz. This is about if chance is funny. We're.

[Amanda Lehan]

We're pulling these cards for if chance is funny. Oh, my gosh. The page of Swords.

[Shane Topp]

Page of Swords. Swords. Chosen. The chosen. Swords.

[Amanda Lehan]

And page of Page of Swords.

[Shane Topp]

Page. Books. Me. Shane. Books. Pages. Swords. The chosen. It's about me.

[Amanda Lehan]

And look, this character looks a little gay. So it's probably Chance. And then his. And then his future. Knight of Cups.

[Shane Topp]

Knight of Cups. What does that mean?

[Amanda Lehan]

Because we've been saying he's going to date a celebrity. We've been saying that. Right?

[Shane Topp]

Saying that.

[Amanda Lehan]

We've been saying that. That's literally on our prediction.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

We have three things on our prediction board. It is.

[Shane Topp]

It's that we're gonna go see the Imagine dragon.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes.

[Shane Topp]

Because I love that band. It's becoming my new personality. Along with birds. And then. What was the other one?

[Amanda Lehan]

Selena, do you remember?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. I love. I love the way you guys communicate.

[Amanda Lehan]

Drought. Start saving water. Drought.

[Shane Topp]

Honestly, we're talking about chance. Let's talk about other cast members.

[Amanda Lehan]

Sure. Oh, and how we actually feel.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Should we rank them?

[Amanda Lehan]

This is our official ranking from bottom to top of smash cast members. So although chances. What? What?

[Shane Topp]

Sorry, that was so funny. We're gonna rank them because it's like when I'm given a pile of stuff.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

All I think to do is rank it.

[Amanda Lehan]

Rank it? Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Either rank it or guess it.

[Amanda Lehan]

There has to be. Yeah. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

I'm either gonna guess it or rank it.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes.

[Shane Topp]

Yes. Do you. Why don't I guess, like, something that you're. That you want me to guess?

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

I've already guessed everything. Can you guess? I guess. Your favorite books, everything like that.

[Amanda Lehan]

I can.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

I can guess anything.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay. You can guess places I've worked.

[Shane Topp]

Places you've worked. Okay, okay, okay. Easy. Okay. So Amanda, she likes comedy. You worked at a. You've talked. You've. You've worked at coffee shop.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. You've Work. I already know these things, Amanda. I already know you worked. Why do you always want to talk about where you work?

[Amanda Lehan]

Do you. I need this.

[Shane Topp]

What do you mean you need this? Is there a spell on you? Did someone put a spell on you?

[Amanda Lehan]

We have time. We have time.

[Shane Topp]

What do you mean, we have time?

[Amanda Lehan]

Who's.

[Shane Topp]

Who's telling you you can do.

[Amanda Lehan]

Get places.

[Shane Topp]

Oh.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, no.

[Shane Topp]

Hold on. Amanda. Come on. Amanda. Amanda. They'll cut this out. Listen, who. Is there a spell that was cast on you? Be honest with me.

[Amanda Lehan]

I like it.

[Shane Topp]

What do you mean you like it?

[Amanda Lehan]

I Like it? Guess what.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. Okay. I need to know. Open the tarot cards. Tell me what's going on with you. Sometimes I feel like there's been a spell on you.

[Amanda Lehan]

Heroes don't know where I've worked. Oh, my God. That's crazy. I literally worked at a Renaissance festival. I lit. I'm not kidding. Selena. Selena. I'm not kidding.

[Shane Topp]

Point check. Selena. Point check.

[Amanda Lehan]

Point check. Point check.

[Shane Topp]

Point check. Selena.

[Amanda Lehan]

No.

[Shane Topp]

No.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, my God.

[Shane Topp]

I'm gonna guess I'm winning. Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

I'm gonna guess that I'm winning.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. Oh, I'm getting a phone call. Sorry. Really quickly. Oh, it's Courtney.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, answer it. Hey, Courtney.

[Shane Topp]

Hey. It's crazy you're calling today. It's a big day for me and you, right? You too, right? It's a huge day. Yes. I did the splits and you cut your hair shorter. Amazing. We're announcing here today on Smoshmouth, I can do the splits. Amanda has some weird curse on her, and Courtney cut her hair shorter. Yeah. Oh, this is a huge day. This is a huge day. Okay, back to ranking the cast members.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay. 12 champs.

[Shane Topp]

I, Shane, am always jealous of when Tommy wears that trench coat. I want to wear it, too.

[Amanda Lehan]

It would drown you.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

It would be a gown on the ground. It would be like walking down the aisle. That would be like a veil going 10ft behind you.

[Shane Topp]

Okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

You'd look like one of three kids in a trench coat.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. Going to an R rated movie. Okay. Okay. So I admitted a secret. I always. I can't tell Tommy, but I always look at him and I'm like, oh, my God, I wish I was wearing that jacket.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

That's a secret about me. Do you have a secret about a cast member?

[Amanda Lehan]

I have a secret about a cast member. Sometimes I will go behind Olivia and I will smell her hair.

[Shane Topp]

No way.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. I just love the smell of it.

[Shane Topp]

That's crazy.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Because I love the smell of Orasha's hair.

[Amanda Lehan]

No. Yes, you do that too. You do that. I think I've seen you. That's why you always sit behind her.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, I know. I love the smell of a rash.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. What else? What is other dirt about cast members?

[Amanda Lehan]

Me and Angela don't like each other.

[Shane Topp]

What?

[Amanda Lehan]

That's true.

[Shane Topp]

That's not funny to joke about. No.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, so now it's not funny? Yeah, we actually don't at all.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. When you guys play games, you guys are pretty. Pretty brutal. Like.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, that's because that's because we're trying to.

[Shane Topp]

Guys are always feuding.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. Because we actually, you know, other. You know the show Joan and what is it? Joan and Joan and what is the Judy and what is the show on FX called?

[Shane Topp]

Zelda.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, that's it.

[Shane Topp]

Joan and Zelda.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, Joan and Zelda.

[Shane Topp]

Joan of Arc, of literary figure and also from history.

[Amanda Lehan]

Wow. Shame your sis.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. So I'm so sorry I'm making Today all about me, but it's just a huge day in my life. And I do want your advice because you also are this.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. What?

[Shane Topp]

I.

[Amanda Lehan]

What?

[Shane Topp]

I'm getting surgery to get taller. And you're tall, and I am. As a married tall person.

[Amanda Lehan]

I am.

[Shane Topp]

I'd love to know what you have to say about being tall and, you know, give me any advice about being tall, because that is in my future.

[Amanda Lehan]

A lot of the time I have to sew my own garments because they just don't make clothes big enough. So I have to take two. I have to. So if I actually want something. Clothing, I have to buy two of the same pair of clothing, and then I have to rip them in half and sew them, the two pieces together to make clothing that's my size.

[Shane Topp]

That's incredible. Yeah, I heard.

[Amanda Lehan]

But it's worth it because. Because I do subscription boxes, and so I just order.

[Shane Topp]

You do a subscription with Big and Tall Anthropology?

[Amanda Lehan]

I do, but I do. But I do two subscriptions. That way I get two of the same items, tear them apart, sew them together.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Perfect. Literally perfect.

[Shane Topp]

Doesn't Shaq's shoes fit on you?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, I actually found them. I found a pair that he wore, and I stole them from an auction, and I got caught. I actually got caught.

[Shane Topp]

You went to jail?

[Amanda Lehan]

Well, I didn't go to jail. I went to this rehabilitation place in the desert, and it was crazy. They gave us shovels and they made us dig.

[Shane Topp]

Wait, Amanda, that's a pretty big.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

It was a rehabilitation problem. Was it all boys?

[Amanda Lehan]

It was all boys, which I thought was weird. And then apparently my grandpa had also had a history in the same desert. It was crazy. Crazy. Found. Dug a hole deep enough, found a treasure chest with my last name on it. Lehan Canta. And lo and behold, there's some. There were crazy lizards. Crazy lizards crawling all around this chest. And I was like, oh, my gosh.

[Shane Topp]

Telling me the other day, like, we were watching that. We were watching the movie with Sigourney Weaver, and you were like, she reminds me of someone. Sigourney Weaver. She's in.

[Amanda Lehan]

What is that?

[Shane Topp]

That's crazy story. That's a crazy story.

[Amanda Lehan]

It was crazy. And, you know, it was in the treasure chest was my graduation from Grandly Things. It was a certificate.

[Shane Topp]

That's crazy.

[Amanda Lehan]

So I actually didn't even take classes.

[Shane Topp]

It's crazy.

[Amanda Lehan]

Never took classes. Just found a certificate in the treasure chest. Done.

[Shane Topp]

That's absolutely. Honestly, if we're talking about our backstories, let's just. Let's just do it. I feel like you're being really vulnerable. I'll be vulnerable, too. No one really knows this. My dad. His name is Marlon. And. And when I was little, I. We were. We were out and about, and we were just going through some stuff, and I got lost. Trust.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

And my dad looked for me for so long.

[Amanda Lehan]

Really?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. And like, it's. And I was looking for him, and it was like, when I was.

[Amanda Lehan]

Where were you?

[Shane Topp]

Young. Where were you We. So at the time, I was in the dentist office. Yes.

[Amanda Lehan]

I remember this story.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. No, I've told you this. Yeah. And it's like a really big deal. And that's where. Because you know my aunt Dory.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes, she. Your. Your Aunt Dory.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, exactly. She's really my aunt. Yeah. But like, that. That. It means a lot to me. Yeah. And that's why I love birds. So hot in here. I don't know how it is. I. I don't know. It's just crazy that I'm this big.

[Amanda Lehan]

You are big. You are big. How much can you bench press?

[Shane Topp]

A thousand.

[Amanda Lehan]

A thousand?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Wow.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

That's crazy.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Yeah. A thousand.

[Amanda Lehan]

I could probably. I could probably bench press a thousand, too.

[Shane Topp]

You could?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. You probably could because of all that Muay Thai.

[Amanda Lehan]

All the Muay Thai.

[Shane Topp]

Okay, so next time we fight. Yeah, we're gonna fight, right?

[Amanda Lehan]

We're gonna spar, and we're gonna actually spar. Yeah. Pushy, pushy, Pushy. Pushy. Sit.

[Shane Topp]

Pushy. I think we should sing the song one more time and try again.

[Amanda Lehan]

Again?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Do you really want to try again?

[Shane Topp]

Because I really want them to play this song.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay. I'm beatboxing first.

[Shane Topp]

Okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

Here's the smosh Mouth theme song.

[Shane Topp]

Smash mouth. Smosh mosh mouth.

[Amanda Lehan]

See, that seems all you did was say smoshmouth three times.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, it's like. It's like a jingle. It's like when Hannah Montana goes, wow, wow, wow.

[Amanda Lehan]

I didn't watch that show. It was a little past my time. Oh, wow.

[Shane Topp]

A little past your time. How old are you again? How old are you again. Speaking of Hannah Montana, I want to share a story about so Random.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

Is that cool? Do you mind?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Do you like when I talk about so Random?

[Amanda Lehan]

I love when you talk about so random. Because you know what's crazy is that.

[Shane Topp]

Did you work at so Random? People don't know that you worked it so random.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, I was. I was behind the camera. I was behind the camera. No way.

[Shane Topp]

I can't wait to tell Courtney that she's gonna die.

[Amanda Lehan]

Why are you telling Courtney?

[Shane Topp]

Because she's your best friend. So crazy, dude.

[Amanda Lehan]

And it's crazy because when I was working at so Random, there was this guy.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Who would always come in and he would be like, oh, oh, do the. Do the jokes.

[Shane Topp]

You. Okay.

[Amanda Lehan]

Just I always talk about where I work and I'm realizing that.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

And maybe I should stop doing that.

[Shane Topp]

Why do you want to stop?

[Amanda Lehan]

You're right.

[Shane Topp]

You can open up to me. You know, I have a psychology degree.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh. What?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh. So you should read mine then.

[Shane Topp]

Sure. I mean, I'm usually pretty incredible at everything I try.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. All right.

[Amanda Lehan]

The way you just shuffled those cards was great.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. I'm scared. I'm holding these cards. I don't want the haunt to begin. Remember that. You don't remember Bath Legacy?

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh. Oh. Oh. I still don't know the rules.

[Shane Topp]

Classic. Okay, so, yeah, let's see what this I'm just going to pull. I'm going to like. What should I pull these cards about? Let's. Let's figure out what.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yes. What is my next job going to be? No.

[Shane Topp]

Why do you always have to talk about your past part time jobs?

[Amanda Lehan]

Good, good.

[Shane Topp]

Right. Let's figure this out.

[Amanda Lehan]

But I am looking for new work. So if you can also look at my future and see what's coming up.

[Shane Topp]

Sure. Birds. I pulled a bird card and I don't believe in this stuff that much, but I don't know, Amanda, I just.

[Amanda Lehan]

Pulled a bird and that is crazy because that's. That's the bird of pentacles.

[Shane Topp]

The bird of pentacles. What does the bird of pentacles mean?

[Amanda Lehan]

Well, it means a lot of birds. Yeah, I'll tell you that. That means it means a lot of birds.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, my gosh. Does my future have a lot of birds?

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Like two doves signifying you forever. Union. Sorry. Psychology degree.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, right, right, right.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. Wow. A bird card.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay, now me. This is the work card.

[Shane Topp]

What is this card? Oh, this looks like a man holding three sticks.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, you don't know that one?

[Shane Topp]

Whoa.

[Amanda Lehan]

You don't know that one?

[Shane Topp]

No, I don't. I don't know any of these.

[Amanda Lehan]

To be clear, that's the pole.

[Shane Topp]

This is herder card. The pole herder.

[Amanda Lehan]

Pole herder.

[Shane Topp]

Pole herder. Whoa. Whoa. Okay, I'll leave it at that, then. Oh, no. A guy looking like he's crying in bed.

[Amanda Lehan]

Wow. Yeah, wow.

[Shane Topp]

Wow. Okay, so I think you should say facts about each one of these cards.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. The bird of pentacles is the rarest card in the deck. You can see he's on crutches because of the pain that he's in currently. Pole herder. His job.

[Shane Topp]

Sorry, I'm gonna write these down on my iPad.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah. Poll Herder. His job is to herd polls. There's three of them because it represents the Holy Trinity.

[Shane Topp]

Three of them. Okay, three.

[Amanda Lehan]

And you need to find religion again is what that's saying. So that's your. That's your journey. That's your journey. Shane Topp's journey is he's finding religion.

[Shane Topp]

Okay. So after I get into music, I'm gonna get into religion.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah, I love that.

[Shane Topp]

That seems light and chill for content.

[Amanda Lehan]

And then the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. The Nine of Swords.

[Shane Topp]

The Nine of Swords.

[Amanda Lehan]

It means you have. We're gonna go and we're gonna go and review the movie 9. We're both gonna sit down, and we're gonna watch. Watch the movie Nine, and then we're gonna review it. Next time on the podcast, we actually need to be.

[Shane Topp]

Both of us need to be well educated in musical theater. We need to watch more musicals.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, the musical Nine.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. That's what I thought you were talking about.

[Amanda Lehan]

Oh, there's a weird animated movie.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, I was talking about Nine with Daniel Day Lewis and Fergie. Anyway, we're almost out of time, Amanda.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

And I think we should have one more confession time.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

I think we should just, like, lay it all on our chest. This episode has been absolutely wild.

[Amanda Lehan]

This has been one of the craziest ones, literally. This has been one of the craziest.

[Shane Topp]

I literally talked about a woman who changed my life. Haley Williams of Paramore has changed my life.

[Amanda Lehan]

And I'm actually glad. I'm actually glad. This is actually perfect because I'm actually glad that Renee rap couldn't come on today because this episode. This episode. Well, like, this is one of the best episodes that we've, like.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, no, I'd say this was, like, the best episode. And I think everyone in the comments should say this is the best.

[Amanda Lehan]

This is probably One of the best episodes because.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. And if this gets how many likes, we should. We. We should spar no matter what.

[Amanda Lehan]

We're gonna spar a hundred thousand.

[Shane Topp]

Let's think about all the actionable items coming from this episode.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

So the actionable items from this episode. I'd say we are gonna spar. We're both gonna watch nine.

[Amanda Lehan]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

We need you guys to do fan art of knuckles and birds. And knuckles and birds. Yeah. And me with my new ring from culinary school. Thank you so much. Okay, so confession time. I think you're dragging the show down. Down. I think you're taking it down. I. I think you're absolutely taking this thing down.

[Amanda Lehan]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

I think you.

[Amanda Lehan]

You.

[Shane Topp]

I am at the front wheel, and you take the wheel and you just ram this in to the second tower. 911 joke.

[Amanda Lehan]

Are you. Are you lying?

[Shane Topp]

No.

[Amanda Lehan]

You're not. Stop. I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious.

[Shane Topp]

I think I want to find a new host.

[Amanda Lehan]

Shane, are you. Are you pranking me?

[Shane Topp]

I'm not pranking.

[Amanda Lehan]

Are you pranking me?

[Shane Topp]

No, I am not.

[Amanda Lehan]

Are you pranking me?

[Shane Topp]

I'm not pranking you.

[Amanda Lehan]

You're not pranking me.

[Shane Topp]

I'm going to find a new host. First person who says something right now loses all power.

[Amanda Lehan]

Speaking of power, I worked at the power plant.

[Shane Topp]

What do you mean, the power plant? Oh, my God.

[Amanda Lehan]

You're seizing. Amanda, what's going on? There was electricity, and I. I plugged things in.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, my God. No.

[Amanda Lehan]

There was this guy who would always come in and he.

[Shane Topp]

This news is crazy. My asshole's exploding. I'm gonna be stuck in the splits forever.

[Amanda Lehan]

Shane.

[Shane Topp]

I'm gonna be stuck in the split.

[Amanda Lehan]

I know how to save you.

[Shane Topp]

Save me. Blitz.

[Amanda Lehan]

I know how to save you.

[Shane Topp]

Quick, quick. Save me.

[Amanda Lehan]

My color.

[Shane Topp]

See me Your color scheme of the flowers.

[Amanda Lehan]

Hey, look at my color spot. What the fuck are you guys doing? What are you doing? Chance, Angela. Chance. Chance, Angela. What? What? Look. What did you do?

[Shane Topp]

You literally broke the table.

[Amanda Lehan]

Broke the table.

[Shane Topp]

Chance, respectively. We did nothing wrong, okay? Respectively.

[Amanda Lehan]

How'd you guys get in here?

[Shane Topp]

We want no harm, okay? That's what I look like.

[Amanda Lehan]

Is this. Is this what I look like? Worse. Oh, my God. God, she messed up. My iPad. And my tarot cards shouldn't be out. They need to be charged now. By the moonlight. I know that sucks for you. Yeah. I got a sage piece. Oh, God. Oh, she's on. And this is not. And she's on the worst subreddits right now. Okay? Hi. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. Do you really. Do you really think I'm dragging down the channel? Do you think I'm dragging down the show? Okay. Hi, guys. We have a special guest today. Yeah, it's. It's us. It's us as ourselves. Our special guest is actually, you know, I think it's the. The elephant in the room, which I feel like I need to say something about. Yep. Which is that I can finally do the splits. I'm so glad you confessed that. Thanks. Yeah, you've all been wondering what was going on. I know, I know. And I've also been listening to Paramore. Yeah. Paramore. And I love AC dc Yeah, well, we'll never give them the key to the room. We're never gonna give the kids the key to our office ever again. Oh, I hate how accurate it was. Fuck. Well. Oh, man, thank you so much. All right, we'll see you later. Bye. Bye. Don't remember the theme song, do you? Smosh Mouth motherfucker.