#41 - Our Wildest Party Stories - Smosh Mouth

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Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Episode #41 - Our Wildest Party Stories

Host(s): Shayne Topp (Shane), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda)
Guest: Keith O'Brien Leake II
Release Date: April 8, 2024
Duration Highlight: 00:02 – 62:52

1. Introduction and Guest Background

The episode kicks off with Shayne (Shane) and Amanda introducing their special guest, Keith O'Brien Leake II, affectionately referred to as "The Irish Keith O'Brien Leake II."

Amanda [00:06]: "And we have a very, very special guest today. Keith O'Brien Leake II."
Keith [00:14]: "See, look, you learn something new every day. Years ago, I learned that I was Irish."

Keith shares his surprising discovery of his Irish heritage during a family reunion in North Carolina, humorously navigating his identity between being perceived as white and his actual light-skinned appearance.

Shane [01:00]: "Sometimes it's the lighting in the room."

The camaraderie among the hosts and Keith is evident as they joke about their familial ties and shared Irish roots.

2. Discussion on Spring Break

The conversation shifts to the topic of spring break, exploring its origins, cultural impact, and personal experiences.

a. Origin and Evolution

The hosts ponder the origins of spring break, with Shane speculating its rise in popularity during the 1990s through MTV's coverage.

Shane [04:14]: "Cause, like, schools have spring break, so they just started doing that."

Amanda adds historical context, mentioning that spring break began in 1938 with swim forums in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Amanda [06:33]: "So spring break started in 1938."

Keith introduces the BET Spring Bling, highlighting the diverse cultural takes on spring break activities.

b. Personal Experiences

Amanda recounts her 16-year-old spring break trip to the Bahamas, emphasizing the lack of chaperones and the thrill of using wristbands to access resort pools.

Amanda [06:29]: "Every sister of mine went on spring break. It was like a rite of passage."

Shane reflects on his minimal participation due to his focus on an acting career, contrasting his experiences with Amanda's more adventurous tales.

Shane [10:19]: "If I wasn't an actor kid, my parents would have never allowed me to do something like that."

Keith shares his own limited spring break memories, including an incident of throwing up on a balcony in Miami, adding humor to the narrative.

Keith [24:25]: "And then we start looking at each other and our eyes are watering... we really just threw up together. Made us that much more closer."

c. Changes Over Time

The hosts discuss the decline of traditional spring break activities due to safety concerns and the evolution towards more responsible partying.

Amanda [09:20]: "I went with eight dudes. Half of them were on the football team. I felt safe the entire time, but it was still insane."

Shane contrasts past spring break extremes with his current preference for more relaxed vacations, highlighting personal growth.

Shane [19:34]: "I kind of need that. Because I don't relax otherwise."

3. Party Stories

The core of the episode delves into the wildest party stories from the trio, filled with humorous mishaps and memorable moments.

a. Amanda's Bahamas Adventure

Amanda describes her adventurous spring break at Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas, highlighting the excitement of accessing exclusive pools and the camaraderie with friends.

Amanda [16:14]: "So we had wristbands and we were like, Atlantis. So there was like nine 16 year olds being like, oh, that poor resort."

She humorously details the logistical challenges and the lengths they went to enjoy their resort experience without chaperones.

b. Shane's Vegas Experience

Shane narrates his 21st birthday party in Las Vegas, where unexpected overindulgence led to embarrassing consequences.

Shane [27:10]: "I'm called it. I have the whole, I was like, oh, my gosh. Like, she spent all this money. I have to drink this alcohol."

He recounts the night of overconsumption, resulting in blacking out and the humorous yet awkward aftermath involving friends helping him recover.

Shane [31:37]: "My friend was like, what do men drink? I'd be like, water. Like, what do men drink?"

c. Keith's Hollywood Mishaps

Keith shares his own misadventures, including an incident where he inadvertently ordered Hennessy and Coke, leading to awkward social interactions and personal embarrassment.

Keith [46:07]: "Guys drink that. Like, drink that."

He humorously reflects on the initiation of drinking rituals and the lessons learned about hydration to prevent hangovers.

Keith [50:34]: "Water. Water, for sure. Tons and tons of water."

4. Reflections on Partying

The hosts offer contrasting perspectives on partying, emphasizing personal choices, safety, and enjoyment without excess.

a. Different Partying Styles

Shane discusses his preference for low-key gatherings over expensive bottle service, advocating for more authentic social interactions.

Shane [34:46]: "I'm what you could do for cheap. My house. You know what I mean? We can have fun."

Amanda echoes this sentiment, highlighting her shift from resort-based partying to seeking local experiences.

Amanda [19:29]: "I want to go find the local food, I want to go explore."

b. Consequences of Excess

The trio candidly talks about the downsides of excessive partying, including hangovers and compromised safety, using personal anecdotes to illustrate their points.

Shane [48:40]: "Hangovers are also a reason why I never really partied too much."

c. Advice for Listeners

They wrap up with heartfelt advice, urging listeners to enjoy responsibly and avoid repeating their wildest mistakes.

Shane [61:57]: "Be safe out there. Party safely."
Amanda [61:59]: "Don't do any of the stupid things."

5. Scary Movie References and Humor

Interwoven with their stories, the hosts make numerous references to scary movies and comedic films, infusing humor and nostalgia into their narratives.

Keith [14:11]: "I love Scary Movie."
Amanda [14:05]: "Cindy. Why do I love my phone? Cindy."

These mentions serve as comedic relief and bonding moments among the hosts and guest, highlighting their shared interests and playful banter.

6. Conclusion and Safety Reminder

As the episode draws to a close, Shane and Amanda reiterate the importance of partying safely, drawing from their own experiences to warn against reckless behavior.

Shane [61:49]: "So much for those listening. Be safe out there. Party safely."
Amanda [61:55]: "Yeah. No, seriously, party safely."

Keith adds his own humorous note about drinking water to avoid hangovers, blending practical advice with their signature humor.

Keith [50:37]: "Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. I'm drinking water now."

The hosts bid farewell with laughter and a final reminder to enjoy responsibly, reinforcing the episode's blend of wild stories and candid reflections.

Notable Quotes:

Keith [00:20]: "Years ago, I learned that I was Irish."
Amanda [16:30]: "So there was like nine 16 year olds being like, oh, that poor resort."
Shane [27:13]: "I had never done it again."
Keith [24:25]: "We really just threw up together. Made us that much more closer."
Keith [50:34]: "Water. Water, for sure. Tons and tons of water."
Shane [61:49]: "Be safe out there. Party safely."

Episode Highlights:

00:02 – 01:11: Introduction of hosts and guest Keith, discussing his Irish heritage.
04:07 – 08:48: Deep dive into the history and personal experiences of spring break.
16:14 – 22:47: Wild party stories from Amanda, Shane, and Keith, including escapades in the Bahamas and Las Vegas.
30:28 – 37:05: Reflections on alcohol consumption, hangovers, and lessons learned.
43:16 – 52:48: Additional party anecdotes, emphasizing humorous and chaotic moments.
61:49 – 62:52: Closing remarks with safety reminders and final laughs.

Conclusion:

In Episode #41 of Smosh Mouth, hosts Shayne and Amanda, alongside guest Keith O'Brien Leake II, share their most unforgettable party stories. From wild spring break adventures to hilarious hangover tales, the trio offers a blend of humor, nostalgia, and heartfelt advice. Emphasizing the importance of partying safely, they provide listeners with entertaining narratives while cautioning against the pitfalls of excessive indulgence. Whether reminiscing about resort escapades or navigating the chaos of Las Vegas nights, this episode delivers an engaging and relatable look into the best (and sometimes worst) of party experiences.

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[00:03]
Shane
What's up? I'm Shane. Welcome to smosh mouth.
[00:07]
Amanda
And I'm Amanda. And we have a very, very special guest today. Keith O'Brien Leake II.
[00:15]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
The Irish Keith O'Brien Leake II.
[00:17]
Amanda
Yeah. Keith just told me his full name, and I had no idea.
[00:20]
Shane
And I had no idea.
[00:22]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
See, look, you learn something new every day. Years ago, I learned that I was Irish. Well, kind of. So I went to a family reunion in North Carolina where the Leak family resides. And they were like, the Leak family came from Ireland and blah, blah, blah. I don't know the year because I was younger, but I was just like, oh, my God, I am white. So that's. I thought I was white for a little bit. Then the more research I did, I was like, oh, well, I don't think so. Kind of looked in the mirror a couple of times, I'm like, I'm not looking white today. A lot of melanin for a white guy.
[01:00]
Shane
Sometimes it's the lighting in the room.
[01:02]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You know, I do look light skinned sometimes, but, like, no, I don't.
[01:11]
Amanda
We're both just like. Anyways, Ireland is a cool place to visit.
[01:16]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God, I should go there. I should do, like, birthright.
[01:19]
Amanda
Wait, you should. Don't do birthright there.
[01:23]
Shane
Trez show up to Ireland and be like, look, I'm just tapping into my ancestry.
[01:28]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Absolutely.
[01:29]
Amanda
And they'd be like.
[01:30]
Shane
And they're like, all right, here's a.
[01:32]
Amanda
Guinness if you said o'brien, though. The thing is, O'Brien is like a huge Irish last name also.
[01:39]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Leak is as well. I don't know if it's a big one, but Leek is an Irish.
[01:43]
Shane
They do eat leeks there.
[01:44]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Really?
[01:45]
Shane
No.
[01:45]
Amanda
Why would you say Spelled differently, Keith?
[01:48]
Shane
You know, I'm Irish, so we're related.
[01:51]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
We might be cousins. I always felt like you kind of looked like me a little bit.
[01:55]
Shane
I felt that way too.
[01:56]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You did? Like, I can kind of see where.
[02:02]
Amanda
Yeah, where?
[02:03]
Shane
Where?
[02:03]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You kind of see it in, like, the muscles and stuff.
[02:06]
Shane
Yes. Yeah. The mask.
[02:08]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
We got some of the mask. Sorry, I thought you were talking about my cancer. No, sorry, sorry.
[02:16]
Amanda
So glad we started like this.
[02:17]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[02:18]
Shane
This is great.
[02:19]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I missed you guys.
[02:21]
Amanda
I missed you.
[02:22]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I'm here.
[02:22]
Amanda
I'm here, you're here, and you're Irish.
[02:25]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
All of that.
[02:25]
Amanda
And we're Irish. And you know, my original last name was O Lehane.
[02:29]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Is that Irish?
[02:30]
Amanda
Yes. But they cut off the O and the e when my family apparently landed here, so. So my last name is Lehin.
[02:37]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
So You. You were taken here?
[02:39]
Amanda
Yeah, it was taken.
[02:41]
Shane
Where's the Canto? Is that. Is that.
[02:43]
Amanda
Canto is Portuguese.
[02:44]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Okay.
[02:45]
Shane
But Lehan Canto is your full last name, or is that.
[02:47]
Amanda
So it's. Lehan is. Leanne is my dad's Irish last name.
[02:51]
Shane
Okay.
[02:52]
Amanda
And then Canto is my papa's last name, my mom's maiden name.
[02:56]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Wow.
[02:56]
Amanda
So I combined those two.
[02:58]
Shane
Is that just a personal choice by you?
[03:00]
Amanda
Choice.
[03:00]
Shane
Oh, cool.
[03:01]
Amanda
My real last name was Lehan Forever, and then I added on Kanto.
[03:05]
Shane
Oh, that's fun.
[03:05]
Amanda
Celebrating, like, legally Actor. Legally.
[03:08]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Just like.
[03:09]
Shane
So it's kind of an actor sag.
[03:11]
Amanda
Legally.
[03:12]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yes. There we go.
[03:13]
Amanda
Yeah, pretty much. But it's like, it's me celebrating both sides.
[03:16]
Shane
That's fun. That's awesome.
[03:17]
Amanda
And everyone's just like, oh, my God. Your husband, Garude Leegen Canto. I'm like, no, he's a totally different last name. I love his last name, but it's just so. I cannot have three different. I cannot be Leanne Canto Pettipacka.
[03:31]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[03:32]
Amanda
I would be Keith Peter Petka.
[03:34]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I would be Keith O'Brien. Johnson leak.
[03:39]
Amanda
The second Johnson.
[03:42]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Johnson.
[03:42]
Shane
Where's the Johnson? Come in.
[03:44]
Amanda
Yeah. Where?
[03:45]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
My mom's.
[03:46]
Amanda
Where is the Johnson?
[03:47]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I don't know. I don't know about the Johnsons. I don't know about those. Hey, but look beyond that. We're all cousins.
[03:56]
Shane
Yeah. We're all Irish.
[03:58]
Amanda
Irish people.
[03:59]
Shane
Yes.
[04:00]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God. Power to the people. Woo.
[04:04]
Amanda
Okay, let's talk about spring break. Like, white people do.
[04:07]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah, let's go white people. Woo.
[04:10]
Amanda
Wait. I wish we knew the origin of spring break. Who made spring break?
[04:14]
Shane
I think it was just. Cause, like, schools have spring break, so they just started doing that. I also feel like it was very much a 90s thing. Maybe I'm wrong, because the 90s, it just felt like that's where you heard about spring break so much. Like MTV spring break.
[04:28]
Amanda
I was just gonna say, remember mt? Like, was it Carson Daly who was hosting?
[04:33]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
[04:34]
Amanda
Absolutely obsessed with their spring break.
[04:36]
Shane
That shit was huge.
[04:37]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Okay, so this is my black side coming out. So did you ever guys watch? Did you guys. Come on, guys, follow me here. Did you guys ever watch the BET version of Spring Blake Spring. Blake Spring break. It was called BET spring Bling.
[04:53]
Amanda
Wait a second.
[04:55]
Shane
I never watched either. Like, I didn't watch MTV spring break stuff. I didn't watch. I was lame.
[05:00]
Amanda
Wait a second.
[05:01]
Shane
I'm not watching party.
[05:02]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Really?
[05:03]
Shane
No.
[05:04]
Amanda
I was addicted to mtv.
[05:06]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Like, I didn't watch.
[05:07]
Shane
I didn't watch much mtv.
[05:09]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Really?
[05:10]
Shane
I. I feel like.
[05:11]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
What did you do during spring break?
[05:12]
Shane
I didn't do anything, really.
[05:15]
Amanda
His parents.
[05:18]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[05:19]
Shane
Well, I did also. I didn't go to high school, so I wasn't doing.
[05:22]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, true, true. But nobody's really doing spring break in high school. Spring break is, for one, like, a college. You.
[05:29]
Shane
You did it.
[05:30]
Amanda
Spring break was a huge thing on the east Coast.
[05:34]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Wow.
[05:34]
Amanda
In high school.
[05:35]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Whoa.
[05:37]
Amanda
I went on every kid.
[05:39]
Shane
Where would you go?
[05:40]
Amanda
So every kid went on spring break at a certain age. Even the school helped us get travel agents to help us with our spring break.
[05:47]
Shane
Oh, my God.
[05:48]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
That's insane.
[05:49]
Amanda
Every. Every sister of mine went on spring break. It was like a rite of passage. So I went on spring break when I was 16. Yeah, it was me, eight of eight or nine of my friends. Seven of them were dudes, and the other one was, like, my best friend at the time.
[06:06]
Shane
Okay.
[06:07]
Amanda
Nobody.
[06:08]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
What?
[06:09]
Amanda
Nobody was a chaperone.
[06:10]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
That is not okay.
[06:12]
Amanda
Nobody was a chaperone.
[06:13]
Shane
Corona Extra.
[06:15]
Amanda
We did not. We did not have a chaperone.
[06:17]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[06:19]
Amanda
It was just a thing. Thing that you did. Like, it was. It wasn't weird. Everyone was like, yeah, where you going for spring break when you turn. Blah, blah, blah. And it was like, oh, I went to NASA. Bahamas.
[06:29]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
What?
[06:30]
Amanda
Yes.
[06:31]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[06:32]
Amanda
Have the history of spring break.
[06:34]
Shane
Oh, Selena has the history of spring break.
[06:36]
Amanda
The history of spring break. So it began in 1938. 1938 of Ireland. I feel like it was.
[06:44]
Shane
Holy is for the swim forum event in Fort Lauderdale. Swim forum in Fort Lauderdale.
[06:51]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Okay.
[06:52]
Amanda
So spring break started in 1938.
[06:54]
Shane
You know, back then, it was just like, ah, we'll go down to the old watering.
[06:58]
Amanda
Yeah, there was a swim forum in Fort Lauderdale. Kids and, like, students would come down, and then that's when businesses would make alcohol cheap. That's. That's so. That's Florida.
[07:09]
Shane
Alcohol cheap.
[07:10]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
So you know what's messed up? Because Florida, they don't want you to spring break there anymore.
[07:14]
Amanda
Anymore.
[07:14]
Shane
I heard that about Miami, that they're.
[07:16]
Amanda
Like, no, please don't, because they were overdoing it.
[07:18]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
But have you seen the ads?
[07:20]
Shane
The ads?
[07:21]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
There's an ad saying, hey, like, we can't. But, like, we're breaking up with you. We can't do this anymore. There is a. In Florida, they, like, put some ads out where they're pretty much having a breakup with the Spring breakers, and they're like, yeah, we can't do this anymore. We don't we're breaking up with you.
[07:37]
Amanda
Well, that's kind of.
[07:39]
Shane
Florida's also hilarious.
[07:40]
Amanda
Hilarious. But also remember when Corona was going around that spring breakers were still going to Miami and there were just super spreaders.
[07:48]
Shane
Yeah, yeah.
[07:49]
Amanda
Also spring breakers are insane. Like we were insane. Like we're insane. We're fucking crazy. I would not want to open up my restaurant or resort or whatever. The thing is, I feel like with east coast is that we. Since it was cold almost 24 7, except for three hot months, like in Massachusetts, that spring break was huge. Like tropical.
[08:14]
Shane
Totally.
[08:15]
Amanda
So I think Miami was part of it. But like Nassau, Bahamas. Bahamas was the biggest one.
[08:21]
Shane
How many times did you go on spring break?
[08:22]
Amanda
I just went once. It's a one time thing.
[08:25]
Shane
Oh, you just, you just go like senior year. You go do it.
[08:29]
Amanda
So yeah, you're like senior year of high school. Like I never did spring break in college. Like so growing up, my mom was a teacher, so she would always use spring break vacation to take us on a trip. Cause that's when she stopped you. But I never did like spring break until I was 16 and I only did it once.
[08:48]
Shane
Wow.
[08:49]
Amanda
And no chaperones. It was just like nine of us.
[08:52]
Shane
Wild.
[08:52]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. It's kind of scary.
[08:55]
Shane
If I wasn't an actor kid, my parents would have never allowed me to do something like that.
[08:59]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Right.
[08:59]
Amanda
I think spring break stopped because like bad shit started happening. Natalee Halloway, like it's freaking dangerous. A lot of those. That was the murder in Aruba. She was on spring break with her friends. Here's the thing though. I went with eight dudes. Half of them were on the football team. My mom knew them all. We were all best friends. And I went with another girl. I didn't go with nine girls.
[09:20]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah.
[09:21]
Amanda
I went with big ass dudes who were. One was my ex boyfriend. They were all my friends. I felt safe the entire time, but it was still insane.
[09:31]
Shane
Oh, it's still super dangerous. That's frigging wild.
[09:34]
Amanda
Yeah.
[09:35]
Shane
I mean, as we're talking about partying in general, I just didn't party much at all when I was a teenager.
[09:39]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You were working, right?
[09:41]
Shane
Yeah, there was. I've talked about this before, but the reason I didn't was because there was so much stakes of like I had this acting career that I was like, that's my goal in life. And so if I mess up at all, if my, my mom or my parents catch me out partying or something, I could have it all taken away and I have to go Back home and I lose this. So I kind of did it to myself. I wouldn't say that my. My parents were. I wouldn't say that my parents were, like, overbearing. Like, you can't go out and party or anything.
[10:07]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You were a good kid, too.
[10:08]
Shane
I was a really good kid, but I was really an. And, like, once I started this acting thing, it was just so my sole focus that I was so nervous. I actually went to a lot of parties, though, when I was a teenager. I just didn't.
[10:20]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You didn't partake?
[10:21]
Shane
I just didn't. I really was. Oh. I was also.
[10:24]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I was.
[10:25]
Shane
I was also awkward as hell, and I was really insecure and really anxious and at parties, I just didn't know how to interact with people. I'm still not. Not very good at talking to strangers or, like, meeting new people. I'm really bad at it. But I did go to parties, but I just didn't really. I wasn't partying.
[10:42]
Amanda
I think. I think those, like. I think you. You have to be pushed in these, like, really weird social circles and uncomfortable situations when you're a teen and you literally had a career that you were balancing. Whereas, like, we were like, school's out. Like, feck.
[10:59]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah.
[10:59]
Shane
Like, we were just.
[11:00]
Amanda
We had this space to be free, and we didn't have anyone saying, like, no, no, no. You're gonna fuck up your life.
[11:06]
Shane
If I had stayed. If I'd stayed. If I had stayed in Arizona and I had gone to high school, I think I would have been way different.
[11:15]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah.
[11:16]
Shane
Because I would have had nothing to lose. I'd have been in Arizona. And honestly, in Arizona, people partied hard because it's boring as hell.
[11:23]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah.
[11:24]
Shane
There is nothing.
[11:25]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I've heard there's not, like, Irish people in Arizona.
[11:29]
Amanda
They're all in Massachusetts, drinking away.
[11:33]
Shane
Sorry, keep. No, that's kind of. It was your spring break trip. Cool as hell.
[11:40]
Amanda
It was so fun.
[11:42]
Shane
Well, how long were you out? A whole week.
[11:44]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
A week?
[11:45]
Amanda
Hell fucking yeah.
[11:46]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Underaged kids.
[11:47]
Amanda
Yes. We would walk up and be like, Senor Frogs, which is like a huge. A huge bar. Like, there's so many bars that are called Senior Frogs. It's the type of bar. It's so lame. The seats, the back of. So it's like long stools. The back of the seats look like you're wearing a big thong.
[12:05]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Hell, yeah.
[12:06]
Amanda
So when you sit in it, everyone looks like they're wearing thongs.
[12:09]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Do you have pictures?
[12:11]
Amanda
I definitely do. You go there to dance mainly, like, you go there to dance and have fun. But I had my little. I don't even know what type. It was like a Nikon something camera. And I was. I was like. It was so fun. We were having. And we were in a all inclusive resort. It wasn't that expensive, but, like, we all worked to save up money for this.
[12:32]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, okay.
[12:33]
Amanda
I worked at Dunkin Donuts. Oh. It was all my own money. My mom wasn't like, here's money for spring break. She's like, you need to get a travel agent. You need to get your flights and you need to get money. Otherwise, I couldn't go. Yeah, that was spring break for me. It wasn't like every kid got it paid for. I think a lot of the rich kids did. But I earned this trip and the all enclosure resort. It was like I was with all my friends. We were in a huge hotel. Dinner was included.
[12:59]
Shane
Sounds so cool.
[13:00]
Amanda
Cool. We did do something crazy, though.
[13:03]
Shane
We killed a man. We buried him, and we didn't tell anyone about it. And then the next summer started getting notes.
[13:10]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[13:11]
Amanda
The next summer, the ocean grabbed him and he's just floating around.
[13:14]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Was that. I know what you did last summer Reference.
[13:17]
Shane
Yeah. And then Amanda went to Jaws.
[13:21]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[13:22]
Shane
I don't know why.
[13:24]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Just skipped over that.
[13:25]
Amanda
I love Jaws. I also. I love. I know you did last summer. And can I be honest? I tried to rewatch it and I was like, I can't watch this.
[13:33]
Shane
I can't watch this.
[13:34]
Amanda
It was just like Freddie Prince JR.
[13:35]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Being like, guys, what are we doing? If you want to watch it, the best way to go about watching. I know what you did last summer is watching Scary Movie.
[13:45]
Amanda
You know, those are my favorite movies ever.
[13:47]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Mine too.
[13:47]
Amanda
I love Scary Movie.
[13:49]
Shane
Oh, Scary Movie two.
[13:51]
Amanda
My turn, My turn.
[13:52]
Shane
The amount of times Keith has referenced Scary Movie 2 over the years, I.
[13:55]
Amanda
Have never heard you reference that. And it's one of me and my little sister's favorite movies of all.
[14:00]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God. You can like. I'm sure you can quote it with me.
[14:03]
Amanda
Cindy.
[14:04]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Cindy.
[14:05]
Amanda
Why do I love my phone? Cindy. Okay. She turns around, she's like.
[14:11]
Shane
Wait.
[14:12]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[14:12]
Amanda
What was that? Making fun of?
[14:13]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
That was the ring. But that was the third scary movie.
[14:16]
Amanda
No, no, there's a diff.
[14:17]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Well, wait, that was the ring.
[14:19]
Amanda
Okay. Yeah. What was it? It was like Pamela Anderson. And that's the third one. That's the third one.
[14:23]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
That's the third one. Yeah.
[14:24]
Amanda
You okay?
[14:25]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. Yeah. She was like, yep, yep.
[14:27]
Amanda
And they ran through the kid.
[14:29]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Absolutely. I love it. All the scary movies. So we talk about Norbit, when concerning me and the movies that I like. But when I tell you I watch scary movies to this day, like, truly, like, actually and still laugh. And sometimes I'll be texting Noah and I'll say something, and he'll know that it's coming from Scary Movie all the time. Like, I am a Wayans Brothers, like, fanatic. Me too.
[14:51]
Amanda
Me too.
[14:51]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
They are my favorite.
[14:54]
Amanda
I used to send my sisters pictures of that where it's like, Cindy, she's like, all the fucking time. Constantly.
[15:02]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
She's like, this bitch is messing up my floor.
[15:04]
Amanda
Messing my floor. Cindy, she comes out, she's like. She's like, oh, shit.
[15:09]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
She said, mm, yeah, bitch.
[15:12]
Amanda
I'mma fart all over these walls.
[15:14]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I'mma shit all over your face.
[15:15]
Amanda
She's like, what? Too dirty?
[15:20]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I'm telling you, I love scary movies. I should watch it. Oh, yeah. I'm so d. I am so down.
[15:26]
Amanda
How do we even get on?
[15:27]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Shane, do you like scary movies?
[15:28]
Shane
I haven't seen scary movie 2 or 3. So I've been sitting here just like. This sounds really funny.
[15:34]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God, dude. The second one starts to go off the rails, but it's still great.
[15:39]
Amanda
It's the second one with my hands.
[15:41]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah, that's Hanson. That. That's handsome.
[15:42]
Amanda
That one goes off the rail.
[15:44]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
But it's so good. It's so good. It's like, bro, it's joke after joke after joke after joke after joke, and they. It just never stops. It never stops. The energy's always up there. You're like. You can't say that anymore. But it's still really funny. Still really funny.
[16:00]
Amanda
I don't know how we got into this.
[16:02]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Sorry.
[16:03]
Shane
You just got. You just went in. You just.
[16:05]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Well, you were talking about Jaws, but we were talking about.
[16:07]
Amanda
Oh, yeah, I was talking about Jaws, right? Cause I kill the guy. I didn't kill anybody. It was all good and fun.
[16:14]
Shane
Yeah. Wait, what was the fun? You said you did something super fun, and then we ended up talking about scary movies.
[16:18]
Amanda
Okay. Don't tell anybody. So in the Bahamas, there's this beautiful resort, like this huge resort called Atlantis. I don't know if anyone has heard of it.
[16:30]
Shane
Is that a mythical city?
[16:32]
Amanda
Yeah, it's a mythical city, but there's.
[16:33]
Shane
A huge resort in the Bahamas where Aquaman lives.
[16:36]
Amanda
Yeah, Aquaman was there. It was so cool. I was like, hey, Aquaman.
[16:38]
Shane
Okay.
[16:39]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Is he, like, bigger in person?
[16:40]
Amanda
Yeah, he's huge.
[16:41]
Shane
Wow.
[16:42]
Amanda
Little. Little legs, though. Very thin.
[16:43]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, this is Like Shane.
[16:46]
Shane
You're right.
[16:47]
Amanda
Shane's legs are like, boom.
[16:49]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
But they're like short and his butt's like. His ass like, bam.
[16:59]
Amanda
Leg's like, boom. Sorry.
[17:08]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
What? Sorry. What was so cool? Sorry.
[17:11]
Amanda
Anyways, anyways. Don't doubt anybody. Anyways, Naz Muhammad, still. Atlantis is still like one of the biggest resorts there. They have a slide where there's all these fish that are around you, but you're enclosed.
[17:24]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[17:25]
Shane
And like.
[17:25]
Amanda
And like, there's sharks and, like dolphins, which is, like, kind of inhumane.
[17:29]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God. Oh, that's. Oh, you can't do that.
[17:32]
Amanda
I don't know.
[17:33]
Shane
Trapped in there.
[17:34]
Amanda
So this was when I was 16. Yeah.
[17:36]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Before you go on, I wanted like my. So when I get a house and get my pull, you know. Oh, that's why you're asking? Yes. This is why I need to ask before you continue, because I want my pool, my pool to like, almost be an infinity type situation where you're swimming with sharks and everything. But I guess it's inhumane because. Oh, it's like an aquarium. Yeah. Like you're in the pool, but then you like. It's a glass, like. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was trying to do. So I don't think I can do that.
[18:03]
Amanda
Maybe you can get robot sharks.
[18:06]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah, like some AI shit.
[18:07]
Shane
Yeah, robot.
[18:08]
Amanda
I think it is. It is. I look back on it when I was 16, I was like, that's inhumane.
[18:13]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, wow.
[18:13]
Amanda
We'll figure something out.
[18:14]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I need some new dreams.
[18:16]
Amanda
We'll figure something out for you.
[18:17]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Keep going.
[18:17]
Amanda
But listen, it was so cool. But we weren't staying there. We couldn't get in. You couldn't use the pool.
[18:24]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, wow.
[18:25]
Amanda
So one of my guy friends, like, learned or, like met one of the guys who was running the door or security at Atlantis. And we each paid him like, $25 cash and he gave us wristbands.
[18:39]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Wow.
[18:40]
Shane
He just came up and that's like $500.
[18:42]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[18:45]
Amanda
So we had wristbands and we were like, Atlantis. So there was like nine 16 year olds being like, oh, that poor resort. But we used that pool all day. We, like, used the pool. We kept swimming in the pool and it was stunning.
[19:03]
Shane
That sounds really cool.
[19:04]
Amanda
It was so cool. Yeah, we totally swim.
[19:06]
Shane
I've never been to one of those types of resorts.
[19:08]
Amanda
They're kind of. I would say as an adult now, it's like, it's a little much. It's not really my go to anymore, but There is something nice, like, if you're going with your family and not everyone can agree on stuff. A resort is a good place to go. It's like, everything you need is there. But now it's like, I want to go find the local food, I want to go explore. Whereas, like, a resort is.
[19:30]
Shane
There's two different types of vacations. You know, there's vacations where you're, like, kind of working, you're kind of doing stuff.
[19:35]
Amanda
Yes.
[19:35]
Shane
You're like, we gotta plan things. We gotta go places. But I love vacations where it's like, I basically become like a little pillow that they're just feeding and like. Like, do something. Like, you're like, I'm one of those guys at the end of Wall E. I'm like, just ship me around. Just like.
[19:55]
Amanda
I was just gonna say, are you Wally?
[19:56]
Shane
Like, you wake up in the morning, the bed just, like, flops you into something, and then they just bring you around and massage you. Need you.
[20:04]
Amanda
When I watched that part of Wally, I was like, these people are so sad.
[20:07]
Shane
Oh, yeah. No, it's not my dream on a daily basis. I. I hate. Like, I'm not good at relaxing, but the idea of going to a resort where everything's kind of all inclusive and it's just like, you have to hardly move anywhere.
[20:20]
Amanda
Okay, you must go. If you love that, you must go. Because my dad loves that shit.
[20:24]
Shane
He's like, oh, yeah, I'm in a. I'm just in a moving recliner, and I'm just like, yogurt beer.
[20:30]
Amanda
You don't say anything.
[20:31]
Shane
You just click a button and a Corona just smashes my face. You go to bed, Sushi just. They fling it at my face.
[20:42]
Amanda
Wait, you must go to a resort then, because you're gonna choose it.
[20:44]
Shane
There's no. I know I'd love it.
[20:46]
Amanda
It's so fun. Have you been to resort?
[20:49]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I actually had to film some stuff in Vegas where me and Olivia both did. It was something with Viacom that never came out. And it was. I think it was actually around springtime. So, like, I was given spring break, but it was some show where there was a person who lives a fabulous life and then there's somebody who lives like a normal life, but you're still getting. You. You're giving a chance to experience, like, Vegas in the. The. The most fabulous way. So I was eating shit with gold in it? Yes. I was like, they. They. I actually didn't stay there, but I stayed at some. I was supposed to be staying at some. Like, not Resort. But what's the thing that you go to where. Shit. It was some, like, really nice house. Like, small, little house.
[21:33]
Shane
Okay.
[21:34]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Like, I don't know how to explain it.
[21:35]
Shane
Like a. Like a timeshare type.
[21:36]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
No, no, no, no. It was like some, like. Well, whatever. Well, I stayed there. Well, they acted as if I stayed there. They acted as if Olivia stayed at a regular hotel, which, of course, you.
[21:46]
Shane
Know, Olivia was at Circus Circus.
[21:48]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Olivia. By the end of that shoot, Olivia was so over.
[21:51]
Amanda
She was just like, I'm the regular person.
[21:54]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. Which, like, honestly, in hindsight, it made for a good video because Olivia lives like. She lives cool, you know? Yeah. I don't give a fuck. You know, Like, I'm eating gold. Yeah, but it was around, right? Exactly. But we got to try. I got to try some really cool food. She got, like, food truck food.
[22:14]
Amanda
Like, she's the best.
[22:16]
Shane
They sent her to Outback Steakhouse.
[22:17]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God. They sent her to some, like, food truck that had macaroni and cheese, like, pizza. It was something crazy.
[22:25]
Shane
I love how the whole basis of this thing is like, hey, Olivia. So we're gonna treat you like shit a little bit.
[22:30]
Amanda
Yeah.
[22:30]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
And she said, let's do it. And then we got there. She was like.
[22:34]
Amanda
I didn't think that actually tr.
[22:36]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
It was fun, though. I forgot the name of the type of place they stayed at.
[22:40]
Shane
A really nice place.
[22:41]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. Yeah. But the hotel that they actually had us in was really, really nice. But, no, I have never stayed at a resort.
[22:48]
Amanda
I think everyone should experience a resort once in their life just because, like, you pay the amount and then usually mostly everything's included. And if you just want to be forced to relax, everything is right there for you.
[23:02]
Shane
Yeah, I kind of need that. Because I don't relax otherwise.
[23:06]
Amanda
You need to.
[23:07]
Shane
Okay.
[23:08]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Okay. He's gotta do it.
[23:10]
Shane
God damn. All right.
[23:12]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You got it, Keith. What's up?
[23:14]
Shane
Did you ever do. So you never did spring break or.
[23:16]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You did so as an adult? So as a kid, I was kind of confused how you ended up going out and doing. Experiencing spring break. I've never done.
[23:26]
Shane
I'm fucking weird.
[23:26]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. Like, I was a good kid. Believe it or not, I was truly a good kid. And my mom and my parents would allow me to go hang out with friends. I remember one time we went to Tennessee, but I've never experienced spring break until I got older. I remember going and staying at some cool hotel with, like, my friend and just, like, running into people that I knew from Ohio, which was cool from some people. That I'd seen in college. It was just a really great experience. Miami never sleeps.
[23:53]
Amanda
Never.
[23:54]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
And neither did I.
[23:55]
Amanda
So you went to Miami?
[23:56]
Shane
Yes.
[23:56]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
And that's the thing. I've never been the guy to just like straight up take trips Unless it's like work related or something. And I was like, oh, I have to start doing this for myself. Like, truly doing it for myself. I've never done it. So, like, I didn't. I don't have too many crazy spring bake, spring break like, excursions that I went on. But I do remember one time, me and. Me and one of my friends, we were intoxicated. I was an adult.
[24:26]
Shane
What?
[24:27]
Amanda
I never said I was intoxicated. In the Bahamas. I was drinking soda water.
[24:32]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Right, right, right, right. But we were intoxicated. And this was around springtime sometime. I don't remember what year. Cause I was drunk and pretty much we were on a balcony at my apartment. We're on a balcony and they had to throw up. And like. No, straight up.
[24:50]
Shane
You're on a balcony. How high?
[24:51]
Amanda
In Miami.
[24:52]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, this was like. No, no, this is here. This is here. Okay, remember, this isn't my excursions. This is just like. Got it.
[24:58]
Shane
This is Tuesday.
[24:59]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah, this is. But it was a spring break Tuesday. So we were on the balcony and we're drinking or whatnot. And they were like, yo. Like, I gotta throw up. And I was like, go. And they said. And I said, I think I gotta throw up too. And they were like, go. And I said. And then we start looking at each other and our eyes are watering. You know when you throw up and.
[25:23]
Shane
Your eyes are watering, it's awful.
[25:25]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. So I was like, go. And they said. And then they were like, go. And I said, like, I mean, back and forth, five good times. And I remember, you should have that all in you. Because we were drinking. When I tell you, by the time our faces were like, we were laughing while we were throwing up the, like, third, fourth, and fifth times. But we're wiping the tears from like, just like laughing and also just throwing up. And just being like, yo, we really just threw up together. Made us that much more closer.
[25:58]
Amanda
Wait, wait, wait. When I throw up, game over. I throw up. And it's like, get me to the hospital.
[26:05]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
See, you don't know how to spring break. Cause it's puke and rally.
[26:08]
Amanda
I guess. I really.
[26:08]
Shane
I loved how you guys were telling each other to go.
[26:10]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. Oh, you gotta go.
[26:11]
Shane
Okay, go.
[26:12]
Amanda
Was it over the balcony?
[26:14]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. We're not. Come on into some bushes into some bushes. Do you think I would throw up on the balcony?
[26:20]
Amanda
No, I thought you were throwing up over the balcony, and anyone could be like, I'm having a great time.
[26:24]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, no, no, me too. Go. No, we weren't that drunk. We weren't that drunk. And also where my apartment was, we were like, the. The first one. So there was. Yeah, yeah. But I just remember.
[26:35]
Shane
I imagine you guys, like, on a. In a. In a hotel room, like, 50 stories.
[26:39]
Amanda
50 stories up.
[26:40]
Shane
Go where your throw up kills someone.
[26:42]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
No, no, that would be funny. But that's not. That would be awful for somebody else. But it would also be kind of funny. I mean, we didn't do that, though. But just go. Go.
[26:52]
Amanda
Oh, my God.
[26:53]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
It was fun.
[26:54]
Shane
I don't have any story remotely well. Well, I have one story that's sort of like that. I only have one. I only have. I have two. Two. Two crazy party stories where I was. Where I was involved in craziness. Only one where I got too crazy.
[27:10]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[27:11]
Shane
What? And it's stupid. It's dumb.
[27:14]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I feel like it's gonna be mid.
[27:16]
Shane
It is gonna be mid probably compared to your guys.
[27:19]
Amanda
I don't feel good. Let's go to bed.
[27:22]
Shane
I had this one time, and I had a beer, and then I. I took a nap.
[27:26]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I'm here for all the things.
[27:28]
Amanda
I want to hear something.
[27:29]
Shane
I probably told this story. I've probably told this story, but there was. There was one time I was in Vegas. This was in Vegas.
[27:35]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, okay. This is it.
[27:37]
Shane
I was 21 or 22.
[27:41]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
And it's getting even better.
[27:42]
Shane
I know. It's so nuts. And I tried a beer. So my friend was having her 21st birthday party, and they. Her mom had, like, gotten her a reserved, like, red carpet or red, like, VIP section in a club.
[27:59]
Amanda
Okay.
[28:00]
Shane
Like, and like. Yeah, really nice club.
[28:02]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. That's not cheap.
[28:03]
Shane
It is not cheap.
[28:04]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah.
[28:05]
Shane
All. She also got it, like, bottle service. Whoa. And got, like. And. And asked us. We showed up. It's me. It's. It's the birthday girl, and it's two other. It's the birthday girl, her friend, and then two different couples. This Mormon couple, this, like, party. This kind of Mormon couple. And then these two guys that were also.
[28:29]
Amanda
I'm gonna get lit.
[28:30]
Shane
Yeah. So she comes up to us. I think they were Mormon. Maybe they were, like, pseudo Mormon. Cause I think they were drinking. They were just like a traditional couple.
[28:40]
Amanda
Okay, got it.
[28:41]
Shane
But the mom comes up and she's like, hey, do you guys want bottle service? What do you want? What do you want? Yeah, the mom's there, and. And then gotta pay that price. I'm like. I'm like, I don't know. What? What? Like, and I kind of. I was like, I like whiskey. Like, and she's like, okay, great, we'll get one of those. And, like, so she gets, like, three different bottles, which is of whiskey. No, three bottles. Like, it was like vodka, tequila, whiskey.
[29:04]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Which probably came up to like, $3,000.
[29:06]
Shane
Oh, my. No, it did. So. So then the birthday girl starts feeling kind of sick. Like, just genuinely, genuinely not from drinking. She just kind of was, like, feeling sick. She has to leave within, like, an hour of us getting there. So she leaves. The mom turns to us, and it's only. It's. It's like six of us that in this VIP section. And. And she's like, guys, please. Like, this was a lot of money. Like, please stay. Have a good time. Like, oh, wow.
[29:36]
Amanda
My mom would kick my ass. She'd be like, you're not sick.
[29:39]
Shane
I felt. No, it was that fight. But I. I had this. I felt so responsible. Cause I had been like, oh, I like whiskey and stuff. And I was like, you got a whole bottle? Because I said that. And I was like. I was not even really planning on drinking that.
[29:50]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, no.
[29:51]
Shane
And so I'm sober at this point, and I absolutely do not condone this. And I only did this once, and I had never done it again. But I was like, oh, my gosh. Like, she spent all this money. I have to drink this alcohol. And we start doing shots and shit, like, because it's like, we gotta at least make this, like, choice worth it. And I. It is the only time in my life that I have blacked out drunk. And I. And so I don't remember the night. I don't. I don't remember. I don't remember the night at all. I don't remember the night.
[30:28]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[30:29]
Shane
I had a buddy who was under 21. So he and a couple other friends were just up in the hotel room, like, hanging out while we went there. And he says, at, like, 2 or 3am we come back into the hotel room, and two guys are just carrying me, like, Passion of the Christ. Just. I'm just like. And I come in and I'm like, incoherent, like. And I guess the one guy just became my life coach. And he was going to, like, help me feel better. I'm over the toilet throwing up, and he's having me drink tons of water. And I guess he, like, gets into this really big, like, crazy pep talk thing of, like. Like, come on. Men drink water. Like, what do men drink? And I'm like, water. And, like. And, like, just. Just really, like, they were young, hyping me up. Hyping me up to try to get me better. But I guess my. My friend says that every. Every now and then, he'd be like, what do men drink? I'd be like, water. Like, what do men drink? Water. And then every now and then, he'd be like, what do men drink? And I'd be like, alcohol? No, but he said I was throwing up. Just, like, pure alcohol.
[31:37]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[31:39]
Shane
My God. But I guess a couple things that I said throughout the night.
[31:43]
Amanda
Oh, I want to hear this.
[31:45]
Shane
And I'm just so embarrassed, like, thinking about it. But I guess, like, there was. There was her. The birthday girl's one friend was there. There was the two couples. Like I said, One of them was. Was. Was a gay couple. One of them was like, this. More like Mormon. I think they were Mormon. I think they were. They're Mormon. But they were drinking. But I kept going to both the couples and just being like, you guys are so in love. You guys should. You guys should get married. You're so in love. And then. And they'd be like, we are married. I'd be like, that's you guys. But I just kept. I like. And I know that's the thing that I. I used to do a lot. Like, I would. And it's a thing when I. If I have a drink or two. Like, I do love to, like, hype people up and, like, tell them how much. How awesome they are. But I was really doing that to these couples who are already.
[32:27]
Amanda
Already married.
[32:28]
Shane
Already married. And I was like, why did I say that?
[32:35]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Hold on. What year was this? Because, you know, Usher has this song, make love in the club.
[32:40]
Amanda
And he was there sitting, watching this whole thing going, like. And that's my new song.
[32:45]
Shane
This is 10 years ago. Usher's like, I gotta write that down. No, but I. Bro. I woke up the next morning. I woke up the next morning, horizontal, on a bed, at the end of a bed, like, laying across it, all of my clothes fully on. And I remember.
[33:04]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I remember.
[33:04]
Shane
Cause I wake up, I look over, I see there's someone in the bed. I can't see. But I'm also like. I'm not under any covers. I'm. And I was like, okay, My. My jeans and belt are on. Like, everything. So I'm like, okay. Nothing crazy happened. Because I got worried for a second because I. I woke up and I didn't know where I was. That's the only time that's ever happened. And I hated it.
[33:26]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, wow.
[33:27]
Shane
Oh, I hated it so much.
[33:29]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
That's happened to me a couple of times. I'm like, oh, you're like, okay. I kind of remember Tuesday, but.
[33:36]
Shane
But I woke up and then I just walk out, and I'm just like. I'm like, what the frick? Oh.
[33:41]
Amanda
And the guy with pep talk's like, how you feeling, buddy? He's like, what's good? What do men like?
[33:46]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Water.
[33:47]
Shane
And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
[33:49]
Amanda
Men do keep their pants on and their belt.
[33:52]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Buck.
[33:54]
Shane
He was the chosen. But that was. That's. That's the craziest.
[33:59]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Shane. That's pretty crazy.
[34:00]
Amanda
That is crazy.
[34:00]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
And I feel really bad.
[34:02]
Shane
Yeah, I felt awful because it's like. It's that story and then everything else. I mean, truly, you know me, like, I don't go crazy otherwise. And that's the only time. And it was a night that I did not plan on going crazy. And it was just because I'm a. I'm also a guilty person that I'm like, oh, I need to help.
[34:19]
Amanda
I love that you were like, I'm gonna drink this whole bottle.
[34:22]
Shane
I wasn't planning on drinking the whole bottle. I was just like, we need to drink some of it. And then it went too far.
[34:27]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[34:28]
Amanda
You know what I would have done? I would have just figured out a way to smuggle out that bottle and just keep it in the hotel.
[34:34]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, wow.
[34:35]
Shane
I wonder how much trouble you'd get in if you tried. I think it's such a scam.
[34:40]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Not a bottle, but definitely a cup.
[34:43]
Amanda
Really? Okay, that's fine.
[34:45]
Shane
It's such a scam, though. I hate bottle service that I'm like, these bottles that cost, like, 20 bucks.
[34:49]
Amanda
Never done it.
[34:50]
Shane
Are 400.
[34:52]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah.
[34:52]
Shane
I'm not. I'm also not a dancer. I don't, like. I don't love to go out and dance, so clubs make no sense to me. I'm just like, you're just at this place. You could just. You could just all hang out at someone's house.
[35:05]
Amanda
I also think vip, I always see that if. If I'm going out to a club, which has been a while, but, like, if it's, like, blocked off, vip, I'm like, what's the point? Yeah, you guys aren't, like, integrated in.
[35:17]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Like, it's more so for people feeling like, they're the shit when they're not. See, for me, I've been a part of some VIP situations. Not me paying for it out of my pocket. Like, I have certain friends who are kind of like, Hollywood, and they're like, yo, we gotta get vip. And I'm like, all right, I'll go. But, like, usually I'm out dancing with everybody else.
[35:38]
Shane
Yeah, you're just not in that little space.
[35:41]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah, Like, I don't want to stand in the dark with some glasses on. I wear glasses as it is. But, like, not, like, just. It's just very pretentious ego trip. It's very pretentious. Like. Like, I have a friend, he's probably gonna watch this. He's a fan of Smash, but. No, no, he's great. He's great. Like, he's probably gonna love this, but we're. For his birthday, we're gonna do something here in la, and he's getting bottle service, and then for, you know, for his actual birthday, we're going to Vegas, right? And he said that he wants to get bottle service out here, but then he's gonna get, like, an Airbnb. Like, a really nice Airbnb for Vegas. But I'm like, why are we getting bottle service out here in la? Like, we know what to do. Like, I could understand going to Vegas and trying to, like, flex, but the fact that we're gonna do that out here, I'm like, dog, like, who do you want to come, bro? We don't need to do this. I know where we can drink for cheap. My house. You know what I mean? We can have fun. Like, everybody can come over there. Like, I don't mind, but the fact that he's trying to do it, I'm like, hey, dawg. Like, I mean, I'm gonna do it because it's your birthday, but just, like, I would never, like, do this. It's not fun. It' It's. It's pretentious. It's. It's just doing the most.
[36:50]
Shane
Well, after he sees this, you're not invited.
[36:52]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
No, I'm definitely running it. And you know what? Honestly, that's cool. No, I'm just saying I love you, man. I love you. That's my only.
[37:03]
Amanda
I've never. I don't think I've ever done bottle service.
[37:06]
Shane
I've never done it myself. Like, yeah, I've never. I would never pay for that. No, I don't get that.
[37:12]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. But one of my friends is a dj, and his, like, family, they put. They throw up Parties and all that. And they will have bottle service for us. And it's like, cool, but it's like, not the regular bottle service. It's just like a little table somewhere and then everybody's around. So it's like, I can get with that. But like, the other stuff, if it.
[37:31]
Amanda
Was bottle serviced with wine and champagne.
[37:33]
Shane
Done.
[37:34]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Done. Really?
[37:35]
Amanda
Yes. I don't need, like, bottles of hard liquor. Bottle serviced with wine. Like, bottles of wine. Like, I have gone to maybe, like, oh, a restaurant, and maybe you've met the Psalm there or whatever, and they've come over with like four different bottles for you to try that. To me, I'm like, okay, that's fucking badass.
[37:57]
Shane
Okay. Bottle service for knights in Rodanthio.
[38:02]
Amanda
I will always be a classy bitch. Okay.
[38:05]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
That's right. That's right.
[38:06]
Amanda
It's just like. I don't. I don't know.
[38:08]
Shane
Did you ever. You probably never. I guess you're talking about spring break and stuff. And when you're in high school, I don't picture you as like a partier.
[38:16]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You don't know the old Amanda.
[38:19]
Amanda
I partied really hard in college.
[38:21]
Shane
Really?
[38:21]
Amanda
Yeah, really hard.
[38:24]
Shane
Same end of story. And I'm done.
[38:27]
Amanda
I'm definitely. But I've only.
[38:34]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
She just went somewhere that she cannot go. Here.
[38:37]
Amanda
Shane. I. I've. I have had my big party days. That's why now I'm like, bed at nine. Two glasses of wine. But, man.
[38:47]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You also used to be a bartender. Yeah, so, yeah, that whole. I've been there, done that, I spend.
[38:52]
Amanda
On an island in Martha's Vineyard. That's how I made. That's how I made money to get here. I was a bartender and I worked seven days a week.
[38:59]
Shane
Whoa.
[39:00]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Doubles.
[39:01]
Amanda
And on my break, I would.
[39:02]
Shane
For how long?
[39:03]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Wow.
[39:03]
Amanda
It was super fucking long. My shifts were like.
[39:06]
Shane
No, I mean, how many. How like years?
[39:08]
Amanda
Oh, eight months. Eight months?
[39:10]
Shane
You worked eight months straight?
[39:12]
Amanda
Yeah.
[39:12]
Shane
Did you.
[39:13]
Amanda
To make money to move to la?
[39:14]
Shane
Had some days off in that eight months.
[39:16]
Amanda
I had a couple days off to go off island.
[39:19]
Shane
Like, I think you were a prisoner.
[39:24]
Amanda
I did it to myself because I wanted to make enough money to drive out to la.
[39:29]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Whoa, you drove out here?
[39:31]
Amanda
Yes.
[39:32]
Shane
Talk about not partying.
[39:34]
Amanda
I partied so much on that island. Yeah. So it was every. The cool thing is everyone on the island was working that much and partying that much. So it was like every night there'd be a bonfire or, like, someone at the bar would go. Like someone's house on the island or we Were all renting houses. We were all staying there, and we biked everywhere. No one drove on that island.
[39:58]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[39:58]
Amanda
Unless you were, like, going really far out, but you barely.
[40:01]
Shane
How many people total, like, or. On that island?
[40:03]
Amanda
There was a good amount of people. Like, a bunch of people from different countries would go there and work. Like, it was so much fun partying. And people would be doing. People's jobs, were catering. Right. So someone would work a wedding, and then my roommate would have all this leftover lobster. So we would just. For free, we would just invite people over. We all lived in these big houses that we were renting rich people, and we were paying not that much a month.
[40:30]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God. Yeah.
[40:31]
Amanda
I shared. I shared a house with my best friend and two dudes. They were so much fun. We all worked in the restaurant.
[40:37]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, nice.
[40:38]
Amanda
We'd all bike to our restaurants on our lunch break. We'd swim in the ocean, come back and go, it was the best summer.
[40:45]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Okay, I have a question. My mind just went smart. Did anybody ever, like, get a flat tire with the bikes? Like, how was that?
[40:52]
Amanda
No.
[40:52]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Whoa.
[40:53]
Shane
Really?
[40:54]
Amanda
No.
[40:54]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Okay.
[40:55]
Amanda
And if they did, they walked home.
[40:57]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Wow. And is that far.
[40:59]
Amanda
The. I, like, you couldn't go from, like, one part of the island to the. To, like, up island.
[41:03]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Okay.
[41:04]
Amanda
If there was a party up island, you would drive there. Like, one person would drive there. I had my car on the island.
[41:11]
Shane
Whoa.
[41:11]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I would not survive there.
[41:14]
Shane
This is crazy.
[41:15]
Amanda
Well, I had a goal. I wanted to move to la.
[41:17]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
And you did.
[41:18]
Shane
Sad. When it was done, I was sad.
[41:20]
Amanda
But I was also. But also, it's winter on the island.
[41:23]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, wow.
[41:24]
Amanda
So it gets very, very cold.
[41:25]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Geez.
[41:26]
Amanda
So then I was like, it's time to go. Like, winter on the island is, like, goodby. Like, only locals are here. You need to go.
[41:33]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Whoa.
[41:33]
Amanda
So I wasn't. I wasn't. I wasn't sad, but I def. I went to UMass Amherst. Its nickname is Zoomass. I hate it.
[41:43]
Shane
Did you ever do a cake stand?
[41:44]
Amanda
Yeah, I did a cake stand. I did.
[41:49]
Shane
I've done a cake funnel. And I was like, why do people do this?
[41:53]
Amanda
It's terrible. A cake stand. I think I did it once, and I was like, this. This is horrendous. First of all, I'm six feet. Why are we doing this? I mean, upside down. I also.
[42:03]
Shane
They had to get a whole Amish crude to lift you up. All right, Ben, you ready? Let's go.
[42:13]
Amanda
He.
[42:15]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God, they're building a bomb.
[42:18]
Amanda
And then the funnel. I was like, the thing is though, I liked the taste of alcohol. I didn't want to like binge drink like that. But like, we definitely drank. And my campus was buses everywhere. So we never drove anywhere or we'd walk to places. I only got blackout once. And it was like me and my friend, we were going to like the apartment parties, which were really cool. And we first of all, we left our phones on the bus and we were like, our phones ran after the bus caught up, grabbed our phones from like, okay, our blackberries. And then we went to this party and we walked in and we were like, woo, wrong apartment, wrong house.
[43:02]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yes.
[43:02]
Amanda
This guy was in his PJs and was like, what are you guys doing here? We were like, hello. And we were just. We barely remembered the night this is. Was someone telling us, oh my God. So I didn't often do that.
[43:15]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Wow, that's like.
[43:17]
Amanda
We definitely. We were also. The party house. Like, our house was right near all the bars. So go to the bars and spend way too much stupid money. When we loved our house parties. So we would have big house parties.
[43:28]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
That sounds like fun. I think I'm due for another house party right about now.
[43:32]
Amanda
I enjoy doing.
[43:34]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I enjoy that.
[43:34]
Shane
That's all I experienced too because since I didn't go to high school. But these actor kids would have house parties a lot.
[43:42]
Amanda
Oh, that was crazy.
[43:44]
Shane
It was a lot of times these kids, these like kids who are on Nickelodeon or Disney shows, like at Oakwood.
[43:50]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Do you have a lot of.
[43:51]
Shane
I was, I lived at Oakwood for one of the. For a couple pilot seasons.
[43:55]
Amanda
What's Oakwood?
[43:56]
Shane
Oakwood was. It's no longer Oakwood, but it was this apartment complex on Barham. And it's famous for, or it used to be famous for being like where actor kids often came out. And that's where I came out for my first couple pilot seasons. So tons of actor kids there and. But a lot of these house parties would be thrown, but it was by kids who were like series regulars on shows and stuff. And that's. I've mentioned it before about how like, I know how high schools have hierarchies, but amongst actor kids it was so crazy because like, it was like, well, that kid's a regular on a TV show, so he is technically better than all of us. Like, it was like that was kind of the vibe. But they also like have a lot of money because. But they were also crazy and like, yeah.
[44:37]
Amanda
What was it like to party with them?
[44:39]
Shane
Well, you know, I was so awkward and kind of Shy that I had my group of friends and I unfortunately, like, I would just kind of like, not know what to do with myself. But it's more the stories I heard. Like, I would leave the party and I'd be like, that was fun. Like, I had a chill time. And people would be like, yeah, they were doing cocaine in the bathroom. I didn't know that I was just hanging out. Like, you know, I. I never did anything crazy and I never saw anything. And I think people. I've talked about this. People I think clocked me as. So, like, I give off such straight edge vibes and I hated it when I was young. So I was like, I want to do, I want to party. I probably deep down didn't, like, I was nervous to ever try anything, but nobody ever offered me anything or like, nobody ever. I never was peer pressured into anything in my life. And so I never. I've.
[45:33]
Amanda
Except by that mom who fucking mom.
[45:37]
Shane
Who'S like, drink this fucking Jack Daniels.
[45:39]
Amanda
You owe me money.
[45:40]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Shane.
[45:41]
Shane
That's the only time.
[45:42]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Shane. No, I think I made you drink Hennessy one time before.
[45:45]
Shane
This is the funniest story of all time.
[45:47]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah, I.
[45:48]
Shane
This is the funniest shit.
[45:49]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yep. Please tell the story.
[45:52]
Shane
So I'm hanging out with Keith one time. I go out with Keith. We're in Hollywood, partying in Hollywood.
[45:57]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yep.
[45:58]
Amanda
What I wanted to be a fly on the wall.
[46:01]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, it gets better.
[46:02]
Shane
It was, it was Keith, me, and then one of our former writers here at Smosh, Kurt Maloney.
[46:07]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah.
[46:07]
Shane
Incredible.
[46:08]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I love Kurt.
[46:08]
Shane
Kurt's incredible.
[46:09]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah.
[46:10]
Shane
At one point, we're at a bar on Hollywood and we're hanging out just with Keith. And you know, definitely it's more that it's late in the night. I'm not blackout at all, but I'm just kind of like, you know, when you're just tired, you're kind of like in and out, like kind of dozing. But I'm having a good time. And then after a second, I kind of like, I just suddenly realized, like, it's Keith and a bunch of his friends are all black. Keith's friends who all happen to be black.
[46:37]
Amanda
A lot of black men around.
[46:40]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I need to go home.
[46:42]
Shane
You know, I think nothing of it. And I'm hanging out with Kurt. Kurt and I right here. And then suddenly I realize that Kurt and I. And I don't recall ordering it. Kurt and I both have Hennessy and Coke.
[46:56]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You gotta do it right?
[46:57]
Shane
I'm drinking this and I'm like. And I'm just Like.
[47:01]
Amanda
Hennessy and Coca Cola.
[47:03]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Guys drink that. Like, drink that.
[47:05]
Shane
It was so fucking funny.
[47:07]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Funny thing is, I didn't drink one with them. I was drinking tequila.
[47:11]
Shane
Nobody else is drinking except Kurt and I. Kurt and I are the only people drinking them. That's what made it so stupid.
[47:18]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
If you're gonna hang with us, you need to do it right. This is initiation.
[47:21]
Amanda
This is initiation. Hennessy and Coke. Well, we're not touching that shit. Sweet.
[47:26]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
They woke up with hangovers. I was fine.
[47:28]
Shane
Yeah, one sip of Hennessy.
[47:30]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Sorry.
[47:30]
Amanda
He's like.
[47:31]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
He's. Whoa.
[47:32]
Shane
Look, it was good.
[47:33]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
He's not come back to hang out with me in my blood.
[47:35]
Amanda
Oh, yeah. Keith has been texting him every weekend. He. He's like, well, Hennessy.
[47:42]
Shane
I can't. I can't. Will Hennessy be there?
[47:45]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God. I did. Okay. Let me, like, bring it back around, though. I did feel kind of back, so I was like. I didn't even drink, like, any. You know, I didn't even drink any Hennessy and coffee.
[47:54]
Shane
I don't think we ordered. Didn't you order them first?
[47:56]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I'm pretty sure I did, yeah. Yeah.
[47:58]
Shane
Cuz I was like, how did these end up in front of us?
[48:00]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I was like, you got to try it. And I felt bad the next day and I was like, nah, it's cool. It was fun.
[48:04]
Shane
It was so fucking funny.
[48:06]
Amanda
But hell no. Yeah, Like Tennessee and Coke.
[48:08]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
The devil. The devil.
[48:10]
Amanda
It's so sweet.
[48:12]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
It's like asking for a hangover on the first shot.
[48:15]
Amanda
No, it's so sweet.
[48:16]
Shane
And hangovers are also a reason. Hangovers are also a reason why I never really partied too much. Cuz I. I got hangovers when I was super young. I always have gotten them. I've never experienced not. And some people talk about, like, oh, yeah, when you're young and you don't get hangovers. I'm like, the. No, I. I've always gotten such devastating ones. I like, can't.
[48:36]
Amanda
I definitely got hangovers. I think just being younger, I would just be like, I would do everything I needed to do and more on a hangover now. It's like, it devastates me, you know? I'm like, it's the end of my life. It's the end of my days. Like, it just takes over.
[48:52]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Y'all don't know what y'all doing. Let me tell you something.
[48:54]
Amanda
Tell me.
[48:55]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
So when you have a hangover, the best thing to do is to drink some more?
[48:59]
Shane
No.
[49:00]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Drink.
[49:01]
Shane
That is absolutely. Look.
[49:03]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Look at me. Look How I turn.
[49:04]
Amanda
I'm so Irish the dog. You really are Irish.
[49:08]
Shane
Mr. O'Brien over here.
[49:11]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Just, you know, keeping up the family name.
[49:13]
Amanda
It's true.
[49:13]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Everybody knows at this point I like to drink. I like to have fun. And I have had multiple hangovers. I've gotten a lot better. Let me just say that. Water. Water, for sure. Tons and tons of water. I remember I used to, like, party with some of my friends, and they were like, keith, you have to drink water. You're getting a hangover because you don't drink water. Remember, I never used to drink water at the.
[49:37]
Shane
I remember. You really never did.
[49:38]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
By noon, I would have had, like, maybe drinking soda. Yeah, soda pop. I call it pop. So I would be drinking, like.
[49:44]
Shane
Oh, it's different.
[49:45]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Okay. I am from the Midwest. I'm from the Midwest. Okay. And we say pop.
[49:51]
Amanda
Got it.
[49:52]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
So I would have, like, old school style. I would drink, like, four sodas. Maybe like a Dr. Pepper and a Coca cola. Like four of them by noon.
[50:00]
Amanda
No.
[50:01]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
You know, and that's the thing. But I would also sometimes, like, go out and I would drink with my friends or whatever, but I'm still not drinking water. So it got to the point where one of my friends was like, keith, I never seen you drink water. This is what we need to do. Like, you need to drink more water. You won't have a hangover tomorrow. You've been having hangovers the last few times we partied. And I'm like, all right, I'll try it. And this is when I had a whole stomach so I could put a lot more down, Man. When I tell you the next day I woke up and I was like, I am ready to go. That's when I started drinking water.
[50:30]
Amanda
Yes.
[50:32]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
It took for me to have my body over. Yes.
[50:35]
Amanda
Who cares how you did it? I'm glad you're drinking water.
[50:37]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. I'm drinking water now. I actually.
[50:40]
Amanda
Best friend.
[50:41]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. Well, I don't want to say it's my best friend. It's like the friend that, like, tells me about myself that I don't want to. Like a great therapist.
[50:48]
Amanda
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like, you know what you need? You're like, oh, right.
[50:53]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Here we go again.
[50:54]
Amanda
Here we go.
[50:55]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah.
[50:55]
Amanda
I love. I love water so much. And also putting a little sea salt in water if you're not feeling well right when you wake up. Yeah.
[51:03]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I have never heard.
[51:05]
Shane
I have heard about this.
[51:06]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Is this real?
[51:07]
Amanda
Yes. So if you are working. If you're, like, working out, say, say, say you, like, had A couple drinks the night before, and you're about to work out, or you just got back from, like, a really intense workout or whatever.
[51:17]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah.
[51:17]
Amanda
You put a little kosher salt in your water, you stir it around, it immediately hydrates you.
[51:22]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Wow. Immediately.
[51:24]
Shane
Okay.
[51:24]
Amanda
And also, if you have a headache immediately, go straight here.
[51:28]
Shane
Whoa.
[51:28]
Amanda
Yeah, I'm obsessed.
[51:29]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Okay, well, that's good to know. I think I can test it out. I can, like, drink a lot.
[51:33]
Amanda
Celtic salt.
[51:34]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Celtic salt and just.
[51:35]
Shane
I'll give it a shot.
[51:36]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Where do you get Celtic salt salt?
[51:38]
Amanda
Anywhere? You could get it at grocery store.
[51:39]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Okay, that's good.
[51:40]
Shane
You should know, you're Irish.
[51:41]
Amanda
Yeah, it's Celtic.
[51:42]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Hello.
[51:44]
Amanda
You have to go to Ireland to get it.
[51:45]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
They. They see me. They see me for who I really am.
[51:48]
Amanda
No, you could get it anywhere. You can get it at any. Any grocery store. I don't think you can get it at Trader Joe's. But it's just Celtic salt or kosher salt, sea salt. You put it in a little bit in your water, and it's the shit. It's also great for after working out. Like, you do not need to spend your money on these. Like, intense. I mean, yes, electrolytes are good, but that will also do the job.
[52:07]
Shane
Okay, I'll give it a shot.
[52:09]
Amanda
Buy my product. Hold on. Use my promo. Amanda salt. I'm Irish.
[52:16]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yes. Let's go.
[52:17]
Shane
Keep in the family. What was, like, the stupidest thing you ever witnessed at a party? Cause I've talked about this. The first party I ever went to, a fight broke out between these two guys. And one guy got thrown into a fire pit. It was one of those portable fire things. And, like, fell into that, tumbled, got up. His jacket was on fire. He got. He took his jacket off, and people stamped it out. And then, like, he. Later in the fight, he got thrown into the pool. So all the elements got thrown. I told that story.
[52:48]
Amanda
You went. I'm like, huh?
[52:50]
Shane
How do I. Yeah.
[52:52]
Amanda
I don't know. Oh, I mean, this is just really dumb. But, like, we would. When we were younger, we wanted to, like, go and hang out and party, and no one. And I mean, we couldn't use our houses, so we would go in the woods. They were called woods parties. That's, like, where all our parties would be. But you'd have to, like, hike a fucking 30 minutes to get to the spot in the dark.
[53:12]
Shane
It's crazy.
[53:13]
Amanda
And one of my friends caught her foot stuck, like, deep in mud, and she was like, my phone. And I'm not even sure we Made it to the party. That's so. Yeah, it doesn't really work there. Cause it's not at the party. But getting to.
[53:27]
Shane
Why would they have it 30 minutes into the woods?
[53:30]
Amanda
Because you have to go so far.
[53:31]
Shane
So that the adults.
[53:32]
Amanda
Adults don't know, so the cops don't find it. But one time we were out so far in the woods. I mean, I thought we'd never get there. And we were out because we have a lot of power lines, right? So the power lines is where all these, like, woods are. And people could dirt bike through them. So there was like a lot of, like, deep paths that you could go to. And one time we were out so far. We had just gotten there. It was like 60 fucking kids.
[53:56]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God. That.
[53:58]
Amanda
Two cop cars driving over, like, tree stumps. We're driving through the woods and we were like.
[54:07]
Shane
Holy.
[54:08]
Amanda
Yeah, they.
[54:09]
Shane
They were determined.
[54:11]
Amanda
Someone called them. There was like one woman who was like, I know something.
[54:14]
Shane
They're out in the woods. I can. I know it.
[54:16]
Amanda
Those kids, they all hiked them. I'll go get them.
[54:19]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
My God.
[54:20]
Amanda
I don't know.
[54:21]
Shane
I had a party once. Broken up. I was at a house party. I did not drink at all. I remember being stoned.
[54:29]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Of course you did it.
[54:32]
Amanda
It's okay.
[54:33]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
It's okay. It's fine.
[54:34]
Amanda
It's cool to not drink.
[54:36]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Do better.
[54:36]
Amanda
Don't let this scary movie man get your ass.
[54:39]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I'm sorry, Shane.
[54:40]
Shane
Scary movie. But I was. I just remember being sober because I remember it so vividly. And I also. I was glad that I was, because me and my friends just. I think it was one of those parties where you showed up and then, like, there. The alcohol was kind of gone or there wasn't. It wasn't like. So we just didn't really have the option. We were just kind of hanging out in a room in this house. And then it got broken up by the cops, like, massively. Like, where there were so many cop cars. There was a helicopter.
[55:06]
Amanda
Whoa.
[55:07]
Shane
And as we leave. As we leave, there were police there with, like, riot.
[55:11]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[55:12]
Shane
And I remember walking around just being like, damn. Like, this is crazy. And we showed up kind of late to it, but I was like, this did not feel like it warranted.
[55:21]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah, a helicopter.
[55:23]
Shane
A helicopter. I. I.
[55:24]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Did somebody. Did somebody get shot?
[55:27]
Shane
I don't. I don't remember any sort of commotion or anything. I just remember people being like, guys, it's being broken up. Like, the cops are here. Whatever.
[55:33]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
That's not.
[55:33]
Shane
And we just walked out the Front door. Like, we just walked out the front door. But, like, police. Police were all there and everything. Hello.
[55:41]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
There were like.
[55:42]
Shane
They're like, this kid's. This kid's a fucking virgin. Let him go. He's pathetic.
[55:46]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God.
[55:47]
Shane
I was like, gee, golly.
[55:50]
Amanda
Hello, officer. My name is Shane Topp. Hello.
[55:52]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Oh, my God. For me. So this might have been a little bit. If we're still kind of talking about spring break and ship. This was a little bit before I was in one of the main shows because I went to performing arts school. We did Macbeth. Yes, right. I wasn't Macbeth, of course, but one of my good friends. He lives in New York now. I can say his name. Zach. Cause I want him to watch this video. He's really cool. His girlfriend's, like, on Broadway right now. Wow. Yeah, yeah. She is in. She's been. You met Kimber before? My friend Kimber?
[56:26]
Shane
I think so.
[56:26]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. Yeah. When we went to New York. She's from wizard of Oz. It's based off of wizard of Oz. Wicked. Yeah. She's in Wicked. She's in Wicked. She's not in a wheelchair in her version. She is in a wheelchair. I don't know.
[56:39]
Shane
The.
[56:39]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
The. The. The w. The. The witches. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. She's one of which is.
[56:45]
Amanda
Wicked is one of the best.
[56:47]
Shane
That's.
[56:47]
Amanda
Best shows I've ever seen.
[56:49]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
But she's like, you know, she's been doing well for herself, but we're in this show, and I think because of the way that they used to do casting and everything, and I actually didn't even audition for this show because I was at another party and got into it with somebody and got into a physical fight.
[57:03]
Shane
Oh, my God.
[57:04]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. But it was with my ex girlfriends at the time. Her boyfriend seen me. Something happened, and we. He ended up taking me outside and punching me in the face. Anyway, right after that. This is the thing.
[57:15]
Shane
Anyways.
[57:16]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
But hold on. Right after that, like, I get punched in the face that weekend. I get strep throat. But I had a black eye. Perfect timing to be, like, sick, you know? So I didn't get to audition for Macbeth, so. But I had been in all the other shows. This is like, my senior year. I've been in all the other shows, the big shows, to the point where the drama. The guy who put on the shows was like, all right, man, like, you didn't audition. But, like, I trust you. I know that you'll come in and do what you need to do and I was like, oh, perfect, because I was out of school for like, a week or two, so I missed it. So this was right before. I want to say, right before spring break, there was a cast party. Anybody knows, at the end of a show, there's always a cast party. Even in high school, everyone makes out. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's another story.
[58:06]
Amanda
Okay.
[58:07]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
But from there, I remember my homeboy Zach. I totally remember him still, like, being in character and, like. I mean, just like. Like, stoic and just, like, just like in it, going for it, right? But you had all of us around, so there's different groups of everybody, but Zach is just in the corner, and he's just. But then you had this one, this one girl. Her name was Arielle. She's so funny. It was one of my good friends growing up. She was looking at Zach just stand there in the corner, and she is laughing so incredibly hard. And I mean, her. Like, her stomach was hurting. It was the ugliest face, like, ah, pointing while Zach is just having a moment. There's so much chaos. You know my friend Eris, right? So my friend Eris is there because he was in the show as well. And I'm laughing at him, stand in the corner, just, like, do his whole, like, Macbeth thing. Like, the show's over, dog. Like, let it go to Ariel in the corner, laughing at him by herself, hunched over, climbing over furniture to get to him as he walks away. Me and Eris are on the floor, on the floor, laughing. Mind you, I will laugh hard and my stomach will hurt, but I never get to the point where tears come out, and I wish I felt it more. Shane, you go there all the time, and I'm like, I'm just waiting for a tear, y'all. I looked up, and then it's one other guy, like, that I didn't really like. He comes over with his shirt buttoned the wrong way, and I mean, so buttoned the wrong way to the point where it just took me over the edge, y'all. I could not breathe. There was so much, like I was stimulated in so many different ways and then also happy that his shirt was buttoned the wrong way to the point where I just started to ball from laughter. When I tell you it was like, so many different. Like, just, ah, it felt so good, y'all. I've not laughed at heart since that was my senior year of high school, but it was one of the stupidest things that I've ever experienced in my life because Zach continuously, the whole night was just Acting like he. He was in this, like, character that was like, dog, like, you. You're not seeing ghost.
[60:27]
Shane
Like, yes, he was Macbeth.
[60:28]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
But it took him to. It took him to be out of the show to start being method. It's like, dog, like, bro. Like, now you're seeing.
[60:37]
Shane
He's like, now I'm gonna get into character.
[60:38]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. It's like, bro, we've done the show. Let it go. Get over it. But from Reo laughing, me and Eris on the floor, from the other guy's shirt just being button wrong. Like, three different buttons. The best, but also the most stupidest thing that I've experienced at a party. I wish I could go back right now just to feel that. That. That. That energy that I felt.
[60:58]
Amanda
That's my goal now. To make you laugh so hard.
[61:00]
Shane
We're gonna make you laugh so hard you cry.
[61:02]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I would. I would really love that. The first person to do it will get a hundred dollars.
[61:06]
Shane
I just know that all I have to do is 100 if I button my shirt wrong.
[61:10]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
No, it's not that easy. I think it was. It was the whole. It was everything all at once. Because that would not usually make me laugh that hard.
[61:18]
Amanda
It was. It was the overstimulation. Yeah.
[61:20]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
It was just like. And then you're str. Get your shirt together, dumbass. Like, I know you got. You got your bellies poking out on one side, and then the other side is covering up your penis. You know, like, what the hell? Like, pick a side. Are you trying to show skin or are you not? Like, that was my whole. That was like. I didn't know. Oh, my God. Yeah. Great times.
[61:46]
Shane
Damn.
[61:47]
Amanda
Wow. Spring break.
[61:48]
Shane
Spring break.
[61:49]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Spring break.
[61:50]
Amanda
Unlo blocked.
[61:51]
Shane
So much for those listening. Be safe out there. Party safely.
[61:55]
Amanda
Yeah.
[61:56]
Shane
Yeah.
[61:56]
Amanda
No, seriously, party safely.
[61:58]
Shane
Don't do any of the stupid things.
[61:59]
Amanda
We'Ve just talked about. Listen to this and think, I won't do that.
[62:03]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah, look, I ain't one of them. Y'all have fun.
[62:07]
Shane
I knew you were gonna say that. I knew that, too. Yeah. All right.
[62:12]
Amanda
When you get Hennessy and Coke, you gotta drink it.
[62:15]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yeah. Oh, my God. Sorry, Shane. Shane. Sorry, Shane. How was that hangover, though?
[62:20]
Shane
It was pretty bad.
[62:21]
Amanda
Oh, okay. Bye, guys. Thank you.
[62:25]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Keith O'Brien, leak the second the Irishman.
[62:28]
Amanda
Yes.
[62:28]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Yes. I'm actually really sorry about that, though.
[62:31]
Shane
That was. It was a great time, a great experience. I loved it.
[62:34]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Well, can you actually text me back next time I try to party with you and me and my black friends?
[62:39]
Amanda
You guys got to do this later. I can't. I can't be involved.
[62:44]
Shane
Just.
[62:44]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
I've never texted him to hang out again.
[62:46]
Amanda
Bye.
[62:48]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Bye. Bye.
[62:50]
Amanda
Smosh, mosh mouth, smile.
[62:52]
Keith O'Brien Leake II
Hmosh.