#47 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Spencer Agnew

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth #47 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Spencer Agnew

Release Date: May 20, 2024
Hosts: Shayne Topp (Shane), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda), and Spencer Agnew (Guest)

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Introduction

In episode #47 of Smosh Mouth, hosts Shane and Amanda welcome their special guest, Spencer Agnew, known for his role in Smosh Games. The episode centers around a humorous "Try Not To Laugh" challenge, where the trio engages in playful banter, sharing personal anecdotes, and participating in lighthearted games to entertain their audience.

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Opening Banter and Challenge Setup (00:44 - 02:01)

The episode kicks off with Shane and Amanda introducing Spencer, immediately setting a competitive yet friendly tone. They establish the rules for the "Try Not To Laugh" challenge, where the winner gains creative control over the next live stream's content.

Notable Quote:

• Amanda [01:38]: "First choice of a live stream."

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Personal Anecdotes and Humorous Stories (03:00 - 09:37)

The hosts delve into personal stories, sharing embarrassing moments related to urinals and childhood experiences. Shane recounts a traumatic incident in middle school that has left him uneasy with using urinals, while Amanda shares a story about a concert mishap involving someone mistaking a corner for a toilet.

Notable Quotes:

• Shane [07:21]: "And so my friend, My friend, my so-called friend, he kicks me into the urinal."
• Amanda [05:28]: "Someone peed on the floor thinking it was the toilet."

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Discussion on ASMR and Relaxation Techniques (28:35 - 35:47)

The conversation shifts to ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response), with Shane and Amanda discussing their favorite ASMR triggers. Shane enjoys massage-related ASMR, imagining someone brushing his hair, while Amanda prefers the visual aspects like cutting soap bars.

Notable Quotes:

• Shane [29:43]: "To me, I associate it most like, you know those head scratcher things that you kind of go down slowly."
• Amanda [28:44]: "She had like a person just sitting there and she was just like, okay, I'm gonna touch you."

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Interruption by Fictional Voicemail from "The Chosen" (11:00 - 26:02)

A humorous segment features Amanda receiving a fictional voicemail from "The Chosen," a character who humorously discusses Spencer's notorious sweatshirt causing chaos at a crime scene. This interlude adds a layer of absurdity and enhances the episode's comedic vibe.

Notable Quote:

• Amanda [11:22]: "Like, the male penis. Like the male penis. And we're like we're cracking up back there..."

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Gaming Discussions: Fortnite and Smosh Games (60:00 - 67:00)

The hosts engage in a lively discussion about the popular game Fortnite, brainstorming ideas for Smosh Games. They explore character selections from various franchises, envisioning unique game modes and character integrations to keep their content fresh and engaging.

Notable Quotes:

• Shane [64:23]: "So basically you choose one of those characters. So it could be like someone from Star Wars."
• Amanda [63:44]: "What do you want when you dance in the game?"

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Reflection on Past Podcast Episodes and Content Creation (17:05 - 40:44)

Shane and Amanda reflect on previous episodes of Try Not To Laugh, particularly highlighting moments where their attempts at humor fell flat. They discuss the challenges of content creation, the evolution of their comedic styles, and the importance of chemistry among hosts.

Notable Quotes:

• Shane [20:05]: "So here's the thing. Y'all were so awful that day."
• Amanda [17:10]: "From the Trivial Pursuit. Try not to laugh. I keep getting served them."

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Closing Remarks and Challenge Outcome (67:00 - 68:54)

As the episode concludes, the trio tallies their laughs from the challenge. Spencer emerges victorious, earning the right to dictate future live stream content. The hosts reflect on the fun and chaotic nature of the episode, expressing gratitude for their camaraderie and the entertaining dynamics that keep their audience engaged.

Notable Quote:

• Shane [67:34]: "We got you, motherfucker."
• Ryan [68:23]: "It was a really busy week and this was fun. I needed this, guys."

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Key Takeaways and Highlights

• Humorous Storytelling: Shane and Amanda share lighthearted and embarrassing personal stories, enhancing the episode's relatability and comedic appeal.
• Interactive Challenge: The "Try Not To Laugh" game fosters a competitive yet friendly environment, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and ability to maintain composure under humorous pressure.
• Creative Discussions: Conversations about ASMR and gaming demonstrate the hosts' versatility and willingness to explore diverse topics.
• Engaging Guest: Spencer Agnew's participation adds a fresh dynamic, contributing energy and humor to the episode.

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Conclusion

Episode #47 of Smosh Mouth successfully blends personal anecdotes, interactive challenges, and creative discussions, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging atmosphere. Spencer Agnew's guest appearance amplifies the fun, making this episode a memorable addition to the Smosh podcast repertoire. Fans can look forward to more entertaining content as the hosts continue to explore new ideas and challenges.

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Transcript

[Shane]

Hello.

[Ryan]

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[Amanda]

And I'm Amanda. And we have a very, very special guest. Charles Spencer. Yagniu.

[Shane]

Wow. Thank you. That's me.

[Amanda]

You're so welcome.

[Ryan]

Welcome, Charles.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's.

[Ryan]

You're allowed to laugh right now.

[Shane]

Why would I laugh at that?

[Amanda]

Guys, guys, we're playing. Try not to laugh. We're keeping it chill. This version, we're just gonna, you know, have Selena tally up and whoever wins will win. How much? Because no one has taken the.

[Ryan]

You got to reestablish because. Because Courtney won last time.

[Amanda]

But did she take it?

[Ryan]

Yeah, I think so. I maybe still owe her the money.

[Amanda]

Well, I guess you guys can figure.

[Ryan]

I promise, in court. But we can decide. Let's start. Let's restart it.

[Amanda]

Okay, let's hear what.

[Ryan]

What is the winner get by Bucks?

[Amanda]

No, I'm just kidding.

[Ryan]

Well, because Spencer here has a lot of power, you know, being in charge of smosh games. Tell him that maybe. Maybe the. Maybe the. Maybe the winner can get something on smosh games.

[Shane]

Or maybe you don't have to play another five nights at Freddy's game.

[Amanda]

Ooh, I like.

[Shane]

No, I know you do.

[Amanda]

I like playing them. Shane doesn't.

[Ryan]

My dream.

[Amanda]

Okay, wait. So what do we win?

[Ryan]

Well, let's see.

[Amanda]

First choice of a live stream.

[Shane]

Honestly, that feels good.

[Ryan]

Okay, whoever wins, whoever wins, gets to.

[Shane]

A live stream I don't have to produce.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Ryan]

All right. Whoever wins gets to decide the creative free reign. So Spencer gets nothing. Cuz he already is doing this.

[Amanda]

So if you win, you just get to do your job. Yeah, and if we win, we get to choose the live stream.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay. That's better than money. All right.

[Ryan]

Staring contest part two.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

That was Shane's idea.

[Ryan]

It was my idea that I did not pitch.

[Shane]

Like, seriously?

[Ryan]

Seriously. We were meeting. We were over there. We were all talking. And. And we were like, we got to figure out what the live stream is. And I was like, staring contest. And Spencer and Alex looked at each other legitimately, like, that's a great idea. So we did it, and it was insane. And it's become, like, a huge part of fan lore. Spencer's already bringing in energy to this podcast.

[Shane]

I literally am drinking water.

[Amanda]

He's bringing in, like, fucking energy.

[Ryan]

So it is also. This is the latest we've ever recorded a podcast.

[Amanda]

Yeah, this is the latest.

[Ryan]

5Pm and we're doing.

[Amanda]

Try not to laugh.

[Ryan]

It's 5pm after we've recorded a bunch of shit today.

[Amanda]

Yeah. What is happening here? How many drinks do you have in that jacket?

[Ryan]

You should have waited till we started. Try not to laugh. This is good material, man.

[Shane]

Okay, we're starting.

[Ryan]

No, we haven't started yet.

[Amanda]

Have we not.

[Ryan]

No, we have to say that we're starting.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Do we want to start early?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Wait. Why do you want. Do you want to talk about.

[Ryan]

No, we can. We might. Look, it doesn't matter.

[Amanda]

Do you want to address anything?

[Shane]

Do you want to address the allegations?

[Ryan]

The allegations?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yes. Guys, Harambe's dead. Let's just start it because I. Full disclosure, did not prepare a lot. I've been very busy. It's been crazy.

[Shane]

Doing what?

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

Jerking off.

[Amanda]

A picture of himself.

[Ryan]

Okay. Okay.

[Amanda]

Who am I?

[Ryan]

Let's start now because this energy is unhinged.

[Amanda]

All right, let's go, Selena. We're starting now.

[Ryan]

Okay. Yeah, I've been busy. All right. Been a busy time. I know this is releasing weeks after, but. Okay. I got married, and also, we've been filming a million things. We got it. And if. Okay. Amanda's laughing. He just.

[Amanda]

What is happening?

[Ryan]

Spencer pulled out a water bottle, then a V8 energy, and now a Coca Cola. He's also got a Mountain Kickstarter in the wings.

[Amanda]

Dude, I don't know how.

[Ryan]

I don't know how.

[Amanda]

Are you wearing a diaper?

[Ryan]

You're not allowed to go to the bathroom during this.

[Amanda]

I don't drink Coke.

[Ryan]

I'm setting that rule. You're not allowed to go.

[Shane]

Setting that boundary.

[Ryan]

I'm setting that boundary.

[Amanda]

He's gonna pee in the sea. We can't have that happen.

[Ryan]

It's okay.

[Shane]

I think you could pee your pants, like, on command. Like, do you think you could, like, lutely.

[Amanda]

You know how many dreams I have that I go to the bathroom and go pee and I wake up and I'm still in bed. I could have Easily done it.

[Ryan]

I almost had that recently. I legit. Almost peed my pants recently.

[Amanda]

Tell us.

[Ryan]

I was having a dream where I was trying to use the. I was standing above the toilet and I was trying to pee and I like, couldn't. And I kept trying. I was like, okay, I'm about to pee. And then it wouldn't happen. I was like, what the fuck's wrong with me? And then I wake up and I'm in bed and I was like, oh my God.

[Amanda]

No wonder you are just pissing a waterfall.

[Shane]

And that's funny to you?

[Amanda]

It is funny to me.

[Ryan]

Is that funny to you?

[Amanda]

You're just pissing on your own head?

[Ryan]

No, I. Luckily no head is so bad.

[Shane]

So do you think you could like, piss right now?

[Ryan]

Not right now. I don't have to pee.

[Shane]

If you had to pee, like, could you let yourself just start pissing in your pants?

[Ryan]

I've just never. I've never done that. So I don't know. But I assume yes. I just assume it would take a minute.

[Shane]

I don't know if I could.

[Amanda]

I have a question. Have you ever been in the same room with someone and they've peed on the floor thinking it was the toilet?

[Shane]

Literally never. What do you mean?

[Ryan]

What are you talking about, man?

[Amanda]

Old times.

[Shane]

Yeah. That's crazy, dude.

[Amanda]

I actually have.

[Ryan]

Okay, now he's pulling out a tall Coca Cola.

[Amanda]

That's a Red Bull.

[Shane]

It's a Red Bull.

[Ryan]

Oh, that's a regular.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

Pear cinnamon.

[Ryan]

What?

[Amanda]

Actually, can I have a sip? You know we're not allowed to drink on the. They never give us food or drinks.

[Ryan]

You know what's working? You know what's insane? I. Spencer, you're the one who set the rule to not have any beverages on this nice house.

[Shane]

That's crazy.

[Ryan]

And you're really breaking.

[Shane]

It's warm.

[Amanda]

Yikes.

[Ryan]

Is the inside. Is it. Is the liquid cool?

[Shane]

No. We can put on some ice after this.

[Amanda]

God, that is disgusting.

[Shane]

I didn't think it was too bad. It's more pear than cinnamon.

[Amanda]

So guys, when I was younger, we all went to a concert and someone peed on the floor while we were all sleeping.

[Shane]

Well, you were sleeping at the concert.

[Amanda]

No, no, no. We went to a concert and we all shared a room and this person peed in the corner thinking it was the toilet.

[Ryan]

They were that drunk.

[Amanda]

They were that drunk.

[Shane]

Okay, see, I didn't even.

[Ryan]

That's all.

[Shane]

I don't know why. It was like alcohol was in the.

[Ryan]

I. I one time was at a movie theater. And I was going to the bathroom after the movie. You know, that's like Rush Hour.

[Amanda]

That's so awesome.

[Ryan]

That's urinal Rush Hour.

[Amanda]

I love that.

[Ryan]

And I was using the urinal, and then the guy. There was a guy sort of near me, and he's peeing, and then he goes to, like, zip up. And then he says, full, full volume. I mean, this is an older guy. He just goes, oh, shit, I pissed myself for the whole bathroom to hear. That's just a true story. I'm not even necessarily trying to make you guys laugh at that. That's a real story that happened.

[Shane]

I had urinal trauma for, like, the longest time because in sixth grade, I was using the urinal at middle school. And, you know, you're already in pretty much the most fragile state of. Of. It's literally a true story.

[Amanda]

And then you're in the most fragile, vulnerable.

[Ryan]

You are after telling me.

[Shane]

And so my friend, My friend, my so called friend, he kicks me into the urinal.

[Ryan]

Kicked you into it.

[Shane]

Like, he, you know, he, like, playfully, like, you know, with his foot, kind of like shoved me into the urinal. So I got piss and water all over my pants.

[Amanda]

You got piss and shit all over your pants?

[Shane]

I got pissing water all over my pants.

[Ryan]

Oh, that's.

[Amanda]

Wait a second. I'm sorry.

[Ryan]

So you didn't use the urinal? You didn't use a urinal for years.

[Shane]

After that was kind of like. Yeah, I just kind of was like, I felt vulnerable.

[Amanda]

Oh, you were at the urinal and my small penis.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Shane]

Ah, dang it. I thought I could get you with that.

[Ryan]

You almost got Amanda.

[Amanda]

No, I was.

[Shane]

Before my regular ass penis.

[Amanda]

I was more disappointed that you have a small penis.

[Ryan]

Yeah. That's fair.

[Amanda]

I was thinking like Head of Games.

[Shane]

Like, Head of Games. Yeah.

[Amanda]

I knew you had a small penis.

[Shane]

Fuck. I forgot I was supposed to laugh. I knew it. Just. Dude, imagine hooking up with a guy for the first time. You pull his pants up. I knew you had a small penis.

[Ryan]

Ooh, devastating. Yeah, devastating. Cause you'd almost be more. Would you be more upset about, like, the assumption.

[Shane]

Dude, assumptions. Small penises. Write that down.

[Amanda]

But can it just be women?

[Shane]

Yeah. Well, I mean, what is the.

[Ryan]

God damn it.

[Shane]

So that was our teacher in seventh grade. More middle school students.

[Ryan]

I hate that. I would watch that episode. I would absolutely.

[Amanda]

Wait. If it was just women. If it.

[Ryan]

No, if it was assumptions, like small, small penises, and it just. Like three dudes very seriously sitting around a table.

[Shane]

It's just Like I have a crazy peeing story after this. But that's like. I can, I might, I might. I literally have not told anyone the story yet, so I don't know if I'm gonna tell it. But anyways, before that in, in seventh grade, our like biology class, our teacher kept being like, the male penis. Like the male penis. And we're like we're cracking up. We're were cracking up back there and. And he's like, well like the, the. The female penis is a clitoris. And we, we had never. We had no way. We had no concept of what that was.

[Amanda]

I don't like that.

[Shane]

But yeah, that was, that was our seventh grade education.

[Amanda]

I don't like that. It's just saying like every woman is a man. Like it's just like that. We have a penis. We don't have a penis.

[Shane]

Clitoris is kind of a penis.

[Ryan]

I think. I think the embryo. Like what isn't it does like the.

[Shane]

Things I think like anatomically. Look, I'm going to give anatomical advice on this podcast. I think the clitoris is pretty much a penis.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Guy. Can someone. Can someone at home fact check that?

[Ryan]

You know what? I'm no one fact checking in on that.

[Amanda]

No one fact check that.

[Ryan]

I'm going to let Spencer stand alone in that.

[Shane]

Guys, look, I. Dr. Fauci and I talked.

[Ryan]

I know nothing of guys.

[Shane]

I've never seen anything.

[Amanda]

You haven't seen your own penis?

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Let's stick on this for a while.

[Shane]

Spencer is the chosen assumptions. But like it's all people who've never seen their penis.

[Amanda]

Spencer, you're the chosen.

[Ryan]

You Peter Griffin. Never mind.

[Shane]

Are you just saying names of things?

[Amanda]

Are we still talking about small penises?

[Shane]

We can go back to it. What's the smallest penis you've ever seen?

[Ryan]

This is crazy.

[Shane]

See, I feel like we could actually get Amanda to talk about this on the podcast.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Well talk about the.

[Amanda]

I had an assumptions in real life. That's for sure.

[Ryan]

Awesome.

[Amanda]

Guys. It doesn't mean it's the end of the world.

[Shane]

It just means three guys in your apartment, you buzz kill. Buzzkill.

[Amanda]

It doesn't mean it's the end of the world. It just means like whoop dried.

[Shane]

What? What was that? What was that? What was that? Your vagina was out and then it came back insane.

[Ryan]

You've ever said Amanda.

[Amanda]

That's because I filter myself a lot when I work here.

[Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Shane]

I've heard Amanda unfiltered.

[Ryan]

I think I'm accepting that I'm gonna lose this episode, Shane.

[Amanda]

I don't think Shane has heard me unfiltered.

[Ryan]

I've heard you unfiltered.

[Amanda]

You don't know.

[Ryan]

I've heard you unfiltered.

[Amanda]

You don't know me. Well, guys, the weirdest thing ever is I actually. I got a message from the Chosen.

[Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Amanda]

Yeah, it was like, weird. I was like, whose number is this? It was like 69. 69. 69.

[Ryan]

Uh huh. That would definitely be the Chosen's number.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it was so weird.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Hello, this is the Chosen calling in.

[Ryan]

I heard that you guys have mentioned.

[Amanda]

Me many times on the podcast Smush Mouth. I just want to say that the no FAP is going well. I haven't touched my penis in over 30 years, and it has worked out to my benefit. I did walk down the street the other day and a girl asked me if I was the chosen. And I said, no, ma'am, I am the chosen. In my own terms, only I get to say that. And then she asked if she could touch my penis, and I said, no, ma'am, you cannot, because I am no FAP.

[Shane]

Usually my voice don't cap at 59 seconds.

[Amanda]

Yeah, no woman ever asked to touch my penis. Oh, God. Did I just make a fun joke? I'm so excited to be on your podcast. Oh, no, I think I came in my pants. No FAP forever.

[Shane]

It's crazy, dude.

[Amanda]

I was like, the Chosen left me the longest voicemail, man.

[Ryan]

Where did you record that?

[Amanda]

In my closet.

[Ryan]

Is your husband home?

[Amanda]

Yeah, of course. I said he was doing the dishes. I said, hey, babe, I'm gonna be talking to someone and it's not gonna be you, so you don't have to worry about it.

[Shane]

It's not gonna be you.

[Ryan]

That's crazy.

[Amanda]

And he was like, okay. Are you kidding me? He's so used to it by now.

[Ryan]

Yeah, no, I cannot imagine.

[Amanda]

He's so used to it by now.

[Ryan]

Cannot imagine.

[Amanda]

Everything's in my closet, dude.

[Ryan]

That.

[Amanda]

That wasn't me. That was the Chosen.

[Ryan]

You are truly actually opening your.

[Shane]

I'm thirsty.

[Ryan]

Fifth beverage. No, sixth. Your sixth beverage on the table.

[Amanda]

We don't like that.

[Shane]

I had to rub it in that.

[Amanda]

You said that we couldn't have drinks here. You were the one who made that rule.

[Ryan]

We're literally so.

[Amanda]

Shane and I have been so thirsty every single episode.

[Ryan]

Okay, seventh beverage. A seventh beverage has hit the table.

[Amanda]

You're such a piece of. Your initials are S.A. spencer Agnewer, Sons of Anarchy.

[Ryan]

You're the Dennis Rodman of water. Doesn't even make sense, but yeah.

[Amanda]

What an old reference.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Remember Carmen Electra? Carmen Electra.

[Ryan]

Damn. He's fully going. He's gonna chug this whole water bottle. For those listening. He's chugging an entire water bottle. He is a hydro homie right now. God, this is. This is. This is painful.

[Amanda]

You're gonna peepee.

[Ryan]

This is the most water he's drank in a month.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I know. He doesn't drink water. Yeah. Oh, God, he's gonna get sick. Watch him just throw up everywhere.

[Ryan]

Don't we? For the wee.

[Amanda]

Right now he's just gonna throw up everywhere.

[Ryan]

What if he just threw up? Just. Just.

[Shane]

That was a lot of water.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'd say. Holy crap, man.

[Shane]

Okay, so what Joe want to talk about?

[Ryan]

All right.

[Amanda]

Jesus.

[Ryan]

I was gonna say with the chosen how crazy it is. My TikTok feed is still clips from that chosen. Trivial Clitz Clips, guys.

[Amanda]

No, no, no, no, no. Okay. He made himself laugh. That's. That's an X name.

[Ryan]

Not himself.

[Amanda]

He made himself laugh. Have you ever touched a woman?

[Ryan]

Fuck.

[Shane]

Can we ask that on the podcast?

[Amanda]

Yeah, I just did.

[Ryan]

Amanda's allowed to ask.

[Shane]

Okay, guys, Say your body.

[Amanda]

Thanks, Shane.

[Shane]

Say your body count on three.

[Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Amanda]

How did we get down this path?

[Shane]

Amanda's body count at Dunkin. Amanda worked in the restaurant business. Dude, that shit was probably crazy.

[Amanda]

Yes, it was, dude. But let me tell you right now, I did not look cute in my Duncan outfit. No khakis fit me, so they were always way too short. So I cut them to make them flares instead. They just looked like short pants with.

[Shane]

Cuts in them, like capris.

[Amanda]

It was awful.

[Ryan]

Oh, God. I'm realizing what a bad position I'm in right now. Cause you two are definitely the most in. Like, you guys will say anything out of everyone on the cast. I think it's you two in the lead.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Maybe Chance behind both of you.

[Amanda]

Chance will say everything and then go, oops.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Chance, I think, But Chance. Because Chance is there when Angela says something. He'll be like, angela.

[Amanda]

Well, Angela will drop bombs.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but I think Angela is concerned. Like, she. She's actually. But if you guys say something crazy, you're like, what? What?

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Ryan]

Oh, am I not? Oh, can I not?

[Amanda]

Dick's out. You should try it. It's freeing. Right, Spencer?

[Shane]

Little dicks out.

[Ryan]

I just don't think these thoughts. You guys think.

[Amanda]

Okay, Mr. Perfect. Come on. Come on, bro.

[Ryan]

I just have no impure thoughts.

[Amanda]

That's such a lie.

[Shane]

I don't think these thoughts. You think, bro?

[Amanda]

Yeah, we know you're impure.

[Ryan]

You guys tried reading the Bible.

[Amanda]

We know you're nuts, okay? We know you read books.

[Shane]

We know you're nuts about stuff.

[Amanda]

I can't go anywhere, but I keep.

[Ryan]

Getting served clips from that Trivial Pursuit. Try not to lie, clits.

[Amanda]

This episode is gonna be unhinged clips.

[Ryan]

From the Trivial Pursuit. Try not to laugh. I keep getting served them. That shit blew up on TikTok. And it's all the jokes that you said you were on fire in that he's giving you. I'm actually just. I'm actually just talking.

[Shane]

No, it was. It was. I don't want to get pretentious.

[Ryan]

No, you were. I think it's your finest work. It's that and Gentlemen's Don't Win Mario party.

[Shane]

It's. It's. Isn't it kind of crazy when you go back? Like, maybe you guys experience this, Maybe. Maybe you don't know. It's just like. But, like, when you go back and you kind of, like, don't remember things you said.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

And you see things that you said, you're like, wow, that was funny. Like, how did I think of that?

[Ryan]

It's everything I've. There are episodes of Try not most episodes of Try not to Laugh that I watch now, and I'm like, I don't remember any of this.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

We film so much and the way we film nowadays, where we film 30 videos in a week, and by the end of it, it's a blur. And I'm like, I just went all that time.

[Shane]

But I think we're in a good space where it's like, you know, we're just really good at, like, reacting to each other. And that's where a lot of the. You know, I think even if we're not realizing it, we're constantly setting each other up for gags.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And we're doing it. It's like such a muscle memory thing now that I think we don't have to think. We're truly not thinking while we're on camera, guys.

[Amanda]

It's almost like we're a theater group.

[Ryan]

Oh, God, I'm gonna quit now.

[Amanda]

It's almost like we're a theater group and we did everything together and. Yes. And. And we all held hands. You're kind of attractive right now. And it's like. It's too much.

[Ryan]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is popping off? What's happening?

[Amanda]

That's just what happens in the theater group.

[Shane]

Found out I had a small penis. The worst thing about the worst thing about like, like starting to make small penis jokes is you fall into the trap of. It's like, now it's like, now it's like anything you say is gonna sound like, defensive. Like you can never kind of bounce back. You'd be like, you can never be like, well, it's actually like normal size or like, well, it's actually like you just can't. Like, the more you talk about it, the more it's gonna be like, people are just gonna think like, yeah, it's probably like, I don't know.

[Ryan]

See, when a dude makes self deprecating small penis jokes, I. I don't think I then assume that they have a small penis.

[Amanda]

What? You should.

[Ryan]

Why?

[Amanda]

Because they probably do. Spencer probably has a really small penis.

[Ryan]

But what about people? What about dudes who say they have a huge penis?

[Amanda]

Like, oh, they're tiny.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

But Spencer's probably is like this big.

[Shane]

Yeah. And with one ball, it looks awful.

[Amanda]

Shane's gonna fucking lose.

[Ryan]

I've lost. I've lost. I'm gonna try to make a comeback. But.

[Shane]

They did the round. I mean, you're in it there. Yeah, the. The quiplash thing where they kept making up. It's so fucking funny because they were just. Sorry. Y'all were so not funny that day.

[Ryan]

And damn.

[Amanda]

So.

[Shane]

So they did quip lash.

[Ryan]

Damn.

[Shane]

They did quip lash.

[Amanda]

Damn. You never said that to me ever in my life.

[Shane]

I wasn't there. I wasn't in the room.

[Amanda]

So how'd you know I wasn't funny that day?

[Shane]

No, in that video, Nick, no one was funny. So here's the thing. Y'all were. Y'all failed at every. There was not a single good quiplash.

[Amanda]

Oh, but y'all carrying out laundry.

[Shane]

Y'all came up with like, all these. Y'all kept doing like, themes. So, like, the theme started off like, oh, let's do like smosh themed. And then y'all were failing at that. And then y'all were doing like, okay, let's do like, let's do a boob themed round. And y'all feel at that. And then y'all started throwing up the dumbest shit ever chance. Like, let's do an underwater quiplash theme.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's true. We did do that.

[Shane]

And then I don't even remember how I. Oh, but the. You did the round where everyone's roasting Spencer. And the only thing was about one was me wearing a jean jacket and the other was ball. Me having one ball.

[Amanda]

I don't think I did it. I don't think I participated in those jokes because I respect you.

[Shane]

Yeah, you respect me too much. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Now that I know that we were so awful that day, now I know the truth.

[Ryan]

I also feel like Quiplash really is, like, hard to play.

[Shane]

No, it was. It was.

[Amanda]

No, we. We were failing super hard and, yeah, he came up with underwater. And then. Was it fossils? Oh, yeah. Fossils.

[Ryan]

What?

[Amanda]

Dude, we were having a weird day.

[Ryan]

Let's make jokes about fossils.

[Shane]

No, like, every. It was so bad. But here's the thing. They were so funny, like, around the game. It's just whenever, like, answers would come up, it would just be dead silent. And so, like, the video is actually really funny. Once you, like, kind of put yourself in the mindset, like, oh, I'm not laughing at the game. I'm laughing at them playing the game.

[Ryan]

I loved Quiplash back in 2016.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

And I think that's the last time I.

[Amanda]

Wait. I love quiplash. Enjoyed it and I thought that I did well. But apparently.

[Ryan]

Apparently it was a really bad time. Apparently it was really bad.

[Shane]

I think it comes out tomorrow.

[Ryan]

So it's been out for a few weeks.

[Shane]

So. Yeah, at this point, it's already come out and tanked and we're never playing it again.

[Amanda]

Damn. Okay. Little penis, my ass. This man is coming in hot. Little penis in my ass.

[Ryan]

So by the time this episode airs, it's been out for a while. I think it's probably at like, 500k.

[Shane]

That'd be sick.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I think we've got a fun thumbnail. You're in the thumbnail.

[Amanda]

Oh, great. I'm in the thumbnail for the one that we did awful at.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. So you're the face of it.

[Shane]

Do you have any more voicemails? Did anyone else call you?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Shit on my.

[Amanda]

Pretty crazy.

[Ryan]

I was going to start writing out as a joke. I was going to write out a bunch of smosh games. Pitches don't do.

[Shane]

We would accept all of them.

[Ryan]

I know, I know.

[Amanda]

Read your pitches.

[Ryan]

I didn't even get to it.

[Amanda]

Ok.

[Ryan]

I wrote. I wrote, like, gentlemen's Don't Win Sniper Chess. And I was like, but we're probably going to do that. You can shoot it up in the air.

[Amanda]

Wait, what? What did we talk about for smosh games?

[Shane]

What did we.

[Amanda]

We have an idea.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

Five Nights at Freddy's in Real Life.

[Amanda]

Five Nights at Freddy's in Real Life.

[Ryan]

That's.

[Shane]

That's something.

[Amanda]

You play, like, a normal board game.

[Shane]

And then you have but then just jump scares you.

[Ryan]

Jump scares you. Just people jump out at you.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Okay, so I did get this voicemail and I kind of got scared, but I actually don't think it's for me. Let's see. Hello there. Good day to you. This is South Manhattan Precinct calling you, Homicide, New York. How you doing? We're calling a Crimes, you guys. So we found a body, and the body belongs to a certain Spencer Agnew. Man. Man, he's under five feet and, you know, he's got, you know, cute, cute little legs, lot of lots of tattoos. But the only concerning factor is he's got this sweatshirt. And this sweatshirt, it smells. It smells like it's been run over by a truck, dipped into a sewer and rubbed against some of the worst people's asses I've ever. I've ever known in my entire life. And we just want to say that this sweatshirt, it caused so much chaos in the precinct. My guy. My guy. Johnny. Johnny Joe over there, right over, right outside, you know, north of Manhattan, said he threw up. And you know, when an officer throws up at a crime scene, that's another crime. So we just want to let him know that this dead body, we can't. We can't process it, we can't touch it until we get that sweatshirt washed of all its DNA and forensics because, honestly, we'd rather not catch the killer. We'd rather just wash that goddamn sweatshirt that that man wears every single day. All right, thank you so much. This is Officer laguardia.

[Ryan]

Thank you so much, Officer Guardia. Well, is that. Is that true that if an officer throws up at the crime scene, that's another crime?

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's a crime. They've defecated the crime scene.

[Shane]

They've defecated the crime scene.

[Amanda]

You got it.

[Shane]

That's crazy.

[Amanda]

So, yeah, it was pretty crazy to get, you know, homicide, New York, Brooklyn, South Manhattan Precinct. Officer to be calling me. I was like, whoa, my God. So I'm glad you're not wearing your sweatshirt today because I guess it was an issue.

[Shane]

That would have been embarrassing.

[Ryan]

That would have been really bad.

[Amanda]

Could you imagine?

[Shane]

That would have been pretty embarrassing.

[Amanda]

You know which sweatshirt I'm talking about, right?

[Shane]

There's two. Which one?

[Amanda]

And you must have two identical ones.

[Ryan]

The champion one.

[Shane]

Two. Well, yeah. Which champion one?

[Amanda]

The gray. Light gray.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

What's the other one?

[Shane]

The green one.

[Ryan]

The green one. There's also the green.

[Amanda]

Haven't seen that in a decade, so.

[Shane]

Bullshit.

[Amanda]

Bullshit on you.

[Shane]

It's getting all ratty.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I know. It's getting all ratty.

[Ryan]

You've been wearing those same too for, like, since I've met you.

[Amanda]

Yeah. What's going on there?

[Shane]

Do you want to buy me a new one? Can't miss the classics.

[Amanda]

Do you need money?

[Shane]

No. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Do you need a ride to the mall?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Shane]

You're big.

[Amanda]

Excuse me?

[Shane]

I don't want to dox your car.

[Amanda]

Don't dox my car, but my big, big Escalade.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

I have a big, huge Escalade. It's wild. Parking is a nightmare. I'll take you to the mall, kid.

[Shane]

Cool.

[Amanda]

Go to Aeropostel.

[Shane]

That was pretty funny.

[Ryan]

That was pretty good.

[Amanda]

Thanks.

[Ryan]

Almost got him.

[Shane]

Paper mache.

[Ryan]

Paper mache.

[Amanda]

Paper mache.

[Ryan]

You know, something that I saw recently. Just changing the subject so we get it less weird in here. It's not weird. It's a little weird. All right. Someone pointed out that you look like a young George Lucas, and I have not been able to unsee it. Yeah, it really is.

[Amanda]

Like, pull up a picture of George Lucas.

[Ryan]

Uncanny. Like, really young George Lucas, because you don't see that too often. George Lucas, like American Graffiti. George Lucas.

[Shane]

Thx.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. Oh, look at that. Is that crazy?

[Amanda]

I think you look more attractive.

[Shane]

Thank you. Well, yeah, him and Spielberg back in like the 70s.

[Ryan]

Yeah. No, I think even younger than that.

[Shane]

They were probably getting so much bush, bro.

[Ryan]

Jesus Christ.

[Amanda]

You're out of your fucking mind. You know you are. Wow.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Looks like him kinda.

[Amanda]

He looks like you and Alex combined.

[Shane]

Have you. Have you guys ever seen the threads of. It's like when directors put. People put leading men in their movies and they kind of tweak them to look a little more like them.

[Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

It's really common.

[Amanda]

I don't know about this.

[Shane]

So, like, you look at classic. I'm trying to think of specific examples, but like, you know, directors are kind of. There's no science behind it, but they'll kind of do like self inserts and they'll make the leading men, like. They'll kind of change their hair to look more like them. Like, the most recent example I can think of was what's his face in Tenet? Robert Pattinson. So he kind of. Christopher Nolan gave Robert Pattinson, like, kind of Christopher Nolan esque hair.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Is this just like a theory?

[Shane]

It's. Oh, it's purely a theory. It's just like a. It's.

[Ryan]

I believe it, though.

[Shane]

I. Absolutely, yeah. Oh, can I. Can you have another Example, I'm trying to think of other ones. Someone said Derek, I don't know. The guy did Blue Valentine putting Ryan Gosling. That was kind of one interesting. There. There are other ones and, you know, they're. They're escaping me. So let me know in the comments.

[Ryan]

Okay. Anyways, I don't know what. I don't know how to add any more to that conversation.

[Shane]

I don't know how to act.

[Amanda]

Sounds awesome.

[Ryan]

That sounds really cool.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I was gonna say there's something we were talking about before we started recording that that I was thinking about. You were talking about asmr. You were watching a bunch of ASMR last night. How much ASMR do you watch?

[Amanda]

Oh, probably.

[Shane]

Probably watch a lot, right? Yeah. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wait.

[Ryan]

I love asmr. What kind of. What kind of ASMR are you into?

[Shane]

Kind of all sorts. You know, mostly the ones. So this is gonna sound weird. Like the massage ones where people are like, they'll kind of give the person attention. They'll brush their hair or something simple like that.

[Ryan]

Interesting.

[Shane]

And I kind of put myself in their place. I'm like, oh, what if someone's brushing my hair?

[Amanda]

Oh, that's so relaxing.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Mine's the soap. I love the beautiful nails holding bars of soap and cutting it and it's like little pieces or you squeeze it and it's all sparkles.

[Ryan]

Interesting. That stuff doesn't do much for me. I, for the longest time thought I didn't have any asmr. But ASMR is like a feeling you get, right?

[Shane]

Yeah, it's like a.

[Amanda]

It's like a. It's like a scratching in the back of your head, like a tingling and.

[Ryan]

You get like tingling. Right.

[Shane]

To me, I associate it most like, you know those head scratcher things that you kind of go down slowly.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And so you, as you watch the video, you feel that Very rarely, but.

[Shane]

I'm always chasing that high.

[Ryan]

Okay. But you still enjoy it even if you don't.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's still, it's. It's kind of a wind down for me.

[Ryan]

I, for the longest time was just like, I don't get anything from asmr. Most ASMR stuff, I don't get anything. Like, especially the voice stuff when they're like, they're like, okay, and now we're going to do. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I don't really care. Like, sound stuff doesn't really do it for me. But I've recently come across some shit that I'm like, I Watch it every time. And it's this dude. It's. It's always a person like in like a barbershop type of chair. And it's this guy who like. And he's doing all sorts of like Indian guy. Yeah. And he's got like the two spray bottles. He'll start and he'll like do a bunch of crazy spraying. And then he's like, like doing all this crazy stuff. But then they're like. They're like. He's like hitting him on the back of the head, like doing all sorts of things.

[Amanda]

Doing that to the mic?

[Ryan]

No, he's like. There's no mic. Like he's just. He's just mess with them. And then he kinda like does these pinches around there and he grabs their arm. Then he kinda does a little bit of a light chiropractic kind of thing. He's doing a ton of shit. But there's even stuff where they're like. It's movements that aren't gonna do anything.

[Amanda]

Wait, I like that.

[Ryan]

But I'm kinda just like.

[Shane]

You know that Bugs Bunny episode where he massages Elmer Fudd's bald head with the.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I think I.

[Ryan]

My brain is so broken that I almost. I thought you were about to say ball sack.

[Shane]

Yeah, dude. Where he fucking sucks off Elmer.

[Amanda]

You came in here with the most dick energy I've ever experienced in my life.

[Shane]

Sucks. Elmer Fudd's little penis. That's why he hunts. That's why. That's why he carries the big gun, dude.

[Amanda]

But anyways, get myself into today. What happened? What happened to me?

[Shane]

I'm going to calm.

[Amanda]

You guys are children. I'm gonna keep drinking this Red Bull.

[Ryan]

Why?

[Shane]

It's terrible. I was excited for that.

[Ryan]

You did literally say like, oh, I hate it.

[Amanda]

And you kept drinking it. It's so gross.

[Ryan]

Why are you drinking it then?

[Amanda]

I don't know. It's right here. You guys keep talking about sucking things off. Yes, Shane, you consistently talk about it.

[Ryan]

I. I said I thought he was about to say ball sack and then it turned.

[Amanda]

You knew what would happen.

[Shane]

There's so many more things you can do with the ball sack than suck it, bro.

[Ryan]

Okay?

[Shane]

Just be normal about it.

[Amanda]

Tell me.

[Shane]

I don't know. It's not my. It's not.

[Amanda]

Don't open this door.

[Shane]

The burden of proof is not on me.

[Ryan]

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[Shane]

Anyways, back to the. Back to the guy. So he's like, he's like right off the street and like, I think it's like some huge Indian city in India. And yeah, he's just going to ham on these guys. Like you sit down and he just like, kind of like, yeah, he gets you. It's crazy. There's.

[Ryan]

There's a lot of movements that are. That are truly insane.

[Amanda]

You. You look insane.

[Ryan]

I know.

[Amanda]

I feel you look insane.

[Ryan]

But like, like it's. It's like I said. He'll. He'll like hit them with. In the back of the head. Like over and over again. Kind of does this movement where he has his hands together.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like, he's like, wow. It's like a lot of weird stuff. And for some reason I'm kind of mesmerized by it. I don't get tingles, but I.

[Shane]

It is like to me, it's like I almost imagine someone doing that to me. And it's not like an active imagination. Like I'm not like, oh, I'm sitting in the chair. But it's just. It's pleasant to watch. It's pleasant to watch. It's kind of hard to articulate.

[Ryan]

And the only time I think. And it's been a minute and I need to Schedule 1, but when doctors do the stethoscope.

[Shane]

Exactly.

[Ryan]

I think that is when I do get.

[Shane]

Only that I watch a lot of like, that's. That was kind of my first experience with ASMR was kind of when the doctor, you know, he puts your. Their hand on your back or your chest and it's like, take a deep breath. And for me that was like, it's very grounding.

[Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, there's something about that. And there was one other ASMR video that I saw that did. It was the same kind of feeling of just like, oh, this is very relaxing. I is this lady was like, she had like a person just sitting there and she was just like, okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna touch You. With these two devices, and you're gonna tell me if it's. If it's sharp or dull. And she would just be like. She would just have, like a sort of. Not a needle, but just something sharp.

[Shane]

In, like, five minutes.

[Amanda]

You're such a piece of.

[Ryan]

I just kind of wanted to talk about that.

[Amanda]

You are such a piece of shit.

[Ryan]

Keep going.

[Amanda]

Sharp or dull.

[Ryan]

And then. And then it. Like, it. I was like, that's. That's kind of cool. I'd be down for that.

[Amanda]

You'd be down for a sharp riddle.

[Ryan]

Just to sit there while.

[Amanda]

Can I do it to you here on the podcast on another time.

[Shane]

See, I feel like I'll figure it out. I have watched those videos.

[Ryan]

No, I don't think I would get. I think it can be.

[Shane]

I don't want you fucking. It can't be coming anywhere.

[Ryan]

I don't think it could be. I don't think it can be someone I know. I think, like, the idea of, like. Like, going. And, like, having it be, like, a doctor, someone that I don't like, that I'm not going to talk to. I feel no obligation to. Then I'm like. But with anyone here, I'd be like, this is a joke. This is silly.

[Shane]

And now cows, like, get milked.

[Ryan]

Do you think cows get ASMR when they get fucking milked?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

What is going on? You guys get off, like, a dirt bike, and you guys are, like, here at my house.

[Shane]

Hey, hey.

[Amanda]

Hey, man. Come outside.

[Ryan]

Hey.

[Amanda]

Hey.

[Ryan]

Oh, I figured out jerking off the other day.

[Amanda]

Hey, come outside. Amanda. Do you think cows get fucking melt? Is it sharp or dull? Bug bunny. Elmer Fudd. Little penis.

[Shane]

That's crazy because I didn't say most of those things.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you did.

[Ryan]

You just said a bunch of things.

[Amanda]

Do you want to know what I really like? And this is weird because I thought I went Elmer Fudd. No. Like, no.

[Shane]

Dude, do you think you could breastfeed Omer Fudd?

[Amanda]

Shut up.

[Ryan]

What the. He's got a big baby head.

[Amanda]

Hey, get back on your dirt bike before my mom comes home and gets super fucking pissed.

[Shane]

Whatever. Your mom's hot.

[Ryan]

Hey. Oh, no.

[Amanda]

My dad hit you with his monster truck. No. You know what, dude?

[Shane]

But when he got out, he's wearing shorts.

[Ryan]

So I saw your dad's penis. I need to show Amanda that vine where it's like a kid pulls up in a dirt bike. It's like, what's the scoop? And he just goes, penis. And then it drives off and hits a curb.

[Amanda]

I was obsessed with Vine. Vine, to me, was perfect.

[Ryan]

Did you ever see that?

[Amanda]

So fast.

[Ryan]

Did you ever see that vine?

[Amanda]

I don't know.

[Shane]

Let me pull it up.

[Amanda]

But the ASMR that I like is the girls with their. Their lip gloss.

[Shane]

And they'll be like, yeah, see, I don't like when girls wear makeup, so I don't watch those.

[Amanda]

Stop being this person I know.

[Shane]

No, I'm sorry. I took a shot at that humor.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

It didn't work.

[Amanda]

Hey, it didn't work. Your dirt bike got smashed by a monster truck.

[Shane]

Pen.

[Ryan]

Yo, what's the scoop?

[Amanda]

Get this Red Bull away from me.

[Ryan]

Penis.

[Amanda]

It's a drug.

[Shane]

I don't want it.

[Amanda]

Shane, do you want it?

[Ryan]

No.

[Shane]

Have you had a Kickstarter yet?

[Amanda]

No.

[Ryan]

You know who I feel bad for? The people watching this?

[Amanda]

Yeah. Me, too.

[Ryan]

I feel bad for them.

[Amanda]

I do, too. I feel bad for everyone in this room.

[Ryan]

That's Fever Dream.

[Shane]

Yeah. That is crazy.

[Amanda]

That's everyone in this room who has to sit and listen to you guys. Not me. You guys.

[Ryan]

I think this is just what happens when we film so much and it's 5.

[Shane]

45, 46.

[Amanda]

What are you.

[Ryan]

Y'all.

[Shane]

What are y'all eating for dinner?

[Ryan]

Oh, that's a good question. I have no idea. I'm running out of my meal prep stuff, dude.

[Shane]

I stashed. I stashed a taco in the fridge.

[Ryan]

Whoa.

[Shane]

And I put another one up my ass. So I was gonna sneak that one out of here. That was, like, my favorite meme. It's like the Lin Manuel Mirando. It's like me yelling Uno. With, like, four cards up my ass. Have you seen it?

[Amanda]

You know what? Just your whole vibe is making me laugh because it's like. It's doing something to me, and I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's bringing me back to, like, high school, where it's like, those guys who roll up and you're just like, look at this fuck. And then by the end of it, you're like, damn, he's hot. Why is happening, right? I don't know. I literally don't know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what's happening right now. And I don't understand it.

[Shane]

Bro.

[Amanda]

Bro. No, see, I don't normally like that, but for some weird reason, you're just being you. And, like, you're not wearing your sweatshirt. Maybe that's what it is.

[Shane]

I did put on this almond soap stuff. I don't know if it I don't know if it's still.

[Amanda]

You don't smell like almond.

[Shane]

Okay?

[Amanda]

It's not almond.

[Shane]

Smell like a wet rat.

[Amanda]

No, you smell like fucking sugar, man. I don't know what it is, Spencer. It's very.

[Shane]

Dude, I came in this podcast and she was trying to fuck me the whole time, bro. That shit was ridiculous. I can't be coming on this podcast anymore.

[Amanda]

You know what? It feels like you're someone I went to high school with and it's a little like, ugh, you gotta go. Like, you gotta go.

[Shane]

I'm here for another 30 minutes. I fear I'm here for another 30 minutes.

[Ryan]

I booked you for way too long.

[Amanda]

Yeah, next time with Spencer. 30 minutes. He's gotta get out of here.

[Shane]

What, you guys don't want me to talk for long?

[Ryan]

I'm now picturing Spencer on those fake podcasts that end up on TikTok, where it's like one dude and like 50 women that they clearly just hired to come on and say crazy shit.

[Shane]

I kill on one of those. If the goal of a podcast was to just, like, say the most fucked up thing you can think of, unfortunately, I think I would kill it.

[Ryan]

No, it's. It's. I don't know because, like, even right now we think like, oh, we're saying crazy shit right now. The podcast shit that's out.

[Shane]

Oh, I'm going to cast our 90 10% power podcasts.

[Ryan]

Are 90, like, 90% just absolute garbage dog shit nowadays, like, that are just.

[Shane]

This.

[Ryan]

No, this is good. This episode. Crazy.

[Shane]

This episode is crazy. But you know what? I think it's fun and it's. Honestly, it's crazy that people watch this. Not in a bad way, but it's like, it's humbling.

[Amanda]

Damn, it's.

[Shane]

No, no, no. Not like I'm saying, like, smosh. As a company, like, do you ever, like, sit back and it's like, this is so crazy that, like, people actually care?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I do sometimes think that we made clay. I still don't. Like, I don't think I comprehend it.

[Shane]

I truly don't.

[Ryan]

Because, yeah, like, everything this month, like, including, like, when Courtney and I announced, like, that we got married, I was.

[Amanda]

Like, you guys got married?

[Ryan]

Just every time I.

[Shane]

So actually, we're gonna take this opportunity to talk all about it.

[Amanda]

All right. I have a lot of questions to ask and I want to know every detail.

[Ryan]

Fuck.

[Amanda]

Give us the der, dude.

[Shane]

Let's do all of Summer Lovin and ask Shane about it. Like that.

[Amanda]

Yes. Chills on the beach.

[Ryan]

But even that, I was like. I was like. I was like, people, why do you.

[Shane]

Yeah, why do you?

[Ryan]

I'm a little like, I'm still blown away by that. People care because they watch. And when they watch our content, I am sometimes.

[Amanda]

Like, they watch you all the time. You. They feel. It's like. It's like when you watch your favorite people on your show, like, you. You're like, you wanna see all this content about them. Like, you wanna see pictures of them on the street. Like people.com. you know, you just wanna follow them.

[Ryan]

I don't think I feel that same urge. Like, when I watch a show. I'm just kinda like, I love what I'm watching. I'm not looking for more.

[Shane]

I'm in the same boat. Amanda, there are times where it's like, you gotta get fixated on stuff.

[Amanda]

You get a little fixated, you're like, who are they dating now and why did they break up? Oh, no, he cheated. Bastard. Let's kill him. You know what I mean, Shane?

[Shane]

I don't get that. To me, that's more. To me, it's more like, you know.

[Ryan]

Me a little worried now.

[Amanda]

Don't be worried because, guys, I have a new job opportunity. That's right. Hi, cutie babe. This is Cheryl McKee calling from people.com. i'm a people.com correspondent. Listen, we love everything that you've been doing on your Smosh Mouth podcast. We think it's excellent. Super hot goss. We love that you've been just telling our stories and reading our stories out loud on your podcast with your friends Shane Top and Spencer Agnew. And we just, like, think you guys are amazing. You guys are so fun and cute. So, babes, listen up. Some hot goss for you. Like, we would literally love nothing less. Like, I'd rather die and get hit by a buzz than not offer you a role in our new film. That's some industry talk for you as a hot goss correspondent. So get back to me. We'd love to, like, get your side of the story about being a people.com correspondent and like, a YouTube huge influencer. Like, it's insane that they call you the mother when, like, you're literally the grandmother of it all. You know what I'm saying? Like, no offense or anything, but, like, you're like, older, which is like, so hot. Like, seriously, honestly, I'm 27 and it's like, I'm old too.

[Ryan]

So give us. This is so accurate.

[Shane]

Sabrina Brier called. She wants her bit back. Oh, I Thought that would hit harder.

[Ryan]

Dunk. What a. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Did I leave and take this job?

[Ryan]

I haven't mentioned this, but I told you this earlier today about how People.com did reach out to Courtney.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Ryan]

And was like, can we get a quote about this whole thing? And we were like, oh, include Amanda in this quote so that her name can end up in people dot com. And we were like, by the way, our friend Amanda is a huge fan. Can we include her in this quote? And they fucking didn't. That's so mad. I was so mad. I was really pissed. I was. I was genuinely.

[Shane]

And they did not. They didn't include.

[Amanda]

Why didn't they.

[Ryan]

Why didn't they exactly ask people.com. people do.

[Amanda]

How am I supposed to ask them?

[Ryan]

I'm like, we made a fucking episode cold.

[Shane]

Like People dot com.

[Ryan]

Yeah, call them.

[Amanda]

Yeah, call. Call them. Call them.

[Ryan]

Honestly, people.com should include this.

[Amanda]

I can't believe that they did.

[Ryan]

We need to start. Let's start a beef with people.com and then maybe people.com will include us and be like people.com called out, literally by a podcast.

[Amanda]

You guys got married and they didn't use my name. That's so messed up. I am a part of your guys.

[Ryan]

You also got married first.

[Amanda]

I did get married and should have included it. And I got married at a place that is very familiar to you.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Shane]

Shane's house.

[Ryan]

Yeah. At my house.

[Amanda]

Yeah. No, we got married at the same place.

[Ryan]

Nobody is. I don't. Maybe by the time this podcast comes out, people have figured it out. Nobody had figured. Nobody's figured it out by the time we're recording it, which is crazy to me.

[Shane]

That where they. Where you all got married?

[Ryan]

Me? Yeah, we got. And.

[Amanda]

And we got married at the same place.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And you.

[Shane]

Wait, no, because I'm pretty sure I saw someone on Twitter. Figure it out.

[Ryan]

Did they? Nope, I've not seen it.

[Amanda]

Nope.

[Ryan]

Not many people. No, not many people.

[Shane]

Okay, wait, can I say where it is? We cut it out.

[Ryan]

It's.

[Shane]

Yeah, people know Santa Barbara courthouse.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah. No, someone. I saw someone like fucking some fucking freak, like high lit the picture and they like did reverse Google. Im sure it didn't like.

[Ryan]

I didn't like that hard.

[Shane]

No, it's not. But it's just like. It's funny that they did that.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Like they know people.

[Ryan]

Yeah. People be trying to find our locations and that shit. That's the shit I hate. Yeah, I do hate that. But I was like, when fans find out that cuz Part of the reason we picked that place was because you'd gone there and. Yeah, like, it's. It's beautiful.

[Amanda]

And I loved it.

[Ryan]

It was such very cool.

[Amanda]

Such an amazing place. So easy. You get to like, walk around the grounds. Gorgeous, too. Like, perfect. Like, your suit was brown. It was like, it matches everything.

[Ryan]

Such parallel lives, you know? I've also been to a Dunkin Donuts.

[Amanda]

Yeah. But have you worked in the back where you have to go in the freezer and take out the egg that's already cracked and it's like flattened and that's what they use for the egg and cheeses? Have you done that? Have you been a sandwich maker?

[Ryan]

No.

[Amanda]

At Dunkin Donuts?

[Ryan]

No. But I do know what it's like to work in really fucked up places.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I worked at Nick on Sunset.

[Amanda]

Let's talk about that.

[Shane]

The sincerity in your voice.

[Amanda]

Let's dig into that.

[Ryan]

Let's talk about that.

[Amanda]

You have.

[Ryan]

I did a couple guest stars there, so I really only worked a total of like 10 days there, so. Which I, at the time.

[Shane]

Yeah. Really been milking that. Like Elmer Fudd.

[Ryan]

Truly. Yeah. No, that one guest star really became my whole brand for a while. No, I was actually. In hindsight, I'm very lucky that I did not ever work more there.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Like, actually.

[Amanda]

Because you went in and were like, great and then left.

[Ryan]

Yeah. And I mean, like, for icarly, my mom was there the whole week. It was nothing. It was very brief. Same with Sam and Cat. Super brief. Henry Danger. Yeah, brief. But like, I was 23 by that point. Or 22. I forget. But no, I remember when I was a teenager being like, bummed that I wasn't, like, didn't book a regular on any of those shows. Like, I knew. Cause I knew so many.

[Shane]

How could you not be?

[Ryan]

Yeah, No, I knew. I knew a ton of people who were on Zoey 101. And I obviously knew, like, Jeanette and everyone. And I was so. I was. But I was just like, damn. Like, they made it. They're living the life that I dream of. And I look back and I'm just like, wow, they were all living, like, nightmare lives. That's. I feel so bad for all of them, pretty much. So. No. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Way to bring it. Bring it down on the Try not to laugh episode.

[Amanda]

Join us next time when we really dig in deep.

[Shane]

Try not to laugh. Sheen finally talks about his Nickelodeon experience. Yeah.

[Ryan]

God. But I'm very lucky. It was just brief little guest star spots.

[Amanda]

Thank God.

[Ryan]

Yeah. It Was nothing for me.

[Amanda]

Well, I watched all that, and the Amanda show was my favorite show ever. And that's literally why I wanted to be a comedian, because I watch those shows.

[Ryan]

How's your little juice box?

[Shane]

It's pretty fucking good, dude.

[Amanda]

Oh, you have to pee so bad, huh?

[Shane]

No, not at all.

[Ryan]

Piss yourself right now.

[Shane]

How much would. How much money would it take for y'all to give me to piss myself?

[Ryan]

Okay, I guess that.

[Shane]

Yeah. Realist.

[Ryan]

Am I realistic?

[Amanda]

The dirt bikers just show up again.

[Ryan]

Realistic.

[Amanda]

They're like, hey, bitch, we're back.

[Shane]

Okay, how much would it. How much would it take?

[Ryan]

Right?

[Shane]

No, this is gonna weird fetish content. You know what? I don't care. How much would it take right now for you to piss your pants? No, that's. That's weird. I'm not gonna keep it on me.

[Amanda]

Pissing any of my pants. I'm a professional.

[Shane]

Let's keep it on me.

[Ryan]

Cause if you did piss your pants here and now on this podcast, like.

[Shane]

How much it would.

[Ryan]

This. We would definitely market this episode. Not as a. Try not to laugh, but as Spencer pisses himself.

[Shane]

Someone. No, how about. How about you. You keep it a mystery. Like, someone pisses.

[Ryan]

Someone truly pisses.

[Amanda]

I think there's. There's a lot of wires under you.

[Ryan]

You would piss yourself, and then you'd die and.

[Shane]

And be like, marv from. From Home Alone.

[Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. Your hair would be all crazy hairy. Would you do it for a hundred dollars?

[Shane]

God, no.

[Ryan]

Okay. Would you do it for a thousand?

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

This is your money, right, Shane?

[Shane]

No, no, no, Just like a general amount of money.

[Ryan]

General amount of money.

[Shane]

Like, what would it say?

[Ryan]

How much money to. To piss yourself right here?

[Shane]

I'm gonna say probably 15. No, no. $20,000.

[Ryan]

It would need to be a lot of money because it's on camera. Yeah, it would be remembered.

[Shane]

That'd be humiliating.

[Ryan]

It'd be remembered forever. That would be like your legacy.

[Shane]

Like, the pisser.

[Ryan]

Regardless of the. Of how April has been, that would be what people remember, I think.

[Shane]

People.com pants.

[Ryan]

No, people would fully. People would fully forget that I'm married. They'd be like, that's the guy who pissed himself. That's all people would be talking about for the rest of the.

[Amanda]

Here's the thing. He can't piss himself, because he will. Literally. There's wires. So many wires below him.

[Shane]

I don't know if that's how wires work.

[Amanda]

Spencer. I wanna hide them.

[Ryan]

You know, they have a. They have a candy coating on them to protect Them.

[Shane]

Yeah. True. When? Yeah.

[Ryan]

Do you know that you can use Twizzlers as wires?

[Shane]

Yeah. They're conductive. There's a part in Five Nights at Freddy's, I was telling Amanda this where she gets jump scared. She goes.

[Ryan]

I remember that part. I remember that part.

[Shane]

It's like a cartoon character.

[Amanda]

Wait, we have to. You have to show Shane what you sent me about what I look like in Five Nights at Freddy's.

[Shane]

Oh, it's so funny. I saw it on Reddit, I think.

[Amanda]

You didn't just come up with that on your own.

[Shane]

I didn't come up with that on my own.

[Ryan]

Spencer's.

[Amanda]

It's out there.

[Shane]

It's out there, bro.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Ryan]

Could I get a guy with a fedora made that?

[Shane]

Okay. That's your bread and butter, bro.

[Ryan]

I know. No, I insulted a lot, but I'm on it a lot. Yep. That was on Reddit. I saw that on the Smosh. Reddit, huh?

[Amanda]

Well, that sucks. Who is that, baby?

[Ryan]

That's Baby Grinch.

[Shane]

That's when he eats the plate.

[Ryan]

Oh, cool. Yeah. That's Grogu.

[Shane]

That's funny.

[Ryan]

Thank you. Yeah, I felt good about that one, but it didn't hit.

[Amanda]

Guys, I haven't really laughed a lot.

[Ryan]

You haven't?

[Amanda]

Yeah. Because your dirt bikes are getting old.

[Ryan]

This has been insane. This. This took a turn very early on.

[Amanda]

I have had half a Red Bull, though.

[Shane]

What do you think? Like, the law? What do you think? The longest y'all have ever sat in silence on this podcast is, like, what's the longest gap between, like, someone saying something and then just an empty space?

[Ryan]

I think this episode definitely. This is definitely all the records, like, at least five of them.

[Shane]

Do you, like. Do you want to break it right now?

[Ryan]

This is like the Usain Bolt of silence.

[Amanda]

I don't want to be silent, because what if someone's driving and they want to listen to this podcast and they're.

[Shane]

Like, have y'all ever been jump scared by music, like, in a song?

[Ryan]

Oh, my God. Yeah. I've just been jump scared when I get home.

[Shane]

That was passionate.

[Ryan]

I get jump scared sometimes. Do you know when you get in your car and the volume's on too high and you forgot and, like. And you're just blasted with shit? Or, like, your phone can. Your phone's Bluetooth connects and just starts playing?

[Amanda]

Do you know what used to happen to me is my phone would connect to voice memos I would get from old directors. I think I told you this.

[Shane]

That's crazy.

[Amanda]

And it was Their notes from sketches. So I would get in, turn on my car, and be like, all right, Amanda. So, yeah, the character's not working. We need to figure out. And it would immediately play when I got into my car, and it was nightmare.

[Shane]

Like that.

[Ryan]

What?

[Shane]

We should give notes on games, videos like that. Like, when y'all leave the set, I'm like, you know what? That quip last round was rough.

[Amanda]

You already. You just did it. Yeah, I know you did it. You did it later, though, which is worse.

[Ryan]

You did it in person.

[Shane]

Well, see, I wasn't in the room for it. I would have stopped y'all. I would have stopped down be like, no, this has gone too far. You're out of here. You're off the team.

[Amanda]

Spencer, what's crazy? So you're, like, the kindest person ever, and, yeah, I don't know who this man is. Like, who are you?

[Ryan]

Yeah, you turned into podcast.

[Shane]

Spencer. This is.

[Ryan]

This is a. This is a whole different beast right here.

[Amanda]

Do you guys want to know what's going on with people.com right now?

[Ryan]

Sure. Let's hear it.

[Amanda]

Other than Shane and Courtney's wedding. Okay, fake news.

[Ryan]

That's crazy. That was crazy. Fake news. If at the end of that article just says, psych.

[Amanda]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard reveals she's getting cosmetic surgery. Wish me luck.

[Ryan]

She. She broke up with her husband.

[Amanda]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard.

[Ryan]

This is month old news.

[Shane]

Yo. But his.

[Amanda]

Yeah, but she.

[Ryan]

She got tattooed.

[Amanda]

The dick is fire. But.

[Ryan]

But then she didn't she get matching tattoos with her ex?

[Shane]

That's what I heard.

[Ryan]

I heard. I heard that on TikTok. It's probably.

[Shane]

Did you guys see the, Like, The. The discourse? It was like, yeah, but, like, think of how nice she set up her. Her. Her now ex, her husband, her former husband. Because it's like, you know, she's like, oh. Like, she's talking like, the dick is fire, and then she. And then she dumps him.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Shane]

So now you got this. This. This. This free agent with a. With a dick. That's fire. With a fire penis.

[Amanda]

I wish we had a tally of how many times you said penis.

[Ryan]

Yeah, you've said.

[Shane]

I think I've been saying dick a lot.

[Amanda]

No, small penis. No saying small penis. Here's another one. Baby born with organs outside of body is thriving after being wrapped in cling film.

[Ryan]

Wait, what? What?

[Amanda]

Why is people.com like this?

[Ryan]

That's insane. That's not the type of news I expect from people.com.

[Amanda]

Oh, shit.

[Ryan]

About, like.

[Amanda]

No, honey.

[Ryan]

Kelly Ripa.

[Amanda]

Kelly Ripa's not on here. Barely.

[Ryan]

Well, Cole Sprouse said that he models his relationship after Kelly Ripa.

[Shane]

What does that mean?

[Ryan]

Come on. I do not know.

[Amanda]

Oh, God.

[Shane]

Oh, gold.

[Amanda]

Okay, Gold.

[Ryan]

Oh, Dick gold.

[Amanda]

Oh, Dick gold. Jean Simmons considers Kiss catalog sale a natural thing out of respect and love for the fans. Who cares?

[Shane]

I would love a kiss.

[Amanda]

Tori Spelling got divorced. She calls Flava Flav her new boyfriend and kisses his cheek days after filing for divorce. Remember? Flava Flav?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Amanda]

Don't talk. Don't talk to me like that.

[Ryan]

I don't think I realized. Never mind.

[Shane]

What were you gonna say, man?

[Ryan]

I didn't know. I didn't know Flava Flav was still alive.

[Amanda]

Oh, he's alive and thriving.

[Ryan]

I saw him once.

[Shane]

Really?

[Ryan]

Well, I saw him at the Burbank airport.

[Shane]

Whoa. What was he doing there?

[Ryan]

Walking. He had zero luggage. Walking down the terminal with his huge clock around his neck.

[Shane]

Oh, he had the clock on.

[Ryan]

He had the clock on.

[Shane]

But he didn't know you could fly with those.

[Ryan]

No luggage. Just walk. Just walking.

[Shane]

Well, I think he opens up the clock and is.

[Ryan]

And then it's like. It's like. Got an infinite amount of space.

[Shane]

Like Mary Poppins.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wow. Woman sparks debate over friends insane wedding registry which includes 15 airline gift cards.

[Ryan]

Oh.

[Shane]

That'S it.

[Ryan]

That's it.

[Amanda]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Just reading the headlines. Shut your mouth.

[Ryan]

So you read this every day?

[Amanda]

Every day.

[Ryan]

All of it. Is there any section of people.com that you skip the royals?

[Amanda]

I'm over it.

[Ryan]

You really don't care?

[Amanda]

I don't care anymore.

[Shane]

Yeah, cuz we got a new royal family.

[Ryan]

Figured it out. It's sad.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. We have a new royal family to follow.

[Ryan]

Okay, okay.

[Amanda]

Shortening.

[Shane]

For those of you at home. I looked at Shane and I kind.

[Ryan]

Of went, yeah, he did like a winky face.

[Amanda]

The masked singer showed Cisco he could market me without talking about the thong song.

[Ryan]

He says, what other songs Cisco have?

[Shane]

Yeah. Name three of his songs.

[Amanda]

Literally nothing. Nothing.

[Shane]

You know that count as a laugh against you.

[Ryan]

Yeah, if you make yourself laugh, it counts. I think Spencer's won this by a.

[Amanda]

I don't think so.

[Ryan]

You think you're winning?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Why do you think that?

[Amanda]

Because I'm not talking about little penises all the time like you guys.

[Ryan]

Why am I getting dragged into this because of my little penis?

[Amanda]

I knew it. That was the whole point of this.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

We got you.

[Shane]

We got you, motherfucker.

[Amanda]

Got your ass.

[Shane]

We got it on camera.

[Amanda]

Got your ass.

[Shane]

Look over there. Look over there. Look over there. Look over there.

[Amanda]

Look over there. Look over there.

[Ryan]

There's a. There's a camera right on my penis. Imagine an intervention where everyone's just.

[Shane]

Do you remember to talk to you.

[Ryan]

About your little penis?

[Shane]

Was it Jackass 2 or 3 where they. He has the. It's probably the dumbest prank they've ever done where they have the little camera next to his penis and he just goes in and he just pees on the other guy.

[Amanda]

I don't remember that part.

[Ryan]

That's the type of shit. In the beginning.

[Amanda]

I remember when he. It was like a. It was like Godzilla in Snake.

[Ryan]

Yep, that was the intro.

[Amanda]

I watched all of Jackass. I love Jackass. But you know what? Still me up is when Steve O. Is in a porter potty and they flip upside down everywhere and it's awful.

[Ryan]

No, it's. It's insane. It's insane. Also, Jackass Forever came out, like, in a time when it's like, you should. They. I can't believe they're getting away with doing this stuff, but they kind of got grandfathered into it. But it's weird to see that type of stuff. Like, it's. It's crazy. It's. It's like its own little.

[Shane]

I think Jackass. Like, I. This is. I think Jackass did a lot for me, at least, growing up, to kind of take things less seriously, I guess. Or not be scared of embarrassing yourself because, like, they were like. To me, like, they were some of the coolest guys ever. Like, I don't know if they're, like, a great role model. Bless you.

[Ryan]

No, but they were.

[Shane]

But they were so cool. And they were not afraid of looking.

[Ryan]

So fucking Amanda has died.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

No, I know what you're talking about. They were. They were for. For. Honestly, for a lot of dudes, especially growing up in Arizona, every dude was in love with. With all of them.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

That was like, the dream.

[Amanda]

That was the dream.

[Ryan]

I'm not kidding. For a lot of dudes. For a lot of dudes, being on Jackass was like. That was all they wanted in life.

[Shane]

Absolutely.

[Amanda]

What?

[Ryan]

And I can't. You know what's crazy? When. When people go like, oh, young kids nowadays, they all want to be youtubers. They all want to be tick tockers. They want to be like, Mr. Beast. I'm like, yeah. And like, every. When I was young, every dude wanted to be on Jackass would have been on. Like, we're not. We're not the day. It's. We're not different.

[Amanda]

I didn't Know every guy wanted to be on Jackass.

[Ryan]

Not every guy, but, like, a lot. Like in middle school.

[Shane]

Like, my friend groups. Absolutely. Like, if your friend circle is not talking about Jackass, trying to be on Jackass or watching Jackass, you need to find a new friend group.

[Ryan]

Yeah. For everyone in the. For. Okay, any dude in the comments who's 30 or over tell me that in middle school, either you or you just at least knew a lot of dudes who were, like, obsessed with Jackass and wanted to wished they could be on Jackass. It was why they had to put that warning out all the time, because people were constantly replicating shit.

[Shane]

I got scared because it was bones. Write one down for Brennan.

[Ryan]

You got Brennan.

[Shane]

Got Brennan with that one.

[Amanda]

Remember the new guy that jumped in the Jackass? He was, like, auditioning for it and he was, like, nuts.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I didn't like, anyone knew they had.

[Amanda]

The guy who had, like, no teeth. He was crazy.

[Ryan]

I always tried to be accepting of the new people.

[Amanda]

Well, that's nice, because.

[Shane]

Yeah, not me, man.

[Ryan]

I'm always. I have a. I have a soft spot for any new cast member to any. Any show.

[Amanda]

Like, you're gonna leave this podcast and jump on your dirt bike in this room and be like, I'll see you guys later. Hey, clean up my drinks and then just fucking buzz off.

[Ryan]

Dare I say, Spencer, you do have motorcycle energy. A little bit.

[Shane]

That's crazy.

[Amanda]

No, no, I said. I said dirt bike, not motorcycle.

[Shane]

Do you like in Fortnite?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

What is with Fortnite? What's going on? Everyone wants me to discuss Fortnite. We all get it. It's like they're creatures storming a castle. That's what the video game is.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we had a whole thing.

[Shane]

What was it?

[Ryan]

I don't know if.

[Amanda]

What's Fortnite? Tell me about Fortnite.

[Shane]

So Fortnite, the mode everyone plays, is so you choose your guy, and there's so many different people you can choose.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Like, name it like a character in, like, a movie. Like a franchise movie.

[Ryan]

She can name something insane.

[Shane]

She will name something insane. But let's see what she says.

[Amanda]

Jack Reacher. I don't know.

[Shane]

Okay. Surprisingly, Jack Reacher not in it. But you're. You're not far.

[Ryan]

Oh, that actually wasn't that.

[Amanda]

Wait, what's it. What's a Mission Impossible guy's name?

[Shane]

Ethan Hunt.

[Amanda]

Ethan Hunt.

[Shane]

Ethan Hunt is one of my actual dream characters for that game. He's not in it yet, so.

[Ryan]

Okay, we'll go with.

[Amanda]

Wait a second. This let's go into. Let's go.

[Ryan]

Let's go. Until you name a character that's important.

[Amanda]

Yes. Okay.

[Ryan]

Because truly to not get in three is actually.

[Shane]

Yeah, that would be crazy. So we'll count that as one guess. So you get two more.

[Amanda]

Ned Stark.

[Ryan]

Ned Stark is not. No, he's.

[Amanda]

Okay. Well, this game sucks. Jon Snow.

[Shane]

I think Jon Snow might be in it.

[Amanda]

Jon Snow.

[Shane]

I think. I think, I think. What's your face in it?

[Amanda]

Daenerys Targaryen.

[Shane]

I don't know if Daenerys is in it.

[Ryan]

I think Frodo is Froto in it.

[Shane]

Frodo's not in Dumbledore. Dumbledore is Harry Potter.

[Amanda]

Sauron.

[Ryan]

Damn.

[Shane]

That sure should be.

[Amanda]

Okay. Well, this game sucks.

[Ryan]

Wow, you've. You are. You're naming brutal. You're. You're. You're.

[Shane]

I thought they did do like. I think like people from those movies are in it. Like, I want to.

[Amanda]

Raymond from Everyone Loves Raymond.

[Shane]

That would be funny.

[Ryan]

That actually be so funny.

[Amanda]

Let me. Let me get in this game. Let me. Let me figure out.

[Ryan]

Come on. You got this.

[Amanda]

Got this.

[Shane]

Land that plane.

[Amanda]

America's fun. America's funniest on videos with Bob Saget.

[Ryan]

Bob? You think Bob Saget?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

No, Bob Saget is not a playable.

[Shane]

What was the guy's name?

[Amanda]

Yeah, I forgot his name.

[Shane]

I liked him way more.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

Whoa, the gray guy.

[Amanda]

He was. He was fine. He was a little too like, nice. Mario Lopez.

[Ryan]

Mario Lopez is known.

[Amanda]

I don't think anything discussing.

[Shane]

I just name a character or a celebrity.

[Ryan]

There are some celebrities.

[Amanda]

Lois.

[Shane]

Yeah. No, close.

[Amanda]

Stewie.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Okay, Ariel from the Little Mermaid.

[Shane]

They don't have any dis.

[Ryan]

Got to be able to have legs. I guess Ariel does.

[Amanda]

Hey, hey. She sold her soul to the witch to get legs.

[Ryan]

But you're not gonna have. You're not gonna have Ariel with legs. That's weird.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's gross running around.

[Amanda]

Wow, you guys are where the people are. Actual nightmares.

[Ryan]

In the storm lead of Bob's Burgers.

[Amanda]

Lita, Rick and Morty.

[Shane]

Yeah, there you go. Finally.

[Ryan]

Finally you can play as Rick.

[Shane]

Okay, so anyways, Rugrats.

[Amanda]

Tommy Pickles.

[Shane]

No, you're done. It's 2020.

[Amanda]

Come on.

[Ryan]

I wanna have fun.

[Shane]

So basically you choose one of those characters. So it could be like someone from Star Wars. Like someone from Luke Skywalker.

[Amanda]

Luke Skywalker. Han Solo could be Han Solo. Oh, that's fun.

[Shane]

You could be like a. Like Peter Griffin.

[Ryan]

You could be Peter Griffin.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Named all the other characters.

[Shane]

Trying to think of Like. Like, you could be Spider Man. You could be like all these John Wick.

[Amanda]

Which Spider Man?

[Shane]

Tom Holland.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah. You could be Zendaya from. You can be Zendaya from Dune.

[Amanda]

Nah.

[Shane]

Shawnee.

[Amanda]

No, she was great.

[Shane]

Anyways, then. Then this. There's a big island and you all get on this bus and the bus flies over the island.

[Amanda]

It's a ship.

[Shane]

It's a flying bus.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

And you. And it drops you into the island. Yeah. And you choose when you want to jump off the bus. And then. So you land somewhere random on the island and it's. The last person alive wins that game of Fortnite.

[Ryan]

Yeah, well, 100 people.

[Shane]

Hundred people did.

[Amanda]

100 people of random. There are other players in there.

[Shane]

100 other players.

[Amanda]

So. So you get dropped on an island and you have to, what, survive or.

[Ryan]

Fight them or there's all sorts of weapons and power ups and all sorts of weird shit.

[Shane]

Shane's fucking mom's call.

[Ryan]

My mom's calling.

[Amanda]

I don't know what she's like, honey, you got married. Okay, okay, Wait a second, wait a second. I want to play. So you get dropped on an island and then you have to, like, find.

[Ryan]

You find weapons, kill people, treasure.

[Amanda]

That's the whole game.

[Ryan]

You survive. And then if you. If you're the last person you're that you get a victory over.

[Shane]

So that's what I do with Alex and Bailey and Trevor and Mallory.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we'll go. Everyone here plays it.

[Shane]

We'll do. You can be honest. You can be on a squad. So you can do like, it'll be teams of four and the last four people alive, like, the last team alive wins.

[Amanda]

What do you get when you win a crown? That's it. You get a crown.

[Shane]

What do you want?

[Amanda]

What do you want? I don't know. A house, property.

[Shane]

What the. Like in the game will you get xp and the XP levels you up and then you can unlock more people to play as or dances or like, you know, dances. There's so many dances.

[Amanda]

So when you dance, what does that do for you? Does that, like, show off?

[Ryan]

It's fun.

[Amanda]

So when you show off, does that kill a person?

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Why would you show off? Irl.

[Amanda]

What? Why would I show off?

[Ryan]

Why do you dance in real life?

[Shane]

Yeah. To express yourself.

[Amanda]

Yeah, of course. But that's real life.

[Ryan]

Fortnite isn't. It is a reflection of real life.

[Amanda]

So you can dance on the island and people are just like, oh, cool. And then they try to kill you.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Or you can Dance with your teammates.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Shane]

So, like, there's this one thing. It's called the. I don't. Oh. It's called flowberry fizz. And it's like this wine thing, I think. Did Trevor explain this on the podcast?

[Ryan]

No, no, this.

[Shane]

So it's Floberry Fizz, and it's basically this big, like, thing. It's like this big, like, kind of wine thing. And inside of this healing potion, and the way you do it is you shake it and then you spray it everywhere like a champagne bottle.

[Amanda]

And that's when you dance, and that's when you dance.

[Shane]

So, like, Alex and I'll be playing, and he'll be like, oh, like. Like, emote for me. And so he'll shake it and start spraying it everywhere. And then he has, like, do your fortnite dance, like, to get the juice.

[Amanda]

How is he Got it.

[Shane]

Oh, you play. You play on. You play on your headset. So you're talking to each other the whole time.

[Amanda]

Do you have to talk like. Like.

[Shane]

Like your character? No, you can. That. You could do some fortnite rp.

[Amanda]

I want to play.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we'll. We'll play it some.

[Amanda]

No, no, no. I want to play now.

[Ryan]

No, we're not playing it right now.

[Amanda]

I want to play right now.

[Ryan]

It's after hours, and actually, everyone in this building is here because we're still recording this.

[Amanda]

I want now.

[Ryan]

No, we cannot play white now.

[Amanda]

Fine.

[Ryan]

We about to laugh.

[Amanda]

I want to play right now.

[Ryan]

Oh, he. He kept it in. All right, I think we gotta stop this.

[Amanda]

Okay, who won?

[Ryan]

I. I don't. I think nobody won. But let's. Let's hear the talent.

[Amanda]

You're just saying that because you guys.

[Shane]

Brendan won. He only laughed once.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Okay, ready?

[Shane]

Okay. Okay.

[Ryan]

All right, let's hear it.

[Amanda]

Okay. Shane left 32 times.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Amanda]

That felt like way longer. Spencer laughed 17 times.

[Ryan]

Jesus Christ.

[Shane]

And Amanda laughed 22.

[Amanda]

No way.

[Ryan]

So Spencer wins.

[Amanda]

You get to just continue to do your job.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we don't have to.

[Amanda]

Stakes are high.

[Ryan]

We don't have to come up with the creative for a live stream.

[Shane]

That's so funny.

[Ryan]

You should have laughed.

[Shane]

That's really funny.

[Ryan]

All you had to do was laugh and have a good time, and you.

[Amanda]

But he couldn't. He turned into.

[Ryan]

Gotta sit there and drink all your beverages.

[Amanda]

Old crush. I don't know.

[Ryan]

This was weird.

[Amanda]

Was it? Because it made me feel like I was 16 again and. Yeah, I guess that was weird.

[Shane]

That was weird.

[Ryan]

That was a weird time.

[Shane]

That was really funny.

[Amanda]

I really liked it.

[Ryan]

Anyways. We're sorry.

[Amanda]

We're not sorry.

[Ryan]

I am.

[Amanda]

Well, yeah, you should be.

[Ryan]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And you should be. But I feel fantastic.

[Ryan]

All right, well, bless you.

[Shane]

Bless you, Amanda. Pardon you.

[Ryan]

And man, we'll see you next time. That's kind of.

[Shane]

Guys, this is really fun, though. This is like. I know we didn't have a lot planned, but, like, it's so fun hanging out with you guys.

[Ryan]

It was a cr. It's been a really busy week, so we.

[Shane]

It's been a busy week and this was fun. I needed this, guys.

[Amanda]

I had a great time and I had so many more voicemails.

[Shane]

Did you really?

[Amanda]

Or next time. Yeah, funny.

[Ryan]

Wow. All right, see you later.

[Amanda]

Bye. Smosh mouth. Smosh Mosh mouth. Smash it.

[Ryan]

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