#58 - Introducing Your New Hosts

Summary

Podcast Title: Smosh Mouth
Host/Author: Smosh
Episode: #58 - Introducing Your New Hosts
Release Date: August 19, 2024

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Introduction and Welcome (00:01 - 00:27)

The episode kicks off with Angela and Chance warmly welcoming the audience to Smosh Mouth. They introduce their guest, Amanda Leehan Canto, who expresses her excitement albeit with a touch of nervousness about her first podcast appearance.

Amanda Leehan Canto (00:20): "Hi, guys. Can I speak in the mic? Just normal."

Taking Over Smosh Mouth (00:27 - 01:38)

Angela and Chance reveal that they are "taking over" Smosh Mouth for this episode, allowing Amanda to get a taste of hosting. They discuss the opportunity to be themselves and inject fresh energy into the show.

Angela (00:27): "We're taking over Smoshmouth today. No jokes. And we get to be ourselves, which is fun."

Introducing "Bit City" (01:38 - 02:45)

The hosts unveil their new project, Bit City, a variety show envisioned as a "Tonight Show" style program for the Smosh main channel. This ambitious undertaking will feature all members of the Smosh team, including Ian, Anthony, Tommy, Shane, and Cordy, promising a dynamic and collaborative effort.

Chance (01:12): "Shane pitched a show. We're all on board... it's going to be truly the best thing ever."

Understanding "Bits" (02:45 - 05:20)

Angela and Chance delve into the concept of "bits"—short, comedic segments that aren't structured like traditional jokes. They share personal examples, highlighting how these recurring gags enhance the show's humor.

Chance (02:59): "A bit is like a joke, but it's not necessarily a setup punchline. It's more of just like a little gag."

Amanda expresses enthusiasm for integrating bits into Bit City, recognizing their long-standing role in Smosh's comedic repertoire.

Amanda (03:20): "I think you need to begin again."

Random Rankings Segment (05:20 - 17:39)

In an engaging and playful segment, Angela introduces "Random Rankings," where each host ranks a list of predetermined items. This interactive part showcases their personalities and preferences, fostering a fun and competitive atmosphere.

• First Ranking Example:
  • Chance (07:17): Ranks "Getting to the airport with just enough time to go through security" as his favorite.
  • Amanda (12:26): Responds with a "six" for the same item, adding her humorous perspective.

Notable moments include Chance's passionate endorsement of Rascal Flatts and Amanda's fondness for Julia Roberts' smile.

Chance (09:45): "The Rascal flats are incredible. Funniest shit ever."

Repitch Segment: Reviving Past Ideas (17:39 - 30:14)

Angela and Chance introduce the "Repitch" segment, where they revisit and reimagine show ideas previously pitched to Smosh that were initially declined. This segment serves as a humorous reflection on past proposals, including a fan road trip vlog inspired by Oprah and Gayle's road trips and a quirky food pairing show named The Perfect Pair.

Chance (18:43): "I pitched a Chance and Angela road trip where we... go visit Smosh fans around the country."

Amanda contributes by humorously critiquing the failed pitches and brainstorming how these ideas might be revamped for Bit City.

Amanda (21:35): "Honestly, it's going to be a lot of raw fish on set."

Prank Calls Segment (30:14 - 37:07)

Embracing their playful nature, the hosts engage in a prank call segment targeting their friend Alex. Amanda recounts a past prank call experience, setting the stage for another round of lighthearted mischief.

Chance (23:34): "Prank calling Alex."

During the call, Chance impersonates a doctor delivering a faux medical emergency, eliciting humorous responses from Amanda and Angela.

Chance (24:29): "You have a growth in your hand... we're going to have to sew your fingers together like flippers."

Potential Reunions Segment (37:07 - 43:17)

Angela and Chance discuss the possibility of featuring various pop culture reunions in Bit City, ranging from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Gladiator reunions. This brainstorming session highlights their creative aspirations and love for nostalgic content.

Chance (25:58): "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reunion number two."

Amanda enthusiastically adds ideas, suggesting a Seinfeld reunion and even Hughes?

Amanda (27:59): "How are her and Eric doing things?"

Advice on Running a Show (43:17 - 44:59)

In the final segment, Amanda shares her insights on effective showmanship, emphasizing the importance of cast chemistry, engaging segments, and proactive hosts.

Amanda (44:42): "The chemistry of the cast... the segments have to be fun and exciting."

However, the conversation takes a humorous turn as Chance and Angela joke about their own chemistry, leading to playful banter about their abilities and future show dynamics.

Angela (44:51): "It's you and me. We have no chemistry."

Closing Remarks and Future Teasers (44:59 - End)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on their collaborative efforts and tease upcoming segments and episodes of Bit City. They express gratitude towards their listeners and hint at exciting developments ahead.

Chance (54:42): "We love you guys. Thank you for having us take over your show."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Amanda Leehan Canto (00:20): "Hi, guys. Can I speak in the mic? Just normal."
• Chance (02:59): "A bit is like a joke, but it's not necessarily a setup punchline."
• Chance (09:45): "The Rascal flats are incredible. Funniest shit ever."
• Chance (18:43): "I pitched a Chance and Angela road trip... visit Smosh fans around the country."
• Chance (24:29): "You have a growth in your hand... sew your fingers together like flippers."
• Amanda (44:42): "The chemistry of the cast... the segments have to be fun and exciting."

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Conclusion

Episode #58 of Smosh Mouth serves as a vibrant introduction to Amanda Leehan Canto as a guest host, while simultaneously unveiling the new Bit City project. Through a blend of structured segments like "Random Rankings" and spontaneous interactions, the hosts deliver an engaging and humorous podcast experience. The episode highlights their creative vision, camaraderie, and commitment to evolving their content, setting the stage for exciting future episodes.

Transcript

[Angela]

Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Angela.

[Chance]

And I'm Chance.

[Angela]

And we have a guest. She's a little nervous. We have a guest.

[Chance]

She's a guest.

[Angela]

We have a guest. She's a little nervous. She's never been on a podcast before. Please welcome Amanda Leehan Canto.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Hi, guys. Can I speak in the mic? Just normal.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay. So, so excited to be here.

[Angela]

We're excited to be here. We are taking over Smoshmouth today. No jokes. And we get to be ourselves, which is fun. Last time we took over Smoshmouth, we.

[Chance]

Were Amanda and Shane.

[Angela]

And we get to do it. We're taking. We're taking the wheel.

[Chance]

Taking the driver's seat. And why. Why are we here today, Angela Woo.

[Angela]

Let me tell ya. Let me tell ya. I'm appreciative that you're giving us the space to host your show.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yes. I love being a guest. I'm really excited.

[Angela]

Speaking. Speaking of hosting, Chance and I will now be getting into a hosting position, and we're going to talk about that a little later.

[Chance]

And a little later is right now. Shane pitched a show. We're all on board. We're all coming together to put a new show on the main channel. And it's called.

[Angela]

You had something in your throat.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Angela]

It was just like, the whole time. It's just such important information.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I was gonna say, like, it was such a big opening, but it felt like there was like a drummer, like, fucking.

[Chance]

So it's like my own.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I think you need to begin again.

[Chance]

We got a new show coming out.

[Angela]

We didn't say quieter. We just said clear your thoughts.

[Chance]

Okay, listen, bitch.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Also, you don't need to yell. So it's. We're not announcing, but.

[Chance]

Okay. The Tone Police are out in force today. I'm just watching because I have been Tone Police three times in this one episode.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay, go ahead. You begin again.

[Chance]

Okay. We have a new show called Bit City, and it's gonna be really good, and it's gonna be really funny, guys.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Actually, that's huge.

[Angela]

It's gonna be so much fun. What's happening is we get to do something really fun on the main channel. And when I say we, it's literally everybody. We have Ian, we have Anthony. We have Tommy. We have Shane. We have Cordy. We have literally everybody that. That we are going to do this together, and it's going to be truly the best thing ever. We're basically doing a tonight show variety show on YouTube.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I. I'm so excited about this because I feel like We've been. How long have we been working on this for? Two months, Two days.

[Angela]

See, what Chance just did there is called a bit, and that's what we will be doing. It won't be sketches. It will. It'll be some types of sketches, and it won't be like conversations. It'll be in the between the bits.

[Chance]

A bit is like a joke, but it's not necessarily a setup punchline. It's more of just like a little gag, a little treat, a little ongoing thing. So, like, I have a bit that I say Angela all the time. My bit is Angela, or I treat Angela like a dog, which is really funny.

[Angela]

That's a great bit.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's a bit. That's been a bit. Yeah, that's been going on for years. How long does this. I thought bits were quick.

[Chance]

No, bits can last for centuries.

[Angela]

Centuries long. Like your bit is being gay.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's actually such a good bit. Oh, my God. We're all in on the bit.

[Chance]

It's not a bit. See, that was a bit.

[Angela]

See, that was a bit. So what's gonna be really fun is that we've done a lot of sketches, and then we do a lot of conversational stuff where we sit around and we games together or we sit at Smoshmouth, but it's literally gonna be somewhere in between, and it's gonna be all of us, which is fun. It was Shane's idea.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

What do you guys think the longest bit in history has been?

[Angela]

I think it's maybe. Where's Anthony? Oh, God. In the history of Smosh, that is a bit.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Where's Anthony? Was it the longest bit?

[Angela]

It was a really long bit.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I don't think he liked it.

[Angela]

No. What other bits are long? I mean, one of my favorite bits is, please put a Russia in a Marvel movie. Please.

[Chance]

I have a bit. Whenever we have, like, company outings and it's time to pay the check, I always go up to Ally and I'm like, you want me to take this one? Oh, I'll put my card down. We can split it.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's a good bit.

[Chance]

I'm not splitting shit. Hell no.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And she follows your bit by going, you all can Venmo me. That's her bit.

[Chance]

That's building on top of my bit. It is building. Yes.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And what's crazy is you always Venmo her a lot of money, and we don't.

[Chance]

Too much. Too much.

[Angela]

Too much. Yeah. We went to a steakhouse last time and you took the whole thing.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah.

[Chance]

It's crazy. And I Would do it again, but I only tip 2% and she tips 32.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And sometimes people aren't always in on the bit.

[Chance]

No, people don't not. The bit is not always for everyone.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

The bit is not inclusive. What? The bit is inclusive. Sometimes.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I see.

[Chance]

The bit is exclusive. Sometimes.

[Angela]

Uh huh. Great.

[Chance]

Not everyone can always. You won't always know that someone's doing a bit, and you will always know that.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

But I think people who don't normally do bits don't always know it's a bit. And then they go, is this a bit?

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And you go, yeah. And that kills the bit 100%. That's the death of a bit.

[Chance]

And you ask.

[Angela]

That'll murder it.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Oh, that sucks too.

[Chance]

It really hurts.

[Angela]

But anyway, we're gonna be talking about it a little bit today, but we don't wanna tease too much because it will be coming out soon and this.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Show will be only on the main channel.

[Angela]

Yeah. Which is super fun. And we're all doing it together, which will be a blast.

[Chance]

So the next part of the show, we have several segments that might or might not be on the show. The show's so crazy that you won't be able to tell which ones are real segments on the show and which ones are not. So without further ado, our first segment is random rankings. Angela has prepared rankings of things. One list for Amanda and one list for me. And we have to randomly rank them in order.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Now, is this something we're doing just on the podcast or is this happening in Bit City?

[Angela]

That is what he said. So what we're. So what we're doing on Smoshp right now is we're going to do some things that we will do in Bit City. Some of these things will be in Bit City. Some of these things we're just doing now because we're having fun.

[Chance]

Tell you which ones are real and which ones are fun.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I love it.

[Angela]

Yeah, it'll be fun. I wanted to do this. I'm obsessed with that TikTok filter. I have to give credit to it. And you rank random stuff. It's so much fun. Everyone's obsessed with it. So I wrote specific ones.

[Chance]

Because you don't know the order in which you'll get the things.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yes.

[Chance]

So if you already use the 10 slot.

[Angela]

Yes. And I wrote them specifically for you too.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Is this the TikTok that you did at Vidcon when you're on the dance floor?

[Angela]

No, no, no.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay.

[Angela]

What you're doing is I'm gonna give you ten here Mom.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah. Hello.

[Angela]

I'm gonna give you ten things.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay.

[Angela]

This, actually, I'm gonna give you seven each. Seven.

[Chance]

Okay. So you have a ranking. You have a one slot ranking, a two slot ranking, three slot ranking.

[Angela]

One being the best.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Heard.

[Angela]

Ten being the worst.

[Chance]

And once you use it, you can't do it again. So you can't be like, that's also a tier one. It's not tiers. It's rankings.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Heard.

[Chance]

Put something in one already.

[Angela]

Okay. And they might not be related at all.

[Chance]

They won't be related at all.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

So once I make my decision of the number, it's set in stone.

[Chance]

Yes.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Heard.

[Angela]

Chance, do you want to go first?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Okay. Getting to the airport with just enough time to go through security before the plane boards.

[Chance]

Two.

[Angela]

Wow.

[Chance]

Two. That is my favorite thing.

[Angela]

It's. You didn't even have to sit at the gate.

[Chance]

It is my. I do not sit at the gate. I show up.

[Angela]

I didn't even know this about you. And when I was creating this rank list, I was like, oh, that's such a good one.

[Chance]

I show up as people are standing to board, and most of the time, it's when my thing is. My section is boarding.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That is insane.

[Chance]

It's.

[Angela]

I mean, other pe. It's not just, like an organic. It's not a weird thing to love. People strive for that timeline. And sometimes you cut it in too early or you cut it in too late.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Disagree 100%.

[Chance]

I'm always right there on time. I love timing that shit out so perfectly.

[Angela]

You like to be there early at the airport?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah. I love to see the stores, the duty free, try on makeup and tell people to stop bothering me. I'm just trying on makeup, and I will not be buying anything. Thank you so much. And I like to get a coffee and sit, and people watch, and maybe two hours go by, and then I get on my flight.

[Angela]

Okay, so that was your two next. Lord Farquad. This is one to seven, by the way, not one to ten.

[Chance]

I'm gonna go with four.

[Angela]

Okay.

[Chance]

He's pretty iconic.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Especially in the musical version.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yes.

[Angela]

Okay. When you get along with everyone at your table, when you're eating at, like, a hibachi grill.

[Chance]

Whoa.

[Angela]

Like, the table vibes are incredible.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Wait, do you mean everyone? Like, also strangers?

[Angela]

So you're here with, like, just Amanda, say three. Yeah. And then everyone.

[Chance]

I've got two, three, four already.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, God.

[Angela]

Isn't that a good one?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's a really good one.

[Angela]

That happened to me once, and I was like, oh, my God. Everyone here's vibing.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Can I ask a question? Am I getting the same questions? No. Great. So can I say something?

[Angela]

Yes.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's probably a six for me.

[Angela]

You don't want to vibe with her.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I want a couple people that I'm like, I can't look at you the whole time. Like, I want to just focus on my people. Maybe two people. And it's like, yay.

[Angela]

Once I was at a hibachi table and it was me and my friends and then a guy with. And then two young girls with their sugar daddy.

[Chance]

Oh, okay.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I want to.

[Angela]

The girls were so fun. And then I would ask the sugar daddy questions and he would get really uncomfortable.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, I love that. Okay. That's fun. Yeah.

[Angela]

Like a good vibe at a dinner.

[Chance]

Like that.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay, I take it back. Maybe it's like a four.

[Angela]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. The Rascal Flats.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

God bless the broken road.

[Chance]

Shit.

[Angela]

Alexina's saying big six.

[Chance]

I'm gonna say one.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

There's no way you're gay.

[Chance]

What do you mean? The Rascal flats are incredible. Funniest shit ever. One of the most incredible lead vocalists of all time.

[Angela]

He sits really well in my voice.

[Chance]

Way he can out riff.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

No, he's excellent.

[Chance]

But number one, so good.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Number one.

[Chance]

So good.

[Angela]

Number one.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

He's excellent.

[Angela]

Having a new show. You get to do with all your. All of your friends on Smosh Main.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, my God. You have Rascal flats as number one. Let me just remind you.

[Chance]

So I have what left?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Five, six and seven.

[Chance]

I'll go with five. That was always my lucky number.

[Angela]

Oh, good.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

I care about that. Truffle fries.

[Chance]

Oh, seven.

[Angela]

Whoa.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yes.

[Chance]

I do not like truffle stinky.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I love truffle, but not, like, a lot.

[Angela]

And last, but certainly.

[Chance]

And most of the time, truffle fries are truffle oil, which tastes like trash. Truffle oil is not truffle.

[Angela]

It's not automatically going to. Number six is Erin Dougal. She works here at Hibachi. She's the director of Bit City. Dude, isn't that literally fucking incredible?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Director of Bit City. God, I love a woman director.

[Angela]

And she's incredible.

[Chance]

She's.

[Angela]

Chaos ensued.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Like, it's gonna. We're. It's the meetings we're all having. Like, she's a yes woman.

[Chance]

Yes.

[Angela]

Which we're pitching some crazy stuff.

[Chance]

I'm just feeling like there's gonna be a lot of raw fish on set.

[Angela]

Ew. I hate that.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

What?

[Angela]

Hate that.

[Chance]

She. She is a walking raw fish and she pushes. Ew.

[Angela]

That's so. You can't call a woman that.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I actually don't know how to feel that she is.

[Chance]

A cube of Tuda.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I rank that fucking 11.

[Angela]

A cube of tuna.

[Chance]

I'm sorry, I said what I said.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

A cube of tuna, like, from the fridge. Is it cold or is it room temp?

[Angela]

But, guys.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Because if it's room temp, it smells well. Well, let's not dig into this. Erin's incredible.

[Angela]

Aaron is incredible. And she is truly getting us all together. And we are pitching Cubetuna's ideas.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Guys. Yeah.

[Angela]

And the cube of Tuna herself is saying yes. Okay, so your list is, number one, the Rascal Flats. Number two, getting to the airport with just enough time before secure, after security, before the plane board. Number three, getting along with everyone at your hibachi table. Number four, Lord Farquaad. Number five, having a show that you get to do with all your friends in Smoshmade, which should be number one. And number six, Aaron Dougal. Number seven, truffle fries.

[Chance]

Wow. Wow. Stand by that list.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's insane.

[Angela]

Wow.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Getting to do a show with your friends feels like it should be, like, you know the top.

[Chance]

Well, Rascal Flat, Child broken.

[Angela]

Okay, are you ready for yours?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I'm so psyched.

[Angela]

Bringing what you want to the register at the store and finding out what you wanted to buy is on sale. Oh, it's marked down and you didn't even know and you were going to buy it for $30. And now it's 15.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

6.

[Chance]

What the hell?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Sounds fun. But I'm not the.

[Angela]

What the.

[Chance]

I'm not.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I'm not the biggest shopper. And also, when I get a sale, I'm like, cool. I don't like.

[Angela]

Yeah, you just got free money.

[Chance]

You don't like saving money?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I do like saving money, but it's a six. And if you question me one more time, I will slap you both with my two hands.

[Angela]

Move on. Next.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You guys seem upset.

[Angela]

Yeah, I just can't believe you labeled.

[Chance]

That doesn't make any sense.

[Angela]

Well, because three and a buck.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Hear me out. I know that there are good ones at the end of this list.

[Angela]

Oh, okay. She's playing a strategic game.

[Chance]

Unless there's bad ones.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Well, we don't know that, do we?

[Angela]

Julia Roberts's smile.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I love Julia Roberts smile. It's a good smile. And she got made fun of a lot. And it's beautiful. It's one of the best smiles, honestly. Two.

[Chance]

Wow.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I'm a Julia Roberts bitch. I love her. You said Rascal Flats was number One, you can't speak.

[Chance]

For good reason.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You actually can't speak to me.

[Chance]

I actually can't speak. I can't sing. And God bless, bro.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Don't.

[Angela]

Okay, next. When at Smosh, it's announced that pizza's for lunch.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I love pizza. Hard to work with. Hard to shoot four videos after lunch when you have pizza. Yeah, okay. It's like, pizza's for lunch.

[Chance]

It's like, good night.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Good night. Literally, the death of me.

[Angela]

Yeah, that sucks. Compared to getting a shirt half off.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah, I'm gonna say seven.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah, I think I love pizza.

[Angela]

I agree with you on that one.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

It makes it really hard to work.

[Angela]

Okay, the next one. The scene in Parent Trap when he brings her down to the wine cellar and he shows that he saved her that bottle of wine from their wedding. And he blows off the. The dust and it goes right off of the. The logo perfectly. Like, the art department made the dust only on the logo.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I can smell the wine cellar.

[Angela]

And she's in that, like, button up.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You just painted that scene for me. I can smell it.

[Angela]

And Dennis Quaid is looking zaddy.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

So let me tell you something right now. I love wine cellars. When I think I'm going to die and go to heaven, I think it's going to be in a wine cellar and it's going to be a wine cellar.

[Chance]

Or you think your heaven is going to be in.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

No, no, I don't want to die in a wine cellar. That's awful. People won't find me for days. I want to go to the wine cellar in my death.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And maybe there's a ghost there, but they're friendly and we make friends and there's a ghost in heaven in the wine cellar.

[Chance]

So where did the ghost come from if it's in heaven? She's so mad.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Number two.

[Angela]

Yeah, that's an easy.

[Chance]

You already did number two.

[Angela]

You did number two already.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Shit. Julia Roberts Smile is number two.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, God. Goodness gracious me. Three.

[Angela]

Yeah, that's a good three. Okay, next.

[Chance]

You're botching this list, bro.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Bitch, you botched your list big time.

[Chance]

No, my list is pretty good.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You said Aaron Dougal was a raw.

[Chance]

Fish and I would stand by dog.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

All right, let's go, City.

[Angela]

T Pain.

[Chance]

Wow.

[Angela]

Wow. There are gasps in the room.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Here's the deal. Here's the deal. I love T Pain. I love dancing to T Pain. T Pain was my shit. And if you've ever heard him sing without the auto tune, it's incredible. Gorgeous voice.

[Angela]

He has a He has a concert out, like on YouTube that was blowing up, him singing all this stuff.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I watched it.

[Angela]

God, it's so good.

[Chance]

So what are you gonna rank it?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

What's his song? Stripper. What's his stripper song?

[Chance]

I'm in love with the stripper. She ride and she Wrong.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I fucked with that song. Okay, but I don't want to give it a number one.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Because it's not okay. Number four. Do I have number four open?

[Angela]

Yeah, right under the scene of the Parent Trap.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Wait a second. What's number five?

[Angela]

You haven't done it yet.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

What's a six is the return. Seven is pizza and five is t pain.

[Angela]

Four is T pain right now.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Four is t pain. Good. Five's open.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Great.

[Angela]

Which brings me to have you ever.

[Chance]

Played a game of chess?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

No.

[Chance]

Yeah, clearly.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Where can I rank Chance in this ad? I don't think there's a list that. Actually, I don't think I can come up with a number high enough to have them on my shit list.

[Angela]

The Pope.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Did you have an answer and you changed it in your head?

[Angela]

No, I'm just changing what order? I tell you them.

[Chance]

That's good.

[Angela]

The Pope. I wrote these at 7am this morning and I was giggling.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay, so. So all I have left is one in five.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That sucks. That sucks.

[Angela]

How do you feel about the Pope?

[Chance]

You're gambling on the Pope.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Well, I love nuns, so I'm gonna give the Pope a five and feel fine about it.

[Angela]

Okay, that's good, because the last one is doing a show with all of your friends on Smoshume.

[Chance]

Number one.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And guess who did this quiz, Right? Moi.

[Chance]

Well, you put sale at number two.

[Angela]

Just kidding. The last one was Rascal Flatt's Disography. No, I'm kidding.

[Chance]

Okay, so what's her list? Read your list out.

[Angela]

Her list is, number one, doing a show with all your friends on Smosh Mane. Number two, Julia Roberts Smile. Number three, the scene in Parent Trap in the wine cellar. He shows her a bottle of wine from the wedding that they saved and they share a smooch. Number four is t pain. Number five, Naturally, the Pope. Number six, bringing what you want to the register when you find out it's marked down. And number seven, when we have pizza for lunch at Smosh. Wow.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And I stand by that list.

[Angela]

Yeah. That was incredible.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I am a queen and you are a jester.

[Chance]

Yes. Welcome to Bit City. The next segment on the podcast. We are going to be Repitch. Repitch. We're going to be Repitching things that we have previously pitched to SM that they said, hell, no, we're not doing that.

[Angela]

In honor of this. Us getting to do this show, we have to pay homage to the dead bodies that were on the way to this Chance and I. Cause at Smosh, we are allowed to pitch stuff. And Chance and I have pitched two years, have pitched some stuff, and surprisingly, none of them have ever been taken. And we're gonna tell you some stories.

[Chance]

No, we've had some nibbles. We've had some nibbles. And as soon as they had a little taste of it, they were like, nope. So we're gonna be re pitching these shows that we've pitched because there have been dead bodies along the way. The first one that I will re pitch is that I pitched. Okay, so Oprah and Gayle. Do you know who Gayle is?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Of course I know who Gayle is. Oprah and Oprah's best friend.

[Chance]

Yes. Yes. So Oprah and Gayle, in, like, the early 2000s, had a segment on the Oprah show where they had Oprah and Gayle's road trip. And I pitched.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, no.

[Chance]

Yeah. I pitched a Chance and Angela road trip where we, like, go visit Smosh fans around the country.

[Angela]

A security nightmare.

[Chance]

A security nightmare.

[Angela]

Wait, what?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Who's driving?

[Chance]

Well, that's.

[Angela]

That's what you're worried about, who's driving?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I want to know who's driving.

[Angela]

We're going into strangers homes, and you're worried about who's driving?

[Chance]

I was thinking we would go to, like, theaters, and we would do, like. I don't know what we would do. Like.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, so you do, like, a fan tour?

[Chance]

Like a fan tour. Like a fan tour. But then there would be a camera person in the car with us. So it'd be like a road trip.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

It's a vlog.

[Chance]

It's a vlog. Kind of Oprah and Gayle.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay, so you pitched this. I didn't even hear about this idea. I wouldn't have greenlit it, but I don't have any power in that sense.

[Angela]

But cool.

[Chance]

Okay, that's fair. That's fair.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

So what happened to.

[Chance]

Was too crazy. It was, like, all over the place. There would have to be a camera person. We would have to miss several weeks of shooting. We would have to, like, plan the shows. We'd have to reach out to the theaters.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You would need security.

[Chance]

We would need security.

[Angela]

Yeah. And it's like, we're crossing state lines. So that thing that changes stuff.

[Chance]

I'm wanted in several states.

[Angela]

I Have an ankle bracelet. It just makes it all really difficult. So that one never, never saw the light of day.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Wow. But it sounds.

[Angela]

What was the title we wanted to call it? Oprah and Gail Road Trip Part two. Like, we.

[Chance]

Featuring.

[Angela]

I think we just loved Oprah and Gail doing it.

[Chance]

That was the.

[Angela]

And I think on the road trip, we'd be talking about Oprah and Gail too much.

[Chance]

But that was like, the whole draw of Oprah and Gail's original road trip is that you get to see them as normal people doing a road trip.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Instead of like, where did they visit? Like the top restaurants, like three Michelin star restaurants?

[Chance]

No, I think they, like. I think it was like them doing, like, normal things.

[Angela]

Yeah, they went to, like, the town.

[Chance]

And I think they went to Oprah's hometown in Tennessee somewhere.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, that's cool.

[Chance]

Yeah, they were like, road tripping the South.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I never have heard of this show.

[Chance]

Yeah, the Oprah Winfrey Show.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

No, I. Hello, own. Okay. I love Oprah Winfrey.

[Chance]

It was a segment for several weeks on the Oprah Show. Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Must have missed that.

[Angela]

Yeah. And you missed the pitch, too, so that's funny. Another one that I think is just. I mean, I can't believe they said no chance. And I pitched a food show called the Perfect Pair. And. And we were looking for foods pairings, and you do it with somebody. But I think what ruined the pitch was we were sold on the logo being balls.

[Chance]

Well, being like a pair of balls, literally balls. But also a pear. So we had image of a pear that had like. Like the bottom of it looked like saggy balls.

[Angela]

And we got Josh Fleury to help us make it.

[Chance]

And it was a really.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You went that far to actually have a name?

[Angela]

I will post this. When this episode comes out, I'll post it, too. The logo is obscene. It's disgusting.

[Chance]

For the pitch, the whole pitch, we had, like, all of upper. All of the leadership team right there. We had these balls on the screen the entire pitch.

[Angela]

And it was hairy ball. Like, there was hair on the balls and veins and stuff.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

It was disgusting.

[Chance]

And we're, like, trying to be so serious pitching this show. We're like, we have the perfect show where we. Where guests come on with. There's one.

[Angela]

We're trying to find what goes best with apples.

[Chance]

And like, person would come on, like, let's do this kind of thing where they would come on with something that they think is the best pair of an apple.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, oh. Best thing to pair with. So why. So the balls. Okay.

[Chance]

Of balls.

[Angela]

A pair of balls. And it's a pair.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

So it's a pair's ball.

[Chance]

It's a pair.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

The light.

[Chance]

The perfect pair of balls.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And I actually love that.

[Chance]

It's really good.

[Angela]

No, it's really good.

[Chance]

I actually like this. Like, there's.

[Angela]

Could you imagine if we got a neon sign of those balls?

[Chance]

I would love that.

[Angela]

That would have been great.

[Chance]

It would have been, like, light green.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I. I actually think we should give that another go.

[Angela]

Oh, we give it. Maybe we do a segment of it on Bit City.

[Chance]

Oh, that's fun.

[Angela]

And we call it balls.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

No, we call it perfect pair.

[Angela]

The perfect pair of balls.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And it's just a picture of that for two minutes on the screen.

[Angela]

And you guys voiceover, and we go.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Look at that logo.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

What a good ass.

[Chance]

Let me really dive into the colors here. I'm seeing a chartreuse.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I hope we put this in bit City.

[Chance]

Wow. You don't know. We don't know.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Well, they don't know.

[Chance]

All of these could be or could not be in bit city.

[Angela]

Truly.

[Chance]

Next we got a really fun segment where we prank call. We prank call. So I'm just gonna get out my phone.

[Angela]

Yeah. This segment, Chance has been really excited for.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, boy. Remember when I tried to. Remember when I prank called on the live stream and Alex told me to never do that again?

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

Okay, well, we're doing it. We're doing it again.

[Angela]

You guys, please don't do that. We're like, we're prank calling Alex.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

When Alex in games tells you, please don't do that, you feel like the. Like a kid who's just like, you're right. You're like, I do need to go to my roommates.

[Angela]

Or when he tells. Or when he tells me, like, okay. Have you gone to the bathroom before we start rolling? I feel like a kid.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Did you know why?

[Angela]

Why?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

To be a little teacher.

[Angela]

Yes.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Not a little teacher for that makes.

[Chance]

A lot of sense.

[Angela]

And that's why I was like, that's why he. That's. That's why he's so good with me. He's like, Angela, he's tall. Do you have your glasses?

[Chance]

Okay, I'm going to prank call. Are we ready? Here we go.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Don't say who it is.

[Chance]

Okay, I won't. Hi, you've reached Amanda Leham.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I cannot come to my phone right now.

[Chance]

Please leave your name and number and I get right back to you.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, my God. Am I 26 6?

[Chance]

Hey, Amanda. This is your doctor. You. You.

[Angela]

Chance really wanted to do this segment. Just let him do it.

[Chance]

You have a growth in your. In your hand, and we're going to have to. We're going to have to. We're going to have to sew your fingers together like flippers.

[Angela]

Doctor, are you on? Are you leaving? Amanda Leehan Canto a voicemail?

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

I also got another report in that she has a huge pair of balls on her shoulders that are gonna grow.

[Chance]

Oh, man. We're gonna have to take those. Oh, on Tape those on.

[Angela]

We're gonna tape the balls onto her face.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

It's gonna be the longest voicemail that I'm gonna literally open my phone and delete immediately.

[Chance]

Okay, well, love you. Bye.

[Angela]

Don't you love that segment?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Chance has never said I love you to me once.

[Chance]

I never will. That was the doctor. Here we go. Next segment.

[Angela]

Oh, the next segment. This is gonna be fun. We have permission to announce that on Bit City we will be doing some reunions.

[Chance]

Or will we?

[Angela]

We don't know. It might be fake, but.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

So excited.

[Angela]

It's gonna be really awesome because that's something I think I started doing when I started working here. You guys were doing a lot of them.

[Chance]

We have a list of the potential reunions that we might or might not be doing them. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reunion number two.

[Angela]

Forks, Knives and Spoons reunion.

[Chance]

The Utensils reunion.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That one will definitely cutlery.

[Chance]

Reunion number three, George W. Bush's Presidential Cabinet reunion.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, my God.

[Chance]

Wait till you see the wig. Wait till you see the wig. She's there. And let me just tell you.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Wait.

[Chance]

Actually, Martha would be really fun.

[Angela]

No, it wouldn't.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yes, it would.

[Chance]

It would actually be sick.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

It would be a fucking.

[Angela]

No one would click on that.

[Chance]

Laura Bush. You're so Laura Bush crazy.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Shut the fuck up. That's an awful thing to say.

[Chance]

Number four, Rascal Flatt's reunion.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Well, clearly you're the lead. You want to be the lead singer.

[Chance]

I wish. I don't think I have the pipes.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Angela and I will be in the background just playing some, you know, guitar and wearing cowboy hats.

[Angela]

Okay.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay.

[Angela]

That sounds like the Bush Cabinet.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, boy.

[Chance]

Oh, boy.

[Angela]

But this is going to be so fun.

[Chance]

Number six, the Ottoman Empire reunion. They're back and they're better than ever.

[Angela]

Okay.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, I think Gladiator reunion. Okay, so you go the original number seven.

[Chance]

Whoa. There you go.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Gladiator reunion. Do it right, because Gladiator 2 is coming out. But let's do Gladiator reunion.

[Chance]

Gladiator 2's coming out.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah. Of course.

[Chance]

I didn't know that.

[Angela]

Okay, here's another one. Number eight. The reunion of stores that no longer exist.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Whoa.

[Chance]

Like what?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Limited to Borders, Macy's, possibly one day, Jason's Borders.

[Angela]

Huge asshole. He's like, I seen it all.

[Chance]

No, he's like Indy. He's like Indy. He's like, yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, I've read that.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And JCPenney's. It just takes her the whole time to watch out.

[Chance]

JCPenney's gone.

[Angela]

Seinfeld reunion number nine.

[Chance]

Whoa. Seinfeld reunion would be good. Oh, my God. You are so Julia Louis Dreyfus.

[Angela]

Oh, I would.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's what I thought.

[Angela]

Yeah, she's. I mean, that's like my.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Or George.

[Angela]

I mean, we could all be everybody. There's so many.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You could be Julia or George.

[Angela]

I was thinking it'd be so funny to see Shane as Julia Louis Dreyfus as Elaine.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, that would be funny.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Who would be Jerry?

[Angela]

I bet Court would do a good Jerry.

[Chance]

Airline food.

[Angela]

Did you add a British accent to your Jerry Seinfeld? Whoa.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Jerry is American man.

[Chance]

Okay.

[Angela]

Airline food.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Airline food.

[Chance]

What's up with airline food?

[Angela]

Jerry?

[Chance]

I'm Jerry Seinfeld.

[Angela]

Perfect. No notes. Number 10, Parent Trap Reunion.

[Chance]

Whoa.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

If I could just do the scene in the wine cellar, please.

[Angela]

Or who would be Meredith? Is that her name? The stepmother?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah, the woman who played Evian in Superstar.

[Angela]

Oh, my God.

[Chance]

Oh. Number 11, Herbie fully loaded.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Herbie Fully Loaded. With frickin. Lindsay Lohan.

[Chance]

Yes.

[Angela]

That took my breath away.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Every time I see a punch bug, I'm like, that's Herbie Fully Loaded.

[Chance]

Oh, I saw. I saw another one. Number 12, code name kids Next Door Reunion. Do you even know that show, bro? You love that show.

[Angela]

I don't love that show. My brother loves that show.

[Chance]

Yes. It was such a little bro.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I don't love that show. My brother loves that show.

[Angela]

What's with Dexter's Lab?

[Chance]

Oh, that would be fun.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's fun.

[Chance]

Oh, a bunch of the Cartoon Network shows would be really fun.

[Angela]

Cat Dog. Did you guys ever watch Cat?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

We're not talking about Dexter.

[Angela]

That shit was crazy.

[Chance]

And we all just watched my Butthole's Clean things.

[Angela]

Half a cat. If you don't know what cat dog is, go Google it. It's fucking crazy. It was a show.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yes, I remember Cat Dog.

[Chance]

On a good day, don't Google it.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

No, there's one body and the one head is a cat, and one head is a dog, and they're cat dog. And it's awesome.

[Angela]

What Drooming sad. Nickelodeon writer. Cartoon Network writer went. Okay.

[Chance]

No, Nickelodeon. Wait, Cat Dog was Cartoon Network. Cartoon Network. But the. What was the weird monster show where they had eyes on their hand? Like Pan's fucking Labyrinth?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You don't remember Han's Labyrinth?

[Chance]

No.

[Angela]

There was a cartoon monster's home for imaginary friends.

[Chance]

Are. What? Ah. Real monsters, apparently, I'm being told. Thank you, Selena.

[Angela]

What about.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Are you afraid of the dark? Oh, no. Please don't do this to me, guys. I am not that old. Come on. Are you afraid of the dark? Are you. Are you out of skull?

[Angela]

I don't know.

[Chance]

Descendants Union.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

See, that was a bit.

[Chance]

What?

[Angela]

There we go.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Like, this whole, like, I'm old stuff is a bit, and we're all in on it. How about the Little Mermaid? How are. How are her and Eric doing things?

[Chance]

Like, you can go like, what's the Disney. Star Wars Reunion? Avengers Reunion.

[Angela]

What's the Disney Channel original movie when they're playing Jump rope.

[Chance]

Jump in Reunion, it's Corbin Blair Bolt.

[Angela]

I just like saying random movies now.

[Chance]

Yes, you can just say random movie.

[Angela]

But anyway, that may or may not be a part of Bit City. It'll be a bunch of reunions, possibly. Who knows?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

We'll see.

[Angela]

It'll be a blast.

[Chance]

The next segment that we have, that might be a segment on Bit City Sluts.

[Angela]

Amanda, why don't you explain that one?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Well, it's pretty hard. It's a hard job. But basically you're a slut, and you walk in and you talk about what it's like to be a slut and how hard it is to be a slut, and, you know, your travels, your.

[Chance]

Hopes and your dreams, and you compete.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

For prizes and you compete as a slut.

[Angela]

Yeah. Make sluts compete.

[Chance]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Angela]

Which is just us sluts.

[Chance]

Tug of war.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I can't wait for that segment. Yeah.

[Angela]

Also on the show, maybe. Possibly. Sometimes we will be talking to Ian.

[Chance]

And sometimes we will ignore him.

[Angela]

Ignore him. How fun would that be?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Do you guys really think that none of us sit next to him ever?

[Angela]

That's such a.

[Chance]

That's such a lie.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Well. Well.

[Angela]

Such a lie.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Well, is it? Because sometimes I do see him, and he is. No one is sitting next to him.

[Angela]

Because he's watching a clip so loud on his phone that we're like, oh, he must be by himself watching something. I think, like, he's never sitting there looking out, being like, hey.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Because, like, I'm always cool with sitting next to Ian, but sometimes I'll walk in the room and I realize it's right. Like, a lot of people are over here. And then it's just Ian on his own.

[Angela]

That's not. I've never seen that.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Have you seen it?

[Chance]

I haven't ever seen it. But also at lunchtime, I'm just so focused on my food.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yes.

[Chance]

That I don't even know where I'm going to sit down or care if anyone's going to sit next.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Agreed.

[Angela]

Yeah. Chance gets in line for the food, then puts his. Then puts his, like, drink down to guard his seat.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

And he gets up and spends, truly, it feels like 10 minutes in the kitchen spicing up his food, searching for hot, hot sauce and adding stuff. And sometimes he'll put something else in an air fryer. You, like, have to reconstruct it.

[Chance]

Yeah. Because sometimes it's lukewarm, and I'm like. I'm like, if I'm gonna eat, I want it to be, like, warm if it's supposed to be warm. And sometimes I'm like, I need the spices. Like, it can't just be mashed potatoes. I need pepper and Cajun spice and all this shit.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

He's a cuck.

[Angela]

He's a cuck.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

He's a cuck.

[Angela]

Sometimes I don't think I like my food, like, hot.

[Chance]

I don't like hot, but sometimes I don't like soggy. And especially, like yesterday we had those sandwiches, and I wanted the bread to be, like, toasted. Like, I wanted, like, Chabot. I wanted, like, I'm, like, toasted.

[Angela]

Did you toast the bread?

[Chance]

I did. I put the whole sandwich in the air fryer, and it was so much better.

[Angela]

No way.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I haven't used our air fryer yet.

[Angela]

Ever. Yeah.

[Chance]

That's crazy to me. We had burritos. I literally would air fry a burrito every morning.

[Angela]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I remember that, too.

[Chance]

It was awesome.

[Angela]

What happens if you stick a banana in an air fryer?

[Chance]

The whole banana.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Wait.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Have you ever had a fried banana?

[Chance]

No. What, like a plantain?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, I've had plantains. No, like a banana covered in chocolate and fried. Like a Snickers bar.

[Angela]

Like, at a fair.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Like, at a fair.

[Chance]

I've had deep fried Oreos.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah, that.

[Angela]

Those are good.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Crazy.

[Chance]

We should go to a fair. Oh, my God. When is the county fair?

[Angela]

The perfect pair goes to the fair, and it's balls.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And they're dressed as pears, and they go in and they start touching everything, and they talk about balls. I'll be there if you guys want me to be your camera. Person.

[Chance]

Oh, oh, you could do like, wine pairings with, like, carnival food.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay, now you're talking.

[Chance]

Like a funnel cake. I would do bubbles, actually, for almost everything. I would do bubbles.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I would do bubbles.

[Chance]

Because you have to do with anything.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Well, bubbles also gets rid of all the intense grease.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

What? A bubble gets rid of grease.

[Chance]

Oh, I'm sure there's some. I'm sure there's some nasty burger that like a pinot would go well with some like, Juicy. Juicy.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And that's Bit City, folks.

[Angela]

We hit the point where when Chance, Amanda and I, us three specifically, are together, I zone on halfway through and they just go off into their own little land.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Wait, so that's what you've been doing?

[Angela]

We have to talk about the crazy shit I did to you guys the other day at lunch.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You're gonna bring that up?

[Angela]

We all went to lunch.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Did you forget? Did you disassociate like I did? It was so lame.

[Angela]

They're gonna clip it.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Here's the thing.

[Chance]

Embarrassed that she's bringing this up for probably the seventh.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Angela does pranks in real life, but they're just.

[Chance]

They're not on a big scale. They're not pranks. No, they're honestly honest.

[Angela]

And you have no clue. Dude, you have so many pranks planned for Bit City. You're.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay, tell us.

[Angela]

Okay. We were at the restaurant and we finished the meal and got the check. And then, Chance, I have to go to the bathroom. And Amanda said, I will go too. And I said, I don't have to go. And then I walked outside and I hid in a bush. And then they left the bathroom and they couldn't find me. And I was filming them looking for me like frickin idiot.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

No, no, she. She was filming. That's not true. She. She. She was out in the bush so she couldn't see us looking for her in the restaurant, which was like a whole scene. I was like, where's Angela? And he was like, I don't know. And I went, maybe she went to the bathroom. He said, I don't know. I'm gonna wait outside. And I said, okay, I'll text her. That's what we did.

[Angela]

Amanda digs to me. Hey, where are you?

[Chance]

So I go outside and I just sit on the curb while I just wait for Angela. Not really looking for her, nor do I care where she is. I'm thinking she's just in the restroom.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah, me too.

[Chance]

Meanwhile, she's on the street in a bush, cars passing. Can see her holding her phone like this up really? So that she can record us. She thinks we are being the laughing stock right now while she is squatting in the middle of the street.

[Angela]

It's a shame the footage is bad. It's a shame because it was so good.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Well, so I walk in and chance his head down on his phone sitting on the sidewalk.

[Chance]

And I walk just like a normal ass dude.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I just walk in and then I turn to the right and I immediately see Gollum, AKA Angela, bent down in a bush.

[Angela]

I looked gorgeous with her phone.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You did look gorgeous, but while you were bent down, it was scary with her phone at me. And I go, hey, what are you doing? And she goes, I got you guys. And we weren't sure what she got.

[Chance]

She didn't get anything. Nothing.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

She got a story.

[Angela]

You were got.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

So. Yeah, Angela pranked us anyways. Pranks in Bit City.

[Angela]

Will we or won't we? Because we did. We did. We had a lot of. I still always want to get back at Arasha for that one.

[Chance]

For what?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, when Arasha lied.

[Chance]

I thought you got back at her.

[Angela]

Yeah, yeah, our revenge episode. It felt like she got it back.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

At us again that cuz she called our mothers.

[Angela]

That's what I'm saying is maybe we'll do a little bit of that.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Your mom came on sm.

[Angela]

Yeah, that was. That was crazy.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And my mom answered the phone and was like doing the most.

[Angela]

You got emotion. You cried a little.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah, because she was like, honey, don't do that. And it brought me back to when I used to get in trouble. And then she texts me. She goes, did I do okay? I was like, yeah, you did great.

[Angela]

Another thing that may or may not be on Bit City. Shrimp.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That'S awesome.

[Angela]

And you can probably guess by chance's face if it will or won't be in the show.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That will be the end. One of an end segment.

[Chance]

Yeah, well, it could be the beginning.

[Angela]

What do you mean by that?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oddly getting weird. I'm getting scared.

[Angela]

You didn't get weird at all when we said slots, but then we said shrimp and you made that face.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Guys, is Bit City a scary show? Let's, let's, let's see. Is it a scary show?

[Angela]

No, it's, it's, it's.

[Chance]

Well, it depends on who you are.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

If you're like, I. I plan on. I plan on doing some bits and Bit City. That might be a little scary.

[Angela]

Ooh, that's scary.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's all I'm going to say there.

[Angela]

Oh, and that's so fun.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And you Guys, as the hosts won't know what. What will hit you.

[Angela]

Another segment that may or may. Our last segment that may or may not be on Bed City is chance getting Chance trying to jump over a moving car.

[Chance]

Ah. Ah. Not trying. Chance jumping.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay.

[Chance]

A moving car.

[Angela]

The lore of this is a long time ago, we were talking about things that we think we can do that are basically hard, that are hard or impossible. Right. I was like, I think I could get a whole wedding reception to leave the room. I was like, I think, like, what? Like, I just think I can move a group of people. Like, I think I can move a group.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You can definitely.

[Chance]

You.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You can definitely cattle dog a group of people out of there.

[Angela]

And then Damian, how he thinks he could ignore anesthesia.

[Chance]

The tranquilizer.

[Angela]

Yes, tranquilizer.

[Chance]

Tranquilizer will not work through the truth.

[Angela]

And then Chance goes, I think I could jump over a moving car.

[Chance]

I can jump over a moving car.

[Angela]

So at Bit City, we're cutting the shit, and we're finally putting this to test.

[Chance]

We will maybe, possibly.

[Angela]

We will see maybe if Chance can do it. Listen, what makes you think you could do it?

[Chance]

Because my high jump is pretty good.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

But it's a moving car.

[Chance]

Yeah. So I just have to jump up, and if it's going fast enough and I'm jumping up at the right time, then I'm timing it. So I jump up and the car does all the work.

[Angela]

What do you mean timing it? I don't understand. No matter. It's a car coming to you.

[Chance]

It's a car coming to me, and I'm coming to the car a little bit. Right. Because I'm probably gonna want some running start. So the car's going. Running, coming towards me, right. And I'm running, and then the car's going so fast. I jump at the right time. The car's going so fast that I go over it. I don't know how. It doesn't make sense to you guys.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

So this will be in the first. This will be in the pilot episode, and it'll be the first five minutes. So keep your eye out for that. When bits.

[Angela]

Are you jumping off. Are you running and jumping? Are you jumping?

[Chance]

I'm running and jumping. And if I can get my foot on the hood, yeah, that would be great.

[Angela]

Oh, I see.

[Chance]

Because it's coming at me. So you're not like, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.

[Angela]

Yeah, you showing me that with your hands doesn't.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And what's crazy is this is a podcast, so most people are listening While they're driving their car up into your car.

[Angela]

Jan's just used his fingers to walk and people. And his hand as a car.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah. They're driving in their car listening to this right now, thinking about pedestrians walking by.

[Chance]

They could jump over you, dude. I'm not saying I can jump over like a fucking Jeep Wrangler or like a fucking Jeep Cherokee.

[Angela]

Also, the car needs to be specific.

[Chance]

Yes, of course. The car has to be specific. Welcome to big city.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Chance won't get to choose the car.

[Chance]

Like a Honda Civic. Absolutely. Corolla.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Honda Civic is long.

[Angela]

Those are fucking big.

[Chance]

But it's going 50 miles an hour. Like, I'm gonna jump.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Hopefully if old Mary drives it, it's going 20.

[Chance]

Yeah, well, 20.

[Angela]

Would you do it if it was going slow?

[Chance]

It needs to go fast enough. So I just have to jump up for a second.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Hear me out. Does it really count if you put your feet on the hood?

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Angela]

Angela, are you jumping over a moving car if you use the car to jump over it?

[Chance]

I'm going over that car.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

And then jumps are happening.

[Angela]

Then. Here's my thing. Once you've gone over it and you've cleared the car the way, your ass is going to smack that ground is going to.

[Chance]

Oh, no.

[Angela]

Blow you up.

[Chance]

No, no, no.

[Angela]

Like, with the velocity in which you are going through the air, you know me, I love physics. With the velocity, there's no way you make that landing. So, like, sure, I'll give it to you. Maybe you can jump over.

[Chance]

Maybe an action roll. Maybe an action. Yes, yes. If the car has already passed me, I'm not worried about the ground, bitch. I'm flying. I'm going.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

So is anyone gonna, like, interview you? Are we gonna get to. Well, I don't wanna give too much away.

[Chance]

Huh.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

After you survive and land on your.

[Chance]

Feet, y'all do an exit interview. Sure.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Exit interview.

[Angela]

An exit interview.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That seems really sad.

[Chance]

Absolutely. What are we?

[Angela]

Publicist?

[Chance]

Yeah. Jump a fucking Honda Civic. Yeah. You're my public.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I thought we were cast members. I didn't realize that you and me now work for Chance.

[Chance]

Journalistic integrity is there.

[Angela]

What do you mean, journalistic integrity?

[Chance]

You're journaling.

[Angela]

What is it?

[Chance]

I'm integrity. Your journal. I'm a taka.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

It's very stressful.

[Chance]

You're fucking.

[Angela]

Yeah. How does it feel?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

It feels. I want to let go. I really do. So I'm. I'm just working on that.

[Chance]

Who's. Who's. Who's Superman? Lois Lane. You guys are like Lois Lane and I'm like Clark fucking Kent.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Lowest girl. Lois Lane is the. Is the hero because she's the journalist, and she stays strong. When she finds out her man, she.

[Angela]

Gets her period once every month, and that sucks.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And that's incredibly powerful.

[Angela]

That's a superhero.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Someone who handles adversity, works at the Daily Plan.

[Chance]

I never said it was a bad thing. I was saying it was a good thing.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

The Daily Plan is basically the New Yorker. It's insane. Insane that she has that job. I'm a New Yorker, and she's so hot. And she also has that job.

[Chance]

Okay, Clark Kent also works there and saves the universe.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

He barely works there. He's always running out.

[Angela]

Barely. Dude.

[Chance]

Yeah, he's busy. Dark sides up.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

But he's never getting in any of his work.

[Angela]

And he's truly not getting good sleep.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

No, he's not getting good sleep. And honestly, the glasses aren't doing it for me.

[Chance]

Do you want Brainiac to take over every computer system in the world or not?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, nice. Back to the cartoon. No, Brainiac. Brainiacs.

[Chance]

Brainiac.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Brainiac.

[Chance]

Not Brainiacs. You.

[Angela]

It's the Brainiacs.

[Chance]

You.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Come on.

[Chance]

You.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

What?

[Angela]

What do you believe?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Millennial.

[Chance]

I know what you are. Say it.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Say it.

[Chance]

Millennial.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Edward. What?

[Angela]

That's good. Okay, so my question for you, our guest. What do you believe is a successful or what is good advice on how to run a show?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

The chemistry of the cast. We're fucked. Yeah, that's what I wanted to say, but I'm glad I saved it to the end. Chance.

[Angela]

We're fucked.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

The chemistry of the cast.

[Angela]

It's you and me. We have no chemistry. And who's directing us? A cubituna.

[Chance]

We're fucked.

[Angela]

We're fucked.

[Chance]

Fucked.

[Angela]

Fucked.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Exactly. Welcome to Vid City. You know, Erin's in the room with us right now.

[Chance]

She's so mad. She's seething.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I think the chemistry of the cast and I think the segments have to be fun and exciting, but you don't want to be too overstimulated, where you're like, oh, I need a moment.

[Angela]

Okay, that's good advice.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I also think the hosts have to be on it. They have to be good, like, really good. And their volley back and forth has to be really good. So I hope that the hosts are on it.

[Angela]

Did you just lick the microphone?

[Chance]

I wish it was like, don't.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's my microphone.

[Chance]

I didn't lick it.

[Angela]

You literally licked the mic.

[Chance]

Scott, did you hear Lick? Scott said, she's giving us advice.

[Angela]

That we should listen to.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And this was actually about YouTube.

[Angela]

She said. She said, be you. It's. It's about being good hosts. And you licked the.

[Chance]

I didn't lick it. I wanted to, though.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You guys. I can already tell as your agents. You guys have a good volley, and I like that.

[Angela]

Volleyball.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Do you know what a volley is?

[Chance]

What the fuck if I hit shit, too?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

A volley is an incredibly gorgeous conversation that goes back and forth.

[Angela]

Did the word volley come before volleyball?

[Chance]

It's the same word.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Is this the same barbecue thing that you did in Culinary Crimes? I watched that episode what'd you do? Where you said, did barbecue come before barbecue sauce?

[Chance]

That's the same thing. No, you just said the same thing.

[Angela]

The event of a barbecue.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I know what you said.

[Angela]

Did we name the sauce after the event?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And I thought that was a pretty good question. I don't know why.

[Chance]

The act of barbecuing.

[Angela]

Yes. The event.

[Chance]

Anyways, it's the sauce that you bring to a barbecue. It's for barbecue.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

So the barbecue happened before the sauce.

[Chance]

The barbecue happened before the sauce.

[Angela]

Yes, exactly.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay, great.

[Angela]

And did you or not. Did you or not lick the microphone?

[Chance]

I did not lick the microphone.

[Angela]

The miclo phone.

[Chance]

So that's what's fun.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's gonna be fun.

[Chance]

Michael phone.

[Angela]

Michael phone.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Actually, I don't know how you guys are gonna do. At first I was on your team, and then I thought, I don't know how they're gonna do.

[Chance]

Can we please get Michael phone to the office?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Also, big city needs a good editor, a really good editor to edit out all the stuff.

[Chance]

Michael phone.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That we don't want.

[Chance]

Please come to the front office. Your mother is waiting.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's what we need. It all lives or dies now.

[Chance]

We are still waiting on Michael phone.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You know, it's a podcast, Michael and Sarah phone. Where one person should be talking at a time. Hello.

[Chance]

If you do not get your ass to the office, Michael and Sarah phone your mother. Martha phone is reading.

[Angela]

We're so fucked, dude. We are so fucked. I can't wait till our neon sign comes in of balls, dude.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I can't wait for that either. Yeah, and that's also good advice. The sign. The sign. The art around the show, I think is big, don't you?

[Angela]

Well, it's awesome. We have the best team ever. That's nice.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

It's not my sign art. Got it.

[Angela]

Do you bring it home every day?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Well, I asked and they said, please don't let it leave the property. I said, yes, ma'am. Said, yes, Ma'am, that's my advice. I would say have it be organic and fun, but then if there's tension on the show, that's also fun too.

[Angela]

You know, like the tension between a body and a moving vehicle.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Correct, Exactly.

[Angela]

Will they combust?

[Chance]

They won't be any tension because they won't touch. Oh, then there's extra tension.

[Angela]

You're gonna use your foot. You're touching it.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

The more they don't touch, the more tension there is. Oh, like, why we love watching reporters. I will say I'll turn on local news. I did it. Angela and I shared a hotel room, and I turned on local news, and it was hilarious. I was like, oh, my God.

[Chance]

Those were battling the local news.

[Angela]

Hey, speaking of. I know you didn't ask for this, but speaking of battling, we want to give you advice on how to run your show.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, my God.

[Chance]

Yeah.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay, I'll open that door because we have one minute left. Right? I'm just kidding. Go.

[Angela]

I feel like you need more Michael phone.

[Chance]

Nice. I feel like you should go on the Internet.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

No, no, no.

[Angela]

And what would they talk about?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Literally, what would we discuss if I went on the Internet?

[Angela]

Yeah. If you knew what would have happened.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

To the Harambe clip? If I just went. If you went Harambe. And I would have went, yeah, I know.

[Angela]

Could you imagine that clip? That's. That's crazy.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I would have just said, yeah, I know. And then we would have moved. Yeah.

[Angela]

Anyway.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Can you believe it?

[Chance]

Yes. She's like. She's like, please. She's experiencing all the alternate lives where she didn't.

[Angela]

I will say.

[Chance]

I will say, though, if new Haram.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I will say, it's like, now people are like, oh, my God, she doesn't know anything about anything. And I'm like, she's not stupid. I know a lot about.

[Angela]

A lot.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay. Yeah.

[Angela]

Like, you told me about Justin Timberlake's dui. You're on the Internet. Like, you told me that.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That's a good example.

[Angela]

You know what I mean? Like, help my kids.com.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Like, he only had one martini. And the bartender was interviewed, and he said he only had one martini, and now people are on his ass.

[Chance]

Okay, bartender.

[Angela]

The bartender for Justin Timberlake. And I also. I don't believe that this police officer said what tour. I think that someone wrote that, because how would we know? They said that?

[Chance]

I have an alternate. There was a friend with them, and the friend just.

[Angela]

No, I don't buy that. I don't buy that.

[Chance]

But that's what. And the friend told that's what Justin said, too.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

What did he say?

[Chance]

He corroborated the quote.

[Angela]

He did. I remember it was literally people dot com. And he did not. He had not commented on it.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

His picture looked a little like he was either really tired or a little bit drunk.

[Chance]

I like this. I like this. My story. I wanted to go like this. This is going to ruin the tour. What tour?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And that is not a bit. That's tension.

[Chance]

That's tension.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

And that's what I like saying.

[Chance]

Like, he knew who he was. And he was like, exactly. And he was like.

[Angela]

He wasn't saying, like, who are you?

[Chance]

He was saying, no more.

[Angela]

Yeah.

[Chance]

What? To her?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, I just got that.

[Chance]

Okay, so I'm gonna give you the line again. Oh, it.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Yeah, yeah. Do it again. For sure.

[Angela]

We get it.

[Chance]

But this is going to.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Can you just let.

[Chance]

No, we got. Get into character, Chance. Get into character. You are Justin. You are an officer of the law. You are both of these things. The duality of man exists. Here I go.

[Angela]

Do you need, like a line or anything? Cuz I was realizing.

[Chance]

Do you want to be Justin and I'll be the cop?

[Angela]

Yeah, sure.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

We're dragging this thing out. Here we go.

[Angela]

Amanda's having literally an incredible time.

[Chance]

She wants the role. She wants the role.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

No, no, no. I want to be a watcher.

[Angela]

There's nothing like having a guest on your show and them going, wow, we're really dragging this thing out.

[Chance]

Okay. Yeah.

[Angela]

Jt, that's awesome. Okay, ready? Okay.

[Chance]

You're gonna be the friend, and you're gonna come in with a line.

[Angela]

You're gonna be the sirens.

[Chance]

You're gonna be ready?

[Angela]

Here we go.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

I can do siren. I can do the siren.

[Chance]

You're gonna be the friend and you're gonna come in with a line that the friend. We don't know what the friend said after, but this is canon. Whatever Amanda says. This is what? The friend in the car with Justin.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

The Fran says something after the cop.

[Angela]

You're casting.

[Chance]

Yeah, we don't know what it is.

[Angela]

The siren and the friend. Ready? Keep up.

[Chance]

It's a lot of pressure, so siren first.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

All right.

[Angela]

I'm sorry, we have to go back. I hate the siren.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh, okay.

[Chance]

I just.

[Angela]

It like, pulled me out.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

[Chance]

Here we go.

[Angela]

I just need the siren to be real.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Okay, here we go. Dude, that was.

[Chance]

Seriously. Take this seriously.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

That was really rude. Listen, I tried to make it a beep and it's sounded like a. A goat. Okay. All Right.

[Chance]

S Make a siren. Do you know what a siren is like?

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

It's not bad.

[Angela]

I can work. No, you went.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You.

[Chance]

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. I'm pointing to. Roll your window down. Hi. Do you know why I pulled you over today?

[Angela]

I'm so sorry, man. What goes around comes around. You know what I mean?

[Chance]

You were going 15 over.

[Angela]

15 over. I'm so sorry, ma'am. Here. Here's my license and registration.

[Chance]

Oh, thank you. I didn't even ask for it. Yeah, yeah, Let me see. Mr. Justin Timberlake.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

You can call him.

[Angela]

You have to. You have to tell me that I am getting a dui and then I'll say it's gonna ruin.

[Chance]

Yeah. You have anything to drink tonight?

[Angela]

A little bit, but I'm pretty good.

[Chance]

A little bit. I'm gonna have to breathalyze you.

[Angela]

This is gonna ruin the tour.

[Chance]

What tour?

[Angela]

Thank you guys so much for letting us take over. Smosh.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Wait, I'm the friend, okay? Hey, dickhead. This is sexy back and you're not getting your sexy back, so get the fuck outta here.

[Chance]

Step out of the car. Step out of the car. Hands behind your back. I'm gonna need backup.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Jt, I'm so sorry. I just got us arrested for the rest of our.

[Chance]

Hands on the ground. Hands on the ground, guys.

[Angela]

Upcoming Friday, Vicinity's gonna come out and you're gonna see. You're. Stop that. You're gonna see. You're gonna see celebrities getting DUI reenacted.

[Chance]

He's got a gun.

[Angela]

Maybe Chance getting hit by a car or jumping over a car.

[Chance]

He's got a sword.

[Angela]

And you'll see all of us and it'll be so fun. We love you guys. Thank you for having us take over your show.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Oh my God, I'm so glad that you guys are here. You guys are hilarious. And I'm so excited that you are the host for Bit City. Because this show is my favorite thing.

[Chance]

He's got land to air missiles. He's taking down the helicopter.

[Angela]

What? Tour.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Bye. Being a guest is hard, Justin.

[Chance]

You did Britney wrong. You deserve that.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

Whoa, wait, are you the cop or the friend?

[Angela]

It's a bird flying above.

[Amanda Leehan Canto]

It's a crow, Justin. You did pretty wrong. There's a bunch of gold that I stole.

[Angela]

Do birds fly at night?

[Chance]

Shoot the owls.