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Ryan Higa
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Amanda Barnes
And I'm Amanda. And we have a very, very, very special episode. This is part two of We Solve youe Problems.
Ryan Higa
That's right. So we have a bunch of our co workers here, a bunch of our friends, they're gonna come in one at a time, tell us their problems, and Amanda and I are gonna try to solve it for them.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, we're really good at that.
Ryan Higa
In the meantime, it's great to be hosting the show with you again.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. What happened?
Ryan Higa
Three years.
Amanda Barnes
It feels like we've been apart for so long.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. The reality was I was on vacation for a bit, and then you were perfectly on vacation for a bit. So we did some guest episodes. It was fun.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. We had some great guests.
Ryan Higa
Spencer, Alex and I talked about magic. The Gathering for an hour.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, my God.
Ryan Higa
Pretty much.
Amanda Barnes
God, I wish I was there.
Ryan Higa
I know you had such a blast.
Amanda Barnes
Dang it. How could I miss that? Sounds awesome.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Whereas Angela and I talked about vacations.
Ryan Higa
Solid.
Amanda Barnes
And our families and true crime all in the same episode.
Ryan Higa
As expected.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
People loved it.
Amanda Barnes
I know. We're sick. We're sick beings. Oh, yeah. People loved it. It was really funny. People were texting me, being like, I relate to this so hard.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Because everyone knows what it's like to go on vacation with your family and then go on vacation as an adult. It's very different.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, it's not. Can it be categorized as vacation?
Amanda Barnes
No.
Ryan Higa
I feel like visiting family isn't vacation. I love my family, but, like, visiting family is not vacation.
Amanda Barnes
Wait, I actually have to ask you a question.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Do you work out on vacation?
Ryan Higa
Yes.
Amanda Barnes
I knew it.
Ryan Higa
Of course I do. Well, it depends on the vacation. Depends on the vacation. But see, I work out on vacation because it helps me relax. Like, I wake up in the morning, I like to work out. And then I just. I don't know, it gets that endorphin rush.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
And then the rest of the day.
Amanda Barnes
I'm like, okay, so you use the hotel gym.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Okay.
Ryan Higa
I like it. Well, it's nice.
Amanda Barnes
It's decided. That's you.
Ryan Higa
It's decided.
Amanda Barnes
Angela and I had a whole beef about people working out on vacation. And we both agreed it's hard to watch, really, but it's great, you know? Sure.
Ryan Higa
I just. For me, it's that if I don't work out, I just. I feel.
Amanda Barnes
You feel tense.
Ryan Higa
I feel like. Yeah, I need to get. Like I have energy that I have to get out.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
And it just makes me feel comfortable.
Amanda Barnes
Better. I kind of agree with that. Like a walk or something. Or like a totally swim.
Ryan Higa
Anything. If I'm doing. If I'm like hiking in a day, I don't need to work out.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, no, that's a workout.
Ryan Higa
If I'm doing stuff. But, you know, if it. If it's a vacation where I'm literally just lounging, I enjoy it because, I don't know, I just. It just makes me feel good.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. I get it.
Ryan Higa
It's like part of the vacation for me. And hotel gyms are usually empty, so it's kind of nice that I get to do my own thing. There's. Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Except for that one other person that's working out there.
Ryan Higa
There's always one. One person.
Amanda Barnes
And you have your headphones on and, you know, and they either forgot their headphones or they have them.
Ryan Higa
But then for them, you're that one person.
Amanda Barnes
Exactly.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
You guys need each other.
Ryan Higa
I know.
Amanda Barnes
Well, then I'm happy that you work out.
Ryan Higa
Thanks.
Amanda Barnes
On vacations.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
You're welcome. You're not on our shit list anymore.
Ryan Higa
We were talking shit about you for the past few weeks. We were like, do we think we'll stop now?
Amanda Barnes
Do we think Shane does this? And we're like, yeah, yeah.
Ryan Higa
I mean, what?
Amanda Barnes
And you read a lot.
Ryan Higa
I do. I've been reading a shit ton, man. Wow. Been reading so much.
Amanda Barnes
You're incredible.
Ryan Higa
Hey, thanks. Wow.
Amanda Barnes
Truly.
Ryan Higa
Well, do we want to hop into some of these problems?
Amanda Barnes
Look at us. We are equipped to solve people's problems. We just solved our own thing.
Ryan Higa
I work out on vacation. I read. So I'm ready to solve any problem. Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
And I hang out.
Ryan Higa
All right, let's bring in our first client.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. First client.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. Ian Hecox.
Ryan Higa
Oh, nice.
Amanda Barnes
Hey. Hey.
Ryan Higa
Hello, Ian.
Amanda Barnes
Hello, client.
Ryan Higa
Hey. So this is a real problem. Okay.
Amanda Barnes
Okay. Woo. Coming right in.
Ryan Higa
Okay. So I have this friend and we decided to have a race. A race? A race. Running just Just kind of.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, thank you for clarifying.
Ryan Higa
And I kind of, like. I kind of destroyed him. And I feel like ever since he's there, there's been this, like, lingering animosity towards me. Okay.
Amanda Barnes
Okay.
Ryan Higa
I feel like I really humbled him because this is somebody that, like, really prides themselves on being very, like, physically capable. And I think for a long. They. They. They prided themselves on, like, never getting, like, injured.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, no. Did they get injured?
Ryan Higa
Well, I mean, like, lately they've been. They've been getting, like. They've been getting injured a lot more often. I think they're. They're starting to, like. Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Old.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, they're. Yeah, they're starting to face, like, how old they're getting.
Amanda Barnes
That's really tough.
Ryan Higa
And I feel like. Yeah. Every. Every time I, like, you know, go by them, I sense this feeling like, you know, that they're just like, this, like, wounded dog, you know, because they know, like, I destroyed them, you know? Do you know, Shane, you, like, really.
Amanda Barnes
You really passed them in the race. Like, how many minutes were you ahead of them?
Ryan Higa
Oh, I mean, like, I think we stopped counting, honestly.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, that's awful.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, it was. It was really bad.
Amanda Barnes
That's really embarrassing.
Ryan Higa
What do you think? What do you think I should do? I mean, I don't think you have to do anything. That's just.
Amanda Barnes
That's this person. Shane.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Are you talking about me? What? I mean, I didn't want to. I mean, I don't want to say who it is.
Amanda Barnes
Okay, well, okay, we won't say who it is.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
All we know is they're getting old. They're humbled and they're upset with you.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
And they're getting injured because they're getting super old.
Ryan Higa
And they've never. And we've never talked about it since then, but I could just, like, sense it in them that they're like. That they. They've just been humbled so bad because I beat them so thoroughly.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, yeah. You're really nailing in the coffin right now.
Ryan Higa
And I just don't know how to move forward in our friendship, because I could just sense they've never been the same since.
Amanda Barnes
Here's my thought. And I don't know who this person is who's very old. Here's my thought. I would message them and go, hey, rematch.
Ryan Higa
Okay.
Amanda Barnes
And then you'll be able to figure out where they're at, because you cannot go on living like this, Ian.
Ryan Higa
I agree. They can't go on living. I'm fine.
Amanda Barnes
You don't seem fine.
Ryan Higa
Well, I'm. I'm worried for them.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, you're worried for them?
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Do you have any advice, Shane? Yeah.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. You know, maybe go up to him, give them 500 bucks.
Amanda Barnes
Whoa.
Ryan Higa
Like, hey, dude, sorry about this. You know, you're getting old. But here's $500.
Amanda Barnes
There's the.
Ryan Higa
Spend it how you want.
Amanda Barnes
No, I don't ever.
Ryan Higa
This person is.
Amanda Barnes
I don't agree with that. That not everyone's a winner couple. Not everyone's a winner. No.
Ryan Higa
Okay. Okay, I'm. I'm guessing this is about me. I'm guessing if we're talking about the FBI fitness test that we did a couple years ago. Whoa. Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes.
Amanda Barnes
FBI fitness test. Okay.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, yeah, we did. The FBI.
Amanda Barnes
You guys needed that for smosh.
Ryan Higa
A bunch of things. Yeah. But it came to the running portion, and I did about as bad as I expected I would do. And, Ian, you're a runner. You are. Quite literally. That's your side. Sounds like you're making excuses, Shane.
Amanda Barnes
Woo.
Ryan Higa
Excuses. No, I'm saying that I knew you were gonna destroy me at that. And you did.
Amanda Barnes
So here's the thing. I think that you should text. So you should text Shane, clearly. Cause Shane's the old person who didn't win. You should text him and say, rematch, question mark.
Ryan Higa
Okay.
Amanda Barnes
And whoever wins buys you dinner. And then it's almost like, yeah.
Ryan Higa
How about that? Okay. Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
So Ian will buy you dinner.
Ryan Higa
Man, you're really good at running this. Let's do that. What do you think? No. Boo.
Amanda Barnes
No. Whoever wins buys dinner.
Ryan Higa
Oh, whoever wins. Whoever wins buys a walk. Cause I want free dinner.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, but that's you not being mature.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, but that's you being a baby.
Amanda Barnes
God, like, I was invited to your house. Like, walked in on this scenario.
Ryan Higa
No, it's like, we. We do the race, and it's like, okay, whoever. Whoever loses has to buy dinner. And, like, as we get close to the finish line, like, I'm far behind. I'm so, like, it's actually whoever wins has to buy dinner. Actually, it's that.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
House rules.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, you say it last minute. That. That's my opinion. I think you guys should have a rematch, and whoever wins buys dinner. And you guys hug it out, and then it's.
Ryan Higa
It just becomes we walk for several days at a snail's pace.
Amanda Barnes
Well, great. That's fine.
Ryan Higa
It's like two bodies were found next to the Silver Lake reservoir. They were. They were walking for weeks on end. Just awful. Well, thank you so much.
Amanda Barnes
I hope that you work out.
Ryan Higa
I've gotten a lot of clarity and. Suck it, Shane. I feel like.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, my.
Ryan Higa
I feel like we weren't solving your problem. I feel like you were addressing my problem.
Amanda Barnes
Wow.
Ryan Higa
We're starting here.
Amanda Barnes
Thank you, Ian Hecox, for that. Thank you to our first client.
Ryan Higa
Wow. Okay.
Amanda Barnes
Are you okay?
Ryan Higa
No.
Amanda Barnes
Okay. God, you're really getting a lot of heat right now.
Ryan Higa
That hurts more than my shin splints.
Amanda Barnes
I'm so sorry. Not everyone can run.
Ryan Higa
I. Mike. Yeah. I'm bad at running.
Amanda Barnes
I'm not good at running either. And I should be running. I'm tall.
Ryan Higa
I do the Stair Stepper.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, yeah.
Ryan Higa
Good at that. I can do that for like an hour.
Amanda Barnes
That's awesome.
Ryan Higa
But running I suck at.
Amanda Barnes
That's okay.
Ryan Higa
My shins hurt.
Amanda Barnes
My knees hurt.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
So Ian. He's fine.
Ryan Higa
He's just. You know what? He can run away.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, he can run away. He did.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. He said what he needed to say in front of an audience and he left.
Ryan Higa
Wow. I didn't realize he felt that way after that.
Amanda Barnes
Sounds like he's been holding onto it for years.
Ryan Higa
Marcus also schooled me at that. They both lapped me. We were at a park, they crushed me and I was like, yeah, I'm.
Amanda Barnes
So glad you're just, you know, accepting it. It's awesome.
Ryan Higa
I. It's okay.
Amanda Barnes
Good.
Ryan Higa
We do the Good Will Hunting thing. It's like.
Amanda Barnes
It's not your fault.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
It's not your fault.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, I. I know, Shane.
Amanda Barnes
It's not your fault. Okay, well, we are well established people with good hearts. Who's our next client?
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Who's the next person who could come in and diss me? Oh.
Amanda Barnes
It'S Erica and her pup, Winnie.
Ryan Higa
Hi. We say hi.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, little one. The first dog you've had on a podcast.
Ryan Higa
Yes. Wow.
Amanda Barnes
And you're so special.
Ryan Higa
And we have so many dogs here.
Amanda Barnes
So many dogs. We'll just do a dog episode. Yeah, you should do. Let them all host their own show.
Ryan Higa
That'd be real. No, we. We should set them all up here and then have poker chips and. And playing cards.
Amanda Barnes
Do it. Take that picture.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Give them all a cigarette.
Amanda Barnes
Let's do it. Well, hi, everyone. Hi, Erica. We're here today for Winnie, not for me.
Ryan Higa
Winnie has a bully. A bully?
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, it's my roommate's three legged cat. Oh, God. Cats are not safe. They have a brother sister relationship and I'm an only child. So I figured you guys might be able to give her Some advice on.
Ryan Higa
How she can stand up to him.
Amanda Barnes
Okay, so is it day and night that she's bullied?
Ryan Higa
Is she always bullying?
Amanda Barnes
So basically when it starts is like, they're extroverts. They love people paying attention to them. So when we have guests come over there.
Ryan Higa
Yes.
Amanda Barnes
They're both Aries, if that's helpful. Oh, very helpful. Shane loves that.
Ryan Higa
Animal astrology.
Amanda Barnes
Shane loves fire signs. They're fire signs.
Ryan Higa
I can tell. Your dog is a Pisces. I can tell.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, that would be good. I can tell.
Ryan Higa
Look at her.
Amanda Barnes
Is this not Aries energy?
Ryan Higa
Right.
Amanda Barnes
She's Aries energy for sure. She's like, I'm taking over this. But it's when people come over and they're both competing to be the center of attention and charm will, like, kind of like slap her into submission with his, like, little nub and then his other little leg. It's very funny to watch.
Ryan Higa
Kind of badass.
Amanda Barnes
It's kind of embarrassing for Winnie.
Ryan Higa
Oh, I love, I love when, like how with dogs, so many of them size like a creature so much smaller than them, they will be so scared of.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
Just based on confidence.
Amanda Barnes
He'll stand in a hallway and she won't go down the hallway because she doesn't want to go past him.
Ryan Higa
So funny.
Amanda Barnes
This is. This is pretty real. So you have a little battle going on in your household.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
And the thing is, they do snuggle with each other when it's quiet and it's like one person, but then they're embarrassed when other people around and they have to show them. Okay, so when people come over, what if there's like a equal parts attention vibes, like, what if they greet Winnie outside maybe, and then Winnie gets her moment and then they come in.
Ryan Higa
You could get some red rope and give, like, make like a VIP section and like one of them there, like, for one party. It's like, okay, hey, like, you talk to the cat. You're like, hey, you booked the VIP section. So, like, the cat's like, I know the cat's going to feel great being in the VIP section. Like, this is my area. And then like, when he's hanging out, maybe closer to the bar, like chilling most people.
Amanda Barnes
You have a club in your house.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, it's like a club set up in my. Yeah. So, like, I feel like if you do that, maybe the cat will be like, okay. Actually, I'm pretty cool, so I don't need to bully Winnie. Yeah, I've got the VIP section.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, the cat needs to feel cool. And Winnie needs to get her moment with people. Yeah. So I guess, yeah, rope off half your house and do a VIP section for the cat.
Ryan Higa
What do you think about that, Winnie?
Amanda Barnes
Are you cool with Charmed being vip? You know what, the thing is, Winnie will just have to deal with it. In siblings relationship, you're put into your role at a young age and you kind of just have to accept it. It's not until you get older and get some therapy that you realize, I don't need this role anymore. So maybe we get Winnie a little therapist. Oh, do you need to go to therapy? She's like, no, I need treats.
Ryan Higa
You could also just sit them before, like a party. You could just sit them both down. Just be like, hey, guys, I need a level with you. You know, just man to cat to dog here. You guys need to keep your cool. Do not embarrass me. If you embarrass me, we're done.
Amanda Barnes
Pull the disappointment card. Yeah, well, I'm gonna be dis. Erica is not a fan.
Ryan Higa
No. See, animals understand all of human language. They do, they do. They pretend they don't.
Amanda Barnes
She does.
Ryan Higa
So that they don't have to.
Amanda Barnes
Winnie knows English and she knows a little Spanish.
Ryan Higa
They're trying not to pay taxes, but they understand everything. And so you can just level with them.
Amanda Barnes
That's what. Yeah, I agree. And I would say as a sibling, you kind of gotta give special attention to each of them. Otherwise you just don't want someone feeling like the black sheep.
Ryan Higa
Exactly. You could also, before you could let a bird into the house. So the cat is preoccupied. Whoa.
Amanda Barnes
That's messed up. That's actually smart. It's like, you know, but the bird is not safe.
Ryan Higa
No, no. This is like the lady who swallowed the fly thing. You're going to have to keep adding things. Yeah, but these are options.
Amanda Barnes
These are all options.
Ryan Higa
They are really helpful ideas.
Amanda Barnes
Do you have red rope? Nope. I can go get some red rope.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Pick a VIP section.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, yeah. Make the cat feel good.
Ryan Higa
Cats love a VIP section.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, they love a VIP section. And let Winnie know that she'll be okay and she'll always have your love and you're not.
Ryan Higa
That's what we've gotten from.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, no. Oh, no, wait a second. Hold on. Huh?
Ryan Higa
Cats are fully evil.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
I love videos where a dog is like trying to sneak past a cat and the cat's just sitting there and then right as the dog is perfectly right next to him, the cat's just like, mm, yeah, got you.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, that's charm.
Ryan Higa
It's devastating.
Amanda Barnes
You just have to deal with what the cat is evil.
Ryan Higa
Oh, yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Just kidding. Probably cool. No, they are a really good boy.
Ryan Higa
Cats are.
Amanda Barnes
Charm's a good boy.
Ryan Higa
Two cats. They are so sweet. I have to acknowledge sometimes I'm like, you are demons. Like, you are nature's demons. If I let you out of the house, you will kill so many birds, it affects the environment. I have to acknowledge that.
Amanda Barnes
Well, he contained. There you go. And sibling nature. You just have to, you know, accept that this is where they're at right now. They might have to work it out on their own, too. Yeah, just gonna let them duke it out.
Ryan Higa
Exactly.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. We give you a lot of advice there, and I hope you take a piece of it.
Ryan Higa
Thank you.
Amanda Barnes
I'm gonna go get some red rope right now. Okay, great. Thanks, Erica. Bye, Winnie. Sorry about everything that's happening to you. Just a siblings.
Ryan Higa
I'm imagining a pirate cat.
Amanda Barnes
It still happens when you're an adult. I know when people come over and the siblings act up.
Ryan Higa
Oh, dude, they act up for me.
Amanda Barnes
My little sister's always like, we're gonna play Clue and everyone's gonna play. And I'm like, that's her thing. That's her acting up.
Ryan Higa
All right, our next client, Noah. Hello, Noah.
Amanda Barnes
Hi, Noah. Hello.
Ryan Higa
Hello.
Amanda Barnes
Hi to both of you. Hi, Shane. Hello, client. Hi.
Ryan Higa
Glad to be a client.
Amanda Barnes
I have a serious problem that I would like some help with. It's something I've struggled with, I think, my whole life. Even more so now that I'm an.
Ryan Higa
Adult and have to provide for myself.
Amanda Barnes
I don't know how to cook and eat three meals a day, and I don't know if anyone can do that task.
Ryan Higa
It's so hard.
Amanda Barnes
It's so hard. I've known this about you, man.
Ryan Higa
I relate to this heavily.
Amanda Barnes
We've talked about this. I need advice. So you want advice on how to cook three delicious meals for yourself and actually eat them?
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Enough sustenance for a day. Like, I feel like I go to the grocery store and I don't know what to get. I'm like, okay, I could get avocados to make guacamole. Maybe I'll put that on a sandwich. Okay, Is that one meal? Do I do that every day? And then what do I add?
Ryan Higa
Now? Do I go and get strawberry?
Amanda Barnes
I feel like in three days, those are moldy. Do I go and get frozen rice? It's like, okay, is that food? Do I just eat rice and beans? Well, it's a complete protein. It is I can think frozen rice. Yeah. Maybe not. I don't know.
Ryan Higa
I mean, I can. Some things that I have that. Because I struggle with this and like, it does feel. I'm like. It's part of being an adult. Just that I have to go to the grocery store all the time.
Amanda Barnes
Yes.
Ryan Higa
And everything is so expensive.
Amanda Barnes
But you meal prep.
Ryan Higa
I do try to meal prep and I mean, I try to eat a lot of food. What does that look like when you so a lot of it. What I've gotten that's helped a lot is an air fryer huge. And also a rice cooker huge is.
Amanda Barnes
In the size of the air fryer, because I have one and it is so big and it holds.
Ryan Higa
Oh, wow. See, I have a small air fryer, but oh my God.
Amanda Barnes
My fryer is incredible. Big egg. I don't know when it's from.
Ryan Higa
Oh my God.
Amanda Barnes
That sounds like an outdoor barbecue.
Ryan Higa
I think you found an alien ship. I might.
Amanda Barnes
Honey. I'm telling you, it fits like six chicken nuggets. And it's so big. Six. It's so fucking big. Six chicken nuggets. Okay, well. Huh. Okay. So you air fry.
Ryan Higa
Air fryer is incredible. But I also, I make a lot of just like ground turkey. Like, that's just a very easy thing. I use like soy sauce and honey and like ginger and garlic. I just throw that all into it. And I like make that on a skillet. But a rice cooker is also incredible. I mean. And that makes cooking rice so easy. Yeah, it's just like. So you'll just make like.
Amanda Barnes
So for how many days do you prep off of your ground turkey?
Ryan Higa
Well, I'd say probably like three days. Okay, so because. Because more than that. And it's sitting in the fridge too long.
Amanda Barnes
So 9 servings of ground turkey in the wok?
Ryan Higa
No, no, not necessarily. I'd say it's like. That's for like dinner or lunch or something. I think for breakfast I'm often doing like oatmeal and hard boiled eggs. Oh, and I have hard boiled egg.
Amanda Barnes
That's a good. I do have a lot of protein.
Ryan Higa
I have a lot of machines. So I have a little machine that makes hard boiled eggs. And that's also.
Amanda Barnes
He's got a lot of machines.
Ryan Higa
I got a lot of machines.
Amanda Barnes
Everything that he does, he has a pot.
Ryan Higa
What do you mean a hard boiled egg? I have a great. I have a great little. These. It's like 15 bucks on Amazon. It's a little thing that eggs. And you just put seven eggs inside this Little thing and then a little bit of water, and you press a button and then it goes off when it's all done. And you have seven hard boiled eggs, and that lasts me a couple days.
Amanda Barnes
I think we've lost Noah. That's incredible. But that. Okay, can I say I feel like what would really help you is to do one of those, like, boxes that get sent to your house that have these pretty.
Ryan Higa
Oh, the factor things or hellofresh.
Amanda Barnes
Hello, fresh.
Ryan Higa
Hello, fresh.
Amanda Barnes
Hey, look, if you ask us to sponsor an episode soon. Hellofresh factor. And you want to send a code for me. Look, I just think. I think what you need is protein on the ready. Like, you just. What really helps me is we make, like, a bunch of chicken, and then we do soup out of it, and then we freeze the soup, and then we cut up the chicken in different things. We'll make, like, chicken salad or chicken breast, and then you just make a bunch of sides.
Ryan Higa
So you, like, freeze a broth? Yeah. Does the broth have, like, vegetables and stuff in it?
Amanda Barnes
No.
Ryan Higa
Okay. Yeah, we still add all that after.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
Ooh.
Amanda Barnes
So I always have, like, protein in the fridge somehow. How do you cook your chicken that you're just prepping?
Ryan Higa
Prepping.
Amanda Barnes
I bake it.
Ryan Higa
You bake it?
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, Yeah, I bake it like a. I put the. I put the. I put the fried. I don't know. I put the carcass in the carcass. A whole chicken. Oh, boy. We're gonna have to start from, like. Do you get. What I mean is, like, when you.
Ryan Higa
Go, is it like a box of breasts?
Amanda Barnes
A box of breasts or like, a container? That sounds awesome.
Ryan Higa
You know what? You should. Honestly, you should. There's. There's tons of cookbooks. I. I think what's really helpful is there's tons of cookbooks for any type of thing. There's cookbooks for meal prepping, so you can get a ton of recipes. So you can be trying that every week. But what I like to do is during the week, I eat very boring. I'm eating as quick and simple as possible. But then on weekends is when I'm like, okay, now I'll, like, cook something nice. Cook something from a recipe book, and I'll like something that takes a little bit longer.
Amanda Barnes
That's true. Incredible. Yeah. You could, like Shane said, get a cookbook and make, like, a big dish that'll last you three days, and then you eat off of that and then, like, change up your breakfast.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Okay. I'm trying to imagine what dish is good for three days. But what I'm gathering here. Stew. There you go. Hard boiled eggs and soup. That's what I'm learning. And honestly, that sounds pretty good.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Make sure to get some fiber, too.
Amanda Barnes
Get some fiber or take fiber pills.
Ryan Higa
As long as you're eating protein and fiber and then, like, some carbs, I'll be alive. Your vitamins and stuff. You'll be alive.
Amanda Barnes
Okay, good. Are you gonna do this? I'm going to try hard boiled eggs and soup. That sounds like my solution. Don't put them.
Ryan Higa
You're going to have more than that.
Amanda Barnes
No, no, no. I like the doctor that when I walk out and then have bread. Bread as well. Look at that.
Ryan Higa
I'm a new man.
Amanda Barnes
Bread, eggs, and soup. Bread, eggs, soup.
Ryan Higa
You come in next week, just super buff, like seven feet tall. You're like, I found out I wasn't eating enough food.
Amanda Barnes
It's not going well. Thank you so much for the advice.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
Amanda Barnes
You're so welcome. And also, just grab some protein bars for yourself.
Ryan Higa
You know what?
Amanda Barnes
I will check out the kitch. Okay, honey?
Ryan Higa
All right.
Amanda Barnes
Thank you, guys. Thanks, Noah.
Ryan Higa
Honestly, I. I feel it because it's a weekly frustration for me of, like, food is just really hard.
Amanda Barnes
Food is very.
Ryan Higa
It's so expensive. It's so hard to, like, navigate. And yeah, getting fresh food, it goes bad so quick.
Amanda Barnes
It goes bad so fast.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, no, I understand when people, like, shame people for not having healthy diets.
Amanda Barnes
I'm like, it's fucking so hard and it's expensive. Yeah, healthy diets are really expensive.
Ryan Higa
It's ridiculous.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
Okay.
Amanda Barnes
Anyways, we're killing it.
Ryan Higa
Next client.
Amanda Barnes
Next client. Ollie, Ollie, Ollie.
Ryan Higa
Good.
Amanda Barnes
How are you?
Ryan Higa
Good.
Amanda Barnes
I just have a little problem. Okay.
Ryan Higa
So I'm. If you don't know about me, I.
Amanda Barnes
Really like K Pop and my old are my favorite group. They're all in the military, and I don't know how to cope with that.
Ryan Higa
Well, one of them is back tech. Are you talking about bts?
Amanda Barnes
Wait a second, wait a second.
Ryan Higa
Bts? They have to.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. In Korea, all men have to be in the military. Okay, got it.
Ryan Higa
How do you think that is?
Amanda Barnes
BTS in the military?
Ryan Higa
Imagine the military, it's like, all right, here's your bunk mate. And it's the most famous person in your country.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. Are they. Are they. Do you think that they're, like, in bunks? Or are they, like, doing military on the computer? You understand what I'm trying to say?
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Like, where do you.
Amanda Barnes
Can you do. Can you work from home, technically.
Ryan Higa
Cause one of the members is technically back. Back already. But, like, it's not the same without.
Amanda Barnes
All seven of them. Yeah, well, yeah, he's the only one singing.
Ryan Higa
Are they gonna reform? Yeah, they're planning to come back in 2025 once all of them are back. It was. I remember when this happened, this was insane because BTS was the. Is still, like, the biggest band in the world, and it's like, oh, they have to go do military now. You're like, what? They're just gone?
Amanda Barnes
How long are they gone for?
Ryan Higa
Two years, right?
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, it's like a year. Whoa.
Ryan Higa
The one that just came back, he's been. He went first, and then the next one comes back in October, and that's J. Hope, and. Yeah. Then the rest come back in June of next year. I thought one of them had a single recently.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, they, like, pre.
Ryan Higa
Did a whole bunch of stuff, so they're, like, still releasing.
Amanda Barnes
Okay. So they're like. It's crazy. They're feeding their fans right now, but you. You don't know how to cope because it feels so long.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. And it's like, they're not physically here, so it's like. Because they usually, like, would go live and stuff on, like, their. Yeah, there's. There's a couple thoughts here. One is you could try to make your way to Korea and enlist in the world.
Amanda Barnes
I was gonna say that. No, I wasn't gonna say that.
Ryan Higa
You could literally be BTS army with them.
Amanda Barnes
I was gonna say you could just say.
Ryan Higa
I'm just saying that's an option. Infiltration, number one.
Amanda Barnes
I'm saying you could go to Korea and feel close to them. Not join the military. Go to Korea and just feel them there.
Ryan Higa
Another is. I mean, do you like other K pop groups besides them? I'm really into Ateez.
Amanda Barnes
They're like, one of my second.
Ryan Higa
Okay, well, they're your second.
Amanda Barnes
Can they maybe, you know, bump up to first right now?
Ryan Higa
It's just not the same. It's not the same. It's not the same.
Amanda Barnes
You might have to, like, just fake it till you make it. Just tell yourself, this is awesome. I love this group right now. They're my one true. I did just see them live, too.
Ryan Higa
And they were really good.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, well, there you go.
Ryan Higa
You saw them live. Oh, the Ateez.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. Not bts.
Ryan Higa
Got it. Yeah. You could do, like, what I've been doing where I'm learning music. So you could just try to listen to a bunch of the other K pop groups, because there's like 5 million. Right. Basically, I feel like there's a new one every week, and they're just like, have you heard. Have you listened to. I don't know, it's. Have you listened to Jean shorts? What do you feel like if you.
Amanda Barnes
Listen to other K Pop groups, do you think that you're, like, you know, going against bts? Do you think they would find out?
Ryan Higa
True. They do make jokes about that sometimes. Like, while you're cheated on us.
Amanda Barnes
Whoa, bro. You're gone for, like, a year. It's an intense.
Ryan Higa
Like, it's. It's intense.
Amanda Barnes
So you're a little bit like, you feel guilty.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Well, let me tell you, Ollie, you have to live your life, and you can listen to other K Pop groups.
Ryan Higa
Thank you.
Amanda Barnes
We're saying that right here live on television.
Ryan Higa
Have you listened to every single BTS song?
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, I think so.
Ryan Higa
No, everything I've been. Sometimes when. When there's, like, kind of like a halt on new content, like, I take that. I take advantage of it. I'm like, sweet, time to catch up. Exactly. Cause that's. That's like, when. Oh, there's, like, you know, like. I don't know. There's like, oh, there's no new shows right now. There's no new video games for Bench.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
I have my catalog that I can get, so I sometimes take advantage of that. But I also feel like you're in the end stretch here. They're gonna be coming back soon. Yeah. I'm, like. The only thing I'm like, I'm not caught up with, they have this show called, like, Run BTS on their.
Amanda Barnes
On YouTube.
Ryan Higa
And it's like they do variety shows. It's kind of like.
Amanda Barnes
There you go.
Ryan Higa
Kind of like a challenge bit. It's kind of.
Amanda Barnes
Kind of. Wow.
Ryan Higa
And you haven't watched all of this? No, there's like, 150 of them, Ollie.
Amanda Barnes
150 episodes, Ollie. I'm almost.
Ryan Higa
I'm almost. Ollie, you have work to do, Ollie.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, you literally, you actually. BTS wants you to do this work. Okay.
Ryan Higa
You have to do this work on my lunch. I'm just gonna watch everything.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, great. Yeah. Don't take any breaks. Just watch.
Ryan Higa
But I will also say the anticipation for things is often better than the thing itself.
Amanda Barnes
I agree.
Ryan Higa
Think back on. It's. That anticipation is so nice.
Amanda Barnes
It's like Christmas.
Ryan Higa
You kind of enjoy this feeling for now.
Amanda Barnes
You're so excited when Christmas comes.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, Exactly.
Amanda Barnes
Yep. So just sit in this moment and then watch their challenge pit video.
Ryan Higa
Exactly.
Amanda Barnes
Thank you.
Ryan Higa
So much.
Amanda Barnes
I feel.
Ryan Higa
I feel better.
Amanda Barnes
Good. Thank you for validating me. You're so welcome. BTS is not mad at you. I promise.
Ryan Higa
It's gonna be crazy when they're back, because it has been strange that they've been. They've been gone for so long.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
Bts Huge.
Amanda Barnes
You've been listening to them a lot.
Ryan Higa
I don't listen to a ton of BTs, but, yeah, I like a lot of this. Yeah, K Pop is awesome.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, it is. They seem so cool. I did not know that they were on a military. Like, it's just something they have to do.
Ryan Higa
It's insane.
Amanda Barnes
I thought in some countries, if you didn't. If you, like, went to college or you had a job, you didn't go.
Ryan Higa
I think in South Korea, you literally have to.
Amanda Barnes
Got it heard.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Wow.
Ryan Higa
Anyways.
Amanda Barnes
Anyways.
Ryan Higa
All right.
Amanda Barnes
Okay. Next up, Monica. Does anyone call you Mon Monty? My parents are like, mon. Mon.
Ryan Higa
Could be.
Amanda Barnes
I love it.
Ryan Higa
Okay. Anyway.
Amanda Barnes
Hi, Mon. Hi.
Ryan Higa
First off, I want to say you. You designed the brutal T shirt. I did, and I was very happy with that. That design is so cool, and that's all thanks to you.
Amanda Barnes
Thank you so much.
Ryan Higa
That was my.
Amanda Barnes
My first merch piece. Whoa. It was huge art.
Ryan Higa
Our merch right now is better than I think it's ever been. It's killing it. It's so good. Yeah. I'm wearing. I'm rocking the essential right now.
Amanda Barnes
That's amazing. I went on vacation, and everyone in my family wanted to wear chronically offline every month.
Ryan Higa
Nice.
Amanda Barnes
My dad was like, send me a link to that chronically offline. I was like, okay.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. I loved those pictures.
Amanda Barnes
The whole fam. Replicated. Yes. The whole fam. I didn't even have to. I didn't have to do anything. They would just wear it. And I was like, hell, yeah. Incredible. They loved it.
Ryan Higa
Yep. So what brings you in today? Okay, well, I'm really stressed, so no pressure.
Amanda Barnes
You're getting married, but I'm getting married.
Ryan Higa
Whoa.
Amanda Barnes
I am two months out from my wedding day, just about two days in a week, and I'm stressed. So the gist. The gist is, of course, we are.
Ryan Higa
Keeping things small, but the closer we.
Amanda Barnes
Get to the day, the more details, pressures, expectations, things people need from me continue to pop up. And lately, I have felt so much more overwhelmed than excited, which is not how I want to feel. It's such a bummer. Not how I want to feel going into things. So as two people who have been through it and come out the other Side, I would love advice on how to just like, I know stress is inherent in the process, but I would love advice on how to put it to the side a little bit more and make room for like excitement and fun through the planning process and therefore set myself up for success for like.
Ryan Higa
The most stress free day possible. Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Let me tell you. I will say the first two months before you get married, it's where all the last minute details need to come and a lot of things will pop up from people. It is. And this might not be the best advice, but it is okay to feel overwhelmed right now. This is the time when you're gonna feel the most overwhelmed.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
I promise you think about five days before you get married, you are gonna feel okay. You are gonna feel a lot of emotions. You will have a stress free day. This is the time when you're gonna feel the most overwhelmed. I promise you. But it will. This is the work that you have to do to have a stress free day.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
And that sounds so insane. Cause it's your wedding and even if it's small, but I also will say all the little things that keep popping up. Do you have a little website where you have a Q and A on it? Oh, faq. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. You know what you can do? You can just send them a link to that.
Ryan Higa
I love.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, like literally you can send them a link to that or have your partner kind of take over. I know. And that kind of has been the thing is like being like, okay, I can't continue to field. No the questions if I have to approve one more outfit. Oh, sorry. Family, I love you.
Ryan Higa
Family, friends, I love you.
Amanda Barnes
I appreciate that you want my opinion. I have such decision fatigue. I can't look at your outfit. You should say that with love and then link them to the faq. Yes, that might. Yeah, that might kind of.
Ryan Higa
And the first question on is, are you annoying me? It's like, yes, yes, you are right.
Amanda Barnes
Have you.
Ryan Higa
Leave me alone.
Amanda Barnes
Texted a link. Here's the reasons why. Yes, exactly, Shane.
Ryan Higa
I mean, you know, for so many of these very reasons is why we kind of forewent like the big ceremony thing. But even then it's still a lot. And you know, we still had celebrations afterwards that were just kind of parties. But even still with family and stuff, there's just expectations. You know, your family cares about you and it's such a big thing for certain. Especially like our parents, generations, like they just. It's like, like wedding. Oh my God.
Amanda Barnes
It's their thing.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. I think I do agree with Amanda that the leading up to it is gonna be stressful no matter what. Like, it's kinda. You kind of have to accept that. I think what's most important is for you and your partner on the day to be like, all right, if everything goes wrong today, that's fine. Like, it's about our reaction to it. This is just about having fun. And honestly, if you take it in stride and you kind of celebrate when things go don't go according to plan, it then makes it a more fun story you like. As the best I have as an example is, like, on the day, you know, Ryan Seacrest here. When you have a busy schedule, it's important to maximize your downtime. One of the best ways to do that is by going to chumbac casino.com. chumba Casino has all your favorite social casino games like spin slots, bingo, and solitaire that you can play for free for a chance to redeem some serious prizes. So hop on to chumbacasino.com now and live the Chumba life. Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group void. We're prohibited by law. 21 plus terms and conditions apply. Courtney had made, like. She'd brought flowers and made, like, a little corsage for me. And we get to the courthouse. She's like, I totally forgot it. I totally forgot we don't have flowers. And then one of her friends, one of our friends there, sees some fake flowers on a desk, and he just grabs it. He takes one of them off, puts it on my pocket. And then we had these, like, fake flowers. And it kind of became, like, one of the most charming aspects of it because you're just like, oh, we don't care. Like, we're fine. And then I think another huge thing to remind yourself is, as you're being stressed, it's like, okay, am I stressed about all these extraneous factors, or am I stressed? Like, but my partner and I are good, and we're. I'm not stressed about that. And I think that was occurring to me a lot where I'm like, I'm stressed about this party. I'm stressed about how things. And I'm like, oh, but I'm not stressing about being married. Not stressed about this. I'm like, oh, then we're good.
Amanda Barnes
It's about you guys. And also, I will say, for me, I had, like, a little tribe who was a part of the wedding. Whether it wasn't. It was like, my close people. I would rely on them to vent this Out, I would be like, I need to vent. And also, two days before, I told my whole family, if anything goes wrong in the day, I don't wanna know. Don't tell me. Yeah, don't tell me. Yeah. But everything's gonna be okay.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
You are gonna have the best day. I know it feels bad to feel like you're stressed and you don't wanna be. These two months will be a little crazy. Yeah. Just put your heart into the things that really make you excited and just put your time on that. And then when you're done, shut it down. Yep. Go to sleep. Yes. Go to sleep. Shut that shit down. And if you wake up at 2am and order bubbles for the ceremony, do it. That's okay.
Ryan Higa
That's the best advice.
Amanda Barnes
Thank you, guys. Yes. You're welcome to talk about it. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Thank you. I didn't do that.
Ryan Higa
2:00Am you're like, oh.
Amanda Barnes
Oh.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
It was the best decision ever. All the pictures has bubbles.
Ryan Higa
Okay.
Amanda Barnes
Okay.
Ryan Higa
Our next client, a returning client.
Amanda Barnes
Returning client. Oh, look at us. We're doing well.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Oh, they. They like.
Amanda Barnes
They like us there. Okay.
Ryan Higa
All right. Andre.
Amanda Barnes
Andre. Cool shirt yet again.
Ryan Higa
Thank you. Badass. You guys did so well last time I came back.
Amanda Barnes
I'm so glad. I was like, did we help at all?
Ryan Higa
How. How are you? I'm doing good. So basically my problem is I've been, like, historically introverted my whole life.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
It seemed like both of you saying yeah to that is. No, I'm saying I said yeah. Cause I relate. Cause I'm like, yeah, well, yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Cause yeah, okay. Dungeons and Dragons happens inside.
Ryan Higa
No. So, like, most weekends I would, like, play video games, watch movies, bake.
Amanda Barnes
Now he's baking.
Ryan Higa
Whoa.
Amanda Barnes
I gave him a sourdough culture.
Ryan Higa
Nice. And then, like, when it would. I'm trying to, like, get out of that introverted phase. Like, I'm trying to, like, go out and do more stuff. But, like, because I was so introverted, I don't know, like, what to do out there. So I need your guys, like, recommendation from, like, Chronically Offline Queen and shane top from iCarly. I need you guys to, like, what, like, in LA. What are some, like, really good recommendations?
Amanda Barnes
Well, first of all, I just heard about a chess club. I don't know if you like chess.
Ryan Higa
I've. I played chess with. With my family back in the day, but I haven't played in a long time.
Amanda Barnes
There's a chess club in K town. I just heard about that also. I don't know if that's something that excites you. The first thing that came to my.
Ryan Higa
Mind, I'll play chess with random people in K town. I sure. Like, that's the most like extroverted thing you could do is just show up.
Amanda Barnes
Very extroverted.
Ryan Higa
Hello.
Amanda Barnes
Also, what about like just kind of testing it out. Maybe like a Saturday morning farmers market. Ooh. Like, oh, but okay, I guess chess club was a no and farmer's market.
Ryan Higa
Is a. Yeah, I just, I love a farmer. No, that's.
Amanda Barnes
I know, me too.
Ryan Higa
That's the most like middle aged you could do is like go to like a farmer. Like, and I'm a veteran. Yeah. So like, but like, like where, like what Farmer's market? Like, oh, there's, there's tons of good.
Amanda Barnes
There's tons.
Ryan Higa
There's tons. There's great.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
But also I feel like you're talking about. I, I, you're introverted. But you know, you host a D and D session here at Smosh, which is a very, very extra. I think D and D is a very extroverted thing. I feel like people get together and they play magic the gathering. Like, I don't feel like you have to go outside of your interests to be extroverted. It's just like doing it with people. Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
I want to meet new people.
Ryan Higa
I want to meet new people. I want meet new people and do new things.
Amanda Barnes
Ah, got it. Okay, okay, okay.
Ryan Higa
I do think meeting new people is really hard.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, I think meeting new people. But I feel like there are things to do. Like I feel like in, especially in la, there's like open mics, there's like comedy shows, there's music shows. There's so many frickin things to do.
Ryan Higa
Give me, how about like places to eat? Give me like one good place, like really good place that you recommend to people in LA. Oh, like restaurants?
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, just like 2 Madre just opened up and it feels like a very fun environment. Okay, see this is what I'm looking for.
Ryan Higa
Like literal names, restaurants. Like I want to like google these names and go there. That's something I feel like when you live in California, you can take advantage of. There's so much good food. I mean just so much, so much. And you can just invite people to go to dinner. Yeah, that's just an easy thing to do. It's not hard to get people to want to do that. Right? Yes.
Amanda Barnes
I also feel like arts district downtown, there's a lot of like places that you can walk to. There's an arts district there's so much to do. Like, you go there on a Saturday and you just plant, like, right by the sausage place, and you just walk around and.
Ryan Higa
Sausage place.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, yeah. What is the.
Ryan Higa
That's, like, one of my favorite foods is sausage.
Amanda Barnes
I think I'm gonna actually have to write you a list.
Ryan Higa
No, actually, Amanda and probably Ian can give you a list of just incredible restaurants.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, I'll write you a list. Because there's an amazing sausage place with amazing German beers. And when you start there, you can just walk around.
Ryan Higa
Holy. If you like. Listen, if you like sausage and Germans, let me throw. One thing I really like is Red Lion Tavern. Oh, I love Red Line. Yeah. The sausage there is incredible.
Amanda Barnes
It's amazing.
Ryan Higa
Beer is great.
Amanda Barnes
The beer is great. That's also.
Ryan Higa
The beer is really good spot. Yeah, that's, like, one of the good spots I found. And I'm like, I need more of those, because I went there and I'm like, oh, that spot rocks.
Amanda Barnes
Got it. I'm going to write some things down because especially if you're going to, like, maybe the soccer game is on. Like, I don't know if you care about soccer or anything like that, but, like, you could just go and have chats with people. Also, there's places that do trivia night. Like, hardcore trivia night. I don't know if you care about that.
Ryan Higa
I think getting a trivia team together at Smosh would be a really cool thing. We just won for Amanda Barnes birthday.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
We went to a bar nearby and we played and we won. I'm not too surprised. I've thought about that a lot. I'm like, this office could assemble an indestructive team. Oh, yeah.
Amanda Barnes
But you would go. We would go, and you would sit so far away from us, meeting new friends, and we would just be.
Ryan Higa
What trivia do you know? Let me get information from you. You sit in the corner with a hood and a pipe like Aragorn, and someone's gonna approach. That's how you meet people. It's canon, dude.
Amanda Barnes
I'm gonna write you a list. Yes, please. Done and done.
Ryan Higa
Thank you. Thank you, guys.
Amanda Barnes
Thank you for coming back.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, I'll come back one more time.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, my. If they allow me. God. Thank you, Andre.
Ryan Higa
Thank you, guys. Andre, there's so much good food.
Amanda Barnes
So good. I still love that.
Ryan Higa
I still need to. I need to get. I need to eat Ethiopian food. That's.
Amanda Barnes
We should go to little Ethiopia.
Ryan Higa
Okay.
Amanda Barnes
There's like an Ethiopia. There's a whole street I love.
Ryan Higa
What if you were Just like, we should go to Ethiopia.
Amanda Barnes
We should go to Ethiopia. I have a friend there. Just kidding.
Ryan Higa
All right, our next client. Another returning client. Oh, actually, no. Sorry.
Amanda Barnes
No, no, no. There was. There was. There was stuff about him in the last one.
Ryan Higa
Oh, okay.
Amanda Barnes
He's just coming in.
Ryan Higa
Just walking on in. Peter.
Amanda Barnes
Guys, this is Peter. I can't even give you a job description because I feel like he does everything. Anytime we need him in a video, he's there.
Ryan Higa
Y.
Amanda Barnes
He's incredible. He works for Social, and he's back. Well, he's not back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ryan Higa
I'm here to talk about how I got my ass handed to me by the local Harley Davidson bikers club the other month. I don't know how much you guys paid them, but I was unloading groceries, and they smacked my tubs of novelty yogurt all over the pavement. Splattered all over the place. And all for the sake of getting me to stop bullying Josh Fleury here at work. This isn't an advice column. Kind of. This is a column.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, we're Sex in the City.
Ryan Higa
We're Carrie Bradshaw's. I think we have different ideas of advice because advice is like helping that person, you know, figure out fight their own battles. Yeah. Yeah, you kind of fought the battle for it. Did I. Did we say that we were gonna.
Amanda Barnes
Get the Harley Davidson?
Ryan Higa
You did. Yep. We did say we would go to local Harley Davidson and get them. Yeah, we're gonna go to the local Harley Davidson and enlist the help of a biker gang. The evidence is there.
Amanda Barnes
Y.
Ryan Higa
And so my problem today is I want to help Josh figure out how to fend for himself. Because you neglected to help him do that.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. It was our first time. We were taken aback.
Ryan Higa
You're so right. You know what, Peter? You're right. I'm sorry. You know, we thought of a quick fix.
Amanda Barnes
It was a quick fix, which was.
Ryan Higa
To go to the Harley Davidson and splatter my novelty yogurts all over the pavement.
Amanda Barnes
Those sound really expensive.
Ryan Higa
Are they the ones grape and watermelon flavor of yogurt? Yep. That's psychotic rape flavored yogurt.
Amanda Barnes
Nobody to a grocery run.
Ryan Higa
What? Where do you get this yogurt? At Kroger out in San Bernardino. Kroger does not have novelty yogurt.
Amanda Barnes
Where are you from and where do you live? What's happening here?
Ryan Higa
What's your Social Security number? Let's go back to Josh because I'm worried about him. Yeah. Next time he comes up to me and asks, who can I send TikTok pictures to for social. And I respond your mom. What's he supposed to do? He doesn't have the tools to help himself. Next time he's. So you.
Amanda Barnes
You want to keep bullying him, but you want him to have the tools to stand up to you?
Ryan Higa
Yeah, I'd like a fair fight. I want people to. You know, I want people to have their best interests at the forefront of their mind. I want them to fight for themselves, to stand up and. Okay, are you kind of saying. Have you been bullying Josh, like, in the hopes that it'll improve his. Like you want.
Amanda Barnes
You're trying to make him confident?
Ryan Higa
Are you trying to make him tougher? That's all I want for people is to just, you know, you care about. Yeah. Improve their quality of life.
Amanda Barnes
Sweet.
Ryan Higa
I guess next time he's in the lunch line and I come up and say, look at Josh. Floozy, building up to be a growing boy, stacking his plate full. What's he supposed to do? How's he supposed to respond to that if you didn't give him any kind of comebacks? You're right.
Amanda Barnes
You're so right. I guess we. We went on the route of violence. I'm so sorry.
Ryan Higa
Yep. Violence begets violence. And I thought both of you probably knew better than that, but you're right. Here I am, a month out from being. Being smacked around like a little schoolboy.
Amanda Barnes
Well, seems like you deserve that.
Ryan Higa
I did take some paid time off after that.
Amanda Barnes
Whoa, you took some PTO for that?
Ryan Higa
Yep. Not even 60.
Amanda Barnes
It seems like you're doing just fine.
Ryan Higa
You know, Josh isn't, though. You're right. That's what I'm here for. It's Josh who's actually hurting in this situation. Right. A thought that comes to my mind, something that could toughen him up is we could go to the local Harley Davidson and send the biker gangs to Josh. They could start beating him up, and then. That's a. That's a tough opponent. He's gonna have to get tougher. Whoa. So if he can handle Harley Davidson Cruise, then he could handle Peter Shane.
Amanda Barnes
I think you've been overshadowed by Pete's way of living.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
You're gonna get some grape yogurt as well. I would say that Josh needs to stand up to you verbally.
Ryan Higa
Okay. I like that.
Amanda Barnes
You know what I'm saying?
Ryan Higa
When he asked me, like, who took my mugs? Because he's been missing mugs. Right. And you're just stealing, so I'm not doing that. Let's not put that someone else is doing. Someone else is doing it. It's kind of coincidental. It's a beautiful coincidence as I like to call it. But next time he comes up and asks and I say your mom again. Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
And he should say your dad.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, your dad. Something like that one up me. Right. In a meaningful sense. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. So you want us to tell him this?
Ryan Higa
Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna come on to the next. I'm sure. Around solving whatever you do here. I'm not sure. You don't even know what you're doing here.
Amanda Barnes
No, no.
Ryan Higa
I think I know.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. We're out of our.
Ryan Higa
Started off by being told I was old and weak, so not a great. Hey, I relate to Josh right now.
Amanda Barnes
I didn't know that that was about you. I was just.
Ryan Higa
Josh could also carry his ax with him. His. His guitar. That's true. And he could shred, you know, if. If you dissed him and then he shredded back at you. Yeah. What are you gonna say it over my head? Yeah. All over the place.
Amanda Barnes
Not violence. With violence.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. But sometimes it's called for when you have a yo mama joke book. Oh, and then he could read through that and he could throw some of those.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, that would be awesome.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Yeah, that'll work.
Amanda Barnes
I do want to apologize for the motorcycles.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry about the Harley Davidson.
Amanda Barnes
Go back and get your yogurt.
Ryan Higa
It was just uncalled for, but. Yeah, I mean, it was splattered all over the pavement, so I did have to go back to the Kroger. It's a two hour drive. Drive and. But I reload. Two hour drive to a Kroger. Yes.
Amanda Barnes
Well, I feel like we should dig into that next time that you're driving two hours to get yogurt.
Ryan Higa
Just glad Josh has the right people on his side now. Finally.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, we got him, buddy. You don't need to worry about.
Ryan Higa
That's one's for you, Josh.
Amanda Barnes
Thanks. Thanks so much, Pete. I learned a lot.
Ryan Higa
You know, the benefit of this whole situation is it did unite all the biker gangs of California for the first time ever. So.
Amanda Barnes
It was sick.
Ryan Higa
They were united in smashing his yogurt on the ground.
Amanda Barnes
And they all watch bike riders in film in the movie.
Ryan Higa
That's how Sons of Anarchy ends with them in a parking lot screening.
Amanda Barnes
I know, I saw that.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
It was such a crazy ending.
Ryan Higa
I know. It's unexpected.
Amanda Barnes
Came out years ago. Probably before Peter was born.
Ryan Higa
Anyways, we'll figure that out.
Amanda Barnes
Okay, awesome. We're Killing it. Our next client, Ms. Amanda Barnes.
Ryan Higa
Amanda. Two Amandas.
Amanda Barnes
Two Amanda's.
Ryan Higa
Too. Too nice.
Amanda Barnes
Too nice. How's this? How's sound? All right. Great. So good. All right, thanks, guys. Thank you for having me here.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Hi.
Amanda Barnes
It's nice to be here. So I have a problem.
Ryan Higa
It's not as dramatic as your last guest.
Amanda Barnes
I'm sorry.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, that was pretty insane.
Amanda Barnes
It's. Take some time for me to shake that one. Well, hopefully this one's easier, but I am struggling, so I do need some help. Got it. I am very organized at work.
Ryan Higa
I'm very scheduled.
Amanda Barnes
I have to be. I'm kind of a mess at home.
Ryan Higa
I am not as organized at home.
Amanda Barnes
I see that.
Ryan Higa
Feel like my schedule's all over the.
Amanda Barnes
Place, and so I'm hoping you can help me apply some of the skills that I have at work to my home life to be a little less chaotic at work. Do you have a big calendar that you can see that you can write on and erase? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm making one in the hallway. It's like a corkboard. I live and die by my Google.
Ryan Higa
Calendar in both places. But the things like meal prep or.
Amanda Barnes
Whatever, it's like, oh, my God, the spinach is gonna go bad. And that's. And then I end up meal prepping.
Ryan Higa
At, like, 11:00pm yeah. Do you think you're just. In life, you prioritize work over your personal life?
Amanda Barnes
It's like. She's like, we're not touching that.
Ryan Higa
All right, thanks for having me. We're not touching.
Amanda Barnes
She's like, and I will get in my car and drive away. Yes, Shane, I do.
Ryan Higa
I do think that I relate.
Amanda Barnes
If you asked almost anybody else that.
Ryan Higa
Knows me in my personal life, they'd.
Amanda Barnes
Probably agree with you. That's. Why Is that you a. You probably have less time at home.
Ryan Higa
That's true.
Amanda Barnes
Because you're here a lot more. You have more time to organize. And here is structured at home. It's not structured right. So you don't have the actual, like, oh, this is my lunchtime. This is my dinner time. This is when I'm gonna organize. What if on Sunday, you structured a couple hours and you kind of went over your week with yourself and kind of chose a couple days that you were gonna meal prep, or I don't know what the mess is in your place or, like, if it's clothes or physical mess as well, or is it just mess?
Ryan Higa
It's just.
Amanda Barnes
It's just every. It's just mess all over the place. What if you took. What if you took two. What if you took, like, an hour or two before the week started so that you could actually be like, oh, my home is just as important as my office.
Ryan Higa
Do you have, like, a. Do you have, like, a space, like a desk or something, like an office space in your home?
Amanda Barnes
Yes. Is it filled with stuff?
Ryan Higa
Sometimes.
Amanda Barnes
Do you put stuff on it? Sometimes. Every about once a month, I go through, and I, like, clean everything up and blank because it gets too messy and I can't think, you know? I guess for me, it's like, if I don't.
Ryan Higa
If I'm not organized here, I'll get fired.
Amanda Barnes
But no one's gonna fire me at home. Home, yes, they will.
Ryan Higa
That's harder.
Amanda Barnes
Yourself will fire you. All right, I think. I think. I think she needs, like, author, like, authority at her home. I think you need your own authority for yourself.
Ryan Higa
Set, like, boundaries for yourself.
Amanda Barnes
With myself.
Ryan Higa
Set my own boundaries.
Amanda Barnes
Okay.
Ryan Higa
All right.
Amanda Barnes
Put myself on a discipline disciplinary plan.
Ryan Higa
You could just probably set a reminder thing, like, okay, maybe if it's just on Sunday, it's like, all right, at, you know, whatever time on Sunday for this hour, I'm gonna, like. I sit down and I get everything organized for the week. I figure out what my time looks like every day, figure out how much time I'm gonna have outside of work on those days, what do I need to get done. And then you kind of like, structure that out.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
And then, you know what's kind of refreshing about that is once you figure out all the stuff you need to get done, then you get to see really, what your free time is.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
And then you get free time.
Amanda Barnes
Amanda, I think you're like me, where.
Ryan Higa
You don't end up with free time because you're disorganized. Because I'm. I'm horrendously disorganized here and at home.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
And what happens is then I'm always thinking about what I need to get done, and then I never relax.
Amanda Barnes
I get paralysis.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. And I have two nights, so bad hobbies.
Amanda Barnes
So if there's ever a free second, I'm like, now's my chance to go do this thing, that thing. That's perfect. You need to Google Calendar, schedule free time. Time.
Ryan Higa
I think that's the solution.
Amanda Barnes
You need to put in your Google Calendar from 7 to 9 is free time. Yeah, I think you're exactly right.
Ryan Higa
If you're. If you're like me, too, with analysis paralysis, you need to do the whole, like, eat the frog thing, which is just like, whatever's, like, your biggest thing you got to get done that day. Try to get frog warning. Like, first thing, like, you wake up, you're like, I'm taking care of this thing.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
Like, for me, it's like, oh, I have, like, a tax thing I got to take care of. I gotta write this thing. Like, I wake up and I'm like, you just get it done. Because then once you're done with that, you have that refreshing thing, you feel accomplished, and it kind of motivates you for the rest of the day.
Amanda Barnes
I agree. But schedule it. Put. If you live in Daiba or Google Calendar, schedule it just. Right. Eat frog. Yes, eat the frog. And don't put anything on your desk. Okay. That's good advice. When I put things on my desk, I go, well, I can't do the thing I needed to do because look at this mail.
Ryan Higa
Protect that space. Make that space for a thing, and only do that thing there.
Amanda Barnes
Okay.
Ryan Higa
Because when you start to mix it up, then your brain kind of.
Amanda Barnes
Yes. You won't regret the work days that you miss. You'll regret the days that you didn't do the thing you wanted to do. I quit. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. That's great. Thank you both very much. We appreciate it. You got, like, 25 minutes left on your clock. Thank you. Thanks, Amanda.
Ryan Higa
Look.
Amanda Barnes
Already on it. She's already on it. That's legit, though.
Ryan Higa
Oh, dude, I'm so disorganized.
Amanda Barnes
That's. See, I wouldn't think that about you.
Ryan Higa
Mentally, I'm so. I'm super forgetful and super disorganized. Whoa. Who causes all my problems in my life?
Amanda Barnes
You're ruining my perception of you.
Ryan Higa
Anyways, next client. Vita.
Amanda Barnes
Vita.
Ryan Higa
Hello, Vita.
Amanda Barnes
Thank you for having me. Hi, Vida. Excellent T shirt.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, thank you.
Amanda Barnes
Purple Rain forever.
Ryan Higa
Thank you.
Amanda Barnes
What's going on?
Ryan Higa
Well, I need your advice. Okay, so I edit a lot of the Reddits. Yeah. Yes. And a common thing is shitty guys who don't realize that they're being shitty.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. And I'm on a bit of a gender journey.
Ryan Higa
I'm presenting masculine.
Amanda Barnes
I'm taking. Taking testosterone. And so I'm wondering, what's the secret.
Ryan Higa
To not be a shitty guy?
Amanda Barnes
Oh, Vita, you're not a shitty guy. Yeah, I think it's, like, there for a while.
Ryan Higa
I think a lot of it's societal. I don't think it's like, oh, this is in the testosterone in the body. Like a demon that's yes. Well, probably. Maybe some. I mean, yeah, I think it's very societal. I think we benefit. I think a lot of it comes from men who are only around men and they only listen to men and, you know, they're only watching podcasts or things with men telling them how to be a man, treat women, and treat other people. So I should stop doing that?
Amanda Barnes
No. Are you watching? Are you listening to a lot of that?
Ryan Higa
I don't know. Gotta stop listening to Joe Rogan. Dang it. But I feel like. I don't know, I thought. I think about this a lot because, you know, that stuff does come up on my feed sometimes, and I'm just like, man, so many men are just surrounded by this. And especially nowadays, there's so many grifters pushing that movement. I just don't think that's ever gonna happen to you because of who you're surrounded by.
Amanda Barnes
Also because of who you innately are. I understand that you're taking testosterone and it feels like that's going. Cause I do think that that changes things, obviously. But I think. I feel like it's just like a moment where you check in with yourself and remind yourself, like, ah. I feel like we all have responses, instincts that we react to, that we respond to. Like someone driving by being like, nice boobs. Like, it happens. Yeah, okay.
Ryan Higa
I know, and I hate it.
Amanda Barnes
It fucking happens. But maybe take that extra moment to go, those are nice boobs. But I'm not gonna yell at the window and say that.
Ryan Higa
I'll say it quietly to myself. It turns out the person here with toxic masculinity is a man.
Amanda Barnes
What can I say? I'm from Boston. Listen, people are beautiful, but you don't like. Yelling at them on the street is terrible. That's when I think about very toxic men. I think about that. So I just think as human beings, we have these instincts. I don't know. It's like coming from a deeper place. I think just check in with yourself.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
And also hang out with. Hang out with good people.
Ryan Higa
Okay. I think by the sheer nature of asking the question, you are already not.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, great.
Ryan Higa
I think so many men are taught, like, you can never be unsure. You can never be. You can never ask for help. You have to be certain all the time. So they get led so astray and they refuse to doubt, ask the question or be like, oh, should I, you know, look internally? Exactly. No. No self reflection. No self reflection allowed.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
In so many of those spaces. It's. Yeah, it's sad. But I would Be shocked if you ever became anything like that. I think for a lot of these dudes, it is, it takes, it's like decades of creating, like, how are you.
Amanda Barnes
Feeling right now as you're going through this transition? Oh, I feel great. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good. It's just, it's, I think, really being.
Ryan Higa
In the slog with Reddit stories.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ryan Higa
I don't think this is Reddit stories. This isn't testosterone. This is the Reddit falling through your veins.
Amanda Barnes
I think the more you edit a lot of Reddit stories and I can feel how that's like, whoa. Remember, that's just a separate thing. Yeah, you're not, that's not you.
Ryan Higa
Reddit is. We're reading the most insane stories. This is not normal. How do you walk out of a full day of Reddit normal? I think I'm very, I think very good at compartmentalizing. And also, also, like, it's, you know, I'm like, this is a real thing that happens to real people, even if the story is fake. I'm like, I know these things happen to people, but I'm like, this is also, you know, I'm reading a story and I, a part of me does try to treat it as like a hypothetical because then it's, then it's not as intense on you.
Amanda Barnes
You also verbally process it where I feel like if you internalize that, it just gets deeper and deeper. Whereas like Shane, when he's reading these stories, he's verbally processing it with people on the couch. And also Shane is very self reflective. He's always asking himself the question, which I feel like is separates. Because when you don't ask yourself the question, you're kind of like, yeah, that's true. That's me. I'm that person.
Ryan Higa
I should speak out loud when I'm editing. Yeah, well, I mean, think about. But I also take the moment after all these Reddit stories and I go, man, I'm so grateful for who I have in my life because some people really are in shitty situations. But what's also great is these people are presenting their stories and getting out of those situations. So I think there's often optimism in.
Amanda Barnes
A lot of stories. I feel optimistic. I'm so glad. Vita, thank you. Thank you for coming on.
Ryan Higa
Of course.
Amanda Barnes
Thank you. Anytime. Doing well with our clients.
Ryan Higa
That was, that was, that felt like the best one out of all of them.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, it felt like we actually were.
Ryan Higa
Like, I felt like that one felt good.
Amanda Barnes
Well, the Pete one, I feel like we gave Excellent advice.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, yeah, that one was solid.
Amanda Barnes
I'm still stunned that there's grape yogurt.
Ryan Higa
I know. Out of everything that happened, that's what I don't believe.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
All right, our next client, Marcus. Marcus is here.
Amanda Barnes
Round two.
Ryan Higa
Round two of Marcus returning client. Yes. How's snoring? Oh, thank you. Lisa says G. You're familiar the collab I just rented?
Amanda Barnes
Lisa says G. Collab with maidwell.
Ryan Higa
This is great. I love this shirt.
Amanda Barnes
Collab with madewell. Lisa says gah. Has, like, all the.
Ryan Higa
You understand? Courtney loves.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ryan Higa
How's the snoring going? Cuz that was what you were here.
Amanda Barnes
And the fart.
Ryan Higa
And the single fart. Yeah. Really quick. Shane, you destroyed the FBI fitness competition, so I don't know why you got. No, but my cardio is actually bad.
Amanda Barnes
That was really sweet, but you were great.
Ryan Higa
Thank you.
Amanda Barnes
Thank you. You are very physically fit. Thank you.
Ryan Higa
And just because you're not the fastest runner in the world, I don't know.
Amanda Barnes
Doesn't mean anything.
Ryan Higa
Doesn't mean anything.
Amanda Barnes
Come on.
Ryan Higa
Doesn't mean anything. No. I watched it back and I was like, my gait is crazy. Like, what am I doing? But yes, thank you both for asking and thank you both for the advice. I'm happy to report that the snoring has stopped.
Amanda Barnes
Wow.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I figured out it was due to seasonal allergies. Yes. So we got a little, like, filtered air fan for the window for the bedroom.
Amanda Barnes
Nice.
Ryan Higa
Cleared the whole thing up. Dude. They've been. They've been gnarly, happy.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, yeah.
Ryan Higa
Allergies.
Amanda Barnes
I had an inhaler.
Ryan Higa
I feel like they're killing people.
Amanda Barnes
It's terrible.
Ryan Higa
It's been really bad, but yeah. All right, well, that's great. In our bedroom now.
Amanda Barnes
And it feels so glad. No more sn your farts.
Ryan Higa
I was ready to get a pregnancy pillow. I almost went and got one.
Amanda Barnes
You should. Yeah. Did really good for you.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. So what?
Amanda Barnes
A pregnancy pillow. It looks like a snake, and you basically, like, wrap your whole body around it and put the pillow in between your knees so it helps your lower back.
Ryan Higa
That was the advice last time from.
Amanda Barnes
Do you want a pregnancy pillow?
Ryan Higa
Sure.
Amanda Barnes
God, that's awesome. It's all ghetto. All right. He just has this huge pregnancy pillow. Talking to him, he's like, okay, so.
Ryan Higa
What brings you back here? So I do have another problem that I was hoping to get your help with.
Amanda Barnes
Okay.
Ryan Higa
This is a true story, true fact here about myself. My toe hair keeps scaring me. I Can explain. I can explain myself. So this happened to me one morning recently. I was hanging out, enjoying my morning.
Amanda Barnes
I get it.
Ryan Higa
And I put my feet up on the couch to recline and relax, and I saw a spider on my toe. So I. I panicked. And I was like, oh, my God. And I jumped up and I was smacking my toe, and I was flailing around.
Amanda Barnes
Cause that was like.
Ryan Higa
That's, like my worst fear. And I was like, okay, where is a spider? I'm gonna smash the spider. And then I realized the spider was just my toe hair.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, my God.
Ryan Higa
It's gotten a little scraggly, a little long.
Amanda Barnes
Are you Italian?
Ryan Higa
I am Italian.
Amanda Barnes
Got it.
Ryan Higa
I am. Yes. I'm a quarter Italian. Quarter Italian. So I'm not understood.
Amanda Barnes
I'm Portuguese. I get it.
Ryan Higa
See, I'm a hair.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
Not ashamed of that.
Amanda Barnes
But your hair's getting wild.
Ryan Higa
It's getting crazy on your toe.
Amanda Barnes
You thought it was a spider?
Ryan Higa
Specifically my toes.
Amanda Barnes
Okay, well, that's.
Ryan Higa
Other toes.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, yeah. Other toes are fine. They barely grow hair. The big toe. Whoa.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Damn, that's legit. Because I have been scared by something that I thought was a spider, but it was never my toe hair. It was always just like.
Ryan Higa
I don't know, something other thing. This makes me think about several times growing up in Arizona. It happened on two occasions where I looked down and there was a scorpion on my foot. That happened twice.
Amanda Barnes
Okay, well, that's F'd up.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. One time I was in the shower and I looked down, there was a little baby scorpion on my toe in the shower, and I, like, flicked it off. And then the other time was, my mom and I were driving from Arizona to la. Like to move out here, and we were in la. We've driven six hours, and I'm taking some soda up to my apartment, and I'm wearing flip flops. And I get up to my apartment, and as soon as I'm up there, I look down and there is a full scorpion on my foot. And I flicked that off and I was like, oh, it rode along with us.
Amanda Barnes
Are you in the mummy?
Ryan Higa
Anyways, this is awful.
Amanda Barnes
Anyways, have you thought about. Yeah, go ahead.
Ryan Higa
You could shave your.
Amanda Barnes
I was gonna say shave it.
Ryan Higa
You could do that.
Amanda Barnes
You could do a little wax, which. Ouch.
Ryan Higa
Ow. That would hurt. You could also get a real spider and just set it on your toe and look at what it would actually look like.
Amanda Barnes
Absolutely.
Ryan Higa
And then kind of use that as a frame of reference of like, maybe it wouldn't be the same Scared of spiders.
Amanda Barnes
Right. And he's gonna have nightmares.
Ryan Higa
But psychologically, like, I could just be like, okay, not a spider. I. I know the difference now.
Amanda Barnes
True.
Ryan Higa
Exactly.
Amanda Barnes
Or just shave.
Ryan Higa
You know, could just shave it off.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, you could just shave it off.
Ryan Higa
Okay.
Amanda Barnes
Have you ever shaved your toe hair?
Ryan Higa
I've trimmed it before. Okay. But it comes back just to scrag. Well, honey, it sure will keep coming back.
Amanda Barnes
It's like, if you wax it, it might not come back. Is scraggly. Okay.
Ryan Higa
Wax. I haven't waxed yet. Wax. I might have those. Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Okay. Yeah, get a little home one.
Ryan Higa
Yikes. Well, do a home home toe.
Amanda Barnes
Italian wax. Just on your front toe. You put the wax on. You put the little thing on. You wait two seconds, then you.
Ryan Higa
Okay, all right. That sounds good to me. Okay, I'm gonna do it. That's.
Amanda Barnes
That's what I would do. Because you can't be scaring yourself when you're relaxing.
Ryan Higa
No, no, no. Or just wear socks all the time.
Amanda Barnes
That's a bummer. That is a bummer.
Ryan Higa
Socks, Maybe like, little toe socks.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, little socks for your toes. Yeah. Okay, great.
Ryan Higa
Well, I'm gonna go home and wax, and I'm gonna report back. Okay.
Amanda Barnes
We're sending people to their death right now.
Ryan Higa
Thank you both. Thank you. Man at the end. Marcus, good luck. Thank you. That is so funny. I can't relate.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, I know.
Ryan Higa
Cause I've got my blond hairs all over my body.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. I have dark Portuguese hair. I pull it up, it's like, oh, my God. I pulled up. You're just like, whoa. Put your sleeve down. You need to put that sleeve down.
Ryan Higa
Oh, man. Our next client, Matt Duran Duran. Back again.
Amanda Barnes
Last one. This is our last client. He's back again.
Ryan Higa
Yes.
Amanda Barnes
I remember when he sat on your lap.
Ryan Higa
Yes.
Amanda Barnes
Huge moment for me.
Ryan Higa
I know.
Amanda Barnes
That was. That was a real moment.
Ryan Higa
Huge moment for us. I. I think so.
Amanda Barnes
Huge moment for. I've known everybody, and it's like, you know, about time.
Ryan Higa
I know. I know. Anyway, update, update, update. What?
Amanda Barnes
I don't know. I don't know if there can be an update with your last thing, but. Okay.
Ryan Higa
Okay.
Amanda Barnes
Dad's still dead. Yeah.
Ryan Higa
Okay. Yeah. You know, I don't know what I was expecting.
Amanda Barnes
I knew he was gonna say that.
Ryan Higa
There is a part of me that's like, hey, who knows in this world, Dad's still dead? Okay, but update, update, update. He is missing.
Amanda Barnes
No.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. So after the episode, you know, it.
Amanda Barnes
Was really missing him.
Ryan Higa
And I went to go check up on the.
Amanda Barnes
The cemetery website. The database and you could search your loved ones and it gives you all the information. I have the picture. I'm not lying. Stop. But in the station section, it said replot removed.
Ryan Higa
What?
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, so I was wondering if maybe.
Ryan Higa
You guys had something to do with it.
Amanda Barnes
I don't even know your dad's first name. No, no, no, no, no. I don't know who your dad is.
Ryan Higa
You know my last name.
Amanda Barnes
I don't know what plot you guys are in. He's in. Wait.
Ryan Higa
Sorry. Hold on.
Amanda Barnes
Wait a second.
Ryan Higa
Plot missing. Let removed. Plot removed.
Amanda Barnes
Why?
Ryan Higa
They conj. They can just do that. I don't know much about. You're acting kind of shocked. I am shocked. I don't know much about cemeteries or.
Amanda Barnes
I'm shocked because you said update and this really is an update.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
Okay. Continue.
Ryan Higa
Still dead. So have you probably. Did you call. Did you call them or something?
Amanda Barnes
No, I didn't call.
Ryan Higa
I don't like calling people. I relate. I relate. But I would be calling them, be like, hey, it says his plot was removed. What the fuck?
Amanda Barnes
You haven't checked in? No, just the website.
Ryan Higa
So I can't really check in with.
Amanda Barnes
You know, him, you know. Cause he's dead. Yeah, no, I get that. Wait, so where did the plot get moved to?
Ryan Higa
I don't know. They just said removed. Removed.
Amanda Barnes
Durant, you have to check in. This feels like a check ins thing. I thought it was you guys.
Ryan Higa
Guys. Cuz last time you said on the next full moon you were going to bring him back.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, no. Did I say that you. You did say that. Play it back. Yeah, maybe at the full moon we can call him in. I need to stop pulling that witchy.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome. No, just dad.
Amanda Barnes
That would be daddy.
Ryan Higa
The darkest, darkest joke we've ever met.
Amanda Barnes
That would be so.
Ryan Higa
This is insane. This is like. Actually, this is a problem. This is a real. This is a actual real problem that you've come to us with. I mean, I was feeling hopeful, but now I'm.
Amanda Barnes
Wait, wait. Hopeful because. Because I thought it was you guys. Oh, okay. So it wasn't us.
Ryan Higa
Oh, no. It was not us. I think the cemetery is a piece of shit. And they removed the plot and didn't contact anyone.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. I think you should get there as soon as possible.
Ryan Higa
What they did. I didn't know they did this. I guess maybe. I figure I sometimes look at cemeteries. I do have this thought where I drive past cemeteries and I go, damn. Like, you'd think, like, they. They'd be full. And like, dude, like, how do they. Like, so many people die. Like, more people die every year. I'm like, how do they. Where do they put. They're just making room.
Amanda Barnes
I had this thought, too. I'm like, where are they going to put all. Everybody?
Ryan Higa
But then I'm like, okay, if they remember, if they remove them, I'm like, maybe they remove ones that are, like, 200 years old or something.
Amanda Barnes
Is your dad.
Ryan Higa
He's not 200 years old.
Amanda Barnes
Okay, well, then it's not cool.
Ryan Higa
I would assume not. That feels way not cool.
Amanda Barnes
Did he do, like. Did he not pay rent? I don't know. I don't know.
Ryan Higa
He didn't pay his ghost tax.
Amanda Barnes
So what? So where is he? We don't know.
Ryan Higa
I was hoping you guys could figure that out for me. Maybe.
Amanda Barnes
I feel you're the advice podcast. I know this is a way out of our grass.
Ryan Higa
Maybe someone in the comments will know.
Amanda Barnes
Bring them back. Well, I apologize for.
Ryan Higa
We're not warlocks.
Amanda Barnes
You could have said that. Well, hear me out.
Ryan Higa
That's our bad.
Amanda Barnes
I think. I think. I think. I know you don't like calling, but I think you should call. Huh? Pick up the phone. It's hard. I'd rather text. I know, me too. But I don't. I don't think funeral homes have a text thing. Cemeteries. I think you should figure out where he is, because it wasn't us. And I said I would bring him back in your memories.
Ryan Higa
Well, maybe we could do that now. Maybe the plot was removed on the website. Maybe it was a website error. Or maybe, you know, website error.
Amanda Barnes
No.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
I think you have to call. And I'm gonna do my best. Best to bring him to a place that will be peaceful.
Ryan Higa
Well, okay. What?
Amanda Barnes
I don't know. I'm grasping at straws right now. I'm freaking out. I don't know.
Ryan Higa
This is the. I was not expecting this at all. Same. Okay, you know what do you want. Do you want us to call? We could call them and say, hey, it says this plot was removed. What?
Amanda Barnes
I'll give you the number to the cemetery.
Ryan Higa
Right. We'll do.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. You'll call and I'll stand behind you. What are you afraid of? No, it's fine. It's fine.
Ryan Higa
We'll call. We'll call them.
Amanda Barnes
Okay.
Ryan Higa
Thanks, dad. You got it, son.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. Yeah. All right. Thanks, Duran. I'm sorry I messed everything up for you. So you just promised. I promised I'd bring him back. And now you promised you'd call and find him.
Ryan Higa
I said I'd Call him.
Amanda Barnes
Make that.
Ryan Higa
I'm not. At least call the. The. The funeral home or whatever and be like, hey, it says this plot was removed. What's the deal? That's all.
Amanda Barnes
All right.
Ryan Higa
And they'd be like, yeah, it was. And I'll be like, where is it? Give it to me. And they'd be like, no. And I'd be like, I have a specific set of skills. I will find you.
Amanda Barnes
Which are.
Ryan Higa
Well, I'm Liam Neeson.
Amanda Barnes
Oh, okay. Taken five.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. Taken five.
Amanda Barnes
He was taken.
Ryan Higa
Where's my dad?
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
That's insane. No, that actually, like, pisses me off that they just did that.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah.
Ryan Higa
Also without.
Amanda Barnes
Without any notice.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. I feel like you have to let the family go.
Amanda Barnes
That's insane. And plotted where?
Ryan Higa
That's. I have so many questions.
Amanda Barnes
I'm gonna be up all night.
Ryan Higa
So many questions.
Amanda Barnes
I can't believe I promised I'd bring him back. I need to stop.
Ryan Higa
I promise to call a funeral home. You promised to bring someone's father back to his bed.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah. I need to stop doing stuff like that.
Ryan Higa
Yeah.
Amanda Barnes
I get too invested, and I think I have these other powers.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, well, I'm just imagining you. Like, I'm imagining you at a funeral and you're consoling a friend who's, like, lost a loved one. You're like, I'm gonna bring it back. I'm gonna bring them back. I'm gonna bring it back.
Amanda Barnes
And they go, you don't need to do that.
Ryan Higa
You're not helping me. It's like when I go to a.
Amanda Barnes
Party and meet a friend. I'm like, you should come over for dinner anytime.
Ryan Higa
I'm like, it's a completely different thing.
Amanda Barnes
Well, it's kind of in the same boat.
Ryan Higa
At least one of them is possible. The other one breaks the rules of the universe.
Amanda Barnes
I need to stop doing this.
Ryan Higa
Okay.
Amanda Barnes
Wow, guys. That was us solving, you know, Cassie, some problems. And we realized these people are incredible. And we did our best, and I think we did a pretty good job.
Ryan Higa
I think so, too. I think. I think we handled that as best as we could. Some of these problems are a little too advanced for us.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, a little too advanced, but we did the best.
Ryan Higa
And Ian, he didn't, you know, came here and dissed me. I don't think he was asking for help at all.
Amanda Barnes
Yeah, I'm so sorry about that. I feel like we started off in such a wild place.
Ryan Higa
Yeah. But it's all right.
Amanda Barnes
It's all right. I hope you guys race.
Ryan Higa
Anyways, in the comments, down below. You can give your advice to all of our friends and let us know.
Amanda Barnes
If you want us to do this again.
Ryan Higa
Yeah, we're always happy to.
Amanda Barnes
We're always happy to have clients.
Ryan Higa
All right.
Amanda Barnes
All right.
Ryan Higa
Goodbye.
Amanda Barnes
Goodbye.
Ryan Higa
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Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Episode #60 - "Solving Smosh's Problems Again"
Release Date: September 2, 2024
In the 60th episode of Smosh Mouth, hosts Shayne Topp and Amanda Lehan-Canto reunite to tackle a series of unique and often humorous problems presented by their friends and colleagues. This long-form summary captures the essence of their discussions, the insights shared, and the creative solutions proposed to help their clients navigate various challenges.
Problem:
Ian confides feeling lingering animosity after losing a race against Ryan Higa, which has led to him feeling older and experiencing more frequent injuries.
Discussion & Advice:
Shayne suggests a rematch to settle the scores and rebuild their friendship.
Notable Quote:
• Ryan Higa [04:34]: "I kind of destroyed him. And I feel like ever since he's there, there's been this, like, lingering animosity towards me."
• Amanda Barnes [07:03]: "I would message them and go, hey, rematch."
Problem:
Erica seeks advice on her dog Winnie, who is being bullied by a roommate’s three-legged cat, causing embarrassment and tension.
Discussion & Advice:
Shayne and Amanda brainstorm strategies such as creating a VIP section for the cat, providing special attention to both pets, and considering therapy to alleviate the household tension.
Notable Quote:
• Erica [12:08]: "They have a brother sister relationship and I'm an only child. So I figured you guys might be able to give her Some advice on."
• Amanda Barnes [13:41]: "Maybe rope off half your house and do a VIP section for the cat."
Problem:
Noah struggles with preparing and consuming three balanced meals daily, finding grocery shopping and meal planning overwhelming.
Discussion & Advice:
The hosts recommend meal prepping with appliances like air fryers and rice cookers, utilizing meal kit delivery services like HelloFresh, and organizing a weekly cooking schedule to simplify the process.
Notable Quote:
• Noah [17:46]: "I don't know how to cook and eat three meals a day, and I don't know if anyone can do that task."
• Amanda Barnes [22:38]: "So you're talking about cooking something nice."
Problem:
Ollie is finding it hard to cope with his favorite K-pop group, BTS, as members undergo mandatory military service, making them temporarily unavailable.
Discussion & Advice:
Shayne and Amanda suggest exploring other K-pop groups to diversify interests, attending live events to stay connected with the music scene, and engaging in community activities to fill the void left by BTS’s hiatus.
Notable Quote:
• Ollie [24:18]: "I just like my lunch, but I'm a veteran."
• Amanda Barnes [27:41]: "What can I say? I'm from Boston. Listen, people are beautiful, but you don't like."
Problem:
Monica is two months away from her wedding and feels increasingly overwhelmed by the myriad of details and expectations, detracting from her excitement.
Discussion & Advice:
The duo advises delegating tasks, setting up a FAQ section to minimize repetitive questions, focusing on meaningful moments over perfection, and maintaining flexibility to handle last-minute issues gracefully.
Notable Quote:
• Monica [30:51]: "I have a problem. I am very organized at work. I have to be. I'm kind of a mess at home."
• Amanda Barnes [31:53]: "It's okay to feel overwhelmed right now."
Problem:
Andre recounts an incident where a local Harley Davidson biker club retaliated against him by splattering his novelty yogurt, aiming to curb his bullying behavior towards a coworker, Josh Fleury.
Discussion & Advice:
Initially, aggressive solutions are humorously proposed, but Amanda emphasizes the importance of teaching Josh to defend himself verbally rather than through violence, promoting healthier conflict resolution methods.
Notable Quote:
• Andre [43:04]: "I got my ass handed to me by the local Harley Davidson bikers club."
• Amanda Barnes [45:17]: "Have you been bullying Josh, like, in the hopes that it'll improve."
Problem:
Vita seeks guidance on avoiding toxic behaviorism as she undergoes a gender transition, specifically while taking testosterone.
Discussion & Advice:
Shayne and Amanda encourage self-reflection, surrounding herself with positive influences, and resisting societal pressures that promote harmful masculinity norms. They also affirm Vita’s good intentions, reinforcing that seeking advice is a positive step.
Notable Quote:
• Vita [55:04]: "I'm on a bit of a gender journey. I'm presenting masculine."
• Amanda Barnes [57:11]: "I do think, like, that's just a moment where you check in with yourself."
Problem:
Marcus is troubled by persistent snoring caused by allergies and mistaking his toe hair for spiders, leading to anxiety and discomfort.
Discussion & Advice:
Solutions include addressing allergy issues with air filters and medical advice, trimming or shaving toe hair to prevent scare reactions, and implementing bedtime routines to reduce snoring.
Notable Quote:
• Marcus [60:57]: "My toe hair keeps scaring me."
• Ryan Higa [63:25]: "I think you should shave it."
Problem:
Peter discovers that his father's burial plot has been inexplicably removed from the cemetery records, causing confusion and distress.
Discussion & Advice:
Shayne and Amanda suggest contacting the cemetery directly to resolve the issue, emphasize the importance of verifying records, and discourage taking matters into their own hands through unexpected means like involving biker gangs.
Notable Quote:
• Peter [67:00]: "Where is he? We don't know."
• Ryan Higa [71:04]: "We could call them and say, hey, it says this plot was removed. What?"
Throughout the episode, Shayne and Amanda demonstrate their knack for blending humor with genuine concern, offering practical advice while maintaining a light-hearted atmosphere. From athletic rivalries to personal grooming anxieties, they navigate each problem with empathy and creativity, reinforcing the show's commitment to addressing everyday dilemmas in an entertaining manner.
Notable Quote:
• Amanda Barnes [74:30]: "It's just about you guys."
• Ryan Higa [75:15]: "Goodbye."
This episode showcases the diverse range of issues faced by the Smosh community and highlights the hosts' ability to provide thoughtful, relatable solutions. Whether it's tackling personal insecurities or managing complex social dynamics, Smosh Mouth Episode #60 delivers both laughs and meaningful insights for its listeners.