Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth – Episode #65: "Never Have I Ever..."
Episode Information:
- Title: Smosh Mouth
- Host/Authors: Shayne Topp (Shayne), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda), and Tommy
- Episode: #65 - Never Have I Ever...
- Release Date: October 7, 2024
- Description: Join Shayne, Amanda, and a rotating Smosh friend as they discuss their thoughts, internet finds, and quirky ideas.
1. Revival of the Podcast
After a period of experimentation and limited appearances, Shayne and Amanda return to the "Smosh Mouth" podcast format with the special guest, Tommy. The hosts express excitement about getting back into the podcasting groove.
- Shayne: “It’s crazy to be doing this podcast normally again. I feel like you haven't been here.” [00:51]
- Amanda: “We’ve been doing a lot of experimenting.” [00:51]
- Tommy: “I sit and look at the table and go, I wish they were back together one day.” [01:04]
2. Introduction to "Never Have I Ever"
The episode centers around playing the classic party game "Never Have I Ever," a suggestion from Selena. The hosts reminisce about past attempts to incorporate similar games into their content, highlighting the conversational nature of podcasts versus the game’s interactive style.
- Shayne: “What we’re doing on this podcast today is we’re playing Never Have I Ever.” [03:05]
- Amanda: “Ever, which is really fun.” [03:07]
- Shayne: “I guess we never. We haven't really done this on Smosh.” [04:17]
3. Setting the Rules
The trio establishes the rules for their game, deciding on a finger-drop mechanic to indicate experiences they have had.
- Shayne: “Five fingers we hold up, and then whoever is remaining, whoever has a finger up last gets a point.” [06:10]
- Amanda: “Get a finger down if we have done it.” [07:04]
4. Gameplay and Personal Revelations
a. Online Presence and Fame
The conversation kicks off with questions about Googling oneself and the complexities of internet fame.
- Shayne: “Never have I ever googled myself.” [07:10]
- Amanda: “I gotta know what's going on in my relationship because the Internet clearly knows how my marriage is going.” [07:14]
- Shayne: “I'm never gonna be the most famous person born on my birthday, cuz Amy Winehouse was born on September 14th.” [07:25]
b. Imaginary Friends and Childhood Memories
Amanda shares a poignant story about her imaginary friend, Bob the Bear, revealing deep personal insights.
- Amanda: “He was a big, tall, very thin, very long, long bear.” [10:16]
- Shayne: “Bob the Bear. Who's skinny and tall.” [11:08]
- Amanda: “He was very sweet, very funny, and would always be like, chill out.” [11:15]
c. Marital Life and Wedding Rings
Tommy and Amanda discuss their married lives, humorously addressing issues related to wedding rings and commitments.
- Tommy: “Never have I ever been married.” [13:08]
- Shayne: “Sometimes you'll see people outside waiting for the shop to open for all sorts of things.” [01:54]
- Amanda: “I'm married. We're both married.” [13:42]
d. Culinary Mishaps: Spilling Spaghetti
The topic shifts to amusing and relatable culinary accidents, particularly spilling spaghetti, sparking laughter and shared experiences.
- Shayne: “Never have I ever spilled spaghetti on myself.” [17:24]
- Amanda: “Spaghetti's my favorite food. Spaghetti, meatballs. So I would spill it on myself all the time.” [17:57]
- Tommy: “I'm a sloppy eater.” [20:55]
e. Gambling and Crypto Investments
The hosts delve into their experiences with gambling and investing in cryptocurrency, offering cautionary tales and personal anecdotes.
- Shayne: “Never have I ever won over $1,000 in Vegas.” [35:18]
- Amanda: “I have invested in crypto, and I did double what I put in there.” [44:08]
- Tommy: “I’ve never been to Vegas.” [35:23]
f. Dating Experiences and Online Dating
A discussion on the pitfalls and pressures of online dating ensues, with insights into how dating apps have transformed modern relationships.
- Shayne: “Never have I ever slid into someone's DMs.” [21:35]
- Tommy: “I’m not getting gambling.” [37:03]
- Amanda: “Most of the world, you can pay.” [45:20]
g. Pet Ownership and Animal Encounters
The conversation lightens as they share stories about pets, including Tommy’s unique experiences with prairie dogs and Shayne’s encounters with alligators on golf courses.
- Tommy: “I had hermit crabs, fish, prairie dogs.” [58:44]
- Shayne: “I put a finger down for that.” [55:17]
- Amanda: “I've never gotten the ick from anyone at this table.” [55:27]
h. Personal Trauma and Resilience
Amanda recounts a harrowing experience of being hit by a bus, illustrating her resilience and the emotional aftermath of the incident.
- Amanda: “We got hit by a fucking bus.” [50:52]
- Tommy: “You got hit by a bus. I did.” [53:03]
- Amanda: “I was inside of a car... we were on our way to a dinner.” [51:08]
5. Concluding the Game and Episode
As the game progresses, Amanda emerges as the clear winner, having shared the most experiential stories, including her traumatic bus incident. The hosts reflect on the depth and humor of their shared experiences, ending the episode on a heartfelt and comedic note.
- Shayne: “We know that Amanda lost.” [62:00]
- Amanda: “I lost. I'm fully out. Like, I lost.” [62:01]
- Shayne: “If this gets 14 likes, Amanda has to watch Palm Springs.” [62:46]
6. Notable Quotes
Throughout the episode, several quotes stood out for their humor and emotional depth:
- Amanda on Bob the Bear: “He was a good guy, very sweet, very funny, and would always be like, chill out.” [11:15]
- Tommy on His Sloppy Eating Habits: “I’m a sloppy eater.” [20:55]
- Shayne on Online Dating: “I don't want to initiate anything unless I kind of know more.” [23:06]
- Amanda on Overcoming Trauma: “We got hit by a bus... and I had to be like, I'm fine, Mom.” [53:11]
7. Conclusion
Episode #65 of "Smosh Mouth" offers an engaging blend of humor, personal stories, and candid conversations as Shayne, Amanda, and Tommy navigate through the game of "Never Have I Ever." From childhood memories and marital anecdotes to serious experiences and comedic mishaps, the trio provides listeners with an authentic and entertaining glimpse into their lives. The episode skillfully balances light-hearted banter with deeper reflections, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.
Notable Timestamped Quotes:
- Shayne at [00:51]: “We’ve been doing a lot of experimenting.”
- Amanda at [10:16]: “He was a big, tall, very thin, very long, long bear.”
- Tommy at [20:55]: “I’m a sloppy eater.”
- Amanda at [53:11]: “We got hit by a fucking bus.”
- Shayne at [62:00]: “We know that Amanda lost.”
This episode exemplifies the dynamic chemistry among the hosts, providing both laughs and meaningful moments that resonate with a broad audience.