#76 - Our 2025 Predictions

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Episode #76 - "Our 2025 Predictions"

Podcast Information:

• Title: Smosh Mouth
• Host/Authors: Shayne Topp (Shayne), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda), Spencer
• Description: Join Shayne Topp (short), Amanda Lehan-Canto (tall), and a rotating Smosh friend as they discuss their thoughts, internet discoveries, and concoct various ideas.
• Episode: #76 - Our 2025 Predictions
• Release Date: January 13, 2025

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1. Introduction and Special Guest Appearance

The episode kicks off with Shayne and Amanda warmly welcoming listeners, introducing their special guest, Spencer, who humorously reveals his confession of never having had sex.

• Shayne (00:18): "Guys, can I make a confession? I've never, like. I've never. I've never had sex."
• Amanda (00:23): "Don't. We are not doing this."

This light-hearted start sets a comedic tone for the episode.

2. New Set Reveal

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to unveiling the Smosh Mouth's revamped set, showcasing various framed memorabilia and decorations that represent the show's history and personalities.

• Amanda (02:05): "We have a new set that we are going to unveil."
• Shayne (03:14): "We have a bunch of frames with different things we've discussed or events from this show that we will cycle through as the show goes on."

Highlights include:

• Frames featuring Harambe, Hank Green, FNAF-like crime boards, and more.
• A chalkboard for dynamic content.
• A marshmallow sign maintaining a classic touch.

3. Recap of 2024 Predictions

Shayne and Amanda briefly mention their previous year's predictions, noting which came true and sharing anecdotes related to those predictions.

• Shayne (05:07): "We made a bunch of predictions at the beginning of 2024, and a lot of them came true."
• Amanda (05:08): "So, so cool."

Notable Recaps:

• Shane shook Markiplier's hand and appeared on Good Morning America.
• Aliens and UFOs were proven real but didn't garner as much attention as expected.
• The reference to introducing a Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest didn’t materialize.

4. 2025 Predictions

The core segment where Shayne, Amanda, and Spencer share their predictions for the year 2025, covering a wide range of topics from pop culture to personal milestones.

a. Pop Culture and Media Predictions

• Santa Claus Canceled:

  • Shayne (07:18): "Santa gets canceled. That's my prediction for 2025."

• Timothee Chalamet Meme Year:

  • Shayne (07:22): "Timothee Chalamet break dances big Timothee Chalamet meme year."

• Celebrity Appearances:

  • Amanda (28:19): "We will get someone super famous for Bit City."
  • Shayne (37:56): "We can get Fred Durst on a darts video that feels like attainable."

• Fashion and Trends:

  • Amanda (29:03): "Damian will dye his hair white again."

• Television and Shows:

  • Amanda (29:37): "A show will come out on a network where celebrities dance with goats."

• Soda Industry:

  • Amanda (39:12): "A new soda with protein in it."

b. Personal and Community Milestones

• Smosh Mouth Subscriber Milestone:

  • Shayne (07:55): "Smoshmouth will gain over a million subs."

• Spencer’s Life Updates:

  • Spencer humorously mentions never having had sex and discusses his limited mobility mode.

• Tattoo Plans:

  • Shayne (10:32): "Anthony will shave his head. Did not happen."

• Fred Durst on Darts:

  • The trio discusses the humorous possibility of getting Fred Durst to appear on a darts video.

c. Fun and Whimsical Predictions

• Animals as Meme Icons:

  • Shayne (20:28): "What do we think is going to be the animal of 2025 that becomes the biggest meme?"

  • Predictions include cows, whales, elephants, hyraxes, giraffes, and sloths.

  • Amanda (23:23): "Mine are a baby giraffe."

  • Spencer (22:45): "I think a hyrax is gonna be."

• Worldwide Listening:

  • Shayne (51:08): "Someone will listen to Smoshmouth in Antarctica."

5. Interactive Segments and Games

The hosts engage in playful banter and interactive segments, including discussions about favorite cereals and video games.

• Cereal Debate:

  • Discussion about different cereals, with Shayne expressing disdain for Froot Loops and Amanda reminiscing about childhood favorites.
  • Shayne (55:43): "I thought Fruit Loops were kind of one of the weakest."

• Video Game Discussions:

  • Conversations about favorite games of 2024, including Fortnite, Resident Evil, and upcoming releases like GTA.

6. Advertisements and Sponsorships

Throughout the episode, the hosts feature sponsored segments promoting various brands. However, as per the user’s instruction, these sections are summarized briefly.

• Athletic Brewing Co.:

  • Amanda (16:10): "Give it a try and head to athleticbrewing.com smoshmouth to find it near you."

• Zocdoc:

  • Shayne (17:59): "Zocdoc streamlined it. It's such a simple app."

• Rocket Money:

  • Amanda (34:09): "Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions."

• Huel:

  • Shayne (35:32): "Huel Black Edition keeps me energized."

7. Closing Discussions and Final Remarks

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on their predictions and interact humorously about future possibilities.

• Shayne (60:07): "We will keep this on hand and we'll see if these predictions come true this year."

• Amanda (60:11): "I think the one that's gonna happen the most on mine is Chapel Rome will take a break from music."

• Spencer (see transcript for exchanges): Engages in light-hearted disagreements and comedic exchanges about the predictions.

• Notable Quote (Shayne, 31:43):

  • "Our predictions are a little different this year because I noticed a trend this past year. The predictions that came true were the ones where fans could kind of, like, make them happen for us."

8. Notable Moments and Highlights

• Spencer's Confession (00:18):

  • Introduction of Spencer's personal touch and humor.

• Set Transformation (02:05 - 03:14):

  • The elaborate reveal of the new set garners positive reactions from the hosts, emphasizing the show's evolving aesthetic.

• Animal Prediction Debate (20:28 - 26:35):

  • A lively debate about which animal will become the next big meme, showcasing the hosts' playful competitiveness and knowledge of animal trivia.

• Cereal Preferences (55:43 - 62:20):

  • A humorous and relatable discussion about favorite and least favorite cereals, resonating with many listeners.

9. Conclusion

The episode concludes with the hosts encouraging listeners to participate by sharing their own predictions and votes, fostering a sense of community engagement.

• Amanda (65:05): "Let us know your predictions down below. And if you have a vote for our predictions, what you think will actually happen."
• Shayne (65:11): "Yeah. Spencer: I think we're gonna get you that computer."

Key Takeaways:

• The episode blends humor with genuine predictions, creating an engaging and entertaining experience.
• The new set adds a fresh visual element to the podcast, reflecting the hosts' creativity.
• Interactive discussions on topics like animals and cereals enhance listener relatability.
• Sponsored segments are seamlessly integrated without disrupting the content flow.

This episode of Smosh Mouth offers a delightful mix of comedy, personal anecdotes, and speculative fun, making it a memorable installment for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Shane]

Hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

Hey, welcome to smosh Mouth. I'm Amanda. And we have a very special guest who loves his drinks.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Spencer.

[Spencer]

Sorry, I didn't realize it was drinks away.

[Amanda]

It's always drinks away. You just drinks away from rules. Like we said. Swing away.

[Spencer]

Guys, can I make a confession? I've never, like. I've never. I've never had sex.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Spencer]

I've never had sex.

[Shane]

No, don't.

[Amanda]

Don't. We are not doing this.

[Shane]

Just take it a swig. Be like. Guys, to be honest, Spencer, never before.

[Spencer]

2025, the year I.

[Amanda]

We are. We are not. I'm not engaging Spencer Bug.

[Shane]

I don't even remember what I was going to say. Oh. Oh.

[Spencer]

I've never seen olive signs. That's all I was going to say.

[Amanda]

You've never seen the movie All. All of signs. You've never seen.

[Shane]

Never seen all of your twist.

[Spencer]

Dude. You've never read all of the other reindeer.

[Amanda]

How could you stop anywhere in signs? It's thrilling.

[Spencer]

I didn't stop. I just watched part of it on tv.

[Shane]

It insists upon itself.

[Amanda]

That's crazy. It's so good.

[Spencer]

I can't even get through it. I get to the part where they're all sitting around the easy chairs and.

[Shane]

How could you even say that if you haven't even given it a chance? I was. I was saying a couple episodes ago about how much we rehearsed for that. How, like, I listened to it.

[Amanda]

What are you talking about?

[Shane]

It's a Family Guy clip. God, it's the Godfather clip.

[Amanda]

You've been talking about this?

[Shane]

Yeah, that's what I just said.

[Amanda]

When you're not here, that's all Shane talks about is you.

[Spencer]

That makes sense.

[Shane]

Yeah. Dude.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Sorry. Sorry.

[Amanda]

It makes me feel alone.

[Shane]

You and your toucan cardigan.

[Amanda]

Isn't this sick?

[Shane]

Two cardigan.

[Amanda]

You'd think that this would be for summer or, like, a tropical vacation. No, Toucans are for winter.

[Spencer]

No, Dead of winter, dumbass.

[Shane]

Well, you can.

[Amanda]

The Fruit Loop. The Fruit Loop cereal mascot, which was one of your predictions last year.

[Spencer]

What?

[Amanda]

Stop.

[Shane]

Okay, we're gonna get into our. We're gonna recap. We're Gonna recap our 2024 predictions in a second. Yeah. And then we're gonna get into our 2025 predictions. Okay, before we do that, though, we have something very exciting to show you guys.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Yeah, we do. I was like, what?

[Shane]

You completely forgot.

[Amanda]

Guys. Now this is so exciting.

[Shane]

We have a new set that we are going to Unveil.

[Amanda]

And Art has been working their asses off, and they made it look so good.

[Shane]

And we're now about to do a seamless transition. Seamless into the set. Here we go.

[Amanda]

Bring her in.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

40 minutes later.

[Shane]

Now we will begin the transition.

[Spencer]

I didn't realize I was gonna be part of this.

[Shane]

Yeah, man. You're gonna be here for this.

[Amanda]

So he kind of forgot, too.

[Spencer]

I didn't forget.

[Shane]

I don't know how you guys forgot. It's right behind you.

[Spencer]

Well, no, I just didn't know that.

[Shane]

Like, this episode in all its glory.

[Amanda]

Guys, Smoshmouth has made a name for itself and a home for itself. And now we have a legit background.

[Shane]

Yeah, look at that. If you're listening, then you're just listening to a bunch of weird sounds and stuff.

[Amanda]

Guys, there's all this amazing paraphernalia behind me right now.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Big bong.

[Shane]

We have a bunch of frames. So our idea was to have a really nice curtain with a really nice color to it and a bunch of frames with different things we've discussed or. Or events from this show that we will cycle through as the show goes on. Amanda, on your side, we have a Harambe photo. We have Hank. Hank Green gave me a two dollar bill.

[Amanda]

Yep.

[Shane]

So we framed it. We have Mexican salsa. Yes. We have chronically offline. Right there. Look at her.

[Amanda]

Critical error.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Fresh new smosh mouth set.

[Shane]

Pretty cool.

[Amanda]

And it's a chalkboard, so we can write stuff on it whenever we want, draw it, and disco ball plants.

[Shane]

Behind me, we have the fnaf like, crime board. We have me as Jack Sparrow. We have my tombstone in a pool.

[Amanda]

Which is really dark when Shane died.

[Shane]

And we have some cereal, which you can have as an adult.

[Amanda]

That's crazy. Is that Cocoa Puffs?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Shane, are you.

[Shane]

No, though I think those are Reese's.

[Spencer]

Reese's Puffs.

[Shane]

Reese's Puffs. What were you gonna say?

[Spencer]

I was gonna ask if you're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

[Shane]

I mean, I am.

[Amanda]

Can we give a round of applause to Art? You guys are unbelievable.

[Shane]

Shout out to Art.

[Amanda]

Look at us.

[Shane]

Look at this.

[Amanda]

And look at you. You have this marshmallow sign, and it's.

[Shane]

Still the classic, by the way.

[Spencer]

Hell, yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah, I already had them.

[Spencer]

Yeah. Sorry. I've got life. I'm still in my limited mobility mode. I don't know when that Reddit episode's coming up. They gave me a whole, like, sp.

[Shane]

Right. We have a. We have a story where it's Saturday.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

So fun.

[Spencer]

It's.

[Shane]

It'll probably be on a Saturday, I think. Petition to get me an Eames chair for Reddit stories.

[Amanda]

I loved those chairs.

[Shane]

Yeah, they were nice. Okay, so 2024 is over. We are into 2025. But we made a bunch of predictions at the beginning of 2024, and a lot of them came true. So I have them right here, which is crazy.

[Amanda]

So, so cool.

[Shane]

We have my predictions, which. Oh, yeah, if you could hold it there, Vanna White. So, okay, I will shake Markiplier's hand.

[Amanda]

Crazy happened. It happened.

[Shane]

It happened. I shook his hand. It happened a few months ago. I was hanging out with some people and he. I was leaving and he was walking in and I shook his hand.

[Spencer]

He was like, hello, everybody.

[Shane]

He was like, hello, everyone. I'm Markiplier. He was a cool guy, really quick. And then I kissed him.

[Amanda]

That was.

[Shane]

That.

[Amanda]

That's so sweet. You left that out of the story.

[Shane]

Smosh was on Good Morning America.

[Amanda]

So cool.

[Shane]

Thank you. What is his name? Daniel Sharkey. Daniel Sharkey got struck by lightning, ended up on Good Morning America, and he wrote Smoshmouth on. On one of the, like, medical pieces on his body. And so technically, Smoshmouth was on Good.

[Amanda]

Morning America, which is wild.

[Shane]

Yeah. A famous cereal will change their mascot. As far as I'm aware, nobody changed their mask.

[Amanda]

That's why I brought up the toucan, because that's Fruit Loops.

[Shane]

I failed at that.

[Amanda]

You failed.

[Shane]

Bigfoot is proven to be real. But when extinct decades ago. I thought it was going to be a big Bigfoot year. It was a big alien year.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Aliens were effectively proven. Or UFOs were proven to be real. Wrecked so much stuff, nobody gives a shit anymore.

[Spencer]

As UFOs got eyed.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Unidentified flying objects get identified.

[Shane]

Well, they're right. They're still unidentified. We don't know what they are. But UFOs, how do you like.

[Amanda]

They're the homes of aliens in the. And their car.

[Shane]

But it's so funny because had it happened 10 years ago, it would have been huge. But nowadays, nobody gives.

[Spencer]

Like, I got a lot of shit.

[Amanda]

Going on because everyone knows aliens been making contact for years.

[Shane]

Yeah, sure.

[Amanda]

Anyways, hey, remember.

[Spencer]

Remember when all y'all died to aliens died. Smosh versus aliens.

[Amanda]

Yes, I remember that.

[Spencer]

I think we can rebuild them all.

[Amanda]

You think?

[Spencer]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

Are you teasing something?

[Spencer]

I might be.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Spencer]

No. I don't know.

[Shane]

Our last dread was. That was my favorite.

[Spencer]

Dude, we can't.

[Amanda]

That's. That's out.

[Shane]

It's Christmas.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Shane]

It's Christmas.

[Spencer]

What day is it?

[Amanda]

It's so good.

[Shane]

It was so much fun.

[Spencer]

What if it comes out, like, really bad?

[Shane]

Oh, what if it sucks?

[Spencer]

Yeah. What if it's.

[Shane]

What if by the time this airs, everybody hates it?

[Spencer]

Yeah. What if Santa gets canceled?

[Amanda]

They won't. He won't. He's never gotten.

[Shane]

Santa gets canceled. That's my prediction for 2025. Yeah. Timothy Chalamet break dances big Timothee Chalamet meme year, but yeah, look alike.

[Amanda]

He didn't break dance Timothy Chalamet look like. And he showed up to the look.

[Shane]

Like predicted a Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest. Someone got a Mario and Luigi kiss. Officially did not happen, which is probably a good thing.

[Amanda]

Bummer.

[Shane]

Amanda books a role as a mom.

[Amanda]

Sure, it happened.

[Shane]

We checked it off, so it must have happened at some point. I did not do the splits. That did not. That I didn't get. It was a lot of time. I got married. Didn't have time to stretch.

[Spencer]

Totally kind of split your time in between.

[Shane]

Whoa. And then we have an episode that hits a million in a week. We had that. We had that definitely happen. In fact, I want to. I want to say something.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

Smoshmouth, I think, had the highest viewed episode of anything across Smosh last year.

[Amanda]

Are you feeling bashful saying that in front of the games?

[Shane]

I'm sorry. Look, we had hits across the board. But the. But the episode where Courtney and I talk about getting married, what's that up to? It's at 3.6 million. Look, there's a lot of huge hits everywhere, but as far as 2024 goes, I believe it is the most viewed video in 2024.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Maybe if I'm wrong, I hope to be wrong.

[Spencer]

I am. I'm taking it.

[Shane]

I hope to be wrong. Look, it's kind of an easy dunk in there because it was like we unveiled this crazy thing.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

They wouldn't let us do it on the games channel.

[Shane]

Yeah, we were gonna do it on games. There's gonna be a gentleman's reveal that you were secretly married. It was gonna be darts. Okay, moving on to go to mine.

[Amanda]

Let's see what happened.

[Spencer]

There's not holding that.

[Amanda]

What are you done here?

[Spencer]

Fine, I'll do it.

[Amanda]

Here, hold it for me.

[Spencer]

Hold her over here.

[Amanda]

Hold it for me here.

[Spencer]

What if I do it like this?

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Then I can't see your face.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Shane will do a split. That's a no.

[Shane]

No, it didn't happen.

[Spencer]

That's a no.

[Shane]

Nobody expected it to happen.

[Spencer]

I expected it to happen.

[Amanda]

Angela will book something. She did her short film, went to Sundance, and I consider that booking big.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

And also that Home Depot commercial. She also had another scene.

[Amanda]

It's so good.

[Spencer]

Is it really good?

[Shane]

She also had another. Yeah, that commercial was huge. She also did another Starkid show, which.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, I went to that, and it was incredible.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So, yeah, that worked. Will Smith will come out saying the slap was fake.

[Shane]

Did not.

[Amanda]

Didn't happen.

[Shane]

Didn't happen.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

It's real. UFOs and Will Smith slap are real.

[Amanda]

Crazy. There will be a smosh. Baby.

[Shane]

This happened.

[Amanda]

Okay. It happened with the chosen baby, but it also happened again. Alex and Art. No, Alex and Art is having a baby with his partner. Yippee freaking awesome. So while he was helping with this, he was also making a baby.

[Shane]

He was putting that backdrop up like a father. Oh, 100%.

[Amanda]

Like, he was very careful. He was putting it up. We're basically in his baby room. Okay. So that's awesome. Sarah Krais will fall in love with a good guy and hate it, but then love it.

[Shane]

There was a smash pit theater where that kind of came true.

[Amanda]

So redacted. It was redacted.

[Spencer]

Oh, okay, that makes sense.

[Shane]

Anthony will shave his head. Did not happen.

[Spencer]

But, gosh, dude, there could be a buzzer beater.

[Shane]

It's true. It's true. It's. As of recording this, it is not officially done. Like, it's still December. It's mid December. Could happen.

[Spencer]

I bet.

[Amanda]

I don't think so. Doing a little braid right now.

[Spencer]

Put me in a room with Anthony for 10 minutes, I convince him to buzz his head.

[Amanda]

Really?

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Should I keep this open?

[Spencer]

Keep it open.

[Shane]

Okay. It's probably not gonna happen.

[Amanda]

He doesn't like that. You know what? I have something for the 2025 prediction, so.

[Shane]

Okay. Nope. But he did get a lot of tattoos.

[Amanda]

I should have put that.

[Shane]

His tattoos grew.

[Spencer]

That's a given.

[Amanda]

I should have put that. Okay. Smoshmouth will gain over a million subs.

[Shane]

Did not happen.

[Amanda]

No, but it will.

[Shane]

We gained a lot of subscribers, though.

[Amanda]

Love that.

[Spencer]

This is pathetic.

[Amanda]

Dude, shut up. I will meet Keith Morrison. No, but I've met him so many times through the podcast, and I feel like I know him, and he is an incredible man.

[Shane]

Doesn't count. Okay, mark that bullshit off.

[Spencer]

Markiplier.

[Shane]

Markiplier.

[Amanda]

I really thought this was gonna happen. Jfk, Marilyn Monroe. Truth exposed.

[Spencer]

What truth?

[Amanda]

Are you joking?

[Spencer]

They're fucking.

[Amanda]

We Knew, dude, that's how she was murdered. Anyways, there's files that are sealed that are going to be released at a certain year. And I thought it was gonna be this year, but I guess it's not.

[Spencer]

The US government's like Disney. They can keep extending that INDEF in the U.S. vault. Yeah, they revolted.

[Shane]

The sex tape now on DVD, coming soon to Disney.

[Amanda]

So that's it. I only got three.

[Shane]

That's actually pretty good, let's be honest.

[Amanda]

And you got how many I got.

[Shane]

I only got. I got four. Whoa. I got four.

[Amanda]

Shane wins that round.

[Shane]

I won. Now, I mean, you can predict easy things. It's not about. It's not about who wins. It's about how many things come true. Now it is time to that.

[Spencer]

Was that your Rose impression of her throwing the thing in the ocean?

[Amanda]

No, no, that rose impression is this.

[Shane]

And then she falls in and then.

[Amanda]

She completely dives in. So she could have just fallen.

[Shane]

And then they come and they go, what are you doing?

[Spencer]

And that's how you get rid of seasickness.

[Amanda]

Oh, no, wait, that's not true. She doesn't fall in. She goes into her bed. And you think Rose falls into the.

[Shane]

Fucking water and sinks really fast, just going down.

[Amanda]

She dies in her warm bed as an old woman. That's what he said.

[Spencer]

I think my next character like that, I do for any video it should be Bill Paxton from Titanic. Oh, such a good character with his little earring.

[Amanda]

His little earring.

[Shane]

And God, that, that deleted ending where they all start laughing.

[Spencer]

Yeah, awesome.

[Amanda]

What deleted ending?

[Shane]

Have you never seen the deleted ending? Are you joking?

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

It is Psychotic is one of my favorite movies. She drops it in and then he's like, what are you doing? And then she starts laughing and he starts laughing and then the whole crew just starts laughing.

[Amanda]

They're all just like, as, like a joke or.

[Spencer]

No, they just. They kind of realize like what's important is each other.

[Shane]

Ye. That's.

[Spencer]

That's the spirit of things.

[Shane]

Despite the fact they spent probably billions of dollars on that expedition.

[Spencer]

James Cameron, like, personally, I mean, Titanic.

[Amanda]

Is the best movie.

[Spencer]

Sorry, last, Last anecdote. Did you hear the story about how they all got poisoned on set?

[Shane]

I thought you were going to talk about how he found out about 9 11.

[Spencer]

Well, it's, it's.

[Shane]

There's.

[Spencer]

There's so many like Bill Paxton James Cameron stories.

[Amanda]

What?

[Spencer]

So someone laced all the food with, I think pcp. And so there was like PCP poisoning like throughout the whole set.

[Shane]

They were just strong as hell.

[Spencer]

So everyone was just like, oh, sorry. Like, everyone was like, I don't know, someone laced, like, a stew with. With PCP or LSD or something like that.

[Amanda]

Reason just.

[Spencer]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

They were going sea crazy.

[Spencer]

It was probably. It was probably George Lucas. He was like, well, he's like, well, my. My Star wars prequels are coming out, and I can't have you succeeding. I can't have Titanic going up.

[Amanda]

He sent a guy on, like, a little tugboat and went in there and he laced.

[Spencer]

That's a good imagery. Yeah.

[Amanda]

There's only one stoop crew.

[Shane]

I have never heard that story either.

[Amanda]

I think you.

[Spencer]

Selena, can I get a fact check on if I think it might have been pcp?

[Shane]

PCP is such an insane drug.

[Amanda]

Variety Titanic crew recalled the night the set got drugged with PCP from spiked chowder. Grips are doing wheelies in wheelchairs.

[Shane]

Spiked chowder.

[Amanda]

So Variety says it's true that the. There was PCP laced in their chowder.

[Spencer]

And that's a stew.

[Amanda]

I. Of course it's a New England stew. Everybody knows this.

[Spencer]

I thought it's a New England stew.

[Shane]

Is PCP not typically in clam chowder?

[Spencer]

Usually these skip. Usually PCP is served on the side.

[Shane]

Got it.

[Amanda]

It's in the crackers usually.

[Shane]

Okay, crackers.

[Amanda]

Different things. I know completely. PCB is not cracking. PCB is acid, isn't it?

[Spencer]

I don't know. I only know PCP from the way to.

[Shane]

I only know pcp. I only know PCP makes you just stupid strong. Like, it just kind of like, whatever. It's. Because it spikes your adrenaline, I think. Are you Googling PCP right now?

[Amanda]

Yep.

[Shane]

All right. That's awesome. Our chronically offline queen is learning about PCP right now.

[Amanda]

Oh, it's angel dust. So it was like a 70s drug.

[Shane]

Think of Training Day. Angel dust.

[Amanda]

It's a white powder. It is not acid.

[Shane]

No, it's not acid, but it's angel dust.

[Amanda]

Or you can call it rocket fuel or hog or ozone hog.

[Spencer]

Bro.

[Amanda]

Or wax or crystal or embalming fluid.

[Shane]

All right, the next time you're Sarah Christ, you're gonna be throwing those words out. Got any hog in here? I'm fueled up with rocket fuel right now.

[Amanda]

I got some angel dust. Pump it through my veins.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

This episode is brought to you by Athletic Brew and Company. Shane, are you ready for Athletic January?

[Shane]

What's that?

[Amanda]

It is when you're feeling a little bit sober, curious, and you set a New Year's resolution to drink a little Bit less. And to help us out, we have Athletic Brewing Co. Non alcoholic brews with us, which I've actually tried and I think that you have. They are so good.

[Shane]

Amanda, I am a huge fan of this company. I have been drinking these for so long. I've in fact had every single one of these flavors that we have here. Whoa. The. The Hazy ipa, the light, the golden, the other IPA there. They're all so delicious. I particularly like them after a workout.

[Amanda]

That's a hot take right there.

[Shane]

What I usually do is I order their variety packs online and there will often be like a mix of these plus a mystery one that'll come. I got one that was this like spicy one once. It was really interesting. Yeah, they've got a bunch of different ones that they're always bringing out. I love it.

[Amanda]

I really need to try more of these. There's nothing dry about Athletic Brewing co non alcoholic brews. Give it a try and head to athleticbrewing.com smoshmouth to find it near you. That's athleticbrewing.com S M O S H M O U T h to grab some fun and flavorful brews near you. Athletic Brewing Co. Fit for all times near beer. Back to the show.

[Shane]

Back to the show.

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

Back to the show.

[Amanda]

Let's do it.

[Shane]

Now let's move on to our 2025 prediction.

[Spencer]

Did you have any Year of the Hog? The year of the Hog?

[Shane]

I think it's the year of the snake, actually.

[Spencer]

Wait, no.

[Amanda]

I thought it was the year of the Dragon.

[Shane]

Is it the year of the Dragon?

[Amanda]

Come on.

[Shane]

Same thing.

[Spencer]

Should I. I saw a lot of Snoopy merch recently. It was all like, year of the Snake.

[Shane]

I think it's. I think it's year of the Snake. Snake.

[Amanda]

Oh, nope. 2024. Chinese zodiac says it's the year of the Dragon.

[Shane]

Well, next year, 2025.

[Amanda]

Shut up. You guys suck. Sit down. We have a new snake.

[Spencer]

Can you be present?

[Amanda]

Snake?

[Shane]

Can you. Can you?

[Amanda]

Like, it's snake.

[Shane]

You would have known that if your mind wasn't boggled with hog. Right now that embalming fluid is just coursing through my veins. Okay, okay.

[Spencer]

There should be, like, an episode where y'all just, like, do a drug and just sit here together.

[Shane]

Fuck.

[Amanda]

I would.

[Shane]

We both do acid and we're both just here. Just like.

[Amanda]

I actually think that would be really bad.

[Shane]

I would be in that corner.

[Amanda]

I'd be horrendous with acid. You need windows and light and daytime.

[Spencer]

We'll have art. Put in some windows. Fake windows.

[Amanda]

That's even scarier.

[Shane]

Yeah, I think I would think I'm in hell. I would be in hell for, like, a full hour.

[Amanda]

Really bad episode.

[Shane]

Okay, so first up, this is a really fun game I want to play, and I think we all should throw out animals. And I think I want to get the whole office involved in this.

[Amanda]

Oh, I love this.

[Shane]

So last year, 2024, okay, there were two big meme animals. There was Mudang and there was Pesto the penguin. Right.

[Amanda]

Do you know who those are?

[Shane]

Mu Dang. The baby hippo. Yeah, Pesto the emperor penguin baby. So penguin and hippo were the two meme animals of that year. Other years have different types of meme animals. 2016, gorilla. Now, what do we think is going to be the animal of 2025 that becomes the biggest meme?

[Amanda]

I have two.

[Spencer]

I mean, I was seeing, like, it was definitely like, the year of the hyrax last year.

[Shane]

What?

[Spencer]

2024.

[Amanda]

Dr. Seuss Place. Are we in?

[Spencer]

They're those little. They're like the. They kind of look like Capybaras. They've got the fangs.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Spencer]

Goofy ass.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah.

[Spencer]

The. Yeah, yeah. But, like, I think we're waiting on.

[Shane]

Like, I actually nailed that.

[Amanda]

That was awesome.

[Shane]

I know. Nailed that.

[Amanda]

Like, Chippendale.

[Spencer]

I. I think we're waiting on, like, the emerging star to, like, put them on the map. Like, blank the hyrax. Like, Hank the hyrax.

[Shane]

You think a hyrax is gonna be.

[Spencer]

I think, like, you know, but I think. I think we could have, like, an elephant upset.

[Shane]

Interesting. I was debating on elephant. I was like, could an elephant make it in? I. I have two. My first is, I think a cow. Now, this could be like. Like, cow runs through a town becomes the meme. Whoa. Because remember that year where a bear, like, walked into city hall in California? I think I remember that. Like, something like, that could happen. I also put whale. A whale? Like, a baby whale.

[Amanda]

Baby whale.

[Spencer]

So far. So far, we're all in on mammals.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. I think it's a mammal. I was like, could it be a bird of some sort? I don't know.

[Amanda]

I was thinking a bird, but I feel like birds were definitely memed. Remember when planet Earth came out? I know. I'm talking about planet Earth again. When the birds were, like, doing their crazy, like, attracting stunning. I feel like they're always kind of.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. Every animal is always kind of in the zeitgeist. But, like, what's gonna be the one that gets the spotlight?

[Amanda]

So you think it's.

[Shane]

I'm gonna say cow and whale.

[Amanda]

Cow and whale.

[Shane]

We can all put out two.

[Spencer]

I'm gonna say elephant and hyrax. But, like, I think hyrax. No, I think hyrax. I feel. Still think there's room for growth.

[Shane]

Cool.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

I like that.

[Spencer]

Wait. Fun fact. Hyrax's closest living relative is the elephant.

[Shane]

Are you.

[Spencer]

I swear to God.

[Shane]

What?

[Spencer]

You can fact check me on that.

[Amanda]

I don't know.

[Shane]

Can anyone fact check?

[Amanda]

Can anyone help?

[Spencer]

Literally keep checking my fucking facts. They are fucking true.

[Shane]

They look like groundhogs. How?

[Spencer]

They look like capybaras. They look like rodents. Their closest living relative is the elephant.

[Amanda]

Elephants and manatees.

[Spencer]

I rest my case.

[Amanda]

That's outrageous. Okay, here are mine. That's crazy.

[Spencer]

And nobody cares.

[Amanda]

No, everyone cares, because I'm going to insert myself right here. Mine are a baby giraffe.

[Spencer]

Giraffe.

[Amanda]

I feel like they keep kind of teasing, like, oh, giraffe was born without spots. Oh, my God. They keep kind of teasing it, but, like, it's the year of the giraffe or a sloth.

[Shane]

A sloth is a good pick. Sloth.

[Spencer]

You're seeing that video where they pick the sloth off up the road and it goes like.

[Shane]

Oh yeah, they love doing that.

[Amanda]

Have you seen a sloth in person?

[Spencer]

I think at a zoo, but I've not. I've never felt one. I imagine they're like Brillo pads.

[Amanda]

I've never felt one either, but I saw one in the wild.

[Spencer]

Costa Rica in the wild.

[Amanda]

You remember my story.

[Spencer]

Oh, I didn't know that story. I just feel like they're in Costa Rica.

[Amanda]

They're in Costa Rica. Emmanuel, Antonio. Which is like a huge part of Costa Rica. That's all.

[Shane]

I thought you were just saying two of your friends. I thought that was the sloth name.

[Amanda]

I was with Manuel and Antonio.

[Shane]

Emmanuel and Antonio.

[Amanda]

They were excellent guys.

[Shane]

We got lit.

[Amanda]

No, I saw it and I was stunned. I was on hog. I was stunned when I saw this sloth. It looked so wild, like, it looked like it had like Zorro mask on and it was so cool looking.

[Spencer]

I love their claws. Those are scary.

[Shane]

I can't imagine, you know, it's such a foreign concept to me because in the US we just don't have animals like that, you know, like we have, I think all the animals. I don't know, it's almost weird to say, like they're all kind of of the same copy in a way. Like we have squirrels, raccoons, bears, like, like they're all these like four legged. Like they. We don't have things that like, I don't know, like anything remotely like a.

[Spencer]

Monkey or cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see, my friend.

[Amanda]

Oh my God, dude.

[Shane]

Like, I love animals in the US.

[Spencer]

You go into south Florida, dude, it.

[Amanda]

Is a. Oh, that's true.

[Shane]

Florida's a different place.

[Amanda]

Florida is different.

[Shane]

Florida's a different planet.

[Spencer]

Okay.

[Shane]

I'm also talking about the southwest United States. Like, like where we live like bearded dragons.

[Spencer]

We got all kinds of snakes and shit. We got skinks, but I just like skinks.

[Amanda]

The hell? Skinks.

[Shane]

Something with so much personality like that, like, I don't know.

[Spencer]

Groundhogs, bro.

[Shane]

Groundhogs are pretty cool.

[Amanda]

So anyways, yeah, I love, I love.

[Shane]

Animals in the southwest United States. But okay, giraffes.

[Spencer]

Wrong. I love southwestern. I love the animals of the southwest.

[Shane]

United States getting owned.

[Amanda]

You really are.

[Spencer]

I'm just saying you can't say the United States is lacking and then just like leave.

[Shane]

I didn't say lacking. I didn't Say lacking.

[Spencer]

You said it's you imply.

[Shane]

I said. I said there's types of animals in like the other. In other parts of the world.

[Spencer]

What are we missing?

[Amanda]

Armadillo is in like human.

[Shane]

Like there, there's like, there's apes, like, gradient, like qualities. Yeah. To be any place where like there's a monkey or a gorilla.

[Amanda]

Like a platypus.

[Shane]

A platypus.

[Spencer]

We have those.

[Shane]

Yeah, we have those. Wait, do we?

[Amanda]

Do we?

[Shane]

I don't think we do. That's the thing.

[Spencer]

Okay, what about beavers?

[Amanda]

Did beavers are here.

[Spencer]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Beavers are sick.

[Amanda]

They're super sick. Otters are sick.

[Shane]

I'm talking about like animals that have a little bit more of a human, like, quality to them. Like, because a sloth is kind of like a. Kind of like a guy who's just climbing around.

[Spencer]

That's. That's fair. Like, that's.

[Shane]

That's what I was trying to say. I wasn't trying to say that ours are unimpressive.

[Spencer]

Like things that almost like give the impression of being bipedal.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Even if they're not.

[Shane]

Yes, like, that's definitely what I mean.

[Spencer]

Something like a pass for bipedal in a pinch.

[Amanda]

Yep, bipedal in a pinch.

[Shane]

Bears, sometimes they're the closest we have.

[Spencer]

Bears are low key guys.

[Shane]

They are kind of guys.

[Spencer]

You ever seen them? Like open a car door guy?

[Shane]

I remember one trying to do that. Okay, so yeah, when I was camping with my brother, when I tried to open my brother's trunk.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, you told me that. Okay, crazy.

[Shane]

So we have giraffe, sloth, we have hyrax and, and elephant. And then we have cow and whale. Cover a lot of ground there. We should ask the whole office. Everyone should submit to and whoever's right.

[Amanda]

I was just trying to think of what can easily be filmed that I can keep track of also.

[Shane]

I mean. Yeah, or it's like, what could. What can an incident happen where it becomes famous? Because there was the year where there was the IKEA monkey. You know, like, stuff like that could happen. So anyways, moving on to our predictions.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane]

All right, do you want to go first?

[Amanda]

I'll do a couple. Then you do a couple. Or is that weird? Should I do all of mine?

[Shane]

And instead of like last year, we had my list. Your list. I think we're just gonna do one list.

[Spencer]

Our list. Our.

[Amanda]

Our home. Okay. We.

[Shane]

We will do drugs.

[Spencer]

Hog.

[Amanda]

Hog in it. We will have another live smoshmouth show.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I predict that. I see. That's why I didn't want to do it first, because I knew you were going to have that reaction, and that's why I second guessed.

[Shane]

That's very much an.

[Amanda]

It was true.

[Spencer]

It was just kind of a boring one.

[Amanda]

Shut up, Chapel. Roan will take a break from music.

[Shane]

That's a. That's a good one. Yeah, That's a really good one. Because I think this next year, she's either going to drop another album or she will, like, be, like, I'm leaving for a while.

[Amanda]

Correct. Okay. We will get someone super famous for Bit City.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

That's my prediction.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Like, super famous, like, out of pocket.

[Shane]

Like, okay, like, the Rock.

[Amanda]

Maybe, like, someone who's not a YouTuber who's just.

[Shane]

I like that. Whoa. I like that.

[Amanda]

Why is the Rock on Bit City?

[Shane]

It'd be really fun to have them. It'd really be funny to have, like, an A list celebrity on it and, like, have them be there there for a moment and we don't acknowledge it. And it's just. That's just that.

[Amanda]

Exactly.

[Shane]

I would love that.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay, cool.

[Amanda]

Wouldn't that be cool?

[Spencer]

I was thinking. I was thinking on Smoshmouth, well, that.

[Amanda]

Would be cool, but I feel like they. There's more of a need for them there. Like, I'm like, the Rock on Smoshmouth would actually be sick.

[Spencer]

Look, man, Shane and him could talk about, like, I don't know, working out awesome.

[Shane]

Why do you think it can happen there? It can't happen here.

[Amanda]

Okay, so a big celebrity on either Bit City or Smosh Mouth.

[Spencer]

Thank you. Or Smash Games.

[Amanda]

Damian will dye his hair white again.

[Shane]

That's so good.

[Amanda]

If it's a possibility he's going back.

[Spencer]

It depends on what he books.

[Shane]

That's true.

[Amanda]

That's so true. But I feel like white is. It's coming back.

[Shane]

You think it's gonna come back?

[Amanda]

It's gonna come back. Okay, I'm gonna do a few, and then you do a few.

[Shane]

Yeah, you let me know.

[Spencer]

I'm here, too.

[Amanda]

Wait, let me do one more. A show will come out on, like, a network where celebrities dance with goats.

[Shane]

That is so awesome.

[Spencer]

And you didn't have goats on your thing.

[Amanda]

I didn't have goats on my thing. It'll be like, either a reality show, not a reality show, but like, one of those. Like, oh, my God. Like, there's judges or whatever, and it's celebrities doing dance routines with goats.

[Shane]

I, I. I fully believe that could happen.

[Spencer]

That does not feel as Far fetched as I want it to be.

[Shane]

I know, I know. It sadly seems like if I saw it, I would not. If I saw it. If I saw a trailer for that, I wouldn't be going, oh, my God, what is this? I'd be like, wow, okay.

[Spencer]

Have y'all seen it? Have y'all seen the footage from that show where it's like. It's kind of, like, listing stuff?

[Shane]

Yeah, it's called, like, the bottom or something.

[Spencer]

And I saw everyone like, oh, like, yeah, we've reached like, like, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, but, like, look, I'm. I would watch this.

[Shane]

Yeah, they just show an image and you have to say what it is.

[Amanda]

And I would watch celebrities dancing with goats probably a couple times and then stop and then go back.

[Spencer]

Go back. That's a sheep.

[Amanda]

I'm sorry.

[Spencer]

That's bro.

[Amanda]

Okay, I'll take a break for now.

[Spencer]

I'm sorry.

[Shane]

Spencer, you want to throw out one or two?

[Spencer]

Okay, I have one.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Spencer]

It's kind of far out there. I think Wicked will flop.

[Shane]

What? It's already been out, man.

[Amanda]

And it did really well.

[Shane]

That's literally.

[Amanda]

Do you mean part two?

[Shane]

Part two? You think part two will flop? Did you not know Wicked was out in theaters? I've already seen it.

[Amanda]

Don't. It's okay. Just stay here.

[Spencer]

I mean, I was doing a bit because, like, that was the whole Bit City thing. The whole. The whole episode was called Bit City. Or, like, it was called Wicked will Flop. And then it, like, did, like, better than, like, any movie's ever done. That was just kind of my joke. I knew the movie.

[Amanda]

So your prediction was a joke?

[Spencer]

My prediction was a joke.

[Amanda]

We don't joke when it comes to predictions.

[Shane]

Bit City is where we do bits.

[Amanda]

Don't do bits. That's why it's like, the celebrity can either be on Bit City or Smoshmouth. You see where I'm coming from?

[Spencer]

Now what? Shane will go, and then I'll fill in the holes.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Spencer]

Okay.

[Shane]

Okay. Sounds good. Okay. So my predictions are a little different this year because I noticed a trend this past year. The predictions that came true were the ones where fans could kind of, like, make them happen for us.

[Amanda]

So you're cheating a little Manifesting.

[Shane]

I'm going to manipulate our audience. I know. I'm throwing out. I'm throwing out wishes, and our fans will make those wishes come true.

[Amanda]

Fans are not a.

[Shane]

Well, Good Morning America. Like, if. Look, if someone got struck by lightning and their first thought was, I can make Smoshmouth's Predictions come true, then I'm following. That's what other.

[Spencer]

What other, like, tragic incidents will befall fans.

[Shane]

I know.

[Spencer]

God, just in the middle of being bitten by a shark.

[Shane]

Shane, at the end of the day, wanted this. At the end of the year. They're like a record number of people struck by lightning this year. Okay. Someone will attend a wedding dressed as the chosen.

[Spencer]

That's.

[Amanda]

I'm sure it's happened.

[Shane]

Well, if it's happened, someone needs to provide evidence of it. I want to see a photo of someone dressed as the chosen at a wedding. They don't need to be in the wedding. They just need to be at a wedding.

[Amanda]

You are starting firestorm.

[Spencer]

You're manifesting evil things. You are crazy. And they have to object. They have to be. I object.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

I object.

[Amanda]

You are crazy right now.

[Shane]

In no way have you proven your worth to each other.

[Amanda]

You've just. Oh, my God.

[Spencer]

What if Shane shows up to someone's wedding as the chosen? We should charge to do that.

[Shane]

That should be our gig. We're a service.

[Spencer]

Yeah, we'll do it.

[Shane]

It reminds me of on. It's like princess party reminds me on Reddit stories. Chance said that when he gets married someday, he. He wants to pay or not pay people, but just like have a bunch of planned objections in the audience. He wants to stage a bunch of objections.

[Spencer]

As if I don't hate weddings enough.

[Shane]

I would love. No, if staged objections would. Would be awesome.

[Amanda]

You know you don't actually have to ask that anymore. It wasn't asked at my wedding.

[Shane]

Right.

[Spencer]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

I know. It's an old school thing, but for fun you could ask it and have.

[Amanda]

I hate when they have it in rom coms and it's always like the.

[Shane]

Girl who's like, no, I've never. Of anyone I know personally, I've never heard about it happening.

[Spencer]

I would leave the wedding so fast.

[Shane]

Oh, if an objection happened, I'd be stoked. I would no longer want to leave.

[Spencer]

No, I'd be like, hell yeah. I hate drama like that. I hate. Like.

[Amanda]

I agree.

[Shane]

If I'm. If I. If I know the people at all. Yes, I hate it. If I am, then what are you.

[Spencer]

Doing at the wedding, bro?

[Shane]

Do you not end up at weddings of people you don't really know that?

[Spencer]

Well, that's fair.

[Shane]

That's like what happens.

[Amanda]

That's what happens.

[Shane]

If I know the people, then I'm uncomfortable. But if I.

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

Okay?

[Shane]

I mean, look at me. If I don't have that, how do I move?

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

Back to the show.

[Amanda]

Let's do it.

[Shane]

If I'm not, if I don't know him that well. I'm in, man.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Spencer]

It. I'm objecting.

[Shane]

I'm gonna object too. I'm gonna go. I. I agree.

[Amanda]

You're so sick.

[Shane]

Just kidding.

[Spencer]

I'm just kidding.

[Amanda]

You're not.

[Shane]

I'm actually just kidding.

[Amanda]

You're not kidding me.

[Spencer]

Whenever someone. I'm just kidding.

[Amanda]

Don't gaslight me right now. You're not kidding.

[Shane]

Whenever I hurt someone's feelings. I'm just kidding. Okay. Other one. I'll so sensitive. Other one. That's me. As the chosen. When they start crying at the altar. Stop crying. Believe in yourself. You'll like this one. Spencer. We will be acknowledged in some way by the professional darts community. Whoa. Come on. Come on. Wait, that could happen.

[Amanda]

Wait, Shane, what if they asked me and you as the announcers to go to a darts competition?

[Spencer]

That'd be sick.

[Amanda]

I would literally love that.

[Spencer]

I love awesome.

[Amanda]

I would love that. No, they're amazing. Or pizza.

[Shane]

Or Fred Darts gets like invited to a competition or something. Like you're in the crowd dressed as Fred Darts. Just watch.

[Spencer]

There's. There's low key a part of me and it's going to be so self centered that like I'm kind of. I'm surprised Fred, Fred Durst has not acknowledged Fred Darts.

[Shane]

Okay, what if we got Fred Durst on a darts video that feels like attainable.

[Spencer]

Like he's, he's kind of doing the, he's kind of doing the circuit.

[Shane]

We need to, we need to handle that. We need to get Fred Durst on the darts.

[Spencer]

Like he's out there. Like he's promoting. Like he's, he's been in a bunch of movies lately, but like, like indie movies. Like he was in. He was in. And he's in that Y2K movie. Like he's, he's back in the zeitgeist, dude.

[Shane]

If we got him on darts, that'd be awesome.

[Amanda]

I don't know how I would be able to respond. Like, I feel like I would feel like, chill, dude.

[Shane]

I think we do. I think we do it where Box and Havoc are there narrating so he doesn't have to perform a lot.

[Spencer]

He's just doing it. No, he's just like.

[Shane]

But then have Fred Darts versus him.

[Spencer]

Well, here's the thing. I would not want to be Fred Darts around.

[Shane]

See, you have to be Fred Darts.

[Amanda]

You got to show up Spencer.

[Shane]

No, it makes no sense if you're not Fred Darts with him.

[Spencer]

What if I just came to him as a legitimate fan of Limp Bizkit?

[Shane]

No, you gotta be Fred Darts.

[Amanda]

See, we can only get Fred Durst if you're Fred Darts and wear Box and Havoc.

[Spencer]

Okay. I just. I wouldn't want him to think that I'm, like, make it. Because, like, to me, it was never making fun of, like.

[Shane]

No, you're not making fun of him. Yeah, he's got a great sense of humor, too.

[Amanda]

Durst is amazing. Limp Bizkit. Come on, guys.

[Shane]

All right. Amanda, do you got more?

[Amanda]

Of course I have more, but I'm not going to do any of those pussy ones that you guys didn't like.

[Spencer]

Hey, none of those pussy predictions, bro.

[Amanda]

Anthony will get another tattoo. I'm not gonna do that one.

[Spencer]

Whoa. I almost developed narcolepsy for a second.

[Shane]

We're gonna. We're gonna upload another video.

[Amanda]

I'm not gonna get that one.

[Shane]

People are gonna watch the next episode.

[Amanda]

There will be a new soda with protein in it. Is that already out? Look, I don't think there's actual soda.

[Shane]

With protein in it.

[Amanda]

I like that because they're trying to make soda cool again. Because I have.

[Shane]

Because they have Olipop, which has, like, probiotics in it, so.

[Spencer]

Hey, hey. Olipop and Poppy. Don't waste my fucking time with those.

[Shane]

Yeah, they have fiber sodas, so it's like sodas.

[Spencer]

It's like, hey, I have a thing.

[Shane]

I have.

[Spencer]

I have a fun idea. What if soda tasted like shit?

[Shane]

I will tell you, though. I will tell you. There's something that's not far off. It's this disgusting drink called ISO Pure. And it's. It's literally like a juice type of drink. And it's. It's a. Like a. It's not protein shake liquid. It's. It's. Well, it's protein. It's a lot of protein, but it's. It's like fruit flavored, like liquid, but it's not carbonated, so it's not like a soda.

[Spencer]

I have a question for you. What is whey?

[Shane]

Whey. Protein is.

[Spencer]

Okay. What is it?

[Shane]

It's a powder.

[Amanda]

It's a powder, isn't it? Plant.

[Spencer]

What is it?

[Shane]

No, it's not. It's from whey. Whey is in steak.

[Amanda]

It's supposed to be really good for you. It's like a great recovery for your muscles when you're working out. Whey. Protein.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's just a form of protein. It's. It's. It's extracted from beef. Like, it is. It is technically an animal.

[Amanda]

It's essentially just. Beef is everything okay.

[Shane]

It's. It's. It's a type of.

[Spencer]

I don't know what I was expecting.

[Amanda]

Did you want a different answer?

[Spencer]

I just. I still like. It's. It's beef.

[Shane]

No, it's not beef. It's. It's just the protein.

[Amanda]

It's like.

[Shane]

It's.

[Spencer]

It's okay.

[Shane]

Like, I don't know the process, how they get it, but.

[Amanda]

So essentially, it'll be like a beefy soda. Okay. Okay. I have more aliens will go to the White House.

[Shane]

Okay. So actually, my next prediction is we will see an alien. Not just a ufo. We need to see an alien. And it needs to be, like. It needs to be, like, on the news.

[Amanda]

Yep, that's what I'm thinking. It can't be.

[Shane]

It can't be on a subreddit where it's questioned. I'm talking like, it's on the news. They're like, here's an alien. Why?

[Amanda]

I feel like they'll be at the White House because if they're on the news at someone's backyard. Come on. That's some signs just like.

[Spencer]

Yeah. Which I haven't seen all of if it. I've seen that part. Yeah. Vominos.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Very good. Very good. What? You don't think.

[Shane]

No, I'm just thinking about the reality of, like, aliens making, like, like, truly having a conversation with humans on a, like, public scale. And it's with Donald Trump now.

[Spencer]

Here's.

[Amanda]

You're right. I was just, like, thinking White House.

[Spencer]

Well, no, here's the most unfortunate thing. I think, like, they would vibe.

[Shane]

I've been talking to Glomular and.

[Spencer]

Like, I unfortunately think, like. I think he's. I think he's a piece of shit. I think he's awful. I think, like, he would vibe with aliens maybe probably on, like, a really dumb level. They'd be like this fucking dumbass.

[Shane]

We can get anything.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah. Sold the Earth, so.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's what I think.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Wait, do I have. Okay, I think I have one more. Cause my other ones you guys are gonna make fun of now.

[Spencer]

I gotta hear these.

[Amanda]

Coca Cola won't have polar bears in their ads anymore.

[Shane]

What's up with your soda prediction, dude?

[Spencer]

Everything's good at home.

[Amanda]

And I don't drink soda.

[Shane]

Big soda eater.

[Amanda]

I don't drink soda.

[Spencer]

If you had to drink a soda.

[Amanda]

If I had to drink a soda. Literally. I love Sea Graham's ginger ale. Not even kidding.

[Shane]

Okay. Not a kid nuts all over again.

[Amanda]

Or no old lady shit. Because my grandmother, like, she would have all the fun stuff. And it was. I was raised like ladies Seagram's Ginger ale or like IBC root beer.

[Shane]

Like so IBC root beer rocks.

[Spencer]

What does IBC stand for?

[Shane]

Incredibly.

[Amanda]

Incredibly Based Cola. All I knew is it looked like a beer bottle. And at 8 years old, I was drinking it. I was on the lawn with fake cigarettes and an IBC crushing it.

[Shane]

It's beer cola.

[Spencer]

Can you have me on to Smoshmouth? And we do like a root beer tasting competition.

[Shane]

Why don't you just do that on games?

[Spencer]

Ah, you're right.

[Amanda]

No, we could do it here.

[Spencer]

No, you're right.

[Shane]

It's the root beer tasting game and.

[Spencer]

It'S game and it's a game.

[Shane]

It's a video game.

[Amanda]

Let's livestream it. Okay, that's. That's it for me.

[Shane]

My next prediction, if this comes true, if I. Okay, if I could pick any to come true, it would be this one over aliens being shown. Amanda will be on the View. Amanda would kill you would rush on the View. If you go on the View for any reason and you're there with.

[Spencer]

You would. Here's the thing also double check.

[Shane]

It's still on the air, right?

[Amanda]

It's definitely still.

[Spencer]

It doesn't matter.

[Amanda]

It's definitely still.

[Spencer]

They bring it back.

[Shane]

They bring it back.

[Spencer]

I think you on any, like daytime, like talk show, it's. It's a slam dunk.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's frankly a slam dunk.

[Spencer]

Like, they, like, you know, just like it's. It's a miracle. You have not been poached yet for by like, they are. They are so dumb. Like middle, middle. So imagine if middle America got a hold of Amanda.

[Shane]

Oh, it'd be bad.

[Spencer]

Like, imagine if like the bad.

[Amanda]

It's morning. I went Martha Stewart. We're making cocktails. Like things are going to get.

[Spencer]

It's not even. I'm not even like any.

[Shane]

Any of those shows from. From 8am to 4pm you are crushing. Imagine if you had been able to get up there with Kathy and Hoda. You would have just.

[Amanda]

I would have had a lifetime career. Like I would have frickin.

[Shane]

It's not too late. Let's be clear. You're.

[Amanda]

No, trust me. Being in the news, it takes, you know that that's like the top of the top to get in that position. Oh, and I remember thinking it would be so fun to be in that position because basically just like chatting and meeting you would kill it. I know I would love to do it because I feel like it would be. It would essentially be hosting and then doing little.

[Shane]

We gotta find out. We gotta figure out some campaign where it's like, get you on. Get you on the Kelly Clarkson Show. Get you on something.

[Amanda]

Drew Barrymore Show. I love Drew Barrymore.

[Spencer]

You would be the Drew Barrymore on the Drew Barrymore show.

[Amanda]

Like, a bit.

[Shane]

The problem is you would upstage all of.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane]

So. But that's the View. The View would be very.

[Spencer]

Yeah, the View would be.

[Shane]

The View would be awesome. And you need to go in there and you. To bring the heat because, you know, that's what they do there.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane]

They're. They're going to start drama about something and you need to be all in.

[Spencer]

And we're going to. We're going to.

[Shane]

And this is the thing, before you go, we'll establish here, like, hey, you're going to go and you're going to say whatever the fuck you want. Oh, none of it's real. Go there and just. Yes. And. And so everyone here will forgive you and be like, yeah, she said some crazy shit, but we know it was all.

[Amanda]

Is it Whoopi still on the View?

[Shane]

I don't know who I probably.

[Amanda]

That would be why I feel like.

[Spencer]

You guys would align quickly.

[Shane]

They would all love you, despite whatever their opinions are.

[Spencer]

No, but I think you and Whoopi would align on anything. Very. Wow.

[Amanda]

Yeah, guys, what a compliment.

[Spencer]

Oh, now say something nice, Hoda.

[Amanda]

I told you already, I loved your jacket. It was the first thing I said to you this morning. And Shane, you're.

[Spencer]

Keep it up.

[Amanda]

Keep it up, buddy. Hey, sport, you're doing well. No, thank you so much. That is awesome, Hoda. I would love to be. Because they're just having a blast.

[Shane]

They're just drunk at 8am you need.

[Spencer]

To find like an Anderson Cooper to kind of attach yourself to Anderson Cooper, but like him and like Kathie Lee Griffin.

[Amanda]

That would be. No. Are you thinking about the guy who does all the reunions?

[Spencer]

No, but Anderson Cooper by proxy. Because Anderson Cooper, serious guy. No, he's. He. He can. He can. He can live it up. He can goof it up.

[Shane]

When has Anderson lived it up?

[Amanda]

He can't.

[Spencer]

Every New Year's, it's him and Andy Cohen.

[Amanda]

He can goof it up on, like, New Year's, but any other time he's on the front lines.

[Shane]

You're right.

[Spencer]

No, but when he, when he, when he starts cleaning out with.

[Amanda]

With Kathy, you're actually so right.

[Spencer]

Do not even question. You guys are coming at me. I'm like, no, Anderson Cooper. He becomes one of the girls when he's like, he's.

[Shane]

We're recording this before. What are. What did you do for New Year's?

[Spencer]

Oh, nothing.

[Shane]

Did I like how this is technically a prediction because it's mid December, I'm in Ireland.

[Amanda]

I'm in Ireland for New Year's and my sister's throwing a big party with all Irish. That is true. And they're getting music somehow, which means like maybe a guy playing a fiddle or something.

[Spencer]

Or you too, legit.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Could you imagine? Walks in.

[Shane]

He's everywhere there, apparently.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

To go.

[Amanda]

If you're just like, guys, stop.

[Shane]

My last two predictions are. Are smosh related. Smosh mouth will hit a million subs.

[Amanda]

You're doing it again. You just repeated your last.

[Shane]

Well, we have.

[Spencer]

At this point, we're actively losing.

[Shane]

We have a lot. We're a lot closer. Okay, that's 300,000 subs we need to gain. I think we can do it.

[Spencer]

Oh, did I.

[Amanda]

That's you again, manipulating the fans. And I love that. And I think it's awesome.

[Spencer]

Can I have the goldfish by you?

[Amanda]

Yeah. Oh, my God. You saw them.

[Shane]

Prediction. Spencer will eat some goldfish.

[Amanda]

Shane. I think I have a really good.

[Spencer]

Feeling about that one, dude.

[Shane]

Okay, good dude.

[Spencer]

Like something's telling me.

[Shane]

Oh, slam dunk.

[Amanda]

But you can't make that noise. You can't crinkle.

[Shane]

Don't crinkle. Dude. I hate in a movie when it's like a really quiet part and you want to just like. Yeah, like an Oppenheimer when the explosion goes off. Just like crinkle.

[Amanda]

You're going in.

[Shane]

You're like, I need. I. Sorry. I need a sour patch, kid. Last one that I wrote down was smosh will hold a video game world record.

[Spencer]

I think we do that.

[Shane]

I think some sort of video. Some sort of video game world record. Can we hold it? Or a board game world record. Like some sort of gaming world record.

[Amanda]

I love that.

[Spencer]

Like some kind of Monopoly record.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Would be really fun to try and do Resident Evil. Yeah. Do you want one?

[Amanda]

No.

[Spencer]

Just say the word.

[Amanda]

No, Cuz I don't want to make noise.

[Shane]

I don't want to make noise.

[Amanda]

That's like me. That literally is me. In the movie theaters. If I go, I usually go with my two guy friends and they'll eat popcorn and it's like, I'm like.

[Spencer]

I mean, to be a woman is to be silenced.

[Amanda]

And you know what? I was waiting for it.

[Shane]

God damn. I was fucking waiting for you think.

[Amanda]

The gentleman hat does this to him?

[Spencer]

Be loud, bro.

[Shane]

You're right. He does not need to know when he's on Smoshmouth. It's like the top hat's on, and.

[Amanda]

Your top hat is. Your top hat is so long and large.

[Shane]

It keeps getting bigger.

[Amanda]

It keeps getting bigger. And, like, how we need to see.

[Shane]

No, wait. Here's a prediction. How tall can the gentleman's top hats get this year? They should get taller every episode.

[Spencer]

We're gonna have to start making the ask.

[Amanda]

We need to get new costumes, like, yesterday.

[Spencer]

No, I mean. Well, did you know, like, because we did. We did the hat swap. So the hat falls off, and then I had Alex swap it out with an even taller hat.

[Amanda]

I missed that. Where was I looking? Probably at Angela, who always has, like, 100 things, like, in her hands or mouth or whatever.

[Shane]

Got a lollipop and a Nerf dart.

[Spencer]

Dude, that lollipop.

[Amanda]

That lollipop was disgusting.

[Shane]

It was gross.

[Spencer]

It was really gross.

[Amanda]

It was really gross.

[Spencer]

The shot that's kind of been going around of, like, me and you, we both realized we're the werewolf is really funny.

[Shane]

Oh, that was awesome. I can't believe Angela got Tanner twice in one.

[Amanda]

I know. That was crazy.

[Shane]

This was months ago.

[Amanda]

Months. But are those the end of your predictions?

[Shane]

That's all my predictions, Spencer. I'm trying to think of others that fans could do because the chosen at a wedding is what I'm really. The chosen at a wedding is what I'm really excited about. And I. I'm trying to think of other crazy things. Oh, I had one of someone. Okay. Someone will listen to Smoshmouth in Antarctica.

[Amanda]

How do you know that's not already happening?

[Shane]

Selena's eating goldfish. If. If someone's already listened to. We should also see if we can have every continent.

[Amanda]

I would love to get a map of who's listening to Smash Mouth. That would be so awesome.

[Shane]

That'd be really cool. If we could. We should see if every. How many countries.

[Amanda]

Wait, that would be sick.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Should we predict?

[Shane]

I don't. I don't. I don't know geography well enough to predict.

[Spencer]

We say 40. 40. 43.

[Shane]

43 different countries. I think we could have more than that.

[Amanda]

Me too.

[Shane]

I think we'd have.

[Amanda]

I think we can 62.

[Shane]

I think we could be close to 100 than we think.

[Amanda]

Whoa, slow down. Antarctica.

[Shane]

Antarctica. I feel like Antarctica is one country. So that doesn't. You know, it's a. So it's a hard ask that doesn't get as many points.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Country or it's just a place.

[Shane]

It's a God forsaken.

[Amanda]

You're really not helping.

[Shane]

It's a.

[Amanda]

The fans listen.

[Shane]

Awful place. If a pink. A ping. A penguin listening to smash mouth.

[Amanda]

I'm done listening to this bullshit.

[Shane]

He's like, oh, fuck this guy. He doesn't even care about my country. I'm a native Antarctican. I mean, he's going to disrespect.

[Amanda]

It's awesome. I've always wanted to go.

[Shane]

I.

[Amanda]

But I'm kind of scared.

[Shane]

I've always wanted to go to a little bit, but I think going would actually not be fun at all. I think it would actually suck ass.

[Amanda]

Because you are not helping Antarctica. Trying to get fans.

[Shane]

If someone's listening to Smoshmouth in Antarctica, they're a scientist. They're there studying isotopes, and the thing.

[Amanda]

Is about to occur that night.

[Shane]

Yeah. So is it. Is it really him or is it the thing that listens to Smosh?

[Amanda]

That's so true. And if you are, that's the.

[Shane]

That's the tell. It's like, let me. Let me see your watch history.

[Spencer]

They like, kind of fully cracked the ending of the thing.

[Shane]

I heard about that.

[Amanda]

What do you mean?

[Spencer]

They, like, figured out who's the thing and who's not the thing.

[Amanda]

What do you mean?

[Spencer]

Well, you know, at the end it's. Yeah, it's Kurt Russell and. And gargoyles.

[Amanda]

So are you saying it's somebody else?

[Spencer]

Well, no, it's. I mean, well, it's. Keith David is the thing.

[Shane]

Keith David is at the end and.

[Spencer]

Kurt Russell's not the thing.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wouldn't you know that when you watch the end of the thing?

[Spencer]

No, it's kind of ambiguous, but I watched like a play by play where they, like, they kind of dissected it and they.

[Shane]

Pretty cool.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane]

That movie's awesome.

[Amanda]

So good and so many people do repeats of it.

[Shane]

I predict that I will watch the Thing this year.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Spencer]

I already did. I watched.

[Amanda]

You can't predict things that you know you're gonna do.

[Spencer]

Oh, you never know.

[Shane]

What we need to do is we need to have our big, big Trouble in Little China watch party.

[Spencer]

I predict that we're gonna.

[Shane]

We predict we're gonna have a big, big Trouble in Little China watch party.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Smosh has been doing watch parties here at the office, and I. I've been trying to make Big Trouble in Little China happen. And it's like they're allergic to awesome.

[Amanda]

Movies, I guess Nobody wants to watch it. Nobody really wants to watch that.

[Shane]

They're not down for a good time.

[Spencer]

The people who don't want to watch it are the people who haven't seen it yet.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

It's such a good movie.

[Shane]

It's Kurt Russell. Maybe the most fun movie ever.

[Amanda]

Kurt Russell was amazing. Is amazing.

[Shane]

Well, we've gotten through all our segments and we still have time. So this is just us hanging out now.

[Amanda]

I will say I did have something on here because I was upset that Anthony didn't shave his head. I said, someone in the cast will shave their head.

[Spencer]

I was legit thinking about doing it. This your bro?

[Amanda]

My lace. It's okay if that comes out. It's smosh.

[Shane]

It's a Christian show.

[Amanda]

It's okay if the lace comes out. It's predictions, man. It's 2025.

[Shane]

I got Rocket fuel flowing through my veins.

[Amanda]

I've got a hog in my veins. Here we go.

[Spencer]

Your two cans are out some.

[Amanda]

And yet again.

[Spencer]

I'm so sorry.

[Amanda]

Yet again. Fuck me over yet.

[Spencer]

I would, like do four. Formally apologize.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's insane. I think if anyone else said some of this, they would. There'd be a whole Reddit post.

[Amanda]

Spencer gets away with Laugh our asses off. No, I think it's funny.

[Shane]

It's hilarious.

[Amanda]

Something a gentleman would say. Your toucans are out, man. Come into my room.

[Spencer]

The toucans?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

They're out.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

It's got layers, man.

[Amanda]

It's got layers. He's talking about my breasts, but they're actually two cans.

[Spencer]

Two cans. Sam. That's his name. No.

[Amanda]

Wasn't that the Fruit Loop guy?

[Spencer]

Yes.

[Shane]

Yeah, Sam. Which I'm hoping he gets it. Fired. And there's another mascot.

[Amanda]

We're getting fired because he's. No one's eating.

[Spencer]

He's got that. That's not true, dude. Fruit Loops sound so good right now. I am so hungry.

[Shane]

I'm not a Fruit Loop fan.

[Spencer]

That's crazy.

[Shane]

I gotta be honest, man. I'm not a fan of Froot Loops.

[Amanda]

Bringing that up to. So close.

[Shane]

I think. I think Fruit Loops. I had a lot of. I had a lot of different cereals this year.

[Spencer]

That is an L take, my friend.

[Shane]

I thought Fruit Loops were kind of one of the weakest. I tried so many different kinds.

[Amanda]

You had so many different types of.

[Shane]

Every time I was going to the grocery store, I was buying a different box of cereal. And that's. I thought Fruit Loops, I love. Why is that risky?

[Amanda]

It's just wild.

[Spencer]

Risky is a crazy word for that.

[Amanda]

That's Just wild to me.

[Spencer]

No, that's a. So I am fully Team Shane. Cereal is just one of the best foods you can ever have.

[Amanda]

No, I love at any time of day. You guys misinterpret me. I love cereal so much, but it is a danger in my home.

[Spencer]

That's fair.

[Amanda]

Okay, so what were the flavors that you got? Flavors.

[Shane]

So let's try a bunch. I had. I had Lucky Charms. I had Frosted Flakes. I had Reese's Puffs. I had Cocoa Puffs. Wow. Honeycombs, Frosted Mini Wheats. I already said Lucky Charms, I think. But Fruit Loops, I just thought were kind of boring and lame. I thought they were.

[Spencer]

I love the milk. It makes milk at the end. That's an important part of the process.

[Shane]

Yeah. I'm not saying they're bad. I just thought they were kind of lame compared to.

[Amanda]

Compared to Honeycomb one.

[Shane]

One that actually, Honeycomb is crazy that.

[Spencer]

Both of y'all are like, team Honey.

[Amanda]

I love honey.

[Shane]

Honeycombs is pretty good. Never buy the one that. The one that kind of. I. I was like, wow. I forgot how good this is. Is Frosted Flakes. Oh, Frosted Flakes are great.

[Spencer]

Now Frosted.

[Shane]

I don't think I have.

[Amanda]

Great.

[Spencer]

I'm literally sprinting to the kitchen after this, and if there is not cereal, I. I'm. I'm so hungry.

[Shane]

I'm sprint. I'm a sprint there. I'm gonna throw it away. I'm gonna sprint there before you. I'm gonna run really fast. I'm gonna throw it away.

[Spencer]

What's, like, your. Your goat cereal?

[Shane]

My goat cereal is Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Yeah.

[Spencer]

Amen.

[Amanda]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is amazing.

[Shane]

It's so good. It's just.

[Spencer]

It's kind of that girl mine.

[Amanda]

If I were allowing myself to have it. Quaker oatmeal squares.

[Spencer]

Quaker oatmeal squares.

[Shane]

What the fuck, Amanda?

[Spencer]

I don't even know what that is.

[Shane]

You'll be like, if for a treat, maybe I can have a salt block.

[Spencer]

Yeah. Do you want, like, a. Do you want, like, a sugar cube?

[Shane]

Perhaps I could have a block of wheat later.

[Amanda]

Cracked wheat. That's a real thing. Delicious. Goddamn. Of course it is delicious.

[Spencer]

Do you like Werther's?

[Amanda]

Love Werther's. I grew up with Werther's. They look like us.

[Shane]

I'll never forget Nick Kroll's joke of Werther's Originals. The Amber Alert of caramels.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God, that's so awful.

[Spencer]

I will say I do talk shit on Werther's because it's like an old person candy. It's fucking good.

[Shane]

They're delicious. They are delicious.

[Amanda]

And they look like troll belly buttons.

[Spencer]

Okay, okay.

[Shane]

Now you've ruined it. No, no, not troll belly buttons.

[Amanda]

Come on. No one grew up with trolls.

[Spencer]

Like the. The guy. Like the guys.

[Shane]

Little guys that dance.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Like sing.

[Amanda]

No, before troll. Under little. Just under the Norway trolls.

[Spencer]

Like. Like under a bridge.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And they have the little belly buttons with jewels in it.

[Spencer]

No, I didn't like their riddles, bro.

[Shane]

Yeah, I'm not. I'm not down for riddles. Wow, guys, really up.

[Amanda]

That's crazy.

[Shane]

No, it's. But they're. Yeah. No. Quaker oatmeal squares is probably the worst.

[Spencer]

Cinnamon toast cruncher.

[Shane]

Oh, dude.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I have cinnamon toast crunch too.

[Spencer]

Guys, do you ever have a French toast?

[Amanda]

You're dead to me, dude.

[Spencer]

I remember.

[Amanda]

People are gonna love.

[Spencer]

I remember as a kid, like, begging for. For French toast crunch. And I had it. I was like, this sucks.

[Shane]

It sucked.

[Amanda]

I actually had it.

[Shane]

And you know what? Another one sucks is Cookie Crisp.

[Spencer]

Agreed.

[Amanda]

Agreed.

[Shane]

Sucks ass.

[Spencer]

I was like, shocking. Oh, it's cookies. It's not cookies.

[Shane]

When I was a kid, I wanted it so bad for so long.

[Spencer]

That was where my parents drew the line.

[Shane]

They drew the line there too, for me. And then I had it and I was like, oh, this is awful.

[Amanda]

But the marketing is so good. Cuz I still remember the freaking ketchup. Cookie Crisp. I know, it's crazy. Pops. I love pops. Corn Pops.

[Spencer]

Wait.

[Shane]

Oh. Bring it in, guys. Have our predictions written out. Thank you, Selena.

[Amanda]

Bring it in.

[Spencer]

Sorry, one last cereal thing. Barney. My Pebbles. Fruity Pebbles.

[Amanda]

Fruity Pebbles.

[Spencer]

Cocoa Pebbles. Cocoa Pebbles.

[Amanda]

Yeah. No, just have Spencer hold it and.

[Shane]

Then here we'll turn the page.

[Spencer]

Sorry, I feel like I'm.

[Shane]

There's more of them. So we have two pages of stuff. Oh, we have three pages of stuff. We will, when these happen, we'll bring this out and we'll mark it off.

[Amanda]

Watching you guys do this is a joy. An absolute treat.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

So many.

[Amanda]

Damian. Back to white. And I love that. I love that. I love that the most.

[Shane]

Thank you for writing these out, Selena.

[Amanda]

Thank you so much, Selena.

[Shane]

We will keep this on hand.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

And we will see if these predictions come true this year.

[Amanda]

I think the one that's gonna happen the most on mine is Chapel Rome will take a break from music.

[Shane]

You really think so? I think us having another live show is completely in our hands to decide.

[Amanda]

So listen, it was the first one.

[Shane]

That'S a decision we.

[Amanda]

It was a vulnerable one. I wish I never shared it with you guys.

[Shane]

I hope. I hope Chapel Roan doesn't take a break because I love her music.

[Amanda]

I hope so, too. But I think that she would take a break for her.

[Shane]

Oh, totally. And if she takes a break, I'll respect it.

[Amanda]

You better.

[Spencer]

Shane does not respect it.

[Shane]

I'll be. I'll be. Every week. I'll be here being just like. I cannot believe she's on a break. I can't believe it. I'm so mad. I just got into music, and now she's leaving. God, give me a.

[Spencer]

This was the year you got into music?

[Shane]

I got into music. It was pretty cool, man. I. I listened to. I, you know, off and on. I was listening to a lot of new albums. My favorite of the year is still Chapel Rose. That was my favorite.

[Amanda]

I really like Billie Eilish's album last year.

[Shane]

That was really good.

[Amanda]

2024. Loved it.

[Shane]

That was really good. I did like brat a lot. I really like that Magdalena Bay album. That was sick as hell. And then I just listened to a lot of. It. Wasn't all stuff that was coming out this year, but. And, you know, one that I. It's easy to hate on Taylor Swift. I finally heard Fortnite and I was like, okay, this song is. This song is really good.

[Amanda]

I'm not gonna say anything about Taylor Swift.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I don't want the fans to come for me. I like her.

[Shane]

That's fine.

[Spencer]

Is that what you're gonna say?

[Shane]

Is that all you're gonna say?

[Amanda]

Sure.

[Spencer]

I think she's stupid and I hate her.

[Shane]

I think she's so dumb.

[Amanda]

You're gonna get.

[Spencer]

Literally, I just start choking.

[Shane]

I'm like, I think she's dumb.

[Amanda]

No, seriously. I also love Post Malone so much.

[Shane]

Yeah, no, there's the fortnight with Taylor Swift.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Shane]

It's really good.

[Amanda]

That's what I think of it.

[Spencer]

Fortnite.

[Shane]

Fortnite.

[Amanda]

Dude, I played. No, I didn't. I watched you play.

[Shane]

Wait, Spencer, what was your favorite game of 2024?

[Spencer]

Probably Fortnite. Like, Fortnite probably got the most, like, out of me.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Spencer]

If you use creator code, S, P, E, N, N, S, E, R, I get money when you buy stuff on the Fortnite store.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

Make some cash.

[Spencer]

I'm about to make some cash.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Spencer]

Here's the thing. I have, like. I have made money. I make, like. Like, about, like a hundred bucks a month off that. No, I swear to God.

[Amanda]

That's awesome.

[Spencer]

And it's due to viewers like you. And I want to say thank you so much.

[Amanda]

That's awesome.

[Shane]

Hilarious.

[Amanda]

You can buy as much cereal as you want for them just so that.

[Shane]

When you're playing Fortnite, you are giving Spencer money.

[Spencer]

Literally. Low key. Yeah. If you're buying stuff.

[Shane]

My favorite game of the year, it was a big. It was kind of a controversial. It was Balatro. I loved Balatro so much.

[Spencer]

I played a little on. On over the break.

[Shane]

What'd you think?

[Spencer]

I'm not good at it.

[Shane]

You'll get good.

[Amanda]

Balatro.

[Shane]

I could show you Balatro.

[Amanda]

It sounds like a hotel name.

[Shane]

It's poker. It's poker.

[Spencer]

I think you would.

[Shane]

It's psycho poker.

[Spencer]

Well, I don't know if you'd like it.

[Shane]

I think you'd like it.

[Amanda]

I like poker.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

A psycho poker sounds awesome.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

You'd like it, Kiana. I get really liking it because there is so much, like. To me, I feel a little too dumb for it. Where it's like, you really gotta, like, think ahead.

[Shane]

Yeah, a little bit. Once you get into it, you can. You don't have to think as hard.

[Amanda]

My favorite game of the year.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane]

What was your favorite game of the year, Amanda? Because you did play a lot of games.

[Amanda]

I think I watched a lot of games.

[Shane]

That's fair. That counts. That counts.

[Amanda]

I loved playing FNAF VR so much. That's as far as watching. I loved Resident Evil because it's dark and scary and she's into me, bro. Yeah. And then.

[Spencer]

So later today we are going to be playing Resident Evil.

[Amanda]

Yes, we are.

[Spencer]

Village.

[Amanda]

And tomorrow.

[Shane]

And it's time for Lady Dimistrew to meet Lady Dimasu.

[Amanda]

I'm so excited about that, actually. I'm looking forward to that because I have played her and I only, like, saw clips of it and now I'm like.

[Spencer]

So I will spoil a little something. She's not in the game that much.

[Shane]

Yeah. But she's there pretty early on.

[Spencer]

She just. She makes such a, like, no pun intended, such a big impression that it's like she kind of like exploded from like.

[Shane]

Like they were focal point of the trailer, though.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Why are we playing it?

[Spencer]

There's a lot of other fun stuff.

[Amanda]

I don't want to play.

[Shane]

I. Overall, I think Resident Evil 8 wasn't that scary. Except for one part, which is like the scariest shit ever.

[Amanda]

Don't say it.

[Spencer]

6:00Am tomorrow.

[Amanda]

Yeah, no, I know.

[Shane]

4:00Am call time. Playing it for eight hours.

[Amanda]

I will say the craziest thing. Though, was because I used to play GTA when I was younger. Was watching Courtney play gta and when I asked to talk to a person, she told me to press B and I actually punched this poor, innocent woman in the face.

[Shane]

I will tell you, no matter how good I get a gta, you'll still accidentally do that sometimes.

[Amanda]

Well, I didn't accidentally do it. Courtney sabotaged me.

[Shane]

Sounds like you did it. The new GTA will be coming out this year.

[Amanda]

And we watched the trailer.

[Spencer]

How incredible.

[Amanda]

The trailer is so good. And they're in Florida.

[Spencer]

It's all in Miami.

[Amanda]

Miami it is.

[Spencer]

So I'm like, I got the Tom Petty gone, bro. Oh, it's so good.

[Amanda]

So good.

[Shane]

Yeah. Well, anyways, let us know if you.

[Amanda]

Guys have any predictions.

[Shane]

Yeah, let us know your predictions down below.

[Amanda]

And if you have a vote for our predictions, what you think will actually happen.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Oh, I have one. I think we're gonna get you that computer. I think we're gonna. We're gonna. We're gonna build a computer with Shane.

[Shane]

We're gonna. I'm gonna build a PC.

[Amanda]

That's awesome.

[Shane]

Thanks. See you next week, guys. Bye.

[Amanda]

Bye. See ya.