#78 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Tommy Bowe

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Episode #78 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Tommy Bowe

Introduction In Episode #78 of Smosh Mouth, hosts Shayne Topp (Shane) and Amanda Lehan-Canto warmly welcome their special guest, Tommy Bowe. The episode, released on January 27, 2025, centers around the classic “Try Not To Laugh” challenge, infused with the trio's signature humor and engaging conversations.

Guest Introduction: Tommy Bowe The episode kicks off with playful banter as Amanda introduces Tommy Bowe as a special guest. Tommy humorously downplays his uniqueness, stating, “Hi, I'm Tommy. I'm not special. Yay. No one's special. And that way everyone's special” [00:58]. This sets the tone for a relaxed and humorous atmosphere throughout the episode.

Tommy's Podcast and Projects Tommy shares insights about his own creative endeavors, particularly his podcast, Servicing C Word Show. He explains the efficient production process, “I record all the season. Every season. I do all the episodes in one day” [03:14], highlighting his dedication and multitasking skills. The hosts commend his work, with Shane remarking, “It's such an awesome show” [04:11].

TikTok Ban Discussion The conversation shifts to the possible banning of TikTok. Shane mentions, “There are possible legislation that'll extend it another 270 days” [04:33], expressing concern about Tommy’s role in generating TikTok content. The hosts humorously speculate about Tommy going “underground” if TikTok were to be banned, adding a lighthearted twist to the discussion [04:51].

Voice Memo Sharing: History of 'Gay' A standout moment occurs when Tommy plays a voice memo he left for himself. In the memo, he delves into the etymology of the word "gay," saying, “The word gay showed up in English in the 12th century... it was used to mean joyful, carefree, bright, and showy” [25:06]. The hosts find this segment both amusing and insightful, with Amanda expressing her fondness for this version of Tommy [26:19].

Cameo Sharing and Experiences The hosts delve into their experiences with Cameo, sharing funny and sometimes awkward interactions. Shane describes receiving a memorable cameo, “Mackenzie, congratulations on doing so well on that test... that was awesome” [29:08]. Amanda and Tommy share their own cameo experiences, highlighting the quirky and unexpected nature of these personalized messages.

Try Not To Laugh Game As the episode progresses, Shane introduces the main feature: the “Try Not To Laugh” game. The rules are simple—each laugh counts as a point against the participant. The trio engages in witty and spontaneous conversations, attempting to stifle their laughter. Notable laughter-inducing moments include discussions about leprechaun traps, voice memo antics, and exaggerated cameos.

Game Results and Awards The competitive spirit peaks as the game concludes with the tally of laughs:

• Amanda: 19 laughs
• Shane: 14 laughs
• Tommy: 10 laughs

Tommy emerges as the winner, earning a light-hearted reward—“a cameo from me” [60:44]. The segment showcases the hosts' camaraderie and ability to maintain humor under pressure.

Conclusion and Final Remarks Wrapping up the episode, the hosts promote Tommy’s podcast, encouraging listeners to check out his show on YouTube: “First episode with Amanda should be out and then all of last season is still out” [62:09]. The episode closes with heartfelt thanks to Tommy for his participation and a promise of more fun-filled episodes to come.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Tommy Bowe: “I'm not special. Yay. No one's special. And that way everyone's special” [00:58]
• Shane: “It's such an awesome show” [04:11]
• Tommy: “I record all the season. Every season. I do all the episodes in one day” [03:14]
• Tommy (voice memo): “The word gay showed up in English in the 12th century...” [25:06]
• Shane: “Mackenzie, congratulations on doing so well on that test...” [29:08]
• Amanda: “Tommy, you win a 20 gift card too” [61:26]
• Tommy: “I'm the Tiger woods of this podcast” [06:36]

Key Takeaways

• Tommy Bowe’s Podcast: An efficient and creative approach to podcast production, recording entire seasons in single days.
• Social Media Insights: Discussions on the potential impact of TikTok’s ban and its significance for content creators.
• Humorous Interactions: Engaging and spontaneous humor through voice memos, cameo experiences, and playful challenges.
• Community Engagement: Encouraging listeners to participate in similar “Try Not To Laugh” games and providing rewards to winners.

Final Thoughts Episode #78 of Smosh Mouth delivers a blend of humor, insightful conversations, and engaging challenges, making it a must-listen for both regular fans and newcomers. Tommy Bowe’s participation adds a fresh dynamic, enhancing the overall entertainment value of the episode.

Transcript

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

Hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Amanda. No.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

No, no, I. I wasn't done.

[Shane]

You can't mess up what Amanda does.

[Tommy]

I'm sorry, I wasn't. Felt like it was a good pocket.

[Amanda]

And this is our guest, Tommy Bo.

[Shane]

She didn't say special guest.

[Gail]

No, I didn't.

[Shane]

Because she said that for every guest we've ever had, including you.

[Amanda]

Not I'm not special. Not special.

[Tommy]

Hi, I'm Tommy. I'm not special. Yay. No one's special. And that way everyone's special.

[Amanda]

That's right.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Anyways, my intro was ruined and I'm totally fine with that.

[Tommy]

You want to take it back?

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy]

You sure?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Can't make magic twice. Okay.

[Shane]

Tommy, how's it going?

[Tommy]

It's going. We've had a great day today. We've done a lot of silly stuff my brain has done writing, directing and social today. So now we're using the last, last piece of the quarters of my brain.

[Shane]

Yeah. I feel like you can. I could look back and tell when we filmed smosh mouths in the morning or in the afternoon, like after we've filmed sketches or like pit videos.

[Amanda]

Yeah, morning I look fresh like a baby. And then the afternoon it's this.

[Tommy]

You're Snow White hag with the apple.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Thank you so much for recognizing and knowing me.

[Shane]

Damn. Amand. Just one of those like things where like if you turn it certain areas it changes.

[Amanda]

Oh my God. I love those things. You know in like horror, like people have like horror parties. Do you?

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Halloween parties where it's like a little girl, it's like a little kid. She's like this. And then it goes and it's like.

[Gail]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Yes. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Fun.

[Shane]

You're like the Haunted Mansion when the.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Shane]

When the photos change.

[Amanda]

Yeah. That's awesome, guys.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

That's so awesome.

[Amanda]

Thank you.

[Tommy]

Hey, you guys ever stare at those posters that if you cross your eyes a little bit. You can see like a dolphin.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

I've never. Never worked.

[Amanda]

I don't think those are out anymore. I think that was in the 80s. They're out.

[Tommy]

I think they're out. I think they've been released.

[Shane]

They destroyed all of those. It's lost media.

[Amanda]

It's gone.

[Tommy]

Wow.

[Shane]

Government. Tommy, you have a show that's coming out. Oh, like right now, right?

[Tommy]

Yeah. If everything is going according to plan, my first episode of season two of my serving C word show is out with Amanda.

[Amanda]

Yay. I'm episode one.

[Tommy]

You are episode one. I knew that when we filmed.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God, it was so much fun. I just got back from Greece, so I'm very tan and I am wishing I was that tan again. And you and I were just like, huh, done. Connected as usual.

[Tommy]

Yeah. And it was the very first thing in the morning, so it was like 7:30 in the morning.

[Amanda]

It was so. Yeah.

[Shane]

Did you record all the episodes in one day?

[Tommy]

Yes, I record all the season. Every season. I do all the episodes in one day. Because it's cheaper. Because you can just be like, here's the day rate for the building. And it's like, bye, bye.

[Amanda]

You did it.

[Tommy]

Wow. Yeah. That was great, man.

[Amanda]

And you have some really good guests.

[Tommy]

Really good guests. We got Amanda, we got Vic Michaelis from Dropout. We got Sid and Olivia, who that. That episode is cuckoo bananas. That one is. That's the second episode that will come out. We got Chance and we got my friend Haley Jordan from the Fitness Marshall who also has her own YouTube channel, which is very successful. She's very sweet.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

So cool.

[Shane]

Damn.

[Amanda]

So cool. Yeah, my episode.

[Tommy]

Your episode is really good. And will it be another entire year until another season comes out? Most likely.

[Shane]

Who cares?

[Amanda]

Who cares? It takes a lot of work. You're editing it.

[Shane]

You've been working on this for months.

[Tommy]

Oh, yeah. I mean, like, I come up with the graphics, the sound effects, the pacing of the edit, you know, all. Everything that I know how to do, I do. And then, you know, I get other people to help me with, like how do I color this? Things like that.

[Shane]

It's such an awesome show.

[Tommy]

Yeah, thanks.

[Shane]

And also something I was talking about before, right before we started recording, I was seeing things saying that tick tock might last longer. So what are you saying? They were saying that there's possible legislation that'll extend it another 270 days. By the time this airs, maybe it's banned.

[Amanda]

That's because it's supposed to be banned. January 19th.

[Tommy]

16Th, I heard. Oh, no, 19th.

[Shane]

19Th.

[Amanda]

19Th.

[Shane]

But 270, that'd be another nine months.

[Tommy]

That's.

[Shane]

That's huge for you. Cause you're in charge of, like, coming up with all of our TikTok ideas.

[Amanda]

Does that excite you?

[Tommy]

Yeah. If ticket. If TikTok gets banned. They put me back underground.

[Amanda]

No, I know.

[Shane]

They bury you.

[Amanda]

And I saw your little home underground, and I was like, how did he fit? And they were like, we don't care.

[Tommy]

It's kind of like you gotta, like, crack my legs around backwards until I'm like a circle.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

They roll me.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

He's using his legs for the first time all year. And you've done well.

[Tommy]

I've done well. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Now that you've perfected it, you're going back in.

[Tommy]

Going back in. I'm going all the way back in. Yeah.

[Amanda]

So fun to go out there.

[Shane]

Yeah. Under our studio, we found an old abandoned mineshaft and you had actually been buried down there from 100 years ago.

[Tommy]

Yeah. And I'm so glad you guys found me. I'm so glad you guys found me.

[Shane]

We dug you up and were like, hey, we need someone to film our Tiktoks.

[Amanda]

Do you know how to edit and do tiktoks and be a cast member?

[Tommy]

I'm like, sure do.

[Shane]

Can you edit? And you're like, I can learn. I can learn.

[Amanda]

You fanned me. So that's Tommy. This is our special guest.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And today we're gonna do a little fun tntl, as we always. We don't always do on the podcast, actually.

[Tommy]

Oh, yeah. You always.

[Amanda]

We don't. We've probably done under 10 times, right?

[Tommy]

Three or four.

[Shane]

Five.

[Amanda]

Five.

[Shane]

We've done five and now this is the sixth one.

[Tommy]

Wow.

[Shane]

Pretty cool.

[Amanda]

So we've got pretty loose. Like before, we were getting a little way too creative. We're having like a bowl, or you pick things, impressions, and now we're just free balling it.

[Tommy]

That's good.

[Shane]

They've gotten wackier and wackier, but. But it's gonna be a chill time. I mean, look, as we know, just have. We're having a regular conversation.

[Amanda]

Yeah, right.

[Shane]

It's not about just trying to make each other laugh. Let's also just continue to hang out. Yeah, but it matters if you laugh.

[Amanda]

It matters.

[Tommy]

It does matter.

[Shane]

You lose a point, and at the end, whoever's laughed the least amount of times is just the winner.

[Tommy]

We lose a point. How many points do we start?

[Shane]

I think it's.

[Amanda]

No, he's not right.

[Shane]

You're. You're trying to. You're trying to laugh the least amount of times, right?

[Amanda]

So if you laugh, you get. You get, you get like a tick.

[Tommy]

Like golf.

[Amanda]

Like a point.

[Shane]

It's like golf.

[Tommy]

You don't want.

[Amanda]

Yes, exactly. Whoever. Whoever loses, you know, that's really bad for them.

[Shane]

It's really bad. It's a bad look.

[Tommy]

Well, I'll be the Tiger woods of this podcast. Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, which part of Tiger? Which. Which year?

[Tommy]

The successful. The successful. What year for Tiger? The success. That golf part.

[Amanda]

Good. Okay, that's awesome. Yeah, let's. Yeah, let's stick with that. So if you win, you get a gift card.

[Tommy]

I get a gift card.

[Amanda]

What will you buy?

[Tommy]

A quick smell?

[Amanda]

Yeah. $20. It could buy you that.

[Tommy]

Yeah, probably. I'm going to use my mouth. I want to taste it too. I want to get the full for.

[Shane]

20 bucks, I think you can.

[Tommy]

Yeah. Do you ever do that? Do you know about that?

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy]

If you want to, like, smell something better, you use your mouth as well. That's why cats go when they smell stuff is. Cause they're trying to smell it better. What now you go.

[Shane]

No, no, no, no, I'm not doing that.

[Amanda]

I'm not gonna get my restaurant.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Oh, what is this one?

[Tommy]

No, it works. You will get a better. You will get a better smell.

[Shane]

Amanda.

[Tommy]

You don't believe me?

[Shane]

Amanda, you gotta wake up and smell the roses like this.

[Tommy]

I'm like, do I have my cologne on? Hold on. Yep, I do.

[Amanda]

I'm good. Holy. Honestly, I'm good.

[Tommy]

I like your new set, by the way.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Amanda]

My God, thank you so much.

[Tommy]

Long, long time listener. But I do have a question. What is this about the pool?

[Amanda]

It's.

[Shane]

When Shane died, I drowned.

[Tommy]

That's what I thought it was, but I had no idea. I was sorry.

[Amanda]

Any other questions?

[Shane]

Yeah, man.

[Tommy]

No, I've got it.

[Shane]

Any more critique?

[Tommy]

I'm all locked in.

[Shane]

Got the two dollar bill from Hank Green.

[Tommy]

Yep.

[Shane]

Got Mexican. Yes. Haram Harambe.

[Tommy]

Got offline.

[Shane]

Offline. Got the five nights at Freddy's. Stuff.

[Tommy]

Yeah. What's that down there?

[Shane]

That's me as Jack Sparrow from Heartbreaking. I didn't ask cereal because I said adults can eat cereal and Amanda disagree.

[Tommy]

No. Yeah, I made that clip. We did something with that.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Here's the deal. Did I buy myself a box of Quaker oatmeal squares over the holidays?

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I did.

[Shane]

As a Christmas gift.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I did.

[Shane]

You unwrap a president and guess what happens?

[Amanda]

I turned Into a monster. I ate bowls and bowls and bowls until I got sick, so we won't be doing that again.

[Tommy]

Oatmeal is. Has changed my life, so I'm with you.

[Shane]

Oatmeal is incredible.

[Tommy]

Yeah. I was not saying oatmeal squares.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

You're single meal squares.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

She likes to have oatmeal as a cereal.

[Amanda]

Have you had Quaker oatmeal squares?

[Tommy]

That's insane.

[Shane]

I know. It is.

[Amanda]

Have you had Quaker oatmeal squares?

[Tommy]

I don't think so.

[Amanda]

Oh, I'm sure they're great people and young people like me.

[Tommy]

Listen, I love a Raisin Bran, so.

[Amanda]

I will say I love a race.

[Shane]

Okay, now you're living a little. That's the first cereal that's actually like, kind of every other cereal you've named.

[Amanda]

Has been like, listen, I wasn't allowed sugar.

[Shane]

You're an adult now. You can do whatever you want.

[Amanda]

No, I can't. Mommy's still watching me. Mommy knows my moves. Seriously. No, I cannot. My body has trained itself to be like, that is bad. You are lazy.

[Shane]

I understand the job.

[Tommy]

Then she did the job. There is a debate in the Beau household that to this day, is unsolved. It's a mystery that is unsolved.

[Amanda]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tommy]

Some people might call it a personal Mandela effect. So in my childhood, I had Reese's puffs.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

And I was allowed sugary cereal on Wednesdays. That's what I remember. Wednesdays I was allowed to have sugary cereal. Otherwise, my mom would not. Would not let me have them. And so one day, like, I don't know, probably like 10 years ago at this point, I was just like, yeah, remember you got me those Reese's puffs? And I'd have them, like, on Wednesdays when I was allowed. And she was like, I would never. Like, she was like, yeah, no, seriously. She was like, I would not. And I was like, but we did that. She's like, no, there's no way that I would let you do that.

[Amanda]

Did your father let you do that?

[Tommy]

We all. Where. They didn't. They're undivorced. So it was. It would have all been monitored at the same time.

[Amanda]

Oh, so she doesn't remember.

[Tommy]

So saying undivorced instead of still married is crazy. Anyway.

[Amanda]

It means they're, like, on their way one day.

[Tommy]

Undivorced.

[Amanda]

Anyway, so you made it up.

[Tommy]

So that's. I'm going to assume I made it up because I was a younger person. So, like, I. My memory.

[Shane]

No, I. I Unfortunately think that's very much a boomer thing. Because I feel like everyone has an experience where it's like, yeah, this thing that happened to me as, as a kid.

[Tommy]

Right.

[Amanda]

My parents go, no, no, it didn't.

[Shane]

They. I think our parents take. I don't remember as that never happened.

[Amanda]

Yeah, right.

[Tommy]

Fortunately, 100 they do that age. It makes sense.

[Amanda]

But then it had to have happened because they bought the cereal for you.

[Tommy]

Well, that's what I remember. It's not like we still have remnants of the cereal.

[Amanda]

If you could find a clue, you.

[Shane]

Find a reason behind the fridge. Look, look.

[Amanda]

Reese's puffs is too much though. That it's too much.

[Shane]

It's a lot. I'm not going to spend.

[Tommy]

All the other kids had the delicious fricking cereal.

[Amanda]

What's the delicious cereal in your mind?

[Tommy]

Oh, Lucky Charms. The any like big like Sugar Town shit.

[Amanda]

That stuff gets soggy in a millisecond. You better eat that whole bowl.

[Tommy]

Gets soggy but has. But has use as an adult. Ever got a box of Lucky Charms, popped that open and plucked out all of the marshmallows and threw the rest away?

[Shane]

No, no, no, I haven't.

[Amanda]

Cuz I'm not psychotic.

[Shane]

No. And I will. I will make the claim. Like I think it's. I think Lucky Charms is perfectly balanced. I, I don't want all the marshmallows.

[Tommy]

Out of.

[Amanda]

The other stuff.

[Shane]

Makes the marshmallows taste good. You need the mixture of textures.

[Amanda]

I think if that whole cereal is bogus, why do I want, okay, marshmallows, sick little marshmallows and weird little cheerio type, you know, snacks in there. And also they're making fun of leprechauns.

[Shane]

You are making this. They are not making fun of Ireland. They are not making fun of leprechauns.

[Amanda]

What's. What's the mascot?

[Shane]

A leprechaun. Lucky if you are.

[Tommy]

Let us know in the comments if you are offended by leprechaun.

[Amanda]

Wait, this actually brings up something. I was talking to my friend. Did you guys. And this is what's fucked up. And now I'm a bad person.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Amanda]

You guys ever make leprechaun traps?

[Shane]

What?

[Tommy]

You can't.

[Shane]

You can't get mad at us reading Lucky Charms and then say, yeah, I tried to kill them as a kid.

[Amanda]

I didn't.

[Shane]

You guys ever go hunting?

[Amanda]

I didn't kill them. You trapped.

[Shane]

You just trap them and keep them in your basement.

[Amanda]

They made me do it in school.

[Tommy]

Do you tag and release them so you trap them and they tag them.

[Amanda]

Release them, and you kind of leave and stuff. And, like, you leave gold. No, you're getting this wrong. Hear me out.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Yes. You leave gold chocolates, and they come in and you trap them and then you go, I caught a leprechaun. And then you're supposed to release it in the wood forest woods.

[Tommy]

And did this ever happen to you?

[Amanda]

I never actually caught one because I felt bad about it.

[Shane]

Do you know anyone who caught one?

[Amanda]

I think my sister did.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I don't know where she's been ever since.

[Shane]

Caught a leprechaun.

[Amanda]

My. I haven't seen her since 1998.

[Tommy]

Follow the. Follow the leprechaun into the woods.

[Amanda]

No, seriously. She let that leprechaun go, and she has not returned home.

[Tommy]

The leprechaun was six foot one.

[Shane]

Yeah, it was actually just some guy.

[Amanda]

Some guy so scary.

[Shane]

Caught with a bear trap.

[Amanda]

It's. No one made a left.

[Shane]

What does a leprechaun trap look like?

[Amanda]

You know those things in school where they make you, like, out of a shoebox and, you know, in there. Did you guys have creative learning in your school?

[Tommy]

Yes, we had beautiful. I had a beautiful, creative childhood, but not.

[Amanda]

Did you ever do shoebox Leprechaun catching. I went to school with a lot of Irish people. We're. We're messed up people. And that's fine. Listen, it's fine. I never caught a leprechaun. It was school. I said, I don't want to do this. They said, you must. And I said, it's wrong. And they said, do it, Amanda.

[Shane]

So far on this podcast, everything you go, so I had a normal childhood. We did this thing, and it's always followed by something that all of us are like, what? What? What?

[Amanda]

Did you always think the things you did in childhood was the same as everyone else.

[Shane]

That's fair.

[Amanda]

And then when you bring. Every time I bring it up here, I'm always like, oh, no, what happened to me?

[Shane]

Right? You might have lived in Narnia your whole life and then showed up here. That might explain.

[Amanda]

Didn't we talk about Narnia? Didn't we talk about that people have sex and Narnia. Didn't we talk about this?

[Shane]

We did. Hey. Okay.

[Amanda]

Worry about it. Let's.

[Shane]

We're 15 minutes in. Let's just start the.

[Tommy]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Why aren't we playing?

[Shane]

Let's start the competition and continue this. And continue this conversation. All right. We're starting it now.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Shane]

And now. But we can continue with whatever we're talking about.

[Amanda]

I know we're done with.

[Shane]

But now if you laugh, it counts.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Shane]

All right. Officially starting.

[Tommy]

I'm so serious.

[Shane]

Okay, so wait. You might have lived in Narnia.

[Amanda]

Yeah, but I never had a wardrobe.

[Tommy]

You may have lived in Narnia.

[Shane]

Well, I was saying.

[Amanda]

That's what Shane is saying. She's not correct.

[Shane]

Leprechauns. She didn't know Harambe.

[Tommy]

Yeah, well, how do you feel about goats? Bottoms of goats with the top of a man.

[Shane]

How do you feel about that?

[Tommy]

How do you feel about it?

[Amanda]

Pretty hot.

[Tommy]

How do you feel about big hooves?

[Amanda]

Know what I'm saying?

[Tommy]

Okay. You know what they say about big hooves? Are you gonna finish? Okay, great.

[Shane]

This actually reminds me of something. So I saw a post recently. Some of our listeners, they were getting recommended on Spotify. It was saying, oh, listeners of Smoshmouth also listen to this. And it was the audiobook version of a book that I have heard of called Morning Glory Milking Farm. And it's a popular book, and I'm not kidding.

[Tommy]

I'm not happy about words.

[Amanda]

What you do is not.

[Shane]

Are you aware of this book?

[Tommy]

No.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

But I'd love for you to explain it.

[Tommy]

Mommy. Morning Milking.

[Shane]

Morning Glory Milking Farm. It is a romance novel.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Shane]

And I. I. Look, I heard about it. I've looked it up on Bookfall.

[Amanda]

You've heard about it? You've listened to it?

[Shane]

I have not listened to it. I might read it. I'm not. I don't judge.

[Amanda]

I heard. I thought it was an audiobook.

[Shane]

It is also an audiobook.

[Tommy]

Will you listen or read?

[Shane]

Ooh, I'll probably read.

[Tommy]

Okay. Why?

[Amanda]

You don't want to hear?

[Shane]

So I can narrate my. Myself in my head?

[Amanda]

Like you get turned on by your own voice.

[Shane]

No, I'm saying so I can, like, read it at my own pace. I just don't want to have someone else.

[Amanda]

Oh, he wants to fast.

[Tommy]

Do audiobooks make sound effects, too? Do they set the scene?

[Shane]

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, possibly.

[Tommy]

Possibly.

[Amanda]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Shane]

There you go.

[Amanda]

Wait.

[Shane]

One for Amanda. That sucks for you.

[Amanda]

Audiobooks don't do that. Don't they go like.

[Shane]

Oh, what?

[Amanda]

No, that's video games.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, that's video games you're thinking of. Anyways, also, about this book. So from what I've heard about this book, it takes place in a. It's got. It's some sort of fantasy world.

[Amanda]

Milking Maids.

[Shane]

Morning Glory.

[Tommy]

How Mommy.

[Shane]

Morning Glory. Milking Farm.

[Amanda]

Mommy Milking Maid. Mummy.

[Tommy]

Morning Milk.

[Shane]

Milking Farm. Let Me.

[Tommy]

I got it.

[Shane]

I'll pull up the. The COVID of this.

[Amanda]

This is real. This is not you pulling out of your ass.

[Shane]

You guys think I'm. I'm pulling your leg.

[Amanda]

Don't pull our leg.

[Tommy]

Don't pull our leg out of your ass.

[Amanda]

Don't pull our leg.

[Shane]

I'll show you the COVID leg. This book has like, tens of thousands of.

[Amanda]

Wait, is this.

[Tommy]

That's how incredible.

[Shane]

Let me find the.

[Tommy]

If you're listening to this audio only, we've got a big bull man with a buff body and a very small woman leaning into him.

[Amanda]

But she's. She's got a loose gown on it and pulled down over her shoulders, which always means wild. And her hair is free.

[Tommy]

Free.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

How do you say egg?

[Amanda]

Egg.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Amanda]

What do you mean?

[Tommy]

How do you say egg?

[Shane]

Egg.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Shane]

I've heard that. I say it weird.

[Amanda]

You say leg. Weird.

[Shane]

Leg. Like. Like with leg. Like. I'm Canadian. Let me try to find. I think this is the summary right here.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Shane]

Violet needs a job to help her pay her bills until she can find work in her chosen profession. When she sees a job posting at the Morning Glory Farm, she decides to take a chance on it as it pays well, even if she's hesitant. And that work entails milking minotaurs, AKA giving. Cut that last one. I want. I want this one. Okay, here it is. Here it is. Violet is a typical down on her luck millennial, mid-20s, overeducated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.

[Tommy]

Whoa.

[Shane]

Morning Glory Milking Farm offers full time hours, full benefits, and generous pay. With no experience needed.

[Amanda]

Full time.

[Shane]

There's only one catch. The clientele is grade A certified prime beef with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Milking minotaurs isn't something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she's determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune. And then it keeps going. But that's. That's the picture. There's.

[Amanda]

I just need it.

[Shane]

And they draw reviews on Goodreads.

[Tommy]

Did they draw that hog? You can always take a.

[Shane]

No. It's the COVID There's no. There's no hog on the COVID You're drooling, Amanda.

[Tommy]

Please suck it back in.

[Shane]

Oh, but that author apparently only writes romance about monsters.

[Tommy]

Got him.

[Shane]

Well, there you go.

[Amanda]

It's crazy how millennial she is, and also she's, like, milking it. She's really, like, about to fall apart here. 7,813 reviews.

[Shane]

Yeah, look at this.

[Amanda]

Look at her. Millennial.

[Tommy]

So millennials.

[Amanda]

What people think millennials are is that we're just totally in debt and we have to move into our parents and we have to milk minotaurs.

[Shane]

Well, most of that.

[Amanda]

Bait romance.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

What is a monster bait?

[Tommy]

Put. Put it together.

[Amanda]

Oh, masturbate.

[Shane]

Yes. Put it together.

[Amanda]

Holy crap. This is a wild world. Oh, this one's from the. The writers from Cleveland, Ohio. That's so Ohio. That's a Gen Z term.

[Tommy]

Wow, look at you.

[Shane]

There you go.

[Amanda]

Yeah, they really put it.

[Tommy]

Pulled it together.

[Amanda]

She's always preferred beasts to boys. That's the author. This is the author. That's the unknown darkness and shadows to the Chad next door. She lives in a crumbling old Victorian with a scaredy cat, Deshant. Nope.

[Tommy]

One more time.

[Amanda]

Deschant.

[Tommy]

Okay, whatever.

[Amanda]

That dog is where she writes non traditional romances featuring beastly boys with equal, equal parts heart and heat and is waiting and Dick.

[Shane]

That's got to be awesome. Imagine people being like, what do you do for a living?

[Amanda]

It's like she's waiting for a Hallmark Channel to get with the program and start a paranormal lovers series.

[Shane]

Honestly, it would probably do really well.

[Tommy]

That would do really well.

[Amanda]

There's a lot of Minotaur books. Can we look at this? A soul to keep.

[Tommy]

Oh, wow.

[Amanda]

And all of the women are millennial.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Tommy]

Okay. There's my Minotaur husband.

[Shane]

There you go.

[Tommy]

We got a. He looks like he just got done doing some construction work. He's got a very. He's well endowed.

[Amanda]

He's in the sauna.

[Tommy]

He's well endowed. Oh, is he in the sauna? I think he's. No. There's a construction site. That's a building. He's, like, working.

[Shane]

He has to work.

[Tommy]

Building. He's got to work.

[Shane]

Strong as an ox.

[Tommy]

Here we go. The dragon's bride. Ooh, they're chained together.

[Shane]

Oh, boy.

[Tommy]

That's cool. Dragon. Okay.

[Shane]

Ow.

[Tommy]

Ooh. A soul to heal. That's nice. It's like a demon soul.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Do they have souls on the bottom of their feet?

[Shane]

Demon feels a little more like.

[Tommy]

Demon's more fun. Mainstream Minotaur is where you like.

[Shane]

Minotaur is. That's a lot.

[Tommy]

Okay, we got a spider guy with this woman, Tiffany Roberts, and it's called. Can you pronounce that for me?

[Amanda]

Fin. Snared. Ensnared. Ensnared.

[Tommy]

Oh, it's ensnared.

[Amanda]

Why is it always women trying to get with these animals?

[Shane]

Well, I think that.

[Tommy]

Can you tell us?

[Shane]

I think the consumer base.

[Amanda]

I think men are. I think we're getting sick of men and we have to go to the other side. Spider people.

[Tommy]

Spider people. From men to mentor and minotaur dudes just don't read. That's true. I can confirm that.

[Amanda]

You read all the time.

[Shane]

He's a cool. Most dudes don't read though.

[Tommy]

I'm a. I'm a dude that doesn't read most.

[Amanda]

You wouldn't get on that minotaur milking farm.

[Tommy]

No, I don't think I'd like it.

[Amanda]

Stunned by that.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

There's so many things that are happening there. Thanks for bringing that up. Why did you bring it up?

[Tommy]

Because that's what's being recommended after I.

[Shane]

Was brought up because I saw someone say like, I'm sorry, A lot of our listeners, it was like, oh, you might also. Listeners are also enjoying this. Listeners. Some of our listeners are.

[Tommy]

Are enjoying that.

[Amanda]

What?

[Tommy]

Yeah, because they're not getting that data out of nowhere.

[Shane]

And so you're judging us for liking Lucky Charms. Think about that.

[Tommy]

Think about that.

[Amanda]

Listen, I'm not against people wanting to see a minotaur get milked. That's fine. Get it?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Awesome. Why not? Hey, sir.

[Tommy]

You know, I did not prep much for this. Try not to laugh adventure. But I. In the process of thinking of things and looking through things, I did find a gift that I left myself.

[Shane]

Oh God.

[Amanda]

Oh my God.

[Tommy]

I went through my voice memos and I found one that was just labeled like new memo 144 or something. And it is I now I don't black out. I don't black out.

[Shane]

Uh huh.

[Tommy]

I don't know if I was very stoned or what. But I don't remember making this. I don't remember the setting in which I would have made this. However, there is a voice memo of a very non sober Tommy talking to Tommy. And so I'd love to share that and see if you can make it through.

[Shane]

How confident are you that this is going to make us laugh?

[Tommy]

It might not. It made me laugh a lot. But I'm me.

[Shane]

Okay? Okay. Got it.

[Tommy]

Today I will be telling you about the history of the word gay. Okay, so gay has been in the English language for a very, very long time. Okay. It's changed meanings multiple times. So first the word gay showed up in English in the 12th century from the old French word gay, gay, which means full of joy and mirth. Now you're thinking, Tommy, what is mirth? Well, mirth is amusement, especially as expressed in laughter. And they also gay. We're back to gay. And we're back to gay. And they also come from the old German word gai, which means impulsive. Oh, well, still tracks. For such centuries, gay was used to mean joyful, carefree, bright, and showy. The showy part stuck for sure. For example, the 1890s are called the gay 90s. Gay 90s over here. That's it. I. I got to the 1890s and stopped the memo.

[Amanda]

I love this version of Tommy so much because he's just like, yeah. So anyways, that's pretty fun. 1812. Yeah, I'm having 90s. I love this version of Tommy. He's so like, just like. Yeah. Anyways, so can you believe that Tommy.

[Shane]

Got high and turned into Truman Capote for a second?

[Tommy]

I did. I did.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

That is brilliant.

[Shane]

That's fun.

[Tommy]

Yeah, that was really fun. A beautiful gift. I highly recommend doing that to yourself. If you're ever, like feeling really goofy.

[Shane]

That'S the right thing to do. As opposed to calling someone or texting someone when you're not sober, you should just leave a voice memo for yourself. That's really fun.

[Amanda]

I love voice memos.

[Shane]

Something. It reminds me. Something I wanted to talk about is, okay, I didn't hop on this train, but this was a big thing.

[Amanda]

You didn't have a ticket.

[Shane]

What? So this was a big thing for the past couple months is I first started seeing it from Spencer, but I feel like everyone was on it. Is you guys were all doing cameo.

[Amanda]

Oh, yes.

[Shane]

And I kept getting served on TikTok. Your guys's cameos.

[Tommy]

That's right.

[Shane]

That and it was awesome. I don't like that I saw one of yours.

[Amanda]

I don't like that.

[Shane]

It was great.

[Tommy]

I do like it.

[Shane]

Everyone's was. Was great. Spencer's were top notch because, I mean, it's just the most Spencer thing. It's like, like in bed, him like leaning back, just like chilling.

[Tommy]

Just.

[Shane]

He just kind of starts ranting too. He's just kind of having a good time. But I got served a couple of yours. They were great. I saw a couple of chances. I was like, man, everyone's doing this. This is really fun. It's a lot of fun.

[Amanda]

It is a lot of fun.

[Shane]

I didn't tell you guys. I actually was doing it. I was doing it and I doing it. Mine didn't get served to anyone. That kind of bummed Me out, but I was really. I was going hard.

[Amanda]

Did anyone request?

[Shane]

People were requesting them. So I've got a couple that I. I have if you guys want to see.

[Tommy]

Yep.

[Shane]

Do you guys see some of these? For those at home just listening, you're gonna be able to get the vibe. I made sure when I was doing these cameos that I'm like, okay, I want to make sure that, you know.

[Tommy]

That when I play them on this.

[Shane]

Podcast, anyone that anyone could. Could listen to this and get it, because I, you know, that's how I roll. All right, here's. Here's one that I got. This was one of the first ones. I was like, okay. Like, you know, but I understood the vibe. Mackenzie, congratulations on doing so well on that test. As I should say, impressive. The chosen. Sounds like you're doing great at byu. Hope you're not soaking too hard and keep on doing your thing. That's, you know, that's what I always am saying when I'm reading those Reddit stories. You know how it is. All right.

[Amanda]

Oh, God, you're awful.

[Shane]

No, really good. I think that was a really good one.

[Tommy]

Get a good rating for that. Good review.

[Amanda]

No one should pay for that.

[Shane]

Yeah, I got a really good rating.

[Tommy]

Got a really good review.

[Amanda]

Unfortunately, I think there's a lot that are like that, but not ours.

[Tommy]

No, not ours. We deliver.

[Amanda]

And do you have another.

[Shane]

I maybe have others that'll wait. Show later.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Did you get good reviews on that one?

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, I got great. I.

[Amanda]

What review did you get?

[Shane]

Good. Really good.

[Amanda]

Huh?

[Shane]

They said.

[Tommy]

Yeah, people said.

[Shane]

People. They said it was really good. Saw that.

[Amanda]

So how come you're not looking at us?

[Tommy]

Oh.

[Shane]

Oh, well, they said people were like, it's really good.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah, I got. I got 50 cameo points for that one.

[Tommy]

And that's what they do is they give out cameo points.

[Shane]

Yeah. And then you use that and you go to the store and you can buy different.

[Tommy]

You can buy cameo merch.

[Shane]

Oh, and filters.

[Tommy]

That's right.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. That's awesome.

[Tommy]

That's great. Shane.

[Amanda]

I love that app that you're on for you.

[Shane]

Thanks, guys.

[Amanda]

That was a really good cameo.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Amanda, do you have anything to show the class?

[Amanda]

I do, actually. What's so crazy is I don't know why people were calling my phone thinking it was for you or you. Like, I kept getting voicemails.

[Tommy]

Is that right, guys? Yeah. Really?

[Amanda]

And I was like, call them, like. And they didn't, and it's fine. But Tommy Ups called me, like, 4 million times. And then finally they left a voicemail. I was like, okay, great. Leave a voicemail. So, okay, I saved.

[Tommy]

I'm ready.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

All right.

[Amanda]

So that you could hear it, because I think it's important.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Gail]

Hello, Tommy Bo.

[Amanda]

This.

[Gail]

Messages for Tommy Bo. This is Gail down at the ups. I just kind of let you know that we've received a very large package. And my driver. We got a driver. Tim. Hey, Tim.

[Amanda]

Tim, can you turn off that.

[Gail]

Can you turn off that fax? Thanks. My driver, Tim over here is. He's having trouble delivering it to your place, your apartment, because he says the package is too big.

[Amanda]

Now, unfortunately, legally, we're Ryan Seacrest here.

[Ryan]

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[Shane]

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[Gail]

Required to go through the package to make sure there's no batteries or. Or water or anything that could radiate unnecessary amount of heat. So we went through the package and we noticed if extra large supply of Viagra. Now we're having trouble wrapping our brains around it, you know, because that's a lot of Viagra for one guy. And we're just worried about you. We're worried about your health and we're worried about your partners. Now, if you can't get your penis up, that's one thing. But if you can't get your penis up and you need a lot of pills, that's another thing, okay? Those are two things that are actual things. And so we're concerned for you, okay? And Tim.

[Amanda]

Deb Gator of the facts.

[Gail]

No, just press the off button.

[Amanda]

Tim's a problem.

[Gail]

Press the off button, Tim. Okay, so Tommy Bo. So you're gonna have to drive down here to the ups, and it's right on 24 lickalock street and we need you to come and pick up this package, okay? Because we can't deliver it. And also we're worried for your safety. So you can't get your penis up. That's a tough thing. But you know what? I read this book and it says it's all mental. All righty. Thank you. We'll See you soon. Have a great day. And wait for a second to review this call.

[Shane]

God.

[Tommy]

Wow.

[Shane]

Lick a lock.

[Tommy]

That's a long. That's a long voicemail.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I was like, damn, Gail, back up.

[Tommy]

Gail.

[Amanda]

That was her name.

[Tommy]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

She must be your local UPS lady.

[Tommy]

Yeah, she is.

[Amanda]

She knows you pretty well. Feel bad for that Tim guy.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Anyways, so go pick up your package.

[Tommy]

If I. Yeah, I have to rent to U Haul first. It's kind of an ordeal.

[Amanda]

Whoa, Big package.

[Shane]

No one's, I think, dealing at that point.

[Tommy]

Yeah, no one's waiting on. On me. So I can grab. Grab those. Can grab those anytime.

[Shane]

All right, you guys want to see another cameo?

[Tommy]

Yeah, I'd love to see.

[Amanda]

Yeah, we'd love to see another cameo.

[Shane]

Yeah, I'll show you another cameo.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

Let's see.

[Shane]

Hey, Steven.

[Tommy]

Oh, so, Shane, your framing's a bit bad.

[Shane]

I can't wear a grown up diaper and stomp on the camera and say, you've been a bad guy. Right. But I can do the next best thing and I can tell you, oh, hey, you're doing great.

[Amanda]

This angle is not your favorite pizza.

[Shane]

Place, so there's that. Hope you're having a good day.

[Tommy]

And it's like an egg going back into the chicken.

[Shane]

Yeah, just making, you know, that's. That's what I'm always saying when I'm reading those Reddit stories.

[Tommy]

So there it is.

[Shane]

Brutal.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Tommy]

Oh, he said it.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God, he said it.

[Tommy]

That's great.

[Amanda]

No, he doesn't know how to turn it off.

[Tommy]

No, he's got to stop recording. He's got to stop recording. Oh, no, no, it's still going.

[Amanda]

Oh, God, those make me really sad.

[Shane]

Well, you know, I don't. I think. But it's, you know, the point is that it's making someone really happy.

[Amanda]

I don't know who. I don't. I don't know who. I don't know who's happy from those. No one's reposting them.

[Tommy]

They're happy. Who? No, they're happy.

[Amanda]

Tommy. Don't give that to him. He doesn't deserve it. Reddit stories.

[Tommy]

Brutal.

[Shane]

That's what I'm always saying. Okay, can I say the graduation video from 2019 where Courtney and a bunch of people through, like, my graduation, my college graduation, Something that got cut from the video is. Oh, yeah, Damien got a bunch of cameos for me from a bunch of celebrities from different celebrities. There was Gilbert Gottfried. There was the voice of Solid Snake, and then the best one was Mark McGrath.

[Tommy]

Oh, God.

[Shane]

From Sugar Ray.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And it was like that. He goes on forever.

[Tommy]

He doesn't stop.

[Shane]

It's like three minutes. And it could have stopped at 30 seconds.

[Tommy]

Why?

[Shane]

Because Damian was just like, hey, this is Shane. He loves in and out. And all the. Like, he threw out a couple inside jokes. And it comes to a point, like, you think it's over? He's like, awesome, man. Congrats on graduating. And. Yeah, in and out. I. Dude, I love In N Out. It's so awesome. That's, like, my favorite restaurant in la. I love to go there, get, like. I think I get, like, the numbers. He just kept going. And you're like, oh, my God. He's not stopping. It was awesome.

[Amanda]

I feel like there are celebrities on. Because before I got on cameo, I looked at, like, a lot of people, and there are celebrities on cameo that they have the camera set up. They're sitting in a weird place. There's so much headroom. And they're like, hi, yeah, Amy, it's your birthday. And you're like, oh, no, no, no, no.

[Shane]

Those are the ones you want. Those are the ones you want. You want the weird ones.

[Tommy]

Those. And ours.

[Amanda]

Yeah, ours are mine. Really? Mine are really. Mine are like.

[Tommy]

I try. I mean, I get a lot. I get a lot of ask me advice, you know, or, like, give me advice stuff. And I try and make it, like a little FaceTime, like, yeah. A little message from me sometimes.

[Amanda]

Mine are like, be Sarah Christ and yell at me and tell me to get out of bed.

[Tommy]

And I'm like, and when you do that, do you. It's like, because I've been asked to do stuff, and I'm like, I don't have the costume or wig at my home, so I can't, like, no, I'll.

[Amanda]

Do the voice, and then I'll be like, you're a piece of shit. Get out of bed.

[Tommy]

I've had to do. Wait. I've also had to do an alarm, a morning alarm. It was great. Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

That's pretty awesome. I saw that one. That's when I got served.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

Doing a morning alarm for someone. I love that.

[Amanda]

Do they ever ask you to have, like, oh, put. You know, I want you and Angela to be in the video.

[Tommy]

Oh, yes. And I always tell them that that's. I say that that's illegal. I don't know if it's illegal, but. No, if you're in the.

[Amanda]

If you're paying, they're not available.

[Tommy]

Right. And they should make. If it's a money thing, you know? It's like I can't give them a day rate for being in my cameo.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah, but your cameos are.

[Shane]

Thanks. This next one was probably my favorite.

[Tommy]

Oh, we got another.

[Shane]

This one's probably. This one's really good.

[Tommy]

I thought we were.

[Amanda]

I was actually ending it.

[Shane]

I thought this one was really good. You gotta go, Jake. Your mom says you gotta go. You gotta get out. It's time to go, Jake.

[Amanda]

God.

[Shane]

It's time to go.

[Amanda]

Are you in a toilet?

[Tommy]

Yep. I've never seen you look sicker.

[Amanda]

I know you. You haven't looked good in a single one of your camps.

[Tommy]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

And that. And that's, like. That's not what people want. They want to see you at your hottest, hottest, sexiest. How did I know that you were on a toilet?

[Shane]

You called it.

[Tommy]

You can tell.

[Shane]

You called it out right before I flushed the toilet.

[Amanda]

And that was awesome.

[Tommy]

It was. It was the white lighting.

[Amanda]

The one or one or two.

[Tommy]

What are you. Oh, Shane, Was it cameo.

[Shane]

It's not real.

[Tommy]

Oh, it's not real.

[Amanda]

Okay, first of all, all my cameos are very authentic.

[Tommy]

My cameos are very real.

[Amanda]

If I'm gonna do it on the toilet, I'm gonna do it for real.

[Tommy]

That's right.

[Amanda]

Are you joking? Even Mark McGrath, he would take a shit on it, and he would beat me.

[Shane]

He would have actually taken a shit if I paid him for it.

[Amanda]

He still is on cameo.

[Tommy]

Full on, he said.

[Shane]

I believe it.

[Tommy]

Yep. Sets up his stuff in the bathroom.

[Shane]

And, you know, what's his rate?

[Amanda]

I don't know. I'm not. Do you want another?

[Tommy]

I've had four separate people in my life over the last four or five years.

[Shane]

What is this about to be.

[Tommy]

Try and get an Abby Lee Miller cameo for me.

[Shane]

Ah.

[Tommy]

And her. Her cameo. $100. That's. It's pricey.

[Shane]

That's pricey. But that's. But that is doable.

[Amanda]

But what are you gonna get?

[Shane]

Like, if four friends went in together, Right.

[Tommy]

Anyway, she's always rejected. I think she knows me. I'm gonna. That's my. That's my fun thing that I give myself. That's delusional. Is that she knows who I am.

[Shane]

She knows who you are.

[Amanda]

What if I got one for me, but then we. It was just, like. For you.

[Tommy]

That would be like.

[Amanda]

I told her it's for Amanda, and you weren't even involved.

[Tommy]

And then you had her and I.

[Amanda]

Play it to you, and we just, like, bleep out Amanda.

[Tommy]

Well, that's really fun, Amanda. I'd really like that.

[Shane]

Do you think your friends have requested just too insane of stuff from her?

[Tommy]

Yeah, I know Kiana once asked for one, and there was a lot of innuendo to. When. When my birthday is. The day of my birthday. There's a lot of sly little things. Yes, there was a lot of little, sly things. Anyway, yeah, I'd like to. I know at every point during the podcast, your guest has to sing the song that they wrote. So I'm gonna go ahead and do that.

[Shane]

That's awesome.

[Amanda]

We're so glad for that.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Tommy]

You're so glad for it.

[Amanda]

I'm glad for it.

[Tommy]

Out of ten. How glad?

[Amanda]

Five and a half.

[Tommy]

It's not that glad. Thank you, Shane.

[Amanda]

I'm gonna.

[Tommy]

Oh.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Tommy]

Thank you. Can I get a beat? Can I get a beat?

[Amanda]

Boom, boom, boom, boom?

[Tommy]

There's a real cool guy That I think you should know? He's the. Whoa. Sorry, I said it wrong. There's a real good cool guy That I think you should meet? He's the guardian of all our streets? Trust in him and you'll be safe? Cause this guy is super great? 82 red, white and blue? He's looking after me and you? His middle name is Robinette? And he was once the president? Joe Biden.

[Shane]

Boom, boom?

[Tommy]

I miss you, Joe Biden? Keep beatboxing.

[Amanda]

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom?

[Tommy]

Every night I dream about me and Joe. We're eating fajitas and watching a show. Then all of a sudden, Joe becomes a horse. I said, what does that mean? Does Joe know? I asked Joe Biden, what does this mean? He says, tommy, I love you. Then I wake up from the dream. Joe Biden, boom, boom? I miss you, Joe Biden.

[Amanda]

What is happening?

[Shane]

What happened?

[Amanda]

That was the.

[Shane]

I thought it was about to be a Smoshmouth song, and then it became that.

[Amanda]

No, no, no, wait.

[Tommy]

Yes, I'll take. I am now open for questions.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Tommy]

Oh, and I'll take questions on that.

[Amanda]

Okay. Why did Joe Biden become a horse?

[Tommy]

He didn't answer me in the dream, so I have no answers.

[Amanda]

Is this a real dream?

[Tommy]

Excuse me?

[Amanda]

Is this a real dream that you had?

[Shane]

Did you make that up?

[Tommy]

In the same way that magicians don't reveal their magic tricks? I'm not going to reveal whether it was a real dream or not. Are dreams real? That's the question we should be asking.

[Shane]

Oh, shit.

[Amanda]

They are.

[Tommy]

What was your question, Jade?

[Shane]

When. When did you make that?

[Tommy]

When did that.

[Shane]

When did you make that song?

[Amanda]

Last night Last night. This. This is.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Last night kind of thing.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

And so.

[Amanda]

It didn't. Last night.

[Shane]

Yeah, I get that. I get that. Yeah, and I get that.

[Amanda]

And so.

[Shane]

Yeah, and I get that.

[Amanda]

I just. Yeah.

[Tommy]

And did you. Like, out of 10, can you tell me how much you liked it?

[Amanda]

I actually really, like.

[Shane]

I actually thought that was really.

[Amanda]

I mean, I didn't appreciate getting yelled at, but I did like the song. Okay, I would say 8 out of 10.

[Tommy]

Okay, I'll take that.

[Amanda]

And. And if I were to rate Shane's cameos, I would say his were like a three out of ten.

[Tommy]

I'd say one or two out of ten. One other thing I'd like to share is what I call the Mr. Pervert beta test.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Tommy]

This is when I was trying out different voices for him.

[Amanda]

I remember.

[Shane]

This is awesome.

[Amanda]

I remember different voices.

[Shane]

I need you out of my coffee shop right now.

[Amanda]

You just. Where were you?

[Tommy]

I don't know. I don't know when that was. That is not the voice I ended up using.

[Shane]

No, I. I would say.

[Amanda]

What was Mr. Pervert again?

[Tommy]

What?

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

No, I mean, what was his voice again? I know who Mr. Pervert was. Come on, guys.

[Tommy]

It was just like this, like, delightfully me.

[Amanda]

Didn't we come up with one that was different?

[Tommy]

Oh, I did a bunch in rehearsals. I used a different voice.

[Amanda]

There were a lot.

[Tommy]

And at the end I was like, I'll just gonna do my voice. But I like that one.

[Shane]

It's really good.

[Amanda]

That one's good.

[Shane]

It was very fun. Yeah, in the long run.

[Tommy]

Amanda, you've got your phone out.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

What are you. What? Bullshit.

[Amanda]

I got another voicemail. And this one is for Shane and I. I actually was quite like, I don't want this on my phone. But I saved it because it seems important.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay. Hello, this is Hustlers Hollywood calling for Shane Top. We're calling to let you know that.

[Gail]

Your package of Fleshlight, Riley Radio, Pikachu, Vibrating on God, Jam, Dick Clone, Willy, Dumbo, Molding Kit, Rose, Slap, slap.

[Shane]

Yum.

[Gail]

Liquid. Oh, Tap, Strapped up.

[Tommy]

They put all the keywords in there.

[Gail]

Now at Hustlers Hollywood, Please pick up your order no later than next week.

[Amanda]

And since you are a special customer who orders frequently, basically all the time.

[Gail]

We have added in Jojo, Set, King, Club, Electro, Erotic, power tripper, Magic wand, Slap, slap, Strawberry, Lick them off stickers.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Gail]

Cellmate.

[Amanda]

Thank you so much. Shane Top.

[Gail]

Shane Top.

[Shane]

What the.

[Amanda]

I did not enjoy getting that voicemail. I think it was. It sounds like you need to pick up. And what's crazy is I looked up all those things, real names for things at Hustlers Hollywood.

[Tommy]

That's. That can't be true.

[Shane]

That can't be.

[Amanda]

Oh, I'm. I'm dead serious.

[Tommy]

Slap. Slap.

[Amanda]

That seems like something private that, like you have with.

[Tommy]

With the Hustlers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

Since you're between me and Hustlers.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Since you're a special customer. So you better go pick this stuff up.

[Shane]

They know me.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you better go get that stuff going.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, I need to get that.

[Amanda]

So, yeah, they called me, and I was like, whoa, call Shane.

[Tommy]

So why are you getting these phone calls that aren't for you?

[Shane]

Well, I often put other people's information.

[Amanda]

Down when I'm ordering.

[Shane]

You need to use a gps.

[Amanda]

They know we're friends.

[Shane]

I use different emails to be discreet.

[Tommy]

Got it.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

That. Nobody can find me.

[Amanda]

Shane at Cellmate.

[Shane]

But, you know, I have the money to buy those things from the cameos I did.

[Tommy]

Right.

[Shane]

And I got one last one here. I was proud of this one.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Shane]

I think this one was my.

[Tommy]

Let's take a peek at this.

[Amanda]

Yeah, let's take a peek. A peak.

[Tommy]

Looks like a peak.

[Shane]

Jessica, your dad says you had a rough game last night, and I'm sorry to hear that. You know, they say you miss 100 of the shots you. You don't take, and. Or in this case, you miss the shots that you did take as well.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Oh, no.

[Tommy]

Oh, he's going somewhere now.

[Amanda]

Go. Oh, no. He's trying to turn on a light, and he's reaching for it, and it's really bad.

[Shane]

Just want to make sure that light's working.

[Tommy]

Oh, that's.

[Amanda]

It's all bad. It's all bad.

[Tommy]

Christ.

[Amanda]

Dude, learn how to.

[Tommy]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Learn how to turn off your cameos.

[Shane]

I will say I've given him a genuine moment.

[Amanda]

That one is very realistic. Jessica, you boss game.

[Shane]

I think my impression of cameos is really good.

[Amanda]

I think your impression is unbelievable. Jessica, you're both.

[Tommy]

You were both in the group chat when I said that someone asked me on Cameo to tell their son that the parents were getting divorced. Right?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Shane]

That's awesome. Do we have to cut that from this?

[Tommy]

I don't think so.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Tommy]

I denied the requests. It's not my business.

[Shane]

Well, you might have. Oh, I guess you're not giving specific names.

[Tommy]

I'm not giving a.

[Shane]

That's a wild request.

[Tommy]

Yeah. You know what else is wild?

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Tommy]

This is for Shane.

[Shane]

You just call nine One, one. Oh, we're so sorry to hear about.

[Tommy]

Your brother that passed away.

[Shane]

He gets five big boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Amanda]

Costco guy. Oh, dude, please. Oh, we're so sorry to hear about your brother passing away. He gets.

[Tommy]

He gets five big booms.

[Amanda]

Five big booms.

[Shane]

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Tommy]

Ah, I'm so sorry.

[Amanda]

So they're on cameo.

[Tommy]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

How did you get that?

[Tommy]

I found it online.

[Shane]

No, that's. I've seen that before. That's viral. That's. That got me. That was gonna immediately get me.

[Amanda]

That must be.

[Shane]

That had to have been.

[Amanda]

So are they doing any Costco guy videos anymore?

[Shane]

They're doing them all the time. I think they're.

[Amanda]

They're.

[Tommy]

I think they're an enterprise.

[Shane]

They're bigger than Costco.

[Tommy]

What do you think it's doing to the psyche of that small child?

[Amanda]

I don't know. I think he's working.

[Tommy]

He's working.

[Amanda]

I think every day he wakes up, his dad's like, come on, get up. We gotta do a cameo. We gotta go to Costco. He's like, dad, no, I don't want to go.

[Tommy]

I don't want to play my games and eat a donut.

[Amanda]

He's like, let's go.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Do you agree?

[Shane]

Yeah. Do you think. I haven't been to a Costco in a long time. Do they have big posters of. Of all of them? All around the Costcos, they.

[Tommy]

There's a statue in every single Costco.

[Shane]

Like a disposal. Dystopian novel. Yeah, they're like, like they're there, like holding up flags.

[Tommy]

Exactly, exactly.

[Shane]

Like they salute the Rizzler in the morning.

[Amanda]

I don't think that they're in any posters.

[Shane]

I think I'm just. I'm posing the question. I'm just asking. I don't know.

[Amanda]

I know. I don't think.

[Tommy]

Are you in any posters?

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tommy]

We're at.

[Amanda]

I'm a Corona girl, you know, Corona beer girl.

[Tommy]

Uhhuh.

[Amanda]

Yeah, a couple liquor stores. You'll see me bikini.

[Tommy]

That's right.

[Amanda]

On the beach.

[Tommy]

The people.com warehouse has you on all the outside of the building.

[Amanda]

They have my stuff. They haven't asked for a quote or anything, but they'll get around to it. They're kind of like keeping me. Cause they know I'm getting huge and huge celebrity status. I meant my status. I meant my status. Yeah, I meant my status.

[Tommy]

Uh huh. Yeah. You're still people.com.

[Amanda]

Every fucking day of my life.

[Tommy]

Why didn't you give us A news update.

[Shane]

What's going on today? It's gonna reveal the day, but that's fine.

[Amanda]

Oh, are we not revealing the day?

[Shane]

I don't care. Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

[Tommy]

There was a time where people here did care, I think.

[Amanda]

Okay. It's on my top searched.

[Tommy]

Okay. Okay. You unlock.

[Shane]

Oh, boo.

[Amanda]

This is a. Okay, people. People are all over this. Yet people are people, people and people. Okay, Justin Baldoni.

[Tommy]

Who is that?

[Shane]

This is. This is. This is.

[Amanda]

This is. This ends. Ends with us now.

[Shane]

I don't know a ton about this. I keep hearing it ends with us.

[Amanda]

Movie. The drama between Blake Lively and.

[Tommy]

Oh, this is. That's still happening. Oh, I thought it ended with them.

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Justin Baldoni is demanding Disney hold onto documents to support his claims. Ryan Reynolds used Nice pool to bully him. So now he's saying, you remember Deadpool? Did you watch the newest Deadpool with Wolverine?

[Tommy]

I. I don't like Ryan Reynolds.

[Amanda]

Okay. And that's okay.

[Tommy]

I know.

[Amanda]

And that's okay. People don't ever. Don't ever let people.com hear that. But that's okay. This. So. So Ryan Reynolds plays Deadpool, the guy.

[Tommy]

Who'S like, hey, oh, I'm aware.

[Amanda]

And then he played this character called Nice Pool, who's like, super nice and everything's cool and he looks like this. And Justin Baldoni is claiming that he did an impression of him and he's bullying him.

[Tommy]

Oh, that's awesome. Okay, can I tell you my favorite joke I've ever made about Ryan Reynolds?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

He's like, if Chris Pratt was a different guy. I like that.

[Amanda]

That one's actually really, really good. Yeah, Yeah, I like that.

[Tommy]

Just another guy.

[Shane]

It's like, buff. Witty guy.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Shane]

If we find a guy who's buff and also can have a little humor in there, then we're just gonna put him in every movie that ever comes out. That's just reality. I'm not even joking. That's just.

[Tommy]

No, you're right. I didn't want to draw the parallels to you.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Shane]

I'm not good looking enough.

[Tommy]

No.

[Amanda]

What's going on over here?

[Tommy]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

Okay, back toPeople.com. no more real talk. Okay, guys, come on. Margaret Qualley's face was so effed up from the substance prosthetics that it took one year for her skin to recover.

[Shane]

Whoa, Whoa. It was like the re. It was really the substance.

[Tommy]

Have you seen the substance?

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy]

Loser. Have you seen.

[Amanda]

Yes, I am a loser. I'm afraid I don't like body horror, that movie.

[Shane]

I don't pressure anyone to watch it because it is. It is insane, but it is so good.

[Amanda]

Really? Oh.

[Shane]

Oh. I saw Nora in D Box.

[Tommy]

Sorry, Sorry.

[Shane]

Honora in D Box. You know, where it, like, shifts you around.

[Amanda]

No, you didn't.

[Shane]

It was.

[Amanda]

There would be. There would be absolutely no reason. It took a second when you didn't get it. Steve Box. I never. I don't know.

[Tommy]

I have never.

[Amanda]

We don't call it that. We call it Motion Ride 3D.

[Tommy]

We don't call it Motion Ride. And then. Okay.

[Shane]

Mission Squares.

[Amanda]

There would be no reason to watch Anora in D Box.

[Tommy]

That's so funny.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Tommy]

Real talk.

[Amanda]

The stripper part.

[Shane]

Real talk over Chris. Real talk. Over Christmas, I saw Mufasa in D Box with some of my family.

[Amanda]

Why?

[Shane]

Some of my family wanted to see it.

[Tommy]

And if you're not watching it in D box, God bless you.

[Shane]

And so I'm sitting there in the theater watching Mufasa, and the entire time, it's bouncing you around. And the entire time, like, what would be the funniest movies to see this? And ever since, that's all I think about. And I'm like, holdovers. Anora.

[Tommy]

Anora's crazy.

[Amanda]

Did you see Crazy? I love Anora so much. I saw it twice. I saw it once with Friends and then once with Garde. I was like, you must see this. The Armenian Brothers.

[Shane]

It's a great movie for those watching. It's an incredible movie. It's. It.

[Tommy]

It's intense.

[Shane]

It's intense.

[Tommy]

As that director makes intense movies.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's very intense.

[Tommy]

Every single thing he touches, it feel like it's real people. There's something about the acting guy who's shooting it too.

[Amanda]

Like.

[Tommy]

Oh, I mean, it's the whole team, of course. So unbelievable.

[Amanda]

The Armenian brothers were making that and.

[Shane]

D Box would have been hilarious.

[Tommy]

That's. It was a very good joke.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Tommy]

I really like it.

[Amanda]

That was.

[Tommy]

You've been glued to people.com ever since I promised you.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

You just.

[Shane]

You are hooked.

[Amanda]

Okay? What's cool about People.com is they have a real people section, y'all. Oh, the rest is y'all.

[Shane]

The rest is fake.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Amanda]

No, the rest is celebrities. You can't touch them.

[Shane]

The rest is for us peasants.

[Amanda]

Yes, exactly. The rest are celebrities. We are not like them. We will never be like them. We're like real people. Just like this story. Uncle refuses to attend be best man and niece's wedding because she wants him to enter with his ex wife who Cheated on him. Big story. Do you guys get that?

[Tommy]

Just some family's drama that they made into an article.

[Amanda]

Of course. That's what's cool about people dot com.

[Tommy]

Cool.

[Amanda]

Rebecca Black on the crushing feeling of being teased by celebs after Friday music video.

[Shane]

Well, she's a celebrity.

[Amanda]

And Lady Gaga's kind words.

[Shane]

Well, Lady Gaga is a celebrity.

[Tommy]

I mean, Rebecca Black's killing.

[Amanda]

I'm jumping around, guys. Jumping around here.

[Tommy]

What's your favorite day of the week? What?

[Shane]

That's really tough. Yeah, Amanda, there's a Friday or Saturday.

[Tommy]

Every day of the week.

[Amanda]

Friday, Saturday.

[Shane]

Saturday's solid. Sunday is awesome. But Sunday doesn't the night. Sunday night can kind of be a bummer. Saturday is great because you have all of it.

[Tommy]

My favorite day is Friday.

[Shane]

Friday is really nice because you start.

[Tommy]

The day doing the thing you did all week.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

Then you leave.

[Amanda]

Yep.

[Tommy]

You've got two days ahead of you.

[Shane]

You know what? Friday. Friday is probably there's a good case for it because you feel accomplished by the end of the day and you feel relief at the end of the day.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

What if you ate it?

[Tommy]

I just ripped the phone out of Amanda's hand.

[Amanda]

Fine. I'm totally done.

[Tommy]

Are you?

[Amanda]

Katie Holmes keeps bundling bad shackets and now we're convinced we need one this winter.

[Tommy]

How much time do you spend on people.com a week?

[Shane]

You read everything, right?

[Amanda]

None of your business.

[Shane]

Amanda, you read. You read all of it every day, right?

[Tommy]

Yeah, all of it.

[Amanda]

And then I read BBC as well. I'm also an adult.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And I read the news and then I read my horoscope.

[Tommy]

Woo.

[Shane]

And your horoscopes like Lady Gaga found walking down the street.

[Amanda]

Horoscopes like restaurants. Girl, rest.

[Shane]

Put that phone down.

[Amanda]

Put the phone down and stop reading people.

[Shane]

What if your horoscope said stop reading.

[Tommy]

People.Com, would you listen? The stars never lie.

[Amanda]

I might, but that's. Astrology doesn't do that kind of stuff. It doesn't stop you from loving your. Your things.

[Shane]

What if astronauts someday get out all the way out there and the stars are like, we've been with you this whole time.

[Tommy]

Like all those articles we wrote that.

[Shane]

All that we were saying, mercury in retrograde.

[Amanda]

That's some guy named Joe and he's just a piece of Mercury's like.

[Shane]

I was joking. I wasn't actually doing that.

[Tommy]

He's just flicking on a light switch over there. Click clack.

[Amanda]

Click clack.

[Tommy]

Wow. I hate astrology, but I love it at the same time.

[Amanda]

What's Your sign.

[Tommy]

My sign. I'm Virgo, too.

[Shane]

See, that's the thing. Virgo. Virgos hate astrology.

[Amanda]

Virgos hate astrology.

[Shane]

That would be very rarely meet Virgos who like astrology. That's my case.

[Tommy]

I mean, I'm like, I'm such a Virgo, because Virgos people are like, virgos love lists. I'm like, fuck you. No, we don't. Virgos are always right. I mean, know what's right.

[Amanda]

This is very Virgo behavior. And as an Aquarius, I will compartmentalize this behavior and then journal about it later and then try really hard to just let it be. But I will. I will help you.

[Tommy]

What's the birthday season we're in right now?

[Amanda]

Birthday season.

[Tommy]

Capricorn.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Tommy]

Is a Capricorn trait being annoying?

[Amanda]

I heard wet blanket.

[Tommy]

Interesting. I've only had.

[Amanda]

But I like. I like Capricorns.

[Tommy]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Oh. Do you find them annoying?

[Tommy]

Some of them.

[Amanda]

There's probably a Capricorn in here.

[Tommy]

I don't know. Maybe.

[Shane]

So are there. Are there signs that you, like, don't. Like? Like. Like. Like, if someone's like, oh, this is my birthday. And you're like, oh, I hate you.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Oh, that means I hate you immediately.

[Tommy]

No, I don't hate anybody.

[Amanda]

There are people that I hate.

[Tommy]

I made.

[Shane]

Because you can't tell me that, like, if someone is born on a specific day that I'm gonna.

[Amanda]

There are. There are people that I'll meet. There are like. I'll be like, oh. I don't automatically ask them what their sign is right away. I'm not cuckoo. But if I hear their sign, and it's like, many times different people have the same sign that I'm like, ooh, we. We struggle, you and me.

[Shane]

You're noticing a pattern?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Tommy]

All I know is that I fall for Taurus.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Tommy]

And then I'm beauty. I'm lost.

[Shane]

You know who else falls for Taurus? Milking farm.

[Amanda]

Lady Farm. I. I know you.

[Shane]

You don't know me.

[Amanda]

I know you.

[Tommy]

They're fighting. They're pointing. They're pointing with their sharp fingers.

[Shane]

Should we call it. Should we call it?

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Shane]

All right. We're calling it.

[Tommy]

Fine, Selena.

[Shane]

Fine, Selena. Read the tally.

[Tommy]

What happened? This is pretty close.

[Shane]

I think I know.

[Tommy]

I lost trying really hard.

[Amanda]

This one was really good and very chill. You know, I. I wasn't trying that hard to hold my laughter. I let it flow. Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

I could tell. All right.

[Amanda]

Amanda laughed 19 times. Wow.

[Tommy]

19 times. Amanda. It's a lot of laughs.

[Amanda]

Tommy laughed 10 times.

[Tommy]

That's right. I'm a serious bastard.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you are. And Shane laughed 14 times. Whoa. So our special guest, Tommy Bo is the winner.

[Shane]

Tommy won special guest.

[Amanda]

And do you know what you get?

[Tommy]

What do I get, Amanda?

[Shane]

A cameo from me.

[Tommy]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

And you don't even have to pay.

[Shane]

For it because you gotta make that request.

[Tommy]

Can you tell me I did a great job. And make sure that it's a number two and not a number one.

[Shane]

What do you mean?

[Tommy]

When you're. When you're on the number toilet.

[Shane]

Oh. Oh, okay. I was gonna. I was gonna record it right now, and then I just realized you wanted it on the toilet, so.

[Tommy]

No, I want to hear the.

[Amanda]

No, you can record it and give it to him.

[Shane]

Yeah, okay.

[Tommy]

I want to hear the.

[Amanda]

Because I personally don't want to be a witness to you recording.

[Shane]

Sure, sure.

[Tommy]

Yeah, I think that would be. I think that would scar me.

[Shane]

That would be awful.

[Amanda]

A lot that I deal with.

[Tommy]

So.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Tommy, thank you for being here.

[Amanda]

Tommy, you win a 20 gift card too.

[Shane]

Wherever.

[Tommy]

Panera Bread.

[Amanda]

I was just thinking that for you, actually. I love Panera Bread. Do I get it ever? No.

[Shane]

I haven't had it in 20 years, but I love it.

[Amanda]

No, same same. Guys that was tntl. Let us know if you want us to do more of these. We love them. They're getting more chill, but they're actually getting more fun for me.

[Shane]

They're getting wacky.

[Tommy]

I'm glad to be a part of this chill vibe version. And now that I've used all four parts of my brain, as soon as we cut, I power down like a robot.

[Amanda]

You are done, Zo.

[Shane]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Amanda]

Thanks for being here, Tommy.

[Tommy]

Thank you.

[Shane]

Thanks for watching and check out Tommy's show.

[Tommy]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

Where can I find it?

[Tommy]

Right Tomeybones. T o M E Y B O N e s on YouTube. First episode with Amanda should be out and then all of last season is still out, so you can watch that too.

[Shane]

It's so much fun. All right, we'll see you next week. Bye.

[Amanda]

Bye.

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