#78 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Tommy Bowe

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Episode #78 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Tommy Bowe

Release Date: January 27, 2025

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Introduction

In episode #78 of Smosh Mouth, hosts Shayne Topp, Amanda Lehan-Canto, and their special guest, Tommy Bowe, dive into a spirited "Try Not to Laugh" (TNTL) challenge. The episode is a blend of humorous anecdotes, friendly competition, and engaging discussions on various topics ranging from TikTok trends to childhood memories.

Welcoming Tommy Bowe

The podcast begins with a playful mishap during the introduction. Amanda attempts to introduce Tommy, but interruptions lead to a humorous exchange about everyone being special:

• Amanda (00:44): "And this is our guest, Tommy Bo."
• Tommy Bo (00:53): "Hi, I'm Tommy. I'm not special. Yay. No one's special. And that way everyone's special."

Shayne adds to the camaraderie, emphasizing the lighthearted nature of the show.

Tommy Bowe’s Creative Endeavors

Tommy shares insights into his multifaceted role in the entertainment industry:

• Tommy Bo (01:25): "We've done a lot of silly stuff. My brain is done writing, directing, and social today, so now we're using the last piece of the quarters of my brain."

Shayne humorously remarks on Tommy's busy schedule affecting his appearance:

• Shayne (01:31): "I could look back and tell when we filmed Smoshmouths in the morning or in the afternoon."

Amanda complements Tommy's hard work, highlighting their strong connection.

Nostalgia for Childhood Cereals

The conversation shifts to fond childhood memories, specifically referencing quirky cereals:

• Tommy Bo (10:06): "I had Reese's Puffs on Wednesdays. But my mom doesn't remember allowing that."
• Amanda (11:07): "You must have made it up because I don't remember it either."

This segment sparks a humorous debate about shared vs. individual childhood experiences, with both hosts expressing skepticism about their parents' recollections.

TikTok Trends and Potential Ban

A significant portion of the episode discusses TikTok's future:

• Shayne (04:07): "They were saying that there's possible legislation that'll extend it another 270 days."
• Tommy Bo (04:28): "If TikTok gets banned, they put me back underground."

The hosts envision a comical scenario where Tommy is buried in a mineshaft to retrieve his TikTok ideas, blending satire with real concerns about social media platforms.

Voice Memos and Unfiltered Moments

Tommy introduces a quirky voice memo he found, providing an unfiltered glimpse into his past thoughts:

• Tommy Bo (24:17): "Today, I will be telling you about the history of the word gay... But I was like, yeah. So anyways, that's pretty fun."

The trio reacts with amusement, highlighting the unpredictable and spontaneous nature of these personal recordings.

Cameo App Adventures

Shayne discusses the growing popularity of the Cameo app, sharing both his experiences and observations:

• Shayne (27:02): "I kept getting served on TikTok. Your guys' cameos."
• Amanda (29:03): "I gave his cameos to me."

The conversation delves into the dynamics of creating and receiving personalized messages, with playful critiques of the app's functionality and the authenticity of celebrity contributions.

Try Not to Laugh Challenge

The heart of the episode lies in the TNTL challenge, where the hosts attempt to suppress their laughter amidst playful banter and humorous exchanges:

• Shayne (15:20): "We start the competition now."
• Shayne (61:32): "I could tell. All right."
• Amanda (61:35): "Amanda laughed 19 times. Tommy laughed 10 times. Shane laughed 14 times."

Tommy emerges as the winner, earning a special gift and a complimentary cameo from Shayne:

• Shayne (61:53): "You get a cameo from me."
• Tommy Bo (62:08): "I want to hear the... number two and not a number one."

The segment showcases the hosts' chemistry and their ability to entertain both themselves and the audience.

Astrology and Pop Culture References

Towards the end, the discussion veers into astrology and its humorous intersection with pop culture:

• Shayne (58:37): "What if astronauts someday get out all the way out there and the stars are like, we've been with you this whole time."
• Tommy Bo (59:33): "I'm a Virgo too."

The hosts playfully critique traditional astrology while intertwining it with their unique brand of humor.

Final Remarks and Wrap-Up

As the episode concludes, the hosts reflect on their interactions and the fun they've had:

• Amanda (63:03): "Let us know if you want us to do more of these."
• Tommy Bo (63:16): "Thank you."

The episode wraps up on a high note, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the next installment.

Key Takeaways

• Engaging Banter: The seamless and humorous exchanges between Shayne, Amanda, and Tommy highlight the show's entertaining dynamic.
• Personal Insights: Sharing personal stories and projects brings authenticity and relatability to the podcast.
• Interactive Fun: The Try Not to Laugh challenge adds an element of competition, enhancing listener engagement.
• Pop Culture Integration: References to cereals, TikTok, Cameo, and astrology resonate with a broad audience, blending nostalgia with contemporary trends.

Episode #78 of Smosh Mouth stands out as a vibrant mix of humor, personal anecdotes, and interactive segments, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.

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Notable Quotes:

• Tommy Bo (00:53): "Hi, I'm Tommy. I'm not special. Yay. No one's special. And that way everyone's special."
• Shayne (04:07): "They were saying that there's possible legislation that'll extend it another 270 days."
• Amanda (10:46): "Lucky Charms is too much though. That stuff gets soggy in a millisecond."
• Tommy Bo (24:17): "Today, I will be telling you about the history of the word gay."
• Shayne (61:53): "You get a cameo from me."
• Amanda (61:35): "Amanda laughed 19 times. Tommy laughed 10 times. Shane laughed 14 times."

These quotes encapsulate the humor and camaraderie that define the episode, illustrating the hosts' playful rapport and the engaging content that listeners can expect.

Transcript

[Tommy Bo]

What's the best time of day to get a deal?

[Shane]

All day with Jack in the box's all day. Big deal meal. You get to choose from four entrees like the supreme croissant and five tasty sides, plus a drink starting at $5. So hurry in or take your time. You've got all day at Jack. Every bite's a big deal. Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

Hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Amanda, and we're. No.

[Tommy Bo]

What?

[Amanda]

No, no, I. I wasn't done.

[Shane]

You can't mess up what Amanda does.

[Tommy Bo]

I'm sorry. I wasn't. Felt like it was a good pocket.

[Amanda]

And this is our guest, Tommy Bo.

[Shane]

She didn't say special guest.

[Gail]

No, I didn't.

[Shane]

Because she said that for every guest we've ever had, including you, I'm not special.

[Tommy Bo]

Hi, I'm Tommy. I'm not special. Yay. No one's special. And that way everyone's special.

[Amanda]

That's right.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Anyways, it's okay. My intro was ruined, and I'm totally fine with that.

[Tommy Bo]

You want to take it back?

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy Bo]

You sure?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Can't make magic twice. Okay.

[Shane]

Tommy, how's it going?

[Tommy Bo]

It's going. We've had a great day today. We've done a lot of silly stuff. My brain is done writing, directing, and social today, so now we're using the last piece of the quarters of my brain.

[Shane]

Yeah. I feel like you can. I could look back and tell when we filmed Smoshmouths in the morning or in the afternoon.

[Tommy Bo]

Yep.

[Shane]

Like, after we've filmed sketches or like, pit videos.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Morning, I look fresh, like a baby. And then the afternoon, it's this.

[Tommy Bo]

You're Snow White Hag with the apple.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Thank you so much for recognizing and knowing me.

[Shane]

Damn. Amanda's one of those, like, things where, like, if you turn it certain angles, it changes.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. I love those things. You know, and like, horror. Like, people have, like, horrible horror parties. Do you?

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Halloween parties.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Where it's like a little girl. It's like a little kid. She's like this. And then it goes. And it's like. Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

Yes. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Fun.

[Shane]

You're like the haunted mansion when the.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Shane]

When the photos change.

[Amanda]

Yeah. That's awesome, guys.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

That's so awesome.

[Amanda]

Thank you.

[Tommy Bo]

Hey, you guys ever stare at those posters that if you cross your eyes a little bit, you can see, like, a dolphin?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

I've never. Never worked.

[Amanda]

I don't think those are out anymore. I think that was in the years.

[Tommy Bo]

I think they're out. I think they've been released.

[Shane]

They destroyed all of those. It's lost media.

[Amanda]

They're gone.

[Tommy Bo]

Wow. Government.

[Shane]

Tommy, you have a show that's coming out. Oh, like right now, right?

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah. If everything is goring according to plan, my first episode of season two of my serving C word show is out with Amanda.

[Amanda]

Yay. I'm episode one.

[Tommy Bo]

You are episode one. Nice. I knew that when we filmed.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God, it was so much fun. I just got back from Greece, so I'm very tan and I am wishing I was that tan again. And you and I were just like, huh, done. Connected as usual.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah. And it was the very first thing in the morning, so it was like 7:30 in the morning.

[Amanda]

It was so fun.

[Tommy Bo]

It was very.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

Did you record all the episodes in one day?

[Tommy Bo]

Yes, I record all the season. Every season. I do all the episodes in one day. Cause it's cheaper. Cause you can just be like, here's the day rate for the building. And it's like, bye, bye.

[Amanda]

You did it. Wow.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah. It was great, man.

[Amanda]

And you have some really good guests.

[Tommy Bo]

We got guests. We got Amanda, we got Vic Michaelis from Dropout. We got Sid and Olivia, who that. That episode is cuckoo bananas. That one is. That's the second episode that will come out. We got Chance, and we got my friend Haley Jordan from the Fitness Marshall, who also has her own YouTube channel, which is very successful. She's very sweet.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

So cool.

[Shane]

Damn.

[Amanda]

So cool. Yeah, my episode.

[Tommy Bo]

Your episode is really good. And will it be another entire year until another season comes out? Most likely.

[Shane]

Who cares?

[Amanda]

Who cares? It takes a lot of work. You're editing it.

[Shane]

You've been working on this for months.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, yeah. I mean, like, I come up with the graphics, the sound effects, the pacing of the edit, you know, everything that I know how to do, I do. And then, you know, I get other people to help me with, like, how do I color this? Things like that.

[Shane]

It's such an awesome show.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, thanks.

[Shane]

And also something I was talking about before, right before we started recording, I was seeing things saying that tick tock might last longer.

[Amanda]

So what are you saying? Really?

[Shane]

They were saying that there's possible legislation that'll extend it another 270 days. By the time this airs, maybe it's banned.

[Tommy Bo]

That's true.

[Amanda]

It's supposed to be January 19th, 16th, I heard.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, no, 19th, 19, 19.

[Shane]

But 200, that'd be another nine months.

[Tommy Bo]

That's.

[Shane]

That's huge for you because you're in charge of, like, coming up with all of our TikTok ideas.

[Amanda]

Does that excite you?

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah. If TikTok gets banned, they put me back underground.

[Amanda]

No, I know.

[Shane]

They bury you.

[Amanda]

And I saw your little home underground and I was like, how did he fit? And they were like, we don't care.

[Tommy Bo]

It's kind of like you gotta, like, crack my legs around backwards until I'm like a circle.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

They roll me.

[Amanda]

He's been using his legs for the first time all year. And you've done well.

[Tommy Bo]

I've done well. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Now that you've perfected it, you're going back in.

[Tommy Bo]

Going back in? I'm going all the way back in. Yeah.

[Amanda]

So fun to go after this.

[Shane]

Yeah. Under our studio, we found an old abandoned mineshaft and you had actually been buried down there from a hundred years ago.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah. And I'm so glad you guys fanned me. I'm so glad you guys found me.

[Shane]

We dug you up. And we're like, hey, we need someone to film our TikToks.

[Amanda]

You know how to edit and do tiktoks and be a cast member.

[Tommy Bo]

I'm like, sure do.

[Shane]

Can you edit? And you're like, I can learn.

[Tommy Bo]

I can learn.

[Amanda]

You fanned me. If I into me.

[Tommy Bo]

If I end to me.

[Amanda]

So that's Tommy. This is our special guest.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And today we're gonna do a little fun tntl, as we always. We don't always do on the podcast, actually.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, yeah. You always do.

[Amanda]

We don't. We've probably done under 10 times, right?

[Tommy Bo]

We've done three or four.

[Shane]

Five.

[Amanda]

Five.

[Shane]

We've done five. And now this is the sixth one.

[Tommy Bo]

Wow.

[Shane]

Pretty cool.

[Amanda]

So it's pretty loose. Like before, we were getting a little way too creative. We're having like a bowl, or you pick things. Impressions, and now we're just free balling it.

[Tommy Bo]

That's good.

[Shane]

They've gotten wackier and wackier. But. But it's gonna be a chill time. I mean, look, as we know, just have. We're having a regular conversation.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

Right.

[Shane]

It's not about just trying to make each other laugh. Let's also just continue to hang out. Yeah, but it matters. If you laugh, it matters. You lose a point. And at the end, whoever's laughed the least amount of times is just the winner.

[Tommy Bo]

We lose a point. How many points do we start?

[Shane]

I think it's.

[Amanda]

No, he's not right.

[Shane]

You're trying to. You're trying to laugh the least amount of times.

[Tommy Bo]

Right.

[Amanda]

So if you laugh, you get. You get like a tick.

[Tommy Bo]

Like golf point.

[Shane]

It's like golf.

[Tommy Bo]

You don't want.

[Amanda]

Yes, exactly. So whoever loses, you know, that's really bad for them.

[Shane]

It's really bad. It's a bad look.

[Tommy Bo]

Well, I'll be the Tiger woods of this podcast. Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh. Which part of Tiger? Which. Which year?

[Tommy Bo]

The successful. The successful. What year for Tiger? The successful at Golf Park.

[Amanda]

Good. Okay, that's awesome. Yeah, let's. Yeah, let's stick with that. So if you win, you get a gift card.

[Tommy Bo]

I get a gift card.

[Amanda]

What will you buy?

[Tommy Bo]

A quick smell?

[Amanda]

Yeah. $20. I could buy you that.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, probably. I'm gonna use my mouth. I wanna taste it too. I wanna get the full extreme for.

[Shane]

20 bucks, I think you can.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah. Do you ever do that? Do you know about that?

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy Bo]

If you wanna smell something better, you use your mouth as well. That's why cats go when they smell stuff. It's cause they're trying to smell it better.

[Amanda]

What?

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, you go.

[Shane]

No, no, no, no, I'm not doing that.

[Amanda]

I'm not gonna get my candle out of restaurant.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Oh, what is this one?

[Tommy Bo]

No, it works. You will get a better. You will get a better smell.

[Shane]

Amanda.

[Tommy Bo]

You don't believe me?

[Shane]

Amanda, you gotta wake up and smell the roses like this.

[Tommy Bo]

I'm like, do I have my cologne on? Hold on.

[Amanda]

No, no, no.

[Tommy Bo]

Yep, I do.

[Amanda]

I'm good. Holy. Honestly, I'm good.

[Tommy Bo]

I like your new set, by the way.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Amanda]

My God, thank you so much.

[Tommy Bo]

Longtime listener. But I do have a question. What is this about the pool?

[Amanda]

It's when Shay drowned.

[Shane]

I drowned.

[Tommy Bo]

That's what I thought it was, but I had no idea. I was like.

[Amanda]

Any other questions?

[Shane]

Yeah, man.

[Tommy Bo]

No, I've got it.

[Shane]

Any more critique?

[Tommy Bo]

I'm all locked in.

[Shane]

Got the $2 bill from Hank Green.

[Tommy Bo]

Yep.

[Shane]

Got Mexican.

[Tommy Bo]

We got Melissa.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Tommy Bo]

We got offline.

[Shane]

Offline. Got the five nights at Freddy's Stuff.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah. What's that down there?

[Shane]

That's me as Jack Sparrow from Heartbreaking. I didn't ask cereal because I said adults can eat cereal. And Amanda disagree.

[Tommy Bo]

No. Yeah. I made that clip. We did something with that.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Here's the deal. Did I buy myself a box of Quaker oatmeal squares over the holidays?

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I did.

[Shane]

As a Christmas gift.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I did.

[Shane]

You unwrap a president and guess what happens?

[Amanda]

I turned into a fun monster. I ate bowls and bowls and bowls until I got sick. So we won't be doing that again.

[Tommy Bo]

Oatmeal is. Has changed my life, so I'm with you.

[Shane]

Oatmeal's incredible.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah. I was not saying oatmeal squares.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

Single meal squares.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

She likes oatmeal as a cereal.

[Amanda]

Have you had Quaker oatmeal squares?

[Tommy Bo]

That's insane.

[Shane]

I know. It is.

[Amanda]

Have you had Quaker oatmeal squares?

[Tommy Bo]

I don't think so.

[Amanda]

Oh, I'm sure they're great people and young people like me.

[Tommy Bo]

Listen, I love a Raisin Bran, so.

[Amanda]

I will say I love a racing.

[Shane]

Okay, now you're living a little. That's the first cereal that's actually like kind of every other cereal you've named has.

[Amanda]

Listen, I wasn't allowed sugar.

[Shane]

You're an adult now. You can do whatever you want.

[Amanda]

I can't. Mommy still watching me. Mommy knows my moves. Seriously? No, I cannot. My body has trained itself to be like, that is bad. You are lazy.

[Shane]

Go to bed. I understand that.

[Tommy Bo]

I did the job, then she did the job. There is a debate in the beau household that to this day is unsolved. It's a mystery that is unsolved.

[Amanda]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tommy Bo]

Some people might call it a personal Mandela effect. So in my childhood, I had Reese's puffs.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

And I was allowed sugary cereal on Wednesdays. That's what I remember. Wednesdays I was allowed to have sugary cereal. Otherwise my mom would not. Would not let me have them. And so one day, like, I don't know, probably like 10 years ago at this point, I was just like, yeah, remember you got me those Reese's puffs? And I'd have them, like, on Wednesdays when I was allowed. And she was like, I would never. Like, she's like, yeah, no, seriously. She was like, I would not. And I was like, but we did that. She's like, no, there's no way that I would let you do that.

[Amanda]

Did your father let you do that?

[Tommy Bo]

We all. Where. They didn't. They're undivorced. So it was. It would have all been monitored at the same time.

[Amanda]

Oh, so she doesn't remember.

[Tommy Bo]

So saying undivorced instead of still married is crazy anyway.

[Shane]

That's insane.

[Amanda]

They're, like, on their way one day.

[Shane]

Undivorced.

[Tommy Bo]

Undivorced.

[Amanda]

Anyway, so you made it up.

[Tommy Bo]

So that's. I'm going to assume I made it up because I was a younger person. So, like, my memories.

[Shane]

No, I. I unfortunately think that's very much a boomer thing, because I feel like everyone has an experience where it's like, yeah, this thing that happened to me as, as a kid, right.

[Amanda]

My parents go, no, no, it didn't.

[Shane]

They. I think our parents take. I don't remember as. That never happened.

[Amanda]

Yeah, right.

[Tommy Bo]

Fortunately, 100% they do that age. It makes sense.

[Amanda]

But then it had to have happened because they bought the cereal for you.

[Tommy Bo]

Well, that's what I remember. It's not like we still have remnants of the cereal.

[Amanda]

If you could find a clue, you.

[Shane]

Find a Reese's bottle behind the fridge and you're like, look, look.

[Amanda]

Reese's puffs is too much though.

[Shane]

That.

[Amanda]

It's too much.

[Shane]

It's a lot. I'm not going to spend.

[Tommy Bo]

All the other kids have the delicious freaking cereal.

[Amanda]

What's the delicious cereal in your mind?

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, Lucky Charms. The any like, big, like, Sugar Town shit.

[Amanda]

That stuff gets soggy in a millisecond. You better eat that whole bowl. Gets soggy.

[Tommy Bo]

But has, but has us as an adult ever got a box of Lucky Charms, popped that open and plucked out all of the marshmallows and threw the rest away?

[Shane]

No, no, no, I haven't.

[Amanda]

Cuz I'm not psychotic.

[Shane]

I have not lived.

[Tommy Bo]

No.

[Shane]

And I will. I will make the claim. Like I think it's. I think Lucky Charms is perfectly balanced. I. I don't want all the marshmallows.

[Tommy Bo]

Out of.

[Amanda]

The other stuff.

[Shane]

Makes the marshmallows taste good. You need the mixture of textures.

[Amanda]

I think that whole cereal is bogus. Why do I want, okay, marshmallows, sick little marshmallows and weird little cheerio type, you know, snacks in there. And also they're making fun of leprechauns.

[Shane]

You are. You guys are not making fun of leprechauns. They are not making fun of leprechauns.

[Amanda]

What's. What's the mascot?

[Shane]

A leprechaun.

[Tommy Bo]

Lucky, if you are a leprechaun, let us know in the comments you are offended by leprechaun.

[Amanda]

Wait, this actually brings up something. I was talking to my friend. Did you guys. And this is what's fucked up. And now I'm a bad person.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

You guys ever make leprechaun traps?

[Shane]

What?

[Tommy Bo]

You can't.

[Shane]

You can't get mad at us reading Lucky Charms and then say, yeah, I tried to kill them as a kid.

[Amanda]

I didn't.

[Shane]

You guys ever go hunt?

[Amanda]

I didn't kill them. You trap.

[Shane]

You just trap them and keep them in your basement.

[Amanda]

They made me do it in school.

[Tommy Bo]

Do you tag and release them? So you trap them and they tag Them.

[Amanda]

Release them, and you kind of leave and stuff. And, like, you leave gold. No, you're getting this wrong. Hear me out.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Yes. You leave gold chocolates, and they come in and you trap them, and then you go, I caught a leprechaun. And then you're supposed to release it in the wood. Forest woods. And.

[Tommy Bo]

Did this ever happen to you?

[Amanda]

I never actually caught one because I felt bad about it.

[Shane]

Do you know anyone who caught one?

[Amanda]

I think my sister did.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I don't know where she's been ever since my. I haven't seen her since 1998.

[Tommy Bo]

Follow the. Follow the leprechaun into the woods.

[Amanda]

No, seriously. She let that leprechaun go, and she has not returned home.

[Tommy Bo]

The leprechaun was six foot one.

[Shane]

Yeah, it was actually just some guy.

[Amanda]

Some guy so scary.

[Shane]

Caught with a bear trap.

[Amanda]

It's. No one made a left.

[Shane]

What does a leprechaun trap look like?

[Amanda]

You know those things in school where they make you, like, out of a shoebox and, you know, in there. Did you guys have creative learning in your stuff?

[Tommy Bo]

Yes, we had creative stuff. I had a beautiful, creative childhood, but not quite.

[Amanda]

Did you ever do shoebox leprechaun catching? I went to school with a lot of Irish people. We're messed up people. And that's fine. Listen, it's fine. I never caught a leprechaun. It was school. I said, I don't want to do this. They said, you must. And I said, it's wrong. And they said, do it, Amanda.

[Shane]

So far on this podcast, everything you go, so I had a normal childhood. We did this thing, and it's always followed by something that all of us are like, what? What? What did you.

[Amanda]

But you always think the things you did in childhood was the same as everyone else.

[Shane]

That's fair.

[Amanda]

And then when you bring. Every time I bring it up here, I'm always like, oh, no. What happened to me?

[Shane]

Yeah, you might have lived in Narnia your whole life and then showed up here. That might explain.

[Amanda]

Didn't we talk about Narnia? Didn't we talk about the people have sex and Narnia? Didn't we talk about this?

[Shane]

We did. Hey. Okay.

[Tommy Bo]

Worry about it. Let's.

[Shane]

We're 15 minutes in. Let's just start the. The.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

Why aren't we playing?

[Shane]

Let's start the competition and continue this. And continue this conversation. All right. We're starting it now.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Shane]

And now. But we can continue with whatever we're talking about.

[Amanda]

No, we're done with but now if.

[Shane]

You laugh, it counts.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Shane]

All right.

[Tommy Bo]

All right.

[Shane]

Officially starting.

[Tommy Bo]

I'm so serious.

[Shane]

Okay, so wait. You might have lived in Narnia.

[Amanda]

Yeah, but I never had a wardrobe.

[Tommy Bo]

You may have lived in Narnia.

[Shane]

Well, I was saying.

[Amanda]

That's what Shane is saying. She's not correct.

[Shane]

Leprechauns. She didn't know Harambe.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, well, how do you feel about goats? Bottoms of goats with the top of a man.

[Shane]

How do you feel about that?

[Tommy Bo]

How do you feel about it?

[Amanda]

Pretty hot.

[Tommy Bo]

How do you feel about big hooves?

[Amanda]

Know what I'm saying?

[Tommy Bo]

Okay. You know what they say about big hooves? Are you gonna finish? Okay, great.

[Shane]

This actually reminds me of something. So I saw a post recently. Some of our listeners, they were getting recommended on. On Spotify. It was saying, oh, listeners of Smoshmouth also listen to this. And it was the audiobook version of a. Of a book that I have heard of called Morning Glory Milking Farm. And it's a popular book. It's a. And I'm. I'm not kidding.

[Tommy Bo]

I'm not happy about it.

[Shane]

Are you aware of this book?

[Tommy Bo]

No.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

But I'd love for you to explain it.

[Tommy Bo]

Mommy. Morning Milking.

[Shane]

Morning Glory Milking Farm. It is a romance novel.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Shane]

And I. I look, I heard about it. I've looked it up on.

[Amanda]

You've heard about it? You've listened to it?

[Shane]

I have not listened to it. I might read it. I'm not. I don't judge.

[Amanda]

I heard. I thought it was an audiobook.

[Shane]

It is also an audiobook.

[Tommy Bo]

Will you listen or read?

[Shane]

Ooh, I'll probably read.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Why you don't want to hear?

[Shane]

So I can narrate my. Myself in my head.

[Amanda]

Like you get turned on by your own voice.

[Shane]

No, I'm saying so I can, like, read it at my own pa. I just don't want to have someone else.

[Amanda]

You want to read it on your wants to read it fast.

[Tommy Bo]

Do audiobooks make sound effects, too? Do they set the scene?

[Shane]

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, possibly. Possibly.

[Amanda]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Shane]

There you go.

[Amanda]

Wait.

[Shane]

One for Amanda. That sucks for you.

[Amanda]

Audiobooks don't do that. Don't they go like, oh, what? No, that's video games.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's video games you're thinking of. Anyways, also, about this book. So from what I've heard about this book, it takes place in a. It's got. It's some sort of fantasy world.

[Amanda]

Milking Maids.

[Shane]

Morning Glory.

[Tommy Bo]

How Mommy.

[Shane]

Morning Glory Milking Farm.

[Amanda]

Mommy. Milking Maid. Mummy.

[Tommy Bo]

Morning Milk.

[Shane]

Milking Farm. Let me.

[Tommy Bo]

I got it.

[Shane]

I'll pull up the. The COVID of this.

[Amanda]

This is real. This is not you pulling this out of your ass.

[Shane]

You guys think I'm. I'm pulling your leg.

[Amanda]

Don't pull our leg.

[Tommy Bo]

Don't pull our leg out of your ass.

[Amanda]

Don't pull our leg.

[Shane]

I'll show you the COVID leg. This book has like tens of thousands of.

[Amanda]

Wait, is this.

[Tommy Bo]

That's how incredible.

[Shane]

Let me find the.

[Tommy Bo]

If you're listening to this audio only, we've got a big bull man with a buff body and a very small woman leaning into him.

[Amanda]

But she's. She's got a loose gown on it, pulled down over her shoulders, which always means wild. And her hair is free.

[Tommy Bo]

Free?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

How do you say egg?

[Amanda]

Egg.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

What do you mean?

[Tommy Bo]

How do you say egg?

[Shane]

Egg.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Shane]

I've heard that. I say it weird.

[Amanda]

You say leg. Weird.

[Shane]

Leg. Like. Like with a leg. Like, I'm Canadian. Let me try to find. I think this is the summary right here.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Shane]

Violet needs a job to help her pay her bills until she can find work in her chosen profession.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, she does.

[Shane]

When she sees a job posting at the Morning Glory farm, she. She decides to take a chance on it as it pays well, even if she's hesitant about the actual work. And that work entails milking minotaurs, AKA giving. Cut that last one. I want. I want this one. Okay, here it is. Here it is. Violet is a typical down on her luck millennial, mid twenties, over educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.

[Tommy Bo]

Whoa.

[Shane]

Morning Glory Milking Farm offers full time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed.

[Amanda]

Full time.

[Shane]

There's only one catch. The clientele is grade A certified prime beef with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Milking minotaurs isn't something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she's determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune. And then it keeps going. But that's. That's the.

[Amanda]

Can I see the picture?

[Shane]

There's the.

[Amanda]

I just need it.

[Shane]

I draw reviews on Goodreads.

[Tommy Bo]

Did they draw that hog?

[Shane]

You can always take a screen. The COVID There's no. There's no hog on the COVID You're drooling, Amanda.

[Tommy Bo]

Please suck it back in.

[Shane]

Oh, but that author apparently only writes romance about Constance.

[Tommy Bo]

Got him.

[Shane]

Well, there you go.

[Amanda]

It's crazy how millennial she is. And also, she's, like, milking it. She's really, like, about to fall apart here. 7,813 reviews.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Here, look at this. Look at her. Millennial. So millennial people think millennials are. Is that we're just totally in debt and we have to move into our parents and we have to milk minotaurs.

[Shane]

Well, most of that.

[Amanda]

Bait romance.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

What is a monster bait?

[Tommy Bo]

Put. Put it together.

[Amanda]

Oh, masturbate.

[Shane]

Yes. Put it together.

[Amanda]

Holy crap. This is a wild world. Oh, this one's from the. The writers from Cleveland, Ohio. That's so Ohio. That's a Gen Z term.

[Tommy Bo]

Wow, look at you.

[Shane]

There you go.

[Amanda]

Yeah, they really put it.

[Tommy Bo]

Pulled it together.

[Amanda]

She's always preferred beasts to boys. That's the author. This is the author. That's the unknown darkness and shadows to the Chad next door. She lives in a crumbling old Victorian with a scaredy cat. Deshant. Nope.

[Tommy Bo]

One more time.

[Amanda]

Deshant.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Whatever that dog is. Where she writes non traditional romances featuring beastly boys with equal. Equal parts heart and heat and is waiting. And Duke.

[Shane]

That's got to be awesome. Imagine people being like, what do you do for a living?

[Amanda]

It's like she's waiting for a Hallmark channel to get with the program and start a paranormal lovers series.

[Shane]

Honestly. Would probably do really well.

[Tommy Bo]

That would do really well.

[Amanda]

There's a lot of minotaur books. Can we look at this? A soul to keep.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, wow.

[Amanda]

And all of the women are millennial. Wow.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay, there's my minotaur husband.

[Shane]

There you go.

[Tommy Bo]

We got a. He looks like he just got done doing some construction work. He's got a very. He's well endowed.

[Amanda]

He's in the sauna.

[Tommy Bo]

He's well endowed. Oh, is he in the sauna? I think he's. No. There's a construction site. Oh, that's a building. He's, like, working.

[Shane]

He has to work building.

[Tommy Bo]

He's got to work.

[Shane]

Strong as an ox.

[Tommy Bo]

Here we go. The dragon's bride. Ooh, they're chained together.

[Shane]

Oh, boy.

[Tommy Bo]

That's cool.

[Shane]

Love a dragon.

[Tommy Bo]

Couple dragon. Okay. Ooh, a soul to heal. That's nice.

[Amanda]

Get it.

[Tommy Bo]

It's like a demon.

[Amanda]

A soul.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Do they have souls on the bottom of their feet?

[Shane]

Demon Feels a little more like demon's. More mainstream.

[Tommy Bo]

Minotaur is where you like this Minotaur is.

[Shane]

That's a lot.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay, we got a spider guy with this woman, Tiffany Roberts, and it's called. Can you pronounce that for Me fin.

[Amanda]

Snared. Ensnared. Ensnared.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, it's ensnared.

[Amanda]

Why is it always women trying to get with these animals?

[Shane]

Well, I think that.

[Tommy Bo]

What can you tell us?

[Shane]

I think the consumer base.

[Amanda]

I think men are. I think we're getting sick of men and we have to go to the other side. Spider people.

[Tommy Bo]

Spider people. From men to mentor and minotaur dudes just don't read. That's true. I can confirm that.

[Amanda]

You read all the time.

[Shane]

He's a cool. Most dudes don't read, though.

[Tommy Bo]

I'm a. I'm a dude that doesn't read most.

[Amanda]

You wouldn't get on that minotaur milking farm?

[Tommy Bo]

No, I don't think I'd like it.

[Amanda]

Stunned by that.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

There's so many things that are happening there. Thanks for bringing that up.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Why did you bring it up?

[Tommy Bo]

Because that's what's being recommended after I.

[Shane]

Was brought up because I saw someone say, like, I'm sorry, A lot of our listeners, it was like, oh, you might also. Listeners are also enjoying this.

[Tommy Bo]

Listeners also.

[Shane]

And some of our listeners are.

[Tommy Bo]

Are enjoying that.

[Amanda]

What?

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, because they're not getting that data out of nowhere.

[Shane]

And so you're judging us for liking Lucky Charms. Think about that.

[Tommy Bo]

Think about that.

[Amanda]

Listen, I'm not against people wanting to see a minotaur get milked. That's fine. Get it?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Awesome. Why not? Hey. Sure.

[Tommy Bo]

You know, I did not prep much for this. Try not to laugh, adventure. But I. In the process of thinking of things and looking through things, I did find a gift that I left myself.

[Shane]

Oh, God.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Tommy Bo]

I went through my voice memos, and I found one that was just labeled, like, new memo 144. And it is now. I don't black out. I don't black out. I don't know if I was very stoned or what, but I don't remember making this. I don't remember the setting in which I would have made this. However, there is a voice memo of a very non sober Tommy talking to Tommy. And so I'd love to share that and see if you can make it through.

[Shane]

How confident are you that this is gonna make us laugh?

[Tommy Bo]

It might not. It made me laugh a lot. But I'm me.

[Shane]

Okay. Okay. Got it.

[Tommy Bo]

Today, I will be telling you about the history of the word gay. Okay? So gay has been in the English language for a very, very long time. Okay. It's changed meanings multiple times. So first, the word gay showed up in English in the 12th century. From the old French word gay. Gay, which means full of joy and mirth. Now you're thinking, Tommy, what is mirth? Well, mirth is amusement, especially as expressed in laughter. And they also Gay. We're back to gay. And we're back to gay. And they also come from the old German word gai, which means impulsive. Oh, well, still tracks. For centuries, gay was used to mean joyful, carefree, bright, and showy. The showy part stuck for sure. For example, the. The 1890s are called the gay 90s. Gay 90s over here. That's it. I got to the 1890s and stopped the memo.

[Amanda]

I love this version of Tommy so much. Cause he's just like, yeah. So anyways, that's pretty fun. 1812.

[Shane]

Yeah, I'm having fun.

[Amanda]

The 90s. I love this version of Tommy. He's so like. Just like. Yeah. Anyways, so can you believe that Tommy.

[Shane]

Got high and turned into Truman Capote for a second?

[Tommy Bo]

I did. I did.

[Amanda]

Wow, that is really.

[Shane]

That's fun.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, that was really fun. A beautiful gift. I highly recommend doing that to yourself. If you're ever, like feeling really goofy.

[Shane]

That'S the right thing to do. As opposed to calling someone or texting someone when you're not sober, you should just leave a voice memo for yourself. That's really fun.

[Amanda]

I love voice memos.

[Shane]

Something. It reminds me. Something I wanted to talk about is I didn't hop on this train, but this was a big thing.

[Amanda]

You didn't have a ticket.

[Shane]

What? So this was a big thing for the past couple months is I first started seeing it from Spencer, but I feel like everyone was on it. Is you guys were all doing cameo.

[Amanda]

Oh, yes.

[Shane]

And I kept getting served on TikTok. Your guys's cameos.

[Tommy Bo]

That's right.

[Shane]

That and it was awesome. I don't like that I saw one of yours.

[Amanda]

I don't like that.

[Shane]

It was great.

[Tommy Bo]

I do like it.

[Shane]

Everyone's was. Was great. Spencer's were top notch because, I mean, it's just the most Spencer thing. It's like, like in bed, him like leaning back, just like chilling. He just kind of starts ranting too. He's just kind of having a good time. But I got served a couple of yours. They're great. I saw a couple of chances. I was like, man, everyone's doing this. This is really fun.

[Tommy Bo]

It's a lot of fun.

[Amanda]

It is a lot of fun.

[Shane]

I didn't tell you guys. I actually was doing it. I was doing it. And I mean, doing It. Mine didn't get served to anyone. That kind of bummed me out. But I was really. I was going hard.

[Amanda]

Did anyone request.

[Shane]

People were requesting them. So I've got a couple that I. I have if you guys want to see.

[Tommy Bo]

Yep.

[Shane]

Or do you guys see some of these? For those at home just listening, you're going to be able to get the vibe. I made sure when I was doing these cameos that I'm like, okay, I want to make sure that, you know.

[Tommy Bo]

That when I play them on this podcast that anyone.

[Shane]

That anyone could. Could listen to this and get it. Cause I, you know, that's how I roll. All right, here's. Here's one that I got. This was one of the first ones. I was like, okay. Like, you know, But I understood the vibe. Mackenzie, congratulations on doing so well on that test. As I should say, impressive. The chosen.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Sounds like you're doing great at byu. Hope you're not soaking too hard and keep on doing your thing. That's, you know, that's what I always am saying when I'm reading those Reddit stories. You know how it is. All right.

[Amanda]

Oh, God, you're awful.

[Shane]

No, really good. I think that was a really good one.

[Tommy Bo]

Get a good rating for that. Good review.

[Amanda]

No one should pay for that.

[Shane]

Yeah, I got a really good rating.

[Tommy Bo]

Got a really good review.

[Amanda]

I think there's a lot that are like that, but not ours.

[Tommy Bo]

No, not ours. We deliver.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

We go hard.

[Amanda]

Do you have another?

[Shane]

I maybe have others that'll wait and show later.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Did you get good reviews on that one?

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, I got great. I.

[Amanda]

What review did you get?

[Shane]

Good. Really good.

[Amanda]

Huh?

[Shane]

They said.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, they said.

[Shane]

People. They said it was really good. Saw that.

[Amanda]

How come you're not looking at us?

[Tommy Bo]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

They said people were like, it's really good.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah, I got. I got 50 cameo points for that one.

[Tommy Bo]

And that's what they do is they give out cameo points.

[Shane]

Yeah. And then you use that and you go to the store and you can buy different.

[Tommy Bo]

You can buy cameo merch.

[Shane]

Oh, and filters.

[Tommy Bo]

That's right.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. That's awesome.

[Tommy Bo]

That's great.

[Amanda]

Shane, I love that app that you're on.

[Tommy Bo]

For you.

[Shane]

Thanks, guys.

[Amanda]

It was a really good cameo.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Amanda, do you have anything to show the class?

[Amanda]

I do, actually. What's so crazy is I don't know why people were calling my phone thinking it was for you or you. Like. I kept getting voicemails.

[Tommy Bo]

Is that right, guys? Yeah. Really?

[Amanda]

And I was like, call them, like. And they didn't, and it's fine. But, Tommy, UPS called me, like, 4 million times, and then finally they left a voicemail. I was like, okay, great. Leave a voicemail. So, okay, I saved.

[Tommy Bo]

I'm ready.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

All right.

[Amanda]

So that you could hear it, because I think it's important.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Gail]

Hello, Tommy Bo.

[Amanda]

This.

[Gail]

Messages for Tommy Bo. This is Gail down at the UPS and just calling to let you know that we've received a very large package. And my driver. We got a driver. Tim. Hey, Tim.

[Amanda]

Tim, can you turn off that.

[Gail]

Can you turn off that fax? Thanks. My driver, Tim over here is. He's having trouble delivering it to your place, your apartment, because he says the package is too big. Now, unfortunately, legally, we're.

[Shane]

This episode of Smosh Mouth is brought to you by quip. This year, I am trying to have a better dental routine. I am always trying to improve my dental health, and something that's helping me is quip 360 oscillating toothbrush. I got sent it a week ago, and I've been using it, and I've been noticing a difference.

[Amanda]

I can tell, honestly. Yeah. And it's accepted by the American Dental Association. Quip360 is scientifically proven to remove up to 11 times more plaque than a manual toothbrush. And if you absolutely don't love Quip360, you can return it for free in 30 days.

[Shane]

I've been amazed, using the water flosser and the toothbrush this past week, how quiet they both are.

[Amanda]

Oh, I love that because sometimes they're so loud.

[Shane]

Yeah. These ones are very quiet. They also have both a very sleek design. So they look really nice in your bathroom. You know, like, I got them up there. I'm like, oh, these look. These look very pleasing to the eye, which is. That matters to me.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And they come in different colors.

[Shane]

Yes, they do. They've also got sensors to make sure you're not brushing too hard or just. Just the right amount. And they charge very easily. I'm a big fan, and I'm noticing a difference. Like I said, I'm feeling good.

[Amanda]

No, I. I can tell my pearly whites are showing, like, wow.

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

Let's go. Pearly whites required to go through the.

[Gail]

Package to make sure there's no batteries or. Or water or anything that could radiate unnecessary amount of heat. So we went through the package and we noticed if extra large supply of Viagra. Now we're having trouble wrapping our brains around it, you know, because that's a lot of Viagra for one guy. And we're just worried about you. We're worried about your health and we're worried about your partners. Now, if you can't get your penis up, that's one thing. But if you can't get your penis up and you need a lot of pills, that's another thing.

[Shane]

Okay?

[Gail]

Those are two things that are actual things. And so we're concerned for you, okay? And Tim.

[Amanda]

Tim, can you drop the facts?

[Gail]

No, just press the off button.

[Amanda]

Tim's a problem.

[Gail]

Press the off button, Tim. Okay, so Tommy Bo, so you're going to have to drive down here to the ups, and it's right on 24 lck street and we need you to come and pick up this package, okay? Because we can't deliver it. And also we're worried for your safety. So you can't get your penis up. That's a tough thing. But you know what? I read this book and it says it's all mental. All right, D. Thank you. We'll see you soon. Have a great day and wait for a second to review this call.

[Shane]

God.

[Tommy Bo]

Wow.

[Shane]

Lick a lock.

[Tommy Bo]

That's a long. That's a long voicemail.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I was like, damn, Gail. Back up.

[Tommy Bo]

Gail.

[Amanda]

That was her name.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

She must be your local UPS lady.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, she is pretty.

[Amanda]

Well, I feel bad for that Tim guy.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Anyways, so go pick up your package. If I agree.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, I have to rent a U Haul first. It's kind of an ordeal.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Big package.

[Tommy Bo]

No one's.

[Shane]

I think no one's dealing at that point.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, no one's waiting on. On me. So I can grab. Grab those. Grab those anytime.

[Shane]

All right. You guys want to see another cameo?

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, I'd love to see.

[Amanda]

Yeah, we'd love to see another cameo.

[Shane]

Yeah, let's all show you another.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah. Yeah, that's.

[Amanda]

Yeah, let's see.

[Shane]

Hey, Steven.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Tommy Bo]

So, Shane, your framing's a bit bad.

[Shane]

I can't wear a grown up diaper and stomp on the camera and say, you've been a bad guy. Right. But I can do the next best thing and I can tell You. Oh, hey, you're doing great.

[Amanda]

This angle is not your favorite pizza.

[Shane]

Place, so there's that. Hope you're having a good day.

[Tommy Bo]

And it's like an egg going back into the chicken.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's just making.

[Shane]

You know, that's. That's what I'm always saying when I'm reading those Reddit stories.

[Tommy Bo]

So there it is.

[Shane]

Brutal.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, he said it.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God, he said it.

[Tommy Bo]

That's great.

[Amanda]

No, he doesn't know how to turn it off.

[Tommy Bo]

No, he's got to stop recording. He's got to stop recording. Oh, no, no, it's still going.

[Amanda]

Oh, God. Those make me really sad.

[Shane]

Well, you know, I don't. I think. But it's, you know, the point is that it's making someone really happy.

[Amanda]

I don't know who. I don't. I don't know who. I don't know who's happy from those. No one's reposting them.

[Tommy Bo]

They're happy. Who? No, they're happy.

[Amanda]

Tommy. Don't give that to him. Doesn't deserve it. Reddit stories.

[Shane]

That's what I'm always saying. Okay, can I say the graduation video from 2019 where Courtney and a bunch of people threw like, my graduation, my college graduation. Something that got cut from the video is, oh, yeah, Damien got a bunch of cameos for me from a bunch of celebrities. From different celebrities. There was Gilbert Gottfried. There was the voice of Solid Snake. And then the best one was Mark McGrath.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, God.

[Shane]

From Sugar Ray.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And it was like that. He goes on forever.

[Tommy Bo]

He doesn't stop.

[Shane]

It's like three minutes and it could have stopped at 30 seconds.

[Tommy Bo]

Why?

[Shane]

Cuz Damian was just like, hey, this is Shane. He loves In N Out. And all the, like, he threw out a couple inside jokes. And it comes to a point, like, you think it's over? He's like, awesome, man. Congrats on graduating. And yeah, In N Out. I. Dude, I love In N Out. It's so awesome. That's like my favorite restaurant in la. I love to go there. Get like. I think I get, like the number. He just kept going. And you're like, oh, my God, he's not stopping. It was awesome.

[Amanda]

I feel like there are celebrities on because before I got on cameo, I looked at like a lot of people, and there are celebrities on cameo that they have the camera set up. They're sitting in a weird place. There's so much headroom. And they're like, hi, yeah, Amy, it's your birthday. And you're like, oh, no, no, no, no.

[Shane]

Those are the ones you want. Those are the ones you want. You want those?

[Tommy Bo]

And ours.

[Amanda]

Yeah, ours are mine really. Mine are really curated. Mine are like.

[Tommy Bo]

I try. I mean, I get a lot of.

[Amanda]

I give a lot.

[Tommy Bo]

I get a lot of ask me advice, you know, or, like, give me advice stuff. And I try and make it, like, a little FaceTime, like, a little message from me sometimes.

[Amanda]

Mine are like, be Sarah Christ and yell at me and tell me to get out of bed. And I'm like.

[Tommy Bo]

And when you do that, do you. It's like. Cause I've been asked to do stuff, and I'm like, I don't have the costume or wig at my home, so I can't, like.

[Amanda]

No, I'll do the voice, and then I'll be like, you're a piece of shit out of bed.

[Tommy Bo]

I've had to do. Wait. I've also had to do an alarm, a morning alarm. It was great. Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

That's pretty awesome. I saw that one. That's when I got served.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Shane]

Doing a morning alarm for someone. I love that.

[Amanda]

Do they ever ask you to have, like. Oh, put. You know, I want you and Angela to be in the video.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, yes. And I always tell them that that's. I say that that's illegal. I don't know if it's illegal, but. No, if you're in the. If you're paying, they're not available. Right. And they should make. If it's a money thing, you know, it's like, I can't give them a day rate for being in my camera.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah. But your cameos are.

[Shane]

Thanks. This next one was probably my favorite.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, we got another.

[Shane]

This one's probably. This one's really good.

[Tommy Bo]

I thought we were.

[Amanda]

I was actually ending it.

[Shane]

I thought this one was really good. You gotta go, Jake. Your mom says you gotta go. You gotta get out. It's time to go, Jake.

[Amanda]

God.

[Shane]

It's time to go.

[Amanda]

Are you in a toilet?

[Tommy Bo]

Yep. I've never seen you look sicker.

[Amanda]

I know you. You haven't looked good in a single one of your camps. And that. And that's like. That's not what people want. They want to see you at your hottest, hottest, sexiest. How did I know that you were on a toilet?

[Tommy Bo]

You called it. You can tell.

[Shane]

You called it out right before I flushed the toilet.

[Amanda]

And that was awesome.

[Tommy Bo]

It was. Was the white lighting the one or one or two? What are you. Oh, Shane, was it.

[Amanda]

Shit.

[Shane]

It's a cameo. It's not real.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, it's not real.

[Amanda]

Okay, first of all, all my cameos are very authentic.

[Tommy Bo]

My cameos are very, very real.

[Amanda]

If I'm gonna do it on the toilet, I'm gonna do it for real.

[Tommy Bo]

That's right.

[Amanda]

Are you joking? Even Mark McGrath, he would take a shit on it. And he would be.

[Shane]

He would have actually taken a shit if I paid him for it.

[Amanda]

He still is on cameo. Full on.

[Tommy Bo]

He sets up. Yep. Sets up his stuff in the bathroom.

[Shane]

And, you know, what's his rate?

[Amanda]

I don't know. I'm not. Do you want another?

[Tommy Bo]

I've had four separate people in my life over the last four or five years.

[Shane]

What is this about to be.

[Tommy Bo]

Try and get an Abby Lee Miller cameo for me and her. Her cameo. Hundred dollars. That's. It's pricey.

[Shane]

It's pricey. But that's. But that is doable but.

[Tommy Bo]

It's like a big but.

[Amanda]

What are you gonna get?

[Shane]

Like, if four friends went in together.

[Tommy Bo]

Right. Anyway, she's always rejected. I think she knows me. I'm gonna. That's my. That's my fun thing that I give myself. That's delusional. Is that she knows who I am.

[Shane]

She knows who you are.

[Amanda]

What if I got one for me? But then we. It was just like. For you, that would be like. I told her it's for Amanda, and you weren't even involved.

[Tommy Bo]

And then you had her, and then.

[Amanda]

I play it to you, and we just, like, bleep out of Amanda.

[Tommy Bo]

Well, that's really fun, Amanda. I'd really like that.

[Shane]

Do you think your friends have requested just too insane of stuff from her?

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, I know Kiana once asked for one, and there was a lot of innuendo to. When. When my birthday is. The day of my birthday. There's a lot of sly little things. Yes, there was a lot of little, sly things. Anyway. Yeah, I'd like to. I know at every point during the podcast, your guest has to sing the song that they wrote, so I'm gonna go ahead and do that.

[Shane]

That's awesome.

[Amanda]

We're so glad for that.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Tommy Bo]

You're so glad for it.

[Amanda]

I'm glad for it.

[Tommy Bo]

Out of ten. How glad?

[Amanda]

Five and a half.

[Tommy Bo]

It's not that glad. Thank you, Shane.

[Amanda]

I'm gonna.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, whoa. Thank you. Can I get a beat? Can I get a beat?

[Amanda]

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Tommy Bo]

There's a real cool guy that I think you should know. He's the. Oh, sorry, I said it wrong. There's a real good cool guy that I think you should meet he's the guardian of all our streets Trust in him and you'll be safe Cuz this guy is super great 82 red, white and blue he's looking after me and you his middle name is Robinette and he was once the president Joe Biden. Boom, boom, I miss you Joe Biden Keep beatboxing.

[Amanda]

Boom boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Tommy Bo]

Every night I dream about me and Joe. We're eating fajitas and watching a show. Then all of a sudden, Joe becomes a horse. I said, what does that mean? Does Joe know I. Joe Biden. What does this mean? He says, tommy, I love you. Then I wake up from the dream. Joe Biden, boom, boom, I miss you, Joe Biden.

[Amanda]

What is happening?

[Shane]

What happened?

[Amanda]

That was the.

[Shane]

I thought it was about to be a Smoshmouth song, and then it became that.

[Amanda]

No, no, no, wait.

[Tommy Bo]

Yes, I'll take. I am now open for questions. Okay, and I'll take questions on that.

[Amanda]

Okay. Why did Joe Biden become a horse?

[Tommy Bo]

He didn't answer me in the dream, so I have no answers.

[Amanda]

Is this a real dream?

[Tommy Bo]

Excuse me?

[Amanda]

Is this a real dream that you had?

[Shane]

Did you make that up?

[Tommy Bo]

In the same way that magicians don't reveal their magic tricks, I'm not going to reveal whether it was a real dream or not. Are dreams real? That's the question we should be asking.

[Shane]

Oh, shit.

[Amanda]

They are.

[Tommy Bo]

What was your question? Jade?

[Shane]

When. When did you make that?

[Tommy Bo]

When did that.

[Shane]

When did you make that song?

[Tommy Bo]

Last night.

[Amanda]

Last night. This. This is.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Last night kind of thing.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah, and so it did.

[Amanda]

Last night.

[Shane]

Yeah, I get that. I get that.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And I get that.

[Amanda]

And so.

[Shane]

Yeah, and I get that.

[Amanda]

I just. Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

And did you, like. Out of 10, can you tell me how much you liked it?

[Amanda]

I actually really, like.

[Shane]

I actually thought that was really.

[Amanda]

I mean, I didn't appreciate getting yelled at, but I did like the song.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I would say 8 out of 10.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay, I'll take that.

[Amanda]

And if I were to rate Shane's cameos, I would say his were like a three out of ten.

[Tommy Bo]

I'd say one or two out of ten. One other thing I'd like to share is what I call the Mr. Pervert beta test.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Tommy Bo]

This is when I was trying out different voices for him.

[Amanda]

I remember.

[Shane]

This is awesome.

[Amanda]

I remember different voices.

[Shane]

I need you out of my coffee shop right now.

[Amanda]

You just. Where were you?

[Tommy Bo]

I don't know. I don't know when that was. That is not the voice I ended up using.

[Shane]

No, I. I would say no.

[Amanda]

What was Mr. Pervert again?

[Tommy Bo]

What?

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

No, I mean, what was his voice again? I know who Mr. Pervert was. Come on, guys.

[Tommy Bo]

It was just like this, like delightfully me.

[Amanda]

Didn't we come up with one that was different?

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, I did a bun. In rehearsals, I used a different voice.

[Amanda]

There were a lot.

[Tommy Bo]

And then at the end I was like, I'll just gonna do my voice. But I like that one.

[Shane]

It's really good.

[Amanda]

That one's good.

[Shane]

It was very fun. Yeah, in the long run.

[Tommy Bo]

Amanda, you've got your phone out.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

What do you. What Bullshit.

[Amanda]

I got another voicemail. And this one is for Shane. And I actually was quite like, I don't want this on my phone. But I saved it because it seems important.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay. Hello, this is Hustlers Hollywood calling for Shane Top. We're calling to let you know that.

[Gail]

Your package of Fleshlight, Riley Reed, Utopia, Pikachu, Vibrating, uncut jam, Dick, clone, Willy, Dumbo, Molding kit, Rose, Slap slap, Yum. Liquid. Oh, Tap, Strapped up.

[Tommy Bo]

They put all the keywords in there.

[Gail]

Now at Hustlers Hollywood, please pick up.

[Amanda]

Your order no later than next week. And since you are a special customer who orders frequently, basically all the time.

[Gail]

We have added in juju set, King clap, electro, erotic power tripper, Magic wand, Slap slap, Strawberry, Lick them off stickers.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Gail]

Cellmate.

[Amanda]

Thank you so much, Shane Top.

[Gail]

Shane Top.

[Shane]

What the.

[Amanda]

I did not enjoy getting that voicemail. I think it was. It sounds like you need to pick up. And what's crazy is I looked up all those things, real names for things at Hustlers Hollywood.

[Tommy Bo]

That's. That can't be true.

[Shane]

That can't be.

[Amanda]

Oh, I'm. I'm dead serious.

[Tommy Bo]

Slap Slap.

[Amanda]

That seems like something private that like you have with.

[Tommy Bo]

With the Hustlers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

Since you're between me and Hustlers.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Since you're a special customer. So you better go pick this stuff up.

[Shane]

They know me.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you better go get that stuff going.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, I need to get that.

[Amanda]

So, yeah, they called me and I was like, whoa, call Shane.

[Tommy Bo]

So why are you getting these phone calls that aren't for you?

[Shane]

So I often put other people's information.

[Amanda]

Down when I'm ordering.

[Shane]

You need to use a gps.

[Amanda]

They know we're friends.

[Shane]

I use different emails for. To be discreet.

[Tommy Bo]

Got it.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

That nobody can find me.

[Amanda]

Shane at Cellmate.

[Shane]

But you know I have the money to buy those things from the cameos I did.

[Tommy Bo]

Right.

[Shane]

And I got one last One here. I was proud of this one.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Shane]

I think this one was my.

[Tommy Bo]

Let's take a peek at this.

[Amanda]

Yeah, let's take a peek. A peak.

[Tommy Bo]

Looks like a peak.

[Shane]

Jessica, your dad says you had a rough game last night, and I'm sorry to hear that. You know, they say you miss 100 of the shots you. You don't take, and. Or in this case, you miss the shots that you did take as well.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Oh, no.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, he's going somewhere now.

[Amanda]

Oh, no. He's trying to turn on a light, and he's reaching for it, and it's really bad.

[Shane]

Just want to make sure that light's working.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, that's.

[Amanda]

It's all bad. God, it's all bad.

[Tommy Bo]

Christ.

[Amanda]

Dude, learn how to.

[Tommy Bo]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Learn how to turn off your cameos.

[Shane]

I will say I've given him a genuine moment.

[Amanda]

That one is very realistic. Jessica, you buy the game?

[Shane]

I think my impression of cameos is really good.

[Amanda]

I think your impression is unbelievable. Jessica.

[Tommy Bo]

You're both. You were both in the group chat when I said that someone asked me on cameo to tell their son that the parents were getting divorced, Right?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

That's awesome. Do we have to cut that from this?

[Tommy Bo]

I don't think so.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Tommy Bo]

I denied the requests. It's not my business.

[Shane]

Well, you might have. Oh, I guess you're not giving specific names.

[Tommy Bo]

I'm not giving a.

[Shane]

That's a wild request.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah. You know what else is wild?

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Tommy Bo]

This is for Shane.

[Shane]

You just call 911.

[Amanda]

Oh, we're so sorry to hear about.

[Tommy Bo]

Your brother that passed away.

[Shane]

He gets five big boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Amanda]

Costco gun. Oh, dude, please. Oh, so sorry to hear about your brother passing away. He gets.

[Tommy Bo]

He gets five big booms.

[Amanda]

Five big booms.

[Shane]

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Tommy Bo]

I'm so sorry.

[Amanda]

So they're on cameo?

[Tommy Bo]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

How did you get that?

[Tommy Bo]

I found it online.

[Shane]

No, that's. I've seen that before. That's viral. That's. That got me that.

[Amanda]

Must get a cameo.

[Shane]

Get me that had to have been.

[Amanda]

So are they doing any Costco guy videos anymore?

[Shane]

They're doing them all the time. I think they're.

[Amanda]

They're.

[Tommy Bo]

I think they're an enterprise.

[Shane]

They're bigger than Costco.

[Tommy Bo]

What do you think it's doing to the psyche of that small child?

[Amanda]

I don't know. I think he's working.

[Tommy Bo]

He's working.

[Amanda]

I think every day he wakes up, his dad's like, come on, get up. We gotta do a cameo. We gotta go To Costco. He's like, dad, no, I don't want to go.

[Tommy Bo]

I don't want to play my games and eat a donut.

[Amanda]

He's like, let's go.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Do you agree?

[Shane]

Yeah. Do you think in. I haven't been to a Costco in a long time. Do they have big posters of all of them all around the Costco's?

[Tommy Bo]

There's a statue in every single Costco Utopian novel.

[Shane]

Yeah, they're like, like they're there like holding up flags.

[Tommy Bo]

Exactly, exactly.

[Shane]

Like they salute the Rizzler in the morning.

[Amanda]

I don't think that they're in any posters.

[Shane]

I think I'm just, I'm posing the question. I think that they're asking. I don't know.

[Amanda]

I know. I don't think.

[Tommy Bo]

Are you in any posters?

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

We're at.

[Amanda]

I'm a Corona girl, you know, Corona beer girl.

[Tommy Bo]

Huh? Yeah.

[Amanda]

A couple liquor stores. You'll see me bikini.

[Tommy Bo]

That's right.

[Amanda]

On the beach.

[Tommy Bo]

The people people.com warehouse has you on all the outside of the building.

[Amanda]

They have my stuff. They haven't asked for a quote or anything, but they'll get around to it. They're kind of like keeping me, you know, because they know I'm getting huge so.

[Tommy Bo]

And.

[Amanda]

Huge celebrity status. I meant my status. I meant my status. Yeah, I meant my status.

[Tommy Bo]

Uh huh. Yeah. You're still people.com.

[Amanda]

Every fucking day of my life.

[Tommy Bo]

Why didn't you give us a news update?

[Shane]

What's going on today? It's going to reveal the day, but that's fine.

[Amanda]

Oh, are we not revealing the day?

[Shane]

I don't care. Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

[Tommy Bo]

There was a time where people here did care, I think.

[Amanda]

Okay, it's on my top searched.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay. Okay. You unlock.

[Shane]

Oh, boo.

[Amanda]

This is a. Okay, people, people are all over this. People or people people and people.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Justin Baldoni.

[Tommy Bo]

Who is that?

[Shane]

This is. This is. This is.

[Amanda]

This is this ends. Ends with us.

[Tommy Bo]

I don't know.

[Shane]

I don't know a ton about this. I keep hearing it ends with us.

[Amanda]

Movie. The drama between Blake Lively and.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, this is. That's still happening. Oh, I thought it ended with them.

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Justin Baldon is demanding Disney hold onto documents to support his claims. Ryan Reynolds used nice pool to bully him. So now he's saying, you remember Deadpool? Did you watch the newest Deadpool with Wolverine?

[Tommy Bo]

I don't like Ryan Reynolds.

[Amanda]

Okay. And that's okay.

[Tommy Bo]

I know.

[Amanda]

And that's okay. People don't ever. Don't ever letpeople.com. hear that? But that's okay. This. So. So Ryan Reynolds plays Deadpool, the guy.

[Tommy Bo]

Who'S like, hey, oh, I'm aware.

[Amanda]

And then he played this character called Nice Pool, who's like, super nice and everything's cool and he looks like this. And Justin Baldoni is claiming that he did an impression of him and he's bullying him.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Tommy Bo]

Can I tell you my favorite joke I've ever made about Ryan Reynolds?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

He's like, if Chris Pratt was a different guy. I like that.

[Amanda]

That one's actually really, really good. Yeah, Yeah, I like that.

[Tommy Bo]

Just another guy.

[Shane]

It's like buff. Witty guy.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah.

[Shane]

If we find a guy who's buff and also can have a little. Little humor in there, then we're just going to put him in every movie that ever comes out. That's just reality. I'm not even joking. That's just.

[Tommy Bo]

No, you're right. I didn't want to draw the parallels to you.

[Shane]

All right, I'm not good looking enough.

[Tommy Bo]

No.

[Amanda]

What's going on over here?

[Tommy Bo]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

Okay, back toPeople.com. no more real talk. Okay, guys, come on. Margaret Qualley's face was so effed up from the substance prosthetics that it took one year for her skin to recover.

[Shane]

Whoa, Whoa. It was like the re. It was really the substance.

[Tommy Bo]

Have you seen the Substance?

[Amanda]

No.

[Tommy Bo]

Loser. Have you seen. Yes, you did.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Amanda]

I am a loser. I'm afraid I don't like Body Horror, that movie.

[Shane]

I don't pressure anyone to watch it because it is. It is insane, but it is so good.

[Amanda]

Really? Ooh.

[Shane]

Oh. I saw Anora in D box.

[Tommy Bo]

Sorry, sorry.

[Shane]

Anora in D box. You know, where it, like, shifts you around.

[Amanda]

No, you didn't.

[Shane]

It was.

[Amanda]

There would be. There would be absolutely no reason.

[Shane]

A joke. And it took a second when you didn't get it.

[Amanda]

Steve Box. I never. I don't know.

[Tommy Bo]

I have never.

[Amanda]

We don't call it that. We call it Motion Ride 3D.

[Tommy Bo]

We don't call it Motion Ride. I didn't know.

[Shane]

Okay, Mission Squares.

[Amanda]

There would be no reason to watch Anora and D Box.

[Tommy Bo]

That's so funny.

[Shane]

Okay, real talk. Real talk over Chris. Real talk. Over Christmas, I saw Mufasa in D box with some of my family.

[Amanda]

Why?

[Shane]

Some of my family wanted to see it.

[Tommy Bo]

And if you're not watching it in D box, God bless you.

[Shane]

And so I. I'm sitting there in the theater watching Mufasa, and the entire time like, it's bouncing you around and the entire time, like, what would be the funniest movies to see this? And ever since, that's all I think about. And I'm like, holdovers. Anora.

[Tommy Bo]

Anora's crazy.

[Amanda]

Did you see Crazy? I love Anora so much. I saw it twice. I saw it once with Friends and then once with Garde. I was like, you must see this. The Armenian brothers.

[Shane]

It's a great movie for those watching. It's an incredible movie. It's.

[Tommy Bo]

It's intense. It's intense as that director makes intense movies.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's very intense.

[Tommy Bo]

Every single thing he touches, it feel like it's real people. There's something about the acting guy who's.

[Amanda]

Shooting it too, like, oh, I mean.

[Tommy Bo]

It'S the whole team, of course.

[Amanda]

So unbelievable. The Armenian brothers were making that and.

[Shane]

D Box would have been hilarious.

[Tommy Bo]

That's. It was a very good joke.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Tommy Bo]

I really like it.

[Amanda]

That was.

[Tommy Bo]

You've been glued to people.com ever since I promised you.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

You just.

[Shane]

You are hooked.

[Amanda]

Okay. What's cool about People.com is they have a real people section, y'all. Oh, the rest is y'all.

[Shane]

The rest is fake.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay?

[Amanda]

No, the rest is celebrities. We can't touch them.

[Shane]

The rest is for us peasants.

[Amanda]

Yes, exactly. The rest are celebrities. We are not like them. We will never be like them. We're like real people. Just like this story. Uncle refuses to attend BE best man and niece's wedding because she wants him to enter with his ex wife who cheated on him. Big story. Do you guys get that?

[Tommy Bo]

Just some family's drama that they made into an article.

[Amanda]

Of course. That's what's cool about People dot Com.

[Tommy Bo]

Cool.

[Amanda]

Rebecca Black on the crushing feeling of being teased by celebs after Friday music video. Well, she's a celebrity and Lady Gaga's kind words.

[Shane]

Well, Lady Gaga is a celebrity.

[Tommy Bo]

I mean, Rebecca Black's killing.

[Amanda]

I'm jumping around, guys. Jumping around here.

[Tommy Bo]

What's your favorite day of the week? What?

[Shane]

That's really tough. Yeah, there's a Friday or Saturday every.

[Tommy Bo]

Day of the week.

[Amanda]

Friday, Saturday.

[Shane]

Saturday's solid. Sunday is awesome. But Sunday doesn't the night. Sunday night can kind of be a bummer. Saturday is great because you have all of it.

[Tommy Bo]

My favorite day is Friday.

[Shane]

Friday is really nice because you start.

[Tommy Bo]

The day doing the thing you did all week.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Tommy Bo]

And you leave.

[Amanda]

Yep.

[Tommy Bo]

You've got two days ahead of you.

[Shane]

You know what? Friday. Friday is probably there's a good case for it because you feel accomplished by the end of the day. And you feel relief at the end of the day.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

What if you ate it?

[Tommy Bo]

I just ripped the phone out of Amanda's hand.

[Amanda]

Fine. I'm totally done.

[Tommy Bo]

Are you?

[Amanda]

Katie Holmes keeps bundling bad shackets, and now we're convinced we need one this winter.

[Tommy Bo]

How much time do you spend on people.com a week?

[Shane]

You read everything, right?

[Amanda]

None of your business.

[Shane]

Amanda, you read. You read all of it every day, right?

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, all of it.

[Amanda]

And then I read BBC as well. I'm also an adult. And I read the news and then I read my horoscope.

[Tommy Bo]

Woo.

[Shane]

And your horoscope's like Lady Gaga found walking down the street.

[Amanda]

The horoscopes like, rest, girl, rest.

[Shane]

Put that phone down.

[Amanda]

Put the phone down and stop reading people.

[Shane]

What if your horoscope said stop reading people.com?

[Tommy Bo]

Would you listen? The stars never lie.

[Amanda]

I might, but that's. Astrology doesn't do that kind of stuff. It doesn't stop you from loving your. Your things.

[Shane]

What if astronauts someday get out all the way out there and the stars are like, we've been with you this whole time.

[Tommy Bo]

Like all those articles we wrote that.

[Shane]

All that. We were saying, mercury in retrograde.

[Amanda]

That's some guy named Joe. And he's just a piece of Mercury's.

[Shane]

Like, I was joking. I wasn't actually doing that.

[Tommy Bo]

He's just flicking on a light switch over there.

[Amanda]

Click clack, click clack.

[Tommy Bo]

Wow. I hate astrology, but I love it at the same time.

[Amanda]

What's your sign?

[Tommy Bo]

My sign? I'm Virgo too.

[Shane]

See, that's the thing. Virgos hate astrology.

[Amanda]

Virgos hate astrology.

[Shane]

That would be very rarely meet Virgos who like astrology. That's my case.

[Tommy Bo]

I mean, I'm like, I'm such a Virgo because Virgos people are like, virgos love lists. I'm like, fuck you. No, we don't. Virgos are always right. We know what's right.

[Amanda]

This is very Virgo behavior. And as an Aquarius, I will compartmentalize this behavior and then journal about it later and then try really hard to just let it be. But I will. I will help you.

[Tommy Bo]

What's the birthday season we're in right now?

[Amanda]

Birthday season?

[Tommy Bo]

Capricorn.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Tommy Bo]

Is a Capricorn trait being annoying?

[Amanda]

I heard wet blanket.

[Tommy Bo]

Interesting. I've only had.

[Amanda]

I like Capricorns.

[Tommy Bo]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Oh. Do you find them annoying?

[Tommy Bo]

Some of them.

[Amanda]

There's probably a Capricorn in here.

[Tommy Bo]

I don't know. Maybe.

[Shane]

So are there Signs that you, like, don't like. Like, if someone's like, oh, this is my birthday. And you're like, oh, I hate you.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Oh, that means I hate you immediately.

[Tommy Bo]

No, I don't hate anybody.

[Amanda]

There are people that I hate.

[Tommy Bo]

I made it.

[Shane]

Because you can't tell me that, like, if someone is born on a specific day that I'm gonna.

[Amanda]

There are. There are people that I'll meet. They're like. I'll be like, oh. I don't automatically ask them what their sign is right away. I'm not cuckoo. But if I hear their sign, and it's like, many times different people have the same sign that I'm like, ooh, We. We struggle, you and me.

[Shane]

You're noticing a pattern?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Tommy Bo]

All I know is that I fall for Taurus.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Tommy Bo]

And then I'm beauty. I'm lost.

[Shane]

You know who else falls for Taurus?

[Amanda]

Minotaur?

[Shane]

Morning Glory. Milking Farm.

[Amanda]

Lady Farm. I. I know you.

[Shane]

You don't know me.

[Amanda]

I know you.

[Tommy Bo]

They're fighting. They're pointing. They're pointing with their sharp fingers.

[Shane]

Should we call it. Should we call it?

[Tommy Bo]

Yes.

[Shane]

All right. We're calling it.

[Tommy Bo]

Fine, Selena.

[Shane]

Fine, Selena. Read the tally.

[Tommy Bo]

What happened? This is pretty close.

[Shane]

I think. I know. I lost.

[Tommy Bo]

Trying really hard.

[Amanda]

This one was really good and very chill. You know, I. I wasn't trying that hard to hold my laughter. I let it flow. Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

I could tell. All right.

[Amanda]

Amanda laughed 19 times. Wow.

[Tommy Bo]

19 times. Amanda. It's a lot of laughs.

[Amanda]

Tommy laughed 10 times.

[Tommy Bo]

That's right. Oh, I'm a serious bastard.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you are. And Shane laughed 14 times. Whoa. So our special guest, Tommy Bo, is the winner.

[Shane]

Tommy, you won special guest.

[Amanda]

And do you know what you get?

[Tommy Bo]

What do I get, Amanda?

[Shane]

A cameo from me.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

And you don't even have to pay.

[Shane]

For it because you gotta make that request.

[Tommy Bo]

Can you tell me I get a. I did a great job. And make sure that it's a number two and not a number one.

[Shane]

What do you mean?

[Tommy Bo]

When you're. When you're on the.

[Shane]

A number.

[Tommy Bo]

Toilet.

[Shane]

Oh. Oh, okay. I was gonna. I was gonna record it right now, and then I just realized you wanted it on the toilet, so.

[Tommy Bo]

No, I want to hear the.

[Amanda]

No, you can record it and give it to him.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, Okay. I want to hear the.

[Amanda]

Because I personally don't want to be a witness to you recording.

[Shane]

Sure, sure.

[Tommy Bo]

Yeah, I think that would be. I think that would scar me.

[Shane]

That would be awful.

[Amanda]

A lot that I deal with.

[Shane]

So, no, Tommy, thank you for being here.

[Amanda]

You win a 20 gift card, too.

[Shane]

Wherever.

[Tommy Bo]

Panera Bread.

[Amanda]

I was just thinking that.

[Tommy Bo]

Were you?

[Amanda]

Actually, I love Panera Bread. Do I get it ever? No.

[Shane]

I haven't had it in 20 years, but I love it.

[Amanda]

No, same. Same. Guys, that was tntl. Let us know if you want us to do more of these. We love them. They're getting more chill, but they're actually getting more fun for me.

[Shane]

They're getting wacky.

[Tommy Bo]

I'm glad to be a part of this chill vibe version. And now that I've used all four parts of my brain, as soon as we cut, I power down like a robot.

[Amanda]

You are done, Zo.

[Shane]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Amanda]

Thanks for being here, Tommy.

[Tommy Bo]

Thank you.

[Shane]

Thanks for watching. And check out Tommy's show.

[Tommy Bo]

Oh, my God. Scrapping. C word.

[Amanda]

Where can I find it?

[Tommy Bo]

Right. Tomybones. T o M E Y B O N e s on YouTube. First episode with Amanda should be out, and then all of last season is still out, so you can watch that too.

[Shane]

It's so much fun. All right, we'll see you next week.

[Amanda]

Bye.