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Shane
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Amanda
And I'm Amanda. And we have a very special guest with us today, our Russia.
Arasha
And I'm a Rasha. That's how you guys said your name, gorgeous. Oh, thank you.
Shane
That is the proper pronunciation of your name.
Amanda
Yeah.
Arasha
I think I said it the same.
Amanda
What is it?
Arasha
And I'm a Rasha.
Shane
Yeah, that's how you have to say.
Amanda
That's how you have to say it.
Shane
Saying it any way other than that. It's.
Arasha
You have to say it.
Amanda
Smooth and velvet.
Shane
I'm a Rasha.
Arasha
I'm a Russia. Although I feel like. Okay, I feel like I have to very clearly say, like, I am a Rasha.
Amanda
I'm Rasha.
Arasha
Because people are always like, oh, Rasha. Or they go, marcia Marshall.
Shane
You. Marcia is a no.
Arasha
Yeah, they take. They take the M from I'm Marasha. And they're like, oh, Marsha, in my.
Amanda
Life, would I think you were a Marcia.
Arasha
Thank you.
Amanda
No, Marsha's just the Brady Bunch.
Shane
Nobody's. Nobody's named Marcia anymore.
Arasha
They could be.
Shane
There's not a single person named Marcia.
Amanda
I can't wait to call.
Shane
Age of under, the age of 50.
Amanda
I can't wait for these comments.
Shane
I hope we have listeners who are named Marcia. That'd be so cool.
Arasha
Like the Betty's.
Shane
I think Marsha is a great name. I just don't think it exists.
Arasha
Sylvia.
Shane
Like, you know, like the. Like the Tasmanian tiger. I'm just like, that's cool. They don't exist.
Arasha
Yeah, Those are older names.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
They couldn't afford the Tasmanian Devil.
Shane
No, no. The Tasmanian Tiger. That's. That's extinct.
Amanda
Yeah, totally. Anyways, look how competitive we're getting because we love competition.
Shane
Nice. You did it.
Amanda
Well, you know what I want? I want a bun of clips of us on Smoshmouth. Just trying to put the title in perfectly.
Arasha
Oh, I see. Or the segues.
Shane
Yeah. Like our journals, where I was like, you know what I tried to save or what I wanted to save when I had to evacuate my journal journals.
Amanda
It was so brilliant.
Shane
It was very smooth.
Amanda
I roasted it.
Shane
No, it was really bad.
Arasha
Nice.
Shane
Yeah, we're talking about competition today. The super bowl is coming up.
Amanda
Super Bowl.
Shane
And I am one of two people in this office who's excited about it. So.
Amanda
Do you watch sports?
Arasha
Yeah, I. I was actually at the game last night. What, the Clippers Celtics game?
Shane
You're. You like basketball a lot?
Amanda
I love basketball.
Arasha
I like basketball.
Shane
Yeah.
Arasha
It's definitely the sport that I find, like, most entertaining to watch, I think.
Amanda
I like baseball. Call me a weirdo, but I like.
Shane
How much do you watch baseball?
Amanda
So when I brought H to the Red Sox game for his first time, it was. I used to go all the time as a kid. I, like, got addicted to the season. I was, like, watching them. I was watching the Dodgers, and I was, like, getting really, really attached, and then I just stopped because the season is, you know, done.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
So I don't. I wouldn't turn on. I wouldn't be like, oh, it's a regular night. I'm gonna turn it on. But if I'm like. If I'm going to a game, like, I really like going to a game. But since I moved out of Boston, there hasn't been, like, a stadium or a place that I'm really into unless I go see football. Like, football. H and I went to, like, bank of California a lot, and that was super, super fun. Or LA Galaxy. We really liked that.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
That I'm really into. But as far as football, like football. Like NFL, America, football, I don't know.
Arasha
It's okay. I went to the new arena last night, which I was pretty into. The.
Amanda
What was it called?
Arasha
The Intuit Dome.
Amanda
No, it really is called that because people are into it.
Arasha
I was into it. And guess what I ate. Guess what I ate, guys. Guess what I ate.
Amanda
In and out.
Shane
Hot dog.
Arasha
I got a hot dog.
Shane
That's awesome.
Amanda
Of course, you always have to get a hot dog at the game.
Arasha
Oh, yeah.
Shane
I feel like food at basketball games is somehow better than football games. I don't know why. Like, basketball's, like. The food just always feels really good.
Arasha
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shane
You're also in an enclosed space, and so things just feel a little better.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
I don't know football. When I've gone to, like, stadiums, you're, like, outside, you're exposed. It almost feels like camping a little bit.
Arasha
I've never been to a football game. I really want tailgating.
Amanda
We used to tailgate because patriots place was 10 minutes from where I grew up. So we used to go tailgating. And my mom bets on the Patriots still to this day. And we would Go.
Shane
And you were in it betting on them to win.
Amanda
I don't know what she's betting. I.
Arasha
Betting on.
Amanda
I don't think so. I think she ended the winning part when Tom Brady left. But when you tailgate.
Shane
He's retired, honey. He's an announcer now.
Amanda
He's divorced.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
From Gisele.
Shane
So many things happened to California.
Amanda
He left the Patriots. Great.
Arasha
But of course, I need to read up on that.
Shane
He's only. He's all football now.
Amanda
I know exactly a place where you can go. People. Dot com.
Shane
God damn.
Amanda
They're on it.
Arasha
Done and done.
Amanda
But, yeah, tailgating at the Patriots was like being in an ice storm with a bunch of people you didn't know and eating, like, a lot of soup and drinking a lot of beer. You had to, like, gear up.
Shane
So east coast football fans are fully psychotic.
Amanda
Yeah, I know.
Shane
Because they show, like, footage from, like, Green Bay, Buffalo, or, like, jets and Patriots, and there's dudes just shirtless. It's like, negative 5 degrees, and they're out there fully painted, basically naked in this weather.
Arasha
Yes. I got to get into football now.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
All right.
Arasha
I want to. I want to be shirtless.
Amanda
You can do that anytime.
Arasha
Well, yeah, but I want.
Shane
Depending on the state, I want to.
Arasha
Be shirtless with, like, soup and beer.
Amanda
You can have soup and beer and be shirtless in your apartment.
Shane
You should be a Viking. That's. I think that's their entire thing.
Arasha
Yeah, but I want to be shirtless with soup and beer and be around other, like.
Shane
I think that's Germany, guys.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
I think that's just what Germans do all the time.
Arasha
Okay. All right, I'll take that. I'd go to Germany.
Shane
Yeah. Oktoberfest, I think, is.
Amanda
Go on your own.
Arasha
What?
Amanda
No, I'm just kidding. You can go with friends. Okay, I'll go with you.
Arasha
All right. Topless in Germany in October.
Amanda
I think people would. I think Germany would all fall to their. On their face. I think.
Arasha
I think everybody wants that.
Amanda
Like, I think. I think the world is not ready.
Arasha
Okay.
Amanda
Know what I'm saying?
Arasha
Sure, sure, sure.
Amanda
Soup and beer.
Arasha
Maybe only one of us can go, and we have to compete for that spot.
Amanda
And that would be in the clip. Shane had no idea. Shane was like, we're gonna talk about sports, and I've got this.
Arasha
We got this.
Shane
Yeah. I mean, I. Look, I think most of our listeners probably care more about this than me talking about football.
Amanda
Who wants to see Shane shirtless eating soup?
Arasha
Lots of people, probably.
Shane
I'm at a Carnival. They're like, whoa. Kids are crying.
Amanda
They're like, mommy.
Shane
Okay, so. But you guys both haven't kept up with NFL this year, right?
Amanda
Definitely not.
Arasha
No, not at all.
Shane
All right, because I would like not to spend too much time on this because I know most of our listeners probably don't care, but I want us to make some predictions for the super bowl, okay?
Amanda
Because right now, as we know, like.
Shane
As of recording this, as of recording this, the AFC and NFC championships haven't happened. So there's four teams in the running. So the semifinals are this weekend.
Amanda
Because I know who won last year. Kansas City.
Shane
They've won two years in a row.
Arasha
Because it was reversed this year.
Shane
This year's. It's. It's high stakes. It's high stakes because a team is never three peated.
Amanda
Repeated.
Shane
Three peated.
Amanda
What a name.
Shane
So the Chiefs are going for it, right? Teams have won two Super Bowls in a row. Nobody's won three Super Bowls in a row.
Amanda
Damn.
Shane
Are you sure Chiefs are go? I'm sure. Trust me. I'm sure.
Arasha
It's staged to be that way.
Shane
The Chiefs are going for it. The Patriots almost did it twice, I.
Amanda
Think, with Tom and Gronk.
Shane
Tom and Gronk. But they're going for it. The Chiefs are. There's also the Bills, who have been a cursed organization, right? They at one point went to the super bowl four years in a row and lost all four times. Just abysmal.
Arasha
Who is.
Amanda
Who is their quarterback?
Shane
Josh Allen. And he's awesome.
Amanda
You met him.
Shane
I've not. What? I've never met him.
Arasha
As you talk to.
Amanda
Picture of both of them shirtless with soup.
Shane
That'd be awesome.
Arasha
You're forgetting the beer. That's really so.
Shane
So every year. This is also an NFL thing. Every year there is a villain and a hero. There are just. It's just a thing that happens where everyone's like, that's the hero this year. We want him to win. There's no logic to it. See, but Josh Allen. Josh Allen is the unequivocal hero. It was him and Lamar Jackson. Lamar Jackson lost because Josh Allen and him had to face off. And it was tragic. It was like Shakespearean. It's like our two heroes have to.
Amanda
I believe that football is Shakespearean.
Arasha
It is a story.
Shane
But Josh Allen. Josh Allen is playing the Chiefs this weekend and the Chiefs have beaten him so many times.
Amanda
Who's the villain on the Chiefs?
Shane
He's not necessarily. He's a villain now, right? There was a time when Patrick Mahomes was the hero.
Amanda
Cena is crying, laughing, because this is all true.
Shane
Alex Cena is the other person who likes football.
Amanda
He's catering to us. He's doing it in a very theatrical way and I love it.
Shane
Patrick Mahomes was at one point the hero because Tom Brady was the vill. And now Patrick Mahomes has won too much, which means he's the villain. That's how sports work.
Amanda
I'm fine with that.
Shane
As soon as you win too much, you're the villain.
Amanda
People.com are talking about him too much.
Shane
This is the thing. Patrick Mahomes is the best quarterback in the league. He is. He just is. But he's really a skill that he has that people hate is he's really good at drawing penalties. He's very smart. So he knows how to like play the game where you're going to get a foul like on trying to tackle him or something. Like there was in the past game he was like running out of bounds, but right before he got out of bounds, he like kind of stops. So then the guy like pushes him. It didn't get called for a penalty, but it's like it looks bad.
Amanda
Villain activity.
Shane
But he's just so smart. He's really smart.
Amanda
How old is he? Because he seems like a baby.
Shane
He's 29, I think.
Amanda
But he started when he was probably 24. Four years old or something.
Shane
Yeah, they start when they're like four. So anyways, there's Patrick Mahomes, there's the Buffalo Bills, there's the Eagles, who they went to the Super Bowl a couple of years ago. Didn't win. They won the Super bowl like 10 years ago. Did Hotel California and they did Hotel California.
Arasha
Those are the ones with the really crazy fans too, right?
Shane
Eagles fans are notoriously insane. They are.
Amanda
Is Philadelphia.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
Eagles is Philadelphia. Yes.
Amanda
Awesome.
Shane
Bill. Bill's is Buffalo.
Amanda
Buffalo.
Shane
Buffalo Bill. And then Kansas City. Is Kansas City.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Of course not Kansas.
Amanda
What?
Shane
I know the hell it's not Kansas.
Amanda
My brother in law must think I'm an idiot because he is from Kansas.
Arasha
Wait, this isn't a bit.
Amanda
No. And last year during the Super Bowl, I was like, dude, you did it.
Arasha
Oh my God.
Amanda
This is.
Shane
You went to Oz and you did it.
Amanda
This is not a bit.
Arasha
Oh no. You're gonna have to make some calls.
Shane
It's okay. I mean, it's close to Kansas. No people. People in Kansas.
Amanda
He's from Kansas City, so that means he's actually from Missouri.
Shane
Are you finding out you have family in Missouri and Not in Kansas. Is there also a Kansas City in Kansas?
Arasha
No, no, no, it's real. It's real.
Amanda
Okay. No, there's a Kansas City in Kansas.
Shane
Kansas City in Kansas also. It's confusing as shit.
Amanda
Scott is a good person, and that's.
Shane
Why they win, is because nobody knows where they are.
Amanda
Okay. He's from Kansas. He's from Kansas City, Kansas.
Arasha
Are you sure?
Amanda
Positive. But he loves the Chiefs.
Shane
Yeah. That's where people in Kansas like the Chiefs.
Amanda
Hey, it's not me. It's the. It's that.
Shane
Yeah.
Arasha
Okay. Why would they.
Amanda
So Missouri is crushing it.
Shane
Well, and Kansas, it's. You're allowed to like people. Fan bases are in multiple states.
Arasha
There were a ton of Celsius.
Shane
Kansas. The state doesn't have a team, so they.
Amanda
Oh, okay. So Kansas City is in Missouri. But Kansas. People from Kansas are like, yeah, yeah, that. I'm into it.
Shane
That's kind of like that. That's kind of how things were. A lot of people in Utah, like Broncos, because, like, Utah is close to Colorado. It's like.
Amanda
Right.
Shane
You're going to find that.
Amanda
The Broncos.
Shane
Yeah. My family's all about the Broncos. And they. They got to the playoffs and they lost. The Bills beat them and they. The Broncos were not good enough to win.
Arasha
I want to drive a Bronco.
Shane
They're cool looking.
Arasha
They are.
Shane
Drive it real slow on the highway for a while anyways.
Arasha
Nice.
Shane
The other team, the last team is the Commanders, which nobody expected to get where they are. And they have a rookie quarterback, and a rookie quarterback has never gone to the Super Bowl. Whoa. But their quarterback, Jaden Daniels, is a machine. He's really good.
Amanda
Where are the commanders from?
Shane
D.C. okay, so the commander.
Arasha
Washington.
Amanda
Yes. Are you a conspiracy theorist?
Shane
Washington, D.C. i just.
Arasha
I just believe all sporting events are staged. Go on.
Amanda
Okay, you're getting.
Shane
Okay, people think that they talk about the.
Arasha
Okay.
Amanda
Commanders. Chiefs.
Shane
Bills.
Arasha
Bills.
Shane
Eagles.
Amanda
Eagles. All right, so they're all four going to the Super Bowl.
Shane
Only two are going to the Super Bowl.
Amanda
No, I know that the four of.
Arasha
Them are in the semifinals. Yeah, right.
Shane
Only two of them can go.
Amanda
When do we figure out what date?
Shane
Well, the super bowl is in a couple. Is in like three weeks.
Arasha
February.
Amanda
So soon.
Shane
But this is coming out. This episode is a few days before the super bowl or about a week before the Super Bowl.
Amanda
So we will not.
Shane
We're recording this right before, like, in a couple of days. The championships that'll determine who goes. Okay, so we have four options. I think we should predict my prediction. We About a week ago here in the office, we all wrote down predictions of who's going to go before the first round of divisionals, and everybody lost. Almost everybody lost because everybody picked the Lions or the Rams and, or the Vikings or something, and they just. Everybody was abysmal. I am the only one who picked the Chiefs to win because this is how. This is the. This is how it goes.
Amanda
I'm sorry, I was gonna say the Chiefs.
Shane
The Chiefs are gonna win the Super Bowl. And I hope. And I say it because I hope I get to watch this episode and go, oh, I was wrong, but I'm not gonna be wrong because this is how this shit goes.
Amanda
Because it's.
Shane
It's gonna be the Chiefs and the Eagles and the Chiefs are gonna win.
Amanda
Okay? You think it's gonna be the Chiefs and the Eagles and the Chiefs and.
Shane
That'S just how it's gonna be. It's not what I want. I want the Bills to go. I want the Bills to win, but that's not going to happen because that's what we want to happen. And NFL and sports in general are, Are about your dreams getting crushed.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
Any sports fan will tell you that. Any sport.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Go over to Europe and talk to any football fan. They're like, yeah, our dreams have been crushed for 200 years. That's how football works.
Amanda
Such an awesome way to spend your time. I love that.
Shane
It's fun because. Because eventually, once in a lifetime, a miracle happens.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
And your team wins.
Amanda
The Curse of the Bambino. The Red Sox truly, like, no, I know. My grandmother cried.
Shane
Yeah. It's insane.
Amanda
Nothing happens. I don't know.
Shane
Nothing happens.
Amanda
You just move on with your day.
Shane
Move on with your life. Yeah, I do have. So when the Broncos finally won a Super bowl when I was a kid in the 90s, they had sucked or they hadn't sucked, but they just never had won a Super bowl for like decades. And then when they finally won a Super Bowl, I wasn't like, aware of what, what mattered about it. I wasn't watching sports. But we, our house was fully decorated with blue and orange. We had a full on party because they won the Super.
Arasha
Yeah, that's cute.
Shane
It's like insane. So as a kid, I'm like, whoa, what. What holiday is it?
Arasha
Right?
Amanda
Yeah, that makes sense to me.
Arasha
I feel like it has more to do with, like. And for some reason it feels like an individual win of some sorts. Like, I feel like you invest yourself in a team and then, you know, you kind of take on their wins. And their losses for yourself. I was like. I was laughing yesterday at the game because they're, you know, obviously fans are, like, cheering and stuff, but there was, like, a guy, like, way in the back, and he was just, like, clapping, and he was like, it's all right. It's all right. And I was like, they can't hear you. But that's for him.
Shane
It's so fun.
Arasha
It's all right.
Shane
It's all right. It's all right, dude.
Amanda
It's all for them.
Arasha
It's all for them. But it. But it's so fun.
Shane
It's very fun. No, it's. You have to be aware after a game of, like, none of this matters. Like, it's Never let. I will never let a loss, like, affect my day. Like, the Broncos will lose. I'll be like, that sucked anyways.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
But so.
Shane
So many people are.
Arasha
And I.
Amanda
When I went to the Red Sox, so many people were like, what are you doing? How dare you? Like, what the fuck are they doing?
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
I don't know what's going on with them. I don't know what's going on with them. And it's like, so you don't know these men personally, but you know what I love? I get. I get, like, ramped up.
Shane
It's hard not to get. I tell you why I get so invested is because you're watching someone and this is all sports. It's like, I feel the same way when I watch the Olympics is I'm like, this is someone's entire goal.
Amanda
Goal.
Shane
And you're watching them.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
Maybe achieve it.
Arasha
Yes.
Shane
And you know that, like, they probably won't. Like, the chances are never in your favor. So when they do, it's such a rush. Even if it's not your team, it doesn't matter.
Amanda
Like, addicting.
Shane
I watch the Olympics. I get so into where I'm like, we got to fudgeing. Do this.
Amanda
I'm like, this is his last.
Shane
Got to stick that landing.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
He doesn't get this. Look at his coach. Look at his coach. He is going to leave him. Like, it. I understand fandom for sports. Like, it is when I start to get into it and I, like, start to follow the teams. You get so invested.
Shane
Oh, yeah.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
I love it.
Amanda
I love it. I kind of love it, too. I just. For some reason, football, I think it's because I don't exactly know. Well, I don't know how to play, and. And I've tried. My mom has tried to teach me so many times, and I. I just. My mind isn't like, attracted to it as like basketball or baseball.
Shane
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Amanda
Which one's your favorite?
Shane
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What?
Shane
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Back to the show.
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Shane
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Shane
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Shane
Back to the show.
Arasha
What was. What was really funny about last night actually, is we. You know, the into a dome was actually quite empty last night. There were a lot of empty seats, and so security was pretty lax about being like, you know, you can move up if you want. Go play like, yeah, get on the court. Go for it. You're into it.
Amanda
You can go into it and get into it.
Arasha
And we got into it.
Shane
Go try to dunk.
Arasha
But we. We ended up going into the wall. You familiar with the wall?
Amanda
No, actually.
Shane
Don't think I know this.
Arasha
It's like. It's this, like, Clippers fandom section only, but it was, like, very empty, so we were like, we should go in there. So we went. It was. It was me and two other people. We went down, and we were, like, walking down. All three of us are wearing Celtics merch. And they're like, yo, like, you can't wear green. Like, you can go if you want, but, like, you have to take off, like, all of your Celtics merch. I love that. So we were like, okay, deal. So we, like, took off all our stuff, but we were wearing, like, the championship. Okay. For better seats. Sorry.
Amanda
No, this was.
Arasha
This was. But they were like, we have shirts that we can give you to put over it. So they just gave us these, like, white shirts that say the Intuit Dome. So we have Intuit Dome merch now. And we, like, go down and. And we're like. We're sitting, like, now pretty, like, up close. But security, like, Comes over, and they start, like, monitoring the wall, and they're, like, watching us for, like, when we're cheering. So now the. So the entire game, it's like, the Celtics would score. We'd be like, yeah, shit. I'm so mad.
Shane
Security gets up their Tasers. They're like.
Arasha
They were literally standing right near us. Or the Clippers would score, and we'd be like, oh, yes.
Amanda
You couldn't cheer for the team.
Arasha
No.
Shane
It's so funny.
Amanda
I wouldn't move to the wall.
Shane
That is so funny.
Arasha
It was very heavy on, like, the Clippers brand. So it was like. That was the bit we had the entire time. We were like, the Intuit Dome. We love the Intuit.
Shane
Just love the dome. We're here for the Dome.
Arasha
And then at the end, the Celtics won after overtime, so we took off the Intuit Dome shirts, like, right in our seats. And all the Clippers fans were like, that's just rude. And just, like, purposefully were like, get out of here. Like, what are you doing? And we're like, our bad. Our bad. And we. We got out.
Amanda
Whoa.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
Yeah, that's.
Amanda
You, like, went through a whole journey last night.
Arasha
Oh, yeah. Got to make it exciting.
Amanda
I would go to the wall. I think I would be like, nah, I'll sit very far away and cheer for the Celtics.
Arasha
That's. That's loyal.
Amanda
We just, you know, from Boston, and I know you went to school in Boston.
Arasha
I'm from Boston, too.
Amanda
She says she's from.
Shane
Everyone's from Boston.
Amanda
She's not from Boston, but she is. She's.
Arasha
I'm from Boston. I'm in. I'm in Boston.
Amanda
Russia, and I go through this a lot.
Arasha
Boston, Harvard, Boston.
Shane
Okay, now I want to move on to halftime performance really quick.
Amanda
Oh, we love that.
Shane
But first, just pick a team. I know you. You're. You don't want.
Arasha
You mean Chiefs.
Shane
You think the Chiefs.
Amanda
And you know what? Commanders.
Shane
You're going to go with commanders.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
I want this rookie quarterback.
Shane
I'm going to be real honest. There's a part of me that's like, I think that could happen.
Amanda
Chiefs versus.
Shane
I think he's. I think watching the games. He's a rookie. He's, like, brand new to the NFL, and it's scary how good he is. And they show him on the sidelines in the middle of, like, these heated moments where it's like, oh, shit, the other team's up by seven. You got to get a touchdown. And they show him on the sidelines, and he's just sitting there like completely unfazed. I think he was an Android built by the government to win football games.
Amanda
Arasha is gonna love that.
Arasha
I am with you with that.
Shane
That's going to. Look, the technology's gonna be there someday where that's gonna happen and there's gonna be an Android that's gonna be like, is this one the Android that's winning football games?
Amanda
I can't.
Arasha
They're all plans.
Shane
I just think he could be. Cuz he's too good.
Amanda
Okay, well, I think it's the Chiefs with the. With the commanders with the human rookie.
Shane
So you think about Chiefs versus Commanders.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
And the Chiefs are going to win.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Okay. Arasha.
Amanda
Because Taylor Swift's backing them.
Shane
Because I'm saying Chief, Eagles, Chiefs win.
Arasha
The Chiefs are definitely going to be in the mix because that is just what's going to make everybody more money.
Shane
I hope we're so wrong. It's going to be so fun to rewatch this episode. If the Bills are in it, I'm going to love it. I'm going to be looking at the screen just telling myself I'm an idiot. Be like, Shane, you're so stupid. You're so wrong, Shane.
Amanda
My goodness.
Arasha
I feel like America loves the coming of age story, so they've probably written the commanders in Versus versus the Chiefs so that they can get money.
Shane
So you say Commanders over Chiefs.
Arasha
Yeah, I think they're going to win, but I don't know. I don't have the script.
Shane
No, that's okay. This is all.
Amanda
Nobody has fun and scrapped the reference.
Arasha
Stew.
Shane
Okay, but the real fun prediction is halftime show.
Arasha
Do we not know who's performing?
Shane
Kendrick Lamar.
Amanda
It's Kendrick Lamar.
Arasha
Oh, okay.
Shane
Kendrick Lamar. But who's going to be the guest?
Arasha
Drake.
Shane
The. That's.
Arasha
That would make them a lot of money.
Shane
It's like plus 9,000 odds right now. So you could make a lot of money if on that.
Amanda
I don't know. I don't know if he'll be there. I do think a lot of beef that's in the public is not real. I think it's like to get things out there. But I don't know. Their beef might be pretty.
Shane
Their beef's pretty rough. It's not like he was just like, your music sucks. Like he. Kendrick went pretty hard on Drake. I don't think Drake wants to go out there and showcase that.
Amanda
Maybe I think I was, you know, half kidding. Haha. So I don't know. I don't know if Drake will be in the halftime show. Let me. Let me cook on it.
Arasha
Maybe the beef was, like, heightened in the eye of the public, and it wasn't that crazy, because I agree with you, too. I also think that could have been staged.
Shane
Make that prediction if it happens. That's insane. My crazy prediction, my realistic one is Lil Wayne.
Amanda
That makes sense to me.
Shane
Lil Wayne's gonna come out.
Amanda
That makes sense.
Shane
My crazy prediction. Taylor Swift.
Arasha
No, no, no, no.
Amanda
Because when the Chiefs go, wait till it happens to the Super Bowl. She's gonna be in the. She's gonna be in her box, and she's going to be.
Shane
Suddenly. Suddenly, the Taylor Swift cam is going to appear, and she's going to be gone. And they're like, where'd she go?
Arasha
No, no, no.
Shane
Is she not here supporting Travis and all of a sudden she's on stage?
Arasha
No, she's. She said to this.
Amanda
Is that a reporter? No, her tour ended. She's tired. Actually. She's probably never tired.
Shane
I don't think she's ever tired.
Amanda
Oh, now you're making.
Arasha
No, she's tired, but I think she's just too big for. For the super bowl still.
Amanda
No way. Beyonce did the Super Bowl.
Arasha
Well, yeah, but I think she's just like. I'm pretty sure she's said nowhere near close to doing the super bowl. Like she wants to do that way later in her career.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
I think it might be Shakira and JLo, and they're going to have two polls, and they're just going to get it going.
Shane
What if that happens?
Amanda
Kendrick Lamar is going to be there, and Shakira is just going to be pole dancing, and I loved that. You guys remember that?
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
No, that's not my prediction. This is me just having fun with Lamar.
Arasha
Sza.
Shane
Yeah, that's.
Amanda
That's a very.
Shane
That's a very realistic.
Amanda
That actually makes the most sense.
Arasha
It could be cool.
Shane
All right.
Amanda
Sza is. Look, ending right now. Did you know that? No, not her phone.
Arasha
What?
Amanda
Yeah, she texted me. Because you pay. You're not supposed to have your phone.
Shane
We're all going to be bummed when we're all wrong and it's Imagine dragons.
Amanda
No, it is not going to be imagine.
Arasha
Listen, honestly, it kind of go hard.
Shane
I'm just yelling that.
Amanda
Okay, do we think. Do we think. I think. Because was it last year when they had a bunch of people there, like, was.
Arasha
That was Rihanna.
Shane
It was.
Amanda
No, not okay.
Shane
Oh, I know you're talking about a few years ago where it was like, everybody.
Amanda
So do we think it's going to be Kendrick Lamar, like, maybe with one guest, or do we think it's going to be.
Shane
There'll be a few, but I'm just saying, like, throwing out one.
Arasha
Like, I could see Lil Wayne as well.
Shane
Yeah, I think Lil Wayne makes sense. So I want to move on to talking more about competition here at Smosh. Now that we've gotten our predictions for the super bowl, we've gotten all that stuff out of the way.
Amanda
My goodness.
Shane
But before I get into talking about competition around here at Smosh, I wanted to bring up something. I meant to bring this up at the top of the pod. Some of our predictions have already come true. We made a bunch of 20, 25 predictions and, like, four of them have already happened. So first one a month in. I know.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
So our fans, turns out they're determined more than we expected. I made a couple, like, fan request predictions. One of them was, I think I want to see a chosen at a wedding. I want someone to dress up as the chosen and go to a wedding. And I was like, this maybe won't happen. Not maybe. Not. Not.
Amanda
I knew it was going to happen. I was like, let's wait.
Arasha
It's not the groom, though, right?
Shane
It's not, but that would be hilarious. The bride and groom clearly approved of this. And we're like, okay with this.
Arasha
Wow.
Shane
A user on Reddit posted on our smosh subreddit independent dig 9881, the chosen was at a wedding. Look at that.
Arasha
Wow.
Shane
Bride and groom right there.
Amanda
Look at that.
Shane
Chosen.
Amanda
And he has a sword.
Shane
I know. He has what looks like a real. I think he has a real sword, a real katana.
Arasha
He should have officiated the wedding.
Shane
Maybe he did.
Amanda
He knights them.
Arasha
You guys are chosen.
Shane
So thank you for doing that. That's epic as hell. Happened within a couple of weeks of the year.
Arasha
Wow.
Shane
Impressive. And then also I said, someone's going to watch Smoshmouth in Antarctica. And I was like, come on, this is not going to happen. And it did happen.
Amanda
Yep.
Shane
User RTJ all day. Robert Towney Jr. All day.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Posted this picture in Antarctica.
Amanda
Oh, watching smash mouth. How sick is that?
Shane
So sick. Can't believe it. There's only, I think at any given time, a couple thousand people in Antarctica and you have to. You have to be invited, like on an expedition. You can't, like, just go to Antarctica.
Amanda
No, I don't think you can. But didn't we say when you predicted that, that we were like, no, I think there are people. There are People all over the world who watch smash.
Shane
Oh, yeah.
Amanda
But I think there are some.
Shane
You said we'd be watched in 100 countries. It turns out 129 or something like that.
Amanda
So my prediction was pretty frightened.
Shane
Your prediction was already true. Which is a solid way to make goals.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
Set goals that you've already accomplished or.
Arasha
Put it on other people to go do it for you.
Shane
Yeah. And then, Amanda, you predicted that there'd be a protein soda. It exists. What? Look at this.
Amanda
Wait a second.
Shane
Protein soda.
Arasha
It's called. Oof.
Shane
Wait, once again, Amanda, predicting things that.
Amanda
Are already true literally is called protein soda.
Shane
That's. There you go.
Amanda
And why does it look like Grecian.
Shane
Oh, e. Why do you think they're so good at pancreation? It's from their protein soda.
Amanda
Wow. 10 grams of protein in a soda.
Shane
That's actually not. It's kind of. Kind of weak numbers there.
Arasha
I feel like I don't want that.
Shane
Nobody wants that.
Amanda
I can't believe that. I can't believe that I was like, oh, there's gonna be a protein soda.
Arasha
I just feel like it's gonna smell like meat.
Shane
Oh, probably. Okay.
Amanda
I can't wait for the year of whatever animal we choose.
Shane
Yeah. Oh. So I have a. I'm gonna cook up some more predictions because our fans accomplish too much too fast.
Arasha
Okay.
Shane
But I have one request that I'm putting out there now that I want our fans to accomplish for us. My initial one, I was thinking, I was like, I really want someone to show Smosh Mouth to a monkey. I want a photo of a monkey or ape watching Smoshmouth, but they need to be looking at the screen while Smoshmouth is playing. Okay. I need that photo. And then I also started thinking, you know what? Start sending us photos. Post it on our Reddit or send it to our accounts all over on Smosh of any animals watching Smosh Mouth. Now, dogs and cats, pets. That's great. We'll take it. Yeah, we'll take it. I've definitely seen people. People's dogs watching our shows, but I'm. How wild can the animals get? You know, can an elephant watch Smoshmouth?
Amanda
We're going to get some people jumping in. Begin.
Shane
Be safe about it.
Amanda
Yeah, be safe about it, people.
Shane
I want the animal to genuinely be interested. I don't want them to be scared.
Arasha
Monkeys, your safest bet.
Shane
Then I think monkey. I love someone to get a monkey to watch Smash Mouth. And if we can get every kind of monkey, I mean, I'll. I'll. Take these photos. I'll put them up behind me here. If by the end of the year, we can have a bunch of animals.
Amanda
Watching, Smash Mouth going, ham to do this, dude.
Shane
Orangutan. I think orangutans would enjoy our show.
Arasha
They'll go to pigs, too.
Shane
Pigs.
Amanda
Pigs.
Shane
I'll take a pig house.
Amanda
Yeah. Because we made a prediction of, you know, how, like, Mu Dang was and Pesto the penguin. Mu Dang was the hippo. You know how they were like, oh, yeah, yeah. Animals of the year. So we were making predictions for, like, the animals of this year.
Shane
You said elephant.
Amanda
I said elephant. And giraffe. No, I said sloth and giraffe.
Arasha
Oh, People been loving slots, though. That's like. That was like the core.
Amanda
Once again, I didn't open up this for criticism, you know.
Shane
Hey, back to competition real quick, because I want to talk about competition here. Yeah. What have you guys ever competed in?
Arasha
You know, I actually. I actually was in the NFL.
Shane
Amanda.
Arasha
No, it's true.
Shane
Yet. Go on.
Arasha
The National Forensics League.
Shane
What?
Arasha
Wow.
Shane
Hold on.
Amanda
Are you making this up?
Arasha
I'm being complete. We need a safe word, you guys, because I feel like every time I come on here, you guys ask me if I'm going to get up.
Shane
This is. This. I just trust everything fully here. That's how. Podcast.
Amanda
Safe word. Protein soda.
Arasha
Deal.
Shane
National Forensic League.
Arasha
National Forensics League. Protein soda.
Shane
Okay. What's the National Forensics League?
Arasha
Okay, so now, I think while I was in it in high school, the name changed to the nsda, which is now the National Speech and Debate Association.
Shane
For a second there, I really thought that this competition league you were in was like, guys, we found a dead body. Whoever can figure out who murdered him first wins.
Arasha
Yeah, that's not forensic, and you're not alone in that.
Shane
I really was like, forensics. It's forensics.
Amanda
Fingerprints, you know, carpet fibers. Come on.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
Okay, so it switched to. So it was always Speech and Debate.
Arasha
It was always Speech and Debate. I don't know if that is the main reason that they switched it. I mean, obviously with. Yeah, the NFL overall is a very confusing name, but when I entered the activity, that's what it was. That was where we were, like, recording our stats and everything. And it was the NFL.
Shane
Okay, so Speech and Debate. How good were you at Speech and Debate?
Arasha
I mean, I don't want to toot my own horn, but I had a pretty successful, like, senior year, I would say, leading to it. Thank you. Well, again, like, the very confusing part of it That I always have to clarify is that it's not debate and it's honestly like, really not even, like, speech much.
Amanda
It's like we're just kind of hanging out.
Shane
We're just kind of talking.
Arasha
It's more of like the dead bodies. It's more of. It's competitive acting. So it's, it's another name for it is oral interpretation. It's such a niche activity, right? It's like if you were involved in it, you're like, oh, I know it. Patrick was in it. So he and I talked about it.
Amanda
A lot in college.
Arasha
It's in high school. There is a college league I didn't participate in. But high school is like, where it's just acting.
Shane
So one side is like. And that's why I think government should be smaller. And then it cuts over to you and you just go.
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Arasha
It's. So it's basically like a completely different category altogether. There's, there's different events that you, I guess, enroll in. So there's dramatic interpretation, humorous interpretation, there's duo. So basically what you do to get involved with it is you take a play or a movie, a TV show, a book or something, and you interpret it into 10 minutes. So you cut out certain things, you make it like a 10 minute performance. And then, you know, you go, you get off book, you have blocking and everything. And it's like your own little like 10 minute solo performance of this story. And then every weekend there are tournaments in which you go to different high schools. You dress up in a full suit, and you have multiple rounds, starting from preliminary rounds into the final rounds where you compete against other high schoolers. And judges judge you from one to six based on who was the best and who was the worst in the round. And you advance all the way into the finals.
Amanda
You ever edit your thing as you go on, or is it stay the same?
Arasha
I mean, you can, but it's all, it's like, it's kind of just like if you've rehearsed something, like you should continue to do that. You could certainly make adjustments. If you're like, oh, that like, line that I had, they didn't laugh in the last room that I performed it. I'm going to do it this way. Like, that's totally fine. You can make your little in the moment adjustments, but it's like a live performance in front of the judge, in front of everybody else in the round.
Shane
By yourself.
Arasha
By yourself. And then when you advance, obviously other people have been eliminated from the tournament. So the rooms increase in, you know, size. Like more people are watching you. So then it's local tournaments, but then there's also state and then nationals and so those are like thousands of people watching.
Shane
I'm the national movie interpretator.
Arasha
Yeah. Yeah.
Shane
That is so weird. Did your high school also have like regular debate?
Arasha
Yeah, so. Well, so.
Shane
And those people had to have been like, God damn it. Like.
Arasha
So the thing. So that's where it is even more complicated is debate is also a part of it.
Shane
There are going on.
Arasha
There is another set of events, but it's for specifically the debate side where you can do like Lincoln Douglas and extemporaneous speaking and like different debate events. But usually you're on one side or the other.
Shane
You.
Arasha
You're either doing interp or you're doing debate.
Amanda
Where does forensics come into play?
Arasha
Forensics is the name of speech and debate. Like it's a. It's another name for it. It's just commonly.
Amanda
With true crime.
Arasha
No, but it's just commonly associated with. So people make the joke of forensics.
Shane
Whoa.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
This is wild.
Shane
I'm back to thinking you're lying about all this.
Arasha
I. I have photos, I have videos of my performance.
Amanda
It's. I can tell. I know. It's too specific.
Shane
Oh my God.
Arasha
It's very specific. I feel like we've talked about this before too. Again. Patrick and I have had lengthy conversations because when you're involved in it, you're like very heavily in it.
Amanda
Wow. Okay.
Shane
Well, Amanda, what did you do?
Amanda
I. As you were talking, a memory popped in about a competition that I did that I think I blacked out forever. Well, I did Growling Sunday Company, which I feel like was like off 8, 8 year competition, but not really long term of things. But really I did this competition and I completely forgot about it until you were just talking about it. So in my town, there's a. There's a. There's a place close to me, Rhode Island. You guys know Rhode Island?
Arasha
I love Rhode Island.
Shane
Family Guy.
Amanda
Okay. Yeah. There they. When I was kind of working in the news, but not yet. And I just got out of College. And I was like, oh, I'll be a reporter. They had a very small channel. Like, I want to say it was Channel five, but that's too big. Like, they had, like. Because news reporting channels are on a number scale, right. So Channel five, Channel four. Those are top. But you can have, like, channel, like, 28 or whatever, and it is, like. Or channel 60. And you're, like, in the middle of nowhere by yourself. So there was, like, a good local channel in Rhode Island. It wasn't Providence. It was like, Cranston maybe. And it was a local radio station. And they had a competition for the newest news reporter. A competition? Yep.
Arasha
You have to.
Shane
Who is the newest?
Amanda
Who is the. Like, they were going to hire a brand new news reporter based on. And I'm talking like, you know how, like, American Idol when people line up outside and they're all waiting in the cold? I did that for hours.
Shane
Whoa.
Amanda
And I remember I got, like, my suit ready, and I didn't really want to do it, but I was like, I have to.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
You know when you're, like, out of college and you're like. Like, my mom was like, there's an open call. You must go. And it's like, I have to do this.
Arasha
I should.
Amanda
Because you're good in your brain.
Shane
Were you the newest?
Amanda
No. No.
Shane
You've been doing it too long.
Amanda
No. So I waited. I mean, it was all day hours.
Shane
And by that time, news reporter for.
Arasha
A day, 24 hours.
Shane
Someone else just showed up all day.
Amanda
I don't even know what they were looking for because it was all ages. And then we had to go through these judges and, like, present really cool facts about us. Really cool stories. Like, almost like when we almost died stories or when Web stories. Yeah. Sob stories. And I remember being so mad at myself because my story was about scuba diving. And they were like, oh, nice. And I remember being like, fuck.
Arasha
But then I almost fell and I drowned.
Amanda
No, people were. And I was like, I'm not interesting enough. Like, what? And I had this whole. It actually, like, hurt me more than it helped me. And I definitely didn't win at all. Like, I was just too nervous. I was too. In my head. I. I wasn't, like, playful at all. And then. So I didn't win. But there was a girl who was, like, a little bit younger than me, and I remember seeing her on the news, and I was like, like, God damn her.
Shane
And that girl. Katie Couric.
Amanda
No, it's not. I don't know where she is now.
Arasha
That's crazy. So, I mean, that's what competition does, right?
Amanda
That woman, Diane Sawyer Sawyer.
Arasha
I feel like enrolling in these kinds of competitions, these contests, oftentimes when it is just showing up as yourself. And if you don't win or advance in any way, it can kind of make you internally reflect and be like, am I enough?
Shane
I'm awful.
Arasha
I suck. I'm not talented enough.
Amanda
You know, I don't think it genuinely. I think there are some people who are built for it, and it actually helps them and makes them stronger. But for me, competitive things like that was just not helpful.
Shane
Did you not play sports at all?
Amanda
I did. I did. I was a pitcher and softball.
Shane
Whoa.
Amanda
Oh, yeah. I was hardcore. Played softball.
Shane
Turned into Sarah Christ out there.
Amanda
Well, they had a nickname for me. They used to call me Hollywood because I would be if I was ever put in the outfield, and I was like, oh, this is a bummer. I would sing. I would just sing out there.
Arasha
No, you wouldn't.
Amanda
And I was just like, no, no, not you.
Arasha
Singing.
Amanda
Yep. I was like, I hated the outfield, so anytime you put me on there.
Arasha
I hate the outfield. I'm just gonna sing.
Amanda
And they're like, all right, Hollywood, get in here.
Shane
That's so funny.
Amanda
So pitcher. I was pitcher. I didn't do swim team, but I like, did a. I was put in a lot of overnight camp. So I was like, hardcore doing swim in the overnight camps and was terrible at basketball, not good at soccer. Yeah.
Shane
Wow.
Arasha
You gotta be easier on yourself, girl.
Shane
Piano's not a competition.
Amanda
Yes, it is. Trust me. Piano's art to get in the right church. It's a competition in my town.
Arasha
In addition to that, too, it's also subjectivity. Right. With all of these contests, like, some. Sometimes it's like an objective win. Especially with sports. It can be like, okay, what's fun.
Shane
About sports is, like, that team won, right?
Arasha
Or, like, all went into the hoop.
Shane
Like, the Oscar nominations came out today and you just look at it and you're like, no, sure.
Amanda
No, I didn't see them.
Shane
They're bad. Some of them are really cool.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
Amelia Prez got 13 nominations.
Amanda
What did the Brutalist get?
Shane
Oh, my God, a lot, dude. Challengers got nominated for nothing. See, you can make the most. Now tell me, incredible film.
Amanda
What did Gladiator 2 get nominated for?
Shane
It probably got more nominations than challengers, I bet you.
Arasha
Well, more than zero.
Amanda
No way.
Shane
More than zero.
Amanda
No way.
Shane
The substance got nominated for best Picture, though, which is crazy.
Arasha
That's awesome.
Amanda
I Never saw it because body horror.
Arasha
Yeah, it's. I thought it was cool.
Shane
Anyways.
Amanda
Anyways, what about you?
Shane
I was. I swim team, ironically. Oh.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
And then played a lot of soccer.
Arasha
Why is that ironic? Oh, yeah.
Shane
I forgot then I. I conquered the water.
Arasha
Oh.
Amanda
And that is such a good story.
Shane
It was kind of like one of those enemies to lovers thing where I was like, okay, you tried to kill me, but now we need to work together.
Amanda
That's awesome.
Arasha
Hey, good for you, buddy.
Shane
Yeah. Dude, if you think about it, swimming is the water butterfly, depending on the stroke. Yeah.
Arasha
The breast stroke. You're so right. And the breaststroke is the. Is the. I don't want to. Yeah, but you know, protein soda.
Shane
I wanted it. The main thing I actually wanted to do in this podcast today is I wanted us to talk about our cast here.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
Our current cast. And I want to talk. We compete every week. Right. We're playing games non stop.
Arasha
Oh, right.
Shane
And they can get intense. And I wanted us to talk about who we think are the most competitive people here at Smosh now. And I don't say competitive as a bad thing. No, I think it's a good thing. I'm talking about who gets the most. Who gets the most locked in. And I think. I think there's a ranking there. I'm like, definitely. I think there's people who. I'm like, they're not as competitive.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
Like, I have, like a. Like a group, but yeah, go.
Shane
You have a group of contenders. Yeah. I'll start off by saying I think I'm in, like, the top three of most competitive.
Arasha
Really?
Shane
I firmly. I feel like I'm one of the only people here at Smosh who's openly admits that I'm competitive.
Amanda
I think I don't.
Shane
I actually think you're the most.
Amanda
No, I think you're competitive, but I don't think you're one of the most because I think there's specific games that you get, like, pissed, like, Werewolf. I see you, like, I can see you get, like, a little, like, what the hell? But I. Competitive, to me is like a full circle thing of, like, all the different attributes. That's what I. I think you're competitive, but I think there are people who have the attribute of competitiveness, which is like. Like, they get like.
Arasha
They're just angry. Yeah.
Shane
Socks spoke. Like.
Amanda
Because, like, I see you getting there at some games, but I also see you kind of being like, all right.
Arasha
Yeah, I would agree. I feel like you chill out. Like, you. You. You do want to win.
Amanda
You're still competitive, though. I still think you're competitive. Like, challenge pit.
Shane
Oh, yeah.
Amanda
Like, you are very competitive in the sense of, like. Like, you win a lot.
Shane
I'm going to go all out.
Amanda
Yeah, you're going to go all out.
Arasha
But I feel like you're not really as, like, focused on, like, other people's competition as much. You don't, like, emotionally get as riled up.
Shane
Yes, I think. Yeah, that's fair. I do sometimes get riled up. But as soon as we cut, I'm done.
Amanda
I'm like, yeah, see, I. I think competitive, real, like, really, like, that kind of are still kind of taking it.
Arasha
You take it home with you.
Amanda
And I'm not saying that that's a bad thing, but I think they. They are, like, they're still in it. It takes them a second.
Shane
Yeah, okay.
Amanda
It's not a bad thing.
Shane
What do you think you guys rank on the scale?
Amanda
I think I definitely hear. I chill out a lot more because there are people.
Shane
I wouldn't put you in the.
Amanda
There are people more competitive than me, I think, for challenge, but I'm like, oh, fuck this. Like, I'm not going to win any of this. But I would say, like, me growing up, like, games, like, charades and stuff, I'm pretty competitive.
Shane
Are you more competitive in games? Like, off camera? Like, outside of smash 100, I think I'm way more chill. Outside of Smosh. No, I think here, I'm like, I'm going to amp it up.
Amanda
Outside of Smosh, I am way more competitive. I get involved with, like, no, that's not the world. No.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
Whereas here, there's already enough of that, so I just have fun.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Way more.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
What about you, Raj?
Arasha
Yeah, I mean, I. I feel like.
Amanda
What about you, Arasha?
Arasha
I definitely feel like I'm pretty competitive, but I feel like I gave a little bit of my history here. Like, I was almost bred to be very cutthroat.
Amanda
Yes.
Arasha
Especially in the NFL.
Shane
Like, yeah, that forensics, it was.
Arasha
It was pretty intense. I mean, again, like, everything that you were saying was just like, I think I went to a total of like, a hundred tournaments, you know, and. And starting from 9th grade to 12th grade. And. And like I said, I had a really strong trajectory, which was awesome, but then it just became like this. This, like, starving for success.
Amanda
Yeah.
Arasha
And. And, like, the more that you would. You would win, the more that it was like, oh, this is like, this is power. This is great. This is validation. You know, I should be performing or I should Be competing. And I'm winning, so, you know, I have to continue to compete. And so it definitely. It definitely drove into a lot of.
Amanda
This is a combat. This, to me, this is a competitor. This is a competitor win. Because I've seen a Russian be like.
Shane
You get locked in. I think you're.
Amanda
Wait a second.
Shane
Locked in.
Amanda
What is this rule? Like, she. She cannot move on.
Shane
Alex, what is this?
Amanda
She cannot move on if the rule is not. Not stated and everyone's not following it. And that. That to me. And that's the thing. You need those people in games because. Because I can't stand when rules are just like, oh, whatever, whatever. But when I'm here, I'm like, oh, whatever, whatever, whatever. But when I'm outside, I'm like, no, no.
Arasha
Yeah, No, I concur. I think the. The. I think curse the. The rules definitely is important. I think what I would like to unlearn a little bit is the emotional investment.
Shane
It's tough.
Arasha
It is very tough.
Shane
It's very tough. It's so funny because, yeah, we are here knowing, like, we're just playing a board game. That's our job.
Amanda
Okay?
Arasha
But sometimes Alex is like, guys, 20 bucks to whoever wins, okay?
Shane
I think he's only doing that to you. He's doing that to you.
Amanda
This is why. That's why you are a competitor.
Shane
You're having troubles because Alex is freaking, like, feeding your mind.
Amanda
Because Arasha gets. Because Alex goes, oh, yeah, this is good. And then you get fed a possible thing that you can win, and I think is Alex. That's what makes you hook. That's what makes you latch on. Where I go, I don't want your 20 bucks because you're never gonna give it to me. And I don't want a hot dog, bitch. Like, that's where I want to attach. You get so attached to it.
Arasha
I'm like, twitching.
Shane
But here's the thing.
Amanda
I also think that there are people who are right there with you, definitely surpassing you.
Arasha
Right.
Amanda
And I think Angela is one of them. Yeah, in a way. In a way. Here's the thing.
Arasha
Oh, no.
Amanda
She's a different competitor because she cheats. She cheats so good.
Shane
She cheats.
Arasha
She cheats. She lay back. What's the video? Tilt and shout. Everybody go frickin watch that video. Because it did not get enough. It did not get enough. And Olivia and Angela are cheating the entire time. And I get very competitive and angry in the video.
Amanda
That actually would make me upset.
Arasha
And I stand by.
Amanda
That would make me upset. And the game's called Tilt and Shout.
Arasha
They move twice, and it'll make sense to you when you watch it. They move twice.
Shane
I guess we need to do that trend, that tik tok trend where it's like, this is. We. We listen and we don't judge, and we all admit all the times we've cheated in games because we've all done that.
Amanda
I don't cheat in games. Yeah, no, actually.
Shane
I actually believe you're the one who does.
Amanda
Literally.
Shane
Amanda, you might be the one.
Amanda
Don't cheat. No, no.
Shane
Yeah, you cheat.
Amanda
No, I don't cheat. I lie through my teeth, but I do not cheat.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Fuck no.
Arasha
Yeah, I don't cheat.
Amanda
Yes, you do.
Arasha
I cheat when we. When we're supposed to cheat with Monopoly, but I don't cheat other than that.
Shane
Okay, okay.
Arasha
Find me cheating.
Shane
Well, I don't. There's cheating. I think there's times where the rules get bent. Like, what's that. What's that game where it was like, okay, things you. Things you're scared of.
Arasha
Sure.
Shane
And you said goofy goo is frightening.
Amanda
I. I will say I did a whole play based on goo and how.
Shane
Okay, fine.
Arasha
Shane's cheating right now.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
All right. So Angela, I think Angela.
Amanda
But Angela's a different type of competitor where. Where she'll be like. She'll be like, this is unfair.
Shane
That's peak emotions.
Amanda
Peak emotions. Where it's her is about. Hers is about fairness. Where she's. When she's not winning, she's like, this is unfair.
Arasha
And then she cheats.
Amanda
But you're not winning.
Shane
I think Angela. I think.
Arasha
Think.
Shane
Yeah. I mean, Angela's kind of in a category of her own of, like, the emotions get there. Yeah, Right. I think that's kind of where I tend to go, too. Like, I get like.
Amanda
I see you get like that, but it's Angela still.
Shane
Angela, just off the chain.
Amanda
But I. I like. I like when you kind of lose it and get competitive fun, and I.
Shane
Think it makes for good content.
Amanda
Maybe I'll just.
Shane
Angela goes viral all the time from board game content because she's losing her mind, and it's entertaining.
Arasha
I feel like Chance is similar to that, too. Chance. His is like an internal, like, Chance.
Shane
Chance. I would put Chance and Damian in a similar category where they. They are. They're gamers. Yeah, they're gamers. And they are. They're figuring out the system.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
And they're learning the system.
Amanda
And they're really.
Arasha
They're quiet.
Amanda
They're really good at it. And I Will say, when I played with Chance on the sound game, when we had to, like, make sounds, he gets really. He's like, I didn't. Where. I didn't do it. I couldn't do it. Yeah, it's. It's very deep. It's very internal, which makes him such a good gamer and such a good player.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
And it's really fun to have him on a team, because when you are doing well, he's like, right.
Arasha
Yeah, right. No, exactly. That's why I think Chance and I work really well together when we're on a team, because I am like, we have got this. I'm giving you the gusto. And he's like, we're gonna win.
Amanda
You're internal, too. You and him. Like, you guys are here, whereas Angela's out here. Shane can be a little bit out here. And I'm like, I'm also Hollywood, like, on the softball field, where I'm like, you know what? If there's too. If I see too many people getting competitive. Yeah, I know. I'll get worked up and try to, like, defend and find justice.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
So I start to kind of.
Shane
You and Courtney are in the same realm of like, we're here to have a good time. We're here to have fun, silly.
Arasha
I think Courtney's definitely with the best.
Shane
But Courtney can get competitive, too.
Amanda
Yeah, definitely. I think. I think Courtney can definitely get competitive, and I can get competitive with. With certain people. Like.
Shane
Right.
Amanda
I feel like I sometimes all, like, get competitive with, like, Courtney or Chance or Angela.
Arasha
I think it's the lineup. You're right. It's like, if there are enough people that are in it, like, we as. As performers and professionals are enough to be like, I'm going to back off for a second. Like, I don't. The content doesn't need to be all five of us screaming at each other.
Shane
Correct. It's true. It depends on the. On the. The setup. Because, yeah, if Angela an opposing team. I think I know. The problem for me is I know that Angela will trash talk. And I'm like, we're down to trash talk. We both enjoy it, and we just let it rip.
Amanda
The trash talk can feel like they're, like, calling out your family in such a negative way.
Shane
I think it gets to that point. Well, unless my insult made her.
Amanda
Now I. Maybe because I have sisters. You play a game of Uno and the. The, like, threats are nothing.
Shane
Nothing messes us up here at smosh more than Uno. It's Werewolf and Uno that are gonna, like, Werewolf.
Arasha
Werewolf's crazy.
Shane
I get.
Amanda
I get a little heated during werewolf because I'm like, oh, yeah.
Arasha
When you're getting confused. Oh, I know.
Shane
This is the thing. This is the thing, man. You'll see me playing werewolf and I'm heated. I look like I'm having a horrible time. I'm loving it.
Amanda
Yeah, I know.
Shane
I'm in.
Arasha
No, I love it.
Shane
It's the crucible.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
No, but people get pissed.
Arasha
But then after, like, every time we're done playing, we all walk outside, we're like, hey, I love you guys.
Shane
No, we' a blast.
Amanda
We're having fun. But it is like, it's. You're going to call me a liar.
Shane
Theater kids in company.
Amanda
You think I'm aware.
Arasha
Like, you're really going to believe Shane right now? You're actually. You're going to.
Shane
No, no. You know what? The shitty thing I do in werewolf. This is the most sore loser thing I do where in werewolf, like, when I get accused of. Of being the werewolf and I'm not. And then at the end, like, it revealed that, like, Angela was the. The Tanner and it was like, oh. And everyone freaks out. And I'm. I'm still taking that moment to be like. Like, that means you lost too. That means. That actually means that you lost.
Arasha
Finding the other law.
Amanda
I need to be like, I need.
Shane
To make sure other people know they lost.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
It's so funny.
Arasha
It's hard.
Shane
I love it.
Amanda
I. I love it. I also think. I think Tommy is similar to me in a sense where he's like. When it's getting a little too, like. Okay. He's like, yeah, yeah.
Arasha
But he can get into it.
Amanda
He can. That's what I think. We all can kind of tap in.
Arasha
I think we all sing.
Amanda
But I. I do think we're such a great. We ebb and flow. We ebb and flow. Like, if Tommy is. Tommy wants to get in, he'll get in.
Arasha
Oh, yeah.
Amanda
If he feels like it's getting too much like the graph video, which we don't need to discuss, we'll kind of chart charity party. We'll kind of take ourselves out where me and Tommy looked at each other and we went time to step out.
Arasha
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Which that reminds me too, of. Of another strong competitor is Noah.
Shane
Yeah. No.
Amanda
Is a very strong and very involved with the rules.
Arasha
Oh, very much.
Amanda
He will not continue playing a game unless the rules are. And I kind of love that about.
Arasha
Oh, yeah.
Amanda
Because he gets. But what I love is he does it differently. Whereas, like, Angelo's like, oh. He's like. His is like a laugh.
Shane
It's.
Amanda
It's.
Arasha
It's lighthearted. Yeah. It's like. Especially when we're, like, on. When we're on, like, opposite teams, and it's like, about, like, categories and stuff. Like, he's able to be like, I'll give. Give that to you. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm. I'm open to that for sure. I'll. I'll do that. And then on the same time, with his end, he's like, you're not going to accept this. I. I gave you that. You're not going to accept this.
Amanda
Remember charity party when I was like, you have to let this go? And he said, amanda, I can't. And he said it in a smile, in a sweet, sweet little smile. And I said, okay, I can't. I can't. I can't.
Arasha
The four of us were just playing. What was that video that just came out? It was you, me, Chance, Noah, actually.
Shane
Don't say no.
Arasha
No. What was that, Guys?
Shane
Play Blockbuster. No, no.
Arasha
Oh, it was. It was the one where we had to, like, turn over the. The. Yeah, yeah. That one got. That one got intense.
Amanda
That one got intense.
Shane
So fun. I think people should know, listening. Like, when we say intense, it. We're still having a blast.
Amanda
It's never. It's never bad enough where we're like, hey, I got to talk to you. But it is, like, we'll get heated, and then we'll look at each other and we'll be like, sometimes that's why I will. I will pull back my fire to. To be like, where are we?
Arasha
Yes. I feel like I'll. I pick and choose. I'll pick and choose which games I really want to, like, invest in. But in games like that, sometimes it's like, if the vibe is, like, intense, and I'm like, okay, I'll just be the light, and I want to practice. I felt that, you know.
Shane
Yeah, we're all good at, like, kind of balancing it all.
Amanda
But Damien. Damien also is. Is like, such a good gamer, and he gets really involved, and I love it because he'll call people out left and right. He's like, oh, that's so interesting that you would do it like that. That's not how the rules are. Okay, but we'll keep going.
Arasha
Yeah. Yeah.
Amanda
Like, can't say. Can't say I'm. Is about to come out. And he was doing that. He's like, no, no, no, no, no.
Arasha
Oh, my God.
Amanda
And I kind of love it because if you are a little bit emotionally. Because I think it's good for the other person to get like, okay, okay.
Arasha
Yeah, okay. Okay. You said you can't say I'm. And that reminds me of Ian, who.
Shane
I feel like an interesting one.
Arasha
Ian was kind of getting a little emotionally in there too.
Amanda
Yes.
Arasha
Cuz, like, we would, like, call him out and he'd be like.
Amanda
He'd be like, what? Why are you calling me out? That's not what I did. I didn't say, um.
Arasha
I did.
Amanda
I didn't say, um. And he's sitting there going like, yeah.
Arasha
He's like.
Shane
The meanest. The meanest prank we could ever do is if we're filming a board game video on April 1st. If we just gaslight the shit out of someone in a game like that, and we're just like, oh, we're just going to say that they said. And you just all do it. I'm not saying we should do this. I'm saying it would be diabolical.
Amanda
Cringe right now.
Arasha
I would stand up and I would literally, like, hit playback on the cameras.
Amanda
I, I. But I think, I think that Ian can. I think Ian can go either way. I think. Yeah, get there. Or he can be like, you guys are idiots.
Arasha
I think he can elevate other people's competition really well, though. Like, like, definitely. I feel like the angriest that I got was in the werewolf that we were all in when we were on the couch. And I remember Ian, like, sided with Chance and I was innocent and I was like, I was pissed at Ian for like an hour. I was like, I can't believe he did that. And then I was like, wait, I have to let this go.
Shane
Wait. I'm an adult.
Arasha
Hold on. I have to move on. I have to move on.
Shane
So funny.
Amanda
I don't think. I don't think. I think Olivia doesn't get too competitive.
Shane
Olivia's kind of in the same category as you. She's just having a good time.
Amanda
She's having a really good time.
Shane
Keith is in a similar category as me and Angela. We are just. We're the ones who like, like, are. We're not putting too much thought into the game. Right. We're just, we know that if we just go 100%.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
And we just believe.
Amanda
Uhhuh.
Shane
And it's all emotion. It'll be a blast.
Arasha
Yeah. How about Trevor?
Shane
Trevor's chill. I think, I think Trevor.
Amanda
I think Trevor's having fun. But I do think that Trevor is also like, what are the rules?
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
Yeah. He's kind of an in. In the middle kind of. Kind of gamer.
Amanda
I think. I think, think if cameras went away, I think everything would change.
Shane
Off camera, I think Trevor would be the most.
Amanda
I think probably the most important.
Arasha
Okay.
Amanda
Everything would change.
Arasha
So let's like. Okay, here's the prank. We set up a camera and we're like, guys, like, we should just bond and, like, play a game, like, off camera.
Amanda
Oh, I don't know.
Arasha
This isn't going anywhere.
Shane
But with all the cameras here.
Arasha
But with all the cameras here. But, like, they're off. Like, like, we didn't. They're off.
Shane
They're not actually for real, but only.
Arasha
We are in on it. It. So then we see how. Okay. People are.
Shane
That's. That's also really mean.
Arasha
It's not me.
Shane
Well, we'll bleep.
Arasha
We'll bleep out anything. Like anybody says that. They're like, I didn't want to share that.
Amanda
Gaslighting or doing that. It's both essentially. Gaslighting.
Shane
Pretty cool.
Arasha
Well, we'll gaslight later with mine, so.
Shane
Okay, we're running out of time, but there was one other question that I wanted to pose to us, and that is say on the next season of Survivor, Smosh gets to send one person to go. And we're like, this person has to go and win Survivor.
Amanda
You know, I love Survivor.
Shane
Who do we think out of Smosh has the best odds of winning Survivor?
Arasha
Okay, what do you have to do?
Shane
And this has already happened.
Amanda
There's so many things.
Shane
Years ago, Mari Takahashi went and. And lost. She's too much of a threat.
Amanda
Here's the deal. She was too good as a Survivor fan. Big time. Jeff probes. Hi. Here's the deal. If you are a strong male who, like, does really well in challenges, you will never win, but you will make it far because you will end up being a threat and they will vote you out. So I definitely don't think. Shane, you will last a while. People will love you. They'll be like, I don't want to vote them out, but we got to get rid of them.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
They just don't let. Because at the end, you have to win all these immunity challenges for your life.
Shane
Got it?
Amanda
Like, sometimes it's like, that's how you get to the end.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
I think it is a smart. But you also have to have a social game, but it can't be too good.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
And. And you have to be a little bit under the radar. You can't be too boastful. And ego. Intense. You can't be telling people what to do. You can't be too much of a leader. Like, you have to basically be a chameleon the entire time. But you, if you make too big of a stink of like, I did that move, like I voted that person out, you're fucked.
Arasha
And what, so what, what' challenge? Like, are we. Are we? And also doing stuff.
Amanda
It's still a thing girls like, will like lump together, but then at the end they'll usually always turn on each other. That's kind of how it's Survivor you do.
Arasha
It's America.
Amanda
You do intense, intense physical challenges.
Shane
Yeah, intense. Which I think most of the cast.
Amanda
Swimming.
Shane
Cast could do.
Amanda
Like swimming. Lots of swimming. And, and, and puzzles. Constant, Constant puzzles. Puzzles.
Arasha
Okay.
Shane
Okay. So who do we think? So. Not me.
Amanda
I.
Shane
Easy.
Amanda
You will definitely not win. I love you, but you will not win.
Arasha
I feel like I survived.
Amanda
I think that you could do a really good job. But if you show any, like, you have to be villainous, but it has to be under the ring.
Shane
You have to play your cards right. You'd have to show up and appear like, I don't know, like very non threatening.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
People can't know that you were in forensic.
Amanda
Here's the thing.
Arasha
Not the NFL back.
Amanda
I feel like you, I don't know know.
Shane
I think, do I get smart? I think right away, I think you'd be too smart about it and it would show your cards. Like people wouldn't.
Amanda
I think so too.
Shane
Playing the game too.
Amanda
And also I think that people would kind of like, this sounds crazy, but I think that people would kind of flirt with you. And that's also a red flag because people go, oh, look, they're teaming up. That's the other thing is if you have like a, an ally, you have to keep that secret because if people are kind of flirty, they'll be, look at Irasha and blah, blah, blah, they're flirting. They're probably an ally. We gotta break them up.
Arasha
Well, what if I just don't flirt back? You know, what if I'm just like.
Shane
Hey, but you're just saying by the sheer nature of people going and talking to you.
Amanda
I mean, that's supposed to happen. It's the most chaotic. I love this show.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
So I know we're running out of time. I personally think this sounds weird, but I think Spencer would do a really good job because he's under the radar, he's super social without being boastful.
Arasha
That's a good.
Shane
You Know who? I actually would. I think Ian would do really well because Ian's very social but in a way that you kind of don't realize it at first. You're like, oh, wait, he's just chill talking to anyone. He's also like got a lot of endurance that people don't realize. Like he's a runner. And I think endurance challenges, I think.
Amanda
Ian would do really well. I think that they sh. I think it would be trouble if they found out who he was.
Shane
Okay. Not. Not counting that.
Amanda
Okay. Because people get weird about that. They're like, oh, you're blah, blah.
Shane
Let's discount that.
Amanda
Okay. I think Ian would do really well.
Arasha
I don't know. I have like a vision of Ian being voted out.
Amanda
Here's. I think. I also think Chance could go very far. Yeah, I think he could go very far, but he would really have to play his.
Shane
He wears his heart on his sleeve too much.
Amanda
I think so too. I think the people who roll their eyes during tribal. Yeah, Tribals, like the vote out thing.
Shane
I think you'd be too open.
Arasha
That sounds.
Amanda
If you, if you roll your eyes, people go, oh, if they think that you're a little bit like could flip or like have a too big of an out facing opinion.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
Chance would call people out and that would get them in trouble.
Arasha
What about Courtney?
Shane
I think, I think, I think Courtney could do.
Amanda
Here's the thing. Courtney would last a really long time because she's social. She's really good at the challenges. She's very physically active. She could also. Courtney is also. Could like kind of seek out people. She's really good at reading people in like a way of like. I don't know, she gets a vibe, but I don't. I.
Shane
It's hard for me because I just know Courtney would never want to go on Survivor because that type of show would make her so uncomfortable.
Arasha
Sure.
Shane
Right. But.
Arasha
Right.
Amanda
There's also like.
Shane
I don't think. I think Courtney would have such a hard time in that level of something. Of having to be cut through throat. I also think that'd be so.
Amanda
I also think sleeping on literal bamboo in the night with no phone. I think people just in general break.
Shane
Yeah. They.
Amanda
They get like. And there's no food. You have to fight for your food.
Arasha
Okay. I think I'm.
Amanda
Could go really, really far. I think that you could go really. I think it has to be even more incognito, like physical vibe also.
Arasha
I, I feel like I could do it.
Shane
Okay.
Arasha
I'm going to go to Survivor.
Shane
I.
Amanda
You can apply.
Arasha
This is my application.
Amanda
No, no, no, no, no.
Shane
Jeff, No. I know you watched video one of the fan requests show Jeff Probst this episode of Smash Mouth.
Arasha
I'll do it.
Shane
Okay.
Arasha
I feel like I'd. I'd have fun, I think, so far. But I feel like I also. I feel like the only argument against it, too, was that people would flirt with me, but I would. I would.
Amanda
There's a lot of other things. You'd have to really keep your, like, stealth and, like, I know what I'm doing. Because once you say, like, I know what I'm doing, if you start to kind of, like, tell the group what to do, you're even out.
Shane
Play dumb a little bit.
Amanda
You have to play, like, if you're. If you're not on the vote every single time, I could have a whole podcast about this. But if you're not on the vote every single time, then people are like, they might take you to the end just because they're like, oh, well, okay. We could hide behind this person.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
So you don't want to be too dumb, but you don't. Don't want to be too much, and you only make big moves towards the end.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
Okay.
Arasha
Yeah.
Shane
All right.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
Such a Survivor fan. But, like, Arasha, you could do really well.
Arasha
I think so.
Amanda
I feel like I could do. I. I could get. I don't think I could win, though.
Arasha
Yeah. Again, I just want to know more about the challenges themselves, because if it's, like, eating, like, gross, then it used.
Amanda
To be they kind of. The challenges are insane.
Arasha
Yeah.
Amanda
You're, like, pummeling your body through mud. It's like, marine.
Arasha
Okay.
Amanda
And it's a lot of swimming and it's a lot of diving down and, like, doing knots and puzzles.
Arasha
Hot.
Amanda
All right, well, who do you guys think would. Would. Would win? Here's the thing. It's very hard to look at someone go, I think that you would win because the game fricking changes so much. Like, the ocean, man. It comes in, it comes out.
Shane
Yeah. Let us know down below who you think our top competitor is and who would win on Survivor.
Amanda
If you're watching Traders right now, Boston Rob is an incredible Survivor winner.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Incredible.
Shane
I think I watched that season because that's old school.
Amanda
That's where he met his wife.
Shane
Yeah, I remember that season.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Yeah. That's forever ago.
Amanda
But he went on when I was, like, a little.
Shane
When I was a kid, when I.
Amanda
Watched it, he went back on.
Shane
That's crazy. A new new kid, Arasha. Thank you for being here. We'll see how the super bowl goes. I hope we're wrong and show a monkey smosh mouth. Oh, please post it onto our subreddit.
Arasha
Yes.
Shane
All right, bye. See you later.
Amanda
Bye.
Release Date: February 3, 2025
Hosts: Shayne Topp (Shane), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda)
Guest: Arasha
The episode kicks off with Shane and Amanda introducing their special guest, Arasha. Amid light-hearted banter about the correct pronunciation of Arasha’s name, the trio establishes a relaxed and engaging atmosphere for the discussion ahead.
Super Bowl Excitement
Shane expresses his enthusiasm for the upcoming Super Bowl, highlighting that he is one of the few in their office excited about the event. Arasha shares her recent experience attending a Clippers vs. Celtics game, indicating her interest in basketball.
Shane [03:04]: "I am one of two people in this office who's excited about it."
Sports Preferences and Experiences
Amanda reveals her affinity for baseball, reminiscing about attending Red Sox and Dodgers games during her childhood. She contrasts this with her current interests in football, especially enjoying events like the "Bank of California" and LA Galaxy matches.
Arasha discusses her experience tailgating at Patriots games, sharing anecdotes about the passionate fanbase and her mother’s continued support of the team despite recent changes.
Amanda [03:34]: "King my mother's helping on pages was 10 minutes from where I love."
Team Predictions and Dynamics
The conversation shifts to Super Bowl predictions, with Shane confidently backing the Kansas City Chiefs, expressing hope that his prediction holds true.
Shane [07:57]: "The Chiefs are gonna win the Super Bowl."
Amanda, however, wishes for the Buffalo Bills to triumph, lamenting the team's historical misfortunes.
Arasha adds depth to the discussion by analyzing team dynamics, fan behaviors, and the strategic elements that influence game outcomes. The hosts delve into the roles of key players like Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes, debating their impacts on their respective teams.
Shane [09:02]: "Josh Allen is the unequivocal hero. It was him and Lamar Jackson."
Arasha’s Forensic League Experience
Arasha opens up about her high school involvement in the National Forensics League (now the National Speech and Debate Association). She describes the intense competition, the performance aspects, and the emotional toll it took on her, highlighting how continuous success fostered a "starving for success" mentality.
Arasha [37:04]: "I think I went to a total of like, a hundred tournaments."
Amanda’s Athletic Pursuits
Amanda shares her past as a pitcher in softball and her dedication to swim teams during overnight camps. She recounts the challenges of balancing sports with other interests, humorously noting her transition from athleticism to a focus on photography.
Amanda [43:15]: "And I'm like, I have to do this."
Shane’s Competitive Nature
Shane discusses his own experiences with competitive sports, including swim team and soccer, reflecting on how these activities shaped his approach to challenges and teamwork.
Shane [47:12]: "Piano's art to get in the right church. It's a competition in my town."
The core of the episode revolves around identifying who among the Smosh cast is the most competitive. The hosts engage in a candid discussion about their competitive traits, both in board games like Werewolf and Uno, and in their interpersonal interactions.
Shane’s Self-Assessment
Shane considers himself among the top three most competitive members, acknowledging moments where his desire to win becomes intense.
Shane [50:18]: "I think I'm one of the only people here at Smosh who's openly admits that I'm competitive."
Amanda’s Balanced Approach
Amanda reflects on her competitive nature, emphasizing her ability to balance competitiveness with having fun. She notes that while she gets competitive in certain games, she knows when to step back to maintain harmony.
Amanda [52:08]: "I chill out a lot more because there are people more competitive than me."
Arasha’s Competitive Edge
Arasha highlights her competitive streak developed through her forensics background, admitting that her drive stems from a deep-seated desire for validation and success.
Arasha [53:03]: "I'm going to move on to talking more about competition here at Smosh."
Dynamics with Other Cast Members
The conversation touches upon other Smosh members like Angela, Chance, Ian, Courtney, and Trevor, discussing their unique competitive styles—from strategic gameplay and rule adherence to emotional engagement and teamwork.
Arasha [55:56]: "No, no. You can have soup and beer and be shirtless in your apartment."
Amanda and Arasha debate the impact of competitiveness on their relationships and the overall group dynamic, emphasizing the importance of maintaining fun and camaraderie despite the competitive spirit.
As the episode nears its end, the hosts reflect on past predictions they've made on the show, noting instances where their forecasts have come true—such as unexpected appearances and product innovations like protein soda.
They also discuss making new predictions for the future, encouraging listeners to engage by sharing their own experiences and accomplishments related to the show.
Shane [33:06]: "Set goals that you've already accomplished or put it on other people to go do it for you."
The episode concludes with a light-hearted farewell, reiterating their hope that listeners engage with the show and participate in their ongoing content trends. The camaraderie among the hosts underscores the blend of competitiveness and friendship that defines their dynamic.
Shane [75:34]: "Thank you for doing that. That's epic as hell. Happened within a couple of weeks of the year."
Episode #79 of Smosh Mouth offers an in-depth exploration of competitiveness within and outside the Smosh community. Through personal anecdotes, sports analysis, and candid discussions, Shane, Amanda, and Arasha provide listeners with an engaging look into what drives each member's competitive spirit. The blend of humor, camaraderie, and sincere reflections makes this episode a standout for those interested in the dynamics that fuel both personal and collective pursuits.