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Shane
Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.
Amanda
Hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Amanda. And we have a really, really special guest here today.
Shane
Wow, you really broke the vibe there.
Amanda
Wow. We were so hot just there.
Courtney
Yeah.
Amanda
Were you? We were.
Courtney
We were.
Amanda
We were first date hot. We were like. Yeah.
Shane
Hey. Wow. How's it going?
Courtney
Hey, I'm Shane.
Amanda
Oh, God. Goodness. This first date is not going to go well.
Courtney
This is a date. You guys are seducing me.
Amanda
I think it's already been happening. I'll seduce you a little bit more if you enjoy.
Courtney
Yes, please.
Amanda
Guys, we have Courtney Miller with us today.
Shane
Hello. It is the 10th of February, as of this airing, and the super bowl was crazy. You know, that happened. And the. And it. And that was nuts. That one play nuts. That was insane in that halftime show. Did not expect that. So Kendrick sang. Kendrick sang. Which he doesn't normally do.
Amanda
Yeah. And.
Shane
And all those guests.
Amanda
Right.
Shane
Anyways, Amanda, your birthday's coming up.
Courtney
Your birthday's this year.
Amanda
Four days. I know my birthday's this year, which is crazy. It hasn't been in a long time.
Shane
Okay. For people born on a leap year. That's actually true.
Amanda
That's actually.
Courtney
That's crazy. Oh, my God. There are people in this world who actually get to say that that birthday is this year.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Not me. Valentine's Day is coming up.
Shane
It's you and. And it's one of your sister or two of your sisters.
Amanda
One. That would be crazy.
Shane
So you share your birthday with your sister?
Amanda
I share my birthday with my sister. Noah also shares his birthday with his sibling on Valentine's Day.
Courtney
Siblings.
Shane
Siblings.
Amanda
Siblings.
Shane
3.
Amanda
No, not all three of them are born of Valentine's Day.
Courtney
Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy.
Shane
It's absolutely.
Amanda
Something is wrong.
Shane
It's. It's definitely weird.
Amanda
No, something's great. Being born on Valentine's Day is a gift.
Shane
Really?
Amanda
I. I love it. I've never not loved it.
Shane
Why do you love it?
Amanda
This doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what your status is. It's your goddamn birthday.
Shane
And it makes it easy for. For your husband where it's like, oh, it's just. It's. It's lumped into one. And also, do you expect a Valentine's Day and a birthday?
Amanda
Well, if I want to get into that, we are not the biggest gift givers. Like, we are very much like you and your mans. We're. We're like. We're like. We're saving that.
Shane
You're not. You're not a gift. Like, that's not a love language.
Amanda
No, no, no, no, no. Like, for Christmas, we went to Ireland. That was like, yeah. Like, we'll be, like, clean. I don't know. For some reason it doesn't.
Shane
Quality time us. Quality time is as much.
Amanda
Unless I'll be like, what do you want? And he's like, great. And I'll like, there's your gift.
Shane
Totally.
Amanda
For some reason, it's not, like, a thing. So for Valentine's Day, always, I always just want really good food, like, something really good to drink. And then I want to. I definitely want, like a morning jaunt outside.
Courtney
A jaunt.
Amanda
So I, like, put. I lump those together with the gifts.
Shane
Okay.
Courtney
What's a jaunt?
Shane
Like a stroll.
Amanda
A stroll, but you're excited about it.
Courtney
Okay.
Shane
Okay, cool. Okay.
Amanda
Adjunct.
Shane
What would you say are your love.
Amanda
Languages 100%, like, acts of service. Like, yeah, like, doing the laundry, cleaning, being like, oh, I did that for sure. You know, I'm just kidding.
Courtney
Like, you know.
Amanda
You know, acts of service, quality time, big. That's, like, top. My number one affirmations are great. They're not something that, like, I don't know. Like, when he says it, it's, it's, it's. It's out of the blue, and it's really, really nice. I, I, for some reason don't. I don't want him to, like, tell me every single day, okay. That I'm, like, the hottest woman in the world.
Courtney
Like, we get it.
Amanda
Like, we get it.
Shane
I.
Amanda
Because when he says it, it's really amazing. So, yeah, it's quality time, acts of service.
Courtney
That's good.
Amanda
What about you guys?
Courtney
I feel like I've been, like, reassessing mine in the last few years because I think I used to think it was physical affection, which I think, I think is still. But I also think I use it more as, like, an anxiety crutch sometimes. Like, Shane, you know that when I'm anxious, I'll just be like, self, self soothe. He's like my stress ball. Like, yeah, but I love, I love buying things for people. And sometimes the idea of a day kind of takes the. Takes it out for me. Like, Christmas is really stressful for me because I now have to, like, okay, time to think of gifts. But, like, I really prefer. I love giving gifts to, like, anybody. And, like, I love when it's like, I found this thing, I want to give it to you now. Like, I'm not.
Amanda
You're good at that. I feel like you're a really good gift giver.
Courtney
I love. I love doing it, like, because I feel like I'll get you Christmas presents and then, like, then that one time I got you the kettle for a coffee. That was not a holiday or anything. And that's, like, still one of the greatest.
Shane
Oh, yeah.
Courtney
I love doing stuff like that. And I think in terms of what I like, the love language that I give, I think it's quality time, affection, and like, I think just all of them, I think. Cause I just really needed love.
Shane
I think they. I mean, I think all of them are playing part in the game.
Amanda
I think all of them are important.
Shane
Yeah, I think then.
Courtney
So probably just like, quality time and physical affection is like, what I give and then what I crave is probably. Probably all of it.
Amanda
And I think that's fair.
Shane
That's cool.
Amanda
That is great.
Courtney
Hey, guys.
Amanda
Hey, guys.
Courtney
I don't know why that was so vulnerable for me anyways.
Amanda
I mean, it's. I mean, I said acts of service and winked. It's pretty vulnerable.
Courtney
How about you, Shane?
Shane
I think it's tough. I think quality time acts of service is one that I like to do for other people. You know, I'm like, oh, if I. I know there's something I can do that'll make someone's day easier, I'm like, oh, hell yeah, I'll do that. That's gift giving is hard sometimes. I love when I know what I can get someone, but otherwise I don't like to go out and get a gift just to get a gift for someone. It almost feels like I'm like, eh, I'd rather not. Than if I'm like, oh, I know this person's gonna like this thing, right Then I feel stoked about it.
Amanda
I agree with you.
Shane
But otherwise I'm like, if it feels like, oh, I got you something just to get you something, I'd rather go.
Amanda
Out and be like, oh, I've got wine. I'll buy a bottle of wine for the day.
Shane
Yeah, we'll go get dinner. I like bowling or something. Like, it'll just do. Like, that's quality time, but. Yeah, but all of them are nice.
Courtney
Yeah, all of them are really cool.
Amanda
Yeah, all of them are nice.
Shane
None of them are bad.
Courtney
They're all sick.
Amanda
No, But I think also when you live together, it is so nice to come home to. Like, my newest thing for H lately, which has been so fun, is that we have this, like, teapot, and I fill it up with his favorite tea. It's like a cardamom tea. And I do it like Perfectly. With, like, a little bit of honey. So right when he wakes up, he has a pot of tea with a cup, like, ready to go. And it is. He talks about it all day. He's like, thanks for that tea. It was so good.
Shane
That's really sweet.
Amanda
And that. That makes me happy. Like, I wake up. That's like my thing. I love, like, doing acts of service, like getting us ready for the day.
Shane
No, I love that stuff too.
Courtney
Yeah. I wish I could do something like that. Except for Shane wakes up two days earlier than me.
Amanda
Yeah, it's kind of hard with Shane. He tells me how early he wakes up.
Shane
I've been waking up at, like, 5 to 5:30 every morning, and I, like, read for an hour or two.
Amanda
Nobody can compete with that.
Courtney
No. And so it's like, impossible for me to, like, he has, like, this whole secret life, you say, like, my second life. He literally has a second life.
Shane
And I'm like, I'm just either reading or playing video games.
Amanda
No, he has. He has a secret life.
Courtney
Yeah. But then, remember when you. You, like, had, like, some game that you had been playing and I had no idea you were playing it, and you're like, well, it's when I wake up in the morning and I'm like, you have this whole life.
Amanda
He lives a double life. Lives just like when serial killers live double lives. He also lives a double life. He is just playing video games in the dead of night in the way.
Shane
The sun's not even after, like, several weeks. Courtney's like, who is Dave the diver? Like, it's a game. It's like, it's not just a game. I don't know about it. Yeah.
Courtney
That's so funny. Yeah. I mean, but he does make coffee every morning. And, like, for the longest time, he always made, like, coffee for both of us. But, like, I've been. Coffee hurts my tummy. It makes me anxious lately. I say. I say, stop.
Amanda
I'm with you. I'm with you on that.
Shane
So I'm just like, more coffee for me.
Amanda
So you just guzzle coffee?
Courtney
More coffee for his double life.
Shane
I drink one cup of coffee and then I have a lot more, and I'll, like, pour another cup. And I never finish it. Whoa.
Amanda
Really? What a waste. Poor half.
Shane
Sometimes I finish it sometimes, but I'm like, I need to stop. I want to keep going because I love coffee.
Amanda
But, yeah, same.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney
Yeah.
Amanda
Wow. Valentine's Day.
Shane
With Valentine's Day, I thought it'd be fun for us to talk about one of my favorite trends. On TikTok last year was the hear me outs.
Amanda
And we did it.
Shane
We did it.
Amanda
Did it here.
Shane
And that was so did a version of it. People were doing the hear me out cake, and some of them were absolutely insane. A lot of people did not understand the point of it.
Amanda
No. I think some people were like, oh, this person's actually, everyone thinks they're hot.
Shane
That they're saying hear me out and then putting the hottest person down.
Courtney
Right.
Shane
The point is it's gotta be like nobody's.
Amanda
Everyone's like, ooh. Huh.
Shane
And I think also some people go so wild that it's like, are you being for real?
Amanda
But with the hear me outs, you'll be like, you too. Yeah, me too. And then there's a collective of people being like, okay, we all kind of agree that this hear me out is actually hot.
Shane
Yeah, absolutely.
Amanda
Like, that happened.
Shane
Absolutely. So we all kind of wrote down some of our own, and I think we should discuss them here.
Courtney
I'm so excited.
Shane
So does anyone want to start?
Courtney
I have my notebook and I think.
Shane
I think we'll discuss them. It's not just throwing it out there.
Courtney
Okay.
Shane
Discuss it a little bit.
Courtney
Okay, so I have, I have hear me outs that aren't just people.
Shane
That's perfect.
Courtney
That's perfect.
Shane
That's perfect.
Courtney
Okay, so let's start with some guys. Okay.
Shane
Okay.
Courtney
The. The Chevron claymation cars.
Shane
Oh, hear me out. Oh, yeah.
Amanda
What do they look like?
Shane
I get that.
Courtney
Cars.
Shane
Yeah, I understand what you're saying.
Courtney
I can look it up and show.
Shane
Yeah, this was, this was before the movie cars. These, those Claymation cars.
Courtney
I totally saying the Chevron cars, they're just so.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney
Like, they got riz.
Shane
Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I. You know what? I immediately understand.
Courtney
Maybe they're not a Hear me out.
Amanda
Oh, yeah, those are cute. Some, Some hotter than others.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney
Let me see.
Amanda
Like this white one.
Courtney
I haven't looked in a while.
Amanda
Look at that.
Courtney
Yeah.
Amanda
Sex. A.
Courtney
A little bit. Wallace and Gromity.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Oh, this one's like, Dad.
Shane
I don't know about Wallace and Gromit.
Amanda
Dad coded.
Shane
I don't think Wallace and Gromit.
Amanda
That's a good one. That's a good one.
Courtney
I have some weird ones. The crocodile in Peter Pan.
Shane
Oh, whoa.
Courtney
The cartoon.
Amanda
Really? Yeah.
Shane
Wow.
Amanda
Yeah, he's sexy. Doesn't he have a clock inside his belly? Yes. Tick tock.
Shane
He does.
Amanda
Tick tock.
Courtney
Maybe that's not a hear meow if you like him. Am I, am I, am I. Are these other people in the room think these are like, no, duh.
Shane
It's a hear me out.
Amanda
No, I don't think these are fair.
Shane
But other people also agree.
Amanda
There's just a known thing about me. I like things. My normal crushes are people being like, what?
Shane
Yeah, it's okay to say a, hear me out. And people hear you.
Courtney
They are hearing me out. You're right.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney
And it's just the crocodile. He's so juicy. There's just. And I don't know what gender the crocodile is. It doesn't matter.
Amanda
Doesn't matter.
Courtney
Not for me.
Amanda
Juicy. He'll eat you.
Courtney
He's juicy. He'll eat you. Does he have a name, too?
Shane
He probably call him something.
Amanda
He probably, like, Bruce or in the.
Courtney
Jeremy Sumter when they call him something Bruce.
Amanda
Live Action Croc. If they call him Croc.
Courtney
Are you looking at us?
Shane
We were. We were on a. We were on a Disney cruise. And I remember one of the, like, Disney characters that came out was. Was Mr. Smee. And I remember being like, dude, this guy. This guy's got it all. No, I'm not saying he's a hear me out. But I was just like, his outfit and the way he's moving around. I was like, that guy is. He's putting it all out there.
Courtney
Yeah.
Shane
I did not realize.
Courtney
No, he's like a. He's a.
Shane
He's got, like, a crop top. Like, he fits perfectly.
Amanda
Never have a crop top.
Courtney
Does. The crocodile's name is Tick Tock. That's what I said.
Shane
Whoa.
Amanda
Tick Tock. But I didn't realize that was his name. Okay, can I tell you guys something crazy? Remember Hook. Right. Hook. I don't know if you know this, and maybe I'm really late to the game. Did you know that Glenn Close is in Hook?
Shane
What is she playing?
Amanda
I know. You are gonna lose it. You are gonna lose it. Remember in the beginning where Shmee comes down and it's a person? He's like. And he's like, you lied. And he's like, I lied.
Shane
I lied. And it's like, I don't remember.
Amanda
Lied. And then they lock him in a box and put a bunch of things.
Shane
I don't remember this.
Courtney
Oh, yeah, this guy.
Amanda
That is Glenn.
Shane
That's right.
Amanda
Close. I just found this out the other day.
Shane
That's right. She.
Amanda
Oh, my God.
Shane
Close.
Courtney
I loved that character for some reason. That's a. Hear me out.
Amanda
It was like, wait, no, no, wait.
Courtney
That's a. Hear me out.
Shane
Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. Hear me out.
Amanda
I mean, of course.
Courtney
Jittery. That's so funny.
Amanda
Anyways, I wanted to say that. So TikTok the crocodile. Got it.
Shane
Okay. You want to.
Amanda
I'll do some. I feel like some you've probably heard me just say out loud, and you've been like, oh, God. Bene Gesserit's. Hear me out.
Shane
The Bene Gesserit. You know what? I have to look up. That's Dune. That's the evil lady.
Amanda
It's like, stop.
Shane
Okay. The lady who's like, put your hand in pain box.
Courtney
Put your hand in my. Put your hand in my box.
Shane
They are. Well, they're kind of nun. Like, they're. They're like. Like nuns.
Amanda
They force men to put their hand in their box. And they.
Shane
And they're like.
Amanda
And they're like, stop screaming.
Shane
A lot of. A lot of people pay a lot of money for that.
Amanda
No, of course.
Courtney
Real.
Amanda
I just. I love someone for the dramatics. I love the full. And I know no one's watching Dune Prophecy but me, and I think it's so good. It's on hbo. Whatever. The full, like, long outfit and then, like the top and then the veil, and you can't really see their mouth, but you can see their eyes. And I'm like, damn hot.
Shane
I get that.
Amanda
Okay, so you agree.
Shane
I understand where you're coming from.
Amanda
Great.
Shane
I get it.
Amanda
Okay. So that's one of mine.
Shane
Dune is one of those movies where everyone's like. Like, messed up hot.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
It's like, everyone's hot, but it's like.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Weird.
Amanda
Yeah.
Courtney
Well, they're all sweaty.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney
Except if you're not on the hot planet.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Arrakis.
Shane
That's why the planet Arrakis.
Amanda
Well, speaking of Dune, as we all know, I love Javier Bardem.
Shane
Yes.
Amanda
But the hottest. I think he's ever been is no country for Old Men.
Shane
That's. That's actually fully insane. Anton Chigurh.
Amanda
Don't talk to me like that.
Shane
Anton Chigurh is. Is. I think.
Amanda
Did you just give him his. Did you tell me his character name? Is that his character?
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Wow.
Shane
Anton Chigurh is. Is. People say categorically that that is the hottest. That. That's the best depiction of a psychopath in media.
Amanda
And it is the hottest man you've ever seen. Take berries and cream.
Shane
Oh, exactly.
Amanda
Attach it to Javier Bardem.
Shane
Have it. Have no soul, zero empathy.
Amanda
I.
Shane
The amazing ability to kill.
Amanda
We all know I love him. I think he's so hot. But him in a fricking bowl.
Shane
Cut it's one of the best.
Courtney
It's a side part too. It's crazy.
Shane
It's one of the best performances of all time. I will not say that it's attractive at all. To say that that's more attractive than all of his other characters is crazy.
Courtney
I am. I do feel that it is. One thing I'm going to. We're probably going to feel in this episode is a little bit of reference. Age gaps.
Shane
That's okay.
Amanda
That's okay.
Courtney
And I'm going to have to take my phone out a lot. Look and see. That's okay.
Shane
No country for Old Men's a. I mean, for people who like into that kind of film. Yeah.
Amanda
I love that movie. It's so dark.
Shane
It's a dark.
Amanda
Such a good acting movie. I feel like it's a movie where I get to nerd out and just.
Shane
Be like, oh, old guys dying.
Amanda
Oh, no. Country. And Tommy Lee Jones. My other here is in there. Listen, right now do I think he's a. Hear me out. Not exactly that move.
Shane
No country for Old Men is literally just your type just walking around.
Amanda
Oh my God. 100%. That's what I like. Weathered. Okay. I did a couple. I did a few. Do you want to?
Shane
Sure. I'll say a couple. All right. So I have some mild ones that are like. Okay, okay. And then I get into some more insane ones later. So first one. This one's obvious. This isn't even a Hear me out. But I just feel like I should put it out there is. Forget the character's name, but the buff lady from Encanto.
Courtney
Oh, yeah.
Shane
I mean, just obvious.
Amanda
She looks like a couple of my aunts. I'm not even kidding.
Shane
That's crazy.
Courtney
Like hot.
Shane
Boom.
Courtney
Favorite song, to be honest.
Amanda
Which one? We can't say the Bruno one.
Shane
Under pressure.
Courtney
No, no. Or she's so hot.
Shane
Or pressure. It's like surface pressure.
Amanda
But she's. She's amazing.
Shane
Yeah. So that one's obvious. The other one, I'll say is the Wicked Witch. Not from Wicked, but from the OG Oz.
Amanda
Wow. Wizard of Oz.
Shane
Oh, the OG wizard of Oz makeup.
Courtney
Yeah.
Shane
Cuz watching I was just like, she is so green. And she's like. She doesn't let up throughout the whole thing. She's just purely evil. That I'm like, if you're living in Oz, right. You're like the Wicked Witch of the West. She is non stop bastard. But then you're suddenly you're at a. You're say you're at a tavern and you just see her in the corner and you're just like, that's the wicked Witch. Like you're going to buy her tavern.
Courtney
And you hear. If you're at a tavern and you hear from this, from the corner, I'm like, who's that? She sounds like a blast. We should hang out. She like. I love a laugh in a tavern.
Shane
She has a couple, you know, she's like. She's like yelling throughout all of it. She has a couple parts where she's like. It's like calms down a little bit.
Amanda
And that's where you.
Shane
She has the part. No, honestly, the coldest shit she does in that movie is like she. She's. She's got magical abilities, right? But she comes face to face with the crew and what she does is lights her broom on fire and just touches the scarecrow. I'm like, that's ice cold right there. Even do magic. You just lit him on fire.
Courtney
That was the like the 10 times equivalent of lighting like putting your cigarette out on a person.
Shane
Straight.
Amanda
100% straight.
Shane
No, I was like straight.
Amanda
So you're kind of personality driven a little bit in your Hear me outs.
Courtney
Energy driven.
Amanda
Which I like. That should be it.
Courtney
Funny. I do have a hear me out.
Shane
That says you have pages upon pages written here.
Courtney
Yeah, but it's like ideas and concepts that I'm like, hear me out.
Shane
Okay, that's also fair.
Courtney
So I have one that says when they have the witch wart on the nose that's so big. That is.
Shane
Oh yeah.
Courtney
The big. The big. The big one on a witch's nose.
Shane
Huge.
Courtney
Like you're a unicorn. Like you choosing to keep that on. And that's awesome.
Amanda
Is I will say. Yeah, that is.
Courtney
I think it's amazing.
Shane
The witch. A witch could go to a dermatologist.
Courtney
Yeah, they can. Or like, you know, people got like a. Like an exacto knife in their bathroom or whatever.
Shane
Oh, whoa.
Courtney
Sorry. My mom once on my foot. But.
Amanda
Oh my God. Stop. Stop freezing.
Courtney
And also not just witches have that. I think that's so cool. I'm not. This is not a bit. I think it's epic.
Amanda
No, I think it's cool. Yeah.
Courtney
Like I love. I love like that's a bold feature. And to lead with it. You're literally. That's the first thing that enters the room sometimes is your warm.
Amanda
And you guys think. You think that's hot.
Courtney
I think that's.
Shane
I wrote sometimes mannequins.
Amanda
Have you seen the movie Mannequin I made?
Shane
I swear to God. No. I have not seen Mannequin. Yes. I put it on.
Amanda
I put it on one and two.
Shane
Okay. That's right.
Amanda
He's part of the Brat Pack.
Courtney
This is my sexy friend right here.
Amanda
He's part of the Brat Pack.
Shane
We literally.
Amanda
Kim Cattrall.
Shane
I forget where we were. We were one time, like, scrolling through, like, movies on this. On this pay per view. And it came up. We're in a cabin in the mannequin, Mannequin two. And Courtney goes, oh, my gosh. Mannequin two. And I was like, yeah, whatever. Like, like thinking, like, oh, you're joking. Who never heard of this movie? And you're like, no, that movie's awesome.
Amanda
I was like, ever joke about that?
Shane
You'll. You'll, like, suggest a movie that. I'm like, how have I never heard of this movie before in my life?
Amanda
Mannequin is a class.
Courtney
Mannequin is iconic.
Amanda
Mannequin to.
Shane
You were saying. You were saying, oh, no country for old man. There's going to be an age cap thing. And then you bring up mannequin.
Amanda
I've watched from the movie. Listen, I was obsessed with the brat Pack. He's one of them. And it was his story with Kim Cattrall, who was the mannequin from Sex and City. So I can see why you think mannequins are hot. They're naked 24 7.
Shane
I mean, they're not supposed to be. When they're doing their job. They're not.
Courtney
Oh.
Amanda
When they're working on Mannequin.
Shane
Look, sometimes you just see one, and you're like, whoa. Like, whoa.
Amanda
I'm kind of. I'm into that. And then you see. And then you see one that's like, no.
Shane
Some of them have some. Have you seen those ones where their mouth is like, Wait, no. Yeah.
Courtney
What?
Amanda
Where's that?
Shane
There's some places where, like, they, like, their mouths are, like, wide open.
Amanda
They're like, is that Hollywood hustlers? No, just kidding.
Shane
It's like. It's kind of like a smiling. Like, they're like.
Amanda
They're like, oh, wait a second. I know what you're talking about.
Shane
Yes.
Courtney
I don't like when mannequins have expressions like that. No, wait.
Amanda
I know what you're talking about. Where is that?
Shane
Most. Most are, like, headless or have just, like, a blank face.
Amanda
I know what you're talking about.
Shane
They're like, I know. Ah, exactly. And it's creepy.
Amanda
I'm gonna have to look it up later.
Courtney
Okay, so now we're on the Hear me Out of those, do you have preference of, like, what kind of mannequin is your favorite to look at?
Amanda
No, buff.
Courtney
Like headless, faceless. A basic expression.
Amanda
Not the faceless side. Yeah.
Courtney
Yeah.
Amanda
Whoa. Okay.
Courtney
That's why I'm asking. Yeah.
Amanda
Headless, faceless.
Shane
No, I don't think I have a preference, but I will say. Can I say something funny that. That is. That is also true, is that when I was a kid, I wonder if other dudes relate to this. Like, when you're a kid and you're walking through the mall with your mom or your parents and you, like, walk past Victoria's Secret, and you're just like, don't look like, dude.
Courtney
You're just like, dad, how did I not know I was queer?
Shane
Cause you're not trying to just like. I know, but when you're like seven and you're just like, no, I relate.
Courtney
To this feeling too. Wow.
Amanda
I relate to it completely different. Like, my God, what kind of bra am I gonna get in there, Dude?
Courtney
I. I was right there with you, Shane, where it was like, I can't look. I can't look. I like getting the biggest look and then going away.
Shane
So it would have been easier for you to have an excuse to be like, oh, I wonder if I'll should.
Courtney
Yeah, when I was 11.
Amanda
Yeah, you can.
Shane
I wonder if when I'm older, I'll get that. But me, I can't. I. I would. I was just sitting there like.
Amanda
Like, I'm waiting for my partner. She's in the changing room. It's like, there's no one in the.
Shane
You're 11K.
Courtney
You're 11.
Shane
My wife is in there. I have a fedora on that I found somewhere my job.
Courtney
Wow.
Amanda
Anyway, great. Okay. I have. I have one Tony the Tiger.
Courtney
Oh, it's not a. Hear me out.
Shane
That's not it. It's not.
Amanda
What the hell, man? Okay, fine.
Shane
That's on the. That's obvious.
Amanda
Jack Black.
Courtney
That's not a Hear me out either. I love that guy.
Shane
I get what you're saying, though. Like, he's not conventionally attractive.
Courtney
He's so scrappy.
Amanda
He's me out.
Shane
I think he's probably a ton of people find him attractive. Same with Danny DeVito.
Courtney
Especially if you watch the holiday.
Amanda
Danny DeVito.
Shane
A lot of people. A lot of people.
Courtney
I did. Oh, wait, no, not Danny. I thought I got random mixed up with Danny from Greece.
Amanda
I also have John Travolta on here.
Courtney
Not a hear me out at all.
Shane
But which era.
Courtney
Which era, though? Yeah.
Shane
So many eras. All of them now. That's why it's a bald, bald John Travolta.
Amanda
Yep. Who's a widow. Yes.
Shane
Wow.
Courtney
Okay. God, I think you're foaming at the mouth.
Amanda
Is. Okay. Okay, here's one.
Shane
All right.
Amanda
But you have to be, like. You had to see the Hobbit.
Shane
Okay, I saw the hobbit.
Amanda
Okay. The lead orc in the Hobbit, he's, like, bald and ripped, and he's evil as hell. And he's. And he has, like, all the way into the end. No, he's got, like, nothing going on. He's, like, a little bit, like, light blue.
Shane
I. That's a good. Hear me out. Any.
Courtney
Hear me out.
Shane
Oh, it's too bad we don't have James in here. James is our, like, resident Lord of the Rings expert. I'm curious what he would think his name is.
Amanda
Azog.
Shane
Azog.
Amanda
This is him.
Shane
Okay, let's see.
Courtney
Whoa.
Shane
Whoa.
Courtney
That's a. Hear me out.
Shane
Okay, I get it.
Courtney
That's a. Hear me out.
Shane
I get what you're. I get what you're throwing down.
Amanda
Yeah, baby.
Shane
Nice.
Amanda
Okay, he's got some scars, and I want to kiss those scars. I'm just kidding. But not this one.
Shane
No, that's from. That's from Two Towers.
Courtney
I'm thinking of the original ones.
Shane
Yeah, Two Towers. He's gross. He's gross.
Amanda
Okay, those are. Those are my main ones. And. And I'll just do one more. I'll just do pretty much all the characters in Fern Gully. The fairy boy and Pollution. Do you guys remember Pollution? I'm just.
Courtney
I don't remember.
Shane
Are you saying. When you were a kid.
Amanda
Guys, remember, ferngully is the original Avatar? Yeah, it's like the animated.
Shane
It is Avatar. You would love this movie.
Amanda
Here's. Here's Pollution.
Shane
Whoa.
Amanda
Oh, whoa. He was awful. Ripped through forests and Was also ripped.
Courtney
Why. Why did they add those lines like that?
Amanda
That's the thing. I don't know.
Courtney
Or what?
Amanda
I don't know.
Shane
That's. That's insane hexis.
Amanda
All right. Those are not all of mine, but we're gonna. We can move on.
Shane
Okay.
Courtney
Mrs. Doubtfire, like, she could get it.
Shane
Okay. Oh, okay.
Courtney
As a woman, like, let's. Let's separate her from.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
I think.
Courtney
I think her confidence and the silhouette.
Shane
And the shoes and the confidence.
Courtney
Ms. Ma'am.
Amanda
You know who could get it in? That is the. The one that does the full makeover.
Courtney
Oh, yeah.
Amanda
The one who was always talking like this.
Courtney
He's awesome.
Amanda
His name. I don't want, like, a Tony on Broadway.
Courtney
This is. This is Amanda Schtick, right? Where she tries to remember a guy's name from.
Amanda
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't remember his name. And he always talks like this.
Shane
No, it's. It's actually. So, wait, before we continue, I meant to bring this up at the beginning of the pod. Something we want to do on Smoshmouth. It is a game we're going to begin soon. I don't know how we're going to start this, but we're going to do this. We're both going to make bingo cards for each other.
Courtney
Whoa.
Shane
So there's going to be an Amanda bingo card. And we're both going to be filling them out in secret. And all of this. The squares are going to be things that we do in these episodes.
Courtney
Amazing.
Shane
And we're going to see who can fill out their bingo card first.
Amanda
That was essential.
Shane
We're going to share it with fans. But we're not going to show it to each other.
Courtney
So we're not going to guess what the things are right here.
Shane
Sure.
Courtney
Is that going to.
Shane
They may or may not.
Amanda
They may or may not tropes that are on there.
Shane
Fans comment down below. Things that we do.
Courtney
Cool. So, yeah. So, Shane. Amanda talking over each other.
Amanda
Well, that's just both of us.
Courtney
She has one of us. Amanda. Guessing guy of movie. Shayna. Interrupting.
Amanda
Whoa. Actually, this is good insight for me. Keep going.
Courtney
I kidding. I. Kitty. Now we're gonna get a little more ads.
Amanda
Oh, that's right.
Courtney
She's okay.
Amanda
Yeah.
Courtney
Actually, two more. Willem Dafoe's green goblin in suit. Full suit.
Amanda
Absolutely.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
100 so that's. That's.
Courtney
That's. Okay. So it's not a humor.
Amanda
100 because.
Courtney
Sling slang.
Amanda
100 oh, yeah.
Courtney
The detective in Iron Giant.
Shane
Oh, dude. Yeah.
Courtney
He's the bad guy. He's like a dick. But. And I mean, but don't even get me started on the mom.
Shane
I wrote down every animated mom ever.
Courtney
Yeah. I mean, that's not.
Shane
There's not.
Amanda
They're always hot.
Shane
Name an animated mom. I mean, there's not a single one that isn't just.
Courtney
Yeah.
Amanda
Always hot.
Shane
Hot as hell.
Courtney
So Speed Racer. Right? I'm talking about the cartoon Racer X. Oh, dude.
Shane
Yeah. Yeah, bro.
Courtney
Look him up. Speed Racer. Eraser X cartoon.
Shane
Yeah, bro.
Amanda
Oh, yeah. Wow. Tight.
Courtney
Fandex in and save the day when. When a cartoon character swipes their finger on a cake and goes, ooh, ooh.
Amanda
I don't like that you don't like that.
Shane
Nope.
Courtney
I wish I could just capture that feeling.
Amanda
You could have a cake out all morning and just do it to yourself.
Courtney
But then it's ruined.
Amanda
And then, like, you just have a cake with little fingerprints in it the whole time. And you're like, hey, babe, can we get rid of this cake?
Shane
Slowly chipped away.
Courtney
Disgusting. Just like stripes of divots in it.
Amanda
Be so nice if you could bottle up, like, a feeling.
Courtney
Yeah. Or like, if a feeling, you could, like, turn him into, like, a person.
Shane
Selena's writing down. Hear me outs on.
Courtney
Okay. Yes.
Shane
And because that reminded me, she wrote down when the DVD logo hits the corner just right. Oh, that's a good ass.
Amanda
So good.
Shane
You also wrote down Kovu from Lion King 2. And a well glazed yeast donut.
Amanda
Oh, donuts can get it. I wrote down Mufasa, which is probably not a. Hear me out, Mufasa. What's in there?
Courtney
I mean, I think any cartoon character is kind of a Hear me out. Cause it's like, hey, you're not real, and you're likely not a human. You know?
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
I wrote down all da ladies in the Haunted Mansion.
Courtney
All da ladies.
Amanda
Duh.
Shane
All da ladies.
Amanda
D A. Yeah.
Shane
Whenever I've been on Haunted Mansion at Disneyland, there's every lady in there.
Amanda
Wow.
Shane
Like, I could. We.
Courtney
Whoa.
Shane
We could figure it out.
Amanda
I don't think I've been turned on once in the Haunted Mansion.
Courtney
You like mannequins and animatronics.
Shane
They're not animatronics. They're ghosts.
Amanda
He doesn't like people. He likes robots.
Shane
They're real ghosts in there.
Amanda
I love that.
Shane
All the ladies, they're just all flying around, being weird. Like.
Amanda
And you're like, gotcha. Didn't. I didn't get it. Everyone's like, sir, keep your hands down in the ride.
Shane
Someone has gotten off the ride at Haunted Mansion. Me, just dangling from the chandelier, swinging around the ladies.
Amanda
Speaking of not people. White Mustangs.
Courtney
The car or the horse?
Amanda
The car.
Courtney
Which. Which year?
Shane
White cars.
Courtney
No, not a gt.
Amanda
A Mustang.
Shane
White cars, I think, are so unsexy.
Courtney
Really?
Amanda
I agree. I hate white Teslas and stuff like that, but I think a white Mustang.
Courtney
A white Mustang. If it's like, an older one, I. I'm into that.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
I don't know.
Amanda
Like a. Like, one that's not too old and cool. Like, one that's, like, a little too. You're a little too uncool for driving it. That's what I like.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
A clean Bun. A bun.
Courtney
Hair. Bun.
Amanda
Yep. When people have their hair in a bun and it looks clean, it's like. It's not too perfect, but it's like, you know what I'm saying?
Shane
I know what you're saying.
Amanda
Wow.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Gorgeous.
Shane
Okay.
Courtney
Any burger and sandwich in a cartoon.
Shane
Oh, yeah.
Courtney
No burger will actually taste like that.
Amanda
Burger.
Courtney
No one will.
Amanda
That's. That's actually so true.
Shane
That's actually so true.
Amanda
Wait, that's. That leads me to, like, cartoon food. Cartoon food looks so good. Like bacon.
Courtney
I think cartoon food damages my soul more than some, like, Instagram fake bodies, you know? Because I'm like.
Amanda
Because you're like, I want to make that. I want.
Courtney
Like, I'm like, why can I feel like I can taste that food? And, like, I will never. Like, sometimes I'll never.
Shane
All the food at the beginning of Spirited Away.
Courtney
Yeah.
Shane
I'd be a pig, too.
Courtney
Bo.
Shane
Whoa.
Amanda
No.
Shane
Whoa. Okay. You're taking it too far.
Courtney
Bo. Isn't a bad smell, in my opinion. It's kind of like. Whoa. Interesting. No, it's kind of like gasoline, where you're like, whoa, wait, let me get another whiff of that.
Shane
Whoa. Let me just. Let me get a sip of that. Wait.
Amanda
I will agree with you with gasoline. Like on family trips, when they'd open the door and you were at a gas station, you're like, mom, are we there yet?
Shane
They find you passed out.
Courtney
I wear microdosing fumes.
Shane
I feel like Amanda. You'll also resonate with this one. I said Alien. From. From the Alien movies.
Amanda
Shut the.
Courtney
No, shut.
Amanda
Shut the up. I am not kidding. I have it listed to be my next one. Alien in the Alien movies. It was my next one.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney
Ew.
Amanda
So hot.
Courtney
No, it's all about the Predator with the mask on.
Amanda
It opens up, and then there's another set of teeth, and then a little thing comes out. I'm like, get it?
Courtney
I hate her. I hate her so much. You think she's hot?
Shane
The alien?
Courtney
Yeah.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
They're just kind of like. Look at them strutting around, and they're just like this.
Courtney
Yeah, you're right. No, that is cunt. Alien is cunt.
Shane
Selena has a couple that I've heard before. Like Venom.
Amanda
I have Venom, too. Venom is smoking.
Shane
Yeah. Venom.
Amanda
Venom is so hot.
Courtney
I feel like Venom falls under the umbrella of, like, they're. Hear me outs. Where it's like, you're scary and am a little unsettled, but also, why did my body just activate?
Amanda
Yes.
Courtney
Like.
Shane
Like.
Courtney
Like Boogeyman. In Nightmare Before Christmas. Terrified, stay away from me.
Amanda
But also, he did activate something in me, too. And I was like, I don't like this.
Courtney
The bugs.
Shane
It's also the swagger, the, like, there's just so much confidence.
Courtney
Swing, the sling slang.
Shane
Selena, you wrote the Yellow Peanut. M and M. Yeah.
Amanda
That's the tall one, right?
Courtney
He's the big one.
Amanda
Same.
Courtney
He's the. He's the yellow one. He's got big dick energy, and he is your type.
Amanda
And he seems like he would be like, I'll meet your parents. He's also.
Courtney
That's. Yeah, yeah.
Shane
I think that's J.K. simmons. Yeah, it's J.K. simmons.
Amanda
Is I.
Shane
The yellow peanut is. Is J.K. simmons.
Amanda
He's a hot guy.
Courtney
That's like the most calming energy where you're like, every group deserves someone like that, you know?
Amanda
Yeah. He's dependable, reliable, tall. He's got, like, a big body and very thin legs.
Courtney
I love how she does.
Amanda
And there's something that is just, like.
Courtney
Kind of punk rock about, like, the Grinch.
Amanda
The Grinch is on my list.
Courtney
I know. He's.
Shane
Yeah, yeah, the Grinch is. Yeah. And then Selena, you also wrote the Hamburglar, and that one's crazy. Oh, that's a little. That's everyone.
Amanda
Shane dressed as the Hamburglar.
Courtney
I think that I agree with that one. And it's a weird reason why, because it's like, it's a guy, but now his name is, like, risque, but also referenced as a burger, which I'm a big fan of.
Shane
Oh, that's true.
Courtney
So many feelings when I. When the presence of the Hamburglar happens.
Amanda
I don't know. He feels like a shit bag to me. He feels just like, okay. It's like, dude, stop asking for money. Like, stop.
Courtney
Oh, the silverback in Tarzan. The dad.
Amanda
Oh, 100%. I have one that no one's going to know who this is. But I definitely had an awakening when I was a little kid.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
And I had to be like, when I was doing this. Hear me out. I was like, wait a second. It was like an old memory. Like, was like, hot. Do you guys remember, and maybe you don't. An old movie called Rock a Doodle.
Shane
Yeah, I know of Rock a Doodle.
Amanda
Okay. It was a rooster who was Elvis, and he was so hot. In my opinion, as a kid, I don't even know how old I was. Young. Yeah. Do you want to take a picture?
Shane
Like, you watched that movie and you went up to your parents that night, and you're like, sweating. You're like, can we have chicken for dinner?
Amanda
I would never eat him. Are you crazy?
Courtney
I think I remember this movie, and it really was very confusing to me. Not, like in a sexual way. Like, in a logical way.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney
Oh, but that does remind me. The rooster in that one. King cartoon. The.
Amanda
King cartoon.
Courtney
I'm trying to remember. There's foxes. It's Robin Hood.
Shane
Oh, Robin Hood cartoon.
Courtney
Sorry. I don't know why I said the kid.
Amanda
A lot of hotties in Robin Hood.
Courtney
The rooster with the lute.
Amanda
Also, all the fish and Fantasia.
Courtney
Fish and Fantasia.
Shane
My last one was the movie Fantasia. Oh, yeah, just the movie Fantasia.
Amanda
Even the. The. The demon guy at the end.
Shane
I'm like, oh, Chernobog.
Amanda
That's his name. But do you remember all the fish?
Courtney
Or.
Amanda
It's like the orchestra going, oh, dude.
Courtney
Yes. No, I. Fantasia goes hard. Fantasia strikes a chord in me because that was the movie they put on at the divorce court when they put the kids in the daycare room. What?
Shane
Ooh, nothing. Like night on Bald Mountain while your parents are getting div.
Amanda
Why?
Courtney
What? So I just remember Wizard Mickey. Like, is a sore spot for me.
Amanda
No, Wizard Mickey, he's dark. There's something wrong about him.
Courtney
You're like, hey, why are you.
Shane
Fantasia is also terrifying.
Amanda
So dark.
Shane
It's terrifying.
Courtney
The grant, the stepmother, and Cinderella.
Shane
Whoa, wait.
Amanda
The stepmother and Cinderella? Oh, the one who. Like that.
Courtney
Her hair's shaped like a heart.
Amanda
Yes, it is.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Yes, it is. That's a good one.
Courtney
Spencer's Thirst trap edits on TikTok. No, I don't save them, but I send. I send them to saved.
Shane
Check this out, dude.
Courtney
And also me. Why don't I check it out again also?
Amanda
Where did I say that? Tiny spoons.
Shane
Okay.
Courtney
Yeah.
Amanda
Fudgeing. Amazing. Yeah, I love them.
Courtney
I recently found at a grocery store a little party set of, like, disposable, tiny silverware. Like, little baby forks and little baby. Love them. Because Shane sometimes gets. He gets the little ice cream cups, and I get one of those spoons.
Amanda
Ooh, I like that. I like tiny little things. My mom used to have, like, a tiny teacup set. Like, a lot of them, and I was addicted to them.
Courtney
I was like, it's so cute.
Amanda
That's my. Hear me out.
Courtney
Love it.
Amanda
Any others from you?
Shane
I don't think I had any others.
Courtney
Really?
Amanda
I have so many, but I feel like all of mine are gonna be like, oh, duh, man.
Shane
But I had all my good ones.
Courtney
Nice.
Shane
Got all my good ones out there.
Courtney
I Said, hear me out. I'm not a furry. But if I had to pick a team, I like the ones that look like realistic bears.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Oh, what kind of bear? A grizzly black, like a brown bear.
Courtney
And he's like standing up and he's got a jacket on. And I'm like, that makes sense. I feel safe.
Amanda
I feel like, wasn't there a bear with a jacket? Like back in the day when we were kids, like in a cartoon.
Courtney
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that cartoon? I know someone had him as a. Hear me out. And I was like, yes, he's. He, he has a hat on, he's got a big nose and he looks.
Amanda
Like this and he's cool.
Courtney
What's his name?
Shane
Oh, I don't know.
Courtney
It's like a, it's like a live action 90s kids.
Shane
A lot of.
Amanda
There's a lot.
Shane
Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. Okay.
Amanda
Yeah, a lot of like kid cartoon.
Shane
I'm picking that up that come up.
Amanda
I, I look a lot of these. Hear me outs on tiktoks. I was like, oh, yeah, this is like, these are from like childhood, like growing up kid things where it's like.
Courtney
Huh, Bear in the big blue house. Oh, he didn't wear a hat. I just got mixed up with bears don't play a video.
Shane
No, no. It's so funny when you're a kid and you look back on what you thought was. Was cool or what did anything like. I remember as a kid. I remember as a kid, this wasn't a hear me out thing, but this was. There was the BK kids, the like those cartoon, like there was the like kid who had like crazy goggles and a cool hat and like a jacket. And there was like. There'd be cartoons. Yeah. It was at Burger King back in the 90s. And I remember as a kid seeing them being like, they're so fucking cool. I wish I was that cool. Yep. And I look back, I'm like, they were cartoons. They were just mascots for Burger King.
Amanda
No, but when you're a kid, it's like a blow pop commercial where the kids were like watermelon. Do you remember that?
Shane
Yes.
Amanda
And I was like, those are the coolest kids on this planet.
Shane
Yeah. No, you're so.
Amanda
And they had like the, they had like, you know, remember when little girls, like even me had like the bonnet hats?
Shane
Yeah, you were little women in.
Amanda
Yeah, we were little women. Essentially.
Shane
When you're a kid, you're so susceptible to just marketing because I remember When Burger King. Burger King came out with their big kids meal. Like, this is the big kids meal. And I remember when we went. I'm an adult. We went one time to the drive through, and I was, like, leaning over to my parents, I was like, can I get a big kid's meal? I want to get a big kids meal.
Courtney
The Mighty Kids meal. No.
Amanda
Marketing was.
Shane
Give me that.
Amanda
So messed up, but also so smart.
Shane
I know. They really get you.
Courtney
I'm speaking of kids. Floop from Spy Kids. Hear me out.
Amanda
Floop.
Courtney
Floop, bro.
Amanda
Funny, because I had that dvd, but I don't remember who Floop is.
Shane
Who's Floop?
Courtney
He's like the Jonathan Bailey of Spy Kids.
Amanda
Okay, Jonathan Bailey.
Courtney
I'm getting nods off.
Amanda
Wait, it's. It's. It's Alan Cummings from Traitors. And he's also on my list now. Alan Cummings. Now this is Alan Cummings.
Shane
Such a good actor.
Courtney
Oh, actually, also hear me out is when one of the guys gets turned into a freaky character. The freaky characters. The freaky characters in Spy Kids.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney
That were, like, humans turned into something weird. Hear me out.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Okay.
Courtney
The thumb guys were all. Hear me out for me.
Shane
Wow.
Courtney
Thumb guys.
Shane
That's messed up.
Amanda
Wow.
Courtney
I have. I have, like, ideas of things, like, I wanted to talk about. Like, hear me out. Like, which Disney horse is the hottest?
Amanda
Oh, that's really, really hard. Because I think Belle's horse is incredible.
Courtney
Remember, Bell's horse is gorgeous.
Shane
There's also the horse from Tangled.
Courtney
Mulan's horse is amazing.
Amanda
Stunning.
Courtney
Tangled. Source is really good.
Shane
There's also spirit.
Courtney
No, I don't. I don't count spirit. I never got that. And that's not a Disney. No, I'm talking about, like, the horses that are paired in Disney, I think.
Amanda
Like, Bells, Prince, Phillips horses.
Courtney
Clydesdale's good. Oh, but I don't. You know who I don't like is Merida's horse. Because that horse damn near killed that woman.
Amanda
Who's that?
Courtney
Meredith's horse.
Amanda
What's his name?
Courtney
He was huge. He's the biggest one, I think, out of all of the. And I'm pitching this now. I think Disney should have an animatronic horse stable Walkthrough. And it's all the Disney horses.
Shane
That is actually such a genius. Wait.
Amanda
That's so smart.
Shane
Like, I.
Courtney
Or they could even be puppets.
Shane
I remember we were at Disney World, and you brought that up, and I was like, that is so smart. Like, all of the Disney horses. And they, like, they're like, you can interact with them. And they like different personalities.
Courtney
Yeah. And they could be puppets or animatronics. And it's just like you could see like their back, but like it's really just them peeking out of the window. And it's just the neck and head.
Amanda
I love that.
Shane
It's so smart.
Amanda
That would be amazing.
Shane
Such a good idea.
Courtney
And then. So I guess we. We can't agree on a hot horse. That's okay.
Amanda
I said Bell.
Courtney
Bell's horse. Clydesdale.
Amanda
Yep.
Courtney
And then which species of squirrel is the hottest? Because there's what. There's the really pretty bright orange red one with the. Sometimes the white belly. But then there's the big gray ones.
Shane
Big gray ones are pretty crazy.
Courtney
Those ones are really cool looking. And then there's like our little. Our little scrappy guys here.
Shane
Yeah. California has some funny little squirrels. They get pretty big, but they're just.
Courtney
Like this squirrels are the rat boy.
Shane
They're not the squirrels. Not the, like, gorgeous squirrels. I think the big red. Big red squirrels are like.
Amanda
Yeah, I think so too.
Shane
Especially when you see them animated. It's like, oh, they're so pretty.
Courtney
Yeah. And then when you see them in real life, you're like, ah, dazzling.
Shane
Yeah. No, and they know it.
Courtney
Yeah.
Shane
And they know it.
Courtney
Huge sucking phones. I had to reference sucking phones.
Amanda
What's.
Courtney
And guys who wear higher rise jeans. Shane and Blue Sky. I'm trying to get people on Blue Sky.
Shane
I know.
Courtney
I think people are. Who are still on Twitter at this point. This Twitter is a toxic ex boyfriend that you can't let go of. Please let him go. Because Twitter, it's like, I'm like the.
Shane
Fact that we still call it danger.
Courtney
Like, you're going back to Twitter because you like the danger that's over there. But Blue sky is lovely. I'm over there posting exclusive content. And like there's less ads, less gambling crap.
Shane
Less Just horrible theory anyways.
Courtney
Horrible stuff. Yeah. So get away from Twitter. Twitter is not a. Hear me out.
Amanda
Yeah.
Courtney
Because get out of here.
Amanda
Twitter.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Terrible. Oh, here's one. That's random Chipotle mayo.
Shane
Get the. Get out of here.
Courtney
Okay, you're done.
Shane
Gross.
Amanda
A yeti cup.
Shane
Okay.
Courtney
Okay. Yeah.
Shane
Okay. I. Yeah.
Amanda
Billy Bob Thornton.
Shane
Yeah, I know, I know. That's your type.
Amanda
I know. Armageddon. Mm. In his prime. All right, so are we going to play our game?
Shane
Yeah. So Selena wrote down a bunch of categories here. We're going to play some fmk, some fuck, marry, kill.
Amanda
And we can't fully say it because.
Shane
We'Ll get bleeped and it'll be a little lame to listen to, and our editor will hate us. So. FMK Rock, paper, scissors.
Amanda
What?
Courtney
Whoa.
Shane
Oh, good.
Courtney
Mary scissors.
Shane
Fuck the rock.
Amanda
Hey, he's married with kids.
Shane
Realistically, yeah. Kill paper.
Amanda
Wow.
Courtney
Let's see.
Shane
Mary rock.
Amanda
Wow.
Shane
F the scissors.
Amanda
Whoa. You're gonna f. Scissors. Good luck with that. I'm just kidding. Go ahead, Court.
Courtney
I think. I think Mary scissors. Because you can tell she's amazing and she will do anything for you. Kill rock because.
Shane
Kill rock.
Courtney
That man's gonna slap me. And then. And then he's married with kids.
Amanda
He's fine.
Courtney
Not the rock. Rock and then screw paper, because they could use an ego boost.
Amanda
I think I like that. I think kill paper just because they seem a bit boring at times. I think effing the rock would be, like, insane. It would be like, ah. And marrying scissors, because I agree. I think she is complicated and fun and she gets a lot of stuff done. Whereas a rock's like, I hit that for you, and you're like, great. And paper's like, I laid here. That's it.
Courtney
There you go.
Shane
Okay, I like this one. Auntie Ann's Wetzels, Pretzels, and Cinnabon. Oh, diabolical.
Courtney
Because those are so. Those. If anybody for some reason doesn't know, those are all places that are usually at a mall that sell baked goods like Cinnabon. It's, like, all about the cinnamon rolls. And then Wetzel's Pretzels and Auntie Anne's both do like pretzels. And Auntie Anne's is like cookies and cinnamon rolls. And Wetzel's Pretzels does like cinnamon dips.
Shane
Yeah. If you're in England, you probably don't know what those are, but you probably have something similar that sells, like sticky toffee pudding or some shit.
Amanda
You think. You think that just places go. Sticky toffee pudding.
Courtney
We've got sticky toffee pudding ends.
Shane
No, I'm messing with you guys. This one I know.
Courtney
Okay, go.
Shane
Okay, I'm marrying Auntie Anne's. That's the. It's the queen of those three. I'm going to kill Wetzel's Pretzels. I'll. I'll get Wetzel's Pretzels if it's the only option, but Auntie Anne's is way better.
Amanda
Yep.
Shane
Yeah, I'll screw Cinnabon. Why not?
Courtney
Yeah. Like, I'm torn between, like, the savory and sweet options that like Wetzels, Pretzels or Auntie Anne's has. I just know that banging Cinnabon is gonna be the best sex of my life.
Amanda
Oh, yeah.
Courtney
Just like. I just don't know how to end there. I could. I could. I think. I think I have the same answer as Shane.
Amanda
I absolutely have the same answer as both of you, because that's what I would do. I don't eat them a lot, but if I. I've had them, and that's what I would do.
Courtney
Mm. I like options. I like balance.
Amanda
Because what's with pretzels?
Courtney
Sometimes that quality of bread is just.
Shane
Selena, you wrote, like, a bunch of categories that make total sense, and they all connect. And then you have one that's just Pauly D, Mr. Clean, and Pitbull. Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Amanda
I want to do that one. I want to do that one.
Courtney
I see the video.
Amanda
Those are my people.
Shane
Those are my people.
Amanda
Hello, Jersey Shore. Everyone from the east coast is obsessed.
Shane
With Pitbull and Mr. Clean.
Amanda
If you don't know every single Pitbull song and you're from the east Coast, I don't know what's wrong with.
Shane
And Mr. Clean. Clean's from Boston, and Mr. Clean is.
Amanda
Hot and cleans, and he's always with the wife.
Shane
All right, all right, all right. You make your decisions.
Amanda
Oh, it's hard.
Shane
I thought you were, like, this is for me.
Courtney
They're all, like, Miami men. I would kill.
Amanda
No, Pauly D. I'm pretty sure is from, like, Hoboken or something. Jersey or very Jersey, but they're not from the Jersey shore. That's. That's the Reb. You're gone. Really sorry, bro. I. I just, like. I'm not vibing with Pauly D. From Providence, Rhode Island. Okay. Providence, Rhode island, right there.
Shane
He's a huge liar.
Courtney
He's so. He was so fun. He. Him and Vinnie were, like, the light of my life when watching Jersey Shore.
Amanda
I think I would marry Pippel because I think I would have a blast.
Shane
He seems like he's.
Amanda
He's so positive to the point that it makes me laugh my ass off. He's such a little sweetie. You never have to worry about, like, hair care or anything, because he's constantly bald.
Courtney
Constantly bald.
Amanda
Yeah. I would marry him, and I would definitely want to see what would happen with Mr. Clean in an F sense. So.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney
That's crazy.
Amanda
Yep.
Courtney
I think I would. I'm so sorry. I have to say goodbye to Pitbull.
Amanda
That's okay. You're not from the east Coast.
Courtney
I Don't get it. I don't get it. That's okay. And I'll probably bang Pauly D. Cause it's like, whoa. A reality star. That's crazy.
Amanda
I mean, you said they were the light of your life.
Courtney
Yeah. And then I marry Mr. Clean because I. I crave. I crave. I think, you know, that's like, part of. I'm like. I think every person sees Mr. Clean in the commercial, and they're like, yeah, that's. That's part of what I want in a husband.
Shane
Yeah, that's part of what I want.
Amanda
Yeah. Someone who just, like, slides in, does a dance, and then mocks.
Courtney
But it's all about at the end of the commercial when he does this.
Amanda
Yeah.
Courtney
And he folds his arm and I'm like, I feel so safe with you.
Amanda
Yeah, exactly.
Shane
Exactly.
Courtney
And you smell amazing.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
I think I'm probably the same as you, Mary Pitbull, because, like, dude, you're having a blast forever. Mr. Worldwide thing.
Amanda
Wait.
Courtney
Yeah, Mr. Worldwide.
Shane
He's Mr. Worldwide, but also Mr. 305.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
Mr. 305 and all versions of him.
Amanda
So good.
Shane
Mary. I'd probably kill Pauly D. And then, you know, Mr. Clean. You just got to see what that's about.
Amanda
Exactly.
Shane
You just got to see what that's about.
Courtney
I think I may have, like, at some. A few points in my life, like, just like, Googled if there was, like, a Rule 34, Mr. Clean.
Shane
There has to be.
Amanda
There has to be maybe one.
Shane
Who wrote Kia Soul, Nissan Cube, and Honda Element?
Courtney
I see the vision.
Shane
Okay.
Courtney
I'm trying to remember what a Honda Element is.
Amanda
Oh, it looks like a square.
Shane
Yeah. The box. You picked three very not sexy cars.
Amanda
Kia Soul, Honda Element, and what's the other one?
Shane
Nissan Cube. I'm going to kill the Cube.
Courtney
I want to kill the Cube right now with my face.
Shane
I want to kill the Cube. Even if this wasn't posed to me and no problem. Someone listening has a Cube. Look, I'm not a car person.
Amanda
A car is.
Shane
A car is to get you places.
Amanda
I like cubes. I want to kill that element.
Shane
But I'm going to kill you.
Courtney
I think I want to kill the element, too.
Amanda
Yeah. So we're both going to kill the element. You're going to kill the Cube.
Shane
I'm going to kill the Cube.
Amanda
And then you're going to marry.
Shane
I'm going to marry the soul, though.
Amanda
Yeah. I'm going to marry a soul.
Courtney
I got to marry the soul everyone wants.
Shane
That's what I. That's All I marry.
Courtney
The marketing for that car originally was like. I was like, yeah, yeah. Wait, is that what the hamsters with the hamsters.
Shane
That shit rocked.
Courtney
So where are those guys? Bring them back.
Shane
This is going to age me extremely. But that. That commercial rocked. But do you remember the commercial way back in the day? I forget what car it was where there's a girl dancing in the passenger seat, and she's doing the dumbest dance you've ever seen in your life.
Amanda
She's like, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Shane
And it's like the most 2002 shit you've ever seen in your life.
Amanda
I cannot believe you're bringing this up.
Shane
It's ridiculous.
Amanda
And it's like. And she has almost like a side fedora, but she's got a side fedora side thing.
Courtney
Oh.
Shane
It's literally. No, it's 2002. It's like, wait, full on that era.
Amanda
What is it?
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
Just show a photo of it. And she's just like. She's like.
Amanda
I remember this so well.
Shane
And she's like an attractive woman, but, man, the dance makes it not good.
Amanda
It's bad.
Shane
That's. That was probably my first experience because I was like, 12, right?
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
So 12 years. Your standards are. Oh, lady on the TV.
Amanda
Exactly.
Shane
But I remember that's the first time. I think that's the first time I got the ick.
Amanda
Yeah, I think so.
Shane
I think that was the first time in my life where I was like, no, that's not doing it for me.
Courtney
This is horrible.
Shane
What?
Amanda
A friend isn't really into it either.
Shane
I think the friend is even like, what are you doing?
Courtney
Yeah, what if that wasn't planned at all?
Shane
They're filming the commercial. She just starts doing that. They're like, okay, Editing is so.
Amanda
Back in the day, music videos, remember those? Editing, where it's almost like street lights go by really fast and you're like, commercial.
Shane
That commercial thought it was the coolest commercial.
Courtney
And she's. She's wearing a newsy cap, but it's pink.
Amanda
Yeah. Well, it was unbelievable talking about it still.
Shane
Oh, man, if Gen Z comes across that commercial, they're going to rip it to shreds. Yeah, they are, because it's bad.
Courtney
But the hamsters.
Shane
The hamsters rocked.
Courtney
Got to hear me out.
Shane
No, the hamsters killed it.
Amanda
So we're gonna F the Cube and you're gonna F the element. Sorry.
Shane
That's fine. Yeah, but we're all marrying the soul.
Courtney
I'm gonna bang the Cube because I always thought the Cube was Intriguing. With the window that kind of wraps around. I'm like, whoa.
Shane
I'm pondering the cube.
Amanda
Pondering.
Courtney
Put your hand in my cube.
Shane
Let's do the Bene Gesserit.
Courtney
Get in the cube.
Amanda
Wait, should we do one more with, like, our tops? Like, top of our list?
Shane
Like, you're saying all our hear me outs.
Amanda
Yes.
Shane
Okay. We all pitch a hear me out, and then we play FMK with that.
Courtney
Okay.
Shane
Okay, fine.
Amanda
You guys pick it.
Shane
Pick a hear me out.
Courtney
Poppy's Playtime. Bad guy, blue guy.
Shane
Oh, okay.
Courtney
Sorry.
Amanda
That one was like, poppies, Playtime.
Courtney
Poppies, Playtime. Sorry, I know I said it weird, too. Add guy, Blue guy.
Amanda
Blue guy.
Courtney
You're not going to like this.
Shane
That's crazy. That's fully crazy.
Amanda
No.
Courtney
What are you looking at? Oh, come on.
Amanda
Okay, so that's. That's Courtney's. I'm fine.
Shane
I'll throw out a wicked witch. Then I'll.
Amanda
Then I will throw out Javier Bardem in no country.
Shane
So we have.
Courtney
Okay.
Shane
Okay. This is awful.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
I somehow think I am. Okay, so I'll marry the Wicked Witch. Going to be weird.
Amanda
It's clear that that's what you.
Shane
I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill Anton Sugar, and then I'm going to. Screw Poppy's playtime thing.
Amanda
You want that on your body?
Shane
Give it a shot.
Courtney
So tall.
Shane
I'm going to give it a shot because I. Anton Chigurh scares me more than him.
Amanda
Good for you. I'm going to kill Poppy Playtime because. No, thank you. I will marry Anton Sugar, Javier Bardem, and no country for Old Men. And I guess I'm effing the Wicked Witch.
Courtney
Oh, that sounds amazing.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
All right. That's mine.
Courtney
Amazing. I'll bang Poppy's Playtime. And then Mary the Wicked Witch. Cause she's extremely powerful. Extremely. Has a castle and fly on a broom. Yes, please. And then I will kill side part bowl cut man.
Shane
Yeah.
Amanda
Yeah. But if you kill him, he'll find a way to come back and kill you. Like, everybody knows that.
Courtney
I don't think I've seen that movie. And so if you're gonna watch it.
Amanda
And be like, why am I watching this?
Shane
It's. It's a great movie. It's just intense.
Courtney
I just. I picture myself in, like, a Jiffy Lube blobby, waiting for my car oil to get changed, and if that man walks in and I'm the only person in there, I'm done. Yeah, I'm done.
Amanda
If that man walks in, I'M like, where are you staying tonight? Anyways.
Shane
Anyways. Well, this has been. Hear me out. What?
Courtney
No, I want to be done.
Shane
No, what do you want to talk about?
Amanda
It's over.
Shane
Courtney, thanks for being here. Yeah.
Courtney
I want the episode to end just because I just want to keep talking to you guys.
Amanda
Well, you still can.
Shane
You can.
Amanda
We'll just have to turn the cameras off.
Shane
Yeah.
Courtney
All right.
Shane
Okay.
Amanda
Okay.
Shane
Well, happy Valentine's Day.
Amanda
Oh, my God. Happy Valentine's Day.
Courtney
Happy Valentine's Day, guys.
Shane
And happy birthday.
Amanda
I'm turning 21. That's awesome.
Shane
So crazy.
Amanda
No, it's. It is crazy. I'm like, whoa. I've lived so much.
Shane
No. Time really flies.
Amanda
Yeah.
Shane
All right, well, let us know down below, because we're gonna make those bingo cards. Let us know down below things that we do that you notice.
Amanda
And you won't know. You guys will know when who's winning on the community board, but we will not be seeing that. We will not be looking at that. So whenever we call bingo, we'll just be shock.
Shane
I know. Yeah.
Amanda
All right.
Shane
All right. See you later. Bye.
Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Episode #80 - Our Wildest "Hear Me Out"s
Release Date: February 10, 2025
Hosts: Shayne Topp (Shayne), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda), with special guest Courtney Miller
In Episode #80 of Smosh Mouth, titled "Our Wildest 'Hear Me Out's", hosts Shayne and Amanda are joined by their special guest, Courtney Miller. The trio dives into a lively discussion, blending personal anecdotes with pop culture references, all while exploring their most unconventional attractions and opinions.
Timestamp 00:46 - 02:00
The episode kicks off with Shayne recapping the recent Super Bowl, expressing surprise over the halftime performance and guest appearances. The conversation soon shifts to Amanda's upcoming birthday, revealing that she shares her birthday with her sister on Valentine's Day—a unique twist that the hosts find amusing and intriguing.
Notable Quotes:
Timestamp 02:00 - 07:15
The hosts delve into the concept of love languages, discussing their preferences and how they express love. Shayne and Amanda emphasize the importance of quality time and acts of service, while Courtney reflects on her evolving understanding of her own love language, balancing physical affection with gift-giving.
Notable Quotes:
Timestamp 08:00 - 43:58
The heart of the episode revolves around the popular TikTok trend "Hear Me Out," where participants present unconventional ideas or attractions and ask listeners to consider them genuinely. Shayne, Amanda, and Courtney share their own "Hear Me Out" entries, ranging from animated characters to specific traits they find unexpectedly appealing.
Key highlights include:
Notable Quotes:
Timestamp 44:00 - 57:05
Transitioning from their "Hear Me Out" discussions, the hosts introduce a playful game of Fuck, Marry, Kill (FMK), applying it to various characters and icons they've mentioned. This segment showcases their humor and camaraderie as they debate the merits and drawbacks of each choice.
Notable Quotes:
Timestamp 57:05 - End
As the episode wraps up, Shayne and Amanda unveil a new interactive segment for their listeners: a personalized bingo game. Each host will create bingo cards with recurring themes or actions from their episodes, encouraging fans to participate by spotting and marking these elements. The first to complete their card will win a surprise, fostering greater audience engagement.
Notable Quotes:
The episode concludes with heartfelt wishes for Valentine's Day and Amanda's upcoming 21st birthday. Courtney expresses her enjoyment of the discussion, while Shayne and Amanda encourage listeners to engage with the new bingo game and continue supporting the podcast.
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Conclusion
Episode #80 of Smosh Mouth delivers an engaging mix of personal stories, pop culture critiques, and interactive fun. By exploring their "Hear Me Out" entries and introducing a new bingo game, Shayne, Amanda, and Courtney foster a deeper connection with their audience, making it a memorable installment for both long-time listeners and new fans.