#81 - Guessing Each Others' Top 5s w/ MacDoesIt

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Episode #81 - "Guessing Each Others' Top 5s w/ MacDoesIt"

Release Date: February 17, 2025
Hosts: Shane Topp (Shayne), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda)
Guest: MacDoesIt (Mac)

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1. Introduction and Guest Welcome

The episode kicks off with Shane and Amanda warmly welcoming their long-time friend and guest, MacDoesIt (Mac), marking his first in-studio appearance on Smosh Mouth. The trio reminisces about Mac's previous guest appearances and his extensive involvement across all Smosh channels.

Mac (00:32): "Now I can retire, you know."

2. Game Setup: Guessing Each Other's Top 5s

The main segment introduces a playful game where each participant has compiled lists of their top five favorites across various categories. The challenge lies in guessing each other's selections without prior knowledge.

Amanda (02:30): "It's like speed dating, but totally different."

3. Category Highlights

a. Colors

The first category, "Colors," sets a humorous tone as Shane and Mac attempt to decode Amanda's sophisticated color choices, which include unique names like "Purple Mountain Majesty."

Amanda (14:19): "My number one is Purple Mountain Majesty."

Despite their best efforts, the hosts find it challenging to match Amanda's intricate color preferences, leading to light-hearted banter and playful frustration.

Shane (08:39): "I don't know what color Chartreuse is."

b. Clothing Pieces

Moving to "Clothing Pieces," the trio discusses favorites like cashmere sweaters and beanies. Mac successfully guesses a cashmere sweater, earning praise for his accurate selection.

Mac (23:09): "Cashmere sweater."

The conversation delves into personal preferences, with Amanda expressing her love for flowy garments and Shane highlighting his penchant for practical attire like jeans and white tees.

Amanda (27:32): "I love jumpsuits because they're easy and they're fun."

c. Jobs We Do

In the "Jobs We Do" category, Amanda reveals unconventional dream jobs such as scuba dive instructor and horse wrangler. The guessing game becomes more intricate as the hosts try to align their perceptions with Amanda's unique aspirations.

Amanda (34:46): "I would be a scuba dive instructor."

Shane and Mac attempt various professions, with Mac accurately guessing "Author" for Shane.

Shane (41:04): "I want to write a book someday."

d. Nickelodeon Shows

The nostalgia-driven category "Nickelodeon Shows" sparks a lively discussion about classic shows like Avatar: The Last Airbender, Rugrats, and Rocko's Modern Life. Amanda and Mac navigate through shared favorites, recalling memorable moments from each series.

Mac (46:58): "Fairly Odd Parents."

4. Competitive Spirit and Scoring

As the game progresses, competition heats up with Amanda emerging as the frontrunner, amassing the highest points by accurately guessing the most items on Mac's lists. Mac and Shane showcase their knowledge, but Amanda's insightful guesses secure her the victory.

Amanda (73:18): "I win a hot dog."

5. Notable Quotes and Humorous Interactions

Throughout the episode, the hosts and guest share numerous memorable moments characterized by humor and camaraderie:

• Shane (14:11): "My main goal. Now I can retire, you know."
• Amanda (24:08): "I have zero points, don't I?"
• Mac (38:09): "A Pirates of the Caribbean animatronic."

6. Conclusion and Future Plans

The episode wraps up with heartfelt appreciation for Mac's participation and a mutual agreement to welcome him back for future episodes. The trio reflects on the fun and challenges of the guessing game, emphasizing their strong friendship and shared love for engaging content.

Shane (73:31): "Go check out MacDoesIt all over the place and we'll have you back sometime."

7. Closing Remarks

With Amanda's victory sealed by a virtual "hot dog," the hosts bid farewell, leaving listeners entertained and eagerly anticipating the next episode.

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Notable Quotes:

• Amanda (14:19): "My number one is Purple Mountain Majesty."
• Shane (27:32): "I love jumpsuits because they're easy and they're fun."
• Mac (23:09): "Cashmere sweater."
• Amanda (34:46): "I would be a scuba dive instructor."
• Shane (41:04): "I want to write a book someday."
• Amanda (73:18): "I win a hot dog."

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Final Thoughts:

Episode #81 of Smosh Mouth delivers a delightful blend of nostalgia, humor, and friendly competition. The interaction between Shane, Amanda, and Mac offers listeners an engaging glimpse into their personalities and interests, making it a must-listen for fans who enjoy lighthearted guessing games and genuine camaraderie.

Transcript

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[Shane]

Hello. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

And I'm Amanda. We have a very, very special guest. A long time coming. Mac does it with us.

[Mac]

Oh, my God. I love how you guys always introduce me as a very, very special guest. Honey, like, everyone's already used to me.

[Amanda]

Yeah, but we're not used to you here. This is. Well, it's not your first time on Smoshmouth. Actually, it's your first time in studio on Smoshmouth, but you were a guest on our live show.

[Mac]

Yes, at.

[Amanda]

That we did@dynasty December 14, and that was unbelievable. And I can't believe we had you on the live show before we had you in the studio.

[Mac]

It was great. I felt well treated. You know, got a live audience, a clapping, you know, the applause. It was great.

[Amanda]

That was such a good audience.

[Shane]

So with this today, you've now been on every single Smosh channel.

[Mac]

Yes. Yes, I have. I got. I got my Smoshy, my egot, my Smosh, my Smosh got. Or whatever.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Literally everything.

[Shane]

Pretty awesome.

[Mac]

My main goal. Now I can retire, you know.

[Shane]

Yeah. Now you're done.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you're done. You're done.

[Shane]

What's your. What's the best channel?

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

Oh. What's. What's been your favorite one?

[Mac]

Should I list my top 5 favorite sports cast members?

[Amanda]

We need this again as a clip of ways to slip into the title. Okay, go ahead.

[Shane]

Yeah, go for it. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Give your top five.

[Shane]

No, you said it.

[Amanda]

Should we guess?

[Shane]

I don't. I'm scared.

[Amanda]

I'm not.

[Shane]

Go for it. Is it cast members or channels?

[Amanda]

No channels.

[Mac]

I don't have a top five. Guys, you're all my favorite. Okay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

I don't be kicked out. Okay.

[Amanda]

Come on. I was gonna say tntl, but then I was like, bit city. You got to be a shrimp. But also, maybe you didn't like that. I don't know.

[Mac]

Oh, I love being a shrimp.

[Amanda]

Okay, so maybe I love dressing up.

[Mac]

That's a thing on my channel. I dress up all the time.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Mac]

Crazy outfits.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you were a shrimp. And it was excellent.

[Shane]

So, yeah, today we're gonna be guessing each other's top fives. We've all written down a bunch of lists of top fives. We've got a bunch of different categories. 11 different ones. We'll see if we get through all of them. But instead of just listing our top five favorite things of different categories, figured it'd be fun to try to figure out if we can guess one another's.

[Amanda]

And I will say the second round, I will give hints. Cause I know that you don't know all about me, but I'll give hints. And also you have to give hints. Cause same.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah. So we're thinking for each one, we'll go person by person, and the other two will get three tries to guess three of the things on the.

[Mac]

It's like a beautiful way to get to know me. It's like, get to know me.

[Amanda]

It's speed dating, but totally different. Right. Cause there's two of us, two on one.

[Mac]

Is that modern day speed dating?

[Shane]

That'd be a crazy way of speed dating. Competitive speed dating where two people sit down. It's like, all right, which one of you is going to make it?

[Amanda]

Wait, that is. That's essential. I feel like that's essentially online dating.

[Shane]

Can you imagine?

[Amanda]

Essentially online dating, but with a lot of people, but two people at the same time in person.

[Shane]

Oh, my God. This is diabolical. But if there was a dating app that was bracket style.

[Mac]

You are pitch it. Pitch it. No, cut that part out. We got to.

[Shane]

There's some sick fuck listening to this. It's like, yes, we're going to make a ton of money off of this.

[Amanda]

You are sick. You are too involved in football right now.

[Shane]

No, I would never do that. What I'm saying, what if that existed? That would be awful. Right?

[Amanda]

Sure. I know you want to do it even though you're married. It's fine. I won't tell her.

[Mac]

We'll keep it between us.

[Shane]

That's no different than those. Wait, did you. Did you watch those Ashley Madison documentaries?

[Amanda]

Of course I did.

[Shane]

It was, like, a married guy who was behind it all, like, making all this stuff.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And the wife's like, yeah. She's, like, very happy.

[Shane]

He's great.

[Amanda]

I love him. And he's like, dude, you're clearly fucking cheating. And remember the guy, the guy, the older gay guy who's just like, yeah, what we're doing is up. What we're doing is just wrong. He's like my partner. I would never do this to my partner. This is up.

[Shane]

But you knew from the beginning that their marriage was fine. Oh, like, you just got the vibe. You're like.

[Amanda]

You're like, they're good. He's just. He's just a business doing his job, making money. Yeah. Family vloggers. Are you a family vlogger?

[Shane]

So, Mack, you love family vlogging, right? Yeah.

[Mac]

Number one thing.

[Shane]

How hard was it to come up with your top fives for all these categories?

[Mac]

I did it at 1:00 in the morning.

[Shane]

Good.

[Amanda]

Best time?

[Mac]

Yeah, Good. Some of them are pretty goofy. Okay.

[Amanda]

Same, same. I would say it wasn't hard. I would say the hardest one for me was colors. I literally was like, there's so many.

[Shane]

It is hard.

[Amanda]

And I was like, you're gonna make fun of me. Cause none of them are like, Are they very.

[Shane]

Are they specific?

[Mac]

I was like, mauve.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I love mauve, but it's not on there.

[Shane]

It's not on there.

[Mac]

It's not on there. All right.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I would say I'm glad the category isn't, like, movies or actors, because that would be very challenging for me.

[Shane]

I'd also have an advantage because I've seen a lot of people's top fives.

[Amanda]

Yes, Right.

[Shane]

Because we have our show on smosh games, where I guess people.

[Amanda]

Shane guesses. Yeah.

[Shane]

We do it in reverse, though, where I see someone's top three and then I guess who it is.

[Amanda]

Remember when you saw my baby picture, you thought it was Damien.

[Shane]

Okay. That was actually shockingly, what I was worst at was baby pictures. But when you get up, when you get shown a baby picture and no context, you don't know a hint of who it is. I don't know. I struggled.

[Amanda]

I did look like a dude who's had too many years, which is not Damien. But, like, I literally the picture Is.

[Shane]

He was a baby.

[Amanda]

I have, like, a big, cozy sweatshirt. I look like I've been up in the mountains skiing with a big beer. Like, that's what I looked like.

[Mac]

Now I want to see this photo. What are you talking about?

[Shane]

It's a pretty good baby photo.

[Amanda]

I'll pop it up.

[Shane]

Yeah, that was my worst one. I struggled with that, shockingly.

[Amanda]

Yeah, but this might be better.

[Shane]

This might do better than and who cares?

[Amanda]

Well, no, we care, because there's a point system, right? There's a point system, and someone wins a hot dog. No, I'm just kidding.

[Shane]

Okay, the winner gets a hot dog. We've just.

[Amanda]

You like hot dogs, Meg?

[Mac]

I love hot dogs. That was my best. What's her. What's her name? What's her name? What's her name?

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Shane]

Oh, Give me a hot dog.

[Mac]

Yeah, I want a hot dog.

[Shane]

Jennifer.

[Amanda]

Cool.

[Shane]

Jennifer Courtney does an insane Jennifer Coolidge.

[Amanda]

She really does.

[Shane]

Terrifying.

[Amanda]

I think she just did it on tnt.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Anyways, should we get into these?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Anyways.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I have my phone with my list.

[Shane]

Yeah, I have my phone with my list.

[Amanda]

How long have you actually been a guest on Smosh?

[Shane]

It's been years.

[Amanda]

Years.

[Mac]

Years. I mean, you guys were, like, a whole different studio when I first came.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

We were at Mythical, I think, when you.

[Amanda]

That was when I started.

[Mac]

I think, like, 2019, I think, was the first video I did with the guest. Wow. I believe.

[Amanda]

I think that's when I got hired.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Mac]

I think it was, like, around the same time. Yeah.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Did we cross paths? I don't know.

[Mac]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm not sure if we did. They made sure we didn't cross.

[Shane]

Do I know who you are? Have I met you? Do we want to start simple? Like, we have animals, we have foods, we have clothing pieces, beverages, vacation spots.

[Amanda]

Ooh.

[Shane]

All right, we're gonna start with colors.

[Amanda]

Okay. I gave you guys a huge hint, but yeah. Okay, you guys want to start?

[Shane]

First round of guests want to guess Amanda's first?

[Mac]

Okay, look at me. Chartreuse.

[Shane]

Ooh, Good guess.

[Amanda]

It's actually. It's. Okay. It's not on there, but I did make up a character named Chartreuse back in the day. She was a rapper.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Like, years ago, when I was, like, doing my own videos, I made up a rapper named Chartreuse.

[Mac]

Rapper named Chartreuse.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And my family's like, where did Chartreuse ever go? And I was like, she needed to be Retired.

[Shane]

Is Chartreuse ever.

[Amanda]

She's a little catch me outside kind of rapper. You know what I'm saying?

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Her name was Chartreuse. Her name was Chartreuse is what she talk like her name with Chartreuse. Okay.

[Mac]

Anyways, so thank you for sharing.

[Shane]

I don't know what color Chartreuse is. Is like green.

[Amanda]

It's green. There is whatever that herbal liqueur is.

[Shane]

Yeah, well, there's green and yellow chartreuse. That's why I was confused.

[Amanda]

It's green chartreuse.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Pretty cool. Okay, so no, but love that.

[Shane]

I'm going to go with lavender.

[Mac]

Ooh.

[Amanda]

Very close. Like, very close to my top one. I think it's pretty. It just has a different name.

[Shane]

That's fine. That's fine.

[Mac]

Hey, so it's like a purple in there. Okay. I don't know that many color names.

[Shane]

I'm not good with color names.

[Mac]

Me neither. Do we keep on guessing?

[Shane]

Yeah, I think we both get three guesses.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Ooh.

[Mac]

You said like, oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, no, no. We're gonna blow up. Sorry, Max. That's the end.

[Shane]

Sorry.

[Mac]

And we're done.

[Shane]

My watch lets me know when it's 10am I don't know why I did it by accident. And I don't know how to turn it off.

[Amanda]

Is that protein shake time? You're just like this. You literally stop everything you do and you go, my protein shake.

[Mac]

He doesn't have his protein shake. It doesn't have a shake.

[Amanda]

He has to. He has to drink protein shake. He'll get really sick and really mean.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Amanda]

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[Amanda]

Let's go.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Okay. Oh, God. Burgundy.

[Shane]

Ooh.

[Amanda]

Ooh. No.

[Mac]

All right.

[Amanda]

But. But you're, like, in the same vein, like, with the greens and the burgundy. You're in the same.

[Shane]

I. I. Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna switch it up. I'm gonna go with, like, a burnt umber.

[Amanda]

Okay. I might give that to you because it's burnt orange clay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I added those three words together.

[Shane]

Give me a break. What number is that?

[Amanda]

That's. That's number four.

[Shane]

All right, that's two points.

[Amanda]

That's two points.

[Shane]

So five is. If you guessed their five, that's one point. Four is two points.

[Amanda]

You are literally so. And, yeah, well done. You are literally so close. You're just not saying the right Names.

[Shane]

For me specifically, which is so messed up.

[Amanda]

I knew it. I was like, they're gonna kill me.

[Mac]

I don't know. Alternative color names.

[Amanda]

It's okay if you kind of are, like, in the same vein. It's fine.

[Shane]

Literally, if you get close enough, you can give them.

[Amanda]

You get close enough.

[Mac]

Okay, so I'm trying to stay in a purple area. God.

[Amanda]

I'll give you a hint. The. The sea.

[Shane]

Ooh, ocean.

[Mac]

Okay, the sea. The ocean. So like an aqua.

[Amanda]

I'll give that to you. Teal.

[Mac]

Oh, basically.

[Shane]

Basically.

[Amanda]

Basically the same. Teal is three.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And I will just go over. My number one is Purple Mountain Majesty, which is this.

[Shane]

Do I get one more guess?

[Amanda]

Yes, you can.

[Shane]

I was never gonna guess. Purple Mountain.

[Mac]

This is my number one.

[Amanda]

No, it's fine.

[Mac]

What?

[Amanda]

I'm a child of the 70s, man.

[Shane]

I do feel like.

[Mac]

Okay, sounds like something from Dragon Tales.

[Shane]

So I'm gonna. There's only your number five left.

[Amanda]

And number two.

[Shane]

Oh, okay. I'm gonna guess. Ooh, just yellow.

[Amanda]

Very close. Mango.

[Shane]

Give me a break, Amanda. What. What color is mango?

[Mac]

Mango's gonna be different than yellow.

[Amanda]

Mango is different than yellow. Yellow is like that freaking cord. Yuck.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Mango is.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Awesome.

[Shane]

Mac, it's your turn.

[Amanda]

Wait, so that's number two.

[Shane]

What. What's. What's.

[Amanda]

Do you want the last one so.

[Shane]

We can just move on? Yeah, we've moved on.

[Amanda]

Amazing thing. Sage green is my last one.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

It's different than.

[Shane]

I respect that it's different.

[Amanda]

Sage green is, like a very pale. Hey.

[Shane]

I know this is the thing. When we. When we put colors as one of the categories, I knew yours were going to be insane.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I feel sorry for.

[Shane]

Because you love flowers. You're. You're into, like, flowers, so you're gonna get specific about it. All right.

[Amanda]

So that's it.

[Shane]

I promise. Mine is not that way.

[Mac]

You love a Home Depot swatch.

[Amanda]

I love. So weird. Weird fact. My grandfather used to work for, like, this company called Bayer 2000, which is a color company, and I was obsessed. And he would have colors. Yeah. He invented purple metal.

[Shane]

He's like, something to go between blue and red.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly.

[Shane]

We should figure something out there.

[Amanda]

But he had, like, color swatches everywhere, and I was addicted to it.

[Shane]

That's cool.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

So much so that I was like, spencer, have we played hues and Q's? And he was like, yeah, we have. You just haven't been there. And I was like, oh, okay. Well, I'd crushed that game. Okay. That's my colors.

[Shane]

Okay, we'll now try to guess.

[Mac]

Max, my turn. Okay, I promise I'm not that confident.

[Shane]

Amanda, you go first.

[Amanda]

Pink.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Ha, ha, ha.

[Amanda]

I thought your sweater was a hit. Motherfucker.

[Shane]

He hates that sweater.

[Amanda]

I'm already so mad at me.

[Mac]

I hate pink. How dare you?

[Shane]

No, I'm gonna go with blue.

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Oh, you suck.

[Shane]

All right, so we're both. We have two guesses left. Go ahead.

[Mac]

Pink and blue are the first two guesses. What does that say about me? What do you guys think of me?

[Shane]

I just.

[Amanda]

Boy? Girl?

[Shane]

No, I just feel like blue is a very good general guess.

[Amanda]

Pink and blue. A deep red.

[Mac]

Ooh, Close. Close. Ish.

[Amanda]

Crimson. Red.

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Oh, fuck. Burgundy.

[Mac]

Yes.

[Amanda]

I should have said that because you guessed that for me. What number is that?

[Mac]

That's number five. I'll give it to four guesses.

[Amanda]

How many points do I get? Yeah, I did, like, four. Well, Shane wasn't saying anything, so I just went for it.

[Shane]

Okay, I'm gonna say orange.

[Mac]

Yes. Number one.

[Shane]

Yes. Whoa.

[Mac]

My favorite color is orange. I like a deep orange. You know, like, burnt like a yam.

[Shane]

Nice.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's gorgeous. Like a burnt. Like a clay.

[Shane]

All right, good luck. You have one more guess.

[Amanda]

Whatever.

[Shane]

For googling colors.

[Mac]

What are colors?

[Amanda]

So you said, okay, like. Like a deep orange. So that's, like, kind of like brown. So I'm not going to say brown. Or should I?

[Mac]

I feel like my favorite color was brown. I'd be, like, depressed.

[Amanda]

I almost wrote brown because I love brown, but then I was like, never mind. No, I'm not depressed. What? Dark green? Like forest green?

[Shane]

Ooh.

[Mac]

I'll give it to you. I just wrote green. Oh, yeah. I like a deeper green.

[Amanda]

I like those deeper colors.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Burgundy, deep green, and then burnt.

[Mac]

Yeah. I love fall if you can't tell.

[Amanda]

Yes. Okay.

[Mac]

Fall.

[Amanda]

Fall colors.

[Mac]

That is number three.

[Amanda]

Ooh.

[Shane]

Okay, so we only have one or two left. What numbers are left? Two and four. Okay, I'm gonna go with. You mentioned fall. I'm gonna say, like, a dark yellow.

[Mac]

No, no. Yellow is gross.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

I kind of agree. Mango is so much better.

[Shane]

I so mad. All right, is that all our guesses?

[Amanda]

That's all of our guesses.

[Shane]

All right. What is 2 and 4?

[Mac]

2 is purple and 4 is silver.

[Shane]

I almost.

[Amanda]

I almost.

[Shane]

Silver.

[Amanda]

I almost said silver, literally.

[Shane]

No, you didn't.

[Amanda]

I was like, can we almost say silver?

[Mac]

I wear a lot of silver. If you can't tell.

[Amanda]

No, that's crazy.

[Mac]

I see it.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Shane]

All right. Dang it down to me. I promise you, it's simple.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Okay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Mm.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

All right.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Mac]

Shall I go first?

[Shane]

Go ahead.

[Mac]

White.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Nice. Because he is white.

[Mac]

I saw the skin. I was just calling it out.

[Shane]

I was sitting there, I'm like, what are my favorite colors? I look in the mirror and I go, that one. White. Oh, I wasn't guessing. I was just observing.

[Amanda]

So grateful that. That. Yeah. Shit. I don't want to say gray, even though you wear a lot of gray. I'm going to say silver, not silver.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

You suck.

[Shane]

Okay, I like silver, but no, it's not top five.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

Hmm. Hmm. Look at me.

[Amanda]

Look at me.

[Mac]

Purple.

[Shane]

No, purple.

[Amanda]

Green.

[Shane]

Green is number two. Yeah, I was gonna say I love green.

[Amanda]

He loves green.

[Shane]

I love green. I love grass. I love leaves. I love, like, nature.

[Amanda]

He loves nature colors.

[Mac]

I have, like, zero points, don't I?

[Amanda]

A three.

[Mac]

Oh, give me a three.

[Amanda]

Look at you.

[Shane]

Okay, girl. This is probably the hardest category, I would say, too.

[Amanda]

Yeah, this is hard.

[Mac]

Blue.

[Shane]

Blue is number three.

[Amanda]

Nice.

[Shane]

All right, Amanda. Do you have one more guess for Amanda? Okay, number two and number three are good.

[Amanda]

You already said blue, right?

[Shane]

I have my number one, my number four, and my number five.

[Amanda]

I feel like you're not a red, orange, yellow type of person. I feel like you are.

[Mac]

Mm. She just read you.

[Amanda]

Just read you.

[Mac]

Honey, you hear what she said?

[Amanda]

I just.

[Mac]

You're not a red type of person.

[Shane]

You're not a red type.

[Amanda]

I just read you. Did he already say green? Yes, I already said green. I was gonna say olive green, but you don't fuck with that. You don't fuck with cool words.

[Shane]

Damn.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

Are you okay?

[Shane]

No. Black.

[Amanda]

No, we're not okay.

[Shane]

No. All right, you guys want to hear what my number one was?

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Orange.

[Mac]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, I guess I really don't. You never wear orange?

[Shane]

No, I don't wear orange, but I love the color orange, specifically. I was looking it up, and I would have been specific. International orange. It's kind of that deep, deep orange. I really think international orange, but I like it more on, like, buildings or, like, not. Not on me.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

I like observing. Number four was brown and number five was pink. God.

[Amanda]

If you have brown, you're depressed.

[Shane]

You're depressed. Did you say pink? Pink is number five. I love pink.

[Amanda]

Whoa. Those are surprises to me.

[Shane]

Really?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

I like all colors. It's. For me, I'm more of a. It's like, the type of color. It's like. I like an earth Tone.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

I like a pastel.

[Mac]

I am wearing pink, and my favorite color is orange, so I think I'm winning the speed date.

[Shane]

Okay, fine.

[Amanda]

I'm wearing brown. Hey, I'm wearing brown.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Okay. I'm gonna wear pink every day from now on. Like, hey, Shane.

[Shane]

Okay, do we want to move on to.

[Amanda]

I love this?

[Shane]

Let's see. We could do candy or animals or clothing pieces.

[Mac]

Clothing.

[Shane]

This is another really hard one.

[Amanda]

This is hard.

[Mac]

This one's interesting. Yeah.

[Amanda]

If you know me. I mean, I feel like this is gonna be really hard for you guys. Maybe not.

[Shane]

Okay. And clothing pieces.

[Amanda]

Let's not go with me first.

[Shane]

It's clothing pieces and accessories. Right. Or, like, let us know what you considered in the category.

[Amanda]

Mine's just clothing pieces.

[Shane]

Do we want to guess Max first?

[Amanda]

Yeah, I think we should guess Max first.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Any hints you want to give us off?

[Mac]

Um, no.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And I love that.

[Mac]

Okay. I kept it very essential.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Mac]

But, like, it's kind of.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Mac]

It's kind of goofy. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Do you want to go first? You want me to go first?

[Amanda]

I don't know why I'm feeling something long.

[Shane]

Okay. Are you gonna guess, or.

[Amanda]

I just want him to tell me. No.

[Shane]

Like a long.

[Amanda]

Butt down.

[Mac]

No, I didn't write that.

[Shane]

Okay, I'm gonna go classic. I'm gonna say T shirt.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Damn.

[Amanda]

Oh, sweater.

[Shane]

Sweater.

[Amanda]

Sweater.

[Mac]

Yes. Ding, ding, ding.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Mac]

I love me a sweater.

[Shane]

What.

[Amanda]

What number is that?

[Mac]

That is number three. I said cashmere sweater.

[Amanda]

Cashmere sweater. And that's exactly what I was going to say.

[Shane]

Okay, okay. We got winter vibes here.

[Amanda]

Winter.

[Shane]

So I'm gonna say beanie.

[Mac]

Yes. That's number five. I went through a huge beanie era.

[Amanda]

Okay, me too. I wore beanies all the time.

[Mac]

I have a giant basket just full of them right now.

[Amanda]

Me too. I actually had to throw a lot away. I was like, goodbye. Remember those beanies that were kind of like berets, but not. Thank you. Thank you for making me feel beanies.

[Mac]

That were kind of like berets, but not.

[Shane]

You get it? Okay, final guess.

[Amanda]

A scarf.

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

Not a scarf. Girly.

[Shane]

No, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna keep it general. I don't know if it gets more specific. Shoes.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Damn.

[Amanda]

That's very general.

[Shane]

We both got one in there.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

What was the rest of your list?

[Mac]

Fuzzy socks is number one. Oh, love me a fuzzy socks.

[Amanda]

She's comfy.

[Mac]

Yes, I'm a comfy girl. I like briefs and then that goofy top hat tap dancers wear?

[Amanda]

Yeah, of course.

[Shane]

Is that a bowler cap?

[Amanda]

It's like. It's like. Yeah, the cane and they're like.

[Shane]

It's rounded though. It's right.

[Mac]

Yeah, Yeah, I love that.

[Shane]

Okay, how many do you own?

[Mac]

Zero.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

But you just respect them.

[Mac]

Yeah, respect it.

[Shane]

That's really cool.

[Amanda]

Respect.

[Shane]

Do you want to go? Do you want me to go?

[Amanda]

You go. Okay, we'll guess you.

[Shane]

All right, go ahead.

[Amanda]

Okay. Button down, long sleeve.

[Shane]

That is. That is number five.

[Amanda]

Hell yeah.

[Shane]

Button up shirt.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

I like it.

[Mac]

All right. I was gonna guess flannel, but I feel like that's so close to.

[Shane]

That's the. That's in the same category.

[Amanda]

Same category.

[Mac]

I'll let you know that. Ooh, a tank top.

[Shane]

No, no, I like a tank top. But it's not.

[Amanda]

Only in private. He only wears tank tops in private.

[Shane]

I wear tank tops sometimes.

[Amanda]

Just kidding.

[Shane]

Sometimes not.

[Amanda]

Tank man, white T shirt.

[Shane]

That is number two. Yep, that's number two.

[Amanda]

White tea, baby.

[Shane]

Yeah. Hey, I'm wearing it right now.

[Amanda]

Loves it.

[Mac]

A sneaker?

[Shane]

No, but it's. That's like number six. That's. That's right there.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

I do like sneakers.

[Mac]

Off the chart. Off the chart.

[Shane]

But. But close. But not. Not there.

[Amanda]

Jeans.

[Shane]

That is number one. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Jeans, white teens, white tee. We love it.

[Shane]

That's me.

[Amanda]

We love it.

[Mac]

Unfair advantage.

[Shane]

That's definitely unfair for this one.

[Amanda]

It's. I see him every single day of my life.

[Mac]

Jeans and a white tee. We love that. All American boy.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Mac]

Ooh, boxers.

[Shane]

No, I actually don't like boxers. I used to wear them when I was a kid and I got really annoyed with them because every time you pull your pants up, they're just. You gotta like.

[Amanda]

How can you wear like anything form fitting boxers?

[Shane]

No, you can't. It's awful.

[Amanda]

You can't. I feel like I guessed a lot. You should just tell us so I don't get more points.

[Shane]

Oh. Oh, that's it. Okay, so jeans, white T shirts, loafers. I think loafers are really cool.

[Mac]

Loafers. Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay. Okay.

[Shane]

And then urban watches.

[Amanda]

Watch.

[Shane]

And then button up. Shirt.

[Mac]

Watch. Okay. Watch.

[Amanda]

That's really good.

[Shane]

I like watches. I think they're cool.

[Amanda]

I love that.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Amazing. Okay, I will say I didn't. I did not do accessories.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

This is just purely clothing. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Cause if I did, I would have done like jewelry. Cause that's what I wear.

[Shane]

Okay. Do you wanna go first? You want me to go first?

[Mac]

You go first.

[Shane]

Okay. I'm Gonna say. I'm gonna say is dress is like, just dress number one. Dang.

[Amanda]

If I could wear, like, a sundress or, like, a cotton dress every single day, that's what I would wear.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Number one.

[Mac]

Okay. Bell bottoms.

[Shane]

I think that's a good dress.

[Amanda]

Love bell bottoms. They're not on this list, though. Okay. Back. That's okay.

[Shane]

Sweatpants.

[Amanda]

No, I actually don't enjoy wearing sweatpants.

[Shane]

I hate it.

[Amanda]

Makes me feel for me. It makes me feel like. I don't know why I. They're so comfy at home, but, like, I don't like the feeling of it. I'd rather be in something flowy. I'm insane.

[Shane]

No, I'm. I, I. I'm flowy.

[Amanda]

I think.

[Shane]

I think I'm more insane than you. That I like, really, like, thick, tough material.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Shane]

So it makes me feel protected.

[Amanda]

I, like, like, loose. Like, if I would love to. Like if I could live on an island, those are the clothes that I want to wear.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

24 7.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

But I can't. Okay.

[Mac]

A blouse.

[Shane]

Oh, good guess.

[Amanda]

I will give it to you. Mine's like a button down.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Like a. Like, I love, like a flowy shirt. Yes. Like a long button down.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

That's number two.

[Shane]

Nice. Okay, I'll guess scarf.

[Amanda]

No, but I love scarves. I actually have a whole drawer of them.

[Shane]

Well, I guess you don't really love them.

[Amanda]

Oh, shut up. I don't wear them that much. Cause it's not that cold here. East coast. I wear a scarf every day.

[Mac]

A boot.

[Amanda]

I didn't think to do shoes, so I'll give you another guess.

[Mac]

Oh, okay. But I love boots, slippers. Also a beanie.

[Amanda]

Oh, I didn't do like I. I did only body clothing.

[Mac]

Oh, okay. All right, I'll give you another chance.

[Shane]

Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.

[Mac]

Ooh, a sweater.

[Shane]

Ooh.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

No.

[Mac]

I just suck at this.

[Amanda]

No, no, you don't. You're killing me.

[Shane]

I don't know what.

[Amanda]

What you guys probably won't. Okay, number three is jumpsuits. I love jumpsuits because they're easy and they're fun. Number four is long skirts.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Oh, like, I love.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Like Mormon long.

[Amanda]

No, like Esmeralda long.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I mean, like, fair, long and flowy. Okay. And a robe. I love a robe.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I love. Ever since I was a little kid, I had a blue velvet robe, and my sister was like, take that thing off. And I was like, no. I don't know why I thought I was like, this Diva in the house. But I had a blue velvet robe that I wore every day.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Yep. So there you go.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Something, something.

[Shane]

Next category. Jobs we do.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's good.

[Mac]

This is gonna be interesting.

[Amanda]

Okay, can we clear up? Did we all do what?

[Shane]

Yeah, I think. What. What was the. Like, is it dream jobs or is it jobs that you'd think you would do or. I think mine is.

[Amanda]

I guess everyone can just be, like, specific about.

[Shane]

Yeah, like, just clear up what you're.

[Mac]

This is one have in mind. I did write this at 1:00 in the morning, so this is the one where I just go off the rails.

[Shane]

Okay, good.

[Amanda]

Okay. Off the rails.

[Shane]

Okay, let's guess. We'll guess yours first. All right, Amanda, you go first.

[Amanda]

Stripper.

[Shane]

Hell, yes.

[Amanda]

Exotic dancer.

[Mac]

Good one. Good one.

[Amanda]

Exotic dancer.

[Mac]

But no, no.

[Amanda]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Shane]

I think. Are they. Did you have the mindset of, like, outside of the entertainment industry or is it just not YouTuber.

[Mac]

Yeah, you know.

[Shane]

Cause I'll say for my YouTuber.

[Mac]

Yeah, let's say that.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I feel like you would kill this. Maybe you've done this before, but like a red carpet. Like something with a red carpet. Like an interviewer.

[Mac]

Oh, that would have been a good one. No, I didn't write that.

[Shane]

Okay, okay. I'm going totally different, I think completely.

[Mac]

Out of left field.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Shane]

Got it.

[Amanda]

Like run a hotel on a fancy island.

[Shane]

You run the White Lotus.

[Amanda]

Something like that.

[Mac]

No, no, no.

[Shane]

Okay, okay, okay. Out of left field.

[Amanda]

Left field.

[Shane]

Would not expect it. I'm going to go lawyer.

[Mac]

Ooh, no.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Can I do one more?

[Shane]

Sure.

[Amanda]

Run a farm.

[Shane]

Oh, farmer.

[Mac]

No, I already kind of do, but.

[Amanda]

No, you do. Yes.

[Mac]

My boyfriend's family runs olive farm.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Olive farm is hard. Yeah, it's intense. It's like a lot of work.

[Mac]

Yes, I'm learning that. Holy.

[Amanda]

That's so cool.

[Shane]

That's awesome.

[Amanda]

Do you make olive oil on the farm or is it.

[Mac]

Yes, olive oil.

[Shane]

Wow, cool. Oh, I love all.

[Amanda]

That's incredible.

[Shane]

That's top five favorite olive oil. Can we come over and hang out.

[Mac]

And having the harvest at the end of the year, Maybe you guys can be invited. Wait, wait.

[Amanda]

Is there a rule with olive oil that. Do you sell it to, like, wholesalers or is it like family first?

[Mac]

The place where farmers sell things.

[Amanda]

Farmers market.

[Mac]

Farmers market. Thank you.

[Amanda]

Oh, okay. Got it. The place. Place where it's a market where farmers sell.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I don't know.

[Shane]

We. We got there Whole Foods. We figured it out. I have no idea for this last one. Accountant?

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Okay, can I do one more?

[Mac]

Yes.

[Amanda]

Astronaut?

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Right.

[Mac]

You guys want to hear this list?

[Shane]

All right, let's do the list. We didn't get any.

[Mac]

Well, number one, whoever the hell schedules Beyonce's Happy birthday posts on her website to other celebrities. Wait, that's so good. If you ever seen the website, she always posts, like, a baby picture of the celebrity. I want to be the person has to find that baby pict. Cause I was like, a deep cut.

[Amanda]

Who runs her Instagram. Cause it is good.

[Mac]

Yes.

[Amanda]

I'm into it.

[Mac]

Number two, a CIA agent because I'm nosy.

[Shane]

Damn, you would crush.

[Amanda]

Damn, you would crush. I shouldn't fucking guess that.

[Mac]

Number three, Liam Hemsworth's toilet, because I want him to sit on me.

[Amanda]

Stop, Stop.

[Mac]

I wrote this at 1am okay, stop. Number four.

[Amanda]

Stop.

[Mac]

A Pirates of the Caribbean animatronic.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

That's literally Shane's dream in life.

[Mac]

That's so good. Number five, A Nepo baby. Preferably a Getty or a Coppola.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Ooh, Coppola. I would go Coppola.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Okay. Yours are really good.

[Shane]

Mine are, like, so blue.

[Amanda]

Mine are so blue collar. Mine's like, really thinking about it.

[Shane]

You're like, this is what I'm doing tomorrow.

[Amanda]

Yeah. This is what I'm doing when it all ends.

[Shane]

All right, well, we'll guess yours.

[Amanda]

Okay, go ahead.

[Shane]

I'll go ahead first.

[Amanda]

That was so good. The Beyonce pose. Liam Hemsworth. We have to talk about that. I don't. I don't know, Liam.

[Shane]

All right, Amanda, I'm going to go ahead and guess like a teacher. I'll guess.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

I'm kidding. I will say there's something about me that just doesn't.

[Shane]

You just think you'd have a hard time doing.

[Amanda]

I think, well, my mom think you're better than teachers. Yes, exactly.

[Shane]

I think that's why I thought my.

[Amanda]

Mom'S a teacher, and she would have me, like, shadow a lot, and I would. I would just be so exhausted. I don't know how they do it. They have an energy that I don't have.

[Shane]

Okay, that's fair. That's fair.

[Amanda]

All right, all right. I get what you're doing. Blue collar, kind of.

[Mac]

I'm gonna say lawyer for you. Lawyer.

[Amanda]

No, but that should be on this fucking list. Damn it.

[Shane]

Okay, I. I think. Okay, I think, because I'm gonna guess it's because you like true crime. I'm gonna guess Detective.

[Amanda]

That's my number one. I have genuinely thought about being a detective, but being a detective, liking true.

[Shane]

Crime and being a detective, very different.

[Mac]

Look at dead bodies. Because I'm the true crimes. They don't show the dead bodies.

[Amanda]

I know. And I'm wondering. I think I could. But also, if you watch, like, I love the first 48. Those detectives have that. No lives. They're exhausted all the time. Their marriages break up, and I'm like, do I want that life? A part of me is like, yeah.

[Shane]

But no, I think you'd hate it, because after 48 hours, you're like, well, we got to move on. Guess we didn't get them.

[Amanda]

I wouldn't let that happen.

[Shane]

No, you would be.

[Mac]

You'll be.

[Shane]

You'd be off the force and.

[Amanda]

No, I would be a horrible person. I wouldn't have any friends. No one would like me. So it's just a choice.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

It's a full life choice.

[Shane]

Okay. Fair.

[Amanda]

Okay. Okay. How about I give you a hint?

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Water.

[Mac]

Water.

[Amanda]

Ocean.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

A cruise ship captain. No.

[Shane]

Whoa. You would kill that, though.

[Amanda]

I would be, again, all those things. I would have to, like, sell my soul to the devil and be like, all right, I'm taking on this job because I would be a nightmare. Yeah, I would want to be a nightmare. Like, all those jobs. I would be like. I would allow myself to be a horrible person.

[Mac]

Just hearing you on the intercom with, like, the Disney cruise.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Is your other one lifeguard?

[Amanda]

No, scuba dive instructor.

[Shane]

Oh, okay. I genuinely kind of like a teacher.

[Amanda]

I.

[Shane]

No, I'm just kidding.

[Amanda]

I genuinely have seriously thought about doing that, like, when I first moved out here, but I love them all. But they're just. They're. They're always on night. They're all hooked up on the nitrogen constantly. So they're like, well, let's get in here, man. I love them all, but, like, that's a lot of nitrogen in your blood a lot of times.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And you have to deal with, like, a lot of tourists who, like, bring really expensive scuba equipment.

[Shane]

Yeah, dude.

[Amanda]

That they don't need. So you'll be like, look at this tiny little seahorse. And the guy will come in with his huge camera that he bought. Like, that's, like a thousand dollars. And you're like, bro.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

So do you scuba dive a lot?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Okay. That's what I'm learning.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

When was the last time you scuba dived? I don't think I've heard about you scuba diving.

[Amanda]

Really?

[Shane]

I don't think you've talked about scuba diving.

[Amanda]

Whoa. That's so weird. I got certified when I was 14 in Belize.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

All. All my sisters except for one in my mom's scuba dive.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

And I got Garde certified in Kauai.

[Shane]

Cool.

[Amanda]

The last time I went was, like, a year ago in Kauai.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I've. That's, like, what I try to do every year.

[Shane]

What's the coolest thing you've seen underwater?

[Mac]

A dead body.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Coolest thing I've seen underwater. A shipwreck.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I, like, got to go 80ft because you need special nitrogen for that. And I saw a shipwreck nitrogen and a statue that was down there.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And then in Hawaii, I did hear a whale giving birth, but that was very far away.

[Shane]

No, it's.

[Amanda]

It's like, the most painful sound ever, that you're like, oh, my God. Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay. Yeah. All right. There you go. Pretty cool.

[Mac]

Are we still guessing?

[Shane]

I. I think Mac has one more.

[Mac]

Okay. These are, like, international tour guide.

[Amanda]

Ooh. That's fun. Travel, but now very fun. Like, you're kind of giving me ideas.

[Shane]

What was your other ones?

[Amanda]

Okay. My second one was an animal doctor. What are they called? Thanks. I literally googled animal doctor. I was like, what the fuck are they called? What are they called? Vets. Thank you. Third was scuba dive instructor. Fourth was burlesque dancer.

[Mac]

Oh, okay.

[Amanda]

I think I could just 100% do that for life. Life.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Who knows? Last one. Horse wrangler.

[Shane]

Horse wrangler?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

I lived by a horse farm growing up, and I did a bunch of horse lessons, and I was upset.

[Shane]

You're just the one who gets them.

[Amanda]

And I don't want to get.

[Mac]

Let me go get those whispers.

[Amanda]

You don't. I'm the one who. People are like, you're gonna meet Amanda. Don't talk to her. She's kind of gruff. Like, she doesn't want to talk to anybody. Like, I'm telling you, my whole personality is gonna change with all these jobs. I'm not gonna be this Amanda. I'm gonna be the one who's weathered.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Been through so much shit. Drink straight out of the bottle.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I switched to whiskey.

[Shane]

I definitely inject in.

[Amanda]

You strangled guys that I have to wrangle around to sleep with. I don't know who's knocking on my door. Dude.

[Mac]

All right.

[Shane]

Holy shit.

[Amanda]

Which means I'm a fucking actor at heart, because I'm thinking about all these roles, and I'm like, no, I'd be a wrangler. And it's just like, who's gonna Come knocking.

[Shane]

I like how with your job comes this whole life. You have to also live. Guess I have to be this now.

[Amanda]

That's what I'm thinking. I wear the same jeans every day. Boots. I have an issue with my dad. Like, we don't speak. Something's going awry. I might, like, get. Really? I might like his will. He might give me everything. It might be a crazy story.

[Shane]

All right, all right.

[Amanda]

That's it.

[Shane]

You guess. Want to guess mine?

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. We haven't done yours yet. My bad.

[Mac]

You want to give us any hints?

[Amanda]

Yeah, give us some hints.

[Shane]

Oof.

[Amanda]

Wait. Astronaut.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Oh, wait. No, no, no.

[Shane]

You throw. You wasted. One guess there. Okay. Some of these are. A lot of these are, like, realistic. Like. Okay. I think this would be genuinely what I would have gone for had I not gone into this. And some are a little. The number one is a little aspirational. A couple of them are a little aspirational, but not too crazy. Not like, you know, billionaire, because I.

[Amanda]

Wasted mine on astronaut.

[Shane]

But I thought some of them. I don't think either of you are.

[Mac]

Gonna guess aspirational, but not too crazy. A senator.

[Shane]

No. See, I view that as, like. Oh, I.

[Mac]

Okay. All right.

[Amanda]

English literature teacher.

[Shane]

No, no. But I'll give a hint for Mac. Close.

[Amanda]

Close.

[Shane]

For English lingua. Literature teacher.

[Amanda]

Literature.

[Shane]

That's very close.

[Mac]

Close.

[Shane]

Very close.

[Mac]

So it's, like, in the teacher category? No, no, no.

[Amanda]

It's in the English category.

[Mac]

He's in this category. Do you want to be an author?

[Shane]

Yes. That's number one.

[Mac]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Shane]

I think being an author would be just so cool.

[Amanda]

I knew that.

[Mac]

Just write a book.

[Shane]

I know.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

I'm gonna try it. I've had it before.

[Amanda]

I know, right? Like, you're kind of obsessed with it.

[Shane]

Yeah, I. I've had this almost every morning for, like, the past couple weeks because they sent us a bunch, and I've been shocked at how good it is, and it's so convenient. I mean, it's great.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

Let's do it.

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

@Mintmobile.Com you're like oh, I'll do that.

[Shane]

And then you look at how 99% of that industry, it's like, oh, you're not making any money. It's a really hard industry. But I want to write a book someday.

[Amanda]

You should write a book.

[Shane]

Just. Yeah, all right. You get one more.

[Amanda]

Damn. Okay. Aspirational but not too big.

[Shane]

One of these is not realistic, but okay. Like I wouldn't be able, I wouldn't be able to go into this.

[Amanda]

Archaeologists like you discovered like a pharaoh.

[Shane]

No, Archaea archaeologists. Sounds cool.

[Amanda]

But that's back breaking work.

[Shane]

I actually, well, the 99% of the job is you're just a professor at a college. Then you might get, you might digs occasionally.

[Amanda]

But no, I would want to be the person who like goes on the digs.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I mean like Laura Dern and Jurassic.

[Shane]

I think all of that. I think, I think movies make that stuff seem a lot cooler where they're just like Jones.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Like a paleontologist. It's not that fun. It's a lot of just kind of going through dirt.

[Amanda]

Okay. Dream work.

[Mac]

Okay. So it's not attached to the industry. Correct.

[Shane]

Not attached to the industry. None of these are remotely entertainment industry.

[Mac]

And one of them is far fetched.

[Shane]

You feel? I don't Think any of these are. One of them's far fetched. Not because it's like some crazy big time career. It's just like I don't have the skills to do it.

[Mac]

A pediatrician?

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Shane]

That is good. Doctor was never appealing to me. I was always scared of that industry.

[Mac]

So tell all the doctors in the world why you hate.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, I hate you because I just don't think I would be a good doctor. I. It's too much work.

[Amanda]

Have I run out of gas?

[Shane]

Stress. Damn. Okay, so number two, psychologist.

[Amanda]

Oh, I freaking knew that. That's what you studied. Yeah, I'm an idiot.

[Shane]

Psychologist is more realistic. Like that's the path I would have gone down. I don't know if it would have been therapist or like an organizational psychologist to be in the. Or a research psychologist. That all sounds really fun. This is the one that I think is unrealistic, which is wildlife photographer. Dude, Imagine working for like, I thought about geographic and it's like, oh, you got into the jungle for months and you're sitting there waiting for a leopard to come by. Yeah.

[Mac]

That requires a lot of patience.

[Shane]

Yeah. But it'd be cool.

[Amanda]

Did you ever watch Planet Earth and did you ever watch the like behind.

[Shane]

Planet Earth where those guys sat around for the snow leopard for like three years?

[Amanda]

Remember the bat dung cave where they were in it?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

That would be you.

[Shane]

I know. Wait, but it'd be cool.

[Amanda]

Do you know who Paul Nichol is?

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Anyways, I follow him on Instagram.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

Anyways, I follow him on Instagram and he's a national photographer and he posts all of his stories about each picture that he takes. You should hook. You want me to hook it up?

[Shane]

Okay, sure.

[Amanda]

I'm just kidding. I don't know.

[Shane]

Make your dream reality number four. Plumber. Or like a trade. I think I would actually enjoy it.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

Because like to go. I love like having a task and completing the task and being done with it. I. I actually do enjoy like fixing things. And then last one I think I would love. This is gardener. Oh, like when I. I was at the Huntington Gardens and I saw people walking around that worked there and I was like, that's so cool. And I know every job is grueling. Right. But I'm just like, I love gardener.

[Mac]

Or like a botanist, probably more botanist. Okay.

[Shane]

But gardener of any sort. Like, I just, I don't know, I love working with.

[Amanda]

I feel like those people, they are a bit of like botanist, but they come in and like Trim.

[Shane]

Probably more along the lines of botanist. But working with. With flowers in that capacity would be really fun.

[Amanda]

I don't even know you should.

[Shane]

We do. I feel like the next one should be Nick shows, because I think that's gonna be.

[Amanda]

I think so, too.

[Shane]

All right, Nick. Nickelodeon shows.

[Amanda]

Nickelodeon shows.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

You love Nickelodeon.

[Mac]

Yes, I love. That was the first video I did on Smosh.

[Shane]

Yes. Your Nickelodeon knowledge brought you to us.

[Amanda]

Unbelievable.

[Mac]

And now I never left.

[Shane]

Should we.

[Amanda]

I never left.

[Shane]

Who should we guess first?

[Amanda]

Yours.

[Shane]

Good luck. I love Nickelodeon.

[Amanda]

This is hard because I'm gonna struggle with, like, the difference between, like, sometimes I'm like, oh, that's a. No, that's a Disney show. Amanda, like, Drake and Josh is a Disney show. No, no, that's a Nick show.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Show. Is it more live action or cartoon?

[Shane]

I have a mix here.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

I will say that I have a couple live action and a couple cartoons.

[Mac]

Okay. You wanna go first?

[Amanda]

Sure. The Amanda show.

[Shane]

No, but I love the Amanda show, but no.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

Avatar, the Last Airbender.

[Shane]

That is number one.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Shane]

That is hardcore number one.

[Mac]

A man with taste.

[Amanda]

Damn it.

[Shane]

And which is. It's. It's a very. I will say it's very different from the rest of them, but, you know, it kind of stands out on Nickelodeon. It's not like Nickelodeon shows, but it's just so good.

[Amanda]

All I'm gonna guess is gonna be in the wrong.

[Shane]

That's. No, I think. Okay, I'll let you know. I was born in 91, so I was a kid in the late 90s.

[Amanda]

Okay. So it's fine.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Hey, Arnold.

[Shane]

No, you're guessing great ones. You're guessing ones that I was. I like that show, but it's just not top five.

[Mac]

Are you afraid of the dark?

[Shane]

Ooh, another great guess, but no. You guys have. Those were three that I was like, these are getting edged out of the top five, but they are right. Right there.

[Amanda]

All right, let me edge in a different one. Sorry. I'm so dumb. I don't know if you like this, actually.

[Shane]

Okay, whatever.

[Amanda]

I'm just gonna go for it. Ren and Stimpy.

[Shane]

No, I did not like Ren and Stimpy.

[Mac]

I was not allowed to watch that growing up.

[Shane]

That shit is bizarre.

[Amanda]

I was not allowed to watch that either. And fucking Simpsons.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Ah, Real monsters.

[Shane]

No, no, I was not a huge fan of real monsters. So you got Avatar. That was my number one. Number two was all that.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I was gonna go either Amanda or all.

[Shane]

That's my. I was like, I can't put Amanda show and all that. I liked them both. To me, all that, like, encompasses that as well. Well, number three was Rugrats. Huge Rugrats fan, of course. Four, Invader Zim.

[Mac]

I forgot that's.

[Shane]

I loved Invader Zim. Yeah. I didn't know if you were. And then five was Keenan and Kel.

[Amanda]

Duh. Keenan and Kel.

[Shane]

Which is also, you know, it's under that. All that umbrella. But it was different. It was different enough because it was more sitcom.

[Amanda]

Are there movies?

[Shane]

Oh, yeah, dude. Good Burger. Hell yeah, dude. All right.

[Amanda]

Kel is still hosting shows at Dynasty, and.

[Shane]

Really?

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

That's so great.

[Amanda]

He has a show right now, I think.

[Shane]

And keenan's been on SNL for 50.

[Amanda]

He literally has.

[Shane]

It's so wild how I've just seen him do sketch comedy my entire life. I. It's been the entire time. I know. What a career.

[Amanda]

I think he said that in a recent interview. He's like, I can't believe I'm still here.

[Shane]

I can't believe he just. But, like, since he was, like, eight, he's been doing sketch comedy.

[Mac]

Mm.

[Amanda]

He started in all that.

[Mac]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

Back in the 90s. Wow. All right, should we guess? Let's guess yours next.

[Amanda]

Mine. Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

All right. I feel like I. I gave some hints. Gave some major hints.

[Mac]

So is it more live action or cartoon?

[Shane]

You have both.

[Mac]

Yeah, both.

[Amanda]

I do have both.

[Mac]

But more live action around the 90s, I'm guessing. Okay.

[Shane]

She's gonna have Even Stevens on there or something.

[Mac]

Hannah Montana.

[Amanda]

I watched Even Stevens all the time, but it was not top.

[Shane]

But that's also Disney, and that's what.

[Amanda]

I thought, and I knew that. That's why it's not on this list. That's why it's not on this list. It's not on this list. No, See, you do this on purpose.

[Mac]

Oh, real monsters.

[Amanda]

No, no.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Legend of the Hidden Temple.

[Amanda]

No. That show drove me nuts as a kid. I was like, ah, they couldn't put.

[Mac]

Together the little statue.

[Amanda]

I know, but no, idiot. But it was very fun.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

It was like a good, wild competition show.

[Mac]

Cat Dog.

[Shane]

Ooh.

[Amanda]

No, but I did watch Cat Dog.

[Shane]

Rocco's Modern Life.

[Amanda]

No, but I did watch that as well.

[Shane]

Okay, do we each get one more guess?

[Amanda]

I'm gonna give you guys a hint. You've said it.

[Shane]

We've said it. Said it, said it.

[Amanda]

But not towards me.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Are you afraid of the Dark?

[Amanda]

Absolutely. One of my absolute favorite shows. Not my number one, but one of my absolute Favorites. I think that's third.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I love Are youe Afraid of the Dark? Wasn't that on Nick at Night? No, no. Nick at night was the old, old, old shows.

[Shane]

Yeah. Okay, one more shows.

[Amanda]

Like what's.

[Shane]

What's that one old show?

[Amanda]

Bewitched. Wasn't that on Nick at Night?

[Shane]

Probably everything was on Nick and Knight. Okay, one more guess to take it home. Slime Time Live. No, Come on. It was a good one. That was almost.

[Amanda]

Wait, isn't that the host? What's his name?

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. He later hosted other stuff.

[Amanda]

He did Wrapped this like Candy show.

[Shane]

Okay. Anyways, what's your top five?

[Amanda]

Top one is all that 100%.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I was addicted to all that. And I was also number two is the Amanda show. I know it feels the same, but for me they were totally different. Like the Amanda show was where that and Jim Carrey is where I got my comedy.

[Shane]

Amanda show was so good.

[Amanda]

I was addicted to the Amanda show.

[Shane]

Are you afraid of the dark?

[Amanda]

Are you afraid of the dark? Rugrats.

[Shane]

Dang.

[Amanda]

I loved Rugrats.

[Shane]

Should have thrown these out.

[Amanda]

Loved Rugrats. And then this last one, you might not know.

[Shane]

What is it?

[Amanda]

Clarissa explains it all.

[Shane]

Oh. Oh, my God. I almost threw that one out with the ladder. I didn't throw it out there because I forgot if that was Disney or Nickelodeon.

[Amanda]

I actually had to re look it up. I was like, wait, is that.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Melissa Joan Hart.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Crazy.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Throwback.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Shane]

All right. This is. This is the real deal here.

[Mac]

The real deal.

[Shane]

Yeah. Neither of us had SpongeBob.

[Amanda]

Nah, I was.

[Mac]

SpongeBob is like overstayed. It's welcome in my opinion.

[Amanda]

I agree completely.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

I agree completely. I'm like, they're trying to reinvent.

[Mac]

They spoiled the brain.

[Amanda]

Tommy and I went to like the SpongeBob Kids Choice Awards.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And they had like a competition for tiktokers who would put like post spongebob content. And they were like grown ass adults. And I was like, I don't know.

[Shane]

I don't know. That's all I'll say.

[Amanda]

I don't know. I don't know anymore.

[Shane]

Do you want to guess first?

[Amanda]

All that?

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Shane]

I'm gonna throw out one that we haven't said that. I. I saw a live tape of and that is true. Jackson vp.

[Mac]

Oh, I love that show. But no, I didn't put it on the list. Is she coming back with it? Wasn't that like the thing Maybe.

[Amanda]

I don't know. What this show is.

[Shane]

It was a. It was a little bit later.

[Mac]

It was Kiki Palmer.

[Shane]

It's Kiki Palmer's show. It was really, really good.

[Amanda]

But it only ran for, like, definitely don't know.

[Shane]

Didn't it only go for, like, two seasons?

[Mac]

It was only two seasons. Yeah.

[Amanda]

How old was she when she did that?

[Shane]

She was younger.

[Amanda]

She was young?

[Mac]

Yeah. She was like 17. 16. Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Damn.

[Shane]

Okay, wait. Cartoons. Live action.

[Mac]

Mostly cartoons.

[Shane]

Mostly cartoons. Doug.

[Mac]

No, it wasn't Doug. Disney. It was, like, both, right? It was Nickelodeon and Disney or something, right?

[Amanda]

Was it a hybrid?

[Mac]

I don't know. Nickelodeon.

[Shane]

Okay, okay, you've said you've guessed it for us, so I'm gonna guess all real monsters.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Dang.

[Amanda]

Hey, Arnold.

[Mac]

No, I was not into hair.

[Amanda]

I knew it. I said it and I was like, why did you say that?

[Shane]

Okay, cartoons. I'll. I'll throw out Rugrats.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Dang. Oh, we got destroyed.

[Amanda]

We're not allowed to watch Ren and Stimpy.

[Shane]

What was. What was your top five Dog?

[Mac]

No, Cat dog is one of them. Yeah, Cat dog is one of them. Cat was number four, of course.

[Shane]

What's your top five?

[Mac]

Top five? Number one. Fairly odd parents. Love me. Some fairly odd parents. Number two. ICarly.

[Amanda]

Oh, whoa.

[Mac]

Loved icars.

[Shane]

Hey, we did not throw that one out there.

[Amanda]

No.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

On purpose.

[Shane]

I'm just kidding.

[Amanda]

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[Mac]

Last Airbender plus Legend of Korra. I put them both together. Catdog, Cat dog, and then Guts.

[Amanda]

Guts.

[Mac]

I was obsessed with guts growing up. I always wanted to be on that show.

[Shane]

Wow. Guts was so good. I don't remember. Guts.

[Amanda]

Do you have it it? Guts.

[Shane]

That's the song that sounds familiar.

[Amanda]

Do you have it Guts? And I think it's that guy who hosted it. The one who did Wrapped. Yes.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

That's where you get slimed.

[Shane]

No.

[Mac]

Yeah. It's just a very messy show.

[Amanda]

3. Three contestants and they have to do crazy challenges.

[Mac]

It's like teams of three and they had to, like, do. Yeah, a bunch of, like, obstacle courses.

[Amanda]

Wasn't there, like, attorney thing where it's like the eye.

[Shane]

I did watch this.

[Amanda]

No. What would you do is different anyways? Sorry.

[Shane]

Whoa. Are you talking about what would you do with Mike Quinones?

[Amanda]

I think so.

[Shane]

That's a good point.

[Amanda]

I feel like I just woke up from a coma.

[Shane]

Completely different joke. Can you imagine that was on Nickelodeon?

[Amanda]

I feel like I just woke up.

[Shane]

This bartender is being sexist. What would you do if you were next to Them. No, no, no, no, no.

[Amanda]

What. What would you do?

[Shane]

Do?

[Mac]

Do. Do you have guts? Yeah.

[Amanda]

Anyway, whatever you just unlocked.

[Shane]

I can't believe I.

[Amanda]

Deep trap door.

[Shane]

I. I didn't guess any of my top fives for you guys, and I. That was.

[Amanda]

That's okay.

[Shane]

I screwed up.

[Amanda]

Guts is so good. I'm wondering if our fans. Our fans definitely know what we're talking about.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. Well, you had. Icarly. You had. And I. I think people know the 90s ones, even if they didn't want. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

Classics.

[Shane]

They're total classics.

[Amanda]

Where do you find them? Where can you watch them?

[Shane]

They're around. You have to go back in time, but probably Amazon.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you're so right.

[Shane]

Amazon Candy.

[Amanda]

Or do we want to do Nick.

[Shane]

Nick Cage movies?

[Amanda]

Nick versus Nick.

[Shane]

Nick versus Nick.

[Mac]

This one's going to be difficult. There's so many Nick Cage films.

[Shane]

I know.

[Amanda]

My friend runs a podcast just discussing each Nick Cage film, each episode.

[Shane]

That's great.

[Amanda]

And he made me watch one called A Love Story, and I regret every minute, minute of it. Oh, it was one of those Nick Cage ones where it was like, he's.

[Shane]

Still just so not on the top five.

[Amanda]

No, no, no, it's not.

[Mac]

Thank you for the hint.

[Shane]

There's more movies than you could ever realize.

[Amanda]

I love Nick Cage, but he has.

[Shane]

His different eras, right? Because he had eras where he was making really good movies.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

He had eras where he was making really good bad movies. Yes. And he had movies. Eras where he was making really bad, bad movies. Yeah.

[Amanda]

And vengeance is definitely one of those.

[Mac]

He's a Coppola.

[Shane]

Yes, he is a Coppola.

[Mac]

Oh. So my dream job right there.

[Amanda]

You want to be Nick Cage.

[Mac]

I want to be Nick Cage.

[Amanda]

First question. Do we think Nick Cage is hot? Tricky question. I know.

[Mac]

I plead the fifth.

[Amanda]

Okay. Okay.

[Shane]

No, Well, I. I don't know.

[Amanda]

I think it depends on the era, but I.

[Shane]

No, but I could see how some women would be like, Yeah, I think.

[Amanda]

I think the early time. The earlier movies.

[Shane]

The earlier, like, 80s, like Raising Arizona.

[Amanda]

There's something about him.

[Shane]

I understand.

[Amanda]

But now I'm like, no, absolutely not.

[Mac]

Always gives the look of just completely stressed out. He has those eyes. Yeah. He just looks completely wired.

[Amanda]

So true.

[Shane]

My take on Nicolas Cage is that I think he might be the best actor in Hollywood because you put any other actor in some of those shit movies that he's done, and they look horrible. Nick Age is always good in every movie he's in, no matter how bad the movie he just commits.

[Amanda]

He commits much.

[Shane]

I'll go first. Yeah, I feel like mine are easy.

[Mac]

I'm gonna ask questions first. Is it more earlier Nick Cage or later Nick Cage?

[Shane]

I will say none of nothing recent, but it's different.

[Mac]

Different eras, but I'm gonna have a hard time.

[Amanda]

Nothing recent.

[Shane]

Nothing too recent.

[Amanda]

Right in my ball game.

[Mac]

Adaptation.

[Shane]

That is number three.

[Amanda]

That's a good one.

[Shane]

I love Adaptation.

[Mac]

Boom.

[Shane]

That movie's awesome.

[Amanda]

Such a good one.

[Shane]

That movie's really cool. I haven't seen it in a while, but I remember watching it and laughing my ass off in surprising ways.

[Mac]

I watched it in the film studies class.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's really good. That's from his, like, making good movies.

[Amanda]

Con Air.

[Shane]

Hell, yeah, dude. Number two, look at me. This guy doesn't love Con Air. I have two older. Also, for context, I have two older brothers. So, like, what movies? So me growing up, what movies were my brothers like? This movie fucking rocks.

[Mac]

Okay, okay. Face Off.

[Shane]

No, but it was. It. That one was like. I didn't watch Face off until I was older, so I didn't. Like. I was like, probably in my twenties when I finally got around to watching it. It's awesome, but it's just not top five.

[Amanda]

You said nothing recent.

[Shane]

Yeah, nothing recent.

[Amanda]

Oh, okay. Ghost Rider.

[Shane]

No.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Well, hey, what the hell are you talking about?

[Amanda]

It's hilarious.

[Shane]

It is funny.

[Amanda]

You have to remember that. Also, half of Nick Cage's movies are so funny to watch.

[Shane]

No, Ghost Rider is deeply hilarious.

[Amanda]

Fine. Okay.

[Shane]

Cause you can notice the moments where the budget fell off.

[Mac]

Forgot about that until you just said I was like, all flashback into Nick.

[Amanda]

I already watched it. Do not ask me why it so weird. Yeah, Evil Eva Mendez is in it.

[Shane]

Oh, really?

[Amanda]

And she's. She's supposed to be his girlfriend. I'm like. And when.

[Shane]

How. I've only seen clips. I've never seen the whole movie all in one. I've just seen.

[Amanda]

You need to watch him turning into.

[Mac]

That fire thing because I saw it in theaters. When did it come out?

[Amanda]

A while ago.

[Mac]

A long time.

[Shane]

2007.

[Amanda]

Yeah, they made a second one because.

[Shane]

That was before the Marvel era, so.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah, they did make two.

[Mac]

Um, National Treasure.

[Shane]

No, that was also. I haven't seen it since I saw it in theaters, so I truly don't remember it that well.

[Mac]

You're not a true Nic Cage fan.

[Shane]

I know, I know. It's probably one of his best.

[Amanda]

National Trevor Trevor.

[Shane]

National Trevor.

[Mac]

National Trevor.

[Amanda]

Is he on my mind? Nothing recent. Like, in the last, like, five Years.

[Shane]

Probably not in this century.

[Amanda]

Oh, okay. So that cuts off a lot.

[Shane]

Yeah, I think. I think.

[Mac]

I think that's, like, cuts off half of discography. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

He's got some great movies in recent years, but none that made the top five.

[Mac]

Yeah. Nick Cage in the 90s and not face Off. That's crazy.

[Shane]

I know. I know. I felt bad about not including it, but I had to be honest with myself.

[Amanda]

It's not Raising Arizona.

[Shane]

Raising Arizona's number four.

[Amanda]

There we go.

[Shane]

Raising Arizona.

[Amanda]

Really great early time. That's when he was kind of a kid.

[Shane]

Number five was the Family Man.

[Mac]

Shit.

[Amanda]

I was gonna guess that.

[Shane]

I want to include a cheesy one.

[Amanda]

It's really good.

[Shane]

It's. Nick Cage is, like, you see, at the beginning, like, he and his college sweetheart, they kind of like break up. And he goes on, he becomes, like, super, super successful and rich because he left his college sweetheart behind in another state to go pursue some career.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

And then he kind of of has the. I forget what happens where he wakes up and he's now married to his college sweetheart, but now he works a blue collar job and doesn't have all the money and he's like, what happened to my life? And it's kind of about like, oh, maybe your life would have been better had you not been a millionaire and stuff. It's really interesting.

[Amanda]

Family Man.

[Shane]

Then number one, the Rock dude with Sean Connery. Yeah, bro.

[Amanda]

Damn it.

[Shane]

Come on, man. Look at me.

[Amanda]

I just rewatched that.

[Shane]

Look at me. Look at me. What do you think?

[Amanda]

I just.

[Shane]

That movie. That movie's awesome.

[Amanda]

That's insane.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Damn it.

[Shane]

All right, so we have you both now.

[Mac]

Onto me.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

You go first. Amanda.

[Amanda]

Face Off.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

I would say mine are more recent.

[Shane]

Recent.

[Mac]

This century.

[Amanda]

Oh, damn. I should have asked that.

[Shane]

Okay, okay. I've got my first guess. Kick ass.

[Mac]

Yes.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Mac]

That is number three.

[Shane]

That movie rocks.

[Amanda]

Dream sequence.

[Shane]

Dream Scenario.

[Amanda]

Dream Scenario. I did this the last time.

[Mac]

That is number one.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Mac]

That is my favorite nickname.

[Amanda]

That movie Scenario.

[Mac]

I currently think Nick Cage is in a renaissance right now.

[Shane]

He is. Okay. Ooh, I'm gonna throw out a weird one. Mandy, no.

[Amanda]

Damn pig.

[Mac]

No, I have not seen that one. It's good. I'm told it's great. Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay. Ooh. Oh. Into the Spider verse.

[Mac]

No, that would be number five, though.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

That's it.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

Okay, well. Dream Scenario. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

[Shane]

That movie. Rock.

[Mac]

That movie is.

[Amanda]

I have not seen it yet.

[Shane]

I have not really Great.

[Mac]

That's the one that made me, like, gain so much respect for him. I love, like, an actor that can, like, make fun of themselves. Was, like, be part of the joke. Jimmy's definitely part of the joke.

[Amanda]

For sure.

[Mac]

And then Kick Ass, National Treasure. And then the Croods.

[Shane]

The Croods.

[Amanda]

Wait, does he play the dad?

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yep. He's the only one who lives the mom.

[Amanda]

I'm pretty sure it's just him. And all the other.

[Shane]

I can't believe I forgot about Unbearable weight of massive talent.

[Amanda]

I forgot because I haven't seen it.

[Shane]

All right, that's. So now we have. Now we have yours.

[Amanda]

Such a good list. Mine is mainly insane back in the day. There's maybe, like, one that's recent. Although.

[Shane]

Yeah, okay.

[Amanda]

There's so many Nick Cage films. There's so many.

[Shane]

Okay, okay, I'm going to guess. Oh, it's going to be.

[Amanda]

There's definitely some. We've said.

[Shane]

Leaving Las Vegas.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Okay. Wasted one.

[Amanda]

You wasted that.

[Shane]

That was Oscar performance.

[Mac]

You said Raising Arizona, so. Raising Arizona. No.

[Shane]

What? I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw out, like, I think. Isn't there one called, like, Wild Hearts or something like that?

[Amanda]

There is, but that's not on this list. That's a good one.

[Shane]

I'm blowing it.

[Amanda]

It's a good one.

[Mac]

I'm just looking because I don't know.

[Amanda]

Okay, I'm gonna give you a hint. I'm gonna give you a hint.

[Shane]

I think someone.

[Amanda]

Someone in this movie is, like, one of my favorite singers. And I love doing her in karaoke.

[Mac]

That does not help me at all.

[Amanda]

Sorry. Sorry. Okay. You might not know it. You actually might not know it.

[Mac]

Might not know it.

[Amanda]

That's really sad.

[Mac]

Kiss of Death.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Okay, I'm gonna guess. National Treasure.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Damn. Wow. 0 for 3.

[Mac]

Okay, wait, wait, hold on. The Boy in Blue.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

What are your top five? And we're gonna see if we know any of them.

[Amanda]

Number one is Moonstruck with share.

[Shane]

I forgot he's in that.

[Amanda]

That. That's my literal. Actually one of God.

[Shane]

He's in that.

[Amanda]

One of my favorite movies.

[Shane]

I should have known.

[Amanda]

That's so him. Number two is Face Off.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Mac]

Okay. Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. Number three is Conair. I'm obsessed with Con Air. Number four is Pig. I love.

[Mac]

I need to watch it.

[Amanda]

Number five, Wicker Man. I'm kidding. I'm absolutely kidding. That is a joke.

[Shane]

The Beast.

[Amanda]

I literally hate Wicker Man. I watch it with my dad and sister. We go watch he's just gonna punch this woman in the face and then he does it.

[Shane]

Sounds like you love that movie.

[Amanda]

No, and my last one is City of Angels, and if you haven't seen it, that makes me sad. You know Goo Goo Dolls. They literally are the theme song.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

City of Angels is Meg Ryan and Nicholas Cage, and he is an angel. Angel in Los Angeles.

[Mac]

Oh, I remember that. Okay.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's a love story.

[Mac]

Like vhs.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Yeah, me too.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

But it's still one of my favorites. And I recently watched it and, man, it's still gut wrenching.

[Shane]

You had Face off in Con Air and I guess Wild Hearts.

[Amanda]

I would have put the Rock. Those are, like, my movies. I love.

[Shane]

I know, man. Those movies. That run is crazy. He's had. He's had several runs. I do think he's in his best era right now.

[Mac]

Right now?

[Shane]

Yeah, I, I His movies have been in.

[Mac]

The unit is really good. Ye.

[Amanda]

I will say, though, Ren. Ren. Renford or Renfield.

[Shane]

Well, he has like five movies a year.

[Amanda]

Bad.

[Shane]

Some are gonna be it. That's true. Okay, one last round. We'll make this quick.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

This will be easy swear words.

[Amanda]

But can we actually say it?

[Shane]

Say it. Or you could say the C word or the F word or the I cuss a little. We do a little cuss.

[Amanda]

I cuss a lot.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Mine are like swear phrases. Sorry.

[Mac]

Yeah, mine like a combination.

[Shane]

Okay, fine.

[Amanda]

Do we want to just say them.

[Shane]

Or should we get yours first?

[Amanda]

Should we just do one round of guessing and then we say it?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Okay, Go ahead.

[Shane]

I like that.

[Amanda]

I love that. But it's not on here.

[Shane]

Okay, I'm gonna say.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Motherfuck.

[Amanda]

Mother.

[Shane]

What was that? That's.

[Amanda]

That's one of them. Oh. 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5. Oh, no, I wrote seven. Okay, so it wasn't in the top five. It's four.

[Shane]

Okay, I'll just tell you all mine. All right, now. What are you talking about?

[Amanda]

The first one is Jesus Christ.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Pretty good.

[Amanda]

Almost every day. Sorry.

[Shane]

A two.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Balls.

[Shane]

Three. Okay.

[Mac]

Got it.

[Amanda]

Douchebag. Is that a swear word?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Douchebag. And last one is Fucking dumbass.

[Shane]

Okay, those are pretty good. Good list there.

[Amanda]

There you go.

[Mac]

Delicious.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay, Mac, let's guess.

[Amanda]

Mac.

[Shane]

Yeah. Okay, I'll throw up. Mine. There you go. I think I'm gonna go with bitch.

[Mac]

Yes. It's number one. I was gonna say I said bitch, but I've been trying to say it less because I feel like I'm coming off misogynistic.

[Amanda]

Yes. That's why it's not even in my list. I just don't. I don't think say it that often.

[Shane]

I don't say it that often, but I think in the right context, it can be really funny.

[Amanda]

I feel like it, it got overused. And it's also like, damn.

[Shane]

Depends on who's saying it to.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

When straight. Like, I don't, I don't say it too much. I feel like when I say it, it's not funny.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's bad. Bad.

[Mac]

Know your place.

[Shane]

Not allowed.

[Amanda]

Kind.

[Mac]

No, the C word.

[Amanda]

C word. Okay, tell us.

[Mac]

One is bitch. Two is God damn it.

[Shane]

Ah, good.

[Mac]

Three. Shut the fuck up.

[Amanda]

Pretty good.

[Mac]

Four. Bussy.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Mac]

Mainly because I know pussy is considered like a swear word, so I say busy a lot. And then five is the F. Slur.

[Shane]

Ah.

[Mac]

Cause I can say it. I can say it.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

I have like two gay friends, so.

[Amanda]

I can say it. He can say it. The F word.

[Shane]

That we won't say.

[Amanda]

Love that. So good.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

It's just me left.

[Amanda]

Wait. Okay. Guess what. I'm. We're gonna guess.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Shit.

[Shane]

That is number one.

[Mac]

I was gonna say that.

[Shane]

It's just such a fun one.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I love shit. Shit's great.

[Mac]

Damn it.

[Shane]

Damn. Is not on there. But I, I, I do like it. But no, it did not make the list. It was, it was shit. It was ass. Bitch. I think can be really funny. Like I said, when other people say it.

[Amanda]

Dare you.

[Shane]

When other people say it.

[Amanda]

I'm kidding.

[Shane]

I'm kidding.

[Mac]

I'm uncomfortable for you, you know?

[Amanda]

I don't feel good.

[Shane]

Do you want to leave?

[Amanda]

Can I.

[Shane]

Do you want to get out?

[Amanda]

Walk me out?

[Shane]

Like, I feel like when you honestly, like, certain people when they say it, like Angela, when she says it, it makes me laugh every time. Same with Chance. Yeah. I feel like between them, they've really. Chance is like, they cover like 90%. Like, between chance and Angela, they say that word the most out of everyone at smosh. They cover like 99% of it.

[Amanda]

Correct.

[Shane]

Four is fuck.

[Amanda]

Nice.

[Shane]

Classic.

[Amanda]

Classic.

[Shane]

And then five is douche. I think douche is really funny. Someone a douche is hilarious. It's perfect. Because it's not too offensive.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Like, that's what you say to someone when it's just like, hey, that's like when you're driving. Yeah. Like if someone rolled down the Silence. If I was.

[Amanda]

If I call people.

[Shane]

If someone pulled up and rolled down a their window and said, you're A douche. I wouldn't be. That wouldn't ruin my day because I'd be offended. But I'd also laugh a little bit.

[Amanda]

I feel like, wow.

[Shane]

I'd be like, okay. I probably would respond with a New York accent, like, hey, think about me.

[Amanda]

A douche.

[Shane]

You're a douche. I don't know.

[Amanda]

That's so true. That's what they do.

[Shane]

Mac, this has been so much fun.

[Mac]

I had fun.

[Amanda]

I'm glad. We love you.

[Mac]

I finally finished the smosh collection.

[Amanda]

I know. And we have to have you back because now I know so much about you.

[Shane]

Wait. Okay.

[Mac]

Who.

[Amanda]

With 27 points is Mac?

[Shane]

Oh, Mac one. No, no, no.

[Amanda]

I think she's doing well. I think she's doing last.

[Shane]

So in third place, to be fair, Mac, you were at a severe disadvantage. So you did very well.

[Amanda]

You did very well.

[Mac]

I'm proud of myself.

[Amanda]

With 28 points is shame.

[Shane]

Whoa. We were almost tied. That's crazy.

[Amanda]

What does that say about. Okay, so Amanda got 37.

[Shane]

37 points to Amanda. Wow.

[Mac]

Maybe there should be an Amanda guesses series now.

[Amanda]

Amanda. Exactly pitch that you have to she dance. I can't. No. I'm just kidding. Wow. I win. I win.

[Shane]

You won Hot dog.

[Amanda]

I win a hot dog. You.

[Shane]

You get. You get a hot dog. Cuz you decided that.

[Amanda]

Yay.

[Shane]

Mac. We'll have to have you back again. This was so much fun.

[Mac]

Love to have back. I'd love to be back.

[Amanda]

We'd love to have you back.

[Shane]

Love to be back. Where can people find you?

[Mac]

You can find me anywhere if you search Mac. Does it? That's M A C D O E S I t on YouTube, Instagram, TikTok.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Well, awesome. Well, yeah. Go check out MacDoesIt all over the place and we'll have you back sometime.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay. Hey, purple mountain majesty. Bye.

[Shane]

Yeah, bye.

[Amanda]

See you.

[Mac]

That's your exit. It's not like you have been smosh mouthed or something.

[Shane]

And now you have been smosh mouth.

[Mac]

Now you have been chewed or something.

[Shane]

And now shut your mouth and get out.

[Amanda]

Shut your mouth. Goodbye.

[Mac]

Bye.