#81 - Guessing Each Others' Top 5s w/ MacDoesIt

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth – Episode #81: Guessing Each Other's Top 5s w/ MacDoesIt

Introduction

In Episode #81 of Smosh Mouth, released on February 17, 2025, hosts Shayne Topp (Shane) and Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda) welcome a longtime collaborator, MacDoesIt (Mac), to join them in an engaging and humorous episode. The trio embarks on a playful challenge to guess each other’s top five lists across various fun and quirky categories, providing listeners with plenty of laughs, insights, and memorable moments.

Guests Introduced

• Shayne Topp (Shane): Known for his quick wit and energetic hosting style.
• Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda): Brings her creative flair and infectious personality.
• MacDoesIt (Mac): A seasoned Smosh friend with a penchant for humor and spontaneity.

Game Overview

The central theme of the episode revolves around a "Top 5 Guessing Game." Each participant has prepared lists of their top five favorites in different categories. The goal is to guess each other’s selections, adding an element of surprise and competition. The game includes 11 distinct categories, ensuring a diverse and entertaining experience.

Category Highlights

1. Colors

   • Discussion: The episode kicks off with the category of colors, revealing Amanda’s unique preferences influenced by her grandfather’s work in a color company.
   • Notable Quote:
     • Amanda (08:10): “I love mauve, but it's not on there.”
     • Shane (12:05): “I promise. Mine is not that way.”

2. Clothing Pieces

   • Discussion: Conversations delve into favorite clothing items, ranging from cashmere sweaters to beanies and scarves.
   • Notable Quote:
     • Mac (20:30): “No, I didn’t write that.”
     • Amanda (25:03): “I love jumpsuits because they're easy and they're fun.”

3. Dream Jobs

   • Discussion: The trio shares their aspirational careers, revealing Mac’s involvement in an olive farm and Amanda’s fascination with roles like animal doctor and scuba dive instructor.
   • Notable Quote:
     • Mac (27:35): “Number one, whoever the hell schedules Beyoncé's happy birthday posts on her website.”
     • Amanda (29:10): “Jumpsuits. I love jumpsuits because they're easy and they're fun.”

4. Nickelodeon Shows

   • Discussion: A nostalgic trip through favorite Nickelodeon shows like Avatar: The Last Airbender, Rugrats, and Fairly OddParents, highlighting the enduring legacy of these classics.
   • Notable Quote:
     • Shane (43:53): “That is hardcore number one.”
     • Amanda (49:18): “Top one is Moonstruck with Cage.”

5. Swear Words

   • Discussion: The hosts candidly discuss their preferred swear words, balancing humor with boundaries, and reflecting on the impact of language in comedic contexts.
   • Notable Quote:
     • Mac (65:02): “Bitch. It's number one.”
     • Shane (67:14): “Motherfuck, motherfuck, mother.”

Notable Moments

• Character Creation: Amanda reveals her past creation of a rapper persona named Chartreuse, adding depth to her personality and backstory.

  Amanda (08:10): “I did make up a character named Chartreuse back in the day. She was a rapper.”

• Personal Insights: Mac shares personal anecdotes about his family's olive farm, offering listeners a glimpse into his life beyond Smosh.

  Mac (29:00): “The place where farmers sell things. Farmers market.”

• Humorous Banter: The playful teasing between Shane and Amanda about their color preferences and clothing choices adds a layer of lighthearted fun.

  Shane (19:25): “You have to drink protein shake. He'll get really sick and really mean.”

  Amanda (19:44): “He has to drink protein shake.”

• Nick Cage Enthusiasm: A lengthy and passionate discussion about Nicolas Cage’s filmography, highlighting both admiration and critiques of his roles.

  Shane (55:14): “Nick Cage is always good in every movie he's in, no matter how bad the movie is, he just commits.”

  Amanda (63:01): “Family Man. Damn. Come on, man.”

Conclusion

As the episode wraps up, the competitive spirit culminates in Amanda clinching the victory with a total of 37 points, earning her the humorous prize of a hot dog. The trio reflects on the fun and challenges of the game, expressing excitement for future episodes and potential return appearances by Mac.

Final Remarks

• Shane: “This has been so much fun.”
• Amanda: “I win a hot dog. Yay, Mac. We have to have you back again.”
• Mac: “I'd love to be back.”

Key Takeaways

• Engaging Dynamics: The chemistry between Shane, Amanda, and Mac drives the episode’s entertainment value, with each host bringing unique energy and humor.
• Nostalgia: Revisiting favorite Nickelodeon shows taps into listeners’ sense of nostalgia, fostering a connection through shared memories.
• Personal Touches: Sharing personal lists and anecdotes adds authenticity, allowing fans to feel closer to the hosts and their guest.
• Humor and Competition: The playful competition not only entertains but also highlights the hosts' quick thinking and camaraderie.

Closing Advertisement

The episode concludes with promotional segments encouraging listeners to visit chumbacasino.com for free social casino games, emphasizing fun and excitement beyond the podcast.

Notable Advertisement Mentions:

• Shane (29:50): “Hop on to chumbacasino.com now and live the Chumba life.”
• Amanda (70:43): “Chumba Casino has been delivering thrills for over a decade.”

Overall Impression

Episode #81 of Smosh Mouth successfully blends humor, personal insights, and engaging games, making it a standout episode for both longtime fans and new listeners. The inclusion of MacDoesIt adds a fresh dynamic, while the hosts’ genuine interactions create an inviting atmosphere that encourages audience participation and enjoyment.

Transcript

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Mac]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Mac]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

And I'm Amanda. We have a very, very special guest a long time coming. Mac does it with us.

[Mac]

Oh, my God. I love how you guys always introduce me as a very, very special guest. Honey, like, everyone's already used to me.

[Amanda]

Yeah, but we're not used to you here. This is. Well, it's not your first time on Smoshmouth. Actually, it's your first time in studio on Smoshmouth. But you were a guest on our live show. Yes, that we did@dynasty December 14, and that was unbelievable. And I can't believe we had you on the live show before we had you in the studio.

[Mac]

It was great. I felt well treated, you know, got a live audience, a clapping. You know, the applause was great.

[Amanda]

That was such a good audience.

[Shane]

So with this today, you've now been on every single Smosh channel.

[Mac]

Yes. Yes, I have. I got. I got my Smoshy, my egot, my Smash, my Smosh Got. Or whatever.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Literally everything.

[Shane]

Pretty.

[Mac]

My main goal. Now I can retire, you know.

[Shane]

Yeah. Now you're done.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you're done. You're done.

[Shane]

What's your. What's the best channel?

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

What's been your favorite movie?

[Mac]

Should I list my top five favorite splash? Cast members.

[Shane]

Cast members.

[Amanda]

We need this again as a clip of ways to slip into the title. Okay, Go ahead.

[Shane]

Yeah, go for it.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Give your top five.

[Shane]

No, you said it. You said it. Oh, should we guess?

[Mac]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, should we guess?

[Shane]

I don't. I'm scared.

[Amanda]

I'm not.

[Shane]

Go for it. Is it cast members or channels?

[Amanda]

No channels.

[Mac]

I don't have the top five. Guys. You're all my favorite. Okay.

[Shane]

Okay. Okay.

[Mac]

I don't be kicked out. Okay.

[Amanda]

Come on. I was gonna say tntl, but then I was like, bit City. You got to be a shrimp. But also, maybe. Maybe you didn't like that. I don't know.

[Mac]

Oh, I love being a shrimp.

[Amanda]

Okay, so maybe I love dressing up.

[Mac]

That's a Thing on my channel. I dress up all the time.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Mac]

Crazy outfits.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you were a shrimp. And it was excellent.

[Shane]

So, yeah, today we're gonna be guessing each other's top fives. We've all written down a bunch of lists of top fives. We've got a bunch of different categories. 11 different ones. We'll see if we get through all of them. But instead of just listing our top five favorite things of different categories, I figured it'd be fun to try to figure out if we can guess one another's.

[Amanda]

And I will say the second round, I will give hints because I know that you don't know all about me, but I'll give hints. And also you have to give hints because same.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah. So we're thinking for each one, we'll go person by person, and the other two will get three tries to guess three of the things on the.

[Mac]

Like, a beautiful way to get to know me.

[Amanda]

It's like, get to know me dating, but totally different. Right? Because there's two of us, two on one.

[Shane]

Right.

[Mac]

Modern day speed.

[Shane]

That would be. You know, that'd be a crazy way of speed dating. Competitive speed dating where two people sit down and it's like, all right, which one of you is going to make it?

[Amanda]

Wait, that is. That's essential. I feel like that's essentially online dating.

[Shane]

Can you imagine?

[Amanda]

That's essentially online dating, but with a lot of people, but two people at the same time in person.

[Shane]

Oh, my God. This is diabolical. But if there was a dating app that was bracket style.

[Mac]

You are pitch it. Pitch it. No, cut that part out. We gotta pitch this.

[Shane]

There is some sick fuck listening to this. It's like, yes, we're gonna make a ton of money off of this.

[Amanda]

You are sick. You are too involved in football right now.

[Shane]

No, I would never do that. What I'm saying, what if that existed? That would be awful, right?

[Amanda]

Sure. I know you want to do it even though you're married. It's fine. I won't tell her.

[Mac]

We'll keep it between us.

[Shane]

That's no different than those. Wait, did you. Did you watch those Ashley Madison documentaries?

[Amanda]

Of course I did.

[Shane]

It was like a married guy who was behind it all, like, making all the stuff.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And the wife's like, yeah, she's, like, very happy.

[Shane]

She's great.

[Amanda]

We love. I love him. And it's. He's like, dude, you're clearly fucking cheating. And remember the guy, the guy, the older gay guy who's just like, yeah, what we're Doing is up. What we're doing is just wrong. He's like my partner. I would never do this to my partner. This is up.

[Shane]

But you knew from the beginning that their marriage was fine. Oh, like, you just got the vibe. You're like.

[Amanda]

He's like, they're good. He's just.

[Shane]

He's just a business doing.

[Amanda]

He's making money.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Family bloggers. Are you a family vlogger?

[Shane]

So, Mac, you love family vlogging, right? Yeah.

[Mac]

Number one thing.

[Shane]

How hard was it to come up with your top fives for all these categories?

[Mac]

I did it at 1:00 in the morning.

[Shane]

Good.

[Amanda]

Best time.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Good.

[Mac]

Some of them are pretty goofy. Okay.

[Amanda]

Same, same. I would say it wasn't hard. I would say the hardest one for me was colors. I literally was like, there's so many.

[Shane]

It is hard.

[Amanda]

And I was like, you're gonna make fun of me. Cause none of them are like.

[Shane]

Are they very. Are they specific?

[Mac]

I was like, mauve.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I love mauve, but it's not on there.

[Shane]

It's not on there.

[Amanda]

It's not on there.

[Mac]

All right.

[Amanda]

But, yeah, I would say I'm glad the category isn't, like, movies or actors, because that would be very challenging for me.

[Shane]

I'd also have an advantage because I've seen a lot of people's top fives.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Right. Because we have our show on Smosh Games, where I guess people.

[Amanda]

Same guesses. Yeah.

[Shane]

We do it in reverse, though, where I see someone's top three and then I guess who it is.

[Amanda]

Remember when you saw my baby picture, you thought it was Damien.

[Shane]

Okay. That was actually shockingly, what I was worst at was baby pictures. But when you get up, when you get shown a baby picture and no context, you don't know a hint of who it is. I don't know. I struggled.

[Amanda]

I did look like a dude who's had too many ears, which is not Damien. But, like, I literally. The picture is.

[Shane]

He was a baby.

[Amanda]

I have, like, a big, cozy sweatshirt. I look like I've been up in the mountains skiing with a big beer. Like, that's what I look like now.

[Mac]

I want to see this photo. What are you talking about?

[Shane]

It's a pretty good. It's a pretty good baby photo.

[Amanda]

I'll pop it up.

[Shane]

Yeah, that was my worst one. I. I struggled with that, shockingly.

[Amanda]

Yeah. But this might be better.

[Shane]

This is going to be fun. This might do better than and who cares?

[Amanda]

Well, no, we care, because there's a point system. Right?

[Shane]

There's a.

[Amanda]

There's a point system wins a hot dog. No, I'm just kidding.

[Shane]

Okay. The winner gets a hot dog. We've just.

[Amanda]

You like hot dogs?

[Mac]

M. I love hot dogs. That was my best. What's her. What's her name? What's her name? What's her name?

[Shane]

Oh, give me a hot dog.

[Mac]

Yeah, I want a hot dog.

[Shane]

Jennifer Courtney does an insane. Jennifer Coolidge.

[Amanda]

She really does terrifying. I think she just did it on tnt.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Anyways, should we get into these?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Anyways.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I have my phone with my list.

[Shane]

Yeah, I have my phone with my list.

[Amanda]

How long have you actually been a guest on Smosh?

[Shane]

It's been years. That.

[Amanda]

Years.

[Mac]

Years. I mean, you guys were like a whole different studio when I first came.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

We were at Mythical, I think, when you.

[Amanda]

That was when I started.

[Mac]

I think, like, 2019, I think, was the first video I did with you guys. Wow. I believe.

[Amanda]

I think that's when I got hired.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Mac]

I think it was, like, around the same time. Yeah.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Did we cross paths? I don't know.

[Mac]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm not sure if we did. They made sure we didn't cross.

[Shane]

Do I know who you are? Have I met you? Do we want to start with something simple? Like, we have animals, we have foods, we have clothing pieces, beverages, vacation spots.

[Amanda]

Ooh.

[Shane]

All right, we're going to start with colors.

[Amanda]

Okay. I gave you guys a huge hint, but yeah. Okay, you guys want to start? First round of guests on.

[Shane]

My guess, Amanda's first.

[Mac]

Okay, look at me. Hmm. Mmm. Chartreuse.

[Shane]

Ooh. Good guess.

[Amanda]

It's actually. It's okay. It's not on there, but I did make up a character named Chartreuse back in the day. She was a rapper.

[Mac]

Okay, keep on going.

[Amanda]

Like, years ago, when I was, like, doing my own videos, I made up a rapper named Chartreuse.

[Mac]

Rapper named Chartreuse.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And my family's like, where did Chartreuse ever go? And I was like, she needed to be retired.

[Shane]

Is Chartreuse. She's a little.

[Amanda]

She's a little catch me outside kind of rapper. You know what I'm saying?

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Her name was Chartreuse. Her name is Chartreuse is what she talked like. Her name is Chartreuse. Okay.

[Mac]

Anyways, so thank you for sharing.

[Shane]

I don't know what color Chartreuse is. Is, like, green.

[Amanda]

It's green. There is whatever that herbal liqueur is.

[Shane]

Yeah. Well, there's green and Yellow chartreuse. That's why I was confused.

[Amanda]

It's green chartreuse.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Pretty cool.

[Shane]

Okay, so.

[Amanda]

No, but love that.

[Shane]

I'm going to go with lavender.

[Mac]

Ooh.

[Amanda]

Very close. Like, very close to my top one.

[Shane]

I think it's.

[Amanda]

I think it's pretty. It just has a different name.

[Shane]

That's fine. That's fine.

[Mac]

Hey, so it's like a purple in there. Okay. I don't know that many color names.

[Shane]

I'm not good with color names.

[Mac]

Me neither. Do we keep on guessing?

[Shane]

Yeah, I think we both get three guesses.

[Mac]

Okay. Oh, you said, like, elaborate. Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, no, no. We're gonna blow up. Sorry, Mac. That's the end. Sorry.

[Shane]

My watch.

[Mac]

And we're done.

[Shane]

My watch lets me know when it's 10am I don't know why I did it by accident. And I don't know how to turn that off.

[Amanda]

Is that protein shake time? You're just like this. You literally stop everything you do and.

[D]

You go.

[Amanda]

Protein shake.

[Mac]

He doesn't have his protein shake. He doesn't have a shake.

[Amanda]

He has to drink protein shake. He'll get really sick and really mean.

[D]

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[Shane]

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[Mac]

Okay. Oh, God. Burgundy.

[Shane]

Ooh.

[Amanda]

Ooh. No.

[Mac]

All right.

[Amanda]

But. But you're, like, in the same vein. Like, with the greens and the burgundy. You're in the same vein.

[Shane]

I. Okay, I'm going to. I'm going to switch it up. I'm going to go with, like, a burnt umber.

[Amanda]

Okay. I might give that to you because it's burnt orange clay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I added those three words together.

[Shane]

Give me a break.

[Amanda]

Orange clay.

[Shane]

What number is that?

[Amanda]

That's. That's number four.

[Shane]

All right. That's two points.

[Amanda]

That's two points.

[Shane]

So five is. If you guess their five, that's one point. Four is two points.

[Amanda]

You're literally so. And. And. Yeah. Well done.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

You are literally so close. You're just not saying the right names for me specifically, which is so messed up. I knew it. I was like, they're gonna kill me.

[Mac]

I don't know. Alternative color name.

[Amanda]

It's okay if you kind of are, like, in the same vein. It's fine.

[Shane]

Literally, if you get close enough, you can give them.

[Amanda]

You get close enough.

[Mac]

Okay, so I'm trying to stay in a purple area. God.

[Amanda]

I'll give you a hint. The sea.

[Shane]

Ooh, ocean. Okay.

[Mac]

The sea. The ocean. So like an aqua.

[Amanda]

I'll give that to you. Teal.

[Mac]

Oh, basically.

[Shane]

Basically.

[Amanda]

Basically the same. Teal is three.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And I will just go over. My number one is Purple Mountain Majesty, which is this.

[Shane]

Do I get one more guess?

[Amanda]

Yeah, sure you can.

[Shane]

I was never gonna guess. Purple Mountain.

[Mac]

This is my number one.

[Amanda]

No, it's fine.

[Mac]

What?

[Amanda]

I'm a child of the 70s, man.

[Shane]

I do feel like.

[Mac]

Okay, sounds like something from Dragon Tales.

[Shane]

So I'm gonna. There's only your number five left.

[Amanda]

And number two.

[Shane]

Oh, okay. I'm gonna guess. Ooh, just yellow.

[Amanda]

Very close. Mango.

[Shane]

Give me a break, Amanda.

[Amanda]

What.

[Shane]

What color is mango?

[Mac]

Mango's got to be different than yellow.

[Amanda]

Mango is very different than yellow. Yellow is like that freaking cord. Yuck.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Mango is.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Awesome.

[Shane]

Mac, it's your turn.

[Amanda]

Wait. So that's number two.

[Shane]

What's. What's.

[Amanda]

Do you want the last one so.

[Shane]

We can just move on? Yeah, we've moved on.

[Amanda]

Amazing thing. Sage green is my last one.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

It's different than.

[Shane]

I respect that it's different.

[Amanda]

Sage green is, like, a very pale. Hey, I. I know this is the thing.

[Shane]

When we. When we put colors as one of the categories, I knew yours were going to be insane. Insane.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I feel sorry.

[Shane]

Because you love flowers. You're. You're into, like, flowers, so you're gonna get specific about it.

[Amanda]

All right. So that's it.

[Shane]

I promise. Mine is not that way.

[Mac]

You love a Home Depot swatch.

[Amanda]

I love. So weird. Weird fact. My grandfather used to work for, like, this company called Bayer 2000, which is a color company, and I was obsessed. And he would have colors. Yeah. He invented purple.

[Shane]

He's like, something to go between blue and red.

[Amanda]

Exactly.

[Shane]

We should figure something out there.

[Amanda]

But he had, like, color swatches everywhere, and I was addicted to it.

[Shane]

That's cool.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

So much so that I was like, spencer, have we played hues and Q's? And he was like, yeah, we have. You just haven't been there. And I was like, oh, okay. Well, I'd crushed that game. Okay, that's my colors.

[Shane]

Okay, we'll now try to Guess. Max.

[Mac]

My turn. Okay, I promise I'm not that complicated.

[Shane]

You go first.

[Amanda]

Pink.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Ha ha, ha.

[Amanda]

I thought your sweater was a hit. Motherfucker.

[Shane]

He hates that sweater.

[Amanda]

I'm already so mad at me.

[Mac]

I hate pink. How dare you?

[Shane]

No, I'm gonna go with blue.

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Oh, you suck.

[Shane]

All right, so we're both. We have two guesses left. Go ahead.

[Mac]

Pink and blue are the first two guesses. What does that say about me? What do you guys think of me?

[Shane]

I just.

[Amanda]

Boy? Girl?

[Shane]

No, I just feel like blue is a very good general guess.

[Amanda]

Pink and blue. A deep red.

[Mac]

Close. Close. Ish.

[Amanda]

Crimson. Red.

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Oh, fuck. Burgundy.

[Mac]

Yes.

[Amanda]

I should have said that because you guessed that for me. What number is that?

[Mac]

That's number five, I think. I'll give it four guesses.

[Amanda]

How many points do I get? Yeah, I gave. I did, like, four. Well, Shane wasn't saying anything, so I just went for it.

[Shane]

Okay, I'm going to say orange.

[Mac]

Yes. Number one.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Mac]

My favorite color is orange. I like. I like a deep orange. You know, like a burnt. Like a yam.

[Shane]

Nice.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's gorgeous. Like a burnt. Like a clay.

[Shane]

All right, good luck. You have one more guess.

[Amanda]

Whatever.

[Shane]

For googling colors.

[Mac]

What are colors?

[Amanda]

So you said, okay, like. Like a deep orange. So that's, like, kind of like brown. So I'm not going to say brown. Or should I?

[Mac]

I feel like my favorite color was brown. I'd be, like, depressed.

[Amanda]

I almost wrote brown because I love brown, but then I was like, never mind. No, I'm not depressed. What? Dark green? Like forest green?

[Shane]

Ooh.

[Mac]

I'll give it to you. I just wrote green. Oh, yeah. I like a deeper green.

[Amanda]

I like deeper colors.

[Mac]

I like colors.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Burgundy, deep green, and then burnt.

[Mac]

Yeah. I love fall. If you can't tell.

[Amanda]

Yes. Okay.

[Mac]

Fall.

[Amanda]

Fall. Colors.

[Mac]

That is number three.

[Amanda]

Ooh.

[Shane]

Okay, so we only have one or two left. What numbers are left? Two and four. Okay, I'm going to go with. You mentioned fall. I'm going to say, like, a dark yellow.

[Mac]

No, no. Yellow is gross.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

I kind of agree. Mango is so much better.

[Shane]

I so mad. All right, is that all our guesses?

[Amanda]

That's all of our guesses.

[Shane]

All right. What is 2 and 4?

[Mac]

2 is purple and 4 is silver.

[Shane]

I almost.

[Amanda]

You.

[Shane]

I almost. Silver.

[Amanda]

I almost said silver, literally.

[Shane]

No, you didn't.

[Amanda]

I was like, can we almost say silver?

[Mac]

I wear a lot of silver. If you can't tell.

[Amanda]

No, that's crazy.

[Mac]

I see it. All right.

[Amanda]

I almost said it.

[Shane]

All right. Dang it down to me. I promise you, it's simple.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Okay.

[Shane]

Okay. Okay.

[Mac]

All right.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Mac]

Should I go first?

[Shane]

Go ahead.

[Mac]

White.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Nice. Because he is white.

[Mac]

I saw the skin. I was just calling it out, you.

[Shane]

Know, like, what are my favorite colors? I look in the mirror and I go, that one. White. Oh, I wasn't guessing. I was just observing.

[Amanda]

So grateful that. That. Yeah.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

I. I don't want to say gray, even though you wear a lot of gray. I'm going to say silver, not silver.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

You suck.

[Shane]

Okay, I like silver, but no, it's not top five.

[Mac]

Look at me.

[Amanda]

Look at me.

[Mac]

Purple.

[Shane]

No, purple.

[Amanda]

Green.

[Shane]

Green is number two.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I was gonna say I love green. He loves green.

[Shane]

I love green. I love grass. I love leaves. I love, like, nature.

[Amanda]

He loves nature colors.

[Mac]

I have, like, zero points, don't I?

[Amanda]

A three.

[Mac]

Oh, three.

[Amanda]

Look at you.

[Shane]

Okay, girl. This is probably the hardest category, I would say, too.

[Amanda]

Yeah, this is hard.

[Mac]

Blue.

[Shane]

Blue is number three.

[Amanda]

Nice.

[Shane]

All right, Amanda. Do you have one more guess for Amanda? Okay, number two and number three are good.

[Amanda]

You already said blue, right?

[Shane]

I have my number one, my number four, and my number five.

[Amanda]

I feel like you're not a red, orange, yellow type of person. I feel like you are.

[Shane]

Mm.

[Mac]

She just read you.

[Amanda]

Just read you.

[Mac]

Honey, you hear what she just said?

[Amanda]

I just.

[Mac]

You're not a red type of person.

[Shane]

You're not a red type.

[Amanda]

I just read you. Did he already say green? Yes, I already said green. I was gonna say olive green, but you don't fuck with that. You don't fuck with cool words.

[Shane]

Damn.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

Are you not okay?

[Shane]

No. Black.

[Amanda]

No, we're not okay.

[Shane]

No. All right, you guys want to hear what my number one was?

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Orange.

[Mac]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, I guess I really don't. You never wear orange?

[Shane]

No, I don't wear orange, but I love the color orange, specifically. I was looking it up, and I would have been specific. International orange. It's kind of that deep, deep orange. I really think international orange, but I like it more on, like, buildings or, like, not. Not on me.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

I like observing it. Number four was brown, and number five was pink. God.

[Amanda]

If you have brown, you're depressed.

[Shane]

You're a depressed piece of breath. Did you say pink? Pink is number five. I love pink.

[Amanda]

Whoa. Those are surprises to me.

[Shane]

Really?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

I like all colors. It's. For me, I'm more of a. It's like the type of color. It's like an earth tone.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

I like a pastel But I am.

[Mac]

Wearing pink and my favorite color is orange, so I think I'm winning the speed date.

[Shane]

Okay, fine.

[Amanda]

I'm wearing brown. Hey, I'm wearing brown.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Okay, I'm gonna wear pink every day from now on and be like, hey, Shane.

[Shane]

Okay, do we wanna move on to.

[Amanda]

I love this.

[Shane]

Let's see. We could do candy or animals or clothing pieces. This is another really hard one.

[Mac]

This one's interesting if you know me.

[Amanda]

I mean, I feel like this is gonna be really hard for you guys. Maybe not.

[Shane]

Okay, clothing pieces. It's clothing pieces and accessories. Right. Or, like, let us know what you considered in the category.

[Amanda]

Mine's just clothing pieces.

[Shane]

Do we want to guess Max?

[Amanda]

Yeah, I think we should guess Mac.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Any hints you want to give us off?

[Mac]

Um, no.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And I love that.

[Mac]

Okay. I kept it very essential.

[Shane]

Okay. Yes.

[Mac]

But, like, it's kind of.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Mac]

It's kind of goofy. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Do you want to go first? You want me to go first?

[Amanda]

I don't know why I'm feeling something long.

[Shane]

Okay. Are you gonna guess or.

[Amanda]

I just want him to tell me. No. Like a long butt down.

[Mac]

No, I didn't write that.

[Shane]

Okay, I'm gonna go classic. I'm gonna say T shirt.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Damn.

[Amanda]

Sweater.

[Shane]

Sweater.

[Amanda]

Sweater.

[Mac]

Yes. Ding, ding, ding.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Mac]

I love me a sweater.

[Amanda]

What? What number is that?

[Mac]

That is number three. I said cashmere sweater.

[Amanda]

Cashmere sweater. And that's exactly what I was going to say.

[Shane]

Okay, okay. We got winter vibes here.

[Amanda]

Winter.

[Shane]

So I'm gonna say beanie.

[Mac]

Yes. That's number five. I went through a huge beanie era.

[Amanda]

Okay, me too. I wore beanies all the time.

[Mac]

I have a giant basket just full of them right now.

[Amanda]

Me, too, actually. I had to throw a lot away. I was like, goodbye. Remember those beanies that were kind of like berets, but not. Thank you. Thank you for making me feel beanies.

[Mac]

That were kind of like berets, but not.

[Shane]

You get it? Okay, final guess.

[Amanda]

A scarf.

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

Not a scarf. Girly.

[Shane]

No, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna keep it general. I don't know if it gets more specific. Shoes.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Damn.

[Amanda]

That's very general.

[Shane]

We both. We both got one in there.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

What was the rest of your list?

[Mac]

Fuzzy socks is number one. Oh, love me a fuzzy sock.

[Amanda]

She's comfy.

[Mac]

Yes, I'm a comfy girl. I like briefs. And then that goofy top hat tap dancers wear.

[Amanda]

Yeah, of course.

[Shane]

Is that a bowler cap?

[Amanda]

It's like it's like. Yeah, the cane and they're like.

[Shane]

It's rounded though. It's right.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Yeah. I love that.

[Shane]

Okay, how many do you own?

[Mac]

Zero.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

So you just respect them?

[Mac]

Yeah, respect it.

[Shane]

That's really cool.

[Amanda]

Respect.

[Shane]

Do you want to go? You want me to go?

[Amanda]

You go. Okay, we'll guess you.

[Shane]

All right, go ahead.

[Amanda]

Okay. Button down, long sleeve.

[Shane]

That is. That is number five.

[Amanda]

Hell yeah.

[Shane]

Button up, shirt.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

I like it.

[Mac]

All right. I was gonna guess flannel, but I feel like that's so close to.

[Shane]

That's the. That's in the same category.

[Amanda]

Same category.

[Shane]

I'll let you know that.

[Mac]

Ooh, a tank top.

[Shane]

No, no, I like a tank top. But it's not.

[Amanda]

Only in private. He only wears tank tops in private.

[Shane]

I wear tank tops sometimes.

[Amanda]

Just kidding. Sometimes not. Tank man, white T shirt.

[Shane]

That is number two. Yep, that's number two.

[Amanda]

White tea, baby.

[Shane]

Yeah, I. Hey, I'm wearing it right now.

[Amanda]

Loves it.

[Mac]

A sneaker?

[Shane]

No, but it's. That's like number six. That's. That's right there.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

I do like sneakers.

[Mac]

Off the chart. Off the chart.

[Shane]

But. But close. But not. Not there.

[Amanda]

Jeans.

[Shane]

That is number one.

[Amanda]

Yeah, Jeans, white tee. We love it.

[Shane]

That's me.

[Amanda]

We love it.

[Mac]

Unfair advantage.

[Shane]

It's definitely unfair for this one.

[Amanda]

It's. I see him every single day of my life.

[Mac]

Jeans and a white tee. We love that. All American boy.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Mac]

Ooh, boxers.

[Shane]

No, I actually don't like boxers. I used to wear them when I was a kid and I got really annoyed with them because every time you pull your pants up, they're just. You gotta like.

[Amanda]

How can you wear like anything form fitting with boxers?

[Shane]

No, you can't. It's awful.

[Amanda]

You can't. I feel like I guessed a lot. You should just tell us so I don't get more points.

[Shane]

Oh. Oh, that's it. Okay, so jeans, white T shirts, loafers. I think loafers are really cool.

[Mac]

Loafers. Okay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

And then Urban Outfitters.

[Shane]

Watches.

[Amanda]

Watch.

[Shane]

And then button up, shirt.

[Mac]

Watch. Okay, Watch.

[Amanda]

That's really good.

[Shane]

I like watches. I think they're cool.

[Amanda]

I love that.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Amazing. Okay, I will say I didn't. I did not do accessories.

[Shane]

Okay. This is just purely clothing. Yeah.

[Amanda]

Cause if I did, I would have done like jewelry. Cause that's what I wear.

[Shane]

Okay, do you want to go first? You want me to go first?

[Mac]

You go first.

[Shane]

Okay. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say is dress is like just dress number one. Dang.

[Amanda]

If I could wear, like, a sundress or, like, a cotton dress every single day. That's what I would wear.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Number one.

[Mac]

Okay. Bell bottoms.

[Shane]

I think that's a good dress.

[Amanda]

I actually. Bell bottoms. They're not on this list, though. Okay. Back. That's okay.

[Shane]

Sweatpants.

[Amanda]

No, I actually don't enjoy wearing sweatpants.

[Shane]

I hate sweat.

[Amanda]

It makes me feel. For me. It makes me feel like. I don't know why I. They're so comfy at home, but, like, I don't like the feeling of it. I'd rather be in something flowy. I'm insane.

[Shane]

No, I'm. I, I. I'm flowy. I think I. I'm more insane than you. That I like, really? Like, thick, tough material.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Shane]

It makes me feel protected.

[Amanda]

I like, like, loose. Like, if I would love to. Like if I could live on an island. Those are the clothes that I want to wear.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

24 7.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

But I can't. Okay.

[Mac]

A blouse.

[Shane]

Oh, good guess.

[Amanda]

I will give it to you. Mine's like a button down.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Like a.

[Mac]

Like, I love, like a flowy shirt.

[Amanda]

Yes. Like a long button down. Okay, that's number two.

[Shane]

Nice. Okay, I'll guess scarf.

[Amanda]

No, but I love scarves. I actually have a whole drawer of them.

[Shane]

Well, I guess you don't really love them.

[Amanda]

No, shut up. I don't wear them that much. It's not that cold here. East coast. I wore a scarf every day.

[Mac]

A boot.

[Amanda]

I didn't think to do shoes, so I'll give you another guess.

[Mac]

Oh, okay.

[Amanda]

But I love boots. Slippers.

[Mac]

Also a beanie.

[Shane]

Ooh.

[Amanda]

I didn't do like, I did only body clothing.

[Mac]

Oh, okay. All right, I'll give you another chance.

[Shane]

Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.

[Mac]

Ooh, a sweater.

[Amanda]

Ooh, no.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

No.

[Mac]

I just suck at this.

[Amanda]

No. No, you don't. You're fucking killing me. I don't know what you guys probably won't. Okay, number three is jumpsuits. I love jumpsuits because they're easy and they're fun. Number four is long skirts.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Oh, like, I love, like.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Like Mormon long.

[Amanda]

No, like Esmeralda long.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I mean, like, fair, long and flowy. Okay. And a robe. I love a robe.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I love. Ever since I was a little kid, I had a blue velvet robe, and my sister was like, take that thing off. And I was like, no. I don't know why I thought I was, like, this diva in the house, but I had a blue velvet robe that I wore every day.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Yep. So there you go.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Little something something.

[Shane]

Next category. Jobs we do.

[Amanda]

Ooh, that's good.

[Mac]

This is gonna be interesting.

[Amanda]

Okay, can we clear up? Did we all do what?

[Shane]

Yeah, I think. What. What was the. Like, is it dream jobs or is it jobs that you think you would do or. I think mine is.

[Amanda]

I guess everyone can just be, like, specific about.

[Shane]

Yeah, like, just clear up what. What you're.

[Mac]

This is one have in mind. I did write this at 1:00 in the morning, so this is the one where I just go off the rails.

[Shane]

Okay, good.

[Amanda]

Okay. Off the rails.

[Shane]

Okay, let's guess. We'll guess yours first. All right, Amanda, you go first.

[Amanda]

Stripper.

[Shane]

Hell, yes.

[Amanda]

Exotic dancer.

[Mac]

Good one, good one.

[Amanda]

Exotic dance.

[Mac]

But no, no.

[Amanda]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Shane]

I think. Are they. Did you have the mindset of, like, outside of the entertainment industry or is it just not YouTuber.

[Mac]

Yeah, you know.

[Shane]

Cause I'll say for myself.

[Mac]

YouTuber. Yeah, let's say that.

[Shane]

Okay. Yeah, I feel like you would kill this. Maybe you've done this before, but like a red carpet. Like something with a red carpet. Like an interviewer.

[Mac]

Oh, that would have been a good one. But. But no, no, I didn't write that.

[Shane]

Okay, okay.

[Amanda]

I'm going totally different, I think completely.

[Mac]

Out of left field.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Shane]

Got it.

[Amanda]

Like, run a hotel on a fancy island.

[Shane]

You run the White Lotus.

[Amanda]

Something like that.

[Mac]

No, no, no.

[Shane]

Okay, okay. Out of left field.

[Amanda]

Left field.

[Shane]

Would not expect it. I'm going to go lawyer.

[Mac]

Oh, no.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Can I do one more?

[Shane]

Sure.

[Amanda]

Run a farm.

[Shane]

Oh, farmer.

[Mac]

No, I already kind of do. But now you do.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Mac]

My boyfriend's family runs an olive farm.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Olive farm is hard. Yeah, it's intense. It's like a lot of work.

[Mac]

Yes, I'm learning that.

[Amanda]

Holy.

[Mac]

Slowly.

[Amanda]

That's so cool.

[Shane]

That's awesome.

[Amanda]

Do you make olive oil on the farm or is it.

[Mac]

Yes, olive oil.

[Shane]

Wow. Cool.

[Amanda]

That's incredible.

[Shane]

That's top five favorite olive oil. Can we come over and hang out?

[Mac]

And I mean, the harvest at the end of the year. Maybe you guys can be invited.

[Amanda]

Wait, is there a rule with olive oil that. Do you sell it to, like, wholesalers or is it like family first?

[Mac]

The place where farmers sell things.

[Amanda]

Farmers market.

[Mac]

Farmers market. Thank you.

[Amanda]

Oh, okay. Got it. The place where. It's a market where farmers sell.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I don't know.

[Shane]

We. We got there Whole Foods. We figured it out. I have no idea for this last one. Accountant.

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Okay, Can I do one more?

[Mac]

Yes.

[Amanda]

Astronaut.

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Right.

[Mac]

You Guys want to hear this?

[Shane]

All right, let's hear the list. We didn't get any.

[Mac]

Well, number one, whoever the hell schedules Beyonce's happy birthday posts on her website of the celebrities. That's. So she always post, like, a baby picture of the celebrity. I want to be the person has to find that baby picture. I was like, a deep cut who.

[Amanda]

Runs her Instagram because it is good. Yes, I'm into it.

[Mac]

Number two, a CIA agent because I'm nosy.

[Shane]

Damn, you would crush.

[Amanda]

Damn, you would crush. I should have fucking guessed that.

[Mac]

Number three, Liam Hemsworth's toilet, because I want him to sit on me.

[Amanda]

Stop, Stop.

[Mac]

I wrote this at 1am okay, stop. Number four.

[Amanda]

Stop.

[Mac]

A Pirates of the Caribbean animatronic.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

That's literally Shane's dream in life.

[Mac]

That's so good. Number five, a Nepo baby. Preferably a Getty or a Coppola.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Ooh, Coppola. I would go Coppola.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Okay. Yours are really good. Mine are, like, so blue. Mine are so blue collar. Mine's like, really thinking about it.

[Shane]

You're like, this is what I'm doing tomorrow.

[Amanda]

Yeah. This is what I'm doing when it all ends.

[Shane]

All right, well, we'll guess yours.

[Amanda]

Okay, go ahead.

[Shane]

I'll go ahead first.

[Amanda]

That was so good. The Beyonce pose. Liam Hemsworth. We have to talk about that. I don't. I don't know about Liam.

[Shane]

All right, Amanda, I'm gonna go ahead and guess like a teacher. I'll guess teacher.

[Amanda]

No.

[Mac]

Ooh, wow.

[Amanda]

I'm kidding. I will say there's something about me that just doesn't.

[Shane]

You just think you'd have a hard time doing.

[Amanda]

I think, well, my mom think you're better than teachers. That's exactly.

[Shane]

I think that's why I thought, my.

[Amanda]

Mom'S a teacher, and she would have me, like, shadow a lot, and I would. I would just be so exhausted. I don't know how they do it. They have an energy that I don't have.

[Shane]

Okay, that's fair. That's fair.

[Amanda]

All right, all right. I get what you're doing. Blue collar, kind of.

[Mac]

I'm gonna say lawyer for you. Lawyer.

[Amanda]

No, but that should be on this fucking list. Damn it.

[Shane]

Okay, I. I think. Okay, I think, because I'm gonna guess this because you like true crime. I'm gonna guess detective.

[Amanda]

That's my number one.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I have genuinely thought about being a detective, but being a detective, liking true.

[Shane]

Crime and being a detective, very different.

[Mac]

Look at dead bodies. Because under true crimes, they don't show the dead bodies.

[Amanda]

I know. And I'm wondering. I think I could. But also, if you watch, like, I love the first 48. Those detectives have that. No lives. They're exhausted all the time. Their marriages break up, and I'm like, do I want that life? A part of me is like, yeah.

[Shane]

But no, I think you'd hate it, because after 48 hours, you're like, well, we got to move on. Guess we didn't get them.

[Amanda]

I would have let that happen.

[Shane]

No, you would be.

[Mac]

You'll be.

[Shane]

You'd be off the force and going rogue.

[Amanda]

I would be a horrible person. I wouldn't have any friends. No one would like me. So it's just a choice.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

It's a full life choice.

[Shane]

Okay. Fair.

[Amanda]

Okay. How about I give you a hint?

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Water, Water, Ocean. Okay.

[Mac]

A cruise ship captain. No.

[Shane]

Whoa. You would kill that, though.

[Amanda]

I would be, again, all those things. I would have to, like, sell my soul to the devil and be like, all right, I'm taking on this job, because I would be a nightmare.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I would want to be a nightmare. Like, all those jobs. I would be like. I would allow myself to be a horrible person.

[Mac]

Just hearing you on the intercom with, like, the Disney cruise.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Is your other one lifeguard?

[Amanda]

No, scuba dive instructor.

[Shane]

Oh, okay. I genuinely like a teacher.

[Amanda]

I.

[Shane]

No, I'm just kidding.

[Amanda]

I genuinely have seriously thought about doing that, like, when I first moved out here. But I love them all, but they're just. They're. They're always on night. They're all hooked up on the nitrogen constantly. So they're like, well, let's get in here, man. I love them all, but, like, that's a lot of nitrogen in your blood. A lot of time.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And you have to deal with, like, a lot of tourists who, like, bring really expensive scuba equipment.

[Shane]

Yeah. Dude.

[Amanda]

That they don't need. So you'll be like, look at this tiny little seahorse. And the guy will come in with his huge camera that he bought. Like, that's, like a thousand dollars. And you're like, bro.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

So do you scuba dive a lot?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Okay. That's what I'm learning.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

When was the last time you scuba dived? I don't think I've heard about you scuba diving.

[Amanda]

Really?

[Shane]

I don't think you've talked about scuba diving.

[Amanda]

Whoa. That's so weird. I got certified when I was 14 in Belize.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

All. All my sisters except for one and my mom scuba dive.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

And I got Garde certified in Kauai Cool. The last time I went was, like, a year ago in Kauai.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I've. That's, like, what I try to do every year.

[Shane]

What's the coolest thing you've seen underwater?

[Mac]

A dead body.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly. That's what started a true crime. Coolest thing I've seen underwater. A shipwreck.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I, like, got to go 80ft because you need special nitrogen for that. And I saw a shipwreck nitrogen and a statue that was down there.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And then in Hawaii, I did hear a whale giving birth, but that was very far away.

[Shane]

No, it's.

[Amanda]

It's like, the most painful sound ever that you're like, oh, my God. Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

All right, well, Pretty cool.

[Mac]

Are we still guessing?

[Shane]

I think Mac has one more.

[Mac]

Okay. These are, like, international tour guide.

[Amanda]

Ooh, that's fun. Travel, but now very fun. Like, you're kind of giving me ideas.

[Shane]

What was your other ones?

[Amanda]

Okay. My second one was an animal doctor.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

What are they called? Thanks. I literally googled animal doctor. I was like, what the are they called? What are they called? Vets. Thank you. Third was scuba dive instructor. Fourth was burlesque dancer.

[Mac]

Oh, okay.

[Amanda]

I could just 100% do that for life.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Who knows? Last one. Horse wrangler.

[Shane]

Horse wrangler?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

I lived by a horse farm growing up, and I did a bunch of horse lessons, and I was obsessed.

[Shane]

You're just the one who gets them.

[Amanda]

And I'm the one who gets them.

[Mac]

Let me go get those whispers.

[Amanda]

You don't. I'm the one who. People are like, you're gonna meet Amanda. Don't talk to her. She's kind of gruff. Like, she doesn't want to talk to anybody. Like, I'm telling you, my whole personality is going to change with all these jobs. I'm not going to be this Amanda. I'm going to be the one who's weathered.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Been through so much. Drink straight out of the bottle.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I switched to whiskey.

[Shane]

I definitely Jack Daniel.

[Amanda]

Guys that I have to wrangle around to sleep with. I don't know who's knocking on my door.

[Mac]

All right.

[Shane]

Holy.

[Amanda]

Which means I'm a actor at heart, because I'm thinking about all these roles, and I'm like, no, I'd be a horse wrangler. And it's supposed to, like, who's gonna come knocking on.

[Shane]

I like how with your job comes this whole life. You have to also live. Guess I have to be this now.

[Amanda]

That's what I'm thinking. I wear the same jeans every day. Boots. I have an issue with my dad. Like, we don't speak. Something's going awry. I might, like, get. Really? I might like his will. He might give me everything. It might be a crazy story.

[Shane]

All right, all right, that's it. You guess on a guess. Mine?

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. We haven't done yours yet. My bad.

[Mac]

You want to give us.

[Amanda]

Yeah, give us some hints.

[Shane]

Oof.

[Amanda]

Astronaut.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Oh, wait. No, no, no.

[Shane]

You. You wasted one guess there. Okay. Some of these are. A lot of these are, like, realistic. Like. Okay. I think this would be genuinely what I would have gone for had I not got into this. And some are a little. The number one is a little aspirational. And a couple of them are a little aspirational, but not too crazy. Not like, you know, billionaire, like, because.

[Amanda]

I wasted mine on an astronaut.

[Shane]

But some of them, I don't think either of you are gonna guess.

[Mac]

Aspirational, but not too crazy. A senator?

[Shane]

No, see, I view that as like.

[Amanda]

Oh, I'm English literature teacher.

[Shane]

No, no. But I'll give a hint for Mac. Close.

[Amanda]

Close.

[Shane]

For English literature teacher.

[Amanda]

Literature.

[Shane]

That's very close.

[Mac]

Close.

[Shane]

Very close.

[Mac]

So it's like in the teacher category?

[Amanda]

No, no, it's in the English category.

[Mac]

He's in the category. Do you want to be an author?

[Shane]

Yes, that's number one.

[Mac]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Shane]

I think being an author would be just so cool.

[Amanda]

I knew that.

[Mac]

Just write a book.

[Shane]

I know, yeah, easy. But it's also like so many careers.

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[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

All right. You get one more.

[Amanda]

Damn. Okay. Aspirational, but not too big.

[Shane]

One of these is not realistic, but okay. Like, I wouldn't be able. I wouldn't be able to go into this.

[Amanda]

Archeologists like you discovered like a pharaoh?

[Shane]

No, Archaea archaeologist. Sounds cool, but that's back breaking work. I actually. Well, the 99 of the job is you're just a professor at a college then you might get. You might go on digs occasionally.

[Amanda]

But no, I would want to be the person who like goes on the digs.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You know what I mean? Like Laura Dern and Jurassic Park.

[Shane]

I think all of that. I think, I think movies make that stuff seem a lot cooler.

[Mac]

Jones.

[Shane]

Yeah, like a paleontologist. It's not that fun. It's a lot of just kinda going through dirt.

[Amanda]

Okay, okay.

[Mac]

So it's not attached to the industry. Correct.

[Shane]

Not attached to the industry. None of these are remotely entertainment industry.

[Mac]

And one of them is far fetched, you said.

[Shane]

I don't think any of these are. One of them's far fetched. Not because it's like some crazy big time career. It's just like I don't have the skills to do it.

[Mac]

A pediatrician?

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Shane]

That is good. Doctor was never appealing to me. I was always scared of that industry.

[Mac]

So tell all the doctors in the world why you hate them.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, I hate you because I just don't think I would be a good doctor. I. It's too much work.

[Amanda]

Have I run out of gases?

[Shane]

High stress.

[Mac]

Damn.

[Shane]

Okay, so number two, psychologist.

[Mac]

Oh, okay. I freaking knew that.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's what you studied? Yeah, I'm an idiot.

[Shane]

Psychologist is more realist. Like that's the path I would have gone down. I don't know if it would have been therapist or like an organizational psychologist to be in the. Or a research psychologist. That all sounds really fun. This is the one that I think is unrealistic, which is wildlife photographer. Dude, imagine working for like graphics and it's like, oh, you got into the jungle for months and you're sitting there waiting for a leopard to come by.

[Mac]

Yeah, that requires a lot of patience. Yeah, but it'd be cool.

[Amanda]

Did you ever watch Planet Earth and did you ever watch the like behind.

[Shane]

Planet Earth where those guys sat around for the snow leopard for like three years?

[Amanda]

Remember the bat dung cave where they were in it?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

That would be you.

[Shane]

I know. Wait, but it'd be cool.

[Amanda]

Do you know who Paul Nicholas?

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Anyways, I follow him on Instagram.

[Shane]

Boy.

[Amanda]

Anyways, I follow him on Instagram and he's a national photographer and he posts all of his stories about each picture that he takes. You should hook. You want me to hook it up?

[Shane]

Okay, sure.

[Amanda]

I'm just kidding. I don't know.

[Mac]

Make your dream a reality.

[Shane]

Number four. Plumber or like a trade. I think I would actually enjoy it. Wow.

[Amanda]

I bet you.

[Shane]

Because, like, to go. I love, like, having a task and completing the task and being done with it. I actually do enjoy, like, fixing things. And then last one I think I would love. This is gardener.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Shane]

Like when I. I was at the Huntington Gardens and I saw people walking around that worked there, and I was like, that's so cool. And I know every job is grueling, right? But I'm just like, I love.

[Mac]

Or like a botanist, probably more botanist. Okay.

[Shane]

But gardener of any sort. Like, I just. I don't know, I love.

[Amanda]

I feel like those people, they are a bit of like, botanist, but they come in and like, trim.

[Shane]

Probably more along the lines of botanist, but working with. With flowers in that capacity would be really fun.

[Amanda]

I don't even know. You should.

[Shane]

We do. I feel like the next one should be Nick shows, because I think that's.

[Amanda]

Going to be so too.

[Shane]

All right, Nick. Nickelodeon shows.

[Amanda]

Nickelodeon shows.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

You love Nickelodeon.

[Mac]

Yes, I love. That was the first video I did on Smosh.

[Shane]

Yes. Your Nickelodeon knowledge brought you to us.

[Amanda]

Unbelievable.

[Mac]

And now I never left.

[Shane]

Should we.

[Amanda]

I never left.

[Shane]

Who should we guess first?

[Amanda]

Yours.

[Shane]

Good luck. I love Nickelodeon.

[Amanda]

This is hard because I'm gonna struggle with, like, the difference between, like, sometimes I'm like, oh, that's a. No, that's a Disney show. Amanda.

[Mac]

Mm.

[Amanda]

Like Drake and Josh is a Disney show. No, that's a Nick show.

[Mac]

Is it more live action or cartoon?

[Shane]

I have a mix here.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

I will say that I have a couple live action and a couple cartoons.

[Mac]

Okay. You wanna go first?

[Amanda]

Sure. The Amanda show?

[Shane]

No, but I love the Amanda show, but no.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

Avatar, the Last Airbender.

[Shane]

That is number one.

[Mac]

Yes.

[Shane]

That is hardcore number one.

[Mac]

A man with taste.

[Shane]

Damn it. Which is. It's. It's a very. I will say it's very different from the rest of them, but, you know, it kind of stands out on Nickelodeon too. It's not like Nickelodeon shows, but it's just so good.

[Amanda]

All I'm gonna guess is gonna be in the wrong.

[Shane]

That's no, I think. Okay, I'll let you know. I was born in 91, so I was a kid in the late 90s.

[Amanda]

Okay. So it's fine.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Hey, Arnold.

[Shane]

No, you're guessing great ones. You're guessing ones that I was like, I like that show, but it's just not top five.

[Mac]

Are you afraid of the dark?

[Shane]

Ooh, another great guess, but no. You guys have. Those were three that I was, like, so good. These are getting edged out of the top five, but they are right. Right there.

[Amanda]

All right, let me edge in a different one. Sorry. I'm so dumb. I don't know if you like this, actually.

[Shane]

Okay, whatever.

[Amanda]

I'm just gonna go for it. Ren and Stimpy.

[Shane]

No, I did not like Ren and Stimpy.

[Mac]

I was not allowed to watch that growing up.

[Shane]

That shit is disgusting.

[Amanda]

I was not allowed to watch that either. And fucking Simpsons.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Ah, real Monsters.

[Shane]

No, no, I was not a huge fan of real monsters. So you got Avatar. That was my number one. Number two was all that.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I was gonna go either a man or all. That's my.

[Shane]

I was like, I can't put a man to show and all that. I liked them both. To me, all that, like, encompasses that as well. Number three was Rugrats. Huge Rugrats fan. Or Invader Zim.

[Mac]

I forgot. That's a nice show.

[Shane]

I loved Invader Zim. Yeah. I didn't know if you. And then five was Keenan and Kel.

[Amanda]

Duh.

[Shane]

Keenan and Kelan. Which is also, you know, it's under that. All that umbrella. But it was different. It was different enough because it was more sitcom.

[Amanda]

Remember there. Movies?

[Shane]

Oh, yeah, dude. Good Burger. Hell yeah, dude. All right.

[Amanda]

Kel is still hosting shows at Dynasty and.

[Shane]

Really?

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

He's so great.

[Amanda]

He has a show right now, I think.

[Shane]

And Kenan's been on SNL for 50.

[Amanda]

Yes, he literally has.

[Shane]

It's so wild how I've just seen him do sketch comedy my entire life.

[Amanda]

Me too.

[Shane]

I. It's been the entire time. I know. What a career.

[Amanda]

I think he said that in a recent interview. He's like, I can't believe I'm still here.

[Shane]

I can't believe he just. But, like, since he was, like, eight, he's been doing sketch comedy.

[Mac]

Sketch comedy. Mm.

[Amanda]

He started in all that.

[Mac]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

Back in the 90s. All right, should we guess? Let's guess yours next.

[Amanda]

Mine. Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

All right. I feel like I.

[Shane]

Do you want to go first?

[Amanda]

I gave some hints. Gave some major hints.

[Mac]

So is it more live action or cartoon?

[Shane]

Do you have both?

[Amanda]

I do have both, but more live.

[Mac]

Action around the 90s, I'm guessing. Okay.

[Shane]

She's gonna have Even Stevens on there or something.

[Mac]

Hannah Montana.

[Amanda]

I watched Even Stevens all the time, but it was not.

[Shane]

But that's also Disney.

[Amanda]

And that's what I thought. And I knew that. That's why it's not on this list. That's why it's not on this list. It's not on this list. No.

[Shane]

Bitch.

[Amanda]

See, you do this on purpose.

[Mac]

A real monsters.

[Amanda]

No, no.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Legend of the Hidden Temple.

[Amanda]

No, that show drove me nuts as a kid. I was like, ah, they couldn't put.

[Mac]

Together the little statue.

[Amanda]

I know, but no, idiot. But it was very fun.

[Shane]

Okay?

[Amanda]

It was like a good wild competition show.

[Mac]

Cat Dog.

[Amanda]

No, but I did watch Cat Dog.

[Shane]

Rocco's Modern Life.

[Amanda]

No, but I did watch that as well.

[Shane]

Okay, do we each get one more guess?

[Amanda]

I'm going to give you guys a hint.

[Shane]

You've said it, We've said it.

[Mac]

Said it, said it.

[Amanda]

But not towards me.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Are you afraid of the Dark?

[Amanda]

Absolutely. One of my absolute favorite shows. Not my number one, but one of my absolute favorites. I think that's third. Okay, I love Are youe Afraid of the Dark? Wasn't that on Nick at Night? No, no. Nick at Night was the old, old, old shows.

[Shane]

Yeah. Okay, one more shows like.

[Amanda]

What's that one?

[Shane]

Old shows.

[Amanda]

Bewitched. Wasn't that on Nick at night?

[Shane]

Probably. Everything was on Nick. And Knight. Okay, one more guess to take it home. Slime Time Live. No, Come on. It was a good one. That was almost.

[Amanda]

Wait, isn't that the host? What's his name?

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. He later hosted other stuff.

[Amanda]

He did. Wrapped this like Candy show.

[Shane]

Okay, anyways, what's your top five?

[Amanda]

Top one is all that 100%.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I was addicted to all that. And I was also. Number two is the Amanda show. I know it feels the same, but for me they were totally different. Like the Amanda show was where that and Jim Carrey is where I got my comedy.

[Shane]

Amanda show is so good.

[Amanda]

I was addicted to the Amen show.

[Shane]

Are you afraid of the dark?

[Amanda]

Are you afraid of the dark? Rugrats.

[Mac]

Dang.

[Amanda]

I love Rugrats.

[Shane]

Thrown these out.

[Amanda]

Loved Rugrats. And then this last one, you might not know.

[Shane]

What is it?

[Amanda]

Clarissa explains it all.

[Mac]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

I almost threw that one out with the latter. I didn't. I didn't throw it out there because I forgot if that was Disney or Nickelodeon.

[Amanda]

I actually had to re look it up. I was like, wait, is that Melissa Joan Hart? Okay, Crazy.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

Throwback.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Shane]

All right. This is. This is the real deal here.

[Mac]

The real deal.

[Shane]

Yeah. Neither of us had SpongeBob.

[Mac]

Nah, I was SpongeBob. Is like, overstayed its welcome, in my opinion.

[Amanda]

I agree completely.

[Mac]

Wow.

[Amanda]

I agree completely. I'm like, they're trying to reinvent.

[Mac]

They spoiled the broth.

[Amanda]

Tommy and I went to, like, the SpongeBob Kids Choice Awards.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And they had like a competition for tiktokers who would put like, post spongebob content. And they were like grown ass adults. And I was like, I don't know.

[Shane]

I don't know. That's all I'll say.

[Amanda]

I don't know anymore.

[Shane]

Do you want to guess first?

[Amanda]

All that?

[Mac]

No.

[Amanda]

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

[Shane]

I'm gonna throw out one that we haven't said that I. I saw a live taping of, and that is true. Jackson vp.

[Mac]

Oh, I love that show. But no, I didn't put it on the list. Is she coming back with it? Wasn't that, like the thing maybe.

[Amanda]

I don't know what this show is.

[Shane]

It was a. It was a little bit later.

[Mac]

It was Kiki Palmer.

[Shane]

It's Kiki Palmer's show. It was really, really good.

[Amanda]

But it only ran for, like, definitely don't know.

[Shane]

Didn't it only go for like two seasons?

[Mac]

It was only two seasons.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

How old was she when she did that?

[Shane]

She was younger.

[Amanda]

She was young.

[Mac]

Yeah. She's like 17. 16. Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Damn.

[Shane]

Okay, wait. Cartoons. Live action.

[Mac]

Mostly cartoons.

[Shane]

Mostly cartoons.

[Amanda]

Doug.

[Mac]

No, it wasn't Doug. Disney. It was like both, Right? It was Nickelodeon and Disney or something, right?

[Amanda]

Was it a hybrid?

[Mac]

Nickelodeon. Okay.

[Shane]

Okay, you've said you've guessed it for us, so I'm gonna guess all real monsters.

[Mac]

No, Dang.

[Amanda]

Hey, Arnold.

[Mac]

No, I was not into hair.

[Amanda]

I knew it. I said it and I was like, why did you say that?

[Shane]

Okay, cartoons. I'll. I'll throw out Rugrats.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Dang. Oh, we got destroyed.

[Amanda]

We're not allowed to watch Ren and Stimpy.

[Shane]

What was. What was your top five?

[Amanda]

Dog.

[Mac]

No, Cat Dog is one of them. Yeah, Cat Dog is one of them. Cattle is number four.

[Amanda]

Of course.

[Shane]

What's your top five?

[Mac]

Top five? Number one, Fairly odd parents. Oh, love me some fairly odd parents. Number two. ICarly.

[Amanda]

Oh, whoa.

[Mac]

Loved icars.

[Shane]

Hey, we did not throw that one out there.

[Amanda]

No.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

On purpose.

[Shane]

I'm just kidding.

[Amanda]

I'm kidding.

[Shane]

I'm kidding.

[Mac]

Avatar, Last Airbender, plus Legend of Korra. I put them both together. Catdog, Cat Dog, and then Guts.

[Amanda]

Guts.

[Mac]

I was obsessed with guts growing up. I always wanted to be on that show. Wow.

[Shane]

Guts was so good. I don't remember Guts.

[Amanda]

Do you have it it Guts.

[Shane]

That's the song that sounds familiar.

[Amanda]

Do you have it guts? And I think it's that guy who hosted it. The one who did Wrapped. Yes.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

That's where you get slimed.

[Mac]

No, it gets lying. It's just a very messy show.

[Amanda]

3. Three contestants and they have to do crazy challenges.

[Mac]

It's like teams of three and they have to like, do. Yeah, a bunch of like, obstacle courses.

[Amanda]

Wasn't there like, attorney thing where it's like. Like the eye.

[Shane]

I did watch this.

[Amanda]

No. What would you do is different anyways? Sorry.

[Shane]

Whoa. Are you talking about what would you do with Mike Quinones?

[Amanda]

I think so. I feel like I just woke up from a coma.

[Shane]

Completely different show. Can you imagine that was on Nickelodeon.

[Amanda]

I feel like I just woke up.

[Shane]

This bartender's being sexist. What would you do if you were next to that? No, no, no, no, no. What?

[Amanda]

What would you do?

[Mac]

Do you have guts? Yeah.

[Amanda]

Anyway, whatever you just unlocked. I can't believe I trapdoor.

[Shane]

I. I didn't guess any of my top fives for you guys and I. That was.

[Amanda]

That's okay.

[Shane]

I screwed up.

[Amanda]

Guts is so good. I'm wondering if our fans. Our fans definitely know what we're talking about.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. Well, you had Icarly. You had. And I. I think people know the 90s ones even if they didn't want. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

Classics.

[Shane]

They're total classics.

[Amanda]

Where do you find them? Where can you watch them?

[Shane]

They're around. You have to go back in time, but probably Amazon.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you're so right.

[Shane]

Amazon Candy.

[Amanda]

Or do we want to do Nick. Nick Cage movies? Nick versus Nick.

[Shane]

Nick versus Nick.

[Mac]

This one's going to be difficult. There's so many Nick Cage films.

[Shane]

I know.

[Amanda]

My friend runs a podcast just discussing each Nic Cage film each episode.

[Shane]

That's great.

[Amanda]

And he made me watch one called A Love Story. And I regret every. Every minute of it. Oh, it was one of those Nick Cage ones where it was like, he's.

[Shane]

Still just so not on the top five.

[Amanda]

No, no, no, it's not.

[Mac]

Thank you for the hint.

[Shane]

There's more movies than you could ever realize. I love Nick Cage, but he has his different eras. Right. Cuz he had eras where he was making really good movies.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

He had eras where he was making really good bad movies.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

And he had movies. Eras where he was making really bad, bad movies. Yeah.

[Amanda]

And vengeance is definitely one of those.

[Mac]

He's a Coppola.

[Shane]

Yes, he is a Coppola. Oh.

[Mac]

So my dream job right There.

[Shane]

He's a Coppola.

[Amanda]

You want to be Nick Cage?

[Mac]

I want to be Nick Cage.

[Amanda]

First question, do we think Nick Cage is hot? Tricky question. I know.

[Mac]

I plead the fifth.

[Amanda]

Okay. Okay.

[Shane]

No. Well, I. I don't know.

[Amanda]

I think it depends on the era, but I.

[Shane]

No, but I could see how some women would be like, yeah, I think the early time.

[Amanda]

The earlier movies.

[Shane]

The earlier, like, 80s, like raising Arizona. Nick Cage, there's something about him. I understand.

[Amanda]

But now I'm like, no, absolutely not.

[Mac]

Always give. Gives, like, the look of, like, just completely stressed out. He has, like, those eyes. Yeah. He just looks completely, like, wired.

[Shane]

My take on Nick.

[Amanda]

So true.

[Shane]

My take on Nicolas Cage is that I think he's. He might be the best actor in Hollywood because you put any other actor in some. In some of those shit movies that he's done and they look horrible. Nick Gage is always good in every movie he's in, no matter how bad the movie is, he just commits.

[Amanda]

He commits 100%.

[Shane]

I'll go first.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you.

[Shane]

I feel like mine are easy.

[Mac]

I'm gonna ask questions first. Is it more earlier Nic Cage or later Nick Cage?

[Shane]

I will say none of nothing recent, but it's different eras.

[Mac]

But I'm gonna have a hard time.

[Amanda]

Nothing recent.

[Shane]

Nothing too recent. Right.

[Amanda]

In my.

[Mac]

Adaptation.

[Shane]

That is number three.

[Amanda]

That's a good one.

[Shane]

I love adaptation. Boom. That movie's awesome.

[Amanda]

That's such a good one.

[Shane]

That movie's really cool. I haven't seen it in a while, but I remember watching it and laughing my ass off in surprising.

[Mac]

Watching a film studies class.

[Shane]

Yeah, it's really good. That's from his, like, making good movies.

[Amanda]

Con Air.

[Shane]

Hell yeah, dude.

[Mac]

Number two.

[Shane]

Look at me. Tell me this guy doesn't love Con Air. I have two older. Also, for context, I have two older brothers. So, like, what movie?

[Amanda]

Sisters.

[Shane]

So me growing up, what movies were my brothers like? This movie fucking rocks.

[Mac]

Okay, okay. Face Off.

[Shane]

No, but it was it. That one was like. I didn't watch Face off until I was older, so I didn't like. I was like, probably in my twenties. When I finally got around to watching it, it awesome, but it's just not top five.

[Amanda]

You said nothing recent.

[Shane]

Yeah, nothing recent.

[Amanda]

Oh, okay. Ghost Rider.

[Shane]

No, no. Well, hey, what the hell are you talking about?

[Amanda]

It's hilarious.

[Shane]

It is funny.

[Amanda]

You have to remember that. Also, half of Nick Cage's movies are so funny to watch.

[Shane]

No, Ghost Rider is deeply hilarious.

[Amanda]

Fine. Okay.

[Shane]

Because you can notice the moments where the budget fell off.

[Mac]

I forgot about that until you just said. I was like, all flashback into Nick.

[Amanda]

I already watched it. Do not ask me why it' oh, weird. Yeah, Evil Eva Mendez is in it.

[Shane]

Oh, really?

[Amanda]

And she's. She's supposed to be his girlfriend. I'm like, and when?

[Shane]

How? I've only seen clips. I've never seen the whole movie all in one. I've just seen.

[Amanda]

You need to watch him turning into.

[Mac]

That fire thing, because I saw it in theaters. When did it come out?

[Amanda]

A while ago.

[Mac]

A long time.

[Shane]

2007.

[Amanda]

Yeah, they made a second one because.

[Shane]

That was before the Marvel era, so.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah, they did make two.

[Mac]

Um. National Treasure.

[Shane]

No, that was also. I haven't seen it since I saw it in theaters, so I truly don't remember it that well.

[Mac]

You're not a true Nic Cage fan.

[Shane]

I know, I know. It's probably one of his best.

[Amanda]

National Trevor. Trevor.

[Shane]

National Trevor.

[Mac]

National Trevor.

[Amanda]

Is he on my mind? Nothing recent. Like in the last, like, five years.

[Shane]

Probably not in this century.

[Amanda]

Oh, okay. So that cuts off a lot.

[Shane]

Yeah, I think. I think.

[Mac]

I think that's, like, cuts off half of discography.

[Shane]

Yeah, he's got some great movies in recent years, but none that made me top five.

[Mac]

Yeah. Nick Cage in the 90s and not face Off. That's crazy.

[Shane]

I know, I know. I felt bad about not including it, but I had to be honest with myself.

[Amanda]

It's not Raising Arizona.

[Shane]

Raising Arizona is number four.

[Amanda]

There we go.

[Shane]

Raising Arizona is really great.

[Amanda]

Early, early time, that's when he was kind of acute.

[Shane]

Number five was the Family Man.

[Amanda]

Shit. I was gonna freaking guess that.

[Shane]

I wanted. I want to include a cheesy one.

[Amanda]

It's really good.

[Shane]

It's. Nick Cage is, like, you see at the beginning, like, he and his college sweetheart, they kind of like break up and he goes on, he becomes like, super, super successful and rich because he left his college sweetheart behind in another state to go pursue some career.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

And then he kind of has. I forget what happens where he wakes up and he's now married to his college sweetheart, but now he works a blue collar job and doesn't have all the money. And he's like, what happened to my life? And it's kind of about like, oh, maybe your life would have been better had you not been a millionaire and stuff. It's really interesting.

[Amanda]

Family Man.

[Shane]

Then number one, the Rock dude with Sean Connery. Yeah, bro.

[Amanda]

Dammit. Come on, man.

[Shane]

Look at me.

[Amanda]

I just rewatched that.

[Mac]

Look at me. Look at me.

[Shane]

What do you think?

[Mac]

Just rebound.

[Shane]

That Movie's awesome.

[Amanda]

That's insane.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Damn it.

[Shane]

All right, so we have you both now.

[Mac]

On to me.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

You go first, Amanda.

[Amanda]

Face Off.

[Mac]

No.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

I would say mine are more recent.

[Shane]

Recent.

[Mac]

This century.

[Amanda]

Oh, damn. I should have asked that.

[Shane]

Okay, okay. I've got my first guess. Kick Ass.

[Mac]

Yes. Yes. That is number three.

[Shane]

That movie rocks.

[Amanda]

Dream sequence.

[Shane]

Dream scenario.

[Amanda]

Dream Scenario. I did this the last time.

[Mac]

That is number one.

[Shane]

Whoa. That is my favorite Nick Cage scenario.

[Mac]

I currently think Nick Cage is in a renaissance right now.

[Shane]

He is. Okay. Ooh, I'm gonna throw out a weird one. Mandy, no.

[Amanda]

Damn pig.

[Mac]

No, I have not seen that one. It's good. I'm told it's great. Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay. Okay. Ooh. Oh. Into the spider verse.

[Mac]

No, that would be number five, though.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Mac]

That's it.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Mac]

Okay, well. Dream Scenario. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

[Shane]

That movie rock.

[Amanda]

I have not seen it yet.

[Shane]

It's really great.

[Mac]

That's the one that made me, like, gain so much respect for him. I love, like, an actor that can, like, make fun of themselves. Like, like, be part of the joke. Jenny's definitely part of the joke.

[Amanda]

For sure.

[Mac]

And then Kick Ass. National Treasure. And then the Croods, the Crudes.

[Amanda]

Wait, does he play the dad?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yep. He's the only one who's, like, plays the mom.

[Amanda]

I'm pretty sure it's just him. And all the other.

[Shane]

I can't believe I forgot about Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

[Amanda]

I forgot cuz I haven't seen it.

[Shane]

All right, that's. So now we have. Now we have yours.

[Amanda]

Such a good list. Mine is mainly insane back in the day. There's maybe like one that's recent. Although.

[Shane]

Yeah, okay.

[Amanda]

There's so many.

[Mac]

Nick Cage.

[Amanda]

There's so many.

[Shane]

Okay. Okay. I'm gonna guess. Oh, it's gonna be.

[Amanda]

There's definitely some. We've said.

[Shane]

Leaving Las Vegas.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Okay. Wasted one.

[Amanda]

You wasted that one.

[Shane]

That was Oscar performance.

[Mac]

You said Raising Arizona, so. Raising Arizona. No.

[Shane]

What? I'm gonna guess, I'm gonna throw out, like, I think. Is there one called, like, Wild Hearts or something like that?

[Amanda]

There is, but that's not on this list. That's a good one.

[Shane]

I'm blowing it.

[Amanda]

It's a good one.

[Mac]

I'm just looking because I don't know.

[Amanda]

Okay, I'm gonna give you a hint. I'm gonna give you a hint.

[Shane]

I think someone.

[Amanda]

Someone in this movie is like one of my favorite singers. And I love doing her in karaoke.

[Mac]

That does not Help me at all.

[Amanda]

Sorry, sorry. Okay. You might not know it. You actually might not know it.

[Mac]

Might not know it.

[Amanda]

That's really sad.

[Mac]

Kiss of death?

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Okay, I'm gonna guess. National Treasure.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Damn. Wow. 0 for 3.

[Mac]

Okay, wait, wait, hold on. The Boy in Blue.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

What are your top five? And we're gonna see if we know any of them.

[Amanda]

Number one is Moonstruck with share.

[Shane]

I forgot he's in that.

[Amanda]

That's my literal. Actually, one of God.

[Shane]

He's in that.

[Amanda]

One of my favorite movies.

[Shane]

Shit, I should have known.

[Amanda]

That's so him. Number two is Face Off.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. Number three is Con Air. I'm obsessed with Con Air. Number four is Pig.

[Mac]

I love to watch it.

[Amanda]

Number five, Wicker Man. I'm kidding. I'm absolutely. That is a fucking joke.

[Shane]

The bees.

[Amanda]

I literally hate Wicker Man. I watched it with my dad and sister. We go watch. He's just gonna punch this woman in the face and then he does it.

[Shane]

Sounds like you love that movie.

[Amanda]

No. And my last one is City of Angels, and if you haven't seen it, that makes me sad. You know Goo Goo Dolls, they literally are the theme song.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

City of Angels is Meg Ryan and Nicholas Cage, and he is an angel in Los Angeles.

[Mac]

Oh, I remember that. Okay.

[Amanda]

Yeah, It's a love story.

[Mac]

Like vhs.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Yeah, me too.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

But it's still one of my favorites and I recently watched it and man, it's still gut wrenching.

[Shane]

You had Face off in Con Air and I guessed Wild Hearts. I would.

[Amanda]

I would have put the rock. Those are like, my movies. I love.

[Shane]

I know, man. Those movies. That run is crazy. He's had. He's had several runs. I do think he's in his best era right now.

[Mac]

Right now? Yeah.

[Shane]

I, I, his movies have been in.

[Mac]

The film era is really good.

[Amanda]

Ye, I will say, though, Ren. Ren. Renford or Renfield.

[Shane]

Well, he has like five movies a year.

[Amanda]

Bad.

[Shane]

Some are gonna be. That's true. Okay, one last round. We'll make this quick.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

This will be easy. Swear words.

[Amanda]

But can we actually say it?

[Shane]

Say it. Or you could say the C word or the F word or the I cuss a little. I do a little cuss.

[Amanda]

I cuss a lot.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Mine are like swear phrases. Sorry.

[Mac]

Get mine like a combination sumi.

[Shane]

Okay, fine.

[Amanda]

Do we want to just say them.

[Shane]

Or should we get yours first?

[Amanda]

Should we just do one round of guessing and then we say it? Yeah, okay, go ahead.

[Shane]

I like that.

[Amanda]

I love that. But it's not on here.

[Shane]

Okay. I'm gonna say.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Motherfuck, motherfuck, mother. What was that? That's.

[Amanda]

That's one of them. Oh. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Oh, no, I wrote seven. Okay, so it wasn't in the top five. It's four.

[Shane]

Okay, I'll just tell you all mine. All right, now what? Are you all right?

[Amanda]

The first one is. Jesus Christ.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Shane]

Pretty good.

[Amanda]

Almost every day. Sorry.

[Shane]

A two.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Balls.

[Shane]

Three. Okay.

[Mac]

Got it.

[Amanda]

Douchebag. Is that a swear word?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Douchebag. And last one is fucking dumbass.

[Shane]

Okay. Those are pretty good. Good list there.

[Amanda]

There you go.

[Mac]

Delicious.

[Amanda]

Okay, Mac, let's guess Mac.

[Shane]

Yeah. Okay, I'll throw out mine.

[Amanda]

There you go.

[Shane]

I think. I think I'm gonna go with bitch.

[Mac]

Yes. It's number one. I was gonna say I said bitch, but I've been trying to say it less because I feel like I'm coming off misogynistic.

[Amanda]

Yes. That's why it's not even in my list. I just don't. I don't say it that often.

[Shane]

I don't say it that often, but I think in the right context, it can be really funny.

[Amanda]

I feel like it. It got overused. And it's also like, damn.

[Shane]

Depends on who's saying it to.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

When straight. Like, I. I don't. I don't say it too much. I feel like when I say it, it's not funny.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's bad. Bad.

[Mac]

Know your place.

[Shane]

Not allowed.

[Amanda]

Kind.

[Mac]

No, the C word.

[Amanda]

C word. Okay, tell us.

[Mac]

One is bitch. Two is. God damn it.

[Shane]

Ah, good.

[Mac]

Three. Shut the fuck up.

[Amanda]

Pretty good.

[Mac]

Four. Bussy.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Mac]

Mainly because I know pussy is considered, like, a swear word, so I say busy a lot, and then five is the F. Slur.

[Shane]

Ah.

[Mac]

Cause I can say it. I can say it.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Mac]

I have, like, two gay friends, so.

[Amanda]

I can say it. You can say it. The F word. That we won't say. Love that. So good.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

It's just me left.

[Amanda]

Wait. Okay, guess what.

[Shane]

I'm.

[Amanda]

We're gonna guess. Yeah.

[Mac]

Yeah.

[Shane]

That is number one.

[Mac]

I was gonna say that.

[Shane]

It's just such a fun one. Yeah, I love. Great.

[Mac]

Damn it.

[Shane]

Damn is not on there, but I, I, I do like it. But no, it did not make the list. It was. It was. It bitch, I think can be really funny. Like I said, when other people say it.

[Amanda]

Dare you.

[Shane]

When other people say it.

[Amanda]

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[Mac]

I'm uncomfortable for you, you know, I don't feel good.

[Shane]

Do you want to leave?

[Amanda]

Can I.

[Shane]

Do you want to get out?

[Amanda]

Walk me out?

[Shane]

Like, I feel like when you honestly, like, certain people when they say it, like, Angela, when she says it, it makes me laugh every time. Same with Chance.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I feel like between them, they've really.

[Amanda]

Chance is like.

[Shane]

Like, they cover, like, 90, bitch.

[Amanda]

Like, every day.

[Shane]

Between Chance and Angela, they say that word the most out of everyone at Smosh. They cover, like, 99% of it.

[Amanda]

Correct.

[Shane]

Four is fuck.

[Amanda]

Nice.

[Shane]

Classic.

[Amanda]

Classic.

[Shane]

And then five is douche. I think douche is really funny. Someone a douche is hilarious. It's perfect because it's not too offensive now. Like, that's what you say to someone when it's just like, hey, that's like when you're driving. Yeah.

[Mac]

Like, if someone rolled down the Silence.

[Shane]

If I was. If.

[Amanda]

If someone call people, if someone pulled.

[Shane]

Up and rolled down their window and said, you're a douche, I wouldn't be. That wouldn't ruin my day, because I'd be offended. But I'd also laugh a little bit.

[Amanda]

I'd be like, wow.

[Shane]

I'd be like, okay. I probably would respond with a New York accent, like, hey, hey, you're a douche. I don't know.

[Amanda]

That's so true. That's what they do.

[Shane]

Mac, this has been so much fun.

[Mac]

I had fun.

[Amanda]

I'm glad. We love you.

[Mac]

I finally finished the Smosh collection.

[Amanda]

I know. And we have to have you back, because now I know so much about you.

[Shane]

Wait, who. Okay. Who won?

[Amanda]

Okay. With 27 points is Mac.

[Shane]

Oh, Mac won. No, no, no.

[Amanda]

I think she's doing. I think she's doing last.

[Shane]

So in third place, to be fair, Mac, you were at a severe disadvantage, so you did very well.

[Amanda]

You did very well.

[Mac]

I'm proud of myself.

[Amanda]

With 28 points is shame.

[Shane]

Whoa. We were almost tied. That's crazy.

[Amanda]

What does that say about. Okay, so Amanda got 37.

[Shane]

37 points to Amanda. Wow.

[Mac]

Maybe this should be an Amanda guesses series now.

[Amanda]

Amanda, exactly pitch that you have to.

[Shane]

She can.

[Amanda]

I can't. No, I'm just kidding. Wow. I win. I win.

[Shane]

You won.

[Amanda]

I win a hot dog.

[Shane]

You get a hot dog. Cause you decided that. Yay, Mac, we'll have to have you back again. This was so much fun.

[Mac]

Love to have back. I'd love to be back.

[Amanda]

We'd love to have you back. Love to be back.

[Shane]

Where can people find you?

[Mac]

You can find me anywhere. If you search. Mac does it. That's M A C D O e s I t on YouTube, Instagram, TikTok.

[Shane]

Well, awesome. Well, yeah, go check out Mac does it all over the place and we'll have you back sometime. Yeah, okay.

[Amanda]

Okay. Purple Mountain Majesty. Bye.

[Shane]

Yeah, bye.

[Amanda]

See you.

[Mac]

That's your exit. It's not like you have been smosh mouthed or something.

[Shane]

And now you have been smoshmouthed.

[Mac]

Now you have been chewed or something.

[Shane]

And now shut your mouth and get out.

[Amanda]

Shut your mouth. Goodbye.

[Mac]

Bye.

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