Podcast Title: Smosh Mouth
Host/Authors: Shayne Topp (Shane), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda), and Damien Haas (Damien)
Episode: #82 - Solving The Hardest Riddles We Could Find
Release Date: February 24, 2025
Introduction and Guest Welcome (00:56 - 01:37)
The episode kicks off with Shane welcoming listeners and introducing Amanda and their special guest, Damien Haas. The trio engages in playful banter, setting a lighthearted tone for the episode.
- Shane: “Hello. Welcome to Smoshmouth.”
- Amanda: “Hello. I'm Amanda. And we have a very special guest with us today, Damien Haas.”
Brainstorming Horror Movie Ideas (01:07 - 02:33)
Shane and Amanda muse about potential horror movie plots involving evil clones and alternate universes. They imagine scenarios where online impersonations create sinister duplicates in parallel worlds.
- Shane: “What if we need to pitch a movie? A horror movie where every time someone pretends to be you online, their profile pic actually makes another you in another universe.”
- Amanda: “You just pitched an awesome horror movie.”
Gaming Discussions and Proposed Collaborations (02:33 - 04:06)
The conversation shifts to their shared love for video games like Resident Evil and Dark Souls. They explore the idea of collaborative gaming sessions where one hosts while the others spectate, maintaining the game's mystery without providing assistance.
- Shane: “When I watch those, I'm like, I want to do that. I want to show you the games.”
- Amanda: “I love that.”
Riddle Challenge Introduction (04:06 - 10:03)
Damien introduces the main segment of the episode: solving riddles from a website titled 105 Riddles for Kids. Amanda expresses her apprehension about riddles, fearing she's not adept at them, while Shane and Damien show confidence in tackling the challenges.
- Amanda: “I'm really bad at riddles. I despise them.”
- Damien: “We’re gonna go through and just see how many we can figure out. Just for fun.”
Solving Easy Riddles (10:03 - 23:00)
The trio begins with simpler riddles, navigating through trick questions and straightforward puzzles. Amanda struggles initially but catches on with some riddles, demonstrating varying problem-solving approaches among the hosts.
- Damien: “How many months have 28 days?”
- Amanda: “One. February. What?”
- Damien: “Actually, all of them have 28 days.”
Noteworthy moments include Amanda's realization of riddle nuances and Shane's humorous frustration with trick questions.
Animal Riddles Segment (24:00 - 30:08)
After a brief detour into animal-related riddles, Amanda shines, providing correct answers effortlessly. The hosts find this segment more engaging and enjoyable, encouraging listeners to engage with animal-themed puzzles.
- Shane: “What kind of dog never bites? Hot dog.”
- Amanda: “What do you call a fresh bulldog on a summer day? A hot dog.”
Transition to Adult Riddles (30:08 - 38:14)
Encouraged by their success with animal riddles, the hosts move on to more challenging adult riddles. This section delves into complex puzzles, requiring deeper thinking and lateral problem-solving skills.
- Damien: “The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?”
- Shane: “A coffin.”
Amanda's competence improves, and the group collaboratively works through the riddles, sharing laughs and insights along the way.
Riddles from Good Housekeeping (38:14 - 53:00)
Shifting to riddles sourced from magazines like Good Housekeeping, the hosts tackle questions that blend humor with wit. This segment includes playful interactions and creative thinking, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and rapport.
- Riddle: “What gets shorter as it gets older?”
- Damien: “A candle.”
- Amanda: “So if your cousin has a kid, what are you to the kid? You're the aunt/uncle.”
Amanda and Shane share personal anecdotes related to the riddles, adding depth to the discussion.
Viral YouTube Riddles and Humorous Interludes (53:00 - 61:00)
The trio addresses viral riddles popular on YouTube, interspersed with humorous takes and references to pop culture. This section highlights their ability to blend humor with intellectual challenges.
- Shane: “Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence? In jail, because you can read in jail but you're not done with your sentence.”
- Damien: “What is the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there's a mile between each 's'.”
Final Riddles and Wrap-Up (61:00 - 67:45)
In the concluding segment, the hosts attempt the last few riddles, showcasing their problem-solving prowess and humorous interactions. The episode wraps up with reflections on the riddle-solving experience and encouragement for listeners to participate by submitting their own riddles.
- Shane: “What is the wealthiest nut? Nothing.”
- Amanda: “What are four and five? Nine.”
They engage in playful teasing and discuss potential future collaborations, such as gaming sessions, reinforcing the episode's friendly and entertaining atmosphere.
- Shane: “We’re kind of the dream team... We can handle any mystery school.”
- Amanda: “Put us together, we'll go to trivia night.”
Notable Quotes
- Amanda (04:18): “I’m really bad at riddles. I despise them.”
- Damien (31:15): “The person who makes it has no need for it. What is it?”
- Shane (37:22): “It’s a sponge.”
- Amanda (43:53): “I want glasses of wine and then I go and I crush the glass with my bare hands.”
- Shane (52:56): “What is the wealthiest nut? Nothing.”
- Damien (65:50): “What fruit is never alone? Bananas. They come in a bunch.”
Conclusion
Episode #82 of Smosh Mouth delivers an engaging blend of humor, camaraderie, and intellectual challenge through its riddle-solving segment. Shane, Amanda, and Damien showcase their distinct personalities and problem-solving approaches, making for an entertaining listen. The episode not only entertains but also invites listener participation, fostering a sense of community and interaction among fans.
Listeners are encouraged to submit their own riddles and engage with the podcast's content, ensuring ongoing engagement and interaction. The hosts' playful dynamics and genuine enthusiasm for riddles create a memorable and enjoyable podcast experience.
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