#86 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Olivia Sui

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth
Episode #86 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Olivia Sui
Release Date: March 24, 2025

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Introduction

Shane: [00:59] "Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane."

Amanda: [01:04] "And I'm Amanda. And we have a very wonderful guest with us today, Olivia."

Olivia: [01:09] "Hello. I am Olivia and I just got my wisdom teeth taken out."

Olivia’s Wisdom Teeth Experience

The episode opens with Olivia sharing her recent experience of having her wisdom teeth extracted two days prior to the recording. She details her anxiety surrounding the procedure, specifically her decision to undergo the extraction without being put under general anesthesia.

Olivia: [01:17] "It was not planned. Also, I was not put under."

Shane: [01:23] "You were put under?"

Olivia explains her choice to remain awake during the procedure, opting for local anesthesia instead of the typical laughing gas, which she finds terrifying.

Olivia: [02:08] "I was terrified of getting put under. So I was just like prolonging this procedure until Saturday, Sunday night."

The hosts delve into the intricacies and fears associated with dental surgeries, particularly focusing on the role of anesthesiologists.

Olivia: [03:56] "I'm so afraid to get dry socket. Cause on TikTok everyone says I got dry socket even when I did everything right."

Discussion on Anesthesiologists

The conversation shifts to the role of anesthesiologists, highlighting their importance and the hosts' fascination mixed with humor.

Shane: [05:34] "They feed off dreams."

Amanda: [05:35] "No, they are sick, sick humans."

Despite the humorous take, Amanda expresses genuine respect for anesthesiologists, acknowledging their critical role in medical procedures.

Try Not To Laugh Challenge

To lighten the mood, the trio initiates a "Try Not To Laugh" challenge, with Olivia participating while dealing with her sore mouth from the wisdom teeth extraction. The challenge is designed to test their composure amidst humorous interactions.

Shane: [07:00] "It was so painful, you guys."

Olivia: [07:19] "Yeah. And I think this is going to be the ult. I think when I'm going to laugh, I'm going to be like this."

Throughout the challenge, the hosts employ various jokes and playful banter, making it a central segment of the episode.

Boston Banter

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing Boston, its culture, and notable areas like Chelsea and the North End. The conversation touches on Boston's gentrification and its portrayal in popular media.

Amanda: [15:19] "Boston is so gentrified right now. Like, Southie used to be like, Whitey Bulger lived here."

Olivia: [15:28] "There's like a little blue bottle there."

The hosts humorously debate the safety and appeal of Boston's neighborhoods, interspersed with references to movies like "The Town" and "The Departed."

Pop Culture and Media Discussions

The discussion broadens to include various pop culture topics, including classic films and modern TV shows. The hosts compare characters and actors, often with a comedic twist.

Amanda: [23:29] "He has this crazy. He's, like, staring at the floor just like. He's just like."

Shane: [24:03] "You get abducted by aliens and these hot ass FBI agents show up."

They also touch upon shows like "Peaky Blinders," "The X Files," and discuss the portrayal of FBI agents versus CIA agents in media.

Card Guessing Game

Adding another layer of interaction, the hosts engage in a card-guessing game. Olivia participates despite her soreness, leading to a series of humorous failed guesses.

Shane: [34:37] "Oh, bingo card. Just ongoing bingo cards."

Amanda: [35:22] "It's a four of diamonds. That was a kid. He was royal."

The game culminates with Shane narrowly winning the challenge by correctly guessing a card.

Amanda: [66:04] "The winner by one point is Shane."

Fan Interaction and Voicemails

The episode includes segments where Amanda shares voicemails and messages from fans, adding a personal touch and highlighting the podcast's community.

Amanda: [48:36] "I just want to let you know my name is Rondo and I'm living in the Great, great place in Houston, Texas."

Olivia also shares her openness to fan emails, encouraging listeners to reach out.

Olivia: [51:01] "My inbox is open. It's Shane Top at gmail dot com. Just kidding."

Humorous Banter and Final Remarks

As the episode progresses, the hosts continue their playful interactions, often teetering on the edge of humor and mock-seriousness. They joke about each other's habits, styles, and quirks, maintaining a lighthearted atmosphere throughout.

Olivia: [52:37] "I'm for sure getting dry socket. Like, I'm not avoiding it."

Shane: [66:37] "We are ending it now. Who. What are the."

In the concluding segments, the hosts reflect on the episode's events, offer well-wishes to Olivia regarding her recovery, and reiterate their camaraderie.

Shane: [67:21] "Thank you for being here."

Amanda: [67:19] "Thank you for being here."

Conclusion

The episode wraps up with the acknowledgment of Olivia's presence despite her discomfort, reinforcing the supportive dynamic among the trio.

Shane: [67:50] "Thank you, guys."

Amanda: [68:02] "They have been awesome. Your name is again?"

Olivia signs off with a humorous reminder for listeners.

Olivia: [68:02] "You don't have to go to Boston. Get your wisdom teeth out. Don't get dry socket."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Olivia on Anesthesia Fear:
  Olivia: [02:01] "I feel like I was manifesting this. Cause 2 weeks ago I was on TikTok watching people get wisdom teeth removed."

• Shane on Anesthesiologists:
  Shane: [05:34] "They feed off dreams."

• Amanda on Boston’s Gentrification:
  Amanda: [15:19] "Boston is so gentrified right now. Like, Southie used to be like, Whitey Bulger lived here."

• Olivia on Try Not To Laugh Challenge:
  Olivia: [07:19] "Yeah. And I think this is going to be the ult. I think when I'm going to laugh, I'm going to be like this."

• Shane on FBI Agents in "X Files":
  Shane: [24:03] "You get abducted by aliens and these hot ass FBI agents show up."

• Amanda on Fan Mail:
  Amanda: [48:36] "I just want to let you know my name is Rondo and I'm living in the Great, great place in Houston, Texas."

• Olivia on Dry Socket Concerns:
  Olivia: [67:19] "Guys, pray for Olivia. She doesn't want dry sockets."

Key Themes and Insights

1. Anxiety and Medical Procedures: Olivia's account of her wisdom teeth extraction offers insight into the fears associated with dental surgeries, particularly the apprehension towards anesthesia and the risk of complications like dry socket.

2. Humorous Coping Mechanisms: The "Try Not To Laugh" challenge serves as a coping mechanism for Olivia, blending humor with her physical discomfort, highlighting the trio's ability to balance serious topics with levity.

3. Pop Culture References: The hosts frequently reference movies, TV shows, and public figures, reflecting their engagement with contemporary media and its influence on their conversations.

4. Community Engagement: Sharing fan voicemails and encouraging listener interaction underlines the podcast's commitment to fostering a sense of community among its audience.

5. Dynamic Host Interactions: The playful banter and teasing among Shane, Amanda, and Olivia create an engaging and relatable dynamic, making the podcast appealing to listeners who enjoy lighthearted and authentic conversations.

Conclusion

Episode #86 of Smosh Mouth successfully combines personal anecdotes, humor, and pop culture discussions, anchored by Olivia's candid sharing of her dental surgery experience. The "Try Not To Laugh" challenge not only entertains but also showcases the hosts' chemistry and ability to support a guest through her discomfort. Engaging with fans through voicemails and maintaining a conversational tone ensures that the episode is both entertaining and relatable, making it a valuable listen for both regular followers and newcomers to the podcast.

Transcript

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[Amanda]

And I'm Amanda. And we have a very wonderful guest with us today, Olivia.

[Olivia]

Hello. I am Olivia and I just got my wisdom teeth taken out.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Yeah, you did.

[Shane]

Literally like two days ago, right?

[Olivia]

Check it out.

[Amanda]

You did two days ago. And it wasn't planned.

[Olivia]

It was not planned. Also, I was not put under.

[Shane]

You were put under?

[Olivia]

No, I heard everything.

[Shane]

Oh, heard.

[Olivia]

I chose that.

[Shane]

You chose that?

[Olivia]

Yes, I said, please do not put me under.

[Shane]

You grabbed their wrist and you're like, I better stay awake for this.

[Olivia]

I'm terrified.

[Amanda]

Well, wait, you didn't want to. You didn't have any, like, pain reliever at all.

[Olivia]

They were just. It was locally anesthesia, so I was just like numb right here.

[Amanda]

So not laughing gas. Is laughing gas the thing that they use?

[Olivia]

Yes.

[Shane]

Were you laughing?

[Olivia]

No, I didn't use that.

[Amanda]

Oh, she didn't watch that.

[Olivia]

Because I'm afraid laughing gas doesn't put you out.

[Amanda]

Wait a second. Why didn't you want to use the laughing gas?

[Olivia]

They didn't offer me laughing gas.

[Amanda]

Why didn't you want to be put under?

[Olivia]

I'm. That's. It's a terrifying thing.

[Shane]

I get.

[Olivia]

I. I held out for eight years because I didn't want to be put.

[Shane]

Under because that was the reason you held out?

[Olivia]

Yes.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Yes. It was specifically that.

[Olivia]

Yes. I was terrified of getting put under. So I was just like prolonging this procedure until Saturday, Sunday night. I was like, oh my God, this really hurts. And then I went to the dentist and they took X rays and they're like, do you want to get them out in three hours? And I was like, real quick. I have to go to this thing real quick. And when I'm back, let's do it.

[Shane]

Wow. How long had it been? Had it been hurting? Like, just your wisdom teeth in general. So you've been fine?

[Olivia]

I've been fine for a long time.

[Shane]

But they've been telling you to get them pulled for eight years.

[Olivia]

Yes. And you know, I procrastinated. I wait and I wait. This is how I live my life until it's so painful and I'm like, get these shits out of my mouth.

[Amanda]

I mean, you're not alone. I procrastinate a lot on stuff. But then when it keeps you up at night, I'm like, let's just fricking get it done, dude.

[Olivia]

I feel like I was manifesting this. Cause 2 weeks ago I was on TikTok watching people get wisdom teeth removed.

[Shane]

Why?

[Olivia]

Cause I just knew I needed to get mine out.

[Amanda]

TikTok that shouldn't be allowed.

[Olivia]

And right now I'm so afraid to get dry socket. Cause on TikTok everyone says I got dry socket even when I did everything right.

[Amanda]

Let's dry socket.

[Shane]

It's just kind of when you're. The places where it was removed. There's a socket there now and if it gets kind of exposed, it can hurt and everything. I didn't have that issue. Mine went fine. I had three that I had removed and it was fine. It sucked.

[Amanda]

You were put under.

[Shane]

I was put under. And I remember it's the only time in my life that I've been put under. And I remember specifically having that moment where I'm like, I'm gonna fight. When.

[Amanda]

Why would you want to fight that?

[Shane]

It's just an urge. I just, I want to be like, I'm stronger than anesthesia.

[Amanda]

You're not.

[Shane]

This is my moment where I find out I'm superhuman. So they, they, you know, they put, put the stuff in you and you're, you're kind of. I'm there and I'm like, I'm focusing. I'm like, I'm like, stay awake still. We stay awake. And then he, this doctor, this dentist was so friggin smart because he knew specifically the question to ask the Bro, that's going to make me fall asleep. And he goes, so you're, you're like an actor? This is when I was like 17, 18. He's like, so you're like an actor? And. And I'm like, yeah, yeah. And then he's just like, oh, so do you have like an agent or something? And I was like, yeah, I have an agent, you know? And I'm like, you didn't even need the anesthesia. I'm going to fall asleep.

[Amanda]

He wore you down.

[Shane]

And so I'm like, yeah. He's like, so you have like anything coming up? You have like a commercial agent or a theatrical? I'm like, yeah, I have a agent for commercials and an agent for.

[Amanda]

Dude, he just. You.

[Shane]

Until gone. I thought they were going to ask me to count backwards from 10 or something and I could focus on that, but no, they started to ask me some dumb ass questions.

[Amanda]

No, they never do the, they never do the countdown. They always, they always are just like. So they get you into a comfy place where you go, this is just a friend.

[Olivia]

They're manipulative because can you imagine, like being the doctor? Just like, he's like, oh, this person's going to fall asleep whenever. Like, that's such a weird, vulnerable place to be.

[Amanda]

Well, anesthesiologists, that's what they do.

[Olivia]

They're sicko.

[Amanda]

I'm so fascinated by their job. They. First of all, they get paid a lot of money.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And they sit, they sit through all the procedures because they're, they're, they're seeing if they need to give you more or not.

[Shane]

They sit through everything and they steal your dreams.

[Amanda]

Yeah, they do. They.

[Shane]

They feed off dreams.

[Amanda]

Steal your dreams.

[Shane]

No, they are, they are sick, sick humans.

[Amanda]

I like them. I've been put under so many times and I feel like.

[Shane]

Yeah, just for fun.

[Amanda]

No, just surgeries.

[Olivia]

Wait, why do you, do you enjoy being put on day?

[Amanda]

No, no, no, no, no. I get very scared.

[Shane]

I don't think anyone enjoys.

[Amanda]

I think the night before, I'm always like, I could die today.

[Olivia]

Yes.

[Shane]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

But no, you don't. They've got you.

[Olivia]

How do you.

[Amanda]

They get paid so much money? Because they, they literally have to sit there. They monitor you the whole time.

[Shane]

That's what they went to college for seven years for.

[Amanda]

Yeah, they.

[Olivia]

They does not seem like long enough.

[Shane]

Listen, I need you to go for another 13.

[Olivia]

Yeah, you need to be in there for a long time. No, it's scary.

[Amanda]

It's scary. But like my biggest Thing is, I always think that when they bring me into the room, I'm always like, I'm awake. And I think I am awake. I think I also fight it, too. I'm like, I'm gonna stay awake this whole time. And one time I was awake when I was in the room.

[Shane]

Oh, God.

[Amanda]

And they were like, oh, we need to get another IV in her. I didn't hear them say that.

[Shane]

And then I was like, they're shooting you with tranquilizing.

[Amanda]

I wanted to be like, don't do another iv. But obviously I wasn't speaking.

[Shane]

Give me the juice. No way. Feel good.

[Amanda]

And the last anesthesiologist I had was like, did you work at Mohawk Bend?

[Shane]

That's so funny.

[Olivia]

And then you just fell asleep and.

[Amanda]

I went, I did. And I don't remember.

[Olivia]

I'm telling you, they're sickos.

[Shane]

So, Olivia, you got your wisdom teeth pulled, so you're swollen. You're in a little bit of pain. And we are playing Try not to Laugh Today. So. Which is like. And you said earlier, before we started recording, that you laughed a little bit earlier, and you're worried that it might have messed something up. So you actually have many reasons not to want to laugh right now.

[Olivia]

Yeah. And I think this is going to be the ult. I think when I'm going to laugh, I'm going to be like this.

[Shane]

That's kind of how you laugh anyway.

[Olivia]

Yeah, I'm going to just do that. Like, this isn't her.

[Amanda]

That's a baby bird who's never leaving the nest.

[Olivia]

So I'm going to be doing that.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay, cool.

[Amanda]

I just think it's so funny that we decided to play Try not to Laugh Today, and I came out and you had an ice pack on you, and I knew you got your wisdom teeth out, but I didn't. I guess I didn't know. No.

[Shane]

You know, and we planned on doing this. Try not to Laugh for over. Like, I'd say about two years, four years. Yeah.

[Olivia]

And here's the thing. I don't like canceling on anything.

[Shane]

Of course, when I say I'm doing something that's clear.

[Olivia]

I'm.

[Shane]

That's.

[Olivia]

That's evident for people who are wondering, like, did you not plan this again? It was an emergency extraction. Okay. If I had time to plan.

[Shane]

This was Special Forces.

[Olivia]

This was. It was Special Ops.

[Shane]

They. They got in there.

[Olivia]

They got. They got in there. Dude got in there. And.

[Amanda]

And so, yeah, I wish I knew that it was gonna be like this, because I would have planned better for this. Try not to laugh. I would have had.

[Olivia]

I'm gonna laugh.

[Shane]

You're gonna laugh. No.

[Amanda]

Hey, I don't want you to get dry socket or whatever it's called.

[Shane]

I want you to get dry mouth.

[Amanda]

I don't want a socket to be dry ever. So just don't.

[Shane]

I should have had. Olivia has a cup of water and I. I wish I had one just filled with whiskey right now. I think that'd be really funny.

[Olivia]

This is whiskey.

[Shane]

I believe that she's like back at.

[Amanda]

The dentist when they give you that little water thing.

[Olivia]

Yeah, you're not supposed to like suck.

[Amanda]

Totally.

[Shane]

Yeah. I tell myself that every day.

[Olivia]

Same.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

Okay. So the way this works is we will state when we are starting it. It hasn't begun yet. We haven't been playing. But once we begin, whoever laughs the most, loses. Whoever laughs the least wins.

[Amanda]

Wins that gift card that we always.

[Shane]

Yeah. The ever growing gift card that nobody ever.

[Amanda]

Just for fun. It's like, you know, you get royalties.

[Shane]

Nobody cares.

[Amanda]

I care.

[Olivia]

I care.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

We, we. We only play and fight to win.

[Shane]

Yeah. Obviously.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

All right. Are we ready to begin?

[Olivia]

Yes.

[Shane]

And it begins now.

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[Shane]

So.

[Olivia]

Just right off the.

[Shane]

Yeah. Okay, Olivia, hit us with whatever you're about to say.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

I know a lot about you, Shane.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

Okay, you actually do, you know. You've known Shane for how many years?

[Shane]

Known me for a decade.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

I know.

[Amanda]

Is he the same guy?

[Olivia]

He's the same fucking guy. And I understand. I said that in a way where it could be misleading. Where it's like, did she mean that in a mean way or a nice way?

[Shane]

You just mean. You just.

[Amanda]

He's the same. You just put the effort in.

[Olivia]

He's the same fucking guy.

[Shane]

Okay. I feel like I've grown a little bit. I feel like I've evolved in some ways.

[Amanda]

Guess not.

[Shane]

Guess not at all.

[Amanda]

So he's the same. Is Olivia the same?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

No, I'm not.

[Shane]

How are you different?

[Olivia]

I just extracted two of my wisdom.

[Shane]

That is actually fair.

[Amanda]

And you have your hair done. I see a lot of videos of you with your hair up in ponytails. Hi.

[Olivia]

Say it. Say it to my face.

[Shane]

You're the same. Okay. You're the same, but with less.

[Olivia]

Look at my face.

[Shane]

You're the same.

[Olivia]

Look at myself.

[Amanda]

You have a square jaw.

[Olivia]

Now I look like a house.

[Shane]

You look like a house.

[Olivia]

I look like a damn condo God. Okay. No, my face looks like a stop sign.

[Amanda]

That's actually true. You know what? I'm having fun.

[Shane]

How dare you, Amanda.

[Amanda]

It does and it's great.

[Shane]

Olivia is our friend.

[Olivia]

Uh huh.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And you tell friends the truth.

[Olivia]

You tell friends the truth.

[Amanda]

She is a stop sign. And it's fine.

[Olivia]

Your wife actually told me something this morning. She said I was scrolling on TikTok. I thought you were another content creator because your face looked so different.

[Shane]

Oh, I'm holding it in. I need to win one of these.

[Olivia]

She literally did not think it was me.

[Shane]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

[Olivia]

She said, oh, that's that content creator. House. House girl.

[Shane]

Oh, are you. Are you from that hit TV show House?

[Olivia]

Dude, that's funny. Ha ha ha.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Wow, you guys have a lot of history.

[Shane]

No, I. I had the thought while we were just talking about 10 years ago about how funny it had been if Amanda had been there when we were at Defy Media just in those.

[Amanda]

Early days, Would it be funny?

[Shane]

Would I have A good time. I don't know if.

[Amanda]

What would it be like?

[Shane]

No, I.

[Olivia]

You would have shielded us. You would have been our protector.

[Amanda]

Oh, I probably would have. Maybe. I would have been a Hardy.

[Shane]

I probably would have gotten in fights there.

[Olivia]

You would have gone in fights?

[Amanda]

I love getting in fights.

[Olivia]

We would have dominated.

[Amanda]

Yeah, we would have. I love an uprising.

[Shane]

Things would have been different if I was there. I would have taken just such a different workplace when we, you know.

[Olivia]

Yeah. You know, cuz you're sexy mommy.

[Amanda]

I'm sexy mommy. And I would have taken down everybody.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

Were you going about to laugh?

[Shane]

No, I didn't laugh.

[Amanda]

I'm letting myself enjoy.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I'm letting myself.

[Shane]

Wow. Okay. Well, I'm playing the game, you know, I'm taking this seriously. I'm respecting it.

[Amanda]

Hey, sexy mommy. Protector is taking this seriously too.

[Olivia]

Speaking of the game.

[Shane]

Okay. What's up?

[Olivia]

You know, I love Boston.

[Amanda]

Olivia. You know this about Olivia, right?

[Shane]

Loves Boston.

[Amanda]

Her favorite movie is the Town. The Town.

[Shane]

The Town, starring Ben Affleck.

[Amanda]

So she's never been to Boston.

[Shane]

Sure. But she loves culture as. As just a backdrop.

[Amanda]

She met someone from Chelsea.

[Olivia]

I did, yeah. Said he got stabbed.

[Amanda]

And that makes sense.

[Shane]

If you live in Boston, you're gonna get stabbed.

[Amanda]

Well, Chelsea specifically.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

You know, the town, all of those people in the town were basically just regular people living.

[Shane]

Chelsea's a. Like a part of Boston, a suburb of Boston. Okay. And everyone there, that's. That's the hardcore area.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

You wouldn't last a day there.

[Shane]

Probably not. No, I don't think so.

[Olivia]

I think I'd be scared walking around in my liver.

[Amanda]

Here's the thing. Come on. Boston is so gentrified right now. Like, Southie used to be like, Whitey Bulger lived here. Yeah. Okay. It was spooky when I went there to visit. Like, you'd swim in the water and you were like, I'm gonna die today.

[Olivia]

What do you mean? Why would the.

[Amanda]

Just because the water was gross. But Southie is so gentrified now. Now it's like fancy ass apartments like Los Feliz.

[Olivia]

There's like a little blue bottle there.

[Amanda]

There's a little blue bottle.

[Shane]

There's a blue bottle there. Then you might get shanked there.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you're not going to get shanked at blue bottle.

[Olivia]

Can I get a. Can I get a Nola and a side of shanking?

[Shane]

Right?

[Amanda]

You like that?

[Olivia]

You like that?

[Shane]

I do. I do like that.

[Olivia]

I know you like that.

[Amanda]

I'm enjoying this because I Get to be here. You know what? I, I. I love Boston so much, and I. I have already told Olivia this a million times. She would love Boston because it just. You never have to guess what people are feeling about you.

[Shane]

That's true.

[Amanda]

They let you know. But here's the deal. They are flexible. Like, they. If they hate you one second, they could, like, love you and save your family five minutes later.

[Shane]

Oh, sure.

[Amanda]

They just don't trust. See, they don't trust you.

[Olivia]

That's what I love about them. It's all heart, man.

[Amanda]

It's all heart. And they, like, don't trust you right at the start.

[Shane]

Everyone's just loud.

[Amanda]

My bingo card's probably just getting lit up by.

[Shane]

Yeah, no, we can't go an episode without talking about Boston.

[Amanda]

I mean, I don't talk about the town. Town.

[Shane]

You did bring it up.

[Amanda]

You know, she's never seen Gone, Baby Gone.

[Olivia]

Yes, I have.

[Amanda]

Yeah?

[Olivia]

Yes.

[Amanda]

And that's not your favorite?

[Olivia]

I don't know. The town is good. I love goodwill hunting.

[Shane]

There you go. Boston. Anything. Starring Mark Wahlberg. Yeah. The Departed.

[Amanda]

The Departed is about Whitey Bulger, and, you know, Whitey Bulger was captured in Santa Monica.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

He was captured in Santa Monica with his girlfriend. And my mom's arch. Are, like, my childhood really good friend. He was a very, very rich. They had a very rich family. It was like when, for Halloween, you would go to their neighborhood because it was like, these decorations are gonna be sick. He was an attorney, and he repped Whitey Bulger's girlfriend.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

And she was like, I didn't know what happened. I didn't know what was going on.

[Shane]

It was like, imagine your last name being Bulger.

[Olivia]

Next Halloween costume.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah. Black Mass. You could do what Johnny Depp did.

[Shane]

Oh, okay.

[Amanda]

Get contacts. Shave your head.

[Shane]

Yeah. Okay.

[Amanda]

Boston's a funny topic. I can tell. It's tickling, you guys. God, if anyone's listening to this and not seeing, it's gonna be great.

[Olivia]

Not sing. Singing.

[Shane]

Yeah. If you're listening to the audio of this, it's gotta be wild.

[Amanda]

Olivia just got her wisdom teeth out. She can only expand her mouth to a certain point, and she's really sore. I feel like you're like my kid brother that I'm like, hey, can my kid brother come on the pod?

[Shane]

Hey, let him come on over. Let him come on over. You are cool.

[Amanda]

You're very cool.

[Shane]

No, you're. You're cool.

[Amanda]

So would you want to go to Boston?

[Olivia]

Yes. 100%.

[Amanda]

What's stopping you?

[Olivia]

No, One wants to go with me.

[Shane]

She's not allowed.

[Amanda]

Sam doesn't want to go to Boston.

[Olivia]

No. It's not like, a destination that people want to go to.

[Amanda]

But it is, though. That's what people are missing out on. It's so awesome. You have the North End.

[Olivia]

What's the North End?

[Shane]

You can't just say that.

[Amanda]

Little Italy, essentially famous. You walk around and it's like, you are literally in Little Italy. You're like, buy a cigar shop and you get an espresso, and you're like.

[Shane]

Wow, why don't I just go to Italy?

[Olivia]

Yeah, why don't I just, like, take a longer flight to Italy?

[Amanda]

Expensive.

[Olivia]

That's true.

[Amanda]

What are you guys doing?

[Olivia]

I. Okay. I want to, like, be a cop in Boston.

[Amanda]

Oh, you know.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

If I became a cop in Boston, I'd have to, like, cut contact with you guys.

[Shane]

Why?

[Amanda]

Because I would do horrible things. I would feel horrible things. I would do horrible things.

[Olivia]

No, but I want to be a good cop, you know?

[Shane]

Have you seen the Departed? There's no such thing as a good cop.

[Olivia]

Especially impulse. I just wanna be a cop that. Actually, you know what? I'm just a cop, but I don't do much. I kinda just like.

[Shane]

You wanna be like, a donut cop cop who's hanging out outside of a donut shop being like, hey, I'm here.

[Olivia]

Yeah, exactly.

[Shane]

And they kinda like. They kinda be like, hey, Mikey, what are you doing?

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

You stay out of trouble, huh?

[Olivia]

I just wanna go and show up and order a sandwich from a deli, and I'm like, margaret, make me that sandwich. I like and, like, a cup of coffee.

[Shane]

That is actually. You're not actually trying to solve anything. You're just kind of like solving, like, little crimes, you know? I have zero interest in being a cop, but I sometimes. What sounds funny is being like, a constable, like, from, like, the 1800s, like, in Britain. You know, the guys who walk down the street, they've got the baton, they're like, yeah.

[Amanda]

You really think they see something?

[Shane]

They're like, oh, are these cops? What?

[Olivia]

Aren't those cops?

[Shane]

They're basically cops, but it's, you know, like a constable, you know?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Like, to be a constable would be, I think, a little more fun. I have to have a big mustache, and I have to have the hat that's a strap underneath.

[Amanda]

No, you would walk around and I'm like, you would crush in that time.

[Shane]

I mean, I've never watched Peaky Blinders. I need to watch that.

[Olivia]

I think What I just. What we just said was peaky blinders.

[Amanda]

Peaky blinders. I think you just described peaky blinders. I think it's so good. It's so good. For a while, I wanted to wear everything. I wanted to wear that big coat and that hat and shave my head all the way around and just leave.

[Shane]

Like this top, little tiny bit.

[Amanda]

But I thought. I don't know if that would work on me.

[Shane]

Probably not.

[Olivia]

I mean, if you're walking around the east side of la, it works.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I'll try it one day. I'll come in.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Olivia]

Do you guys think Nosferatu is hot?

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

Did you actually.

[Amanda]

I actually did.

[Shane]

No, I didn't. I didn't.

[Amanda]

It's funny that you say that because I watched a sketch at UCB last week where it was a Nosferatu stripper.

[Shane]

That's awesome.

[Olivia]

What does that mean?

[Amanda]

He stripped. Just picture Nosferatu in his jacket stripping.

[Shane]

That's there.

[Amanda]

You know what I read? You know what I read about Nosferatu or about Bill Skarsgrd is he went to Iceland and studied under an opera teacher to figure out his voice.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

And she essentially was like, speak from your face, forehead, whatever that means.

[Olivia]

Can you do it?

[Amanda]

It's like.

[Olivia]

I'm laughing. She made me laugh.

[Shane]

He was creepy.

[Amanda]

Do you think he saw it?

[Olivia]

No, absolutely not.

[Amanda]

Is it wrong that my. Hear me out. Is Nosferatu?

[Shane]

No, I don't think so.

[Unknown]

He's.

[Amanda]

I didn't enjoy. I'm not going to spoil anything, but I didn't enjoy, you know, some scenes of him.

[Shane]

Sure. You're saying, though, his overall aura and.

[Amanda]

Vibe, I just like that he was like, I know what I want.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Olivia]

Did he. Or.

[Shane]

Yeah, you definitely say that about Dracula.

[Olivia]

Or she calling for him.

[Amanda]

He's not Dracula, though.

[Shane]

He's Nosferatu.

[Amanda]

Did you know that they almost got. They ripped it off all the 1929 silent film films because they got sued by the guy who did Dracula, Bram Stoker. And they had one copy. And that's how Nosferatu from 1929.

[Shane]

It's just a full ripoff. Dracula. So it's all one wor. Like, it's. They're all slightly named changes.

[Amanda]

His name is Count. Nosferatu is Count Loric or something.

[Shane]

Yeah. And like, Van Helsing is not Van Helsing. He's something else. But it's. It's Dracula.

[Olivia]

So Nosferatu is Dracula?

[Shane]

Yeah, it's Count Orlok. It is. Basically. It's this. It's Dracula. It's just the names are all changed. It's a ripoff. It's an off brand.

[Olivia]

Yeah. If his name is Orlock wise, his name also knows for Auto.

[Amanda]

I feel like Nosferatu is like the legend.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Yeah, this is me just.

[Shane]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

We're pieces of saying after watching it.

[Shane]

Once we're guessing we're putting it some. Some together. But yeah, it's. It's a lot of like branding and copyright stuff, which is why Nosferatu exists. But also Dracula exists and they are kind of the same.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Not.

[Amanda]

I didn't like parts of him like the rats.

[Olivia]

I don't like the rats, but the rats are awful.

[Amanda]

I also thought Lily Rose Depp did such a good job.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I was like, damn, girl.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

Yeah. Nosferatu is not. Not for me.

[Shane]

No, no, me neither. I mean neither. Speaking of hot though, I. I started watching the X Files.

[Amanda]

Oh, have you never Gillian Anderson?

[Shane]

I've never watched it before. I was, I. I was so I'm watching it because I just started it and, and it's weird to watch a show with that much sexual chemistry. Like, oh my God. Right off the bat, 20 minutes with.

[Olivia]

Each other with aliens.

[Shane]

David Duchovny and, and Gillian Anderson. The. They're two agents. Not with the aliens.

[Amanda]

No, no, the aliens are separate. It's like, it's like.

[Olivia]

I do think there is some sexual chemistry between humans and the aliens.

[Shane]

Have you felt that personally?

[Olivia]

I don't want to talk about it.

[Shane]

Okay. Anyways, so in, in X Files, like right off the bat, like they, they come to Gillian Anderson and she's like this skeptical like type of agent. And they're like, hey, we've got this other agent, Mulder. And he's, he's very like, he's into all this stuff.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

We want you to kind of trail him and like go along with all of his on all of his cases. And immediately they're going off checking out all these cases about aliens and stuff. And you're just like, whoa, you guys need to fuck. Holy shit.

[Amanda]

That's the best part of a show is they're not together.

[Shane]

And all I'm thinking is like, they're both hot, right? They're just these, these two hot. Hot ass.

[Amanda]

Hot ass.

[Shane]

And I'm like, imagine you get abducted by aliens. You're freaking out because you just got abducted by aliens. You're talking to people about it. And also these two hot ass FBI agents show up and they're like, hey, what's going on? And I'd be like, stop. I just got abducted by aliens. And now you aliens show up. Like, what the hell? I'd be more weirded out by these hot ass FBI agents who need to fuck.

[Amanda]

You'd be like, you guys should just do it. Let me go up there and deal with these aliens. You guys should just get it going.

[Shane]

Can you imagine? You get attacked by Sasquatch, and then the next day these hot ass FBI.

[Amanda]

Agents show up, see an alien.

[Shane]

No, but, like, there's other things than aliens in. In X Files, right?

[Amanda]

They don't.

[Shane]

It's not just aliens.

[Olivia]

Oh, so you're from the POV of the person who got.

[Shane]

Who got. Like, they're the one. They're the target, they're the victim in the case. And then all sudden, like, these sexy FBI. Because. Because in real life, I don't feel like FBI agents are ever very sexy. They're like, not. They're kind of, like, grizzled and messed up.

[Olivia]

Not all the time. Have you watched Sicario?

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. But Emily Blunt was way out.

[Shane]

No, but they're a little more. They're a little more like. But they're still a little more messed up.

[Amanda]

No, I. I hear you. I think, Detective, I feel like they don't have a lot of time to print.

[Shane]

They're not trying. They're not trying to look good. No, like, like Boulder and Scully are always kind of like.

[Amanda]

Like, Sarah Christ to me isn't hot exactly. Like, thanks for saying that.

[Shane]

I just mean, like. I just mean, like, they're. They're. They're more scary, you know?

[Olivia]

No, no. Sarah. Crisis sex.

[Amanda]

Her hair is wet. You know, she's like. She's just. That jacket she wear, she's been wearing for years.

[Shane]

Because, like, what Sarah Christ is based off of, like, Kate Winslet in.

[Amanda]

In like.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Also the Killing.

[Shane]

It's like, Kate Winslet's gorgeous, but her in that vibe, she's not hot.

[Olivia]

I think we need to bring that back. I think we need to bring back, like, why are they all perceived to be kind of like, messy and.

[Shane]

Well, I think.

[Amanda]

Well, that's why. That's literally why when I came up with Sarah Christ, I was like, every detective show that I've watched, they all are portrayed the same way.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

As females. And here's the thing. As men. As men, too. Like, they. They still have this. But females, they're like, super messy, super horny, very divorced, always has a kid somewhere that they're not paying attention to. They always lose their gun and Badge. They always have like a relationship with the chief that's not sexual, but it's like he's given her too many chances.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And they always up and they always. They eat.

[Olivia]

It's like a true detective. The one with Jody Foster.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Shane]

Jody Foster's absolute archetype of like FBI agent. Yeah, yeah. Always has.

[Olivia]

Would you rather be an FBI agent or a CIA agent or a double age boy?

[Shane]

That's a boy. This is a really awesome situation to be in. I don't know.

[Amanda]

Do you said CIA? FBI?

[Shane]

If I could be CIA and know what's going on in Area 51. Sure.

[Olivia]

You only want. There's definitely.

[Shane]

Only if I can find out. If I can find out about aliens.

[Amanda]

Have you watched Venom the Last Dance? They tell you everything that's going on in Area 51.

[Shane]

Have I watched what? Venom the Last Dance.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's the last movie.

[Olivia]

What's the last dance like?

[Amanda]

Literally all you need to know is in that movie of Area 51.

[Olivia]

You watched it?

[Amanda]

I love Venom.

[Shane]

All three movies?

[Amanda]

All three movies did. Was the last one good? Not really. You've never seen Venom?

[Shane]

I've seen the first Venom on a.

[Olivia]

Plane and I thought it was really good.

[Amanda]

I liked it.

[Olivia]

I watched it in the movie theaters.

[Shane]

Yeah, they still. They still got those.

[Olivia]

Hey, don't do this.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Olivia]

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[Olivia]

Don't do this, man.

[Shane]

You got him earnestly looking at me going, hey, hey, don't do that.

[Amanda]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Olivia]

Don't.

[Amanda]

Come on. You guys have known each other long enough. Don't do this.

[Olivia]

I know a lot about you. Ask me anything. Ask me anything. I'll say anything about.

[Shane]

What's my favorite color?

[Olivia]

What's your favorite color? Yeah, I know it's pink.

[Amanda]

Wait, don't I know this.

[Olivia]

It's pink.

[Shane]

You do know this.

[Olivia]

Brown.

[Shane]

We went over this.

[Olivia]

Pink, Brown, Yellow.

[Shane]

I'm glad you said brown. It's one of them.

[Olivia]

Yeah. It's like, you like.

[Amanda]

And you do like pink.

[Olivia]

Yeah, it's like pink, brown and yellow.

[Shane]

Not yellow. No.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You do green.

[Olivia]

Beige.

[Amanda]

Green. Green's one of them.

[Shane]

I think green is one of them.

[Amanda]

I know it is.

[Shane]

There is. This is, like, my favorite that I said on a podcast a couple.

[Amanda]

Oh, and this is what fucks me up, because you never freaking wear it. Orange.

[Olivia]

Orange.

[Amanda]

He loves orange, but he never wears it, not once. He just enjoys it from afar.

[Shane]

Orange is not. Orange is not always great as, like, a clothing color.

[Olivia]

What rhymes with orange?

[Shane]

Door hinge.

[Olivia]

Yeah. Did you also see the Eminem thing?

[Shane]

Yeah. We're talking about the same Eminem interview from forever ago where he's like. When people say, like, nothing rhymes with orange, it pisses me off because, like, you got, like, door hinge.

[Olivia]

Whoa, whoa. Is that Eminem? Is he here in the house right now?

[Shane]

Scumin and eminent. Domin and eminent.

[Amanda]

You have to count both of that.

[Shane]

I always loved watching Eminem rap back in the day. He has this crazy. He's, like, staring at the floor just like. He's just like. He's like. He's like this, like, when he's rapping, he's just like, dude, he's, like, looking at. And he's, like, doing this. He's like.

[Amanda]

Do you remember when his beard was really dark and it was very confusing?

[Shane]

Oh, that's. I mean, that's. That's not him anymore. That's when he was like, all right.

[Olivia]

I'm for sure getting dry socket. Like, I'm not avoiding it.

[Shane]

Yeah, for sure. You're definitely getting it. As soon as Eminem got brought up, you were screwed.

[Amanda]

I kind of can't handle it. I can't. I'm having an outof body experience.

[Olivia]

What? What's wrong?

[Amanda]

Just dry socket and the. Your giggles.

[Olivia]

This whole entire episode is so. Yeah, it's like, crazy. And if you're. You better be. You better listen.

[Amanda]

Dude, you're going to pop first. Something. I don't know what it is.

[Olivia]

If you're listening, you better not pause. Don't stop.

[Shane]

And Olivia brings an energy that you just. It's just unrivaled.

[Amanda]

There's nothing you can prepare for. When Olivia comes in, sometimes I come.

[Olivia]

In crazy, and sometimes I come in crazy and I have my wisdom teeth out.

[Shane]

You just don't know what you're gonna get. You know, it's like. It's. It's like if you gave the girl from the ring an iced coffee.

[Amanda]

What?

[Olivia]

I'm for sure that's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

[Shane]

Tell me that's not Olivia.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Olivia]

That is so mean.

[Amanda]

Did you just come up with that?

[Shane]

I, I, I. I just observed.

[Olivia]

That's so me.

[Shane]

That's you.

[Olivia]

So wait, because I'm scary?

[Shane]

Well, you're scary, but you're also not scary.

[Olivia]

I'm haunted.

[Shane]

Because if you're.

[Amanda]

If you're haunted a little bit.

[Shane]

If the girl from the ring was holding an iced coffee, she wouldn't be as scary. What's going on here?

[Olivia]

That's so funny. You're. That.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's really funny.

[Olivia]

Whoa. What's going on?

[Shane]

I just got a deck of cards. Yeah, I saw a deck of cards over. You know, I always forget, like, we have so many games around here, and we have cards and stuff, and I'm like, I just need to grab these.

[Olivia]

You know, I've. I've. I. Whenever a guy comes up to me and does a magic trick, I'm taking my clothes off. I'm just kidding.

[Shane]

And that's the magic trick. He's. He's shuffling his cards. He looks up. You're naked.

[Amanda]

Never mind. It doesn't matter. The trick is done. And that's Criss Angel.

[Olivia]

And, you know, by the way, I was joking.

[Amanda]

Is this for me? Is that for Olivia?

[Shane]

Seven of diamonds.

[Amanda]

No.

[Olivia]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Give one a of clubs.

[Shane]

Don't tell. Now it's ruined.

[Amanda]

Oh, shit. Okay.

[Shane]

All right, I'm gonna guess your card Go ahead. Hold it out for the cameras. Queen of hearts.

[Olivia]

No.

[Amanda]

Are you serious?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Come on.

[Olivia]

Are you flirting with us? We're your co workers.

[Shane]

No.

[Olivia]

And we're all in relationships, Shane.

[Amanda]

We're not gonna take our top off.

[Shane]

I'm throwing cards out, and I'm just trying to guess. Em.

[Olivia]

This is not. Okay.

[Shane]

Check this out. Three of spades.

[Amanda]

This should be a new character for you.

[Shane]

God dang it.

[Amanda]

Failed magician.

[Shane]

Let's see if I can get one of these. Okay. Nine of diamonds.

[Olivia]

You're so off.

[Shane]

Four of spades. Okay, let me see.

[Amanda]

Let me see one.

[Shane]

You do it. You just looked at it.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly.

[Olivia]

I would do one.

[Amanda]

You're going to have to guess.

[Shane]

I'm guessing that one.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

All right, I'll give you a little hint. What? Oh, oh. We're doing that thing. We're doing the challenge pit thing where you'd kind of act out the. The thing. Oh, okay. I think it's maybe a queen of spades. Is it not a queen?

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Oh, oh, oh. A king. A jack. An ace.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 6, 7, 8, 9.

[Amanda]

It's a four of diamonds. That was a kid. He was royal.

[Shane]

Four of diamonds. That was so bad, dude. That was so bad. What? Okay, see what this is. Yeah, we see it. Can you guess? Is for our audio listeners. Just. You also guess.

[Amanda]

That's why I stopped.

[Olivia]

It's five hearts.

[Shane]

You got it. Sorry.

[Amanda]

That's why I stopped. I was.

[Shane]

It was the king of hearts.

[Amanda]

I was gonna commit. I was gonna commit so hard. And then I was like, if I was an audio listener, I would be so bored. Annoyed.

[Shane]

I know. We were just guessing cards and guess. We guessed them all incorrectly.

[Amanda]

It's like on podcasts when people have a person there who's kind of like their fact checker, but they're not really on, they're kind of off, and they're having a conversation with them, and they're like, oh, my God. So Mary's saying what? Mary. Mary's saying that. Oh, yeah. Well, she loves that Mary. And you're just like, I don't.

[Shane]

We need to get. What if we hired someone to be a professional fact checker for all of Smosh.

[Amanda]

That's Selena.

[Olivia]

That's literally.

[Shane]

I know. But like, to. To be. Like, to, like, announce things as we're going. So it's like, if you just say something's wrong, they're just like, wrong, right?

[Amanda]

No, that can be you.

[Olivia]

Can I just tell you guys what's up? I am so hungry. Right now.

[Amanda]

Wait, you can. I thought. Can't you have, like, smoothies?

[Shane]

Can we do a protein shake?

[Olivia]

Okay, fine. I haven't had hard foods.

[Shane]

Okay, You've been eating a liquid diet for a few.

[Olivia]

I am so hungry, my eyes are crossed.

[Amanda]

They're not.

[Shane]

They're not. I have good news for you. They're not.

[Olivia]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

It's so crazy that, you know, you talk about food. I was thinking about smoothies.

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Amanda]

And I weirdly got. That's not right, Amanda. I weirdly got.

[Olivia]

Okay, Amanda's checking her phone right now.

[Amanda]

No, I got.

[Shane]

She got a voicemail.

[Amanda]

I got this voicemail. Yeah, it's so weird. And it was, like, addressed to you.

[Olivia]

And I was like, I'm definitely getting dry socket.

[Shane]

You're going to get dry socket in a second. Three, two, one.

[Amanda]

Hey, Olivia. How are you? This is Moonflower down at the smoothie shop down by your house. I just want to let you know, like, hey, girl. Like, we're missing you so much. Like, you've been making a ton of smoothies on your IG or Instagram story. Get a girl. And we're super proud of you, but, you know, like, what about us? So, yeah, we've been really missing you and wondering when you're gonna come in and say hi to us and order a smoothie from us. But it sounds like you bought your own blue sporina and you're making your own fancy smoothies, which is so crazy because it's, like, kind of what we do. I kind of sound like Gabby on the Traders. Actually, I kind of sound like Gabby on the Traders when I do this. What are we all talking about anyways? It doesn't matter. It's just me mid recording.

[Olivia]

You're just starting to feel it.

[Amanda]

Yeah. So come on back. Okay. Stop making smoothies in your home because we're losing money and we miss you. We miss you a lot. We wish that you would come by. All right, Moonflower. Okay, love you, girl. Bye.

[Shane]

I love how that. That had a little segue in it where you started to realize you sounded like Gabby from the.

[Amanda]

I was like, gabby. Gabby from the Traders. This is kind of like Gabby from the Traders. I honestly think it's traitor on traitor. Like, I really think that that. And I wanted to wear this outfit today. Tom is so annoying.

[Shane]

Do you ever get served for TikToks where it's, like, on her podcast where she's wearing the sunglasses and she's always turned to the side and she's just like. She's like, you want me to come in at 9:00? No. Bitch. Yeah, it's. I'm. I'm. I move on my own time. The sun is the. My only shepherd. Like, she's just saying all this crazy, like, kind of poetry.

[Olivia]

No, I've never seen that.

[Amanda]

Well, I was gonna say, I know.

[Olivia]

Who she is on the Traders, and I know I. I got served her TikTok, but I don't really know her.

[Shane]

I don't.

[Amanda]

Your voice slips into it randomly.

[Shane]

She's like a reality star. She's been on, like, the Bachelor and stuff, and people love her.

[Olivia]

Gabby.

[Amanda]

It's almost like she's, like, kind of talking like this, and she's almost, like, out of breath, but she's just, like, really good. What's going on here? This is so weird that you guys are doing this.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Amanda]

I mean, that wasn't me who did the voicemail, but it was so crazy. When I heard it back, that was. I was like, wow, that does sound like Gabby. And did I practice it in the car for 20 minutes? I just had fun.

[Olivia]

Amanda, that is you.

[Amanda]

No, it's not.

[Olivia]

Yeah, it is.

[Shane]

Olivia, that's not.

[Amanda]

That's Moonflower. Oh, you've been making a lot of smoothies at your house. You even bought yourself blue sporina.

[Olivia]

Doing little voice notes, huh? Aren't we?

[Shane]

Do you have voicemails? Do you have something?

[Amanda]

Yeah, Olivia doesn't pick up her phone.

[Shane]

Olivia, that just got that phone yesterday.

[Amanda]

So true.

[Shane]

She had a razor before that.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God, I miss her razor.

[Olivia]

I actually don't have any voice notes. I'm sorry. All right. Not any that I can share because they're all rated R, of course.

[Shane]

And this is a family podcast.

[Olivia]

This is actually.

[Amanda]

It actually is. I'm not gonna lie. I did have a fan of an older woman with her small son and said that they listened to the pod all the time. Oh, well, she was like, oh, my God. You're Amanda from Smash Mouth. I love the pod. Me and my son listen to it all the time.

[Shane]

Oh, my gosh.

[Amanda]

It was really silly.

[Shane]

Lady and her son listen to the podcast.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Wow, that's so awesome. Well, to you guys listening, you.

[Olivia]

Hey.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Thought that would make you laugh.

[Amanda]

No, they were really sweet. No, it's almost like.

[Shane]

No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that.

[Amanda]

Listening to.

[Shane]

To any moms and sons listening. You're great. You're cool, you know, just respect you.

[Olivia]

And if you meet me in real life, I'm a completely different person.

[Shane]

Olivia will stab you.

[Olivia]

I'm from Boston.

[Amanda]

Is like the sweetest little being a huge piece of. She rides or die for her friends. She's so sweet. She'll cook you anything.

[Olivia]

I'll cook.

[Shane]

Well, absolutely. Slap you across the cooking. Yeah, she'll cook you some and throw it at you.

[Amanda]

This is all an act. She is unbelievably caring.

[Olivia]

This is an act. I don't have my wisdom teeth.

[Amanda]

She will cook you anything you want, and she's really good at it.

[Shane]

Did you get to keep the teeth?

[Olivia]

Yeah. Do you want to see it?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

I don't have it.

[Shane]

You don't have.

[Olivia]

You don't have to come over to my house.

[Shane]

I'm not. I'm not doing that.

[Amanda]

You kept the teeth?

[Olivia]

Yeah, of course.

[Shane]

That's $3.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

Put that on. That's $3.

[Amanda]

Damn.

[Olivia]

You wouldn't want to keep your teeth.

[Shane]

How much did your. Did the tooth fairy give you?

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. I got money. Tooth fairy came in. I think it was, like, a dollar.

[Shane]

It just happened.

[Amanda]

I think it was a dollar. I thought you meant you were selling it somewhere that, like, is out there.

[Shane]

You could do that, too.

[Amanda]

No, I kept here.

[Shane]

Did you get a dollar? What was your exchange?

[Amanda]

I got a dollar.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

And then my mom kept all of our little baby teeth in a little. Little tin thing, which I think people think people. People find that so gross. Know what I find a little gross is, like, lockets of hair.

[Shane]

Yeah, but they're good for spells.

[Olivia]

They are really good for spells.

[Amanda]

You saying that is so weird.

[Shane]

I mean, keep your baby teeth so that if a demon's coming after you and you can throw them out.

[Amanda]

I don't know why you keep your baby teeth.

[Shane]

I don't know why people keep baby teeth. I'm like, what are you good? You got to do something with those someday.

[Amanda]

Remember when you were a kid and used to spin your tooth.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Around, and the back of your tooth would be facing forward, and you're like, it needs to come out, Mom.

[Shane]

That was the good stuff. That was kind of like a. I was kind of addicted to it.

[Amanda]

Me, too.

[Olivia]

I was like, I don't know if this actually happened, but did someone tie a string on my tooth and close the door?

[Amanda]

That's, like, a thing they say that you should do.

[Shane]

I did that once.

[Olivia]

I think I did that once, too.

[Shane]

I did it, and it worked.

[Amanda]

It's not good for you.

[Shane]

I don't think I did it.

[Amanda]

It's not a Clean rip.

[Shane]

I did it and it was funny.

[Amanda]

Did you laugh?

[Shane]

I remember just being like, oh, it worked.

[Olivia]

You know, that's. You know when you lose your tooth in like elementary school and then you just put like a tissue over and then you're fin. It's so weird because I just don't have that recovery like I used to.

[Shane]

Well, also your wisdom teeth are getting. They have roots. Whereas your baby teeth didn't have the same kind of roots. That. That's why we're born with our adult teeth in our skulls, which is so cool. It's fucking terrifying. That's when you realize that humans are messed up. Like we're more awesome. We're kind of messed up, you know. Oh, sorry. It was just a ghost anyways.

[Olivia]

No sounds can scare me.

[Amanda]

Really?

[Shane]

You're right.

[Olivia]

After hearing drilling and sawing of all my teeth getting pulled out.

[Amanda]

You didn't go under. You should have went under.

[Shane]

I think they were scared of you.

[Amanda]

Yeah, don't put me under.

[Shane]

You know, because you were there awake, just staring at them.

[Olivia]

That's what I was doing.

[Shane]

You made direct eye contact with your dentist the whole time I was humming. No, do that.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Assert dominance.

[Amanda]

I don't have the strength to deal with that amount of cringe. I would never look at my dentist directly in the eye.

[Olivia]

Cause you're so beautiful.

[Amanda]

Thanks, Olivia. That's exactly why.

[Olivia]

Laugh, bitch.

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[Shane]

Okay. God. How long was the procedure?

[Olivia]

20 minutes.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's a long ass time.

[Shane]

No, that sounds pretty good.

[Amanda]

No, she was awake.

[Olivia]

I was listening to a podcast.

[Shane]

What podcast?

[Amanda]

Yeah, what podcasts? It's like we can do hard things by fucking.

[Olivia]

No, I was listening to, like a DJ podcast about, like, the making of.

[Shane]

Are you getting some work done?

[Olivia]

Brutalist.

[Shane]

Oh, nice.

[Olivia]

I'm like.

[Amanda]

I'm like.

[Olivia]

Guys, he's talking. He's talking about how you made the. Stop. Stop drilling. Really?

[Shane]

He's talking about how he poured concrete in a really straight.

[Olivia]

Can you guys stop drilling for a sec?

[Amanda]

So does that mean you enjoyed Adrien Brody's 5 minute and 30 seconds speech?

[Olivia]

I didn't watch it. I didn't watch the movie.

[Shane]

You didn't watch the movie? You just listened to it?

[Amanda]

I didn't watch the movie either, but I watched his speech.

[Olivia]

I watched his speech, too.

[Shane]

I didn't watch his speech.

[Amanda]

He told the music to stop aggressively and they did.

[Shane]

Met his girlfriend, right?

[Amanda]

He did. Oh, she didn't catch it, but then she finally did.

[Shane]

Man. The Pianist. The Brutalist.

[Amanda]

The Pianist is such a good movie.

[Olivia]

Next thing is.

[Shane]

What's. What's he gonna be next?

[Olivia]

The Exorcist.

[Shane]

The Exorcist.

[Amanda]

Could you imagine if he switched to, like, Exorcist movies?

[Shane]

I believe that.

[Olivia]

Okay, so. I'm so hungry, you know?

[Shane]

Too bad, dude.

[Olivia]

I'm so hungry. Like, what I would do right now for a fucking. Sorry for cursing.

[Shane]

Whoa. Do not say truck in here, dude.

[Olivia]

What I would do for, like, a sandwich. A tuna melt that scratches the top of my mouth.

[Amanda]

Okay, no, don't cry.

[Shane]

Not don't cry, Olivia.

[Olivia]

I just want that.

[Shane]

We'll get you.

[Amanda]

Don't cry. Because you know what's crazy is I have one more thing. I. Apparently, one of your fans called me. Oh, I didn't label this one. I hope this work.

[Shane]

I hope this is the right one.

[Olivia]

I'm empty inside this mess for Olivia.

[Amanda]

I just want to let you know my name is Rondall and I'm living in the Great, great place in Houston, Texas. And I just want to let you know that I'm one of your biggest fans. You don't know me, but I know, and I just think you're great. And I, you know, I'm loving your content lately. And you're having fun, you're posting and I'm having a good time watching it. I remember you from the start when you used to wear tight ass sweatshirts and your hair was always up and a ponytail. And you know what? I really like that. You know, you're. You're just a wonderful, wonderful lady. And you're wonderful now, and you're wonderful still. And I just want to let you know that you got, you got to keep doing what you're doing. And I just want to say, like, you're a good person, Libby Sway. You can't sway me another way. You'll always be my number one. It's mosh. You know, everyone else is. They're kind of good, but you're my number one.

[Olivia]

That's right.

[Amanda]

All right, well, I sent you a really long email a couple weeks back and you haven't responded, so just want to let you know I pitched you an idea and I'd love you to put it on your content. All right, bye. Olivia's way.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

What a sweetie. Rondo. That's his name. He sent you a really long email of a pitch.

[Olivia]

Yeah. Why do you have Ronald's voicemail?

[Amanda]

So weird. I put my phone number just out there for anyone to call me.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

Thank you.

[Amanda]

555. 5555.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You guys ever get pitches?

[Shane]

Yeah, no.

[Olivia]

Yeah, all the time. Cuz, you know, I don't. Oh, I. I just pitched.

[Amanda]

I get a lot of emails of pitches.

[Olivia]

Really?

[Amanda]

Like messages on ig of pitches.

[Shane]

I get, I get pitches.

[Olivia]

I get stuff like. Hello? Like transfer money, you know.

[Amanda]

No, I get like, I have a great idea for Sarah Christ.

[Olivia]

See? Can I get some of that? Give me some ideas, guys.

[Amanda]

So awesome.

[Shane]

That's really cool.

[Amanda]

I can't respond to all of them, but I literally, like, that's a freaking great idea. And then, and then when they do the fan fiction, when we read out here, I'm like, that's a really good idea. Like, someone did a Sarah Christ fan fiction where it was me as Amanda, a ghost hunter, and Sarah Christ, like, came to me through the afterworld and we had to solve her crime or something.

[Olivia]

I know, that's amazing.

[Amanda]

This isn't even to make you guys laugh. I'm just telling you just Having a.

[Shane]

Good time, you guys.

[Olivia]

My inbox is open. It's Shane Top at gmail dot com. Just kidding.

[Amanda]

It'd be so dumb.

[Olivia]

My email is Shane Top. I'm dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Olivia]

@Aol.Com.

[Shane]

Oh, you actually. You can contact me at Sway all the way. Email me whatever you want. Just go wild.

[Olivia]

Actually, sorry. You can actually email this real email address. It's Shane Top and bottom and middle at gmail dot com.

[Amanda]

Yeah, put those cards down.

[Olivia]

Yeah. You suck.

[Shane]

Hey, put the cards down.

[Amanda]

Hey, they were fun.

[Shane]

Hey, put those cards.

[Amanda]

They were fun. They were really fun for a pod. Really fun.

[Olivia]

What?

[Shane]

It's just crazy.

[Olivia]

Why is he laughing?

[Amanda]

I knew it. When I saw her with her wisdom teeth out, I was like, this energy is going to be lit.

[Olivia]

I just do not ever take chewing, biting for granted or. And sucking and spitting. Because those are the things you can't do, you know? Those are the.

[Shane]

I know.

[Amanda]

What are you eating? Because you. You have to be able to survive. Are you having smoothies?

[Olivia]

Bones, Blood?

[Amanda]

I do believe that in a weird way.

[Olivia]

I literally believe Nosferatu died.

[Shane]

That's the thing with Olivia is just everything you say, you kind of have no choice but to believe it.

[Amanda]

I do believe that.

[Shane]

Even though you. Have you ever eaten a bag of bones?

[Olivia]

In what form?

[Shane]

Just a bag of bones.

[Olivia]

Powder form or hard?

[Shane]

No, I think hard.

[Olivia]

No.

[Shane]

Powder form?

[Olivia]

No.

[Amanda]

Okay. I'm glad we asked both sides of that.

[Shane]

You don't get the bag of bones at Erewhon.

[Olivia]

No, but I do, I must say. Did I say that I'm hungry? I'm like so delirious and hungry.

[Amanda]

So what. How have you been eating?

[Olivia]

I've just been like eating mashed potatoes, making really melty smoothies and just like spicy spoon, spoon, spoon feeding myself. I had some yoga earth yesterday, which is nice.

[Amanda]

Yoga earth?

[Olivia]

Ever been a yogurt?

[Amanda]

No.

[Olivia]

It's an incredible frozen yogurt place. It's so good. They have one in Glendale. They have one in yogurt. They have one in Glendale. Santa Monica. Yoga. Like yoga.

[Shane]

Yoga ert.

[Olivia]

Yoga ert.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

What's. What's different about it?

[Olivia]

Oh, my God. It's like made with almond milk, I think. Nut milk and no, added like sweeteners. It's all organic.

[Shane]

Oh, sounds gross.

[Olivia]

You know what, Shane?

[Amanda]

You're a piece of shit. If you're in la, girls are talking about health.

[Olivia]

How dare you. And you come in here like the fucking constable that you are, swinging your little thing around. Not your baton, okay? Swinging your Baton around, okay? This is an AV conversation. You can baton your way out.

[Shane]

Okay. I'm sorry.

[Olivia]

It's okay. You can come back.

[Amanda]

Okay? You're here. It's fine. Wearing the smoshmouth shirt, and we love that. Such a good shirt.

[Olivia]

Where can I get it?

[Shane]

You're not allowed.

[Olivia]

Fine.

[Amanda]

On smosh.

[Shane]

Smosh.com. smosh.com.

[Amanda]

I can't wait till you can eat.

[Olivia]

Till I can eat some food?

[Amanda]

When?

[Olivia]

Maybe in three days.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's a long time, dude.

[Shane]

That is so long.

[Olivia]

Can I tell you what I'm gonna eat?

[Shane]

What are you gonna eat?

[Olivia]

Oh, my God. I'm gonna have, like, a really crunchy, crispy tuna melt.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Olivia]

Yeah, actually, I'll be in Austin.

[Shane]

Ooh, you could probably get a really good tuna melt in Austin.

[Olivia]

Really? You think so?

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude, Austin has great food. Texas. Texas food is.

[Olivia]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

Delicious.

[Shane]

It goes Hamilton.

[Olivia]

I'm gonna get maybe tuna melt.

[Shane]

Mm. Gotta get some barbecue, dude.

[Olivia]

Yeah, sure, get some.

[Amanda]

Do you like barbecue?

[Olivia]

I don't really.

[Amanda]

She doesn't like barbecue, but I'll eat meat.

[Olivia]

Can they, like, barbecue a fish?

[Shane]

They could try.

[Olivia]

Okay, then I'll eat it. I'm gonna get, like, a tuna melt, and then I want to eat some, like, some sort of noodle from, like, a Chinese restaurant.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

Or some din Tai fung.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God, their chocolate dumplings. Yeah, I dream about their chocolate dumplings.

[Shane]

Have you?

[Amanda]

Oh, and I've had it.

[Shane]

But I don't like them.

[Olivia]

I don't like chocolate dumplings.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God, they're so bad.

[Shane]

They're so good.

[Olivia]

What is happening?

[Shane]

Oh.

[Olivia]

Stop.

[Amanda]

We're finishing.

[Shane]

Yeah, I was Meg Ryan there.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. They were also at the Oscars. This is me being people dot com right now.

[Olivia]

You're being so people dot com.

[Amanda]

Hey, grime. Billy Crystal.

[Shane]

And the bingo card has been struck.

[Amanda]

Oh, me.

[Olivia]

What?

[Amanda]

She doesn't know about the bingo card.

[Shane]

Oh, bingo cards. Just ongoing bingo cards.

[Olivia]

Oh, no.

[Shane]

What? Oh, do you stink?

[Olivia]

No. I think that there's a. There's a specific type of.

[Amanda]

All of a sudden goes, oh, no, I stinky.

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Olivia]

Oh, no. I was wondering what was smelling so freaking bad. It's me.

[Shane]

It's okay.

[Olivia]

Oh, my God. I hate when this happens.

[Amanda]

What is it?

[Olivia]

It's this detergent pod that I don't like to use.

[Amanda]

So why do you have it?

[Olivia]

I think. I think. I think when Sam was doing the laundry, he put in that pod.

[Shane]

That piece of shit.

[Amanda]

He's such a piece of shit.

[Olivia]

I like that smell. I've been smelling it all morning.

[Amanda]

Why didn't you tell him?

[Olivia]

He didn't know.

[Amanda]

He doesn't know that you don't like the smell.

[Olivia]

I think he didn't. I think he didn't realize that we still have it. And I keep trying to hide that box of the.

[Shane]

Why don't you throw it out?

[Amanda]

Yeah, throw it out.

[Olivia]

I don't want to waste.

[Shane]

Okay, well, you're gonna have to use it eventually.

[Olivia]

I was thinking about giving it to someone.

[Shane]

Oh, okay. I'm really sorry to hear that. That sucks.

[Olivia]

I'm sorry I'm smelling so bad.

[Amanda]

I didn't smell. You.

[Shane]

You don't smell bad.

[Amanda]

Let me tell you something.

[Shane]

You're saying you smell like a detergent, which it can't smell bad.

[Amanda]

Let me tell you a little something, Olivia. Shane smells so, so bad all the time.

[Olivia]

Amanda.

[Amanda]

I know everyone here knows it, but no one. Yeah, no one wants to tell him.

[Olivia]

I know.

[Shane]

It's.

[Amanda]

It literally smells like, like vomit.

[Olivia]

I, I understand.

[Amanda]

Like roadkill.

[Olivia]

I know.

[Amanda]

Like a little bit of poop. Like it's really bad.

[Olivia]

I know it smells like if you blend cheez its and bacon in the oven.

[Amanda]

No, it's really. It's like a bad cheese. But I feel really bad.

[Olivia]

Have you ever? Have you ever. I'm not saying that I did this, but, like, have you ever, like, I'll tell you guys afterwards. I don't want to tell you right now because I forget that sometimes what you say. Because sometimes what you say on here will be on there forever. Forever?

[Shane]

Yeah. Kind of like how I smell really bad all the time.

[Amanda]

That's why I just told you that secret.

[Shane]

Well, you know, it's before we record, I, I, I do a little spin.

[Olivia]

Do a little spin.

[Amanda]

Dude.

[Olivia]

Dude. I'm gonna go dry socket.

[Shane]

I do those, Do a little spin and just let everything go, you know?

[Amanda]

Nah, just.

[Shane]

Just all at the same time.

[Olivia]

Do you shower?

[Amanda]

Yeah, not often.

[Shane]

I love to. I actually love showers.

[Olivia]

No, you don't like showers.

[Shane]

I love showers.

[Olivia]

I don't shower because I don't want to waste water.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Olivia]

That's why I don't shower.

[Shane]

That's also fine.

[Amanda]

I love to shower. I like taking a tub even more.

[Olivia]

What do you do with the excess water afterwards?

[Amanda]

Bring it right back down the drain. Goodbye. Go to the ocean.

[Olivia]

Same.

[Shane]

Save it for later. Like pasta water.

[Amanda]

No, you don't.

[Olivia]

It's like pasta. While you save a cup, you save a cup of that bath water like you do with pasta water. And you put it back.

[Amanda]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Olivia]

That sounds sick.

[Amanda]

Sick. Don't do that.

[Olivia]

Guys, speaking of pasta, that sounds really good right now.

[Shane]

Probably does.

[Olivia]

Oh, my God. But I can't have any spaghetti because I can't.

[Amanda]

I feel like we found this woman outside. We're like, hey, do you want to.

[Shane]

Come to the pod?

[Amanda]

She's like, I know this podcast.

[Shane]

Can I say, a pitch that I had for a try not to laugh was for us to just find some guy on like LA casting. Just bring a guy and just be like. And treat him.

[Amanda]

He's like, is this here for the pirate?

[Shane]

And treat him like. Like a huge celebrity. Be like, guys, we're doing. Try not to laugh. And our guest today, it's Dale. And it's just some guy, like some like 60 year old actor in L. A. And he just earnestly just is in.

[Olivia]

The episode, literally how I got on Smash.

[Amanda]

I was gonna say. What?

[Shane]

What?

[Olivia]

That's how I got on Smosh.

[Shane]

How'd you get on what? Okay, how.

[Olivia]

Oh, it really is. It was like a casting.

[Shane]

Right? I know, but like, I'm talking about just for one episode. And. But we treat him. We treat this guy like, like, oh, it's Mike. And. And we treat him like he's a huge celebrity. And at the end we're like, mike, where can people find you? And he's just like, really sweet, you.

[Amanda]

Know, he's like, I'm an extra in.

[Shane]

You might see me in the background of this herpes.

[Olivia]

Why don't we do that? That sounds really sweet.

[Shane]

I've been pitching it. We'll get it.

[Amanda]

I haven't heard this pitch.

[Shane]

I've pitched it here.

[Olivia]

Well, if you send it to her email, she'll read it.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Sexy kitty girl soccer.

[Olivia]

Her email is.

[Shane]

No, no dot com. Just that.

[Amanda]

That's it. I figured out a way to not do a dot com.

[Shane]

Pretty cool.

[Olivia]

Are you serious?

[Shane]

Oh, did you know that you could do this?

[Amanda]

Take the mic off the table.

[Shane]

You know that we can do that.

[Olivia]

Can I eat this?

[Shane]

Yeah, they're. They are chocolate.

[Amanda]

I need to, like, get Olivia some food.

[Olivia]

Can I eat?

[Amanda]

I'm worried about.

[Shane]

We are all losing our minds a little bit.

[Olivia]

No, I'm fine.

[Amanda]

I feel stable.

[Olivia]

I. I feel really good.

[Shane]

I feel stable is a crazy sentence.

[Amanda]

I feel stable. That was real.

[Olivia]

I feel not stable.

[Shane]

I'm just really testing the limits here, you know, because.

[Olivia]

Don't do too much.

[Shane]

Oh, even stand up.

[Olivia]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Oh, no. Stinky boy stood up.

[Shane]

Well, Jerry, it seems the Dodgers are Playing a really good game right now. I'm here outside of Dodgers stadium. I'm here with a fan ripping on right now, ma'am. How's it going today?

[Olivia]

Very well. Stable.

[Shane]

Awesome. Anyways, back to you in the studio.

[Amanda]

Thanks. We're back in the studio. That was one of our favorite announcers. He's actually going to be retiring this year.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

He's been pushed out many times, but he hasn't quite signed what we need him to sign. So thank you so much. That was awesome. Your name is again?

[Shane]

Kirk Michael Turd. Oh, dunk, dunk. I. I don't have my basketballs. I have.

[Amanda]

So I feel on drugs.

[Olivia]

Oh, I am on drugs.

[Shane]

I don't do drugs.

[Olivia]

No. I'm actually just on Tylenol and Advil. Those are drugs. And I'm. And my world is spinning, but I'm stable, you know? You ever feel so lonely in a crowded room?

[Shane]

That's like that one song.

[Olivia]

Kelly Clarkson.

[Amanda]

You love Kelly Clarkson.

[Olivia]

Of course.

[Shane]

She's the best. The best American idol winner ever, hands down.

[Amanda]

She the first.

[Shane]

She was the very first. And then they had that movie from Justin. Kelly.

[Amanda]

Justin. Justin and Kelly.

[Olivia]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

I really liked Justin. I thought he was cool.

[Shane]

Well, America didn't remember.

[Olivia]

What's his name? William Hong.

[Amanda]

Yeah, of course.

[Shane]

America loved him, too.

[Olivia]

Also an idol.

[Shane]

Absolutely.

[Amanda]

Remember Ruben Studdard? I'm sorry. For 2004.

[Shane]

Yep.

[Olivia]

No, I don't know that one.

[Amanda]

That's because he won and had one single and that was it.

[Olivia]

Remember Sanjaya?

[Shane]

Oh, yeah, maybe Sanjaya. That's a throwback. Daughtry. Chris Daughtry.

[Olivia]

Chris Daughtry was on.

[Shane]

Yeah. He got, like, seventh place, but then he ended up being, like, the most successful for that season.

[Olivia]

Wow.

[Shane]

It's so weird.

[Amanda]

Modern day creed.

[Olivia]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah. Do you know the imagine dragons were on American idol?

[Olivia]

No.

[Shane]

We're not totally lying.

[Olivia]

You know the chain smokers were on American idol.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Nobody actually knows if the chain smokers are real.

[Amanda]

They're real.

[Olivia]

Oh, they're real.

[Shane]

Any two white guys could be the chain smokers at any time.

[Amanda]

I know you. You can't. You don't know who they are.

[Olivia]

Can I just say I actually like one of their songs.

[Shane]

Which one?

[Olivia]

The one with Halsey. You know, just give me a pop hit and I just, like, shrink that up. I love, like, pop music. I love mainstream music, too.

[Shane]

We could end this. Try not to laugh soon. Do you want more time? Do you want, like, want to try to get some more pop? Some more Jokes off.

[Olivia]

I don't think she'll pop off.

[Amanda]

I don't even think she's trying.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

I think she's just beating.

[Shane]

I'm going to give you, what, another minute to try to just go ham.

[Olivia]

Okay.

[Shane]

Get some laughs in.

[Olivia]

Okay, ready?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Olivia]

I don't believe you're real.

[Shane]

Okay, hit me with that one. Pretty good. Pretty good there. Okay, Olivia, let's keep going.

[Olivia]

Why am I the one making you laugh?

[Shane]

I'm just. I'm giving you the opportunity to get some.

[Olivia]

Come on. Come at me.

[Shane]

Oh, okay.

[Olivia]

Come at me.

[Shane]

Wow. All right.

[Amanda]

They have so much history. So I just get to enjoy.

[Shane]

Oh, God. I wasn't expecting this.

[Olivia]

Well, we're in the ring now.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Olivia]

Don't knock my teeth out, cuz. They're gone.

[Shane]

I can't. Yeah, they're out there somewhere.

[Amanda]

I'm just sitting here being like, who. Who got these tickets to this battle? Oh, they were free.

[Shane]

Yeah, I saw an episode. I did see an episode of yo mama that was like this, though.

[Olivia]

Oh, I love yo mama.

[Shane]

We love yo mama.

[Amanda]

No, we love you.

[Shane]

We love your mama.

[Amanda]

I definitely.

[Shane]

That's something about.

[Amanda]

I definitely love.

[Shane]

That's something about me and Olivia. We love your mama.

[Amanda]

Wow. I feel like I've learned so much about you guys.

[Olivia]

You've learned nothing about me.

[Shane]

Don't know.

[Amanda]

I don't know. No, I know. I. I didn't, like.

[Shane]

Let's be clear. If you're listening to this episode, you've become dumber.

[Olivia]

No, no, don't say that. Don't say that.

[Shane]

I am become dumber.

[Olivia]

I be stupid. Yeah, I'd be stupid.

[Amanda]

Let's figure out who won this episode. All right, we're ending I become dumber.

[Shane]

We're ending it now. Who. What are the. What's.

[Amanda]

She definitely got me the last two.

[Shane]

Yeah. Okay. Who. Who was in third place?

[Amanda]

Olivia laughed 16 times.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

I'm shocked by that. I'm shocked by that. And the winner by one point. By one point is Shane.

[Shane]

Let's go. What?

[Amanda]

And you don't rarely win.

[Olivia]

You're funny. You're funny. You're funny.

[Shane]

You're funny.

[Olivia]

It's not true what they say about you.

[Shane]

Who says what?

[Amanda]

Don't tell him.

[Olivia]

Oh, sorry. That was too much.

[Shane]

Okay, well, we're done now. Now we can talk normal.

[Olivia]

I. What do you mean, talk normal?

[Amanda]

She's.

[Shane]

Oh, I thought you actually got your wisdom teeth out.

[Olivia]

No, Yeah, I got them out for this.

[Shane]

Totally kidding. You would do that?

[Amanda]

No, her face is a stop sign. That's what I want to say.

[Shane]

100 believe that you would be like, oh, it'll be really funny if I get my wisdom teeth pulled for this podcast.

[Olivia]

Honestly thought would do something like that.

[Amanda]

But it wasn't on purpose. It was an emergency that she needed to get them done.

[Olivia]

It was so painful, you guys.

[Shane]

Man, I'm so sorry.

[Amanda]

I'm so sorry.

[Olivia]

But here we are and I'm fine. I hope I. Guys, please pray for me. I really don't want dry socket. Like, I guess it's kind of worth it.

[Amanda]

Guys, pray for Olivia. She doesn't want dry sockets. The first time I've ever heard of dry socket. And I really don't want my wisdom to be taken out.

[Shane]

Anyways, thank you for being here, Olivia.

[Amanda]

Thank you for being here.

[Olivia]

Thank you for allowing me to be here while looking like a house.

[Shane]

Of course.

[Amanda]

Of course.

[Shane]

We don't care what you look like.

[Amanda]

We don't care what you look like.

[Shane]

Do not care.

[Olivia]

All right.

[Shane]

This is an audio podcast.

[Olivia]

Okay?

[Shane]

They don't have to look at you.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's fine. Shane, you won. Well done. You get.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Amanda]

You get that gift, that gift card.

[Olivia]

And you get my cup.

[Shane]

And I get Olivia's cup.

[Olivia]

Just kidding. Give me that back.

[Shane]

No.

[Amanda]

Anyways, thanks, guys.

[Olivia]

Thank you, guys.

[Shane]

See you later.

[Amanda]

We'll see you later. Best of luck to you. Watch the town.

[Olivia]

You don't have to go to Boston. Get your wisdom teeth out. Don't get dry socket.

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