#91 - Reacting To Amanda's Favorite Subreddits

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth #91 - Reacting To Amanda's Favorite Subreddits

Release Date: April 28, 2025

In episode #91 of Smosh Mouth, hosts Shayne Topp (Shane) and Amanda Lehan-Canto (Amanda), along with guest Chance McCrary, dive into Amanda's favorite subreddits, sharing laughs, personal anecdotes, and engaging discussions. This episode offers a blend of humor, relatable parenting experiences, and insightful takes on various online communities.

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1. Welcoming Guest and Setting the Tone

The episode kicks off with Shane and Amanda warmly welcoming Chance McCrary. They joke about their coordinated "boho" appearance, setting a relaxed and humorous atmosphere.

• Shane (00:01): "Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth."
• Amanda (00:03): "Hey, I'm Amanda. And we have a wonderful guest with us today, Chance McCrary."
• Chance (00:08): "Yeah."
• Shane (00:15): "And for people watching, we color matched so well, it's crazy."

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2. Recapping Recent Pranks and Clarifications

Shane brings up a recent prank call he made with Matt Duran on their segment "We Solve Your Problems," which involves a humorous and elaborate setup at a cemetery.

• Shane (02:10): "I called the cemetery where Matt Duran's dad's plot was missing."
• Amanda (02:30): "No, I will never do that. I didn't write anything on here. This is all Reddit."

The group discusses the intricacies of the prank, questioning each other's involvement and authenticity. Chance humorously critiques Shane's performance during the prank.

• Chance (04:22): "He can get anything he wants right now out of anywhere."
• Shane (06:14): "Of course, I also couldn't make that call in real life."

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3. Amanda's Pregnancy Announcement

Midway through the episode, Amanda reveals her pregnancy, adding a personal and heartfelt layer to the conversation. She shares her experiences and challenges, inviting empathy and support from the hosts and guest.

• Amanda (08:26): "You guys know about this? I'm having a baby."
• Shane (09:00): "It's the baby."
• Amanda (09:10): "Wow. That's the bump."

The discussion covers the humorous and chaotic aspects of pregnancy, including Amanda's strategies for managing her toddler's picky eating habits.

• Shane (15:03): "Yeah. That's. Can her husband not make the salsa or what?"
• Amanda (17:58): "He's not happy about it."

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4. Delving into Amanda's Favorite Subreddits

Amanda transitions the conversation to her favorite subreddits, providing a curated list that ranges from parenting humor to architectural admiration.

a. Beyond the Bump

"Amanda introduces Beyond the Bump, a subreddit focused on parenting and toddler antics. She shares relatable and funny anecdotes about her own experiences.

• Amanda (13:29): "Why is the bay yellow?"
• Chance (15:29): "This is not funny."

b. Room Corn

Though likely referring to "roomporn," Amanda showcases stunning room designs from around the world, sparking a discussion on interior aesthetics.

• Amanda (25:50): "It's just pictures of gorgeous rooms that people took."
• Shane (26:03): "Wow. I love that color entryway."

c. Why Women Live Longer

This subreddit presents intriguing facts and discussions about the longevity differences between genders. Amanda finds the content amusing and enlightening.

• Amanda (35:00): "This image speaks for itself. Blind gasoline test."
• Shane (35:03): "Seriously, that's weird."

d. No Stupid Questions

A safe space for users to ask any question without judgment. Amanda reads some of the most bizarre and humorous queries.

• Amanda (42:15): "It's like, no bad pitches. No stupid question."
• Shane (44:18): "There's a famous story about astronauts and tampons."

e. Long Island

Focusing on local quirks and stories from Long Island, this subreddit provides a glimpse into community life, complete with amusing neighbor interactions and wildlife encounters.

• Amanda (54:28): "Why is the bay yellow?"
• Chance (55:04): "That's what's happening in Long Island, huh?"

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5. Interactive and Humorous Banter

Throughout the episode, Shane, Amanda, and Chance engage in playful banter, enhancing the comedic element of the podcast. They joke about topics ranging from animal encounters to the absurdity of voice memos.

• Amanda (23:35): "You have to do something silly with a tampon?"
• Shane (24:58): "That was a real song that you're singing."

Notable moments include their attempt at beatboxing and their humorous takes on old-fashioned advertisements and headshots.

• Chance (24:30): "Why are you all sexy about it?"
• Shane (24:42): "This is horrible."

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6. Reflections and Final Thoughts

As the episode winds down, Amanda reflects on the subreddits presented, expressing her enjoyment and the value they add to her life. The group encourages listeners to engage with the content and share their own favorites.

• Amanda (64:00): "My favorite Reddit is choosing beggars because it's so funny to me."

They also touch upon broader themes like authenticity in online communities and the nostalgia associated with past internet trends.

• Shane (20:13): "We don't know where ChatGPT is getting their answers because it's generative, whereas Reddit has real people."

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7. Conclusion

Episode #91 of Smosh Mouth successfully blends humor with personal insights, making it a relatable and entertaining listen. Amanda's favorite subreddits provide a structured framework for engaging discussions, while the hosts' chemistry with Chance adds depth and levity. Whether you're a Reddit aficionado or simply enjoy light-hearted conversations, this episode offers something for everyone.

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Notable Quotes:

• Shane (02:10): "I called the cemetery where Matt Duran's dad's plot was missing."
• Chance (04:22): "He can get anything he wants right now out of anywhere."
• Amanda (08:26): "You guys know about this? I'm having a baby."
• Amanda (17:58): "He's not happy about it."
• Shane (26:03): "Wow. I love that color entryway."
• Amanda (42:15): "It's like, no bad pitches. No stupid question."
• Shane (20:13): "We don't know where ChatGPT is getting their answers because it's generative, whereas Reddit has real people."
• Amanda (64:00): "My favorite Reddit is choosing beggars because it's so funny to me."

This episode is a testament to the dynamic interplay between the hosts and their ability to turn everyday topics into engaging and humorous discussions. Whether dissecting the quirks of Reddit or sharing personal milestones, Smosh Mouth continues to deliver content that resonates with its audience.

Transcript

[Shane]

Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

Hey, I'm Amanda. And we have a wonderful guest with us today, Chance McCrary.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

What up?

[Chance McCrary]

How ya doi.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Hey.

[Shane]

And for people watching, we color matched so well, it's crazy.

[Amanda]

Not on purpose.

[Shane]

It's. It looks so cool.

[Chance McCrary]

It's oranges, it's browns, it's beiges, it's.

[Amanda]

Earth tones, it's desert, as you said.

[Chance McCrary]

Desert.

[Shane]

Yeah, we're very boho today. Yeah, it's awesome.

[Chance McCrary]

Pretty hot, but boho sheet.

[Amanda]

And that's perfect, because today I'm going to read my favorite subreddits. Yeah, it's a little vulnerable.

[Shane]

Guys, you've had a couple weeks. You've been working on this. You've been cooking.

[Amanda]

I have, and I sent them to Selena and she was like, oh, my God, you went to work.

[Chance McCrary]

And I was like, you write some of them. Be honest.

[Amanda]

No, no.

[Shane]

If we.

[Chance McCrary]

Imagine if we found out you had.

[Shane]

A Reddit account and you've been posting.

[Amanda]

For years, could you imagine if they're all written by me and it's very clear that they're all written by me.

[Chance McCrary]

Me and my castmate.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Me and my castmates always have a good time making their laugh. You've seen my wedding colors.

[Shane]

You've been talking on the cast for years.

[Amanda]

That would be awful. Here's the thing. You know when they say, oh, bubble bug got canceled because they posted all this stuff? I'm like, well, that person's an idiot. I would never post that thing. I would just write it in my journal about you guys.

[Chance McCrary]

That's true. That's fair.

[Shane]

That is fair.

[Chance McCrary]

People use social media like it's a journal.

[Shane]

And they have been for 15 years. Truly. And then a post from 15 years ago comes back to haunt you.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

No, I will never do that. I didn't write anything on here. This is all Reddit. But before we get into the Reddit, we have to address something. And I think, Shane, I would like you to address. And Chance is going to be here to be my witness.

[Chance McCrary]

Hi.

[Amanda]

Hi. That I was pranked. And so was the rest of America.

[Shane]

And the world, the millions of our viewers. Yeah. A couple years or a couple years ago.

[Amanda]

Slow down.

[Shane]

A couple weeks ago, I had that prank call with Matt Duran on We solve your problems. Yeah. Where? I called the cemetery where Matt Duran's dad's plot was missing. Which is real. All of that's real.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Yes. The setup is real.

[Chance McCrary]

Weren't you there for this whole thing?

[Amanda]

What do you Mean, well, now I don't know who to trust, because when.

[Shane]

Matt Durant came on the first time, when we solved people's problems, he was like, yeah, my dad's plot is missing. And that is true. It was. He wasn't sure where his dad was.

[Amanda]

Well, that's so awful now.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I wrote him off as, like, oh, I don't care about Duran ever again. No, just kidding.

[Shane]

But then it was like, at the end of that one, I was like, all right, I'll call. And so the last. A couple of weeks ago, we had our. We solved Smosh's problems again, and I called the cemetery on the episode. But on the other line was Marcus, and people have been speculating, like, was I in on it? Was Matt Duran in on it? I just wanted to clear up that Matt Duran, Marcus and I and Selena met up the day before that episode and, like, talked it all out, and we even rehearsed some of it. Like, Marcus and I got in, like, little, like, fake arguments in a meeting, and we're like, oh, this is gonna be so good. Like, this is gonna be awesome. Like, let's just go for it.

[Amanda]

And so wild. Because I was not in on it at all.

[Chance McCrary]

And to be honest, couldn't tell Marcus's voice.

[Amanda]

I couldn't tell Marcus voice.

[Shane]

Build it.

[Amanda]

I'm shocked because towards the end, as he was yelling, I was like, well, once he said clues, like, 2011 and Craig Ligma. Craig Lima Ligma. Which. You still have to explain that to me.

[Chance McCrary]

Ligma Balls.

[Shane]

There it is again. There it is.

[Amanda]

I'm so glad you explained it to me. Thank you.

[Chance McCrary]

What did you say?

[Amanda]

Saying, Craig Ligma called, and it was terrible. No, but anyways, I was sitting here.

[Chance McCrary]

I mean, you should meet his friend Ben.

[Amanda]

Ben Ligma?

[Chance McCrary]

No, Ben Dover.

[Amanda]

God, I know that one. Cause it's clear, though Craig Ligma's less clear. Anyways, bend over. I'll ask for him around the office. Oh, but, yeah, I was struck.

[Shane]

The, um. The, um.

[Chance McCrary]

Was incredible.

[Amanda]

This is what I don't, like. I'm getting secondhand embarrassment. I don't, like, enjoy it.

[Shane]

From yourself?

[Amanda]

Flustered from myself.

[Shane]

It's. You're the one talking.

[Amanda]

It's fine. But here's the thing. When you were on the call, I. I was worried for you. You were acting so it.

[Shane]

It was incredible, and I was luckily so in it, and I was just kind of, like, staying locked in here, but I saw you in my peripherals doing this, being like, calm down. Bring it Down. But even funnier was I could see James, the cameraman behind the cameras in my peripheral, and he was just, like, losing it.

[Chance McCrary]

I. I could only watch half because I thought it was real. And I was like, shane is going in on this poor service worker. I was like, I need to turn this off. Like, I can't watch this right now. Service worker.

[Amanda]

That's exactly what I thought.

[Chance McCrary]

This is not funny.

[Shane]

Like, there were a lot of comments where people were like, like, oh, my God, this gave me so much anxiety because I don't think I could watch these shows knowing you're likely.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, it's true. You became almost.

[Chance McCrary]

You were so.

[Shane]

Scott, the sound guy afterwards was like. Was like, dude. I was like, shane's an asshole.

[Chance McCrary]

It was also incredible because it was like you channeled Karen energy into your personality. I was like, holy shit. He can get anything he wants right now out of anywhere.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Even a body that's not there. Which is crazy.

[Shane]

Yeah. Which we. I think we did reveal that. I think his father's ashes are probably with his. With his. His mom has his father's ashes, so release the ashes.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Let's see.

[Shane]

I think it's all actually pretty good. It's like. It's okay. The problem solved. But.

[Amanda]

But Marcus coming in. Clutch.

[Shane]

Marcus killed it.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Like, stellar performance.

[Amanda]

He. He really had an amazing character arc because he was, like, pretty. Pretty calm, pretty professional. And then he was getting a little protective over his job.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And then he was, like, super pissed at you.

[Shane]

It was great.

[Chance McCrary]

And there was just something so believable about, like, the numbers and, like, give it to me again. Give it to me.

[Shane]

And what is it? Some fans clocked that it was fake early on because there was no plot number written down. So I said a random number. Yeah. And then when he asked for it again, I just, like, kind of forgot what I had just said. So I just started saying another number, and that's when I was like, you know what? Like, screw that.

[Amanda]

I didn't even know.

[Shane]

Some fans clocked that. It was wrong because there was no number. But it was awesome.

[Amanda]

Was it fun for you?

[Shane]

Oh, so fun. Like, as a character. I love playing an asshole. It's so fun. I would never do that in real life.

[Amanda]

No.

[Shane]

Of course, I also couldn't make that call in real life.

[Chance McCrary]

What?

[Shane]

I couldn't. I wouldn't be able to, actually.

[Chance McCrary]

That's an email.

[Shane]

That's an email.

[Amanda]

What? Where is my father's body Email?

[Shane]

Where's my father?

[Amanda]

Sincerely, Shane Top.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Anyway, that's why I was surprised that you even took the call.

[Shane]

I was like.

[Amanda]

I thought you were gonna be like, no, and then call for Selena.

[Chance McCrary]

Wait, they called you?

[Shane]

I called them.

[Amanda]

He called them.

[Shane]

I called Marcus.

[Amanda]

He instigated it.

[Shane]

It was very funny.

[Amanda]

Enjoyed it.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You know what I'm saying?

[Shane]

Yeah, it was. It was great.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

All right, now, subreddits.

[Amanda]

So subreddits. So I will get into this. This is not a prank, you guys.

[Shane]

You really surfed Reddit for a while.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And also, I don't think you noticed.

[Chance McCrary]

What? What?

[Shane]

What?

[Chance McCrary]

Boob job.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Let me tell you. I got a boob job on top of my already big boobs, and it is incredible.

[Chance McCrary]

Is it still called a boob job if it's a boob reduction? Not that you need a boob reduction.

[Shane]

I suppose it is.

[Chance McCrary]

You're welcome.

[Amanda]

I think. No, I don't think it's called a boob job if you get a reduction.

[Chance McCrary]

I actually don't know.

[Amanda]

I think a boob job is, like, you're getting the job done.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. But if you get a nose job.

[Shane]

Done, the job done.

[Chance McCrary]

If you get anything done to your nose, it's like, you got a nose job.

[Amanda]

But I don't think they're reducing the nose.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, they're making it smaller.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, that's true. Guys, put in the comments if boob job also means reduction.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's what you guys are gonna be putting in the comments.

[Amanda]

But. Yeah, exactly. But this is not a prank.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay.

[Amanda]

I'm revealing this to you guys now.

[Shane]

Okay. Just kidding.

[Amanda]

You guys know about this? I'm having a baby.

[Chance McCrary]

What? Release the fetus.

[Amanda]

Wanna see? No, not yet. It's not read.

[Chance McCrary]

That's what having a baby is.

[Amanda]

You don't. Well, actually, you do.

[Chance McCrary]

Really? Yes, ma'am.

[Amanda]

So.

[Chance McCrary]

Right.

[Amanda]

Well, let's release the fetus.

[Chance McCrary]

No. No.

[Shane]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

I'm just kidding. I'm gonna show you guys the bump. You guys ready?

[Shane]

Well, okay.

[Amanda]

And we named the baby. It's called the baby.

[Shane]

It's the baby.

[Amanda]

First name, the all caps.

[Chance McCrary]

I'm gonna be honest, it kind of sounds like da baby. Well, that's. That's his fault.

[Shane]

It's his fault for doing that.

[Amanda]

No. Okay, here we go.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Bumpy, Bumpy. Wow. That's the bump. And what's crazy is my friend came to visit me and she was like, how have you been hiding that on Smosh? How?

[Shane]

Well, you've been behind this table.

[Amanda]

Very well. Very well.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, you're sitting.

[Amanda]

And also, everyone's been on it. Everyone at work knows. Everyone's been respectful. Everyone's been incredible.

[Chance McCrary]

Take turns sitting on the stomach.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's crazy. Everyone sits on my lap. This episode is brought to you by Aura Frames. Shane, are you a good gift giver? Because mother's Day is coming up.

[Shane]

You know what? I think I am. And I think my mom would say I am a good gift giver. And, you know, I've gotten her an aura frame, and she's a big fan.

[Amanda]

Okay, then she definitely would, because they are so good.

[Shane]

They're incredible. I mean, any mom would love an aura frame. It was named the best digital photo frame by Wirecutter, and It was in 495 gift guides last year. Wow. So I'm thinking it's a home. Home run over here. You can load it with so many photos. You can be uploading photos from your phone. It's got unlimited storage. It can play videos up to 30 seconds long. So you can have little videos throughout there.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Look at this carver mat frame. Look at. These are all the pets in the office. And you can easily touch the top to kind of move the photos along.

[Shane]

And this is the new Walden frame, which can be hung up on your wall. It can. It can be like this profile or landscape. Mm, like that. Either way, it works. I mean, these are for photos you're not just putting on social media. These are. These are the hall of fame photos that you want people to see in real life.

[Amanda]

You love these football references.

[Shane]

What? Homerun is what I said earlier. That's. That's baseball.

[Amanda]

And I know that.

[Shane]

Anyways, the aura frames rock. We are big fans of them here, and I think anyone would be stoked to get it as a gift.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

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[Amanda]

Let's go, batter. I wanted to have fun with you.

[Shane]

Well, too bad.

[Amanda]

Okay. See you later. Yeah. So that's what's happening.

[Chance McCrary]

Wow. Congratulations.

[Shane]

Congratulations.

[Amanda]

Do you guys have any questions? Shane's like, nope.

[Shane]

Well, I feel like we have. We've known about it.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay, I have a couple questions.

[Shane]

What would you do if the baby.

[Chance McCrary]

Came out and it had a beak?

[Amanda]

Okay, that's a good question. And you know what? I will respond in email.

[Shane]

But Amanda, we're so happy for you. Thanks, guys.

[Amanda]

Thanks, guys. It's really, really sad.

[Chance McCrary]

Would you still love it or shit?

[Amanda]

Of course I would love it. A beak would be difficult.

[Chance McCrary]

I wouldn't love a beak baby.

[Amanda]

A beak would be hard. Okay, let's get on to subreddit. So anyways, yeah, I'm having a baby.

[Shane]

I'm having a baby. Anyways, Reddit.

[Amanda]

Anyways, Reddit. Well, here's what's wild. I know I put this together two weeks ago, but when I first got pregnant, I really did kind of look on Reddit because there are a lot of baby things on there. So I'm going to give you a little snippet.

[Chance McCrary]

Are these all babies? So these are baby things? Are these all babies?

[Amanda]

Are these all babies?

[Chance McCrary]

Are these babies?

[Amanda]

Release the fetus.

[Chance McCrary]

Release the fetus.

[Shane]

Now make sure guys to ignore all this and comment about boob jobs. That's what we want you to comment. That's what the comments.

[Amanda]

Only comments about boob jobs.

[Chance McCrary]

Don't encourage them.

[Amanda]

Is it a reduction or a job? Is it a job? Is it a working job?

[Chance McCrary]

No, like, my dad is in your platinum. What?

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

Hopefully you're not commenting.

[Chance McCrary]

I'm not.

[Amanda]

Okay, the first part is a little snippet of a subreddit that I found. And these, these, these subreddits that I choose chose didn't actually help me and they just made me laugh recently. Okay, this one's called beyond the Bump. Oh, no, that means the bump. Like, like the baby bump.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

So this is after the.

[Shane]

But beyond the bump is like once the baby's born.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah. Okay, first one. What made you jealous of your toddler today? Question mark?

[Shane]

Jealous of your toddler?

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, the perfect skin.

[Amanda]

It's actually true.

[Chance McCrary]

It's true.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

Like, what are you gonna do with that perfect skin?

[Shane]

I'm jealous of their confidence.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, okay.

[Amanda]

So true.

[Chance McCrary]

They get to experience things for the first time.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Well, this person said, I'll go first. Today I picked up my 2 year old, they threw their weight backwards, and I heard Slash felt every bone in their back pop and just thought, I bet that felt phenomenal.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Beyond the Bump has some incredible shit.

[Shane]

That's really funny.

[Chance McCrary]

Wait. Yes. I feel like babies don't be cracking.

[Amanda]

They do.

[Chance McCrary]

Really?

[Amanda]

I think 2 year olds are wild. I think they're like.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, but I think they're like gummy because they also have less bones to crack. You. You develop more.

[Shane]

They don't even like, really? They don't really, like, have bones, guys.

[Chance McCrary]

Bones grow together. They grow together, guys.

[Amanda]

So my baby has bones currently?

[Chance McCrary]

No, your baby. I got out bones, honey. My baby has actually got no spine.

[Amanda]

That would be. Oh, my. Let me hear.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay. Oh, no.

[Amanda]

Oh, that was awful.

[Chance McCrary]

All right, wait, let me try my neck. Okay.

[Shane]

Not bad. You got one.

[Amanda]

Okay. Imagine a 2 year old did that.

[Chance McCrary]

They can't.

[Amanda]

Next one. Picky toddler. Wrong. I'm living with a food critic. Dot, dot, dot. There's a bunch about food and beyond the bump.

[Shane]

Are you nervous about that at all? With like, like that. That would terrify me with a kid of just like making food for them. I'm just like, oh.

[Amanda]

I think my plan is to not give them any options to just give them what we're eating.

[Shane]

That's.

[Amanda]

Hey, that's my hope is like, oh, we're having a steak dinner. Or, oh, we're having chicken. You're also gonna have it too.

[Shane]

My 3 month old is going to eat this steak dinner.

[Amanda]

I'm my 3 month old.

[Chance McCrary]

O what age? Well, because some of my worst memories are being at the table for being forced to eat something I know I don't like.

[Amanda]

Well, I'm not going to force that. But I will have a lot of, like, vegetables and healthy foods involved.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Because I was the same way. All I wanted was like chicken nuggets and chicken parm.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. And it's like, how do you.

[Amanda]

How do you get out of that? Actually, I don't actually know the answer.

[Shane]

I don't know.

[Chance McCrary]

I don't know either.

[Amanda]

Because, you know, babies can't have water for the first six to 12 months.

[Shane]

I did not. I did not know that only milk.

[Amanda]

Because milk is 87% water. I learned this.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Did you know that?

[Shane]

I did not know that babies can't drink water.

[Amanda]

If you were in the desert and your baby had milk and you didn't, your baby would last.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

These are the things I read about.

[Chance McCrary]

My baby's going to last anyways.

[Amanda]

Good. Are you also.

[Chance McCrary]

What?

[Shane]

Chance. Do you have an announcement?

[Amanda]

Chance? Oh, my God, it's so high up there, honey. All abs, but yeah. They can't have water for the first six to 12 months.

[Shane]

That's crazy.

[Amanda]

Some people give them water, but, like, you don't need it. It's all my baby water. I can't. Butthead.

[Chance McCrary]

No.

[Amanda]

Okay. Picky toddler. Wrong. I'm living with a food critic. I'm making walking tacos. I don't know whatever the heck my husband and kid want. Tonight. Okay. This woman's a little upset. And my toddler wanted salsa, so we went to Walmart. After a bunch of other errands, I wanted to grab a few items. Then we get to the salsa aisle. I go to grab a jar of salsa. My toddler is like, it's the jar kind. That's disgusting.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, whoa.

[Amanda]

And then convinced me that he needed the real one with real tomatoes. It was already hard enough explaining they didn't have any good ripe avocados at the store for fresh guac. End up getting prepackaged. He's not happy about it.

[Chance McCrary]

I wouldn't be happy about that.

[Amanda]

And, yeah, I don't need another argument. Dot, dot, dot. So I am here after seven hours of running around and doing errands, making fresh salsa, 22 weeks pregnant, about to fall over. So my mini food critic doesn't have an aneurysm.

[Shane]

I gotta be honest, I'm surprised because, you know, the jarred salsa has way more, like, sugar and, like, it kind of is delicious. I would think a baby would want the jarred salsa.

[Amanda]

I agree.

[Shane]

This toddler's got great taste.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. That's what she's saying. Picky.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Chance McCrary]

Critic.

[Amanda]

Okay. But she's 22 weeks pregnant.

[Shane]

Yeah, That's. That's. Can her husband not make the salsa or what?

[Chance McCrary]

Were you at that? They.

[Amanda]

Women, the men, once they give you the sperm term, you're. They're done. They retire.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Done.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

They go to sleep.

[Chance McCrary]

They're like a bug.

[Shane]

They die.

[Amanda]

Literally. Everyone's just like, wow, your husband's doing so much. I was like, yeah. We're in an equal partnership. Of course.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I'm tired.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I actually feel great.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Thanks for asking. You've been doing.

[Shane]

Try not to laugh and challenge pit and, like.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I.

[Shane]

Nothing's stopping you.

[Amanda]

I. Yeah, I know. I looked back on some old photos, and I was spud hut.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Like, all of these. All these things where I'm like, so.

[Shane]

Many fans are going to be like, not again.

[Amanda]

I'm like, I'm pregnant in all of them. And it's wild.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. With the butter.

[Amanda]

With the butter. And you said.

[Chance McCrary]

I literally said as a joke. Are you expecting?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

And you had found out, like, that day.

[Amanda]

And my response. I watched it back. I'm improvising my response. She's like, no.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

That was an Amanda response. Look at this. There's butter on my costume.

[Chance McCrary]

Are you expecting?

[Amanda]

No.

[Chance McCrary]

Wow.

[Shane]

Can. Can we bring up. You can cut this if you want. Can we bring up how it was Forever ago when it was like, oh, there's going to be a smosh, baby. And Spencer goes, Amanda's.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And he also said that and didn't know. Yeah, there will be a smosh, baby.

[Shane]

This happened.

[Amanda]

Alex and Art. No. And Angela said something too, during Spud Hut filming. Or. Or. But way before.

[Chance McCrary]

And I was just like, oh, everyone knows.

[Amanda]

And then Tommy was. Brittany trash who was pregnant. Was pregnant. And literally people were taking her belly going, boom, boom, boom, boom. I was sitting there in the beginning and I was just like watching that. Dude, it's crazy.

[Chance McCrary]

It's crazy to go back.

[Amanda]

Anyways. Okay, a couple more. Am I crazy? There are so many that start with this.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

And I don't.

[Shane]

That's why people go to Reddit.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. It's literally to be validated or validated.

[Shane]

To be like, am I wrong here? That is the premise for most Reddit posts.

[Chance McCrary]

A lot of people go to ChatGPT too.

[Amanda]

No, I do not with that. Do you?

[Chance McCrary]

No, I don't actively for that because I'm like, you're training your chatgpt to tell you what you want it to hear. Yeah.

[Shane]

We don't know where ChatGPT is getting their answers because it's generative, whereas Reddit, you know, a person who maybe experienced this same thing.

[Amanda]

But some people write letters and resumes and all that based off of ChatGPT.

[Chance McCrary]

You. I mean, if letters and resumes make.

[Shane]

Sense, people using it as a tool, fine. Yeah, using it as a tool is one thing, but looking for answers, especially emotions.

[Chance McCrary]

Like you're asking for ChatGPT to explain your emotions to you, something it doesn't have.

[Shane]

Or do people ask, we're so close to singularity, it's scary.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, sure, I'm.

[Amanda]

I'm scared by that. Let's just stick with Reddit because Reddit is killing the game.

[Chance McCrary]

They're all real people on Reddit.

[Amanda]

Yeah, no, there's not. Some are not real.

[Chance McCrary]

A lot are probably AI.

[Amanda]

Do we think this one's AI, guys?

[Shane]

No, this has gotta be.

[Amanda]

Am I crazy? My baby is 4 weeks old. I swear she will sneak little smiles at me. Yes, she has had plenty of sleepy smiles or gas smiles. These particular moments happened twice when she was looking me right in the eye and I was talking to her in a high pitched tone. Everything that I read said that it's very unlikely that she's smiling at this age. So, mamas, am I crazy for thinking she's smiling at me? Question mark.

[Shane]

Could you imagine the baby's like, no, One's gonna know.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. This is between me and you. They'll never believe you.

[Amanda]

So my funniest videos on Instagram is literally like a grownup who's working from home, and their toddler is directly behind them. And they're just like. And they turn around, they're like, jesus Christ.

[Chance McCrary]

Whoa. I think babies can smile.

[Amanda]

I think they do smile, but, like, sneaky little smiles.

[Chance McCrary]

Why do they have to be sneaky? What makes them.

[Amanda]

This is what this person wrote.

[Shane]

Oh, babies are mysterious. We don't know what. What's going on.

[Amanda]

They're just like this.

[Chance McCrary]

Working with babies. Working mysterious ways.

[Amanda]

Okay, last one. What weird things. Calm your child. I'll go first. My daughter is seven months, and I have to start beatboxing every time I clip her nails. That's awesome. Not good at beatbox. I am not good at beatboxing, is what they say.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Do you imagine.

[Chance McCrary]

Boom, boom. Was that. Cut. Cut. That was.

[Shane]

We're keeping that in.

[Amanda]

No, cut.

[Shane]

We're keeping that in.

[Chance McCrary]

Try again.

[Amanda]

Cut.

[Chance McCrary]

Can you please try again? But I want to earnestly, like. I want, like, pitch perfect. Like, pitch perfect. Yeah, they beat box and pitch perfect. Try it again.

[Amanda]

Wait.

[Shane]

Are you doing boots and cats at us right now?

[Amanda]

No.

[Chance McCrary]

That was really hard to hear. No, I'm not really rough.

[Amanda]

Okay, guys, that's the subreddit for beyond the bum.

[Shane]

That's adorable.

[Chance McCrary]

Wait, did you want to try beatboxing? Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

No, Shane, come on, please. I would actually love to hear this.

[Shane]

Okay, well, you know, that's only fair.

[Chance McCrary]

Don't be shy. Don't be shy.

[Amanda]

Be shy.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

You're a performer.

[Chance McCrary]

You've done right like this all the time. Oh, okay.

[Amanda]

That was actually really sick.

[Shane]

Thanks, Amanda.

[Amanda]

You're welcome.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Do you want to do it, Mother?

[Chance McCrary]

No.

[Amanda]

Well, I guess you're the guest. I guess you don't have to do anything.

[Chance McCrary]

I'll try, though.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

This is gonna be that clip from staring contest over.

[Chance McCrary]

God, that feels like. Let me beatbox. Okay. I'm deciding what I want to do.

[Shane]

Sure.

[Amanda]

I'm patiently waiting.

[Chance McCrary]

I can do a bet. Okay, hold on. Let me think. Okay, I'm gonna beatbox. Here I go.

[Amanda]

Why are you all sexy about it?

[Chance McCrary]

What was that?

[Amanda]

Why are you all sexy Sexy about it?

[Chance McCrary]

Let me beatbox. Okay.

[Amanda]

This is horrible.

[Shane]

What are you doing?

[Amanda]

We're going to have to move the on.

[Shane]

No, now you have to do. I need to know what you're going for.

[Amanda]

You have one more attempt.

[Chance McCrary]

Here it goes. Here.

[Amanda]

That'S just a real song that you're singing. That's just literally a real song.

[Shane]

Are you doing Just Friends, though?

[Chance McCrary]

Is that what that is?

[Amanda]

Music. Soul Child.

[Shane]

Music by music. Soul Child.

[Chance McCrary]

I love that song.

[Shane]

That song is incredible. But that's. Is that what you're trying to do?

[Amanda]

How are you doing? Just.

[Shane]

You're doing the.

[Amanda]

The. So you just did that. Okay. I guess my boots and cats is fine. Okay, we're going to move on to something a little different in the subreddit. I'm going to move to one of my favorite subreddits. It's called room Corn. Corn, but it's not corn.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay, guys?

[Amanda]

It's just pictures of gorgeous rooms that people took.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, I love that.

[Shane]

There's a. This is. There's a ton of subreddits like this.

[Amanda]

Yeah, here's the first one.

[Shane]

Oh, my. Wow. I love that color entryway.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. Yep.

[Amanda]

Morocco inspired entryway in an Edwardian house.

[Shane]

Oh, look at how stunning is those windows.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Incredible.

[Amanda]

I know this. I like, love this.

[Shane]

Yeah, I love that chandelier, too. The lantern.

[Amanda]

Every part of your house should be something. Look at the mail slot.

[Chance McCrary]

Just like that. The brassiness of it. Oh, it's reflective.

[Shane]

Look at the ceiling.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, my God. It's mosaic tiles.

[Amanda]

This is right when you walk in. See, that's why it's called room corn. Okay.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, yeah, baby.

[Amanda]

Guys, this is in Spain and it's just a kitchen.

[Chance McCrary]

That is not just a kitchen.

[Amanda]

Isn't it stunning?

[Chance McCrary]

Look at the live edge wood.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Chance McCrary]

The shelves. Oh, my.

[Amanda]

Look at this.

[Chance McCrary]

You know what it gives?

[Amanda]

There's a bag here. It's waiting to get picked up and taken.

[Chance McCrary]

It gives Tatooine.

[Shane]

Yep.

[Amanda]

What's that?

[Shane]

But, like, nice. Like a nicer end of Tatooine. Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

A gentrified Tatooine.

[Shane]

Gentrified Tatooine.

[Amanda]

What is that crazy?

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, it's like this part of Tatooine is actually really nice. They have a high mat there. What is that?

[Shane]

They've got blue milk shops over here.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, they've got an Equinox. There's a Shake Shack on the corner. Tatooine's actually really nice. It's actually getting really nice over here.

[Shane]

Do you want a vacation in Tatooine? Are you sure it's Safe Pod racing.

[Chance McCrary]

It's really cute.

[Shane]

They have really nice places. You just stay on the resort.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, yeah, just stay on the resort.

[Amanda]

What is Tatooine? T, that's Star Wars.

[Shane]

That's where Luke was born.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, Anakin got it.

[Shane]

God, Amanda.

[Amanda]

That's what you guys were going off about?

[Shane]

Yes.

[Chance McCrary]

Look at that.

[Amanda]

That's got the place that right. You're so right.

[Chance McCrary]

It looks like a nicer version of their huts.

[Shane]

You know what's my, my take nowadays?

[Amanda]

Really nice version.

[Shane]

Cuz people make fun of like when a, when a house, like a room. What did you say?

[Amanda]

Like really nice version. He went well. Yeah.

[Shane]

I, I've gotten so exhausted with the just like gray slate of like the past 15 years that even if a room is like, even if people criticize and say this room looks dumb, I'm. I'm supportive of anything with personality nowadays. I'm like, just go for it. I just want to see different stuff.

[Chance McCrary]

You know what it brings me back to? And a show that is now back on Extreme Home Makeover. Because they used to do those rooms in like, they used to go bad head over heels for the theme. Head over heels for the theme.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

It was way too much. It was like the kids said one thing about a horse and it's like you have a horse, horse mural.

[Shane]

And then that kid, he just like three years. They're like, ah, damn it.

[Amanda]

The bed, the bed's like clop, clop.

[Chance McCrary]

You like, you're like bringing your, you're bringing, you're back home from college and you're bringing your date home and you're like, this is my horse bed.

[Amanda]

Yeehaw. You have to say it when you enter.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

This guy high on cocaine showed up, whirlwinded our house.

[Chance McCrary]

In a week, we got a free vacation.

[Amanda]

But no wait, the show's back on. Is it better though?

[Chance McCrary]

I don't know. I just saw a poster that said move that bus and I was like, that, move that.

[Amanda]

Because I feel like some of those home makeovers, they make everything look the same.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And I'm like, dude, just make it your personality.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Amanda]

And the gray. I'm with you. I'm like, the gray is. Were so bad.

[Shane]

Yeah, man. I mean like every other apartment in LA became that for so long.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Shane]

I'm just like, can we please just have like different colors and cafes?

[Amanda]

I. I was just, I was actually.

[Shane]

Just telling courtesy coffee shops used in the 90s.

[Amanda]

Coffee shops had personality and now they, they actually got rid of a bar in, in LA that I loved and it was so cool. Looks like you were in the 80s underwater hot tub. And it was nice. And now they literally stripped it and it looks like a bad version of this. I Know, it's like, gray. And I'm like, what? And they have, like, one flower.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I'm like, dude, guys, remember when Starbucks had, like, personality?

[Chance McCrary]

No.

[Shane]

In the 90s, it was. It looked like a. It looked like a cool coffee shop. That was their vibe. And then at some point, they're like, you know what? Let's just go square and gray.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Boring.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, I don't remember that. I just remember corporate. It was.

[Amanda]

Well, you guys are gonna flip out. I mean, Shane, I know you're gonna love this. This is a Library. The St. Florian Monastery, which is in. I don't exactly know where.

[Shane]

Oh, monastery. You know, it's gonna be cool, dude. Holy.

[Amanda]

Look at this.

[Chance McCrary]

Know what it gives me?

[Shane]

You know, you're fighting a spell.

[Chance McCrary]

Beauty and the Beast.

[Amanda]

Me too. Austria, dude.

[Shane]

Good day, mate.

[Amanda]

Look at this. That's Australia voting Dumb and Dumber. That's Australia. Okay, sure.

[Shane]

That is so cool.

[Chance McCrary]

Are you dumb or dumber?

[Amanda]

Yeah. Are you dumber?

[Shane]

I would be solving. You know, I'd be solving conspiracies in there.

[Amanda]

I know you would.

[Shane]

Like what's hidden under the Vatican? We'll discover it here.

[Amanda]

Oh, very Tom Hanks of you in the Da Vinci Code. Wait, who's dumb and who's dumber and dumb and dumber?

[Shane]

I think. I think Jim Carrey. I think Jim Carrey's dumber. Dumber.

[Amanda]

And Harry is the dumbest dude ever.

[Shane]

Lloyd is pretty dumb.

[Amanda]

You're so right.

[Shane]

But Jeff Daniels is not quite as dumb as Jim Carrey.

[Amanda]

You're so right. Have you seen Dumb and Dumber?

[Chance McCrary]

No. Oh, I'm not as old as you guys know.

[Amanda]

Off.

[Shane]

It is.

[Chance McCrary]

What?

[Shane]

It's. It's. It's one of my favorite comedies of all time.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. But I don't think I'm allowed to watch it.

[Shane]

It. It's an incredible.

[Amanda]

You can watch it now.

[Chance McCrary]

Now? Why would I watch it now?

[Shane]

No pun intended. It is a dumbass.

[Chance McCrary]

Does it hold up?

[Shane]

It's so good. Does it hold up? I think it holds up.

[Chance McCrary]

I think it holds.

[Shane]

It's incredible.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay.

[Shane]

It's funny. It's funny because it's. It's got really good.

[Chance McCrary]

White chicks holds up.

[Amanda]

Oh, God. White chicks holds up.

[Chance McCrary]

I just watched. I've never.

[Shane]

I've never seen White Chicks.

[Amanda]

I cry every time I watch that movie.

[Shane]

We need to have a movie night where we watch White Chicks and Dumb and Dumber.

[Chance McCrary]

Wow, that's good.

[Amanda]

Honestly, I love Dumb and Dumber. It's one of my favorites. But White Chicks makes me cry.

[Shane]

But white chicks was a lot. It was a while after Dumb and Dumb.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And I think they're doing it too.

[Chance McCrary]

White chicks too.

[Amanda]

Which is crazy. I'm like Wayne's brothers are doing a Two years Later.

[Chance McCrary]

But they don't. They don't. They don't. I just saw Damien. No, someone. I saw one of them and Marlin, you have not aged.

[Amanda]

No, they don't age at all.

[Chance McCrary]

I was like, this movie was 15 years ago.

[Amanda]

It's insane.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

How did you do that?

[Amanda]

I can't believe you haven't seen. It's so funny. Anyways.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, I always do that whenever I have a wig on.

[Amanda]

That's so good. Okay, so this was the climax one that we're. Now we're going to move on. I love that like, literally this subreddit, I could have been on it for. Oh, I mean, I was incredible.

[Chance McCrary]

You have a Pinterest.

[Amanda]

I do have a Pinterest, yeah.

[Shane]

You know, one that I would recommend. It's the opposite vibe, though, is a subreddit called Evil Buildings. And it's just photos where people find buildings that look evil.

[Amanda]

I wish I found that.

[Shane]

And it's. It's really fun to look at.

[Chance McCrary]

I'm interested.

[Amanda]

I'm telling you.

[Shane]

Fascinating.

[Amanda]

This has opened up a whole new world.

[Chance McCrary]

Like, what makes a building look evil?

[Shane]

There's just like very, very, like a lot of brutalist structures and stuff. Just look like a fortress.

[Chance McCrary]

There's a layer in there.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

There's a henchman or two in there.

[Shane]

Big Brother operates out of there.

[Amanda]

But I also love room.

[Chance McCrary]

There's. There's a pent ultimate boss who's like really, really buff.

[Shane]

Yep.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Chance McCrary]

No, like if you're playing a video game, the main boss is going to be behind the penultimate boss. And a penultimate boss. Pent, penultimate and ultimate. One old. The one before the last.

[Shane]

Yeah, Penultimate.

[Amanda]

The one before the last.

[Chance McCrary]

So the second to last.

[Shane]

Last.

[Amanda]

The second to last. So behind that person, there's always a bigger boss.

[Chance McCrary]

No, no, no. The last boss is usually like magic centric or technology centric.

[Shane]

It's not the most cosmic centric.

[Amanda]

Okay, okay, that makes sense. Okay.

[Shane]

Final boss always has some sort of cosmic thing.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, definitely. Oh, the universe is so much more powerful.

[Amanda]

I could.

[Chance McCrary]

Where's not just about your body education.

[Amanda]

Why?

[Shane]

How'd I miss all video games?

[Amanda]

All right, we're back.

[Shane]

Literally. Literally every video game.

[Amanda]

All right, next ring.

[Shane]

Skyrim.

[Amanda]

Subreddit.

[Shane]

Final Fantasy in Evil too.

[Chance McCrary]

You're getting to like the main.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's like, four, and then the main person is, like, the fifth one, and she's the most magical. You're so right. So they're.

[Chance McCrary]

So the.

[Amanda]

The ones before her are called pent bosses.

[Chance McCrary]

Just the one ul. The one before her is Pen Ultimate. Yeah.

[Shane]

I think in. In Resident Evil 8, it's the guy with the. The glasses.

[Amanda]

The guy with the glasses, and he's.

[Shane]

Like a kind of trickster type of boss. And then the final boss is, like, that big.

[Amanda]

She's like. Like, mother or.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Maiden or something. And she can turn into birds and crazy.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, birds.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

Multiple.

[Amanda]

Multiple. She's amazing.

[Chance McCrary]

That's really powerful. Mystique doesn't get that powerful until she gets enhanced by apocalypse.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly. I know Mystique. Rebecca Romaine.

[Chance McCrary]

But she can turn into, like, animals and. And definitely not multiple animals.

[Amanda]

I don't know if she can turn into animals, but she definitely does, like, around with birds.

[Chance McCrary]

Like, can she turn into several birds? Sorry, I'm.

[Amanda]

I think so. And she turns into, like, one big bird.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay. But that's. That's a crazy power because. How are you now? You're operating two or more.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Wait, have you. Have you.

[Chance McCrary]

That's crazy.

[Amanda]

Have you played Resident Evil? Because they turn into some crazy ass. Because they're. It's mold.

[Chance McCrary]

No, it's a mold.

[Shane]

You should watch their playthrough.

[Chance McCrary]

It's a mold.

[Amanda]

Yeah. You can watch our playthrough. Hours of it.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah. Watch all 12.

[Amanda]

Let me know. Let me know what you think.

[Chance McCrary]

I think I need some boundaries.

[Amanda]

No, you don't. There's plenty more that we can do. Okay, here's the next subreddit. It's called why Women Live Longer. This one is so good. Why Women Live Longer. The image speaks for itself. Blind gasoline test.

[Chance McCrary]

I'd kill this. And it's just, guys, you don't have to. Have to taste it. You smell that shit?

[Amanda]

What?

[Chance McCrary]

Smell it.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

You ain't got to taste it. It's gas already.

[Amanda]

This dude is an idiot. He's tasting different. That made me laugh.

[Shane]

I've never been a big fan of the taste of Exxon. I prefer Chevron.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I'm not kidding.

[Chance McCrary]

A little more fruit. Forward.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

When you guys were kids, did you.

[Shane]

Like the hazy that shell makes?

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Do you guys like the smell of gasoline when you guys were kids?

[Shane]

Oh, I love it now.

[Amanda]

You love it now?

[Shane]

Hell, yeah, dude.

[Amanda]

Okay, here's a video under this. Okay. That's awesome.

[Chance McCrary]

That was awesome.

[Amanda]

Here's a video under this subreddit.

[Shane]

Okay. What the. Oh, my God.

[Chance McCrary]

This is exactly the kind of. That I would think would be on your for you page.

[Shane]

Yeah. Skits from 2005. Wow. They really did do this, guys. Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

I'm sorry, but this was at the top and I couldn't put it. I couldn't not. What dumbass decided to dress up as a zebra and go into a safari and get attacked? Listen, I don't care if it's from 2005. You're probably right.

[Shane]

But it's awesome. Look. That's incredible.

[Amanda]

Here's another one.

[Chance McCrary]

Really dangerous.

[Amanda]

Never expected something like this when I started using the men's bathroom. Just barbed wire around the toilet.

[Chance McCrary]

Well, so no one sits down.

[Shane]

No one sits down.

[Amanda]

Oh, is that why.

[Shane]

Yeah, man.

[Amanda]

I thought you guys put it there so people sit down and they get hurt.

[Shane]

What?

[Chance McCrary]

No. It's a no. You put barbed wire. Who would sit down on that?

[Amanda]

Why would people not let people sit down on a toilet?

[Chance McCrary]

You shouldn't be sitting down on that toilet. It's disgusting.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

Barbed wire on it.

[Amanda]

You know what's crazy is I'm learning a lot about men today. Thanks, guys. That's crazy because I thought that someone just put it there to the people.

[Chance McCrary]

For a long time. I don't know if I've talked about this, but for a long time, I never sat down on the toilet. Even on my home toilet, I would squat.

[Amanda]

Why?

[Chance McCrary]

I just didn't want to sit.

[Amanda]

You're afraid someone was going to get you?

[Chance McCrary]

No, I just didn't want to sit. And I feel like one of my legs are active. I can squeeze out shit.

[Amanda]

Oh, my. That. Actually, that's probably true.

[Chance McCrary]

Probably true.

[Amanda]

Thank you for sharing that. Okay.

[Chance McCrary]

It's less passive.

[Shane]

All right. What is this?

[Amanda]

Look at him. No. For no reason whatsoever.

[Chance McCrary]

Why is he doing that?

[Amanda]

Thank you.

[Chance McCrary]

Like, get away from them damn snakes, Shane.

[Amanda]

Do you like it? Do you enjoy it?

[Shane]

He's. He's kind of killing it like that. These cobras are scared of. Except the one in the back. The cobra in the back is like. Guys. You guys are stupid for.

[Amanda]

Look at him. He's like.

[Chance McCrary]

I mean, he's doing animal work. We did this and.

[Amanda]

No, he's doing.

[Shane]

He's just doing Meisner.

[Chance McCrary]

I mean. Yeah, guys. Yeah.

[Amanda]

No, I mean.

[Chance McCrary]

Yes. He's mirroring what he's seeing in the animals. I mean.

[Amanda]

Yes. Okay, so that's one really fun.

[Chance McCrary]

In Africa, I went to South Africa and they had cat parks. It's a zoo. It's a zoo with no rules.

[Amanda]

Oh, large cats.

[Chance McCrary]

It's a zoo with no rules and just a. A tiny fence between. It's a. It's a tiger king type of situation. Whoa. But there were these lions, and they were so close to you. Like, there's a. It's a rickety fence. It's a rickety fence that's like nine foot high. Like, these. They could get over. They could.

[Shane]

If they could absolutely do.

[Chance McCrary]

And they could probably get just ripped through them.

[Amanda]

Were you close to the fence?

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, I was right up there. I was right there. Why would I not be in there? So then one of the things I tried to do is I would try to, like, do the animal work, like, move like them. Like, go like this to just see if I can, like, freak them out a little bit, I guess. I'm doing the snake thing.

[Amanda]

You're doing the snake thing?

[Chance McCrary]

100%. And as soon as they can immediately. And I do this at zoos, too. I don't go to zoos anymore. But when I went to zoos, I would try to do the same thing. And there's something about the animalistic. They can see the tension in your body. And they'll immediately be like. Like, in a crowd of people, they'll be like, that one. That one's stalking me. Or that one's, like, moving, like.

[Amanda]

Cause you go, like, why would you do that?

[Chance McCrary]

Because. Well, at the zoo, it's. Cause they're not gonna get me. Cause there's, like, a cage and a lot of.

[Amanda]

But the other one with a rickety fence.

[Chance McCrary]

But these ones, they're all immediate, like. And there's a rickety fence. But then I started dancing for the cubs, and the cubs loved it.

[Amanda]

Why Women live longer is actually right now happening right now. That's insane.

[Chance McCrary]

It's insane.

[Amanda]

I don't like zoos.

[Chance McCrary]

No.

[Amanda]

I feel really bad.

[Chance McCrary]

Yes.

[Amanda]

For the animals. Really don't enjoy it at all.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amanda]

But like, that. South Africa.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Chance McCrary]

But they had a lot of room in south. Yeah, yeah.

[Shane]

More of a preserve.

[Amanda]

It's more of a preserve, but, like, with a little rickety fence.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, with a little rickety fence.

[Amanda]

My sister, she lived in Africa for like, a year, and then she went back and she lived on a reserve. But there's no fences at all.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Amanda]

She stayed with a tribe called. I forget the tribe's name.

[Chance McCrary]

I don't remember, but. But it was really living with the animals.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly. So that's not even.

[Chance McCrary]

The animals aren't like. They're not like, we're gonna go stalk these humans.

[Amanda]

Exactly.

[Chance McCrary]

Because they're not stupid.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

That's pretty cool.

[Amanda]

That is really cool.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Never been to Africa.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, my God. Cape Town.

[Amanda]

Love to go.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Cape Town, South Africa.

[Shane]

I want to go see. I want to go do one of those hikes where you go up into the forest and see gorillas.

[Chance McCrary]

Gorillas freak me out.

[Shane]

Gorillas don't scare me.

[Chance McCrary]

Really.

[Shane]

I don't want to be anywhere near a chimpanzee. Gorillas. Gorillas, though, are, I think, are funny and silly.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, my God. They.

[Shane]

No, you just got to show.

[Chance McCrary]

So big.

[Shane]

They're huge. But you just. If you just are respectful, if you're.

[Amanda]

Just like, yeah, if you're respectful, it'll be okay.

[Shane]

But if you're not, you stay well. And wild gorillas, it's like, you just. If you just are chilling, just looking away, they're like, all right, do your thing.

[Amanda]

They are intense.

[Shane]

And they'll, like, walk, right?

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, God.

[Amanda]

They're, like, ripped.

[Shane]

They're massive thick. Yeah, dude.

[Amanda]

They're thacker.

[Chance McCrary]

These big cats. The big cats.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

People underestimate how big lions are.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And tigers. And bears.

[Amanda]

And bears.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, my.

[Amanda]

Anyways, next subreddit, it's called no Stupid Questions.

[Shane]

Oh, good one.

[Amanda]

And I loved this one so much.

[Chance McCrary]

So what's the basis of this one?

[Amanda]

Literally, I think people feel free to ask whatever questions they want.

[Shane]

It's a safe space to just ask.

[Amanda]

It's like, no bad pitches. No stupid question.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

There's another subreddit called.

[Amanda]

That's what I was gonna say.

[Shane]

There's another subreddit called Too Afraid to Ask.

[Amanda]

Oh, I read. I read through that one.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Shane]

Similar.

[Amanda]

And those were a little, like.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. It's a lot of, like, asking about current events and stuff like that.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

What's actually going on?

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, that's really interesting questions.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

This one is. Do people in comas still need dentist checkups?

[Shane]

Hey, great question.

[Amanda]

It's not like they're physically eating anything. That's what they say. And who's brushing their teeth? Yeah, I actually. I put these on because I was kind of interested in it.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. Okay.

[Amanda]

Who's brushing their teeth? Okay. Does liking the smell of gasoline make you more prone to addiction?

[Shane]

Huh?

[Chance McCrary]

What exactly.

[Shane]

Did we get it?

[Chance McCrary]

No. Does it make you more prone to addiction?

[Amanda]

There's no answer.

[Chance McCrary]

How would it make you more prone?

[Shane]

Did you look for answers?

[Amanda]

No, I just put the.

[Shane]

You saw the question, then you just moved On Correct.

[Chance McCrary]

You didn't. What?

[Shane]

That didn't eat at you?

[Amanda]

Some of the questions? No, because I love the smell of gasoline and I'm not addicted to anything.

[Shane]

And I don't have a problem. Shut up.

[Amanda]

Now. Some of the answers aren't really answering it.

[Chance McCrary]

And sometimes just asking the question is enough.

[Amanda]

Thank you.

[Chance McCrary]

You know what?

[Shane]

Chance. That was really powerful.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that was really powerful. Okay, here's another one that you guys will totally get. If someone gets their period in space, does it stay up there and float around until they come back down and it all comes out at once?

[Chance McCrary]

What the. Does that mean?

[Amanda]

Edit. Wait, what if you get your period in space? Does it all.

[Shane]

There's a. There's a famous.

[Chance McCrary]

What else would it do?

[Amanda]

Well, here's an edit. I'm actually serious. Laugh my ass off. Please answer. I'm so curious. I have a vagene. I just don't know how it works in space. I've never been there.

[Chance McCrary]

Why would it change?

[Amanda]

But Katy Perry has.

[Chance McCrary]

Why would it change?

[Shane]

There's a. There's a. There's a story. A true story about. I want to say it was one of the first women astronauts. And when she was going to space the rest of the team was. Was all men. And they got her a thousand tampons for the. For the journey. I'm pretty sure. I'm sure if you could check if that's real. I'm pretty sure that's true. Where they just had no idea. So like we got you a thousand tampons.

[Chance McCrary]

I'm on that face. Shit. And I wish they would have gotten her a thousand and one.

[Amanda]

Massa suggested sending 100 tampons with Sally ride.

[Shane]

100 tampons with Sally ride for a week long mission. They were.

[Amanda]

Jesus.

[Shane]

They were going to give her 100 tampons?

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

What is going on?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. Hey.

[Shane]

They didn't know. And better. Better too many than. Than being like, hey, all you got.

[Chance McCrary]

One stock up there. Like she's going.

[Shane]

Because that just happened.

[Chance McCrary]

100 is 100.

[Amanda]

Is that crazy?

[Shane]

To be fair, that did just happen. Where those astronauts were supposed to go for a short time and they were stuck up there for like a year.

[Amanda]

Oh yeah. That was that. That's.

[Shane]

They needed 100 tampons.

[Chance McCrary]

You can also use them for nosebleeds.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Nobody.

[Shane]

And just for like being silly.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You know what I want? I want a picture of you being silly with a tampon.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay. Hold on. Tampon TNTL Tampa T T Wait TT it. Wait. T N T L ttntl. Ttnt.

[Amanda]

Whoa.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay. And tl.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Chance McCrary]

Sorry.

[Amanda]

No, that's really good.

[Chance McCrary]

You want to try to say the abbreviation?

[Amanda]

Tampon. Tntl.

[Chance McCrary]

So now say the. Just tt.

[Shane]

Ntl.

[Chance McCrary]

It's weird.

[Shane]

Ttntl. It's weird.

[Amanda]

Ttntl.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Ttntl.

[Chance McCrary]

Ttntl.

[Amanda]

Ttnl.

[Chance McCrary]

Ttntltu too.

[Amanda]

Ttntl. Okay, here's one. I eat sugar. Nipples go hard, exclamation mark.

[Shane]

That's not a question. But it's not the statement.

[Amanda]

It's not.

[Shane]

That's an exclamation, actually.

[Amanda]

So for years, like the past 20 years, if I eat anything with a significant amount of sugar in it, like cookies or cakes, my nipples will go hard. Then if I decide I wanted second, my face will tingle and numb feeling. No, I don't feel aroused by food, but I just avoid sugar now due to it. Why does this happen? And no, I don't have the answer. Lo siento.

[Shane]

Whenever I eat cupcakes, I jizz.

[Amanda]

Okay, this one's for James, and you guys can just enjoy it. This is a subreddit called lotr. Lord of the Rings subreddit. Oh, yeah, this subreddit is so good. But I found a couple. This is someone who just has a glass of wine and says, eye of Sauron in Rioja.

[Chance McCrary]

That's actually really cool.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

That's awesome. That's really good.

[Shane]

That's really pretty cool.

[Amanda]

Here's another one.

[Chance McCrary]

This is just like.

[Shane]

No, it's a very wholesome subreddit.

[Chance McCrary]

It is.

[Shane]

Oh, is it? It's about to not be.

[Amanda]

No. Probably is. I've had my giant one true ring since Halloween. My friend, my girlfriend, told me to destroy it, cast it in the dumpster. After all, why should I keep it? Look at this massive Lord of the Rings.

[Chance McCrary]

That's cool.

[Shane]

That's a really great design.

[Chance McCrary]

It is. He. Wow.

[Shane]

He shouldn't destroy it.

[Amanda]

I really did choose wholesome Reddit.

[Chance McCrary]

Well, it's just. It's giving me, like. Okay, so here we go.

[Amanda]

Here we go.

[Chance McCrary]

Like middle school, when your friend invites you over, and I'm just like, let me show you all my cool stuff. And so I'm excited to see all.

[Amanda]

No, no, it's totally fine.

[Shane]

No, it's been.

[Amanda]

I literally did this, and I was like, this shit is crazy. I was like, y'all better watch out. My Reddit is gonna blow up this shit.

[Chance McCrary]

Talking such big game.

[Shane]

Your first.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay, so this is a cool roof. I saw.

[Amanda]

Hey, and you bitches, like, it's Amanda's.

[Shane]

First week on the Internet. All right, Give her a break.

[Amanda]

Well, you guys are gonna love this. Next. This next Reddit is choosing beggars. Here's the thing. I'm proud to be.

[Shane]

Oh, this is a good one. This is a good one. Oh, it's a great one.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, like.

[Amanda]

Like choosing beggars. And you know what? This is a long one. And I don't.

[Chance McCrary]

I just gave up.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you should.

[Chance McCrary]

I've had people on the. I've had a lot of people who are, like, asking for food, and then they're like, what is it? And then I'm like, it's a steak taco. And they're like, oh, I don't eat meat.

[Amanda]

Who's asking you this?

[Chance McCrary]

The homeless people that I'm giving food to. I thought you said asking beggars.

[Amanda]

Oh, choosing beggars.

[Chance McCrary]

Choosing beggars. Isn't that what it is?

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

Can't be choosing.

[Amanda]

But it's more like. But I'm like, Facebook Marketplace. Or like, people asking for.

[Shane]

It's People like, it's like, hey, I'm giving away this couch for free. And someone's like, why is there a stain on the couch? And it's just like, dude, I'm giving it away. I'm giving this couch away for free. Like, shut up.

[Amanda]

Yeah, exactly.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's what this subreddit is for.

[Chance McCrary]

But also about the homeless people that don't eat meat. I'm like, you are so virtuous. That is so, so powerful. Yeah, it's like, okay, well, if you can do it, I can do it too.

[Amanda]

Okay, should I read the. I have a really long one. Should I read that one? Okay, this one's kind of long, and I don't care if you guys think it's lame. Lady offered me a bearded dragon, border collie, antique jewelry box, a nice guitar, or a firearm lesson for my couch. Told her she could have it for $20 because this made me laugh. Hell of an offer, though. This woman texted this person a lot. I have a question. I know you're moving and all, and I'm doing the best. And we're trying to beat this bad weather because our new driveway is steep. Is there any way you could trade anything for that couch? I've got a bearded dragon that's maybe a year old and a big aquarium I could trade for you. I paid 200 bucks for it all. Or maybe a cowboy border colleague. He's a wonderful boy dog, but I have four dogs. I adopted him. Some lady dumped him in the RV park. Next to us but my husband don't want it. But my daughter said she could love it for her bedroom. But I can't spend any money on our new house. First thing that happened was the 60 gallon 80 gallon hot water heater tank busted. We to buy a new one. The heat and air in the downstairs area don't work so we had to order parts man to come out and fix it so that just to try to spend any money right now. But I do have a lot of antique things to sell. I'm selling. Where else did it go? I have a really nice jewelry box stand up jewelry box. I have a nice antique huge piece of furniture that goes up against the wall with a glass top kind one of a kind you put behind a couch. A lot of nice floral vases. Hope this makes sense. I'm talking into my phone. Border colleague dog. I think he's around 23 years old. He's been neutered. 23 years old is psychotic. He's been neutered but he needs to go to a property where he can run and do his job. Lol. He's in a very big so she's voice talking and said lol Just wanted to flag that he's in a very big fence yard with my golden retriever. But we're trying just to take our three dogs that we already have which is a German shepherd and a chihuahua. Then the retriever not 23 year old, 2 to 3. I have a very nice guitar. I could have my older daughter come there and check it out and sit on it because I know you said it wasn't very comfortable. And bring whatever you bring, whatever you think and might trade. I'd give you the dragon and all of his stuff and I could give you this nice guitar. I can think of anything else. I'll give that to you. Also I'm a firearms instructor. I could give your wife fire lessons if you're not interested. I totally get it. That's fine.

[Shane]

I this is.

[Chance McCrary]

What is Amanda?

[Shane]

This is just one of your characters.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

No, literally I read this and I.

[Chance McCrary]

Was like hell yeah.

[Shane]

She wants a couch instead of 20. She wants to give away a dog.

[Chance McCrary]

A dog.

[Amanda]

A lizard. And she's a firearms. And his only response and a gun.

[Shane]

I told how to use it.

[Amanda]

He literally was like I said she could have the couch for $20.

[Shane]

After all that 20 bucks. Okay. Do you need me to kill someone? I'll kill someone.

[Chance McCrary]

But she said she can't spend money.

[Shane]

She sounds like she spent a lot of money on all these other things she has.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah. Well, only 200 for the bearded dragon in the.

[Shane]

I love when old people do voice to text. It's the funniest thing on the planet. And they love to just go off.

[Amanda]

Yeah, my sister does it. But here's the thing. She'll do it in, like, voice, text, public settings all the time.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

But she kind of tries to do it a little quiet. And you'll be like, having a conversation. Say, you and me are having conversation. She'll be like, hi, Amy. I love that so much. And I think that that is so sweet. And I think that that is really cute. We would love to have you over for dinner, period. I would also love to tell you that to bring that wine that you really enjoyed, period. She tries to be, like, very ASMR about it. And I'm like, just text it.

[Chance McCrary]

Why not? But also, why not? Voice memos. Do you guys use voice memos?

[Amanda]

I love voice memos.

[Chance McCrary]

I love a voice memo.

[Shane]

Honestly, I just don't know if they're aware. Voice memos. A lot of people, I. I think.

[Amanda]

That they just, like, get used to it.

[Chance McCrary]

Text, too.

[Shane]

It's.

[Amanda]

You're so right.

[Chance McCrary]

The voice memo is right at his text. So, like, why would I not.

[Shane]

The funniest. The funniest is when. Whenever we have a group chat and Angela sends voice texts. That shit's so funny. Every time.

[Amanda]

Here's the thing. I sent her an audio message. That was six minutes. I know that's kind of long, but in my world, it's not.

[Chance McCrary]

Six is long.

[Shane]

Oh, and if that was a text, that'd be. That'd be.

[Amanda]

You don't even want to know what people send me?

[Chance McCrary]

What?

[Amanda]

My sister will send me, like, 10. No, never mind.

[Chance McCrary]

No, no, no, please.

[Amanda]

This is a very vulnerable episode for me.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay?

[Amanda]

My sister will send me, like, 10 audios, and they're all, like, an hour in total. Not each, but in total.

[Chance McCrary]

Does she. Does she. Does she have a therapist?

[Amanda]

And I respond. I respond, too. And long ones, too. Our. Not at a time.

[Shane]

Just call each other.

[Chance McCrary]

Just call.

[Amanda]

Different coasts, man. What?

[Chance McCrary]

What?

[Amanda]

Different coasts.

[Chance McCrary]

No, that's bullshit.

[Amanda]

Now that I'm looking at these, I'm like, none of these. None of these are crazy.

[Shane]

It's okay.

[Amanda]

Okay, guys, I found a Reddit called Long Island. I love that it's just Long Island.

[Shane]

R slash, Long Island.

[Amanda]

First one. Why is the bay yellow? And it's just a picture of the water.

[Chance McCrary]

That is disgusting.

[Amanda]

Straight up. Long Island. Also, bald eagle dines on Canada Goose On New South Road in Hicksville. 41 clip in the link. The brother of my son captured this video. The area where this happened is completely industrial. We happened to run an errand near the site the next day and went by to see the aftermath. It's a bald eagle eating a goose. Okay, this is Long Island. Here's another one.

[Shane]

That's what's happening in Long island, huh? This is Long Island.

[Amanda]

Here's another one. Got yelled at by a neighbor. So I was visiting a family in Hicksville. Lot of Hicksville stuff this evening.

[Chance McCrary]

Where is Hicksville in Long Island?

[Amanda]

Okay, well, yep, Instead of pulling into the driveway, I parked across the street because it didn't make sense to turn back and park in the house. It was an empty street on both sides. As soon as I got out of the car, the neighbor on the side I parked on came out and started cursing at me, saying why I was parking on his side when there are spaces on the other side. Is this a normal Long island thing? It's not like he owns the public road. I wasn't blocking his driveway either. That's it. All right, here's another one.

[Shane]

That's such a real Reddit post.

[Amanda]

I can't believe the only I can't believe I'm the only one who thinks the roads here are horrible. Here's another one. Looking for curly perm salon stylists. Hi. Looking for a stylist or salon for a curly wave perm or color treated hair. Yes, I know there's damage there. Etc. Totally aware. But the right stylist can also sometimes take a healthy color treated hair and do a reasonable perm. If anyone has a place, please send pictures. Thank you.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, definitely.

[Amanda]

Where are the queer people in Long Island? Where are you and what do you do for fun? Yeah, and I did read a ton of the comments. Tons of people are like, I'm queer. I'm here.

[Shane]

I'm queer.

[Amanda]

Hello. Okay, but no one gave this person any.

[Shane]

They don't want to meet. Yeah, they're all just wandering.

[Amanda]

Turkey.

[Shane]

Just like, we don't know where we're going.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's Long island for you. It's a bunch of queer people walking around. Turkey. Turkey spotted on main street. Anyone else see this turkey? Welcome to Long Island.

[Shane]

Going on.

[Chance McCrary]

So many birds, dude.

[Amanda]

I don't know.

[Chance McCrary]

I got so many damn birds.

[Shane]

So many birds and queer people.

[Amanda]

I'll do one. I'll do one last one from Boston because Selena's like, you have to do Boston. I was like, you're so right. Aggressive billboard by Logan. Boston loves BJ's.

[Chance McCrary]

Wow.

[Shane]

Holy, dude.

[Chance McCrary]

Wow, dude.

[Amanda]

I had so many subreddits on here. And here's the thing. I know you guys are making fun of me.

[Chance McCrary]

We're not.

[Amanda]

I'm just kidding. There's one called Sips Tea.

[Shane]

Like I had, so Steve's a good one.

[Amanda]

Oh, you've seen it?

[Shane]

I've seen a lot of these. Do some more.

[Chance McCrary]

Do more.

[Amanda]

Okay. Random Victorian stuff. What subreddit?

[Chance McCrary]

I don't know this one.

[Amanda]

Random Victorian stuff.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Swindles resulting From Matrimonial Ads. 1901. This is an ad.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Found Woman Fickle. Wooed through matrimonial Paper and now Won't Marry. By Special wire New Albany, July 28. John Renderer of Massillon, Ohio, arrived in this city a few days ago with an expectation of marrying Mrs. Flora Cable, with whom he had become acquainted through a matrimonial paper. After his arrival here, Ms. Cable declined to marry him unless he would rent a house and finally changed her mind altogether. Rendo complained to the police today and wanted to know what action he could take as he spent $40 for railroad fare and house rent and was advised to bring soup. Charging breach of promise or fraud. Rendero claimed he had bought all his matrimonial correspondence to this city and that it had been destroyed by Ms. Cable. He is 33 and a widower with several children. Mrs. Cable is 48 and has two daughters.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay.

[Amanda]

That's in the newspaper.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I'm imagining gentleman Spencer reading that.

[Amanda]

Well, I put a gentleman's on here. Oh, this is is a legit gentleman's supper. And this isn't even trying to be funny. This is just what it's in. The cooking and housekeeping simplified in the newspaper. Gentleman's supper. Yes, as ladies. This is like what they do for gentlemen's supper. I wish I knew the date on this one. It's fine. As ladies entertain their intimates at luncheons, so gentlemen delight in special suppers. Fish suppers, game suppers, oyster suppers, or general entertainments where the menu embraces all the delicacies of the season. Yes, as the hostess never appears at these suppers, they can be made absolutely perfect if she is a good housewife. They may either be parties of invitation, the guest being notified three or four days in advance, or impromptu with the scope of one's establishment, permits a sudden accession in numbers. The hour chosen is generally late. After a card party or a visit to some place of amusement. The table appointments may be the same as for breakfast or luncheons, according to the service of tea and coffee or wine, there should always be black coffee served from the side table, some flowers and fruit, plenty of light and wine at discretion, or claret or champagne cup. In summer, the dishes suitable for gentlemen's suppers are hot and cold entrees, the latter being small and highly seasoned. Plenty of relishes, salads with mayonnaise, shellfish and game of all kinds. Welsh rabbits and other form of cheese crackers, scalloped and deviled dishes, and a few sweets. If the party is large, unless the occasion is some special one, all formality of service is to dispensed with the dishes all being placed upon the table at the beginning of supper, the hot ones over chafing dishes and the attendants leaving the room after the first service. Malted beverage may be suitable for wine or tea, coffee and chocolate used at the pleasure of the guests. Wow, that's a gentleman's supper.

[Chance McCrary]

That's too much.

[Shane]

That was so much.

[Chance McCrary]

Wow. What about. Just like.

[Amanda]

See, I.

[Chance McCrary]

Trader Joe's.

[Amanda]

Loved that.

[Chance McCrary]

Trader Joe's mixed cheese and maybe some prosciutto.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that could have been that, but I love that intensity. Gentleman's suppers are hours and hours and hours long.

[Shane]

God, that's a whole day.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

[Shane]

That's a lot.

[Amanda]

And this is a headshot in the Victorian time.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay, there you go. That hair is. It's voluminous.

[Amanda]

I know you guys are very impressed. This is actress Maude Adams in 1900. Some different shots of her original headshot.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

This would have been. You guys.

[Shane]

Oh, I think I've seen that headshot in the Taco Bell on. Never mind. There used. Okay.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

There was a Taco Bell where there was tons of headshots inside.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, really?

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

Actually, it's gone now. When I moved here in, like, 2007, there was still, like, so many headshots in, like, every establishment.

[Amanda]

Wait, why?

[Chance McCrary]

And no one brings. Because you would.

[Amanda]

This was so fun for me.

[Chance McCrary]

You would bring your headshot to an audition, but then if you didn't use it or if you had extras, you.

[Amanda]

Would give it to a Taco Bell.

[Chance McCrary]

If everyone. If everyone else has their headshots up.

[Shane]

It was like, old headshots. These are from, like, the 80s and 90s, so I think it was during an era where just, like, headshots were just everywhere.

[Amanda]

Oh, right, okay. Course there's, like, old diners that have people's headshots in them.

[Shane]

Shots are everywhere. Yeah.

[Amanda]

We should bring that back.

[Chance McCrary]

That is awesome.

[Amanda]

That is awesome.

[Shane]

We can start putting people's headshots all over.

[Amanda]

Oh my God. Oh my God.

[Shane]

Or like a signed headshots.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh, you could also do like a QR code on it.

[Amanda]

That's way too much.

[Shane]

That's too.

[Chance McCrary]

Then you can scan it on your phone and find their socials. No.

[Amanda]

Wow. Well, guys, that's my first round.

[Chance McCrary]

I probably just had a billion dollar idea and you guys are like that. That stupid.

[Amanda]

Wait, they have QR codes on things.

[Chance McCrary]

On headshots that we put up around.

[Shane]

A QR code on a headshot is actually a smart idea. I won't lie.

[Amanda]

You should do it.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Or like cast actors are gonna like for that.

[Chance McCrary]

For like dating purposes. If I'm like, oh, I'm single. Put my head. Shut up.

[Amanda]

Your headshot is everywhere. In every single restaurant you have a QR code.

[Chance McCrary]

Every single restaurant. Just the ones I frequent.

[Shane]

Just on a.

[Chance McCrary]

Wait.

[Shane]

Just on a light post somewhere. Just like date me.

[Amanda]

Wait, when they click. When they click the QR code, what's the picture?

[Chance McCrary]

Okay. No, there's a picture on the headshot that goes to. Either it could go to my website or it could go to my Instagram. Or it could go to like my link tree.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

Or it could go to like a little article.

[Amanda]

Do you want to put one up here?

[Chance McCrary]

A QR code? Yeah, that would actually.

[Shane]

We need to figure out the science of making a QR code for things.

[Amanda]

And then we could put a QR.

[Shane]

Code and then just have QR codes to dumb shit every episode. Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

Sick as hell.

[Shane]

Start doing that.

[Amanda]

So guys, what was your favorite one that I presented?

[Shane]

The Victorian one was actually really cool. Thank you. That's a cool find. Room corn. Pretty great chance.

[Amanda]

What was your favorite one?

[Chance McCrary]

I liked the rooms.

[Amanda]

Great. Well, I had a really good time.

[Chance McCrary]

Your favorite one that you presented all of them.

[Amanda]

I enjoyed all of them.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay. Okay.

[Amanda]

Why women should live longer. Very fun for me. Snow. Stupid questions. I also did one that I didn't get to sips tea. So fun.

[Chance McCrary]

What's that about?

[Amanda]

It's just random ass.

[Chance McCrary]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Like random like this Parker time.

[Chance McCrary]

Oh my God.

[Amanda]

Listen.

[Chance McCrary]

I don't give you gave me big Spencer vibes just then.

[Amanda]

Did I?

[Chance McCrary]

That is Amanda.

[Amanda]

That's so stupid.

[Chance McCrary]

This is like the memes that you send me on Instagram.

[Amanda]

Oh, I thought you love them. You're always laughing at them.

[Chance McCrary]

Yeah, I'll haha react to them. So stupid.

[Amanda]

Listen, I'm cool in my own way. And let's let's just get this straight. I am cool as shit.

[Chance McCrary]

Yes. So cool.

[Amanda]

So if you guys want me to do this again, you just let me know.

[Chance McCrary]

Yes. Just get ready. Your baby's gonna roast you way harder than we will.

[Amanda]

Guys. I get roasted really hard.

[Shane]

What?

[Amanda]

I didn't say this one. Anyways, those are my favorite subreddits. I think my favorite are choosing beggars. Because if you ever want to find character inspo, it is there. It is so funny to me. Also, Long island just makes me laugh.

[Shane]

Long Island Moosemaster coming up.

[Amanda]

You're crying.

[Shane]

That was really funny.

[Amanda]

Which part?

[Shane]

All of it.

[Amanda]

All of it.

[Chance McCrary]

All of it?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

All of it.

[Amanda]

And that is why I did a successful. My favorite Reddit if the top.

[Chance McCrary]

You. You did.

[Amanda]

I did this.

[Shane]

You did this.

[Chance McCrary]

It's good.

[Amanda]

You guys. Like Parker time.

[Shane]

I thought that was so funny.

[Chance McCrary]

That one was rough. That killed me. No. Yes.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Guys, Toby McGuire put in the comments. Your favorite of mine that I chose. And let me know what you thought about it.

[Chance McCrary]

But I think Tom Holland keeps his thumb out.

[Amanda]

Who's the better Spider Man?

[Shane]

That's a crazy question to throw at us right at the end here.

[Amanda]

It's the last question, and then we're gonna go home.

[Chance McCrary]

Tom Holland does his own stunts.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Chance McCrary]

You haven't seen.

[Shane]

I have seen some of that.

[Chance McCrary]

It's pretty.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you're right. Wanted to say. Here's the thing. I wanted to say Toby Maguire, because it's, like, original, but I think it might be Tom Holland, which.

[Chance McCrary]

The only thing is that I think he's a little too hot to be Spider Man.

[Shane]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Chance McCrary]

Stan Le even said that about Toby Maguire originally. He was like, he's too handsome.

[Shane]

Oh, he needs to be, like, awkward.

[Chance McCrary]

He needs to be awkward.

[Amanda]

So is Andrew Garfield the one.

[Chance McCrary]

No, he's. Wait, he's hot as.

[Amanda]

Yeah. So. So none of them are the.

[Chance McCrary]

They're all Hollywood. Spider.

[Amanda]

Spider Man.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

You guys didn't answer my question. We have to go.

[Shane]

I don't know. I think it depends on what age you were when you saw the. Saw it first, you know, like, guys.

[Amanda]

Put in the comments. Your favorite Spider Man. We have to go now. Thanks for listening and we'll see you later. Thanks for being here.

[Shane]

Definitely comment about those things.

[Chance McCrary]

Spider Woman is my favorite Spider Man.

[Amanda]

Well done.

[Chance McCrary]

All right, bye.