Smosh Mouth Ep. 133 – “Our Biggest Confessions” [March 2, 2026]
Overview
The 133rd episode of Smosh Mouth brings Shayne Topp, Amanda Lehan-Canto, and guest Spence Spencer together for a signature hour of stream-of-consciousness banter, confessions, absurd humor, and major announcements. With Amanda back after maternity leave, the cast dives into life changes, bizarre hypothetical games, irreverent bodily talk, unfiltered relationship oversharing, upcoming Smosh projects, and the general chaos that defines their friendship.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Amanda’s Return & Life Updates
- Amanda is back after being away for a while due to maternity leave, feeling “a little bloated” and humorously open about the changes to her body and motherhood.
- Banter about pregnancy, childbirth, and maternal life flows freely, including detailed (and graphic) descriptions (see [10:15]).
Notable Quotes
- Amanda: “I feel like there’s not enough songs by pregnant women for pregnant women.” [09:59]
- Amanda explaining birth: “Childbirth is not easy... there are parts that no one talks about. One of them has to do with vagina. And there's a lot of liquids...” [10:40]
2. Absurd Confessions and Banter
- Beans, Chili’s, and East Coast comparisons: The episode opens with a discussion about Shayne’s love of beans, Spence’s goal to visit every Chili’s in North America, and Amanda’s insistence that all East Coast things are fundamentally different. [00:05-04:15]
- Amanda’s movies and pop culture gaps: She claims she’s never watched anime, isn’t up on “Stranger Things,” and often confuses movies and actors—sparking teasing, confusion, and recurring jokes. [05:49-06:06]
Memorable Moment
- Shayne reading Amanda: “Take out the wheel and see all the shit Amanda doesn’t know.” [06:22]
3. Big Announcements
- Short Film Reveal: Shayne and Amanda announce they have a short film coming out, described as “a beautiful story only us could tell.” [07:24]
- 1 Million Subscribers: The podcast celebrates their milestone with dancing, laughter, and promises for future content. [08:40]
Notable Quotes
- Shayne: “Me and Amanda have a short film coming out. ... It’s really a beautiful story. Only us could tell.” [07:26-07:49]
- Amanda: “We've been working on it for quite a long time.” [07:36]
4. Maternity, Postpartum, and NSFW Realness
- Amanda’s ‘Maternity Leave Song’ and TMI discussions about postpartum recovery, lactation, and newborn poop. The group oscillates between genuine curiosity, discomfort, and over-the-top gags. [09:59-24:47]
- Breastfeeding and body talk: Amanda educates (and slightly horrifies) the guys with details, leading into weird hypotheticals (e.g., “Can men breastfeed?”) [34:03-35:09]
Notable Quotes
- Amanda: “After you give birth, your feet are bloated and no one talks about that.” [24:27]
- Shayne: “Spence is gonna drink Amanda's titty milk.” [25:22]
5. Games, Predictions, and Bits
- Absurd segment games (e.g., 'Pass or No Pass,’ ‘Water Slide Vocabulary’), mostly existing to escalate the chaos and confuse Spencer. [39:06-43:41]
- Predictions for 2026: Jokes about what will happen on Smosh this year—everything from wild celebrity guests to pigeons jacking off to Smoshmouth. [43:35-44:26]
- Smosh Summer Games Chain Restaurant Edition announcement: Each team represents a big restaurant chain, with hyped, vague promises for zany content. [44:41]
Memorable Moment
- Shayne (prediction): "I think a pigeon is going to jack off to an episode of Smoshmouth." [44:00]
6. Meta-Jokes, Relationship Drama, and Fake Fights
- Voicemails and fake spousal drama: Shayne’s odd sleepwalking habits & Courtney drama recur as running jokes, with staged voicemails and over-the-top accusations. [18:21, 26:11]
- Inside jokes about recasting Spence: The short film cast Trevor as Spence, poking fun at the click-driven fluidity of YouTube ensemble work. [38:12]
Notable Quotes
- Courtney (voicemail): “I think you did that thing again last night where you sleepwalk and take protein powder into the bathroom to eat raw.” [18:23]
7. Audience Q&A & Self-Deprecating Humor
- Open acknowledgment of the podcast’s chaotic format: The cast repeatedly circles back to mock themselves for a lack of structure, Amanda’s defensiveness, and their habitual oversharing. [43:41, 47:00]
Memorable Moment
- Amanda: “I'm not getting defensive." [33:19]
Segment Timestamps
- 00:00 – 05:00: Beans, Chili’s quest, and random East Coast vs. West Coast riffs
- 05:00 – 09:00: Movie banter (rom-coms, anime ignorance), Amanda’s pop culture gaps
- 09:00 – 11:20: Maternity songs, body changes, pregnancy TMI
- 12:45 – 18:12: Post-advertising, baby Cole/care, faux-spousal drama erupts
- 23:15 – 25:30: Newborn digestion and postpartum oversharing
- 26:00 – 29:45: Another Courtney voicemail, side hugs, and “yearning” talk
- 29:45 – 33:20: Pride plans, LGBTQ community, and more Amanda defensiveness
- 33:20 – 39:40: Farmer’s markets, holding babies, Beer vs. Wine talk, lactation myths
- 39:40 – 43:35: Pass/No Pass and Water Slide Vocabulary games
- 43:35 – 45:27: 2026 predictions & big Smosh Summer Games update
- 46:00 – End: Voicemails, mutual apologies, deeper friendship moments, closing chaos
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Shayne (to Amanda): “You always say I’m mean to you.” [15:09]
- Amanda: “After you give birth, your feet are bloated and no one talks about that.” [24:27]
- Shayne: “I can't believe that. We're cutting that.” [19:45]
- Spence: “I grew up on the east coast too, and I thought I was the only Chinese person in my school.” [17:18]
- Amanda (on breastfeeding): “I love breastfeeding. I love it.” [25:12]
- Amanda: “Inside women, there is an A chromosome…” [34:30] (the group quickly deconstructs her ‘science’)
- Shayne (getting emotional): “...today’s been the worst day of my life.” [47:00]
- Spence: “You just started pumping into my cup.” [49:19]
- Amanda, sincerely: “That is just like me.” [47:56]
- Spence: “I think what you do is really brave.” [57:49]
- Amanda: “One of the hardest parts is getting into the characters because you really have to step into their spray bottle...” [57:56]
- Shayne (meta): “Smoshmouth is going to be bigger and better than ever. We're probably tanking this episode, but I thought this was a really good one.” [60:06]
Tone and Chemistry
Chaotic, unfiltered, affectionate, and deeply self-aware, this episode marks Amanda’s return to the fold and offers both heartfelt moments and classic Smosh nonsense. Shayne and Spence alternate between gentle roasts, absurdist improv, and genuine care for Amanda. The recurring themes: “East Coast is different,” pop culture ignorance, bodily functions, relationship drama (staged and otherwise), and YouTube group-life meta-jokes.
Highlights for New Listeners
- Amanda’s maternity/parenthood comedy: If you like parenting humor with zero filter, this episode is a gold mine.
- Ongoing bits: The Chili’s quest, ‘Pass or No Pass’ game, short film drama, spontaneous musical tangents.
- Sincere cast affection peeks through the absurdity: frequent apologies, moments of real validation, and “I love you”s.
Final Notes
- If you like podcasts that feel like being dropped into the middle of a friend group’s inside jokes, confessions, and chaos, this episode—messy as ever—delivers.
- Upcoming: Next week promises a lasagna-eating, movie-ranking challenge, so stay tuned!