Smosh Mouth Podcast Summary
Episode: S1: #24 - Why Ian Shouldn’t Get Married
Release Date: July 31, 2019
Hosts: Ian Hecox, Joven (Joshua Oven Shire), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Lasercorn)
Description: In this episode, the Smosh team delves into the chaotic world of Smosh Summer Games, shares personal anecdotes about weddings and marriage, discusses past brand deals gone wrong, and contemplates the future of Smosh Games.
1. Smosh Summer Games Apocalypse Takeover
The episode kicks off with Ian Hecox updating listeners on the ongoing Smosh Summer Games Apocalypse Podcast takeover. The team is situated in the desert, fully immersed in the competitive and often absurd challenges that define the Summer Games.
- Ian [00:30]: “Ramble Smosh Summer Games Apocalypse Podcast takeover is still going on. So that means we're out in the desert still. We're cooking our little butts off.”
They reflect on dramatic moments from past games and hint at ongoing projects against political figures, mentioning a humorous failed attempt to meet Obama but instead having the opportunity to meet Joe Biden.
- Ian [01:00]: “So that means we're out in the desert still. We're cooking our little butts off... they said we couldn't meet Obama, but we can meet Joe Biden. We were just like, nah.”
2. The "Sausage Fest" Dynamic
A significant portion of their conversation revolves around the noticeable presence of male participants in the Summer Games, leading to playful banter about it being a "sausage fest."
- Lasercorn [01:19]: “It's a sausage fest. Let's just say it.”
- Joven [01:23]: “Yeah, you got to whip out the sausage.”
This light-hearted discussion underscores the gender dynamics within the games, adding humor to their interactions.
3. Nipple Exposure Antics
The hosts engage in a comedic dialogue about accidental nipple exposure during filming, leading to jokes about creating devices to tan nipples without revealing too much.
- Lasercorn [02:45]: “So what if I invented some sort of device that covered the rest of you but only tanned your nipples?”
- Joven [04:18]: “Yeah, it’s called peekaboo bras.”
This segment showcases their knack for turning awkward situations into comedic gold, keeping the conversation lively and entertaining.
4. Navigating Dyslexia and Communication
The podcast touches on personal challenges, specifically discussing Joven's experiences with dyslexia and its impact on communication. They reference fictional characters like Jaime Lannister to draw parallels and lighten the mood.
- Joven [05:07]: “I'm dyslexic. Are you really going to make fun of my mental disabilities here?”
- Lasercorn [06:19]: “It's off brand for you, and I don't think you should do it anymore.”
This honest conversation highlights the importance of understanding and accommodating personal differences within creative collaborations.
5. Reflecting on Past Punishments in Summer Games
A nostalgic look back at some of the most memorable and uncomfortable punishments they've endured during the Summer Games.
- Joven [19:15]: “The punishment was called dystope... Sucky person had to pick another player and suck one of their toes.”
- Lasercorn [22:07]: “I want to suck anyone's feet on camera.”
They recount specific instances, such as toe-sucking penalties and waxing experiences, emphasizing the lengths they go to for humor and engagement.
6. Brand Deal Disasters: The Dragon City Skin Video
The team revisits a particularly cringe-worthy brand collaboration involving dragon-themed costumes and inappropriate mating scenes, questioning the decision-making behind such partnerships.
- Joven [25:24]: “The Dragon City Skin video needs to get taken down. It is wildly inappropriate.”
- Ian [26:18]: “We did it for the video, and it was hilarious, but it was the strangest brand deal.”
This reflection serves as a cautionary tale about the pitfalls of brand partnerships and the importance of aligning collaborations with their brand image.
7. Weddings and Marriage: Lessons Learned
Diving into personal stories, Joven and Ian share their experiences with weddings, budgeting mishaps, and offer advice on marriage.
- Joven [38:31]: “Get married. But don't get married.”
- Lasercorn [43:05]: “Never go to bed angry... just end the night with some light dueling.”
They humorously discuss the inevitable overspending on weddings and the challenges of maintaining relationships, blending heartfelt advice with their signature humor.
8. Parenthood and Future Dads
A playful yet honest debate ensues about who among them would make the worst dad, bringing in anecdotes about interactions with their children and pets.
- Lasercorn [46:44]: “I had to make a decision, and there's no real frame of reference.”
- Ian [47:08]: “You've only seen my dog when you come over. She's excited because Freya the Golden will get really excited.”
This segment underscores their ability to connect personal lives with humorous banter, making the conversation relatable and engaging.
9. The Future of Smosh Games: Embracing Technology and New Talent
Concluding the episode, the hosts express excitement about incorporating new technologies like VR into Smosh Games and integrating fresh talent, such as newcomers like Kimmy, to keep the content dynamic and forward-thinking.
- Joven [50:08]: “I'm excited to see what's next. Let's get Kimmy in some SG videos.”
- Lasercorn [50:36]: “Smosh Games has to get on board with the future tech. Have you seen the Quest?”
They emphasize the importance of innovation and adaptability to stay relevant in the ever-evolving gaming landscape.
Notable Quotes
- Ian [00:30]: “We're out in the desert still. We're cooking our little butts off.”
- Lasercorn [01:19]: “It's a sausage fest. Let's just say it.”
- Joven [05:07]: “I'm dyslexic. Are you really going to make fun of my mental disabilities here?”
- Joven [19:15]: “The punishment was called dystope... Sucky person had to pick another player and suck one of their toes.”
- Joven [38:31]: “Get married. But don't get married.”
- Lasercorn [43:05]: “Never go to bed angry... just end the night with some light dueling.”
Conclusion
In Why Ian Shouldn’t Get Married, the Smosh team offers a blend of humor, personal stories, and reflections on their journey with Smosh Summer Games. From navigating awkward punishments and disastrous brand deals to sharing heartfelt marriage advice, the episode encapsulates the dynamic and entertaining essence of the Smosh podcast. Listeners are treated to candid conversations, comedic banter, and insightful discussions, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.