S1: #25 - The Desk That Ruined Our Friendship

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth – S1: #25 "The Desk That Ruined Our Friendship"

Release Date: August 7, 2019

Hosts: Smosh (Shayne Topp, Amanda Lehan-Canto)
Description: Join Shayne Topp (short), Amanda Lehan-Canto (tall), and a rotating Smosh friend as they discuss their thoughts, internet discoveries, and quirky ideas.

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Introduction and Setting

The episode kicks off with the hosts—Noah Grossman, Courtney Miller, and Keith Leak Jr.—introducing listeners to the ongoing Smosh Summer Games takeover on the SmoshCast. Noah shares his enthusiasm about the episode, stating, “I want you to enjoy this episode because I enjoyed it” (00:01). The casual banter sets the tone for an episode filled with personal anecdotes and candid discussions.

The Walmart Incident and Foot Odor Story

Early in the episode, Keith Leak Jr. recounts an incident involving Noah at Walmart, leading to a humorous yet awkward situation about foot odor. Keith explains, “I was laying on my bed, and I get... your feet smells just like this guy that was in line at Walmart” (04:52). This moment sparks a laughter-filled exchange about personal hygiene and the importance of addressing such sensitive topics among friends.

Noah adds context to the story, mentioning, “We went to Walmart and I was checking out... he smelt so cheesy” (04:01). This anecdote not only highlights the hosts' ability to find humor in everyday situations but also underscores the camaraderie and trust within the group.

Discussing the Pool Quality

The conversation shifts to their experiences with pool quality during the Summer Games, with Courtney expressing concerns about murky water and potential bugs (08:09). Keith humorously advises, “If you got a question, like somebody that you're seeing or whatever is, like, not a good person. Run for the heels” (08:49). The hosts debate the safety and cleanliness of the pool, blending humor with genuine concern.

Personal Growth and Relationships

A significant portion of the episode delves into personal growth and the dynamics of their friendships. Keith shares his journey towards setting boundaries, saying, “I'm doing this thing where I just say no” (11:10). This introspective segment highlights the importance of self-care and honest communication in maintaining healthy relationships.

Courtney reflects on her initial attempts to bond with the group, apologizing for possibly overstepping boundaries: “I was a control freak when I came in... I totally came in too hot” (25:08). This vulnerability fosters a deeper understanding among the hosts, showcasing their growth from initial tensions to a more cohesive unit.

The Desk Rearrangement Incident

The core of the episode revolves around the infamous desk rearrangement that strained the friendship between Courtney and Keith. Noah narrates the situation where Courtney, eager to foster collaboration, rearranged the office desks despite Keith's reservations (22:04). Keith shares his emotional response, stating, “When you tell somebody, no, I don't want something... I just have to fight” (22:46).

Courtney apologizes earnestly, acknowledging the impact of her actions: “I feel terrible that it affected you so much... I just couldn't believe how long and how harshly you treated me” (26:22). This heartfelt apology and Keith’s subsequent forgiveness highlight the resilience of their friendship and the importance of addressing conflicts openly.

Reflections on Working Together and Team Dynamics

The hosts reflect on their time working closely together, discussing how their diverse personalities initially caused friction but ultimately led to stronger bonds. Keith remarks, “We are complete opposites... but we love each other” (32:07), emphasizing that their differences have enriched their collaboration.

Noah adds, “We've been working together for so long, we realize just, like, don't press those buttons” (34:22), illustrating how prolonged interactions have taught them to navigate each other's quirks and preferences effectively.

Food Anecdotes from the Summer Games

Shifting gears, the conversation turns to the various food experiences during the Summer Games. Keith humorously recounts receiving extra portions of cornbread, suspecting it was due to racial favoritism: “It was a little racist, y'all. This is a little racist” (37:35). While the remark sparks laughter, it also opens a dialogue about dietary preferences and cultural sensitivity.

Courtney shares her opinions on past catering choices, recalling the “year of the mushroom” and the challenges of accommodating vegan diets (36:12). The hosts engage in a lighthearted debate about the quality and variety of the food, showcasing their ability to find humor in even the most mundane aspects of their work environment.

Closing Banter and Entertainment Segments

As the episode wraps up, the hosts engage in playful banter about topics like ASMR, Quentin Tarantino’s alleged foot fetish, and quirky habits such as microwave usage. Notable quotes include Keith declaring, “I please you, Quentin. You don’t want to suck my toes” (53:50), and Noah humorously explaining his microwave mishap: “You drinking the can? Oh, my God” (58:56).

The episode concludes with affectionate exchanges and inside jokes, reinforcing their strong friendship. Courtney wraps up with gratitude, saying, “I love you guys so much” (61:13), while Keith responds warmly, “I love you both, too” (61:11).

Notable Quotes

• Noah Grossman (00:01): “I want you to enjoy this episode because I enjoyed it.”
• Keith Leak Jr. (04:52): “Your feet smells exactly like the man in line at Walmart.”
• Courtney Miller (26:22): “I feel terrible that it affected you so much.”
• Keith Leak Jr. (32:07): “We are complete opposites... but we love each other.”
• Keith Leak Jr. (53:50): “I please you, Quentin. You don’t want to suck my toes.”
• Courtney Miller (61:13): “I love you guys so much.”

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Conclusion

"Smosh Mouth" Episode S1: #25 provides an entertaining and heartfelt exploration of friendship dynamics within the Smosh group. Through candid conversations, humorous stories, and genuine apologies, the hosts navigate the complexities of working closely together, ultimately reinforcing their bond. This episode offers a blend of laughter, vulnerability, and camaraderie, making it a relatable and engaging listen for both dedicated fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Noah Grossman]

Ramble.

[Courtney Miller]

Hey, everyone.

[Noah Grossman]

Smosh Summer Games takeover is still going on on the smoshcast. That means we're bringing you all your favorite Smosh Summer Games members onto the Smosh cast. We're having a good old time in the desert, and I want you to enjoy this episode because I enjoyed it.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay?

[Noah Grossman]

And so you should like what I like. That's how opinions work for Smosh Live. I was a dude body spray, and I jumped into the river with all of these fur animals on me. The wardrobe person, she was like, hey, by the way, I know this river upstream is a lot of construction and a lot of runoff. There's probably tetanus or something in it. Don't let it get in your mouth.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I feel like it's valid and it's true. Like, you might be a serial killer. I watch Forensic Files. Uh. Oh, let's be real.

[Courtney Miller]

Until the punishment celebrity zombie shootout. Whatever. Nobody sucked my toe in my life but me. Until that video. I used to rearrange my apartment or room, like, regularly.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I know. You rearranged the desk that one time. We can always go back.

[Courtney Miller]

You don't wanna go there.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I always wanna. To the desk. Oh, okay. So you want me to be all up in this? Like this, like that, like this?

[Courtney Miller]

I wanna hear you all up in this voice inside my head.

[Noah Grossman]

All right.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

And we are clear to go.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay. Voice inside your head. Voice inside your head. How you guys feeling?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Hot. Hot. I feel burnt. Hot and burnt.

[Noah Grossman]

My ears are itchy. I gotta take this hat off.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I can't take this. Take. Take that.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay, guys. Hey, what's up? Week four of the Smosh Summer Games. Smosh cast, we are here it is it tis I, Courtney, the lesbian of the table. And we have the lesbian of the table. Remember the Smosh fan fiction and someone scripted out.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, yes.

[Courtney Miller]

Tis I the lesbian of the table.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, okay.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm like, yeah, as me. And we got Noah Grossman and we got The Keith Leake Jr. Can I.

[Noah Grossman]

Be the Jew at the table?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, dude.

[Noah Grossman]

Okay, cool.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

And I guess I'm just the black guy at the table.

[Courtney Miller]

You could be a lesbian at the table.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I'm a lesbian at the table.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I'm a lesbian at the table.

[Courtney Miller]

You look great.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Thank you.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Do I look.

[Courtney Miller]

No, I love it.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Do I look weird? I have my bow underneath.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I think you look weird, but okay, that's fine.

[Noah Grossman]

You look like a zombie cheerleader.

[Courtney Miller]

Hey, thanks.

[Noah Grossman]

Like, you just came back.

[Courtney Miller]

I feel like it's like a clown zombie cheerleader, like, with these weird like teardrops. Do I look like I have been to prison?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No, you don't. Okay, you look like a clown.

[Noah Grossman]

It kind of looks like the corner of a picture frame got you under both eyes. Cause they're right angles. It's pretty strange.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. I don't know why I was like, yeah, I'll do this.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

What if. Okay, so, like, what if, like, in a clown, like, gang, what if you know how many people they kill by, like, the triangle.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, my God, yes. And the clown gang. The hardest one is obviously the real sad clown, not like the happy sad clown or the happy happy clown. It's all on the faces of the faces.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. And then you just made sense to me. You got, like, white tail stuff on your face, like powder.

[Noah Grossman]

What is that? This is. Yeah, this is my own handprints from some of the makeup. I didn't bring face wash. So it's just slowly going. So if you can see it in the video, this is just on my face now. And I don't know how long it'll take.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

AKA he a dirty bitch. Speaking of being a dirty bitch, Noah yesterday. So we're in the room. Can I just start, like, go, go. Okay, so, like, this is how disrespectful you are.

[Noah Grossman]

The dirty bitch.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Hold on, hold on. No, no, no. We always share everything. We share, like, love, like, everything. But the thing yesterday. So, like, I'm laying on my bed. Noah happens to be on the corner of. Has his own mind you, so he shouldn't have been that close to me. I'm laying down on the bed, and I get. I guess Noah gets a whiff of my feet. I just took off my shoes. Mind you, we've been outside all day. But, like, he was like, yo, he said, oh, your feet smells just like this guy that was in line. It smells like, you know, kind of cheesy. Like, could you just say what you are?

[Noah Grossman]

Okay, so to give even more backstory, so we went to Walmart with Olivia on the first night of Smosh Summer Games Apocalypse. I really had to think about how many words were in the top.

[Courtney Miller]

That's a lot of words.

[Noah Grossman]

But we went to Walmart and I was checking out. They all venmoed me. I was the one checking out all of our stuff.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I did not know.

[Noah Grossman]

And there's this dude next to me. Oh, yeah, I think it's 15.50.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay, I got you. I got you on 1650. Just because of the little extra fee.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, interesting.

[Noah Grossman]

That's a lot of interest. Anyway, so the Guy next to me while I was checking out, I got a whiff, and he smelt so cheesy. Like, so cheesy. Like, to the point where it was like, okay, it's like 8:30pm either he didn't shower today, or, I don't know. It's fine. It's just. It was a strong cheese. But I forgot to mention it to Keith and Olivia. I wanted to tell them. I wanted to be like, did you smell him? So it completely left my mind. Two hours later, Keith takes his shoes off and I'm walking to the bathroom. And all of a sudden, I smell this man. I'm like, oh, my God. And I look and I see his feet. I'm like, keith, your feet smell exactly like the man in line at Walmart. And he just looked at me, he's like, what? And I go, your feet.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I was offended. This thing. You can't tell me I stink. Cause then I'm like. Then I wanted to fight him. Like, don't come at me like that.

[Noah Grossman]

Bro, until you smelt them yourself.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, and then I smelt them, okay? Then I smelt my feet, you know, I was like, oh, damn. They are a little cheesy. You know what I'm saying?

[Courtney Miller]

Really?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Just a little cheesy.

[Courtney Miller]

I feel like when my feet stink, I don't think I kind of like the smell.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

See, you're nasty. You're nasty as well.

[Courtney Miller]

But I also think the smell of Bo, I kind of don't hate it.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No, it's certain Bo. That's okay. This was cheese. We don't need the cheese. So, like, okay. So I smelled them and I was like, okay, let me take these socks off. And then Noah turns around. Like, after a minute, he's like, oh, man, they actually smell worse. Like, you know, like that you should, like, are you gonna get in a shower? Like, yeah, like, straight up, don't ask me if I'm gonna get in the shower. Of course I'm gonna get in the shower. He asked me after I got out of the shower, too. So I think that I stink now. Like, wow.

[Courtney Miller]

He just, like, checked me.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Like, I got in the shower, he said, are you gonna shower in the morning? I said, bro, I just showered tonight, like the fuck.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my God.

[Noah Grossman]

Hey, bro, if your feet are smelling like that, someone's gotta tell you.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No, no, that's fine. But you told me to get in the shower again. The next.

[Courtney Miller]

More like, wait, Noah, what did your feet smell like?

[Noah Grossman]

Fine.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Noah has. Noah's underarms. Has smelled a few Times. But I never said anything. Really?

[Noah Grossman]

Why wouldn't you say anything?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Why would I? It's not.

[Noah Grossman]

They're really bad.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Like, it's not bad, but it's just like, a little.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm aware if, like, I smell a little bit. It's like, oh, I smell myself. Yeah, but yours is not even like, your own bo. Obviously, BO is fine, but there's levels to it.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah. Like, if you were bad, like, if you were just straight up Skunk, I would be like, bro, come on, Pepe Le Pew.

[Noah Grossman]

At least. Yeah, that means downwind or something.

[Courtney Miller]

That's like, okay. No, you actually need to get clean. But if you, like, get your.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Well, I guess I was just really dirty. Cause he had to speak up.

[Noah Grossman]

Like, it wasn't even you smell anymore. It was like the third generation of the foot bacteria.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, my ancestors.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, no, not your ancestors.

[Courtney Miller]

You could smell it.

[Noah Grossman]

The ancestors are the shit under your toenails. That's what I'm saying. They got generations there.

[Courtney Miller]

That was a fun night, though. I texted Keith that night saying, yo, Holes is on channel.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

And we watched it, and we watched Holes. Actually, he didn't want to. No. At first you didn't want to watch Holes? No, he tried to just watch south park, which I'm okay with every now and again, but I don't get to watch Holes that often. So I was like, yo, let. Put on the house.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, you don't know you need holes until you've watched Holes or started watching Holes. It's. That's a good movie, dude.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

It's a great movie.

[Courtney Miller]

Like, one of the best Disney movies.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

See, that's the thing. I feel like with a lot of. I don't want to, like, step on anyone's toes, like, what up, Disney? But, like, I really feel like a lot of Disney movies now, they've lost their heart. Yeah, they're a little soft. It's just like, yo. Like, sometimes you got to incorporate death into your story for it to, like, boom a little bit. Like, we need to have the contrast.

[Courtney Miller]

Become too sheltered, like, cartoony in the.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Worst way, which is, like, fine. I'm all down for it. I mean, like. I mean, we do stuff similar to that, in a sense. You know what I mean? But, like, there's like. I felt like it lost a lot of its life.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. Right when they realized, like, oh, my goodness, the people who loved our movies have kids and we can make anything, and both of them will show up. And then now we're here.

[Courtney Miller]

We are here.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

But that was started from the bottom, from the holes. Now we're here from the holes.

[Courtney Miller]

Now we're above the holes.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

On.

[Courtney Miller]

On the ground. Yeah, that was a. That was an interesting first night. The. I don't know if we're allowed to talk about the pool quality.

[Noah Grossman]

We are talk about it. Cause I've got a slight anecdote to add.

[Courtney Miller]

I was ready to pool here, and they're, like, opening it late for us. So sick. But it's just a little foggy.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

What do you mean?

[Courtney Miller]

You can't see the bottom super well.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

So is the water here bad, are you saying.

[Courtney Miller]

I don't know.

[Noah Grossman]

This is what I heard from another person who went into the pool. And maybe it was just you last night, now that I'm thinking about it, but someone told me that not only was it murky, but there were bugs in it. You can see.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, that wasn't me. So I don't. Apparently there's bugs. I didn't know.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I didn't go to the pool, so I don't know.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, we were there for a little bit and, like, some people were full on swimming, like, spit in the water, being silly. And I was like, is this safe?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No, if you don't. This is the thing. If you got a question, if something's safe, it's not safe. Like, if you got a question, like somebody that you're seeing or whatever is, like, not a good person. Like, they're not a good person. Run for the heels. Run from the hill. Run for the heels and run from that mother. Watch your mouth. The pool.

[Courtney Miller]

Pool was not a good person.

[Noah Grossman]

Never in my life have I not been able to see the bottom of a pool.

[Courtney Miller]

It was just like. Just barely. Like, you could see the design. Vaguely.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

They had a design. What'd they have?

[Courtney Miller]

Like, a stripe of tiles that was just dirt.

[Noah Grossman]

I'm gonna throw in the slight anecdote I wanted to add. And really, I mean, no ill will behind this.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

All the ill will's coming.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, all the ill will is coming.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Any qualms? Like, I have no qualms.

[Noah Grossman]

Trust me. No offense, but I don't know. This is what I. I like to think because, like, Ian, Anthony, some of the people that work with us, Ryan Finnerty, a lot of these people are from Sacramento.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Works with us.

[Noah Grossman]

No, no. Are from Sacramento. Like the people we work with. The sentence.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Let's be clear.

[Noah Grossman]

We're coming.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, I heard. Still working.

[Noah Grossman]

I see.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That would make a lot of people crazy. Go crazy out there. Anthony is not working.

[Noah Grossman]

There was a Comma, there. But they're all from Sacramento, which I feel like, must be a different world because you were describing the pool. I heard someone else describe the pool. And then Ian this morning, I was like, oh, what'd you do last night? He was like, oh, I took a dip in the pool. And I was like, oh, I heard it was gross. And he goes, eh, no, it was fine. And I was like, really? I heard that it was kind of dirty water. And he goes, yeah, it was murky. I think they were using hose water.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

So people from Sacramento just swim in dirty water?

[Noah Grossman]

Have you seen their river? Cause I had to shoot in it once.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, we had to dump in the river.

[Noah Grossman]

It went in my mouth. I don't even know if I've recovered.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Bro, you need to.

[Courtney Miller]

Was that when we were Rose and Jack?

[Noah Grossman]

That was another time when I almost died of hypothermia. I'm talking about when, for Smosh Live, I was dune body spray. And I jumped into the river with all of these fur animals on me, which almost weighed me down and drowned me. But the river. A little of the water got in my mouth. And before we did the shot, the wardrobe person, super nice, Felicia, she was like, hey, by the way, I know this river upstream is a lot of construction and a lot of runoff. There's probably tetanus or something in it. Don't let it get in your mouth. And I was like, is this a joke?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

You shouldn't even got in here.

[Noah Grossman]

She was like, no, but at this point, we're already there. We're about to shoot. Like, it's literally about to be. Action. And then I have to do it.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That's the one that they tell you once you're on set. Yeah. Like, don't get in the water.

[Noah Grossman]

And it got in my mouth. Yeah. It tasted like what I imagine a tractor track would like on a big, like, scooper.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Can't do it.

[Noah Grossman]

It was kind of metal, kind of dirty.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

See, you better than me. Cause I wouldn't have jumped in there after somebody tells me something like that. It's gonna be a hard pass for me. Like, I'm doing this thing where I just say no. Lately, it's just, like, for myself, if I don't wanna do something, like, if it even stems from, like, just hanging out, like, what my friends wanna do. If I don't wanna do it, I'm just gonna be like, no. I just don't feel that.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, sometimes you got, like. I'm learning that too. You gotta sometimes be a little more selfish for yourself and do what you want to do.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

But it's not even, like. Not even to be. I don't even wa. Yeah, like, because we can use, like. We can use, like, words like selfishness or judgment as a gift, you know, if we allow it to be. But, like, even beyond that, it's just certain things that I don't want to do. And it's not like, forget being selfish. I just don't want to do it. Like, you know, I just don't.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, but it's like, people will be like, people, like, don't want to do something that selfish. I mean, no, honestly, I think you get you. You deserve to do what you want. Like, because some people be like, I don't want to do that, but everyone would be really happy if I did that too.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah. And I feel like every time I do that, like, if I do something I don't want to do, I come with a bad attitude. And when I come with a bad attitude, Nobody wants to be around me. You know what I mean? So instead of doing that, like, a couple weeks ago, my friends, like, I forget I had something to do. I think I had to help you with the self tape for.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, yeah, two weeks ago.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

And, like, my friend Christina, she kept asking me to come out, and she, like, plays baby sometimes, and she's like, no, just come out and hang with me, you know, like, just. Come on. Just get one drink with me. Like, you know, like, whatever. Like, I just want to see your face. I haven't seen you in a while. And I'm like, I love her. Like, you know what I mean? Like, really good people. She kept asking me, and it got to the point where I kind of, like, came around. I was like, okay, like, let me think about it, you know? But that think about it was me saying, like, you know what I mean? So, like, it got to the point where, like, I was thinking about it, and I, like, thought about it for, like, two seconds after I got off the phone, Two good seconds. Got off the phone. I was like, I ain't going. And then, like, I just waited. I waited it out, and I was just like, okay, so it's been 30 minutes. I think she's about to leave soon. Let me make that call. So I make the call, and I'm like, you know, like, I'm just not gonna be able to make it. Like, I just know that I'm not gonna be fun. Like, you know, like, I want you to continue to like me. Like, I'm not going. And she's Just like, oh, like, okay. And I'm like, okay. Yeah. Like, that was easy. But, like, that's the thing. I feel like people should be able to handle, like, when they hear no, because sometimes that comes with, like, a fight, you know, they take it personally. Or they're like. You know, like, they feel like you don't love them anymore. Like, anything. Like, just like, no means no. Like, come on, y'all. Yeah, don't ask me twice. That's what I'm saying. Don't. If I say no to some. Don't ask me three times. Don't ask me twice. If you ask me a half a time.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, you got some problems. If you. If I had asked you to go into that pool and you said no, I would have understood.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

You see what I'm saying? But I think that, like. But certain people like us, we've been working together for so, so long, we realize just, like, don't press those buttons. Like, you guys know, like, when I'm in a corner by myself, I, like, prefer to be there. You can come over and talk to me, but, like, I'm just in my shit.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, I definitely go over and ignore. And ignore you. Annoy you. I annoy you a lot.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No, no, no, no. It's different. It's levels to it. It's levels to it, like, that. I love that. It's family. It's like, we have our moments where we're, like, giddy and, like, just so.

[Courtney Miller]

Much when there's that extra energy. I'm just like, I need to, like, bug somebody. And we, like, bother each other in the best way.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, we'll do that together.

[Noah Grossman]

I will say, I think you that. Because I find myself, whenever I'm trying to, like, amp. Amp up my energy, before I take or anything like that, I'll come over and I'll just touch you. Like, I'll just, like, push on your back or something. Like, you are definitely the. The, like, emotional engine of our.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I'm the hype man, pretty much. You know, it's the holy spirit all up in me, all up in my tummy.

[Courtney Miller]

I have so much fun. I, like, it's crazy. Like, since you guys aren't in the office as much, I definitely appreciate my time when you are there and we are filming so much more.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

For sure, for sure. I think we all feel that way. You know, it's just like, okay, let me hug you a little tighter. Let me hug you a little longer. Our hugs have gotten a little longer. They have definitely gotten a little longer timing Them even. No, even in the heat, I don't count, but, like, they seem a little longer. But even in the heat, it's like, come here. Just like, give me some love.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. We were like, let's share this body.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah. That's how we know it's real.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

You guys sweat sisters now. Sweat sisters, that's when you exchange. That's not an internal bodily fluid. You become a sweat sister when you exchange outwardly sweat sister.

[Courtney Miller]

And then you and I know our burp sisters.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. I think it's more one way. I think you burped birthed me.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm your burp baby. I reverse exorcismed you with my burp.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, yeah. Your burp entered me. I think I gave you a demon.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I'm telling you, I can take you.

[Noah Grossman]

Possessed by your mouth.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I can take you to black church and we can get rid of that.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, we can do that.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I started going again, and, like, they pray really hard. Yeah. I've been going to church a lot, and it's been actually helping with a little bit of my depression. I get really low. Like, you guys know, I get, like, really in my head and I have some things that, you know, whatever. But I've been going to church. Like, it's something that I grew up with, and I get some type of energy when I go, like. So I'm trying to find the things that I actually enjoy doing.

[Courtney Miller]

They just. Oh, my gosh. David and the crew just brought in lunch Rusty afterwards, and they like parade of plates.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, my gosh. I thought they were just eating in here. Thank you so much.

[Courtney Miller]

Thank you guys so much.

[Noah Grossman]

Thank you, everybody.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, yeah, we eat good.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I wish we could eat. Some people are in it at that. Smacking asmr. No, no, you don't have to.

[Noah Grossman]

Have you guys seen the ASMR where they do events? Do you get what I'm saying? There's asmr, and it's the strangest. My girlfriend and I will watch it.

[Courtney Miller]

Like, boyfriend ASMR and stuff.

[Noah Grossman]

Yes. It'll be like getting extensions for the first time. Asmr.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

What?

[Noah Grossman]

Yes. And someone will be pretending that they're a hairstylist, being like. And honest. Keith, if you were to watch these, I know that you would have something to say, because every single one that I've seen starts like this, oh, hey, girl. And it's just like, okay, already. We're kind of off on a bad foot. But they'll be, like, putting in their hair and they'll try to do it around the Microphone. It'll be like, okay, I'm just gonna put it in now on the back of your head, straight up. And then they'll be like, okay, I'm coming around the front.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

What?

[Noah Grossman]

I swear. And it's like 40 minutes long.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No. And this is the problem with that. Noah watches the whole thing.

[Noah Grossman]

I did watch one.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

He watches the ads as well.

[Noah Grossman]

Yes. It was an ASMR of who is bullying you. But then you guys turn out to be friends in the end and it's like 25 minutes, I swear. Of like a weird high school. Like what I imagine you and your friends might have experienced. But like the version where this person is like mixing it in with Disney Channel, they're like, oh, hi. Oh, you like that bow? I guess it's cute. And like over the course of the asmr, you guys end up getting closer up until you're best friends.

[Courtney Miller]

Is this like ear VR?

[Noah Grossman]

I'm so confused. It might be er.

[Courtney Miller]

This is er, ear reality. It's so strange. I was trying to reason why that exists. And it's like, maybe some people are like, oh, I don't know what getting your hair extensions is. Getting done is like. So maybe I can mentally prepare myself by listening to that.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Courtney, have you ever got hair extensions?

[Courtney Miller]

I've never done it.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

We need to do that.

[Noah Grossman]

I kind of want some, but you need to.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

You want some?

[Noah Grossman]

I would love to.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Really? Really?

[Noah Grossman]

That would be cool.

[Courtney Miller]

I just don't know what it's gonna be like, really.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay. I got this homegirl named Sasha. She do like everybody's hair and everything. She cut my hair too, but she cut some celebrities hair here and there. But she also.

[Noah Grossman]

I think I know Sasha. Sasha worked on Pregnant and popping it, right?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

She did, she worked on that. She's like very eccentric, you know what I mean? Like crazy.

[Courtney Miller]

Like, should I listen to some er to prepare myself?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, yeah, but you're gonna get some, like some extensions.

[Courtney Miller]

I've thought about it. Cause like, sometimes I do miss my long hair.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

You should get an afro extension.

[Courtney Miller]

Just coming out of my long.

[Noah Grossman]

And then out of the top of the afro, you get the Kim K. Ariana Grande ponytail out of the top.

[Courtney Miller]

That sounds awful.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, no.

[Courtney Miller]

You miss your hair though, a little bit. Like some pictures I see like on the, like when I go to like a premiere or something, I'm like, wow, I look like really nice and feminine. But like, I don't know when I. And I felt like really conflicted when I first cut it because my mom or who like movies or whatever. It's like long hair is, like, fertility, and it's, like, womanly to have long hair. Chop it off.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

It's, like, almost your strength.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. And I miss the messy bun and stuff. And it's, like, so much work to style the short hair, but I feel like the short hair is kind of more me. I feel like short hair is kind of like, funny girl hair.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I won't even put it into that. But, like, I will say, when you cut your hair, I felt like it was more like, okay, this is it. Was this more me?

[Noah Grossman]

It definitely opens up your face.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, it definitely was like, okay. She's, like, finding it. She's finding it.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, yeah. No, that's like, the long hair was cool.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Like, I like you either way, but the short hair was like, boom. Yep, I did it. Like, and I know how you get in your head and everything, and I was just like, I don't know if I should. And I'm like, yo, just do it. Just do it.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, it was definitely one of those things. Things where you're in a part of your life where you're like, I need change. And you try to ignore the fact that it was a relationship. Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

So you're like, I could just do this heavy hair.

[Courtney Miller]

I have funny girl hair.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Were you going through a breakup at this time?

[Courtney Miller]

Nope. I just thought this would fix everything. And getting a dog. Dude, I got a haircut and a dog in the same weekend because I was like, I need to be. Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. That was a moment. Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

Better to learn early than when you buy a Porsche at, like, 55.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Or do that, too.

[Courtney Miller]

Some people rearrange their living room. Some people cut their hair off. Some people purchase a life.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Courtney, hold on. Let's be real. Courtney. You probably rearranged your house, too, at the time.

[Courtney Miller]

I used to rearrange my apartment or room, like, regularly.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I know. You rearranged the desk that one time. We can always go back.

[Courtney Miller]

You want to go there?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I always want to go back to the desk. Listen, I'm still dealing with that.

[Courtney Miller]

Really?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay. Low key. On the real. I am. Can I say, like, let me.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm done.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Like, this is the thing. Okay, let's talk about it.

[Courtney Miller]

But we have to, like, take turns.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, we're gonna take turns. Okay. So this is my thing. When. For me, this is.

[Courtney Miller]

I love this.

[Noah Grossman]

Wait, do we need backstory?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

Can I give quick?

[Courtney Miller]

You could tell you were kind of the middleman.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, you are.

[Noah Grossman]

I witnessed it. So essentially, it's a Friday, I believe Courtney started working with us on a Monday. Whatever. Everyone's meeting, whatever. We're in an office. It's white walls. We don't really talk to anyone. We're stuck in a room for, like, eight hours a day with each other. That's really it. We all have our own computer and a weird desk in each corner. That's it. That's the.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I like my corners.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

And then I think Courtney asked. She was like, could we, like, do something with the room? Da, da, da, da.

[Courtney Miller]

But I thought you were telling the whole story.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, I'll tell the whole story. I'm so sorry. Okay. So then there was a group talk. I believe it was our producer at the time, Sonny and Joe Beretta. I believe we all got together on that Friday. All the cast, too. And they were like, hey, do you wanna possibly rearrange the room? I know everyone's got individual desks, but maybe we do some sort of group desks situation or something like that. I believe we went around to ask people's opinions. I believe it was two in the yes, three in the no, or two in the yes, two in the no. Shane wasn't around at the time with Olivia and Keith saying, no, we don't want our stuff moved. No on the movement.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No.

[Noah Grossman]

Courtney saying, I would really, really love it. And me saying, oh, I do like that idea. I think it would be a lot more collaborative for all of us to have desks together.

[Courtney Miller]

Did you say that?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, he did.

[Noah Grossman]

Yes, I did. I did. I said yes, whatever. But you know what? After our conversation, I believe we landed on. We weren't gonna move them yet, but the idea was, you know, accept it. 50, 50 at that point. That was Friday. Monday, we all come back.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I walk in this mother. I walk in the office, and the desk. My desk was gone.

[Courtney Miller]

No, it wasn't gone. It was gone.

[Noah Grossman]

By the way, you pushed two desks together. Each desk had a separate desk, as if the computer. The back of the computers would face each other. So it's like one long desk and two people are on the opposite ends.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yes.

[Noah Grossman]

You and me were together, and then they were together.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

So look, I came in.

[Courtney Miller]

It's still hurting for each other.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yes. This is the thing. I have trust issues.

[Courtney Miller]

I should be hurting.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I'm telling you. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Because it's like a straight up when you tell somebody, no, I don't want something somewhere. And I come in, and the first thing she says to me, and I didn't even like, once you said this to me, I kind of like. Like, my inside just bursted. You were like, you, like, yeah, I mixed. I moved the desk. Do you like it?

[Courtney Miller]

I'm thinking, like, yeah, no, I came in hot. Like, I literally came in hot with that.

[Noah Grossman]

With that note.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

So unbelievable when she asked me, I just met this girl, and she's moving my desk. And then she asked me if I like it when I just told her on Friday what she like, I was like, oh, my God, she's nuts. Nuts. She's nice. I'm thinking, like, what did I do wrong to deserve this? That was in my head, like, it was the ultimate dude. Oh. Like, you got to understand, like, when I go through it, I'm going through it.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. Doesn't sound fun.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No, it's not. It wasn't fun, too. Like, to. For someone. For me to say, like, yo, please don't. You can move anybody else's. And to be told, like, you know, like, straight up eye contact, and then to, like, be pulled back and then the same person be like, hey, do you like it? It's like, oh, my God. I'm like, yo, does she, like, does she. Does she want problems?

[Courtney Miller]

I was like, no qualms.

[Noah Grossman]

No qual.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah. I honestly didn't know. I was like, yo, she's trying to pick on me. Like, I really felt like you were picking on me.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my God.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I had to deal with it for a long time. We went through our shit. Yeah. And I had to really deal with it. Even to the point now where I think about it sometimes and it's, like, fun. But I was like, dang. Like, this really took me to a place of just not trusting and not, like, we had to build that love and trust. And we do have it. Like, all by all means. Like, we love each other. Like, Courtney, I'll text her every now and again just to be like, you know, I love you, or she'll send pictures or whatever. But, like, it was definitely for me, like, out of, like, all of us, it was just like, damn. Like, who can I trust in this? Like, I'm coming into a whole different, like, situation. Like, how am I supposed to trust someone when we have, like, an understanding and the understanding is just like, like, what up you? Like this? I did it for you. Like, no, that was not for me. That was like, all you.

[Noah Grossman]

Courtney, real quick, before we get to your side, I just want to say two things, Keith. For me, experiencing that, number one, I did like the desks a lot more.

[Courtney Miller]

You did say 10 out of 10.

[Noah Grossman]

That's what that's like. I did enjoy the. Yeah, I loved it. And it was much more effective. She did do a great job rearranging it. Our desks were by the windows. Each person had a window to share. It was done.

[Courtney Miller]

But he had. Didn't. Keith lost his special spot where he had his zone.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I told you guys, I like my corners. And as much as we're a group, we are individuals that come from different places, struggle with different thought processes and everything. And for me it was just like, oh, boom. What up?

[Noah Grossman]

It was really funny to see a fight happen over a desk.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, then the fight.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. I love you, Keith. I love you. I love you.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I know you do. I trust you.

[Courtney Miller]

We've been through a lot and like, I'm going to say my honest opinion about that whole situation because, like, dude, I was a control freak when I came in. I was ready to make myself a part of everything and like, be a part of everything, whether you guys were ready for not. I wanted to be your best friends. And I didn't realize that some people don't like that right away. I totally came in too hot when that happened. Like, and maybe you said directly. No, I don't remember. I thought it was like, I don't know, like, I'm not sure that's what I remember. But it could have been that I still was wrong for taking your guys space and moving it because that was not my fucking job. Your reaction was so shocking and like, I feel terrible that it affected you for that long. Like, it affected me terribly because it affected you so much. And I was like, holy shit. I made this person feel so much anger. And I know you didn't let it go for months and like, I didn't earn your trust for a month.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, it was like a trusting for me, especially with it being like, you being a new person. It was like, damn, like, if this is happening, this is gonna go. Like, I don't know if I can like, really be cool, you know, I just. Cause we're so different.

[Courtney Miller]

We totally are. And like, you literally did not know me at all. And like, I came at it with like, oh, like, this is something exciting and new. And like, me rearranging is like a fun, like, cleanse that happens in a room. It's like my equivalent of like saging a place or whatever. But like the, like, I just. It was just a desk, dude.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No, but the desk. But it was the no that like, really made me upset.

[Courtney Miller]

The fact that it was A desk?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah. So it was like we had this conversation. It was like, it was just a desk. And that's how simple it was. If you just move a desk when I tell you, like, don't move mine, I said, you can move everybody else's. And then we get to the point where you just, like, come in, and then you ask me if I like. I'm like, yo, she's playing games. And I'm like, and I know how to play. I know how people play games. I know how I play games sometimes. Everybody plays games. So in my head, it just was like, game. We play Monopoly in this ho shit. Like, what the fuck? Like, I didn't know.

[Noah Grossman]

Like, I never experienced anything.

[Courtney Miller]

Like, I don't believe everyone's trying to play games because, like, my.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That's another. That's a personal thing, too. For me, that is a personal thing. But like, that. No, and that, like, even that we're talking about it today, like, it's still kind of like. I mean, those are the foundations of.

[Noah Grossman]

Relationships, the legitimate love.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That's.

[Courtney Miller]

It was beginning stuff, but, like, that sucks when it's like, we're still learning each other. And, like, that experience was really hard for me, too. And, like, I wronged you. I invaded your space. It was incorrect that I did that. I just couldn't believe how long and how harshly you treated me. And again, we've been through whatever. I fucking love you both.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

It was definitely.

[Courtney Miller]

I tried to apologize, and then you just didn't take it well, and I started crying, and then you felt bad and hugged me.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

There was a separation for sure. The separation is just like how for you. You say it was just a desk. It was like, for me, it was just a no. You know, just to say that. And then I feel like because of that whole, like. Like, oh, you're feeling this way. I'm feeling this way. It's just like, we had our own films. We just. It was hard for me with it being so new to understand somebody to like you.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

You don't know my.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, so I'm like, so my. Like, in my head, I thought your intentions were so, like, just against me. And I, like, this is something I have to work on. Like, with people in general. I don't let people in. I really don't. I struggle with it. Like, all my friends that know me personally, like, on a deep level, they're like, yo, Keith is not cool right now. Like, what do you need? Like, you know, like, I just have people that support me in that way. And Like, I do take friendship very, very seriously. And it was just like, damn. Like, fuck. Like, now I gotta work with somebody who's just, like, so, like, like, considerate for me, you know?

[Courtney Miller]

No, it was like. And that's. It came across to you as inconsiderate and all this shit. And it's. And it's real. Like, that's what you felt. And, like, that's how it came across. I am like, oh, this is great. Like, I'm gonna do this thing for these guys. And, like, maybe they'll like what I do. Like, I fucking do. I fucking drew fan art of you guys. I'm such a fucking dork.

[Noah Grossman]

No, you're really a sweet person.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That's not a problem.

[Noah Grossman]

Outwardly, both of you communicate similarly.

[Courtney Miller]

I weirdly, like, those first few months, like, we did not vibe well. And, like, it was really hard for me. Cause it's like, for me, the way I view friends.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Us.

[Courtney Miller]

At least back then. Oh, 100%. Like, at least back then, it was like, oh, friends. The more the merrier. I'm not gonna check you psychologically. I'm gonna let you in, and you're gonna learn everything about me, and I'm gonna trust you with my life. And, like, for that, I've made some serious mistakes.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

We are the complete opposite. Yeah, is what it was. It's hot fucking. What is it fire and ice or fire, water? All I'm saying is we are complete opposites. Because, like, like you said, I'm gonna allow people to come in and blah, blah, blah, all that. I'm like, yo. Like, I'm not like. And I'm just like. You know what I mean? And, like, honestly, I feel like out of anybody in the group, I feel like we've actually clashed the most.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, yeah.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

You know what I mean? Like, it's just been like a. It's. But it's never. Like, we can always look back. In hindsight, in the moment, it, like, hurts, you know, for, like, everybody involved. And that doesn't make anybody feel comfortable in the group.

[Courtney Miller]

But on the outside looking in.

[Noah Grossman]

What's.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah. How do you see it?

[Noah Grossman]

Like, honestly, both of you communicate very similarly, which is not how I communicate or I don't think I'm as good at it, which is. Both of you are, like, very emotional people. In no. Negative. But in the way where, like, you guys very much are in tune with how people are feeling, how, like, you feel, and, like, how those things kind of connect in communication, I don't know if I'm doing a Good job describing what I'm trying to. But both of you are like, I love you. Give people hugs. Both of you very often will, like, affirm love or kindness for each other. Other people around you. Both of you will make sure someone feels comfortable if like, you notice that they don't. And just to touch on the. The early days, like, really, it's. It's like you coming in, being new, like us being stuck there in like a room for like six months, meeting you randomly. And like you coming in with the exact same energy we had six months prior. And it's definitely like, we did not let you in as much as the.

[Courtney Miller]

Energy right out of you.

[Noah Grossman]

No, the opposite. You gave us energy. And that was like. We didn't know why you were coming in with energy. Energy because you had yet to realize what the first year was like, which was like, hey, we're not announced yet. Like, we're. We're just kind of secretly doing this and that. Like, so it kind of. We. We pretty much spent months just in the same room together. There wasn't much space. There wasn't much to do. So it makes sense.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Like a boring white office room. Like kids that have never really, really had real jobs.

[Noah Grossman]

It looks like your teacher's desk.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I think Courtney was the only one that had like a real job because he worked at a pharmacy.

[Courtney Miller]

But like a taco stand.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That wasn't like a, like a job like a grown up job, though. That's like some kid, like, let's go like, make some. Had a few little restaurant situations. But like, we were just in this white room. Like, I don't even know that they knew what they wanted to do with us or how, like, what the situation, what we actually were. Like, guys, you gotta realize we are five different types of people. So different. Like just the way, like, I mean, beyond the way we look, you know, and everything all together, like the way that we all came together, y'all. It's like something that like, people don't have and will never have.

[Courtney Miller]

And I'm like five pieces from different.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh my God.

[Courtney Miller]

Somehow fit.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

It fit. And like, that's the thing. Beyond it fitting, like, the way that it fits now, we had to find how it to fit it, how the puzzle works. Like, it was like, I look back at like, how I handled a lot of things in the beginning. Just like, with like, even this situation, I'm like, dang. I could have like, softened up a little bit or like, listen, you know, I could have, you know, like, relaxed. We could have. Did all that. But like, the way that this, like, at the end of the day, we're not at the office as much as we used to be. But like, I'm telling you, the love that I have for you, Courtney, the love that I have for Shane, like, Ian, like, it's real. It's real shit for me. Like, I had to grow to love. I feel like we all had to grow to love different people. You know what I mean? Like, it's so cool. It's so cool. People will never get this opportunity, ever.

[Courtney Miller]

And after experiencing the being in that room with you guys so much, I wouldn't want to do that with the person I love most. I would not want to be in the same room, stuck with that person all the time, no matter how much I love them. Because that's too much. You need to.

[Noah Grossman]

With that being said, I would not trade those experiences for anything.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm so glad we had them. But I wouldn't what built us. Like, I wouldn't like, oh, you have the opportunity to work 10 hours a day with your favorite sibling and you like, do you want to do it? I'm like, no, I've gotten enjoy them when I have them. Like what we have now. But like, yeah, I think we all grew so much. Not just together as a group, but independently because we were learning how to coexist with people we wouldn't normally do. Keith, you and I specifically. I feel like we have very big personalities and we're very passionate and we feel very hard. And so that's why the clash is.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

We feel that clash harder than what we should. Honestly. Harder than what we should. Like, I feel like in the moment there, we can validate it all day. Like, you know what I mean? But like, hindsight, we is like, we just.

[Courtney Miller]

We.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

We some cry babies.

[Courtney Miller]

We some cry babies.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That's bb. That's BB right there. That's my bb.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Y to yo. What? Speaking of, like, let's like change subjects.

[Noah Grossman]

Like, let's get over there.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Cuz that was like a therapy session. I kind of, like, sweated a little bit, cuz I still had a little resentment court. Like, I still had a little bit I had to get off my chest. No, that's the world in front of the world.

[Courtney Miller]

It's.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, but to like change directions a little bit. I kind of want to talk about the food that we had last night.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, my God.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

Dude.

[Courtney Miller]

Keith was thriving last night at our dinner.

[Noah Grossman]

Wow.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

So we had some baked potatoes that were as big as like a Football.

[Noah Grossman]

I swear, this is not a joke. Football was the smallest one. All the other ones were, like, the largest cod you've ever seen.

[Courtney Miller]

Cod.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

We had Mac and cheese. Love that. We had some, like, chicken. We had some, like, shrimp. Shredded pork.

[Noah Grossman]

Was it shredded pork or pulled pork is what it's called?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Pulled pork.

[Noah Grossman]

He called it shredded steak. And I was like, it's pulled pork. And he's like, same thing. And then a minute later he goes, oh, they're not the same thing. I was like, that wasn't a joke.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I said, you know what, bro? I said, I'm gonna be honest. I said, I took that ill. Like, I messed up. I definitely messed up. But we had that. We had, like, some salad and everything. And like, mind you, a couple years ago, or just like all of our summer games or winter games, the food selection sucks, y'all. It is so bad. One year we had, like, mushrooms and.

[Courtney Miller]

The year of the mushroom.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Every dish had mushroom tripping so hard.

[Courtney Miller]

There was the year of the mushroom. There was the year of the rationing. There's the year of, like, the camp food wasn't terrible kind of camp food, summer games, Summer camp was like, under that metal catering trip.

[Noah Grossman]

It was the first time that we got. Cause the second time, the year, the rationing was the same people, I believe, who catered us for that summer year.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Is that when the caterers kept giving me more food?

[Noah Grossman]

Yes, 100%. And the first year, they did a great job.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, they were great. I did like them. They gave me a lot of the.

[Courtney Miller]

Year of the mushrooms. That was winter games. Right.

[Noah Grossman]

And that's when it's because Anthony was vegan. So they misinterpreted.

[Courtney Miller]

We had vegan.

[Noah Grossman]

Yes.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, yo.

[Noah Grossman]

And the only thing that they could get in Big Bear that was vegan was mushrooms and, like, a weird fake.

[Courtney Miller]

Sausage that kind of just tasted like angry carrot.

[Noah Grossman]

Yes. So I'm pretty sure as the days went on, they were trying to, like, find a non vegan option to add to the meals. Cause I remember one of the later times that was good was mushroom spaghetti. At least we had the pasta added with the mushrooms that it was something. It was really something.

[Courtney Miller]

Then the year of the rationing, you, Keith, they treated you well. It was kind of interesting.

[Noah Grossman]

Double up on the cornbread.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

It's one thing about black people. We do like to see other black people where they're like, not that, you know, where they're not around, we see them thrive. Yeah, we want to see. So she wants to see me full is what she wants to do thrive, thriving with love. And some, like, a full stomach. And I don't know who called it out first, but when they called it out, there was like, keith, she's definitely giving you more food, and it's because you're black. I think. I think it might have been Olivia. I don't know. But then I went back for, like, extras. I don't even know if I'm telling the truth. Sometimes I lie a little bit. No, pretty sure.

[Noah Grossman]

Pretty close so far.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I'm pretty sure I went back for, like, some seconds, and I, like, got a plate, and I think somebody else tried to or they were turning them.

[Noah Grossman]

Away on the chili night. Specifically chili night. Specifically. Keith not only got double cornbread, but I think they filled up your bowl another half.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I know you like cornbread.

[Noah Grossman]

I think everyone.

[Courtney Miller]

I think you understand. When they chili night, they filled my. It was like those little Dixie paper plates, and I got, like, a finger depth of chili. Like, barely. Like, not, like, none.

[Noah Grossman]

It also wasn't. I don't think it was meat chili. I'm pretty sure that was pure vegetable chili, too.

[Courtney Miller]

And so obviously I inhaled all that and went back and she's like, second you. And I was like, I am not trying to watch my weight here. Also, we're dying out there. It was wild west, right?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That was cool.

[Courtney Miller]

I got, like, a baby portion of chili.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I will say that she was looking out.

[Noah Grossman]

They cooked amazing. Their food was delicious. Which one? Both times that we had them as.

[Courtney Miller]

Caterers, that food was good.

[Noah Grossman]

They were really good. They also always brought their own cran apple juice. No, cran grape juice, too.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, I love cran grape juice.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Was it the Ocean Spray? Yeah, it was the ocean Spray.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. But we didn't buy those. They brought them.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, yeah, you love ocean spray.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, that's my.

[Courtney Miller]

You do love Ocean Spray. That was back when we were at Defy. You'd walk to that store.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, yeah. Every time. I'd go to the closest gas station in Beverly Hills. It's easier to walk than drive.

[Courtney Miller]

So apparently Ian and the other podcast.

[Noah Grossman]

Calling this up, he brought it up on the first day of the show.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay. Yeah, I think we brought it up on the vlog. On the drive up.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, on the drive up, they brought it up.

[Courtney Miller]

So is it. I mean, was it a thing or, like, would you say. Was Ian racist for talking about that?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Well, I don't think Ian was racist. I think. How do I say this? I feel that the caterers were about power to the people.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. I wouldn't use the word racist. I feel like that's a strong word. Prejudice on both sides.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, well, that's the thing. I think that. Yep, y'all done put me in a hot seat now. I'm sweating and everything.

[Noah Grossman]

Now, look, I can be your lawyer. Got the corn, man. I'm the Jew at the table.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I did get a little extra food. It was a little racist, y'all. This is a little racist.

[Courtney Miller]

The cook was a little.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That was a little messed up. It was a little messed up.

[Courtney Miller]

I was just surprised. She looked at me like, I'm the type that would be, like, borderline anorexic watching my weight. That's how I took it when she was like, ah, you second. So I was like, feed me, please.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I need to eat.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, dude. That was fun. Yeah, the food's good this time around.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yep. I wonder what we're gonna have tonight.

[Noah Grossman]

Courtney. Just talking about last night's food. I thought I'd join in. When you came to our room. You came to our room and you knocked on the door, and a bunch of people were with you. And I opened the door, and I got so nervous. Cause in order to open the door, I got up off the toilet and, like, sucked up what was coming out and then put my pants on. And then, like, all of a sudden, it was, like, four people there. And then, like, you and Olivia came in to hang out, and I was like, oh, yeah, this is a great time to hang out, everyone. And then you would. Not that you needed to leave, but, like, it must have been three or four minutes. And I obviously was, like, looking like they needed to go, but I needed to go more. So then I went into the restroom, and then, like, 30 seconds later, they left. So I almost left.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Are you asking Courtney to, like, call?

[Courtney Miller]

Olivia knocked.

[Noah Grossman]

Olivia knocked. All I'm saying is let me know.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't even know that was your room. Olivia and I were walking by. I accidentally passed my room, and, like. And then we knocked, and I was.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Like, oh, what's up, guys?

[Courtney Miller]

You're here. You're not taking a shit or anything right here.

[Noah Grossman]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

This way. What room are you in?

[Courtney Miller]

211.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

211. Oh, so you're like, two.

[Noah Grossman]

I almost accidentally opened your room last night.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Really?

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. I went to 212 thinking it was mine. 209. I don't know why.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

How did you do that?

[Noah Grossman]

Cause I just was walking, and I was like, oh, this feels like the right One. I tried to open it so hard.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

You weren't wearing your glasses.

[Noah Grossman]

I was, but I went for the handle like a murderer does in a movie, where on the other side, you see it shake just a little, and you're like, oh, my God. Get the gun. What is happening over there? So I know I scared whoever was in there.

[Courtney Miller]

I don't know if they were close. I think that's Olivia and Mari.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. Yeah. They might have thought someone was trying to kill them last night.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Makes me look at you weird because we are staying at some, like, motel or whatever. But, like, you're my, like, person. Like, I'm staying in a room with you.

[Courtney Miller]

He's your emotional support friend.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No, I just feel like you. Like, you just. You said that you got on the door and you felt like you were gonna kill or something like that. Am I making.

[Noah Grossman]

No, no. I just felt afterwards like I. Like I did.

[Courtney Miller]

They must have thought when I heard the door.

[Noah Grossman]

No, I didn't try to open the door like I was gonna kill them.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay, let's be clear.

[Noah Grossman]

It just happened.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That's all I'm saying. Let's be clear, because I don't do.

[Noah Grossman]

Anything with the intent of murder.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay.

[Noah Grossman]

If you ever feel that way. Not my intention.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Noah Grossman]

Just clearing it up.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Thank you.

[Noah Grossman]

Especially for the police.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay, see, that's what I'm talking about. He does stuff like this all the time where I don't know if he's playing or whatever, because I get my own personal feelings. The way I feel right now, I feel like it's valid and it's true. You might be a serial killer. I watch Forensic Files. Let's be real. The way up here, me and Olivia, I drove up with Olivia and we watched. We listened to murder mystery podcast. And I never did that. And it might be my new thing.

[Courtney Miller]

Dude, that's awesome. No, yeah, that's great. That's great to listen to.

[Noah Grossman]

Have you heard about the murder of Sandra Clarkson?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I heard of the murder of Sandra Blake.

[Noah Grossman]

Sandra Clarkson. She went missing on December 31, 1998. And she was. She lived alone in an apartment which was on the 4th Street. And they found her apartment. The window was open, and her two dogs were scared.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, that's right.

[Noah Grossman]

And they. And you want to finish the story?

[Courtney Miller]

No.

[Noah Grossman]

Okay, well, she went missing, and the police were like, oh, she must have jumped out the window. But then when they went down to the floor level, there was no. A piece of concrete was missing.

[Courtney Miller]

What?

[Noah Grossman]

It was like someone had the piece of the sidewalk off the floor where she would have landed.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That means that it dropped.

[Noah Grossman]

Well, they don't know. They don't know if she jumped out and someone. I'm making all this up. I'm sorry.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

See, that's what I'm talking about. Exactly my point.

[Noah Grossman]

All of that was so much. There were too many ums.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

If I wake up dead, Noah's the reason. Noah's the reason that I am deceased. That's all I'm saying. Cause, like, come on. Like, you switched us. We believed you. We're over here. You know, you were really helpful.

[Noah Grossman]

I thought you were gonna finish it. I was like, yeah, do it.

[Courtney Miller]

No, no. You heard it here first. Guys. No, it might kill Keith. I thought we were telling the story about the girl who, like, her dogs, like, killed her.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, my God.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That's terrible.

[Courtney Miller]

And I don't want to talk about that.

[Noah Grossman]

Dogs are so sorry that I made a joke about death. That's actually not cool.

[Courtney Miller]

I don't know. I'm not sure. Luckily, like, we're fine. We're not gonna be eating by dogs at summer games. Unless it's one of the Punchmens.

[Noah Grossman]

One was a boxer and one was a black belt terrier. Black belt. Sorry. That's not funny, Terry. Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh. Oh, I get it. Boxer and karate.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

That they would have beaten their owner.

[Noah Grossman]

That's not funny.

[Courtney Miller]

No, it's about someone dying.

[Noah Grossman]

No, it's not funny.

[Courtney Miller]

You're such a funny murderer.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

You're into that because you serial kill.

[Noah Grossman]

That's not cool for you to say that on audio because you might die at, like, 66 by diabetes or whatever happens to you. And they're gonna look for me. They're gonna come after me. You know, that's not why I gave you diabetes. I gave it to you because you don't drink water.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

But hold on. Let's be clear. It does run in my family. It runs in my family. My daddy got it. My grandpa almost got it, but then he was like, I'm a change. My dad got high blood pressure. It's true. That was like. I can't even be mad at that stereotype because my family lives it. I think my sister Kierra, she might have it. I don't know if I should say that. She might have it.

[Noah Grossman]

Dang.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

I don't know.

[Noah Grossman]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah. Her high blood pressure. I don't think it's diabetes. I think hers is high blood pressure. Like, she'll go to the hospital. They're like, your blood pressure's high. She's like, for real.

[Courtney Miller]

Luckily, that's why you hurt. You luckily don't eat sweets that much.

[Noah Grossman]

I don't eat sweets.

[Courtney Miller]

That's slowing whatever might happen.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Hold on. He just said I'd be changing a little. A little?

[Noah Grossman]

You be changing a little, bro.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I have changed a lot. Remember when we first used to work together? I only used to eat, like, drink soda.

[Noah Grossman]

Like, you did not touch water for.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

A year and a half, bro. My whole life, my mom used to say, keith, drink water. I'm like, like, I will not drink anything. I will drink soda. If there's water anywhere, I won't drink it. I will just, like, be dehydrated, like, off of, like, soda. Like, it's weird. It's weird.

[Courtney Miller]

Damn.

[Noah Grossman]

You're better now, though.

[Courtney Miller]

When you guys first together, like, how did you guys click? Just you two, like, did you guys hit it off right away?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Can I say this?

[Courtney Miller]

How were you two?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I can go for it. Okay. So, like, there was another person that was in the group.

[Courtney Miller]

Let's not say her name, though.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, we're not. Not at all. So there was another person that was in the group before Courtney got there. Like, they were trying to see who works. There was like, a process. It was like, yo, so we can, like, get rid of y'all if we. If it just doesn't work. Like, you know what I mean? It was like one of those type of things because we're trying to see what works.

[Noah Grossman]

There was a six month period.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

We. We laugh. I don't. Yeah. I don't know how many times, like, I almost got fired and felt it, like, just straight up, like, for real. But anyways, like, they had another girl there. And I think Olivia and I were texting and we were like, sending messages back and forth in my corner. Sorry, in my corner. And we were sending messages back. And I forget what we. I forgot what we were talking about exactly. But it happened to do with, like, the. The other girl. She just wasn't, like, somebody that we could click with at all. At all. And I think Noah heard us, like, texting back and forth and the messages going like, ding, ding, ding.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my God.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

And then he texted us both. He said, guys, do not leave me out of this.

[Noah Grossman]

I hit it because I knew what was going on. And, like, obviously we all didn't know each other. We all are very obvious archetypes of people. Like, like, if I'm meeting Olivia for the first time, it's like, oh, obviously, this is what it is. Like, I think that I'm gonna get bullied by her, but she also thinks the opposite. You know, when I meet Keith for the first time, the exact same thing.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

You thought I was gonna bully you too?

[Noah Grossman]

Well, not like, bully bully, but on the level of, like, just a black.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Person coming out of high school. I got you. A black person clowning and roasting somebody is the worst thing. Like, if you ever get roasted by a black person, don't say nothing back. Like, don't. Because it hurts. It hurts. It hurts. So I get. But I still. Not me. I can't roast that good.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm gonna ask this real, real quick right now, because I totally was, like, convinced that this was happening. Did you guys ever text each other about me when I was in the room?

[Noah Grossman]

I don't think while you were in the room at all.

[Courtney Miller]

Cause I for sure was like.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Well.

[Courtney Miller]

Cause, like, I obviously, like, was. Didn't. Like, I wasn't vibing at first. And, like, I totally was like, that's happening right now at one point.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No. And I feel like, for the most part, like, anything that was said, like, anything that you felt like, it was just put out there. You know what I mean? Like, it was nothing. Like, yo, we got. No, none of that. You know? And if anything, for me, like, I had problems, but you knew how I felt. You know what I mean? So there was none of that extra shit.

[Noah Grossman]

Also, at that time, we were, like, working, like, doing stuff along with doing stuff together. But, like, before, like, what we're talking about is the first four weeks, like, we did not have a job for four weeks. Our only task was to watch all the Smosh videos. So while I was watching all the videos, I would hear them texting back and forth. And I knew immediately because, to be honest, like, I'm someone who's like, okay, please, I'm just gonna say hi to everyone. So I said hi to her, the fourth member who isn't here anymore. She was very intricate, very eccentric, very individualistic, very. Just would not mesh in any way, shape, or form. But, you know, I'm trying to be nice. Like, oh, what's that superfood on your desk? Or whatever? Like, just very strange stuff. And it's like, oh, cousin trees. Yeah. Just trying. But I knew by seeing both Keith and Olivia look at me and then continue to text, I was like, oh, this is what it is. Like, there's definitely gonna be a world where it's like, oh, I'm with her, aren't I? So I definitely had to text her, because you're with her. I definitely had to text. We did some high school, you know, high school, ish. Which I never did in high school. I'm not a drama person or anything. But then I texted him and I was like, hey, just so you know, you guys should make a group chat with me in it, by the way.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

From there.

[Noah Grossman]

Like that, then it was, like, understood. But it was unfortunate. She was very, very nice, obviously very sweet. This is real, like, sweet. We've checked up on her a couple times.

[Courtney Miller]

Her YouTube channel is, like, growing very sweet.

[Noah Grossman]

So dedicated, like, legitimately. I've never met someone who works as hard at something in my life because I could never do what she does. But in the exact same way, I can work in a team, if that makes sense. There was no world where there would be any teamwork or any. Any. Not that she can't be collaborative. It just wouldn't have meshed in a way that made it easy or functional. And it's unfortunate, but it was. The decision was made. Which wasn't our decision, though. Our opinion was asked, but it was already decided before.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, but, like, that's another thing, like, going back to just, like, how you came in and everything. Like, the. As much as we had the disagreements in the beginning, the bullshit disagreements, like, you are a perfect fit.

[Noah Grossman]

Straight. And I think we all understand perfect fit.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Like, we couldn't hate on, like, what you do. Like, your comedic timing, like, any of that. You know what I mean? Like, it probably would have made my process of, like, disliking our, like, thing. Like, our whole dislike thing. It would have made it easier if you didn't have the gifts and talents that you had, you know, like, it was like you were a perfect fit. Like, dead ass. Like, you were good. Kudos to you. Because I see it. I see you working. I do. And I see that you love this. I see that you really, really love this and enjoy it.

[Courtney Miller]

Thank you.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

On a level that is just like, boom.

[Courtney Miller]

I mean, the vast majority of why I enjoy this is because I get to just, like, play with you guys.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That's low. Weird.

[Noah Grossman]

Well, if you've seen the videos coming out from this Summer games, I think you've been played with.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

The most this season of Smosh Summer Games is a little too intimate for me.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, my God. Our next sponsor next year, we're getting sponsored by a company and its initials are P and H. P and H. What's that?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

What the heck is that?

[Noah Grossman]

It's whether something's acidic or basic.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, that's. That's a lie.

[Noah Grossman]

And our content next year on the ph scale is gonna be 18 plus.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I still feel like, wow, dude.

[Noah Grossman]

Still very basic.

[Courtney Miller]

Thanks.

[Noah Grossman]

I think it's off the scale, but probably. And I'm gonna put you in an acid, which is below 7.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

What?

[Noah Grossman]

That's how I'll get rid of you. No, probably in between 2 and 3.

[Courtney Miller]

Go off Queen, dude. Yeah, No, I got a toe. No. Until the punishment. Celebrity shoot, celebrity zombie shootout, whatever. Nobody sucked my toe in my life but me.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Until that video that, like, I would be honest. Like, toe sucking is, like. This is the thing.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, you've said this to me before.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Toe sucking is, like, cool. Like, is it. It's cool.

[Noah Grossman]

He was the first person that ever said that to me.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Listen, I don't want to go into details. Let's not go into details. But toe sucking is cool. Boom. We're done with that. One thing about it is, though, like, I. I don't know, depends who sucking toes and stuff and, like, whose toes are getting sucked. I did not like what I saw. I didn't like what I saw, and I'm still feeling nauseous of what I saw. When Joven. We can say. We can say when Joven. When.

[Courtney Miller]

Sucked my freaking toes.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No, he put the whole. His whole foot in his mouth. Yeah, like, that's gross.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my God. I felt his teeth and.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, my goodness. That's weird. I've never felt teeth on my feet.

[Courtney Miller]

My whole body. Just.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That's not. When you eat, you chew with teeth. Don't. You're not supposed to put those on toes or. That's.

[Noah Grossman]

So you just had, like, a Hollywood rumor experience. Just so you. You know, if Joven was Quentin Tarantino, you could be in a magazine that a lot of people have experience.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay, explain that. What do you mean?

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, if nobody knows the rumors. Quentin Tarantino is well known, and I'm gonna do a very. He's well known for three things. 1.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Stop, stop, stop, stop. You might want to work with Quentin Tarantino. Are you gonna put out his business? His rumored business?

[Noah Grossman]

I'm gonna put out four things. One, I really would love to work with Quentin Tarantino. None of this information changes how I feel about him. I love the movies. I really, really. Yeah, I think he's awesome. The end. Write me in your movies. The next three things are. He really, really loves feet.

[Courtney Miller]

I've heard about that.

[Noah Grossman]

He loves to talk to young actresses or people in the industry and get them to come to hotel rooms with him. And then he loves to only Suck their feet. That's all he wants from them. There's nothing. Well, he does other things for himself, but he doesn't touch them other than sucking their feet. He just wants to suck their feet. He then, at the edge of the. The bed, touches himself.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah. Quit that.

[Noah Grossman]

Those are the Hollywood rumors of Quentin Tarantino, who I would love to work with.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Well, allegedly. Alleged. Okay. Speaking of that. Allegedly.

[Noah Grossman]

Allegedly. Allegedly. I would love to work with him.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Let's be clear. No, no, no. You want to work with him. Allegedly. Those are the things that he's done.

[Noah Grossman]

Allegedly.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

But, like, that's none of our business. Like, he's a grown man and, like, stay out of grown man's business. I love you, Quentin.

[Noah Grossman]

I would love to.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Django on Ch. Chain is one of my favorite movies in the last 10 years.

[Courtney Miller]

That movie is very good.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

It's really good. It's really good. It's not one of my favorites in the last 10 years, but I was just shouting out the one that, like, works for me.

[Courtney Miller]

That one's a. Like, that's actually one of, like, top 10 favorite movies.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Really?

[Courtney Miller]

I listened to that.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Her album's named Django.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, but with a DJ, not a DJ. It was originally DJ, but I was like, DJ. Also, like, Django fit from Star Wars. Yeah. I have the soundtrack on my. Like, I bought the album.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Who's on the soundtrack? Soundtrack?

[Courtney Miller]

John Legend has a song. There's a. There's, like, a remix of a Tupac song that was never released. I think it's really good.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Really?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. Yeah, you got. It's so good.

[Noah Grossman]

Do it for me right now.

[Courtney Miller]

Copyrighted.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah. Is Jamie Foxx on there? Is he.

[Courtney Miller]

Like, they have sound bites and, like. And stuff.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Why didn't Jamie jump on the soundtrack?

[Courtney Miller]

Let's listen to it after this.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I'm so down.

[Courtney Miller]

Let's listen to after this. Okay. If you got the punishment to suck a toe, whose toe would you guys have sucked?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay, so, like, first of all, it would be, like, when I look at all the guys in the group, I'm not into it, so maybe you. I think you have nice feet, but, like, it would definitely be. Yeah, you have nice feet, but. And I know that you wash yours because you told me to wash mine.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

But it would definitely be either Olivia's or yours. And I heard Mari had nasty feet, so I still should have done it. That's what I'm, like, wondering.

[Noah Grossman]

Like, it's just Joven.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Joven being mean. Okay. Joven's just being a little mean. Meanie. But probably yours. Cause I know, like, you take care of your feet and you correct me about, like, washing my feet. I've never been like, like my. I'm be honest, my pride was a little hurt when you said it stunk.

[Noah Grossman]

I'm sorry. I've only like two or three times in my life have my feet stunk. But I've had people in my room whose feet stink really bad. And it's just like. I just gotta tell you, it's just what it is. Like, if we can solve it, we can. But if we don't solve it and.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I don't bring anything up. Okay, but what if it was unsolvable?

[Noah Grossman]

I would have wanted you to leave or I would have left. Like, that's why I'm trying to get to the solution.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I kind of want a room by myself.

[Courtney Miller]

No. How much money would you have to be paid to suck Keith stinky cheese toe?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Ah, come on, Come on.

[Noah Grossman]

Like, how much money could I be paid?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay, and like, I'm gonna pull off. I'm gonna pull off just so you can see how long my toenails are.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, my God.

[Courtney Miller]

Dude, can you hear the cheese?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Stop. Look, they're not bad though.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, but I will. Yeah, you look like you got dancers feet.

[Courtney Miller]

I will say Olivia has probably. Probably scientifically, my answer for sucking toe would be I'd choose Olivia's because she has the smallest big toe. I'm sure.

[Noah Grossman]

My honest answer, though, I would have turned that one down. I don't like bare feet, and I used to have like a problem with them and I'm totally fine now. I would have turned that down.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, I used to have a problem with people putting their feet or their shoes near my face or head. I will say I keep my feet extremely clean. But even out there, the dust gets through your shoes. My toe was like, not clean for Joe Bench.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, he did not care.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

And can I say that was actually. That's taught me. Like, does somebody in your family hate feet too?

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. No, it was taught to me. I'm the youngest brother. It was taught to me and that's why I was able to get out of it. Because if it was actually like a real issue, it would be a lot difficult to get over. But it's definitely learned. Courtney, I'm gonna say you burped in my face.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, that was nasty too.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm so sorry.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

What did it smell like?

[Courtney Miller]

I chugged some diet Coke. I don't even like Diet Coke.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah, why did you get a regular Coke?

[Courtney Miller]

They didn't have it. They only have diet.

[Noah Grossman]

What are they going? What's wrong?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay, see, that's my first problem. Problem. Like, this has been a great, like summer games. Can we get some regular coke in this hoe, please?

[Courtney Miller]

We're not going to snort coke before the game. Oh no, we'll do that after Coca Cola. I know. I love a classic Coca Cola. It's kind of a bummer, but it's all right. Yeah, Gatorade on tap.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Did her. Did her burp smell like baloney? Cuz that's like what I like hate. You know when you burp and you like, damn, I ain't even had baloney today. I didn't even eat helm.

[Noah Grossman]

Why do you smell like bologna?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Just like a burp. It's like your inside stomach. No, no, it was.

[Noah Grossman]

It was a pretty clean burp. I had to put on this too small gas mask. It was like for a baby. Yeah, they probably imported it from Israel or some shit. Got some tight little baby gas masks. Yeah, Israel makes a lot of gas masks that they. I don't know. For real though. I just felt like plugging my people, I guess. Anyway, you burped into the end of it and it was so tight that it just went into my mouth. Like it didn't go anywhere else because the, the respirators in front of your mouth and it's so small. Let me do that again for everyone in the video. So you saw what I did. The respirator is so small in front of my mouth and so I have to suck through this tiny hole. And it's so tight that there's no other air space. So it's just on my lips. So I wasn't necessarily ready. I was like, okay, I'm gonna breathe in. And that's when you burped. So it literally just felt as if I had burped. When you burp soda, you know, like the aftertaste, it's like a little metal, it's like a little sugary. It's like everything about it. It literally felt like I had burp. I'm reading. When you burp up a cup, it's got like a high.

[Courtney Miller]

No, you're drinking that can.

[Noah Grossman]

It burns a little.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

You drinking the can?

[Noah Grossman]

I usually put my coke in the microwave before I drink it.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh my God.

[Noah Grossman]

No, no, I don't see.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That is some serial killer shit. If I might like add it sounds like you.

[Noah Grossman]

Warm soda, bro.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

No, like just putting the can. The.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, aluminum.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yes. Into the microwave. I sleep closer to the microwave, mind you.

[Noah Grossman]

You sleep close to the microwave?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yes.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, in the hotel room.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, I see. So we need to change beds.

[Noah Grossman]

I've got a quick question. Quick question. I know we're running out of time. This is a small debate between my girlfriend and I. Microwaves, do you stand in front of them while they're working?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, that's so. That's such an old like, right? It doesn't matter. It's like they talk about the waves. I mean like, but where? It's waves everywhere. Look at my phone. Like, guys, there's WI fi. Like we're getting all types of cancer.

[Courtney Miller]

We're burning. We're all burning away.

[Noah Grossman]

Well, with that being said, most microwaves are designed with a, with a shield. Because microwaves are really big. Big. When you look in, it's not just a clear thing. Normally it's the black with the little holes.

[Courtney Miller]

I think they'd get better about containing.

[Noah Grossman]

It to keep the microwaves out maybe. So it's radiation bringing us back to our work really quick. We worked above an MRI machine for two and a half years. There's no way. There's no world where you design the hospital. You're like, this is going to be the MRI room. And you're like, okay, which walls are we going to let up the roof too? Like no one is going to put lead in the roof or whatever they need to block. You know what I mean? They're on the first story of a building we would be in that testicles need to get checked out. You'd hear like a week, 12 to 15 cycles a day minimum.

[Courtney Miller]

I could get pregnant if I tried. Probably. I don't know.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

We should go get checked out. We should get checked out.

[Noah Grossman]

Like after this summer gets smosh, we should all get an STD check for.

[Courtney Miller]

A video and an MRI check. Yeah. And what, what else were we gonna do after this? We said we were gonna do something else.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, we're gonna listen to the Django Unchained soundtrack.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, we'll listen to it while getting our MRI and STD check. Clean our bodies and clean our brains with some lovely music and hug on each other.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, suck on each other's toes.

[Courtney Miller]

I wouldn't suck your guys toes, but I love you both so much. Like it hurts.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

That's the only way I know you love me. Thank you. But like you gotta suck on my toes now.

[Noah Grossman]

I would suck on both of your toes for a large portion of money, not for 25 fictitious points. So with that, I love you both and I will not suck your feet.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, I love you both, too.

[Courtney Miller]

I accept that. Would you suck my feet?

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Okay, so can we just put the desk in the grave now where it belongs?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, let's burn that desk.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Let's burn the desk.

[Noah Grossman]

I don't know. We're in the apocalypse. There might be a zombie.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Oh, my God.

[Noah Grossman]

Sorry. I didn't let it die.

[Courtney Miller]

No, it's all right.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I love you, Kourt.

[Courtney Miller]

I love you guys. Thank you for listening and thank you for watching this fourth week of the Smosh Summer Games. Smosh Cast apocalypse style in this weird ass cabin. Ass place. If you want to look at what this place looks like, you can see the video version. The full video version comes out on Fridays. Or if you just want to listen to us. We've gagged, we've burped. That's a weird ass painting behind me. You'll have to watch the video version to see what we're looking at. But if you want to hear us without any censors on our swear words, because I swear to quite a bit this episode, the full audio episode.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

I do a lot, too. I apologize for that.

[Courtney Miller]

Well, if you want to hear all of that, some of you like that shit. You can hear that on Wednesdays is when the full audio episode comes out. And don't forget to subscribe. Hit that bell. We love you guys so much. Hope you're enjoying the Summer Games. Team Mushroom Clout. We're all mushroom clout. You want to get these pink shirts just like all of us. Use a steak knife to stress them like we did. They look real cool. Yeah. Smosh store if you want them.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

I want you to say real quick.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Courtney, I just want to say I love your podcast voice. It's so soft and it's like. Yeah. So like this what we're going to do, like, good voice.

[Noah Grossman]

I love you both. Mushroom clout.

[Keith Leak Jr.]

Goodbye. By.