S1: #40 - Let The Aliens Vibe

Summary

Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth Season 1, Episode 40 - "Let The Aliens Vibe"

Release Date: November 20, 2019
Host/Authors: Smosh (Shayne Topp, Amanda Lehan-Canto, and rotating Smosh friends)
Description: Join Shayne Topp (short), Amanda Lehan-Canto (tall), and a rotating Smosh friend as they discuss what’s on their minds, what they’ve found on the internet, and other dumb ideas they’re cooking up.

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1. Introduction to Personal Anecdotes

The episode begins with the hosts sharing personal stories from their childhood, setting a relatable and humorous tone for the discussions ahead.

Courtney Miller recounts her unique experience of being left at school, leading to an unusual friendship with the school custodian:

"My first really good friend that I had in middle school was actually the custodian... I would hang out with him and trade Pokémon cards."
[09:27]

Shayne Topp adds to the narrative by sharing how his mother almost named him Andrew, highlighting the quirky dynamics of their relationships:

"She was gonna name me Andrew, but then she heard an argument about bagels and thought, no, it sounded better."
[09:34]

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2. Climate Change and Weather Extremes

The conversation transitions to a serious topic as Shayne Topp discusses the increasing extremity of weather events due to climate change.

"Every event that we have is being created. It is happening more extreme. So if it was ever hot, it's hotter. If it's ever cold, it's colder. If it's ever dry, it's drier."
[00:48]

The hosts delve into the scientific aspects, exploring how Earth's unique climate system exacerbates these extremes compared to other planets like Saturn and Jupiter. Shayne emphasizes the interconnectedness of Earth's hemispheres and the resulting weather patterns:

"Earth is special. Cause we got one super orb of climate where all hemispheres interact."
[22:54]

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3. Speculations on Alien Behavior and Interests

A significant portion of the episode revolves around imaginative and humorous speculations about how aliens might perceive and interact with Earth.

Shayne Topp poses a thought-provoking question:

"Weirdest thing that aliens would take as a drug from Earth? Molly."
[01:05]

Courtney Miller humorously agrees, suggesting that aliens might be fans of Earthly music mixes:

"Aliens are just all in on Molly. Aliens are listening to Calvin Harris on Molly."
[26:15]

The hosts envision scenarios where aliens attend human events like Coachella, blending their extraterrestrial culture with human festivities:

"What if some alien showed up to Coachella and everyone was just like, whatever. They're vibing too."
[26:42]

Noah Grossman jokingly speculates about alien motivations:

"How come the aliens aren't helping? Why don't they just come over and be like, what the, dude, they stopped."
[24:10]

These playful discussions are peppered with humorous exchanges, reflecting the group's camaraderie and wit.

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4. Experiences with Fear and Haunted Houses

The topic shifts to personal fears and experiences with haunted houses, showcasing the hosts' vulnerability and storytelling prowess.

Olivia Sui shares her intense haunted house experience:

"I was like, okay, maybe this was a mistake... I was just there. I'm like, what are you doing?"
[44:07]

Shayne Topp pitches his own haunted house concept, blending psychological horror with mundane reality:

"It's the scariest haunted house possible. You can only go in as a small group... you just end up watching a family fall apart in front of you."
[43:32]

Courtney Miller adds a chilling story about a haunted apartment owned by one of her friends, linking it to the house's original builder's tragic history:

"The origin of why the house was so haunted was because this guy, he was one of the wealthiest builders... his wife killed herself."
[48:20]

These narratives highlight the group's ability to intertwine personal anecdotes with broader, more fantastical elements.

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5. Ghosts and Supernatural Entities Debate

The hosts engage in a lively debate about the existence and nature of ghosts, blending skepticism with open-mindedness.

Shayne Topp expresses his reservations:

"Ghosts give me too many questions for me to believe it as like a legitimate natural phenomenon."
[49:07]

Courtney Miller shares a friend's experiences with a seemingly benevolent ghost, adding a personal touch:

"There are friendly ghosts. Like, my friend lived in an apartment with a friendly ghost."
[50:45]

Olivia Sui discusses media portrayals and real-life testimonies, questioning the authenticity of certain ghost stories:

"You have a bunch of losers... it's hard to get an acting job because you could have, like, can you imagine all my waiters?"
[51:56]

The debate underscores the hosts' diverse perspectives, fostering an engaging and thought-provoking dialogue.

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6. Humorous and Bizarre Stories

Interspersed with serious topics, the hosts share a series of humorous and bizarre stories that add levity and showcase their unfiltered personalities.

Shayne Topp recounts an odd experience involving a dead moth in a joint:

"He rolled a dead moth that he found into this guy's joint and then he smoked."
[41:07]

Noah Grossman shares his discomfort with spiders, culminating in a humorous exchange:

"There's a spider on my ceiling. He's been there for two days... He's just getting closer to my bed each day."
[36:50]

Olivia Sui describes a terrifying yet oddly amusing haunted house experience, blending horror with comedy:

"I was just there... like, why did I sign up for this?"
[44:07]

These stories enhance the episode's entertainment value, balancing the heavier topics discussed earlier.

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7. Conclusion and Merchandise Promotion

As the episode winds down, the hosts transition seamlessly into promoting their merchandise, maintaining their signature humor.

Noah Grossman encourages listeners to engage with their merch:

"If you want to submerge yourself in our pizza place merch, we have various different kinds... we also have mugs."
[60:22]

Olivia Sui and Shayne Topp add playful commentary about their products, ensuring the promotion feels organic and in line with the episode's tone:

"You have one that's upside down. And I love it."
[60:43]

The episode concludes with their trademark banter, leaving listeners amused and connected.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Shayne Topp:
  "Weirdest thing that aliens would take as a drug from Earth? Molly."
  [01:05]

• Shayne Topp:
  "Every event that we have is being created. It is happening more extreme..."
  [00:48]

• Olivia Sui:
  "Dogs can sense like a heart attack."
  [00:30]

• Courtney Miller:
  "My first really good friend that I had in middle school was actually the custodian."
  [09:27]

• Shayne Topp:
  "Ghosts give me too many questions for me to believe it as like a legitimate natural phenomenon."
  [49:07]

• Noah Grossman:
  "There's a spider on my ceiling. He's been there for two days..."
  [36:50]

• Shayne Topp:
  "We were at a Mexican restaurant, and there were these drunk girls that walked by our table..."
  [05:05]

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Final Thoughts

"Let The Aliens Vibe" exemplifies Smosh's ability to blend humor with meaningful discussions. Through personal anecdotes, speculative dialogues, and light-hearted banter, the hosts create an engaging and entertaining podcast experience. Whether debating the realities of climate change, pondering alien interactions, or sharing bizarre stories, Smosh Mouth delivers content that is both amusing and thought-provoking.

Transcript

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[Olivia Sui]

Ramble dogs can sense like a heart attack.

[Noah Grossman]

I mean, Django did that. The lady that is taking care of Django, she has, like, a heart condition. And like twice in a row he would, like, stare at her, like, really intensely or be by her, like, just looking at her. And then 30 seconds later, she'd collapse.

[Shane Topp]

Every event that we have is being created. It is happening more extreme. So if it was ever hot, it's hotter. If it's ever cold, it's colder. If it's ever dry, it's drier. And these things are happening more often in larger swings.

[Olivia Sui]

I have to admit, you make a lot more sense now. Now that I know that your childhood was a Diablo Cody movie, what's the.

[Shane Topp]

Weirdest thing that aliens would take as a drug from Earth?

[Courtney Miller]

Molly. Molly?

[Shane Topp]

Yes. Aliens are just all in on Molly. Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

What was your first dance, your school dance like?

[Olivia Sui]

It was in middle school and it was awkward as shit all night long.

[Noah Grossman]

Did you slow dance?

[Olivia Sui]

No. I maybe at one point did, but I was so nervous that I don't remember it. I just remember it would be yeah. By Usher. It would be ymca it would be a Ciara song.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

One two step.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

One two Step would be in every song.

[Noah Grossman]

Little kids throw it back. One, two step.

[Olivia Sui]

Be some JoJo, some Joe Jonas. No, JoJo.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, JoJo's past me. That's Jojo.

[Noah Grossman]

Get out right now.

[Olivia Sui]

It's the end of the day. Little too late.

[Shane Topp]

I'd ask you to sing it before you.

[Courtney Miller]

It's just a little too late.

[Olivia Sui]

She literally existed for a little short period of time.

[Courtney Miller]

She's still around.

[Olivia Sui]

And then she did Aquamarine and she disappeared.

[Shane Topp]

Why do I feel like I'm.

[Courtney Miller]

She's around.

[Olivia Sui]

She's back. She's back.

[Courtney Miller]

She is around.

[Noah Grossman]

Guys, welcome to Another A frickin Another one, guys. Another one episode of Smosh. Cast is Courtney hosting. Oh, whoa. Who's in front of me right here? We got the Shane Topp, Olivia Sway, and Noah H. Grossman.

[Courtney Miller]

That's the wrong initial H. No, it's.

[Olivia Sui]

Noah, the number two. Grossman.

[Courtney Miller]

Andrew.

[Shane Topp]

It's Ian's middle name.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, wow.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, we got the same one.

[Courtney Miller]

You look like an Andrew. To be honest with you, my mom.

[Shane Topp]

Was gonna name me Andrew, but then she heard an argument about bagels and thought, no, it sounded better.

[Courtney Miller]

I know. She was in a pool. She was in a pool?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, she was. Public pool.

[Courtney Miller]

This is how we know so much about each other.

[Shane Topp]

It's crazy.

[Olivia Sui]

A lot of our lives were determined by pools.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. Your mom saved her life in a pool.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, that's right. I realized. I think this is my first. Have I done a podcast with either of you?

[Noah Grossman]

Really?

[Shane Topp]

I don't think so.

[Olivia Sui]

I haven't. No. This is my first podcast with. I haven't done one with Keith either. Hmm.

[Courtney Miller]

This is a you issue.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, clearly. Yeah, clearly.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. What's the deal?

[Olivia Sui]

I've been wanting to do a podcast with Keith. Cause on set, Keith and I talk the most crap. Yeah, it's nonstop.

[Courtney Miller]

Can I tell something that Keith called me yesterday? Oh, no, I can't tell you guys this.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, great.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, it's a little offensive.

[Olivia Sui]

Then you have to cut it.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, cute.

[Courtney Miller]

But he calls me and.

[Olivia Sui]

Well, are we gonna cut this?

[Courtney Miller]

I'm gonna tell you what it is. Well, I'm not gonna tell you in detail what it is, but me and Sam were in the car, and he's on Speake, and he doesn't really tell, but he's like, I have something to tell you. And all he does is just starts laughing and coughing at the same time. And we're like, okay.

[Noah Grossman]

What?

[Courtney Miller]

And he's just like.

[Olivia Sui]

Keith will be on the phone. We'll be hanging out on set. He'll just pull up his phone. He'll have his headphones in so he can't hear what the other person's saying. He'll be looking, he'll be FaceTiming, and his phone conversations will go on for, like, two hours, but he never actually says a sentence. He'll just be like, yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Yes.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh. He was like. And he'll just, like, make a face, and then he starts laughing again. And it's the. That for an hour.

[Courtney Miller]

Dude, he was on the phone with me for 13 minutes doing that. And I said, keith, I don't understand. Shane, you were actually.

[Olivia Sui]

You and Olivia have been on a podcast before.

[Shane Topp]

Episode number two of the Smosh Cake.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, yeah, that's right. The second one.

[Noah Grossman]

That's right.

[Olivia Sui]

I thought. Yeah, I realized that. But Noah and Keith, I Have not.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, Keith would have been here, but his audition is running a little late.

[Olivia Sui]

Son of a.

[Shane Topp]

And that. Hey, let's hope he gets it. Yeah, so he books that.

[Noah Grossman]

Fingers go fingies cross.

[Olivia Sui]

He'll be the next Will Smith.

[Shane Topp]

Yes. They're casting a new Will Smith.

[Olivia Sui]

A new Will Smith into the family. They're gonna. They need a new Will Smith. Yeah, they're gonna. It's the dumbest joke I've ever said in my life.

[Courtney Miller]

Why did everyone just stare at me?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, why?

[Noah Grossman]

Because you so hard.

[Courtney Miller]

No, I didn't. I was thinking about something else. I was thinking about why did Shane say Will Smith and not say, like, Chris Rock? Because everyone thinks he looks.

[Olivia Sui]

I don't know. The Chris Rock joke is fire right now. And Will Smith is like, did. I was kind of back on top.

[Courtney Miller]

We were at a Mexican restaurant, and there were these drunk girls that walked by our table. And then they came back out and they would just start giggling. Not at Chris, at Keith. And they were like, no, you go. No, no, no. You go. And then they were just like, are you Chris Rock?

[Olivia Sui]

Are you serious?

[Courtney Miller]

I'm not joking. I witnessed this in front of my face, and I was like, no. I'm like, what?

[Shane Topp]

No.

[Olivia Sui]

Keith has similarities, obviously. And I think it's a lot of just, like, the way they sometimes speak. But they don't look. Not in actuality.

[Shane Topp]

Well, this is. The issue is one dude's, like, 58, and the other guy's, like, 28. So, like, off of the first thing, you're definitely like, oh, since when is Chris Rock, like, five, seven, and 30 years younger?

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, like, when was the last time.

[Shane Topp]

Roasted so undershot? His age or his height?

[Olivia Sui]

What if they. Okay, never mind.

[Noah Grossman]

When was the last time those girls saw Chris Rock in a movie? Like, ten years ago?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. Well, I think these girls. These girls were very drunk.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

But Keith, like, plays it up. He'll be like, ah, I can't do Chris Rock.

[Olivia Sui]

I'm Chris Rock. Hello. They said the thing Chris Rock says.

[Courtney Miller]

Keith has just got such an infectious energy.

[Olivia Sui]

He really does. When I'm on set, he's the one who makes me laugh the most. Like, I will break in the middle of scenes because I can see Keith in my peripherals laughing or cracking up whenever, like, something dumb is ever said. I'll, like, Keith and I will give each other a look. Cause I know he's recognizing how funny it is, too.

[Courtney Miller]

It's like high school. You know, in class, someone says something, and then you see your friend. You're like. And then you just both start laughing. That's Keith. Keith is the most immature person, but I love him.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, yeah. In the best way.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. And in the same way of high school, it's like you guys will always be laughing about something and then I'll wanna hear what it is. So I'll just take a step closer and be like, hey, guys, what's up? Whoa, there's some laughter in the back of second period. Could I hang out?

[Courtney Miller]

He's like, the type of where I can drink at like 10am and he won't judge me.

[Shane Topp]

And you mean water?

[Noah Grossman]

Water?

[Courtney Miller]

No, I meant like hard alcohol.

[Shane Topp]

Hard alcohol.

[Courtney Miller]

You guys, everyone needs a friend like that. Like, I remember I told him that. I was like, oh, yeah, this one girl is my friend where I can drink at 10am and she won't judge me. And she's like, you know what? That's a good quality to have in a really good friend. It's like, they don't judge you.

[Noah Grossman]

Unconditional love.

[Olivia Sui]

I could murder someone in front of Keith and he'd be like, good job. You did a great job murdering that person.

[Shane Topp]

I'm so glad I'm in a close.

[Courtney Miller]

No, like he said, he'd just laugh.

[Olivia Sui]

And cough and then FaceTime me later.

[Courtney Miller]

And laugh and cough. I think you guys are all friends. Like, you guys all kind of.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, yeah, you wouldn't judge me. I mean, I wonder, like, if I were to call you and be like, olivia, I killed somebody. I don't know what to do. Would you help me?

[Courtney Miller]

I would. I'd be like, okay, let's, let's, let's, let's figure this out. Let's pray together.

[Noah Grossman]

I don't know who else I would call.

[Shane Topp]

I would help you.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm glad you could call. You would call me?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

You'd probably know someone. You'd be like, I know a specialist.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm like, don't worry, my mom knows someone.

[Olivia Sui]

You always know someone. Like, earlier today I was like, I was been thinking about doing acupuncture. And you're like, I have a guy that does acupuncture.

[Courtney Miller]

I know a lot of. I know a lot of. I have a lot of sources. But then it's also because I grew up in LA, so like, you know, at age 15, I was going to weird places. Just doing some investigating work.

[Olivia Sui]

When I was a detective.

[Courtney Miller]

No, I would just, like, I didn't have anyone to talk to. Only child syndrome. I would just go linger at, like, I remember like at dollar stores or like, Liquor stores.

[Noah Grossman]

Did you still have your roller backpack?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Linger so funny.

[Olivia Sui]

Dollar store.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

And I met many interesting people.

[Noah Grossman]

No.

[Courtney Miller]

And I would just ask them a lot of questions and talk and like, I'd become friends with them and.

[Olivia Sui]

Okay, hold on. We gotta. Olivia, how have I known you for four and a half years and I didn't know that when you were a kid, you would linger around dollar stores and meet people and find out about their lives?

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my God, you guys did.

[Olivia Sui]

Wait, what is your childh?

[Courtney Miller]

My first really good friend that I had in middle school was actually the custodian.

[Shane Topp]

Wow.

[Courtney Miller]

Because my mom wouldn't pick me up for three. Well, ever since elementary school, my mom would not pick me up for like two or three hours. And then I'd be like, mom. And then she'd open the trunk. It was at Kmart. And like, she was like, shopping. And like, you guys can't really. It's very rare where I find someone who can relate to my childhood because my mom would just, like, leave me at school or, like, leave me in middle school. And in middle school, I stopped going to after school classes because I hated it. So I would just, like, wait three hours. Like, school would end at three, she would pick me up at six. And I would hang out with, like, I would hang out around the. There was a dollar store. I'd go hang out and they'd close at like 5. And then I'd go back to school and hang out with the custodian.

[Noah Grossman]

Wow.

[Olivia Sui]

The custodian was cool.

[Courtney Miller]

So cool.

[Olivia Sui]

And that was your first best friend.

[Shane Topp]

That was cool.

[Courtney Miller]

We were very close. I honestly forgot. But we talk about his kids. And then. Yeah, it was talk about, like, you.

[Olivia Sui]

Know, I would follow him around, trade.

[Courtney Miller]

Pokemon cards, and then I would help him with this. Truthfully, that's what I did. And I really liked it.

[Olivia Sui]

So Mysteries under the school.

[Noah Grossman]

And then I used to go to.

[Courtney Miller]

I would go to this place called Bentoya, and I would hang out with.

[Olivia Sui]

What is your life?

[Courtney Miller]

I'd walk down the block and just like, I made my stops. I'm like, hey, how you doing today?

[Shane Topp]

Wow.

[Olivia Sui]

You were like Belle from Beauty the Beast. But it was just this street with a dollar store.

[Courtney Miller]

There was a liquor store. Just hang out.

[Olivia Sui]

Hey, Olivia. Hey, Olivia. Hey.

[Courtney Miller]

How's your wife doing today? Are you guys going on the cruise?

[Noah Grossman]

I can actually relate to the. I still have to address this with my mom. Cause it's something I really recently figured out. Cause I'm pretty. I was left places too, like McDonald's. Play place. Or like, Barnes and Noble. Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

See, my mom would pick me up and I would have to then go to the ymca. Cause she would have a couple more hours of work. And I would just chill at the gym. I wouldn't work out. I was just a kid. I was just like. No, I was very shy. I would often have, like a Game Boy or something. Or I would just, like, chill around.

[Courtney Miller]

You missed out.

[Noah Grossman]

My first video game experience was a gym daycare playing Spyro.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, that's cool.

[Courtney Miller]

I was like, Hoda.

[Shane Topp]

Hoda.

[Courtney Miller]

You know she is.

[Olivia Sui]

No, you're talking about.

[Shane Topp]

Wait, I thought that was a video.

[Olivia Sui]

Morning America. Yeah. Why are you like Hoda? What does that do?

[Courtney Miller]

Because I interviewed everybody.

[Olivia Sui]

So you interviewed the custodian. You also interviewed the liquor store. Yeah, like. And you were just a kid. How old were you?

[Courtney Miller]

I wasn't interviewing them. I was just talking to them.

[Olivia Sui]

How old were you, though?

[Courtney Miller]

Like, that was when I was 14, 13.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, you just walk in and be like, what's up, Marty? And he'd be like, how's it going? How's your day going? He's like, selling alcohol. That's pretty cool. Can I have some? He's like, no.

[Courtney Miller]

And then I started getting a car, and that's when it got dangerous.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh.

[Olivia Sui]

Cause then you would drive around all of LA and interview everyone.

[Courtney Miller]

Well, no, no. Because then I went to this bookstore on Melrose and I met this dude. And he was the first guy that he.

[Olivia Sui]

He was the first guy tried to ever met.

[Courtney Miller]

No, no. He told me about, like, why am I being so random right now?

[Noah Grossman]

Please.

[Courtney Miller]

Like, they, like, they. You know, like, there's a form of art, performance art, where they would put hooks in their bodies.

[Olivia Sui]

In their bodies. Oh. And dangle from a sleeve, like, the weird stuff. And so this guy that you met at a bookstore would do that?

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, no, no, no. He was the first one. Okay. When I was 16. That was actually the second most memorable guy.

[Olivia Sui]

What just happened?

[Courtney Miller]

The first guy was actually I met at an Amoeba. You know Amoeba?

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, I know Amoeba. This guy.

[Olivia Sui]

Amoeba's a giant record store.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

In la.

[Courtney Miller]

It's about to close down. But I met this guy. His name was. I forgot his name already. He had curly hair. Anyways, he introduced me to a lot. I know this sounds really creepy, but we were truly friends. I look like a little boy. Anyways. So, like, there was nothing. Is that better? No, I was very. Not scary, you know? And he introduced me to a bunch of awesome Movies. And then he also was like, oh, yeah, I'm also making a documentary about people who are in Psycho.

[Noah Grossman]

The movie Psycho?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

And that's a long time ago. You remember these conversations, but after these one meetings.

[Courtney Miller]

They were not one meetings.

[Olivia Sui]

You would be consistent friends with these people?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, we're Facebook friends.

[Shane Topp]

Wow.

[Olivia Sui]

You still talk to these people?

[Courtney Miller]

No, absolutely not.

[Olivia Sui]

Absolutely not. They're absolutely insane.

[Noah Grossman]

That's insane.

[Courtney Miller]

They're insane. But I remember being so. Because when you think about it, I grew up in a bubble, and then I would go out into the city and I'd meet a bunch of people, and obviously I would like to know about their lives.

[Noah Grossman]

Wow.

[Courtney Miller]

Because they lived a life that I didn't know.

[Olivia Sui]

I have to admit, you make a lot more sense now. Who you are makes a lot more sense now that I know that your childhood was a Diablo Cody movie. You were just walking around reading like, yeah, my best friend's a janitor, a stripper, and a liquor store owner and a guy who dangles from hooks.

[Courtney Miller]

Dude, this guy invited me to a show, too. I was like, oh, no, no, no, I can't.

[Shane Topp]

Wow. Is it called chandeliering? What is that called?

[Courtney Miller]

I don't know what it's called, but because this guy had a lot of body jewelry on him. And then he was telling me more and more and more, and I think they didn't have an outlet. You know how many customers go to their store and ask them? They do. Outside of the store.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. Well, I'm not a bookstore. I'm assuming people are gonna ask about books.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

Hey, this book's really good. Do you put hooks in your body and hang on the ceiling ever?

[Courtney Miller]

I remember this comment.

[Shane Topp]

Wow.

[Olivia Sui]

No one's ever asked me that before. You're never gonna believe this. That's my passion. Wow. You wanna be best friends for right now, but then we'll just be Facebook friends later and I'll never talk to you again.

[Courtney Miller]

I mean, it's. I learned. I mean, I enjoyed doing that way more than being at school.

[Noah Grossman]

No, that's awesome. Because my days after school were so fucking boring at the high school life. Should've hung out with me, ignoring Johnny.

[Shane Topp]

Wow.

[Olivia Sui]

My life is nothing compared to yours, Olivia.

[Noah Grossman]

You were in LA too?

[Olivia Sui]

Not until I was 16.

[Courtney Miller]

You could have hung out with me.

[Olivia Sui]

We probably hung out. We probably were.

[Noah Grossman]

You guys have a lot of, like, similar friends.

[Olivia Sui]

You have a lot of similar friends that. We were probably at the same party at some point.

[Courtney Miller]

I was not. I was out.

[Olivia Sui]

You were off hanging out with Hook Master Jim. You were hanging out with the mime you met at Best Buy.

[Shane Topp]

You know.

[Courtney Miller]

But even now, you could ask Sam too. Even now, like, I love, like, meeting people and just asking them.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, you're a very curious person. You love to, like, talk to people and ask questions. I believe that's the thing. I believe everything you're saying. I know you're not making this up. And that's why it's so insane and funny to me. Because if anyone. If anyone else said this, I'd be like, stop lying.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. I think that's something I've always liked about you is like, you're. You remember people's names and faces and, you know, people lives you. I mean, better than me. Definitely better than me. I'm terrible at that shit. There are people who are still pissed off to this day that I didn't remember their name for like several months. Yeah, it sucks. But, yeah, you're very good at that. You know, a lot of people, they're all gonna help you one day.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

Do you still. When you're just out, do you still meet? Like, do you still.

[Courtney Miller]

I think I'm a little closed off these days.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

I kind of. Like, I was asking myself why too. I'm like, why have I not been that? Curiosity has just been gone. I think it's just because I'm too famous now.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, right. It's probably cause you're too famous.

[Courtney Miller]

No, I don't know. I still try. I don't know. But for some reason, I just feel like now I'm like, I'm late to this, so I don't really have the chance. I don't have time to go linger.

[Olivia Sui]

I think it's also the world we live in now.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. You're in your adult.

[Olivia Sui]

So much going on on your phone and everything. Whereas, like. But yeah, it was much easier. There was so much more time, like 10 years ago even, of just like being bored. It just doesn't seem like it happens as much now. There's always something you could be looking at.

[Shane Topp]

I don't. I can't. I legitimately can't think of a time that I've been like, bored as a kid even. Cause I was the youngest of three children. Like, I was. I was literally just playing too much Xbox.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. I just remember. See, I. Cause I remember. Cause I was. I had two older brothers. I was the youngest. I was just always kind of doing my own thing. But I didn't get a phone until I was 14. And that was a Flip phone that was broken in half and I still had to use it.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

Like an old timey phone. It had two pieces and it just had a wire connecting them. And I was like. I was like, dad. And he was just like. He was like, no, it still works. And I was just like, yeah. He's like, you use that. So I was talking like in 1930s, like, hello, who would you talk to? Nobody. Like himself. Yeah. Just was a prop up until then. If I was out somewhere, if I didn't have a Game Boy or something on me, I was just sitting there, just staring off into space.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm sorry. And now, because I'm looking at you and you reminded me of something.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, being ugly.

[Shane Topp]

What's that?

[Olivia Sui]

Like, yeah, being a stupid idiot. What's up with that?

[Courtney Miller]

You reminded me of this waiter, waitress that I knew.

[Olivia Sui]

Which one you gotta go on.

[Courtney Miller]

Well, I just hung out with them all the time.

[Olivia Sui]

Anything interesting about them that you remember?

[Noah Grossman]

What kind of restaurant did you.

[Courtney Miller]

Well, this was a restaurant in China. And my parents would take me there and I hated sitting with them. So I'd go sit with the waiters and the waitresses and during their lunchtime. And I remember for my birthday, they bought me a tiara.

[Olivia Sui]

Aw, that's really cute.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. And I think that's how it started.

[Shane Topp]

You're like, so many Disney movies put together. That's how I see your life. It's like little stories of the main character who just stumbles into a magical world where everything is nice and happy and friendly, but that's just. Cause it's just a little. Sweet kid.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

The thing is, I wish that as a kid, you had stumbled into a fan if you discovered Narnia. Cause you wouldn't think it's weird. You just kinda be like, all right. And then you just go and hang with fantasy creatures.

[Shane Topp]

You're when the other kid enters Narnia and they're like, oh, you're not the first. There was someone else who came. And now you've been there for like 100 years.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm a hundred. Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

You're the queen of it all. Yeah. That's you.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. Just a century old. Goblin.

[Olivia Sui]

Well, we didn't say goblin, but that's new.

[Shane Topp]

You know, if that's what you would.

[Olivia Sui]

Like to be, if that's what you want, then you can have that.

[Noah Grossman]

So you would just drive to LA and be like, I'm gonna go to this record store and see who's inside. Wow, that sounds like me in an open world video game.

[Courtney Miller]

I was ye. Or not just go. I just be talking to people.

[Shane Topp]

You would just talk out loud and.

[Courtney Miller]

Be like.

[Olivia Sui]

That doesn't. Do you ever have those moments, though? Like, sometimes we get so used to our routine where I'll go home after work and I'll be chilling in my apartment, and I'll be like, if I wanted, I could get in my car and just go anywhere I want. But, like, I forget that you get so used to your, like, Come with.

[Courtney Miller]

Me on an adventure.

[Olivia Sui]

How often do you go on adventures?

[Courtney Miller]

I actually thought about it yesterday. I'm gonna go look for a tagine.

[Olivia Sui]

A what?

[Courtney Miller]

A Moroccan clay pot.

[Olivia Sui]

Okay.

[Courtney Miller]

And the thing is, I could order on Amazon, but I'm impatient, and I really want to go find, like, a Moroccan, like, food store where they can sell it. And I think in that I can meet many.

[Shane Topp]

So it's quicker than Amazon for you to go to the Moroccan food.

[Courtney Miller]

It's more interesting.

[Shane Topp]

I'll agree with that.

[Olivia Sui]

It definitely is. To go. Where would you start to find it? What is it called?

[Courtney Miller]

Well, there's a thing called Yelp, but.

[Olivia Sui]

But what's a tagine? A tagine? What does a tagine do?

[Courtney Miller]

It's like a slow roast pot. I was really inspired from Dave Chang's food show, and I was like, I want to slow cook something in a tagine. And I was like, I haven't done that. I haven't been searching for something in a long time. I used to, like, have such weird, obscure things. I would go search for, like, henna ink. You know.

[Olivia Sui]

Not even making fun of you.

[Courtney Miller]

And I would go, like, 20 miles away from where I lived and go find henna ink. Or, like, I'd find specific things, and I think there's another specific thing I can go find and then, like, meet some people on the way.

[Noah Grossman]

My soulmate.

[Courtney Miller]

And I don't even vlog this, guys. This is just for my own self.

[Olivia Sui]

You're gonna go on a quest, and you're gonna meet colorful characters on your way who will join you, and together you'll find that Olivia's Dora explorer.

[Courtney Miller]

Mm.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. Yeah. But an evil witch tries to stop you from getting the tagine. The evil witch, the Tajin is mine.

[Courtney Miller]

Disguised as the 405 Freeway.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, my God. That's a big disguise. Large witch.

[Olivia Sui]

That witch caused the Getty fire to stop you.

[Courtney Miller]

There's a fire.

[Olivia Sui]

Everything is on fire.

[Courtney Miller]

I have a question, Noah. Does the fires have to do with climate change?

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. I don't know if that was a bait. I don't know if I'm being baited into talking for 25 minutes.

[Noah Grossman]

Do we know how they were started? Do we know how they were started?

[Olivia Sui]

Climate change is creating the environment for massive fires and other things.

[Noah Grossman]

Really?

[Olivia Sui]

Yes.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Decades of drought, low humidity, high heat, high winds.

[Courtney Miller]

Is that how winds start?

[Shane Topp]

I mean, every event that we have is being created is happening more extreme. So if it was ever hot, it's hotter. If it's ever cold, it's colder. If it's ever dry, it's drier. And these things are happening more often in larger swings.

[Olivia Sui]

The cold snaps and the.

[Shane Topp]

So anything that was bad before is worse now.

[Olivia Sui]

The weather's being super hurricanes. Everything is caused by it.

[Courtney Miller]

But I want to know the scientific.

[Olivia Sui]

I mean, we're not scientists. I would if I were. I think I read a thing where it's like, because of the changes in temperature up north, that causes a lot of fluctuation around the whole planet.

[Courtney Miller]

Up north as in like.

[Olivia Sui]

Like North Pole and like. But just also the temperature in general. Temperature is what causes most weather and climate. Everything.

[Shane Topp]

So Earth is special. Cause we got one super orb of climate where all hemispheres interact. You know, the airflow goes from here all the way there. It flows around. But planets that aren't inhabitable, like Saturn and Jupiter, they have weather bands, areas where only certain weather events happen. So like on Jupiter, there's the big eye or there's certain bands of the sun. Yeah, that storm of different colors and different things, that's how the Earth is getting. Certain areas that were dry are now gonna just stay dry forever. Certain areas that are wet are gonna just start getting wet.

[Courtney Miller]

Why is that happening?

[Olivia Sui]

Just because we're turning it into dysfunctional.

[Noah Grossman]

Drive a Range Rover.

[Shane Topp]

Dysfunctional.

[Courtney Miller]

Don't tell people that.

[Shane Topp]

Sorry.

[Courtney Miller]

I drive a Prius.

[Olivia Sui]

Olivia drives a giant unicycle, you know, with the big front wheel and the small, tiny wheel. Whoa. I've got this. There's this new company that makes unicycles with two wheels, but I also don't.

[Courtney Miller]

Eat meat, so there you go.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, yeah. I didn't.

[Shane Topp]

Hey, Olivia, Just say no. It's not your fault if our climate goes down. It's not your fault. There's a lot of things we can all do individually, but it's not our fault.

[Courtney Miller]

Yes, I agree.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. I've talked about this before.

[Courtney Miller]

What have you been doing?

[Noah Grossman]

Have you seen that post that I put on my story occasionally? I've talked about it. It's like, for the person who recycles and has a compost but isn't aware of our homelessness situation. Thank you to the person who donates regularly to this children's hospital but drives a range rover, an H2 Hummer. Thank you. Because it's like, we're all doing our best. We can't all do everything. I didn't mean to tease you about your Range Rover.

[Olivia Sui]

We're not all Captain Planet.

[Noah Grossman]

Not everyone.

[Courtney Miller]

But I do think that the climate change stuff is definitely a high priority of what we should be thinking about.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. How come the aliens aren't helping? Why don't they just come over and be like, what the, dude, they stopped.

[Courtney Miller]

By and they're like, oh, I give up. Bye.

[Noah Grossman]

Really?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

You think they gave up? What if, like, in that time period when all the aliens were all sudden showing up and we're like, whoa, whoa, what's this? And then they saw what was going on. They're like, oh, we're never coming back.

[Courtney Miller]

Remember that documentary you showed me?

[Shane Topp]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit. Unexplained. Some shit like that.

[Courtney Miller]

Ye. That one really blew my mind.

[Shane Topp]

That stuff is the. Is the stuff that's coming out now. That's like all the. All the. I was telling you guys about it. It's all the. The little videos that are coming out. That's like the. The Tom DeLonge group and all that stuff, which is, like. It is. Whatever it is. Maybe it's aliens. Maybe it's, you know, secret military, whatever, whatever. But it's just the fact of, like, obviously people aren't crazy, though. A lot of people are crazy. These videos are real. When it's like, other.

[Olivia Sui]

I'm gonna get really nervous when aliens just start, like, coming down and they're like, all right, we're gonna round up as much Frosties. Yeah. They just play stations. It's like, oh, they're getting the good stuff we made, and they're getting out of here.

[Shane Topp]

Quick.

[Olivia Sui]

Grab the Game Boys and go.

[Shane Topp]

That's so funny. A world where we get brought in, we get colonized into an intergalactic group, and now we export just the best things from Earth, you know?

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, that'd be awesome.

[Noah Grossman]

And then they have an Earth version of they have on their alien planet. It's just a giant Disneyland, but it's just Earth.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, it's Earth stuff. Yeah. There's like, a Disney Store, but it's just Earth stuff.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my God, that's so cool.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

Welcome to America.

[Noah Grossman]

Eat fried chicken.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. And drink Pepsi.

[Noah Grossman]

And drink Pepsi. And then be like, wow. It was the best ride.

[Olivia Sui]

Pepsi would not be what represents us.

[Noah Grossman]

I don't think we'd be Coke as Earth.

[Olivia Sui]

Coke would be our drink.

[Shane Topp]

You know what? Coke and Pepsi would come together and they would just build, like a Disney drink. It would just be called something.

[Olivia Sui]

It would be Coke and some, like, beer.

[Shane Topp]

Coke, beer.

[Olivia Sui]

It would be Coke and wine. Cause wine is like a very historic, like. It's like the alcohol. They'd be like, wow, look at this stuff they found. That really messes them up. But it wouldn't affect aliens. Cause their chemistry is different.

[Noah Grossman]

You can, like, see it traveling.

[Olivia Sui]

It would just not affect them.

[Shane Topp]

What's the weirdest thing that aliens would take as a drug from Earth?

[Courtney Miller]

Molly. Molly?

[Shane Topp]

Yes. Aliens. Aliens are just all in on Molly. Yeah, they're listening to.

[Olivia Sui]

Holy shit.

[Courtney Miller]

They're listening to Calvin Harris on Molly. Like, ah, this is great.

[Shane Topp]

Fucking Earth, man.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, have you heard Charlie xcx.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

All of a sudden, aliens come to Earth to camp out for three desert in Doomali.

[Olivia Sui]

Dude, what if some alien showed up to Coachella and everyone was just like, whatever. They're vibing too.

[Noah Grossman]

There will be people like that. I mean, they were at Area 51.

[Shane Topp]

That's insane, right?

[Noah Grossman]

They're like, let the aliens vibe.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, leave them alone. Let them vibe. Seriously.

[Shane Topp]

Would you guys do alien drugs if.

[Olivia Sui]

Aliens came down and were like, take this. Yeah, it depends. If they were like. If they were like, take this. You know, it's really funny. There's a part of me that would think like, oh, is this like a. Will this make me like a superhuman? Like, aliens come down and they're like, here, take this, you know, pill. I'd be like, oh, okay, Morpheus. Alien Morpheus. But if they came down and they're like, take this. It'll make it. It's crazy. I'd be like, I don't know. If it's crazy for you, this giant jello monster, then I. God knows what it would do.

[Courtney Miller]

I don't think they would speak English to you.

[Olivia Sui]

I mean, or they put it. They like, they. They like, land. They, like, jam some chip into my ear. And then they're like, now you can understand us. It's alien duolingo. They'd be like, cool.

[Courtney Miller]

Or they transform into, like, dead celebrities. Like, they transform into, like, Marilyn Monroe or Elvis.

[Olivia Sui]

That's cool.

[Courtney Miller]

And then, yeah, just Elvis.

[Olivia Sui]

Just like. It's like, hey there, I'm from Saturn.

[Courtney Miller]

Cause they don't want to be. They don't want to look like, really?

[Shane Topp]

That Is really threatening. Why is Johnny Bravo, I guess Johnny Bravo.

[Olivia Sui]

Whoa there.

[Shane Topp]

That's pretty threatening.

[Noah Grossman]

They have an area 51 on their planet and they have humans.

[Olivia Sui]

Humans. They wouldn't care.

[Noah Grossman]

We don't know.

[Olivia Sui]

We don't know.

[Noah Grossman]

What if they were like literally. What if they were evil?

[Courtney Miller]

They're not.

[Shane Topp]

I don't think. I don't think they would be able.

[Noah Grossman]

To see us destroying our planet and not help us.

[Shane Topp]

No, they would not have morality at all. They would have alien morality. Yeah, that's our human construct.

[Courtney Miller]

Their belief is so different than ours. Like maybe it's. Maybe it's not. They're not very. As an alien, I wouldn't understand.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, awesome.

[Olivia Sui]

Maybe they gain their power from hugs.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

And they're like. They're like, quick, our spaceship can't leave unless we hug enough people. Here, get in here.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, that's what it is. That's really cute.

[Shane Topp]

That's crazy.

[Noah Grossman]

I was gonna say, what's your guys favorite alien movie?

[Courtney Miller]

The Arrival.

[Noah Grossman]

Remember the one with the. What's the Seth Rogen one?

[Courtney Miller]

This is it. This is alien.

[Noah Grossman]

Ted.

[Olivia Sui]

Ted or something.

[Noah Grossman]

Not Ted. Cause that's his teddy bear.

[Shane Topp]

What is this alien one?

[Olivia Sui]

Paul. Oh, it's okay. I don't know. I loved Signs as a kid. It scared the crap out of me.

[Noah Grossman]

Signs Scared. That was the first movie thriller that I'd ever seen. It turned of scary movies for years. Really?

[Courtney Miller]

I love the. You guys should watch the Arrival.

[Olivia Sui]

That movie's awesome.

[Courtney Miller]

I love that.

[Olivia Sui]

I love how what it talks about, language and everything.

[Noah Grossman]

Mars Attacks. Anyone?

[Courtney Miller]

No.

[Shane Topp]

Yes. Mars Attacks is so good. Mars Attacks is really good.

[Noah Grossman]

Never seen Sexually Awakening.

[Shane Topp]

That one's a comedy. But I was too young to get that it was a comedy, so I found it funny. But it was also scary.

[Noah Grossman]

Very scary. And sexually Awakening. Just a lot of movies were very sexually awakening for me. Where you're like, whoa.

[Courtney Miller]

Xenon was pretty cool.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. It wasn't sexually awakening though.

[Courtney Miller]

Remember the pop star came?

[Noah Grossman]

Cetus Lapidus.

[Courtney Miller]

Cetus Lapidus, Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

I think the only movie that was sexually awakening for me was Harry and the Hendersons. That's not Aliens, that's Sasquatch.

[Courtney Miller]

That was like way before my time.

[Shane Topp]

That's so good.

[Olivia Sui]

It's before my time too. But I just remember watching it at some point. It's actually really sweet. Some family, they meet Sasquatch. He becomes part of their family. And by the end, even though he causes a lot of ruckus, he becomes the best friend.

[Shane Topp]

No way.

[Olivia Sui]

But then they take him back. There's actually a. I'm gonna spoil Harry and the Hendersons. So if you really wanna watch Harry and the Hendersons, just move Forward by like 30 seconds. So at the end they bring him back to the forest and there's this really cool shot. It's really cool. I've always remembered this where he walks into the forest and it's the forest clearing. And then they had a bunch of actors dressed as Sasquatches. But they were so blended in they all start moving. And you realize there's like 50 right there. And I'm like, whoa, what if there is a bunch of Sasquatches? But they're so well camouflaged that you never see them. I think my uncle who lives up in Aspen, Colorado, fully believes in Sasquatch.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. That's so fun.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, it's. Dude, when I go out into the woods ever when I go camping or anything, you believe stuff could be out there because it's so. It's so big, it's so expansive. It's so dark at night and. Yeah, no, there's. There's probably stuff up there.

[Shane Topp]

Is Sasquatch smart?

[Olivia Sui]

I mean, they believe it's just a very smart ape, but I think gorillas were kind of like this mythical beast up until like, like the late 1800s.

[Noah Grossman]

I think in there's like a religious background or a theory that God or whoever punishes a person. It's Jesus walking around.

[Shane Topp]

They made him all hairy and they.

[Noah Grossman]

Punished him to be like living forever. And so he just became this giant hairy being.

[Olivia Sui]

Haha.

[Courtney Miller]

Wow.

[Olivia Sui]

You gotta hang out in Oregon now. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

You have a bunch of looser.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

I don't know if I believe it, but I believe there could be an ape that we haven't. We. We keep finding new species of animals. It's possible there's just like a type of mountain orangutan. Just chilling.

[Shane Topp]

It's like 10,000 years ago. There's like seven different types of human, including us.

[Olivia Sui]

Right.

[Shane Topp]

There's smaller ones, bigger ones, smarter ones, less smart ones.

[Courtney Miller]

But we were the ones that survived because we were able to form groups.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, we adapted. We weren't necessarily the smartest one though, but we were the most effective at taking over territory.

[Courtney Miller]

We were also the ones that created fire. Sorry.

[Olivia Sui]

Even Neanderthals were in groups and had language and culture and stuff and mean, you know?

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, that's crazy. Didn't you say like there was like almost kind of like dogs? There was like different breeds, just.

[Olivia Sui]

Well, just like. Yeah, there was different. There Was different species of hominids. So, yeah, like, yeah, there was a lot of, like, there. Because a lot of people, Europe, people with European ancestry probably have like 1 or 2% Neanderthal DNA in them.

[Courtney Miller]

Did you ever read Sapiens?

[Olivia Sui]

No, but you were telling me about it. I really want to read that because I love.

[Shane Topp]

I tried to audiobook that thing, and I was like, 48 hours. That'll be easy. I got through, like, eight hours of it, and then I just kept listening to the first eight hours. Cause it's so much information.

[Olivia Sui]

It's a lot, man.

[Shane Topp]

So I need to get back into it. So I know eight hours of it.

[Noah Grossman]

I need to do audiobooks. Honestly, they're great.

[Shane Topp]

They're good. But also, I need to read a goddamn book. I realize now the last time I actually tried to sit down and read something physically that was 300 pages long, that used a large repertoire of vocabulary. I don't know the last time I touched it.

[Noah Grossman]

And that's something I need to get.

[Olivia Sui]

On now that I'm done with. Been reading again. It's so nice.

[Noah Grossman]

I mean, reading for pleasure and stuff.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reading, Reading.

[Shane Topp]

Please.

[Olivia Sui]

Myself, I've been reading fiction, but I'm well at both. So my plan of attack with reading right now is to have one fiction book, one nonfiction book, and a book of poetry that I'm reading.

[Shane Topp]

Wow.

[Olivia Sui]

And kind of switch through them. So the nonfiction book I'm reading is about Cleopatra, which is really dope. Thing I learned from that book is Cleopatra probably never saw the Sphinx, because by the time she was ruling, it was already buried in sand and, like, ancient ruins. Because ancient Egypt, the pyramids and stuff, were built 2,000 years before she was ruling. So I think we actually technically live closer to Cleopatra than Cleopatra lived to Ancient Egypt.

[Courtney Miller]

That's crazy.

[Noah Grossman]

And there's alien connections to the pyramids.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. And also aliens built the pyramids.

[Noah Grossman]

The inside of the pyramid, they say it's supposedly, like, resembles, like, almost like an SD card. Like, the way it's structured inside, it's, like, similar to, like, that SD card.

[Olivia Sui]

Wow.

[Noah Grossman]

Like, the way.

[Olivia Sui]

The way it was a Nintendo Switch.

[Shane Topp]

Stuff like that.

[Noah Grossman]

It had tilt and everything. No, Like. But I remember hearing something. I feel nervous because lately I've been bringing up stuff that I remember, and I'm, like, worried I'm getting things wrong. But I'm pretty sure, as somebody mentioned, that it was. It's just a theory. One of those conspiracy theories where, like, the layout of inside resemble. Or, like, there's some parts of it that resemble a memory card.

[Courtney Miller]

But doesn't that kind of discount the fact of people being enslaved in Egypt? And see, I don't know.

[Shane Topp]

All of that is so could have still easily happened in the air because also like technically like the only thing that proves as far as I'm aware and I'm sure there's a lot of Jews that'll be upset at me, but the only thing that states as far as slaves of Jewish slaves is the Torah. There's no proof that there were Jewish slaves that were then released in Egypt. So I don't know if slaves built it or like a slave class. I'm sure at the time.

[Olivia Sui]

I think unfortunately it's more likely just cause it's such a prevalent thing in history.

[Noah Grossman]

But aliens could have been behind it all.

[Shane Topp]

The stuff that I've read is I don't know from. And also people throw Nikola Tesla out of proportion all day long. But apparently he studied the pyramids and it's something to do with 369 is the way that like damn, you're fine. Yeah, 369. Damn, you're fine. But something in the way of Tesla.

[Olivia Sui]

Looked at the pyramids. Like these are frigging hot.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. It's something with how electricity works and it's like the placement of the pyramids and then the fact that the top apparently was like a metal structure on the point and the way that they had and the fact that they were connected to rivers underneath something where it actually could have been some sort of battery whether or not they used it that way. But it could have created charge related to that something cool. I learned just to share and to go off in a different direction. You know how spiders they fly with their webs.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

So it's not. You've never seen the spiders.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, it's like balloon spiders. Magnetic fields or something.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

What it's called ballooning.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, Ballooning spiders balloon. Which is they throw their web in the air in order to fly away to another place. And they can travel long distances.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. You've never seen.

[Courtney Miller]

No. What?

[Shane Topp]

Oh my God. You need to look up the.

[Courtney Miller]

Was it in Spider Man?

[Olivia Sui]

No, but I'm surprised he hasn't done that.

[Shane Topp]

Hasn't ballooned.

[Olivia Sui]

Like just make a little parachute and.

[Courtney Miller]

Just use the web as a parachute.

[Shane Topp]

No, they use it more as a.

[Olivia Sui]

Spider since they're so light now.

[Noah Grossman]

You know the fact too fully wind. You probably know more than me. But I did see the Twitter moment version of it where it's like. It's not like they're like wind gliding. It's like. It's like there's the electromagnetic fields of the Earth. They literally, like, are flying gliding.

[Olivia Sui]

Just pure determination.

[Shane Topp]

Wind isn't a part of it at all. They proved it because they put them in boxes and then just created different currents in the air. So what happens is, is the floor of the Earth is negatively charged, and then the ionosphere and just the air is positively charged. And so the spider will go onto a plant which is attached to the ground. So the plant is technically negatively charged. They'll get to the top of it, and then they'll throw out their web, which is, I guess, able to then become positively charged from the ionosphere, the environment.

[Courtney Miller]

Why do they do this?

[Shane Topp]

So that they can then fly. They fly through.

[Courtney Miller]

Don't they crawl?

[Shane Topp]

Static electricity, essentially.

[Olivia Sui]

But they can travel far distances.

[Noah Grossman]

Birds can walk.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah, but it's like instead of flying using the air, they fly using electricity.

[Olivia Sui]

It's even more reason not to.

[Shane Topp]

It's just a different way to do things. Yeah. It's just cool.

[Olivia Sui]

That's really dope.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

And terrifying.

[Shane Topp]

If we were light enough, we could.

[Noah Grossman]

There's a spider on my ceiling. He's been there for two days, and I just look at him.

[Courtney Miller]

He's probably dead.

[Noah Grossman]

I just look at him mad, and I leave because I can't reach him.

[Courtney Miller]

Well, you just let it stay with you.

[Noah Grossman]

He's just getting closer to my bed each day. You know, Ian said he was in his bed and he, like, looked up at his ceiling. There's a spider right above him, just, like, upside down on the ceiling. He's like, don't you fucking. And then just fel right on him. And he was like, fuck.

[Shane Topp]

I've woken up to a spider, like, crawling down, going to be on my face, and I, like, freak out.

[Olivia Sui]

One time, this was forever ago, I was watching tv and a spider came slowly on its web dangled down right in front of the TV and just dangled there for a bit and then just slowly went back up, like, hey, what are you watching? All right, see you later.

[Noah Grossman]

It's really fun.

[Shane Topp]

That's amazing.

[Noah Grossman]

Spiders freak me out.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. It's unfortunate I can't do them.

[Noah Grossman]

How was the have you talked about, like, the Fears video on here?

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, no, not yet.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, yeah. I was facing butterflies.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

I was not. I don't like it. I still hate butterflies.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. I mean, I'll be honest, that probably wasn't the most professional way to address an actual phobia, but was cool.

[Courtney Miller]

Well, now I'm not like, ah, I saw a butterfly.

[Olivia Sui]

The other.

[Courtney Miller]

I'm like, ugh, annoying now.

[Shane Topp]

You know, like, what they eat and stuff.

[Courtney Miller]

Oh, my gosh. I don't even get started.

[Noah Grossman]

Don't even get me started.

[Courtney Miller]

I was just like, oh, you're just so annoying to me.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

It's not like, ah, it's just like.

[Noah Grossman]

Like, I'm over you. Why are you here?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, why are you in my freaking space?

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, I get that.

[Courtney Miller]

But yeah, yeah, whatever. How are you doing with dolls?

[Olivia Sui]

Ah, fine.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, you didn't like dolls?

[Olivia Sui]

That was. Yeah. That wasn't even facing a fear of dolls. They put me in a hellbox and had a professional mime and a scarecrow.

[Shane Topp]

Wow.

[Olivia Sui]

Slowly inching towards me. That was more of a prank. Yeah, it was rough.

[Courtney Miller]

Mine was not a prank. I almost wish mine was.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, yours was set up like you were actually facing your fear. Mine was. Hey, let's try to. How do we make Shane feel like he's about to be murdered? But he's not gonna.

[Shane Topp]

But he's being filmed, so he knows it won't happen.

[Olivia Sui]

He knows it won't or will it? That'd be pretty funny, though, if they actually murdered me on camera. Be pretty cool. A lot of the comments on the Olivia video, everyone loved how he kinda.

[Courtney Miller]

Stepped up to give. Oh, yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

You know, we were filming for so long. We were filming just this whole process that I think we kind of forgot that it was. But I was.

[Courtney Miller]

You know, I think a lot of it was edited out, but Shane was really there for me. If you ever need a kidney, hit me up.

[Noah Grossman]

Damn, dude. That's nice.

[Olivia Sui]

That's why I did that.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

I was like, you never know when you're gonna need a kidney. Of if I might need a kidney. So I need to do Olivia solid and be for her.

[Courtney Miller]

It was interesting. Cause I remember in this split moment of I really needed someone there with me. The only reason why I hesitated on who I wanted to pick to be there with me was because I didn't wanna hurt other people's feelings. But, like, it was right off the bat out of anyone.

[Olivia Sui]

Thank you.

[Courtney Miller]

Aw. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

That's really fucking sweet.

[Courtney Miller]

I just know that you're very reliable in my eyes and I trust you. And I feel very safe when I'm with you.

[Noah Grossman]

I can agree with that. Shane is a very trustworthy guy. Yeah.

[Courtney Miller]

I know you will protect me.

[Noah Grossman]

Noah's all right. It's all right.

[Shane Topp]

No, you picked the right person. I would have been like, Olivia. Oh, wait, no. These are kind of scary. Wait a minute. No, Olivia, wait a minute.

[Courtney Miller]

Maybe all of us.

[Olivia Sui]

I think the problem. Yeah. Noah's so honest all the time that you would just be like, yeah, this is gonna be really awful for you.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, my God.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. You're the realist.

[Olivia Sui]

Noah's always gonna.

[Courtney Miller]

Realist.

[Olivia Sui]

Noah's always going to tell you exactly what he's.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Noah Grossman]

Even a realist.

[Courtney Miller]

He'll probably. You're gonna be more traumatized after this than. But that's. You know, I would have picked you to Maybe. I don't know. Any of you guys just make me feel safe.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh. Yeah. I. I mean, I'll be honest. I still have not watched those videos. It's really hard to see people that I care about going through stressful situations.

[Courtney Miller]

So.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, so that's why I ask. Cause, you know, I wanted to know what it was like without having to see the pain in your eyes or something.

[Olivia Sui]

I mean, Olivia, you faced it. You know, that's what was cool.

[Shane Topp]

Did you eat one?

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. That was the goal, right?

[Shane Topp]

To catch one in your mouth?

[Noah Grossman]

Have you literally put a moth in your mouth?

[Shane Topp]

Why?

[Noah Grossman]

I feel like I have done that.

[Shane Topp]

Wait, can I tell a story?

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, you can.

[Shane Topp]

I guess it's not my story to tell. No. This is actually the first time that I'd ever been told anything about drugs, about weed. My brother had stayed with a friend of his. My oldest brother had stayed with a friend of his. And he said. And I don't know why he was telling this story to me, but he said that his friend's roommate wanted to smoke a joint, I guess, and asked his friend to roll it for him. And my brother told me that, I guess. Cause they didn't want him to smoke in the room or something. Essentially, he rolled a dead moth that he found into this guy's joint and then he smoked. That was the first time I learned about joints. But that made me think that joints all had, like, dead bugs in them.

[Olivia Sui]

Well, how did that. Wait, how did that process? How did. How.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh.

[Shane Topp]

Cause you said have a moth in your mouth. And it made me think of the only time I know someone who had a moth in your mouth.

[Olivia Sui]

How did he let a dead moth.

[Shane Topp]

So I think there was already a dead moth, like in their gross apartment. And then while someone else was in another room, he literally just put the body of the moth into the joint. Paper and rolled. So this guy cremated a moth in his mouth.

[Olivia Sui]

Okay.

[Shane Topp]

The end of that.

[Olivia Sui]

Well, that's weird.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

That's.

[Shane Topp]

For anyone listening.

[Olivia Sui]

That's a lot.

[Shane Topp]

I'm sorry. No, that's all I said.

[Olivia Sui]

Wow, Noah.

[Noah Grossman]

That was strange.

[Olivia Sui]

All right. Fuck.

[Noah Grossman]

Wow. Yeah, the haunted house thing was definitely scary. It's not like my worst fear, but. Cause like that the being alone in a haunted house is really scary.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah, I hate it.

[Noah Grossman]

It's a bunch of strangers in masks. My sister has this huge fear of mascot costumes and Chuck E. Cheese costumes, stuff like that. After hearing her explain that fear, it's like, okay, I get it. Yeah. Because it's like there's all these people in masks and you're just trusting them. In this dark room, they could do anything to you. Literally anything.

[Courtney Miller]

Anything. If I wore a mask and I saw you, I'd be like, hey, wanna go you ramen?

[Noah Grossman]

I wouldn't probably be able to hear you because it's a very loud Honey. Haunted house.

[Courtney Miller]

I make sure you hear.

[Olivia Sui]

Well, Olivia would just be walking around there.

[Noah Grossman]

Cause she's waiting for her mom to pick her up.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, I found this haunted house. I'm just gonna talk to the ghosts here.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh my God.

[Shane Topp]

Guys, you wanna hear a pitch for my haunted house?

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

So I think it's the scariest haunted house possible. So you can only go in as a small group, like four maximum. And you go into what you think is gonna be like a really scary house. But you just end up walking into what looks like a normal two story house. And you just watch a family fall apart in front of you.

[Noah Grossman]

You just watch a.

[Olivia Sui]

It's just Death of a Salesman.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Essentially, that.

[Olivia Sui]

That was just a showing of Death of a Salesman.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah. Yeah, but just up close it was.

[Olivia Sui]

Just a Tennessee Williams play. Wait, Shane, I don't know if that's what's up.

[Noah Grossman]

Didn't you have that haunted house thing where like people touched you and stuff?

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, I forgot.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, I remember you telling me this story long ago in improv class.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh my God. A friend of mine and I years ago, signed up for this haunted house called Black, where you sign a release so that people in this haunted house can touch you and mess with you and whatever. And you go in by yourself.

[Shane Topp]

Wow.

[Olivia Sui]

And so you go in one at a time. And each, it's like 10 minutes in between each. And it's in this building in downtown LA. We went at like 2am and oh my God, it was nuts. And yeah, like it's just like you go, you enter this room, high ceilings, but everything's draped with like plastic so you can't see anything. But you're hearing screams, you're hearing People, like, freaking out, whatever. And so my friend goes in first. Then the guy opens up the sheet, and he, like, shines a light in your eye really quick, and then, like, cuts it down, like, asking if you have epilepsy or seizures or whatever. And he's like. He's like, all right, go. Follow the line. Run. And, like, I walk in, I see this blue line in front of me. And then he shuts the sheet, and it's pitch black. And I start, like, trying to move forward, but I'm like, I can't see anything. And then someone grabs me from behind and just starts pushing me. And I'm just moving. I'm just moving really fast. And then I get. And then I'm there for, like. I think I stood there in pitch blackness for, like, two minutes, and suddenly someone would, like, grab you and move you really quick. And then, like, whatever. And I remember just kind of, like, my eyes were sort of adjusting. I couldn't see. And then I could see, like, a few feet ahead of me. I could see someone smiling at me. And then, like, they kind of, like, back up. And then a bunch of crazy stuff happens. It was borderline. Like, there was a couple moments in it where I was like, why did I sign up for this?

[Noah Grossman]

Are there stuff you can't tell?

[Olivia Sui]

No, it's just that it was borderline. Like, there's a part. No, I don't wanna.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, okay. Cause I remember a part that you've yet to mention.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. So I didn't know. We didn't know what was gonna be in it. Right. I knew that it could be. I was gonna get crazy. There was a part where I walk in this room, this guy grabs me from behind, lifts me off my feet, and, like, then, like, not for long, but then sends me back. And he. Like. I think my hands were tied behind my back at this point. I was missing a shoe. What? And he. He's like, jogging place. And I start jogging places faster, whatever. And I'm like, okay. And then he puts a bag over my head, a plastic bag, and kind of, like, ties it. And then I started kind of running out of air. And I was like. I was like, okay, maybe this was a mistake.

[Noah Grossman]

I was like, what?

[Olivia Sui]

This was. So this was like, me and my friend were like, yeah, let's do it. I hear, this is crazy. And then I was just there. I'm like, what are you doing? And it was fine. It really. Like, that was the only moment where I was like, oh. Then there was a lot of typical haunted House moments where a guy. You enter this room and this guy has a staple gun and he runs at you and he presses it against your chest, but it doesn't have staples in it. But for a second you're like, what the. Oh, God. And then you get brought into a room where you get brought into a bathroom, and he tells you to reach your hand and get the key. And you have to reach your hand into this toilet, and there's a bunch of stuff in the toilet, and you get this key out. And then actually, a really cool part of it later on. Later on is. Is you get to this part where there's a bunch of people chained up and you have the key, right? And so you quickly unlock one of the locks and you save this girl. But then she's like, we gotta go, we gotta go. But there's two other people still chained up, and they're like, hey, help. Whatever. And you gotta keep going. And she, like, makes you. And I'm like, this is. That's terrifying. This is terrifying. So that's the craziest haunted house experience of it. Yeah. Halloween Horror Nights has not affected me at real level since then.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, my God.

[Olivia Sui]

That was. That was.

[Courtney Miller]

Who's also signing up to be these performers.

[Shane Topp]

People who need work.

[Olivia Sui]

It's LA people. It's hard to get an acting job.

[Courtney Miller]

Because you could have, like, can you.

[Olivia Sui]

Imagine all my waiters? The next day, somewhere else, I met Sharky. She's like, hey, didn't you save me from that murderer?

[Courtney Miller]

I know, but, like, people who are threatened by that could totally, like, hit them or, like, fight them.

[Olivia Sui]

I mean, that's why I think it's like. It's like, you sign up, but you shouldn't go to that if. If you're gonna. I knew going in. Honestly, by the end of it, I wasn't scared. I was like, that was a rush. That was crazy. And there's no monsters or costumes. It's just people and just different situations, really. There was only a couple parts that I was like, oh. Oh, God. But for the most part, I was like, that was just nuts.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. The dark and then seeing someone smiling suddenly is, like, not as crazy.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. I'd have to think about it and remember what else crazy. But that was like, haunted houses are real.

[Shane Topp]

See, I like, like, real.

[Olivia Sui]

Like real haunted ghosts.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, you mean actual ghosts in a house?

[Courtney Miller]

I told you my really good friend lived in one.

[Shane Topp]

Didn't you say just like, the door slammed or something?

[Courtney Miller]

No, there's a lot of things that happen, and I Don't know if she would want me to tell it. Cause it took her. I've been best friends with her since I was 15. And it was like a couple months ago, she like, really told me the stuff that went on in her house. It was just so bad, I think. And luckily they moved out. But the origin of why the house was so haunted was because this guy, he was one of the wealthiest builders in Orange county. And he built two homes. One, you can still find it online. He built this, like, really famous mansion that looked like a pirate ship. And he built another one that was my friend lived in. And his wife killed herself, committed suicide. And then her favorite house was the one that my friend lived in. And she would.

[Shane Topp]

That's crazy. See, that's the stuff that's like. That's where I can't suspend my disbelief and like, fully be down for ghosts.

[Courtney Miller]

I'll tell you later on. I'll tell you.

[Olivia Sui]

No, that's. And I don't know if I believe in ghosts or not, but why I wasn't too scared with this haunted thing that I did forever ago. Or wasn't haunted just the house. The crazy thing is. Cause it was just people being crazy people. Supernatural stuff does scare me. Cause I don't know, I'm like, ah. I'm scared by not knowing what it is. Whether it's my mind playing tricks on me or not, it still scares me.

[Shane Topp]

I just got too many questions for ghosts. Not that I obviously have all the answers or will find the answers or like anyone will. But just ghosts give me too many questions for me to believe it as like a legitimate natural phenomenon in the sense of ghosts as I understand it currently. But easily. There could be ghosts in another form that I'm down to believe in. But I can't wrap my head around actual past humans actively being aware or haunting or anything like that. I can't necessarily be with, but.

[Olivia Sui]

Right.

[Shane Topp]

But there's angles I could find.

[Olivia Sui]

It's one of those things, right. Where I'm like, I don't know if I believe in ghosts or demons, whatever, but they're like, okay, would you. For $100,000, would you spend a night by yourself in this abandoned hospital where tons of people died? I'd be like. Cause there's a part of my brain, there's subconsciously where I'm like, but what if there's stuff?

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. And I think I feel like, yes, there are spirits, but it just depends. There are good spirits and bad ones.

[Olivia Sui]

There's spirits. There's Casper, who Casper did kill a guy. What if Casper, at the end, just murdered a guy?

[Shane Topp]

Like, no one knows.

[Olivia Sui]

They're like, he's not that friendly.

[Courtney Miller]

There are friendly ghosts. Like, my friend lived in an apartment with a friendly ghost. She lived.

[Shane Topp]

What is that?

[Noah Grossman]

Like, what's a friendly ghost experience?

[Olivia Sui]

I want a ghost that makes breakfast.

[Shane Topp]

She's an old.

[Courtney Miller]

She was. Old ghost. And the thing is that I would sleep at my friend's apartment in New York all the time, and just random things would happen, like her. I remember this one time, I was just doing my makeup. She wasn't home, and her computer was off. And then all of a sudden, her computer turned on, and it started playing the Shangri Las.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, that's just the nsa.

[Courtney Miller]

And it was just like. I was like, wait, this is like. It's like 1960s music. And I'm like, this is so creepy and weird. And then sometimes, like, her Keurig would start making coffee in the middle of the night. And her light in her closet, it was like, it's an old apartment. It would be the. The ones that, like, would, like, pull down, and it would just turn on and off. It was just so weird. And then one day, she was at, like, a. Like, a psychic crystal shop, and one of the people working there, she was like, hey, I just want to let you know that there is an elderly ghost living in your apartment. But don't be afraid. She's. She's chill. She's not gonna hurt you.

[Noah Grossman]

Aww.

[Shane Topp]

That's crazy.

[Olivia Sui]

So if that's an elderly ghost, does that mean that when you die, you're the age, like.

[Shane Topp]

No, no, no. You get to pick.

[Olivia Sui]

You get to pick. But they chose the anal person.

[Shane Topp]

Well, she never made it to 82.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, so she died at 40 and was like, I want to be 80.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

What's it like?

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, what's that like?

[Shane Topp]

I don't.

[Noah Grossman]

No, no. I mean, in the Mormon religion, it's like, when we die and go to heaven, we're at our prime.

[Shane Topp]

Don't you get a planet in Mormonism?

[Courtney Miller]

There's a lot, I think, that's true.

[Noah Grossman]

That we are, like. We are like. Like, probably me.

[Olivia Sui]

And I'm still shooting to get a planet in my regular life.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

You know, if I play my cards right. And space exploration, 20 years.

[Shane Topp]

Marry Elon Musk.

[Olivia Sui]

I'm trying to claim Neptune. You know what I mean? Wow.

[Noah Grossman]

Have you guys heard the ghost story? The woman who, like, has a sexual relationship with a spirit, she, like, scary people heard that.

[Olivia Sui]

I've also heard of she's been on.

[Noah Grossman]

Podcasts and, like, TV shows.

[Olivia Sui]

There was a woman who said that about an alien, too, that she had sex with an alien.

[Courtney Miller]

What about the spirit?

[Noah Grossman]

She met him on a plane, you know, Kevin, didn't they.

[Shane Topp]

Didn't she already get divorced from him, though?

[Noah Grossman]

I haven't kept up with it.

[Olivia Sui]

She married the ghost.

[Noah Grossman]

They were in a sex relationship.

[Olivia Sui]

Relationship.

[Noah Grossman]

Relationship for a while.

[Olivia Sui]

She. But in order to marry the ghost, she had to meet a ghost, like minister, a ghost captain, even that could marry them. I'm just saying, like, to get married to a ghost, you'd have to have a. You'd have to have a ghost that can marry you. Both.

[Noah Grossman]

Or why not just a regular person to marry.

[Olivia Sui]

Both. Only a ghost be able to hear and. And get consent from the ghost to make.

[Noah Grossman]

They just get longer than the medium.

[Courtney Miller]

They get her. No, she's a fake.

[Noah Grossman]

Whoa, you got real mad. I believe that.

[Courtney Miller]

Well, okay, that's the thing.

[Olivia Sui]

That no matter what, whether ghosts are real or not, there's so many liars on this planet.

[Courtney Miller]

Well, can I tell you something? You know the guy? What's his name? The younger guy.

[Olivia Sui]

Chef Boyardee?

[Courtney Miller]

No, the younger guy. He's a Hollywood medium.

[Noah Grossman]

Oh, I don't know him.

[Courtney Miller]

I only know you're a blonde girl. No, Tyler. Oh, Tyler. He's the Hollywood medium. And Tyler Phantom, he's like, what, like 20s, early 20s. And he got his show on the E. Network because when he met with the producers, he read everyone in the room and they were like, oh, my God, you're the real deal. And they gave him a show, but.

[Olivia Sui]

He just read their IMDb.

[Courtney Miller]

No, no, no.

[Shane Topp]

It was like a different show.

[Noah Grossman]

Long Island's medium.

[Shane Topp]

There's like a New York medium, this blonde girl medium.

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, well, that lady, she was proven to be fake. Yeah, completely fake.

[Courtney Miller]

Long island medium, Brazilian.

[Olivia Sui]

She's the one who told those parents. She's like, yeah, you're these parents. Son had disappeared and they went on this show and they. To talk and they're like, what happened to our son? She's like, I'm afraid he's passed away. I see he's drowned or something. And they're like, crying on the show. Cause they're like, oh, my God. And then the boy was found like a month later. And they're like, oh, so you just completely lied and told these parents that, oh, I see in my visions that your son has died. And it's like, nope, he hadn't. You just went on what you thought.

[Courtney Miller]

Happened, but Also sick with Tyler the Meat Medium. Who was that man? He is the guy from home. Home develop. What is that show?

[Olivia Sui]

Oh, Tim Allen.

[Courtney Miller]

Tim Allen. So, no.

[Noah Grossman]

Who's the one that passed away?

[Courtney Miller]

No, no, no. The guy who sings Blurred Lines. His dad.

[Shane Topp]

Oh, oh, Alan Thicke.

[Olivia Sui]

Alan Thicke.

[Courtney Miller]

Okay, Alan Thicke. So he read Alan Thicke a week before he passed away. And it was all. I watched the interview, Like, I watched it and he was saying. He was like, there you have a heart condition. Like you have an ancestor. Telling me that to the doctor and check your heart out. And Alan Thicke was like, ugh. Like, my wife made me do this thing and this show. And he was like, I'm fine. Nobody in my family has a heart problem. And then you can see in Tyler Medium's eyes, he was like, no, you really need to go check this out because it's really gonna be bad for you. And he didn't believe it. And a week ago, he passed away.

[Noah Grossman]

Wow, that's wild.

[Shane Topp]

See, with that, I would still be on the board of, like, no ghosts. Just like, that person's got amazing ability to read body language in small c'.

[Noah Grossman]

You could tell by my body language that I'm gonna die in a week.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

To be fair, dogs can possibly.

[Shane Topp]

There's a lot of things like this person might have something that's, you know, supernatural in powers compared to someone else. I don't. Personally, I don't think it's ghost. Cause to me, that'd be the last thing before ghosts. It would be like, wow, you are so in tune with subtle body language or all of these things, whether or not you're aware of it. You were able to tell by seeing different patterns in people sense.

[Olivia Sui]

Dogs can sense, like, a heart attack. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

That's crazy.

[Olivia Sui]

So, I mean, it's not. It's like that naturally. Like, they're.

[Courtney Miller]

How do you know what the dog is smelling?

[Olivia Sui]

Well, they've just.

[Noah Grossman]

I mean, Django did that. He did that for a woman twice.

[Courtney Miller]

What do you mean?

[Noah Grossman]

Like, the lady that's taking care of Django, she has like a heart condition. And like, twice in a row he would, like, stop playing fetch or doing something and just, like, stare at her, like, really intensely or be by her, like, just looking at her. And then 30 seconds later, she'd collapse.

[Olivia Sui]

Wow.

[Noah Grossman]

That happened twice.

[Shane Topp]

Wow.

[Noah Grossman]

Since I last talked to her. That's crazy. And so they're putting him through. They're gonna put him through, like, service dog training to hone in on that. Because she needs. But, yeah, Dogs can do that. They can be trained to smell out tumors.

[Courtney Miller]

So Tyler, the medium, is half dog? Yeah, I guess.

[Shane Topp]

Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. Maybe he's just the feet.

[Noah Grossman]

Maybe he's actually a German shepherd. Would you guys go to a medium? I would love to just see. Cause I have, like. I think that's, like, I would be interested in hearing.

[Courtney Miller]

Yeah. If, like, someone here. There's a death.

[Olivia Sui]

But I just know, like, they say, like, oh, if you're a skeptic, they can't do it.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, I'm not a skeptic, though. I'm just.

[Olivia Sui]

Right. Brown. I'm saying for you, but I'm saying for me, if I went, I'll show.

[Courtney Miller]

You the video after, you'll be like, whoa, that one is the most insane.

[Olivia Sui]

I'd want to see it. I don't know. Like, I have a hard time when I'm seeing something that's been produced and edited that I just don't trust anything. Like. And I'm not saying. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying, like, I have a heart. I can't fully believe something that I'm seeing through media. Because I'm like, oh, this is. People have looked at this. Even if he's predicting something, they edited to make it more crazy. Right.

[Courtney Miller]

I wasn't even that scared of butterflies. It was all the editing that made me.

[Noah Grossman]

The CGI Tears.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, yeah. No, but real talk. How many times have we shot a video and be like, that was. Oh, my God, what did we just shoot? And then it comes out. Great. Because the editors make us look awesome. Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Like the first 10. Try not to laugh.

[Olivia Sui]

We didn't know what we were doing.

[Shane Topp]

That was fun, though.

[Olivia Sui]

There were definitely some.

[Shane Topp]

But it's also when we shot, like, four in a day, and it was by the fourth time. I'm on the third joke out of nothing. Like, what do you think?

[Olivia Sui]

There's definitely some. Try not to laughs where we were like, there is no way this is making it to air. It turns out funny. And we're like, how, dude?

[Courtney Miller]

I remember there was one back at Defy. It was like, towards the end, I remember. I think you and I were like, oh, man, I have nothing.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah, dude.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah, we would have somewhere. We were just out of jokes. I think that's the one. Like, my joke where I came out and I'm just dressed in this weird. And I'm just like. I'm like. I'm like, I just got. I just got kicked out of a Baja Fresh. Oh, I love that one for murder. Like, that was me just having no joke. Being like, I'm gonna put on this weird costume and just say something.

[Noah Grossman]

There's been recent ones where I just literally have nothing.

[Shane Topp]

But that's what's fun.

[Noah Grossman]

That's what's fun.

[Shane Topp]

Is this the entire package that's entertaining. I don't think if the game was let's have the funniest jokes, it would not be fun.

[Courtney Miller]

You're so funny on this.

[Olivia Sui]

The failures are what honestly make it great.

[Shane Topp]

It's everyone together. Thank you so much. Like, everyone. El is really funny too.

[Olivia Sui]

And now on to sports, which I also do. It's so good.

[Shane Topp]

It's all nothing, but in the best way. It's all, like, all of us committing and just being so supportive because I know I couldn't go out there and do half the dumb shit. Even when I give up on myself to have someone else, like, at least the room wants to laugh. If the room wants to laugh, something's gonna be funny. Something's gonna be fun. It's never gonna die.

[Olivia Sui]

I've discovered with try not to laugh. At least my plan of attack is I'm like, I don't have to be funny at all. If I commit 1000% to this joke, it'll do something. It'll either be the greatest failure ever, or it'll work.

[Shane Topp]

Also, fans, like, there's. They latch onto everything. Like, individual fans can find anything funny. So it's like there's a group of people that love this joke that, like, is nothing.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. It hits us all in different ways. Like, even we can all be laughing at one joke, but we have different reasons why we're laughing at it.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. The weirdest jokes that we never think would take off are the ones like when I just came out and I'm like, I'm gonna be this prank caller who calls different pizza places and tells him they're his favorite.

[Shane Topp]

Now I'm wearing for it.

[Olivia Sui]

It's so ridiculous. I was thinking about the other day. I was just looking at one of the hoodies, and I was just like, how the hell did this happen?

[Noah Grossman]

That's funny. Speaking of. Yeah, that merch you can get on smosh store. Guys, thank you for hanging out with me. I know it's time to go.

[Shane Topp]

Of course.

[Courtney Miller]

Of course.

[Noah Grossman]

Yeah. So. So if you want to submerse yourself in our pizza place merch, we have various different kinds. Sorry, I just caressed your chest. We also have coffee. My favorite coffee dot com. And we also have mugs. Ooh, where's your one with the upside down label?

[Olivia Sui]

I think it's actually back in our room. I forgot to bring it this time.

[Shane Topp]

You have one that's upside down.

[Noah Grossman]

It was a misprint. Yeah.

[Olivia Sui]

So it's upside down. And I love it.

[Noah Grossman]

That's so fun. Yep.

[Olivia Sui]

You know what?

[Noah Grossman]

It is, gang? Subscribe to the Smoshkaz channel if you want to see the highlights on Wednesdays or the full videos on Fridays. Or if you just like using your ears and not your eyes, you get that audio on Wednesdays.

[Courtney Miller]

Nice.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah. And if you just like using your eyes but not your ears, watch the video on Friday and just mute it and just watch us just. And read our lips.

[Noah Grossman]

That's fun. I like that. Is that it?

[Olivia Sui]

Get out.

[Noah Grossman]

Bye, guys.

[Shane Topp]

Leave us on. But you leave.

[Olivia Sui]

Yeah.

[Shane Topp]

Get out of the car for, like, 10. Car.

[Olivia Sui]

Park your car and get out. But leave the audio on.

[Shane Topp]

Turn your car on. Park.

[Olivia Sui]

It is time.

[Shane Topp]

Don't.

[Courtney Miller]

Bye.

[Olivia Sui]

Bye, guys.