Smosh Mouth: S2 #47 – We’re Going to Australia! Released on January 22, 2020
1. Opening Remarks
The episode kicks off with a lively conversation among the hosts: Shane Topp, Damien Hodge, and Ian. They immediately dive into personal anecdotes and set the tone for an engaging discussion.
2. Navigating the Dating Scene
The trio delves into Ian’s bustling dating life, highlighting the challenges and humorous aspects of juggling multiple dates.
- Ian shares his recent dating spree: “Saturday night went on a date. Sunday brunch date. Sunday night, date.” (03:00)
- Shane Topp humorously points out, “You went on two dates in one,” to which Damien adds, “That's three.” (03:42)
- Damien reflects on male camaraderie: “When I talk to other guys, it's still this very like man type way of talking about things.” (00:45)
This segment underscores the sometimes comedic nature of modern dating, especially in the bustling LA scene.
3. Personal Goals for 2020
Each host outlines their aspirations for the year, providing a glimpse into their personal lives and ambitions.
Shane Topp: Mastering the Splits
Shane announces his determination to achieve the splits by the end of the year.
- Shane states, “I am determined... I'm gonna do the splits.” (03:51)
- Damien jokes about his flexibility, “You have a bunch of those pocket warmers inside your bones.” (04:29)
Shane discusses his gradual approach: “I'm trying to stretch every day. Here's stretches that'll eventually get you to that point.” (04:12)
Damien Hodge: Fitness and Voice Acting
Damien shares his dual goals of improving physical fitness and expanding his voice acting portfolio.
- Damien expresses his fitness goal: “I want to get back into being physically fit.” (07:33)
- On voice acting, he mentions, “I want to add two games to my cycle of stuff that I just keep back working on.” (08:09)
Ian: Finding Love and Traveling to Iceland
Ian focuses on personal relationships and an exciting travel plan.
- Ian declares his main goal: “Find love.” (15:43)
- He also reveals his upcoming trip: “I am going to Iceland.” (30:59)
4. Travel Plans and Tour Preparations
The conversation shifts to their imminent trip to Australia and the logistics of touring together.
- Ian introduces the Australia trip: “We're going to Australia in March... Supernova, it's kind of like a comic con of Australia.” (36:32)
- They discuss selling Australia-themed shirts to support the Red Cross: “100% of the proceeds go to the Red Cross in Australia.” (36:47)
- Shane suggests taking on a Spartan Race during the tour for added adventure: “I think we should all do it.” (12:24)
Notable Quote:
- Damien humorously warns about tour bus etiquette: “The number one rule of any tour is you don't poop on the tour bus.” (00:00)
5. The Reality of Tour Life
A humorous yet candid discussion about the challenges of touring, especially concerning personal necessities like using the bathroom.
- Ian raises concerns about frequent dates: “I'm afraid that one of my dates is going to watch this podcast and be like, the fuck.” (17:36)
- The hosts joke about the logistics of using the bathroom on tour buses, emphasizing the importance of maintaining comfort and etiquette.
Notable Quote:
- Damien asserts, “I want to let you know that, like, I'm not doing this to be malicious, but if I'm on a tour bus and I have to go to the bathroom... I'm gonna straight up do it.” (51:37)
6. Video Game Movies and Series
A rich discussion ensues about the challenges and successes of adapting video games into movies and series.
- Damien critiques video game movies: “Video game movies have never worked because they’re a lot like books... You spend 40 to 50 hours with a story.” (66:00)
- Shane praises successful adaptations like The Witcher: “The Witcher nailed it so hard on Netflix.” (67:08)
- They debate potential future adaptations, mentioning Mass Effect, Metroid, and Dark Souls as promising candidates.
Notable Quotes:
- Damien: “I think the Witcher nailed it so hard on Netflix.” (67:08)
- Shane: “Mass Effect would be so good.” (69:04)
7. Environmental Considerations in Travel
The hosts engage in a thoughtful conversation about the environmental impact of travel and individual responsibilities.
- Damien discusses pollution and consumer responsibility: “I believe pollution happens, but in so many areas the onus is placed on the average everyday consumer...” (34:02)
- Shane emphasizes systemic issues: “The factories, the manufacturing aspect of the world is chugging along.” (34:02)
Notable Quote:
- Damien: “We are always going to be a blight on the earth. And no matter what we do, we’re always going to be a blight on the earth.” (36:25)
8. Light-Hearted Banter and Jokes
Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a humorous and light-hearted atmosphere, sharing jokes and playful interactions.
- Ian: “I'm a catch my dude.” (18:04)
- Shane and Damien exchange playful insults and jokes about pooping on the bus.
Notable Quote:
- Shane: “What are your, your favorite Australian? What's your guys favorite Australian?” (37:45)
- Damien: “It's a bird, but it’s got a big old bottom and I just want to use it like a pillow.” (38:30)
9. Closing Remarks
The episode concludes with final thoughts on personal health, upcoming travel, and a reminder to support their Australia trip merchandise.
- Damien shares his experience overcoming a vitamin D deficiency: “I've been like... I really need to take these things to feel good.” (76:03)
- Ian encourages listeners to prioritize their health: “If you're tired all the time, maybe there's a reason. Get checked out.” (78:53)
- They reiterate their support for the Australian Red Cross and promote their merchandise.
Notable Quote:
- Damien: “Get tested for blood. If you don't have blood, you need it, probably.” (78:57)
Conclusion
"Smosh Mouth: S2 #47 – We’re Going to Australia!" offers a blend of personal insights, humorous banter, and engaging discussions on dating, personal goals, travel, and the intricacies of adapting video games into multimedia formats. The hosts' camaraderie and candid conversations provide an entertaining and relatable listening experience for fans and newcomers alike.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
- Damien Hodge (00:00): “How to have fun anytime, anywhere. Step one, go to chumbacasino.com...”
- Ian (03:00): “Ramble Saturday night, went on a date. Sunday brunch date. Sunday night, date.”
- Shane Topp (03:51): “I am determined... I'm gonna do the splits.”
- Damien Hodge (36:25): “We are always going to be a blight on the earth...”
- Shane Topp (67:08): “The Witcher nailed it so hard on Netflix.”
- Damien Hodge (78:53): “Get tested for blood. If you don't have blood, you need it, probably.”
Feel free to listen to the full episode for a more comprehensive understanding of the hosts' dynamic and discussions.