Podcast Summary: Smosh Mouth – Season 2, Episode 70: "We Have a Debate About Literally Everything"
Release Date: July 8, 2020
Hosts: Shayne Topp (Short), Amanda Lehan-Canto (Tall), and a rotating Smosh friend
Description: Join the Smosh team as they delve into various topics, sharing their thoughts, internet finds, and entertaining debates.
1. Introduction and Studio Shoot Recap
The episode kicks off with casual banter among the hosts, primarily focusing on their recent experience filming in the studio. Courtney Miller shares her excitement about being around the crew despite filming on her birthday.
- Courtney Miller [00:00]: “It was so nice to see everyone and at least, like, be social and be near people.”
Shayne Topp humorously compares rollerblading to Nickelback in the rock genre, setting a playful tone for the episode.
- Shayne Topp [00:15]: “Rollerblading is to the X Games what Nickelback is to rock. It's just a gross impersonation that is nothing more than just a tragedy to experience.”
The conversation shifts to personal health, with Courtney discussing her vision issues and the need to update her prescription.
- Courtney Miller [02:05]: “My coloboma... I'm going to be going to an eye doctor.”
2. Transition to Debate Format
The hosts introduce a new segment featuring structured debates on various topics. Kevin McShane, the producer, is humorously dubbed "Kevin from Heaven" to serve as the tiebreaker.
- Ian Hecox [08:34]: “We're not just going to be rambling... there is a debate coming up soon.”
3. Debates
a. Reading Is Still Cool vs. Reading Not Cool
Topic: Reading is still cool (Shayne) vs. Reading is not cool (Ian)
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Shayne Topp [10:30]: “Reading is incredibly cool... by saying reading is not cool is the desire to suppress knowledge and to suppress education.”
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Ian Hecox [11:34]: “A book is outdated technology... There's plenty of movies and documentaries that do that.”
Rebuttals:
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Shayne [12:52]: “If we're talking about convenience and advancement, nothing has advanced past books... Knowledge is gone then.”
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Ian [14:01]: “With a documentary, they can compress those ideas down into something that I could enjoy... Books are combustible.”
Conclusion:
Kevin McShane sides with Ian, highlighting the efficiency of modern media. Ultimately, Shane concedes with a humorous jab.
- Shayne [15:55]: “Reading is bad. Don't do it.”
b. Rollerblades vs. Skateboards
Topic: Rollerblades (Courtney) vs. Skateboards (Shayne)
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Courtney Miller [17:17]: “Rollerblading is very convenient... People don't look at rollerblades and see that kid's a rebel.”
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Shayne Topp [18:33]: “Skateboarding is so much more challenging. There's way more tricks you can do... Skateboards are just...”
Rebuttals:
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Courtney [20:05]: “Rollerblades have gel wheels, and they are much smoother for a much smoother ride... Rollerblades are safer.”
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Shayne [20:54]: “Rollerblading is to the X Games what Nickelback is to rock... It’s just used to establish bad guys in 90s high school movies.”
Conclusion:
Kevin favors Shane, noting the popularity and cultural impact of skateboarding.
- Kevin McShane [23:53]: “I give this one to Shane.”
c. Friends Is a Good Show vs. Friends Is a Bad Show
Topic: Friends is a good show (Courtney) vs. Friends is a bad show (Ian)
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Ian Hecox [24:32]: “When I go on a dating app and somebody lists Friends as their best show, I know immediately that I'm immediately suspicious of their taste... It has a laugh track.”
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Courtney Miller [25:22]: “It did normalize some unconventional things... the characters had a lot of progression.”
Rebuttals:
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Ian [26:33]: “What makes the cast so diverse...? The laugh track...”
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Courtney [27:32]: “There is a lack of racial diversity in the main cast, but so do so many TV shows today... Rachel is shown having to fire people...”
Conclusion:
Shayne awards the point to Courtney, criticizing Ian's lack of substantial arguments.
- Shayne [29:07]: “I give that one to Courtney.”
d. Birds Are Scarier vs. Fish Are Scarier
Topic: Birds are scarier (Ian) vs. Fish are scarier (Shayne)
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Ian Hecox [31:13]: “Sound is such an instigator for fear... Birds are scary because they can come at you fast and without... They’ve evolved but still have that instinct to rip you apart.”
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Shayne Topp [32:15]: “We are unaware of over 90% of the Earth's ocean... Fish live in the unknown... Cthulhu, Godzilla... Fish are from hell.”
Rebuttals:
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Courtney [33:20]: “Why are birds scary?”
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Shayne [34:27]: “Fish are from hell... Sharks are big and terrifying...”
Conclusion:
Kevin sides with Shane, citing the fearsome nature of many fish species.
- Kevin McShane [36:04]: “I give this one to Shane.”
e. Are Hot Cheetos Food or Not
Topic: Hot Cheetos are food (Courtney) vs. Hot Cheetos are not food (Shayne)
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Shayne Topp [37:37]: “Hot Cheetos are not technically in the category of food... They are the only good drugs... They extract hot cheetah blood...”
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Courtney Miller [39:08]: “Given the definition of food... It's edible... It's dehydrated cheese... It’s frickin' delicious.”
Rebuttals:
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Shayne [40:11]: “Hot Cheetos predate man... They are escape into evil... Donuts are just addictive drugs.”
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Courtney [41:21]: “Chili peppers are used to make snacks spicy... Cheetos are edible and have nutrition facts.”
Conclusion:
Shayne successfully defends his stance, albeit with humorous exaggerations.
- Shayne [42:27]: “I give this one to Shane.”
f. At Home Shoots vs. Studio Shoots
Topic: At home shoots (Ian) vs. Studio shoots (Courtney)
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Courtney Miller [44:09]: “Filming in a studio creates more job stability... more social interaction... You don’t have to worry about tech when you're just acting.”
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Ian Hecox [45:11]: “At home shoots allowed us to go back to our roots... It brings important perspective on making content...”
Rebuttals:
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Courtney [46:05]: “Teamwork and being able to work well with others... bond with the crew.”
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Ian [46:56]: “Courtney dumb. Ian smart.”
Conclusion:
Shayne awards the point to Courtney, citing Ian's lack of serious arguments.
- Shayne [47:38]: “I have to give the point to Courtney now.”
4. Personal Stories and Shoot Dudes
The hosts share amusing personal anecdotes about minor injuries ("Shoot Dudes") they've experienced while working from home.
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Ian Hecox [51:23]: “I hit my cheekbone against the Febreze bottle... It hurt badly...”
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Shayne Topp [54:26]: “I have a burn on my left arm from cooking salmon...”
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Courtney Miller [54:53]: “I only had really bad acne...”
Kevin McShane contributes stories about his wife’s cooking mishaps, adding to the humorous tone.
- Kevin McShane [55:18]: “My wife burns herself a lot...”
5. Conclusion and Promotions
The episode wraps up with the hosts reflecting on the fun and silliness of the debates, encouraging listeners to suggest future topics and participate in their "Shoot Dudes" segment. They also promote their new Groovy clothing line designed by Kell Lauren.
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Courtney Miller [56:07]: “We wanted to do this because it's fun and silly... provide you some serotonin...”
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Ian Hecox [57:05]: “We have a new line out. It's the Groovy line...”
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
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Shayne Topp [00:15]: “Rollerblading is to the X Games what Nickelback is to rock. It's just a gross impersonation that is nothing more than just a tragedy to experience.”
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Courtney Miller [10:30]: “Reading is incredibly cool... by saying reading is not cool is the desire to suppress knowledge and to suppress education.”
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Ian Hecox [11:34]: “A book is outdated technology... There's plenty of movies and documentaries that do that.”
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Shayne Topp [15:55]: “Reading is bad. Don't do it.”
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Courtney Miller [17:17]: “Rollerblading is very convenient... People don't look at rollerblades and see that kid's a rebel.”
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Shayne Topp [20:54]: “Rollerblading is to the X Games what Nickelback is to rock... It’s just used to establish bad guys in 90s high school movies.”
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Ian Hecox [24:32]: “When I go on a dating app and somebody lists Friends as their best show, I know immediately that I'm immediately suspicious of their taste... It has a laugh track.”
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Courtney Miller [25:22]: “It did normalize some unconventional things... the characters had a lot of progression.”
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Shayne Topp [37:37]: “Hot Cheetos are not technically in the category of food... They are the only good drugs...”
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Courtney Miller [39:08]: “Given the definition of food... It’s dehydrated cheese... It’s frickin’ delicious.”
Final Thoughts
The episode of "Smosh Mouth" is a whirlwind of humorous debates covering a wide array of topics, from the merits of reading to the classification of Hot Cheetos. The hosts' playful chemistry and witty exchanges provide entertainment while also touching on more thoughtful discussions about media consumption and production methods. Whether you're a fan of Smosh or new to their content, this episode offers plenty of laughs and engaging conversations.
Note: This summary captures the essence of the podcast episode, highlighting major debates and integrating notable quotes for authenticity and engagement.