Solving More Of Smosh's Problems | Smosh Mouth 89

Summary

Smosh Mouth Episode Summary: "Solving More Of Smosh's Problems | Smosh Mouth 89"

Release Date: April 14, 2025
Hosts: Shayne Topp (Short) and Amanda Lehan-Canto (Tall)
Rotating Guest: Various Smosh Friends

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Introduction

In the 89th episode of Smosh Mouth, hosts Shayne Topp and Amanda Lehan-Canto, alongside a rotating Smosh friend, dive into another round of problem-solving within the Smosh community. The episode is a blend of comedic banter and genuine attempts to address everyday issues faced by their colleagues and friends.

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Boosting Office Morale and the Bingo Challenge

The episode kicks off with Shayne and Amanda discussing the declining happiness index at the Smosh office, which had previously soared thanks to their problem-solving episodes.

Shayne (02:22):
"We have helped everyone around Smosh solve their problems."

Amanda (02:34):
"We are licensed people."

Their conversation leads to the introduction of a bingo game designed by their friend Selena, where colleagues identify recurring mannerisms and phrases used by Shayne and Amanda.

Amanda (04:07):
"My bingo card is, like, it happened."

The hosts humorously speculate about who will "hit bingo" first, setting a lighthearted tone for the episode.

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Client Problem 1: Arasha Leilani's Urgent Pee Predicament

Guest: Arasha Leilani ([05:50])

Arasha presents a humorous yet relatable problem about the challenges of managing bathroom breaks during long filming sessions. Despite Pee-Prevention techniques like cutting the footage, Amanda finds herself in urgent need of a bathroom, leading to a comical exchange about maintaining professionalism while dealing with nature's call.

Amanda (06:25):
"I feel like I have to pee myself and it'll be fine."

Shayne (08:07):
"I think the answer is to be dehydrated."

The discussion highlights the balancing act between personal needs and professional responsibilities, all wrapped in Smosh's signature humor.

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Client Problem 2: Sarah's Instagram Group Chat Conundrum

Guest: Sarah ([12:32])

Sarah seeks advice on how to exit an Instagram group chat associated with a past job without drawing attention. The dilemma stems from not wanting former coworkers to question her sudden departure from the group.

Amanda (13:07):
"I have to know. And the thing is, Bones, lovely cat..."

Shayne (16:00):
"You could just do a little bit of fun gaslighting..."

Shayne and Amanda offer playful strategies ranging from creating confusion to outright leaving the group, emphasizing the importance of handling digital relationships tactfully.

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Client Problem 3: Courtney's Cat and the Dingleberry Dilemma

Guest: Courtney ([19:02])

Courtney discusses her cat Bones' peculiar habit of leaving "dingleberries" around the house, despite being a well-behaved pet otherwise. The conversation evolves into a humorous discourse on pet grooming and the challenges of maintaining a clean home.

Amanda (20:37):
"I have to know. And the thing is, Bones, lovely cat..."

Shayne (23:05):
"He's a very healthy cat. I think he's just..."

The hosts delve into amusing pet anecdotes, offering light-hearted solutions while poking fun at their own experiences with animals.

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Client Problem 4: Caroline's Salad Stress

Guest: Caroline ([25:02])

Caroline, a new employee, grapples with getting her colleagues to eat their vegetables during lunch. Her frustration stems from the abundance of salad leftovers that go uneaten, leading to storage and waste issues.

Amanda (25:20):
"People are pumping their arms out there. They're stoked."

Shayne (30:01):
"Sprinkle the salad over all the other trays. So you cannot eat any of the food without getting through the salad first."

Shayne and Amanda brainstorm creative, albeit silly, methods to encourage vegetable consumption, reflecting the playful nature of the podcast.

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Client Problem 5: Noah Grossman's Sleep Schedule Struggle

Guest: Noah Grossman ([31:27])

Noah shares his struggles with maintaining a consistent sleep schedule, resulting in fragmented rest and burnout. His condition has led to scalp psoriasis and other health concerns, prompting him to seek advice from the hosts.

Amanda (32:10):
"I'm just struggling with my sleeping schedule."

Shayne (33:03):
"What if you had a notebook by your bed and you wrote down all the things for your Indian restaurant so that you could get it out of your head and go to sleep."

The discussion touches on practical sleep hygiene tips, such as journaling to clear the mind before bedtime, all delivered with Smosh's characteristic humor.

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Client Problem 6: Kimberly's Wedding Planning Woes

Guest: Kimberly ([70:47])

Kimberly faces stress related to hosting her wedding in California while most of her family resides in Texas. The pressure intensifies as family members suggest alternative, more convenient locations, leading to feelings of guilt and stress.

Amanda (75:07):
"I have this cat, Bones. You know him? Yeah."

Shayne (74:14):
"You're the one. You and your fiance are the ones making those decisions, and that's it."

Shayne and Amanda offer support by emphasizing the importance of prioritizing the couple's preferences over external opinions, encouraging Kimberly to feel confident in her wedding choices.

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Client Problem 7: Matt Duran's Cemetery Plot Puzzle

Guest: Matt Duran ([64:28])

Matt encounters a bizarre issue where his father's cemetery plot has been inexplicably removed from the records. Desperate for answers, he seeks assistance to uncover what transpired, leading Shayne to engage in an impromptu and humorous phone call attempt to resolve the mystery.

Shayne (77:53):
"You better remember it."

Amanda (84:36):
"We are not."

The situation unfolds comedically, showcasing the hosts' ability to blend humor with earnest problem-solving, even when the outcomes don't align as planned.

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Conclusion and Wrap-Up

As the episode winds down, Shayne and Amanda reflect on the day's problem-solving endeavors, expressing pride in their ability to assist their colleagues despite the challenges faced.

Shayne (87:13):
"I think this was an episode filled with positivity."

Amanda (87:21):
"We are licensed people. We really solved their problems."

They consider the possibility of continuing this format in future episodes based on listener interest, ending on a hopeful and upbeat note.

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Notable Quotes

• Shayne on Shopify's Efficiency ([00:16]):
  "Nobody does selling better than Shopify, home of the number one checkout on the planet."
  [00:16]

• Amanda on Bathroom Breaks During Filming ([06:25]):
  "I feel like I have to pee myself and it'll be fine."
  [06:25]

• Shayne on Being an Uncle ([65:10]):
  "How do I assert my dominance is what I'm trying to get at."
  [65:10]

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Final Thoughts

"Smosh Mouth" Episode 89 continues the tradition of blending humor with everyday problem-solving, providing listeners with both entertainment and relatable insights. The hosts' dynamic interaction and creative solutions make the episode engaging for both regular listeners and newcomers.

Transcript

[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

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[Amanda]

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[Shane]

Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.

[Amanda]

Hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm gonna look at you this whole time. I'm Amanda. And then I'll look in the camera. How is everybody doing today? Just you, Shane.

[Shane]

I'm doing pretty good. You know, a couple times in the past we have helped everyone around Smosh solve their problems.

[Amanda]

We helped them so much because we are licensed people.

[Shane]

Licensed people. And, you know, after we did those episodes, we had a psychologist come into the office, and they. They measured the happiness index of smosh as a whole. And it. And it was up booming.

[Amanda]

It was up boom.

[Shane]

And. But over time, decline, decline. So we are back. We need to boost the morale of this office once again.

[Amanda]

Yes, we do.

[Shane]

There's clearly a lot of problems going on.

[Amanda]

There's so many problems going on. I mean, I totally get it. You know, we do comedy. That a lot of problems arise because of that.

[Shane]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Amanda]

My biggest. I wouldn't say it's a worry, but I'm anticipating. I'm just wondering if Duran's gonna come back and talk about his dad.

[Shane]

His dad did disappear, so his father. His plot in the cemetery disappeared.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And he has no idea where his dad went.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Right.

[Shane]

And so he did ask if I did promise that I would call and sort it out.

[Amanda]

You did promise a lot. I think I also promised something like I would bring him back to life or. I'm not sure what I promised, but I remember it was like a deal with the devil.

[Shane]

But, yeah, we make a lot of promises here, and we do follow through.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. So, I mean, he's out on your lap.

[Shane]

Exactly.

[Amanda]

You followed through in real time.

[Shane]

No. We're doing a lot of great work here. And I think. I think the world can agree that there's nobody more important to the world than two people on a podcast. You know, like, that.

[Amanda]

We are the. We are going to Captain America. Good night. Go to bed. I mean, I think he already did, but, like, two people on a podcast. This is the future.

[Shane]

The world needs podcasts now more than ever.

[Amanda]

The world needs more. Podcasts needs more. Two people who have no idea what the f. They're doing. Getting on a podcast and asking you to subscribe and then putting ads on it. That's.

[Shane]

That's. The world needs. We need that before we continue. For the past, like, few, I guess, couple months, Selena has had bingo cards for both of us.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I'm worried because I think my bingo card is, like, it happened.

[Shane]

We got informed right before this that Selena is very close to bingo. I don't know which one of us, because we both have a bingo card, and it's. All our mannerisms and stuff are all on her bingo card. You can check our community posts for updates on it. Yeah, we have no idea.

[Amanda]

Okay. I want to make a prediction. I feel like it's going to be me who gets out first, because I feel like I usually tend to walk into things a lot and it happens. But then again, I don't know, Shane. You do. You do the things that you know.

[Shane]

I do. I do do the things that I do.

[Amanda]

But we don't know what's on the bingo cards.

[Shane]

We don't know. But you've definitely mentioned Boston in the past couple months.

[Amanda]

Okay, yes, I have.

[Shane]

You definitely said, like, oh, it's an east coast thing.

[Amanda]

That wasn't fair. Ted was here. Ted is Massachuset.

[Shane]

And you know what? And that's. That's how it goes.

[Amanda]

Do you think Selena's setting us up?

[Shane]

Probably.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Yeah. Probably.

[Amanda]

That's so evil. Yeah, she's right here in this room.

[Shane]

Anyways, shall we.

[Amanda]

Shall we bring on the first client?

[Shane]

Yeah. Our first client.

[Amanda]

Yeah, let's. Let's. Let's start solving some problems. This is round three. If you haven't seen round one or round two, go back and check it out. But this is round three of we solve your problems. Let's bring in our first person, Arasha Leilani.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Hi.

[Shane]

Hello.

[Amanda]

Hey, gorgeous. If you're not watching, she's wearing a beautiful spring dress. Thank you. It's Easter.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

As of now, it's Easter.

[Amanda]

Now it's Easter, and we have risen. Is that offensive? Wow.

[Shane]

I don't care.

[Amanda]

No, it doesn't matter. Clients can say whatever they want, but these two podcasters have to be on their path.

[Shane]

Confidentiality agreement.

[Amanda]

No one else will hear this. Right? Right.

[Shane]

Nobody listens to this. So you're fine?

[Amanda]

Yeah. You're good. Nice. So, yeah. What's going on? What's going on with you?

[Shane]

No, no, you cannot do that. No, that is not allowed.

[Amanda]

No. What's your problem now?

[Shane]

I'm good.

[Amanda]

Don't come on here and do this. Do what? No, no. Arasha.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Amanda]

What's going on with you today? Okay, so my problem is that, you know, when we get called to set, we are given, like, hey, this is your last chance to, like, go pee.

[Shane]

Right.

[Amanda]

And. Or as we call it on set 10 1. Right.

[Shane]

True.

[Amanda]

And. And. And as you just saw, I pee right before. Yeah, like, immediately before.

[Shane]

Right.

[Amanda]

But then when we're in our videos and we're filming, I have to pee again. Like, super badly. Whoa.

[Shane]

Immediately.

[Amanda]

Not immediately, but, like, you know, a little bit into it.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Like when we were doing Smosh Pit theater just the other day and you guys were doing scenes from a hat. Oh, no, I, like, I feel like we have to cut back to the footage. If we do have It. Because I really. I'm not kidding. In my head, I was like, I'm just going to pee myself and it'll be fine.

[Shane]

Like, I was like, well, you're behind the podium. Right? Right, right.

[Amanda]

So I could have. I was just like, I'm just going to sit in a puddle of my pee, and then at some point I'm just going to leave and nobody's going to know. I really had to con. Convince myself. But then luckily we cut and I was like, I gotta go. And I quickly, like, ran to the bathroom. But we don't always do that. No, we don't. They. They don't. They don't. They don't usually cut. And like, games, videos sometimes too. Like, we're going at it for like an hour and a half, two hours without cutting. And I'm a hydrated girl, right? So what do I do?

[Shane]

Well, wow.

[Amanda]

Because I don't want to disrupt, you know, like, you don't want to be inconvenient, you know, And I tried that, like, the other day in Reddit stories. I was like, anyway, I can pee. And they were like, okay, let's cut. And I was like, I'm gonna lose my job.

[Shane]

I don't wanna cut our next story. Do you guys need water?

[Amanda]

Am I a bad person of ipe?

[Shane]

Yeah, we can cut.

[Amanda]

Oh, shoot. We have to cut for that? Yeah. We're not gonna cut. I'm sorry. No, please, please go. Just so I'm not wiggly.

[Shane]

No, go.

[Amanda]

I get it. So you're a hydrated girly who also wants everyone to be happy, and you want the video to go well. Exactly. Wow. Yeah. So what do I do?

[Shane]

Ooh, that's tough.

[Amanda]

I kinda hear you. Because I'm also hydrated a lot. Have to pee all the time.

[Shane]

Yeah, it doesn't help that most. It doesn't empathy.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

It doesn't help that most of our episodes of Anything are like, over an hour long. It's like an over an hour of sitting here doing this.

[Amanda]

I think you need to cut the liquids in half, babe.

[Shane]

Yeah, I think the answer is to be dehydrated.

[Amanda]

No. Yes. Be a camel. Just listen. I have to pee right now. No. Hey. No. Should I just do it?

[Shane]

No, no, not on social media. No.

[Amanda]

You're the first person. But I have a dress. It could just go right down to the floo. Well, it's gonna hit all these wires and we're all gonna get electric. But it'll water the plants. Our sign will go out. We can't have that. If we don't have this sign, we can't do this pod, okay?

[Shane]

The show ends as soon as the light goes out.

[Amanda]

Okay, I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna do that. Listen, I think that just cut down on whatever hydration is going on. And also, like, it's okay to stop down.

[Shane]

It is okay. Nobody's upset. I mean, we cut on that Reddit story.

[Amanda]

Some people want to be. No production is rolling their right now. They're like, no.

[Shane]

When you were on Reddit stories and we cut and you went to the bathroom and it was fine. I mean, did I look over and Emily went, oh, like, yeah, but like, I knew totally.

[Amanda]

Everybody was talking about me while I was peeing. Everybody was sitting in that room and they were. Because Shane was like, he was ready to go. He was ready to read another story right then and there.

[Shane]

It's. It's really hard for me to stop reading Reddit stories, then get back into reading because he's so good at it. But it's okay. But it's okay.

[Amanda]

He never messes up. He continues. He. He just reads them super quick and like, never. There's never an issue.

[Shane]

I know.

[Amanda]

Okay, so which one is it, like, be more dehydrated or just like, stand up for myself and be like, we gotta stop because I have to pee right now. I don't want to tell you to be dehydrated, so I'm gonna go with stand up for yourself.

[Shane]

All right, all right, fine. Stand up for yourself. Okay, yeah, fine, I guess stand up for yourself.

[Amanda]

I'm sorry, I have a male on this podcast. It is hard. Girl, is that you? I hear you.

[Shane]

Girl. Girl, girl.

[Amanda]

It is hard. Let me tell you.

[Shane]

Why is it always. Can I say something? Why is it always smosh pit theater that I have to go to the bathroom during?

[Amanda]

I feel, like, suited up in smosh pit theater.

[Shane]

Smash pit theater. I always, at least halfway through, I have to go to the bathroom.

[Amanda]

Maybe it's like, nerves, you know?

[Shane]

I don't know.

[Amanda]

Yeah, maybe it's the turtleneck.

[Shane]

It's the turtleneck.

[Amanda]

It's the frickin turtleneck.

[Shane]

It's the turtlenecks.

[Amanda]

I feel trapped. So that makes you pee.

[Shane]

Perhaps an intermission during smosh pit theater.

[Amanda]

Perhaps because it's theater, okay. And we can all suggest it together so that way, you know, nobody's like, singled out and, you know, we'll just make sure that they never watch this and, you know, like, we're a team, like, all, like, one Cast. We'll be standing right behind you. Hey, bring it in. We'll be standing right behind you. When you do it, say that. Thanks, guys.

[Shane]

You got it.

[Amanda]

Godspeed. Why are you holding my hand like that?

[Shane]

What are you talking about?

[Amanda]

It's like, girl, I get it, girl. I get it. What's going on over here?

[Shane]

Like in that Ariana Grande, wicked clip.

[Amanda]

It's this. Oh. Oh, my God. Having that done to you, like, in both hands is really nice. Arashi. Your time is expired.

[Shane]

Arashi. Thank you.

[Amanda]

Okay, bye. Good luck with everything. And head to the bathroom.

[Shane]

Go to the bathroom.

[Amanda]

I'll see you guys at. What do they do after church? Cookies. And they eat donuts in the basement.

[Shane]

They go to restaurants and terrorize waiters.

[Amanda]

Those are the rich churches. Mine was like, a weird, dusty basement where people cooked cookies and it was bad. Catholic church.

[Shane]

I was there by myself.

[Amanda]

Catholic church.

[Shane]

Our next client. Oh, great.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God. Sarah.

[Shane]

Sarah's here.

[Amanda]

Sarah is incredible. Hello. God bless. Sarah's the first. First face that you see when you walk in a smosh.

[Shane]

That's right.

[Amanda]

She also makes the best snacks in the fridge ever. She does little grapes and carrots and she has everything organized. She is my queen. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. You're so welcome.

[Shane]

What brings you in today? Yeah.

[Amanda]

Okay, so I am. Don't be nervous. I'm not. Okay.

[Shane]

She's like, I killed a man.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I asked Sarah.

[Amanda]

You didn't bring that name.

[Shane]

Okay, Sarah, we have.

[Amanda]

Okay, cool. It's not that serious, but it's pretty serious. Okay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay. I am currently a part of a group chat on Instagram for a job that I have not had in over a year. And I don't know how to leave the group chat because it's been too long. And I can't look at the messages because on Instagram it says, like, a little bubble pops up that's like your profile picture. So it, like, knows if you look at the messages and if I leave the group, it will be like, sarah left the group. And they're gonna be like, why is she still in the group? How did she get in the group? Why is she in the group? And it's for a place that I still go to. So then they're gonna, like, see me and be like, she left a group. But we didn't even know she was in the group. Do you know what I mean?

[Shane]

So. And are you afraid that any of these former co workers of yours would watch this?

[Amanda]

Probably. So.

[Shane]

So you can't even Mention the name of this place.

[Amanda]

No, I can't. It's amc Century City.

[Shane]

What? A movie theater?

[Amanda]

Yeah. You can't leave that group. You understand? Yeah. Because don't you get free popcorn still? No. Okay. They're very, very strict at amc. They are. It's very corporate. I was a member for, like, two months, and I was like, this is sick. And then I didn't go to. Enough.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And I don't drink soda, so it was like, what is the point? Free. Large, but the largest are huge. They're huge.

[Shane]

Get a bunch of Red Vines.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Nobody touches that.

[Shane]

No, they don't. Oh, man. So you haven't even. You've been resisting looking at this group chat.

[Amanda]

So I haven't looked at any of the notifications. I've muted the notifications.

[Shane]

You are so much stronger than me.

[Amanda]

You've missed so many, like, memes, probably. Oscar memes, probably. I missed a lot. But the thing, like, it used to be like, can you cover my shift on Wednesday? And I'd be like, literally, I can't. But then now, literally, I can't now. It's like, so much time has passed. There's videos in there, but you can mute. So I don't get alerted. But it still. There is a notification, so my DMs still have all of the notifications.

[Shane]

Did you leave on good terms?

[Amanda]

I think so.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

But I was there for. It was a very brief period in my life. I was in survival mode. It was recent. Ish. Here's the thing, Sarah. You could leave the group and you would never know what they said after. Right? But, like, when I go there, they're gonna, like, scan my ticket and, like, what if they, like, go in their little walkie talkie and they're like, that girl that left, our group is here. Do you have to go to that amc?

[Shane]

Do you think they won't let you see anything? That's what they say in the walkie talkies.

[Amanda]

I thought they were working. I mean, we are working, but, like, snitching on people. They're like, bitches.

[Shane]

Wow. I always knew it.

[Amanda]

I knew it, too.

[Shane]

When I'm walking in there, I give them their ticket and they're like, say something. They're saying just like, look at this fucking nerd.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they definitely are. For sure. For sure. Exactly what they're used for.

[Shane]

I. I don't think you should leave.

[Amanda]

Hey, that's a show on Netflix. Don't steal that.

[Shane]

It's one of my favorite shows.

[Amanda]

I know.

[Shane]

Wait, I Think you should just hop in, scroll for as long as you can, get as much info as possible.

[Amanda]

Then they'll see her, picture that she's bad.

[Shane]

What are they going to do about it?

[Amanda]

But she hasn't been there in months. You guys. You get it. Wait, hear me out. What if you just deleted the whole. Can you, like, swipe and delete the whole conversation? It's gone forever. But then I feel like if they write again, it comes back up.

[Shane]

You're saying, like, to Thanos snap the. Just get rid of it all.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

If I can't be here, none of you can.

[Amanda]

That's how I'm gonna. That would be. That's how I'm gonna deal with it.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll love that.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Maybe let's go with Shane's approach since we don't like the Thanos approach. Get in there, read what you need to read. Mm. And then I personally think you should just leave. Should I announce I'm leaving?

[Shane]

That'd be really funny.

[Amanda]

Guys.

[Shane]

You could be like, guys, I've had a great time working with you all, but I gotta go.

[Amanda]

It's been.

[Shane]

And then they might.

[Amanda]

All right. And they're gonna be like, who is this girl? That's so true. Yeah.

[Shane]

Or maybe you hop in there, maybe just do a little bit of fun gaslighting, where you hop. You go, hey, can you guys cover my shift on Sunday? And you start lying. And they're like, wait, I thought she quit. Oh, wait, she still works here. And you're just like, yeah, I just. I've been off for a little bit.

[Amanda]

Took a leave.

[Shane]

Yeah, exactly. That's like, have some fun.

[Amanda]

Month, leave of absence, you know? Sure. Dabble in danger. Like, get in there and kind of up and then leave.

[Shane]

You could do that.

[Amanda]

Dabble in danger.

[Shane]

I see. I think you have an abundance of opportunity here.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

And I think I'm very impressed. I trust you so much as a coworker, knowing that you are willing to just leave that. Because I wouldn't be able to do that.

[Amanda]

No. Shane would want to know what everyone's talking about.

[Shane]

Exactly.

[Amanda]

There's tea in there that needs to be covered for. Sure. Sarah. Get in there. Sarah. Then come back to us and tell us what was in there. Okay. I'll write it all down.

[Shane]

I'll log it. Okay, great. The AMC Century City look out. Your secret.

[Amanda]

I can't.

[Shane]

We know your secret.

[Amanda]

I can't. We love you, amc. I love Nicole Kidman. And I'm just really happy to be Here. Nicole's not on the chat, right? No. God, no.

[Shane]

Was that the theater that she went and watched all those movies at?

[Amanda]

No, it was, like, the Porter Ranch one. Porter Ranch One.

[Shane]

I love that you knew the actual answer.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I thought it was a studio. I didn't realize.

[Amanda]

No, it's an actual theater.

[Shane]

Wow. You know what? I think you helped us today.

[Amanda]

Whoa. Yeah. I learned, like, what I would do, and I learned what Shane would do, and now I learned that we're both sneaky little devils and we want to get in there and read what's in there. So. Yeah, do it. I'm gonna go right now. I'm gonna go dabble in danger.

[Shane]

Good.

[Amanda]

Good. Thank you so much.

[Shane]

Thank you, Sarah.

[Amanda]

So welcome. Thank you, Sarah. Wow.

[Shane]

I. It's so nice knowing we have a trustworthy person working with us.

[Amanda]

Yeah. 100.

[Shane]

We are not.

[Amanda]

No, not at all.

[Shane]

Not at all.

[Amanda]

We're awful people.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Amanda]

Thank God for her.

[Shane]

Okay, next up, we have Courtney, your wife. Whoa.

[Amanda]

Your wife is here at work. Is that okay? Courtney, Hello. Hi.

[Shane]

Court.

[Amanda]

I'm so excited to see you. So good to see you. And you're here because.

[Shane]

Hey. Just hanging out.

[Amanda]

Hi, Cor. Good morning. Good morning. Thanks for having me. This is an issue that I really, really don't know, like, what to do. Is it about. Is it about him? No, no, it's not about him, but he's. You might. I don't know. So. Okay. I'll just get into it. Guys, I love this. So I have this cat, Bones. You know him? Yeah.

[Shane]

Okay. Yeah, I've met him a couple times.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And our cats, they're great. You know, they're cats, they don't piss in secret places anywhere. They only go in the litter box. They don't puke and under the bed or do weird shit like that, you know? But Bones, you know, he's a good cat, but sometimes when you're walking around your house, you'll just. You'll notice something on the floor, and it's just, like, one tiny dingleberry. Like, he. Like, it must. And like. Like, it must have been stuck to him. And he didn't. He doesn't. He just left it there like breadcrumbs. But it's a turd. Yes, that's what a dingleberry is. Turd. Totally. Oh, yeah, for sure. Like, so insignificant. And it's like. It's never, like, a mess. It's always just. Huh? And it's just in a random place. Have you stepped on it barefoot? No. These are the Thoughts that are in.

[Shane]

My head out of everything, you're like.

[Amanda]

Okay, I have to know. And the thing is, Bones, lovely cat, he is the type that if he was a dude, he's a dude who wouldn't wash his ass. You know what I mean? Like, he doesn't like grooming himself. Birdie, she's working overtime taking care of herself and her brother. But, yeah, I'll just. I'll be walking around the house and you'll see. Go in the corner of the room. He must. It must have just been, like, stuck to him. And then it fell off of him. It just let loose. I don't know. I don't know if he's pinching off too soon. You got. You guys gotta talk to this. You guys gotta talk to this Bones. He's gotta learn proper toilet etiquette.

[Shane]

Yeah, this sounds like a really bad problem. It sounds like a really bad problem you have.

[Amanda]

What if this is, like, how I found out it was like, Shane the whole time? It's Shane the whole time. If it is, then you guys need a bidet.

[Shane]

Oh, look what our cat's doing.

[Amanda]

Oh, Bones. And it's huge.

[Shane]

I can't believe our cat's leaving human sized shits everywhere. What a filthy fucker.

[Amanda]

Oh, God.

[Shane]

Oh, wife.

[Amanda]

Everything else is great. He uses the litter box. Great. Except sometimes, I don't know, he must leave it too soon and then it drops off later. A dingleberry is when a little poop is stuck to your butt. Oh, yeah. I had a little white bichon frise growing up, and that baby had dingleberries everywhere. My mom would be like, ugh, cutting them out. Sorry. No, that's real. That's real. That's real. Wait, I. I have a question. I thought cats. So sometimes cats, like, pee on things because they're, like, mad at their owners. You don't think this is, like, a retaliation or anything?

[Shane]

I don't think so. If I may, you know, step in. Step in here and contemplate. There's. There was one time where he came out of the bathroom and he was, like, pissed. And then I saw that it was still on him, and I was like, okay, come here, man. Let me help you get that off.

[Amanda]

Oh.

[Shane]

So I had to get a paper towel and, like, try to, like, help him, and he was just, like, freaking out. Like, he hated it. He was like, okay, so you ignited.

[Amanda]

Something in him where now he doesn't want you to do that, so he leaves him around the house to remind you to never enter his personal space.

[Shane]

He was glad that I did it. He was mad at the moment, but then he was, like, grateful afterwards. It sometimes goes away. I don't understand. He's a hydrated cat. Like, I'm like, oh, is he like. He's very dehydrated.

[Amanda]

He's hell.

[Shane]

But he's drinking tons.

[Amanda]

Not even, like, a hairball.

[Shane]

I don't think he's good at grooming himself.

[Amanda]

The thing with. And this is. I'm so sorry, listeners, to get graphic. It is a clean nut of a dingleberry. Like, it is not like, there's not anything else. It is just where you're just like, that's a little ball.

[Shane]

He seems like he's a very healthy cat. I think he's just.

[Amanda]

That's frustrating, though.

[Shane]

He's just kind of a filthy douchebag, you know?

[Amanda]

Okay. There's different. You know, you guys have different feelings about Bones. No, he's a douchebag. He's a douchebag. But sometimes you live and work your life with people who. Douche bag, and that's fine.

[Shane]

Yeah, totally. I hate him to death. I hate him.

[Amanda]

Rose, he's wonderful. He's awesome. What's great is we're getting into something deeper here, and actually, I would like to take more time to explore this relationship. You don't have time. Okay. We don't figure out this. There's many dingleberries at home. No, I'm just kidding. We clean them up immediately. I don't know what to do about the dingleberries because I've never owned a cat, but I will say cat butt.

[Shane]

I feel like dogs have dingleberries more often than cats, for sure.

[Amanda]

And they don't give an F. They don't care. They'll go.

[Shane]

Well, Bones is kind of a dog.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

I think that's the thing, is he's the spirit of a dog in a.

[Amanda]

Cat, and he's trying to tell you.

[Shane]

Guys that I probably.

[Amanda]

We need to treat him like a dog more.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

I think you guys need to treat him like a dog and accept.

[Shane]

Put him outside, get him a job, get a poopoo.

[Amanda]

Dogs don't have jobs. Yes, they do. Yes, they do, actually. It's keeping their own.

[Shane]

I think maybe owners happy. He's the spirit of a husky. Get him a sled.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Maybe getting him a sled will help him with the dingleberries. Thanks, guys. Wow. Okay. You're so welcome.

[Shane]

I hope you solve that problem.

[Amanda]

I hope you solve that problem alone, on your own. Thank you. I will handle this. Good Luck with your douchebag son. Thank you.

[Shane]

Thank you. Courtney.

[Amanda]

Courtney, everybody. Wow.

[Shane]

Man, that sounds tough.

[Amanda]

That sounds good. Yeah. Good for you.

[Shane]

Next up, we have Caroline.

[Amanda]

Caroline. Hey, guys.

[Shane]

Hello, Caroline.

[Amanda]

Hey. We don't talk a lot. Hey. Hey, Caroline.

[Shane]

How's it going?

[Amanda]

We don't talk a lot, but you get the best lunches ever in the office ever. And it's great that you mention that, actually. What are people having issue with soup day? If people are having issue with soup day, I'm going to be really upset.

[Shane]

People to know that as soon as Caroline came in, we started having soup day. We started having breakfast for lunch day, pancakes. We're having themes all over the place. It's very cool. People are pumping their arms out there. They're stoked.

[Amanda]

People are pumping their arms. Thank you, guys. Thank you guys so much. What's going on? Well, so, you know, I'm new to this job. I'm ish. This is my first real job. I just graduated last May. Whoa, You're a baby. Yeah. So I was never taught this in college. And so I think I need help on how do I get adults to eat their vegetables? I know you're not talking about me. Cause I love my vegetables.

[Shane]

I feel like I.

[Amanda]

No, it might just be other people in this room and at this office. The James.

[Shane]

Is it James? James was shaking his head when you mentioned vegetables.

[Amanda]

James feels like he eats vegetables.

[Shane]

He immediately was like, I won't.

[Amanda]

I won't eat names because that might lead to something. But, you know, I get salads, like every day, and I love that. Thank you. Thank you. I get salads every day and then, you know, everyone eats, everyone takes home leftovers, and then it's all salad left. And then I take a giant gallon bag home and then I don't eat the salad. And then I've even inquired on, like, people that own tortoises so I can start feeding tortoises. Oh, my God. My parents actually have a friend that has a tortoise, so I might start doing that. But I think before I do that, if I could just like, how do I get people to eat their vegetables first?

[Shane]

Interesting.

[Amanda]

You're so right.

[Shane]

But you're saying that you bring the salad home and then you don't eat the salad.

[Amanda]

Well, because I'm just one girl and it ends up being like a 10 year old. She's just one girl. She's just one girl.

[Shane]

She's just one girl. It's not. It's too much salad.

[Amanda]

You can't have that much salad.

[Shane]

But you're saying during lunch you're eating your fair share of them.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

So you need other people to chip and eat some vegetables.

[Amanda]

Yeah. And I feel like people could, like, pick up the slack a little bit.

[Shane]

For sure.

[Amanda]

People should pick. What if you put it, you know, how you make those cute little signs. What if it's like, you can't pass go unless you put this amount of salad? I could, like, wait until everyone eats and be like, james, no salad on your plate. So it is James. No, no.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

He's just here.

[Shane]

So it's kind of like one of the Saw movies where if we collectively don't eat the salad, we don't get to eat the other food. You know, it's kind of like we have to work together to solve it.

[Amanda]

Well, I mean, in a nicer solution. I was thinking, like, you guys have some sway in this office. Like, whoa, people, people, listen. Let me tell you. Sometimes big time sway.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

So you want us to joke around a little bit and then force, feed, force, do some bits.

[Shane]

You know what they say, Shane has a lot of sway around here.

[Amanda]

No, I'm just saying, like, I don't know, when you go out to lunch, line, get your plate, you're like, wow, this salad looks amazing. I'm so excited to eat it. And then I feel like I actually.

[Shane]

I'll scoop up some salad, be like, wow, this salad's so good.

[Amanda]

To be honest, it's Shane not really eating the salad.

[Shane]

I, I, I don't. Okay.

[Amanda]

He eats a lot of salad.

[Shane]

Can I say something? Can I say something?

[Amanda]

Sure.

[Shane]

Can I say something?

[Amanda]

You can say something.

[Shane]

Because there's two aspects to the vegetables to lunch every day. All right? There's always some salad at the beginning, but there's always a ton of vegetable options towards the end. Right. More of a broccoli, carrot, potato person. And there's like, there's just the whole vegetables at the end. Or you can get salad, but I like just straight up broccoli, and I eat my vegetables that way.

[Amanda]

Okay, okay.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

You get a cookie for sure. Totally. Thanks.

[Shane]

And I will get a cookie.

[Amanda]

It's true. Broccoli every day. There's not broccoli in there.

[Shane]

Well, but there's usually a vegetable option.

[Amanda]

I think this is a salad.

[Shane]

There's usually a vegetable option.

[Amanda]

Okay. Okay. Salad. So this is a salad issue.

[Shane]

You need people to eat the salads.

[Amanda]

I need people to eat the salads. Here's what it is, Carolyn, is I feel like you shouldn't be the only one Responsible for taking all the salad home. I think you're building resentment.

[Shane]

I don't understand. Okay, can I. Can I address what's also a problem here?

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Shane]

There is someone here who is our resident, like, leftover taker. Okay. And I'm shocked to hear that there are leftovers being left behind. Luke eats. He takes it all, but he's leaving the salad. This sounds like a Luke problem to me.

[Amanda]

Luke is being surpassed in the leftover department, to be honest.

[Shane]

What.

[Amanda]

I don't even see him grabbing what's going on with him.

[Shane]

What is happening with Luke?

[Amanda]

Jonathan, like, other freelancers and stuff, they'll take. I'll set aside the lids for the trays, and they'll take the whole tray. Wow. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty cool. So there are people who are working overtime.

[Shane]

None of them are taking salad.

[Amanda]

No one wants a salad. And then what's crazy is I like. Okay, well, let me get less salad. And then all of a sudden, everyone's eating the salad. No.

[Shane]

Hey, I have a couple solutions.

[Amanda]

Never get less salad.

[Shane]

I have a couple solutions. At the beginning, right before lunch is served, you have all the trays out there. Sprinkle the salad over all the other trays. So you cannot eat any of the food without getting through the salad first.

[Amanda]

But then I'm gonna get feedback going. I don't like that there was arugula in this. Caroline, don't do that. Just ignore what he just said.

[Shane]

Another option is we get some turtles. We get a tortoise. We just have them in the office. I think as long as once lunch is done, the leftover salad, you just tip it over onto the floor.

[Amanda]

Here comes Sammy, everybody.

[Shane]

Here comes the tortoise.

[Amanda]

I like this.

[Shane]

We just have an office tortoise.

[Amanda]

Great. So let everyone know that Shane, who has the sway, said that you should bring in turtles during lunch.

[Shane]

I'd be so happy if we just had turtles walking around.

[Amanda]

Actually, me too.

[Shane]

I think nobody would be upset about it.

[Amanda]

Well, yeah, we would have to know that they're there on the ground, though. Like when we're running around with heels points.

[Shane]

Well, it's a. We get a big enough tortoise. You get a big enough tortoise, you could ride it.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

They're huge, and they'll live forever. So in. In a hundred years after we're all gone, that tortoise is still walking around this office.

[Amanda]

Wow. Right? I learned so much during this because Shane wants to ride a tortoise. I hope that we solved your salad problem.

[Shane]

And you Know what? That's the answer we look for here at Smosh Mouth.

[Amanda]

We'll see today. We'll see today. Okay. Thanks, Caroline. Guys, eat your salad.

[Shane]

Eat salad.

[Amanda]

Eat salad.

[Shane]

All right, our next client, we have Noah. Noah.

[Amanda]

Noah Grossman. We love you.

[Shane]

What is that shirt, Margaret? Avoid.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. Stare into the Margaritavoid.

[Shane]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Love that.

[Amanda]

It's like Margaritaville, but, like, trippy. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Patrick. Inspired.

[Shane]

Cool.

[Amanda]

Without a doubt.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Yeah. You stopped dyeing your hair. Yeah, I was. So it's kind of related to my. My issue I would like you guys to solve. That's kind of in me. You know, I feel I'm empathic in that sense. So I've been having for a little while now, I've been having, like, a, like, high stress hormone levels, and it's been leading to kind of like, scalp psoriasis and other sort of things. So, like, you know, a little bit of hair loss and stuff like that. So I've been growing it out just to try to be healthier, and it looks nice. Thank you.

[Shane]

I appreciate that.

[Amanda]

Thank you. Gorgeous. Thank you.

[Shane]

Yeah, it looks fantastic.

[Amanda]

I appreciate that, and it's helping a little bit. But one thing that I haven't been able to try to solve is my sleeping schedule. I just can't seem to properly go to sleep or stay asleep for a long period of time. I'm, like, functioning in these spurts of, like, high activity and then just deep valleys, and I feel like I don't necessarily know how to get that under control. Margaritavoid. Margaritavoid. Because it feels like I'm not being as productive as I can be with my whole day because I, like, burnout quick.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

If that makes sense.

[Shane]

How much sleep do you think you're getting? I think I'm getting, like, eight hours.

[Amanda]

Of sleep, but in period. So I might be able to get, like, four hours, and then I'm up for, like, eight hours, and then I do four hours, and then I'm, like, up for eight hours. It's like a. I'm in, like, half.

[Shane]

Day cycles, so you're not hitting that remote.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that's what it is. It feels like I'm not fully getting. Yeah, you were really happy about that.

[Shane]

No, just the REM cycle. Like, you need to get into that deep sleep zone, so you're not sleeping long enough. Like, you're getting a total of eight hours throughout the day, but since they're in short bursts, you're not actually fully.

[Amanda]

Resting and relaxing your brain. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This is so weird. And you probably might be like, no, but I'm with you with sleep, sometimes I'll wake up with full thought process and, like, start to kind of obsess about it. I now wear an eye mask. Ooh. And before, I was like, I don't want to wear an eye mask because if a serial killer comes in, you want to be able to see the face. And I won't be able to see them, obviously, but I've started to wear an eye mask. And what it does is it, like, forces your eyes shut and it, like, shuts down for some reason. It just, like, keeps the voices on a quieter level. I don't know. Interesting. I'll try that. Do you have, like, a good sleep mask recommendation? To me, it should be silk.

[Shane]

That's comfortable.

[Amanda]

Cause it helps with, you know.

[Shane]

Is it weighted?

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's not weighted. I feel like weighted is a little aggressive. Okay.

[Shane]

It's intense. I don't know.

[Amanda]

I'm just asking, you know.

[Shane]

So your issue is that you're waking up and you have an idea, and you have to like, oh, yeah, before.

[Amanda]

I sleep, like, it takes me probably about an hour to go to sleep. And I'm like, if I was to build an Indian restaurant, what would I name it? How would I employ everyone? What would the menus look like? And then it's like, what is happening? And then I'll go to sleep and I'll wake up and it's something else. I don't know the name of your Indian restaurant. That sounds awesome, but you need to write, it's butter Bitchin. By the way, we just serve butter chicken. What? Yeah, it's like a food truck, but this one's brick and mortar. But, you know, don't tell everyone you're. I'm not gonna do that. Okay, well, listen here. What if you had. And this is. This sounds very therapist, but I actually do think it works. What if you had a notebook by your bed and you wrote down all butter bitching. You wrote down all the things for your Indian restaurant so that you could get it out of your head and go to sleep. And when you wake up, you have the notebook there and you're like, what? You write it all down, whatever's going on in your head so you can get it out of your head so you can go back to sleep.

[Shane]

I like that.

[Amanda]

I might try that.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Because I've tried to do notes on my phone, but I feel like that re.

[Shane]

Stimulates that. See, the problem is then you're looking at your phone, and that's gonna mess you up. Yeah, a notepad might be good. That was. It's one of my favorite things I've ever heard. Is like, Mitch Hedberg, how he love him. All of his jokes, apparently, maybe this is not true, but he would hold, like, a pair of keys over, like, a metal tray. And as he's going to sleep. So as soon as he's hitting that point where he's falling asleep, he would drop the keys onto the metal tray, and it would wake him back up. And that's how he'd think of all of his weirdest jokes. Cause he's hitting that weird part of his brain.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Don't do that.

[Amanda]

Incredible.

[Shane]

I like the idea of a notepad. So then you write it down, and then your method should be like, okay, I'm gonna sleep on all my ideas now. So, like, I write down the basic idea now. I need to go to sleep and know that in my sleep, I'm gonna come up with a bunch more stuff. Or if your problem is that your ideas are keeping you up, you could write on your ceiling. Right. That idea is stupid. So that when you wake up and you're like. You're like, I have an idea. I need to write about it. And then you see, like, oh, no, that idea is stupid. I can go back to sleep.

[Amanda]

I like that you're trying to solve it. Like, momento.

[Shane]

Yeah, exactly. The memento method. Go back to sleep, dumbass. Yeah, you're dumb.

[Amanda]

You're never gonna figure it out.

[Shane]

Just go back to sleep. Give up.

[Amanda]

Actually, that's probably good. You should just do that. Yeah, okay.

[Shane]

I'll memento myself. That's the director's cut.

[Amanda]

He goes back. His head is just shaved.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Amanda]

We're like, oh, God. Is everything okay?

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

All right.

[Shane]

Thank you very much.

[Amanda]

Yeah. The notepad, the eye mask, and then just giving up.

[Shane]

I can't wait for that Indian restaurant. Yeah. Like it. I love that.

[Amanda]

I'm looking for investors, so maybe we could do, like, a smosh pit, you.

[Shane]

Know, like, I don't know, like, what's the show called?

[Amanda]

Shark. Shark Tank. There we go. We do Shark Pit, and I come to you with my butter bitching, and you guys can pitch me, you know, six, seven dollars a new show as well.

[Shane]

Sharks. I'm looking for 20 bucks.

[Amanda]

All right, thank you very much, guys. Thanks so welcome. Bye, Noah.

[Shane]

Bye.

[Amanda]

Wow. Food truck. Indian restaurant. Food truck.

[Shane]

I'm sure that's a thing. I think there's every kind of food Truck in la.

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

Pretty good. No, with ideas like that, I'd be staying up too.

[Amanda]

Me too. So you have no ideas?

[Shane]

No, that's all right. That's why I sleep so well.

[Amanda]

Yeah, you're like Ren, let me tell you. Brain is off.

[Shane]

Our next client, we have Courtney here.

[Amanda]

Courtney. Courtney with a K. That's right. Yeah. Hi, I'm Courtney. Hi, Courtney. How are you? I'm okay. Is that a tooth?

[Shane]

I'm okay. You do have a tooth on the end of your necklace there.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it's in a little cage.

[Shane]

Is that a real tooth?

[Amanda]

This is a real tooth.

[Shane]

Wait, okay.

[Amanda]

What? Yeah. Whose? Yours? It's not mine.

[Shane]

I found it.

[Amanda]

Whose? Courtney, whose tooth is that? This is my ex's tooth. It was consensual. I did get it.

[Shane]

Okay, good.

[Amanda]

It was a gift. I love this so much.

[Shane]

That's awesome.

[Amanda]

Which tooth? Tooth On. On your ex. Wisdom tooth. I don't know which one. Okay, so I have all of his wisdom.

[Shane]

All of them? Yeah.

[Amanda]

I didn't have much. Dude, we thought we were good and funny. We are not. We are not.

[Shane]

Do you think there's a chance that you're editing this very episode?

[Amanda]

I really hope not. She's gonna go. I'm cutting all that.

[Shane]

Yeah, no, none of it's making it okay.

[Amanda]

Tell us what's going on, other than you're wearing your ex's tooth. Well, for a long time now. Like, I think the first instance was kind of like high school. I've been told that I have a weird voice. What?

[Shane]

You're not our first client who came in here saying that.

[Amanda]

Yeah, Nicole said that too.

[Shane]

Yeah, no, Nicole said people say she sounds like AI or. What was it?

[Amanda]

Which I. You know. No, no, not at all. Which, I guess, like, everyone, no one wants to sound like AI, but AI is everywhere.

[Shane]

Yeah. AI is trying to sound human. AI is trying to sound like us.

[Amanda]

Which is so messed up.

[Shane]

I know. Wait, okay, so.

[Amanda]

I love your voice. Thanks.

[Shane]

Did they. Did they give. Did people. You're saying all going all the way back to high school. Did people give specifics? Like, what did they say? Like.

[Amanda]

I'm trying to decide what is appropriate to say. Well, we can edit anything out.

[Shane]

You get to. You have.

[Amanda]

People have said that I have a sex voice? Like, a bunch of comments in a video said I sound like Naruto, which, you know, I don't know who that is.

[Shane]

Do you know who? Naruto. I haven't watched much. Naruto. I don't. I don't But I don't think you sound like Naruto from what I recall.

[Amanda]

And a sex voice, meaning, like the people who are like, hey, call 1-800-BLAH-BLAH BLAH. I'm assuming that I. The first time I spoke to my ex's mom, it was over the phone and she immediately was like, oh, that's.

[Shane]

Why he likes you.

[Amanda]

I'm just like, that's weird. What? So this sounds like other people's problems, I guess because I don't. I don't hear my voice like that.

[Shane]

I just.

[Amanda]

It's just a voice. So I hear your voice's problems, but I hear your voices. Like, see, when I'm watch. I watch a lot of animation and like, do voiceover stuff. I hear your voice as being like, epic. I'm like, oh, my God, that's such a good voice. To me, it could be like anything. It could be like quirky. It could be, like, curious. It could be like detective. It could be like researcher. It could be like little scientists. That's me. Maybe. That's weird for me to say, but like, like, I love your voice. I think it's layered and a little smoky and smart. Like, Shane's voice is like. It's good.

[Shane]

Okay. Wow.

[Amanda]

No, I'm just kidding. Shane has a great voice, but your voice has like, texture and it's layered and there's like thoughts there and it's. It's like there's something I'm getting in there. Yeah, I know.

[Shane]

Yeah. Your voice reminds me kind of of like, oh, God, what's the show? I'm trying to think. It's like, like from like a Naruto. Not Naruto. I've never even watched the show, but I feel like it's kind of that vibe. It's like this chill like 90s coffee shop vibe. You know what I mean? Like, it's a laid back voice.

[Amanda]

What? Daria.

[Shane]

Daria. Like, that's what I would say.

[Amanda]

Like, what's that opening song? See, I listen to you and I don't think the first thing I'm not thinking about is your voice. You're thinking about the tooth hair. Oh, you change your hair color a lot.

[Shane]

I'm thinking of the tooth around here.

[Amanda]

No, I'm not. Because this is the first time I've seen the tooth. I wear it a lot. It's honestly my favorite gift I've ever gotten.

[Shane]

Oh. He was like, here you go.

[Amanda]

I asked for it. I love it. I have like, taxidermy and stuff. I'm layered.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Exactly. That's what I'm saying. So. Okay, so does this, this really does bother you then? It only bothers me in that like it is something that I'm consistently aware of. Like when I'm meeting new people, I'm like, oh, are they gonna say something?

[Shane]

I definitely don't think think you need to be thinking about it.

[Amanda]

Absolutely not.

[Shane]

What your ex's mom said and what people are saying. I mean definitely like what people say in high school.

[Amanda]

Like people are just saying also sex, voice, F them. That's so weird to say. You know what Audrey said when I told her what my prompt was? She was like, yeah. Has your voice always been like that? Jesus. I don't even think. Listen, I think you just have to have a protective layer of like. Like I'm not going to think about that anymore because it's other people's things also maybe see it as a good thing. You have, you have a unique voice. You don't like that. It's just like I have to accept it. Like there's nothing I can do unless I like put on a fake voice.

[Shane]

Yeah, you don't want to do that. No, dude, you gotta. You gotta own who you are. And I think like your voice is great. Like I don't think there's anything for you to feel insecure about.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And everyone has a unique voice. I mean, I wouldn't think that you stand out out necessarily at smosh of having like some wild voice compared to other people. Like everyone has a unique voice.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

We could put everyone behind like a Love is Blind screen and I would be able to like probably should we. We could probably clock everyone's voice just cuz like every voice is unique, but.

[Amanda]

Shane guesses voices and you just guess Naratu, whatever it's called. Everyone's like Haitian fine.

[Shane]

Oh, that's right.

[Amanda]

I did not. I was not part of that video.

[Shane]

We're part of it. But I did really well with that.

[Amanda]

You did really well.

[Shane]

Yeah. So I don't know. I think everyone has a unique voice and I think you should be proud of yours.

[Amanda]

Thanks. I love your voice.

[Shane]

I think when you're wearing a tooth around your neck. I wouldn't worry about your voice.

[Amanda]

There are bigger problems also. Fuck everyone else.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Dude, you got a tooth around your neck. You know, walk proud because that's sick. Your ex's tooth. Thanks. You're welcome. Thank you guys. I hope that we helped you.

[Shane]

You did great.

[Amanda]

Great. I believe her. Wow.

[Shane]

Man.

[Amanda]

I never want my wisdom teeth out. It's a big tooth.

[Shane]

You still have them.

[Amanda]

I still have them.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Don't. What does that mean? Aren't I too old to get them out?

[Shane]

You're never too old.

[Amanda]

That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

[Shane]

I've got mine right here. All right, next client.

[Amanda]

Tommy. Tommy Bell. Not Tom. Tommy. Only Tom.

[Shane]

All right, grandma, open up. Let me see those teeth. Let's get them.

[Amanda]

Let's get them. Let's get them.

[Shane]

Hi, Tommy.

[Amanda]

Hey, Tommy. Hey. How we doing? Good. How are you? I'm good. There's a plastic turtle back there that.

[Shane]

I was gonna bring on and do a callback to. Nice.

[Amanda]

But then I decided, no, this pocket's about me. I was just gonna say this is about you. Yeah, it's about me.

[Shane]

I think an office turtle would be so sick.

[Amanda]

I would love an office turtle. Clear, you guys. Yeah. You want a turtle?

[Shane]

Just let him walk around, like. Not even have to ride it, though.

[Amanda]

That's why I'm afraid.

[Shane]

A tortoise is huge, Amanda.

[Amanda]

I don't think I could put my body on a tortoise. I don't think it would go anywhere.

[Shane]

Some people could. Could ride it, right? Like.

[Amanda]

A tortoise is not for everyone. No, it's not. I get out, and I'm like, yay. I said I could do it. It's like. Like.

[Shane]

Awful.

[Amanda]

Anyways. Hi, Tommy. Hey.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

So my thing.

[Shane]

The only thing I have is.

[Amanda]

I mean, I guess it's a broader problem of, like, I still read comments, even though I know.

[Shane]

I know I'm not supposed to, but.

[Amanda]

People still won't let go of the.

[Shane]

Crying bathroom thing, which was, like, a.

[Amanda]

Fun bit that happened that we then had a viral short because of Family Feud. Not the most recent one, but the one before that I don't remember.

[Shane]

And so now it's, like, a bit that's been tied to me.

[Amanda]

And, like, I'd like to project, you.

[Shane]

Know, that I'm not mentally unwell all the time.

[Amanda]

It's like.

[Shane]

Cause Tommy came out of the crying bathroom.

[Amanda]

Bonky, bonky, bodily bonky bonk. I'm like, great. You've said that. You said the line.

[Shane]

So I guess I'm like, how do.

[Amanda]

I break free from. How do we kill the crying bathroom? How do we kill the crying bathroom attached to me? To be honest, I haven't seen you in the crying bathroom. And it's like, I haven't used the crying bathroom in, like, a year and change.

[Shane]

I mean, I've used it to take a big old dump.

[Amanda]

Yeah. Because that's what it's for now. It's not really the crying bathroom anymore. No. In fact, guys, I don't think the crying bathroom exists. It's for dumps. It's for dumps because it's a little bit away. Yeah. And you know, it's one of the worst bathroom for dumps because it's such a shallow toilet.

[Shane]

You're right.

[Amanda]

It really splashes back in a way that we're not okay with. See, I think you're already proving your point that you don't cry in there. It's like Tommy's back from the shallow dump toilet. Bonky, bonkerty bonk. I'm like, okay, yeah, let's not go up that route. Cool.

[Shane]

We could. We could just destroy that bathroom. We could just.

[Amanda]

That's true. We could blow it up. He does destroy it often. Bonky bodily, bonky bon. I'm trying to clear your name while creating more a new awful lore.

[Shane]

We could go to one of the other bathrooms and start yelling with rage.

[Amanda]

Right, the yelling bathroom.

[Shane]

So then they'll say he's the rageful bathroom. But what if I do like a.

[Amanda]

What if I giggle in a bathroom?

[Shane]

Oh, the last bathroom.

[Amanda]

The giggle bathroom. Do we want to start that? We could do the giggle bathroom. Here's the thing that you guys need to understand is Tommy is a beautiful person with emotions. And whatever he does in the bathroom, he fucking does in the bathroom. People cry everywhere. I don't just cry at all. Other people cry too. Yeah, I cry at lunch.

[Shane]

I know. Cause may I say, other people do cry as well. It's frustrating that, you know, you pointed out that it's the crying bathroom, but that didn't just mean you were crying in there. No, that's. The crying bathroom became.

[Amanda]

Because several people were like, wait, you cry in the bathroom? I cry in the bathroom. I cry in the bath. And then like Tommy then cry.

[Shane]

So I'm like, yeah, I can't.

[Amanda]

Your name is on it. And we need to clear your name. Right. You are Tommy.

[Shane]

I am Tommy.

[Amanda]

Who does comedy. Who does comedy. And you have emotions. And there's nothing, nothing wrong with emotions. And use the bathroom. There's nothing wrong with emotions. Use the bathroom. And plenty of other people cry. Guys, we gotta stop this.

[Shane]

Yeah, we. You can do your best to try to like, like maybe throw something out there that'll. That'll attach to the fans that they'll. They'll give them the new thing. Cuz what unfortunately they do something gets said occasionally.

[Amanda]

Oh yeah.

[Shane]

Latch on to It.

[Amanda]

Yeah. I'm also breaking free of the pants thing.

[Shane]

By the way, those pants. I don't have them in my home anymore.

[Amanda]

Pants.

[Shane]

The pants, the pants, the pants, the pants. You and Damien pants.

[Amanda]

So by the way, that happened because I had my patchwork pants. I love your patchwork pants. Don't ever say that again. Are they dead? Are they dead? They're dead. Literally.

[Shane]

We were doing a who memed it?

[Amanda]

And Bailey was like, I need a meme for today.

[Shane]

And so I kind of, like, helped.

[Amanda]

Her out, and she came up with that because I was wearing those pants that day.

[Shane]

So I don't actually wear those pants all the time.

[Amanda]

It just was. We needed a meme for that day.

[Shane]

I haven't seen you wear those pants in a long time.

[Amanda]

Because they're gone.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Amanda]

I feel like you do something and fans latch onto it. So intense. Because what you do is so interesting to me. It's big. It's interesting. They take notes, notice. Oh. So I should be proud of the things that I get attached to.

[Shane]

I think the inside jokes, unfortunately, like.

[Amanda]

Let'S clear your name.

[Shane]

But I will also say, over time, it always drifts away.

[Amanda]

That's true. So we're just waiting for the new thing to attach.

[Shane]

You dust the sand, and you find you're my favorite pizza place way down there, and I have not heard it mentioned in years. It's coming back.

[Amanda]

You just brought it back. It's coming back.

[Shane]

Right now they're saying buff Shane, who's married to Courtney now. Like, that's the only comment.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

But in due time, that will also be drift to the sands.

[Amanda]

That's what I wrote, though. I wrote, Buff Shane is married to Courtney now, so it's your fault.

[Shane]

And that is now my name.

[Amanda]

I'm gonna have to clear a lot of people's names here. It's gonna take me a lot of work. But, guys, listen. They're people who do a lot of different things. Let's remember them for all the different things that they do. And I think the solution here is time. So thank you so much. Timefeels every day.

[Shane]

I think it's time comment something different about Tommy.

[Amanda]

Please don't.

[Shane]

Actually don't like that prompt.

[Amanda]

Let's just. Let's just. Just let it go by. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go now. I haven't meant anything.

[Shane]

Well, don't comment about Tommy at all.

[Amanda]

Just stop thinking about me in a. No, no, I don't mean that either.

[Shane]

I gotta go.

[Amanda]

I gotta go.

[Shane]

Tommy. I Gotta go.

[Amanda]

No, don't. I gotta go. Okay. Bye, Tommy.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Wow. Where's that sand? Is that somewhere in the office that.

[Shane]

I can just push sand where you dust it off and you find an old joke. Joke down there.

[Amanda]

You're like, wow, I didn't know people are doing buff. Shane is married to Courtney now.

[Shane]

If you check the comments, sometimes. Yeah, it's okay.

[Amanda]

I don't. Sometimes it's good because I'm like. I felt good about that, and I'm gonna leave feeling good about that sometimes. I read the comments, though.

[Shane]

Yeah, I think the comments are usually pretty good.

[Amanda]

Sometimes they're hard, Sometimes they're good.

[Shane]

I know. All right.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Our next client. Oh, coming back. Nicole.

[Amanda]

Nicole. Her voice is not AI. No, it's not. I got that fixed already. What? I. Well, I went to the. No, not anymore. Update.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. Well, that's separate from what I was.

[Shane]

About to talk about.

[Amanda]

But I went to the. I went to the voice therapist. She was like, you're already. Can I say here? Yeah, yeah. She was like, you're already too cunty. It's like, fine. I was like, okay, slay. All right, beers. I love this. I was like, is this a voice therapist? Yeah, it was a voice. Voice therapist. I need to go to a voice therapist just to hear that. It was really stunning. Okay. I have, like, a LGBT oriented problem. Is that. Can y'all do, like, great? Shane is perfect.

[Shane]

I'm here to help you out.

[Amanda]

I figured y'all would be, like, the perfect. We're perfect to, like, stop this problem. Shane will lead, and then I'll step in.

[Shane]

Two people doing a baseball cap right now.

[Amanda]

Like, yeah, you got podcast doing, like a. Hey, mama's lesbian moment with a backwards baseball cap. Okay, okay. It starts with a story. And so I was at a gay bar in San Francisco with my gay best friend we love so much, Antonio. And we see this straight couple playing a board game in the dance floor. And I was like, okay, in the dance floor? Around. Around adjacent to the dance floor. It's like they were playing in a place that people could have been dancing for sure. Heard People could have been dancing. And, you know, we're. We're at a. We're at a bar, right? So I'm. I'm a little emboldened. And I go over. We're like, what are y'all doing? Like, what is this? What's happening, first of all? And then we're like. We're playing backgammon. We're like, okay, what. What is that? I love backgammon so much.

[Shane]

And then, because we're straight.

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane]

I got straight people.

[Amanda]

Straight people love backgammon. I was like, I don't. I didn't know what that was. Okay. And I was like. But anyway, I was just like, are you gay? Like. Like, I just say that.

[Shane]

I think it's a fair question.

[Amanda]

Like, no, that's not wrong. I think it's great. But I think I offended them.

[Shane]

You said this is at a gay.

[Amanda]

Bar in San Francisco.

[Shane]

What I'm saying, you're in San Francisco at a gay bar.

[Amanda]

Yes. Yes. How are they? How do you think they were offended? What did they say? So she turns to me, and she looks me in the eye, and she's like, you're terrified of me. What's up? And I was like, what? Okay. What the. I was like, what are you saying? And then my good best friend's like, let's go. Let's go. Let's just go get some Polaroids done. Like. And I was like, what do you mean I'm afraid of you? I was like, what is happening? What? And in the Polaroid booth, and I actually have a visual representation here. These are the actual Polaroids that we took. This is me and my best friend Antonio.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

This is us in the first photo. And then the second photo, you can see in my face. I'm like, what did she just say?

[Shane]

You're clearly. I'm like, you are clearly deep in thought.

[Amanda]

Did she say that? And then we, like, kiss.

[Shane]

Aw, that's so cute.

[Amanda]

I'm always kissing my gay boys. I love that. And you too.

[Shane]

Yes, me too.

[Amanda]

Y'all kiss your gay boys as well? Yeah, I love kissing my gay boys. Everyone's kissing their gay boys.

[Shane]

That's what we do.

[Amanda]

I love kissing my gay boys.

[Shane]

Okay, so you didn't get to follow up on that. Did you go back?

[Amanda]

Oh, yeah. Did you go back? They were gone.

[Shane]

They were gone immediately.

[Amanda]

They packed up their backgammon board. They scared them out of the gay bar.

[Shane]

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole.

[Amanda]

By asking if they were gay.

[Shane]

Okay, so the you're afraid of me doesn't feel like the right response to that at all. How old is this establishment? Do you know how old this building is?

[Amanda]

This is established. This is called El Rio. This is established. This is more like queer. Not just, like, gay guy oriented. This is, like, queer bar.

[Shane]

Do you know how old the building is?

[Amanda]

Oh, I don't know. I don't know about that.

[Shane]

Cause you have two random people playing backgammon in an area they shouldn't be playing backgammon. And, Nicole, I think you came face to face with ghosts. I think these are ghosts from a different era, because you walk up and you say, hey, are. Are you gay? And they turn and they just go.

[Amanda]

You'Re afraid of me?

[Shane]

And then they disappear. I think we're dealing with something far grander than straight.

[Amanda]

Listen, as a person who loves playing backgammon in bars, never in the dancing area, ever. I. If someone asked me if I was gay, I would love it. Okay, but backgammon doesn't mean you're a ghost.

[Shane]

If I. If I look. If I walk into a gay bar and. And someone asks me if I'm gay, I'm gonna be like, hey, fair question. Right? Fair question. Hey, you know what, pal?

[Amanda]

That's.

[Shane]

You know what you got?

[Amanda]

Hey, fair question.

[Shane]

Hey, you know what? Check me go right back in.

[Amanda]

I'm gay as they come. I'm shame. Okay. Okay.

[Shane]

Hi, I'm Shane. I'm gay.

[Amanda]

This. Here's my advice. Great. Well, okay.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Amanda]

Sorry. Sorry. Here's my reverse. Reverse.

[Shane]

Good.

[Amanda]

Here's the advice that I need. When I do see straight people or ghosts in the future at a gay bar, can I not ask if they're gay? I think you absolutely can. How do I think. I think that girl felt really insecure and scared, and so she turned it on you in, like, the. The, like, fearful way. I was like, I'm not scared. She wanted to ruffle your feathers, but clearly you ruffled them. Because it takes a second to pack up backgammon. Let me tell you. They were gone. And this was just in the Polaroid.

[Shane]

It takes time.

[Amanda]

Yeah, they were gone. Lots of pieces. Yeah. So you scared them off. I think you can absolutely go up to anyone at a gay bar and ask if they're gay. Okay. Thank you. All right. Just wanna. Do you agree?

[Shane]

I fully agree.

[Amanda]

Even if they're ghosts?

[Shane]

I think if someone is at a gay bar and they're offended by that question, they need to leave.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Because, like, what do you.

[Amanda]

Also, as a backgammon player. Guys, don't play it on the dance floor.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

It's unacceptable.

[Shane]

Come on. I know, I know, but I'm 100 certain they're ghosts.

[Amanda]

Okay. That's a good. Okay. I like that. I like that conclusion. I wish you brought them into the Polaroid thing so we could actually see them. Not in the picture. No, actually, they're, like, way in the back of this.

[Shane]

Your face in that second photo is hilarious. You are clearly Having nice existential crisis. I love it.

[Amanda]

It. I love it.

[Shane]

Oh, man.

[Amanda]

Wow.

[Shane]

I'm. I hope. I mean, look, I don't know if I hope you see them again. Like, I. I don't necessarily want them to happen to.

[Amanda]

I don't have to. I want you to dance and feel free and not worry about them.

[Shane]

Exactly.

[Amanda]

Right. Yeah, Exactly.

[Shane]

Wow. I'm going to be thinking about this a lot.

[Amanda]

Okay. So I'm glad I made that. Yeah, me too. I'm not going to bring back him in a lot of places because people might ask if you're gay. And that is absolutely fine with me. Me.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Well, tell them.

[Shane]

All right.

[Amanda]

All right. Thanks, Nicole.

[Shane]

Thank you, Nicole.

[Amanda]

We really helped.

[Shane]

We. I think we.

[Amanda]

I think we really.

[Shane]

I think we really helped in that situation.

[Amanda]

As a bad game of player and.

[Shane]

A straight guy, I gotta be honest. Well, I think with this LGBTQ issue, we. We really brought it.

[Amanda]

We brought it, guys.

[Shane]

Finally. Selena.

[Amanda]

What? Who's gonna be running the time? I am. Right here. Oh, my God. She's gonna do her own time on her own self. Yeah. Wow. It's still running. Okay. Selena, are you our last? No. Okay. I'm not last. Good, good, good. I'm not last. We got some. I don't want it to ask some folks. Some folks coming. Okay. But I come here today to ask. I just moved in with my partner. This is the first time I'm living with a partner. Wow. And. And everything's going fine. Everything's going great. I just. It's a me problem. It's a. I like. I like MySpace.

[Shane]

I like how it's a great website.

[Amanda]

Get. Get outta here. So lame. No, no, that was a good joke. It was. I gotta give it to. Sorry. Okay. You like my space and. Your space and Facebook and all that stuff. No, I like my space. I like how I decorate everything and I like how I do stuff and how do I compromise?

[Shane]

That's tough.

[Amanda]

And live with someone else. First of all, having your own space in your space is not a you problem. I like that, too. And I think it's very important to protect that. You can absolutely have your own independent space in your space you're sharing with a person. As far as, like, decorating the. The common area. That is tricky.

[Shane]

It does have to be a compromise.

[Amanda]

It does have to compromise.

[Shane]

You just have to, like. You just have to find things that you both resonate with you both. Like.

[Amanda]

Or if it's like a painting that you really love, maybe you fight for it and they're like, okay, well, for the most part, he's like. He doesn't care what goes in the space. And then we also have a third roommate who's also a gu. So I'm just like, okay, so I'm just gonna take over the whole space and make it how I want it to be. But then the guilt sets in of, like, well, are they saying anything? Like, we don't like this. They're not saying anything. No.

[Shane]

So the issue you're having is the guilt you're feeling of decorating the space.

[Amanda]

Yeah, yeah, don't. Because I wouldn't. If they're. Listen, you could check in with them. Hey, guys, I'm gonna do this wall. Or, hey, guys, I'm gonna hang this up. Or, hey, guys. And if they're like, yeah, sure, whatever. Yeah, then great.

[Shane]

Absolutely.

[Amanda]

Then do it.

[Shane]

Yeah. If you're. If you're. If you are asking and they're saying yes, then that means that you guys all agreed to it. Then that is the.

[Amanda]

Oh, you moved in and there's nothing on the walls, huh? Well, there's. We still have one room and. No, he moved into my space because I. I like my space.

[Shane]

Okay, Right.

[Amanda]

But there's one room there. There's, like, nothing in it yet. And I'm like, well, it's technically his. His room. His room. But, like, I'm like, I don't know. We gotta figure this out.

[Shane]

Can I ask, is this a bedroom or is it. It's a bedroom. Okay.

[Amanda]

Or office. We're gonna, like, you know, a little bit of both. So are you feeling a little bit like he's like, oh, I don't. I don't really care. And you're like, well, I care. I want to get this space ready. Okay, then that matters to you. Yeah. And maybe, like, you bring that up to him and he kind of compromises and you work on it together. But if he is straight up, like, I don't care what you do. You can decorate as much as you want. Want. Then there you go. Okay.

[Shane]

I would say.

[Amanda]

And maybe you put one picture of him in a tiny corner.

[Shane]

Tiny thing.

[Amanda]

You don't need to feel guilty about that. Okay, cool. I know it's your first time living with someone, but, like, as long as you're communicating that you want to get that room going, trust me, I get that. Just be like, it's really important for me to start decorating that room. Cool. And then is there any, like, general advice you guys have for first time living with someone? Do your dishes. Big deal. First time Living with someone, I would ask, like, what? Like, if they're acting weird, there could be something that's upsetting them in the house that they're not being upfront with you about. And just, like, getting to know that, because once you live with a partner for a while, you. You start to see, like, what really bothers them.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

And it's better to not be, like, in the kitchen, slamming things. It's better to be like, hey, that bothered me when you didn't bubble. But that, to me, takes time. Yeah.

[Shane]

I think, like, the little things can add up. Like, and so you just need to communicate about them. Like, and it's like, I know you're such an organized person, and, like, if your partner is not quite as organized in specific areas, but it's just, like, coming to an agreement of, like, oh, I don't care if you need me to, like, organize the drawers, sometimes I can do that. That's no problem. But maybe I need. If you can help me with this or this. Just having those agreements across the board is, like, huge. Just to communicate about them is big, because I think over time, people kind of neglect those little things, and then they do build up, and then suddenly you get years down the line, and, like, I think that's how resentment can build amongst people is because they haven't talked about it.

[Amanda]

Yeah. So I think. I think you'll feel better if you just, like, communicate about that room. Cool. And then start working on it. But it is more fun to, like, do it together. But if you want to do it. And he's cool with that. Again, I have a whole Pinterest board already.

[Shane]

I'm like, that's awesome. You are good. But I do think it's fun to go, like. I think it'd be fun for you guys to go, like, shopping. Shopping. Or, like, go to, like, a thrifting thrift store or, like, flea market together and find a couple items together.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

So it's like, we both got this and have this here. So it is a shared space.

[Amanda]

Agreed.

[Shane]

And has a little bit of a story to it.

[Amanda]

Yeah, I guess it's okay.

[Shane]

It'll.

[Amanda]

It'll all start to make sense once you live with them for a little bit. Yeah. You just started. Yeah. It can be a little shocking at first. Yeah. Okay. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Selena. Wow.

[Shane]

Wow. Big stuff.

[Amanda]

That one. That one we do now know. Yeah, that one we do.

[Shane]

It's a big. It's a big deal.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Going on, like, eight years living with someone.

[Shane]

Wow. Wow. All right. Our next oh, next up, we have a call in.

[Amanda]

I was like, why are we getting shown the iPad right now? We have a call in.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Amanda]

Okay.

[Shane]

Okay. So. So one of our co workers. Okay.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Gary Gareth. Lives in South Africa.

[Amanda]

South Africa.

[Shane]

So he operates. He's on, like, a complete opposite time schedule. Yes. Like when it's. When it's day, it's night for him.

[Amanda]

Night.

[Shane]

But he sent us a video with an issue he has, so.

[Amanda]

Hey, what's up?

[Shane]

It's Gareth.

[Amanda]

Thank you, Shane and Amanda, for hearing out my problems.

[Shane]

I appreciate it. Thank you for also taking this video submission as I cannot be there. Traffic is just a nightmare. So I do appreciate it. So my problem is as follows. So I'm an uncle. My nephew is about six months old, and he's a chill little guy.

[Amanda]

He's just a chill cutie patootie, some might say.

[Shane]

Now, on my sister's side, his mother. I am the only uncle. Right. There's just the two of us. But on his father's side, there's.

[Amanda]

Look how cute his feet are.

[Shane]

He is kicking his feet up. I couldn't.

[Amanda]

I was like, who's that?

[Shane]

It took me a second to realize he's kicking his feet up with glee.

[Amanda]

He's like, I'm an uncle. I'm an uncle, cutie patootie.

[Shane]

Okay, okay. Five different aunts and uncles. Now my problem. How do I become, like, the best uncle, you know, like the alpha uncle, if you will. Do I. How do I assert my dominance is what I'm trying to get at. Because he's getting to that age where he's now.

[Amanda]

I mean, in six months, where he's.

[Shane]

Starting to, like, recognize faces and he's starting to, you know, really interpret the world and see. Start familiar. Familiarizing himself with the environment and with the people around him. Now how do I make myself, you know, the top dog, the top uncle out of all his aunts and uncles? So any advice, any tips, that would be sick.

[Amanda]

So thank you so much. This is his feet. Dee dee, dee, dee dee. God, what a cutie pie.

[Shane]

Cutie patootie, little cutie patootie.

[Amanda]

So he wants to be an Alf. He wants to be the top.

[Shane]

He wants to. He's talking about his. Now what I need is more info on the other aunts and uncles. Yeah, you know, I'm like, what's your competition?

[Amanda]

Yeah. Like, are they also wanting to be the alpha?

[Shane]

Exactly.

[Amanda]

Because you do not want to compete for a child's love. Let me tell you. It's too hard. Uncles are Hard, like, to be. To be the best uncle, best aunt. When you're competing, it's hard.

[Shane]

It's tough.

[Amanda]

Sometimes you have to take a back seat.

[Shane]

It also can shift over time, right? Like, you know, as the years go on, like, maybe when they're really young, you're not the cool uncle, but suddenly they're. They're. Once they're like, maybe once they're adults, they're gonna think you're, like, a really cool uncle. Like, later on, you know, it's. You got a lot of time there.

[Amanda]

I would say six months. You know, you got some time for them to really settle in. I would say the cool, coolest. I would say, to me, the coolest aunts and uncles were the ones that were like, hey, whatever happens, whatever you get in trouble with, you can call me and I'll be there.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Amanda]

Like, they keep your secrets for you.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

But, you know, this baby's six months. It's not going. It's not driving yet.

[Shane]

I don't know what to tell them other than, like, yeah, it evolves every year. You know, like, what you. What. What it takes to be the coolest uncle is going to be different. Like, when they're five years old, like, it's just being silly. Just being. Doing some silly voices. But once they're. I mean, my nieces and nephews aren't teenagers yet, but it's like, how am I gonna be cool then?

[Amanda]

I have no idea.

[Shane]

I have a chance.

[Amanda]

That's really tough for you.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

But I also think for him, he needs to be careful about, like, I don't think he should be the Alpha by, like, buying gifts. Like, no, no, no, no, no. I think it's time. I literally think being the Alpha is just, like, time and having a special relationship. Like, the things that they do together again. I don't think he needs to worry about it just yet.

[Shane]

You know what I think is an instant win for kids? And I think people often don't realize this is being interested in what they're interested in. Yeah. So a one up that I have on, like, a lot of other relatives is like, so one of my nieces has been really into Pokemon. And so I come by and she's like, I'm really into Pokemon. I'm like, oh, cool. Which generation of Pokemon do you like?

[Amanda]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

And I'll get her some Pokemon cards. And I'll be like, oh, sick. That's a really rare one. That's awesome. Oh, you got a legendary. That's so sick. I know. The stuff that she's into, and so she thinks I'm cool. Cause I'm into that too. And then, like, my other. My nephew playing Mario party, I'm like, I know a thing or two about Mario party.

[Amanda]

Let me get in there, buddy.

[Shane]

Yeah, I'm actually. It's heartbreaking. The trailer for the new Mario Kart came out.

[Amanda]

No way.

[Shane]

And it looks sick.

[Amanda]

What? I have to watch that. Oh, boy. I'm not going to sleep tonight.

[Shane]

I don't know. What. I don't think you realize who you're surrounded by in this room. And over you are by yourself with this sarcasm. But I. You know what's tragic about this is tragic. The new Mario Kart's coming out, and it's the one that I know I'm probably never gonna be able to beat him at.

[Amanda]

Oh, no.

[Shane]

He's just too good.

[Amanda]

Wait, Shane, this is good. Because sometimes the uncle has to let the niece or nephew surpass him.

[Shane]

I know, I know.

[Amanda]

And that's an alpha uncle.

[Shane]

It's time. But I'm really good at all these games, so it's like, oh, cool. Like, dude. I mean, it's kind of like if you have an aunt or uncle who's like, I don't know, into the. Like, is also into true crime. You're like, oh, we share this interest.

[Amanda]

I have one.

[Shane]

I think that's big. Is like, whatever you're. You're. And I mean, I think this goes for anyone with kids or nieces, nephews, whatever. Like, showing interest in their interests is.

[Amanda]

An instant win agreement because you honestly, you just want to hang out with them.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

It's hard to have the aunt or uncle is like, so how's school going?

[Shane]

It's the most common, like, relative thing is just being like, ah. So what's the deal with all this stuff you got going on? Yeah, you're not interested in what you're interested in?

[Amanda]

No. I still have an uncle who calls my sister on my birthday and was like, happy birthday.

[Shane]

It was. Sorry. Last thing I know, we. We have our next client. But it was what also made my. My grandma was always, like, really fun to hang out with and, like, such a beloved part of our family because she was so into sports. So, like, like, in her 80s, but you could just riff on football for hours with her. And she knew, like, everything.

[Amanda]

What?

[Shane]

It was awesome.

[Amanda]

See, that's so funny.

[Shane]

Like, having shared interest is just so fun.

[Amanda]

And that's how you be an alpha.

[Shane]

That's right.

[Amanda]

But don't be too alpha.

[Shane]

No, all right, our next client, we have Kimberly here.

[Amanda]

Kimberly or Kim? Do you ever go by Kim? Yes, all the time. You mainly go by Kim. Yeah. Right. So my little problem is, is so I am having a wedding very soon. Yeah.

[Shane]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Amanda]

Congrats. Yeah.

[Shane]

Congratulations. Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

I don't think I knew that. Yeah. God, we suck. No, it's okay.

[Shane]

No, I'm stupid.

[Amanda]

No, we suck. We suck.

[Shane]

Is your problem that we're stupid?

[Amanda]

God. Podcasters, man? No. So my wedding's gonna be here in California. Yay. But I am from Texas, and the majority of my family is in Texas. And I just want advice on, like, okay. They've been kind of, like, giving me remarks like, hey, like, you know, why didn't you have it in Texas? Like, it would have been cheaper as they do. It would have been closer. And I feel kind of bad. So I guess I wanted to ask you guys, as two people who have gotten married and. And have had to deal with weddings and stuff, what's your advice on how to deal with all the family opinions that come with weddings? Do we have enough time for this? I will say, as someone who got married here and all my family lives on the East Coast. The biggest thing my sister told me is she was like, you cannot worry about the family opinions because at the end of the day, it's going to be you and your partner looking at those pictures. It's gonna be you and your partner looking at those videos. It's gonna be you and your partner who wanna visit the place you got married. I get to go visit the place anytime I want. Cause I also got married in California. I think. I think what people really want when they give you a bunch of opinions. The best thing that I did is I gave them a job to do for the wedding. I literally was like, that's. I totally get it. Mmm. So hard. So I'd love some help on the invitations so they could feel like they were. Were okay. They were now a part of this new thing. I also think getting married on, like, you know, kind of separate territory allows for you to have more, like, control over what you want on that day. That's true. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. We're also having a lot of people fly in, period, because my partner is from Singapore, so it's like, a lot of flying. Okay. And I thought that was, like, a fair ground. Wait, it is a fair.

[Shane]

That actually makes total sense, then. So it is kind of equal. I mean, flying Texas and Singapore. Flying from Texas is a little bit easier. Than flying from Singapore.

[Amanda]

But, yeah, you're fine. You're literally fine. Literally.

[Shane]

I. I would say, yeah. When it comes to a wedding, you, you, if you're gonna start worrying about everyone, you're gonna.

[Amanda]

You're never gonna have a wedding that you want.

[Shane]

It's impossible. Impossible. It's just actually impossible. It's too many people. And I don't know, I learned this more from our Reddit show than anything of just like, I don't know what weddings do to people, but family members on weddings, I don't know, it's like a full moon for werewolves. It's just like, I think because they.

[Amanda]

Want to be involved, they want to have a job. And I'm telling you, especially, like, mothers of the brides, like, they are texting you constantly. And the best thing I did was delegate actual projects that they could do separate that didn't involve me, and that really helped. And also tell them that you'll live stream anyone who doesn't want to get on an airplane. I totally get it. Like, we had to live stream 30 people from Belarus. Like, 30 people watched in. So it's like, there are ways to do it, but at the end of the day, it is your wedding. You are going to be the one looking at those photos and remembering that day the most.

[Shane]

And you're a kind and respectful person, but the decisions you're making are final. You're the one. You and your fiance are the ones making those decisions, and that's it. So when you make your decisions, you should just feel confident in them. And if people give you flack for it, just be like, that's a decision I made. It's my wedding.

[Amanda]

But it's hard. It's so hard. Trust me. I think it's also. Cause, like, I come from a Hispanic family and weddings are so big and you invite everyone. And I'm like, mom, I can't invite so and so and so. No, I know. So mine was supposed to be like cousins and then the cousin's baby and then this guy's plus one. And then it was gonna be like a 500 person wedding.

[Shane]

All the Red Sox.

[Amanda]

All the Red Sox were gonna be there. It was actually gonna be sick. And then we were like, we can't get married on Fenway. Which was crazy. No, I'm kidding. How big is your wedding? How many people? 42. And my sisters were like, how dare you? I had to invite all these people. And I was like, I just said, no.

[Shane]

That's kind of it. It's tough. It Is tough.

[Amanda]

It's very, very hard, though.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Thank you. But it'll be good. It'll be good for you to. It's gonna be okay.

[Shane]

Yeah. Congratulations.

[Amanda]

It's gonna be a great day. Thank you, guys.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Congrats.

[Shane]

Wow.

[Amanda]

Wow. Weddings.

[Shane]

Okay. Our next client.

[Amanda]

Wow. Who is it, Shane?

[Shane]

It is Matt Duran.

[Amanda]

Why does it feel so cold in here?

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Amanda]

Why am I shivering? Why am I shivering?

[Shane]

That's a sick shirt. Thank you. I thrifted it. Sick people always have the coolest shit. And they're like, I found it at the thrift store. And I'm like, why do I not. I don't have that kind of luck.

[Amanda]

I don't have that kind of luck either. You got to go through everything.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

See, that's what I don't have. Patience. Yeah.

[Shane]

And go early. I know. Going early.

[Amanda]

Go early. Yeah.

[Shane]

Anyways, Duran Duran, Are you here for something completely unrelated from last time?

[Amanda]

I hope so. I wish I was, man.

[Shane]

I've got other problems.

[Amanda]

But I keep coming back for a specific thing.

[Shane]

Okay. I think you know what it is. Yeah.

[Amanda]

And I get a lot of promises from the both of you. Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

Sorry about that.

[Shane]

Yeah. Resurrect my dad from the dead.

[Amanda]

That's what I said. Said. Yeah. I said I would resurrect your dad.

[Shane]

You said that. And here we are. It's Easter.

[Amanda]

That's why Arasha was here.

[Shane]

Yes. That's why she was dressed up.

[Amanda]

The pee thing was all.

[Shane]

It was just a ruse.

[Amanda]

That's Duran's dad risen. Okay, Sorry. What? That's.

[Shane]

Jesus, all of a sudden.

[Amanda]

Last time I was here, I mentioned that the cemetery website said that his plot had been removed. And, Shane, I don't know if you remember this, but you said you would call the cemetery to find out what happened.

[Shane]

I did. I did say no.

[Amanda]

And you can still say no. But I'm hoping that maybe we can get some results and you can legitimately call the cemetery on my behalf and find out what happened. I have the information right here. The plot ID number and this number to the cemetery. I'm so nervous. I am so happy I'm over here. You are so fucked, dude. You can say no.

[Shane]

Yes. And I will call them.

[Amanda]

Okay. There you go.

[Shane]

Okay. There's the number. Okay.

[Amanda]

Okay. So what should he say? Should he say he's, like, your lawyer? You could be a representative, I guess.

[Shane]

That would, I think, hold up in court?

[Amanda]

Maybe you could say that you're me.

[Shane]

I could say that I'm you. Because they're probably gonna want it to be like, I can't just call and inquire about some random. It'd be weird.

[Amanda]

Be like, I'm saying Topra's mom should say you're Duran.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Amanda]

Maybe they would let you if you're like, yeah, I'm from Smosh. No, don't, don't, don't say that. Maybe you'll get a fan on the other line. No, don't say that. Okay?

[Shane]

Just say your thing.

[Amanda]

Don't say that.

[Shane]

I'm going to, I'm going to call.

[Amanda]

You got to put, put the phone up to the mic.

[Shane]

Yeah, I'm going to put on speaker.

[Amanda]

I'm sorry.

[Shane]

My heart is racing right now.

[Amanda]

Como Cemetery, how may I help you?

[Shane]

Hi, my name is Matt Duran. I, I'm calling in regarding plot number 8754, section D, lot 101. I checked the website recently and the. It says the plot was removed. I. But I want to know what, what happened to it and that. Can you just do that?

[Amanda]

Sure thing, yeah.

[Shane]

Can I get that plot from, from.

[Amanda]

You one more time?

[Shane]

The name, the name number. You don't need to give me the name. Well, it's section D, lot 101. I believe I said 5782. It's a little, it's written a little weird there. Yeah, it's just, it's. My name is Matt Duran. I'm calling. My father's plot is. It's. The website says that it's missing, that it was removed. And I just want to know, like, what, why, why would you do that? Well, we, we wouldn't just remove a plot, sir.

[Amanda]

There would be a reason for us.

[Shane]

To remove the plot. So the only way that you can know this is if maybe somebody came.

[Amanda]

And picked them up.

[Shane]

Came and picked them up. Do you, do you have any details?

[Amanda]

Do you have any further details than that?

[Shane]

This is my father's plot. This is my father's plot. The website says that it's, it's. He's just not listed anymore. And I'm a little confused because you can't just do that, right? Like, this is a cemetery plot.

[Amanda]

Right?

[Shane]

Right. We wouldn't just do that.

[Amanda]

I'm sorry for your loss. I'm really sorry to hear about this, but I.

[Shane]

It's been a long time, so, you know, it's like, thank you, but like, you know, this is the second time. Like, you know, it's like a second loss. So a little messed up here.

[Amanda]

Hold on.

[Shane]

You know, respectfully respectfully, you have one job, sir.

[Amanda]

I understand. I understand.

[Shane]

Sir, I'm seeing here.

[Amanda]

My records are showing that somebody came.

[Shane]

And picked up his remains on September 23, 2011.

[Amanda]

11. What?

[Shane]

It would just.

[Amanda]

It would be to the.

[Shane]

It would be to next of kin. I am the next of kin. Did you come in on September 2011? No, I didn't. You didn't come? Okay, well, then maybe somebody else on.

[Amanda]

The, on the contact list for this.

[Shane]

Individual came and picked them up. You don't have a name list? Like, I mean, I. I don't understand. I don't understand. I can't tell you that information, sir.

[Amanda]

This is. This is very confident, like, confidential information here. This is.

[Shane]

Yeah, I would assume so. I mean, this. But this is. I. You would have to come in person. Wanted to get some more information so.

[Amanda]

I can verify who you are in relation to.

[Shane]

My name is Matt Duran. And I'm losing my mind right now that you would do this. There's no way for me to know that. Yeah. Yes, it is. Are you not the funeral director at this place? I'm a case supervisor. Okay. You're a case supervisor.

[Amanda]

Know who you are?

[Shane]

I can say I'm Joe Schmo, and.

[Amanda]

You'Re just gonna believe me.

[Shane]

No, I'm not. I'm not believing anything you say. I don't think you. I don't think you.

[Amanda]

You. Identification, Sir, I can't just take your.

[Shane]

Word for it, okay?

[Amanda]

I'm sorry that your dad is gone.

[Shane]

But I can't just take your word for it, okay? I'm. I'm a case supervisor.

[Amanda]

I'm doing what I can.

[Shane]

You case supervisor. Can I speak to the funeral director? Can I speak to someone who has. Can I speak to someone with. Somebody want to speak to.

[Amanda]

Why do you want to speak to my director?

[Shane]

Why do you want to speak to him? Because. Because my dad's missing.

[Amanda]

All right?

[Shane]

And you're sitting here talking some at me, and I, I. Here, here, sir, why don't you hear.

[Amanda]

Matt Duran, you take this name down here. I'll give you my case supervisor's name. Are you ready? Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Amanda]

His first name is Craig.

[Shane]

Craig, yes. And his last name is Ligma. Did you get that? Craig Ligma. Craig Ligma, yeah. Craig Ligma is his name. Give him a call, okay? Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna call him. All right? You know what? I'm gonna call whoever I need to and get you fucking fired. I'm gonna be putting you in the fucking ground. Okay. Okay. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Matt Duran. You better remember it. Okay, sure thing. Go yourself. Go yourself. Go and yourself. Go yourself. The cemetery.

[Amanda]

That's insane.

[Shane]

Pick him up. Yeah, right. Yeah, whatever. Thanks, Marcus. All right.

[Amanda]

A.

[Shane]

I. I'm sorry. You had Matt. I tried my best, dude. I don't. I can't believe that happened.

[Amanda]

I was. At first, like you needed to cool it.

[Shane]

I mean, but did you hear him?

[Amanda]

You got so worked up. Well, he's working.

[Shane]

This is my father.

[Amanda]

Honestly, that was very overwhelming for me. I'm not involved for you, but I was very overwhelmed. How are you, Matt?

[Shane]

I'm shaking, Matt. I'm really sorry.

[Amanda]

So it didn't. It didn't go well?

[Shane]

I don't think it went too well. I don't think that went as I thought it was gonna.

[Amanda]

So, 2011.

[Shane]

2011. Someone came and picked him up. That's what he said.

[Amanda]

That's what Marcus said.

[Shane]

That's what. That's what. That's. I don't know who that was. That was the name.

[Amanda]

Craig.

[Shane]

Craig Ligma is the manager.

[Amanda]

Explain that to me.

[Shane]

Amanda. I'm not doing this again.

[Amanda]

Well, what's going on with you?

[Shane]

Me?

[Amanda]

Where is your.

[Shane]

I mean, does that ring a bell? That if someone came and picked him.

[Amanda]

Up, it would make sense that he'd be with next of kin, which would probably be my mom.

[Shane]

Have you talked to your mom about this?

[Amanda]

That's the thing, is that makes sense why I didn't hear any updates. Because my mom is also really bad at communicating. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cause I could not go down that road. I could not. I was not prepped.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Amanda]

There's terrible communicators.

[Shane]

Do you want me to call your mom?

[Amanda]

I think I could call my mom.

[Shane]

Okay. For sure.

[Amanda]

The way you treated that. Yeah. I don't think you should talk to anyone of his family.

[Shane]

That's probably fair.

[Amanda]

Yeah. This cemetery somewhere is just like, there, you know? Now they're gonna know your number.

[Shane]

I don't feel bad, man.

[Amanda]

You got really upset. It was really cool to see you.

[Shane]

Kind of send my honor.

[Amanda]

Yeah, that was cool.

[Shane]

No, I cared. I cared.

[Amanda]

It was really cool.

[Shane]

I mean, this is serious.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Shane]

And he needs to take his job more seriously. They have case supervisors at a funeral home.

[Amanda]

You asked for the funeral director. It was a little.

[Shane]

I know. I'm like, why am I talking to this?

[Amanda]

Yeah, totally.

[Shane]

They're busy directing funerals. Exactly. I guess that's true.

[Amanda]

Wow. So did we solve it? No, you didn't.

[Shane]

Once again, yeah, but I can call my mom.

[Amanda]

Call your mom.

[Shane]

I can call my mom.

[Amanda]

And then let us know if she has the body. Will do your father. Thank you so much.

[Shane]

Thank you so much.

[Amanda]

I'll work on the resurrection.

[Shane]

Yeah, please, keep working on it.

[Amanda]

I'll work on it. A lot of crystals. I need to get.

[Shane]

Well, Are you okay?

[Amanda]

Because you, like, flipped out.

[Shane]

Well, you know, I mean, sometimes, you know, you got to do what you got to do, right? We're here to solve people's problems.

[Amanda]

Hey, I fully support you.

[Shane]

Exactly.

[Amanda]

I thought it was totally fine. I just didn't know we were gonna.

[Shane]

Just get into it.

[Amanda]

You were gonna go so far.

[Shane]

No, I know.

[Amanda]

Six feet under.

[Shane]

Exactly. I almost told him. I was like, hey, you know what? I actually think the ending. Ending of that show sucked, so.

[Amanda]

I loved the ending of that show.

[Shane]

Considered the best ending of any show ever. But I wanted to tell him to. I wanted him to feel pain.

[Amanda]

You can call him back.

[Shane]

Yeah, I will. Well, I don't think we hit bingo.

[Amanda]

We did not hit bingo. But we definitely made people's lives so much better. We improved the lives. Lives of so many people here today.

[Shane]

I think this was. This episode was filled with positivity.

[Amanda]

Such positivity. We did what we needed to do as licensed people. We really solved their problems.

[Shane]

Exactly.

[Amanda]

I'm proud of us.

[Shane]

I'm proud of us too.

[Amanda]

Maybe we'll do it again.

[Shane]

Yeah, maybe.

[Amanda]

Yeah. All right. Yeah, if people want that.

[Shane]

Sure. If you ask for it.

[Amanda]

Yeah, we'll do it. All right.

[Shane]

All right. Bye.

[Amanda]

Bye.

[Shane]

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[Shane]

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